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Date   : 09/05/2018    Duedate: 09/18/2018

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 746

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 LEGAL TERMS 82/1984  118   82   2 59.0      NEXT GENERATION 18/1896
    FEARSOME FIVESOME 85/1835                   BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/2004
  2 IN BLOOM 85/2009      57   43   3 57.0      BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919
    DOLI CAPAX 43/2032                          BASH BROS BATHROOM 54/2001
    SPROUT OF IT 9/2026                         BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906
    HOUSE JHEREG 35/2005                        BASH BROS OLYMPICS 72/2036
    PRAY THE GODS 81/2038                     7 WHY 2? 99/1974       438  412   3 51.5
    ALMOST EXACTLY 29/1848                      CHIEFS 5 99/2054
    KINDRED SPIRIT 85/2049                      CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871
    PASTA LA VISTA 84/2012                      FROM THE 80'S 9/1881
    I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/2028                     THE MENTORS 12 7/1993
    CRACKED REAR VIEW 21/2029                   MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859
  3 CANIS 99/2055       2132 1675  15 56.0      THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856
    CORVUS 3/1986                             8 FIST 26/1889        4524 4379  45 50.8
    DRACO 56/1858                               QUEEN 9/1629
    AQUILA 62/1908                              TRIBE 24/1648
    PICTOR 26/1938                              N.W.A. 84/1945
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                             REVIEW 84/1958
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                            BALLERS 84/1957
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                            BIG SHOTS 28/1739
    ANDROMEDA 99/1998                           CRITICALS 75/1635
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         HURRICANE 84/1951
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                        JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       STANKONIA 84/2041
    SHEWISH BUFFET 25/2056                      BOOK BINGE 84/2040
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      SOME OLD B 84/1962
    SHEWISH BUFFET 75/1991                      STILLMATIC 36/1652
    SHEWISH MUNCHIES 59/2019                    THAT SMELL 65/2033
  4 RED SCARE 22/1960    974  801   3 54.9      HOWLIN CASE 78/1965
    TEAM FLOYD 38/690                           SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    COLLEGE RADIO 43/2045                       THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    EL CAMINO:TRES 84/1953                      UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      CROOKED RAIN 84/2039
    ORIOLE MADNESS 82/2015                      LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
    ARCANE BBQ 2018 98/2053                     MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567                     9TH TOMBSTONE 51/2048
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   DRUNK DRAWING 84/1933
    THE MOTHERSHIP AG 84/2046                   FINGER LICKIN 84/2018
    THE MOTHERSHIP CA 84/2016                   HOUSE ROCKIN' 85/2006
    ANOTHER CHAOS TEAM 68/1681                  STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
    ARCAN MASH UPS '16 98/2047                  TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
    ARCANE MASHUPS '17 95/2007                  BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612                 BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
  5-SCOTCH 71/1705      1527 1285  19 54.3      HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                          ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1352                         BLOOD GANG 717F 98/2044
    RUSSIAN BIRDS 72/1931                       GONE SHOPPING 2 84/2008
  6 SHEPHERDS 18/1713    283  242   5 53.9      I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842
    BASH BROS GAS 72/2034                       TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900
    BASH BROS PARK 47/1867                      WAY OF THINKING 84/1874
    BB SIDE MIRROR 72/2035                      BLOOD GANG 718FB 98/2051

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    CLOWNING AROUND 42/1720                     BLOOD GANGA 118F 96/2043
    IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693                    ROMAN DIVINITY 82/1948
    HOWLIN FIRESTONE 2 85/2042                  FEAR FACTORY 15 73/1988
    PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890                  FEAR FACTORY 19 84/1989
    BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668                 FEAR FACTORY 21 84/1964
  9-TRIAL & ERR 21/1885  116  128   2 47.5      FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730
 10 HAS-BEENS 82/1999    573  646   4 47.0      ON MY BOOKSHELF 72/2037
    SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698                      PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1872
    U PAY I SLAY 5 97/1970                      DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822
    U PAY I SLAY 5 98/2052                      CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1897
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687                   13 FIEND FOLIO 33/2059  263  308   5 46.1
    SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904                    MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
 11-BAD BEATS 47/1971    309  355   2 46.5   14 WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708  122  144   3 45.9
    SERIOUS LEE 8/2010                          WEIRD ALCHEMY 47/1831
    YOUNG GUNS 59/1907                          THE DELIRIUM RULES 32/2058
    ONE MAN GANG 35/1718                        WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717
    YUPPIE HORDE 31/2022                     15 ORDER 14/1754        377  450   4 45.6
    MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721                       ORDER 36/1780
    ANYWAYUSLICEIT 39/1910                      OTTOBAHN 31/2030
 12 GWAR 82/1731         687  794  10 46.4      SEINFELD 19/1741
    D.R.I. 21/1471                              BAD BREAD 33/1041
    BIG TEN 3 82/1747                           OTTODROME 13 84/1950
    DEADLY RAGE 72/708                          STREEP LEGAL 14/1977
    IN SHINOLA 82/1833                       16 REDHORSE 56/1325     346  512   3 40.3
    FEAR FACTORY 61/666                         MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
    WHO DA MAN? 73/1992                      17 AVENGERS 31/1321     260  386   0 40.2
    FEAR FACTORY 82/1729                        HUCKLE'S CATS 20/2014
    DRAWN TOGETHER 82/1985                      UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
    FEAR FACTORY 7 73/2057                   18-BIG IDEA 47/1866       4    6   0 40.0
    GREAT OLD ONES 73/1955                   19 ARROGANCE 18/755     622 1038  11 37.5
    MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1877

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

Mission to the Twisted Land
Episode 13

The chamber in the Chaos Gate stunk of rotten eggs and other things, and it rang with 
the furious squawks of the creatures at the other end of the passage the gladiators 
were defending.  Vlada held her longsword ready as the chaos monsters charged toward 
them down a long, rough passage, Fealost next to her with his scimitar.  She noticed 
that Fealost was breathing deeply, apparently trying to hyperventilate before the 
fight.  That seemed like a good idea -- extra stored oxygen before intense effort -- 
so she did the same.  But she only had time for two breaths before it was time to 
lunge forward.  The point of her sword connected with the feather-covered main body of 
the chicken on the left.  She felt the shock of impact in her extended arm, but 
knowing by now how much effort it took to get through she had done it.  The blade sank 
in several inches.  But the chaos chicken's manipulative limb was holding... oh no, 
one of those shiny tubes!  Those things were like crossbows.  

Meanwhile, Fealost had swung his scimitar at his opponent's legs, hacking partway 
through the tough, tubular shell on one.  That chicken held a spiral wand like the one 
Kot Buglar had shown them.  It activated the device, sending out a thin beam of red 
light at Fealost, but the gladiator didn't react.  Vlada realized that the potion Orv 
had given them was actually effective.  Then she felt an impact against her chest.  
She staggered back, feeling strange, trying to say something although no sound came 
out of her mouth.  Her sword was stuck where she had thrust it into her opponent.  She 
tried to pull it free, which seemed beyond her strength.

