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Date   : 05/04/2011    Duedate: 05/17/2011

PRIMUS

DM-102    TURN-558

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 OLD FRIENDS 17/1100  2327  912 20 71.8      IRATE FORMATIONS 3/1934               
    SONG OF ILUVATAR 56/1305                    ARMED & GREGARIOUS 11/1938            
    COLGATE DAYS 33/1777                        DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1968             
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1907                      PHAT WHEELS 70/1952                   
    SPONGMONKEYS 25/1941                        BIG HEROES 5/1936                     
  2 OUR HIGHEST H 3/1796  800  525  0 60.4    8 JAYHAWKS 70/870      1297 1108 10 53.9
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/1692                 VAMPYRES 70/1490                      
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/1961                  KAT'S PAW 70/1491                     
  3 MEPHISTO'S WAL 9/636  587  386  6 60.3      MYTH HERD 9/889                       
  4 STYROFOAM 82/1959     961  645  3 59.8    9 THEM 21/408          1715 1607 20 51.6
    KNIGHTS OF ORCCON 69/865                    DEATH THREAT 29/1841                  
    BOB'S REFRIGERATOR 69/703                   PRESIDENTS 78/1502                    
    BURN N' PILLAGE 18/407                      WISE GUYS 38/1433                     
  5 EVIL 69/1087         1650 1199 12 57.9      CORPS 74/1496                         
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/343                        UNRELATED 9/1384                      
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 8 69/1489                    THE  BEARS 2/1372                     
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 1 69/1488                    BABES 36/1428                         
    DOMINATION 78/1501                          THE BEARS 7/673                       
    BLOOD MOON 69/1560                          LETTER BOMBS 9/1601                   
    LIQUID CARNAGE 10/742                       THE BEARS 2/887                       
    YO YO TRICKS 69/1851                        BOY O'S 51/1553                       
    OBLIVION CLEAVERS 82/1862                   THE CREAM 3 96/1818                   
    END OF THE LINE 82/1853                     THE BEARS 35/843                      
  6 SIS BOOM BAA 54/432  2163 1697 15 56.0      THE HURT 36/522                       
    4-LETTER WORDS 48/317                       THE BEARS 48/177                      
    MOM 'N DAD RELATED? 68/1476                 THE BEARS 46/269                      
    4-LETTER NAMES 82/1767                      THE BEARS 62/1458                     
    WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1680                 THE BEARS 43/200                      
    GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1771                  THE BEARS 69/1477                     
    STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/1891                   THE BEARS 37/844                      
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1960                F BALLS 4/1824                        
  7 DOH! 24/1363         2550 2185 12 53.9      HEROES 77/1268                        
    DM OWNS YOU 82/1816                         GIRL STUFF 65/1468                    
    GOLD STANDARD 75/877                        THE BEARS II 69/1480                  
    THE NEPHEW 82/1861                       10 THE WILLBURY 59/1949   30   29  0 50.8
    WASTELAND II 7/635                          THE WILLBURYS 13 13/1939              
    12:35 AM 82/1857                            THE WILLBURYS 78 78/1956              
    DANGEROUS PUPPETS 7/504                  11 SUPERIOR FORC 29/549  579  568  6 50.5
    I'M DEAD SEXY 42/1330                       SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 60/1950          
    13 YRS & COUNTING 82/1894                   SUPERIOR FORCES 45/1846               
    SOFT DRINKS 82/1920                         SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/1814            
    OUTSIDE IS 48/1366                          SUPERIOR FORCES 40/1000               
    WASTELAND 18/751                            SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 71/1530            
    WE BE WAR FLAILS 22/1834                 12 THIEVES GUIL 60/1649  170  167  0 50.4
    SANDS OF TIME 38/1362                    13 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/1714   59   58  1 50.4
    BAD HAND 24/1364                         14 CULTS-R-US 12/1827     26   27  0 49.1
    FLOPS 82/1860                            15 EVENGATE 21/1775     1039 1087 11 48.9
    I'M SO SEXY 42/1845                         STAR TREK 29/1066                     
    LEGENDS OF IDAHO 82/1892                    LORDS OF THE SWORD 55/1152            
    040908D 82/1919                             THE A'S -- LOSERS 30/1032             
    072905R 41/1910                             LORDKING GENOCIDAL 66/1085            
    KILLER WORDS F3 98/1896                     THE REVELATION 1/389                  
    COOL NAMES 4 82/1966                        STAR GUARDIANS 56/1254                
    4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS 82/1965                  GAMEHENDGE 30/1776                    

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    CRIMSON CLUB 5/439                          THE INANIMATES 38/1431                
 16 DAMAGE INC. 59/1613    64   67  1 48.9      FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/1645          
    ORCISH MADMEN 82/1793                       DM ROLL-UPS 82/1859                   
    OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/1901                    PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/1738            
 17 STORIES 49/1444       912  958  4 48.8      MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1706               
    WEIRD AL 22/1411                            BLOODY SUNDAYS 97/1923                
    ARROGANCE 18/1190                           SWEORDMASTERS 1/1275                  
    THE LADY'S LIST 6/1379                      BOOMERISMS 96/1967                    
    LETHAL LADIES 4/1375                        SECOND BANANAS 47/1947                
    VIOLENT FEMS 35/1875                        PERFECTION QUEST 13 13/1940           
 18 PURPLE AND GO 4/1935  593  623  1 48.8   29 GORGONITES I 82/1958   48   77  1 38.4
    INQUISITION SL5 2/1931                   30 LA PENTARCHI 81/1957   18   30  0 37.5
 19 BLACK & BLUE 73/1955  351  373  4 48.5   31-GORGEOUS GOBL 70/545   15   26  1 36.6
 20 RUNNERS 58/1036       341  362  1 48.5   32 SISTERHOOD 84/1921     31   56  0 35.6
    SHAMROCKS 58/572                            SERPENT'S HOLD 68/811                 
 21 THE REPUBLIC 22/1606  248  276  1 47.3      CELESTIAL KNIGHTS 68/1951             
 22 RHYME TYME 55/587     822  951  4 46.4   33 DARQUE FORCE 31/1752    7   13  0 35.0
    WE WANT RAISES 75/922                       THE SPICE PACK 31/1969                
    SCARRY BEASTIES 74/958                   34 SEA DOGS 1/1836       118  227  2 34.2
 23 LUROCIANS IV 12/1321   63   76  1 45.3      SEA DOGS 21/1840                      
    LUROCIANS XII 82/1813                       DUNGEON CELL 94 82/1893               
 24 X-FORCE 66/981       2453 3321 12 42.5      SEA DOGS 96/1817                      
    ELFQUEST 77/629                             SEA DOGS 36/1843                      
    RUBY DRAGONS 42/620                         SEA DOGS 9/1937                       
    BLOOD KNIGHTS 61/575                        DUNGEON CELL 42/1945                  
    SCARLET KNIGHTS 75/1218                     DUNGEON CELL 14 82/1963               
    PEGICORN 71/1266                            DUNGEON CELL 17 82/1964               
    SCARLET KNIGHTS 70/706                      SEA DOGS 2/1932                       
    SCARLET KNIGHTS 61/1308                  35 DEVIATION 44/479       91  177  0 34.0
    FORGOTTEN REALMS 67/1722                    STATE OF MIND 9/1867                  
    SCARLET KNIGHTS 99/1682                     DA DOG POWNDAZ 61/1868                
    SCARLET KNIGHTS 53/1337                     DEVIATION 64/1869                     
    THE DRAGON FIST 78/1663                     DA DOG POWNDAZ 41/1877                
    X-FORCE II 66/1344                          DEVIATION 15/1871                     
    FORGOTTEN REALMS 45/1333                    PYROMANIA 52/1948                     
    DRUID'S GROVE 50/1784                       RAP ATTACKS 71/1953                   
    DRAGONBALL Z 46/1946                     36 RESCUE 77/1679         66  134  1 33.0
 25 ALCHEMY 18/1903        95  129  2 42.4      EL EQUIDO 13/1637                     
    UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/183                        ERRATA 25/1644                        
    JUNKYARD WARS 98/1667                    37 ELVENDEN 69/1311       17   37  0 31.5
    ARADI'S DEAD 60/1339                     38 GENETIC MISHAP 14/32  431 1130  3 27.6
 26 THE PINK PAN 99/1315   77  107  3 41.8   39 KAOS 82/1918            0   12  0  0.0
 27 AESIR 3/631            19   28  1 40.4      ANCIENT LORDS 82/1917                 
    S.O.S. 59/910                            40 ULTRA-VIOLEN 26/1942    1    0  0  100
    LOST SWORDS 72/1954                      41 WENSINWASIN 15/1638     1    1  0 50.0
 28 COLLUSION 97/1895     206  318  5 39.3   42 GENERATION X 3/1933     0    1  0  0.0
    CLASSIC HITS 82/1962                        THE STORM FRONT 41/1944               

