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Date   : 10/31/2018    Duedate: 11/13/2018

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 750

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 TOMCATS 85/2060      127   85   2 59.9      BASH BROS GAS 72/2034
    LEGAL TERMS 82/1984                         BASH BROS PARK 47/1867
    FEARSOME FIVESOME 85/1835                   BB SIDE MIRROR 72/2035
  2 DARK CONSTR 12/2064   30   22   1 57.7      NEXT GENERATION 18/1896
    GRIZZLED VETERANS! 56/2063                  BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/2004
  3 CANIS 99/2055       2195 1726  16 56.0      BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1919
    CORVUS 3/1986                               BASH BROS CHILDREN 84/1906
    DRACO 56/1858                               BASH BROS OLYMPICS 72/2036
    AQUILA 62/1908                            8 WHY 2? 99/1974       461  432   3 51.6
    PICTOR 26/1938                              CHIEFS 5 99/2054
    CEPHEUS 61/1820                             CHIEFS 16.1 97/1871
    SEA DOGS 22/1863                            FROM THE 80'S 9/1881
    SEA DOGS 28/1864                            THE MENTORS 12 7/1993
    ANDROMEDA 99/1998                           FRUIT LOOPS 18 96/1869
    TRIANGULUM 60/2061                          MENTOR DEMENTOR 2/1859
    DUNGEON CELL 5/1702                         THE MENTORS GORE 22/1856
    DUNGEON CELL 10/1861                      9 FIST 26/1889        4686 4544  45 50.8
    DUNGEON CELL 46/1840                        QUEEN 9/1629
    SHEWISH PICNIC 7/1692                       TRIBE 24/1648
    SHEWISH BUFFET 25/2056                      N.W.A. 84/1945
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      REVIEW 84/1958
    SHEWISH BUFFET 75/1991                      BALLERS 84/1957
    SHEWISH MUNCHIES 59/2019                    BIG SHOTS 28/1739
  4-ORCS VI 24/1994      322  255   2 55.8      CRITICALS 75/1635
    WRATHMEN 30/727                             HURRICANE 84/1951
    WRATHMEN! 41/1916                           JOHN BROWN 7/1843
    WRATHMEN XVI 71/1996                        PEEP SHOW 84/1696
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 63/1995                   STANKONIA 84/2041
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II 42/1852                BOOK BINGE 84/2040
  5 RED SCARE 22/1960   1008  839   3 54.6      SOME OLD B 84/1962
    TEAM FLOYD 38/690                           STILLMATIC 36/1652
    COLLEGE RADIO 43/2045                       THAT SMELL 65/2033
    EL CAMINO:TRES 84/1953                      HOWLIN CASE 78/1965
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    ORIOLE MADNESS 82/2015                      THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
    ARCANE BBQ 2018 98/2053                     UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
    COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567                     CROOKED RAIN 84/2039
    ARCANE MASH UP 14 98/1777                   LAY LADY LAY 17/1912
    THE MOTHERSHIP AG 84/2046                   MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    THE MOTHERSHIP CA 84/2016                   9TH TOMBSTONE 51/2048
    ANOTHER CHAOS TEAM 68/1681                  DRUNK DRAWING 84/1933
    ARCAN MASH UPS '16 98/2047                  HOUSE ROCKIN' 85/2006
    ARCANE MASHUPS '17 95/2007                  LAST THOUGHTS 84/1892
    ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612                 STRIKER FORCE 62/1753
  6 IN BLOOM 85/2009      80   67   4 54.4      TMM KNOCKOFFS 38/1839
    DOLI CAPAX 43/2032                          BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    SPROUT OF IT 9/2026                         BUSINESS CLASS 84/1684
    HOUSE JHEREG 35/2005                        HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    PRAY THE GODS 81/2038                       ALLITERATE ARMY 13/1745
    ALMOST EXACTLY 29/1848                      BLOOD GANG 117F 96/1940
    KINDRED SPIRIT 85/2049                      BLOOD GANG 717F 98/2044
    PASTA LA VISTA 84/2012                      GONE SHOPPING 2 84/2008
    CRACKED REAR VIEW 21/2029                   I SHALL BE FREE 84/1842

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  7 SHEPHERDS 18/1713    298  263   5 53.1      TOM THUMB BLUES 84/1900
    WAY OF THINKING 84/1874                     DRAWN TOGETHER 82/1985
    BLOOD GANG 718FB 98/2051                    FEAR FACTORY 7 73/2057
    BLOOD GANGA 118F 96/2043                    GREAT OLD ONES 73/1955
    IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/1693                    MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1877
    HOWLIN FIRESTONE 2 85/2042                  ROMAN DIVINITY 82/1948
    PIPER AT THE GATES 84/1890                  FEAR FACTORY 15 73/1988
    BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668                 FEAR FACTORY 19 84/1989
 10 GET 56/1814          130  132   2 49.6      FEAR FACTORY 21 84/1964
    BALTO 6/1793                                FEAR FACTORY II 82/1730
    ERRATA 32/1805                              ON MY BOOKSHELF 72/2037
    ERRATA 81/1823                              PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1872
    MARKS PARTY 15/2020                         DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1822
    THROWIN SHADE 99/1895                       CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1897
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/1885                    14-BAD BEATS 47/1971    313  361   2 46.4
    HIGH SCHOOL PROM 14/1795                    SERIOUS LEE 8/2010
 11 HAS-BEENS 82/1999    586  660   4 47.0      YOUNG GUNS 59/1907
    SOUP FORCES 2 84/2062                       YUPPIE HORDE 31/2022
    SERPENTS' HOLD 56/1698                      MAX'S MIRACLE 45/1721
    U PAY I SLAY 5 97/1970                   15 FIEND FOLIO 33/2059  267  312   5 46.1
    U PAY I SLAY 5 98/2052                      MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
    U PAY/I SLAY 2 99/1687                   16 ORDER 14/1754        391  468   4 45.5
    SERPENTS HOLD II 47/1904                    ORDER 36/1780
 12 WEIRD ALCHEM 8/1708  130  148   3 46.8      OTTOBAHN 31/2030
    WEIRD ALCHEMY 47/1831                       SEINFELD 19/1741
    WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/1717                 BAD BREAD 33/1041
 13-GWAR 82/1731         715  824  10 46.5      OTTODROME 13 84/1950
    D.R.I. 21/1471                              STREEP LEGAL 14/1977
    BIG TEN 3 82/1747                        17 AVENGERS 31/1321     269  393   0 40.6
    DEADLY RAGE 72/708                          HUCKLE'S CATS 20/2014
    IN SHINOLA 82/1833                          UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
    FEAR FACTORY 61/666                      18 REDHORSE 56/1325     347  519   3 40.1
    WHO DA MAN? 73/1992                         MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
    FEAR FACTORY 82/1729                     19 ARROGANCE 18/755     623 1045  11 37.4

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Well, hey there.

Today Home Guard Arena hosted 106 fights, including 10 challenge fights.  One of those 
was a TV challenge.  One fighter lost his life, or I guess you could say he misplaced 
it for a few minutes...

CANNED SAVRADESE (7-6311) (73-56-13,246) of SHEWISH PICNIC fought ILL SUBLIMINAL (24-
5084) (76-55-1,212) of TRIBE.  CANNED SAVRADESE viciously butchered ILL SUBLIMINAL in 
a popular 5 minute contest.  Ill Subliminal woke up cursing the choices that made him 
a gladiator.  Canned Savradese is our top TP.

GAMMA CEPHEI (61-3877) (71-37-0,379) of CEPHEUS fought ROSA MEXICANA (84-35386) (46-
19-0,228) of EL CAMINO:TRES.  GAMMA CEPHEI handily defeated ROSA MEXICANA in a 1 
minute one-sided Title contest.  So of course, Gamma Cephei is still our Captain of 
the Guard and the ace of Aimed Blows.

Here are the challenge fights:

IDONEUS (43-5185) (18-1-1,81) of DOLI CAPAX TV challenged THE FINEST (78-3229) (20-0-
0,82) of HOWLIN CASE.  IDONEUS was devastated by THE FINEST in a 1 minute mismatched 
Challenge fight.  So... congrats to Idoneus for being a Tournament Victor in Home 
guard.  Looked to me like a fair challenge though.

BACKBEREND (43-5087) (31-20-3,231) of DOLI CAPAX challenged TAMBA (97-6138) (47-31-
4,233) of CHIEFS 16.1.  BACKBEREND demolished TAMBA in a popular 1 minute gruesome 
one-sided Challenge melee.  Backberend is our arena's best Lunger.  Good going.

MAYOR MEANSWELL (9-5874) (29-18-0,183) of SPROUT OF IT challenged BLOCK (26-5168) (37-
40-1,183) of FIST.  MAYOR MEANSWELL devastated BLOCK in a popular 2 minute one-sided 
Challenge contest.

DAAVYA (35-4751) (24-15-2,188) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged SOGGY (96-4997) (42-44-
3,188) of FRUIT LOOPS 18.  DAAVYA was unbelievably bested by SOGGY in an action packed 
2 minute Challenge brawl.  So, Soggy proved he's now the best Basher.  He was also the 
most challenged this turn.

BABY BAB (21-8106) (36-41-0,178) of CRACKED REAR VIEW challenged HELLHOUND (6-7152) 
(36-35-0,178) of BLACK AND BLUES.  BABY BAB was bested by HELLHOUND in a 1 minute 
Challenge match.

PAPPY VAN WINKLE (85-4901) (24-6-2,150) of KINDRED SPIRIT challenged RIOT FIGHT (84-
49230) (37-38-3,153) of SOME OLD B.  PAPPY VAN WINKLE devastated RIOT FIGHT in a 1 
minute one-sided Challenge competition.

ANGEL HAIR (84-54540) (20-15-1,112) of PASTA LA VISTA challenged BRUTALIX (31-6646) 
(28-22-1,120) of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U!.  ANGEL HAIR lost to BRUTALIX in an action packed 
1 minute Challenge duel.

CHALER (35-4572) (24-8-1,100) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged 8 AM CLASS (72-6621) (41-39-
0,102) of BASH BROS COLLEGE.  CHALER lost to 8 AM CLASS in an action packed 5 minute 
gruesome Challenge fight.

VIDHI (81-2840) (19-14-1,74) of PRAY THE GODS challenged BEDTIME (84-49248) (25-105-
1,77) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  VIDHI defeated BEDTIME in an exciting 1 minute gruesome 
Challenge fight.

KATHANA (35-3553) (20-13-2,58) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged STRAY CAT (81-242) (23-29-
0,58) of ERRATA.  KATHANA was overpowered by STRAY CAT in an exciting 3 minute one-
sided Challenge fight.

Here come the rest of the stylemasters...

Blackguard is top Striker.  BLACKGUARD (5-5543) (56-18-3,342) of DUNGEON CELL fought 
RIGHTEOUS (9-5893) (36-47-0,210) of FROM THE 80'S.  BLACKGUARD defeated RIGHTEOUS in a 
2 minute gory match.

DOBBIE (84-30850) (85-73-2,293) of PEEP SHOW fought JOB (18-6129) (82-196-0,199) of 
SHEPHERDS.  DOBBIE overpowered JOB in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided bout.  As 
you all know, Dobbie is top Waste.  Job, though, is Home Guard's overall popularity 
leader.

The top Slasher is Dres.  DRES (18-10562) (52-30-1,243) of HIP HOP HEROES fought KERN 
(36-7601) (49-47-1,203) of ORDER.  DRES vanquished KERN in an exciting 1 minute one-
sided fray.

PICAROON (28-5202) (47-31-1,202) of SEA DOGS fought NAAN COMBATANT (33-8638) (28-26-
0,160) of BAD BREAD.  PICAROON defeated NAAN COMBATANT in a exciting 1 minute brawl.  
Picaroon is top Parry-Lunge.

Ice Wind is top Parry-Riposte.  32) HORRIFYING ATTACK (75-3621) (40-39-6,191) of 
CRITICALS fought ICE WIND (47-7758) (75-47-2,194) of BASH BROS PARK.  HORRIFYING 
ATTACK was defeated by ICE WIND in an exciting 1 minute match.

CURDLE (96-5748) (33-22-3,215) of BLOOD GANG 117F fought NAIHREN (101-27) (0-0-0,240).  
CURDLE was devastated by NAIHREN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.  We 
didn't have too many stand-ins this turn, but Curdle still earned his best Parry-
Strike honors.

This turn's favorite is Jex, and you'll see why.  JEX (14-4848) (55-54-0,190) of ORDER 
fought MC REN (84-27222) (48-41-0,176) of N.W.A..  JEX was viciously subdued by MC REN 
in a crowd pleasing 14 minute gruesome match.  The spectators viewed Mc Ren as a scum, 
which is as bad as a politician.  I don't agree, but that's the popular view.

Holy cow!  The Gnome is the least popular fighter this turn.  THE GNOME (84-26786) 
(63-35-0,197) of PIPER AT THE GATES fought DARQUE PREACHER (98-4105) (44-45-5,191) of 
ARCANE MASH UP 14.  THE GNOME savagely defeated DARQUE PREACHER in a crowd boring 42 
minute conflict.  42 minutes.

