AD

Date   : 06/17/2009    Duedate: 06/30/2009

PRIMUS

DM-102    TURN-509

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 OLD FRIENDS 17/1100  2193  849 12 72.1      BAD HAND 24/1364                      
    SONG OF ILUVATAR 56/1305                    PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1720            
    SOMETHING FAMILIAR 15/1177                  HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1799               
    COLGATE DAYS 33/1777                        JUST DON'T CARE 5/1798                
  2 NIGHT'S GUARD 48/203   11    5  0 68.8   12 JAYHAWKS 70/870      1070  926  8 53.6
  3-I AM SAM 75/1787      132   81  1 62.0      VAMPYRES 70/1490                      
    BLADES OF WONDER 22/1803                    PITT GLADIATORS 56/578                
  4 OUR HIGHEST H 3/1796  726  462  0 61.1      ARCHANGEL 42/1436                     
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/1692                 OFF THE WALL 66/1470                  
  5 BURN N' PILLA 18/407  820  540  3 60.3      WAY COOL PEOPLE 70/918                
    BOB'S REFRIGERATOR 69/703                   KAT'S PAW 70/1491                     
    KNIGHTS OF ORCCON 69/865                    MYTH HERD 9/889                       
  6 WITCHES BREW 18/1103  532  362  6 59.5      BLUE HALO 70/1492                     
    EYE OF THE NEEDLE 60/574                 13-CARESS OF STEE 2/230  611  537  1 53.2
    MEPHISTO'S WALTZ 9/636                   14 FORSAKEN 7/928        557  511  7 52.2
  7 ROMAN HEROES 32/130   541  383  0 58.5      5 ANGRY MEN 36/415                    
    PRAETORIAN GUARD 15/510                     PURELY TROPICAL 5/828                 
    IDES OF MARCH 19/759                        NASTY TOOLS 2/338                     
    LEGEND OF ROME 9/830                        GHOST RIDERS 48/372                   
    MISCELLANEOUS III 38/1698                   INTENSE STRIFE 38/260                 
  8 EVIL 69/1087         1315  970  4 57.5      THE CHOSEN FEW 43/526                 
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/343                        CLINT'S CREW 10/288                   
    DOMINATION 78/1501                          SEXY BABES 69/953                     
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 8 69/1489                    LETHAL FORMULA 37/523                 
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 1 69/1488                    BLADE RUNNER 3 69/949                 
    BLOOD MOON 69/1560                          SEXY BABES 33/1420                    
    LAYIN' PIPE 69/1659                      15 DAMAGE INC. 59/1613    44   42  1 51.2
    LIQUID CARNAGE 10/742                       ORCISH MADMEN 82/1793                 
    ASYLUM 69/1658                           16 DESPAIR 97/1129      1397 1351  8 50.8
    GIFTED 69/1657                              THE GUARDIANS II 18/1690              
  9 OVERLORDS 20/1294      71   55  0 56.3      MYTH AND MIGHT 10/614                 
 10 STREET PIZZA 18/293  1930 1520 14 55.9      THE MERCENARIES 73/1169               
    4-LETTER WORDS 48/317                       HOLLYWOOD 82/1733                     
    STREET PIZZAD II 82/1504                    THE MUSIC MAN 82/1812                 
    MOM 'N DAD RELATED? 68/1476              17 L.A. MOB 32/1684      145  144  0 50.2
    WHY I PLAY DM 82/1566                       DAGGER ISLE 76/1313                   
    WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1680                 THE PEOPLE 40/1198                    
    4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1763                    THE PEOPLE 82/1565                    
    FASCINATIN' RYTHYM 82/1527                  THIEVES GUILD 60/1649                 
    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1758             18 EVENGATE 21/1775      818  819  7 50.0
    GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1771                  CRIMSON CLUB 5/439                    
    4-LETTER NAMES 82/1767                      LORDS OF THE SWORD 55/1152            
 11 DOH! 24/1363         1771 1476  5 54.5      THE A'S -- LOSERS 30/1032             
    WASTELAND II 7/635                          LORDKING GENOCIDAL 66/1085            
    DIABLO TOO 23/1544                          THE REVELATION 1/389                  
    PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1794                        STAR GUARDIANS 56/1254                
    WASTELAND 18/751                            GAMEHENDGE 30/1776                    
    DM OWNS YOU 82/1816                         STAR TREK 29/1066                     
    I'M DEAD SEXY 42/1330                    19 FORCE OF NAT 29/1829    2    2  0 50.0
    NUMBERS 62/1460                          20 CORPS 74/1496        1257 1279 13 49.6
    THINGSINPUG'SCOOLER 4/1376                  UNRELATED 9/1384                      
    DIABLO ALSO 24/1365                         PRESIDENTS 78/1502                    
    OUTSIDE IS 48/1366                          THE BEARS 37/844                      
    SANDS OF TIME 38/1362                       LETTER BOMBS 9/1601                   

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    THE  BEARS 2/1372                           THE DRAGON FIST 78/1663               
    THE BEARS 7/673                             X-FORCE II 66/1344                    
    BOY O'S 51/1553                             FORGOTTEN REALMS 45/1333              
    BABES 36/1428                            30-PERFECTION Q 82/1738   99  154  1 39.1
    THE BEARS 35/843                            FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/1645          
    THE BEARS 48/177                         31 KNIGHTS OF RO 56/539   76  121  1 38.6
    THE CREAM 3 96/1818                      32 THE PINK PAN 99/1315   52   83  2 38.5
    F BALLS 4/1824                           33-BATTLE SCHOO 65/1260   48   83  0 36.6
 21 STORIES 49/1444       674  762  3 46.9      ARMOR & WEAPONS 65/980                
    WEIRD AL 22/1411                            MUTANT LEAGUE II 82/1666              
    ARROGANCE 18/1190                           SPLIT INFINITY 65/1823                
    THE LADY'S LIST 6/1379                      BLENDING ENTHRONED 38/1822            
    LETHAL LADIES 4/1375                     34 TOTAL CARNAGE 2/726    46   93  2 33.1
 22 RUNNERS 58/1036       260  296  1 46.8      BIG HEADED SNAKES 69/627              
    SHAMROCKS 58/572                            OUTER BOUNDS 69/985                   
 23 THE REPUBLIC 22/1606  176  201  1 46.7      TEAM TRIANGLE 38/474                  
 24 RHYME TYME 55/587     624  757  3 45.2      ARNIE'S CREW 10/613                   
    WE WANT RAISES 75/922                       WINTER WONDERLAND 7/1230              
    SCARRY BEASTIES 74/958                   35 ELVENDEN 69/1311       12   27  0 30.8
 25-MISTAKEN IDE 73/1661  337  425  3 44.2   36 ACID RAIN 55/489       25   59  0 29.8
 26 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/1714   29   39  0 42.6      ORKOGRE CASTLE 70/1161                
 27 KELLUMBO'S KI 26/125  131  187  0 41.2      SPREAD THE DISEASE 70/1810            
    KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 82/1769                  ECCENTRIC DWARVES 70/1264             
 28 LUROCIANS IV 12/1321   28   40  0 41.2      INCONSISTENT FURY 56/1153             
    LUROCIANS XII 82/1813                       STRANGE MISSIONS 70/1265              
 29 X-FORCE 66/981       1768 2564  6 40.8   37-VISIONIST INC 27/679   26   65  0 28.6
    RUBY DRAGONS 42/620                         VISIONIST, INC. 68/671                
    ELFQUEST 77/629                          38 GENETIC MISHAP 14/32  391 1023  3 27.7
    BLOOD KNIGHTS 61/575                     39 CULTS-R-US 12/1827      1    3  0 25.0
    PEGICORN 71/1266                         40 SEA DOGS 4/1797        23   79  0 22.5
    SCARLET KNIGHTS 75/1218                     SEA DOGS 7/1708                       
    SCARLET KNIGHTS 70/706                      SEA DOGS 18/1782                      
    SCARLET KNIGHTS 99/1682                     SEA DOGS 96/1817                      
    SCARLET KNIGHTS 61/1308                  41 WE BIG WOHPUM 3/730     0    8  0  0.0
    FORGOTTEN REALMS 67/1722                    BATTLE BLADES 30/765                  
    SCARLET KNIGHTS 53/1337                  42 LOST CAUSE 35/1833      0    2  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

Andorak:
----------
Minute 11021:  Manager sipped his mai-tai atop his lounge chair in one of the
managers; suites in the arena.  It was another perfect turn in Andorak.  The sun was
shining, the competition sparse, and another glorious scum-fest was taking place.
     "See the way that warrior has his wrist turned the wrong way?" Manager talked
aloud to no one in particular, "That's costing him extra energy and he's going to
tire in around minute 22,000.  Tsk."
     Suddenly the door barged open.  In walked Armalias Skyhawk, ready for battle and
donning the emblem of the Scarlet Knights.  "Come," he said, his voice taking an
unusually serious tone, "We must go."

Free Blades:
------------
The Dark One and Aragorn watched the fights from one of the overhanging walkways in
the arena. Dozens of black birds circled overhead, carrying pieces of parchment in
their beaks.
     "It looks like those birds are delivering messages," said Aragorn.
     "Ravens.  Some say they are messengers of death," noted the Dark One.
     Two of the black birds broke from formation and headed towards the two managers.
They dropped their parchments at the feet of the two managers.
     "Papyrus," mused the Dark One, "also a symbol of death."
     "Really?" asked Aragorn somewhat hesitant to open his parchment, "I wonder
what's going on."
     "No.  Just kidding," the Dark One teased as he opened his note.  "It says we're
supposed to meet at the managers' convention hall near the center of the Isle of the
Eye."

"Curious," mused Aragorn.

Darkholm:
---------
"Hey are there any more of TMM's muffins?" asked a famished Desiree as she jotted
down notes for the spy report from the manager's lounge.
     "No time for muffins, sorry!" replied TUM has he hurriedly packed his bag.
     "What's going on?  They're not re-running the fights, are they?" asked the spy
reporter.
     "It looks like all ADM managers are being summoned to the Isle of the Eye," said
TUM.  "This must be something big."

Home Guard:
------------
"Whoa, all of the managers of ADM were invited and they asked us Home Guard folks to
attend?" asked the Mun.
     "I hear the last time this happened, it was because they were looking for
volunteers to go into the gate and help in the invasion of Gateway.  Most of the Home
Guard warriors were killed," noted One Armed Bandit.
     "Well, if there is danger, then it's up to the managers and warriors of the
Guard to answer," pointed out the Mun.
     "Yeah, they might need cannon fodder in the front lines again...."

Managers' Convention Center, the Isle of the Eye (The next day):
-----------------------------------------------------------------
The managers of the various Advanced Duelmasters arenas quickly descended upon the
Isle's convention center, which hadn't been used for a managerial gathering in many
years.  Conversation quickly turned to the reason upon which they had been rapidly
summoned.
     "Do you think it's another Rirorni invasion?" asked Tripwire.
     "Doubtful," said Le Pentarque, "it's been quiet on that front for years."
     "Maybe the Gateway monsters are back!" said Slugbait.
     "The magical seals we put in place don't appear to be broken," said the Dark
One.  "Although it could be a totally different dimension invading us this time."
     "As long as the tournament isn't cancelled, I can live with it," said Guardian.
     "Wait.  Don't you guys notice something weird about this place?" pointed out
Jekyll.  "This room has been decorated.  Festively."
     The managers of the isle began to look around.  The room did seem to be brightly
decorated, although not extravagantly so.  Colorful draperies had been hung on the
walls and streamers and balloons were all over the room as well.
     "Oh no," groaned Crip, "don't tell me that Soultaker has conned us all into
attending another one of his surprise birthday parties for himself again."
     "Gah," moaned Mannequin, "that's two years in a row he's got us now!"
     All of the managers sighed and started to head out of the convention center,
when suddenly a commission scribe appeared on stage.
     "Stop!" said the scribe, "this isn't another Soultaker surprise party!"
     "It's not?" asked Papa Bear.  "Then what's with all the decorations?"
     "This actually is a party, but not for the reason you think," said the scribe.
With a wave of his arm, a banner suddenly dropped down from behind the stage to the
gasp of many of the managers in attendance.  It read: "CELEBRATING THE RETURN OF THE
ADM REGIONAL TOURNAMENT!"
     "Wow, it's been so long since the last one," said Crip.
     "Indeed," said the scribe.  "The Lady of the Isle of the Eye has noted that in
this time of peace, all of you managers have grown soft.  You sit around talking shop
in the regional ADM arenas while prepping for the next tournament.  So if it's a
tournament you want, it's a tournament you shall have--but one you will have to fight
you way in.  And if you are able to fight your way through your comrades and earn
your spot on the team, you will have to duel it out with all of the other regionals'
best too.  We will be sending a rules pamphlet to each of your guild houses."
     "Can I mention that I'm the defending champion of the last ADM Regional
tournament?" said Mannequin.
     "Don't even start," replied Manager.  "It doesn't count if it took place before
the first TOGS competition.  Besides, you can't win.  Andorak is going to win."
     "Everyone knows the best and most deep region is Darkholm," said The Muffin Man.
"We have legions of managers who we can call on at any moment that can win this
thing."
     "Not me," said Guardian, "I play for Free Blades."
     "Don't forget the Slow arena managers," said Fandil of the Consortium Elders.
"The only reason Crysalis has never won before was because we weren't allowed to
compete.  This time we are unified and we will put together a team."
     "If you were any good, you'd run in a fast arena," quipped Manager
     "If any of you were any good, you'd run in Darkholm," retorted the Muffin Man.
     The room erupted vociferously in argument as the managers of ADM began to argue
in favor of their home regions.
     Suddenly, One Armed Bandit streaked naked across the room.  "Home Guard
Rulez!!!" he yelled as a couple of security guards quickly teleported in and started
chasing him.
     From the top of her tower, Sheila Greywand watched the managers' argue amongst
themselves and smirked.

Regional Tournament FAQ:
==========================
The next ADM Regional Tournament will be held the Week of September 20th, 2009.

Q:  What is the ADM Regional Tournament?
A:  The ADM Regional Tournament is a competition where the best and brightest
warriors from the ADM regionals compete to for bragging rights and to see which one
is the best!

Q:  How does it work?
A:  During the week of September 19th, each Regional Team will be temporarily moved
to Lirin Kiv where they will battle it out in a single elimination tournament with
the last warrior standing winning for his region.  (Learns, Skills, and FE gained
during the contest will NOT count)

Q:  How are teams determined?
A:  There are 11 automatic berths given out to each team.  The Duelmaster and each of
the 10 Stylemasters at the end of the following turns will be awarded automatic
entry:
   Andorak:  Turn 513 (due 9/5)
   Free Blades: Turn 514 (due 8/26)
   Darkholm: Turn 513 (due 8/28)
   Home Guard: Turn 514 (due 9/1)
   Crysalis: Turn 212 (due 9/7)

To qualify for a Stylemaster position, you must have been active in the arena in 3 of
the prior 4 turns including the last one.  (Thus, you'll want to activate any
inactive warriors who you want to try and qualify by Mid-July sometime, but
immediately for Crysalis.)

In addition, each region will be allowed to select 2 wildcard entrants.  Wildcard
entrants are generally selected based on regional votes, but the regional team
captain may decide at his discretion.  There will be a turn break in most of the
regionals after the slots have been decided but before the regional tourney begins in
order to vote, if necessary.

Each manager may only play for 1 region and qualify no more than 2 warriors on a
regional team.  It's quite possible that based on activity, that certain regions may
not be able to field a full team.