Something wrapped around her body and hauled her backward; the sword's hilt slipped 
out of her hand.  Kinthel, the Rirorni woman, stepped up in her place and yanked the 
sword out of the staggering chicken, tossing that aside and whacking the alien 
fiercely upside the... head?  If the main body-sort-of-thing was the head.

The half-Shew, Woodhaven, lowered Vlada gently to a relatively clean part of the floor 
and leaped back to help with the fight.  She gazed at the ceiling, which was rough and 
black and glittery.  Orv, the genderless ancient spirit that had come with them in 
lieu of a wizard, dropped to one knee beside her and gazed intently into her face.  
"Don't die, young lady.  I'm going to pull out the bolt now.  This might hurt."

Angling her head a little, she saw that the metal bolt had gone through one of the 
rings in her ringmail, piercing the leather under it and also, from the way she felt, 
one of her lungs as well.  Orv leaned over her, grasped the bolt, and pulled it out.  
It was barbed and some of Vlada's flesh came with it.  That hurt quite a bit, in a 
remote part of her awareness, but at the moment she felt more concerned with trying to 
catch her breath.  Orv placed a palm against the wound, closed its eyes, and the pain 
abruptly changed to a squirming sensation as though worms were slithering around in 
there, or a plant was spreading roots.  Her mouth gaped as she struggled to breathe.  
She started to feel numb all over.

Suddenly, she inhaled deeply.  Feeling came back, strength and hearing and SMELL came 
back.  She gagged.  "Oh gods, I almost don't want to breathe this stuff."  Vlada sat 
up, feeling sore but not injured in any specific place.  "Orv!  Thanks.  You're a 
peach."

The spirit smiled.  "You should relieve Kinthel.  She and Linda and Kot will be 
hammering in the staples as soon as I tighten the passage, which I will begin to do in 
about a minute.  Be sure to retreat when I say, all right?"

"Got it."

Gathering her courage, Vlada got to her feet, retrieved her sword, and stepped over to 
the passage.  "Kinthel, I'll step in.  Orv needs you to be ready," she said.

Kinthel used her quarterstaff to block a kick from the chaos chicken she was fighting, 
then quickly stepped back past Vlada.  "You okay?" she asked in a low voice.

"Yeah, Orv fixed me up."  The alien was off balance from the block.  She took 
advantage of that and stabbed it in the... head/body.  The sword pierced the shell a 
little bit, an inch or so maybe.  The creature took a step back.  It wasn't holding 
the crossbow tube anymore -- those things had to be one-shots, and tricky to reload.  
The tube was lying on the floor.  She wondered if it packed enough of a punch to break 
the shells on these things?  Then she was too busy to think about it.  

Beside her, Fealost grunted in pain as the alien he was fighting kicked him in the 
thigh, breaking his leg.  Keel Woodhaven jerked him back and stepped in, thrusting his 
oversized greatsword like a lance.  That alien fell, nearly sliced in half, but its 
body was pulled out and another one rushed in -- this one wielding what looked like an 
oddly balanced short sword.  Vlada sliced at one of the straps holding the saddlebag 
on the head/body of her foe.  It dropped to the floor, but the central leg swooped 
down and grabbed something out of it with a tentacled hand.  Then it attacked her with 
a dagger.  She slashed at the wrist/ankle/whatever, but her blade bounced off the 
exoskeleton.  "Kinthel," she called out, "see that alien crossbow tube on the floor 
there?  Can you grab it?"

Out of the corner of her eye, as she fought, she saw Kinthel's quarterstaff reach past 
her to scrape the little metal tube closer.

"Pull back now!" Orv shouted.

At the moment, the chaos chicken in front of her attacked with a flurry of stabs and 
kicks.  Its middle leg, or arm, had a longer reach than Vlada had and she could not 
disengage without getting badly hurt.  Before she could brace herself to go ahead and 
take the hits while retreating, the half-Shew grabbed her around the waist and jerked 
her back so fast that a kick and a stab both missed her.  Orv called out a series of 
unpronounceable, unhearable words.  As the passage started to pull closed, the two 
aliens that were currently fighting them tried to charge forward.  One of them uttered 
a long squawk when a dart suddenly appeared in the front of its body.  The creature 
staggered, dropped to its knees, and fell... not face down, since it had no evident 
face, but evidently front down.

Orv groaned, an amazingly deep and resounding thing coming from a being so small and 
childlike.  Vlada glanced back at the old spirit, but was brushed aside by Keel 
Woodhaven, who thrust again with the greatsword.  She had the impression that he 
preferred sweeping and slashing motions, but there wasn't enough room in the passage, 
now.  She saw the half-Shew retreat half a step; there was dark blood and some gore on 
his blade.

The passage was visibly closing now.  Its width was only about the length of one of 
her arms; Woodhaven had to stand sideways in it so his shoulders would fit.  She stood 
a long stride behind him, ready to jump in if need be.  She was aware of Linda and 
Kot, the non-gladiators, poised on either side of the passage ready to pound in the 
staples when the passage was closed.  Kinthel, like Vlada, was ready to fight if need 
be.

Fealost with his broken leg lay on the floor, his tanned face tight with pain; Orv had 
no time to heal him at the moment.  The spirit gazed at the opening with intense 
concentration.  Fealost was holding the metal bolt-tube that they'd gotten from one of 
the aliens, pressing its hole against the ground, trying to force a bolt into it, 
having difficulty.

Vlada stepped over to him.  "If you hold it straight, I'll step on it, see if that 
helps."

He nodded and positioned the tube.  Vlada put the heel of her boot on the top, then 
shifted her weight onto it.  She heard the device ratchet for a moment.  She tried 
again, then again and yet again.  There was a sharp click, and the bolt was in the 
tube.  She smiled at Fealost.  "Hey, I don't know how much I can help your leg.  If I 
just pull on it, it should straighten the bone, right?  Then we can splint it with... 
something."

He smiled gratefully.  "Orv will get to it when he... when it can.  But yeah, the bone 
will need to be set before it can be healed.  Thanks."

"Brace yourself," she said. going down on one knee and clamping both hands on the 
ankle of the injured leg.  She glanced around.  "I don't see anything like a 
stalagmite that you could hold onto.  So, try not to be dragged."  She leaned back, 
pulling his leg with all of her strength.  Fealost grimaced, and uttered a long groan, 
but held onto the rough floor with arms and fingers spread wide.  It took three 
excrutiating tries until Vlada felt something click into place.

"I... I think that did it," said Fealost breathlessly.  "Feels a little better."  He 
put his hand on her hand.  "Thanks."

She used her scabbard as a splint for his leg, tying it with her belt and strips of 
his shirt.

"Oh no!  Orv!" It was Kinthel, racing to the side of the spirit, who had slumped onto 
the floor.  

Vlada looked up.  The passage they'd been defending was closed now and stapled, 
although there were some sounds coming through it:  pounding and squawks.  She went 
over to stand next to Woodhaven, who was getting down on the floor next to Orv.  She 
said, "How can I help?"

He looked up at her in surprise.  "You're all helping.  It's kinda strange.  I'm used 
to doing everything by myself.  At the moment, I guess we gotta wake up the mage."  He 
put his big, dirty hand on Orv's delicate shoulder.  "Hey little guy.  You okay?"

"Actually, Orv isn't--"  Vlada caught herself, realizing that political correctness 
was beside the point when the fate of the world hung in the balance.  "Sorry, not 
important.  Can you give him... it... some magical energy, or life force, or whatever 
he's... it's... been spending so much of?  Because I think that's what's wrong."

"I don't know how to do anything like that.  Would if I could."  Woodhaven looked 
around.  "Does anybody know how to -- Hey!  Linda!  Hi!  Thanks for coming."

The one-eyed sailor with the mohawk gave him a curt nod.  "Know how to do what?"

"Give this little dude some magical energy?"

Kot Buglar said diffidently, "Maybe he'd recover faster in our own world?  Because for 
one thing, it wouldn't stink so bad.  This smell can't be good for anybody."  He waved 
his hands at the cave full of huge, broken, rotting eggs.

"It stinks?" the half-Shew said in surprise.  "Guess I've gone nose-blind.  Sure, 
let's get him out in the fresh air."

In the glittering black rock wall, the crack that was the Chaos Gate seemed to have 
shrunk, which was perverse because the whole point of their expedition had been to 
close it.  But Vlada climbed out first, coughing at her first lungful of clean air, 
and then reached up to take Orv's unconscious body, and then helped Fealost climb 
through with his broken leg.  The others came out, Keel Woodhaven last.  He had 
trouble, but with Linda and Vlada pulling, he only got some painful-looking scrapes.

It was night, very clear, and looked like there were about a million stars in the sky.  
The narrow box canyon they were in was mostly sheltered from the wind, but sometimes 
it came directly from the west, and then it was cold.

Their horses stood in a cluster, along with Keel's big horse, Old Brown.  Their packs 
were on the ground.

Opening their packs, they put a rolled blanket under the nature spirit's head, covered 
the spirit with another blanket, trickled water from a canteen between its lips, and 
washed its childlike face.  Other than that, no one knew what to do.  They looked at 
one another.  Keel said, "Don't know how much time we've got before they bust through 
that tunnel...  HEY ORV!  WAKE UP!"  His shout made the canyon ring with echoes.

The echoes died down, and then, on the high ground out of the canyon somewhere, 
something howled.  It was an eerie cry with a gibber at the end.  The call was 
repeated from two other directions.  Some of the horses whinnied nervously.

"Oh, great," said Vlada, picking up her sword.  She had laid it down because her belt 
and scabbard were splinting Fealost's leg at the moment.  "I was just thinking a big 
fight would be nice right about now."

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Good afternoon.

There were 113 fights today, 9 challenges, and no deaths.

BABY BAB (21-8106) (34-39-0,166) of CRACKED REAR VIEW challenged 8 AM CLASS (72-6621) 
(41-35-0,110) of BASH BROS COLLEGE.  BABY BAB viciously subdued 8 AM CLASS in a crowd 
pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.

BACKBEREND (43-5087) (27-20-3,172) of DOLI CAPAX challenged CURDLE (96-5748) (30-21-
3,173) of BLOOD GANG 117F.  BACKBEREND demolished CURDLE in a 2 minute one-sided 
Challenge melee.

DAAVYA (35-4751) (22-13-2,157) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged CAMPY DIGIT (38-5252) (22-
13-1,159) of TMM KNOCKOFFS.  DAAVYA overpowered CAMPY DIGIT in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute mismatched Challenge duel.

CUTTER JOHN (85-4984) (20-11-0,132) of IN BLOOM challenged ODACHI (31-6569) (26-41-
1,141) of AVENGERS.  CUTTER JOHN overpowered ODACHI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-
sided Challenge fight.

POKEY, MON! (29-6158) (24-21-1,118) of ALMOST EXACTLY challenged NICHLAUS (85-7665) 
(22-29-3,120) of FEARSOME FIVESOME.  POKEY, MON! vanquished NICHLAUS in a 2 minute 
brutal mismatched Challenge fight.

PAPPY VAN WINKLE (85-4901) (20-6-2,106) of KINDRED SPIRIT challenged GASOLINE DREAMS 
(84-45458) (31-26-2,107) of STANKONIA.  PAPPY VAN WINKLE bested GASOLINE DREAMS in a 
popular 4 minute Challenge competition.

CHALER (35-4572) (22-6-0,76) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged RECOVERY SETBACK (59-3017) 
(17-11-1,56) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  CHALER won victory over RECOVERY SETBACK in an 
action packed 6 minute Challenge duel.

ANGEL HAIR (84-54540) (18-13-1,85) of PASTA LA VISTA challenged LITHIUM (72-8234) (23-
28-1,86) of DEADLY RAGE.  ANGEL HAIR won victory over LITHIUM in a 2 minute gruesome 
Challenge fight.

VIDHI (81-2840) (19-10-1,84) of PRAY THE GODS challenged EGG RAID (84-49227) (25-25-
0,88) of SOME OLD B.  VIDHI lost to EGG RAID in a 3 minute gory Challenge fight.

We have the same Captain of the Guard as last time.  GAMMA CEPHEI (61-3877) (67-37-
0,317) of CEPHEUS fought SEYMORE GUTTS (97-6431) (25-15-3,214) of U PAY I SLAY 5.  
GAMMA CEPHEI overpowered SEYMORE GUTTS in a popular 2 minute one-sided Title melee.  
And so, Mr. Cephei is our reigning Aimed Blow.

Blackguard is our top Striker.  BLACKGUARD (5-5543) (52-18-3,266) of DUNGEON CELL 
fought EARLY ONE MORNING (16-6010) (74-46-0,196) of BLOOD ON THE TRACKS.  BLACKGUARD 
overpowered EARLY ONE MORNING in a popular 2 minute mismatched conflict.

DOBBIE (84-30850) (81-73-2,262) of PEEP SHOW fought ETA ANDROMEDAE (99-6335) (18-20-
4,209) of ANDROMEDA.  DOBBIE defeated ETA ANDROMEDAE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute 
conflict.  Dobbie is the highest ranked Wall of Steel.

CANNED SAVRADESE (7-6311) (70-55-13,226) of SHEWISH PICNIC fought JOE WILLIAMS (6-
6583) (91-88-0,205) of BLACK AND BLUES.  CANNED SAVRADESE overpowered JOE WILLIAMS in 
an exciting 7 minute one-sided match.  Mr. Savradese is our most highly recognized 
Total Parry.

Picaroon is our best Parry-Lunge.  PICAROON (28-5202) (44-30-1,218) of SEA DOGS fought 
SKILLET LIBEL (38-5217) (48-38-0,194) of TMM KNOCKOFFS.  PICAROON vanquished SKILLET 
LIBEL in a 2 minute gory one-sided bout.

The reigning Parry-Riposte is Ice Wind.  ICE WIND (47-7758) (72-46-2,212) of BASH BROS 
PARK fought FLAME SPIDER (61-3401) (58-76-2,191) of FEAR FACTORY.  ICE WIND vanquished 
FLAME SPIDER in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
                
In a thrilling bout, Yonder Orphan earned the title of leading Basher.  YONDER ORPHAN 
(5-5387) (75-30-3,192) of IT'S ALL OVER NOW fought PERPETUAL (84-14073) (27-10-0,206) 
of OTTODROME 13.  YONDER ORPHAN handily defeated PERPETUAL in an action packed 2 
minute mismatched bout.

PRIVATEER (28-5247) (54-35-0,192) of SEA DOGS fought JEX (14-4848) (53-52-0,197) of 
ORDER.  PRIVATEER was demolished by JEX in an exciting 1 minute one-sided match.  Jex 
is our highest rated Lunger.

Dres is Home Guard's top Slasher.  HIP WADERS (82-56642) (38-59-2,226) of IN SHINOLA 
fought DRES (18-10562) (48-30-1,190) of HIP HOP HEROES.  HIP WADERS was demolished by 
DRES in a 1 minute uneven bout.

VITALOGY (68-5103) (33-36-2,186) of ANOTHER CHAOS TEAM fought JOMMY (56-4539) (36-60-
1,184) of MEN OF STEEL.  VITALOGY savagely defeated JOMMY in an action packed 2 minute 
gruesome battle.  Vitalogy, of course, is top Parry-Strike.

As usual, Job is overall popularity leader.  JOB (18-6129) (80-194-0,207) of SHEPHERDS 
fought GWAR (2-6074) (39-55-1,195) of MENTOR DEMENTOR.  JOB savagely defeated GWAR in 
an exciting 5 minute gory bout.

Stratos was voted to be this turn's favorite fighter.  STRATOS (31-6499) (20-7-1,118) 
of OTTOBAHN fought WILLIE BROWN (6-6944) (55-54-0,150) of BLACK AND BLUES.  STRATOS 
was outwaited by WILLIE BROWN in an exciting 8 minute bout.

The least popular fighter this turn is Block.  Oh dear... BLOCK (26-5168) (36-37-
1,192) of FIST fought MEGABOLOX (47-4312) (42-43-1,199) of WEIRD ALCHEMY.  BLOCK 
slimly lost to MEGABOLOX in a 21 minute bloody match.  I think that may have been our 
longest fight.

Novgorodny Vir had some words of... wisdom.  "Do not think spyreporting in HOME GUARD 
is the highlight of my life.  As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my control, I 
must take my leave of this place."  Yes.  Farewell, Novgorodny.

As for the rest of you, we'll meet again in two weeks.  I hope Mr. Woodhaven may be 
back by then, or soon at least.

Sylvia Horn

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         68  37  0  335  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        72  90  1  306  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543            53  18  3  292  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 SAINT ANNIE 84-41396         41  26  3  281  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE
 DOBBIE 84-30850              82  73  2  268  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      71  55 13  241  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         47  43  0  237  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 PICAROON 28-5202             45  30  1  232  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 LUNITARI 82-57001            30  16  0  231  MOONS OF KRYNN (1877)      DWES EG
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228       31  17  1  228  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 REBUILD 36-7697              60  59  0  222  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 ICE WIND 47-7758             73  46  2  221  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387         76  30  3  218  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 JEX 14-4848                  54  52  0  217  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621    39  37  6  217  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
-JANIS JOBLIN 46-4380         84  36  3  215  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 JOB 18-6129                  81 194  0  214  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 AIR RAID 84-32877            47  43  0  214  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 ERIK 56-3399                 98 114  1  213  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        45  40  0  213  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         43  63  0  212  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MC REN 84-27222              48  38  0  209  N.W.A. (1945)              BLACKSTONE
 SPIRALS 75-3613              79  22  2  207  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 GORDONS 28-5337              54  38  0  206  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 DRES 18-10562                49  30  1  206  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 UNZASTER DIZASTER 43-1011    30  23  1  206  COLLEGE RADIO (2045)       VEASTIAN
 TAMBA 97-6138                44  31  4  205  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 XIAHOU DUN 72-8784           31  33  0  204  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 BEA HEADER 99-4683           43  51  4  203  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
-CHICKEN A LA KING 47-7583    28  22  2  203  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312            43  43  1  202  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811   40  28  1  201  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           53  63  1  200  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 SOLINARI 82-41826            40  55  2  200  MOONS OF KRYNN (1877)      DWES EG
 ETA ANDROMEDAE 99-6335       18  21  4  200  ANDROMEDA (1998)           SOUTH RIDGE
 THE GNOME 84-26786           62  33  0  199  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE
 PERPETUAL 84-14073           27  11  0  199  OTTODROME 13 (1950)        BLACKSTONE
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       65  90  0  198  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 THE PROFESSOR 84-30925       44  28  1  198  BALLERS (1957)             BLACKSTONE
 ROSA MEXICANA 84-35386       43  19  0  198  EL CAMINO:TRES (1953)      BLACKSTONE
 SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431        25  16  3  198  U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970)      SHADOW GROVE
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          91  89  0  197  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 KID KOALA 4-5694             36  38  1  197  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM
 SOULTAKER 82-16461           24  16  2  197  HAS-BEENS (1999)           DWES EG
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    74  47  0  196  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          70  76  0  196  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
-SUICIDE KING 35-3104         39  44  1  196  ONE MAN GANG (1718)        MURSKA
 SPURT 96-5750                28  24  4  196  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     56  26  0  195  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE
-ONE TIME! 47-8396            34  21  0  195  BAD BEATS (1971)           NORTH FORK
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          44  41  1  194  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 GWAR 2-6074                  39  56  1  194  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313           29  23  1  194  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 VITALOGY 68-5103             34  36  2  193  ANOTHER CHAOS TEAM (1681)  FIREHOLD
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       73  55  1  192  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 JONAS 25-5938                36  39  1  192  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893             35  45  0  192  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
-BOZO 42-4016                 69  90  0  191  CLOWNING AROUND (1720)     RODEKI
 COSMO 19-4498                59  60  1  191  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 STRAWBERRY JHANS 75-3403     29  10  0  191  SHEWISH BUFFET (1991)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 LONE WOLF 31-162             67 101  1  190  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 DOLGAN 56-751                64 135  5  190  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         58  77  2  190  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217        48  39  0  190  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 HIP WADERS 82-56642          38  60  2  190  IN SHINOLA (1833)          DWES EG
 BACKBEREND 43-5087           28  20  3  189  DOLI CAPAX (2032)          VEASTIAN
 BURKES CAFE 82-6800          26  21  1  189  ORIOLE MADNESS (2015)      DWES EG
 BLOCK 26-5168                36  38  1  188  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 PINK SHIRT 28-5336           36  26  0  188  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 OF ICE AND GIN 84-38035      33  32  1  188  BOOK BINGE (2040)          BLACKSTONE
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      43  43  5  187  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173       38  42  0  187  PICTOR (1938)              CALEAM
 CUT YOUR HAIR 84-29109       32  23  0  187  CROOKED RAIN (2039)        BLACKSTONE
 MAYOR MEANSWELL 9-5874       29  15  0  187  SPROUT OF IT (2026)        ZUKAL
 ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521        38  24  1  185  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 PRIVATEER 28-5247            54  36  0  184  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     63  59  1  183  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG
-KURT COBAIN 46-4253         102  61  0  182  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 RARE BREED 28-5350           72  38  0  182  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 44  63  0  182  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505           43  35  1  182  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FEALOST 1-3916               73 106  2  180  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 KERN 36-7601                 48  45  1  180  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
-FEZZIK 45-814                42  41  1  180  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
 RUBIN CARTER 84-33714        40  31  2  180  HURRICANE (1951)           BLACKSTONE
 JOMMY 56-4539                36  61  1  180  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WAR TOY 82-7167              26   7  2  180  GWAR (1731)                DWES EG
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794           47  51  2  179  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 CHUCKY 22-7121               43  40  1  177  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 CHAINSAW JUGGLER 82-56761    27  25  0  177  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 R-1 18-9490                  45  29  1  176  NEXT GENERATION (1896)     TALCAMA
 ST. RIKER 62-4828            43  56  0  176  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           36  76  0  175  FEAR FACTORY (1729)        DWES EG
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         32  65  1  175  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 THE ROOSTER 22-7254          22   7  1  175  RED SCARE (1960)           SOLVEN
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          63  71  1  174  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 DAAVYA 35-4751               23  13  2  174  HOUSE JHEREG (2005)        MURSKA
 ADDICTION 84-48891           31  21  1  172  REVIEW (1958)              BLACKSTONE
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605     37  55  0  171  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
-BILLY THE KID 59-2969        29  24  2  170  YOUNG GUNS (1907)          ILLIS
 PSUNAMI FORCE 62-4920        25   8  0  170  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 HELLHOUND 6-7152             35  33  0  169  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 BABY BAB 21-8106             35  39  0  168  CRACKED REAR VIEW (2029)   SUNSET
 CHATMON 6-6992               52  49  3  166  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       49  61  0  166  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 CURDLE 96-5748               30  22  3  165  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867         40  28  0  163  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 DIPSO DOODLE 84-30949        35  32  0  158  DRUNK DRAWING (1933)       BLACKSTONE
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          56  54  0  157  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 MAMMA MIA 14-5144            30  17  2  157  STREEP LEGAL (1977)        TOBIR
 CLEAN HANDS 17-7677          36  44  0  156  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 JAROBI 24-5158               48  58  3  155  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 FAITH 47-8944                38  63  1  154  SERPENTS HOLD II (1904)    NORTH FORK
-JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 71-6370      29  12  1  154  SCOTCH (1705)              KYR'TERR
 BURDEN TOFU 38-5293          25  22  0  154  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 THE HIEROPHANT 28-5298       42  28  0  152  PANDORA'S CARDS (1872)     MORYA