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Hail PRIMUS!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your 
deeds.  And let's see, ZALMARDARIN fought NAPOLEON DYNAMITE and gained 87 points and 
contributed to THE DRAGON FIST's 1-2-0.  NAPOLEON DYNAMITE has lost to ZALMARDARIN, 
falling 105 points, while helping make LEGENDS OF IDAHO a 0-1-0 turn.  And all eyes 
were on MOTHER BEAR this turn as she ascended to the throne of Duelmaster.  PRIMUS 
has a new victor!  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes 
their losing fighters do dishes at E. Snee's Bar & Grill until they win.  Maybe?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  I also notice that the SANDS OF TIME 
stable was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on PRIMUS, what are you afraid of?  
And guess who avoided SANDS OF TIME stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was THE 
BEARS.  Anyone surprised?  Well, sports fans, take notice that LAZAR WOLF from TRIBAL 
COUNCIL was PRIMUS' most challenged warrior this turn.  Well now, what do you expect 
when someone like BOBS AND DOGS from SOFT DRINKS challenges down 25 points to fight 
VILLIAGE IDIOT of GENETIC MISHAPS?  We're not surprised to hear that BOBS AND DOGS 
overcame VILLIAGE IDIOT, but I bet it would be interesting to hear why SOFT DRINKS 
made such a challenge.   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their 
enemies.  You know who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in PRIMUS and I've a long road 
ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in PRIMUS again, farewell-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR              W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  1) MOTHER BEAR 7-3172         179 118  3  THE BEARS (673)            BONSUR

THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS            W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  2) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894         312 131  2  MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL
  3) JOHN ASHCROFT 24-4355      128  99  3  DOH! (1363)                ZORPUNT
  4) TOM THUMB 35-3791           90  48  1  THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
  5) FURIOUS BEAR 37-762        329 105 10  THE BEARS (844)            SIBIKHAS
  6)-DEADLY BEAR 2-3688         161 126  0  THE  BEARS (1372)          NIANIA
  7) DRAT 48-1831               332 153 11  4-LETTER WORDS (317)       CAER
  8)-MAIMED 36-2213             176 123 19  THE HURT (522)             JHANS
  9) BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460      138  42  1  SANDS OF TIME (1362)       CLIFFHOME
 10)-HST 78-1738                166 116  2  PRESIDENTS (1502)          LIN TIRIAN
 11) SHARP 74-2739              160  72  1  CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV

LEGION OF THE WAND                W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 12) ANGRY LIGHTNING 69-8748    216 124  4  TRIBAL COUNCIL 1 (1488)    CIMMERIAC
 13) MANWE SULIMO 56-3338       129  47  0  SONG OF ILUVATAR (1305)    ROCANIS
 14) JANET RENO 42-3823         143 124  1  I'M DEAD SEXY (1330)       RODEKI
 15) LAZAR WOLF 4-1169          264 158  4  TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 16) WEBBED TOES 68-8436        221 110  4  MOM 'N DAD RELATED? (1476) FIREHOLD
 17) MARCO 51-5008              100  71  2  BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
 18) DEAD DOG 69-8786           160  86  5  TRIBAL COUNCIL 8 (1489)    CIMMERIAC
 19) LEE AT TOURNEY 4-3565      207 218  1  LETHAL LADIES (1375)       JHELUM
 20) UUM FOO FOO 18-2083        270 181  5  BURN N' PILLAGE (407)      TALCAMA
 21) BOB'S BEEF 69-1199         263 174  4  BOB'S REFRIGERATOR (703)   CIMMERIAC
 22) STING-GER 66-443           233 179  2  LORDKING GENOCIDAL (1085)  TARRGIR
 23)-PLACID INTENSITY 9-3352    135  80  2  STATE OF MIND (1867)       ZUKAL
 24) CUNNING FOX 4-3906         280 108  4  TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 25)-MAX FACTOR 74-3690          93  50  2  CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
 26) BLONDIE 36-5723             99  66  1  BABES (1428)               JHANS
 27) DOMINO 66-2867             232 162  2  X-FORCE (981)              TARRGIR
 28) SUNSPOT 66-2832            201 180  4  X-FORCE (981)              TARRGIR
 29) RAETH 69-1083              247 176  0  KNIGHTS OF ORCCON (865)    CIMMERIAC
 30) SVEN THORFIN 78-1622       172 102  6  DOMINATION (1501)          LIN TIRIAN
 31) THE EXPLOITER 22-1226      139 135  1  THE REPUBLICANS (1606)     SOLVEN