Also, because they are hosting the competition, Lirin Kiv has been given a select
amount of wildcard berths.  Managers and warriors who are still loyal to Lirin Kiv
may email/diplo the Lirin Kiv regional coordinator to inquire how to get onto the
team.  (Lirith Kai citizenship/immigration required)

Q:  What's a regional coordinator?
A:  The Regional Coordinator is the unofficial "team captain" so to speak.  They are
the ones who are in charge of putting together teams based on the rules, and trying
to make sure everyone is included and disputes are handled.  (Say, someone qualifies
more than 2 warriors, the regional coordinator will get with that manager and find
out which ones are in or out and notify replacements, etc.)

   The regional coordinators are:  Manager (Andorak), The Muffin Man (Darkholm), The
Dark One (Free Blades), Crip (Crysalis), Jorja (Lirith Kai), One Armed Bandit (Home
Guard).  If you need to contact them, you can write a personal ad in the ADM arena,
or send a diplo to them at:
   Manager: Superior Forces in DM 105
   The Dark One: Angels of Pain in DM 103
   The Muffin Man: Wasteland in DM 104
   One Armed Bandit: Sea Dogs in DM 101
   Crip: Royal Flush in DM 106
   Jorja: Sand Dancers in DM 65

Q:  What does happen if someone qualifies more than 2 warriors?
A:  That manager will be able to decide which two to send and the next highest
qualifying warrior will be able to take the place of the warrior that doesn't get
sent if it's an automatic spot.

Q:  What if my warriors are not an ADM regional?  (Or in the wrong one?)
A:  If your warriors are in 100 (or in the wrong region), for a limited time only you
can put in a request to customer service to move to the proper regional.  Mention
that your warrior wants to try and compete in the regional tourney. (Your warrior
must have been qualified for that region as of the last split)

Q:  Is there a prize?
A:  Bragging rights!

If there are any other questions, send a diplo to Manager or ask them in the personal
ad section of the arena.  Thanks!

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out PRIMUS to see 
what's new.  MVP award for MOON DAUGHTER?  THE PEOPLE's proud of her after beating 
SHARKY and getting 51 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  SHARKY got smashed by 
MOON DAUGHTER, and lost 67 points!  Oh, wow, like the Duelmaster must be the most 
popular guy in all PRIMUS.  He got the most challenges.  (But what about proposals?) 
JE SUIS BIEN thinks his 154-112-1 and studly character is good enough to face up to 
the Duelmaster.  Any bets?  This Duelmaster is like something else!  MENDELSSOHN 
stopped JE SUIS BIEN dead in his tracks!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob 
to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  ROMAN HEROES was PRIMUS' most avoided team.  Is there some award 
for that?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are KELLUMBO'S KIDS?  ROMAN HEROES, an easy 
team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  Speaking of 
challenging 47 points above did you hear about GIGGY of KELLUMBO'S KIDS vs. 5 ANGRY 
MEN's SAM STYX?  (And how was that intro!) Like, was that some fighting on GIGGY's 
part, or what?  And he got 47 points out of it!  (besides getting in my report)  Poor 
SAM STYX.  Ooh!  Did LEROY JENKINS really know what he was doing when he challenged 
PICARD?  A 151-107-1 speaks volumes.  (Zontoni said that.  I don't know what it 
means.) Do you think LEROY JENKINS knew something before he challenged PICARD?  He 
got a win and 29 points.  What will the guy do next?  See if I ever talk to DARIUS 
again!  WULFGAR was so low when He challenged he.  Hhmph!  Is this how ROMAN HEROES 
advances, by having their members (DARIUS) fight people that are really below them 
(WULFGAR)?  SPARTACUS is being unfair.  He's challenged down 17 against ZALMARDARIN.  
I don't know why they let this stuff go on.  (I'd better shut up) SPARTACUS beat 
ZALMARDARIN.  No surprise about that.  Really I'm not surprised SPARTACUS would do 
such a scummy thing, either.  Some fights are really unfair.  How do you think 
LAURANA feels about being challenged by JULIUS, 43 points above her?  I was sorry to 
see such an unfair "fight" in PRIMUS.  JULIUS got 6 points after beating LAURANA, 43 
points below him.  I'm not so sure MEMPHIS knew all the facts when she challenged DOC 
STEELE of ARROGANCE.  I saw MEMPHIS stumbling and dribbling at E. Snee's Bar & Grill 
last week...  DOC STEELE overcame MEMPHIS, and was I surprised (right!).  But its a 
good thing DOC STEELE could stop laughing long enough to give MEMPHIS a good 
pounding.  See if I ever talk to SEMIRHAGE again!  MANY SEASONS was so low when She 
challenged she.  Hhmph!  SEMIRHAGE beat MANY SEASONS.  No surprise about that.  
Really I'm not surprised SEMIRHAGE would do such a scummy thing, either.  DREAM 
WARRIOR is being unfair.  He's challenged down 21 against KATANA.  I don't know why 
they let this stuff go on.  (I'd better shut up) Is this how NIGHT'S GUARDIANS 
advances, by having their members (DREAM WARRIOR) fight people that are really below 
them (KATANA)?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All PRIMUS ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a 
job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR              W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  1) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894         273 121  2  MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL

THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS            W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  2)-BOUNCY BOTTOM 9-4393       138  85  4  UNRELATED (1384)           ZUKAL
  3) DEAD DOG 69-8786           132  65  4  TRIBAL COUNCIL 8 (1489)    CIMMERIAC
  4)-FURIOUS BEAR 37-762        296  92 10  THE BEARS (844)            SIBIKHAS
  5) LITTLE CROW 82-5418         76  56  0  THE PEOPLE (1565)          DWES EG
  6) 5 62-2979                  185 114  4  NUMBERS (1460)             VALAMANTIS
  7) MOTHER BEAR 7-3172         160 106  3  THE BEARS (673)            BONSUR
  8)-HST 78-1738                152 110  1  PRESIDENTS (1502)          LIN TIRIAN
  9) JE SUIS BIEN 26-626        154 112  1  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (125)      CALEAM
 10)-SHARP 74-2739              142  67  1  CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
 11) MIPHON 10-2706             219 129  3  LIQUID CARNAGE (742)       KOLACT

LEGION OF THE WAND                W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 12) GIGGY 26-728                97 141  1  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (125)      CALEAM
 13) TOM THUMB 35-3791           64  43  1  THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
 14)-DAVID 2-9                   96  70  3  CARESS OF STEEL (230)      NIANIA
 15) DEADLY BEAR 2-3688         144 114  0  THE  BEARS (1372)          NIANIA
 16) BOB'S BEEF 69-1199         237 151  4  BOB'S REFRIGERATOR (703)   CIMMERIAC
 17) DRAT 48-1831               302 134 11  4-LETTER WORDS (317)       CAER
 18) JOHN ASHCROFT 24-4355       91  87  2  DOH! (1363)                ZORPUNT
 19) DARKNESS 69-6719           183 140  7  EVIL (1087)                CIMMERIAC
 20) CAPTAIN POLAND 18-6614     159  95  4  BURN N' PILLAGE (407)      TALCAMA
 21) LARGE SPINNY GUY 23-4361   143  90  5  DIABLO TOO (1544)          TI
 22) ZERO 7-3156                178 129  7  WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
 23) SUNSPOT 66-2832            176 156  4  X-FORCE (981)              TARRGIR
 24) TEETOTALER 38-326          269 134 89  MISCELLANEOUS III (1698)   CLIFFHOME
 25) JAKARI DRAGON LORD 56-1413  75  60  3  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (539)   ROCANIS
 26) TREBONIUS 32-604           222 128  7  ROMAN HEROES (130)         ARVAT
 27) DARK GUARDIAN 10-2212      110  78  2  MYTH AND MIGHT (614)       KOLACT
 28) SITTING BULL 4-1016        182 134  7  TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM

LEGION OF THE WAND                W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 29) HARD-ROCK GABRIEL 70-1628  177 166  5  BLUE HALO (1492)           SENTERN
 30) FRANK DREBIN 7-3312        113  82  0  WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
 31) LAZAR WOLF 4-1169          232 141  3  TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM

DEFENDERS OF THE TOWER            W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 32) FALPAWIZ 55-1342           237 139  4  LORDS OF THE SWORD (1152)  KHALANI
 33) LEROY JENKINS 32-2350      151 107  1  L.A. MOB (1684)            ARVAT
 34) BLOOD WIZARD 18-5551       175 151  3  ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 35) AMISH PARADISE 22-5170     165 159  6  WEIRD AL (1411)            SOLVEN
 36) ANGRY LIGHTNING 69-8748    180 111  3  TRIBAL COUNCIL 1 (1488)    CIMMERIAC
 37) UUM FOO FOO 18-2083        247 155  5  BURN N' PILLAGE (407)      TALCAMA
 38) GUMBO JAKE 76-1694         110  58  4  DAGGER ISLE (1313)         SIMTAKKA
 39) HARD 'N CRUNCHY 82-1323    138  82  6  STREET PIZZAD II (1504)    DWES EG
 40) ON GUARD 15-3234           197  99  0  SOMETHING FAMILIAR (1177)  MALCORN
 41)-MARCO 51-5008               92  66  2  BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
 42) HENDERSON 30-1622          233 157  0  THE A'S -- LOSERS (1032)   IAYE
 43)-CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376   106  82  1  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (1645 CALEAM
 44) THE UNHOLY CHILD 1-3810    239 104  4  THE REVELATION (389)       MORDANT
 45) URIEL 42-761               208 186 12  ARCHANGEL (1436)           RODEKI
 46) BLADE STORM 48-1869         82  51  2  GHOST RIDERS (372)         CAER
 47) BOB'S WEINER 69-1200       217 165  1  BOB'S REFRIGERATOR (703)   CIMMERIAC
 48) DOMINO 66-2867             203 142  2  X-FORCE (981)              TARRGIR
 49) MR. LOSE 37-1765            53  61  3  LETHAL FORMULA (523)       SIBIKHAS
 50) MONTEZUMA 66-2315          161 148  3  OFF THE WALL (1470)        TARRGIR
 51) RAETH 69-1083              212 162  0  KNIGHTS OF ORCCON (865)    CIMMERIAC
 52) RAVEN BLOOD 18-4760        162 162  1  WITCHES BREW (1103)        TALCAMA
 53) ISHTAR 70-1568             184 150  2  WAY COOL PEOPLE (918)      SENTERN
 54) SVEN THORFIN 78-1622       143  82  5  DOMINATION (1501)          LIN TIRIAN
 55) CUNNING FOX 4-3906         243  96  3  TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 56) MACBETH 49-2832            166 153  4  STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
 57) TARLOCK 6-4615             156 158  3  THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
 58)-HARMONY 82-26932            55  56  3  PERFECTION QUEST 2 (1738)  DWES EG
 59) RED HOOK 60-1596           221 169  6  EYE OF THE NEEDLE (574)    ARADI
 60) THE EXPLOITER 22-1226      118 107  1  THE REPUBLICANS (1606)     SOLVEN
 61) NIGHTFALL 77-1210          159 133  2  ELFQUEST (629)             MAZGOURRAH

THE ELITE GUARD                   W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 62) CONOR LARKIN 17-4974       138  44  3  OLD FRIENDS (1100)         ALJAFIR
 63) SAM STYX 36-1492            91  36  2  5 ANGRY MEN (415)          JHANS
 64) TRY AS HE WILL 61-752      164 168  0  BLOOD KNIGHTS (575)        JURINE
 65) STEEL CLOTH 56-1745        157 156  3  PITT GLADIATORS (578)      ROCANIS
 66) PICARD 29-1995             249 124  3  STAR TREK (1066)           LAPUR
 67) TERMINUS 97-484            106  75  7  DESPAIR (1129)             SHADOW GROVE
 68) CASSIUS 15-2168            157  83  1  PRAETORIAN GUARD (510)     MALCORN
 69) MANWE SULIMO 56-3338        91  38  0  SONG OF ILUVATAR (1305)    ROCANIS
 70) ELISA 5-1210               187 124  3  CRIMSON CLUB (439)         KALTOS
 71) PINK MINK 55-220           234 189  2  RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 72) MIDNITE SILK 38-1488        96  55  3  INTENSE STRIFE (260)       CLIFFHOME
 73) A NEW PONY! 82-1306         84  84  0  WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1680) DWES EG
 74) DOC STEELE 18-5277         157 179 11  ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 75) ZALTAN 6-4616              108 205  4  THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
 76) KHY II 70-3305             128 129  5  VAMPYRES (1490)            SENTERN
 77) BLONDIE 36-5723             70  47  1  BABES (1428)               JHANS
 78) DARIUS 32-688              204 145  3  ROMAN HEROES (130)         ARVAT
 79) BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460       95  36  0  SANDS OF TIME (1362)       CLIFFHOME
 80) AUGUSTUS II 32-2742        109  80  5  ROMAN HEROES (130)         ARVAT
 81) SWIFT 75-181               221 190  3  WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 82) PIECE OF 12 BUCKS 99-321    77  88  5  THE PINK PANSIES (1315)    SOUTH RIDGE
 83) PANZER 58-3579             138 175  4  RUNNERS (1036)             DELARQ TOR
 84) HUGE TWIRLING MAN 24-4457   88  89  0  DIABLO ALSO (1365)         ZORPUNT
 85) LEE AT TOURNEY 4-3565      175 201  1  LETHAL LADIES (1375)       JHELUM
 86) RICHARD SCOTT 70-1590      149 174  3  JAYHAWKS (870)             SENTERN
 87) JAZERIAN 70-1675           185 151  2  SCARLET KNIGHTS (706)      SENTERN

THE ELITE GUARD                   W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 88) ALAIN 42-1532              179 151  2  RUBY DRAGONS (620)         RODEKI
 89) STING-GER 66-443           202 161  2  LORDKING GENOCIDAL (1085)  TARRGIR
 90) THE REAPER 69-8774         149  86  1  BLOOD MOON (1560)          CIMMERIAC
 91) GROGGY DOGGY 55-223        169 264  0  RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 92) MOON DAUGHTER 40-3016       62  41  2  THE PEOPLE (1198)          ZENSU
 93) WEBBED TOES 68-8436        188  94  4  MOM 'N DAD RELATED? (1476) FIREHOLD
 94) BELLEROPHON 20-2863        149 111  3  OVERLORDS (1294)           SEAM
 95) PILE DRIVER 2-16            93  69  6  NASTY TOOLS (338)          NIANIA
 96) SEAN PEARSON 70-2706       159 164  6  JAYHAWKS (870)             SENTERN
 97) WULFGAR 38-1032             56  49  0  TEAM TRIANGLE (474)        CLIFFHOME
 98) RED SONYA 10-1704           79  79  2  CLINT'S CREW (288)         KOLACT
 99) BRASS BELLS 9-4417          64  50  0  UNRELATED (1384)           ZUKAL
100) IRON SOLDIER 73-1785        26  20  1  THE MERCENARIES (1169)     ERINIKA
101) CORY EVERSON 38-1223        41  42  2  TEAM TRIANGLE (474)        CLIFFHOME

THE TOWER GUARD                   W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
102) APPARITION 48-1710          92  59  3  GHOST RIDERS (372)         CAER
103) CUTTER 77-73               149 163  3  ELFQUEST (629)             MAZGOURRAH
104) GRINGOLD 7-2416             59  90  2  SEA DOGS (1708)            BONSUR
105)-TAMRISSA 38-4153            18  15  0  BLENDING ENTHRONED (1822)  CLIFFHOME
106) LOWLY WORM 74-56           236 177  1  SCARRY BEASTIES (958)      DAYLA KIV
107) DEFT TOUCH 43-1155          78  76  4  THE CHOSEN FEW (526)       VEASTIAN
108) MAX 56-3036                135 112  5  PITT GLADIATORS (578)      ROCANIS
109) WENDIGO 58-3871            161 141  2  RUNNERS (1036)             DELARQ TOR
110) JULIUS 19-2463             136  83  0  IDES OF MARCH (759)        ZUWAYZA
111) KING BEAR 35-3629           91  43  3  THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
112) MEMPHIS 82-29598            55  47  0  KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (1769)  DWES EG
113) PSYCHOPATH 69-8746         109 101  0  ASYLUM (1658)              CIMMERIAC
114) SPEEDI 58-3029             170 145  3  SHAMROCKS (572)            DELARQ TOR
115) KHYRON 75-1026             186 200  3  WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
116) TRY ME NOW 61-846          127 129  1  BLOOD KNIGHTS (575)        JURINE
117) SIMBACK 59-834              77  51  0  DAMAGE INC. (1613)         ILLIS
118) JOE BLACK 48-3639           74  47  2  THE BEARS (177)            CAER
119) MAX FACTOR 74-3690          70  34  1  CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
120) FOREVER MAN 38-4168         67 150  0  SANDS OF TIME (1362)       CLIFFHOME
121) SPARTACUS 9-3300           147  88  2  LEGEND OF ROME (830)       ZUKAL
122) KILLER QUEEN 9-3109        134 217  5  MYTH HERD (889)            ZUKAL
123) ELFSTER 69-3085             71  81  4  ELVENDEN (1311)            CIMMERIAC
124) SPLURGE ON WAX LIP 18-6485 136 104  4  STREET PIZZA (293)         TALCAMA
125) OLIVE DRAB 70-1678         145 174  3  SCARLET KNIGHTS (706)      SENTERN
126) TRUMP 24-4359               84 114  2  BAD HAND (1364)            ZORPUNT
127) HOT 48-3858                110 121  2  OUTSIDE IS (1366)          CAER
128) D. FILER 9-4721             73  29  1  LETTER BOMBS (1601)        ZUKAL
129) ULTIMATE FURY 12-5020       51  43  2  LUROCIANS IV (1321)        RIZTAB
130) VIPER 2-1942                39  26  1  TOTAL CARNAGE (726)        NIANIA
131) HOUSE MOUSE 55-221         161 267  2  RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
132) ANIKAN SILVERHAWK 61-1263  119 186  4  SCARLET KNIGHTS (1308)     JURINE
133) RAW MATERIAL 38-888        104  72  4  INTENSE STRIFE (260)       CLIFFHOME
134) HARV 82-20046               56  57  1  4-LETTER NAMES (1767)      DWES EG
135)-SAMSARA 75-3055             29  20  0  I AM SAM (1787)            JADE MOUNTAIN
136) NO SALARY CAP 82-6494       73  55  2  WHY I PLAY DM (1566)       DWES EG
137) MOTHER MARY 70-691          52  42  3  SPREAD THE DISEASE (1810)  SENTERN
138) AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636       119  99  5  THE REPUBLICANS (1606)     SOLVEN
139) DARTMAN 33-7161             84  41  4  COLGATE DAYS (1777)        NIATOLI ISLAND
140) COMMANDO 10-1652            51  57  2  ARNIE'S CREW (613)         KOLACT
141) ZALMARDARIN 78-312          83 176  3  THE DRAGON FIST (1663)     LIN TIRIAN
142) SHATTERSTAR 66-334         210 212  4  X-FORCE (981)              TARRGIR
143) FRAIL WHALE 55-1968        153 249  3  RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
144) SPELLSINGER 53-4742        107 172  0  SCARLET KNIGHTS (1337)     KHALHUMS
145)-MASSAUM 27-246              67  75  1  VISIONIST INC. (679)       POINT
146) 3-7-2-D-S 82-5727           94 119  2  FASCINATIN' RYTHYM (1527)  DWES EG
147) IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563       48  18  0  THE GUARDIANS II (1690)    TALCAMA
148) JANET RENO 42-3823         110 108  1  I'M DEAD SEXY (1330)       RODEKI

THE TOWER GUARD                   W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
149) PHANTAZIA 66-2083          181 154  1  X-FORCE (981)              TARRGIR
150) RAZOR 70-2403              153 165  1  KAT'S PAW (1491)           SENTERN
151) BAD OMEN 43-1254            78  71  3  THE CHOSEN FEW (526)       VEASTIAN

PRIMUS GUARDIANS                  W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
152) FLOATING SWISS 4-4461      103  85  4  THINGSINPUG'SCOOLER (1376) JHELUM
153) PAULINA PORIZKOVA 33-1400   60  71  7  SEXY BABES (1420)          NIATOLI ISLAND
154) SHARKY 18-5306             121 216  3  ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
155) PEACE 19-4280               94  95  3  DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)        ZUWAYZA
156) NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317       124  43  1  WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
157) SMOLDER DARKSUN 78-513     120 140  3  THE DRAGON FIST (1663)     LIN TIRIAN
158) ANKLEBITER 22-1163         120 109  3  THE REPUBLICANS (1606)     SOLVEN
159) LAURANA 38-891              68  65  2  INTENSE STRIFE (260)       CLIFFHOME
160) PUD 126 82-22024            89  50  1  PUDS AGAIN 6 (1794)        DWES EG
161) FENGAR II 20-61            142  95  2  OVERLORDS (1294)           SEAM
162) TOUCAN SAM 5-2838           71  27  1  PURELY TROPICAL (828)      KALTOS
163) THE LITTLE ONE 56-1432     162 212  4  STAR GUARDIANS (1254)      ROCANIS
164) 2 62-2976                   88  72  4  NUMBERS (1460)             VALAMANTIS
165) MASTER PLUMBER 69-9530     114  80  2  LAYIN' PIPE (1659)         CIMMERIAC
166) DARKMOON BLACKFELL 75-862  138 144  4  SCARLET KNIGHTS (1218)     JADE MOUNTAIN
167)-BEAN 65-4972                67  57  2  BATTLE SCHOOL (1260)       DAL SHANG
168) SEMIRHAGE 7-2967            38  35  0  FORSAKEN (928)             BONSUR
169) CHARINIDA 71-1462          119 166  3  PEGICORN (1266)            KYR'TERR
170) THUNDERBOLT 70-1676        109 154  0  SCARLET KNIGHTS (706)      SENTERN
171) JOHN HOLMES 69-7255        110 116  1  GIFTED (1657)              CIMMERIAC
172) CREDIT LINE 82-1366         60  67  0  WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1758 DWES EG
173)-SCARLET HAG 65-3237         53  65  1  ARMOR & WEAPONS (980)      DAL SHANG
174)-NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821      97  56  0  BLADES OF WONDER (1803)    SOLVEN
175) TRYURLUCK 61-1029          129 112  1  BLOOD KNIGHTS (575)        JURINE
176) DR DAZZLE 57-4485          135  87  2  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1720)  ANDOR
177) BLOODCRUNCHER 82-20643      37  22  1  ORCISH MADMEN (1793)       DWES EG
178)-VAGABOND 4-6049             42  30  1  SEA DOGS (1797)            JHELUM
179)-THE STRANGER 70-782         38  19  0  STRANGE MISSIONS (1265)    SENTERN
180) BLUE MEANIE 60-4814         44  27  0  THIEVES GUILD (1649)       ARADI
181) DEADPOOL 66-2274           123 154  7  X-FORCE (981)              TARRGIR
182)-QUORUM 55-688               60  40  1  ACID RAIN (489)            KHALANI
183) TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         75  69  0  FORCE OF NATURE (1829)     LAPUR
184) R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  65  60  5  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1771)  SOUTH RIDGE
185) MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257    61  24  0  WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
186) DECK SWAB 18-2148           47  71  2  SEA DOGS (1782)            TALCAMA
187) FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862        172 177  2  RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
188) FRANKENBERRY 82--13733      40  16  1  DM OWNS YOU (1816)         DWES EG
189)-ITOZ TROLLBANE 70-679       37  25  1  ECCENTRIC DWARVES (1264)   SENTERN
190) TALON WARSMITH 99-101      128 154  8  SCARLET KNIGHTS (1682)     SOUTH RIDGE
191) AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160        126  62  2  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
192)-MOONWATER 56-1833           33  24  1  INCONSISTENT FURY (1153)   ROCANIS
193) ARTEMIS ENTRERI 45-2097    105 170  1  FORGOTTEN REALMS (1333)    STORMCROWE
194) WOLVERINE 82-6651           18  28  0  HOLLYWOOD (1733)           DWES EG
195) BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917 136 133  3  FORGOTTEN REALMS (1722)    BARIKALA
196) THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818   54  66  0  JUST DON'T CARE (1798)     KALTOS
197)-ROBERTO LEATHAM 65-6232     36  42  1  SPLIT INFINITY (1823)      DAL SHANG
198) VIOLENT FURY 14-303        104 316  1  GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
199) WARLOCK 66-2473             90 212  2  X-FORCE (981)              TARRGIR
200) VILLIAGE IDIOT 14-304      247 296  2  GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
201) ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351        79  77  0  THE REVELATION (389)       MORDANT
202) MAGNUM FORCE 10-2052        75  39  2  CLINT'S CREW (288)         KOLACT
203)-SAMURAI 75-3119             42  25  1  I AM SAM (1787)            JADE MOUNTAIN
204) QUEEN COBRA 69-556          28  19  3  BIG HEADED SNAKES (627)    CIMMERIAC
205) DREAM WARRIOR 48-1040       65  24  1  NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (203)    CAER
206) SIRYN 66-2357               93 166  0  X-FORCE II (1344)          TARRGIR
207) MARCIANO 96-1446            34  34  6  THE CREAM 3 (1818)         OLD VALAMANTIS
208) HITZ 82-10428               69  46  0  4-LETTER DOCTORS (1763)    DWES EG
209)-ARLING ICEMAGE 70-1517      30  19  0  ORKOGRE CASTLE (1161)      SENTERN

PRIMUS GUARDIANS                  W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
210)-HARVESTER OF PAIN 56-1412   43  63  5  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (539)   ROCANIS
211) SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       42  38  3  SEA DOGS (1817)            OLD VALAMANTIS
212) FOG 21-4416                 88 134  0  EVENGATE (1775)            SUNSET
213) KATE BECKINSALE 69-8873     52  14  3  SEXY BABES (953)           CIMMERIAC
214) GOKU 7-5628                 91  39  0  WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
215)-DR. STRANGELOVE 68-974      54  48  2  VISIONIST, INC. (671)      FIREHOLD
216) TELA 30-2973                48  97  1  GAMEHENDGE (1776)          IAYE
217) TRY2MUCH 61-713            115 116  1  BLOOD KNIGHTS (575)        JURINE
218) BEACH BLONDE 38-1489        42  27  2  TEAM TRIANGLE (474)        CLIFFHOME
219) LARG JOHN 82-8616           17  18  0  THE MUSIC MAN (1812)       DWES EG
220) GOHAN 18-8449               85  54  1  WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
221) THUNDAR BEAGLE! 14-852     121 285  2  GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
222)-WILLIE MAKIT 73-514        111  39  3  MISTAKEN IDENTITY (1661)   ERINIKA
223)-ZALGOR PRIGG 82-15204       35  25  0  MUTANT LEAGUE II (1666)    DWES EG
224) DONNA 36-5966               57  23  2  BABES (1428)               JHANS
225) KATANA 30-561               57  51  0  BATTLE BLADES (765)        IAYE
226) COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002  63  49  1  HOLE IN THE WALL (1799)    TRANSEL
227) MANY SEASONS 3-901          57  54  0  WE BIG WOHPUM (730)        OSKSI
228) SISTER X 12-6340            48  45  0  CULTS-R-US (1827)          RIZTAB
229)-FORK BALL 4-6244            43  19  0  F BALLS (1824)             JHELUM
230)-MARCIE 36-6076              37  25  1  BABES (1428)               JHANS
231) WRATH OF ONE 82-11628       35  35  2  LUROCIANS XII (1813)       DWES EG
232) ANGST 35-3560               32  24  0  LOST CAUSE (1833)          MURSKA
233) ACCELERATION 69-4036        22  26  2  BLADE RUNNER 3 (949)       CIMMERIAC
234) DEMENTIA 69-5040            21   7  4  OUTER BOUNDS (985)         CIMMERIAC
235)-HARVESTER OF SORRO 56-1273  73  71  0  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (539)   ROCANIS
236) WARPATH 66-2926            109 170  4  X-FORCE (981)              TARRGIR
237) DEADBOLT 70-1664           112 190  2  SCARLET KNIGHTS (706)      SENTERN
238) KYRLANIA 70-2327           126 157  1  SCARLET KNIGHTS (706)      SENTERN
239) VELOCIRAPTOR 38-1898        44  43  0  INTENSE STRIFE (260)       CLIFFHOME
240) NITESHADE 38-1853           42  24  0  INTENSE STRIFE (260)       CLIFFHOME
241) PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         93  61  4  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (1692) LAPUR
242) MOGUL MANIAC 7-2485         22  22  4  WINTER WONDERLAND (1230)   BONSUR
243) GREEN TODY 5-2282           59  29  2  PURELY TROPICAL (828)      KALTOS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
NITESHADE 38-1853         42  24  0 INTENSE STRIFE 260     DEMENTIA 69-5040          509
MARCIANO 96-1446          34  34  6 THE CREAM 3 1818       QUEEN COBRA 69-556        509

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

     What we really need is an all-arena ad that can be slotted into these arenas
     which have no indigenous ads.  Think of something you'd like to say to everybody
     and let me know, eh? -- the editor

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MAX FACTOR devastated VIPER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
JE SUIS BIEN was handily defeated by MENDELSSOHN in a 2 minute Challenge Title match.
LITTLE CROW slimly won victory over BOB'S BEEF in a popular 17 minute Challenge fight.
TEETOTALER bested FALPAWIZ in a action packed 3 minute gory Challenge brawl.
DEADLY BEAR was viciously subdued by 5 in a crowd pleasing 9 minute Challenge match.
TREBONIUS savagely defeated HARD-ROCK GABRIEL in a 6 minute Challenge melee.
GIGGY viciously subdued SAM STYX in a popular 4 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
AUGUSTUS II vanquished PIECE OF 12 BUCKS in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LEROY JENKINS slimly won victory over PICARD in a popular 24 minute Challenge bout.
BLONDIE demolished RED SONYA in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
DARIUS demolished WULFGAR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
SPARTACUS overpowered ZALMARDARIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
RAW MATERIAL vanquished COMMANDO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
JULIUS devastated LAURANA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
TOUCAN SAM was savagely defeated by SMOLDER DARKSUN in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
MEMPHIS was overpowered by DOC STEELE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
KING BEAR devastated ULTIMATE FURY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DONNA savagely defeated COOKIE FOR THE SOUL in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
MARCIANO was dealt death by QUEEN COBRA in a exciting 4 minute Challenge bout.
MAGNUM FORCE was savagely defeated by WOLVERINE in a 6 minute Challenge fight.
GREEN TODY was savagely defeated by PYGMY SHREW in a popular 6 minute Challenge duel.
SEMIRHAGE demolished MANY SEASONS in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
KATE BECKINSALE was beaten by FOG in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge fray.
NITESHADE was slaughtered by DEMENTIA in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
TY DEL-WAVE viciously subdued DECK SWAB in a exciting 4 minute brutal Challenge fight.
ACCELERATION defeated MOGUL MANIAC in a exciting 4 minute Challenge fight.
DREAM WARRIOR overpowered KATANA in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
VELOCIRAPTOR was devastated by BEACH BLONDE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MOTHER BEAR savagely defeated JOHN ASHCROFT in a exciting 4 minute gruesome struggle.
TOM THUMB was outlasted by DEAD DOG in a exciting 8 minute bloody match.
MIPHON demolished CAPTAIN POLAND in a popular 6 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
DARK GUARDIAN was overpowered by SUNSPOT in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
FRANK DREBIN was handily defeated by JAKARI DRAGON LORD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ZERO savagely defeated URIEL in a action packed 6 minute bloody duel.
DRAT subdued TRY AS HE WILL in a action packed 6 minute conflict.
LARGE SPINNY GUY viciously subdued BLOOD WIZARD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
LAZAR WOLF overcame MACBETH in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal melee.
DARKNESS savagely defeated AMISH PARADISE in a exciting 2 minute gory fight.
MONTEZUMA was vanquished by SITTING BULL in a action packed 4 minute one-sided bout.
THE REAPER was overcome by ISHTAR in a exciting 4 minute duel.
ANGRY LIGHTNING demolished STING-GER in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
HARD 'N CRUNCHY overpowered SWIFT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched bout.
SVEN THORFIN handily defeated PANZER in a exciting 2 minute mismatched match.
APPARITION was subdued by STEEL CLOTH in a popular 3 minute brawl.
BLADE STORM devastated CORY EVERSON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided match.
RAVEN BLOOD was overpowered by DOMINO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory uneven bout.
UUM FOO FOO overpowered MR. LOSE in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
CONOR LARKIN was bested by BOB'S WEINER in a exciting 2 minute bout.
ON GUARD savagely defeated PINK MINK in a exciting 5 minute bloody duel.
HENDERSON savagely defeated BELLEROPHON in a popular 4 minute bloody conflict.
RAETH was defeated by GUMBO JAKE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal bout.
TARLOCK vanquished NIGHTFALL in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
RED HOOK overpowered CUTTER in a 2 minute uneven fight.
CUNNING FOX vanquished KHY II in a exciting 4 minute gruesome one-sided match.
THE UNHOLY CHILD overpowered BRASS BELLS in a exciting 2 minute mismatched fight.
MIDNITE SILK was devastated by THE EXPLOITER in a exciting 4 minute one-sided bout.
RICHARD SCOTT savagely defeated SPLURGE ON WAX LIPS in a popular 2 minute fight.
HUGE TWIRLING MAN slimly lost to ELISA in a exciting 6 minute struggle.
BOB, ETERNAL, overcame LOWLY WORM in a exciting 4 minute match.
JAZERIAN vanquished DEFT TOUCH in a 2 minute gory one-sided brawl.
A NEW PONY! overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
SEAN PEARSON slimly won victory over PHANTAZIA in a exciting 2 minute gruesome melee.
SHARKY was overpowered by MOON DAUGHTER in a exciting 3 minute mismatched bout.
CASSIUS handily defeated SPELLSINGER in a exciting 3 minute bloody one-sided duel.
D. FILER was narrowly defeated by ALAIN in a exciting 4 minute brutal struggle.
GROGGY DOGGY overpowered RAZOR in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided fray.
WEBBED TOES outlasted MAX in a popular 8 minute contest.
GRINGOLD was demolished by TERMINUS in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
MANWE SULIMO demolished HARV in a exciting 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
ZALTAN beat NEOSPHINCTER in a exciting 4 minute competition.
LEE AT TOURNEY devastated THE LITTLE ONE in a popular 3 minute gory one-sided battle.
ANIKAN SILVERHAWK was handily defeated by IRON SOLDIER in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
PILE DRIVER overpowered HOUSE MOUSE in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
SHATTERSTAR devastated PAULINA PORIZKOVA in a 1 minute uneven bout.
TRY ME NOW devastated GOHAN in a action packed 1 minute bloody one-sided melee.
SIMBACK overpowered ANKLEBITER in a 2 minute bloody mismatched fight.
WENDIGO demolished GOKU in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
SPEEDI vanquished TRYURLUCK in a exciting 2 minute brutal mismatched duel.
FRAIL WHALE vanquished VIOLENT FURY in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.
PUD 126 viciously subdued DARKMOON BLACKFELL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
HOT demolished AUDIE MURPHY in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
ELFSTER was bested by KILLER QUEEN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
JOE BLACK overpowered CREDIT LINE in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
BAD OMEN beat FENGAR II in a exciting 2 minute brawl.
NO SALARY CAP handily defeated LARG JOHN in a 1 minute uneven competition.
PSYCHOPATH handily defeated MR. DUTCH CRUNCH in a 2 minute uneven match.
JANET RENO overpowered SISTER X in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
FOREVER MAN slimly won victory over AFGHAN REBEL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fray.
3-7-2-D-S vanquished ARTEMIS ENTRERI in a 1 minute uneven fray.
MOTHER MARY viciously subdued ANGELIC SMURF in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
DARTMAN vanquished SUSHI SLINGER in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
TRUMP vanquished SIRYN in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory uneven contest.
OLIVE DRAB demolished JOHN HOLMES in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PEACE devastated 2 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
IRON HEAD LEE devastated DR DAZZLE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
KHYRON overpowered DEADBOLT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
FLOATING SWISS devastated TALON WARSMITH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided match.
CHARINIDA handily defeated THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a 2 minute uneven battle.
KYRLANIA was overpowered by THUNDAR BEAGLE! in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THUNDERBOLT defeated FUNNY BUNNY in a popular 1 minute brutal fight.
MASTER PLUMBER overpowered TRY2MUCH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HITZ was demolished by DEADPOOL in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven conflict.
WRATH OF ONE was subdued by TELA in a action packed 2 minute bout.
BLOODCRUNCHER overpowered VILLIAGE IDIOT in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER overpowered ANGST in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
FRANKENBERRY was demolished by BLUE MEANIE in a exciting 1 minute uneven struggle.
WARPATH subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal bout.
WARLOCK was savagely defeated by R IS FOR REPUGNANT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  72         PARRY-LUNGE       83 -  54 -  0      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                      42         LUNGING ATTACK   341 - 266 -  2      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 24         AIMED BLOW       226 - 186 -  0      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   23         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  16 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     14         WALL OF STEEL    109 - 124 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     13         SLASHING ATTACK  101 - 119 -  1      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  12         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  22 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         BASHING ATTACK    43 -  66 -  0      39  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  25 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         TOTAL PARRY       39 -  90 -  0      30  |

Turn 509 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK   11 - 13         6  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  5     AIMED BLOW        18 - 24         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    44 - 28     BASHING ATTACK     5 -  7         1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL     12 - 11     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  4     
                              TOTAL PARRY        4 - 10     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   RANK WARRIOR                     W   L  K TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   RANK WARRIOR                     W   L  K TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK     1) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894        273 121  2 MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)
AIMED BLOW         5) LITTLE CROW 82-5418        76  56  0 THE PEOPLE (1565)
TOTAL PARRY        9) JE SUIS BIEN 26-626       154 112  1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (125)
PARRY-LUNGE       11) MIPHON 10-2706            219 129  3 LIQUID CARNAGE (742)
SLASHING ATTACK   12) GIGGY 26-728               97 141  1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (125)
PARRY-STRIKE      15) DEADLY BEAR 2-3688        144 114  0 THE  BEARS (1372)
WALL OF STEEL     24) TEETOTALER 38-326         269 134 89 MISCELLANEOUS III (1698)
BASHING ATTACK    29) HARD-ROCK GABRIEL 70-1628 177 166  5 BLUE HALO (1492)
PARRY-RIPOSTE     37) UUM FOO FOO 18-2083       247 155  5 BURN N' PILLAGE (407)
STRIKING ATTACK  142) SHATTERSTAR 66-334        210 212  4 X-FORCE (981)

The overall popularity leader is BOB'S BEEF 69-1199.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MAX 56-3036.  The ten other most popular fighters were BOB'S BEEF 69-1199, 5 
62-2979, PICARD 29-1995, DEADLY BEAR 2-3688, TOM THUMB 35-3791, DEAD DOG 69-8786, 
LITTLE CROW 82-5418, ISHTAR 70-1568, TREBONIUS 32-604, and LEROY JENKINS 32-2350.

The least popular fighter this week was ARTEMIS ENTRERI 45-2097.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PAULINA PORIZKOVA 33-1400, MEMPHIS 82-29598, ANGST 35-3560, 
HITZ 82-10428, KYRLANIA 70-2327, THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818, JOHN HOLMES 69-7255, 
SISTER X 12-6340, LARG JOHN 82-8616, and CREDIT LINE 82-1366.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  2 0  LAPUR(29)            2  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  2 0  IAYE(30)             2  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  4 0  
JHELUM(4)            5  0 0  ARVAT(32)            4  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  3 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          5  5 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  2 0  BARIKALA(67)         1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  4 0  JHANS(36)            2  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             3  2 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         0  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        9  6 2  
KOLACT(10)           1  4 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        5  6 0  SENTERN(70)          7  5 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  2 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  2 0  RODEKI(42)           2  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          3  9 0  CAER(48)             5  1 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         1  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  2 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  KHALHUMS(53)         0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       2  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          2  4 0  DWES EG(82)          8  7 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  3 0  ROCANIS(56)          3  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  2 0  
TI(23)               1  0 0  ANDOR(57)            0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  2 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       2  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 44) THE UNHOLY CHILD 1-3810    239 104  4  THE REVELATION (389)       MORDANT
 15) DEADLY BEAR 2-3688         144 114  0  THE  BEARS (1372)          NIANIA
191) AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160        126  62  2  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
 28) SITTING BULL 4-1016        182 134  7  TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 70) ELISA 5-1210               187 124  3  CRIMSON CLUB (439)         KALTOS
 57) TARLOCK 6-4615             156 158  3  THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
  7) MOTHER BEAR 7-3172         160 106  3  THE BEARS (673)            BONSUR
  1) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894         273 121  2  MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL
 11) MIPHON 10-2706             219 129  3  LIQUID CARNAGE (742)       KOLACT
129) ULTIMATE FURY 12-5020       51  43  2  LUROCIANS IV (1321)        RIZTAB
198) VIOLENT FURY 14-303        104 316  1  GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
 40) ON GUARD 15-3234           197  99  0  SOMETHING FAMILIAR (1177)  MALCORN
 62) CONOR LARKIN 17-4974       138  44  3  OLD FRIENDS (1100)         ALJAFIR
 20) CAPTAIN POLAND 18-6614     159  95  4  BURN N' PILLAGE (407)      TALCAMA
110) JULIUS 19-2463             136  83  0  IDES OF MARCH (759)        ZUWAYZA
 94) BELLEROPHON 20-2863        149 111  3  OVERLORDS (1294)           SEAM
212) FOG 21-4416                 88 134  0  EVENGATE (1775)            SUNSET
 35) AMISH PARADISE 22-5170     165 159  6  WEIRD AL (1411)            SOLVEN

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 21) LARGE SPINNY GUY 23-4361   143  90  5  DIABLO TOO (1544)          TI
 18) JOHN ASHCROFT 24-4355       91  87  2  DOH! (1363)                ZORPUNT
  9) JE SUIS BIEN 26-626        154 112  1  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (125)      CALEAM
 66) PICARD 29-1995             249 124  3  STAR TREK (1066)           LAPUR
 42) HENDERSON 30-1622          233 157  0  THE A'S -- LOSERS (1032)   IAYE
 26) TREBONIUS 32-604           222 128  7  ROMAN HEROES (130)         ARVAT
139) DARTMAN 33-7161             84  41  4  COLGATE DAYS (1777)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 13) TOM THUMB 35-3791           64  43  1  THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
 63) SAM STYX 36-1492            91  36  2  5 ANGRY MEN (415)          JHANS
 49) MR. LOSE 37-1765            53  61  3  LETHAL FORMULA (523)       SIBIKHAS
 24) TEETOTALER 38-326          269 134 89  MISCELLANEOUS III (1698)   CLIFFHOME
 92) MOON DAUGHTER 40-3016       62  41  2  THE PEOPLE (1198)          ZENSU
 45) URIEL 42-761               208 186 12  ARCHANGEL (1436)           RODEKI
107) DEFT TOUCH 43-1155          78  76  4  THE CHOSEN FEW (526)       VEASTIAN
193) ARTEMIS ENTRERI 45-2097    105 170  1  FORGOTTEN REALMS (1333)    STORMCROWE
 17) DRAT 48-1831               302 134 11  4-LETTER WORDS (317)       CAER
 56) MACBETH 49-2832            166 153  4  STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
144) SPELLSINGER 53-4742        107 172  0  SCARLET KNIGHTS (1337)     KHALHUMS
 32) FALPAWIZ 55-1342           237 139  4  LORDS OF THE SWORD (1152)  KHALANI
 25) JAKARI DRAGON LORD 56-1413  75  60  3  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (539)   ROCANIS
176) DR DAZZLE 57-4485          135  87  2  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1720)  ANDOR
 83) PANZER 58-3579             138 175  4  RUNNERS (1036)             DELARQ TOR
117) SIMBACK 59-834              77  51  0  DAMAGE INC. (1613)         ILLIS
 59) RED HOOK 60-1596           221 169  6  EYE OF THE NEEDLE (574)    ARADI
 64) TRY AS HE WILL 61-752      164 168  0  BLOOD KNIGHTS (575)        JURINE
  6) 5 62-2979                  185 114  4  NUMBERS (1460)             VALAMANTIS
 23) SUNSPOT 66-2832            176 156  4  X-FORCE (981)              TARRGIR
195) BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917 136 133  3  FORGOTTEN REALMS (1722)    BARIKALA
 93) WEBBED TOES 68-8436        188  94  4  MOM 'N DAD RELATED? (1476) FIREHOLD
  3) DEAD DOG 69-8786           132  65  4  TRIBAL COUNCIL 8 (1489)    CIMMERIAC
 29) HARD-ROCK GABRIEL 70-1628  177 166  5  BLUE HALO (1492)           SENTERN
169) CHARINIDA 71-1462          119 166  3  PEGICORN (1266)            KYR'TERR
100) IRON SOLDIER 73-1785        26  20  1  THE MERCENARIES (1169)     ERINIKA
106) LOWLY WORM 74-56           236 177  1  SCARRY BEASTIES (958)      DAYLA KIV
 81) SWIFT 75-181               221 190  3  WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 38) GUMBO JAKE 76-1694         110  58  4  DAGGER ISLE (1313)         SIMTAKKA
 61) NIGHTFALL 77-1210          159 133  2  ELFQUEST (629)             MAZGOURRAH
 54) SVEN THORFIN 78-1622       143  82  5  DOMINATION (1501)          LIN TIRIAN
  5) LITTLE CROW 82-5418         76  56  0  THE PEOPLE (1565)          DWES EG
207) MARCIANO 96-1446            34  34  6  THE CREAM 3 (1818)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 67) TERMINUS 97-484            106  75  7  DESPAIR (1129)             SHADOW GROVE
 82) PIECE OF 12 BUCKS 99-321    77  88  5  THE PINK PANSIES (1315)    SOUTH RIDGE

                          SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN CLEVELAND!

Our summer FTF will be an eastern one this time, located in Cleveland, Ohio  on July 
17-19, 2009.  It will be held at the Holiday Inn in Strongsville, OH, at 15471 
Royalton Rd (440-238-8800).  Rooms are only $95.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy.  

There is a free shuttle from the airport, free parking, and free high-speed wireless 
internet in all guestrooms ($3/day in public space).  The hotel has an indoor pool, 
pool table, and hockey, and a fitness center.   The hotel is located 1/2 mile from the 
largest mall in Northeast Ohio, with indoor minigolf and pottery painting, and right 
next door to Iceland Arena, which offers open skate and skate rental.  They also have 
four bikes on property available for checkout, as the Metro parks are next door as 
well.  The rooms are blocked--ask for the "Reality Simulations" room block.  There are 
many restaurants and nightspots nearby and at the Mall, as well as a cafe in the 
hotel.  

The tournament information sheet will be out imminently.  We hope you're all looking 
forward to the tournament and that we will see you there!