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Date   : 08/21/2013    Duedate: 09/03/2013

PRIMUS ARENA

DM 102    TURN 618

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DO IT AGAIN 11/1870 2591 1025  33 71.7      THE BEARS 35/843
    COLGATE DAYS 33/1777                        THE BEARS 37/844
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1907                      THE BEARS 48/177
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 13/351                      UNRELATED 9/1384
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 96/1178                     NASTY MOB 21/1642
  2 MEPHISTO'S WA 9/636  625  408   6 60.5      THE  BEARS 2/1372
  3 STYROFOAM 82/1959   1155  811   5 58.7      THE BEARS 10/1977
    BURN N' PILLAGE 18/407                      THE BEARS 28/1974
    KNIGHTS OF ORCCON 69/865                    THE BEARS 68/1975
    BOB'S REFRIGERATOR 69/703                   THE BEARS 69/1477
  4 I GOTTA GO 30/2094   977  717   0 57.7      FUNKY FOLK 18/2052
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/2111                        FUNKY FOLK 19/2129
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/731                    PRESIDENTS 78/1502
    LEGENDS OF TKE 2 82/2012                    LETTER BOMBS 9/1601
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/1796                    SHADY LADIES 36/522
    MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/2056                   THE CREAM 3 96/1818
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/1961                  DEATH THREAT 29/1841
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/1692                 HELL'S BEARS 40/1978
  5 BLOOD MOON 69/1560  2019 1509  12 57.2      WILD THINGS 2 8/2130
    NASTY PETS 82/1924                        8 MYTHICAL 58/1452     210  172   0 55.0
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/343                        BLOOM COUNTY 33/1327
    YO YO TRICKS 69/1851                        YOUNG JUSTICE 57/1306
    FORGE OF FURY 82/2126                     9 011510A 5/2044      3344 2765  25 54.7
    GATES OF FIRE 74/2011                       042909A 2/2001
    LIQUID CARNAGE 10/742                       011808O 82/1995
    BEASTS OF NEON 69/2125                      040908D 82/1919
    END OF THE LINE 82/1853                     071406AD 6/2002
    OBLIVION CLEAVERS 82/1862                   12:35 AM 82/1857
  6 COLORS 96/2118      2447 1971  16 55.4      BAD HAND 24/1364
    FUNDIES 82/2109                             WASTELAND 18/751
    STREET PIZZA 18/293                         THE NEPHEW 82/1861
    COMPENSATING 82/2115                        WASTELAND II 7/635
    SESAME STAPH 82/2108                        DM OWNS YOU 82/1816
    DATING A FROG 82/2114                       SOFT DRINKS 82/1920
    WHY SELL THIS? 96/2117                      GOLD STANDARD 75/877
    4-LETTER ERRORS 82/2113                     IRATE FORMATIONS 3/1934
    STUFF MARK SAYS 82/2112                     LEGENDS OF IDAHO 82/1892
    GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1771                  WE BE WAR FLAILS 22/1834
    DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/2106                 13 YRS & COUNTING 82/1894
    WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1680                 4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS 82/1965
    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1758                ARMED & GREGARIOUS 11/1938
  7 BABES 36/1428       2860 2344  27 55.0      BLOOD ON THE SAND 3 96/2119
    BEARS 98/2128                            10 KAT'S PAW 70/1491   1385 1172  11 54.2
    CORPS 74/1496                            11 PSYCHIC STOR 42/649  612  539   1 53.2
    BUFFON 97/1976                              BIBLE BROTHERS 38/197
    COLORS 76/1499                              WOLFRAVEN REAVERS 43/368
    FIERCE 75/2131                           12 SUPERIOR FO 71/1530  754  703   6 51.8
    HEROES 77/1268                              SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/1814
    RAT MEN 4/1980                              SUPERIOR FORCES ZC 71/1925
    BOY O'S 51/1553                             SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 60/1950
    THE BEARS 1/335                          13 CENSORED 82/1508     362  338   3 51.7
    THE BEARS 7/673                             ENVENOMED 82/2099
    VEGGIES 33/1983                             PUNISHMENT 30/1195

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    HARDWARE 82/1981                            APPLE CIDER 21/2091
    INCANTATION 18/2089                         DM ROLL-UPS 82/1859
    THIRSTY THUGS 9/1668                        SWEORDMASTERS 1/1275
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/2120                       CONSANGUINEOUS 8/2004
    THIRSTY THUGS 10/1023                       BLOODY SUNDAYS 97/1923
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/2085                       SECOND BANANAS 47/1947
    ITS JUST WRONG 82/2098                      MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1706
    VICIOUS VANDALS 12/1320                  31 DEVIATION 2/2042     330  462   0 41.7
    LIFE'S TOO SHORT 82/2102                    DEVIATION 44/479
    THINGS THAT SUCK 82/2107                    DEVIATION 15/1871
 14 ROGUES GALLE 7/1383  195  188   0 50.9      DEVIATION 17/2082
    THIEVES GUILD 60/1649                       DEVIATION 36/2074
 15 CULTS-R-US 12/1827    57   56   1 50.4      DEVIATION 82/1835
 16 DRUNKEN TOA 19/1714   89   88   1 50.3      PYROMANIA 52/1948
 17 STORIES 49/1444     1241 1235   5 50.1      RAP ATTACKS 71/1953
    WEIRD AL 22/1411                            STATE OF MIND 3/498
    ARROGANCE 18/1190                           DA DOG POWNDAZ 41/1877
    LETHAL LADIES 4/1375                        DA DOG POWNDAZ 55/2078
    VIOLENT FEMS 35/1875                     32 AESIR 3/631           78  112   1 41.1
    THE LADY'S LIST 6/1379                   33 TEAM FLOYD 38/1298   242  348   1 41.0
 18 STAR TREK 29/1066   1332 1349  14 49.7      VELVET MAFIA 5/2071
    GAMEHENDGE 30/1776                          COLLEGE RADIO 98/1681
    STAR GUARDIANS 56/1254                      THE WAIVER WIRE 59/2072
    LORDS OF THE SWORD 55/1152                  ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/2032
 19 BRAIN 7/2003         892  940   5 48.7      MUSIC TO KILL BY 96/1740
    CHAOS LORDS 75/2062                         INTERSTELLAR PORK 33/2029
    HARE CONTROL 59/1744                     34 DREAM PARK 9/1317    148  214   1 40.9
    RESSURRECTION 82/1749                       BATTLE SCHOOL 65/1260
    INQUISITION SL5 2/1931                      ARMOR & WEAPONS 65/980
    PURPLE AND GOLD 4/1935                      CHEYSULI & LIR 74/1662
    THE INQUISITION 66/807                      MUTANT LEAGUE II 82/1666
    MIKE THE HUNTER 82/1623                  35 KNIGHTS OF R 56/539  131  191   1 40.7
    UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/1743                  36 CUNNING RUN 19/2090   31   46   0 40.3
    COWS ON THE WALL 57/2033                    ULTRA-VIOLENT 26/1942
    INQUISITION GC 03 11/1902                37 MMM BEER 35/2077     221  336   0 39.7
 20 RHYME TYME 55/587   1082 1180   6 47.8      MMM BEER! 7/2083
    WE WANT RAISES 75/922                       MMMM BEER! 13/2088
    SCARRY BEASTIES 74/958                      SISTERHOOD 84/1921
 21 TOON IN 6/1592       373  414   2 47.4      ZOMBIE SQUAD 75/2063
    DAPHNE'S LADIES 5/81                        SERPENT'S HOLD 68/811
    CONCEPT: HOMICIDE! 1/963                    SERPENTS HOLD 36/2095
    WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/2087                  YOU PAY I SLAY 8/2046
 22 GENERATION X 3/1933   25   28   1 47.2      DRAGON'S GUARD 16/2050
    THE STORM FRONT 41/1944                     ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/2026
 23 DOC LEGRAND'S 7/246  434  514   7 45.8      ZOMBIE SQUAD III 22/2006
    DOC LEGRAND'S LAB 20/63                     CELESTIAL KNIGHTS 68/1951
    DOC LEGRAND'S LAB 3 69/601               38 SEA DOGS 7/1708      362  567   6 39.0
    DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS 21/160                 SEA DOGS 9/1937
 24 MY EX-WIFE 2/395     159  190   1 45.6      SEA DOGS 18/1782
    SICK MINDS 5/285                            SEA DOGS 21/1840
    MARKED DECK 17/292                          SEA DOGS 96/1817
    TACTICAL SURGERY 1/241                      DUNGEON CELL 4 82/2021
 25 THE PINK PA 99/1315  110  134   3 45.1      DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1993
 26 DEMONSPAWN 33/520     35   43   0 44.9      DUNGEON CELL 77 82/1994
 27 ALCHEMY 18/1903      233  289   6 44.6      DUNGEON CELL B9 82/2070
    TECHNOLOGY 5/1181                        39 SOUL WARRIOR 38/648   48   89   0 35.0
    ARADI'S DEAD 60/1339                        HERO ALLIANCE 35/1246
    UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/183                     40 THE MENTORS 10/2086    3    6   0 33.3
 28 KAOS 47/1997          52   65   0 44.4   41 GENETIC MISHA 14/32  479 1262   3 27.5
    ANCIENT LORDS 82/1917                    42 STEEL BLADES 30/933   51  146   1 25.9
 29 LUROCIANS X 82/1813  103  136   2 43.1      DEMONIC FURY 44/2038
    LUROCIANS EXTREME 11/2048                43 URESEI YATS 82/1128    1    3   0 25.0
 30 COLLUSION 97/1895    506  700  11 42.0   44 A UNIT 10/1098        11   53   0 17.2

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    COOL DORKS 84/2024                          A UNIT 25/1545
 45 BLANK 49/2132          0    3   0  0.0

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Good day, in PRIMUS a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  And let's see, SOLSBURY HILL 
fought PARROT KEEPER and gained 115 points and contributed to STREET PIZZA's 1-1-0.  
PARROT KEEPER has lost to SOLSBURY HILL, falling 105 points, while helping make SEA 
DOGS a 1-1-0 turn.  RABID-GERBIL challenged for the Duelmastership this turn, 
attempting to dethrone THE NEPHEW's warrior.  Defending his title for another turn, 
LITTLEST TYRANT kept THE BEARS' warrior, RABID-GERBIL, from claiming the throne.  By 
the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at E. 
Snee's Bar & Grill?   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  I also notice that the WASTELAND stable was 
the most avoided team this turn.  Come on PRIMUS, what are you afraid of?  And 
avoiding WASTELAND more than any other team we find THE BEARS.  PRIMUS, are we going 
to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  Well, sports fans, take notice that HAGAR 
from AESIR was PRIMUS' most challenged warrior this turn.  WAYWARD SON from 
MANNEQUIN'S BEST took a risk this turn by bravely challenging up 29 points in a 
challenge against SID.  But Fate isn't always willing to be cheated, and WAYWARD SON 
was beat by SID, and VICIOUS VANDALS has not stopped laughing.  Building dreams on 
hope, POWERLUNGERITIS challenged up 41 points this turn to take on HITLER from SICK 
MINDS stable.  And whaddya know, POWERLUNGERITIS beat HITLER, and the fighters of 
TOON IN were last seen lifting frothy pints of ale in honor of POWERLUNGERITIS' 50 
point gain.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  A brave warrior does not carry a 
red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords 
sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until you see my quill in PRIMUS again, farewell-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

PRIMUS GUARDIANS                   W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  1) LITTLEST TYRANT 82-55890     98  40  1 THE NEPHEW (1861)          DWES EG

THE TOWER GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  2) SEBASTIAN 66-1834           190 154  5 THE INQUISITION (807)      TARRGIR
  3) CUNNING FOX 4-3906          322 126  4 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
  4) FURIOUS BEAR 37-762         376 118 10 THE BEARS (844)            SIBIKHAS
  5) JACK DANIELS 51-3084        152 100  3 BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
  6) FRANKENBERRY 82-51803       111  54  1 DM OWNS YOU (1816)         DWES EG
  7) TERMINUS 97-484             147  87  7 BUFFON (1976)              SHADOW GROVE
  8) SHARP 74-2739               199  86  1 CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
  9) RABID-GERBIL 68-6931        178 108    THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD
 10) MA BEAR 48-2205             175 134  1 THE BEARS (177)            CAER
 11)-DARK GUARDIAN 10-2212       131  99  2 THE BEARS (1977)           KOLACT

THE ELITE GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 12) DONNA 36-5966               123  64  4 BABES (1428)               JHANS
 13) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894          350 153  2 MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL
 14) BLOOD WIZARD 18-5551        237 198  3 ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 15) NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        179  91  1 WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
 16) TOM THUMB 35-3791           132  62  1 THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
 17)-CHANGELING 19-2164          154 152  4 FUNKY FOLK (2129)          ZUWAYZA
 18) UUM FOO FOO 18-2083         296 215  6 BURN N' PILLAGE (407)      TALCAMA
 19) NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821      156 106    WE BE WAR FLAILS (1834)    SOLVEN
 20) HST 78-1738                 202 134  2 PRESIDENTS (1502)          LIN TIRIAN
 21) THE REAPER 69-8774          216 128  1 BLOOD MOON (1560)          CIMMERIAC
 22) MILQUETOAST 33-5313         131  93  2 BLOOM COUNTY (1327)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 23) NAMELESS TOOK 1-3195        149  64  6 THE BEARS (335)            MORDANT

THE ELITE GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 24) KICK AXE 43-1054            100  81  2 WOLFRAVEN REAVERS (368)    VEASTIAN
 25) MILLER KNIGHT 10-3610       158 118  5 THIRSTY THUGS (1023)       KOLACT
 26) TRUMP 24-4359               148 159  2 BAD HAND (1364)            ZORPUNT
 27)-LORD OF ILLUSION 69-7429     95  66  1 THE BEARS (1477)           CIMMERIAC
 28) GRIM REAVER 28-1356         236 135  6 THE BEARS (1974)           MORYA
 29) MOTHER BEAR 7-3172          219 133  3 THE BEARS (673)            BONSUR
 30) BEDTIME 82-28461             95  34  2 12:35 AM (1857)            DWES EG
 31) WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885   142 123  6 THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD

DEFENDERS OF THE TOWER             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 32) SHARKY 18-5306              184 262  4 ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 33) MARCIANO 96-1446             96  80  6 THE CREAM 3 (1818)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 34) R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  129 105  6 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1771)  SOUTH RIDGE
 35) MIPHON 10-2706              288 169  4 LIQUID CARNAGE (742)       KOLACT
 36) JAKARI DRAGON LORD 56-1413  117  92  3 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (539)   ROCANIS
 37) FALPAWIZ 55-1342            302 183  6 LORDS OF THE SWORD (1152)  KHALANI
 38) DEADLY BEAR 2-3688          185 146    THE  BEARS (1372)          NIANIA
 39) TRIP'S TRASH 59-834          99  78    THE WAIVER WIRE (2072)     ILLIS
 40) MARV JR 18-9288             101  39  1 WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
 41) A NEW PONY! 82-1306         138 139  1 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1680) DWES EG
 42) LAZAR WOLF 4-1169           303 179  4 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 43) MARTIN RIGGS 77-2297        102  75    HEROES (1268)              MAZGOURRAH
 44) THE LITTLE ONE 56-1432      220 263  4 STAR GUARDIANS (1254)      ROCANIS
 45) MASQUERADE 8-2297           141  92  1 WILD THINGS 2 (2130)       ARKERS
 46) COBRA 29-4355               111  59  1 DEATH THREAT (1841)        LAPUR
 47) STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443         61  33    RAT MEN (1980)             JHELUM
 48) BRASS BELLS 9-4417           87  68  1 UNRELATED (1384)           ZUKAL
 49) KHYRON 75-1026              240 255  3 WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 50) PICARD 29-1995              309 173  3 STAR TREK (1066)           LAPUR
 51) DOC STEELE 18-5277          221 224 11 ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 52) SCARY MARY 36-2213          199 135 21 SHADY LADIES (522)         JHANS
 53) LEE AT TOURNEY 4-3565       242 243  1 LETHAL LADIES (1375)       JHELUM
 54) HARM 57-1937                146 107    YOUNG JUSTICE (1306)       ANDOR
 55) BOB'S BEEF 69-1199          298 199  4 BOB'S REFRIGERATOR (703)   CIMMERIAC
 56) LOWLY WORM 74-56            294 228  1 SCARRY BEASTIES (958)      DAYLA KIV
 57) SUPERIORBOY 71-3640         116 155  1 SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (1530)  KYR'TERR
 58) GRINGOLD 7-2416              96 121  4 SEA DOGS (1708)            BONSUR
 59) BIBLE BASHER 38-1089        102  77    BIBLE BROTHERS (197)       CLIFFHOME
 60) BLONDIE 36-5723             135  81  1 BABES (1428)               JHANS
 61) NO FEAR 35-3069             103  68  1 THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA

LEGION OF THE WAND                 W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 62) GRIZZLY 48-3639             126  71  3 THE BEARS (177)            CAER
 63) EXPLICIT 82-2474            102  59  4 CENSORED (1508)            DWES EG
 64) KRAMER 47-5191              117  86  1 SECOND BANANAS (1947)      NORTH FORK
 65) THE MECHANIC 17-2064         55  43    MARKED DECK (292)          ALJAFIR
 66) METAPSYCHIC 42-1320          60  40  2 PSYCHIC STORM (649)        RODEKI
 67) SITTING BULL 4-1016         254 171  8 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 68) ROSE 76-2357                106  66  3 COLORS (1499)              SIMTAKKA
 69) AMISH PARADISE 22-5170      223 210  7 WEIRD AL (1411)            SOLVEN
 70) SISTER X 12-6340            104  98  1 CULTS-R-US (1827)          RIZTAB
 71) SID 12-3449                 101  88  1 VICIOUS VANDALS (1320)     RIZTAB
 72) FRANK DREBIN 7-3312         120 103    WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
 73) RAZOR 70-2403               218 209  2 KAT'S PAW (1491)           SENTERN
 74) RAETH 69-1083               279 204    KNIGHTS OF ORCCON (865)    CIMMERIAC
 75) LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82-55739   98  54    13 YRS & COUNTING (1894)   DWES EG
 76) GOLDWRAP 82-11886            89  48    SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (1814)  DWES EG
 77) SAMURAI 75-3119             101  61  1 GOLD STANDARD (877)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 78) MACBETH 49-2832             228 201  4 STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
 79) BOB'S WEINER 69-1200        283 208  2 BOB'S REFRIGERATOR (703)   CIMMERIAC
 80) TOMATO ION 82-55638          67  57    040908D (1919)             DWES EG
 81) ALBINO DALMATION 41-1672     81  73  3 DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
 82) BULLFROG 13-2912            145 103    SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)      DULLENS

LEGION OF THE WAND                 W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 83) PEACE 19-4280               154 144  4 DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)        ZUWAYZA
 84) TARLOCK 6-4615              217 206  3 THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
 85)-22 JACKS 7-4153              75  44  2 ROGUES GALLERY (1383)      BONSUR
 86)-MRS. IPPY 60-4766            51  64  2 ARADI'S DEAD (1339)        ARADI
 87) SPIRITBANE 7-1601           114 101  1 MMM BEER! (2083)           BONSUR
 88) FLEA FLICKER 97-3087         74  46  6 BLOODY SUNDAYS (1923)      SHADOW GROVE
 89) SOLOMON 35-2758              66  40  1 HERO ALLIANCE (1246)       MURSKA
 90) DEE DEE 8-384               133  47  2 WILD THINGS 2 (2130)       ARKERS
 91) TALON 68-5392                82  65  1 SERPENT'S HOLD (811)       FIREHOLD
 92) BLESSING 82-48644            57  51    DM ROLL-UPS (1859)         DWES EG
 93) BETTERTHANEVER 7-5932        44  20    WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
 94) ZALTAN 6-4616               161 261  4 THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
 95) ALVIN YORK 3-6156           174 122    OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
 96) CAPTAIN POLAND 18-6614      230 133  4 BURN N' PILLAGE (407)      TALCAMA
 97) WAYWARD SON 1-8180           82  39  4 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706)    MORDANT
 98) PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         133  44  2 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706)    MORDANT
 99) DARTMAN 33-7161             153  78  4 COLGATE DAYS (1777)        NIATOLI ISLAND
100) JANE FONDA 5-1981            68  36  2 SICK MINDS (285)           KALTOS
101) PERFECT DRUG 3-6943          62  32    IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)    OSKSI

THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
102) ARTEMIS 58-2677             134 124  3 MYTHICAL (1452)            DELARQ TOR
103) MR. GHERKIN 6-6385           44  11    071406AD (2002)            TRANSEL
104) HAGAR 3-3717                 51  28    AESIR (631)                OSKSI
105) SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558        94  83  7 STREET PIZZA (293)         TALCAMA
106) GOLDENBEARD 21-6202          79  61  2 SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
107) PINK MINK 55-220            277 255  2 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
108) BARON COCKROACH 20-703      158 146  2 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (63)     SEAM
109) BLUE MEANIE 60-4814          66  35    THIEVES GUILD (1649)       ARADI
110) SWIFT 75-181                288 232  5 WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
111) ENTER SANDMAN 40-3748       101  74  2 HELL'S BEARS (1978)        ZENSU
112) ASHAR 30-1777                65  72  3 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
113) SHADOW ANGEL 82-45588        76  62  1 ANCIENT LORDS (1917)       DWES EG
114) SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399        95  93  5 SEA DOGS (1817)            OLD VALAMANTIS
115)-BRUNO 51-4332                75  52  2 BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
116) D. FILER 9-4721             112  63  1 LETTER BOMBS (1601)        ZUKAL
117) BIG DADDY KANE 71-285        53  42  2 RAP ATTACKS (1953)         KYR'TERR
118) NAPOLEON DYNAMITE 82-32893   87  52    LEGENDS OF IDAHO (1892)    DWES EG
119) MANDRAKE 68-3259             87  73  1 SERPENT'S HOLD (811)       FIREHOLD
120) DREAD 32-4666                69  29    ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
121) MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257      75  71    DEVIATION (479)            KRILL
122) COLD HANDS 5-3877            84  44    VELVET MAFIA (2071)        KALTOS
123)-BUTCH 66-1831               118 135  6 THE INQUISITION (807)      TARRGIR
124) CALAVERA 9-4915              81  62    THIRSTY THUGS (1668)       ZUKAL
125) SNOTMAN 97-2611              66  63  7 COLLUSION (1895)           SHADOW GROVE
126) GROGGY DOGGY 55-223         226 316    RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
127) SCARLET HAG 65-3237          77  84  1 ARMOR & WEAPONS (980)      DAL SHANG
128) MANIC 9-4297                117  46  2 DREAM PARK (1317)          ZUKAL
129) LUCRETIA BORGIA 4-3563      163 212    LETHAL LADIES (1375)       JHELUM
130) ROCKWELL 7-5003              51  48    UNDEAD ARTISTS (183)       BONSUR
131) NIGHTBINDER 82-3120          43  41  2 FORGE OF FURY (2126)       DWES EG
132) BART WELLENS 11-4848         81  51    INQUISITION GC 03 (1902)   ARUAK CITY
133) NINJA WARTHOG 96-413        129  68  7 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1178)     OLD VALAMANTIS
134) SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5-5033       63  16  1 011510A (2044)             KALTOS
135) HATHOR 57-3998               97  73  5 COWS ON THE WALL (2033)    ANDOR
136) AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         192 105  2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
137) BELIAL 7-3838               185  91  3 WICKED MARTYRS (2085)      BONSUR
138) VERTIGO 16-5544              44  32    DRAGON'S GUARD (2050)      WILLAF
139) SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278      99 124  3 END OF THE LINE (1853)     DWES EG
140) UNGA-BUNGA 98-527            56  37  8 BEARS (2128)               SYVYN'S HILL
141) PLACES THE LOTION... 98-909  53  44  5 ARCANE BEACH DAY (2032)    SYVYN'S HILL
142) SHAVED MAMMOTH 13-3607      206  96  1 SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)      DULLENS
143) PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         157 105  4 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (1692) LAPUR

THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
144) ING 41-3532                  62  81  1 UNEARTHLY PIMPS (1743)     KATI-TEI
145) ROYAL PRETENDER 82-33733    103 107    DUNGEON CELL 21 (1993)     DWES EG
146)-CHEESE STEAK 82-20346        55  39  1 HARDWARE (1981)            DWES EG
147) CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     200 124  3 YO YO TRICKS (1851)        CIMMERIAC
148) BLIND BARBER 82-42371        59  42    DUNGEON CELL 77 (1994)     DWES EG
149) ROCKET MAN 5-2812           100 100  3 TECHNOLOGY (1181)          KALTOS
150) MAGIC JOHNSON 4-5904         36  39  1 PURPLE AND GOLD (1935)     JHELUM
151) SUPER SENIOR 3-4728          65  60  5 GENERATION X (1933)        OSKSI

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
152) AXE MURDERER 82-51085        51  37  2 DUNGEON CELL 4 (2021)      DWES EG
153) SPUD 33-5159                101  50  1 VEGGIES (1983)             NIATOLI ISLAND
154) SHOTGUN GANDHI 11-6760       42  28    ARMED & GREGARIOUS (1938)  ARUAK CITY
155) FIREDRAKE 30-2070            81  71  3 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
156) FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809    59  44  4 COLLEGE RADIO (1681)       SYVYN'S HILL
157) ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         146  66    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
158) SOULSNARE 82-37248           69  50    OBLIVION CLEAVERS (1862)   DWES EG
159) CRYSTAL GRAVY 7-3111        146 117  1 WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
160) MIFFED SANDY 96-3444         51  22  3 BLOOD ON THE SAND 3 (2119) OLD VALAMANTIS
161) BOBS AND DOGS 82-55985       74  49    SOFT DRINKS (1920)         DWES EG
162) DR. LUNGPUNCTURE 1-2698      63  49  3 TACTICAL SURGERY (241)     MORDANT
163) CHEMICAL WEDDING 1-3167      48  26  1 CONCEPT: HOMICIDE! (963)   MORDANT
164) FRAIL WHALE 55-1968         218 293  3 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
165) HOUSE MOUSE 55-221          212 325  3 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
166)-HARRY THE AXE 48-3622        50  54  2 THE BEARS (177)            CAER
167) SKITZO FRAY NICK 3-2912      44  28    STATE OF MIND (498)        OSKSI
168) FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862         228 230  2 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
169) HEART BREAKER 26-4752        77  63  1 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1942)       CALEAM
170) TELA 30-2973                 75 178  2 GAMEHENDGE (1776)          IAYE
171) VIGO 18-6086                 95  56  1 ALCHEMY (1903)             TALCAMA
172) MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! 60-8618    66  40  1 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950)ARADI
173) BEAN 65-4972                 94  67  2 BATTLE SCHOOL (1260)       DAL SHANG
174) DINAH MIGHT 18-9229          88  53  3 FUNKY FOLK (2052)          TALCAMA
175) MISTY BLUE 74-2944           57  32  2 CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
176)-LORD TAYLOR 74-3731          76  53  4 CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
177) THE SHOCKER 2-5356           58  45  1 INQUISITION SL5 (1931)     NIANIA
178) SKITZOID SNOOPY 41-2146      42  20    DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
179) THE BUTCHER 21-5374          76  39    NASTY MOB (1642)           SUNSET
180) LAND SHARK 7-1466           101 142  4 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (246)    BONSUR
181) PEA POD 33-7338              70  42    VEGGIES (1983)             NIATOLI ISLAND
182) ZALGOR PRIGG 82-15204        50  43  1 MUTANT LEAGUE II (1666)    DWES EG
183) GOSSAMER 35-3656             68  53  1 MMM BEER (2077)            MURSKA
184) WHIRLING INSELBERG 3-6924    32  28    IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)    OSKSI
185)-MIKE POWERFUL 82-7051        19  25    MIKE THE HUNTER (1623)     DWES EG
186) FGC 47-6648                  52  31    KAOS (1997)                NORTH FORK
187) BLOOD PIE 96-1918           108  77  6 WHY SELL THIS? (2117)      OLD VALAMANTIS
188) VILLIAGE IDIOT 14-304       293 359  2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
189) SMOOTH CRIMINAL 82-6120      52  39  2 DEVIATION (1835)           DWES EG
190) LEMASE WITH GUN 82-2485      17  10  1 ITS JUST WRONG (2098)      DWES EG
191) CALYX 30-4151               101 103  2 I GOTTA GO (2094)          IAYE
192) LUM 82-1752                  16  10    URESEI YATSURA (1128)      DWES EG
193) #NULL 82-54215               43  25  2 011808O (1995)             DWES EG
194) LINK HOGTHROB 33-5358        45  36    INTERSTELLAR PORK (2029)   NIATOLI ISLAND
195) CREDIT LINE 82-1366          78  89    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1758)DWES EG
196) NOT ADULT DIAPERS 82-26502   61  39  1 FUNDIES (2109)             DWES EG
197) POWERLUNGERITIS 6-1504       79  66    TOON IN (1592)             TRANSEL
198) SAM ADAMS 13-5376            47  32  1 MMMM BEER! (2088)          DULLENS
199) EIGHTH MATE 9-5437           28  13    SEA DOGS (1937)            ZUKAL
200) THE MONARCH 2-5688           60  24    042909A (2001)             NIANIA
201) RYRELEE 59-478               73  81  1 HARE CONTROL (1744)        ILLIS
202) NEOPHYTE 82-4574            111  99  1 LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (2012)    DWES EG
203) DECK SWAB 18-2148            63 101  2 SEA DOGS (1782)            TALCAMA
204) NAY PALM 52-1439             85  39    PYROMANIA (1948)           FRATSFA

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
205) ED 209 5-3955                55  81  4 TECHNOLOGY (1181)          KALTOS
206) KAIDEN 35-3108              198 208  2 VIOLENT FEMS (1875)        MURSKA
207) CLARISA 38-2493              82  44    SOUL WARRIORS (648)        CLIFFHOME
208) TRYPTOPHAN 71-5634           61  54    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (1925)  KYR'TERR
209) WYRD 1-8156                  65  73  2 SWEORDMASTERS (1275)       MORDANT
210) NIGHTBRINGER 75-3372         34  30  1 ZOMBIE SQUAD (2063)        JADE MOUNTAIN
211) PARROT KEEPER 21-6157        57  37  2 SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
212) BURGLAR 2-5431               59  59    INQUISITION SL5 (1931)     NIANIA
213) POLYNIKES 74-4191            48  40    GATES OF FIRE (2011)       DAYLA KIV
214) WRATH OF ONE 82-11628        62  92  2 LUROCIANS XII (1813)       DWES EG
215) MARV 82-41424                60  32    4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS (1965)  DWES EG
216) AMBULANCE CHASER 75-1219     74  44  4 FIERCE (2131)              JADE MOUNTAIN
217) KYRA 36-7316                 67  29  1 BABES (1428)               JHANS
218) DAMEON 33-1921               75  66  2 DEMONSPAWN (520)           NIATOLI ISLAND
219) CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330        49  54  1 TECHNOLOGY (1181)          KALTOS
220) CONUNDRUM 8-4892             70  51  1 CONSANGUINEOUS (2004)      ARKERS
221) HEMLOCK 68-2193              57  86  2 CELESTIAL KNIGHTS (1951)   FIREHOLD
222) DOMINION 22-5043             75  64    ZOMBIE SQUAD III (2006)    SOLVEN
223) DRASTIC MEASURES 2-4537      68  46  1 DEVIATION (2042)           NIANIA
224) PIECE OF 12 BUCKS 99-321    135 139  6 THE PINK PANSIES (1315)    SOUTH RIDGE
225) TOUCHSTONE 21-3330           40  30    DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS (160) SUNSET
226) THUNDAR BEAGLE! 14-852      141 375  2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
227) MOHNSOON MAYHEM 41-4444      40  37    THE STORM FRONT (1944)     KATI-TEI
228) HOT TOMATO 33-6305           65  62    VEGGIES (1983)             NIATOLI ISLAND
229) COOLER 82-7277              146 151  2 STYROFOAM (1959)           DWES EG
230) MALICE IN CHAINS 15-3729     73  65    DEVIATION (1871)           MALCORN
231) DEATH BY NPC 82-20688        34  18    THINGS THAT SUCK (2107)    DWES EG
232) SLAYER II 10-2125            49  33  1 THE MENTORS (2086)         KOLACT
233) DESPAIR 98-2057              37  49  4 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (2026)      SYVYN'S HILL
234) HITLER 5-1958                57  51    SICK MINDS (285)           KALTOS
235) ??RADAR?? 82-20310          114 112  2 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (2106) DWES EG
236) FLAT TOP 35-3533            103  42  1 THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
237) DRINK HARD 82-9194           13  13    LIFE'S TOO SHORT (2102)    DWES EG
238) STINGRAY 30-2264             44  58    STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
239) JUNKYARD DOG 55-3179         72  62  2 DA DOG POWNDAZ (2078)      KHALANI
240) PHANTASMAL 84-10204          39  41    SISTERHOOD (1921)          BLACKSTONE
241) NORAF 82-3856                80  41    ENVENOMED (2099)           DWES EG
242) SMUG BUG 55-2900            141 212    RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
243) NECROMANCER 18-6386          38  26    INCANTATION (2089)         TALCAMA
244) MR. STREPTOCOCCUS 82-26366   69  44    SESAME STAPH (2108)        DWES EG
245) AULIC 25-3944                36  35    A UNIT (1545)              LYRATILAN
246) IRONWOLFE 49-1361            53  83  1 BLANK (2132)               VITHICAR
247) CONSORTIUM DORK 84-7918      46  38  2 COOL DORKS (2024)          BLACKSTONE
248) BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570       76  78    DO IT AGAIN (1870)         ARUAK CITY
249) TAPS 96-841                  38  44  5 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1740)    OLD VALAMANTIS
250) ALICE BLUE 96-2933           63  47  4 COLORS (2118)              OLD VALAMANTIS
251) DEATH ON A LEASH 36-4921     62  54    DEVIATION (2074)           JHANS
252)-GUARDIAN 82-16527            26  24    RESSURRECTION (1749)       DWES EG
253) BULLETPROOF MONK 11-4999     30  28  2 LUROCIANS EXTREME (2048)   ARUAK CITY
254)-BART SIMPSON 19-5072         59  56  1 CUNNING RUNTS (2090)       ZUWAYZA
255) JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     102  72  2 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (2056)   KATI-TEI
256) CARDINAL KRAKEN 69-8569      46  30  1 BEASTS OF NEON (2125)      CIMMERIAC
257) RABID DOG 82-1078            44  51    NASTY PETS (1924)          DWES EG
258) AMATEUR EMBALMER 82-53433    42  54  3 DUNGEON CELL B9 (2070)     DWES EG
259) SWEATY 7-4850                21  25    BRAIN (2003)               BONSUR
260) BALISONG 75-3376             34  21    ZOMBIE SQUAD (2063)        JADE MOUNTAIN
261) VIOLENT FURY 14-303         126 402  1 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
262) FLESH FLAYER 26-4751         78  59  1 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1942)       CALEAM
263) IRON MAIDEN 30-3794          16  19    PUNISHMENT (1195)          IAYE
264) WEBBED BEAUS 82-36458        47  50  1 DATING A FROG (2114)       DWES EG
265) PORSCHE 82-41317             33  16    COMPENSATING (2115)        DWES EG
266) DEAD LEE 8-3142              39  45    YOU PAY I SLAY (2046)      ARKERS
267)-MAELSTROM 75-2202            77  43  1 CHAOS LORDS (2062)         JADE MOUNTAIN

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
268) FURIOUS ANGER 17-5753        41  39    DEVIATION (2082)           ALJAFIR
269) GAFF 82-34939                69  46  1 4-LETTER ERRORS (2113)     DWES EG
270) ARTHUR DEFRANZO 3-6646       91  93  1 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
271) LOST BLONDE 2-2242           53  38  1 MY EX-WIFE (395)           NIANIA
272) WYNETT 30-2340               55  70  2 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
273) THE WYVERN 69-1516           44  53  1 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB 3 (601)  CIMMERIAC
274) FUGAZI 38-3565               39  47  2 TEAM FLOYD (1298)          CLIFFHOME
275) FIBULARIS 82-28877          108 100  1 MUSCLE MEN 4 (2111)        DWES EG
276)-AMANDA 10-3449               38  43    A UNIT (1098)              KOLACT
277) SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272       53  32  1 SEA DOGS (1782)            TALCAMA
278) TANNY 36-7429                37  40    SERPENTS HOLD (2095)       JHANS
279) MARCINKO 97-961              99  45  5 ROGUE WARRIOR (2120)       SHADOW GROVE
280) UH-OH 82-33703               57  55  2 STUFF MARK SAYS (2112)     DWES EG
281) HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366   91 137  3 STREET PIZZA (293)         TALCAMA
282) ALIX 74-2701                 41  46    CHEYSULI & LIR (1662)      DAYLA KIV
283) BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856       41  36  1 WISH YOU WERE BEER (2087)  RIZTAB
284) CONSTANCE 5-396              86  51    DAPHNE'S LADIES (81)       KALTOS
285) VIOLATOR 44-2122             60  73  1 DEMONIC FURY (2038)        KRILL
286) ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426       90 117  1 MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (1961)  DWES EG
287) SUICIDE 21-4832              39  19  1 APPLE CIDER (2091)         SUNSET
288) MY FAIR LADY 5-3739          28  15    DAPHNE'S LADIES (81)       KALTOS

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PERFECT DRUG devastated MASKED INTRUDER in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
THE MONARCH slimly lost to VILLIAGE IDIOT in a popular 5 minute Challenge match.
SKITZOID SNOOPY slimly won victory over ZALGOR PRIGG in a 4 minute Challenge contest.
RABID-GERBIL was savagely defeated by LITTLEST TYRANT in a 46 minute competition.
FURIOUS BEAR was savagely defeated by SEBASTIAN in a 41 minute Challenge struggle.
GRIM REAVER was overcome by CUNNING FOX in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
MA BEAR won victory over BLOOD WIZARD in a action packed 4 minute Challenge duel.
MOTHER BEAR was viciously subdued by MENDELSSOHN in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
WALL PAPER HANGER was savagely defeated by THE REAPER in a 9 minute Challenge fight.
MARCIANO overpowered MIPHON in a exciting 9 minute bloody one-sided Challenge fight.
NO FEAR was handily defeated by GRINGOLD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
DEADLY BEAR was demolished by MILLER KNIGHT in a 5 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
HST overpowered TRIP'S TRASH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BLESSING lost to TALON in a exciting 3 minute bloody Challenge fray.
GRIZZLY bested THE MECHANIC in a popular 1 minute Challenge brawl.
FLEA FLICKER was savagely defeated by GOLDWRAP in a exciting 3 minute Challenge match.
KRAMER overpowered TOMATO ION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BULLFROG slimly won victory over PEACE in a popular 5 minute Challenge bout.
DARTMAN vanquished JANE FONDA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
PRODIGAL SON was overcome by SPIRITBANE in a action packed 4 minute Challenge duel.
WAYWARD SON was viciously subdued by SID in a exciting 4 minute gory Challenge bout.
SNOTMAN overpowered SCARLET HAG in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
NINJA WARTHOG was viciously subdued by LUCRETIA BORGIA in a 7 minute Challenge fight.
D. FILER viciously subdued BIG DADDY KANE in a action packed 3 minute Challenge bout.
UNGA-BUNGA beat ING in a exciting 1 minute bloody Challenge fray.
HAGAR was vanquished by DEE DEE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
AMBULANCE CHASER savagely defeated DAMEON in a action packed 4 minute Challenge duel.
CONSORTIUM DORK savagely defeated TAPS in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge match.
CONSTANCE narrowly defeated ROY BENAVIDEZ in a popular 6 minute Challenge bout.
MALICE IN CHAINS savagely defeated DRINK HARD in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
CHEMICAL WEDDING viciously subdued FRAIL WHALE in a 4 minute Challenge battle.
FURIOUS ANGER beat FUGAZI in a 2 minute gory Challenge fray.
MY FAIR LADY was demolished by SUICIDE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SPUD lost to SUPER SENIOR in a popular 6 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
BAWDY BUZZ BUD savagely defeated VIOLATOR in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
WYRD vanquished KYRA in a exciting 6 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge match.
SHOTGUN GANDHI was vanquished by AXE MURDERER in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
POWERLUNGERITIS won victory over HITLER in a popular 1 minute Challenge conflict.
BIONIC BUFFALO devastated VIOLENT FURY in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
LOST BLONDE viciously subdued ALIX in a exciting 12 minute gory Challenge match.
PEA POD savagely defeated NAY PALM in a action packed 8 minute gory Challenge fight.
DRASTIC MEASURES was savagely defeated by DOMINION in a 2 minute gory Challenge fray.
SMOOTH CRIMINAL handily defeated LUM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
FLAT TOP handily defeated STINGRAY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
JUNKYARD DOG overpowered PHANTASMAL in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
SKITZO FRAY NICK overpowered LAND SHARK in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
DEATH ON A LEASH bested BALISONG in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal Challenge fight.
CONUNDRUM was demolished by MARV in a popular 3 minute mismatched Challenge contest.
TERMINUS slimly won victory over SHARKY in a popular 4 minute gory struggle.
TOM THUMB was viciously subdued by FRANKENBERRY in a 35 minute bloody conflict.
KICK AXE was overpowered by DONNA in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
SHARP handily defeated STONE GOLEM in a popular 3 minute bloody mismatched battle.
JACK DANIELS savagely defeated STONE GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal bout.
NEOSPHINCTER won victory over STANLEY'S CUP in a popular 2 minute duel.
BLONDIE was defeated by MILQUETOAST in a popular 3 minute gruesome fight.
SCARY MARY was outwaited by NEBUCHADNEZZAR in a exciting 9 minute match.
NAMELESS TOOK savagely defeated TRUMP in a popular 6 minute gory duel.
SUPERIORBOY was devastated by BEDTIME in a crowd pleasing 5 minute uneven match.
BIBLE BASHER was overpowered by UUM FOO FOO in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KHYRON savagely defeated ROSE in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
JAKARI DRAGON LORD slimly won victory over COBRA in a exciting 4 minute struggle.
LITTLE GIRL CRUSH was subdued by DOC STEELE in a action packed 1 minute match.
BRASS BELLS was devastated by FALPAWIZ in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
RAZOR slimly lost to THE LITTLE ONE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gruesome match.
MASQUERADE savagely defeated BOB'S BEEF in a popular 9 minute gory duel.
R IS FOR REPUGNANT handily defeated FRANK DREBIN in a 3 minute uneven match.
CAPTAIN POLAND was subdued by LOWLY WORM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
TARLOCK was narrowly defeated by HARM in a exciting 2 minute brutal struggle.
MARV JR narrowly defeated LAZAR WOLF in a popular 5 minute brutal fray.
EXPLICIT handily defeated SAMURAI in a popular 5 minute mismatched match.
PICARD subdued LEE AT TOURNEY in a action packed 6 minute gruesome bout.
A NEW PONY! savagely defeated ALVIN YORK in a action packed 4 minute brutal duel.
MARTIN RIGGS vanquished BLACK ORC in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
AMISH PARADISE demolished PINK MINK in a popular 3 minute one-sided bout.
SUSHI SLINGER slimly lost to ZALTAN in a popular 4 minute gory melee.
GROGGY DOGGY was narrowly defeated by BETTERTHANEVER in a exciting 4 minute bout.
BARON COCKROACH was savagely defeated by ALBINO DALMATION in a 1 minute contest.
MACBETH devastated ASHAR in a action packed 1 minute bloody one-sided melee.
SISTER X savagely defeated SWIFT in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody fight.
SOLOMON was demolished by METAPSYCHIC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
BOB'S WEINER vanquished BELIAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven melee.
SITTING BULL outlasted BLUE MEANIE in a popular 10 minute gruesome duel.
RAETH handily defeated SHADOW ANGEL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute one-sided fray.
ENTER SANDMAN narrowly defeated DEAD LEE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory battle.
SQUIRREL KILLER devastated NECROMANCER in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
GOSSAMER was overpowered by DREAD in a exciting 4 minute bloody one-sided fight.
WRATH OF ONE was demolished by NIGHTBINDER in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE vanquished NEOPHYTE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TELA was beaten by BART WELLENS in a popular 5 minute duel.
PYGMY SHREW savagely defeated HOUSE MOUSE in a exciting 3 minute bloody duel.
GOLDENBEARD handily defeated IRONWOLFE in a action packed 1 minute uneven contest.
PARROT KEEPER was handily defeated by SOLSBURY HILL in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
PIECE OF 12 BUCKS was savagely defeated by SCOOTIE PUFF JR in a 3 minute match.
VERTIGO overpowered SWEATY in a action packed 3 minute bloody one-sided bout.
SHAVED MAMMOTH handily defeated FLESH FLAYER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CALAVERA devastated WEBBED BEAUS in a exciting 2 minute gruesome mismatched match.
HATHOR devastated CLARISA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ARTEMIS demolished ROYAL PRETENDER in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided bout.
MANIC vanquished CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ROCKWELL devastated GAFF in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
MR. GHERKIN handily defeated RYRELEE in a 2 minute one-sided match.
MANDRAKE savagely defeated NORAF in a popular 4 minute gory bout.
COLD HANDS overpowered THUNDAR BEAGLE! in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
AUDIE MURPHY demolished TANNY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
DR. LUNGPUNCTURE was viciously subdued by PLACES THE LOTION... in a 4 minute fight.
HEMLOCK was overpowered by THE SHOCKER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel.
BEAN overpowered NOT ADULT DIAPERS in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
THE WYVERN slimly lost to BLOOD PIE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome match.
CARDINAL KRAKEN was demolished by CREDIT LINE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
CHOKING CHICKEN overpowered VIGO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! slimly lost to CRYSTAL GRAVY in a exciting 8 minute competition.
SMUG BUG savagely defeated WYNETT in a popular 3 minute bloody fight.
TRYPTOPHAN slimly lost to ROCKET MAN in a action packed 4 minute gory duel.
FUNNY BUNNY devastated MARCINKO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory uneven fray.
MISTY BLUE overpowered SAM ADAMS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
POLYNIKES was demolished by BLIND BARBER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
FGC was beaten by FIREDRAKE in a popular 2 minute contest.
NIGHTBRINGER was vanquished by FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MOHNSOON MAYHEM was overpowered by CALYX in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
JAMES DOOLITTLE overpowered PORSCHE in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched contest.
RABID DOG overpowered IRON MAIDEN in a action packed 2 minute gory mismatched bout.
LEMASE WITH GUN vanquished SHEWISH WHALER in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
KAIDEN demolished AMATEUR EMBALMER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
COOLER handily defeated ??RADAR?? in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided battle.
HOT TOMATO was overpowered by BURGLAR in a exciting 3 minute one-sided fight.
LINK HOGTHROB was overpowered by BOBS AND DOGS in a 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
DEATH BY NPC was demolished by #NULL in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
MR. STREPTOCOCCUS was viciously subdued by EIGHTH MATE in a 2 minute match.
FIBULARIS was demolished by DECK SWAB in a 1 minute uneven fight.
UH-OH was narrowly defeated by ARTHUR DEFRANZO in a popular 2 minute gory match.
SOULSNARE handily defeated HEART BREAKER in a 3 minute mismatched match.
AULIC was demolished by MAGIC JOHNSON in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
THE BUTCHER overpowered SLAYER II in a exciting 3 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
ALICE BLUE was savagely defeated by MIFFED SANDY in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
TOUCHSTONE lost to DINAH MIGHT in a 2 minute match.
DESPAIR was beaten by ETERNAL D.J. in a popular 1 minute duel.
HARLEY THE CADAVER was handily defeated by WHIRLING INSELBERG in a 4 minute match.
BULLETPROOF MONK was devastated by ED 209 in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  95         AIMED BLOW       454 - 359 -  2      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                      81         PARRY-STRIKE      40 -  38 -  0      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   24         TOTAL PARRY       63 -  60 -  0      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     21         LUNGING ATTACK   503 - 497 -  3      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 21         WALL OF STEEL    113 - 118 -  0      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         PARRY-LUNGE      108 - 115 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         BASHING ATTACK    41 -  51 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     8         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  30 -  0      44  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     31 -  44 -  0      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   88 - 126 -  2      41  |

Turn 618 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  5         8  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL     14 - 10     PARRY-LUNGE        9 - 12         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        45 - 36     PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  5     
LUNGING ATTACK    49 - 46     SLASHING ATTACK    6 - 15     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   RANK WARRIOR                     W   L  K TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW         1) LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646   98  40  1 THE NEPHEW (1861)
LUNGING ATTACK     3) CUNNING FOX 4-3906        322 126  4 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)
PARRY-RIPOSTE     18) UUM FOO FOO 18-2083       296 215  6 BURN N' PILLAGE (407)
TOTAL PARRY       23) NAMELESS TOOK 1-3195      149  64  6 THE BEARS (335)
WALL OF STEEL     24) KICK AXE 43-1054          100  81  2 WOLFRAVEN REAVERS (368)
STRIKING ATTACK   31) WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885 142 123  6 THE BEARS (1975)
PARRY-LUNGE       35) MIPHON 10-2706            288 169  4 LIQUID CARNAGE (742)
PARRY-STRIKE      38) DEADLY BEAR 2-3688        185 146  0 THE  BEARS (1372)
SLASHING ATTACK   51) DOC STEELE 18-5277        221 224 11 ARROGANCE (1190)
BASHING ATTACK   165) HOUSE MOUSE 55-221        212 325  3 RHYME TYME (587)

The overall popularity leader is BOB'S BEEF 69-1199.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BLUE MEANIE 60-4814.  The ten other most popular fighters were BOB'S BEEF 
69-1199, MASQUERADE 8-2297, SCARY MARY 36-2213, WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885, THE REAPER 
69-8774, MARCIANO 96-1446, PEA POD 33-7338, NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821, LAZAR WOLF 
4-1169, and LOST BLONDE 2-2242.

The least popular fighter this week was FURIOUS BEAR 37-762.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were RABID-GERBIL 68-6931, SEBASTIAN 66-1834, LITTLEST TYRANT 
82--9646, FIBULARIS 82-28877, WRATH OF ONE 82-11628, STINGRAY 30-2264, JANE FONDA 
5-1981, AMATEUR EMBALMER 82--12103, IRON MAIDEN 30-3794, and PORSCHE 82--24219.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  3 0  LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            3  3 0  CALEAM(26)           0  2 0  ANDOR(57)            2  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             7  2 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            4  3 0  LAPUR(29)            2  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            5  4 0  IAYE(30)             2  5 0  ARADI(60)            0  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            5  5 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  4 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            2  2 0  MURSKA(35)           2  4 0  FIREHOLD(68)         2  3 0  
ZUKAL(9)             5  1 0  JHANS(36)            2  4 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        4  3 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  2 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         0  1 0  SENTERN(70)          0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  3 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  3 0  
RIZTAB(12)           3  0 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        3  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          2  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         3  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  4 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  2 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  KRILL(44)            0  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  1 0  DWES EG(82)         20 22 0  
TALCAMA(18)          7  7 0  CAER(48)             2  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   3  4 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  2 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     3  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           3  0 0  KHALANI(55)          4  4 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 23) NAMELESS TOOK 1-3195       149  64  6  THE BEARS (335)            MORDANT
 38) DEADLY BEAR 2-3688         185 146  0  THE  BEARS (1372)          NIANIA
 95) ALVIN YORK 3-6156          174 122  0  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
  3) CUNNING FOX 4-3906         322 126  4  TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
100) JANE FONDA 5-1981           68  36  2  SICK MINDS (285)           KALTOS
 84) TARLOCK 6-4615             217 206  3  THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
 29) MOTHER BEAR 7-3172         219 133  3  THE BEARS (673)            BONSUR
 45) MASQUERADE 8-2297          141  92  1  WILD THINGS 2 (2130)       ARKERS
 13) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894         350 153  2  MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL
 25) MILLER KNIGHT 10-3610      158 118  5  THIRSTY THUGS (1023)       KOLACT
132) BART WELLENS 11-4848        81  51  0  INQUISITION GC 03 (1902)   ARUAK CITY
 70) SISTER X 12-6340           104  98  1  CULTS-R-US (1827)          RIZTAB
 82) BULLFROG 13-2912           145 103  0  SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)      DULLENS
188) VILLIAGE IDIOT 14-304      293 359  2  GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
230) MALICE IN CHAINS 15-3729    73  65  0  DEVIATION (1871)           MALCORN
138) VERTIGO 16-5544             44  32  0  DRAGON'S GUARD (2050)      WILLAF
 65) THE MECHANIC 17-2064        55  43  0  MARKED DECK (292)          ALJAFIR
 14) BLOOD WIZARD 18-5551       237 198  3  ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 83) PEACE 19-4280              154 144  4  DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)        ZUWAYZA
108) BARON COCKROACH 20-703     158 146  2  DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (63)     SEAM
106) GOLDENBEARD 21-6202         79  61  2  SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
 19) NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821     156 106  0  WE BE WAR FLAILS (1834)    SOLVEN
 26) TRUMP 24-4359              148 159  2  BAD HAND (1364)            ZORPUNT
245) AULIC 25-3944               36  35  0  A UNIT (1545)              LYRATILAN
169) HEART BREAKER 26-4752       77  63  1  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1942)       CALEAM
 28) GRIM REAVER 28-1356        236 135  6  THE BEARS (1974)           MORYA
 46) COBRA 29-4355              111  59  1  DEATH THREAT (1841)        LAPUR
112) ASHAR 30-1777               65  72  3  STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
120) DREAD 32-4666               69  29  0  ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
 22) MILQUETOAST 33-5313        131  93  2  BLOOM COUNTY (1327)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 16) TOM THUMB 35-3791          132  62  1  THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
 12) DONNA 36-5966              123  64  4  BABES (1428)               JHANS
  4) FURIOUS BEAR 37-762        376 118 10  THE BEARS (844)            SIBIKHAS
 59) BIBLE BASHER 38-1089       102  77  0  BIBLE BROTHERS (197)       CLIFFHOME
111) ENTER SANDMAN 40-3748      101  74  2  HELL'S BEARS (1978)        ZENSU
 81) ALBINO DALMATION 41-1672    81  73  3  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 66) METAPSYCHIC 42-1320         60  40  2  PSYCHIC STORM (649)        RODEKI
 24) KICK AXE 43-1054           100  81  2  WOLFRAVEN REAVERS (368)    VEASTIAN
121) MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257     75  71  0  DEVIATION (479)            KRILL
 64) KRAMER 47-5191             117  86  1  SECOND BANANAS (1947)      NORTH FORK
 10) MA BEAR 48-2205            175 134  1  THE BEARS (177)            CAER
 78) MACBETH 49-2832            228 201  4  STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
  5) JACK DANIELS 51-3084       152 100  3  BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
204) NAY PALM 52-1439            85  39  0  PYROMANIA (1948)           FRATSFA
 37) FALPAWIZ 55-1342           302 183  6  LORDS OF THE SWORD (1152)  KHALANI
 36) JAKARI DRAGON LORD 56-1413 117  92  3  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (539)   ROCANIS
 54) HARM 57-1937               146 107  0  YOUNG JUSTICE (1306)       ANDOR
102) ARTEMIS 58-2677            134 124  3  MYTHICAL (1452)            DELARQ TOR
 39) TRIP'S TRASH 59-834         99  78  0  THE WAIVER WIRE (2072)     ILLIS
109) BLUE MEANIE 60-4814         66  35  0  THIEVES GUILD (1649)       ARADI
127) SCARLET HAG 65-3237         77  84  1  ARMOR & WEAPONS (980)      DAL SHANG
  2) SEBASTIAN 66-1834          190 154  5  THE INQUISITION (807)      TARRGIR
  9) RABID-GERBIL 68-6931       178 108  0  THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD
 21) THE REAPER 69-8774         216 128  1  BLOOD MOON (1560)          CIMMERIAC
 73) RAZOR 70-2403              218 209  2  KAT'S PAW (1491)           SENTERN
 57) SUPERIORBOY 71-3640        116 155  1  SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (1530)  KYR'TERR
  8) SHARP 74-2739              199  86  1  CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
 49) KHYRON 75-1026             240 255  3  WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 68) ROSE 76-2357               106  66  3  COLORS (1499)              SIMTAKKA
 43) MARTIN RIGGS 77-2297       102  75  0  HEROES (1268)              MAZGOURRAH
 20) HST 78-1738                202 134  2  PRESIDENTS (1502)          LIN TIRIAN
  1) LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646    98  40  1  THE NEPHEW (1861)          DWES EG
240) PHANTASMAL 84-10204         39  41  0  SISTERHOOD (1921)          BLACKSTONE
 33) MARCIANO 96-1446            96  80  6  THE CREAM 3 (1818)         OLD VALAMANTIS
  7) TERMINUS 97-484            147  87  7  BUFFON (1976)              SHADOW GROVE
140) UNGA-BUNGA 98-527           56  37  8  BEARS (2128)               SYVYN'S HILL
 34) R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 129 105  6  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1771)  SOUTH RIDGE