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Date   : 11/27/2013    Duedate: 12/10/2013

PRIMUS ARENA

DM 102    TURN 625

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DO IT AGAIN 11/1870 2632 1036  33 71.8      THE BEARS 10/1977
    COLGATE DAYS 33/1777                        THE BEARS 28/1974
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1907                      THE BEARS 68/1975
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 13/351                      THE BEARS 69/1477
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 96/1178                     FUNKY FOLK 18/2052
    ARMY OF DARKNESS 19/2140                    FUNKY FOLK 19/2129
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/2135                   PRESIDENTS 78/1502
  2 MEPHISTO'S WA 9/636  631  409   6 60.7      LETTER BOMBS 9/1601
  3 STYROFOAM 82/1959   1176  832   5 58.6      SHADY LADIES 36/522
    BURN N' PILLAGE 18/407                      THE CREAM 3 96/1818
    KNIGHTS OF ORCCON 69/865                    DEATH THREAT 29/1841
    BOB'S REFRIGERATOR 69/703                   WILD THINGS 2 8/2130
  4 BLOOD MOON 69/1560  2064 1548  12 57.1    7 STREET PIZZA 18/293 2483 2022  16 55.1
    NASTY PETS 82/1924                          COMPENSATING 82/2115
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/343                        SESAME STAPH 82/2108
    YO YO TRICKS 69/1851                        DATING A FROG 82/2114
    FORGE OF FURY 82/2126                       LBA:ELVIS FANS 82/2177
    GATES OF FIRE 74/2011                       WHY SELL THIS? 96/2117
    LIQUID CARNAGE 10/742                       WHY SELL THIS? 97/2158
    BEASTS OF NEON 69/2125                      4-LETTER ERRORS 82/2113
    END OF THE LINE 82/1853                     STUFF MARK SAYS 82/2112
    OBLIVION CLEAVERS 82/1862                   UNFORTUNATE HAIR 82/2181
  5 I GOTTA GO 30/2094  1013  760   0 57.1      UNJUSTLY RENAMED 82/2155
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/2111                        WEST PALM COURTS 82/2180
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/731                    STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/1891
    LEGENDS OF TKE 2 82/2012                    GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1771
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/1796                    WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1680
    MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/2056                   WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1758
    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/2147                 8 011510A 5/2044      3435 2836  26 54.8
    MEDAL OF HONOR F1 43/2148                   042909A 2/2001
    MEDAL OF HONOR G1 40/2145                   011808O 82/1995
    MEDAL OF HONOR H3 41/2146                   040908D 82/1919
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA1 82/2157                  071406AD 6/2002
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/1961                  12:35 AM 82/1857
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/1692                 BAD HAND 24/1364
  6 BABES 36/1428       3007 2440  28 55.2      WASTELAND 18/751
    BEARS 98/2128                               THE NEPHEW 82/1861
    CORPS 74/1496                               WASTELAND II 7/635
    BUFFON 97/1976                              DM OWNS YOU 82/1816
    COLORS 76/1499                              SOFT DRINKS 82/1920
    FIERCE 75/2131                              GOLD STANDARD 75/877
    RAT MEN 4/1980                              STUPID NAMES 82/1992
    BOY O'S 51/1553                             THE HUNTED F9 98/1996
    THE BEARS 1/335                             IRATE FORMATIONS 3/1934
    THE BEARS 7/673                             LEGENDS OF IDAHO 82/1892
    VEGGIES 33/1983                             WE BE WAR FLAILS 22/1834
    DISASTER 24/2141                            13 YRS & COUNTING 82/1894
    HARDWARE 82/1981                            4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS 82/1965
    THE BEARS 35/843                            ARMED & GREGARIOUS 11/1938
    THE BEARS 37/844                            BLOOD ON THE SAND 3 96/2119
    THE BEARS 48/177                          9 KAT'S PAW 70/1491   1390 1174  11 54.2
    UNRELATED 9/1384                         10 DARK TOADS  82/2156  178  156   1 53.3
    NASTY MOB 21/1642                        11 SUPERIOR FO 71/1530  769  716   6 51.8

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    THE  BEARS 2/1372                           SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/1814
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 60/1950                TECHNOLOGY 5/1181
 12 MIKE'S INK 62/1785   202  190   0 51.5      UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/183
    THIEVES GUILD 60/1649                    27 DEMONSPAWN 33/520     37   48   0 43.5
    BETTER OFF DEAD 1/2136                   28 DEVIATION 2/2042     371  486   0 43.3
 13 STORIES 49/1444     1276 1270   5 50.1      DEVIATION 44/479
    WEIRD AL 22/1411                            DEVIATION 15/1871
    ARROGANCE 18/1190                           DEVIATION 17/2082
    LETHAL LADIES 4/1375                        DEVIATION 82/1835
    VIOLENT FEMS 35/1875                        PYROMANIA 52/1948
    THE LADY'S LIST 6/1379                      RAP ATTACKS 71/1953
 14 DRUNKEN TOA 19/1714   92   92   1 50.0      STATE OF MIND 3/498
 15 STAR TREK 29/1066   1345 1365  14 49.6      DA DOG POWNDAZ 41/1877
    GAMEHENDGE 30/1776                          DA DOG POWNDAZ 55/2078
    THE WARLOCKS 30/2143                     29 LUROCIANS X 82/1813  109  144   2 43.1
    STAR GUARDIANS 56/1254                      LUROCIANS EXTREME 11/2048
    LORDS OF THE SWORD 55/1152               30 LOOK OUT!! 24/2160   276  366   1 43.0
 16 R AND D 82/2174      389  396   3 49.6      TEAM FLOYD 38/1298
    CENSORED 82/1508                            BLUNT FORCE 29/2161
    ENVENOMED 82/2099                           VELVET MAFIA 5/2071
    PUNISHMENT 30/1195                          COLLEGE RADIO 98/1681
    APPLE CIDER 21/2091                         THE WAIVER WIRE 59/2072
    INCANTATION 18/2089                         ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/2032
    MOB TACTICS 82/2175                         MUSIC TO KILL BY 96/1740
    1976 RAIDERS 82/2176                        ARCANE GREATS FTF 96/2162
    THIRSTY THUGS 9/1668                        INTERSTELLAR PORK 33/2029
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/2120                       THE MOTHERSHIP 006 33/2037
    THIRSTY THUGS 10/1023                    31 DREAM PARK 9/1317    169  228   1 42.6
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/2085                       BATTLE SCHOOL 65/1260
    ITS JUST WRONG 82/2098                      ARMOR & WEAPONS 65/980
    VICIOUS VANDALS 12/1320                     CHEYSULI & LIR 74/1662
    LIFE'S TOO SHORT 82/2102                    MUTANT LEAGUE II 82/1666
    THINGS THAT SUCK 82/2107                 32 COLLUSION 97/1895    530  732  11 42.0
 17 CULTS-R-US 12/1827    59   61   1 49.2      COOL DORKS 84/2024
 18 MY TC'S 82/2178      904  947   5 48.8      DM ROLL-UPS 82/1859
    ECHL-EAST 29/2168                           SWEORDMASTERS 1/1275
    ECHL-SOUTH 71/2173                          CONSANGUINEOUS 8/2004
    SAUSAGE DOGS 42/2171                        BLOODY SUNDAYS 97/1923
    LAME SUPERHEROES 82/2179                    SECOND BANANAS 47/1947
    INQUISITION CLONES 38/2170                  MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1706
 19 RHYME TYME 55/587   1119 1207   6 48.1      THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/2184
    WE WANT RAISES 75/922                       PERFECTION QUEST 13 13/1940
    SCARRY BEASTIES 74/958                   33 AESIR 3/631           81  114   1 41.5
    GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/2144               34 MMM BEER 35/2077     266  390   0 40.5
 20 KAOS 47/1997          63   69   0 47.7      MMM BEER! 7/2083
    KAOS 82/1918                                MMMM BEER! 13/2088
    FURRY FURY 81/2154                          SISTERHOOD 84/1921
    ANCIENT LORDS 82/1917                       ZOMBIE SQUAD 14/2138
 21 TOON IN 6/1592       387  428   2 47.5      ZOMBIE SQUAD 26/2142
    FEVER PITCH 21/2165                         ZOMBIE SQUAD 75/2063
    DAPHNE'S LADIES 5/81                        SERPENT'S HOLD 68/811
    BOOGIE NIGHTS 43/1647                       SERPENTS HOLD 36/2095
    CONCEPT: HOMICIDE! 1/963                    YOU PAY I SLAY 8/2046
    WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/2087                  DRAGON'S GUARD 16/2050
 22 PHILANTHROP 17/2139  140  156   3 47.3      ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/2026
 23 THE PINK PA 99/1315  116  135   3 46.2      ZOMBIE SQUAD III 22/2006
 24 MY EX-WIFE 2/395     174  210   1 45.3      CELESTIAL KNIGHTS 68/1951
    SICK MINDS 5/285                         35 KNIGHTS OF R 56/539  133  196   1 40.4
    MARKED DECK 17/292                       36 SEA DOGS 7/1708      407  607   6 40.1
    TACTICAL SURGERY 1/241                      SEA DOGS 9/1937
 25 HANGOVERS 59/2151    383  466   7 45.1      SEA DOGS 18/1782
    LADIES IN WAITING 8/2137                    SEA DOGS 21/1840
 26 TEAM W 98/2159       245  306   6 44.5      SEA DOGS 96/1817

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    ALCHEMY 18/1903                             DUNGEON CELL 42/1945
    DUNGEON CELL 4 82/2021                   43 ILLFANG PACT 1/391   438  931   1 32.0
    DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1993                  44 GENETIC MISHA 14/32  482 1280   3 27.4
    DUNGEON CELL 75 82/2183                  45 STEEL BLADES 30/933   58  174   1 25.0
    DUNGEON CELL 77 82/1994                     DEMONIC FURY 44/2038
    DUNGEON CELL 97 82/2182                  46 DARQUE FORC 45/2149    7   22   0 24.1
    DUNGEON CELL B9 82/2070                     IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/2152
    DUNGEON CELL S08C 99/2123                   DARQUE FORCES VIII 73/2153
 37 THE MENTORS 10/2086    6    9   0 40.0   47 A  UNIT 10/1537       13   55   0 19.1
 38-URESEI YATS 82/1128    4    6   0 40.0      A UNIT II 17/1188
 39 TREKKERS 29/2169      35   58   0 37.6   48 ACT OF MALI 56/2150    9   51   0 15.0
    CUNNING RUNTS 19/2090                    49 WRATHMEN 20/2164       0    2   0  0.0
    ULTRA-VIOLENT 26/1942                       WRATHMEN 27/2167
 40 SOUL WARRIOR 38/648   50   97   0 34.0      WRATHMEN VI 20/2163
 41 THIS LITTLE 25/2093  183  359  11 33.8      WRATHMEN VII 27/2166
 42 CENTER FOR O 18/462    9   18   0 33.3      24 HOURS OF DOOM 46/2172

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  Practice pays for HAM BURGLAR, who pummelled NIGHTBINDER, to pocket 111 
points.  NIGHTBINDER certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing to 
HAM BURGLAR and losing 147 points in the process!  Those who hoped for a new 
Duelmaster were disappointed by R IS FOR REPUGNANT, of GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME, who 
despite a 133-108-6 couldn't overcome PRIMUS' Number 1.  Word has it one team in 
PRIMUS is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it 
works.   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Perhaps the warriors of MEPHISTO'S 
WALTZ should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  As a woman 
of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of BABES, so did that sorry team shy from 
MEPHISTO'S WALTZ Is it charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good oral 
hygiene?  Whatever it is, HAGAR is the most challenged warrior.  Them's the breaks, 
SPIRITBANE.  Expecting fair challenges from FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT is evidently too much 
to ask.  ETERNAL D.J. will have to start challenging legless old maids next, as he 
was bested by SPIRITBANE.  Good show, SPIRITBANE!  As a confidence booster, RAMPAGE 
challenged GAFF, down 23 points.  Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare 
time, RAMPAGE?  Warriors of PRIMUS!  Do you wish your reputations tainted by the base 
challenge of RAMPAGE?  Take heed PRIMUS, of the unprincipled action of BIONIC 
BUFFALO.  By challenging VIOLENT FURY, 46 points below him, BIONIC BUFFALO besmirches 
the noble art of dueling.  BIONIC BUFFALO beat VIOLENT FURY.  The whole thing leaves 
a bitter memory.  SAMURAI challenged SWIFT!  Who says GOLD STANDARD are just a bunch 
of wimps!  SAMURAI of GOLD STANDARD kept his wits as he was bested by SWIFT.   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  More important duties call me.  Can anything 
compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for PRIMUS?  On that giddy note I take 
my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

PRIMUS GUARDIANS                   W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  1) RABID-GERBIL 68-6931        185 108    THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD

THE TOWER GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  2) FURIOUS BEAR 37-762         382 118 10 THE BEARS (844)            SIBIKHAS
  3)-LITTLEST TYRANT 82-55890    101  43  1 THE NEPHEW (1861)          DWES EG
  4) GRIM REAVER 28-1356         243 135  6 THE BEARS (1974)           MORYA
  5) JACK DANIELS 51-3084        158 101  3 BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
  6) TERMINUS 97-484             151  89  7 BUFFON (1976)              SHADOW GROVE
  7) SHARP 74-2739               201  88  1 CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
  8) CUNNING FOX 4-3906          326 129  4 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
  9) TOM THUMB 35-3791           137  64  1 THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
 10)-NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        183  93  1 WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA

THE TOWER GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 11) DONNA 36-5966               127  65  4 BABES (1428)               JHANS

THE ELITE GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 12)-FRANKENBERRY 82-51803       114  57  1 DM OWNS YOU (1816)         DWES EG
 13) MOTHER BEAR 7-3172          224 135  3 THE BEARS (673)            BONSUR
 14) SUPERIORBOY 71-3640         122 156  1 SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (1530)  KYR'TERR
 15) DARK GUARDIAN 10-2212       136 100  2 THE BEARS (1977)           KOLACT
 16) HST 78-1738                 206 134  2 PRESIDENTS (1502)          LIN TIRIAN
 17) EXPLICIT 82-2474            108  60  4 CENSORED (1508)            DWES EG
 18) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894          356 154  2 MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL
 19) THE REAPER 69-8774          221 130  1 BLOOD MOON (1560)          CIMMERIAC
 20) LORD OF ILLUSION 69-7429    101  67  1 THE BEARS (1477)           CIMMERIAC
 21) SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       100  95  5 SEA DOGS (1817)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 22) NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821      160 109    WE BE WAR FLAILS (1834)    SOLVEN
 23) JAKARI DRAGON LORD 56-1413  119  97  3 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (539)   ROCANIS
 24) MILLER KNIGHT 10-3610       159 124  5 THIRSTY THUGS (1023)       KOLACT
 25) THE LITTLE ONE 56-1432      225 265  4 STAR GUARDIANS (1254)      ROCANIS
 26) R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  133 108  6 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1771)  SOUTH RIDGE
 27) MA BEAR 48-2205             178 138  1 THE BEARS (177)            CAER
 28) SCARY MARY 36-2213          205 136 21 SHADY LADIES (522)         JHANS
 29) BLOOD WIZARD 18-5551        238 204  3 ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 30)-BEDTIME 82-28461            100  35  2 12:35 AM (1857)            DWES EG
 31) DEADLY BEAR 2-3688          187 151    THE  BEARS (1372)          NIANIA

DEFENDERS OF THE TOWER             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 32) MIPHON 10-2706              294 170  4 LIQUID CARNAGE (742)       KOLACT
 33) LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82-55739  103  56    13 YRS & COUNTING (1894)   DWES EG
 34) WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885   143 128  6 THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD
 35) STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443         63  36    RAT MEN (1980)             JHELUM
 36) UUM FOO FOO 18-2083         299 219  6 BURN N' PILLAGE (407)      TALCAMA
 37) MARV JR 18-9288             106  41  1 WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
 38) CAPTAIN POLAND 18-6614      235 135  4 BURN N' PILLAGE (407)      TALCAMA
 39) MARCIANO 96-1446            102  81  6 THE CREAM 3 (1818)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 40)-TRUMP 24-4359               150 163  2 BAD HAND (1364)            ZORPUNT
 41) NAMELESS TOOK 1-3195        152  68  6 THE BEARS (335)            MORDANT
 42) BOB'S WEINER 69-1200        287 211  2 BOB'S REFRIGERATOR (703)   CIMMERIAC
 43) PEACE 19-4280               157 148  4 DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)        ZUWAYZA
 44) COBRA 29-4355               115  62  1 DEATH THREAT (1841)        LAPUR
 45) DOC STEELE 18-5277          223 229 11 ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 46)-BRASS BELLS 9-4417           89  72  1 UNRELATED (1384)           ZUKAL
 47) SHARKY 18-5306              186 267  4 ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 48) GRIZZLY 48-3639             128  72  3 THE BEARS (177)            CAER
 49) FALPAWIZ 55-1342            304 188  6 LORDS OF THE SWORD (1152)  KHALANI
 50) GRINGOLD 7-2416             100 124  4 SEA DOGS (1708)            BONSUR
 51) MACBETH 49-2832             232 204  4 STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
 52) BLONDIE 36-5723             141  82  1 BABES (1428)               JHANS
 53) BOB'S BEEF 69-1199          301 203  4 BOB'S REFRIGERATOR (703)   CIMMERIAC
 54) NO FEAR 35-3069             105  73  1 THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
 55) MASQUERADE 8-2297           145  95  1 WILD THINGS 2 (2130)       ARKERS
 56) SID 12-3449                 105  91  1 VICIOUS VANDALS (1320)     RIZTAB
 57) TALON 68-5392                88  66  1 SERPENT'S HOLD (811)       FIREHOLD
 58) KHYRON 75-1026              244 258  3 WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 59) PICARD 29-1995              311 178  3 STAR TREK (1066)           LAPUR
 60) A NEW PONY! 82-1306         141 143  1 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1680) DWES EG
 61) BLIND BARBER 82-42371        64  44    DUNGEON CELL 77 (1994)     DWES EG

LEGION OF THE WAND                 W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 62) LUCRETIA BORGIA 4-3563      169 213    LETHAL LADIES (1375)       JHELUM
 63) TARLOCK 6-4615              222 208  3 THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
 64) RAETH 69-1083               282 208    KNIGHTS OF ORCCON (865)    CIMMERIAC
 65) DARTMAN 33-7161             159  79  4 COLGATE DAYS (1777)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 66) BULLFROG 13-2912            150 105    SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)      DULLENS
 67) MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257      81  72    DEVIATION (479)            KRILL

LEGION OF THE WAND                 W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 68) PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         136  47  2 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706)    MORDANT
 69) CALAVERA 9-4915              85  65    THIRSTY THUGS (1668)       ZUKAL
 70) BLUE MEANIE 60-4814          73  35    THIEVES GUILD (1649)       ARADI
 71) PERFECT SNOTLING 60-8403     52  21    SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950)ARADI
 72) AMISH PARADISE 22-5170      228 212  7 WEIRD AL (1411)            SOLVEN
 73) KRAMER 47-5191              119  90  1 SECOND BANANAS (1947)      NORTH FORK
 74) TRIP'S TRASH 59-834         103  81    THE WAIVER WIRE (2072)     ILLIS
 75)-TOMATO ION 82-55638          71  59    040908D (1919)             DWES EG
 76) DEE DEE 8-384               136  51  2 WILD THINGS 2 (2130)       ARKERS
 77) PERFECT DRUG 3-6943          65  36    IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)    OSKSI
 78) FLEA FLICKER 97-3087         74  52  6 BLOODY SUNDAYS (1923)      SHADOW GROVE
 79)-FRANK DREBIN 7-3312         123 106    WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
 80) GOLDENBEARD 21-6202          83  64  2 SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
 81) BLESSING 82-48644            60  54    DM ROLL-UPS (1859)         DWES EG
 82) LOWLY WORM 74-56            296 233  1 SCARRY BEASTIES (958)      DAYLA KIV
 83) LAZAR WOLF 4-1169           308 181  4 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 84) D. FILER 9-4721             118  64  1 LETTER BOMBS (1601)        ZUKAL
 85) HEART BREAKER 26-4752        79  68  1 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1942)       CALEAM
 86) ZALTAN 6-4616               165 264  4 THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
 87) ROSE 76-2357                107  70  3 COLORS (1499)              SIMTAKKA
 88) HAGAR 3-3717                 54  30    AESIR (631)                OSKSI
 89) WAYWARD SON 1-8180           84  43  4 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706)    MORDANT
 90) SISTER X 12-6340            106 103  1 CULTS-R-US (1827)          RIZTAB
 91) PINK MINK 55-220            283 256  2 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 92) RAZOR 70-2403               223 211  2 KAT'S PAW (1491)           SENTERN
 93) SWIFT 75-181                293 234  5 WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 94) SNOTMAN 97-2611              70  65  7 COLLUSION (1895)           SHADOW GROVE
 95) KAIDEN 35-3108              201 212  2 VIOLENT FEMS (1875)        MURSKA
 96) ROCKWELL 7-5003              54  52    UNDEAD ARTISTS (183)       BONSUR
 97) LEE AT TOURNEY 4-3565       245 247  1 LETHAL LADIES (1375)       JHELUM
 98) BIG DADDY KANE 71-285        57  45  2 RAP ATTACKS (1953)         KYR'TERR
 99) PLACES THE LOTION... 98-909  57  47  5 ARCANE BEACH DAY (2032)    SYVYN'S HILL
100) DOMINION 22-5043             78  68    ZOMBIE SQUAD III (2006)    SOLVEN
101) CREDIT LINE 82-1366          84  90    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1758)DWES EG

THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
102) GROGGY DOGGY 55-223         231 318    RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
103) SKITZOID SNOOPY 41-2146      47  22    DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
104) COLD HANDS 5-3877            90  45    VELVET MAFIA (2071)        KALTOS
105)-UNGA-BUNGA 98-527            58  40  8 BEARS (2128)               SYVYN'S HILL
106) AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         199 105  2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
107) SCARLET HAG 65-3237          84  84  1 ARMOR & WEAPONS (980)      DAL SHANG
108) JUNKYARD DOG 55-3179         76  65  2 DA DOG POWNDAZ (2078)      KHALANI
109) MANIC 9-4297                121  49  2 DREAM PARK (1317)          ZUKAL
110) BOBS AND DOGS 82-55985       81  49    SOFT DRINKS (1920)         DWES EG
111) ALVIN YORK 3-6156           178 125    OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
112) DEFIANCE 32-4619             99  48  1 ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
113) NINJA WARTHOG 96-413        136  68  7 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1178)     OLD VALAMANTIS
114) SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5-5033       69  17  1 011510A (2044)             KALTOS
115) FIREDRAKE 30-2070            86  73  3 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
116) SAMURAI 75-3119             104  65  1 GOLD STANDARD (877)        JADE MOUNTAIN
117) FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862         233 232  2 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
118) SHAVED MAMMOTH 13-3607      213  96  1 SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)      DULLENS
119) SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     101 129  3 END OF THE LINE (1853)     DWES EG
120)-SPUD 33-5159                102  51  1 VEGGIES (1983)             NIATOLI ISLAND
121) PIECE OF 12 BUCKS 99-321    141 140  6 THE PINK PANSIES (1315)    SOUTH RIDGE
122) VERTIGO 16-5544              46  37    DRAGON'S GUARD (2050)      WILLAF
123) MR. GHERKIN 6-6385           49  13    071406AD (2002)            TRANSEL
124) TELA 30-2973                 78 182  2 GAMEHENDGE (1776)          IAYE
125) SPIRITBANE 7-1601           119 103  1 MMM BEER! (2083)           BONSUR
126) GOLDWRAP 82-11886            91  53    SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (1814)  DWES EG
127) URBANE ELF 33-2253           90  62    THE MOTHERSHIP 006 (2037)  NIATOLI ISLAND
128) DRINK HARD 82-9194           14  19    LIFE'S TOO SHORT (2102)    DWES EG

THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
129) JANE FONDA 5-1981            69  42  2 SICK MINDS (285)           KALTOS
130) HAM BURGLAR 99-1620          80  57  4 DUNGEON CELL S08C (2123)   SOUTH RIDGE
131) SKITZO FRAY NICK 3-2912      48  31    STATE OF MIND (498)        OSKSI
132) DREAD 32-4666                73  32    ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
133) FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809    64  46  4 COLLEGE RADIO (1681)       SYVYN'S HILL
134) MANDRAKE 68-3259             91  76  1 SERPENT'S HOLD (811)       FIREHOLD
135) SOULSNARE 82-37248           75  51    OBLIVION CLEAVERS (1862)   DWES EG
136) MISTY BLUE 74-2944           60  36  3 CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
137) NIGHTBRINGER 75-3372         36  35  1 ZOMBIE SQUAD (2063)        JADE MOUNTAIN
138) SITTING BULL 4-1016         257 175  8 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
139) DINAH MIGHT 18-9229          93  55  3 FUNKY FOLK (2052)          TALCAMA
140) CHEMICAL WEDDING 1-3167      53  28  1 CONCEPT: HOMICIDE! (963)   MORDANT
141) THE MECHANIC 17-2064         56  49    MARKED DECK (292)          ALJAFIR
142) NEOPHYTE 82-4574            115 102  1 LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (2012)    DWES EG
143) CHEESE STEAK 82-20346        56  39  1 HARDWARE (1981)            DWES EG
144) AXE MURDERER 82-51085        55  40  2 DUNGEON CELL 4 (2021)      DWES EG
145) SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272       55  37  1 SEA DOGS (1782)            TALCAMA
146) BLOOD PIE 96-1918           112  80  6 WHY SELL THIS? (2117)      OLD VALAMANTIS
147) ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         150  69    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
148) NAPOLEON DYNAMITE 82-32893   93  53    LEGENDS OF IDAHO (1892)    DWES EG
149) SHADOW ANGEL 82-45588        82  63  1 ANCIENT LORDS (1917)       DWES EG
150) MARV 82-41424                67  32    4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS (1965)  DWES EG
151) BEAN 65-4972                101  67  2 BATTLE SCHOOL (1260)       DAL SHANG

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
152) SHOTGUN GANDHI 11-6760       44  33    ARMED & GREGARIOUS (1938)  ARUAK CITY
153) LINK HOGTHROB 33-5358        49  39    INTERSTELLAR PORK (2029)   NIATOLI ISLAND
154) PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         162 107  4 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (1692) LAPUR
155) FRAIL WHALE 55-1968         223 295  3 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
156) TAPS 96-841                  44  45  5 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1740)    OLD VALAMANTIS
157) AMBULANCE CHASER 75-1219     80  45  4 FIERCE (2131)              JADE MOUNTAIN
158)-SMOOTH CRIMINAL 82-6120      56  41  2 DEVIATION (1835)           DWES EG
159) FLAT TOP 35-3533            109  43  1 THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
160) FGC 47-6648                  57  33    KAOS (1997)                NORTH FORK
161) ARTHUR DEFRANZO 3-6646       93  98  1 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
162) JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     105  76  2 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (2056)   KATI-TEI
163) ZALGOR PRIGG 82-15204        53  47  1 MUTANT LEAGUE II (1666)    DWES EG
164) CANDIRU 18-9624              44  13    STREET PIZZA (293)         TALCAMA
165) BULLETPROOF MONK 11-4999     33  32  2 LUROCIANS EXTREME (2048)   ARUAK CITY
166) VIGO 18-6086                100  58  1 ALCHEMY (1903)             TALCAMA
167) GOSSAMER 35-3656             71  57  1 MMM BEER (2077)            MURSKA
168) POWERLUNGERITIS 6-1504       84  68    TOON IN (1592)             TRANSEL
169) ROYAL PRETENDER 82-33733    107 110    DUNGEON CELL 21 (1993)     DWES EG
170)-LEMASE WITH GUN 82-2485      17  15  1 ITS JUST WRONG (2098)      DWES EG
171) BETTERTHANEVER 7-5932        46  25  1 WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
172) CONUNDRUM 8-4892             74  53  1 CONSANGUINEOUS (2004)      ARKERS
173) MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! 60-8618    70  43  1 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950)ARADI
174) CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     205 126  3 YO YO TRICKS (1851)        CIMMERIAC
175) JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143     35  28    PERFECTION QUEST 13 (1940) DULLENS
176)-DEATH BY NPC 82-20688        36  21    THINGS THAT SUCK (2107)    DWES EG
177) KYRA 36-7316                 69  34  1 BABES (1428)               JHANS
178) DRASTIC MEASURES 2-4537      73  48  1 DEVIATION (2042)           NIANIA
179) THE BUTCHER 21-5374          77  45    NASTY MOB (1642)           SUNSET
180) DR. LUNGPUNCTURE 1-2698      66  53  3 TACTICAL SURGERY (241)     MORDANT
181) CALYX 30-4151               102 109  2 I GOTTA GO (2094)          IAYE
182) BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570       83  78    DO IT AGAIN (1870)         ARUAK CITY
183) DECK SWAB 18-2148            67 104  2 SEA DOGS (1782)            TALCAMA
184) WHIRLING INSELBERG 3-6924    33  34    IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)    OSKSI
185) PARROT KEEPER 21-6157        61  40  2 SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
186) #NULL 82-54215               46  29  2 011808O (1995)             DWES EG
187) COOLER 82-7277              149 155  2 STYROFOAM (1959)           DWES EG
188) LOST BLONDE 2-2242           58  40  1 MY EX-WIFE (395)           NIANIA
189)-LUM 82-1752                  19  13    URESEI YATSURA (1128)      DWES EG

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
190) CONSORTIUM DORK 84-7918      48  42  2 COOL DORKS (2024)          BLACKSTONE
191) WRATH OF ONE 82-11628        65  96  2 LUROCIANS XII (1813)       DWES EG
192) HITLER 5-1958                62  53    SICK MINDS (285)           KALTOS
193) CARDINAL KRAKEN 69-8569      50  33  1 BEASTS OF NEON (2125)      CIMMERIAC
194)-DESPAIR 98-2057              39  52  4 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (2026)      SYVYN'S HILL
195) CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       160  81  2 THE WARLOCKS (2143)        IAYE
196) CRYSOPRASE 1-3266           143 143  3 ILLFANG PACT (391)         MORDANT
197) SCRAPPLE 97-1961            127  65  3 WHY SELL THIS? (2158)      SHADOW GROVE
198) THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       111  66    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (2147)   VEASTIAN
199) FIBULARIS 82-28877          109 106  1 MUSCLE MEN 4 (2111)        DWES EG
200) DORIE MILLER 3-6683         103  85  2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
201) JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705         101  82  1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
202) FROO-FROO 18-9589            86  38  4 CENTER FOR OLDS (462)      TALCAMA
203) CLARISA 38-2493              84  49    SOUL WARRIORS (648)        CLIFFHOME
204)-MISS ZING 8-824              83  55  3 LADIES IN WAITING (2137)   ARKERS
205)-NORAF 82-3856                82  44    ENVENOMED (2099)           DWES EG
206) ROBERT DUNLAP 41-4378        80  58    MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (2146)   KATI-TEI
207)-CHRISTIAN 27-3086            79  45    WRATHMEN VII (2166)        POINT
208) DAMEON 33-1921               77  71  2 DEMONSPAWN (520)           NIATOLI ISLAND
209) MR. STREPTOCOCCUS 82-26366   71  49    SESAME STAPH (2108)        DWES EG
210) KAORU MOTO 82-48418          71  36    MEDAL OF HONOR AA1 (2157)  DWES EG
211) LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149       66  38  1 BOOGIE NIGHTS (1647)       VEASTIAN
212) WILD FIRE 24-4880            64  21  4 DISASTER (2141)            ZORPUNT
213)-KHANAMIR 20-2872             63  61    WRATHMEN VI (2163)         SEAM
214) THE BRIDE 45-4180            57  32  2 DARQUE FORCES (2149)       STORMCROWE
215) KHRISTOPHER 27-3567          57  26    WRATHMEN (2167)            POINT
216) SLAYER II 10-2125            52  36  1 THE MENTORS (2086)         KOLACT
217) BOATSWAIN 18-9958            48  34  1 SEA DOGS (1782)            TALCAMA
218) QUARK 29-5505                47  48  1 TREKKERS (2169)            LAPUR
219)-SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323      47  28  1 HANGOVERS (2151)           ILLIS
220) ATROPOS 17-4236              46  45    A UNIT II (1188)           ALJAFIR
221) STINGRAY 30-2264             46  63    STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
222)-WIMPY 98-2670                44  27  4 TEAM W (2159)              SYVYN'S HILL
223) FURIOUS ANGER 17-5753        44  42    DEVIATION (2082)           ALJAFIR
224) PHANTASMAL 84-10204          43  44    SISTERHOOD (1921)          BLACKSTONE
225) HYDROPONICUS 29-4605         43  30    BLUNT FORCE (2161)         LAPUR
226) SUICIDE 21-4832              42  23  1 APPLE CIDER (2091)         SUNSET
227) FUGAZI 38-3565               41  52  2 TEAM FLOYD (1298)          CLIFFHOME
228)-DOMINATION 46-3177           41  12  2 24 HOURS OF DOOM (2172)    ARDIVENT
229) DEAD LEE 8-3142              41  50    YOU PAY I SLAY (2046)      ARKERS
230) PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748   38  20  3 ARCANE GREATS FTF (2162)   OLD VALAMANTIS
231) CEER 96-1537                 37  47  4 THE BLOODGUARD 2 (2184)    OLD VALAMANTIS
232) BITTER EMPLOYEES 82-37737    37  24  1 WEST PALM COURTS (2180)    DWES EG
233) TUSCAN FLAME 52-4153         36  19    PYROMANIA (1948)           FRATSFA
234) PORSCHE 82-41317             35  21    COMPENSATING (2115)        DWES EG
235) AZMUS 82-4139                32  30    MOB TACTICS (2175)         DWES EG
236) QUEEN 82-33307               31  21    DARK TOADS 05Q (2156)      DWES EG
237) GONE TO GEORGIA 82-28596     28  25    STREET PIZZAD XXI (1891)   DWES EG
238) PINK HEART 62-3643           27  19  2 MIKE'S INK (1785)          VALAMANTIS
239) FANG 36-7526                 25   7    SERPENTS HOLD (2095)       JHANS
240) SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558        99  85  7 STREET PIZZA (293)         TALCAMA
241) EIGHTH MATE 9-5437           32  16    SEA DOGS (1937)            ZUKAL
242) THE MONARCH 2-5688           63  28    042909A (2001)             NIANIA
243) KHARMA 20-3112               53  43    WRATHMEN (2164)            SEAM
244) SAM ADAMS 13-5376            48  38  1 MMMM BEER! (2088)          DULLENS
245) MARCINKO 97-961             102  49  5 ROGUE WARRIOR (2120)       SHADOW GROVE
246) MALICE IN CHAINS 15-3729     75  67    DEVIATION (1871)           MALCORN
247) DAY TURNER 40-4279           69  73  1 MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (2145)   ZENSU
248) POLYNIKES 74-4191            51  44    GATES OF FIRE (2011)       DAYLA KIV
249) WYRD 1-8156                  68  76  2 SWEORDMASTERS (1275)       MORDANT
250) CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488      87  40  3 DUNGEON CELL (1945)        RODEKI
251) AMATEUR EMBALMER 82-53433    44  59  3 DUNGEON CELL B9 (2070)     DWES EG
252) HEMLOCK 68-2193              62  88  2 CELESTIAL KNIGHTS (1951)   FIREHOLD

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
253) RAMPAGE 32-5076              22   6    ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
254) EVANGELION 59-2340           46  44  1 IMPROVED ILLUSION (2152)   ILLIS
255) KOOKABURRA 33-4151          165 198  5 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (2144)  NIATOLI ISLAND
256) UH-OH 82-33703               58  61  2 STUFF MARK SAYS (2112)     DWES EG
257) FLESH FLAYER 26-4751         79  65  1 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1942)       CALEAM
258) ASHAR 30-1777                65  79  3 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
259) E AHO LAULA 21-4224          56  37    FEVER PITCH (2165)         SUNSET
260) NECROMANCER 18-6386          39  32    INCANTATION (2089)         TALCAMA
261) CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330        51  59  1 TECHNOLOGY (1181)          KALTOS
262) BALISONG 75-3376             36  26    ZOMBIE SQUAD (2063)        JADE MOUNTAIN
263) WILLIE BROWN 82-13201        29  19    1976 RAIDERS (2176)        DWES EG
264) THUNDAR BEAGLE! 14-852      141 382  2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
265) BELIAL 7-3838               185  98  3 WICKED MARTYRS (2085)      BONSUR
266) LEO POWERS 43-4599           78  68    MEDAL OF HONOR F1 (2148)   VEASTIAN
267) RABID DOG 82-1078            45  57    NASTY PETS (1924)          DWES EG
268) HOUSE MOUSE 55-221          217 327  3 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
269) OTIS 3-6501                 134  82  6 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
270) ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426       93 121  1 MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (1961)  DWES EG
271) VIOLENT FURY 14-303         126 409  1 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
272) RED DAWG 41-2689             67  48  2 DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
273) MIFFED SANDY 96-3444         54  26  3 BLOOD ON THE SAND 3 (2119) OLD VALAMANTIS
274)-BART SIMPSON 19-5072         60  56  1 CUNNING RUNTS (2090)       ZUWAYZA
275) TANNY 36-7429                39  45    SERPENTS HOLD (2095)       JHANS
276) GAFF 82-34939                69  53  1 4-LETTER ERRORS (2113)     DWES EG
277) ED 209 5-3955                56  87  4 TECHNOLOGY (1181)          KALTOS
278) PEA POD 33-7338              70  46    VEGGIES (1983)             NIATOLI ISLAND
279) WYNETT 30-2340               55  77  2 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
280) PETE MOSS 19-4968            98  44  2 FUNKY FOLK (2129)          ZUWAYZA
281) NIGHTBINDER 82-3120          44  47  2 FORGE OF FURY (2126)       DWES EG
282) IRON SHACKLE 82-50451        24   6    DUNGEON CELL 75 (2183)     DWES EG
283)-GILDED MURDERER 98-1679      40  49  7 THE HUNTED F9 (1996)       SYVYN'S HILL
284)-IRON MAIDEN 30-3794          16  24    PUNISHMENT (1195)          IAYE
285) WEBBED BEAUS 82-36458        48  56  1 DATING A FROG (2114)       DWES EG
286) BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856       45  38  1 WISH YOU WERE BEER (2087)  RIZTAB
287) VILLIAGE IDIOT 14-304       296 363  2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
288) EDDIE RICKENBACKER 82-17776  87 123  3 MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (1961)  DWES EG
289) ALIX 74-2701                 41  53    CHEYSULI & LIR (1662)      DAYLA KIV
290) VIOLATOR 44-2122             60  80  1 DEMONIC FURY (2038)        KRILL
291) SMUG BUG 55-2900            141 219    RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
292)-STRATEGERY 82-18418          52  43  1 STUPID NAMES (1992)        DWES EG
293) TONY SIRAGUSA 1-7882         45  35    BETTER OFF DEAD (2136)     MORDANT
294) MY FAIR LADY 5-3739          28  21    DAPHNE'S LADIES (81)       KALTOS
295)-GITARIOS 82-45618            40  33  2 KAOS (1918)                DWES EG
296) HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM 82-16584 63  63    LBA:ELVIS FANS (2177)      DWES EG
297) WENT TO MARKET 25-4288       51  66  2 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (2093)  LYRATILAN
298) AVAUNT 10-4170               41  34  2 A  UNIT (1537)             KOLACT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Congrats to Bob Eternal, Samurai, and Ham Burglar on their Primus, Contenders, and
Eligibles TCs! -- One Armed Bandit, mgr of Sea Dogs, Dungeon Cell, and Shewish Buffet

Hopefully the split has splut.  Welcome to the new young eligibles and inductees who
are joining us.  Prepare for some tough love.

Scary Mary -- Only a temporary setback, I hope! -- Sushi Slinger

Jane Fonda -- I feel like you are sending mixed messages.  On the one hand, you keep
flashing that peace sign.  On the other hand, you just beat me senseless. -- Axe
Murderer

Dartman -- When I'm wrong, I'm the first to admit it.  You know, due to your weird
fascination with down-challenging me, and I said to give me six months and the
results would be different, and it only took two months to beat you down?  My bad for
miscalculating. -- Blue Meanie

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SAMURAI was devastated by SWIFT in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SKITZOID SNOOPY was savagely defeated by PLACES THE LOTION... in a 10 minute melee.
BIG DADDY KANE was vanquished by HAGAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SHARP savagely defeated CUNNING FOX in a crowd pleasing 8 minute Challenge match.
SCARY MARY viciously subdued BLOOD WIZARD in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
MOTHER BEAR devastated SUPERIORBOY in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
STANLEY'S CUP viciously subdued CAPTAIN POLAND in a 8 minute Challenge duel.
COBRA won victory over DOC STEELE in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
MA BEAR overpowered UUM FOO FOO in a popular 6 minute gory uneven Challenge match.
BLONDIE demolished BOB'S BEEF in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched Challenge match.
GRIZZLY demolished GRINGOLD in a popular 4 minute bloody mismatched Challenge match.
MASQUERADE handily defeated SID in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven Challenge fight.
SUSHI SLINGER viciously subdued DEADLY BEAR in a exciting 5 minute Challenge fray.
SNOTMAN bested ROCKWELL in a popular 4 minute brutal Challenge brawl.
MASKED INTRUDER savagely defeated CALAVERA in a exciting 10 minute Challenge bout.
DEE DEE was overpowered by KHYRON in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
BLESSING was overpowered by TRIP'S TRASH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
D. FILER overpowered HEART BREAKER in a action packed 5 minute uneven Challenge fray.
BULLFROG savagely defeated PERFECT DRUG in a popular 9 minute gory Challenge match.
FLEA FLICKER was vanquished by BLUE MEANIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
KRAMER overpowered ROSE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge bout.
PRODIGAL SON was overpowered by NO FEAR in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
NINJA WARTHOG overpowered TELA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
MISTY BLUE was handily defeated by VERTIGO in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ETERNAL D.J. was savagely defeated by SPIRITBANE in a 9 minute Challenge duel.
SKITZO FRAY NICK beat NIGHTBRINGER in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
SHAVED MAMMOTH defeated JANE FONDA in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge bout.
DEFIANCE overcame FIREDRAKE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome Challenge match.
DREAD overpowered AXE MURDERER in a exciting 3 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
AMBULANCE CHASER overpowered ZALGOR PRIGG in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
HITLER demolished CARDINAL KRAKEN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
RAMPAGE vanquished GAFF in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DRASTIC MEASURES overpowered WHIRLING INSELBERG in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
CONUNDRUM savagely defeated MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! in a exciting 8 minute Challenge fight.
MALICE IN CHAINS won victory over POLYNIKES in a exciting 1 minute Challenge struggle.
SHOTGUN GANDHI was handily defeated by BEAN in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
BIONIC BUFFALO beat VIOLENT FURY in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
THE BUTCHER was handily defeated by POWERLUNGERITIS in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
DR. LUNGPUNCTURE overpowered CALYX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
KYRA was overpowered by GOSSAMER in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
FLAT TOP overcame FGC in a exciting 1 minute brutal Challenge duel.
LOST BLONDE overcame WRATH OF ONE in a exciting 3 minute Challenge bout.
RABID-GERBIL savagely defeated R IS FOR REPUGNANT in a popular 17 minute Title fight.
JACK DANIELS viciously subdued NEBUCHADNEZZAR in a tiresome 51 minute bloody conflict.
GRIM REAVER demolished STONE GOLEM in a popular 2 minute bloody mismatched battle.
TOM THUMB demolished DARK CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched battle.
TERMINUS savagely defeated STONE GOLEM in a action packed 2 minute bloody bout.
FURIOUS BEAR savagely defeated MILLER KNIGHT in a crowd pleasing 7 minute fight.
DONNA devastated BANDIT PRINCE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
MENDELSSOHN viciously subdued LITTLE GIRL CRUSH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
WALL PAPER HANGER was handily defeated by EXPLICIT in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
DARK GUARDIAN savagely defeated PEACE in a crowd pleasing 11 minute brutal bout.
HST viciously subdued PICARD in a popular 11 minute gory duel.
LORD OF ILLUSION overpowered SHARKY in a action packed 3 minute brutal uneven fight.
JAKARI DRAGON LORD was subdued by THE REAPER in a action packed 6 minute gory battle.
NAMELESS TOOK was savagely defeated by THE LITTLE ONE in a exciting 15 minute contest.
A NEW PONY! was viciously subdued by MACBETH in a exciting 4 minute brutal bout.
MIPHON overpowered LOWLY WORM in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
BOB'S WEINER viciously subdued TARLOCK in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle.
MARV JR savagely defeated FALPAWIZ in a action packed 13 minute bloody match.
TALON savagely defeated RAETH in a popular 5 minute gruesome fight.
MARCIANO handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PERFECT SNOTLING was subdued by BLIND BARBER in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
WAYWARD SON handily defeated KAIDEN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute uneven match.
GOLDENBEARD savagely defeated JUNKYARD DOG in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal bout.
AMISH PARADISE devastated SISTER X in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
PINK MINK was viciously subdued by LUCRETIA BORGIA in a exciting 3 minute fight.
LAZAR WOLF savagely defeated LEE AT TOURNEY in a popular 5 minute brutal contest.
RAZOR was overpowered by DARTMAN in a exciting 3 minute gruesome uneven duel.
ZALTAN handily defeated SQUIRREL KILLER in a 1 minute uneven match.
URBANE ELF overpowered #NULL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided competition.
MANIC demolished CRYSOPRASE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
CREDIT LINE handily defeated MANDRAKE in a popular 4 minute brutal one-sided melee.
MR. GHERKIN overpowered QUARK in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
NIGHTBINDER was unbelievably bested by HAM BURGLAR in a action packed 3 minute bout.
NEOPHYTE vanquished SHEWISH WHALER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory uneven fight.
SCOOTIE PUFF JR overpowered DORIE MILLER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
COLD HANDS vanquished ASHAR in a action packed 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
GOLDWRAP vanquished MARCINKO in a exciting 3 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
CHEESE STEAK overpowered PINK HEART in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
SITTING BULL overpowered FLESH FLAYER in a 2 minute brutal mismatched competition.
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE demolished PARROT KEEPER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
THE MECHANIC vanquished EIGHTH MATE in a popular 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SOULSNARE overpowered ROY BENAVIDEZ in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PIECE OF 12 BUCKS devastated GONE TO GEORGIA in a 1 minute uneven match.
AUDIE MURPHY vanquished BOATSWAIN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
ALVIN YORK overpowered BLOOD PIE in a exciting 3 minute bloody uneven fight.
HOUSE MOUSE slimly lost to DRINK HARD in a action packed 4 minute gruesome contest.
GROGGY DOGGY viciously subdued TAPS in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gory duel.
DOMINION demolished KHRISTOPHER in a exciting 3 minute brutal uneven bout.
FUNNY BUNNY overpowered LINDA LOVELACE in a action packed 3 minute mismatched duel.
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE overpowered FRAIL WHALE in a 2 minute mismatched match.
DINAH MIGHT devastated CEER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CHEMICAL WEDDING overpowered SMUG BUG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
BOBS AND DOGS demolished KAORU MOTO in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
SCARLET HAG overpowered TANNY in a 2 minute mismatched battle.
EVANGELION was vanquished by STINGRAY in a exciting 2 minute one-sided brawl.
HEMLOCK viciously subdued RABID DOG in a exciting 7 minute gruesome competition.
TUSCAN FLAME handily defeated THOMAS FOWLER in a exciting 2 minute one-sided match.
THE BRIDE was overpowered by PYGMY SHREW in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VIOLATOR was savagely defeated by BALISONG in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal bout.
LEO POWERS was beaten by DAMEON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome battle.
CHOKING CHICKEN defeated BELIAL in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
CHATTY CABALIST lost to SLAYER II in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
ROBERT DUNLAP overpowered AVAUNT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
JAMES DOOLITTLE vanquished NECROMANCER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
RED DAWG was handily defeated by PORSCHE in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
ALIX was overpowered by WEBBED BEAUS in a 2 minute uneven fight.
DAY TURNER was handily defeated by ATROPOS in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
FUGAZI subdued TONY SIRAGUSA in a popular 3 minute gory struggle.
CLARISA overpowered WILLIE BROWN in a action packed 2 minute mismatched struggle.
FANG was overpowered by CANDIRU in a action packed 2 minute uneven contest.
PEA POD was handily defeated by ARTHUR DEFRANZO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LINK HOGTHROB slimly won victory over CONSORTIUM DORK in a 5 minute struggle.
KOOKABURRA was overpowered by PHANTASMAL in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
CRAZY FINGERS overpowered AZMUS in a exciting 2 minute one-sided duel.
WYNETT was demolished by JUMPINJACK FLASH in a exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven bout.
COOLER demolished QUEEN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM was devastated by PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL in a 2 minute bout.
EDDIE RICKENBACKER was bested by DEAD LEE in a popular 6 minute gruesome fray.
HYDROPONICUS won victory over KHARMA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal conflict.
MR. STREPTOCOCCUS narrowly defeated E AHO LAULA in a exciting 3 minute gruesome match.
FIBULARIS subdued IRON SHACKLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
UH-OH overcame VILLIAGE IDIOT in a 2 minute bout.
ROYAL PRETENDER savagely defeated WYRD in a exciting 5 minute gory match.
BITTER EMPLOYEES demolished AMATEUR EMBALMER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
MARV overpowered FROO-FROO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched struggle.
SHADOW ANGEL viciously subdued SCRAPPLE in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
WENT TO MARKET was vanquished by BETTERTHANEVER in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
WILD FIRE overpowered ED 209 in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody one-sided fray.
SUICIDE savagely defeated PETE MOSS in a action packed 3 minute gory battle.
MIFFED SANDY was overpowered by SOLSBURY HILL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
VIGO overpowered THE MONARCH in a popular 3 minute bloody uneven bout.
DECK SWAB handily defeated CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
FURIOUS ANGER vanquished OTIS in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
THUNDAR BEAGLE! was devastated by SAM ADAMS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BAWDY BUZZ BUD was devastated by JUNGLE JUICE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BULLETPROOF MONK viciously subdued MY FAIR LADY in a exciting 2 minute struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  91         AIMED BLOW       430 - 347 -  1      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                      83         PARRY-STRIKE      39 -  32 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     21         LUNGING ATTACK   455 - 436 -  2      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   20         PARRY-LUNGE      100 -  96 -  0      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 19         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  12 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         PARRY-RIPOSTE     32 -  37 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     9         WALL OF STEEL     96 - 117 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         TOTAL PARRY       39 -  54 -  0      42  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   83 - 118 -  0      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  19 -  0      41  |

Turn 625 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        51 - 32     PARRY-LUNGE       10 - 11         7  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    49 - 42     WALL OF STEEL      9 - 11         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  5     
                              TOTAL PARRY        5 -  7     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    6 - 13     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  6     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3     
                              BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   RANK WARRIOR                     W   L  K TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW         1) RABID-GERBIL 68-6931      185 108  0 THE BEARS (1975)
LUNGING ATTACK     4) GRIM REAVER 28-1356       243 135  6 THE BEARS (1974)
SLASHING ATTACK   21) SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399     100  95  5 SEA DOGS (1817)
PARRY-STRIKE      31) DEADLY BEAR 2-3688        187 151  0 THE  BEARS (1372)

FIGHTING STYLE   RANK WARRIOR                     W   L  K TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE       32) MIPHON 10-2706            294 170  4 LIQUID CARNAGE (742)
STRIKING ATTACK   34) WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885 143 128  6 THE BEARS (1975)
PARRY-RIPOSTE     36) UUM FOO FOO 18-2083       299 219  6 BURN N' PILLAGE (407)
TOTAL PARRY       38) CAPTAIN POLAND 18-6614    235 135  4 BURN N' PILLAGE (407)
WALL OF STEEL     42) BOB'S WEINER 69-1200      287 211  2 BOB'S REFRIGERATOR (703)
BASHING ATTACK   183) DECK SWAB 18-2148          67 104  2 SEA DOGS (1782)

The overall popularity leader is BOB'S BEEF 69-1199.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! 60-8618.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
NAMELESS TOOK 1-3195, MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257, THE LITTLE ONE 56-1432, CALAVERA 
9-4915, HST 78-1738, BULLFROG 13-2912, FALPAWIZ 55-1342, PLACES THE LOTION... 98-909, 
PICARD 29-1995, and CUNNING FOX 4-3906.

The least popular fighter this week was NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JACK DANIELS 51-3084, BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856, THUNDAR BEAGLE! 
14-852, QUEEN 82--32229, PEA POD 33-7338, THE BRIDE 45-4180, BLESSING 82--16892, 
CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330, WENT TO MARKET 25-4288, and FROO-FROO 18-9589.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  5 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  2 0  LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             6  5 0  CALEAM(26)           0  2 0  KHALANI(55)          2  6 0  
JHELUM(4)            4  2 0  POINT(27)            0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  4 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  1 0  LAPUR(29)            3  2 0  ARADI(60)            1  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  3 0  IAYE(30)             2  5 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            3  1 0  ARVAT(32)            3  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             3  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   4  2 0  FIREHOLD(68)         3  2 0  
KOLACT(10)           3  2 0  MURSKA(35)           4  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        4  3 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  1 0  JHANS(36)            3  3 0  SENTERN(70)          0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  3 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          4  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  4 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  3 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    4  2 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  2 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         0  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          3  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  3 0  DWES EG(82)         20 21 0  
TALCAMA(18)          6  9 0  KRILL(44)            1  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   4  4 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  3 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  3 0  CAER(48)             2  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           2  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 41) NAMELESS TOOK 1-3195       152  68  6  THE BEARS (335)            MORDANT
 31) DEADLY BEAR 2-3688         187 151  0  THE  BEARS (1372)          NIANIA
 77) PERFECT DRUG 3-6943         65  36  0  IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)    OSKSI
  8) CUNNING FOX 4-3906         326 129  4  TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
104) COLD HANDS 5-3877           90  45  0  VELVET MAFIA (2071)        KALTOS
 63) TARLOCK 6-4615             222 208  3  THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
 13) MOTHER BEAR 7-3172         224 135  3  THE BEARS (673)            BONSUR
 55) MASQUERADE 8-2297          145  95  1  WILD THINGS 2 (2130)       ARKERS
 18) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894         356 154  2  MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL
 15) DARK GUARDIAN 10-2212      136 100  2  THE BEARS (1977)           KOLACT
152) SHOTGUN GANDHI 11-6760      44  33  0  ARMED & GREGARIOUS (1938)  ARUAK CITY
 56) SID 12-3449                105  91  1  VICIOUS VANDALS (1320)     RIZTAB
 66) BULLFROG 13-2912           150 105  0  SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)      DULLENS
264) THUNDAR BEAGLE! 14-852     141 382  2  GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
246) MALICE IN CHAINS 15-3729    75  67  0  DEVIATION (1871)           MALCORN
122) VERTIGO 16-5544             46  37  0  DRAGON'S GUARD (2050)      WILLAF
141) THE MECHANIC 17-2064        56  49  0  MARKED DECK (292)          ALJAFIR
 29) BLOOD WIZARD 18-5551       238 204  3  ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 43) PEACE 19-4280              157 148  4  DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)        ZUWAYZA
243) KHARMA 20-3112              53  43  0  WRATHMEN (2164)            SEAM

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 80) GOLDENBEARD 21-6202         83  64  2  SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
 22) NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821     160 109  0  WE BE WAR FLAILS (1834)    SOLVEN
212) WILD FIRE 24-4880           64  21  4  DISASTER (2141)            ZORPUNT
297) WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      51  66  2  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (2093)  LYRATILAN
 85) HEART BREAKER 26-4752       79  68  1  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1942)       CALEAM
215) KHRISTOPHER 27-3567         57  26  0  WRATHMEN (2167)            POINT
  4) GRIM REAVER 28-1356        243 135  6  THE BEARS (1974)           MORYA
 44) COBRA 29-4355              115  62  1  DEATH THREAT (1841)        LAPUR
115) FIREDRAKE 30-2070           86  73  3  STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
112) DEFIANCE 32-4619            99  48  1  ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
 65) DARTMAN 33-7161            159  79  4  COLGATE DAYS (1777)        NIATOLI ISLAND
  9) TOM THUMB 35-3791          137  64  1  THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
 11) DONNA 36-5966              127  65  4  BABES (1428)               JHANS
  2) FURIOUS BEAR 37-762        382 118 10  THE BEARS (844)            SIBIKHAS
203) CLARISA 38-2493             84  49  0  SOUL WARRIORS (648)        CLIFFHOME
247) DAY TURNER 40-4279          69  73  1  MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (2145)   ZENSU
103) SKITZOID SNOOPY 41-2146     47  22  0  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
250) CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     87  40  3  DUNGEON CELL (1945)        RODEKI
198) THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472      111  66  0  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (2147)   VEASTIAN
 67) MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257     81  72  0  DEVIATION (479)            KRILL
214) THE BRIDE 45-4180           57  32  2  DARQUE FORCES (2149)       STORMCROWE
 73) KRAMER 47-5191             119  90  1  SECOND BANANAS (1947)      NORTH FORK
 27) MA BEAR 48-2205            178 138  1  THE BEARS (177)            CAER
 51) MACBETH 49-2832            232 204  4  STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
  5) JACK DANIELS 51-3084       158 101  3  BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
233) TUSCAN FLAME 52-4153        36  19  0  PYROMANIA (1948)           FRATSFA
 49) FALPAWIZ 55-1342           304 188  6  LORDS OF THE SWORD (1152)  KHALANI
 23) JAKARI DRAGON LORD 56-1413 119  97  3  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (539)   ROCANIS
 74) TRIP'S TRASH 59-834        103  81  0  THE WAIVER WIRE (2072)     ILLIS
 70) BLUE MEANIE 60-4814         73  35  0  THIEVES GUILD (1649)       ARADI
238) PINK HEART 62-3643          27  19  2  MIKE'S INK (1785)          VALAMANTIS
107) SCARLET HAG 65-3237         84  84  1  ARMOR & WEAPONS (980)      DAL SHANG
  1) RABID-GERBIL 68-6931       185 108  0  THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD
 19) THE REAPER 69-8774         221 130  1  BLOOD MOON (1560)          CIMMERIAC
 92) RAZOR 70-2403              223 211  2  KAT'S PAW (1491)           SENTERN
 14) SUPERIORBOY 71-3640        122 156  1  SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (1530)  KYR'TERR
  7) SHARP 74-2739              201  88  1  CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
 58) KHYRON 75-1026             244 258  3  WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 87) ROSE 76-2357               107  70  3  COLORS (1499)              SIMTAKKA
 16) HST 78-1738                206 134  2  PRESIDENTS (1502)          LIN TIRIAN
 17) EXPLICIT 82-2474           108  60  4  CENSORED (1508)            DWES EG
190) CONSORTIUM DORK 84-7918     48  42  2  COOL DORKS (2024)          BLACKSTONE
 21) SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399      100  95  5  SEA DOGS (1817)            OLD VALAMANTIS
  6) TERMINUS 97-484            151  89  7  BUFFON (1976)              SHADOW GROVE
 99) PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909  57  47  5  ARCANE BEACH DAY (2032)    SYVYN'S HILL
 26) R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 133 108  6  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1771)  SOUTH RIDGE

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

    There was a line outside the Gladiatorial Commission's registry office.  There 
often was, but surely not now?  Alarond the Scribe, who had drawn office duty today, 
frowned at them.
    A stocky, fit, moderately handsome gladiator stepped up to the counter.  "I want a 
name-change," he said.  "How can I do my best known as," he shuddered, "'Dangling 
Eyeball'?  My name is Joe, and I want to use it."
    A small and very shapely woman stepped up beside him.  "And I am really tired of 
being known as 'DA Bait'."  She smiled, causing Alarond to sway where he stood.  "I'd 
like to be known as... Aphrodite, I think."
    The others crowded forward, each advancing a claim, the babble of voice rising to 
a roar, the crowd beginning to look like a mob--and every member of it armed and 
dangerous.
    Alarond raised his hands to quiet them, without much success.  He raised his 
voice, too.  "We'll do it!  A Name-Change-O-Rama, as soon as we can get the paperwork 
lined up!  Two or three months, maybe--"
    The gladiators howled in protest at the delay.
    "No, listen!  The files here are HUGE, it will take time to get everything 
straight.  You've got to be patient.  It WILL happen!"

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