Snide Clemens came by, and gave a bad review to the Bash & Glug.  What's wrong with 
him?  That place is great!

Okay, that's it for now.  Agenda for tonight:  Raise heck, eat candy.  So long!

                                          -- Keel Woodhaven

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877         72  37  0  404  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        76  90  1  358  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311      74  56 14  353  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543            57  18  3  348  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 DOBBIE 84-30850              86  73  2  306  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 DIFFERENT RULER 84-32892     60  26  0  256  WAY OF THINKING (1874)     BLACKSTONE
 DRES 18-10562                53  30  1  255  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 BACKBEREND 43-5087           32  20  3  250  DOLI CAPAX (2032)          VEASTIAN
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387         50  44  0  234  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 RUBIN CARTER 84-33714        44  31  2  227  HURRICANE (1951)           BLACKSTONE
 PERPETUAL 84-14073           30  12  0  223  OTTODROME 13 (1950)        BLACKSTONE
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312            46  44  1  219  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867         43  29  0  219  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521        40  26  1  216  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 50 STAR GENERAL 84-41380     43  32  1  213  LAST THOUGHTS (1892)       BLACKSTONE
-WAR TOY 82-7167              28   7  2  212  GWAR (1731)                DWES EG
 SOULTAKER 82-16461           27  17  2  212  HAS-BEENS (1999)           DWES EG
 ETA ANDROMEDAE 99-6335       20  23  4  211  ANDROMEDA (1998)           SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 XI AQUILAE 62-4794           50  52  2  210  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 84-32811   42  30  1  209  BUSINESS CLASS (1684)      BLACKSTONE
 PINK SHIRT 28-5336           38  28  0  209  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173       41  43  0  208  PICTOR (1938)              CALEAM
-RAFERTY 41-4670              35  19  1  208  WRATHMEN! (1916)           KATI-TEI
 CUTTER JOHN 85-4984          25  11  0  208  IN BLOOM (2009)            JASPER GULCH
 SPIRALS 75-3613              82  23  2  206  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 SKILLET LIBEL 38-5217        50  41  0  206  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893             36  48  0  206  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 THE ROOSTER 22-7254          25   8  1  206  RED SCARE (1960)           SOLVEN
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010    76  49  0  205  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 COSMO 19-4498                62  61  1  205  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
-XIAHOU DUN 72-8784           31  35  0  205  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1822)    DRAGONHEAD
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          92  92  0  204  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 PICAROON 28-5202             48  31  1  204  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
-VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 46  63  0  204  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
-BUGG-SHASH 73-6313           30  24  1  204  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084       76  56  1  203  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
-KURT COBAIN 46-4253         103  61  0  202  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 PRIVATEER 28-5247            57  37  0  202  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 DIPSO DOODLE 84-30949        38  33  0  202  DRUNK DRAWING (1933)       BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OF ICE AND GIN 84-38035      35  34  1  202  BOOK BINGE (2040)          BLACKSTONE
-STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         44  64  0  201  FEAR FACTORY II (1730)     DWES EG
 ICE WIND 47-7758             76  47  2  199  BASH BROS PARK (1867)      NORTH FORK
 THE GNOME 84-26786           64  35  0  199  PIPER AT THE GATES (1890)  BLACKSTONE
 ROSA MEXICANA 84-35386       46  20  0  199  EL CAMINO:TRES (1953)      BLACKSTONE
 SOGGY 96-4997                43  44  3  199  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
-FEZZIK 45-814                43  42  1  198  MAX'S MIRACLE (1721)       STORMCROWE
-SOLINARI 82-41826            40  57  2  198  MOONS OF KRYNN (1877)      DWES EG
 SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431        26  19  3  198  U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970)      SHADOW GROVE
 DOLGAN 56-751                66 137  5  197  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
-FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         59  78  2  197  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 CUT YOUR HAIR 84-29109       34  25  0  197  CROOKED RAIN (2039)        BLACKSTONE
 KERN 36-7601                 49  48  1  196  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
-ONE TIME! 47-8396            35  22  0  196  BAD BEATS (1971)           NORTH FORK
 MAYOR MEANSWELL 9-5874       30  18  0  196  SPROUT OF IT (2026)        ZUKAL
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          69  61  3  195  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 HORRIFYING ATTACK 75-3621    40  40  6  194  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 JOB 18-6129                  82 197  0  193  SHEPHERDS (1713)           TALCAMA
-FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     64  60  1  193  BIG TEN 3 (1747)           DWES EG
 TAMBA 97-6138                47  32  4  193  CHIEFS 16.1 (1871)         SHADOW GROVE
-FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620   41  62  0  193  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 BUSTED KNUCKLE 26-5228       33  19  1  193  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
-LUNITARI 82-57001            31  17  0  193  MOONS OF KRYNN (1877)      DWES EG
 AIR RAID 84-32877            49  45  0  192  I SHALL BE FREE (1842)     BLACKSTONE
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105      44  46  5  192  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 BURKES CAFE 82-6800          27  24  1  192  ORIOLE MADNESS (2015)      DWES EG
 SNAKE BITE 56-4343           55  65  1  191  SERPENTS' HOLD (1698)      ROCANIS
 IOTA DRACONIS 56-4546        47  42  0  191  DRACO (1858)               ROCANIS
 GWAR 2-6074                  42  57  1  191  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 GORDONS 28-5337              56  40  0  190  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 MC REN 84-27222              49  41  0  190  N.W.A. (1945)              BLACKSTONE
 CURDLE 96-5748               33  23  3  190  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 CHUCKY 22-7121               44  43  1  189  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
 EXECUTIONER 5-5505           44  38  1  189  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 PSUNAMI FORCE 62-4920        28   9  0  189  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 ERIK 56-3399                100 116  1  188  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 CLOWN 14-4418                34  41  0  188  HIGH SCHOOL PROM (1795)    TOBIR
 WILLIE BROWN 6-6944          58  56  0  187  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CHATMON 6-6992               55  50  3  186  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 SECOND MATE 22-7157          47  42  1  186  SEA DOGS (1863)            SOLVEN
 THE PROFESSOR 84-30925       46  30  1  186  BALLERS (1957)             BLACKSTONE
-HIP WADERS 82-56642          39  61  2  186  IN SHINOLA (1833)          DWES EG
 SPURT 96-5750                31  25  4  186  BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 DAAVYA 35-4751               24  16  2  186  HOUSE JHEREG (2005)        MURSKA
 LONE WOLF 31-162             68 104  1  184  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 JEX 14-4848                  55  55  0  183  ORDER (1754)               TOBIR
 HELLHOUND 6-7152             37  35  0  183  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
-STEADY DECLINE 84-47675      25  17  2  183  FEAR FACTORY 19 (1989)     BLACKSTONE
 MAMMA MIA 14-5144            34  17  2  182  STREEP LEGAL (1977)        TOBIR
 STRAWBERRY JHANS 75-3403     30  13  0  181  SHEWISH BUFFET (1991)      JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FEALOST 1-3916               74 109  2  180  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 REBUILD 36-7697              61  62  0  180  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 SAINT ANNIE 84-41396         42  29  3  180  TOM THUMB BLUES (1900)     BLACKSTONE
 VITALOGY 68-5103             35  39  2  180  ANOTHER CHAOS TEAM (1681)  FIREHOLD
-BILLY THE KID 59-2969        29  26  2  180  YOUNG GUNS (1907)          ILLIS
 CAMPY DIGIT 38-5252          25  15  1  179  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 ORC TENDERLOIN 25-5617       13   1  0  179  SHEWISH BUFFET (2056)      LYRATILAN
 CREAMED MALCORN 7-6394       51  63  0  178  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 MEABEER 56-3899              39  30  0  178  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 FOREIGN SHORE 7-6456         34  67  1  178  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 BLOCK 26-5168                37  41  1  177  FIST (1889)                CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-POSTMORTEM 82-7091           37  77  0  177  FEAR FACTORY (1729)        DWES EG
 UNZASTER DIZASTER 43-1011    31  26  1  177  COLLEGE RADIO (2045)       VEASTIAN
 CHAZZ 2-6132                 45  27  2  176  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 BEA HEADER 99-4683           43  55  4  174  U PAY/I SLAY 2 (1687)      SOUTH RIDGE
 BABY BAB 21-8106             36  42  0  174  CRACKED REAR VIEW (2029)   SUNSET
 BACK 56-3949                 36  32  0  173  GET (1814)                 ROCANIS
 BLUE PLATE SPECIAL 75-3413   25  14  1  173  SHEWISH BUFFET (1991)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       65  94  0  172  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA
 ODACHI 31-6569               29  43  1  172  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 72-8154  24   7  1  172  BASH BROS OLYMPICS (2036)  DRAGONHEAD
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          71  79  0  171  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CLEAN HANDS 17-7677          38  46  0  171  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 NICHLAUS 85-7665             25  31  3  171  FEARSOME FIVESOME (1835)   JASPER GULCH
 NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638       28  27  0  169  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 JOMMY 56-4539                36  65  1  167  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
-KEELAN 41-4667               34  10  0  167  WRATHMEN! (1916)           KATI-TEI
 ANOMALY 82-771               32  32  1  164  LEGAL TERMS (1984)         DWES EG
 KID KOALA 4-5694             37  41  1  163  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM
 PAPPY VAN WINKLE 85-4901     25   6  2  163  KINDRED SPIRIT (2049)      JASPER GULCH
 VESSEL 98-5481               22  21  4  163  BLOOD GANG 717F (2044)     SYVYN'S HILL
 FAITH 47-8944                39  66  1  161  SERPENTS HOLD II (1904)    NORTH FORK
 UPPER DECK 6-6268            37  32  0  160  BALTO (1793)               TRANSEL
 BURDEN TOFU 38-5293          27  24  0  160  TMM KNOCKOFFS (1839)       CLIFFHOME
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629          65  73  1  158  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 ATHENA 7-6674                25  14  1  157  THE MENTORS 12 (1993)      BONSUR
 CANNED HEAT 6-7219           25  12  1  156  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 SCONE GOLEM 7-6563           22  22  0  156  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 R-1 18-9490                  46  32  1  151  NEXT GENERATION (1896)     TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOUSE 15-5221                19   8  0  150  MARKS PARTY (2020)         MALCORN
 RAT-CATCHER 5-5714           22  28  0  148  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
-AYI'IG 73-6302               26  23  1  147  GREAT OLD ONES (1955)      ERINIKA
 RIOT FIGHT 84-49230          37  39  3  146  SOME OLD B (1962)          BLACKSTONE
 GASOLINE DREAMS 84-45458     32  30  2  146  STANKONIA (2041)           BLACKSTONE
 ELF COBBLER 7-6525           27  14  2  146  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
-CHAINSAW JUGGLER 82-56761    27  27  0  146  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 WHUPPIN' IVORY 85-2333       28  32  0  145  HOUSE ROCKIN' (2006)       JASPER GULCH
 ST. RIKER 62-4828            45  58  0  144  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 DELTA CORVI 3-7763           30  32  0  142  CORVUS (1986)              OSKSI
-CROAKED KAYE 63-3065         23  17  0  142  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1995)   AMEN-TEI
 STRATOS 31-6499              21  11  1  142  OTTOBAHN (2030)            CHIMLEVTAL
-THE HIEROPHANT 28-5298       43  29  0  141  PANDORA'S CARDS (1872)     MORYA
 PART POWER 13-5627           52  86  0  139  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 OVERSTAND 36-7937            47  35  7  138  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 JONAS 25-5938                37  42  1  136  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 WOOKEY JACK 85-7008          29  13  1  135  HOWLIN FIRESTONE 2 (2042)  JASPER GULCH
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239           39  17  2  134  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 ADDICTION 84-48891           32  24  1  134  REVIEW (1958)              BLACKSTONE
 SNOZZLE 20-460               31  27  0  134  HUCKLE'S CATS (2014)       SEAM
-HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605     37  57  0  133  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1897)   DWES EG
 PRIMERIDIAN 84-44883         32  16  2  132  THE MOTHERSHIP AG (2046)   BLACKSTONE
 ROT 65-7407                  26  20  0  132  THAT SMELL (2033)          DAL SHANG
-ROCKO SOCKO 42-4967          28  12  3  131  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (1852)RODEKI
-SIX-GUN TAROT 72-8680        20  12  0  129  ON MY BOOKSHELF (2037)     DRAGONHEAD
 BREAK OF DAY 17-7713         37  46  3  128  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 BRUTALIX 31-6646             29  22  1  127  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (1717) CHIMLEVTAL
-STRIKER FARCE 62-4946        41  11  2  126  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
-MIRROR'S GAZE 84-47697       26  52  0  126  FEAR FACTORY 21 (1964)     BLACKSTONE
 RACOON 99-6151               14  10  4  126  THROWIN SHADE (1895)       SOUTH RIDGE
 POKEY, MON! 29-6158          26  24  1  125  ALMOST EXACTLY (1848)      LAPUR
 BUSY BEE 18-10572            42  38  0  124  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
-NECROWRETCH 73-6540          28  17  0  124  FEAR FACTORY 15 (1988)     ERINIKA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STICKER FORCE 62-4943        42  14  0  121  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 CANCHA 60-9147               32  37  1  120  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
-KHARONA 71-6836              24  12  1  120  WRATHMEN XVI (1996)        KYR'TERR
 METAL BRACE 7-6453           54  46  1  119  JOHN BROWN (1843)          BONSUR
 POT SHOT 78-3230             33  28  0  118  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 8 AM CLASS 72-6621           42  39  0  117  BASH BROS COLLEGE (1919)   DRAGONHEAD
 DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267       50  77  1  116  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
-GLOOM 33-8789                32  19  0  115  OBSIDIAN HALL (1771)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 JAROBI 24-5158               48  62  3  114  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 NEVERMORE 9-5846             31  54  0  113  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 BLOODBATH & BEYOND 84-49238  26  47  1  112  GONE SHOPPING 2 (2008)     BLACKSTONE
 ANGEL HAIR 84-54540          20  16  1  112  PASTA LA VISTA (2012)      BLACKSTONE
 HENCHMAN 46-4560             23  13  0  107  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 FREEBOOTER 28-5201           27  34  0  105  SEA DOGS (1864)            MORYA
 GRAVITY 28-5599              23  17  0  105  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 SAUSAGE FINGERS 84-31771     28  14  1  102  THE MOTHERSHIP CA (2016)   BLACKSTONE
 RORSCHACH 85-3952            26  18  0  102  TOMCATS (2060)             JASPER GULCH

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CANDYMAN 22-7177             37  54  0  100  THE MENTORS GORE (1856)    SOLVEN
-LITHIUM 72-8234              25  29  1  100  DEADLY RAGE (708)          DRAGONHEAD
 CHALER 35-4572               24   9  1  100  HOUSE JHEREG (2005)        MURSKA
 THE FINEST 78-3229           21   0  0  100  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 TAIPEI 96-6065               19   9  3  100  BLOOD GANGA 118F (2043)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 HOFFA 18-8478                65 215  1   99  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 COMIC BOOK GUY 25-5571       22   5  0   99  ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (1612) LYRATILAN
-ADEMA 61-3093                43  62  0   96  FEAR FACTORY (666)         JURINE
 ITEM 32-4794                 28  19  0   96  ERRATA (1805)              ARVAT
 SHIFTED 72-7941              26  16  0   96  BB SIDE MIRROR (2035)      DRAGONHEAD
-HUMBLE LEE 8-4061            23  24  0   96  SERIOUS LEE (2010)         ARKERS
-T-4 STRAIN 73-6567           30  42  2   94  WHO DA MAN? (1992)         ERINIKA
 BIG BIKER 62-4975            28  11  0   94  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
-THE FADED LINE 82-56673      32  19  2   91  DRAWN TOGETHER (1985)      DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HERETIC 46-4553              34  10  0   90  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 RECOVERY SETBACK 59-3017     18  15  1   90  BASHAHOLICS ANON (2004)    ILLIS
 LEAK 72-7886                 26  11  3   89  BASH BROS GAS (2034)       DRAGONHEAD
 MALICE 99-6436               13  21  4   89  WHY 2? (1974)              SOUTH RIDGE
 HOFFA 18-9369                62 193  0   87  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
-ARCHAIC TRIAD 82-56745       25  17  1   86  ROMAN DIVINITY (1948)      DWES EG
-GHAZAT 24-5290               16  12  0   86  ORCS VI (1994)             ZORPUNT
 RIPKEN 82-56713              21  13  0   85  ORIOLE MADNESS (2015)      DWES EG
 ED 26-5174                   41  32  0   84  FIST (1889)                CALEAM
 SPHINX 81-2755               23  28  2   84  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 BORSCHT 84-20918             20  33  0   84  SOUP FORCES 2 (2062)       BLACKSTONE
 SHO'NUFF 25-5896             30  60  2   83  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 VIDHI 81-2840                20  14  1   82  PRAY THE GODS (2038)       SHADOWSPIRE
 BATH 96-6062                 16  12  3   82  BLOOD GANGA 118F (2043)    OLD VALAMANTIS
-PATRICK BATEMAN 31-6839      25  17  1   81  YUPPIE HORDE (2022)        CHIMLEVTAL
 BASHER FORCE 62-4872         33  55  5   80  STRIKER FORCE (1753)       VALAMANTIS
 RED BARCHETTA 98-415          9  20  4   80  ARCAN MASH UPS '16 (2047)  SYVYN'S HILL
 TERRE HAUTE 21-4522          29  26  0   79  TRIAL & ERROR (1885)       SUNSET
-ORI 30-5495                  18  10  0   79  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 HOUSTON 99-5036              11   6  4   79  CHIEFS 5 (2054)            SOUTH RIDGE
 WEST WOOD 13-5630            54  84  1   77  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 BABY RUTH 59-2943            21   5  0   77  SHEWISH MUNCHIES (2019)    ILLIS
 IDONEUS 43-5185              18   2  1   76  DOLI CAPAX (2032)          VEASTIAN
-VEIL OF DECEPTION 82-56697   27  21  0   75  DRAWN TOGETHER (1985)      DWES EG
 STRAY CAT 81-242             24  29  0   73  ERRATA (1823)              SHADOWSPIRE
-DIRTY CLOTHES 17-7674        26  56  0   72  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 BEDTIME 84-49248             25 106  1   72  BASH BROS CHILDREN (1906)  BLACKSTONE
-DESOLATE WAYS 73-6503        21   8  3   72  FEAR FACTORY 7 (2057)      ERINIKA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HIRE WATHA 60-9218           31  16  0   71  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 RIB TIP FLOYD 98-6077        12   6  6   71  ARCANE BBQ 2018 (2053)     SYVYN'S HILL
 EAGLE'S CLAW 38-4345         23   7  2   68  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 CYCLOTUBULUS 8-3975          19  17  0   67  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 PENANGGALAN 33-8968          19  17  0   67  FIEND FOLIO (2059)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 PINKY RING 36-8072           23  20  0   66  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 SLITHERING IDIOT 98-6021     13   5  4   66  U PAY I SLAY 5 (2052)      SYVYN'S HILL
--10 ATTACK 21-7906           27  92  0   62  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 ZWEIBACK 33-8417             19  22  0   62  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DELTA TRIANGULI 60-9180      15  28  0   62  TRIANGULUM (2061)          ARADI
 RAINDROPS 78-3211            26  37  0   60  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 HEDGEHOG 56-3748             26  45  0   60  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 EGG RAID 84-49227            28  27  0   59  SOME OLD B (1962)          BLACKSTONE
 PHIFE 24-5360                19  16  2   59  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 HOWLIN' BANDIT 95-424        10  16  5   59  ARCANE MASHUPS '17 (2007)  DUSKMOOR
-NORI 30-5503                 19   6  0   57  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 CRYING FIRE 5-5494           22  13  0   56  IT'S ALL OVER NOW (1693)   KALTOS
 INNOCENT GEOMETRY 51-6111    17  16  1   56  9TH TOMBSTONE (2048)       TRICORUS
 HEMO GOBLIN 98-6013           9   9  4   55  BLOOD GANG 718FB (2051)    SYVYN'S HILL
 GALILEO'S MATH 51-6108       20  12  1   52  9TH TOMBSTONE (2048)       TRICORUS
 HUMAN PRETZEL 59-2926        22  34  6   51  SHEWISH MUNCHIES (2019)    ILLIS
 DELILAH 9-6107               16  14  0   51  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
-MONCUS 12-7157               15   6  0   51  DARK CONSTRUCTS (2064)     RIZTAB
 KATHANA 35-3553              20  14  2   49  HOUSE JHEREG (2005)        MURSKA
 BOWE 99-5028                  9   8  4   48  CHIEFS 5 (2054)            SOUTH RIDGE
-ALKALINE 15-5241             13   6  0   45  MARKS PARTY (2020)         MALCORN
 PROCYON 99-6671               9   8  4   44  CANIS (2055)               SOUTH RIDGE
-KLEPTO MAN 73-6569           21  50  0   37  WHO DA MAN? (1992)         ERINIKA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084    76  56  1 TRIBE 1648             CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311   750

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Croaked Kaye -- Not surprising that you fell when you got a broken pelvis.  But maybe 
you ought to work on ground defense. -- Fealost

Borscht -- Oh argh, I do hate your style.  Not you personally, you're kinda cute. -- 
Hedgehog

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

IDONEUS was devastated by THE FINEST in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BACKBEREND demolished TAMBA in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge melee.
MAYOR MEANSWELL devastated BLOCK in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
DAAVYA was unbelievably bested by SOGGY in a action packed 2 minute Challenge brawl.
BABY BAB was bested by HELLHOUND in a 1 minute Challenge match.
PAPPY VAN WINKLE devastated RIOT FIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
ANGEL HAIR lost to BRUTALIX in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
CHALER lost to 8 AM CLASS in a action packed 5 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
VIDHI defeated BEDTIME in a exciting 1 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
KATHANA was overpowered by STRAY CAT in a exciting 3 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GAMMA CEPHEI handily defeated ROSA MEXICANA in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
CURDLE was devastated by NAIHREN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
CHATMON was overpowered by ETA ANDROMEDAE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
RUBIN CARTER viciously subdued ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
DIFFERENT RULER viciously subdued COSMO in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
DOBBIE overpowered JOB in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided bout.
CANNED SAVRADESE viciously butchered ILL SUBLIMINAL in a popular 5 minute contest.
PERPETUAL slimly won victory over CUT YOUR HAIR in a 2 minute gory match.
SPURT was handily defeated by THE ROOSTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
BLACKGUARD defeated RIGHTEOUS in a 2 minute gory match.
ZENSU LASAGNA overpowered REBUILD in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
ERIK was savagely defeated by LONG-NECKED LARRY in a exciting 3 minute gruesome bout.
MEGABOLOX beat CHUCKY in a action packed 4 minute gory duel.
GWAR was handily defeated by ASSISTANT MANAGER in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
CELL BLOCK A won victory over BUSTED KNUCKLE in a popular 3 minute gory bout.
DRES vanquished KERN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
FEALOST was subdued by THE PROFESSOR in a 2 minute fight.
STRAWBERRY JHANS was overpowered by CUTTER JOHN in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
JEX was viciously subdued by MC REN in a crowd pleasing 14 minute gruesome match.
EARLY ONE MORNING savagely defeated SEYMORE GUTTS in a monotonous 23 minute struggle.
SPIRALS devastated BLUE PLATE SPECIAL in a 2 minute uneven bout.
HORRIFYING ATTACK was defeated by ICE WIND in a exciting 1 minute match.
VITALOGY was handily defeated by DELTA PICTORIS in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
BURKES CAFE was savagely defeated by SOULTAKER in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
SECOND MATE was savagely defeated by DIPSO DOODLE in a 2 minute competition.
CREAMED MALCORN was overpowered by OF ICE AND GIN in a 2 minute uneven battle.
THE GNOME savagely defeated DARQUE PREACHER in a crowd boring 42 minute conflict.
PICAROON defeated NAAN COMBATANT in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
PRIVATEER slimly won victory over DOLGAN in a 2 minute melee.
PINK SHIRT viciously subdued KID KOALA in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
GORDONS was subdued by XI AQUILAE in a action packed 5 minute fight.
ZETA AQUILAE beat SAINT ANNIE in a action packed 2 minute gory bout.
LONE WOLF was handily defeated by 50 STAR GENERAL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BEA HEADER was demolished by PSUNAMI FORCE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FOREIGN SHORE was savagely defeated by CLOWN in a popular 5 minute bloody fight.
EXECUTIONER was unbelievably bested by JOE WILLIAMS in a 2 minute brutal conflict.
AIR RAID outwaited UNZASTER DIZASTER in a exciting 7 minute battle.
ROBERT GERMAN devastated WILLIE BROWN in a exciting 2 minute brutal mismatched fight.
SKILLET LIBEL devastated SHARON SHEW in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided brawl.
IOTA DRACONIS devastated JOMMY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
SNAKE BITE bested ANOMALY in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
BICYCLE RACE lost to ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
ELMORE JAMES was savagely defeated by ORC TENDERLOIN in a popular 3 minute conflict.
FAITH was defeated by NICHLAUS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
GASOLINE DREAMS was subdued by ATHENA in a action packed 1 minute duel.
MEABEER overpowered POWER PUNCH in a popular 3 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
BACK won victory over BURDEN TOFU in a exciting 1 minute brutal match.
CAMPY DIGIT viciously subdued SAVAGE BEATING in a popular 3 minute bloody fight.
UPPER DECK demolished BLOODBATH & BEYOND in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
VESSEL beat STRATOS in a exciting 2 minute match.
ODACHI overpowered PART POWER in a 2 minute gory one-sided fight.
ST. RIKER was devastated by SLICK STEPHAN in a exciting 3 minute mismatched duel.
JONAS was savagely defeated by ELF COBBLER in a action packed 4 minute bloody match.
CHAZZ demolished WHUPPIN' IVORY in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
CLEAN HANDS slimly won victory over SLICK STEPHAN in a crowd pleasing 6 minute match.
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS subdued POT SHOT in a popular 1 minute duel.
MAMMA MIA luckily beat MOUSE in a exciting 3 minute gruesome conflict.
BREAK OF DAY overcame LORETTA in a exciting 5 minute brutal duel.
R-1 bested DELTA CORVI in a 2 minute bloody match.
TRAIN RAIL overpowered CANDYMAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
METAL BRACE was defeated by SNOZZLE in a action packed 1 minute match.
JAROBI was demolished by PRIMERIDIAN in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
FREEBOOTER lost to CANCHA in a 2 minute duel.
HOME RUN!! savagely defeated HOFFA in a action packed 2 minute brutal duel.
STICKER FORCE was viciously subdued by SCONE GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
DIKEMBE MUTUMBO was devastated by WOOKEY JACK in a popular 2 minute one-sided battle.
POKEY, MON! was handily defeated by CANNED HEAT in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
RAT-CATCHER beat ADDICTION in a 2 minute brutal bout.
NEVERMORE was viciously subdued by RACOON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal fight.
OVERSTAND vanquished SHIFTED in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
HENCHMAN was vanquished by ROT in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HERETIC was handily defeated by BUSY BEE in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
RORSCHACH vanquished DELTA TRIANGULI in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
ED was viciously subdued by COMIC BOOK GUY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal duel.
GRAVITY demolished CYCLOTUBULUS in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
SAUSAGE FINGERS handily defeated HEDGEHOG in a 2 minute bloody mismatched fight.
SLITHERING IDIOT was demolished by RECOVERY SETBACK in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
TAIPEI beat LAKE SAILOR in a action packed 4 minute contest.
ITEM handily defeated RAINDROPS in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
PENANGGALAN narrowly defeated INNOCENT GEOMETRY in a exciting 4 minute bloody bout.
RED BARCHETTA demolished GALILEO'S MATH in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
ZWEIBACK was viciously subdued by BABY RUTH in a action packed 10 minute brutal duel.
DELILAH was vanquished by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HEMO GOBLIN outwaited PROCYON in a unpopular 17 minute gruesome match.
BATH devastated LAKE SAILOR in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
RIB TIP FLOYD was bested by SHO'NUFF in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
BOWE was viciously subdued by WEST WOOD in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
HOUSTON vanquished EGG RAID in a 1 minute bloody uneven contest.
HUMAN PRETZEL was overpowered by LEAK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched match.
MALICE slimly won victory over BASHER FORCE in a action packed 3 minute bloody match.
HIRE WATHA was unbelievably bested by HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal match.
BORSCHT beat PHIFE in a exciting 2 minute bout.
RIPKEN viciously subdued PINKY RING in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal duel.
BIG BIKER demolished EAGLE'S CLAW in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
HOWLIN' BANDIT was savagely defeated by SPHINX in a action packed 2 minute duel.
CRYING FIRE was narrowly defeated by TERRE HAUTE in a 3 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      58         PARRY-STRIKE      34 -  20 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  33         SLASHING ATTACK   53 -  40 -  1      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     30         WALL OF STEEL    110 -  87 -  1      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 22         STRIKING ATTACK  131 - 113 -  1      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  20         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  12 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   18         LUNGING ATTACK   163 - 157 -  1      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         PARRY-LUNGE       48 -  50 -  0      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         AIMED BLOW       295 - 326 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         TOTAL PARRY      159 - 179 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    94 - 121 -  1      44  |

Turn 750 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     9 - 11         4  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  2     AIMED BLOW        26 - 32         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK    21 - 12     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       16 - 14     STRIKING ATTACK    7 - 15         1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      9 -  9                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877       72  37  0  404 CEPHEUS (1820)
TOTAL PARRY      CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311    74  56 14  353 SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)
STRIKING ATTACK  BLACKGUARD 5-5543          57  18  3  348 DUNGEON CELL (1702)
WALL OF STEEL    DOBBIE 84-30850            86  73  2  306 PEEP SHOW (1696)
SLASHING ATTACK  DRES 18-10562              53  30  1  255 HIP HOP HEROES (1646)
LUNGING ATTACK   BACKBEREND 43-5087         32  20  3  250 DOLI CAPAX (2032)
PARRY-LUNGE      PICAROON 28-5202           48  31  1  204 SEA DOGS (1864)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ICE WIND 47-7758           76  47  2  199 BASH BROS PARK (1867)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   SOGGY 96-4997              43  44  3  199 FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)
PARRY-STRIKE     CURDLE 96-5748             33  23  3  190 BLOOD GANG 117F (1940)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
JEX 14-4848.  The ten other most popular fighters were CLOWN 14-4418, 8 AM CLASS 
72-6621, CHUCKY 22-7121, ORC TENDERLOIN 25-5617, XI AQUILAE 62-4794, HIRE WATHA 
60-9218, BABY RUTH 59-2943, PINK SHIRT 28-5336, MOUSE 15-5221, and CANNED SAVRADESE 
7-6311.

The least popular fighter this week was THE GNOME 84-26786.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105, PROCYON 99-6671, HEMO GOBLIN 98-6013, 
EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010, SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431, EAGLE'S CLAW 38-4345, DELILAH 
9-6107, GALILEO'S MATH 51-6108, HEDGEHOG 56-3748, and DELTA TRIANGULI 60-9180.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  SUNSET(21)           1  1 0  ILLIS(59)            2  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  1 0  SOLVEN(22)           1  3 0  ARADI(60)            1  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          0  3 0  JURINE(61)           2  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        3  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       4  3 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  2 0  CALEAM(26)           1  3 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           4  3 0  MORYA(28)            4  2 0  FIREHOLD(68)         0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  4 1  LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       3  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  3 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  4 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       2  2 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  2 0  MURSKA(35)           0  4 0  DWES EG(82)          3  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            2  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  3 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      15 10 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        3  2 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     5  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  2 0  DUSKMOOR(95)         0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   3  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          4  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  2 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     3  3 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          4  4 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      4  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FEALOST 1-3916              74 109  2  180  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 GWAR 2-6074                 42  57  1  191  MENTOR DEMENTOR (1859)     NIANIA
 DELTA CORVI 3-7763          30  32  0  142  CORVUS (1986)              OSKSI
 KID KOALA 4-5694            37  41  1  163  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM
 BLACKGUARD 5-5543           57  18  3  348  DUNGEON CELL (1702)        KALTOS
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583         92  92  0  204  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 CANNED SAVRADESE 7-6311     74  56 14  353  SHEWISH PICNIC (1692)      BONSUR
 CYCLOTUBULUS 8-3975         19  17  0   67  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1708)       ARKERS
 RIGHTEOUS 9-5893            36  48  0  206  FROM THE 80'S (1881)       ZUKAL
 CELL BLOCK A 10-6387        50  44  0  234  DUNGEON CELL (1861)        KOLACT
 POWER PUNCH 13-5629         65  73  1  158  ALLITERATE ARMY (1745)     DULLENS
 CLOWN 14-4418               34  41  0  188  HIGH SCHOOL PROM (1795)    TOBIR
 MOUSE 15-5221               19   8  0  150  MARKS PARTY (2020)         MALCORN
 EARLY ONE MORNING 16-6010   76  49  0  205  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
 CLEAN HANDS 17-7677         38  46  0  171  LAY LADY LAY (1912)        ALJAFIR
 DRES 18-10562               53  30  1  255  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 COSMO 19-4498               62  61  1  205  SEINFELD (1741)            ZUWAYZA
 SNOZZLE 20-460              31  27  0  134  HUCKLE'S CATS (2014)       SEAM
 BABY BAB 21-8106            36  42  0  174  CRACKED REAR VIEW (2029)   SUNSET
 THE ROOSTER 22-7254         25   8  1  206  RED SCARE (1960)           SOLVEN
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 24-5084      76  56  1  203  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 ORC TENDERLOIN 25-5617      13   1  0  179  SHEWISH BUFFET (2056)      LYRATILAN
 DELTA PICTORIS 26-5173      41  43  0  208  PICTOR (1938)              CALEAM
 PINK SHIRT 28-5336          38  28  0  209  BIG SHOTS (1739)           MORYA
 POKEY, MON! 29-6158         26  24  1  125  ALMOST EXACTLY (1848)      LAPUR
 LONE WOLF 31-162            68 104  1  184  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 ITEM 32-4794                28  19  0   96  ERRATA (1805)              ARVAT
 NAAN COMBATANT 33-8638      28  27  0  169  BAD BREAD (1041)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DAAVYA 35-4751              24  16  2  186  HOUSE JHEREG (2005)        MURSKA
 KERN 36-7601                49  48  1  196  ORDER (1780)               JHANS
 ROBERT GERMAN 38-4521       40  26  1  216  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 BACKBEREND 43-5087          32  20  3  250  DOLI CAPAX (2032)          VEASTIAN
 HENCHMAN 46-4560            23  13  0  107  DUNGEON CELL (1840)        ARDIVENT
 MEGABOLOX 47-4312           46  44  1  219  WEIRD ALCHEMY (1831)       NORTH FORK
 INNOCENT GEOMETRY 51-6111   17  16  1   56  9TH TOMBSTONE (2048)       TRICORUS
 DOLGAN 56-751               66 137  5  197  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 RECOVERY SETBACK 59-3017    18  15  1   90  BASHAHOLICS ANON (2004)    ILLIS
 CANCHA 60-9147              32  37  1  120  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GAMMA CEPHEI 61-3877        72  37  0  404  CEPHEUS (1820)             JURINE
 ZETA AQUILAE 62-4867        43  29  0  219  AQUILA (1908)              VALAMANTIS
 ROT 65-7407                 26  20  0  132  THAT SMELL (2033)          DAL SHANG
 VITALOGY 68-5103            35  39  2  180  ANOTHER CHAOS TEAM (1681)  FIREHOLD
 ANNOYING ANNOUNCER 72-8154  24   7  1  172  BASH BROS OLYMPICS (2036)  DRAGONHEAD
 SPIRALS 75-3613             82  23  2  206  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 TRAIN RAIL 78-3239          39  17  2  134  HOWLIN CASE (1965)         LIN TIRIAN
 SPHINX 81-2755              23  28  2   84  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 SOULTAKER 82-16461          27  17  2  212  HAS-BEENS (1999)           DWES EG
 DOBBIE 84-30850             86  73  2  306  PEEP SHOW (1696)           BLACKSTONE
 CUTTER JOHN 85-4984         25  11  0  208  IN BLOOM (2009)            JASPER GULCH
 HOWLIN' BANDIT 95-424       10  16  5   59  ARCANE MASHUPS '17 (2007)  DUSKMOOR
 SOGGY 96-4997               43  44  3  199  FRUIT LOOPS 18 (1869)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 SEYMORE GUTTS 97-6431       26  19  3  198  U PAY I SLAY 5 (1970)      SHADOW GROVE
 DARQUE PREACHER 98-4105     44  46  5  192  ARCANE MASH UP 14 (1777)   SYVYN'S HILL
 ETA ANDROMEDAE 99-6335      20  23  4  211  ANDROMEDA (1998)           SOUTH RIDGE

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission. 

                        TEAM AND CHARACTER MAINTENANCE SERVICE

     As a service to all managers, we offer team and character maintenance.  This 
option allows you to make sure your team or selected warriors will never miss a turn!

     Team Maintenance:  This will cause all warriors on that team to fight every 
     turn; if it's an AD arena, any new warriors who arrive on that team will 
     fight the turn they arrive.  In A.D. or in transfer arenas where you have 
     multiple teams, each team will need to separately be on Team Maintenance.  
     (The only exception is new warriors; they will not fight until they have had 
     their initial strategy input.)  

     Character Maintenance:  This will cause only that warrior to fight every 
     turn.  If the character graduates or changes arenas, he/she/it will stay on 
     Character Maintenance.

     In either case, you may submit strategy sheets for your warriors each turn, if 
you wish.  The Team/Character Maintenance will make sure your warriors fight each 
turn, and they will always use their most recently entered strategy.
     Remember that challenges, avoids, and challenge/if challenged strategies will not 
carry through from turn to turn.  These sections are only used on the turn they are 
entered.  In order to continually challenge or avoid you will need to submit a 
strategy sheet each time. 
     One other thing to remember about maintenance:  Maintenance is not something 
that you write on your turnsheet (like in demo tourneys).  In order to add or remove 
maintenance for a team or warrior, you must send a note to Customer Service.  If you 
just write things like this on your strategy sheet, they may or may not get done.  
Likewise, don't write it on your personal ads.  Please, please, please put it on a 
separate piece of paper with "Customer Service" written on the top.  If you don't, 
well, you can imagine.
     Thanks for your time.  Good luck in Duelmasters! -- Green Eyes