ADVANCED DUELMASTERS

Date   : 01/07/2004    Duedate: 01/20/2004

PRIMUS

DM-102    TURN-367

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 MURDER INC 60/1457      3    1  0 75.0      BOB'S REFRIGERATOR 69/703             
    ILLUMINATION 48/1443                     13 EVIL 69/1087          167  116  1 59.0
    ILLUMINATION 25/1412                        SAVAGE 62/1459                        
  2 EVILUTION 74/987     1433  591  6 70.8      TRIBAL COUNCIL 8 69/1489              
    SONG OF ILUVATAR 56/1305                    DOMINATION 78/1501                    
    ERDMAN BROTHERS 35/521                      TRIBAL COUNCIL 1 69/1488              
    OLD FRIENDS 17/1100                         SHINING PATH 6/829                    
    SONS OF CTHULHU 67/493                      TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/343                  
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/356                      GOLDEN DAWN 7/403                     
    MEN OF IRON 70/815                          KNIGHT SHADE 69/1123                  
    BORN OF VENGEANCE 15/890                    HERMETICS 18/971                      
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 13/351                   14 WITCHES BREW 18/1103  275  193  4 58.8
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 96/1178                     EYE OF THE NEEDLE 60/574              
    SOMETHING FAMILIAR 15/1177                  MEPHISTO'S WALTZ 9/636                
    FOWL WARRIORS 64/1116                    15 HYBRIDS II 53/1448   1137  838  9 57.6
    WARLORDS 38/1430                            STREET PIZZAD II 82/1504              
  3 JIHAD 39/1434          30   13  0 69.8      MINIONS OF BOB 1/1138                 
    FLATLANDERS 37/899                          MOM 'N DAD RELATED? 68/1476           
    FLATLANDERS 18/970                          4-LETTER WORDS 48/317                 
  4 ODD SQUAD 2/1373      794  389  6 67.1      SIS BOOM BAA 54/432                   
    DARK PANTHEON 6/738                         SATAN'S DELI 7/503                    
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/616                    STREET PIZZA 18/293                   
    LEGENDS OF STEELE 42/941                 16 DOH! 24/1363          687  515  3 57.2
    THE ONENESS 62/1461                         NUMBERS 62/1460                       
    ADOPT A WARRIOR 69/1485                     CARTOON NETWORK 4/1054                
    ROOKIE ARMADA 69/1487                       LOST IN SPACE 24/760                  
  5 ROGUES GALLER 7/1383    2    1  0 66.7      WASTELAND II 7/635                    
  6 DSM4 9/995            106   56  1 65.4      I'M SO SEXY 42/1330                   
  7 TOTEM 74/1351        1158  684  7 62.9      THINGSINPUG'SCOOLER 4/1376            
    DEATH STUDS VII 60/1257                     DANGEROUS PUPPETS 7/504               
    HEART OF DARKNESS 82/1271                   SANDS OF TIME 38/1362                 
    MY WIFE 30/1107                             OUTSIDE IS 48/1366                    
    DEATH STUDS IV 60/658                       DIABLO ALSO 24/1365                   
    SAILS OF CHARON 60/437                      BAD HAND 24/1364                      
    RAINDANCE 57/540                         17 KILLER JELLO 7/502    322  246  0 56.7
    SWEET SILK 41/1300                          BIG MEAN FISH 18/512                  
    IN COLD BLOOD 75/1498                       FURNITURE BARN 42/1513                
  8 PARTY TIME 6/927      529  324  2 62.0      GUANO GROUP 51/1515                   
    ZOOM ZONE 12/675                            ONE SURFING HINDU 97/1517             
    MONGREL HORDE 10/1022                       LOOK OUT BELOW 6/1511                 
  9 PAYNT THY TO 11/1387  202  132  1 60.5      TEAM TITAN 18/1512                    
 10 MYTH HERD 9/889        71   47  0 60.2   18 DEATH 15/1392         119   91  0 56.7
    PITT GLADIATORS 2/1370                      ...ACTION! 98/990                     
    KAT'S PAW 70/1491                        19 CENSORED 82/1508       14   11  1 56.0
    ARCHANGEL 42/1436                           THIRSTY THUGS 10/1023                 
    PITT GLADIATORS 56/578                      WAY TOO MUCH BEER 11/1319             
    VAMPYRES 70/1490                         20 SUNNYDALE 60/1081     123   97  0 55.9
    QUEENSPAWN 63/1462                          BACON LORDS 5/1378                    
    OFF THE WALL 66/1470                        ALL YOUR BASE 42/1440                 
    BLUE HALO 70/1492                           DESIGNING WARRIORS 77/1500            
 11 LOST SOULS 40/583     247  165  1 60.0      MUSICAL CHAIRS 8/1231                 
 12 SUPER ZEROES 7/1382   389  261  2 59.8      THE INQUISITION 66/807                
    BURN N' PILLAGE 18/407                      THIGH MASTERS 18/617                  
    KNIGHTS OF ORCCON 69/865                    THE DREADLANDS 26/1416                

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    BLOOD BATH 99/1133                       36 BRAT PAK 69/1482      151  167  0 47.5
    THE CRIPPLERS 21/1407                    37 SECOND BANAN 68/1474   63   70  0 47.4
 21 SUPERIOR FORC 9/1058  212  168  0 55.8   38 DARK SCYTHE 21/1408     9   10  1 47.4
    SUPERIOR FORCES 2 63/1342                39 JUGEND 39/776         438  495  3 46.9
    SUPERIOR FORCES 29/549                      LOONY TEAM 54/538                     
    SUPERIOR FORCES II 60/1037                  SWORDS OF TWILIGHT 45/693             
    SUPERIOR FORCES 40/1000                     BAUTA BABIES 52/791                   
    SUPERIOR FORCES 75/1009                  40 DEATH FROM B 65/1466  122  143  0 46.0
    SUPERIOR FORCES 51/1447                     PRESTIDIGITATION 16/1393              
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1/1367                      MALICIOUS INTENT 17/1396              
 22 SEXY BABES 33/1420    549  479  7 53.4   41 THE MERCENARI 2/1369  660  817  4 44.7
 23 OVERLORDS 20/1294       9    8  0 52.9   42 STAR TREK 29/1066     224  289  1 43.7
 24 KHOTA 58/1453          23   21  0 52.3      CRIMSON CLUB 5/439                    
    LAKOTA 21/1193                              LORDS OF THE SWORD 55/1152            
 25 THE REPUBLIC 70/1494   12   11  0 52.2      THE A'S -- LOSERS 30/1032             
 26 MEADOW BRIDG 69/1479   29   28  0 50.9      LORDKING GENOCIDAL 66/1085            
    INTERNAL FORCE 18/1402                      THE REVELATION 1/389                  
    TRITON'S ARMY 21/1406                       STAR GUARDIANS 56/1254                
    NETHER WARRIORS 36/1423                  43 BABES 36/1428         460  596  7 43.6
 27 THE BAD BUNNIE 4/735   43   42  0 50.6      THE  BEARS 2/1372                     
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 70/1495                   THE BEARS 69/1477                     
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/731                    THE BEARS 42/366                      
    REPTILIAN REBELS 11/991                     WISE GUYS 38/1433                     
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 98/1509                  THE BEARS II 69/1480                  
 28 RHYME TYME 55/587     252  248  2 50.4      THE BEARS 62/1458                     
    SCARRY BEASTIES 74/958                      CORPS 74/1496                         
    WE WANT RAISES 75/922                       COLORS 76/1499                        
 29 SONS OF DEATH 26/561   13   13  0 50.0      GIRL STUFF 65/1468                    
 30 MYTHICAL 58/1452       11   11  0 50.0      UNRELATED 9/1384                      
    BLOOM COUNTY 33/1327                        PRESIDENTS 78/1502                    
    YOUNG JUSTICE 57/1306                    44 THE FORSAKEN 60/1288   20   28  0 41.7
 31 GRUNTS 20/1404          9    9  0 50.0      CRYSTAL PALACE 47/1287                
    WAYSIDE ELITE 21/1409                    45 MAURAUDERS 4/51       122  178  1 40.7
 32 ARROGANCE 73/1349     876  882  3 49.8      RESURRECTION 6/1380                   
    THE RED REAVERS 28/300                      LORDS OF RUIN 25/37                   
    THE GUARDIANS 19/249                        EXILED KNIGHTS 19/16                  
    THE MERCENARIES 8/385                       BLADES OF MIST 4/1374                 
    MY HEROES! 82/1356                          BLADES OF ICE 7/1381                  
    THE GUARDIANS 48/531                     46 THE ART OF D 66/1118  120  177  1 40.4
    FIERCE CREATURES 68/1120                 47 EASTERN HORD 12/1389   36   54  1 40.0
    WORTHLESS MANAGERS 5/827                    EASTERN HORDE 17/1399                 
    SHH! HITZ 82/1357                           EASTERN HORDE 82/1505                 
    PLAGIARISM 82/1358                          EASTERN HORDE 36/1424                 
    MEN IN TIGHTS 68/1475                    48 SHEPHERDS 18/1292      30   46  1 39.5
    SPECIAL EFFECTS 69/1484                     FAMOUS HITTERS 3/1510                 
    BOOK OF SWORDS 65/1467                      MIGHTY MORALS 51/1514                 
 33 QUBIT 53/792          382  390  1 49.5      FOUND IN THE SAND 73/1516             
    VERMIN 72/956                               SUAVE ONCE LOVED ME 28/1417           
    SIR AGLIO 10/741                         49 THE DARK ORDE 30/516   86  134  0 39.1
    VERMIN! 69/950                           50 INANIMATE TO 18/1401   90  142  0 38.8
    JOKA MASHER 60/946                          SCREAMING QUEEN 36/1427               
    SPIRITUAL GIFT 12/1388                      BODY MODIFICATIONS 58/1454            
    TAIL BANDITS 42/1437                        FLOYD'S FAN CLUB 19/1403              
    JOKA MASHER 69/1483                         ARCANE KNOWLEDGE 17/1397              
    ON A WHIM 82/1507                        51 X-FORCE 66/981        340  570  1 37.4
 34 ALL THE MUN'S 37/688  314  324  2 49.2      RUBY DRAGONS 42/620                   
    INSP GADGETS MINIONS 7/739                  SCARLET KNIGHTS 53/1337               
 35 ELEMENTAL FOR 52/486  334  367  2 47.6      ELFQUEST 77/629                       
    CALL OF THE WILD 68/1310                    BLOOD KNIGHTS 61/575                  
    DOG DAY AFTERNOON 30/935                    SCARLET KNIGHTS 70/706                
    BOOK OF THE DEAD 57/1205                    PEGICORN 71/1266                      
    ARSENIC & OLD MACE 76/1173                  SCARLET KNIGHTS 61/1308               
    EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/921                   FORGOTTEN REALMS 45/1333              