 CAMPY DIGIT 38-5252          22  14  1  151  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PART POWER 13-5627           50  84  0  148  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 CUTTER JOHN 85-4984          21  11  0  148  IN BLOOM (2009)            JASPER GULCH
 STEADY DECLINE 84-47675      23  17  2  147  FEAR FACTORY 19 (1989)     BLACKSTONE
-GOLDBEAR 47-2724             29  21  0  146  BIG IDEA (1866)            NORTH FORK
 CHAZZ 2-6132                 42  26  2  144  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638       27  24  0  144  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620   39  62  0  143  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 WOOKEY JACK 85-7008          27  11  1  143  HOWLIN FIRESTONE 2 (2042)  JASPER GULCH
 ELF COBBLER 7-6525           25  12  2  143  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 72-8154  22   5  1  140  BASH BROS OLYMPICS (2036)  DRAGONHEAD
 BLUE PLATE SPECIAL 75-3413   24  11  1  139  SHEWISH BUFFET (1991)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 WHUPPIN' IVORY 85-2333       28  28  0  137  HOUSE ROCKIN' (2006)       JASPER GULCH
 HOFFA 18-8478                65 211  1  133  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 NECROWRETCH 73-6540          28  15  0  133  FEAR FACTORY 15 (1988)     ERINIKA
 AYI'IG 73-6302               25  22  1  132  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
-WICKED SLICE 39-4083         20  36  1  131  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (1910)      XOCHITHLAN
 POKEY, MON! 29-6158          25  21  1  130  ALMOST EXACTLY (1848)      LAPUR
 ODACHI 31-6569               26  42  1  129  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 HENCHMAN 46-4560             22  10  0  129  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 SCONE GOLEM 7-6563           21  19  0  126  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 SIX-GUN TAROT 72-8680        19  11  0  126  ON MY BOOKSHELF (2037)     DRAGONHEAD
 STRATOS 31-6499              20   8  1  125  OTTOBAHN (2030)            CHIMLEVTAL
 8 AM CLASS 72-6621           41  36  0  120  BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919)   DRAGONHEAD
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239           36  16  2  120  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 BREAK OF DAY 17-7713         35  44  3  120  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 RAT-CATCHER 5-5714           20  26  0  120  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 PAPPY VAN WINKLE 85-4901     21   6  2  118  KINDRED SPIRIT (2049)      JASPER GULCH
 METAL BRACE 7-6453           52  44  1  117  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 VESSEL 98-5481               19  20  4  117  BLOOD GANG 717F (2044)     SYVYN'S HILL
 RIOT FIGHT 84-49230          35  37  3  114  SOME OLD B (1962)          BLACKSTONE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANOMALY 82-771               29  31  1  114  LEGAL TERMS (1984)         DWES EG
 BLOODBATH & BEYOND 84-49238  25  44  1  113  GONE SHOPPING 2 (2008)     BLACKSTONE
 ROT 65-7407                  25  17  0  113  THAT SMELL (2033)          DAL SHANG
 NEVERMORE 9-5846             31  50  0  112  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 NICHLAUS 85-7665             22  30  3  110  FEARSOME FIVESOME (1835)   JASPER GULCH
 STICKER FORCE 62-4943        41  11  0  108  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 GASOLINE DREAMS 84-45458     31  27  2  108  STANKONIA (2041)           BLACKSTONE
 ADEMA 61-3093                43  60  0  107  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       49  74  1  105  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 ORC TENDERLOIN 25-5617        9   1  0  105  SHEWISH BUFFET (2056)      LYRATILAN
 ATHENA 7-6674                22  13  1  102  THE MENTORS 12 (1993)      BONSUR
 MIRROR'S GAZE 84-47697       25  51  0  101  FEAR FACTORY 21 (1964)     BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DELTA CORVI 3-7763           28  30  0  100  CORVUS (1986)              OSKSI
 SAUSAGE FINGERS 84-31771     25  13  1   99  THE MOTHERSHIP CA (2016)   BLACKSTONE
 EGG RAID 84-49227            26  25  0   98  SOME OLD B (1962)          BLACKSTONE
 PRIMERIDIAN 84-44883         29  15  2   93  THE MOTHERSHIP AG (2046)   BLACKSTONE
-ERNIE ERNESTO 84-48896       23   9  2   93  FINGER LICKIN (2018)       BLACKSTONE
 HERETIC 46-4553              32   8  0   92  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
-I MOTHER EARTH 59-2504       30  23  1   92  CHAPEL ROCK (1352)         ILLIS
 ANGEL HAIR 84-54540          19  13  1   92  PASTA LA VISTA (2012)      BLACKSTONE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-PATRICK BATEMAN 31-6839      24  16  1   90  YUPPIE HORDE (2022)        CHIMLEVTAL
-HUMBLE LEE 8-4061            22  23  0   90  SERIOUS LEE (2010)         ARKERS
 ARCHAIC TRIAD 82-56745       24  16  1   88  ROMAN DIVINITY (1948)      DWES EG
 SHIFTED 72-7941              24  14  0   88  BB SIDE MIRROR (2035)      DRAGONHEAD
 CANNED HEAT 6-7219           21  12  1   88  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
-FOGGED UP MIRROR 54-3231     17   5  1   88  BASH BROS BATHROOM (2001)  TROCAR
 POT SHOT 78-3230             31  26  0   86  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 OVERSTAND 36-7937            43  35  7   85  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 HIRE WATHA 60-9218           29  14  0   85  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 COMIC BOOK GUY 25-5571       19   4  0   85  ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
 BUSY BEE 18-10572            39  37  0   84  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 CANCHA 60-9147               29  36  1   84  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 DIRTY CLOTHES 17-7674        25  54  0   84  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 TAIPEI 96-6065               15   9  3   83  BLOOD GANGA 118F (2043)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 CANDYMAN 22-7177             34  53  0   82  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 LITHIUM 72-8234              23  29  1   82  DEADLY RAGE (708)          DRAGONHEAD
 CHALER 35-4572               23   6  0   82  HOUSE JHEREG (2005)        MURSKA
 CPT. BUZZY 20-65             25  20  2   81  I'M NOT EGGBERT (2028)     SEAM
 LEAK 72-7886                 23  10  3   81  BASH BROS GAS (2034)       DRAGONHEAD
 VIDHI 81-2840                19  11  1   81  PRAY THE GODS (2038)       SHADOWSPIRE
-FULCRUM 72-6122              22   7  1   78  RUSSIAN BIRDS (1931)       DRAGONHEAD
 ED 26-5174                   39  30  0   77  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 FREEBOOTER 28-5201           25  32  0   77  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 -10 ATTACK 21-7906           27  90  0   75  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 RED BARCHETTA 98-415          8  17  4   75  ARCAN MASH UPS '16 (2047)  SYVYN'S HILL
 BEDTIME 84-49248             24 103  1   73  BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906)  BLACKSTONE
 ZWEIBACK 33-8417             19  18  0   73  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 HOFFA 18-9369                61 190  0   72  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 SNOZZLE 20-460               27  27  0   72  HUCKLE'S CATS (2014)       SEAM
-CRYING FIRE 5-5494           22  10  0   72  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 SLITHERING IDIOT 98-6021     10   4  4   72  U PAY I SLAY 5 (2052)      SYVYN'S HILL
-TERRE HAUTE 21-4522          27  26  0   71  TRIAL & ERROR (1885)       SUNSET
 EAGLE'S CLAW 38-4345         21   5  2   71  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 CYCLOTUBULUS 8-3975          18  14  0   71  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 MALICE 99-6436               10  20  4   70  WHY 2? (1974)              SOUTH RIDGE
-PIRATE 72-6806               20   8  1   69  NL CENTRAL (1987)          DRAGONHEAD
 GRAVITY 28-5599              20  16  0   69  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 RIPKEN 82-56713              19  11  0   69  ORIOLE MADNESS (2015)      DWES EG
 RIB TIP FLOYD 98-6077        10   4  6   69  ARCANE BBQ 2018 (2053)     SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            52  82  1   68  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 BRUTALIX 31-6646             25  22  1   66  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
-HIT THE SACK 29-6220         19   3  2   66  ALMOST EXACTLY (1848)      LAPUR
-BUSTED ACES 47-8580          23  12  1   64  BAD BEATS (1971)           NORTH FORK
 SPHINX 81-2755               20  27  2   63  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 RECOVERY SETBACK 59-3017     17  12  1   63  BASHAHOLICS ANON (2004)    ILLIS
 PROCYON 99-6671               9   4  4   62  CANIS (2055)               SOUTH RIDGE
-RAGE 32-5979                 21  17  0   61  THE DELIRIUM RULES (2058)  ARVAT
 HOUSTON 99-5036               9   4  4   60  CHIEFS 5 (2054)            SOUTH RIDGE
 VEIL OF DECEPTION 82-56697   26  20  0   59  DRAWN TOGETHER (1985)      DWES EG
 RAINDROPS 78-3211            25  34  0   59  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 PINKY RING 36-8072           22  17  0   59  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 THE FINEST 78-3229           18   0  0   59  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 BATH 96-6062                 13  11  3   59  BLOOD GANGA 118F (2043)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 BASHER FORCE 62-4872         31  53  5   56  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 HOWLIN' BANDIT 95-424         9  13  5   55  ARCANE MASHUPS '17 (2007)  DUSKMOOR
 T-4 STRAIN 73-6567           28  42  2   54  WHO DA MAN? (1992)         ERINIKA
 HUMAN PRETZEL 59-2926        22  30  6   53  SHEWISH MUNCHIES (2019)    ILLIS
 HEDGEHOG 56-3748             26  41  0   52  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 INNOCENT GEOMETRY 51-6111    17  12  1   50  9TH TOMBSTONE (2048)       TRICORUS
 KATHANA 35-3553              18  12  2   49  HOUSE JHEREG (2005)        MURSKA
 DELILAH 9-6107               15  11  0   49  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 THE FADED LINE 82-56673      30  19  2   48  DRAWN TOGETHER (1985)      DWES EG
 SHO'NUFF 25-5896             27  59  2   48  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 DESOLATE WAYS 73-6503        20   7  3   48  FEAR FACTORY 7 (2057)      ERINIKA
 PENANGGALAN 33-8968          18  14  0   46  FIEND FOLIO (2059)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 KLEPTO MAN 73-6569           21  48  0   41  WHO DA MAN? (1992)         ERINIKA
 PHIFE 24-5360                19  12  2   36  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 HEMO GOBLIN 98-6013           8   6  4   34  BLOOD GANG 718FB (2051)    SYVYN'S HILL
-SNUFFY 50-3865               16   9  1   26  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 BOWE 99-5028                  9   4  4   26  CHIEFS 5 (2054)            SOUTH RIDGE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

