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Date   : 12/28/2011    Duedate: 01/10/2012

PRIMUS ARENA

DM 102    TURN 575

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 OLD FRIENDS 17/1100 2368  940  20 71.6      LEGENDS OF IDAHO 82/1892
    COLGATE DAYS 33/1777                        WE BE WAR FLAILS 22/1834
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1907                      13 YRS & COUNTING 82/1894
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 13/351                      4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS 82/1965
    SONG OF ILUVATAR 56/1305                 10 BALL 82/1973        1995 1807  20 52.5
  2 MEPHISTO'S WA 9/636  596  394   6 60.2      BABES 36/1428
  3 FRAT PARTY BL 3/731  836  560   0 59.9      CORPS 74/1496
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/1796                    BUFFON 97/1976
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/1961                  COLORS 76/1499
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/1692                 F BALLS 4/1824
  4 STYROFOAM 82/1959   1009  699   3 59.1      BOY O'S 51/1553
    BURN N' PILLAGE 18/407                      THE BEARS 7/673
    KNIGHTS OF ORCCON 69/865                    THE HURT 36/522
    BOB'S REFRIGERATOR 69/703                   VEGGIES 33/1983
  5 EVIL 69/1087        1776 1294  12 57.9      HARDWARE 82/1981
    BLOOD MOON 69/1560                          THE BEARS 35/843
    DOMINATION 78/1501                          THE BEARS 37/844
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/343                        THE BEARS 48/177
    YO YO TRICKS 69/1851                        UNRELATED 9/1384
    LIQUID CARNAGE 10/742                       THE  BEARS 2/1372
    END OF THE LINE 82/1853                     THE BEARS 10/1977
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 1 69/1488                    THE BEARS 28/1974
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 8 69/1489                    THE BEARS 68/1975
    OBLIVION CLEAVERS 82/1862                   THE BEARS 69/1477
  6 SIS BOOM BAA 54/432 2238 1773  15 55.8      WISE GUYS 38/1433
    4-LETTER WORDS 48/317                       PRESIDENTS 78/1502
    4-LETTER NAMES 82/1767                      LETTER BOMBS 9/1601
    STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/1891                   THE CREAM 3 96/1818
    GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1771                  DEATH THREAT 29/1841
    MOM 'N DAD RELATED? 68/1476                 HELL'S BEARS 40/1978
    WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1680                 PRISM LIGHTS 51/1979
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1960             11 DRUNKEN TOA 19/1714   68   66   1 50.7
  7 JAYHAWKS 70/870     1344 1129  10 54.3   12 SUPERIOR FO 71/1530  623  614   6 50.4
    MYTH HERD 9/889                             SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/1814
    VAMPYRES 70/1490                            SUPERIOR FORCES ZC 71/1925
    KAT'S PAW 70/1491                           SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 60/1950
  8 CULTS-R-US 12/1827    38   32   1 54.3   13 ULTRA-VIOLE 26/1942    9    9   0 50.0
  9 FLOPS 82/1860       2780 2374  13 53.9   14 STORIES 49/1444     1009 1031   5 49.5
    011808O 82/1995                             WEIRD AL 22/1411
    040908D 82/1919                             ARROGANCE 18/1190
    072905R 41/1910                             JUST BECAUSE 38/1987
    12:35 AM 82/1857                            LETHAL LADIES 4/1375
    BAD HAND 24/1364                            VIOLENT FEMS 35/1875
    WASTELAND 18/751                            THE LADY'S LIST 6/1379
    OUTSIDE IS 48/1366                       15 EVENGATE 21/1775    1123 1174  11 48.9
    THE NEPHEW 82/1861                          STAR TREK 29/1066
    WASTELAND II 7/635                          CRIMSON CLUB 5/439
    DM OWNS YOU 82/1816                         GAMEHENDGE 30/1776
    SOFT DRINKS 82/1920                         THE REVELATION 1/389
    GOLD STANDARD 75/877                        STAR GUARDIANS 56/1254
    STUPID NAMES 82/1992                        THE A'S -- LOSERS 30/1032
    SANDS OF TIME 38/1362                       LORDKING GENOCIDAL 66/1085
    THE HUNTED F9 98/1996                       LORDS OF THE SWORD 55/1152

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    IRATE FORMATIONS 3/1934                  16-SUNNYDALE 82/1529    600  627   1 48.9
    PURPLE AND GOLD 4/1935                      TACKLE BOX 37/1986
    THE INQUISITION 66/807                      LOST SWORDS 72/1954
    INQUISITION GC 03 11/1902                28 COLLUSION 97/1895    291  429   5 40.4
 17-DAMAGE INC. 59/1613   80   86   1 48.2      DM ROLL-UPS 82/1859
    OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/1901                    BLOODY SUNDAYS 97/1923
 18 RUNNERS 58/1036      360  394   1 47.7      SECOND BANANAS 47/1947
    SHAMROCKS 58/572                            THE INANIMATES 38/1431
 19 GRUNTS 20/1404        34   38   0 47.2      MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1706
    CHAOTIC PEACE 78/1503                       PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/1738
    WAYSIDE ELITE 21/1409                       FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/1645
    THE WILLBURYS 13 13/1939                 29 SEA DOGS 4/1797      179  324   2 35.6
 20 RHYME TYME 55/587    888 1021   4 46.5      SEA DOGS 9/1937
    WE WANT RAISES 75/922                       SEA DOGS 18/1782
    SCARRY BEASTIES 74/958                      SEA DOGS 21/1840
 21-LUROCIANS I 33/1984   72   83   1 46.5      SEA DOGS 51/1989
 22-THE PHILANT 35/1985   54   64   1 45.8      SEA DOGS 96/1817
 23 COLLEGE RAD 98/1681   90  113   1 44.3      DUNGEON CELL 42/1945
    TERRAPIN STATION 10/1021                    DUNGEON CELL 17 82/1964
    THE MOTHERSHIP 3 60/1258                    DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1993
 24 THE PINK PA 99/1315   88  113   3 43.8      DUNGEON CELL 77 82/1994
 25 FIRE DECK 38/1988    123  161   1 43.3   30 DEVIATION 44/479     116  247   0 32.0
    THE INEPTS 33/683                           DEVIATION 64/1869
    GAMMARAUDERS 12/1145                        PYROMANIA 52/1948
    NUMBERS GAME 31/1243                        RAP ATTACKS 71/1953
    METAL MELTDOWN 60/1556                      DA DOG POWNDAZ 41/1877
    ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/1982                 31-SPLIT INFIN 65/1823   75  162   0 31.6
    FLOYD'S PINK BRO' 96/1624                32 SERPENT'S HO 68/811   49  106   0 31.6
 26 ALCHEMY 18/1903      120  157   2 43.3      SERPENT'S HOLD 46/1879
    ARADI'S DEAD 60/1339                        CELESTIAL KNIGHTS 68/1951
    UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/183                     33 GENETIC MISHA 14/32  448 1164   3 27.8
    JUNKYARD WARS 98/1667                    34 GENERATION X 3/1933    4   11   0 26.7
 27 AESIR 3/631           40   58   1 40.8   35 KAOS 47/1997           3   25   0 10.7
    S.O.S. 59/910                               ANCIENT LORDS 82/1917
    HYBORIA 69/1991                             DISTANT BREEZE 82/1998
    XENOCIDE 69/1990