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    X-FORCE II 66/1344                       65 FLTOPS 13/1390         20   53  0 27.4
 52 CASTAWAYS 7/402       228  398  1 36.4   66 HOMES 33/1421          73  226  3 24.4
    BLUE EYRIE 1/1179                           GENERAL MAYHEM 65/1464                
    MOSSRUNNERS 1/180                           DISTANCE OR SPEED? 56/1450            
    BLACK WINGS 58/1206                         HER CATS 65/1463                      
    DARKLINGS 74/1350                        67 WOLF PACK 25/1415       2   10  0 16.7
    SKAITHVARN 51/1304                          SACRED VOW 25/1413                    
    UP TO NO GOOD 37/1328                       BLACKENED PRIDE 25/1414               
 53 DONUT POLICE 26/1065  101  178  2 36.2      WOLF PACK 36/1429                     
    IRONY UNLIMITED 57/1338                     DOOMCORPS PRIDE 56/1451               
    WIMPS OF DEATH 22/1064                      BLACKENED PRIDE 82/1506               
    SUPERHERO REJECTS 19/1061                68 TALES 43/1441           1   10  0  9.1
 54 RUNNERS 58/1036        58  106  1 35.4      ARROGANCE 18/1190                     
 55 ANDORIANS 43/1332      49   98  1 33.3      LETHAL LADIES 4/1375                  
    VICTORIANS 17/1395                          THE LADY'S LIST 6/1379                
    MINSTRELS 38/1432                           STORIES 49/1444                       
 56 UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/183   23   46  2 33.3      WEIRD AL 22/1411                      
 57 ELVENDEN 69/1311        5   10  0 33.3      DETECTIVES 55/1449                    
 58 UNKNOWNS XV 10/1386     1    2  0 33.3      ASSORTED 32/1418                      
    STRANGE DATES 10/1385                       AUTHORS 21/1410                       
 59 SAND DANCERS 76/1048  121  250  4 32.6   69 BY THE NUMBE 51/1446    1   10  0  9.1
    THE ILLUMINATI 37/938                    70 LAW & ORDER!! 28/562    0    8  0  0.0
    SAND DANCERS 75/1091                     71 AFTER DARK 2 21/1285    1    0  0  100
    SAND DANCERS 74/1217                        MISFIT DEMONS 2 69/1481               
 60 DREAM PARK 9/1317      11   23  0 32.4   72 LUROCIANS IV 12/1321    1    1  0 50.0
    ARMOR & WEAPONS 65/980                   73 THE PLUG UGL 70/1493    1    1  0 50.0
    BATTLE SCHOOL 65/1260                       MINIONS OF MILO 17/1398               
    BATTERING RAMS 65/1465                   74 STORM RIDERS 49/1445    1    1  0 50.0
 61 AVERAGE JOES 96/1360    7   15  0 31.8      SPLIT INFINITY 2 65/1469              
    THE PINK PANSIES 99/1315                 75 CRUSADE 58/1455         1    1  0 50.0
 62 GENETIC MISHAP 14/32  307  681  1 31.1      CHAMPIONS 4/1377                      
 63 THE INANIMAT 38/1431    6   15  0 28.6   76 HELTER SKELTE 1/1368    0    2  0  0.0
 64 CAVITY CREEP 33/1244    2    5  0 28.6      HELTER SKELTER 36/1425                
    BLOOD RELATED 60/1341                    77 ARCTIC GUARD 17/1400    0    2  0  0.0
    CAVITY CREEPS II 33/1422                 78 WILD OATS 68/1472       0    1  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

          + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Eye of the Storm #71 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

In the Far West:

     Ashon Chang studied the coastline.  It was barely visible in the twilight, but
close enough that he could smell turned earth and mown hay.  "We're taking a risk
anchoring here," he murmured.  "Even if we're not seen from the land, I would expect
passing ships...."
     "You have a better idea?" Werre growled.
     Startled, the samurai glanced over his shoulder.  He hadn't realized that anyone
was near enough to hear him.  "No, I was talking to myself.  Worrying out loud."
     "Plenty to worry about," the Adantri agreed.  "But it's a wasted effort.
Doesn't change anything.  Know the risks and what could go wrong, know what your
options are in dealing with them, and then relax."
     Ashon Chang glanced farther along the rail, to where Rughal was pacing and
looking about as relaxed as a tiger in a cage.  "Easy to say, not so easy for some to
do...."
     Werre followed his gaze and laughed.  "Too bad there's no way to harness that
energy!  The people who took Shania had better watch out--Rughal will be nearly
berserk by the time we get there."
     "Assuming we can find her," the samurai said somberly.  "We don't have much to
go on."
     Werre laughed again.  "We can use Rughal as a hunting dog, if we have to!"  Then
he sobered, too.  "If she's still alive, we'll find her.  But I wish we knew more
about the people we'll be dealing with."
                       ***     *****     ***     *****     ***
     "These people are insane!" Shania muttered.  She kept her head down for the
properly submissive appearance, but that didn't stop her from seeing and hearing
enough of what was going on around her.  They were crossing a medium-sized plaza
overlooking the inner harbor.  It was crowded with jostling merchants and sailors and
housewives shopping, petty nobles surrounded by their retinues of servants and
soldiers.  A colorful crowd, and a noisy one, and a crowd that seemed unmoved by the
sacrifices being carried out on a raised platform to one side.  "They're killing
children," she hissed.  "Babies!"
     Zakar, who had one hand locked around her wrist, pulling her forward steadily,
shrugged slightly.  "They're desperate.  And most of the babies wouldn't live to
their second birthday anyway.  None will, if the Arcanum isn't stabilized.  End of
the world as we know it.  Besides, being sacrificed is an honor.  Ask any of the
priests."  He towed her into an alley behind the sacrificial platform, along the
narrow way at a fast trot that left her breathless, and out into another, smaller,
plaza.
     "They're killing babies.  It isn't--"
     Zakar stopped, forcing her to look at him.  "Fair?  Is that what you were going
to say?  LIFE isn't fair.  We couldn't have saved any of those babies, woman.  We'd
just have added our deaths to theirs--which might have amused the gods, but it
wouldn't have accomplished anything worth doing."
     "But--"
     "They tell me you're centuries old, elf woman.  How did you last so long without
recognizing the facts?  Life is HARD, woman.  The universe is a cannibal.  It brings
us to life, and then it eats us without a qualm.  There is no such thing as 'fair' in
life."
     "If you really believe that, why do anything at all?  Why not just curl up and
die?"
     "Because I won't give the universe, or the gods, or the priests, or ANYBODY the
satisfaction of seeing ME surrender.  I am nobody's easy meat!"  Apparently
considering the subject closed, he glanced up at the sky, gauging time by the stars.
"Almost dawn.  We wouldn't get ten steps trying to leave the city before dawn, but
after it...we've got a chance."
     "Good!  The sooner I'm out of this city, the better I'll feel," Shania muttered.
     Zakar laughed.  "Me, too!  I feel like a mouse trying to move inconspicuously
through a crowd of cats."  He glanced around the plaza, which was nearly deserted,
and picked a doorway to darkness on the left, heading in that direction.
     Once through the arch, the darkness was as complete as blindness.  The air was
cold, uninhabited, and smelled faintly of old blood.
     "We can wait for dawn here," Zakar said.  "No one will disturb us.  You said you
can contact your companions, if you have a place to be quiet and concentrate.  This
is it.  Tell 'em we're leaving the city on the west side and will move along the
shore till we meet them."
     "I may be able to contact them," Shania corrected him.  She reached out her free
hand, found a wall, and slid down to a sitting position.  "I will try, but I make no
promises."

          + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Tides of Magic #19 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

Various places in the Multiverse:

     The Dwarf scowled across his desk, a slab of polished granite that would have
looked over-large in front of a giant.  His chief wizards looked back at him calmly.
Their employer was a hard man, but he didn't penalize messengers for the bad news
they brought.  Usually.  "It's HER, isn't it?  This it the kind of low, underhanded,
nasty action I'd expect from someone who's part Orc and part Elf.  The two worst
races you could find!  How bad is it?"
     "She's found all the obvious gates," the wizard Skaefin said.  "From the power
flux, I assume she plans to close them.  This will cause more problems for her than
for us, but still..." his frown was almost as formidable as the Dwarf's.  "It's a
matter of principle!  We should strike back!"
     "Could be dangerous, that," the sorceress Lilinith murmured.  "Now that she's
terminating her Kaikwok project, she'll have the manpower to do...many violent
things.  We don't NEED that kind of trouble.  Sir."
     "The real problem will be our manpower."  The lizard mage Frilz's voice was dry,
as always, but there was a hint of genuine concern.  "Those of our people who
immigrated here from Ghea may find themselves dragged back against their wills.  It
could weaken our defense."
     "She can retrieve the immigrants?"  The Dwarf visibly shrugged off his anger to
concentrate on the immediate threat.  "What are the parameters?"
     "Not as bad as it might be," Skaefin said promptly.  "My researches indicate
there's a time limit.  I don't know what, exactly, that limit is--the flux between
dimensions makes it difficult to--"
     "Don't make excuses," the Dwarf snapped.  "I assume you did your best.  What's
the approximate time limit?"
     "Six months or so, I think."  Skaefin glanced at his fellow wizards for
confirmation.
     Both nodded.
     "More or less," Frilz confirmed.  "It depends on how much of her own power she
wants to expend.  Those who came of their own choice and were properly integrated
will be resistant even if they haven't been here long.  The ones who stumbled through
gates accidentally...."  He spread his hands in the gesture that served his race for
a shrug.
     "Loss of the involuntary immigrants won't be a problem," Lilinith agreed.  "But
there is a chance, a good one I believe, that people who are closely associated with
them when they are, shall we say, retrieved may be hauled away with them."
     "And because they came by chance, we don't know where they are," the Dwarf
finished, "or who they're with."  He shrugged.  "If that's all she can do, we'll be
fine.  She needs us more than we need her.  But she's got more than one trick up her
sleeve.  The situation will have to be watched closely."
     The Dwarf's fourth adviser, the giant Hadrubal, stirred finally.  "We might send
a counter-force into HER universe," he rumbled.
     "No."  The Dwarf's voice was emphatic.  "Right now, we're in the right.  WE
aren't taking hostile actions, we're the DEFENDERS.  That gives us a potent edge in
the forum of multiversal opinion.  I won't risk that unless I can be sure that such a
stance would gain us much more.  There will be no invasion from here.  Not now,
anyway."

     Scarlatti had expected them to go by ship to some other island, or to the
mainland of this world, whatever it was.  But the lizard men were leading the way to
high ground, and from the arrangement of the trees and stones on that knoll, he
realized that the transportation was going to be magical.  Teleportation, perhaps--he
had to remind himself that the instability that made teleportation on Ghea so
dangerous did not apply here.  Wherever here was.  Possibly a true Gate.  Would that
mean that the home of the lizard folk was in a different world, just as Ghea was in a
different world from this one?
     "If they can open this Gate," Carris Fallstar muttered, "they can open a Gate to
Ghea."
     "It's easier to open a Gate that is already there," Fizban pointed out.  "As
this one which will lead us to their home clearly is.  The Gate to OUR home will have
to be found or created first.  We must do this their way--their Gates first."
     "That is the bargain we agreed to," Rogan added.
     "I wasn't suggesting we break it," Carris snapped.  "You humans are too damned
touchy about things like that--which shows your race's basic unreliability.  I was
just making an observation."
     The oldest of the lizard men, the one that might be a wizard, though his regalia
of bones and shells and odd bits of this and that seemed more like the gear of a
witchdoctor, gestured them forward.  They took positions at his direction, along with
an equal number of lizard warriors.
     The old lizard shook his rattle and whistled a call into the sky.  Power rippled
around him.  Around them.  The world faded to gray.

     Power rippled across the sea, turning blue water to steel gray and the clear sky
to a dome of white glass.
     "Sorcery!" the ship's captain gasped.  He made a sign to avert ill fortune.
     A futile sign, Shylock knew.  The power that gripped this ship, the power he
could feel all around him, was too great for such a simple preventive measure.  There
was power enough here to turn the world inside out.
     And that was what it was doing.

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Greetings, warriors of PRIMUS!  Once again I've been called out of retirement 
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  What's with HARGREAVE TENSLAYER?  
He actually beat X-FORCE's SHATTERSTAR, and walked away with 108 more points from the 
fight.  Major screwup at X-FORCE.  SHATTERSTAR lost 165 points to HARGREAVE 
TENSLAYER.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe SHATTERSTAR will provide more easy 
wins...  PRIMUS has a Duelmaster who doesn't sit back and get lazy.  He challenged 
MEPHISTO'S WALTZ's MENDELSSOHN (173-79-2), which should prove (ahem!) interesting.  
I'm sure PRIMUS is excited about MENDELSSOHN, the new Duelmaster from MEPHISTO'S 
WALTZ.  (remember?)  But when you've seen as many as I have...  Wouldn't it be nice 
to have live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is looking into the uses of 
convicted prisoners.   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  PRIMUS thinks QUBIT and 
their 203-192-1 is too much!  If at first you don't succeed, give up...  In my day, 
no team with a 201-192-1 would scare me off!  What's the problem, DEVIL ADVOCATES?  
What do people see in RED HOOK?  His 143-105-4?  EYE OF THE NEEDLE ain't talkin', but 
he's got 19 points.  I hate going to the effort of writing about the kind of fights 
that BULLFROG gets in.  He fights people like LOWLY WORM, 15 points below.  I thought 
BULLFROG showed great skill and promise when he bested LOWLY WORM.  All right, so I 
slept through it!  Big deal!   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Here's some advice:  study your opponent, master many skills, 
fight dirty.   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  The end 
of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  Time for my 
medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR              W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  1) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894         173  79  2  MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL

THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS            W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  2)-TARAD 18-181               212 104 12  THUNDR + LITENING (616)    TALCAMA
  3)-OXYGEN THIEF 2-3726        145  70  4  ODD SQUAD (1373)           NIANIA
  4) RABID-GERBIL 68-6931        76  73  0  FIERCE CREATURES (1120)    FIREHOLD
  5) LIMEY 60-983               211  65  2  SAILS OF CHARON (437)      ARADI
  6) DRAT 48-1831               194 100 11  4-LETTER WORDS (317)       CAER
  7) WIDOWMAKER XII 60-1803     145  73  6  DEATH STUDS IV (658)       ARADI
  8) CUNNING FOX 4-3906         139  58  3  TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
  9) FANGS 11-3066              112  97  5  REPTILIAN REBELS (991)     ARUAK CITY
 10) RASPBERRY 7-2219           160  94  5  KILLER JELLO (502)         BONSUR
 11)-QUAALUDE 53-5154           116  81  1  QUBIT (792)                KHALHUMS

LEGION OF THE WAND                W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 12) WHITE DOVE 57-2671         194  96  1  RAINDANCE (540)            ANDOR
 13) GRIM REAVER 28-1356        170  93  3  THE RED REAVERS (300)      MORYA
 14) GUMBY 12-2854              153 103  3  ZOOM ZONE (675)            RIZTAB
 15) TEDDY BREWSTER 35-1563     220  74  3  ERDMAN BROTHERS (521)      MURSKA
 16) CARNIVOROUS SLOTH 56-1073  132  74  5  PITT GLADIATORS (578)      ROCANIS
 17) ONE MAN ARMY 69-8624        64  42 11  ROOKIE ARMADA (1487)       CIMMERIAC
 18) JACK RABBIT 4-2713         147  94  3  THE BAD BUNNIES (735)      JHELUM
 19) RED HOOK 60-1596           143 105  4  EYE OF THE NEEDLE (574)    ARADI

LEGION OF THE WAND                W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 20) LIAR 63-28                 176 113  6  QUEENSPAWN (1462)          AMEN-TEI
 21)-QUAGMIRE 53-4637           136  86  1  QUBIT (792)                KHALHUMS
 22) WOLFINMYCLOTHES 54-961     196 112  9  SIS BOOM BAA (432)         TROCAR
 23) ARNIE 98-368               136  93  8  ...ACTION! (990)           SYVYN'S HILL
 24) BONNIE 29-2780             134 105  8  SUPERIOR FORCES (549)      LAPUR
 25)-TAMED SHREW 72-1776        127 103  1  VERMIN (956)               DRAGONHEAD
 26) SUMMONED MONSTER 29-2992   143  92  6  SUPERIOR FORCES (549)      LAPUR
 27) BERCILAK 45-1791           112 102  0  SWORDS OF TWILIGHT (693)   STORMCROWE
 28) THE UNHOLY CHILD 1-3810    146  55  1  THE REVELATION (389)       MORDANT
 29) PANDA 71-550               112  96  3  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (921)   KYR'TERR
 30) TIMKORD 54-979             165 113  0  LOONY TEAM (538)           TROCAR
 31) SIR MOUNT 10-2951          123 115  6  SIR AGLIO (741)            KOLACT

DEFENDERS OF THE TOWER            W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 32) BULLFROG 13-2912           114  91  0  SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)      DULLENS
 33) BLACKTHORN 56-839          144 124  4  PITT GLADIATORS (578)      ROCANIS
 34) WANNA BE MUFFIN 7-2663     187 108  7  WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
 35) BLOOD TITAN 6-3509         154  94  9  DARK PANTHEON (738)        TRANSEL
 36) HENDERSON 30-1622          152  96  0  THE A'S -- LOSERS (1032)   IAYE
 37) WHIRLING FURY 6-3891       179  55  5  DARK PANTHEON (738)        TRANSEL
 38) NOVA STAR 40-1831          168  66  6  LOST SOULS (583)           ZENSU
 39) SATURN 47-2440             104  94  2  CRYSTAL PALACE (1287)      NORTH FORK
 40) NEUE REGEL 30-1775         159 157  0  THE DARK ORDER (516)       IAYE
 41) SIR DAR 10-2608            158  91  5  SIR AGLIO (741)            KOLACT
 42) MILLER KNIGHT 10-3610       93  73  5  THIRSTY THUGS (1023)       KOLACT
 43) GRINDOL 52-2287             83  80  0  BAUTA BABIES (791)         FRATSFA
 44) TREMOR 9-3352              125  60  2  DSM4 (995)                 ZUKAL
 45) SHEWISH PICKLE 7-2434      180 115  5  SATAN'S DELI (503)         BONSUR
 46) AMANDA 21-987              141 137  7  THE CRIPPLERS (1407)       SUNSET
 47) RAKHIM 54-741              137 130  1  LOONY TEAM (538)           TROCAR
 48) GLENCOE 6-4341             139  61  5  PARTY TIME (927)           TRANSEL
 49) HARRISON CROSS 18-4906      97  94  4  HERMETICS (971)            TALCAMA
 50) STABLIOQUEEN 39-1244       114 101  1  JUGEND (776)               XOCHITHLAN
 51) SUGAR BEAR 42-811          106  90  2  THE BEARS (366)            RODEKI
 52) ANGEL 56-612               176 114  1  PITT GLADIATORS (578)      ROCANIS
 53) HE-MUN 37-2304             156  75  0  ALL THE MUN'S MEN (688)    SIBIKHAS
 54) STICKY HANDKERCHIE 18-3244 147 116 10  STREET PIZZA (293)         TALCAMA
 55) SUNSPOT 66-2832             93  97  4  X-FORCE (981)              TARRGIR
 56) GNARLY GNAT 69-5474        105  96  5  VERMIN! (950)              CIMMERIAC
 57)-NINJA WARTHOG 96-413        66  50  5  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1178)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 58) JULIET 49-2818             122 103  2  STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
 59) ODIN LXXIV 60-3678          65  48  0  DEATH STUDS VII (1257)     ARADI
 60) HISSY FIT 30-3308          119  59  0  MY WIFE (1107)             IAYE
 61) THE DRAGON 62-2505         110  90  5  SAVAGE (1459)              VALAMANTIS