The Professor -- Ouch!  Your style isn't supposed to be so... mean! -- Fealost

Bedtime -- Well fought. -- Hedgehog

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BABY BAB viciously subdued 8 AM CLASS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
BACKBEREND demolished CURDLE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
DAAVYA overpowered CAMPY DIGIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
CUTTER JOHN overpowered ODACHI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
POKEY, MON! vanquished NICHLAUS in a 2 minute brutal mismatched Challenge fight.
PAPPY VAN WINKLE bested GASOLINE DREAMS in a popular 4 minute Challenge competition.
CHALER won victory over RECOVERY SETBACK in a action packed 6 minute Challenge duel.
ANGEL HAIR won victory over LITHIUM in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
VIDHI lost to EGG RAID in a 3 minute gory Challenge fight.
GAMMA CEPHEI overpowered SEYMORE GUTTS in a popular 2 minute one-sided Title melee.
ELMORE JAMES was savagely defeated by STYGIAN HAG in a 3 minute competition.
SPURT was subdued by IOTA DRACONIS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
BLACKGUARD overpowered EARLY ONE MORNING in a popular 2 minute mismatched conflict.
SAINT ANNIE overpowered BUGG-SHASH in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
RUBIN CARTER was handily defeated by OSWALD ORC in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
DIFFERENT RULER was bested by ZENSU LASAGNA in a popular 1 minute brawl.
CANNED SAVRADESE overpowered JOE WILLIAMS in a exciting 7 minute one-sided match.
DOBBIE defeated ETA ANDROMEDAE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
LUNITARI devastated SECOND MATE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
HIP WADERS was demolished by DRES in a 1 minute uneven bout.
EXECUTIONER was vanquished by UNZASTER DIZASTER in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
SNAKE BITE was savagely defeated by GORDONS in a popular 4 minute gory match.
ICE WIND vanquished FLAME SPIDER in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
REBUILD defeated OSWALD ORC in a exciting 3 minute bout.
CELL BLOCK A vanquished ILL SUBLIMINAL in a action packed 5 minute gory uneven bout.
PINK SHIRT slimly lost to AYLIAN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
PICAROON vanquished SKILLET LIBEL in a 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
BUSTED KNUCKLE vanquished FIGHTING ILLINI in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
FEALOST was savagely defeated by LONE WOLF in a 2 minute gory match.
JOB savagely defeated GWAR in a exciting 5 minute gory bout.
XIAHOU DUN viciously subdued DOLGAN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome match.
STRAWBERRY JHANS overpowered FOREIGN SHORE in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
VIOLENT PACIFICATION was demolished by HORRIFYING ATTACK in a 3 minute struggle.
CHUCKY was demolished by SOLINARI in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SPIRALS narrowly defeated RIPPY BRICKBOY in a popular 13 minute gory duel.
BURKES CAFE slimly lost to BEA HEADER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal bout.
KID KOALA viciously subdued KERN in a 2 minute brutal duel.
VITALOGY savagely defeated JOMMY in a action packed 2 minute gruesome battle.
BLOCK slimly lost to MEGABOLOX in a 21 minute bloody match.
DELTA PICTORIS slimly lost to SAVAGE BEATING in a popular 5 minute bloody conflict.
SOULTAKER was savagely defeated by MC REN in a action packed 5 minute competition.
PRIVATEER was demolished by JEX in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
DARQUE PREACHER was savagely defeated by THE PROFESSOR in a popular 5 minute duel.
YONDER ORPHAN handily defeated PERPETUAL in a action packed 2 minute mismatched bout.
TAMBA luckily beat CHAINSAW JUGGLER in a exciting 2 minute brutal conflict.
ST. RIKER was subdued by SHARON SHEW in a 2 minute fight.
HAMBURGER TRAIN was overpowered by COSMO in a 1 minute bloody mismatched conflict.
THE GNOME narrowly defeated RIGHTEOUS in a exciting 6 minute brutal struggle.
ROBERT GERMAN was devastated by ERIK in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CUT YOUR HAIR was narrowly defeated by ROSA MEXICANA in a 3 minute battle.
AIR RAID beat WAR TOY in a action packed 3 minute bout.
ASSISTANT MANAGER slimly won victory over RIPPY BRICKBOY in a 17 minute gory fight.
CREAMED MALCORN was devastated by OF ICE AND GIN in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
DIPSO DOODLE beat SCONE GOLEM in a 1 minute fight.
MAYOR MEANSWELL vanquished ZETA AQUILAE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HELLHOUND demolished HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory one-sided conflict.
ADDICTION was luckily beaten by SHARON SHEW in a 2 minute brutal brawl.
CHATMON was viciously subdued by XI AQUILAE in a 2 minute gory duel.
POWER PUNCH defeated STEADY DECLINE in a 2 minute fight.
NAAN COMBATANT was defeated by THE HIEROPHANT in a 1 minute melee.
RARE BREED unbelievably bested KATRINA in a exciting 3 minute match.
MAMMA MIA savagely defeated RAT-CATCHER in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
JONAS bested THE ROOSTER in a action packed 3 minute bloody match.
POSTMORTEM overpowered BLOODBATH & BEYOND in a popular 3 minute gory one-sided match.
JAROBI narrowly defeated ANOMALY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome fight.
CHAZZ was devastated by PSUNAMI FORCE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
R-1 subdued WOOKEY JACK in a action packed 5 minute bloody match.
AYI'IG was demolished by BURDEN TOFU in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BREAK OF DAY was viciously subdued by HENCHMAN in a exciting 2 minute bloody melee.
NECROWRETCH viciously subdued VESSEL in a action packed 4 minute gory match.
SIX-GUN TAROT overpowered ATHENA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BLUE PLATE SPECIAL was overcome by CLEAN HANDS in a 2 minute conflict.
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS vanquished METAL BRACE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TRAIN RAIL overpowered DIKEMBE MUTUMBO in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
STICKER FORCE was demolished by ELF COBBLER in a 2 minute gory uneven fight.
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE subdued DELTA CORVI in a 2 minute brutal fray.
STRATOS was outwaited by WILLIE BROWN in a exciting 8 minute bout.
ADEMA was overpowered by PART POWER in a exciting 3 minute gruesome uneven duel.
WHUPPIN' IVORY was viciously subdued by FAITH in a 2 minute gruesome match.
NEVERMORE was overpowered by NINJA FERD in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
RIOT FIGHT was viciously subdued by LORETTA in a popular 3 minute gory battle.
SAUSAGE FINGERS defeated MALICE in a 2 minute competition.
ROT handily defeated LEAK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MIRROR'S GAZE narrowly defeated GRAVITY in a exciting 4 minute gruesome bout.
ORC TENDERLOIN overpowered RIPKEN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
PRIMERIDIAN devastated KLEPTO MAN in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
EAGLE'S CLAW slimly won victory over BASHER FORCE in a 2 minute struggle.
HERETIC savagely defeated CANDYMAN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody fight.
CANNED HEAT demolished BRUTALIX in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
PINKY RING slimly lost to ZWEIBACK in a action packed 9 minute bloody melee.
INNOCENT GEOMETRY was savagely defeated by CYCLOTUBULUS in a 5 minute match.
HEDGEHOG lost to OVERSTAND in a 2 minute gruesome fray.
BEDTIME was savagely defeated by CANCHA in a 2 minute bloody competition.
HUMAN PRETZEL was demolished by ED in a 2 minute mismatched battle.
DELILAH was narrowly defeated by SPHINX in a 2 minute contest.
HIRE WATHA viciously subdued T-4 STRAIN in a 2 minute gory conflict.
HOWLIN' BANDIT was overpowered by SHIFTED in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
HOME RUN!! devastated SHO'NUFF in a 2 minute bloody uneven match.
ARCHAIC TRIAD viciously subdued HOFFA in a action packed 3 minute brutal duel.
BATH was vanquished by COMIC BOOK GUY in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
TAIPEI won victory over RED BARCHETTA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome match.
KATHANA was unbelievably bested by HOUSTON in a action packed 2 minute uneven duel.
PENANGGALAN was devastated by RIB TIP FLOYD in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
HEMO GOBLIN was vanquished by FREEBOOTER in a popular 2 minute one-sided bout.
SLITHERING IDIOT devastated THE FADED LINE in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
BOWE was overpowered by WEST WOOD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
VEIL OF DECEPTION was demolished by DIRTY CLOTHES in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
PROCYON unbelievably bested DESOLATE WAYS in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal contest.
POT SHOT slimly won victory over B&G BOUNCER in a 2 minute battle.
THE FINEST savagely defeated HERMY in a exciting 2 minute bloody bout.
PHIFE was vanquished by SNOZZLE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
RAINDROPS was savagely defeated by CPT. BUZZY in a 2 minute competition.
-10 ATTACK was viciously subdued by BUSY BEE in a exciting 8 minute brutal melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      61         PARRY-STRIKE      33 -  22 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     35         PARRY-RIPOSTE     18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  30         PARRY-LUNGE       59 -  49 -  1      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 23         WALL OF STEEL    106 -  89 -  1      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  20         STRIKING ATTACK  143 - 123 -  2      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   20         SLASHING ATTACK   51 -  50 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         BASHING ATTACK   107 - 115 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         TOTAL PARRY      167 - 181 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         LUNGING ATTACK   156 - 176 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW       290 - 331 -  3      47  |

Turn 746 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     AIMED BLOW        27 - 34         4  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY       22 - 13     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      8 - 12         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    8 - 15         1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK    17 - 13                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK    10 - 10     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877       68  37  0  335 CEPHEUS (1820)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BLACKGUARD 5-5543          53  18  3  292 DUNGEON CELL (1702)
WALL OF STEEL    DOBBIE 84-30850            82  73  2  268 PEEP SHOW (1696)
TOTAL PARRY      CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311    71  55 13  241 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)
PARRY-LUNGE      PICAROON 28-5202           45  30  1  232 SEA DOGS (1864)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ICE WIND 47-7758           73  46  2  221 BASH BROS PARK (1867)
BASHING ATTACK   YONDER ORPHAN 5-5387       76  30  3  218 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)
LUNGING ATTACK   JEX 14-4848                54  52  0  217 ORDER (1754)
SLASHING ATTACK  DRES 18-10562              49  30  1  206 HIP HOP HEROES (1646)
PARRY-STRIKE     VITALOGY 68-5103           34  36  2  193 ANOTHER CHAOS TEAM (1681)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
STRATOS 31-6499.  The ten other most popular fighters were SOULTAKER 82-16461, 
RECOVERY SETBACK 59-3017, GWAR 2-6074, DESOLATE WAYS 73-6503, NECROWRETCH 73-6540, 
CYCLOTUBULUS 8-3975, CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311, WAR TOY 82-7167, GRAVITY 28-5599, and 
DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173.

The least popular fighter this week was BLOCK 26-5168.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PHIFE 24-5360, VEIL OF DECEPTION 82--8839, THE FADED LINE 82--8863, 
PENANGGALAN 33-8968, BRUTALIX 31-6646, KLEPTO MAN 73-6569, RIPKEN 82--8823, LEAK 
72-7886, DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267, and ATHENA 7-6674.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  SOLVEN(22)           0  4 0  JURINE(61)           2  2 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  2 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  4 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        3  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           2  2 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  2 0  MORYA(28)            5  3 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       4  3 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  3 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  5 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  6 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  3 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    3  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       3  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  3 0  MURSKA(35)           3  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  JHANS(36)            2  2 0  DWES EG(82)          7 11 0  
DULLENS(13)          3  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  3 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      15 10 0  
TOBIR(14)            2  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         2  0 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     2  3 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         2  0 0  DUSKMOOR(95)         0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       3  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  3 0  
TALCAMA(18)          4  2 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  4 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  4 0  
SEAM(20)             2  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  2 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      3  3 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  2 0  ARADI(60)            2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FEALOST 1-3916              73 106  2  180  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 GWAR 2-6074                 39  56  1  194  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 DELTA CORVI 3-7763          28  30  0  100  CORVUS (1986)              OSKSI
 KID KOALA 4-5694            36  38  1  197  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543           53  18  3  292  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583         91  89  0  197  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311     71  55 13  241  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 CYCLOTUBULUS 8-3975         18  14  0   71  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893            35  45  0  192  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387        47  43  0  237  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629         63  71  1  174  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 JEX 14-4848                 54  52  0  217  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   74  47  0  196  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 CLEAN HANDS 17-7677         36  44  0  156  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 JOB 18-6129                 81 194  0  214  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               59  60  1  191  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 CPT. BUZZY 20-65            25  20  2   81  I'M NOT EGGBERT (2028)     SEAM
 VIOLENT PACIFICATI 21-6180  44  63  0  182  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 SECOND MATE 22-7157         44  41  1  194  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084      73  55  1  192  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 JONAS 25-5938               36  39  1  192  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228      31  17  1  228  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 PICAROON 28-5202            45  30  1  232  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 POKEY, MON! 29-6158         25  21  1  130  ALMOST EXACTLY (1848)      LAPUR
 LONE WOLF 31-162            67 101  1  190  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638      27  24  0  144  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339      65  90  0  198  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 REBUILD 36-7697             60  59  0  222  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217       48  39  0  190  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 UNZASTER DIZASTER 43-1011   30  23  1  206  COLLEGE RADIO (2045)       VEASTIAN
 HENCHMAN 46-4560            22  10  0  129  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 ICE WIND 47-7758            73  46  2  221  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 INNOCENT GEOMETRY 51-6111   17  12  1   50  9TH TOMBSTONE (2048)       TRICORUS
 ERIK 56-3399                98 114  1  213  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 RECOVERY SETBACK 59-3017    17  12  1   63  BASHAHOLICS ANON (2004)    ILLIS
 HIRE WATHA 60-9218          29  14  0   85  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877        68  37  0  335  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794          47  51  2  179  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 ROT 65-7407                 25  17  0  113  THAT SMELL (2033)          DAL SHANG
 VITALOGY 68-5103            34  36  2  193  ANOTHER CHAOS TEAM (1681)  FIREHOLD
 XIAHOU DUN 72-8784          31  33  0  204  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 BUGG-SHASH 73-6313          29  23  1  194  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621   39  37  6  217  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239          36  16  2  120  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 VIDHI 81-2840               19  11  1   81  PRAY THE GODS (2038)       SHADOWSPIRE
 LUNITARI 82--8535           30  16  0  231  MOONS OF KRYNN (1877)      DWES EG
 SAINT ANNIE 84--24140       41  26  3  281  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE
 CUTTER JOHN 85-4984         21  11  0  148  IN BLOOM (2009)            JASPER GULCH
 HOWLIN' BANDIT 95-424        9  13  5   55  ARCANE MASHUPS '17 (2007)  DUSKMOOR
 SPURT 96-5750               28  24  4  196  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 TAMBA 97-6138               44  31  4  205  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105     43  43  5  187  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 BEA HEADER 99-4683          43  51  4  203  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE