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Date   : 04/17/2013    Duedate: 04/30/2013

PRIMUS ARENA

DM 102    TURN 609

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DO IT AGAIN 11/1870 2542 1018  33 71.4      LETTER BOMBS 9/1601
    OLD FRIENDS 17/1100                         SHADY LADIES 36/522
    COLGATE DAYS 33/1777                        THE CREAM 3 96/1818
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1907                      DEATH THREAT 29/1841
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 13/351                      THE BEARS II 69/1480
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 96/1178                   8 MYTHICAL 58/1452     194  161   0 54.6
  2 MEPHISTO'S WA 9/636  619  405   6 60.4      BLOOM COUNTY 33/1327
  3 STYROFOAM 82/1959   1125  787   5 58.8      YOUNG JUSTICE 57/1306
    BURN N' PILLAGE 18/407                    9 011510A 5/2044      3216 2687  25 54.5
    KNIGHTS OF ORCCON 69/865                    040908D 82/1919
    BOB'S REFRIGERATOR 69/703                   071406AD 6/2002
  4 FRAT PARTY BL 3/731  934  670   0 58.2      12:35 AM 82/1857
    LEGENDS OF TKE 2 82/2012                    BAD HAND 24/1364
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/1796                    WASTELAND 18/751
    MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/2056                   THE NEPHEW 82/1861
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/1961                  WASTELAND II 7/635
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/1692                 DM OWNS YOU 82/1816
  5 BLOOD MOON 69/1560  1949 1465  12 57.1      SOFT DRINKS 82/1920
    NASTY PETS 82/1924                          GOLD STANDARD 75/877
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/343                        IRATE FORMATIONS 3/1934
    YO YO TRICKS 69/1851                        LEGENDS OF IDAHO 82/1892
    GATES OF FIRE 74/2011                       WE BE WAR FLAILS 22/1834
    LIQUID CARNAGE 10/742                       13 YRS & COUNTING 82/1894
    END OF THE LINE 82/1853                     ARMED & GREGARIOUS 11/1938
    OBLIVION CLEAVERS 82/1862                10 KAT'S PAW 70/1491   1381 1167  10 54.2
  6 SIS BOOM BAA 54/432 2405 1888  16 56.0   11 CENSORED 82/1508     315  268   3 54.0
    STREET PIZZA 18/293                         PUNISHMENT 30/1195
    4-LETTER WORDS 48/317                       THIRSTY THUGS 9/1668
    4-LETTER NAMES 82/1767                      THIRSTY THUGS 10/1023
    GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1771                  VICIOUS VANDALS 12/1320
    MOM 'N DAD RELATED? 68/1476              12 L.A. MOB 32/1684     189  177   0 51.6
    WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1680                 BLOOD & IRON 40/1549
    THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/2060                THIEVES GUILD 60/1649
  7 BABES 36/1428       2671 2211  25 54.7   13 SUPERIOR FO 71/1530  732  689   6 51.5
    CORPS 74/1496                               SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/1814
    BUFFON 97/1976                              SUPERIOR FORCES ZC 71/1925
    COLORS 76/1499                              SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 60/1950
    F BALLS 4/1824                           14 DRUNKEN TOA 19/1714   86   82   1 51.2
    BOY O'S 51/1553                          15 CULTS-R-US 12/1827    52   52   1 50.0
    THE BEARS 7/673                          16 STORIES 49/1444     1189 1197   5 49.8
    VEGGIES 33/1983                             WEIRD AL 22/1411
    HARDWARE 82/1981                            ARROGANCE 18/1190
    THE BEARS 35/843                            LETHAL LADIES 4/1375
    THE BEARS 37/844                            VIOLENT FEMS 35/1875
    THE BEARS 48/177                            THE LADY'S LIST 6/1379
    UNRELATED 9/1384                         17 EVENGATE 21/1775    1289 1326  14 49.3
    NASTY MOB 21/1642                           STAR TREK 29/1066
    THE  BEARS 2/1372                           CRIMSON CLUB 5/439
    THE BEARS 10/1977                           GAMEHENDGE 30/1776
    THE BEARS 28/1974                           THE REVELATION 1/389
    THE BEARS 68/1975                           STAR GUARDIANS 56/1254
    THE BEARS 69/1477                           THE A'S -- LOSERS 30/1032
    FUNKY FOLK 18/2052                          LORDKING GENOCIDAL 66/1085

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    PRESIDENTS 78/1502                          LORDS OF THE SWORD 55/1152
 18 BRAIN 7/2003         826  856   4 49.1      CELESTIAL KNIGHTS 68/1951
    CHAOS LORDS 75/2062                      34 F-TROOP 82/2040      202  303   1 40.0
    HARE CONTROL 59/1744                        TEAM FLOYD 38/1298
    RESSURRECTION 82/1749                       VELVET MAFIA 5/2071
    INQUISITION SL5 2/1931                      COLLEGE RADIO 32/2036
    MUSICAL CHAIRS 71/1746                      COLLEGE RADIO 98/1681
    NATURE'S FORCE 82/1748                      FLOYDIAN SLIP 97/2031
    PURPLE AND GOLD 4/1935                      LEAGUE ARCANE 15/1541
    THE INQUISITION 66/807                      THE WAIVER WIRE 59/2072
    MIKE THE HUNTER 82/1623                     ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/2032
    UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/1743                     GET OUTTA MY WAY 18/2028
    COWS ON THE WALL 57/2033                    MUSIC TO KILL BY 96/1740
    INQUISITION GC 03 11/1902                   INTERSTELLAR PORK 33/2029
    ULTIMATE ACCELERATION 32/1608               THE MOTHERSHIP 006 33/2037
 19 RHYME TYME 55/587   1042 1139   6 47.8   35 KNIGHTS OF R 56/539  125  188   1 39.9
    WE WANT RAISES 75/922                    36 DEVIATION 2/2042     266  416   0 39.0
    SCARRY BEASTIES 74/958                      DEVIATION 7/2081
 20 GRUNTS 20/1404        64   71   0 47.4      DEVIATION 44/479
    WAYSIDE ELITE 21/1409                       DEVIATION 15/1871
 21 TOON IN 6/1592       349  396   2 46.8      DEVIATION 17/2082
    BOOGIE NIGHTS 43/1647                       DEVIATION 36/2074
    CONCEPT: HOMICIDE! 1/963                    DEVIATION 82/1835
 22-GENERATION X 3/1933   22   25   1 46.8      PYROMANIA 52/1948
 23 ULTRA-VIOLE 26/1942   24   28   0 46.2      RAP ATTACKS 71/1953
 24 PHILANTHROP 26/1873  131  155   3 45.8      STATE OF MIND 3/498
    PHILANTHROPISTS 35/1245                     DA DOG POWNDAZ 41/1877
 25 DOC LEGRAND'S 7/246  417  495   7 45.7      DA DOG POWNDAZ 55/2078
    DOC LEGRAND'S LAB 20/63                     DA DOG POWNDAZ 61/1868
    DOC LEGRAND'S LAB 3 69/601               37 SEA DOGS 1/1836      301  509   6 37.2
    DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS 21/160                 SEA DOGS 7/1708
 26 THE PINK PA 99/1315  104  131   3 44.3      SEA DOGS 9/1937
 27 KAOS 47/1997          43   55   0 43.9      SEA DOGS 18/1782
    ANCIENT LORDS 82/1917                       SEA DOGS 21/1840
 28 TECHNOLOGY 5/1181    206  270   6 43.3      SEA DOGS 96/1817
    ARADI'S DEAD 60/1339                        DUNGEON CELL 4 82/2021
    UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/183                        DUNGEON CELL 17 82/1964
 29 LUROCIANS X 82/1813   94  124   1 43.1      DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1993
    NASCAR NINJAS II 82/2066                    DUNGEON CELL 45 82/2068
    LUROCIANS EXTREME 11/2048                   DUNGEON CELL 77 82/1994
 30 AESIR 3/631           78  104   1 42.9      DUNGEON CELL B9 82/2070
    TACKLE BOX 37/1986                       38 DREAM PARK 9/1317    116  201   0 36.6
 31 COLLUSION 97/1895    463  650  10 41.6      BATTLE SCHOOL 65/1260
    COOL DORKS 84/2024                          ARMOR & WEAPONS 65/980
    DM ROLL-UPS 82/1859                         CHEYSULI & LIR 74/1662
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/1275                        MUTANT LEAGUE II 82/1666
    BATHTUB ARMADA 7/2045                    39 SOUL WARRIOR 38/648   47   84   0 35.9
    CONSANGUINEOUS 8/2004                       HERO ALLIANCE 35/1246
    BLOODY SUNDAYS 97/1923                   40 ERRATA 25/1644        85  153   2 35.7
    SECOND BANANAS 47/1947                      RESCUE 77/1679
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1706                  41 SHEPHERDS 18/1292    161  320  11 33.5
    PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/1738                  FAMOUS HITTERS 3/1510
 32 SPIES R US 17/615     23   33   0 41.1      FROG  PRINCES 18/1189
    DIVINE HERITAGE 33/2055                     NEXT GENERATION 18/2035
 33 MMM BEER 35/2077     174  260   0 40.1      RABBIT DROPPINGS 13/2049
    MMM BEER! 7/2083                            SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1672
    SISTERHOOD 84/1921                          SUAVE ONCE LOVED ME 28/1417
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 75/2063                        GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/2061
    SERPENT'S HOLD 68/811                    42 GENETIC MISHA 14/32  473 1241   3 27.6
    YOU PAY I SLAY 8/2046                    43-FLAGG 16 42/1520       5   14   0 26.3
    SERPENT'S HOLD 46/1879                   44 STEEL BLADES 30/933   36  116   1 23.7
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/2026                      DEMONIC FURY 44/2038
    ZOMBIE SQUAD III 22/2006                 45-SOUND 7/2080           1    1   0 50.0

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Welcome PRIMUS.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights have 
I fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  What's with SNOTMAN?  He 
actually beat INQUISITION GC 03's BART WELLENS, and walked away with 73 more points 
from the fight.  Major screwup at INQUISITION GC 03.  BART WELLENS lost 90 points to 
SNOTMAN.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe BART WELLENS will provide more easy 
wins...  Another fighter (RABID-GERBIL 173-104-0) challenged another Duelmaster 
(SEBASTIAN 186-149-5).  Life goes on.  I can barely restrain my enthusiam for THE 
BEARS' outstanding member, Duelmaster RABID-GERBIL.  Wouldn't it be nice to have live 
subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted 
prisoners.   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  PRIMUS thinks THE BEARS and 
their 185-145-0 is too much!  If at first you don't succeed, give up...  Management 
must be dealin', as the boys at ANGELS OF PAIN ain't reelin'!  THE BEARS' mad!  What 
do people see in SPIRITBANE?  His 110-96-1?  MMM BEER! ain't talkin', but he's got 91 
points.  Fighting is a better craft than farming, VILLIAGE IDIOT, but you have to pay 
your dues.  Being challenged by SCOOTIE PUFF JR, 18 points above you, is dues.  
SCOOTIE PUFF JR subdued VILLIAGE IDIOT.  I bet SCOOTIE PUFF JR could beat 
two-year-olds, too.  Well, GENETIC MISHAPS knows who to set their sights on.  Maybe 
TECHNOLOGY's CAPTAIN CRUNCH is one of those guys who likes pain, or something.  
That's what he'll get next week, after challenging up 53 to HEART BREAKER.  As I 
expected, HEART BREAKER won CAPTAIN CRUNCH.  Not to start anything, but, CAPTAIN 
CRUNCH, now that you've faced her and seen his style, you might try it again!  Keep 
challenging up 30 points, THUNDER BUG, and I won't have to write about you much 
longer.  BUTCH always accepts those kind of challenges...  Who knows what was running 
through THUNDER BUG's head, but BUTCH rearranged it for it.  How soon will THUNDER 
BUG make a challenge like that again?  Maybe DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS' TOUCHSTONE is one 
of those guys who likes pain, or something.  That's what he'll get next week, after 
challenging up 92 to FRAIL WHALE.  As I expected, FRAIL WHALE won TOUCHSTONE.  Not to 
start anything, but, TOUCHSTONE, now that you've faced him and seen his style, you 
might try it again!  Keep challenging up 48 points, ROCKWELL, and I won't have to 
write about you much longer.  URBANE ELF always accepts those kind of challenges...  
URBANE ELF must not been fighting well, cause he lost to ROCKWELL of UNDEAD ARTISTS.  
Sometimes you just have a bad day where things get, um, mixed up.  I hate going to 
the effort of writing about the kind of fights that NINJA WARTHOG gets in.  He fights 
people like VIOLENT FURY, 9 points below.  I thought NINJA WARTHOG showed great skill 
and promise when he beat VIOLENT FURY.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!  
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You 
young rapscallions, take note!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  All 
work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  Time for my medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, 
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

PRIMUS GUARDIANS                   W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  1) RABID-GERBIL 68-6931        173 104    THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD

THE TOWER GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  2) SEBASTIAN 66-1834           186 149  5 THE INQUISITION (807)      TARRGIR
  3) FURIOUS BEAR 37-762         369 116 10 THE BEARS (844)            SIBIKHAS
  4)-GRIM REAVER 28-1356         231 131  6 THE BEARS (1974)           MORYA
  5) JACK DANIELS 51-3084        145  99  3 BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
  6) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894          344 150  2 MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL
  7) LITTLEST TYRANT 82-55890     91  38  1 THE NEPHEW (1861)          DWES EG
  8) WEBBED TOES 68-8436         262 120  4 MOM 'N DAD RELATED? (1476) FIREHOLD
  9) FRANKENBERRY 82-51803       105  51  1 DM OWNS YOU (1816)         DWES EG
 10)-MA BEAR 48-2205             170 130    THE BEARS (177)            CAER
 11) SHARP 74-2739               194  82  1 CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV

THE ELITE GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 12) MOTHER BEAR 7-3172          214 130  3 THE BEARS (673)            BONSUR
 13) SMELLY SOCKS 18-1975        260 111  6 STREET PIZZA (293)         TALCAMA

THE ELITE GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 14) TOM THUMB 35-3791           128  58  1 THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
 15) THE REAPER 69-8774          211 124  1 BLOOD MOON (1560)          CIMMERIAC
 16)-BLONDIE 36-5723             131  79  1 BABES (1428)               JHANS
 17) EXPLICIT 82-2474             97  55  4 CENSORED (1508)            DWES EG
 18) SCARY MARY 36-2213          196 134 21 SHADY LADIES (522)         JHANS
 19) HARMONY 82-26932             96 102  5 PERFECTION QUEST 2 (1738)  DWES EG
 20)-DARK GUARDIAN 10-2212       126  96  2 THE BEARS (1977)           KOLACT
 21) MIPHON 10-2706              281 167  4 LIQUID CARNAGE (742)       KOLACT
 22) DRAT 48-1831                359 177 11 4-LETTER WORDS (317)       CAER
 23) TERMINUS 97-484             141  85  7 BUFFON (1976)              SHADOW GROVE
 24) SUPERIORBOY 71-3640         111 151  1 SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (1530)  KYR'TERR
 25) HST 78-1738                 197 131  2 PRESIDENTS (1502)          LIN TIRIAN
 26) HARV 82-20046               127  87  1 4-LETTER NAMES (1767)      DWES EG
 27) MILLER KNIGHT 10-3610       151 116  5 THIRSTY THUGS (1023)       KOLACT
 28) CUNNING FOX 4-3906          315 124  4 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 29) R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  126  99  6 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1771)  SOUTH RIDGE
 30) JAKARI DRAGON LORD 56-1413  111  89  3 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (539)   ROCANIS
 31) RONIN 21-1569               112  89  1 WAYSIDE ELITE (1409)       SUNSET

DEFENDERS OF THE TOWER             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 32) WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885   141 116  6 THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD
 33) SID 12-3449                  95  85  1 VICIOUS VANDALS (1320)     RIZTAB
 34) FALPAWIZ 55-1342            296 180  6 LORDS OF THE SWORD (1152)  KHALANI
 35) BEDTIME 82-28461             88  32  2 12:35 AM (1857)            DWES EG
 36) DONNA 36-5966               114  64  4 BABES (1428)               JHANS
 37) CONOR LARKIN 17-4974        201  78  4 OLD FRIENDS (1100)         ALJAFIR
 38) GRINGOLD 7-2416              93 115  4 SEA DOGS (1708)            BONSUR
 39) MARV JR 18-9288              93  38  1 WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
 40) DOC STEELE 18-5277          219 217 11 ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 41) UUM FOO FOO 18-2083         291 211  6 BURN N' PILLAGE (407)      TALCAMA
 42) BOB'S BEEF 69-1199          294 194  4 BOB'S REFRIGERATOR (703)   CIMMERIAC
 43) MILQUETOAST 33-5313         124  91  2 BLOOM COUNTY (1327)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 44) TRUMP 24-4359               144 154  2 BAD HAND (1364)            ZORPUNT
 45) LAZAR WOLF 4-1169           296 177  4 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 46) AMISH PARADISE 22-5170      219 205  7 WEIRD AL (1411)            SOLVEN
 47) LEE AT TOURNEY 4-3565       237 239  1 LETHAL LADIES (1375)       JHELUM
 48) MARCIANO 96-1446             89  78  6 THE CREAM 3 (1818)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 49) LINT 48-1380                214 103  6 4-LETTER WORDS (317)       CAER
 50) TARLOCK 6-4615              214 200  3 THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
 51) FRANK DREBIN 7-3312         116  98    WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
 52) TRIP'S TRASH 59-834          97  71    THE WAIVER WIRE (2072)     ILLIS
 53) BARON COCKROACH 20-703      154 141  2 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (63)     SEAM
 54) SOLOMON 35-2758              66  37  1 HERO ALLIANCE (1246)       MURSKA
 55) NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        172  89  1 WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
 56) THE UNHOLY CHILD 1-3810     302 141  5 THE REVELATION (389)       MORDANT
 57) PICARD 29-1995              304 169  3 STAR TREK (1066)           LAPUR
 58) MACBETH 49-2832             221 199  4 STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
 59) THE LITTLE ONE 56-1432      216 258  4 STAR GUARDIANS (1254)      ROCANIS
 60) YELLOW LEDBETTER 38-2752    105 100  1 TEAM FLOYD (1298)          CLIFFHOME
 61) HARM 57-1937                141 103    YOUNG JUSTICE (1306)       ANDOR

LEGION OF THE WAND                 W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 62) WOLFINMYCLOTHES 54-961      251 143  9 SIS BOOM BAA (432)         TROCAR
 63) BLOOD WIZARD 18-5551        232 194  3 ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 64) STICKY HANDKERCHIEF 18-3244 163 124 10 STREET PIZZA (293)         TALCAMA
 65)-BRASS BELLS 9-4417           81  66    UNRELATED (1384)           ZUKAL
 66) LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82-55739   93  50    13 YRS & COUNTING (1894)   DWES EG
 67) SITTING BULL 4-1016         248 168  8 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 68) CAPTAIN POLAND 18-6614      224 130  4 BURN N' PILLAGE (407)      TALCAMA
 69) BOB'S WEINER 69-1200        277 205  2 BOB'S REFRIGERATOR (703)   CIMMERIAC
 70) KRAMER 47-5191              114  81  1 SECOND BANANAS (1947)      NORTH FORK
 71) SHARKY 18-5306              180 257  4 ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 72) COBRA 29-4355               106  57  1 DEATH THREAT (1841)        LAPUR

LEGION OF THE WAND                 W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 73) RAETH 69-1083               273 201    KNIGHTS OF ORCCON (865)    CIMMERIAC
 74) HAGAR 3-3717                 51  20    AESIR (631)                OSKSI
 75) DEADLY BEAR 2-3688          179 143    THE  BEARS (1372)          NIANIA
 76) PICASSO 7-1534              122 108  9 UNDEAD ARTISTS (183)       BONSUR
 77) ROSE 76-2357                104  63  3 COLORS (1499)              SIMTAKKA
 78) PERFECT DRUG 3-6943          56  29    IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)    OSKSI
 79) ALVIN YORK 3-6156           169 118    OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
 80) NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821      148 105    WE BE WAR FLAILS (1834)    SOLVEN
 81) PEACE 19-4280               151 138  4 DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)        ZUWAYZA
 82) KHYRON 75-1026              235 251  3 WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 83) SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399        92  87  5 SEA DOGS (1817)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 84)-CHIME 7-1733                150 105  3 SOUND (2080)               BONSUR
 85) BULLFROG 13-2912            136 103    SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)      DULLENS
 86) SISTER X 12-6340             99  94  1 CULTS-R-US (1827)          RIZTAB
 87)-MRS. IPPY 60-4766            51  63  2 ARADI'S DEAD (1339)        ARADI
 88) PINK MINK 55-220            275 248  2 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 89) MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257      69  68    DEVIATION (479)            KRILL
 90) RAZOR 70-2403               214 204  1 KAT'S PAW (1491)           SENTERN
 91) SPIRITBANE 7-1601           110  96  1 MMM BEER! (2083)           BONSUR
 92) ELISA 5-1210                242 169  4 CRIMSON CLUB (439)         KALTOS
 93) SAMURAI 75-3119              98  55  1 GOLD STANDARD (877)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 94) ARTEMIS 58-2677             130 119  3 MYTHICAL (1452)            DELARQ TOR
 95)-MIXOLOGIST 35-2655          102 101  1 MMM BEER (2077)            MURSKA
 96) NO FEAR 35-3069              97  65  1 THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
 97) WAYWARD SON 1-8180           76  36  4 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706)    MORDANT
 98) A NEW PONY! 82-1306         132 136  1 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1680) DWES EG
 99) PIECE OF 12 BUCKS 99-321    129 136  6 THE PINK PANSIES (1315)    SOUTH RIDGE
100) TOMATO ION 82-55638          65  50    040908D (1919)             DWES EG
101)-FREY 3-2258                 100  74  1 AESIR (631)                OSKSI

THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
102) ROCKET MAN 5-2812            94  97  3 TECHNOLOGY (1181)          KALTOS
103) ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         139  64    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
104) FLEA FLICKER 97-3087         70  41  6 BLOODY SUNDAYS (1923)      SHADOW GROVE
105) THE HELLION 32-668          138 100  2 COLLEGE RADIO (2036)       ARVAT
106) BLUE MEANIE 60-4814          63  29    THIEVES GUILD (1649)       ARADI
107) HENDERSON 30-1622           302 188  1 THE A'S -- LOSERS (1032)   IAYE
108) SWIFT 75-181                282 229  5 WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
109) KING BEAR 35-3629           112  77  3 THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
110) ALBINO DALMATION 41-1672     76  70  3 DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
111) TALON 68-5392                75  63  1 SERPENT'S HOLD (811)       FIREHOLD
112) STING-GER 66-443            263 200  2 LORDKING GENOCIDAL (1085)  TARRGIR
113)-LEROY JENKINS 32-2350       157 123  1 L.A. MOB (1684)            ARVAT
114) DARTMAN 33-7161             144  78  4 COLGATE DAYS (1777)        NIATOLI ISLAND
115) NAPOLEON DYNAMITE 82-32893   83  47    LEGENDS OF IDAHO (1892)    DWES EG
116) PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         128  40  1 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706)    MORDANT
117) ZALTAN 6-4616               152 261  4 THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
118) LAND SHARK 7-1466            97 137  4 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (246)    BONSUR
119) MANDRAKE 68-3259             81  70  1 SERPENT'S HOLD (811)       FIREHOLD
120) BIG DADDY KANE 71-285        50  36  2 RAP ATTACKS (1953)         KYR'TERR
121) CRYSTAL GRAVY 7-3111        141 113  1 WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
122) GOLDENBEARD 21-6202          74  57  2 SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
123) CALAVERA 9-4915              73  61    THIRSTY THUGS (1668)       ZUKAL
124) SHADOW ANGEL 82-45588        70  59  1 ANCIENT LORDS (1917)       DWES EG
125) BLESSING 82-48644            53  46    DM ROLL-UPS (1859)         DWES EG
126) FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809    52  42  4 COLLEGE RADIO (1681)       SYVYN'S HILL
127) LORD LIGHTSPEED 18-1308      85  80  8 SHEPHERDS (1292)           TALCAMA
128) MANIC 9-4297                109  45  2 DREAM PARK (1317)          ZUKAL
129) DEFIANCE 32-4619             94  47  1 ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
130) HANSEL 18-588               153 200  3 FROG  PRINCES (1189)       TALCAMA
131) BEAN 65-4972                 86  66  2 BATTLE SCHOOL (1260)       DAL SHANG
132) D. FILER 9-4721             106  62  1 LETTER BOMBS (1601)        ZUKAL
133) BUTCH 66-1831               114 132  6 THE INQUISITION (807)      TARRGIR

THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
134)-POPPABEAR 69-649             87  59    THE BEARS (1477)           CIMMERIAC
135) ROCKWELL 7-5003              44  46    UNDEAD ARTISTS (183)       BONSUR
136) RICO 51-5016                 54  42  1 BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
137) GROGGY DOGGY 55-223         225 308    RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
138) TIM 18-2872                  82  75  6 SHEPHERDS (1292)           TALCAMA
139) SNOTMAN 97-2611              62  58  7 COLLUSION (1895)           SHADOW GROVE
140) LUCRETIA BORGIA 4-3563      155 211    LETHAL LADIES (1375)       JHELUM
141) PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         150 103  4 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (1692) LAPUR
142) HATHOR 57-3998               93  68  5 COWS ON THE WALL (2033)    ANDOR
143) TELA 30-2973                 70 174  2 GAMEHENDGE (1776)          IAYE
144) SIDAHS 77-176                64  57  4 RESCUE (1679)              MAZGOURRAH
145) FIREBALL 4-5486              52  40  1 F BALLS (1824)             JHELUM
146) NINJA WARTHOG 96-413        123  65  7 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1178)     OLD VALAMANTIS
147) RYRELEE 59-478               69  76  1 HARE CONTROL (1744)        ILLIS
148) SCARLET HAG 65-3237          70  82  1 ARMOR & WEAPONS (980)      DAL SHANG
149) FOG 21-4416                 100 222    EVENGATE (1775)            SUNSET
150) LOWLY WORM 74-56            288 225  1 SCARRY BEASTIES (958)      DAYLA KIV
151)-FLAT TOP 35-3533            100  39  1 THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
152) T. ZER 9-5011                85  40  4 LETTER BOMBS (1601)        ZUKAL
153) SPUD 33-5159                100  46  1 VEGGIES (1983)             NIATOLI ISLAND
154) SHAVED MAMMOTH 13-3607      198  95  1 SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)      DULLENS
155) DRAGON POACHER 82-31432      42  41    DUNGEON CELL 17 (1964)     DWES EG
156) VIOLENT FURY 14-303         125 394  1 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
157)-SUPER SENIOR 3-4728          62  60  5 GENERATION X (1933)        OSKSI
158) COLD HANDS 5-3877            76  43    VELVET MAFIA (2071)        KALTOS
159) LASSIE'S EVIL TWIN 61-2411   80  52  4 DA DOG POWNDAZ (1868)      JURINE
160) HITMAN 17-2350               44  31  2 SPIES R US (615)           ALJAFIR
161) FGC 47-6648                  49  25    KAOS (1997)                NORTH FORK
162) GOLDWRAP 82-11886            82  46    SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (1814)  DWES EG
163) FRAIL WHALE 55-1968         214 288  3 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
164) CHEESE STEAK 82-20346        52  37  1 HARDWARE (1981)            DWES EG
165) THUNDER BUG 37-3734          48  35    TACKLE BOX (1986)          SIBIKHAS
166) FIREDRAKE 30-2070            73  70  3 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
167) PARROT KEEPER 21-6157        51  34  2 SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
168) BLIND BARBER 82-42371        53  39    DUNGEON CELL 77 (1994)     DWES EG
169) HOUSE MOUSE 55-221          207 321  3 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
170) THE MAN 3-6077               35  82  2 FAMOUS HITTERS (1510)      OSKSI
171) SOULSNARE 82-37248           60  50    OBLIVION CLEAVERS (1862)   DWES EG
172) GOSSAMER 35-3656             62  50  1 MMM BEER (2077)            MURSKA
173) BOBS AND DOGS 82-55985       65  49    SOFT DRINKS (1920)         DWES EG
174) PLACES THE LOTION... 98-909  46  42  5 ARCANE BEACH DAY (2032)    SYVYN'S HILL
175) ROYAL PRETENDER 82-33733     96 105    DUNGEON CELL 21 (1993)     DWES EG
176) MR. GHERKIN 6-6385           39   7    071406AD (2002)            TRANSEL
177)-MR. HAPPY 36-2023            88  78    SHADY LADIES (522)         JHANS
178) AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         184 104  2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
179) FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862         224 225  2 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
180) HEART BREAKER 26-4752        70  61  1 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1942)       CALEAM
181) ZALGOR PRIGG 82-15204        45  39    MUTANT LEAGUE II (1666)    DWES EG
182)-HELIO 32-3733                81  64  4 ULTIMATE ACCELERATIO (1608)ARVAT
183) MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! 60-8618    60  37  1 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950)ARADI
184) URBANE ELF 33-2253           86  59    THE MOTHERSHIP 006 (2037)  NIATOLI ISLAND
185) MADONNA 60-7780             112  72  4 THINGS ILL NEVER GET (2060)ARADI
186) CHRISTINE 71-3900            10  16    MUSICAL CHAIRS (1746)      KYR'TERR
187) ALE'CHAI TALLSKY 35-4026     53  23  1 PHILANTHROPISTS (1245)     MURSKA
188) STONEWALL 25-3895            57  74  3 ERRATA (1644)              LYRATILAN
189)-LORD TAYLOR 74-3731          75  53  4 CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
190) PHANTASMAL 84-10204          37  34    SISTERHOOD (1921)          BLACKSTONE
191) MAGIC JOHNSON 4-5904         32  34  1 PURPLE AND GOLD (1935)     JHELUM
192) IRON MAIDEN 30-3794          14  12    PUNISHMENT (1195)          IAYE
193) DINAH MIGHT 18-9229          85  47  3 FUNKY FOLK (2052)          TALCAMA
194) ENLIGHTENED BEING 26-4642    56  45    PHILANTHROPISTS (1873)     CALEAM

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
195) SMOOTH CRIMINAL 82-6120      48  34  2 DEVIATION (1835)           DWES EG
196) THE SHOCKER 2-5356           53  41  1 INQUISITION SL5 (1931)     NIANIA
197) BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570       70  75    DO IT AGAIN (1870)         ARUAK CITY
198) CLARISA 38-2493              81  42    SOUL WARRIORS (648)        CLIFFHOME
199) DOMINION 22-5043             70  60    ZOMBIE SQUAD III (2006)    SOLVEN
200) CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     193 122  3 YO YO TRICKS (1851)        CIMMERIAC
201) MAELSTROM 75-2202            74  39  1 CHAOS LORDS (2062)         JADE MOUNTAIN
202) PEA POD 33-7338              67  36    VEGGIES (1983)             NIATOLI ISLAND
203) DREAD 32-4666                60  29    ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
204) ASHNAK 20-701               170 123  2 GRUNTS (1404)              SEAM
205)-NECROMANCER 15-3037          52  37  1 LEAGUE ARCANE (1541)       MALCORN
206) MALICE IN CHAINS 15-3729     66  63    DEVIATION (1871)           MALCORN
207) VIOLATOR 44-2122             60  64  1 DEMONIC FURY (2038)        KRILL
208) POLYNIKES 74-4191            46  33    GATES OF FIRE (2011)       DAYLA KIV
209) STILLWATER 25-3762           44  93    ERRATA (1644)              LYRATILAN
210) MRS. BUTTERWORTH 28-1226     92  98  5 SUAVE ONCE LOVED ME (1417) MORYA
211) DECK SWAB 18-2148            57  98  2 SEA DOGS (1782)            TALCAMA
212) DESPAIR 98-2057              36  41  4 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (2026)      SYVYN'S HILL
213) FUGAZI 38-3565               38  39  2 TEAM FLOYD (1298)          CLIFFHOME
214) CONUNDRUM 8-4892             65  47  1 CONSANGUINEOUS (2004)      ARKERS
215) POWERLUNGERITIS 6-1504       71  65    TOON IN (1592)             TRANSEL
216) SHOTGUN GANDHI 11-6760       39  22    ARMED & GREGARIOUS (1938)  ARUAK CITY
217) PINK FLOYD 97-2155           39  37  4 FLOYDIAN SLIP (2031)       SHADOW GROVE
218) SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5-5033       54  16  1 011510A (2044)             KALTOS
219)-THE BUTCHER 21-5374          71  35    NASTY MOB (1642)           SUNSET
220)-JETSAM 1-8172                60  41  1 SEA DOGS (1836)            MORDANT
221) CHEMICAL WEDDING 1-3167      42  23  1 CONCEPT: HOMICIDE! (963)   MORDANT
222) BITCHIN' BEAST 33-5228       22  16    DIVINE HERITAGE (2055)     NIATOLI ISLAND
223) TENACIOUS 7-5337            133  69  1 BATHTUB ARMADA (2045)      BONSUR
224) BART WELLENS 11-4848         77  46    INQUISITION GC 03 (1902)   ARUAK CITY
225) DRASTIC MEASURES 2-4537      60  45  1 DEVIATION (2042)           NIANIA
226) TRYPTOPHAN 71-5634           57  49    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (1925)  KYR'TERR
227) BARROCH 18-2684             101  98  1 SHEPHERDS (1292)           TALCAMA
228) NEOPHYTE 82-4574            107  94  1 LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (2012)    DWES EG
229) AXE MURDERER 82-51085        45  34  2 DUNGEON CELL 4 (2021)      DWES EG
230)-SELEX 40-3039                51  25    BLOOD & IRON (1549)        ZENSU
231) SKITZO FRAY NICK 3-2912      39  24    STATE OF MIND (498)        OSKSI
232) GUARDIAN 82-16527            21  22    RESSURRECTION (1749)       DWES EG
233) SWEATY 7-4850                18  19    BRAIN (2003)               BONSUR
234)-MICROBURST 82-4443           12  13    NATURE'S FORCE (1748)      DWES EG
235) ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426       87 111  1 MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (1961)  DWES EG
236) ING 41-3532                  58  76  1 UNEARTHLY PIMPS (1743)     KATI-TEI
237) VILLIAGE IDIOT 14-304       291 352  2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
238) COOLER 82-7277              143 145  2 STYROFOAM (1959)           DWES EG
239) TALON 18-7782                52  36  1 GET OUTTA MY WAY (2028)    TALCAMA
240) ED 209 5-3955                52  75  4 TECHNOLOGY (1181)          KALTOS
241) CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330        44  50  1 TECHNOLOGY (1181)          KALTOS
242)-ALLAH 13-2440                27  30    RABBIT DROPPINGS (2049)    DULLENS
243) JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237      97  68  2 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (2056)   KATI-TEI
244) NUMBERED WON 18-7434         53  85  1 NEXT GENERATION (2035)     TALCAMA
245) RABID DOG 82-1078            38  48    NASTY PETS (1924)          DWES EG
246) JUNKYARD DOG 55-3179         66  59  2 DA DOG POWNDAZ (2078)      KHALANI
247) NAY PALM 52-1439             77  38    PYROMANIA (1948)           FRATSFA
248) EIGHTH MATE 9-5437           23   9    SEA DOGS (1937)            ZUKAL
249) WYRD 1-8156                  60  69  2 SWEORDMASTERS (1275)       MORDANT
250) CONSORTIUM DORK 84-7918      44  31  2 COOL DORKS (2024)          BLACKSTONE
251) LINK HOGTHROB 33-5358        42  30    INTERSTELLAR PORK (2029)   NIATOLI ISLAND
252) NIGHTBRINGER 75-3372         32  23  1 ZOMBIE SQUAD (2063)        JADE MOUNTAIN
253) SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278      93 121  3 END OF THE LINE (1853)     DWES EG
254) WRATH OF ONE 82-11628        57  88  2 LUROCIANS XII (1813)       DWES EG
255) MIKE POWERFUL 82-7051        13  24    MIKE THE HUNTER (1623)     DWES EG
256) RAZORS EDGE 7-2400           91  59  1 DEVIATION (2081)           BONSUR
257)-DOONE 42-1183                62  57  5 FLAGG 16 (1520)            RODEKI

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
258) THUNDAR BEAGLE! 14-852      138 369  2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
259) BURST 25-3654                73  53  1 ERRATA (1644)              LYRATILAN
260) FURIOUS ANGER 17-5753        40  31    DEVIATION (2082)           ALJAFIR
261) GOLDILOCKS 69-6564           63  57    THE BEARS II (1480)        CIMMERIAC
262) ALIX 74-2701                 37  41    CHEYSULI & LIR (1662)      DAYLA KIV
263) BULLETPROOF MONK 11-4999     28  21  1 LUROCIANS EXTREME (2048)   ARUAK CITY
264) GIFT CERTIFICATE 65-6787     26  39  1 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (2061)DAL SHANG
265) TOUCHSTONE 21-3330           35  26    DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS (160) SUNSET
266) HOT TOMATO 33-6305           64  54    VEGGIES (1983)             NIATOLI ISLAND
267) MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627       68  54  3 SWEORDMASTERS (1275)       MORDANT
268) HEMLOCK 68-2193              51  83  2 CELESTIAL KNIGHTS (1951)   FIREHOLD
269) TAPS 96-841                  35  38  5 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1740)    OLD VALAMANTIS
270) AMATEUR EMBALMER 82-53433    41  46  3 DUNGEON CELL B9 (2070)     DWES EG
271) TICKET SCALPER 82-36363      33  37  1 DUNGEON CELL 45 (2068)     DWES EG
272) STINGRAY 30-2264             41  52    STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
273) WHIRLING INSELBERG 3-6924    30  21    IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)    OSKSI
274) DEAD LEE 8-3142              38  37    YOU PAY I SLAY (2046)      ARKERS
275) DEATH ON A LEASH 36-4921     58  49    DEVIATION (2074)           JHANS
276) BURGLAR 2-5431               52  57    INQUISITION SL5 (1931)     NIANIA
277) FORMIDABLE 82-17495          31  35    F-TROOP (2040)             DWES EG
278) ASHAR 30-1777                63  65  3 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
279) KNOTHANDLER 21-6555          57  41  2 SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
280) WYNETT 30-2340               53  63  2 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
281) KAIDEN 35-3108              193 204  2 VIOLENT FEMS (1875)        MURSKA
282) LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149       65  36  1 BOOGIE NIGHTS (1647)       VEASTIAN
283) THE WYVERN 69-1516           40  48  1 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB 3 (601)  CIMMERIAC
284) ICHIRO TRICKLE 82-19442      22  15  1 NASCAR NINJAS II (2066)    DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
THUNDER BUG 37-3734       48  35  0 TACKLE BOX 1986        BUTCH 66-1831             609

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RABID-GERBIL viciously subdued SEBASTIAN in a 15 minute Challenge Title fight.
PRODIGAL SON demolished D. FILER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SCOOTIE PUFF JR overpowered VILLIAGE IDIOT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
SHARP was overpowered by MENDELSSOHN in a 6 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HARMONY was viciously subdued by JACK DANIELS in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
SCARY MARY was viciously subdued by SMELLY SOCKS in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
TOM THUMB slimly won victory over EXPLICIT in a 16 minute Challenge duel.
TERMINUS savagely defeated MILLER KNIGHT in a action packed 13 minute Challenge duel.
CONOR LARKIN savagely defeated UUM FOO FOO in a 8 minute Challenge match.
WALL PAPER HANGER narrowly defeated BOB'S BEEF in a 11 minute Challenge match.
DONNA slimly lost to JAKARI DRAGON LORD in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
COBRA demolished HAGAR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
BULLFROG handily defeated SPIRITBANE in a popular 5 minute uneven Challenge fight.
NO FEAR slimly lost to PINK MINK in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fray.
DEADLY BEAR viciously subdued NEBUCHADNEZZAR in a 6 minute Challenge brawl.
ROSE overpowered PERFECT DRUG in a exciting 3 minute brutal one-sided Challenge match.
MARCIANO overpowered CAPTAIN POLAND in a 9 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
DEFIANCE beat GROGGY DOGGY in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
BLESSING was savagely defeated by CALAVERA in a action packed 7 minute Challenge bout.
RICO was overcome by BIG DADDY KANE in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest.
NINJA WARTHOG demolished VIOLENT FURY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
KING BEAR was overpowered by BLUE MEANIE in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SHAVED MAMMOTH was savagely defeated by LOWLY WORM in a 5 minute Challenge melee.
FIREBALL handily defeated RYRELEE in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven Challenge bout.
ROCKET MAN vanquished LAND SHARK in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DARTMAN viciously subdued ZALTAN in a exciting 4 minute brutal Challenge fight.
T. ZER was defeated by SCARLET HAG in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
TENACIOUS outlasted SKITZO FRAY NICK in a action packed 11 minute Challenge bout.
ED 209 was bested by ING in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
CAPTAIN CRUNCH was bested by HEART BREAKER in a exciting 2 minute Challenge battle.
CHEESE STEAK overpowered PARROT KEEPER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
POWERLUNGERITIS overcame PINK FLOYD in a action packed 1 minute Challenge match.
HOT TOMATO overpowered WYNETT in a popular 3 minute bloody uneven Challenge bout.
SPUD subdued FGC in a action packed 3 minute Challenge competition.
DREAD overpowered VIOLATOR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
THUNDER BUG was barely slain by BUTCH in a exciting 2 minute Challenge struggle.
BIONIC BUFFALO handily defeated POLYNIKES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP slimly won victory over AMATEUR EMBALMER in a 6 minute match.
GOLDILOCKS was viciously subdued by RABID DOG in a exciting 10 minute Challenge match.
WYRD subdued NIGHTBRINGER in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
CONSORTIUM DORK savagely defeated WHIRLING INSELBERG in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
THE WYVERN slimly lost to LINDA LOVELACE in a exciting 4 minute brutal Challenge duel.
CHEMICAL WEDDING handily defeated BITCHIN' BEAST in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
DINAH MIGHT overpowered CLARISA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
TOUCHSTONE was handily defeated by FRAIL WHALE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
ROCKWELL demolished URBANE ELF in a popular 2 minute mismatched Challenge battle.
LITTLEST TYRANT devastated HST in a crowd pleasing 9 minute bloody one-sided match.
FRANKENBERRY was savagely defeated by WEBBED TOES in a action packed 27 minute bout.
FURIOUS BEAR overpowered SUPERIORBOY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched fight.
MIPHON overpowered THE LITTLE ONE in a action packed 2 minute one-sided match.
MOTHER BEAR savagely defeated YELLOW LEDBETTER in a exciting 6 minute bloody conflict.
R IS FOR REPUGNANT savagely defeated PICARD in a popular 7 minute gory struggle.
NEOSPHINCTER was outwaited by THE REAPER in a action packed 17 minute match.
FALPAWIZ was viciously subdued by RONIN in a popular 5 minute gory bout.
CUNNING FOX was savagely defeated by DRAT in a action packed 8 minute brutal melee.
HARV savagely defeated BANDIT PRINCE in a action packed 2 minute gory battle.
LAZAR WOLF overpowered BARON COCKROACH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
LINT overpowered SOLOMON in a popular 3 minute gory one-sided match.
LEE AT TOURNEY narrowly defeated MASKED INTRUDER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
MACBETH was devastated by THE UNHOLY CHILD in a exciting 3 minute mismatched match.
DOC STEELE vanquished SISTER X in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided brawl.
WOLFINMYCLOTHES was viciously subdued by MARV JR in a exciting 4 minute bloody melee.
BLOOD WIZARD was viciously subdued by HARM in a action packed 3 minute gory match.
TRIP'S TRASH was beaten by BEDTIME in a exciting 3 minute conflict.
TARLOCK was handily defeated by GRINGOLD in a exciting 2 minute uneven conflict.
MILQUETOAST bested SUSHI SLINGER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
LITTLE GIRL CRUSH was demolished by AMISH PARADISE in a popular 3 minute uneven fight.
FRANK DREBIN handily defeated SHARKY in a popular 3 minute brutal mismatched match.
SID savagely defeated TRUMP in a action packed 6 minute brutal duel.
RAETH viciously subdued ELISA in a exciting 4 minute gruesome fray.
WAYWARD SON was overpowered by PEACE in a 4 minute one-sided competition.
TOMATO ION was beaten by PICASSO in a popular 2 minute fight.
BOB'S WEINER handily defeated PIECE OF 12 BUCKS in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
STING-GER was savagely defeated by ALVIN YORK in a exciting 10 minute gruesome bout.
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE was overpowered by SAMURAI in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ARTEMIS slimly won victory over A NEW PONY! in a action packed 3 minute contest.
STICKY HANDKERCHIEF overpowered ETERNAL D.J. in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
RAZOR handily defeated HANSEL in a action packed 3 minute gory one-sided struggle.
SITTING BULL viciously subdued FLEA FLICKER in a action packed 3 minute gruesome duel.
KHYRON handily defeated BLACK ORC in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided match.
KRAMER vanquished MANDRAKE in a popular 2 minute uneven fray.
SWIFT viciously subdued AUDIE MURPHY in a exciting 5 minute brutal competition.
MANIC devastated TELA in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
ALBINO DALMATION handily defeated EIGHTH MATE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SIDAHS overpowered THUNDAR BEAGLE! in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
LORD LIGHTSPEED savagely defeated LUCRETIA BORGIA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fray.
GOSSAMER was vanquished by NAPOLEON DYNAMITE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
TIM savagely defeated DEAD LEE in a exciting 2 minute bloody duel.
HATHOR overcame MADONNA in a 2 minute contest.
FOG unbelievably bested SQUIRREL KILLER in a action packed 9 minute gruesome duel.
MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! was bested by CRYSTAL GRAVY in a exciting 5 minute fight.
BEAN overpowered PEA POD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GOLDENBEARD overpowered FUGAZI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
THE HELLION handily defeated GUARDIAN in a exciting 2 minute one-sided struggle.
DRAGON POACHER devastated BURST in a exciting 3 minute gruesome mismatched match.
TALON devastated JUNKYARD DOG in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SHADOW ANGEL devastated GIFT CERTIFICATE in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
HENDERSON demolished MRS. BUTTERWORTH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute uneven conflict.
BOBS AND DOGS was demolished by PYGMY SHREW in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
BART WELLENS was vanquished by SNOTMAN in a exciting 3 minute brutal one-sided melee.
HEMLOCK was overpowered by COLD HANDS in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
LASSIE'S EVIL TWIN demolished DESPAIR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
CHOKING CHICKEN overpowered DEATH ON A LEASH in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
FUNNY BUNNY demolished JAMES DOOLITTLE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CHRISTINE lost to HITMAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory bout.
TRYPTOPHAN defeated FORMIDABLE in a action packed 3 minute duel.
HOUSE MOUSE overcame SMOOTH CRIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
ALIX was handily defeated by PHANTASMAL in a popular 2 minute one-sided match.
NAY PALM was devastated by PLACES THE LOTION... in a 4 minute one-sided match.
MAELSTROM was vanquished by DOMINION in a 3 minute one-sided competition.
ALE'CHAI TALLSKY defeated THE SHOCKER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody bout.
NEOPHYTE was vanquished by MR. GHERKIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel.
MIKE POWERFUL handily defeated FURIOUS ANGER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
COOLER overpowered LINK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody uneven match.
WRATH OF ONE demolished ASHAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
GOLDWRAP overpowered ROYAL PRETENDER in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided contest.
ZALGOR PRIGG overpowered ENLIGHTENED BEING in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
ROY BENAVIDEZ was vanquished by ASHNAK in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
ICHIRO TRICKLE was savagely defeated by SWEATY in a crowd pleasing 6 minute contest.
KAIDEN was handily defeated by LINK HOGTHROB in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
IRON MAIDEN was overpowered by THE MAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
TICKET SCALPER was devastated by RAZORS EDGE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SOULSNARE demolished AXE MURDERER in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
BLIND BARBER savagely defeated DRASTIC MEASURES in a crowd pleasing 2 minute struggle.
STINGRAY was overpowered by MAGIC JOHNSON in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
FIREDRAKE demolished BURGLAR in a exciting 2 minute gory one-sided competition.
STONEWALL devastated KNOTHANDLER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TAPS was viciously subdued by BARROCH in a popular 5 minute gruesome match.
STILLWATER savagely defeated BULLETPROOF MONK in a popular 6 minute gory match.
TALON handily defeated NUMBERED WON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
DECK SWAB savagely defeated CONUNDRUM in a action packed 4 minute gory battle.
MALICE IN CHAINS overpowered SHOTGUN GANDHI in a exciting 2 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  84         PARRY-STRIKE      40 -  26 -  0      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                      70         AIMED BLOW       404 - 306 - 11      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     22         LUNGING ATTACK   456 - 409 - 20      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   22         WALL OF STEEL     95 - 104 -  8      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 21         PARRY-LUNGE      109 - 120 -  3      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         SLASHING ATTACK   98 - 120 -  4      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -  31 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         BASHING ATTACK    43 -  62 -  6      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         TOTAL PARRY       55 -  80 -  2      41  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     27 -  42 -  3      39  |

Turn 609 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK    40 - 44         5  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     6 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK   10 - 11         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        39 - 31     TOTAL PARRY        6 -  7         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE       11 - 11     PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  4     
WALL OF STEEL     11 - 11     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   RANK WARRIOR                     W   L  K TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW         1) RABID-GERBIL 68-6931      173 104  0 THE BEARS (1975)
LUNGING ATTACK     6) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894        344 150  2 MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)
SLASHING ATTACK   13) SMELLY SOCKS 18-1975      260 111  6 STREET PIZZA (293)
PARRY-LUNGE       19) HARMONY 82-26932           96 102  5 PERFECTION QUEST 2 (1738)
STRIKING ATTACK   32) WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885 141 116  6 THE BEARS (1975)
PARRY-RIPOSTE     41) UUM FOO FOO 18-2083       291 211  6 BURN N' PILLAGE (407)
WALL OF STEEL     44) TRUMP 24-4359             144 154  2 BAD HAND (1364)
TOTAL PARRY       49) LINT 48-1380              214 103  6 4-LETTER WORDS (317)
PARRY-STRIKE      53) BARON COCKROACH 20-703    154 141  2 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (63)
BASHING ATTACK   127) LORD LIGHTSPEED 18-1308    85  80  8 SHEPHERDS (1292)

The overall popularity leader is DRAT 48-1831.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278.  The ten other most popular fighters were SKITZO FRAY 
NICK 3-2912, EXPLICIT 82-2474, STING-GER 66-443, RABID DOG 82-1078, SEBASTIAN 
66-1834, MILLER KNIGHT 10-3610, BOB'S BEEF 69-1199, WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885, HST 
78-1738, and ALVIN YORK 3-6156.

The least popular fighter this week was FURIOUS ANGER 17-5753.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237, PEA POD 33-7338, RYRELEE 59-478, 
NUMBERED WON 18-7434, TICKET SCALPER 82--29173, IRON MAIDEN 30-3794, KAIDEN 35-3108, 
DEATH ON A LEASH 36-4921, DESPAIR 98-2057, and GIFT CERTIFICATE 65-6787.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           5  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  1 0  ANDOR(57)            2  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  3 0  CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             2  6 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  2 0  
JHELUM(4)            5  2 0  LAPUR(29)            2  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  3 0  IAYE(30)             2  5 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  3 0  ARVAT(32)            3  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            9  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   5  3 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  2 1  
ARKERS(8)            0  2 0  MURSKA(35)           2  5 0  FIREHOLD(68)         4  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             3  3 0  JHANS(36)            0  3 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        4  3 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  1 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  1 0  SENTERN(70)          1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  3 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  3 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  3 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    3  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  3 0  KRILL(44)            0  2 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  1 0  CAER(48)             2  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)         10  7 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)         15 19 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       2  0 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  3 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  2 0  
SOLVEN(22)           2  1 0  KHALANI(55)          4  3 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  2 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 56) THE UNHOLY CHILD 1-3810    302 141  5  THE REVELATION (389)       MORDANT
 75) DEADLY BEAR 2-3688         179 143  0  THE  BEARS (1372)          NIANIA
 74) HAGAR 3-3717                51  20  0  AESIR (631)                OSKSI
 28) CUNNING FOX 4-3906         315 124  4  TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 92) ELISA 5-1210               242 169  4  CRIMSON CLUB (439)         KALTOS
 50) TARLOCK 6-4615             214 200  3  THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
 12) MOTHER BEAR 7-3172         214 130  3  THE BEARS (673)            BONSUR
214) CONUNDRUM 8-4892            65  47  1  CONSANGUINEOUS (2004)      ARKERS
  6) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894         344 150  2  MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL
 21) MIPHON 10-2706             281 167  4  LIQUID CARNAGE (742)       KOLACT
197) BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570      70  75  0  DO IT AGAIN (1870)         ARUAK CITY
 33) SID 12-3449                 95  85  1  VICIOUS VANDALS (1320)     RIZTAB
 85) BULLFROG 13-2912           136 103  0  SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)      DULLENS
156) VIOLENT FURY 14-303        125 394  1  GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
206) MALICE IN CHAINS 15-3729    66  63  0  DEVIATION (1871)           MALCORN
 37) CONOR LARKIN 17-4974       201  78  4  OLD FRIENDS (1100)         ALJAFIR
 13) SMELLY SOCKS 18-1975       260 111  6  STREET PIZZA (293)         TALCAMA
 81) PEACE 19-4280              151 138  4  DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)        ZUWAYZA
 53) BARON COCKROACH 20-703     154 141  2  DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (63)     SEAM
 31) RONIN 21-1569              112  89  1  WAYSIDE ELITE (1409)       SUNSET
 46) AMISH PARADISE 22-5170     219 205  7  WEIRD AL (1411)            SOLVEN
 44) TRUMP 24-4359              144 154  2  BAD HAND (1364)            ZORPUNT
188) STONEWALL 25-3895           57  74  3  ERRATA (1644)              LYRATILAN
180) HEART BREAKER 26-4752       70  61  1  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1942)       CALEAM
210) MRS. BUTTERWORTH 28-1226    92  98  5  SUAVE ONCE LOVED ME (1417) MORYA
 57) PICARD 29-1995             304 169  3  STAR TREK (1066)           LAPUR
107) HENDERSON 30-1622          302 188  1  THE A'S -- LOSERS (1032)   IAYE
105) THE HELLION 32-668         138 100  2  COLLEGE RADIO (2036)       ARVAT
 43) MILQUETOAST 33-5313        124  91  2  BLOOM COUNTY (1327)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 14) TOM THUMB 35-3791          128  58  1  THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
 18) SCARY MARY 36-2213         196 134 21  SHADY LADIES (522)         JHANS
  3) FURIOUS BEAR 37-762        369 116 10  THE BEARS (844)            SIBIKHAS
 60) YELLOW LEDBETTER 38-2752   105 100  1  TEAM FLOYD (1298)          CLIFFHOME
110) ALBINO DALMATION 41-1672    76  70  3  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
282) LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149      65  36  1  BOOGIE NIGHTS (1647)       VEASTIAN
 89) MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257     69  68  0  DEVIATION (479)            KRILL
 70) KRAMER 47-5191             114  81  1  SECOND BANANAS (1947)      NORTH FORK

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 22) DRAT 48-1831               359 177 11  4-LETTER WORDS (317)       CAER
 58) MACBETH 49-2832            221 199  4  STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
  5) JACK DANIELS 51-3084       145  99  3  BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
247) NAY PALM 52-1439            77  38  0  PYROMANIA (1948)           FRATSFA
 62) WOLFINMYCLOTHES 54-961     251 143  9  SIS BOOM BAA (432)         TROCAR
 34) FALPAWIZ 55-1342           296 180  6  LORDS OF THE SWORD (1152)  KHALANI
 30) JAKARI DRAGON LORD 56-1413 111  89  3  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (539)   ROCANIS
 61) HARM 57-1937               141 103  0  YOUNG JUSTICE (1306)       ANDOR
 94) ARTEMIS 58-2677            130 119  3  MYTHICAL (1452)            DELARQ TOR
 52) TRIP'S TRASH 59-834         97  71  0  THE WAIVER WIRE (2072)     ILLIS
106) BLUE MEANIE 60-4814         63  29  0  THIEVES GUILD (1649)       ARADI
159) LASSIE'S EVIL TWIN 61-2411  80  52  4  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1868)      JURINE
131) BEAN 65-4972                86  66  2  BATTLE SCHOOL (1260)       DAL SHANG
  2) SEBASTIAN 66-1834          186 149  5  THE INQUISITION (807)      TARRGIR
  1) RABID-GERBIL 68-6931       173 104  0  THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD
 15) THE REAPER 69-8774         211 124  1  BLOOD MOON (1560)          CIMMERIAC
 90) RAZOR 70-2403              214 204  1  KAT'S PAW (1491)           SENTERN
 24) SUPERIORBOY 71-3640        111 151  1  SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (1530)  KYR'TERR
 11) SHARP 74-2739              194  82  1  CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
 82) KHYRON 75-1026             235 251  3  WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 77) ROSE 76-2357               104  63  3  COLORS (1499)              SIMTAKKA
144) SIDAHS 77-176               64  57  4  RESCUE (1679)              MAZGOURRAH
 25) HST 78-1738                197 131  2  PRESIDENTS (1502)          LIN TIRIAN
  7) LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646    91  38  1  THE NEPHEW (1861)          DWES EG
190) PHANTASMAL 84-10204         37  34  0  SISTERHOOD (1921)          BLACKSTONE
 48) MARCIANO 96-1446            89  78  6  THE CREAM 3 (1818)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 23) TERMINUS 97-484            141  85  7  BUFFON (1976)              SHADOW GROVE
126) FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809   52  42  4  COLLEGE RADIO (1681)       SYVYN'S HILL
 29) R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 126  99  6  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1771)  SOUTH RIDGE