THE ELITE GUARD                   W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 62) PANZER 58-3579              67 104  4  RUNNERS (1036)             DELARQ TOR
 63) RABID MOOSE 13-2450        209  81  0  SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)      DULLENS
 64) PRIME EVIL MAN 74-2332     116  31  1  EVILUTION (987)            DAIYLA KIV
 65) HOPE CRUSHER 22-3070        87 104  0  WIMPS OF DEATH (1064)      SOLVEN
 66) MALADOR 6-3075             166 102  3  SHINING PATH (829)         TRANSEL
 67) LOWLY WORM 74-56           161 110  1  SCARRY BEASTIES (958)      DAIYLA KIV
 68) LORD HAVE MERCY 66-2314    148 105  9  OFF THE WALL (1470)        TARRGIR
 69) BOB'S BEEF 69-1199         152  94  4  BOB'S REFRIGERATOR (703)   CIMMERIAC
 70) JA'KLA 82-1173              56  39  1  HEART OF DARKNESS (1271)   DWES EG
 71) LINT 48-1380               159  72  5  4-LETTER WORDS (317)       CAER
 72) HARM 57-1937                81  57  0  YOUNG JUSTICE (1306)       ANDOR
 73) SIROCCO 52-1789            101  86  3  ELEMENTAL FORCE (486)      FRATSFA
 74) BAD KARMA 49-2956          102  60  5  STORM RIDERS (1445)        VITHICAR
 75) SHADOW 82-1706              24   6  0  MY HEROES! (1356)          DWES EG
 76) SQUATCH 24-1794            183 109  7  LOST IN SPACE (760)        ZORPUNT
 77) FALPAWIZ 55-1342           156  78  4  LORDS OF THE SWORD (1152)  KHALANI
 78) THUNDAR BEAGLE! 14-852      95 169  1  GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR

THE ELITE GUARD                   W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 79) SWIFT 75-181               151 118  2  WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 80) WHIRLING TERROR 18-6616     75  30  6  THUNDR + LITENING (616)    TALCAMA
 81) BRAIN 7-2962               114  98  3  INSP GADGETS MINIONS (739) BONSUR
 82) ELISA 5-1210               100  69  2  CRIMSON CLUB (439)         KALTOS
 83) CELISTON 18-6261           106  29 19  THUNDR + LITENING (616)    TALCAMA
 84) TYRRUS 70-1125             142  91  6  VAMPYRES (1490)            SENTERN
 85) VULTUREMAN 42-3394         116  41  4  LEGENDS OF STEELE (941)    RODEKI
 86) KHAROS 7-1777              114  74  1  CASTAWAYS (402)            BONSUR
 87) MELANIE 99-365              88  83  7  BLOOD BATH (1133)          SOUTH RIDGE
 88) SAVAGE CHIPMUNK 13-3603    100  75  1  SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)      DULLENS
 89) SAMMY 37-2991               82  82  4  FLATLANDERS (899)          SIBIKHAS
 90) PIZZA SAINT 60-3286         90  77  0  SUPERIOR FORCES II (1037)  ARADI
 91) TONGUEINMYCLOTHES 53-5410  115  95  4  HYBRIDS II (1448)          KHALHUMS
 92) ALAIN 42-1532              103  85  2  RUBY DRAGONS (620)         RODEKI
 93) DAVE WOLVERTON 21-3611      91 136  3  AUTHORS (1410)             SUNSET
 94) HARD 'N CRUNCHY 82-1323     45  33  5  STREET PIZZAD II (1504)    DWES EG
 95) SEBASTIAN 66-1834           91 101  3  THE INQUISITION (807)      TARRGIR
 96) GOLDEN BEAR 42-757          91  83  0  THE BEARS (366)            RODEKI
 97) HATHOR 57-3998              64  46  5  BOOK OF THE DEAD (1205)    ANDOR
 98) LEVI A. THON 32-2080       178  86  2  DEVIL ADVOCATES (356)      ARVAT
 99) CELUAN 1-3263              155 114  0  BLUE EYRIE (1179)          MORDANT
100) LUCRETIA BORGIA 4-3563      97 138  0  LETHAL LADIES (1375)       JHELUM
101) THUMPER 4-3989              86  88  4  THE BAD BUNNIES (735)      JHELUM

THE TOWER GUARD                   W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
102) CHIEF IRON BEAR 21-4669     68  41  2  LAKOTA (1193)              SUNSET
103) SIR BACKBREAKER 7-1870     167 104  6  GOLDEN DAWN (403)          BONSUR
104) THE PLEDGE 3-2984          124  90  6  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
105) BIG BIRD 64-3987            62  29  0  FOWL WARRIORS (1116)       KURUKAR
106) SHAVED MAMMOTH 13-3607     122  55  1  SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)      DULLENS
107) MASQUERADE 8-2297          110  60  0  THE MERCENARIES (385)      ARKERS
108) RODGER YOUNG 70-5786        85  86  4  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1495)   SENTERN
109) SCARLET HAG 65-3237         39  49  1  ARMOR & WEAPONS (980)      DAL SHANG
110) TORTURED TROUT 13-2449     180 109  1  SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)      DULLENS
111) CHILI CON CARNAGE 7-2989   141 121  5  SATAN'S DELI (503)         BONSUR
112) AMISH PARADISE 22-5170      87  95  6  WEIRD AL (1411)            SOLVEN
113) MIHA-TAHALI 76-752         140 128  2  SAND DANCERS (1048)        SIMTAKKA
114) KATE 18-3126               109  79  3  THIGH MASTERS (617)        TALCAMA
115) DOMINO 66-2867             100 103  2  X-FORCE (981)              TARRGIR
116) INVISIBLE PEDESTRI 19-3040  84  85  2  SUPERHERO REJECTS (1061)   ZUWAYZA
117) BOB'S WEINER 69-1200       147  93  1  BOB'S REFRIGERATOR (703)   CIMMERIAC
118) XOTHUZYL 54-1038           110 121  1  LOONY TEAM (538)           TROCAR
119) AUNTIE CHRIST 32-1913      209  65  1  DEVIL ADVOCATES (356)      ARVAT
120) SORE EYE 60-2308           126 121  4  JOKA MASHER (946)          ARADI
121) RAETH 69-1083              124 108  0  KNIGHTS OF ORCCON (865)    CIMMERIAC
122) MASTER STROKE 22-2809      120  90  1  WIMPS OF DEATH (1064)      SOLVEN
123) DENISE 18-4668              91  45  4  FLATLANDERS (970)          TALCAMA
124) PINK MINK 55-220           164 117  2  RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
125) WENDIGO 58-3871             80  80  2  RUNNERS (1036)             DELARQ TOR
126) NELINARIA 75-672           154 120  6  SAND DANCERS (1091)        JADE MOUNTAIN
127) DARKNESS 69-6719            92  89  7  EVIL (1087)                CIMMERIAC
128) NIGHTFALL 77-1210           84  66  2  ELFQUEST (629)             MAZGOURRAH
129) SHAHRAZAD 1-2008           129  86  1  MOSSRUNNERS (180)          MORDANT
130) CARTMAN 7-4034              89  81  7  WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
131) PICARD 29-1995             148  83  2  STAR TREK (1066)           LAPUR
132) PRETTY VASHEEL 58-42       128 131  3  BLACK WINGS (1206)         DELARQ TOR
133) BLUE ZIG 42-3078            68  73  6  ALL YOUR BASE (1440)       RODEKI
134) MICHAEL 42-764             149  94  5  ARCHANGEL (1436)           RODEKI
135) KHYRON 75-1026             110 134  3  WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
136) ON GUARD 15-3234           103  60  0  SOMETHING FAMILIAR (1177)  MALCORN
137) BLUE BUNNY 9-2717          113  62  0  SUPERIOR FORCES (1058)     ZUKAL
138) DEE DEE 4-4285              89  70  6  CARTOON NETWORK (1054)     JHELUM
139) STEEL CLOTH 56-1745        101 107  3  PITT GLADIATORS (578)      ROCANIS

THE TOWER GUARD                   W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
140) VILLIAGE IDIOT 14-304      205 196  1  GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
141) D. OGGED 69-7672            60  31  0  KNIGHT SHADE (1123)        CIMMERIAC
142) ANGRY LIGHTNING 69-8748     91  58  3  TRIBAL COUNCIL 1 (1488)    CIMMERIAC
143) WILD TURKEY 64-3934         56  24  1  FOWL WARRIORS (1116)       KURUKAR
144) PICASSO 66-89               99 123  5  THE ART OF DEATH (1118)    TARRGIR
145) NEPTUNE 60-3433             80  51  1  THE FORSAKEN (1288)        ARADI
146) SMELLY SOCKS 18-1975       221  96  6  STREET PIZZA (293)         TALCAMA
147) BELLEROPHON 20-2863        111  80  3  OVERLORDS (1294)           SEAM
148) ZERO 7-3156                 84  81  7  WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
149) JOHN BRAIN 7-3850          111  75  2  WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
150) 5 62-2979                   91  66  4  NUMBERS (1460)             VALAMANTIS
151) KILLER JOE 96-611           37  20  5  AVERAGE JOES (1360)        OLD VALAMANTIS

PRIMUS GUARDIANS                  W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
152) JAMES FLETCHER 11-3810      47  39  1  WAY TOO MUCH BEER (1319)   ARUAK CITY
153) HUGE TWIRLING MAN 24-4457   19  16  0  DIABLO ALSO (1365)         ZORPUNT
154) JENNY 26-1388              139 122  4  THE DREADLANDS (1416)      CALEAM
155) ALCATRAZ 7-3447            135 109  5  WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
156) GEOMANCER 18-4166           62  68  5  THUNDR + LITENING (616)    TALCAMA
157) MANWE SULIMO 56-3338        31  13  0  SONG OF ILUVATAR (1305)    ROCANIS
158) JAKE SPEED 26-1836          74  40  3  SONS OF DEATH (561)        CALEAM
159) DEMONFANG 6-4891            72  55  4  DARK PANTHEON (738)        TRANSEL
160) LORD OF THE FLOYDS 19-3638  35   5  1  THE GUARDIANS (249)        ZUWAYZA
161) MANIC 9-4297                87  28  2  DREAM PARK (1317)          ZUKAL
162) BRIAN 77-2609               57  31  4  DESIGNING WARRIORS (1500)  MAZGOURRAH
163) MUDMINNOW 18-2760          159  79  5  BIG MEAN FISH (512)        TALCAMA
164) STING-GER 66-443           119 102  1  LORDKING GENOCIDAL (1085)  TARRGIR
165) CONOR LARKIN 17-4974        71  26  2  OLD FRIENDS (1100)         ALJAFIR
166) MALICIOUS MOTH 56-1204     136 100  4  PITT GLADIATORS (578)      ROCANIS
167) DAION 1-2061                94 110  0  MOSSRUNNERS (180)          MORDANT
168) VIOLENT FURY 14-303         88 190  1  GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
169) NEOPHYTE 3-5573             47  22  0  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
170) TRUMP 24-4359               29  27  1  BAD HAND (1364)            ZORPUNT
171) LEE AT TOURNEY 4-3565      110 124  1  LETHAL LADIES (1375)       JHELUM
172) JEJUNE FLAMINGO 75-1045     88  63  1  SUPERIOR FORCES (1009)     JADE MOUNTAIN
173) PRIMUS BOUND 40-2996        94  40  0  SUPERIOR FORCES (1000)     ZENSU
174) TRY AS HE WILL 61-752       86 104  0  BLOOD KNIGHTS (575)        JURINE
175) TIMBER WOLF 68-9138         69  39  2  CALL OF THE WILD (1310)    FIREHOLD
176) TREY THE EDGE 37-1849      142 134  5  THE ILLUMINATI (938)       SIBIKHAS
177) NO SUBSTITUTE 15-2985      120  42  3  BORN OF VENGEANCE (890)    MALCORN
178) UUM FOO FOO 18-2083        155 105  4  BURN N' PILLAGE (407)      TALCAMA
179) WEBBED TOES 68-8436         91  49  4  MOM 'N DAD RELATED? (1476) FIREHOLD
180) PIECE OF 12 BUCKS 99-321    38  37  4  THE PINK PANSIES (1315)    SOUTH RIDGE
181) SHARKY 18-5306              73 122  3  ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
182) I AM GOD 73-2164            20  10  2  ARROGANCE (1349)           ERINIKA
183) MARDUK 67-159              220  71  8  SONS OF CTHULHU (493)      BARIKALA
184) BEAN 65-4972                56  38  2  BATTLE SCHOOL (1260)       DAL SHANG
185) TRIPLE PICKLE 42-3589       57  40  5  LEGENDS OF STEELE (941)    RODEKI
186) SVEN THORFIN 78-1622        50  33  5  DOMINATION (1501)          LIN TIRIAN
187) MILQUETOAST 33-5313         68  42  2  BLOOM COUNTY (1327)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
188) URIEL 42-761               129 123 10  ARCHANGEL (1436)           RODEKI
189) PHANTAZIA 66-2083           91 102  1  X-FORCE (981)              TARRGIR
190) LI'L PEPPER 60-2245        117 110  6  JOKA MASHER (946)          ARADI
191) DREAMSLAYER 57-4362         59  30  4  IRONY UNLIMITED (1338)     ANDOR
192) SIR REPTITIOUS 10-2917     119 122  6  SIR AGLIO (741)            KOLACT
193) LLEWELYN 39-2526            60  52  6  JIHAD (1434)               XOCHITHLAN
194) F-A'KRILL 43-3923           48  37  0  ANDORIANS (1332)           VEASTIAN
195) RAVEN BLOOD 18-4760         83  99  1  WITCHES BREW (1103)        TALCAMA
196) THUNDER KING 9-2322        112 132  7  MYTH HERD (889)            ZUKAL
197) ELFSTER 69-3085             64  64  4  ELVENDEN (1311)            CIMMERIAC
198) PHETMOLGE 37-1555          135 142  1  UP TO NO GOOD (1328)       SIBIKHAS
199) THE LITTLE ONE 56-1432     108 124  4  STAR GUARDIANS (1254)      ROCANIS
200) GABRIEL 42-762             144 110  3  ARCHANGEL (1436)           RODEKI

PRIMUS GUARDIANS                  W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
201) WEIRD HEAD BOY 63-2216      29  13  0  SUPERIOR FORCES 2 (1342)   AMEN-TEI
202) BLACK SKULL 58-5130        109  89  3  KHOTA (1453)               DELARQ TOR
203) ULTIMATE FURY 12-5020       28  15  2  LUROCIANS IV (1321)        RIZTAB
204) KOJI SHIKERU 40-2619       113  94  4  SUPERIOR FORCES (1000)     ZENSU
205) TARLOCK 6-4615              70 102  2  THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
206) SACTO 60-6017               27  12  0  BLOOD RELATED (1341)       ARADI
207) FIREHEART 7-1741            85 115  1  CASTAWAYS (402)            BONSUR
208) SPARAFUCILE 56-1431         59  49  2  STAR GUARDIANS (1254)      ROCANIS
209) FOREVER MAN 38-4168         28  53  0  SANDS OF TIME (1362)       CLIFFHOME
210) PICASSO 7-1534              98  91  8  UNDEAD ARTISTS (183)       BONSUR
211) JEZEBEL 37-3600             61  64  2  FLATLANDERS (899)          SIBIKHAS
212) TWISTED ONE 6-4738          95  46  5  DARK PANTHEON (738)        TRANSEL
213) BONG 82-1745                10  10  0  SHH! HITZ (1357)           DWES EG
214) BLOOD WIZARD 18-5551        94  90  3  ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
215)-SAM STICKS 82-1758          10   3  0  PLAGIARISM (1358)          DWES EG
216) QUARREL 53-4430            115 110  3  QUBIT (792)                KHALHUMS
217) ANIKAN SILVERHAWK 61-1263   65  98  4  SCARLET KNIGHTS (1308)     JURINE
218) REBINA TYL KHOL 74-1528    109 166  5  SAND DANCERS (1217)        DAIYLA KIV
219) JAZERIAN 70-1675           101  93  2  SCARLET KNIGHTS (706)      SENTERN
220) EXCARBAY 4-968              98 115  5  MAURAUDERS (51)            JHELUM
221) DARING DOG 10-4033          58  52  2  MONGREL HORDE (1022)       KOLACT
222) SITTING BULL 4-1016         96  78  7  TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
223) ELLYN 5-2077                81 105  6  BACON LORDS (1378)         KALTOS
224) AVIENDHA 37-3553            74  57  4  FLATLANDERS (899)          SIBIKHAS
225) LITTLE SHIVA 70-938        120 104  3  VAMPYRES (1490)            SENTERN
226) NIGHTINGALE 74-2423         82  89  2  DARKLINGS (1350)           DAIYLA KIV
227) DEMON DANCER 6-3964         62  62  4  DARK PANTHEON (738)        TRANSEL
228) GOD-EMPEROR OF BOB 1-6104   57  40  3  MINIONS OF BOB (1138)      MORDANT
229) ANGEL 2-1548               120 108  9  PITT GLADIATORS (1370)     NIANIA
230) KY 21-4498                 100  69  2  AFTER DARK 2 (1285)        SUNSET
231) ANGEL 60-4060               54  45  4  SUNNYDALE (1081)           ARADI
232) COLREDES 51-1313           122 152  1  SKAITHVARN (1304)          TRICORUS
233) PIETRE 37-3449              72  60  4  FLATLANDERS (899)          SIBIKHAS
234) HARGREAVE TENSLAYER 4-2453  56  78  2  BLADES OF MIST (1374)      JHELUM
235) MALAQUAR 5-3341             40  34  1  WORTHLESS MANAGERS (827)   KALTOS
236) SQORPION 25-602            124 100  1  LORDS OF RUIN (37)         LYRATILAN
237) CRYSTALSONG 4-1078         113  94  3  MAURAUDERS (51)            JHELUM
238) BELLADONNA 76-1798          70  63  3  ARSENIC & OLD MACE (1173)  SIMTAKKA
239) IRON PRINCESS 18-3115      198  95  8  THUNDR + LITENING (616)    TALCAMA
240) BLOODBATH!! 28-1297         49  63  2  LAW & ORDER!!!! (562)      MORYA
241) EDGE 7-3539                156  73  5  WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
242) EVOLUTION 48-2168           41  26  0  THE GUARDIANS (531)        CAER
243) HARLOT HARE 4-3893          78 104  4  THE BAD BUNNIES (735)      JHELUM
244) EXPLICIT 82-2474            30  20  3  CENSORED (1508)            DWES EG
245) SNIK SNAK 26-3135           92  95  2  DONUT POLICE (1065)        CALEAM
246) COL WYRMSLAYER 70-3145     128  45  0  MEN OF IRON (815)          SENTERN
247) OLIVE DRAB 70-1678          91  86  3  SCARLET KNIGHTS (706)      SENTERN
248) MR. CILANTRO 7-4118         87  69  5  WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
249) GOFFBALL 33-26              50  41  2  CAVITY CREEPS (1244)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
250) QUANDARY 53-4767           103 121  5  QUBIT (792)                KHALHUMS
251) ANGEL 70-1387              134  79  6  KAT'S PAW (1491)           SENTERN
252) NEMESIS 4-5115              60  11  3  CHAMPIONS (1377)           JHELUM
253) WHITE KNIGHT 58-5971        63  52  2  CRUSADE (1455)             DELARQ TOR
254) SINISTER MIDGET 6-5113      38  49  5  LOOK OUT BELOW (1511)      TRANSEL
255) MUDSKIPPER 18-1785          31  35  4  BIG MEAN FISH (512)        TALCAMA
256) FLOATING SWISS 4-4461       30  16  4  THINGSINPUG'SCOOLER (1376) JHELUM
257) CRIP 70-3540                67  52  2  THE PLUG UGLIES (1493)     SENTERN
258) TOM COLLINS 10-4083         43  56  5  THIRSTY THUGS (1023)       KOLACT
259) CHARINIDA 71-1462           61  82  2  PEGICORN (1266)            KYR'TERR
260) SIR IASIS 10-2730           96 104  4  SIR AGLIO (741)            KOLACT
261) CHRISTINE 8-4225            37  16  4  MUSICAL CHAIRS (1231)      ARKERS
262) DOC STEELE 18-5277          80 114 10  ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
263) THE WICKER KING 42-3904     24  24  0  FURNITURE BARN (1513)      RODEKI

PRIMUS GUARDIANS                  W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
264) DEAD DOG 69-8786            33  22  4  TRIBAL COUNCIL 8 (1489)    CIMMERIAC
265) CAMISOLE 41-2553            98  62  0  SWEET SILK (1300)          KATI-TEI
266) GRIZZLY 74-2710             42  42  0  TOTEM (1351)               DAIYLA KIV
267) EXCREMENTO 51-4968          39  42  1  GUANO GROUP (1515)         TRICORUS
268) THE MAN 3-6077              16  16  1  FAMOUS HITTERS (1510)      OSKSI
269) SIKAMIKANICO 7-2681         63  52  6  DANGEROUS PUPPETS (504)    BONSUR
270) CUTTER 77-73                87  83  2  ELFQUEST (629)             MAZGOURRAH
271) CAPTAIN POLAND 18-6614      63  49  4  BURN N' PILLAGE (407)      TALCAMA
272) SILVERFLASH 19-473         137 100  0  EXILED KNIGHTS (16)        ZUWAYZA
273) ARTEMIS ENTRERI 45-2097     72  61  1  FORGOTTEN REALMS (1333)    STORMCROWE
274) SIRYN 66-2357               58  59  0  X-FORCE II (1344)          TARRGIR
275) JOHN ASHCROFT 24-4355       18  18  2  DOH! (1363)                ZORPUNT
276) TRY ME NOW 61-846           58  56  1  BLOOD KNIGHTS (575)        JURINE
277) SPELLSINGER 53-4742         66  71  0  SCARLET KNIGHTS (1337)     KHALHUMS
278) MACBETH 49-2832             82  95  3  STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
279) ARTEMIS 58-2677             66  77  3  MYTHICAL (1452)            DELARQ TOR
280) SALUKI 30-3253              81  57  3  DOG DAY AFTERNOON (935)    IAYE
281) HOT 48-3858                 41  48  2  OUTSIDE IS (1366)          CAER
282) X-MAS COMES EARLY 17-4290   55  45  4  MINIONS OF MILO (1398)     ALJAFIR
283) VALKYRIE 17-5544            78  57  1  ARCTIC GUARDS (1400)       ALJAFIR
284) GRASSHOPPER 17-5428         87  53  3  ARCTIC GUARDS (1400)       ALJAFIR
285) PHOENIX 6-4794              74  37  2  RESURRECTION (1380)        TRANSEL
286) BRAHMA 97-731               30  35  4  ONE SURFING HINDU (1517)   SHADOW GROVE
287) ZALTAN 6-4616               58 113  4  THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
288) JANET RENO 42-3823          34  42  1  I'M SO SEXY (1330)         RODEKI
289) STILE 65-5941               41  26  2  SPLIT INFINITY 2 (1469)    DAL SHANG
290) TRAIGOR 18-1415             15  16  1  TEAM TITAN (1512)          TALCAMA
291) SHATTERSTAR 66-334         128 152  2  X-FORCE (981)              TARRGIR
292) MAX 56-3036                 79  63  5  PITT GLADIATORS (578)      ROCANIS
293) BLINKY 18-2683              74 121  4  SHEPHERDS (1292)           TALCAMA
294) JOB 18-6129                 21 129  0  SHEPHERDS (1292)           TALCAMA
295) GOLIATH 7-1733              97  75  2  BLADES OF ICE (1381)       BONSUR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

     Stuff is all out of whack this week.  I showed up to watch the fights, but
     nothing happened.  Since I don't know when they're going to let y'all do your
     thing and I'd rather not make your stuff late, I'm going to let one of the
     golems take over for this turn.  See you next cycle. -- The Saint

D. Ogged -- It takes more than that. -- Nelinaria

Xothuzyl -- You're cute for a Loony. -- Trey the Edge
P.S.  And I love the way you lose.

F-A'Krill -- If you call for a time out when you're losing, the arenamaster is prone
to take that for surrender, you know. -- Miha-Tahali, not complaining

I Am God -- Oh yes? -- Rebina tyl Khol the skeptical

The Saint -- The spinach is not a mystery.  I always put spinach in a stocking to
rinse it. -- Nelinaria
P.S.  Fishnet stockings are best for that.

     Well, it wasn't so much rinsing as straining--and that wouldn't do so well with
     fishnets. -- The Saint

8 December 2003
Greetings!  I would like to invite everyone to Jhans (DM 36) for the first annual kLk
St. Valentine's Day Massacre (kill contest).  We will start the contest off with the
ceremonial burning of the Andorian flag on turn 450.  (Six turns away.  Roughly mid-
February.)  The contest will run for 10 turns.  On turn 461, 3 separate victors will
be announced.  Team with the most kills, warrior with the most kills, and alliance
with the most kills.  Prizes will be awarded to the manager of the team with the most
kills and to the manager of the warrior with the most kills.  The prizes will
probably be team roll-ups.  The number of roll-ups has yet to be determined.  The
contest is sponsored by Jhans' newest, (but by the time the contest starts) largest
alliance, the kLk (pronounced "klick"). -- Polarius, mgr. of Blitzkrieg DM 36

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GRIM REAVER was devastated by MENDELSSOHN in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
RABID-GERBIL outwaited RED HOOK in a popular 9 minute gruesome Challenge match.
BULLFROG devastated LOWLY WORM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
TREMOR overpowered PANZER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ODIN LXXIV viciously subdued HOPE CRUSHER in a 2 minute bloody Challenge fight.
JA'KLA was savagely defeated by RAKHIM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
ON GUARD was handily defeated by CELUAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SHAVED MAMMOTH slimly won victory over MASTER STROKE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SAVAGE CHIPMUNK overpowered INVISIBLE PEDESTRIAN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
MANWE SULIMO was overpowered by NEPTUNE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
WILD TURKEY was handily defeated by D. OGGED in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
F-A'KRILL was savagely defeated by DREAMSLAYER in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
ULTIMATE FURY was vanquished by WEIRD HEAD BOY in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
SACTO overpowered FIREHEART in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
CONOR LARKIN devastated VIOLENT FURY in a exciting 3 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GUMBY overpowered STONE GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
CUNNING FOX devastated WHITE DOVE in a action packed 3 minute one-sided bout.
DRAT demolished BONNIE in a action packed 6 minute gruesome uneven bout.
JACK RABBIT devastated STABLIOQUEEN in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
TEDDY BREWSTER slimly lost to LIMEY in a popular 4 minute gruesome match.
HISSY FIT was defeated by ONE MAN ARMY in a exciting 3 minute bout.
WIDOWMAKER XII vanquished HENDERSON in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven bout.
GLENCOE was overcome by FANGS in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bout.
LORD HAVE MERCY was unbelievably bested by ARNIE in a popular 2 minute gory bout.
PRIME EVIL MAN slimly lost to CARNIVOROUS SLOTH in a popular 8 minute brutal fray.
LIAR was savagely defeated by RASPBERRY in a popular 8 minute brutal fight.
WOLFINMYCLOTHES beat SIR MOUNT in a action packed 4 minute bout.
FALPAWIZ was demolished by HARRISON CROSS in a popular 3 minute bloody uneven contest.
AMANDA was savagely defeated by WANNA BE MUFFIN in a crowd pleasing 8 minute match.
TIMKORD handily defeated BAD KARMA in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
SHEWISH PICKLE was savagely defeated by BLOOD TITAN in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
SUMMONED MONSTER vanquished GRINDOL in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
PANDA narrowly defeated THE UNHOLY CHILD in a action packed 2 minute competition.
WHIRLING FURY overpowered NEUE REGEL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
STICKY HANDKERCHIEF won victory over JULIET in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
MASQUERADE was demolished by BLACKTHORN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute uneven conflict.
MALADOR devastated WHIRLING TERROR in a action packed 2 minute mismatched match.
BLUE BUNNY was narrowly defeated by SATURN in a popular 2 minute match.
GNARLY GNAT demolished SWIFT in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.
SIR DAR handily defeated LUCRETIA BORGIA in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
BOB'S BEEF demolished MIHA-TAHALI in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
MILLER KNIGHT subdued SUNSPOT in a popular 2 minute battle.
HE-MUN was beaten by BERCILAK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
THE DRAGON handily defeated KHYRON in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
RABID MOOSE subdued PINK MINK in a popular 1 minute bloody brawl.
NOVA STAR demolished ELISA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched battle.
BIG BIRD was overpowered by ANGEL in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
SUGAR BEAR overpowered THUNDAR BEAGLE! in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SCARLET HAG was devastated by VULTUREMAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
PICASSO was demolished by BLUE ZIG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
STING-GER was savagely defeated by SEBASTIAN in a popular 2 minute gory struggle.
TORTURED TROUT devastated FOREVER MAN in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven match.
TRY AS HE WILL was narrowly defeated by BOB'S WEINER in a popular 1 minute fight.
DOMINO lost to SIR BACKBREAKER in a exciting 3 minute duel.
RAETH was subdued by SQUATCH in a action packed 2 minute battle.
PIZZA SAINT was overpowered by LINT in a exciting 3 minute gruesome mismatched fight.
SORE EYE was devastated by RODGER YOUNG in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
DARKNESS demolished STEEL CLOTH in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
TYRRUS devastated KILLER JOE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
CARTMAN handily defeated PHANTAZIA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
DENISE devastated PHETMOLGE in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
RAVEN BLOOD was vanquished by THE PLEDGE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided melee.
JOHN BRAIN was demolished by CELISTON in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
BLACK SKULL was narrowly defeated by KATE in a exciting 3 minute gruesome conflict.
WENDIGO handily defeated I AM GOD in a exciting 2 minute one-sided duel.
PRETTY VASHEEL was bested by SHADOW in a 2 minute match.
HATHOR bested NELINARIA in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
CHILI CON CARNAGE handily defeated LLEWELYN in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
HARM viciously subdued ANIKAN SILVERHAWK in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
BRAIN vanquished KHAROS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
DAVE WOLVERTON viciously subdued UGLY DWARF in a action packed 1 minute gory match.
CHIEF IRON BEAR handily defeated JAMES FLETCHER in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
AMISH PARADISE was overpowered by SAMMY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
XOTHUZYL handily defeated BEAN in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
NIGHTFALL demolished LORD OF THE FLOYDS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
PICARD was overpowered by SIROCCO in a action packed 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
HARD 'N CRUNCHY vanquished LEE AT TOURNEY in a popular 2 minute one-sided struggle.
MELANIE devastated AUNTIE CHRIST in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven battle.
LEVI A. THON won victory over SMELLY SOCKS in a action packed 1 minute bloody melee.
TONGUEINMYCLOTHES demolished PRIMUS BOUND in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven match.
TREY THE EDGE was overcome by ALAIN in a popular 2 minute fray.
DEE DEE handily defeated DEMONFANG in a exciting 1 minute one-sided competition.
THUMPER devastated HUGE TWIRLING MAN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
GOLDEN BEAR vanquished BONG in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided conflict.
MICHAEL overpowered NEOPHYTE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
SHAHRAZAD handily defeated JEJUNE FLAMINGO in a 2 minute uneven competition.
URIEL overpowered SPARAFUCILE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
GABRIEL slimly lost to LI'L PEPPER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome match.
DAION was devastated by MUDMINNOW in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
JEZEBEL was vanquished by MALICIOUS MOTH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
COLREDES was overpowered by ALCATRAZ in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
MILQUETOAST was overpowered by MARDUK in a action packed 1 minute mismatched duel.
PIECE OF 12 BUCKS was devastated by ZERO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
TARLOCK was devastated by UUM FOO FOO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
BLOODBATH!! was viciously subdued by TIMBER WOLF in a crowd pleasing 2 minute contest.
SNIK SNAK was viciously subdued by MANIC in a popular 4 minute gory battle.
JAKE SPEED demolished THE LITTLE ONE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute uneven conflict.
JENNY demolished BLOOD WIZARD in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
SQORPION was viciously subdued by KOJI SHIKERU in a exciting 3 minute brutal melee.
TRUMP was overpowered by BRIAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TWISTED ONE was overpowered by WEBBED TOES in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BELLEROPHON was bested by VILLIAGE IDIOT in a exciting 2 minute brutal battle.
BELLADONNA was handily defeated by TRIPLE PICKLE in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
SHARKY was demolished by NO SUBSTITUTE in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven bout.
NIGHTINGALE was beaten by SVEN THORFIN in a 2 minute fight.
REBINA TYL KHOL was vanquished by PICASSO in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
GEOMANCER savagely defeated OLIVE DRAB in a action packed 2 minute brutal struggle.
ANGRY LIGHTNING demolished ELFSTER in a exciting 2 minute gory mismatched bout.
THUNDER KING lost to 5 in a action packed 3 minute conflict.
SIR REPTITIOUS handily defeated JAZERIAN in a popular 3 minute mismatched match.
DARING DOG was defeated by QUARREL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
TOM COLLINS was handily defeated by EDGE in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven duel.
SHATTERSTAR was viciously subdued by HARGREAVE TENSLAYER in a 4 minute duel.
GOD-EMPEROR OF BOB overpowered ARTEMIS ENTRERI in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ANGEL handily defeated SIRYN in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
THE WICKER KING was overpowered by MR. CILANTRO in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
THE MAN was demolished by MALAQUAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
EXCARBAY vanquished CAMISOLE in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
MUDSKIPPER was overpowered by CRYSTALSONG in a popular 1 minute mismatched contest.
SITTING BULL overpowered HOT in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
HARLOT HARE overpowered MAX in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ANGEL handily defeated VALKYRIE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
FLOATING SWISS was subdued by PIETRE in a action packed 4 minute brutal match.
ELLYN overpowered CAPTAIN POLAND in a popular 6 minute gory mismatched struggle.
AVIENDHA savagely defeated GOFFBALL in a popular 4 minute brutal bout.
EXCREMENTO was handily defeated by EVOLUTION in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
COL WYRMSLAYER devastated WHITE KNIGHT in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
DEMON DANCER demolished GRASSHOPPER in a popular 2 minute brutal uneven fight.
IRON PRINCESS overpowered SILVERFLASH in a 2 minute uneven bout.
EXPLICIT demolished CHARINIDA in a 2 minute mismatched struggle.
JOHN ASHCROFT was overpowered by LITTLE SHIVA in a 1 minute uneven battle.
KY overpowered DOC STEELE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
GOLIATH was overpowered by QUANDARY in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
ARTEMIS was handily defeated by CHRISTINE in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
SINISTER MIDGET was overpowered by ANGEL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CUTTER was viciously subdued by SIKAMIKANICO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
JOB was overpowered by SPELLSINGER in a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven struggle.
PHOENIX devastated BLINKY in a action packed 3 minute bloody one-sided match.
GRIZZLY overpowered JANET RENO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided fight.
ZALTAN was overpowered by NEMESIS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched competition.
SALUKI demolished X-MAS COMES EARLY in a exciting 2 minute brutal mismatched fight.
BRAHMA was luckily beaten by CRIP in a exciting 5 minute brutal conflict.
MACBETH was bested by DEAD DOG in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
TRY ME NOW was overpowered by SIR IASIS in a action packed 2 minute mismatched bout.
TRAIGOR was overcome by STILE in a popular 1 minute struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                 110         LUNGING ATTACK   308 - 211 -  1      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   33         PARRY-LUNGE       91 -  77 -  0      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                      33         WALL OF STEEL     64 -  65 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     31         AIMED BLOW        64 -  67 -  0      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 31         PARRY-RIPOSTE     29 -  31 -  1      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     19         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -  31 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   10         SLASHING ATTACK   74 - 120 -  1      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         TOTAL PARRY       23 -  38 -  0      38  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-STRIKE      17 -  30 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         BASHING ATTACK     3 -  11 -  0      21  |

Turn 367 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE       15 - 16         6  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    67 - 43     TOTAL PARRY        9 - 10         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL     17 - 16     AIMED BLOW        15 - 18         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  4         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              BASHING ATTACK     3 -  5     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    7 - 24     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   RANK WARRIOR                     W   L  K TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK     1) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894        173  79  2 MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)
AIMED BLOW         4) RABID-GERBIL 68-6931       76  73  0 FIERCE CREATURES (1120)
WALL OF STEEL      5) LIMEY 60-983              211  65  2 SAILS OF CHARON (437)
PARRY-LUNGE       15) TEDDY BREWSTER 35-1563    220  74  3 ERDMAN BROTHERS (521)
SLASHING ATTACK   45) SHEWISH PICKLE 7-2434     180 115  5 SATAN'S DELI (503)
STRIKING ATTACK   46) AMANDA 21-987             141 137  7 THE CRIPPLERS (1407)
PARRY-STRIKE      47) RAKHIM 54-741             137 130  1 LOONY TEAM (538)
PARRY-RIPOSTE     50) STABLIOQUEEN 39-1244      114 101  1 JUGEND (776)
TOTAL PARRY       71) LINT 48-1380              159  72  5 4-LETTER WORDS (317)
BASHING ATTACK   103) SIR BACKBREAKER 7-1870    167 104  6 GOLDEN DAWN (403)

The overall popularity leader is LIAR 63-28.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
RASPBERRY 7-2219.  The ten other most popular fighters were RED HOOK 60-1596, 
CARNIVOROUS SLOTH 56-1073, LIAR 63-28, WANNA BE MUFFIN 7-2663, AVIENDHA 37-3553, 
RABID-GERBIL 68-6931, AMANDA 21-987, PRIME EVIL MAN 74-2332, GLENCOE 6-4341, and 
FANGS 11-3066.

The least popular fighter this week was SINISTER MIDGET 6-5113.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JOHN ASHCROFT 24-4355, HOT 48-3858, THE MAN 3-6077, REBINA TYL 
KHOL 74-1528, TRUMP 24-4359, BONG 82-1745, HUGE TWIRLING MAN 24-4457, LORD OF THE 
FLOYDS 19-3638, PHETMOLGE 37-1555, and THUNDAR BEAGLE! 14-852.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  2 0  MORYA(28)            0  2 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  5 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            1  2 0  ARADI(60)            7  3 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  2 0  IAYE(30)             1  3 0  JURINE(61)           0  3 0  
JHELUM(4)           10  3 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  2 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           5  6 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  KURUKAR(64)          0  2 0  
BONSUR(7)           12  5 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         3  4 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  2 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  8 0  
ZUKAL(9)             3  2 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  2 0  BARIKALA(67)         1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           4  3 0  ZENSU(40)            2  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         3  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        8  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           8  3 0  SENTERN(70)          6  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          5  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       1  4 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  3 0  CAER(48)             3  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    0  4 0  
TALCAMA(18)          9 11 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  3 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         0  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  3 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  2 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       2  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  1 0  KHALHUMS(53)         4  0 0  DWES EG(82)          3  2 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  3 0  TROCAR(54)           4  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  3 0  KHALANI(55)          0  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          4  5 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           2  1 0  ANDOR(57)            3  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 28) THE UNHOLY CHILD 1-3810    146  55  1  THE REVELATION (389)       MORDANT
229) ANGEL 2-1548               120 108  9  PITT GLADIATORS (1370)     NIANIA
104) THE PLEDGE 3-2984          124  90  6  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
  8) CUNNING FOX 4-3906         139  58  3  TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 82) ELISA 5-1210               100  69  2  CRIMSON CLUB (439)         KALTOS
 35) BLOOD TITAN 6-3509         154  94  9  DARK PANTHEON (738)        TRANSEL
 10) RASPBERRY 7-2219           160  94  5  KILLER JELLO (502)         BONSUR
107) MASQUERADE 8-2297          110  60  0  THE MERCENARIES (385)      ARKERS
  1) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894         173  79  2  MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL
 31) SIR MOUNT 10-2951          123 115  6  SIR AGLIO (741)            KOLACT
  9) FANGS 11-3066              112  97  5  REPTILIAN REBELS (991)     ARUAK CITY
 14) GUMBY 12-2854              153 103  3  ZOOM ZONE (675)            RIZTAB

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 32) BULLFROG 13-2912           114  91  0  SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)      DULLENS
 78) THUNDAR BEAGLE! 14-852      95 169  1  GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
136) ON GUARD 15-3234           103  60  0  SOMETHING FAMILIAR (1177)  MALCORN
165) CONOR LARKIN 17-4974        71  26  2  OLD FRIENDS (1100)         ALJAFIR
 49) HARRISON CROSS 18-4906      97  94  4  HERMETICS (971)            TALCAMA
116) INVISIBLE PEDESTRI 19-3040  84  85  2  SUPERHERO REJECTS (1061)   ZUWAYZA
147) BELLEROPHON 20-2863        111  80  3  OVERLORDS (1294)           SEAM
 46) AMANDA 21-987              141 137  7  THE CRIPPLERS (1407)       SUNSET
 65) HOPE CRUSHER 22-3070        87 104  0  WIMPS OF DEATH (1064)      SOLVEN
 76) SQUATCH 24-1794            183 109  7  LOST IN SPACE (760)        ZORPUNT
236) SQORPION 25-602            124 100  1  LORDS OF RUIN (37)         LYRATILAN
154) JENNY 26-1388              139 122  4  THE DREADLANDS (1416)      CALEAM
 13) GRIM REAVER 28-1356        170  93  3  THE RED REAVERS (300)      MORYA
 24) BONNIE 29-2780             134 105  8  SUPERIOR FORCES (549)      LAPUR
 36) HENDERSON 30-1622          152  96  0  THE A'S -- LOSERS (1032)   IAYE
 98) LEVI A. THON 32-2080       178  86  2  DEVIL ADVOCATES (356)      ARVAT
187) MILQUETOAST 33-5313         68  42  2  BLOOM COUNTY (1327)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 15) TEDDY BREWSTER 35-1563     220  74  3  ERDMAN BROTHERS (521)      MURSKA
 53) HE-MUN 37-2304             156  75  0  ALL THE MUN'S MEN (688)    SIBIKHAS
209) FOREVER MAN 38-4168         28  53  0  SANDS OF TIME (1362)       CLIFFHOME
 50) STABLIOQUEEN 39-1244       114 101  1  JUGEND (776)               XOCHITHLAN
 38) NOVA STAR 40-1831          168  66  6  LOST SOULS (583)           ZENSU
265) CAMISOLE 41-2553            98  62  0  SWEET SILK (1300)          KATI-TEI
 51) SUGAR BEAR 42-811          106  90  2  THE BEARS (366)            RODEKI
194) F-A'KRILL 43-3923           48  37  0  ANDORIANS (1332)           VEASTIAN
 27) BERCILAK 45-1791           112 102  0  SWORDS OF TWILIGHT (693)   STORMCROWE
 39) SATURN 47-2440             104  94  2  CRYSTAL PALACE (1287)      NORTH FORK
  6) DRAT 48-1831               194 100 11  4-LETTER WORDS (317)       CAER
 58) JULIET 49-2818             122 103  2  STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
232) COLREDES 51-1313           122 152  1  SKAITHVARN (1304)          TRICORUS
 43) GRINDOL 52-2287             83  80  0  BAUTA BABIES (791)         FRATSFA
 91) TONGUEINMYCLOTHES 53-5410  115  95  4  HYBRIDS II (1448)          KHALHUMS
 22) WOLFINMYCLOTHES 54-961     196 112  9  SIS BOOM BAA (432)         TROCAR
 77) FALPAWIZ 55-1342           156  78  4  LORDS OF THE SWORD (1152)  KHALANI
 16) CARNIVOROUS SLOTH 56-1073  132  74  5  PITT GLADIATORS (578)      ROCANIS
 12) WHITE DOVE 57-2671         194  96  1  RAINDANCE (540)            ANDOR
 62) PANZER 58-3579              67 104  4  RUNNERS (1036)             DELARQ TOR
  5) LIMEY 60-983               211  65  2  SAILS OF CHARON (437)      ARADI
174) TRY AS HE WILL 61-752       86 104  0  BLOOD KNIGHTS (575)        JURINE
 61) THE DRAGON 62-2505         110  90  5  SAVAGE (1459)              VALAMANTIS
 20) LIAR 63-28                 176 113  6  QUEENSPAWN (1462)          AMEN-TEI
105) BIG BIRD 64-3987            62  29  0  FOWL WARRIORS (1116)       KURUKAR
109) SCARLET HAG 65-3237         39  49  1  ARMOR & WEAPONS (980)      DAL SHANG
 55) SUNSPOT 66-2832             93  97  4  X-FORCE (981)              TARRGIR
183) MARDUK 67-159              220  71  8  SONS OF CTHULHU (493)      BARIKALA
  4) RABID-GERBIL 68-6931        76  73  0  FIERCE CREATURES (1120)    FIREHOLD
 17) ONE MAN ARMY 69-8624        64  42 11  ROOKIE ARMADA (1487)       CIMMERIAC
 84) TYRRUS 70-1125             142  91  6  VAMPYRES (1490)            SENTERN
 29) PANDA 71-550               112  96  3  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (921)   KYR'TERR
182) I AM GOD 73-2164            20  10  2  ARROGANCE (1349)           ERINIKA
 64) PRIME EVIL MAN 74-2332     116  31  1  EVILUTION (987)            DAIYLA KIV
 79) SWIFT 75-181               151 118  2  WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
113) MIHA-TAHALI 76-752         140 128  2  SAND DANCERS (1048)        SIMTAKKA
128) NIGHTFALL 77-1210           84  66  2  ELFQUEST (629)             MAZGOURRAH
186) SVEN THORFIN 78-1622        50  33  5  DOMINATION (1501)          LIN TIRIAN
 70) JA'KLA 82-1173              56  39  1  HEART OF DARKNESS (1271)   DWES EG
151) KILLER JOE 96-611           37  20  5  AVERAGE JOES (1360)        OLD VALAMANTIS
286) BRAHMA 97-731               30  35  4  ONE SURFING HINDU (1517)   SHADOW GROVE
 23) ARNIE 98-368               136  93  8  ...ACTION! (990)           SYVYN'S HILL
 87) MELANIE 99-365              88  83  7  BLOOD BATH (1133)          SOUTH RIDGE

                       TOURNEY FREEZE CHANGE -- ADVANCE NOTICE

     Beginning at the Winter Face-to-Face in Tempe (January 2004), we will implement 
several changes affecting tournaments.  The tournament announcement for the upcoming 
FTF and future tourneys will reflect these changes.
     First, we will eliminate the tourney freeze for all regular DM warrior classes.  
Regular DM warriors will not be classed ahead of the tournament, but instead will 
fight according to their FE on the date of the tourney.  There will still be a freeze 
for the ADM classes, occurring on the same timeline as before, approximately 6 weeks 
before the tournament.
     In addition to the above change, the warrior classes will be slightly altered.  
The new tourney classes will be as follows:

                DM Tourney Classes                 ADM Tourney Classes
              ======================              ======================
                  0 FE:  Rookies                        Freshmen
                1-4 FE:  Apprentices                    ADM
               5-10 FE:  Initiates                      Eligibles
              11-20 FE:  Adepts                      ---induction---
              21-30 FE:  Champions                      Contenders
                31+ FE:  Challengers                    Primus

     All regular DM tourney classes will remain solely FE based.  All ADM classes will 
now be based on warrior characteristics (i.e., the ADM split algorithm), including the 
Freshmen class.
     The Gateway and Primus arenas will be merging before the FTF to form one top 
arena.  These warriors will be split into two tournament classes, the Contenders and 
the Primus classes, again based upon their characteristics.  More information on this 
will be published in the newsletters for those arenas.
     If you have any questions about the above changes, please contact Customer 
Service.  Good luck in your games.

                                          -- Green Eyes and the RSI staff