DEFENDERS OF THE TOWER            W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 32) BOB'S WEINER 69-1200       243 188  1  BOB'S REFRIGERATOR (703)   CIMMERIAC
 33) LUJAK 46-1431              106  93  5  THE BEARS (269)            ARDIVENT
 34) WOLFINMYCLOTHES 54-961     232 127  9  SIS BOOM BAA (432)         TROCAR
 35)-BOUNCY BOTTOM 9-4393       146  91  5  UNRELATED (1384)           ZUKAL
 36) AMISH PARADISE 22-5170     190 183  7  WEIRD AL (1411)            SOLVEN
 37) DOC STEELE 18-5277         193 192 11  ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 38) CONOR LARKIN 17-4974       161  68  4  OLD FRIENDS (1100)         ALJAFIR
 39) PLATO 38-3785              108  70  2  WISE GUYS (1433)           CLIFFHOME
 40) BLOOD WIZARD 18-5551       203 172  3  ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 41) HARV 82-20046               96  67  1  4-LETTER NAMES (1767)      DWES EG

DEFENDERS OF THE TOWER            W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 42) TRY AS HE WILL 61-752      187 194  0  BLOOD KNIGHTS (575)        JURINE
 43) MIPHON 10-2706             249 148  4  LIQUID CARNAGE (742)       KOLACT
 44) SIKAMIKANICO 7-2681        109  88  7  DANGEROUS PUPPETS (504)    BONSUR
 45) PINK MINK 55-220           256 216  2  RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 46) MARTIN RIGGS 77-2297        97  71  0  HEROES (1268)              MAZGOURRAH
 47) SEAN PEARSON 70-2706       183 189  6  JAYHAWKS (870)             SENTERN
 48) JAZERIAN 70-1675           213 173  2  SCARLET KNIGHTS (706)      SENTERN
 49) FRANKENBERRY 82--13733      70  35  1  DM OWNS YOU (1816)         DWES EG
 50) MACBETH 49-2832            197 172  4  STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
 51) DOOMED 36-1547             126 106  5  THE HURT (522)             JHANS
 52) TALON 68-5392               48  40  1  SERPENT'S HOLD (811)       FIREHOLD
 53) TARLOCK 6-4615             180 183  3  THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
 54) DONNA 36-5966               83  44  4  BABES (1428)               JHANS
 55) JOE BLACK 48-3639           96  58  3  THE BEARS (177)            CAER
 56) PANZER 58-3579             164 198  4  RUNNERS (1036)             DELARQ TOR
 57) SHARKY 18-5306             149 237  3  ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 58) KHY II 70-3305             159 147  6  VAMPYRES (1490)            SENTERN
 59) WENDIGO 58-3871            186 165  2  RUNNERS (1036)             DELARQ TOR
 60) NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317       148  68  1  WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
 61) THE REAPER 69-8774         181 103  1  BLOOD MOON (1560)          CIMMERIAC

THE ELITE GUARD                   W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 62) SIMBACK 59-834              83  59  0  DAMAGE INC. (1613)         ILLIS
 63) LINT 48-1380               195  87  6  4-LETTER WORDS (317)       CAER
 64) CAPTAIN POLAND 18-6614     190 113  4  BURN N' PILLAGE (407)      TALCAMA
 65) MAMMA 43-1602              115 115  1  THE BEARS (200)            VEASTIAN
 66) ZALTAN 6-4616              130 232  4  THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
 67) ALAIN 42-1532              211 168  2  RUBY DRAGONS (620)         RODEKI
 68) HENDERSON 30-1622          265 174  0  THE A'S -- LOSERS (1032)   IAYE
 69) DARKNESS 69-6719           221 151  8  EVIL (1087)                CIMMERIAC
 70) PICARD 29-1995             268 154  3  STAR TREK (1066)           LAPUR
 71) CUTTER 77-73               183 178  3  ELFQUEST (629)             MAZGOURRAH
 72) PHANTAZIA 66-2083          203 181  1  X-FORCE (981)              TARRGIR
 73) SUPERIORBOY 71-3640         78 133  1  SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (1530)  KYR'TERR
 74) SITTING BULL 4-1016        216 149  8  TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 75) THE UNHOLY CHILD 1-3810    269 123  4  THE REVELATION (389)       MORDANT
 76) BRASS BELLS 9-4417          66  53  0  UNRELATED (1384)           ZUKAL
 77) ULTIMATE FURY 12-5020       78  51  3  LUROCIANS IV (1321)        RIZTAB
 78) A NEW PONY! 82-1306        107 110  1  WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1680) DWES EG
 79) FALPAWIZ 55-1342           266 159  5  LORDS OF THE SWORD (1152)  KHALANI
 80) KING BEAR 35-3629           97  59  3  THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
 81) HARMONY 82-26932            73  76  4  PERFECTION QUEST 2 (1738)  DWES EG
 82) NIGHTFALL 77-1210          186 155  2  ELFQUEST (629)             MAZGOURRAH
 83) SMOLDER DARKSUN 78-513     154 155  3  THE DRAGON FIST (1663)     LIN TIRIAN
 84) D. FILER 9-4721             87  44  1  LETTER BOMBS (1601)        ZUKAL
 85) KILLER QUEEN 9-3109        158 242  6  MYTH HERD (889)            ZUKAL
 86) BLOODCRUNCHER 82-20643      49  33  1  ORCISH MADMEN (1793)       DWES EG
 87) DIRTY ZEALOT 82--9647       47  34  0  FLOPS (1860)               DWES EG
 88) LETHAL INJECTION 44-1321    44  49  0  DEVIATION (479)            KRILL
 89) LOWLY WORM 74-56           262 200  1  SCARRY BEASTIES (958)      DAYLA KIV
 90) RAGAMOFFYN 1-1943           95  90  1  SWEORDMASTERS (1275)       MORDANT
 91) R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  94  80  5  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1771)  SOUTH RIDGE
 92) VISTA BLOWS 18-9258         79  53  2  WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
 93) INFLATABLE DOLL 38-682     127 112  3  THE INANIMATES (1431)      CLIFFHOME
 94) PEACE 19-4280              124 114  4  DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)        ZUWAYZA
 95)-THE STALKER 21-3128         83  84  3  THEM (408)                 SUNSET
 96) MARCIANO 96-1446            61  55  6  THE CREAM 3 (1818)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 97) CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376   117  98  2  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (1645 CALEAM
 98) LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646    55  23  0  THE NEPHEW (1861)          DWES EG
 99) ELISA 5-1210               220 140  4  CRIMSON CLUB (439)         KALTOS
100) G.I. JOE 29-723            104 117  5  SUPERIOR FORCES (549)      LAPUR

THE ELITE GUARD                   W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
101) SWIFT 75-181               249 211  4  WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN

THE TOWER GUARD                   W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
102) DARTMAN 33-7161            113  59  4  COLGATE DAYS (1777)        NIATOLI ISLAND
103) NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821     123  79  0  WE BE WAR FLAILS (1834)    SOLVEN
104) HOT 48-3858                142 138  2  OUTSIDE IS (1366)          CAER
105) HOT HAZEL 98-608            59  51  4  JUNKYARD WARS (1667)       SYVYN'S HILL
106) SAMURAI 75-3119             71  45  1  GOLD STANDARD (877)        JADE MOUNTAIN
107) PYGMY SHREW 29-3743        118  84  4  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (1692) LAPUR
108) DARKMOON BLACKFELL 75-862  169 162  4  SCARLET KNIGHTS (1218)     JADE MOUNTAIN
109) RAZOR 70-2403              183 184  1  KAT'S PAW (1491)           SENTERN
110) MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257     57  41  0  DEVIATION (479)            KRILL
111) KHYRON 75-1026             214 221  3  WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
112) OLIVE DRAB 70-1678         173 195  3  SCARLET KNIGHTS (706)      SENTERN
113) FOREVER MAN 38-4168         91 175  1  SANDS OF TIME (1362)       CLIFFHOME
114) THUNDERBOLT 70-1676        134 178  1  SCARLET KNIGHTS (706)      SENTERN
115) SPEEDI 58-3029             200 164  3  SHAMROCKS (572)            DELARQ TOR
116) LUCRETIA BORGIA 4-3563     123 192  0  LETHAL LADIES (1375)       JHELUM
117) SISTER X 12-6340            73  69  0  CULTS-R-US (1827)          RIZTAB
118) AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636       142 125  5  THE REPUBLICANS (1606)     SOLVEN
119) ISABEL 7-3540              105 112  0  WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
120) AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160        156  81  2  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
121)-NUNZIO 51-4799              74  31  2  BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
122) CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    172  92  3  YO YO TRICKS (1851)        CIMMERIAC
123) FLEA FLICKER 97-3087        45  18  5  BLOODY SUNDAYS (1923)      SHADOW GROVE
124)-COBRA 29-4355               67  49  1  DEATH THREAT (1841)        LAPUR
125)-JEANNE D'ARC 70-68          55  42  1  GORGEOUS GOBLINS (545)     SENTERN
126) SPELLSINGER 53-4742        133 195  1  SCARLET KNIGHTS (1337)     KHALHUMS
127) ZALMARDARIN 78-312          96 212  3  THE DRAGON FIST (1663)     LIN TIRIAN
128) BEDTIME 82-28461            50  19  1  12:35 AM (1857)            DWES EG
129) TRY ME NOW 61-846          156 149  1  BLOOD KNIGHTS (575)        JURINE
130) THE MAN 2-3705              96  61  2  THE BEARS (887)            NIANIA
131) SHATTERSTAR 66-334         233 238  4  X-FORCE (981)              TARRGIR
132) ICE FOX 5-3877              64  29  0  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (1901)   KALTOS
133) FREY 3-2258                 79  59  1  AESIR (631)                OSKSI
134) SWEETNESS 62-3121           65  45  0  THE BEARS (1458)           VALAMANTIS
135) TRUMP 24-4359              115 132  2  BAD HAND (1364)            ZORPUNT
136) HANNIBAL LECTOR 64-3997     83  69  0  DEVIATION (1869)           KURUKAR
137) SIRYN 66-2357              116 192  0  X-FORCE II (1344)          TARRGIR
138) POPPABEAR 69-649            79  53  0  THE BEARS (1477)           CIMMERIAC
139) LANCELOT 25-3794            60  67  2  ERRATA (1644)              LYRATILAN
140) BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917 158 160  3  FORGOTTEN REALMS (1722)    BARIKALA
141) TRY2MUCH 61-713            144 136  1  BLOOD KNIGHTS (575)        JURINE
142) BLESSING 82--16892          29  21  0  DM ROLL-UPS (1859)         DWES EG
143) LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82--9797  63  29  0  13 YRS & COUNTING (1894)   DWES EG
144) STILLWATER 25-3762          41  88  0  ERRATA (1644)              LYRATILAN
145) MARV JR 18-9288             55  25  0  WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
146) DEATH FOG 45-4017          101  49  0  SUPERIOR FORCES (1846)     STORMCROWE
147) PRIMUS BOUND 40-2996       117  66  0  SUPERIOR FORCES (1000)     ZENSU
148) CHARINIDA 71-1462          151 183  3  PEGICORN (1266)            KYR'TERR
149) GOLDWRAP 82-11886           52  25  0  SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (1814)  DWES EG
150) GROGGY DOGGY 55-223        193 289  0  RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
151) GOLDENBEARD 21-6202         54  37  1  SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET

PRIMUS GUARDIANS                  W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
152) TRYURLUCK 61-1029          142 148  1  BLOOD KNIGHTS (575)        JURINE
153) ANKLEBITER 22-1163         148 130  3  THE REPUBLICANS (1606)     SOLVEN
154) ARCOS 13-3373               58  85  2  EL EQUIDO (1637)           DULLENS
155) HOUSE MOUSE 55-221         180 297  2  RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
156) TOMATO ION 82--9898         41  29  0  040908D (1919)             DWES EG
157) THE LITTLE ONE 56-1432     192 231  4  STAR GUARDIANS (1254)      ROCANIS
158) STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 115  85  0  I'M SO SEXY (1845)         RODEKI
159) T. ZER 9-5011               78  36  4  LETTER BOMBS (1601)        ZUKAL

PRIMUS GUARDIANS                  W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
160) ALBINO DALMATION 41-1672    52  44  3  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
161) WARPATH 66-2926            121 207  4  X-FORCE (981)              TARRGIR
162) FRAIL WHALE 55-1968        181 270  3  RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
163) ANIKAN SILVERHAWK 61-1263  142 212  5  SCARLET KNIGHTS (1308)     JURINE
164) EYE LINER 65-4957           60  60  0  GIRL STUFF (1468)          DAL SHANG
165) BLUE MEANIE 60-4814         46  27  0  THIEVES GUILD (1649)       ARADI
166) ARTEMIS ENTRERI 45-2097    128 196  1  FORGOTTEN REALMS (1333)    STORMCROWE
167) PIECE OF 12 BUCKS 99-321   102 112  6  THE PINK PANSIES (1315)    SOUTH RIDGE
168) DEFIANCE 32-4619            63  28  1  ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
169) SIDON 31-3712               52  40  2  DARQUE FORCES (1752)       CHIMLEVTAL
170) HE HATE ME 18-7820         132  88  2  WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
171) TALON WARSMITH 99-101      148 183 10  SCARLET KNIGHTS (1682)     SOUTH RIDGE
172) BOBS AND DOGS 82--9551      41  24  0  SOFT DRINKS (1920)         DWES EG
173) KAIDEN 35-3108             174 172  2  VIOLENT FEMS (1875)        MURSKA
174) CRACKED AND LEAKI 82-28597  53  46  1  STREET PIZZAD XXI (1891)   DWES EG
175) SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     73  90  3  END OF THE LINE (1853)     DWES EG
176) STONEWALL 25-3895           52  71  2  ERRATA (1644)              LYRATILAN
177) DEADPOOL 66-2274           146 180  7  X-FORCE (981)              TARRGIR
178)-HARRY THE AXE 48-3622       49  52  2  THE BEARS (177)            CAER
179) SIDAHS 77-176               59  54  4  RESCUE (1679)              MAZGOURRAH
180) KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       66  71  1  SWEORDMASTERS (1275)       MORDANT
181) DEADBOLT 70-1664           128 223  3  SCARLET KNIGHTS (706)      SENTERN
182) ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351        91 114  1  THE REVELATION (389)       MORDANT
183) MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257    85  49  0  WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
184) KYRLANIA 70-2327           138 194  1  SCARLET KNIGHTS (706)      SENTERN
185)-MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   54  55  0  ARADI'S DEAD (1339)        ARADI
186) WAYWARD SON 1-8180          44  19  4  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706)    MORDANT
187) GITARIOS 82--19918          39  29  2  KAOS (1918)                DWES EG
188) MARCIE 36-6076              39  25  1  BABES (1428)               JHANS
189) MISS TEAK 1-8015            51  44  1  SEA DOGS (1836)            MORDANT
190) SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       66  63  4  SEA DOGS (1817)            OLD VALAMANTIS
191) DAYDREAM BELIEVER 82-31100  41  20  1  CLASSIC HITS (1962)        DWES EG
192) FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862        195 203  2  RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
193)-GOKU 46-3655               135 103  2  DRAGONBALL Z (1946)        ARDIVENT
194) COOLER 82-7277             125 112  2  STYROFOAM (1959)           DWES EG
195) PRODIGAL SON 1-7937        101  18  1  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706)    MORDANT
196) GATEWAY 82-15631            98  58  1  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1960 DWES EG
197) KRAMER 47-5191              98  49  0  SECOND BANANAS (1947)      NORTH FORK
198) FOG 21-4416                 91 180  0  EVENGATE (1775)            SUNSET
199) 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        88  46  3  072905R (1910)             KATI-TEI
200) THAT GUY 97-2120            74  35  3  DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1968)   SHADOW GROVE
201) ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426      73  74  1  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (1961)  DWES EG
202) LASSIE'S EVIL TWIN 61-2411  67  31  4  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1868)      JURINE
203) HEART BREAKER 26-4752       47  33  1  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1942)       CALEAM
204) THREE BLIND WEISS 96-2961   46  19  5  BOOMERISMS (1967)          OLD VALAMANTIS
205)-HEMLOCK 68-2193             46  39  2  CELESTIAL KNIGHTS (1951)   FIREHOLD
206) WRATH OF ONE 82-11628       43  63  2  LUROCIANS XII (1813)       DWES EG
207) MANIC MOTTO 82--13880       43  29  0  COOL NAMES 4 (1966)        DWES EG
208) CORRUPT TURNKEY 42-4487     42  11  3  DUNGEON CELL (1945)        RODEKI
209) MARV 82--24112              41  10  0  4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS (1965)  DWES EG
210) SUPER SENIOR 3-4728         40  37  4  GENERATION X (1933)        OSKSI
211) PRISONER 0469 82--15880     40  22  2  DUNGEON CELL 94 (1893)     DWES EG
212)-BLUE BLOOD 73-3657          40  27  1  BLACK & BLUE (1955)        ERINIKA
213) PRISONER 0069 82-31419      40  44  0  DUNGEON CELL 14 (1963)     DWES EG
214)-RICO 51-5016                39  24  1  BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
215)-RASCALLY RABBIT 59-1338     33  26  0  THE WILLBURYS 1 (1949)     ILLIS
216) SHOTGUN GANDHI 11-6760      33  12  0  ARMED & GREGARIOUS (1938)  ARUAK CITY
217) JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143    32  17  0  PERFECTION QUEST 13 (1940) DULLENS
218) WHITE FLAME 52-1807         31  38  1  PYROMANIA (1948)           FRATSFA
219) PERFECT DRUG 3-6943         31   3  0  IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)    OSKSI
220) PERFECT SNOTLING 60-8403    29   6  0  SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950 ARADI
221) BIG DADDY KANE 71-285       27  10  2  RAP ATTACKS (1953)         KYR'TERR
222) ZOLTAN 72-1483              23  14  1  LOST SWORDS (1954)         DRAGONHEAD

PRIMUS GUARDIANS                  W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
223) RAT CATCHER 9-5449          21   8  2  SEA DOGS (1937)            ZUKAL
224)-UNFORGETTABLE 78-2306       18   2  3  THE WILLBURYS 78 (1956)    LIN TIRIAN
225) MANDRAKE 68-3259            56  45  1  SERPENT'S HOLD (811)       FIREHOLD
226) ROCKWELL 7-5003             32  23  0  UNDEAD ARTISTS (183)       BONSUR
227) POPEYE 59-1429              43  35  0  S.O.S. (910)               ILLIS
228) BAD MOON 69-5630            56  41  2  THE BEARS II (1480)        CIMMERIAC
229) CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196     145 159  0  THE DRAGON FIST (1663)     LIN TIRIAN
230) BURNT 36-2443               73  53  0  THE HURT (522)             JHANS
231) SANDMAN 97-2610             47  41  4  COLLUSION (1895)           SHADOW GROVE
232) SCREAMING EAGLE 4-6498      44  30  1  TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
233) VILLIAGE IDIOT 14-304      268 324  2  GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
234) MALICE IN CHAINS 15-3729    44  53  0  DEVIATION (1871)           MALCORN
235) SOULSNARE 82--28288         26  33  0  OBLIVION CLEAVERS (1862)   DWES EG
236) IRIADOR 50-2481             84  67  2  DRUID'S GROVE (1784)       SNOWBOUND
237) SHADOW ANGEL 82--19948      41  43  1  ANCIENT LORDS (1917)       DWES EG
238) ALVIN YORK 3-6156          139  97  0  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
239) VIGO 18-6086                69  32  0  ALCHEMY (1903)             TALCAMA
240) NAPOLEON DYNAMIT 82--32643  53  26  0  LEGENDS OF IDAHO (1892)    DWES EG
241) HAILSTORM 7-5698            98  66  1  WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
242) VIOLENT FURY 14-303        114 354  1  GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
243) PRISONER 0083 82-31432      20  16  0  DUNGEON CELL 17 (1964)     DWES EG
244) SENGIR VAMPIRE 15-2872      43  33  1  WENSINWASIN (1638)         MALCORN
245) ELFSTER 69-3085             76  91  4  ELVENDEN (1311)            CIMMERIAC
246) EIGHTH MATE 9-5437          18   5  0  SEA DOGS (1937)            ZUKAL
247) PHANTASMAL 84-10204         24  16  0  SISTERHOOD (1921)          BLACKSTONE
248) WARLOCK 66-2473             94 257  2  X-FORCE (981)              TARRGIR
249) FIREBALL 4-5486             33  25  1  F BALLS (1824)             JHELUM
250)-TEPID FELONY 98-1081        55  52  4  KILLER WORDS F3 (1896)     SYVYN'S HILL
251) PATCH 36-7297               35  20  0  SEA DOGS (1843)            JHANS
252) THUNDAR BEAGLE! 14-852     130 326  2  GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
253) TELA 30-2973                50 143  2  GAMEHENDGE (1776)          IAYE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
GITARIOS 82-45618         39  29  2 KAOS 1918              SIDAHS 77-176             558

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FURIOUS BEAR outwaited DRAT in a crowd pleasing 15 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
SHARP narrowly defeated LAZAR WOLF in a exciting 18 minute gory Challenge melee.
MANWE SULIMO vanquished LEE AT TOURNEY in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
MARCO was savagely defeated by ANGRY LIGHTNING in a 13 minute Challenge competition.
BLONDIE overpowered SVEN THORFIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
DOOMED was defeated by JAZERIAN in a action packed 3 minute Challenge melee.
JOE BLACK was vanquished by TARLOCK in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
LUJAK won victory over AMISH PARADISE in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
DONNA overpowered PANZER in a popular 3 minute brutal one-sided Challenge melee.
MARTIN RIGGS was savagely defeated by SIKAMIKANICO in a 10 minute competition.
KING BEAR demolished SMOLDER DARKSUN in a popular 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BRASS BELLS was handily defeated by SUPERIORBOY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
D. FILER viciously subdued LETHAL INJECTION in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
HARMONY was viciously subdued by SITTING BULL in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
MASKED INTRUDER overpowered LUCRETIA BORGIA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
THE MAN overpowered ICE FOX in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
INFLATABLE DOLL devastated G.I. JOE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge bout.
CARTHORIS JEDDAK was savagely defeated by MARCIANO in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
DARTMAN overcame DARKMOON BLACKFELL in a popular 2 minute brutal Challenge contest.
FLEA FLICKER was overpowered by AUDIE MURPHY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
POPPABEAR overpowered LANCELOT in a popular 8 minute brutal one-sided Challenge duel.
SWEETNESS viciously subdued HANNIBAL LECTOR in a 5 minute Challenge bout.
DEFIANCE was beaten by ANIKAN SILVERHAWK in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fray.
BOBS AND DOGS slimly won victory over VILLIAGE IDIOT in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
BAD MOON narrowly defeated MALICE IN CHAINS in a 4 minute Challenge duel.
FIREBALL overpowered PATCH in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge match.
ALBINO DALMATION was overpowered by ARCOS in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
T. ZER viciously subdued SIDON in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge duel.
KOGITSUNE MARU was narrowly defeated by STONEWALL in a 4 minute Challenge match.
WAYWARD SON handily defeated MISS TEAK in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BOB, ETERNAL, was savagely defeated by MOTHER BEAR in a popular 9 minute Title duel.
MENDELSSOHN vanquished BOB'S BEEF in a exciting 3 minute bloody mismatched bout.
TOM THUMB slimly won victory over SUNSPOT in a popular 8 minute brutal match.
JOHN ASHCROFT vanquished BANDIT PRINCE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
DEAD DOG handily defeated UUM FOO FOO in a popular 3 minute bloody mismatched duel.
WEBBED TOES savagely defeated TRY AS HE WILL in a action packed 5 minute competition.
CONOR LARKIN was savagely defeated by RAETH in a popular 6 minute brutal match.
JANET RENO narrowly defeated DOC STEELE in a popular 10 minute gory duel.
MACBETH was viciously subdued by DOMINO in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gruesome bout.
CUNNING FOX savagely defeated BLOOD WIZARD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal match.
WOLFINMYCLOTHES was narrowly defeated by STING-GER in a popular 4 minute gory battle.
FRANKENBERRY overcame KILLER QUEEN in a 2 minute bloody contest.
THE EXPLOITER beat SIMBACK in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
MIPHON demolished R IS FOR REPUGNANT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided brawl.
MAMMA was demolished by PINK MINK in a popular 3 minute gory mismatched contest.
SHARKY slimly lost to HARV in a popular 5 minute struggle.
TALON was overpowered by SEAN PEARSON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ZALTAN was overpowered by KHY II in a action packed 6 minute brutal one-sided match.
PLATO overcame NIGHTFALL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute battle.
BOB'S WEINER overpowered NEOSPHINCTER in a popular 2 minute one-sided struggle.
ULTIMATE FURY devastated FOREVER MAN in a action packed 3 minute gory uneven match.
THE UNHOLY CHILD overpowered HOT HAZEL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
HENDERSON vanquished RAGAMOFFYN in a exciting 3 minute gruesome one-sided match.
PICARD was overpowered by CAPTAIN POLAND in a exciting 9 minute mismatched fight.
THE REAPER viciously subdued PEACE in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
DARKNESS overpowered SHATTERSTAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
ALAIN devastated CHOKING CHICKEN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
LOWLY WORM was handily defeated by PHANTAZIA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CUTTER vanquished A NEW PONY! in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LINT overpowered BLOODCRUNCHER in a exciting 6 minute bloody uneven duel.
FALPAWIZ vanquished DIRTY ZEALOT in a popular 2 minute gory uneven match.
WENDIGO handily defeated SINGING LUNATIC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
VISTA BLOWS savagely defeated SWIFT in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal bout.
SPEEDI was devastated by ELISA in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
LITTLEST TYRANT viciously subdued DEADBOLT in a exciting 2 minute gruesome fight.
BLESSING demolished ANGELIC SMURF in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
TRY2MUCH lost to SAMURAI in a exciting 5 minute duel.
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE was vanquished by ZALMARDARIN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
TRY ME NOW was outwaited by ISABEL in a crowd pleasing 7 minute brutal bout.
BEDTIME devastated VIOLENT FURY in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
SPELLSINGER defeated HAILSTORM in a action packed 1 minute competition.
HOT overpowered PHANTASMAL in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
AFGHAN REBEL demolished SHOTGUN GANDHI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
SIRYN overpowered ALVIN YORK in a action packed 3 minute gory mismatched duel.
NEBUCHADNEZZAR vanquished KRAMER in a popular 2 minute one-sided struggle.
TRUMP handily defeated CORRUPT TURNKEY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER overpowered MARV in a action packed 1 minute uneven brawl.
KHYRON vanquished EYE LINER in a 2 minute brutal one-sided competition.
CHARINIDA was vanquished by SISTER X in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
RAZOR viciously subdued WARLOCK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody fight.
OLIVE DRAB demolished GOLDENBEARD in a popular 3 minute mismatched battle.
FREY bested STUPID SEXY FLANDERS in a 2 minute duel.
THUNDERBOLT handily defeated LASSIE'S EVIL TWIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
PYGMY SHREW overpowered SUPER SENIOR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
KYRLANIA was overcome by THE LITTLE ONE in a action packed 2 minute competition.
ELFSTER slimly lost to GROGGY DOGGY in a exciting 6 minute gruesome melee.
RAT CATCHER was defeated by KAIDEN in a action packed 1 minute fight.
JUMPINJACK FLASH was demolished by HOUSE MOUSE in a 1 minute uneven contest.
BIG DADDY KANE was vanquished by TOMATO ION in a action packed 2 minute uneven duel.
ZOLTAN was overpowered by MR. DUTCH CRUNCH in a 2 minute one-sided match.
THUNDAR BEAGLE! lost to ROCKWELL in a 2 minute bout.
EIGHTH MATE was luckily beaten by FOG in a action packed 6 minute bloody fight.
SENGIR VAMPIRE was handily defeated by SUSHI SLINGER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MANDRAKE bested SHADOW ANGEL in a crowd pleasing 6 minute match.
WARPATH overpowered SOULSNARE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
VIGO was devastated by ARTEMIS ENTRERI in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
SIDAHS executed GITARIOS in a 2 minute bloody one-sided bout.
DEADPOOL slimly lost to GOLDWRAP in a exciting 4 minute brutal brawl.
CORT NIGHTJEWEL was devastated by 5 GOT PICKED in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
HE HATE ME handily defeated PRISONER 0069 in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
SQUIRREL KILLER was overpowered by DEATH FOG in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
COOLER was subdued by HEART BREAKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
WRATH OF ONE demolished PRISONER 0083 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
GATEWAY was overcome by FRAIL WHALE in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
ROY BENAVIDEZ was savagely defeated by PERFECT SNOTLING in a popular 5 minute duel.
TRYURLUCK savagely defeated PERFECT DRUG in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fight.
CRACKED AND LEAKING was handily defeated by LITTLE GIRL CRUSH in a 2 minute match.
DAYDREAM BELIEVER demolished PRISONER 0469 in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MANIC MOTTO was devastated by PIECE OF 12 BUCKS in a 2 minute one-sided match.
BLUE MEANIE viciously subdued THAT GUY in a exciting 3 minute bloody competition.
POPEYE was savagely defeated by TALON WARSMITH in a popular 3 minute bloody fight.
MARV JR handily defeated PRIMUS BOUND in a popular 4 minute bloody uneven duel.
THREE BLIND WEISS handily defeated WHITE FLAME in a popular 3 minute mismatched duel.
SANDMAN was overpowered by FUNNY BUNNY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
SCREAMING EAGLE was demolished by ANKLEBITER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
IRIADOR slimly won victory over TELA in a action packed 5 minute gory fight.
STILLWATER demolished BURNT in a action packed 2 minute brutal one-sided match.
PRODIGAL SON lost to MARCIE in a popular 4 minute battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  84         PARRY-LUNGE       99 -  74 -  7      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                      51         WALL OF STEEL    119 -  99 -  3      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   24         AIMED BLOW       264 - 230 -  6      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 23         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  15 -  0      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     18         LUNGING ATTACK   410 - 404 - 23      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     15         BASHING ATTACK    33 -  33 -  2      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         SLASHING ATTACK  113 - 120 -  5      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         TOTAL PARRY       72 -  89 -  4      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     27 -  38 -  3      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  25 -  0      34  |

Turn 558 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK   10 - 13         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        7 - 11         5  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL     14 - 10     PARRY-LUNGE        5 - 10         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
AIMED BLOW        29 - 22     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  4     
LUNGING ATTACK    44 - 40     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   RANK WARRIOR                     W   L  K TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK     1) MOTHER BEAR 7-3172        179 118  3 THE BEARS (673)
AIMED BLOW         3) JOHN ASHCROFT 24-4355     128  99  3 DOH! (1363)
PARRY-LUNGE       19) LEE AT TOURNEY 4-3565     207 218  1 LETHAL LADIES (1375)
PARRY-RIPOSTE     20) UUM FOO FOO 18-2083       270 181  5 BURN N' PILLAGE (407)
WALL OF STEEL     29) RAETH 69-1083             247 176  0 KNIGHTS OF ORCCON (865)
SLASHING ATTACK   36) AMISH PARADISE 22-5170    190 183  7 WEIRD AL (1411)
BASHING ATTACK    47) SEAN PEARSON 70-2706      183 189  6 JAYHAWKS (870)
TOTAL PARRY       63) LINT 48-1380              195  87  6 4-LETTER WORDS (317)
STRIKING ATTACK   65) MAMMA 43-1602             115 115  1 THE BEARS (200)
PARRY-STRIKE     112) OLIVE DRAB 70-1678        173 195  3 SCARLET KNIGHTS (706)

The overall popularity leader is BOB'S BEEF 69-1199.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DRAT 48-1831.  The ten other most popular fighters were SHARP 74-2739, MARCO 
51-5008, SIKAMIKANICO 7-2681, EIGHTH MATE 9-5437, ANGRY LIGHTNING 69-8748, JANET RENO 
42-3823, MARTIN RIGGS 77-2297, DOC STEELE 18-5277, MOTHER BEAR 7-3172, and LAZAR WOLF 
4-1169.

The least popular fighter this week was SCREAMING EAGLE 4-6498.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196, PRISONER 0469 82--15880, DAYDREAM 
BELIEVER 82-31100, PRISONER 0083 82-31432, COOLER 82-7277, PRISONER 0069 82-31419, 
VIGO 18-6086, SOULSNARE 82--28288, SENGIR VAMPIRE 15-2872, and JUMPINJACK FLASH 
13-5143.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  5 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  2 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             2  3 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  ARADI(60)            2  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            3  4 0  MURSKA(35)           3  0 0  JURINE(61)           2  4 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  1 0  JHANS(36)            3  3 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  1 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  0 0  KURUKAR(64)          0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             3  4 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          5  4 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  1 0  BARIKALA(67)         1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           2  2 0  FIREHOLD(68)         2  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        8  3 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  1 0  KRILL(44)            1  1 0  SENTERN(70)          6  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  3 0  STORMCROWE(45)       2  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  2 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          5  6 0  CAER(48)             2  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       2  2 1  
SUNSET(21)           1  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  3 0  
SOLVEN(22)           4  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)         11 18 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          2  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       0  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        2  1 0  KHALHUMS(53)         1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   3  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  3 0  
LAPUR(29)            1  2 0  KHALANI(55)          6  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
IAYE(30)             1  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 75) THE UNHOLY CHILD 1-3810    269 123  4  THE REVELATION (389)       MORDANT
130) THE MAN 2-3705              96  61  2  THE BEARS (887)            NIANIA
120) AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160        156  81  2  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 15) LAZAR WOLF 4-1169          264 158  4  TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 99) ELISA 5-1210               220 140  4  CRIMSON CLUB (439)         KALTOS
 53) TARLOCK 6-4615             180 183  3  THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
  1) MOTHER BEAR 7-3172         179 118  3  THE BEARS (673)            BONSUR
  2) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894         312 131  2  MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL
 43) MIPHON 10-2706             249 148  4  LIQUID CARNAGE (742)       KOLACT
216) SHOTGUN GANDHI 11-6760      33  12  0  ARMED & GREGARIOUS (1938)  ARUAK CITY
 77) ULTIMATE FURY 12-5020       78  51  3  LUROCIANS IV (1321)        RIZTAB
154) ARCOS 13-3373               58  85  2  EL EQUIDO (1637)           DULLENS
233) VILLIAGE IDIOT 14-304      268 324  2  GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
234) MALICE IN CHAINS 15-3729    44  53  0  DEVIATION (1871)           MALCORN
 38) CONOR LARKIN 17-4974       161  68  4  OLD FRIENDS (1100)         ALJAFIR
 20) UUM FOO FOO 18-2083        270 181  5  BURN N' PILLAGE (407)      TALCAMA
 94) PEACE 19-4280              124 114  4  DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)        ZUWAYZA
151) GOLDENBEARD 21-6202         54  37  1  SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
 31) THE EXPLOITER 22-1226      139 135  1  THE REPUBLICANS (1606)     SOLVEN
  3) JOHN ASHCROFT 24-4355      128  99  3  DOH! (1363)                ZORPUNT
139) LANCELOT 25-3794            60  67  2  ERRATA (1644)              LYRATILAN
 97) CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376   117  98  2  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (1645 CALEAM
 70) PICARD 29-1995             268 154  3  STAR TREK (1066)           LAPUR
 68) HENDERSON 30-1622          265 174  0  THE A'S -- LOSERS (1032)   IAYE
169) SIDON 31-3712               52  40  2  DARQUE FORCES (1752)       CHIMLEVTAL
168) DEFIANCE 32-4619            63  28  1  ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
102) DARTMAN 33-7161            113  59  4  COLGATE DAYS (1777)        NIATOLI ISLAND
  4) TOM THUMB 35-3791           90  48  1  THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
 26) BLONDIE 36-5723             99  66  1  BABES (1428)               JHANS
  5) FURIOUS BEAR 37-762        329 105 10  THE BEARS (844)            SIBIKHAS
  9) BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460      138  42  1  SANDS OF TIME (1362)       CLIFFHOME
147) PRIMUS BOUND 40-2996       117  66  0  SUPERIOR FORCES (1000)     ZENSU
160) ALBINO DALMATION 41-1672    52  44  3  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
 14) JANET RENO 42-3823         143 124  1  I'M DEAD SEXY (1330)       RODEKI
 65) MAMMA 43-1602              115 115  1  THE BEARS (200)            VEASTIAN
 88) LETHAL INJECTION 44-1321    44  49  0  DEVIATION (479)            KRILL
146) DEATH FOG 45-4017          101  49  0  SUPERIOR FORCES (1846)     STORMCROWE
 33) LUJAK 46-1431              106  93  5  THE BEARS (269)            ARDIVENT
197) KRAMER 47-5191              98  49  0  SECOND BANANAS (1947)      NORTH FORK
  7) DRAT 48-1831               332 153 11  4-LETTER WORDS (317)       CAER
 50) MACBETH 49-2832            197 172  4  STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
236) IRIADOR 50-2481             84  67  2  DRUID'S GROVE (1784)       SNOWBOUND
 17) MARCO 51-5008              100  71  2  BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
218) WHITE FLAME 52-1807         31  38  1  PYROMANIA (1948)           FRATSFA
126) SPELLSINGER 53-4742        133 195  1  SCARLET KNIGHTS (1337)     KHALHUMS
 34) WOLFINMYCLOTHES 54-961     232 127  9  SIS BOOM BAA (432)         TROCAR
 45) PINK MINK 55-220           256 216  2  RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 13) MANWE SULIMO 56-3338       129  47  0  SONG OF ILUVATAR (1305)    ROCANIS
 56) PANZER 58-3579             164 198  4  RUNNERS (1036)             DELARQ TOR
 62) SIMBACK 59-834              83  59  0  DAMAGE INC. (1613)         ILLIS
165) BLUE MEANIE 60-4814         46  27  0  THIEVES GUILD (1649)       ARADI
 42) TRY AS HE WILL 61-752      187 194  0  BLOOD KNIGHTS (575)        JURINE
134) SWEETNESS 62-3121           65  45  0  THE BEARS (1458)           VALAMANTIS
136) HANNIBAL LECTOR 64-3997     83  69  0  DEVIATION (1869)           KURUKAR
164) EYE LINER 65-4957           60  60  0  GIRL STUFF (1468)          DAL SHANG
 22) STING-GER 66-443           233 179  2  LORDKING GENOCIDAL (1085)  TARRGIR
140) BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917 158 160  3  FORGOTTEN REALMS (1722)    BARIKALA
 16) WEBBED TOES 68-8436        221 110  4  MOM 'N DAD RELATED? (1476) FIREHOLD
 12) ANGRY LIGHTNING 69-8748    216 124  4  TRIBAL COUNCIL 1 (1488)    CIMMERIAC
 47) SEAN PEARSON 70-2706       183 189  6  JAYHAWKS (870)             SENTERN
 73) SUPERIORBOY 71-3640         78 133  1  SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (1530)  KYR'TERR
222) ZOLTAN 72-1483              23  14  1  LOST SWORDS (1954)         DRAGONHEAD
 11) SHARP 74-2739              160  72  1  CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
101) SWIFT 75-181               249 211  4  WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 46) MARTIN RIGGS 77-2297        97  71  0  HEROES (1268)              MAZGOURRAH
 30) SVEN THORFIN 78-1622       172 102  6  DOMINATION (1501)          LIN TIRIAN

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 41) HARV 82-20046               96  67  1  4-LETTER NAMES (1767)      DWES EG
247) PHANTASMAL 84-10204         24  16  0  SISTERHOOD (1921)          BLACKSTONE
 96) MARCIANO 96-1446            61  55  6  THE CREAM 3 (1818)         OLD VALAMANTIS
123) FLEA FLICKER 97-3087        45  18  5  BLOODY SUNDAYS (1923)      SHADOW GROVE
105) HOT HAZEL 98-608            59  51  4  JUNKYARD WARS (1667)       SYVYN'S HILL
 91) R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  94  80  5  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1771)  SOUTH RIDGE