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Welcome PRIMUS.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights have 
I fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  What's with PRISONER 0103?  
He actually beat ALCHEMY's VIGO, and walked away with 49 more points from the fight.  
Laughs were big at DUNGEON CELL 21 while they watched PRISONER 0103 clobber VIGO.  He 
lost 46 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  Har har har!  
Did JACK DANIELS wimp out, or just get lazy?  Anyway, he's not Duelmaster anymore.  
I'm sure PRIMUS is excited about TOM THUMB, the new Duelmaster from THE BEARS.  
(remember?)  But when you've seen as many as I have...  I suppose you want to hear 
some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  The most avoided team was 
DOMINATION.  Management must be dealin', as the boys at THE HURT ain't reelin'!  
DOMINATION's mad!  How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior, 
SISTER X!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.  Maybe 
WASTELAND's MARV JR is one of those guys who likes pain, or something.  That's what 
he'll get next week, after challenging up 34 to WAYWARD SON.  WAYWARD SON must not 
been fighting well, cause he lost to MARV JR of WASTELAND.  Sometimes you just have a 
bad day where things get, um, mixed up.  Keep challenging up 50 points, RONIN, and I 
won't have to write about you much longer.  FRANKENBERRY always accepts those kind of 
challenges...  Who knows what was running through RONIN's head, but FRANKENBERRY 
rearranged it for him.  How soon will RONIN make a challenge like that again?  Maybe 
AESIR's HAGAR is one of those guys who likes pain, or something.  That's what he'll 
get next week, after challenging up 31 to FOG.  HAGAR did pretty good last week in 
beating FOG to get 33 points.  Why did FOG lose, you ask?  Simple:  it wasn't good 
enough.   
     Warriors of PRIMUS unite.  You have only your games to lose!  How long have I 
been here?  I got people to see, places to go...   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
All work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and 
good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

PRIMUS GUARDIANS                   W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  1) TOM THUMB 35-3791           103  49  1 THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA

THE TOWER GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  2)-JACK DANIELS 51-3084        117  94  3 BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
  3)-TERMINUS 97-484             117  76  7 BUFFON (1976)              SHADOW GROVE
  4)-RABID-GERBIL 68-6931        146  98    THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD
  5) SHARP 74-2739               170  73  1 CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
  6) FURIOUS BEAR 37-762         341 110 10 THE BEARS (844)            SIBIKHAS
  7) HST 78-1738                 176 119  2 PRESIDENTS (1502)          LIN TIRIAN
  8) MAIMED 36-2213              181 123 19 THE HURT (522)             JHANS
  9)-GRIM REAVER 28-1356         215 118  4 THE BEARS (1974)           MORYA
 10) MA BEAR 48-2205             145 127    THE BEARS (177)            CAER
 11) DEADLY BEAR 2-3688          163 133    THE  BEARS (1372)          NIANIA

THE ELITE GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 12) WEBBED TOES 68-8436         234 114  4 MOM 'N DAD RELATED? (1476) FIREHOLD
 13) DEAD DOG 69-8786            171  92  5 TRIBAL COUNCIL 8 (1489)    CIMMERIAC
 14) BLONDIE 36-5723             109  70  1 BABES (1428)               JHANS
 15) MOTHER BEAR 7-3172          189 123  3 THE BEARS (673)            BONSUR
 16) SVEN THORFIN 78-1622        183 108  6 DOMINATION (1501)          LIN TIRIAN
 17) CUNNING FOX 4-3906          294 111  4 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 18) MIPHON 10-2706              262 152  4 LIQUID CARNAGE (742)       KOLACT
 19) DRAT 48-1831                341 161 11 4-LETTER WORDS (317)       CAER
 20) UUM FOO FOO 18-2083         274 194  5 BURN N' PILLAGE (407)      TALCAMA
 21) MAX FACTOR 74-3690          100  57  2 CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
 22) ANGRY LIGHTNING 69-8748     221 136  4 TRIBAL COUNCIL 1 (1488)    CIMMERIAC
 23) WOLFINMYCLOTHES 54-961      241 135  9 SIS BOOM BAA (432)         TROCAR
 24) MACBETH 49-2832             206 180  4 STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
 25) DARK GUARDIAN 10-2212       121  90  2 THE BEARS (1977)           KOLACT
 26) PICASSO 7-1534              118 104  8 UNDEAD ARTISTS (183)       BONSUR
 27) LEE AT TOURNEY 4-3565       216 226  1 LETHAL LADIES (1375)       JHELUM
 28)-MANWE SULIMO 56-3338        141  51    SONG OF ILUVATAR (1305)    ROCANIS
 29) DOC STEELE 18-5277          201 201 11 ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 30) ELISA 5-1210                232 145  4 CRIMSON CLUB (439)         KALTOS
 31) WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885   121 107  6 THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD

DEFENDERS OF THE TOWER             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 32) DARKNESS 69-6719            235 154  8 EVIL (1087)                CIMMERIAC
 33) HOT 48-3858                 153 144  2 OUTSIDE IS (1366)          CAER
 34) PLATO 38-3785               115  77  2 WISE GUYS (1433)           CLIFFHOME
 35) FRANKENBERRY 82-51803        81  41  1 DM OWNS YOU (1816)         DWES EG
 36) THE REAPER 69-8774          195 106  1 BLOOD MOON (1560)          CIMMERIAC
 37) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894          321 139  2 MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL
 38) BOUNCY BOTTOM 9-4393        155  94  5 UNRELATED (1384)           ZUKAL
 39) BLOOD WIZARD 18-5551        214 178  3 ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 40) TRUMP 24-4359               126 138  2 BAD HAND (1364)            ZORPUNT
 41) MARCIANO 96-1446             69  64  6 THE CREAM 3 (1818)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 42) LINT 48-1380                204  95  6 4-LETTER WORDS (317)       CAER
 43) BOB'S WEINER 69-1200        252 196  1 BOB'S REFRIGERATOR (703)   CIMMERIAC
 44) INFLATABLE DOLL 38-682      135 121  3 THE INANIMATES (1431)      CLIFFHOME
 45) LITTLEST TYRANT 82-55890     62  33    THE NEPHEW (1861)          DWES EG
 46) KILLER QUEEN 9-3109         168 249  6 MYTH HERD (889)            ZUKAL
 47) LAZAR WOLF 4-1169           276 163  4 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 48) PEACE 19-4280               133 122  4 DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)        ZUWAYZA

DEFENDERS OF THE TOWER             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 49) NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        154  79  1 WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
 50) CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    125 107  2 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (1645)CALEAM
 51) SWIFT 75-181                257 220  4 WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 52)-LETHAL INJECTION 44-1321     50  57    DEVIATION (479)            KRILL
 53) SUPERIORBOY 71-3640          90 138  1 SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (1530)  KYR'TERR
 54) STING-GER 66-443            241 188  2 LORDKING GENOCIDAL (1085)  TARRGIR
 55) KHY II 70-3305              172 151  6 VAMPYRES (1490)            SENTERN
 56) TALON 68-5392                53  52  1 SERPENT'S HOLD (811)       FIREHOLD
 57) SITTING BULL 4-1016         227 155  8 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 58) SPEEDI 58-3029              204 177  3 SHAMROCKS (572)            DELARQ TOR
 59) BEDTIME 82-28461             63  23  1 12:35 AM (1857)            DWES EG
 60)-POPPABEAR 69-649             84  55    THE BEARS (1477)           CIMMERIAC
 61) AMISH PARADISE 22-5170      202 188  7 WEIRD AL (1411)            SOLVEN

LEGION OF THE WAND                 W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 62) RAETH 69-1083               257 183    KNIGHTS OF ORCCON (865)    CIMMERIAC
 63) BOB'S BEEF 69-1199          273 181  4 BOB'S REFRIGERATOR (703)   CIMMERIAC
 64) PICARD 29-1995              281 158  3 STAR TREK (1066)           LAPUR
 65)-BUTCH 66-1831                99 118  5 THE INQUISITION (807)      TARRGIR
 66) TARLOCK 6-4615              192 188  3 THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
 67) DIRTY ZEALOT 82-55889        55  43    FLOPS (1860)               DWES EG
 68) HARV 82-20046               105  75  1 4-LETTER NAMES (1767)      DWES EG
 69)-SIMBACK 59-834               90  68    DAMAGE INC. (1613)         ILLIS
 70) RAZOR 70-2403               196 188  1 KAT'S PAW (1491)           SENTERN
 71) CONOR LARKIN 17-4974        173  73  4 OLD FRIENDS (1100)         ALJAFIR
 72) DONNA 36-5966                95  49  4 BABES (1428)               JHANS
 73) NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821      131  88    WE BE WAR FLAILS (1834)    SOLVEN
 74) SISTER X 12-6340             85  74  1 CULTS-R-US (1827)          RIZTAB
 75) THE UNHOLY CHILD 1-3810     282 127  4 THE REVELATION (389)       MORDANT
 76) KING BEAR 35-3629            98  65  3 THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
 77) HARMONY 82-26932             83  83  4 PERFECTION QUEST 2 (1738)  DWES EG
 78) AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         166  88  2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
 79) SEAN PEARSON 70-2706        194 195  6 JAYHAWKS (870)             SENTERN
 80) PINK MINK 55-220            261 228  2 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 81)-SANDY 51-2707                97  46  2 PRISM LIGHTS (1979)        TRICORUS
 82) FALPAWIZ 55-1342            275 167  5 LORDS OF THE SWORD (1152)  KHALANI
 83) KHYRON 75-1026              222 230  3 WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 84) RONIN 21-1569               102  81  1 WAYSIDE ELITE (1409)       SUNSET
 85) ZALTAN 6-4616               140 239  4 THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
 86) ROSE 76-2357                 90  47  3 COLORS (1499)              SIMTAKKA
 87) SHARKY 18-5306              157 246  4 ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 88) CAPTAIN POLAND 18-6614      201 119  4 BURN N' PILLAGE (407)      TALCAMA
 89) SHAVED MAMMOTH 13-3607      181  79  1 SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)      DULLENS
 90) SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399        76  69  4 SEA DOGS (1817)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 91) ALVIN YORK 3-6156           150 103    OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
 92) FOREVER MAN 38-4168         104 179  1 SANDS OF TIME (1362)       CLIFFHOME
 93) THE LITTLE ONE 56-1432      200 240  4 STAR GUARDIANS (1254)      ROCANIS
 94) CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     179 102  3 YO YO TRICKS (1851)        CIMMERIAC
 95) ASHNAK 20-701               157 110  2 GRUNTS (1404)              SEAM
 96) DARTMAN 33-7161             123  66  4 COLGATE DAYS (1777)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 97)-D. FILER 9-4721              88  54  1 LETTER BOMBS (1601)        ZUKAL
 98) ENTER SANDMAN 40-3748        88  64  2 HELL'S BEARS (1978)        ZENSU
 99) HANNIBAL LECTOR 64-3997      88  80    DEVIATION (1869)           KURUKAR
100) PANZER 58-3579              173 206  4 RUNNERS (1036)             DELARQ TOR
101) FREY 3-2258                  86  67  1 AESIR (631)                OSKSI

THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
102) JOE BLACK 48-3639           106  64  3 THE BEARS (177)            CAER
103) MARV JR 18-9288              69  28    WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
104)-BRUNO 51-4332                73  49  2 BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
105) BOBS AND DOGS 82-55985       50  32    SOFT DRINKS (1920)         DWES EG
106) WOLVERINE 82-6651            35  35    BALL (1973)                DWES EG
107) PRISONER 0083 82-31432       27  25    DUNGEON CELL 17 (1964)     DWES EG

THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
108) VISTA BLOWS 18-9258          87  62  2 WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
109) LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82-55739   73  36    13 YRS & COUNTING (1894)   DWES EG
110) HENDERSON 30-1622           274 182    THE A'S -- LOSERS (1032)   IAYE
111) WENDIGO 58-3871             192 176  2 RUNNERS (1036)             DELARQ TOR
112) BLESSING 82-48644            39  28    DM ROLL-UPS (1859)         DWES EG
113) LUCRETIA BORGIA 4-3563      136 196    LETHAL LADIES (1375)       JHELUM
114) SNOTMAN 97-2611              48  41  7 COLLUSION (1895)           SHADOW GROVE
115) PRISONER 0103 82-33733       83  84    DUNGEON CELL 21 (1993)     DWES EG
116) LOWLY WORM 74-56            267 212  1 SCARRY BEASTIES (958)      DAYLA KIV
117) MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257      59  55    DEVIATION (479)            KRILL
118) R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  104  87  5 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1771)  SOUTH RIDGE
119) MANDRAKE 68-3259             63  55  1 SERPENT'S HOLD (811)       FIREHOLD
120)-HOT HAZEL 98-608             67  58  4 JUNKYARD WARS (1667)       SYVYN'S HILL
121) ALBINO DALMATION 41-1672     59  54  3 DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
122) FLEA FLICKER 97-3087         54  26  5 BLOODY SUNDAYS (1923)      SHADOW GROVE
123) RICO 51-5016                 48  32  1 BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
124) PERFECT SNOTLING 60-8403     40  12    SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950)ARADI
125) CHEESE STEAK 82-20346        35  25  1 HARDWARE (1981)            DWES EG
126)-IN THE AFTERNOON 82-10018    54  56    SUNNYDALE (1529)           DWES EG
127) NAPOLEON DYNAMITE 82-32893   61  35    LEGENDS OF IDAHO (1892)    DWES EG
128) PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         127  92  4 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (1692) LAPUR
129) ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         123  46    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
130) TOMATO ION 82-55638          54  33    040908D (1919)             DWES EG
131) DEFIANCE 32-4619             70  38  1 ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
132) TRYPTOPHAN 71-5634           39  33    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (1925)  KYR'TERR
133) PIECE OF 12 BUCKS 99-321    113 118  6 THE PINK PANSIES (1315)    SOUTH RIDGE
134) GOLDENBEARD 21-6202          64  44  1 SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
135) COBRA 29-4355                80  51  1 DEATH THREAT (1841)        LAPUR
136) HEART BREAKER 26-4752        55  42  1 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1942)       CALEAM
137) WAYWARD SON 1-8180           56  24  4 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706)    MORDANT
138) SAMURAI 75-3119              83  50  1 GOLD STANDARD (877)        JADE MOUNTAIN
139) MALICE 46-2336               57  37  1 SERPENT'S HOLD (1879)      ARDIVENT
140) PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         106  30  1 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706)    MORDANT
141) RETARD 68-7501               21  16    THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD
142) MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257     92  59    WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
143) GROGGY DOGGY 55-223         204 295    RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
144) FRAIL WHALE 55-1968         190 278  3 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
145) PERFECT DRUG 3-6943          38  13    IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)    OSKSI
146) BIG DADDY KANE 71-285        32  22  2 RAP ATTACKS (1953)         KYR'TERR
147) GOLDWRAP 82-11886            59  35    SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (1814)  DWES EG
148) A NEW PONY! 82-1306         110 124  1 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1680) DWES EG
149) ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426       76  88  1 MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (1961)  DWES EG
150) HOUSE MOUSE 55-221          189 305  2 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
151) RED HAT 78-1930              44  25  2 CHAOTIC PEACE (1503)       LIN TIRIAN

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
152) POPEYE 59-1429               51  42    S.O.S. (910)               ILLIS
153) KAIDEN 35-3108              179 184  2 VIOLENT FEMS (1875)        MURSKA
154) PARROT KEEPER 21-6157        46  31  2 SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
155) 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199         95  56  3 072905R (1910)             KATI-TEI
156) COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855      47  38  5 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (1624)   OLD VALAMANTIS
157) FIREBALL 4-5486              39  32  1 F BALLS (1824)             JHELUM
158) SCAV 12-3347                 74  53  4 GAMMARAUDERS (1145)        RIZTAB
159)-CRACKED AND LEAKING 82-28597 57  57  1 STREET PIZZAD XXI (1891)   DWES EG
160)-ICE FOX 5-3877               71  38    OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (1901)   KALTOS
161) KRAMER 47-5191              105  59    SECOND BANANAS (1947)      NORTH FORK
162) VIGO 18-6086                 80  38    ALCHEMY (1903)             TALCAMA
163) VAGABOND 4-6049              71  55  1 SEA DOGS (1797)            JHELUM
164) PRISONER 0381 82-42371       39  19    DUNGEON CELL 77 (1994)     DWES EG
165) GATEWAY 82-15631            107  66  1 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1960)DWES EG
166) COOLER 82-7277              129 125  2 STYROFOAM (1959)           DWES EG
167)-ROCKWELL 7-5003              36  34    UNDEAD ARTISTS (183)       BONSUR
168) FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862         206 209  2 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
169) URBANE ELF 33-2253           76  50    THE INEPTS (683)           NIATOLI ISLAND
170) HAGAR 3-3717                 39  11    AESIR (631)                OSKSI
171) GRUZ 12-3218                 91  60    GAMMARAUDERS (1145)        RIZTAB
172) MARV 82-41424                48  20    4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS (1965)  DWES EG
173) GILDED MURDERER 98-1679      37  37  7 THE HUNTED F9 (1996)       SYVYN'S HILL
174) CORRUPT TURNKEY 42-4487      44  16  3 DUNGEON CELL (1945)        RODEKI
175)-SPUD 33-5159                 82  35  1 VEGGIES (1983)             NIATOLI ISLAND
176) FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809    35  25  4 COLLEGE RADIO (1681)       SYVYN'S HILL
177) BURNT 36-2443                80  63    THE HURT (522)             JHANS
178) DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414      53  14  1 FIRE DECK (1988)           CLIFFHOME
179) SOULSNARE 82-37248           36  40    OBLIVION CLEAVERS (1862)   DWES EG
180) NULL REGINE 82-54215         34   9  2 011808O (1995)             DWES EG
181) RAT CATCHER 9-5449           22  24  2 SEA DOGS (1937)            ZUKAL
182)-BART WELLENS 11-4848         56  33    INQUISITION GC 03 (1902)   ARUAK CITY
183) HEMLOCK 68-2193              46  56  2 CELESTIAL KNIGHTS (1951)   FIREHOLD
184) VILLIAGE IDIOT 14-304       279 330  2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
185) VIOLENT FURY 14-303         119 366  1 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
186)-FLAT TOP 35-3533             88  32  1 THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
187) SCREAMING EAGLE 4-6498       45  46  1 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
188) MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763    54  57    ARADI'S DEAD (1339)        ARADI
189) SUPER SENIOR 3-4728          44  47  4 GENERATION X (1933)        OSKSI
190) LORD TAYLOR 74-3731          61  37  3 CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
191) ZOLTAN 72-1483               28  24  1 LOST SWORDS (1954)         DRAGONHEAD
192) BILGE RAT 51-5334            51  37  1 SEA DOGS (1989)            TRICORUS
193) ALIEN NATION 60-5017         51  18  1 THE MOTHERSHIP 3 (1258)    ARADI
194) STRATEGERY 82-18418          48  26  1 STUPID NAMES (1992)        DWES EG
195) SHADOW ANGEL 82-45588        44  51  1 ANCIENT LORDS (1917)       DWES EG
196) DR. JONES 10-3820            47  27    TERRAPIN STATION (1021)    KOLACT
197) ENDER 69-1066                40  35  4 XENOCIDE (1990)            CIMMERIAC
198)-ROBERTO LEATHAM 65-6232      40  67  1 SPLIT INFINITY (1823)      DAL SHANG
199) ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351         99 123  1 THE REVELATION (389)       MORDANT
200) FOG 21-4416                  91 197    EVENGATE (1775)            SUNSET
201) SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278      76 104  3 END OF THE LINE (1853)     DWES EG
202) BETTERTHANEVER 7-5932        29   9    WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
203)-MAGIC JOHNSON 4-5904         22  23  1 PURPLE AND GOLD (1935)     JHELUM
204) MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! 60-8618    41  22  1 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950)ARADI
205) 5-STAR RATING 31-4264        51  38  1 NUMBERS GAME (1243)        CHIMLEVTAL
206) DECK SWAB 18-2148            53  89  2 SEA DOGS (1782)            TALCAMA
207)-LEATHER REBEL 60-5400        53  33  1 METAL MELTDOWN (1556)      ARADI
208)-THE 11TH HOUR 31-3881        40  32    NUMBERS GAME (1243)        CHIMLEVTAL
209) HOG REAVER 13-4525           27   5    THE WILLBURYS 13 (1939)    DULLENS
210) MRS. IPPY 60-4766            38  47    ARADI'S DEAD (1339)        ARADI
211) TELA 30-2973                 54 156  2 GAMEHENDGE (1776)          IAYE
212) FGC 47-6648                  37  13    KAOS (1997)                NORTH FORK
213) THUNDAR BEAGLE! 14-852      131 342  2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
214) WHITE FLAME 52-1807          31  50  1 PYROMANIA (1948)           FRATSFA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BEDTIME devastated HARMONY in a action packed 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MARV JR outwaited WAYWARD SON in a popular 16 minute gruesome Challenge match.
BETTERTHANEVER was bested by VILLIAGE IDIOT in a popular 3 minute Challenge contest.
MA BEAR overpowered SVEN THORFIN in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge match.
DEADLY BEAR savagely defeated DRAT in a exciting 6 minute bloody Challenge struggle.
MAX FACTOR viciously subdued MACBETH in a action packed 6 minute Challenge fight.
MOTHER BEAR viciously subdued CUNNING FOX in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
PLATO was vanquished by DOC STEELE in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge duel.
LITTLEST TYRANT narrowly defeated CARTHORIS JEDDAK in a 10 minute Challenge melee.
DARK GUARDIAN narrowly defeated TRUMP in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge match.
MARCIANO was bested by HOT in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
WALL PAPER HANGER was demolished by WEBBED TOES in a 9 minute Challenge brawl.
DARTMAN was defeated by SHARKY in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
DONNA viciously subdued SISTER X in a action packed 3 minute brutal Challenge duel.
ROSE was devastated by ZALTAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
RONIN was defeated by FRANKENBERRY in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
ENTER SANDMAN savagely defeated HANNIBAL LECTOR in a exciting 5 minute Challenge bout.
RETARD savagely defeated BIG DADDY KANE in a 4 minute Challenge conflict.
COBRA overpowered HEART BREAKER in a exciting 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DEFIANCE was outlasted by CHEESE STEAK in a action packed 7 minute Challenge fray.
VISTA BLOWS devastated SNOTMAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SAMURAI overpowered PRODIGAL SON in a popular 4 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
RICO viciously subdued TRYPTOPHAN in a popular 4 minute brutal Challenge fight.
WOLVERINE viciously subdued PRISONER 0083 in a action packed 4 minute Challenge bout.
JOE BLACK was narrowly defeated by FREY in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fray.
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE was viciously subdued by FLEA FLICKER in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
BLESSING was overpowered by LITTLE GIRL CRUSH in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
KRAMER was narrowly defeated by COMFORTABLY NUMB in a 10 minute Challenge match.
FIREBALL was overpowered by HOUSE MOUSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
LORD TAYLOR was subdued by SUPER SENIOR in a action packed 5 minute Challenge contest.
BURNT outwaited HEMLOCK in a 14 minute Challenge battle.
POPEYE subdued FUNNY BUNNY in a exciting 4 minute Challenge struggle.
WHITE FLAME was handily defeated by MRS. IPPY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HAGAR savagely defeated FOG in a popular 5 minute gory Challenge duel.
SHARP vanquished STONE GOLEM in a exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched bout.
FURIOUS BEAR vanquished DARK CHAMPION in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
HST vanquished ANGRY LIGHTNING in a exciting 2 minute mismatched duel.
MAIMED handily defeated DARK CHAMPION in a popular 2 minute bloody mismatched duel.
TOM THUMB savagely defeated MIPHON in a action packed 14 minute Title competition.
UUM FOO FOO narrowly defeated SPEEDI in a popular 5 minute brutal match.
BLONDIE overpowered NEOSPHINCTER in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
PICASSO narrowly defeated SITTING BULL in a action packed 9 minute brutal competition.
WOLFINMYCLOTHES subdued LEE AT TOURNEY in a exciting 3 minute conflict.
BOUNCY BOTTOM was demolished by DEAD DOG in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
TALON was overcome by ELISA in a 2 minute contest.
STING-GER viciously subdued PINK MINK in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal match.
BOB'S BEEF was subdued by DARKNESS in a popular 4 minute bloody brawl.
PEACE demolished NEBUCHADNEZZAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched battle.
BOB'S WEINER savagely defeated KING BEAR in a action packed 4 minute bloody bout.
LAZAR WOLF was savagely defeated by LINT in a crowd pleasing 20 minute bloody fight.
CAPTAIN POLAND was bested by SUPERIORBOY in a exciting 6 minute bout.
BLOOD WIZARD overpowered CHOKING CHICKEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE REAPER subdued INFLATABLE DOLL in a popular 2 minute bloody conflict.
KHY II savagely defeated RAETH in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal bout.
SWIFT was viciously subdued by KILLER QUEEN in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
MENDELSSOHN overpowered FOREVER MAN in a action packed 2 minute brutal uneven fight.
MASKED INTRUDER was subdued by ALVIN YORK in a 2 minute gruesome battle.
THE UNHOLY CHILD savagely defeated KHYRON in a crowd pleasing 8 minute brutal fight.
HARV viciously subdued THE LITTLE ONE in a exciting 3 minute brutal contest.
DIRTY ZEALOT was savagely defeated by PICARD in a popular 6 minute gory bout.
FALPAWIZ savagely defeated SHAVED MAMMOTH in a action packed 18 minute bloody brawl.
BOBS AND DOGS was beaten by PANZER in a exciting 3 minute brutal conflict.
SUSHI SLINGER vanquished ROY BENAVIDEZ in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
AUDIE MURPHY was savagely defeated by RAZOR in a action packed 3 minute brutal duel.
TARLOCK handily defeated MR. DUTCH CRUNCH in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SEAN PEARSON won victory over GOLDWRAP in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
AMISH PARADISE demolished GOLDENBEARD in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
CONOR LARKIN savagely defeated HENDERSON in a crowd pleasing 10 minute brutal bout.
ASHNAK devastated FRAIL WHALE in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
VIGO was defeated by PRISONER 0103 in a action packed 2 minute match.
MANDRAKE demolished ENDER in a exciting 5 minute one-sided contest.
PIECE OF 12 BUCKS overpowered SCREAMING EAGLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LOWLY WORM was demolished by WENDIGO in a exciting 3 minute uneven duel.
PERFECT SNOTLING vanquished STRATEGERY in a exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched bout.
R IS FOR REPUGNANT subdued SHADOW ANGEL in a popular 3 minute bout.
PYGMY SHREW defeated MALICE in a action packed 4 minute gory competition.
LUCRETIA BORGIA overpowered RAT CATCHER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
PERFECT DRUG won victory over HOG REAVER in a 2 minute fight.
A NEW PONY! was devastated by TOMATO ION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven bout.
ETERNAL D.J. won victory over MICHELLE RROSTARR in a action packed 1 minute fight.
GROGGY DOGGY bested DARK TYPHLOSION in a popular 3 minute bloody bout.
ALBINO DALMATION devastated FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
PRISONER 0381 was devastated by KAIDEN in a action packed 2 minute bloody uneven duel.
MARV subdued DR. JONES in a action packed 4 minute match.
SOULSNARE defeated TELA in a action packed 2 minute duel.
NULL REGINE overcame MEGAMANAGER ROLAIDS in a 1 minute fight.
GATEWAY handily defeated SQUIRREL KILLER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided competition.
COOLER was devastated by SCAV in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
RED HAT handily defeated THUNDAR BEAGLE! in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
ZOLTAN overpowered DECK SWAB in a action packed 2 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
GILDED MURDERER viciously subdued MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! in a action packed 7 minute duel.
ALIEN NATION vanquished ANGELIC SMURF in a action packed 2 minute one-sided fight.
BILGE RAT was bested by VIOLENT FURY in a crowd pleasing 5 minute fray.
FGC was vanquished by 5-STAR RATING in a action packed 2 minute bloody uneven duel.
CORRUPT TURNKEY was defeated by URBANE ELF in a exciting 2 minute match.
5 GOT PICKED lost to PARROT KEEPER in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
GRUZ was vanquished by VAGABOND in a crowd pleasing 2 minute uneven contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  71         PARRY-LUNGE       67 -  52 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                      53         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 15         LUNGING ATTACK   359 - 335 -  1      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   14         BASHING ATTACK    30 -  28 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     12         AIMED BLOW       269 - 258 -  0      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         SLASHING ATTACK   76 -  77 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         WALL OF STEEL     71 -  73 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         TOTAL PARRY       51 -  56 -  0      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  31 -  0      30  |

Turn 575 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     AIMED BLOW        25 - 28         5  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      8 -  6                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  4     
SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  7     
LUNGING ATTACK    36 - 35     
PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  6     
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   RANK WARRIOR                     W   L  K TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   RANK WARRIOR                     W   L  K TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW         1) TOM THUMB 35-3791         103  49  1 THE BEARS (843)
LUNGING ATTACK     5) SHARP 74-2739             170  73  1 CORPS (1496)
PARRY-STRIKE      11) DEADLY BEAR 2-3688        163 133  0 THE  BEARS (1372)
PARRY-LUNGE       18) MIPHON 10-2706            262 152  4 LIQUID CARNAGE (742)
PARRY-RIPOSTE     20) UUM FOO FOO 18-2083       274 194  5 BURN N' PILLAGE (407)
WALL OF STEEL     23) WOLFINMYCLOTHES 54-961    241 135  9 SIS BOOM BAA (432)
SLASHING ATTACK   29) DOC STEELE 18-5277        201 201 11 ARROGANCE (1190)
STRIKING ATTACK   31) WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885 121 107  6 THE BEARS (1975)
BASHING ATTACK    33) HOT 48-3858               153 144  2 OUTSIDE IS (1366)
TOTAL PARRY       42) LINT 48-1380              204  95  6 4-LETTER WORDS (317)

The overall popularity leader is DRAT 48-1831.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PICASSO 7-1534.  The ten other most popular fighters were CARTHORIS JEDDAK 
26-2376, THE UNHOLY CHILD 1-3810, LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646, MIPHON 10-2706, LAZAR 
WOLF 4-1169, CONOR LARKIN 17-4974, HENDERSON 30-1622, WEBBED TOES 68-8436, FALPAWIZ 
55-1342, and COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855.

The least popular fighter this week was SCREAMING EAGLE 4-6498.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257, THUNDAR BEAGLE! 14-852, FOUNTAINS OF 
WAYNE 98-809, RAT CATCHER 9-5449, GOLDENBEARD 21-6202, WHITE FLAME 52-1807, FIREBALL 
4-5486, ROSE 76-2357, FGC 47-6648, and COOLER 82-7277.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  3 0  IAYE(30)             0  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       2  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             6  1 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  6 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  1 0  ARADI(60)            3  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           2  1 0  KURUKAR(64)          0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  0 0  JHANS(36)            4  0 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  1 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  0 0  FIREHOLD(68)         3  3 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  4 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        4  5 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  2 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  SENTERN(70)          3  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  2 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            2  1 0  KRILL(44)            0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          6  5 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  2 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  CAER(48)             3  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       2  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)         13 14 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  3 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           0  2 0  KHALANI(55)          3  3 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  0 0  
LAPUR(29)            3  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 75) THE UNHOLY CHILD 1-3810    282 127  4  THE REVELATION (389)       MORDANT
 11) DEADLY BEAR 2-3688         163 133  0  THE  BEARS (1372)          NIANIA
 78) AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160        166  88  2  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
 17) CUNNING FOX 4-3906         294 111  4  TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 30) ELISA 5-1210               232 145  4  CRIMSON CLUB (439)         KALTOS
 66) TARLOCK 6-4615             192 188  3  THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
 15) MOTHER BEAR 7-3172         189 123  3  THE BEARS (673)            BONSUR
 37) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894         321 139  2  MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL
 18) MIPHON 10-2706             262 152  4  LIQUID CARNAGE (742)       KOLACT
 74) SISTER X 12-6340            85  74  1  CULTS-R-US (1827)          RIZTAB
 89) SHAVED MAMMOTH 13-3607     181  79  1  SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)      DULLENS
184) VILLIAGE IDIOT 14-304      279 330  2  GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
 71) CONOR LARKIN 17-4974       173  73  4  OLD FRIENDS (1100)         ALJAFIR
 20) UUM FOO FOO 18-2083        274 194  5  BURN N' PILLAGE (407)      TALCAMA
 48) PEACE 19-4280              133 122  4  DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)        ZUWAYZA
 95) ASHNAK 20-701              157 110  2  GRUNTS (1404)              SEAM

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 84) RONIN 21-1569              102  81  1  WAYSIDE ELITE (1409)       SUNSET
 61) AMISH PARADISE 22-5170     202 188  7  WEIRD AL (1411)            SOLVEN
 40) TRUMP 24-4359              126 138  2  BAD HAND (1364)            ZORPUNT
 50) CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376   125 107  2  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (1645 CALEAM
 64) PICARD 29-1995             281 158  3  STAR TREK (1066)           LAPUR
110) HENDERSON 30-1622          274 182  0  THE A'S -- LOSERS (1032)   IAYE
205) 5-STAR RATING 31-4264       51  38  1  NUMBERS GAME (1243)        CHIMLEVTAL
131) DEFIANCE 32-4619            70  38  1  ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
 96) DARTMAN 33-7161            123  66  4  COLGATE DAYS (1777)        NIATOLI ISLAND
  1) TOM THUMB 35-3791          103  49  1  THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
  8) MAIMED 36-2213             181 123 19  THE HURT (522)             JHANS
  6) FURIOUS BEAR 37-762        341 110 10  THE BEARS (844)            SIBIKHAS
 34) PLATO 38-3785              115  77  2  WISE GUYS (1433)           CLIFFHOME
 98) ENTER SANDMAN 40-3748       88  64  2  HELL'S BEARS (1978)        ZENSU
121) ALBINO DALMATION 41-1672    59  54  3  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
174) CORRUPT TURNKEY 42-4487     44  16  3  DUNGEON CELL (1945)        RODEKI
117) MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257     59  55  0  DEVIATION (479)            KRILL
139) MALICE 46-2336              57  37  1  SERPENT'S HOLD (1879)      ARDIVENT
161) KRAMER 47-5191             105  59  0  SECOND BANANAS (1947)      NORTH FORK
 10) MA BEAR 48-2205            145 127  0  THE BEARS (177)            CAER
 24) MACBETH 49-2832            206 180  4  STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
123) RICO 51-5016                48  32  1  BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
214) WHITE FLAME 52-1807         31  50  1  PYROMANIA (1948)           FRATSFA
 23) WOLFINMYCLOTHES 54-961     241 135  9  SIS BOOM BAA (432)         TROCAR
 80) PINK MINK 55-220           261 228  2  RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 93) THE LITTLE ONE 56-1432     200 240  4  STAR GUARDIANS (1254)      ROCANIS
 58) SPEEDI 58-3029             204 177  3  SHAMROCKS (572)            DELARQ TOR
152) POPEYE 59-1429              51  42  0  S.O.S. (910)               ILLIS
124) PERFECT SNOTLING 60-8403    40  12  0  SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950 ARADI
 99) HANNIBAL LECTOR 64-3997     88  80  0  DEVIATION (1869)           KURUKAR
 54) STING-GER 66-443           241 188  2  LORDKING GENOCIDAL (1085)  TARRGIR
 12) WEBBED TOES 68-8436        234 114  4  MOM 'N DAD RELATED? (1476) FIREHOLD
 13) DEAD DOG 69-8786           171  92  5  TRIBAL COUNCIL 8 (1489)    CIMMERIAC
 55) KHY II 70-3305             172 151  6  VAMPYRES (1490)            SENTERN
 53) SUPERIORBOY 71-3640         90 138  1  SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (1530)  KYR'TERR
191) ZOLTAN 72-1483              28  24  1  LOST SWORDS (1954)         DRAGONHEAD
  5) SHARP 74-2739              170  73  1  CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
 51) SWIFT 75-181               257 220  4  WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 86) ROSE 76-2357                90  47  3  COLORS (1499)              SIMTAKKA
  7) HST 78-1738                176 119  2  PRESIDENTS (1502)          LIN TIRIAN
 35) FRANKENBERRY 82--13733      81  41  1  DM OWNS YOU (1816)         DWES EG
 41) MARCIANO 96-1446            69  64  6  THE CREAM 3 (1818)         OLD VALAMANTIS
114) SNOTMAN 97-2611             48  41  7  COLLUSION (1895)           SHADOW GROVE
173) GILDED MURDERER 98-1679     37  37  7  THE HUNTED F9 (1996)       SYVYN'S HILL
118) R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 104  87  5  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1771)  SOUTH RIDGE

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

     The crowd was surprisingly orderly, but it was still a crowd, and the Commission 
clerk, Algernon, looked at it uneasily.  Whenever this many people came together to 
petition for something, it meant trouble.  For him, anyway.  Records to be altered.  
Altering records was Bad.  It made Extra Work.
     His assistant clerk leaned close and whispered, "If it weren't for gladiators, we 
wouldn't have jobs.  Smile at them and ask what they want."
     Algernon closed his eyes briefly.  Looking at this crowd made him dizzy.  They 
were all wearing black and white stripes.  Like a herd of zebras, except that zebras 
didn't carry swords.  Then he took a deep breath and managed a smile.  "What... ah, 
what can I do for you?"
     "We want new names," the first gladiator said.  There was a number on the front 
of his shirt:  0381.  He thumped the number with his thumb.  "This here isn't a 
name--"
     "We want REAL names!"  That voice came from farther back in the crowd.
     "Yeah!  We've paid our dues," another shouted, "and we've EARNED real names!"
     One from the very back yelled, "I want to be called Tom."
     All the others turned to look at him.
     Algernon couldn't see him, but apparently those looks were accusing.  Well, he 
could understand that, "Tom" was such a... common name.
     "My mom called me Tom," the voice in the back protested.  "It's a good name."
     "It isn't the name you put on the petition," 0381 said.  "We talked about this.  
We got our manager's agreement.  You get the name on the petition."
     "But--!"
     Algernon didn't really want to keep staring at all these stripes while they 
argued.  He picked up the petition.  "These names are the ones you want?"
     0381 turned back.  "Yes."
     "It's a lot of trouble, and when other people see that YOU are getting name 
changes, THEY are going to want them--"  Seeing the gladiators beginning to frown... 
and finger their weapons, he went on quickly, "So I figure we might as well make it a 
complete deal.  A Name-Change-O-Rama.  Everyone who wants a name change can petition 
for it.  Get it all over with at once."  He glanced at the petition, shuddered 
slightly, and passed it to his clerk.  "We'll announce it, proclaim it, even, and you 
will get the names on this petition.  And others will get the names THEY think they 
should have had, too."  He paused.  "And I think I'll get a new name, I'm tired of 
being an Algernon...."

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     Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of February.  If 
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI