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Date   : 11/02/2011    Duedate: 11/15/2011

PRIMUS ARENA

DM 102    TURN 571

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 OLD FRIENDS 17/1100 2359  933  20 71.7      4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS 82/1965
    COLGATE DAYS 33/1777                     11 BALL 82/1973        1927 1763  20 52.2
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1907                      BABES 36/1428
    SONG OF ILUVATAR 56/1305                    CORPS 74/1496
  2 MEPHISTO'S WA 9/636  594  392   6 60.2      BUFFON 97/1976
  3 OUR HIGHEST  3/1796  824  553   0 59.8      COLORS 76/1499
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/1961                  F BALLS 4/1824
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/1692                 RAT MEN 4/1980
  4 STYROFOAM 82/1959    997  687   3 59.2      BOY O'S 51/1553
    BURN N' PILLAGE 18/407                      THE BEARS 7/673
    KNIGHTS OF ORCCON 69/865                    THE HURT 36/522
    BOB'S REFRIGERATOR 69/703                   HARDWARE 82/1981
  5 EVIL 69/1087        1748 1270  12 57.9      THE BEARS 35/843
    BLOOD MOON 69/1560                          THE BEARS 37/844
    DOMINATION 78/1501                          THE BEARS 48/177
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/343                        UNRELATED 9/1384
    YO YO TRICKS 69/1851                        THE  BEARS 2/1372
    LIQUID CARNAGE 10/742                       THE BEARS 10/1977
    END OF THE LINE 82/1853                     THE BEARS 28/1974
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 1 69/1488                    THE BEARS 68/1975
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 8 69/1489                    WISE GUYS 38/1433
    OBLIVION CLEAVERS 82/1862                   PRESIDENTS 78/1502
  6 ULTRA-VIOLE 26/1942    8    6   0 57.1      LETTER BOMBS 9/1601
  7 SIS BOOM BAA 54/432 2221 1756  15 55.8      THE CREAM 3 96/1818
    4-LETTER WORDS 48/317                       DEATH THREAT 29/1841
    4-LETTER NAMES 82/1767                      HELL'S BEARS 40/1978
    STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/1891                   PRISM LIGHTS 51/1979
    GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1771               12-THIEVES GUI 60/1649  181  169   0 51.7
    MOM 'N DAD RELATED? 68/1476              13 SUPERIOR FO 71/1530  613  605   6 50.3
    WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1680                 SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/1814
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1960                SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 60/1950
  8 CULTS-R-US 12/1827    36   30   1 54.5   14 DRUNKEN TOA 19/1714   65   65   1 50.0
  9 JAYHAWKS 70/870     1332 1125  10 54.2   15 STORIES 49/1444      984 1016   5 49.2
    MYTH HERD 9/889                             WEIRD AL 22/1411
    VAMPYRES 70/1490                            ARROGANCE 18/1190
    KAT'S PAW 70/1491                           LETHAL LADIES 4/1375
 10 DOH! 24/1363        2737 2325  13 54.1      VIOLENT FEMS 35/1875
    FLOPS 82/1860                               THE LADY'S LIST 6/1379
    040908D 82/1919                          16 EVENGATE 21/1775    1103 1154  11 48.9
    072905R 41/1910                             STAR TREK 29/1066
    12:35 AM 82/1857                            CRIMSON CLUB 5/439
    BAD HAND 24/1364                            GAMEHENDGE 30/1776
    WASTELAND 18/751                            THE REVELATION 1/389
    OUTSIDE IS 48/1366                          STAR GUARDIANS 56/1254
    THE NEPHEW 82/1861                          THE A'S -- LOSERS 30/1032
    DM OWNS YOU 82/1816                         LORDKING GENOCIDAL 66/1085
    SOFT DRINKS 82/1920                         LORDS OF THE SWORD 55/1152
    GOLD STANDARD 75/877                     17 DAMAGE INC. 59/1613   77   83   1 48.1
    I'M DEAD SEXY 42/1330                       OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/1901
    SANDS OF TIME 38/1362                    18 RUNNERS 58/1036      356  386   1 48.0
    IRATE FORMATIONS 3/1934                     SHAMROCKS 58/572
    LEGENDS OF IDAHO 82/1892                 19 RHYME TYME 55/587    877 1000   4 46.7
    WE BE WAR FLAILS 22/1834                    WE WANT RAISES 75/922

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    13 YRS & COUNTING 82/1894                   SCARRY BEASTIES 74/958
 20 THE PINK PA 99/1315   85  112   3 43.1      SEA DOGS 21/1840
 21 ALCHEMY 18/1903      112  151   2 42.6      SEA DOGS 36/1843
    UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/183                        SEA DOGS 96/1817
    JUNKYARD WARS 98/1667                       DUNGEON CELL 14 82/1963
 22 AESIR 3/631           34   46   1 42.5      DUNGEON CELL 17 82/1964
    S.O.S. 59/910                            25 DEVIATION 44/479     111  232   0 32.4
    LOST SWORDS 72/1954                         DEVIATION 64/1869
 23 DM ROLL-UPS 82/1859  272  413   5 39.7      RAP ATTACKS 71/1953
    CLASSIC HITS 82/1962                        DA DOG POWNDAZ 41/1877
    BLOODY SUNDAYS 97/1923                   26-ELVENDEN 69/1311      19   40   0 32.2
    SECOND BANANAS 47/1947                   27 SERPENT'S HO 68/811   43   96   0 30.9
    THE INANIMATES 38/1431                      SERPENT'S HOLD 46/1879
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1706                     CELESTIAL KNIGHTS 68/1951
    PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/1738               28 GENETIC MISHA 14/32  443 1157   3 27.7
    PERFECTION QUEST 13 13/1940              29-STEEL BLADES 30/933   13   39   1 25.0
    FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/1645             30-GENERATION X 3/1933    3    9   0 25.0
 24 SEA DOGS 4/1797      164  303   2 35.1   31 ANCIENT LOR 82/1917    2   19   0  9.5
    SEA DOGS 9/1937

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly PRIMUS games.  BEDTIME caught the eye of many in the 
gladiatorial commission as it skillfully bested HENDERSON and was awarded 58 points 
in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, BEDTIME put down HENDERSON, 
causing him to lose 37 points of recognition in the process.  Due to his absence and 
inability to defend the throne, TERMINUS has lost the title of Duelmaster.  The city 
has turned out in honor of TOM THUMB, for with his arena victory he may now lay claim 
to the highest position in the city!  Informants "close" to the city champion have 
told me that he never fights without pantyhose on beneath his armor.  Watch out!   
     But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades 
that is city PRIMUS.  PRIMUS, city of gladiators!  Mighty among the names of thy 
guilds is THE BEARS, a guild shunned and avoided by many in the weekly duels.  
Apparently the stalwarts of SEA DOGS are catching the bulk of jests down at the 
challenging board for their large share of the avoids.  Mighty fighters cannot but 
expect competition from those below.  LEE AT TOURNEY take warning!  You have more 
than a few enemies in PRIMUS.  A match that raised a few eyebrows at the games this 
week, it seems that HST posted a challenge against the more highly recognized DEAD 
DOG.  The results, you ask?  Well, the firebrand HST overcame DEAD DOG.  Remember 
warriors, this is the discipline of steel.  I can not but mention with disdain the 
name of DARTMAN who this week posted a challenge to a warrior a full 10 points below 
in the rankings.  I thought DARTMAN showed great skill and promise when he was 
defeated by AUDIE MURPHY.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Vendettas.  Bloodied blades and broken spears.  Indeed the city has seen more 
than its fair share of red in recent times.  Fate is a fickle mistress.  She showers 
the miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious.  Remember this!   
     If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times 
already in PRIMUS.  Nice atmosphere you have here!  More than a sharp eye must I 
keep, indeed a stout pair of legs must I keep as well!  The endless paths of Alastari 
await me!  Till next we meet remember - the pen is mightier than the sword, but a 
maul is a different story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

PRIMUS GUARDIANS                   W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  1) TOM THUMB 35-3791           100  49  1 THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA

THE TOWER GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  2)-TERMINUS 97-484             115  76  7 BUFFON (1976)              SHADOW GROVE
  3) FURIOUS BEAR 37-762         338 109 10 THE BEARS (844)            SIBIKHAS
  4)-RABID-GERBIL 68-6931        144  98    THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD
  5) MOTHER BEAR 7-3172          187 121  3 THE BEARS (673)            BONSUR
  6) DRAT 48-1831                340 158 11 4-LETTER WORDS (317)       CAER
  7) ANGRY LIGHTNING 69-8748     220 133  4 TRIBAL COUNCIL 1 (1488)    CIMMERIAC

THE TOWER GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  8)-JOHN ASHCROFT 24-4355       135 104  3 DOH! (1363)                ZORPUNT
  9)-GRIM REAVER 28-1356         214 118  4 THE BEARS (1974)           MORYA
 10) MAIMED 36-2213              179 123 19 THE HURT (522)             JHANS
 11) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894          319 137  2 MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL

THE ELITE GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 12) SHARP 74-2739               167  73  1 CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
 13) WEBBED TOES 68-8436         231 113  4 MOM 'N DAD RELATED? (1476) FIREHOLD
 14) BOUNCY BOTTOM 9-4393        154  93  5 UNRELATED (1384)           ZUKAL
 15) DARK GUARDIAN 10-2212       119  89  2 THE BEARS (1977)           KOLACT
 16)-BLONDIE 36-5723             106  69  1 BABES (1428)               JHANS
 17) STING-GER 66-443            239 186  2 LORDKING GENOCIDAL (1085)  TARRGIR
 18) HST 78-1738                 173 119  2 PRESIDENTS (1502)          LIN TIRIAN
 19) BOB'S BEEF 69-1199          271 179  4 BOB'S REFRIGERATOR (703)   CIMMERIAC
 20) DEADLY BEAR 2-3688          162 131    THE  BEARS (1372)          NIANIA
 21) LEE AT TOURNEY 4-3565       215 223  1 LETHAL LADIES (1375)       JHELUM
 22) DOC STEELE 18-5277          199 199 11 ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 23) SVEN THORFIN 78-1622        181 106  6 DOMINATION (1501)          LIN TIRIAN
 24)-JANET RENO 42-3823          152 127  1 I'M DEAD SEXY (1330)       RODEKI
 25) MANWE SULIMO 56-3338        139  50    SONG OF ILUVATAR (1305)    ROCANIS
 26) MA BEAR 48-2205             142 127    THE BEARS (177)            CAER
 27) WOLFINMYCLOTHES 54-961      239 133  9 SIS BOOM BAA (432)         TROCAR
 28) UUM FOO FOO 18-2083         272 192  5 BURN N' PILLAGE (407)      TALCAMA
 29) MAX FACTOR 74-3690           98  57  2 CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
 30) CUNNING FOX 4-3906          291 110  4 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 31) TALON 68-5392                52  49  1 SERPENT'S HOLD (811)       FIREHOLD

DEFENDERS OF THE TOWER             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 32)-BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460       146  46  1 SANDS OF TIME (1362)       CLIFFHOME
 33) BLOOD WIZARD 18-5551        211 177  3 ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 34) MIPHON 10-2706              260 150  4 LIQUID CARNAGE (742)       KOLACT
 35) JOE BLACK 48-3639           106  61  3 THE BEARS (177)            CAER
 36) PLATO 38-3785               114  75  2 WISE GUYS (1433)           CLIFFHOME
 37) INFLATABLE DOLL 38-682      134 118  3 THE INANIMATES (1431)      CLIFFHOME
 38) KILLER QUEEN 9-3109         166 247  6 MYTH HERD (889)            ZUKAL
 39) JACK DANIELS 51-3084        114  94  3 BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
 40) DEAD DOG 69-8786            167  92  5 TRIBAL COUNCIL 8 (1489)    CIMMERIAC
 41) WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885   120 106  6 THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD
 42) FRANKENBERRY 82-51803        78  40  1 DM OWNS YOU (1816)         DWES EG
 43) LAZAR WOLF 4-1169           274 161  4 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 44) CAPTAIN POLAND 18-6614      200 116  4 BURN N' PILLAGE (407)      TALCAMA
 45) KHY II 70-3305              169 150  6 VAMPYRES (1490)            SENTERN
 46) THE REAPER 69-8774          191 106  1 BLOOD MOON (1560)          CIMMERIAC
 47) LITTLEST TYRANT 82-55890     59  32    THE NEPHEW (1861)          DWES EG
 48) MACBETH 49-2832             205 177  4 STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
 49) THE UNHOLY CHILD 1-3810     280 125  4 THE REVELATION (389)       MORDANT
 50) SEAN PEARSON 70-2706        191 194  6 JAYHAWKS (870)             SENTERN
 51) NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        153  76  1 WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
 52) DIRTY ZEALOT 82-55889        55  39    FLOPS (1860)               DWES EG
 53) STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443         53  27    RAT MEN (1980)             JHELUM
 54) WENDIGO 58-3871             191 173  2 RUNNERS (1036)             DELARQ TOR
 55) LETHAL INJECTION 44-1321     49  57    DEVIATION (479)            KRILL
 56) LINT 48-1380                202  93  6 4-LETTER WORDS (317)       CAER
 57) TRUMP 24-4359               124 136  2 BAD HAND (1364)            ZORPUNT
 58) SITTING BULL 4-1016         225 153  8 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 59) ELISA 5-1210                228 145  4 CRIMSON CLUB (439)         KALTOS
 60) SPEEDI 58-3029              204 173  3 SHAMROCKS (572)            DELARQ TOR
 61) BOB'S WEINER 69-1200        248 196  1 BOB'S REFRIGERATOR (703)   CIMMERIAC

LEGION OF THE WAND                 W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 62) CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    124 104  2 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (1645)CALEAM
 63) KHYRON 75-1026              220 228  3 WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 64) PEACE 19-4280               130 121  4 DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)        ZUWAYZA

LEGION OF THE WAND                 W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 65) THE LITTLE ONE 56-1432      199 237  4 STAR GUARDIANS (1254)      ROCANIS
 66) DARKNESS 69-6719            232 153  8 EVIL (1087)                CIMMERIAC
 67) PICARD 29-1995              278 157  3 STAR TREK (1066)           LAPUR
 68) A NEW PONY! 82-1306         109 121  1 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1680) DWES EG
 69) TARLOCK 6-4615              189 187  3 THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
 70) BEDTIME 82-28461             61  21  1 12:35 AM (1857)            DWES EG
 71) RAETH 69-1083               254 182    KNIGHTS OF ORCCON (865)    CIMMERIAC
 72) PINK MINK 55-220            260 225  2 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 73) SWIFT 75-181                255 218  4 WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 74) CONOR LARKIN 17-4974        170  72  4 OLD FRIENDS (1100)         ALJAFIR
 75) LOWLY WORM 74-56            266 209  1 SCARRY BEASTIES (958)      DAYLA KIV
 76)-D. FILER 9-4721              88  52  1 LETTER BOMBS (1601)        ZUKAL
 77) DONNA 36-5966                92  48  4 BABES (1428)               JHANS
 78) FALPAWIZ 55-1342            272 166  5 LORDS OF THE SWORD (1152)  KHALANI
 79) HARMONY 82-26932             80  82  4 PERFECTION QUEST 2 (1738)  DWES EG
 80) SHARKY 18-5306              154 245  4 ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 81) MARCIANO 96-1446             67  62  6 THE CREAM 3 (1818)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 82) SIMBACK 59-834               89  66    DAMAGE INC. (1613)         ILLIS
 83) MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257      59  51    DEVIATION (479)            KRILL
 84) AMISH PARADISE 22-5170      198 188  7 WEIRD AL (1411)            SOLVEN
 85) ZALTAN 6-4616               138 237  4 THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
 86) SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399        73  68  4 SEA DOGS (1817)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 87) HARV 82-20046               102  74  1 4-LETTER NAMES (1767)      DWES EG
 88) SUPERIORBOY 71-3640          86 138  1 SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (1530)  KYR'TERR
 89) ROSE 76-2357                 88  45  3 COLORS (1499)              SIMTAKKA
 90) SANDY 51-2707                96  45  2 PRISM LIGHTS (1979)        TRICORUS
 91) FOREVER MAN 38-4168         103 176  1 SANDS OF TIME (1362)       CLIFFHOME
 92) AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         163  87  2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
 93) CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     178  99  3 YO YO TRICKS (1851)        CIMMERIAC
 94) HOT HAZEL 98-608             66  57  4 JUNKYARD WARS (1667)       SYVYN'S HILL
 95) FREY 3-2258                  84  65  1 AESIR (631)                OSKSI
 96) NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821      130  85    WE BE WAR FLAILS (1834)    SOLVEN
 97) BOBS AND DOGS 82-55985       50  28    SOFT DRINKS (1920)         DWES EG
 98)-HANNIBAL LECTOR 64-3997      88  76    DEVIATION (1869)           KURUKAR
 99)-NO FEAR 35-3069              86  56  1 THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
100) PRISONER 0083 82-31432       26  22    DUNGEON CELL 17 (1964)     DWES EG
101) HOT 48-3858                 149 144  2 OUTSIDE IS (1366)          CAER

THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
102) DARTMAN 33-7161             121  64  4 COLGATE DAYS (1777)        NIATOLI ISLAND
103) VAGABOND 4-6049              68  54  1 SEA DOGS (1797)            JHELUM
104)-BRUNO 51-4332                72  47  2 BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
105) PANZER 58-3579              170 205  4 RUNNERS (1036)             DELARQ TOR
106) VISTA BLOWS 18-9258          84  61  2 WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
107) ENTER SANDMAN 40-3748        85  63  2 HELL'S BEARS (1978)        ZENSU
108) WOLVERINE 82-6651            33  34    BALL (1973)                DWES EG
109) WAYWARD SON 1-8180           53  23  4 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706)    MORDANT
110) HENDERSON 30-1622           271 181    THE A'S -- LOSERS (1032)   IAYE
111) RAZOR 70-2403               192 188  1 KAT'S PAW (1491)           SENTERN
112) PARROT KEEPER 21-6157        44  29  2 SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
113) LUCRETIA BORGIA 4-3563      132 196    LETHAL LADIES (1375)       JHELUM
114) COOLER 82-7277              129 121  2 STYROFOAM (1959)           DWES EG
115) FRAIL WHALE 55-1968         189 275  3 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
116) SISTER X 12-6340             83  72  1 CULTS-R-US (1827)          RIZTAB
117) ALVIN YORK 3-6156           148 101    OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
118) FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862         205 206  2 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
119) GROGGY DOGGY 55-223         202 293    RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
120) PIECE OF 12 BUCKS 99-321    110 117  6 THE PINK PANSIES (1315)    SOUTH RIDGE
121) ALBINO DALMATION 41-1672     57  52  3 DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
122) NAPOLEON DYNAMITE 82-32893   60  32    LEGENDS OF IDAHO (1892)    DWES EG
123) PERFECT SNOTLING 60-8403     37  11    SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950)ARADI
124) DEFIANCE 32-4619             68  36  1 ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
125) PERFECT DRUG 3-6943          37  10    IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)    OSKSI

THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
126) PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         124  91  4 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (1692) LAPUR
127)-BLUE MEANIE 60-4814          56  28    THIEVES GUILD (1649)       ARADI
128) FLEA FLICKER 97-3087         51  25  5 BLOODY SUNDAYS (1923)      SHADOW GROVE
129) TOMATO ION 82-55638          51  32    040908D (1919)             DWES EG
130) CHEESE STEAK 82-20346        34  22  1 HARDWARE (1981)            DWES EG
131) RICO 51-5016                 46  30  1 BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
132) GOLDENBEARD 21-6202          62  42  1 SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
133)-PRISONER 0069 82-31419       44  47    DUNGEON CELL 14 (1963)     DWES EG
134) R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  102  85  5 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1771)  SOUTH RIDGE
135) HEART BREAKER 26-4752        54  39  1 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1942)       CALEAM
136) MARV JR 18-9288              66  27    WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
137) PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         105  27  1 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706)    MORDANT
138) MARV 82-41424                46  18    4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS (1965)  DWES EG
139) SOULSNARE 82-37248           33  39    OBLIVION CLEAVERS (1862)   DWES EG
140) SAMURAI 75-3119              80  49  1 GOLD STANDARD (877)        JADE MOUNTAIN
141) GOLDWRAP 82-11886            59  31    SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (1814)  DWES EG
142) MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257     91  56    WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
143) ICE FOX 5-3877               69  37    OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (1901)   KALTOS
144) BIG DADDY KANE 71-285        30  20  2 RAP ATTACKS (1953)         KYR'TERR
145) BURNT 36-2443                78  61    THE HURT (522)             JHANS
146) ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426       75  85  1 MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (1961)  DWES EG
147) RETARD 68-7501               19  14    THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD
148)-SUPER SENIOR 3-4728          43  45  4 GENERATION X (1933)        OSKSI
149) COBRA 29-4355                76  51  1 DEATH THREAT (1841)        LAPUR
150) HOUSE MOUSE 55-221          188 302  2 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
151) ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351         98 120  1 THE REVELATION (389)       MORDANT

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
152) BLESSING 82-48644            36  27    DM ROLL-UPS (1859)         DWES EG
153) KAIDEN 35-3108              177 182  2 VIOLENT FEMS (1875)        MURSKA
154) TELA 30-2973                 53 153  2 GAMEHENDGE (1776)          IAYE
155) 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199         92  55  3 072905R (1910)             KATI-TEI
156) CRACKED AND LEAKING 82-28597 57  55  1 STREET PIZZAD XXI (1891)   DWES EG
157)-PATCH 36-7297                37  30    SEA DOGS (1843)            JHANS
158) FIREBALL 4-5486              38  30  1 F BALLS (1824)             JHELUM
159) MANDRAKE 68-3259             60  54  1 SERPENT'S HOLD (811)       FIREHOLD
160) MALICE 46-2336               55  35  1 SERPENT'S HOLD (1879)      ARDIVENT
161) SHADOW ANGEL 82-45588        43  48  1 ANCIENT LORDS (1917)       DWES EG
162) VIGO 18-6086                 77  37    ALCHEMY (1903)             TALCAMA
163) VIOLENT FURY 14-303         117 364  1 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
164) POPEYE 59-1429               49  40    S.O.S. (910)               ILLIS
165) RAT CATCHER 9-5449           22  20  2 SEA DOGS (1937)            ZUKAL
166) GATEWAY 82-15631            104  65  1 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1960)DWES EG
167) SCREAMING EAGLE 4-6498       45  42  1 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
168) FOG 21-4416                  91 193    EVENGATE (1775)            SUNSET
169) LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82-55739   70  35    13 YRS & COUNTING (1894)   DWES EG
170) VILLIAGE IDIOT 14-304       276 329  2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
171) ROCKWELL 7-5003              34  34    UNDEAD ARTISTS (183)       BONSUR
172) THUNDAR BEAGLE! 14-852      131 338  2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
173) DAYDREAM BELIEVER 82-31100   41  33  1 CLASSIC HITS (1962)        DWES EG
174) KRAMER 47-5191              102  58    SECOND BANANAS (1947)      NORTH FORK
175) SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278      75 101  3 END OF THE LINE (1853)     DWES EG
176) HEMLOCK 68-2193              46  52  2 CELESTIAL KNIGHTS (1951)   FIREHOLD
177) ZOLTAN 72-1483               27  21  1 LOST SWORDS (1954)         DRAGONHEAD
178)-FIREDRAKE 30-2070            60  62  3 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
179) MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! 60-8618    40  19  1 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950)ARADI
180) JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143     34  28    PERFECTION QUEST 13 (1940) DULLENS
181)-ELFSTER 69-3085              78  94  4 ELVENDEN (1311)            CIMMERIAC

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PARROT KEEPER was devastated by RAZOR in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MOTHER BEAR narrowly defeated MENDELSSOHN in a exciting 4 minute gory Challenge melee.
MANWE SULIMO vanquished UUM FOO FOO in a popular 4 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
DARK GUARDIAN was demolished by WEBBED TOES in a 6 minute Challenge competition.
DEADLY BEAR was savagely defeated by DRAT in a exciting 11 minute Challenge struggle.
MAX FACTOR was outwaited by LEE AT TOURNEY in a 8 minute Challenge fight.
LETHAL INJECTION was vanquished by LITTLEST TYRANT in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
HST vanquished DEAD DOG in a popular 5 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
JOE BLACK was overpowered by BLOOD WIZARD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
PLATO savagely defeated INFLATABLE DOLL in a exciting 8 minute bloody Challenge match.
ROSE slimly lost to ZALTAN in a exciting 8 minute brutal Challenge contest.
SUSHI SLINGER was bested by AMISH PARADISE in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
MASKED INTRUDER was viciously subdued by MARCIANO in a 13 minute Challenge conflict.
CONOR LARKIN narrowly defeated DONNA in a action packed 8 minute Challenge struggle.
ENTER SANDMAN was overpowered by VISTA BLOWS in a 5 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ALBINO DALMATION overpowered PERFECT DRUG in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge match.
VAGABOND was savagely defeated by SUPERIORBOY in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
PRISONER 0083 was narrowly defeated by NEBUCHADNEZZAR in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
WOLVERINE demolished COOLER in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
SANDY handily defeated BOBS AND DOGS in a 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge contest.
DARTMAN was defeated by AUDIE MURPHY in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
DEFIANCE was beaten by LUCRETIA BORGIA in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SHADOW ANGEL was vanquished by MANDRAKE in a 7 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CHEESE STEAK was vanquished by FLEA FLICKER in a 2 minute uneven Challenge bout.
BIG DADDY KANE handily defeated RETARD in a 2 minute uneven Challenge bout.
FIREBALL overpowered MALICE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
RICO overpowered HEART BREAKER in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
RAT CATCHER was overpowered by VIOLENT FURY in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
GOLDENBEARD was overpowered by GROGGY DOGGY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BURNT was savagely defeated by GOLDWRAP in a exciting 5 minute bloody Challenge fray.
MAIMED viciously subdued DOC STEELE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal fight.
FURIOUS BEAR demolished DARK CHAMPION in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TOM THUMB outlasted BOB'S BEEF in a exciting 12 minute Title match.
MA BEAR was viciously subdued by ANGRY LIGHTNING in a action packed 8 minute match.
SHARP overpowered CAPTAIN POLAND in a crowd pleasing 8 minute brutal one-sided duel.
WOLFINMYCLOTHES was viciously subdued by BOUNCY BOTTOM in a exciting 9 minute duel.
SVEN THORFIN savagely defeated LINT in a action packed 10 minute bloody duel.
CUNNING FOX subdued TALON in a action packed 4 minute conflict.
JACK DANIELS slimly lost to STING-GER in a crowd pleasing 8 minute brutal fight.
WALL PAPER HANGER handily defeated DARKNESS in a exciting 5 minute mismatched melee.
BOB'S WEINER was narrowly defeated by TRUMP in a popular 2 minute gruesome battle.
THE REAPER outlasted NEOSPHINCTER in a action packed 12 minute bout.
SEAN PEARSON savagely defeated ELISA in a action packed 3 minute brutal competition.
SPEEDI was subdued by DIRTY ZEALOT in a exciting 3 minute conflict.
KHY II demolished HARMONY in a popular 3 minute bloody one-sided battle.
MIPHON devastated PEACE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
KILLER QUEEN demolished PINK MINK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
STANLEY'S CUP savagely defeated PICARD in a crowd pleasing 16 minute gory contest.
LAZAR WOLF overpowered A NEW PONY! in a popular 2 minute mismatched duel.
SITTING BULL overpowered THE LITTLE ONE in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
HARV slimly lost to WENDIGO in a exciting 11 minute gory bout.
FRANKENBERRY won victory over SHARKY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
THE UNHOLY CHILD narrowly defeated SIMBACK in a popular 4 minute bloody conflict.
MACBETH overpowered LOWLY WORM in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
FALPAWIZ was narrowly defeated by SWIFT in a action packed 4 minute gory duel.
TARLOCK defeated HOT HAZEL in a popular 4 minute gruesome fight.
HENDERSON was vanquished by BEDTIME in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
RAETH vanquished FRAIL WHALE in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
CARTHORIS JEDDAK demolished NAPOLEON DYNAMITE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
KHYRON overpowered SEAHAWK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CHOKING CHICKEN outlasted KRAMER in a popular 9 minute fight.
PYGMY SHREW overpowered LITTLE GIRL CRUSH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven brawl.
ICE FOX was handily defeated by SISTER X in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
PERFECT SNOTLING devastated MR. DUTCH CRUNCH in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
PIECE OF 12 BUCKS overpowered TELA in a exciting 4 minute uneven duel.
PANZER handily defeated SOULSNARE in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided melee.
FOREVER MAN beat VILLIAGE IDIOT in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
FUNNY BUNNY handily defeated 5 GOT PICKED in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
ALVIN YORK devastated FOG in a exciting 3 minute brutal mismatched match.
FREY overpowered ROY BENAVIDEZ in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
WAYWARD SON overcame CRACKED AND LEAKING in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
HOT overpowered HEMLOCK in a action packed 2 minute one-sided match.
BLESSING vanquished ZOLTAN in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
MARV was savagely defeated by PRODIGAL SON in a popular 7 minute bloody duel.
TOMATO ION demolished MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! in a popular 3 minute gory one-sided brawl.
DAYDREAM BELIEVER was overpowered by HOUSE MOUSE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
GATEWAY was overpowered by COBRA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
SQUIRREL KILLER was overpowered by POPEYE in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
R IS FOR REPUGNANT won victory over THUNDAR BEAGLE! in a 2 minute contest.
SAMURAI vanquished KAIDEN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute uneven fight.
MARV JR overpowered VIGO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal mismatched fight.
JUMPINJACK FLASH slimly lost to ROCKWELL in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bout.
SCREAMING EAGLE slimly lost to ANGELIC SMURF in a action packed 3 minute melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  61         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -   6 -  0      73  |
|AIMED BLOW                      46         PARRY-LUNGE       73 -  51 -  0      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         WALL OF STEEL     92 -  84 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     11         LUNGING ATTACK   386 - 355 -  1      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         AIMED BLOW       268 - 261 -  0      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         SLASHING ATTACK   88 -  97 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  30 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         TOTAL PARRY       63 -  72 -  0      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  14 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  39 -  0      25  |

Turn 571 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  6         6  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      5 -  6         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        25 - 21     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  5     
LUNGING ATTACK    33 - 28     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  8     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  4     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   RANK WARRIOR                     W   L  K TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW         1) TOM THUMB 35-3791         100  49  1 THE BEARS (843)
LUNGING ATTACK     5) MOTHER BEAR 7-3172        187 121  3 THE BEARS (673)
PARRY-LUNGE       19) BOB'S BEEF 69-1199        271 179  4 BOB'S REFRIGERATOR (703)
PARRY-STRIKE      20) DEADLY BEAR 2-3688        162 131  0 THE  BEARS (1372)
SLASHING ATTACK   22) DOC STEELE 18-5277        199 199 11 ARROGANCE (1190)

FIGHTING STYLE   RANK WARRIOR                     W   L  K TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL     27) WOLFINMYCLOTHES 54-961    239 133  9 SIS BOOM BAA (432)
PARRY-RIPOSTE     28) UUM FOO FOO 18-2083       272 192  5 BURN N' PILLAGE (407)
BASHING ATTACK    38) KILLER QUEEN 9-3109       166 247  6 MYTH HERD (889)
STRIKING ATTACK   41) WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885 120 106  6 THE BEARS (1975)
TOTAL PARRY       44) CAPTAIN POLAND 18-6614    200 116  4 BURN N' PILLAGE (407)

The overall popularity leader is DRAT 48-1831.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BOB'S BEEF 69-1199.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHOKING CHICKEN 
69-8734, BOUNCY BOTTOM 9-4393, DONNA 36-5966, WOLFINMYCLOTHES 54-961, WENDIGO 
58-3871, CONOR LARKIN 17-4974, HARV 82-20046, DRAT 48-1831, PICARD 29-1995, and SVEN 
THORFIN 78-1622.

The least popular fighter this week was NAPOLEON DYNAMITE 82--32643.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were GATEWAY 82-15631, DAYDREAM BELIEVER 82-31100, ROY 
BENAVIDEZ 82-18426, ICE FOX 5-3877, SHARKY 18-5306, MALICE 46-2336, COOLER 82-7277, 
JOE BLACK 48-3639, ZOLTAN 72-1483, and HEMLOCK 68-2193.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           4  0 0  LAPUR(29)            2  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       2  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  IAYE(30)             0  2 0  ILLIS(59)            1  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             3  1 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            7  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  2 0  MURSKA(35)           1  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         3  3 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  2 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        4  4 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  0 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  0 0  SENTERN(70)          3  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  1 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  KRILL(44)            0  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    3  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       2  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          3  7 0  CAER(48)             2  3 0  DWES EG(82)          8 17 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  3 0  TRICORUS(51)         2  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           2  0 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          3  3 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 49) THE UNHOLY CHILD 1-3810    280 125  4  THE REVELATION (389)       MORDANT
 20) DEADLY BEAR 2-3688         162 131  0  THE  BEARS (1372)          NIANIA
 92) AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160        163  87  2  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
 21) LEE AT TOURNEY 4-3565      215 223  1  LETHAL LADIES (1375)       JHELUM
 59) ELISA 5-1210               228 145  4  CRIMSON CLUB (439)         KALTOS
 69) TARLOCK 6-4615             189 187  3  THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
  5) MOTHER BEAR 7-3172         187 121  3  THE BEARS (673)            BONSUR
 11) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894         319 137  2  MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL
 15) DARK GUARDIAN 10-2212      119  89  2  THE BEARS (1977)           KOLACT
116) SISTER X 12-6340            83  72  1  CULTS-R-US (1827)          RIZTAB
180) JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143    34  28  0  PERFECTION QUEST 13 (1940) DULLENS
163) VIOLENT FURY 14-303        117 364  1  GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
 74) CONOR LARKIN 17-4974       170  72  4  OLD FRIENDS (1100)         ALJAFIR
 22) DOC STEELE 18-5277         199 199 11  ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 64) PEACE 19-4280              130 121  4  DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)        ZUWAYZA
112) PARROT KEEPER 21-6157       44  29  2  SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
 84) AMISH PARADISE 22-5170     198 188  7  WEIRD AL (1411)            SOLVEN
 57) TRUMP 24-4359              124 136  2  BAD HAND (1364)            ZORPUNT
 62) CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376   124 104  2  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (1645 CALEAM
 67) PICARD 29-1995             278 157  3  STAR TREK (1066)           LAPUR
110) HENDERSON 30-1622          271 181  0  THE A'S -- LOSERS (1032)   IAYE
124) DEFIANCE 32-4619            68  36  1  ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
102) DARTMAN 33-7161            121  64  4  COLGATE DAYS (1777)        NIATOLI ISLAND
  1) TOM THUMB 35-3791          100  49  1  THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 10) MAIMED 36-2213             179 123 19  THE HURT (522)             JHANS
  3) FURIOUS BEAR 37-762        338 109 10  THE BEARS (844)            SIBIKHAS
 36) PLATO 38-3785              114  75  2  WISE GUYS (1433)           CLIFFHOME
107) ENTER SANDMAN 40-3748       85  63  2  HELL'S BEARS (1978)        ZENSU
121) ALBINO DALMATION 41-1672    57  52  3  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
 55) LETHAL INJECTION 44-1321    49  57  0  DEVIATION (479)            KRILL
160) MALICE 46-2336              55  35  1  SERPENT'S HOLD (1879)      ARDIVENT
174) KRAMER 47-5191             102  58  0  SECOND BANANAS (1947)      NORTH FORK
  6) DRAT 48-1831               340 158 11  4-LETTER WORDS (317)       CAER
 48) MACBETH 49-2832            205 177  4  STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
 39) JACK DANIELS 51-3084       114  94  3  BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
 27) WOLFINMYCLOTHES 54-961     239 133  9  SIS BOOM BAA (432)         TROCAR
 72) PINK MINK 55-220           260 225  2  RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 25) MANWE SULIMO 56-3338       139  50  0  SONG OF ILUVATAR (1305)    ROCANIS
 54) WENDIGO 58-3871            191 173  2  RUNNERS (1036)             DELARQ TOR
 82) SIMBACK 59-834              89  66  0  DAMAGE INC. (1613)         ILLIS
123) PERFECT SNOTLING 60-8403    37  11  0  SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950 ARADI
 17) STING-GER 66-443           239 186  2  LORDKING GENOCIDAL (1085)  TARRGIR
 13) WEBBED TOES 68-8436        231 113  4  MOM 'N DAD RELATED? (1476) FIREHOLD
  7) ANGRY LIGHTNING 69-8748    220 133  4  TRIBAL COUNCIL 1 (1488)    CIMMERIAC
 45) KHY II 70-3305             169 150  6  VAMPYRES (1490)            SENTERN
 88) SUPERIORBOY 71-3640         86 138  1  SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (1530)  KYR'TERR
177) ZOLTAN 72-1483              27  21  1  LOST SWORDS (1954)         DRAGONHEAD
 12) SHARP 74-2739              167  73  1  CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
 63) KHYRON 75-1026             220 228  3  WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 89) ROSE 76-2357                88  45  3  COLORS (1499)              SIMTAKKA
 18) HST 78-1738                173 119  2  PRESIDENTS (1502)          LIN TIRIAN
 42) FRANKENBERRY 82--13733      78  40  1  DM OWNS YOU (1816)         DWES EG
 81) MARCIANO 96-1446            67  62  6  THE CREAM 3 (1818)         OLD VALAMANTIS
128) FLEA FLICKER 97-3087        51  25  5  BLOODY SUNDAYS (1923)      SHADOW GROVE
 94) HOT HAZEL 98-608            66  57  4  JUNKYARD WARS (1667)       SYVYN'S HILL
120) PIECE OF 12 BUCKS 99-321   110 117  6  THE PINK PANSIES (1315)    SOUTH RIDGE