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Date   : 01/08/2014    Duedate: 01/21/2014

PRIMUS ARENA

DM 102    TURN 628

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DO IT AGAIN 11/1870 2649 1043  33 71.7      GOLD STANDARD 75/877
    COLGATE DAYS 33/1777                        IRATE FORMATIONS 3/1934
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1907                      KILLER WORDS F3 98/1896
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 13/351                      LEGENDS OF IDAHO 82/1892
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 96/1178                     WE BE WAR FLAILS 22/1834
  2 MEPHISTO'S WA 9/636  633  410   6 60.7      13 YRS & COUNTING 82/1894
  3 BLOOD MOON 69/1560  2094 1554  12 57.4      A MATTER OF TASTE 69/2188
    NASTY PETS 82/1924                          4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS 82/1965
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/343                        ARMED & GREGARIOUS 11/1938
    YO YO TRICKS 69/1851                        BLOOD ON THE SAND 3 96/2119
    FORGE OF FURY 82/2126                     8 KAT'S PAW 70/1491   1391 1176  11 54.2
    GATES OF FIRE 74/2011                     9 INTIMIDATING 2/1795  183  156   1 54.0
    LIQUID CARNAGE 10/742                       DARK TOADS 05Q 82/2156
    BEASTS OF NEON 69/2125                   10 SUPERIOR FO 71/1530  775  720   6 51.8
    OBLIVION CLEAVERS 82/1862                   SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/1814
  4 I GOTTA GO 30/2094  1035  785   0 56.9      SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 60/1950
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/2111                     11 MIKE'S INK 62/1785   206  195   0 51.4
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/731                    THIEVES GUILD 60/1649
    LEGENDS OF TKE 2 82/2012                    BETTER OFF DEAD 1/2136
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/1796                 12 CULTS-R-US 12/1827    62   61   1 50.4
    MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/2056                13 STORIES 49/1444     1291 1285   5 50.1
    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/2147                   WEIRD AL 22/1411
    MEDAL OF HONOR F1 43/2148                   ARROGANCE 18/1190
    MEDAL OF HONOR G1 40/2145                   LETHAL LADIES 4/1375
    MEDAL OF HONOR H3 41/2146                   VIOLENT FEMS 35/1875
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA1 82/2157                  THE LADY'S LIST 6/1379
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/1961               14 THE MENTORS 10/2086    9    9   0 50.0
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/1692              15 STAR TREK 29/1066   1353 1372  14 49.7
  5-THE BEARS 1/335     3007 2441  28 55.2      GAMEHENDGE 30/1776
  6 STREET PIZZA 18/293 2502 2047  16 55.0      THE WARLOCKS 30/2143
    COMPENSATING 82/2115                        STAR GUARDIANS 56/1254
    SESAME STAPH 82/2108                        LORDS OF THE SWORD 55/1152
    DATING A FROG 82/2114                    16 DRUNKEN TOA 19/1714   93   94   1 49.7
    LBA:ELVIS FANS 82/2177                   17 CENSORED 82/1508     400  418   3 48.9
    WHY SELL THIS? 96/2117                      APPLE CIDER 21/2091
    4-LETTER ERRORS 82/2113                     INCANTATION 18/2089
    STUFF MARK SAYS 82/2112                     MOB TACTICS 82/2175
    UNJUSTLY RENAMED 82/2155                    1976 RAIDERS 82/2176
    WEST PALM COURTS 82/2180                    THIRSTY THUGS 9/1668
    STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/1891                   ROGUE WARRIOR 97/2120
    GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1771                  THIRSTY THUGS 10/1023
    WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1680                 WICKED MARTYRS 7/2085
    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1758                VICIOUS VANDALS 12/1320
  7 011510A 5/2044      3463 2863  27 54.7      LIFE'S TOO SHORT 82/2102
    042909A 2/2001                           18 RHYME TYME 55/587   1132 1224   6 48.0
    011808O 82/1995                             WE WANT RAISES 75/922
    040908F 82/2022                             SCARRY BEASTIES 74/958
    071406AD 6/2002                             GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/2144
    101308B 84/2023                          19 TOON IN 6/1592       394  439   2 47.3
    WASTELAND 18/751                            FEVER PITCH 21/2165
    NOT REALLY 82/2189                          DAPHNE'S LADIES 5/81
    WASTELAND II 7/635                          BOOGIE NIGHTS 43/1647
    MOTLEY CRUE 18/2187                         CONCEPT: HOMICIDE! 1/963

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    SOFT DRINKS 82/1920                         DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/2096
    WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/2087                  THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/2184
 20 KAOS 47/1997          68   77   0 46.9      PERFECTION QUEST 13 13/1940
    FURRY FURY 11/2005                       31 AESIR 3/631           82  116   1 41.4
    FURRY FURY 81/2154                       32 SEA DOGS 1/1836      441  627   6 41.3
    ANCIENT LORDS 82/1917                       SEA DOGS 7/1708
 21 THE PINK PA 99/1315  116  138   3 45.7      SEA DOGS 9/1937
 22 MY EX-WIFE 2/395     182  218   1 45.5      SEA DOGS 18/1782
    SICK MINDS 5/285                            SEA DOGS 21/1840
    MARKED DECK 17/292                          SEA DOGS 96/1817
    TACTICAL SURGERY 1/241                      DUNGEON CELL 42/1945
 23 ALCHEMY 18/1903      253  310   6 44.9      DUNGEON CELL 4 82/2021
    TECHNOLOGY 5/1181                           DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1993
    UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/183                        DUNGEON CELL 24 82/2020
 24 DARK TOGS 82/2069    117  146   2 44.5      DUNGEON CELL 75 82/2183
    LUROCIANS XII 82/1813                       DUNGEON CELL 77 82/1994
    LUROCIANS EXTREME 11/2048                   DUNGEON CELL 97 82/2182
    LUROCIANS LOADED 2 82/2067                  DUNGEON CELL B9 82/2070
 25-DEMONSPAWN 33/520     38   49   0 43.7      DUNGEON CELL S08C 99/2123
 26 DEVIATION 2/2042     388  501   0 43.6   33 KNIGHTS OF R 56/539  136  196   1 41.0
    DEVIATION 7/2081                         34 MMM BEER 35/2077     280  414   0 40.3
    DEVIATION 44/479                            MMM BEER! 7/2083
    DEVIATION 15/1871                           MMMM BEER! 13/2088
    DEVIATION 17/2082                           SISTERHOOD 84/1921
    PYROMANIA 52/1948                           ZOMBIE SQUAD 75/2063
    RAP ATTACKS 71/1953                         SERPENT'S HOLD 68/811
    STATE OF MIND 3/498                         SERPENTS HOLD 36/2095
    DA DOG POWNDAZ 41/1877                      YOU PAY I SLAY 8/2046
    DA DOG POWNDAZ 55/2078                      DRAGON'S GUARD 16/2050
 27 LOOK OUT!! 24/2160   292  383   1 43.3      ZOMBIE SQUAD III 22/2006
    TEAM FLOYD 38/1298                          CELESTIAL KNIGHTS 68/1951
    BLUNT FORCE 29/2161                      35 TREKKERS 29/2169      42   63   0 40.0
    VELVET MAFIA 5/2071                         CUNNING RUNTS 19/2090
    COLLEGE RADIO 98/1681                       ULTRA-VIOLENT 26/1942
    THE WAIVER WIRE 59/2072                  36 WRATHMEN 20/2164       3    5   0 37.5
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/2032                    WRATHMEN 27/2167
    MUSIC TO KILL BY 96/1740                 37 THE TAKEN 29/895      53  100   0 34.6
    ARCANE GREATS FTF 96/2162                   SOUL WARRIORS 38/648
    INTERSTELLAR PORK 33/2029                   HERO ALLIANCE 35/1246
    THE MOTHERSHIP 006 33/2037               38 CENTER FOR O 18/462   10   20   0 33.3
 28 GENERATION X 3/1933   28   37   1 43.1   39 SHEPHERDS 18/1292    185  373  11 33.2
    THE STORM FRONT 41/1944                     MIGHTY MORALS 51/1514
 29 DREAM PARK 9/1317    175  237   1 42.5      FOUND IN THE SAND 73/1516
    BATTLE SCHOOL 65/1260                    40 ILLFANG PACT 1/391   440  932   1 32.1
    ARMOR & WEAPONS 65/980                   41 GENETIC MISHA 14/32  488 1283   3 27.6
    CHEYSULI & LIR 74/1662                   42 STEEL BLADES 30/933   64  183   1 25.9
    MUTANT LEAGUE II 82/1666                    DEMONIC FURY 44/2038
 30 COLLUSION 97/1895    547  748  11 42.2   43-DARQUE FORC 45/2149    7   24   0 22.6
    COOL DORKS 84/2024                          IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/2152
    DM ROLL-UPS 82/1859                      44 A UNIT 10/1098        16   67   0 19.3
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/1275                        A UNIT 17/1026
    CONSANGUINEOUS 8/2004                       A UNIT 25/1545
    BLOODY SUNDAYS 97/1923                      A  UNIT 10/1537
    SECOND BANANAS 47/1947                      A UNIT II 17/1188
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1706                     A UNIT XV 82/1564

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Lady's Protector

     Somehow I managed to keep the throne for a second straight turn.  I will just
ignore the fact that warriors #2-13 all sat out again, and chalk up my victory to a
combination of stunning skill and Chief's well thought out strategy.
     As a wise man once opined:
"You're born, you take 'stuff'.
You get out in the world, you take more 'stuff'.
You climb a little higher, you take less 'stuff'.
Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what 'stuff'
even looks like.
Welcome to the layer cake, son."
     I am in the rarified air of the layer cake....

Cunning Fox -- Primus Guardian -- Turn 627

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  PRIMUS needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for RABID 
DOG?  NASTY PETS' proud of him after beating BLOOD PIE and getting 159 points.  Talk 
about yer big time losers!  BLOOD PIE got smashed by RABID DOG, and lost 89 points!  
This Duelmaster is like something else!  CUNNING FOX stopped EXPLICIT dead in his 
tracks!  Who was the wiseguy that said PRIMUS' Duelmaster was paying for drinks at E. 
Snee's Bar & Grill?  Don't look at me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  ANGELS OF 
PAIN was PRIMUS' most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Is there some 
deep dark secret why SHEPHERDS' been avoiding ANGELS OF PAIN so much?  Or is it just 
that they're too scared?  Like, is VIOLENT FURY popular, or what?  He was challenged 
the most in all of PRIMUS!  He's got a 127-411-1, is that good?  DREAD is being 
unfair.  It's challenged down 23 against FRAIL WHALE.  I don't know why they let this 
stuff go on.  (I'd better shut up) I was sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in 
PRIMUS.  DREAD got 29 points after beating FRAIL WHALE, 23 points below it.  Some 
fights are really unfair.  How do you think VILLIAGE IDIOT feels about being 
challenged by SNAKE OIL SALESMAN, 81 points above him?  A lotta people lost a lotta 
money in a lotta bets, when SNAKE OIL SALESMAN challenged VILLIAGE IDIOT, 81 points 
below and lost!  Send 'im to the Dark Arena!  See if I ever talk to AULIC again!  
FURIOUS ANGER was so low when He challenged he.  Hhmph!  If AULIC can't beat a 
warrior 26 points below himself, that he CHALLENGED, he oughtta be selling food in 
the stands!  ATROPOS is being unfair.  He's challenged down 19 against MALICE IN 
CHAINS.  I don't know why they let this stuff go on.  (I'd better shut up) MALICE IN 
CHAINS is a real man!  He was challenged by ATROPOS, 19 points above, and BEAT him!  
Dark Arena, anyone?  Some fights are really unfair.  How do you think VIOLENT FURY 
feels about being challenged by CONSTANCE, 125 points above him?  A lotta people lost 
a lotta money in a lotta bets, when CONSTANCE challenged VIOLENT FURY, 125 points 
below and lost!  Send 'im to the Dark Arena!  People were asking me did BLUE MEANIE 
REALLY challenge SHARKY?  (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It 
wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but SHARKY wants me to write about it since 
he was bested by BLUE MEANIE.  Satisfied?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Its been 
really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

PRIMUS GUARDIANS                   W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  1) CUNNING FOX 4-3906          329 129  4 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM

THE TOWER GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  2)-SUPERIORBOY 71-3640         122 157  1 SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (1530)  KYR'TERR
  3) THE REAPER 69-8774          224 130  1 BLOOD MOON (1560)          CIMMERIAC
  4) R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  135 109  6 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1771)  SOUTH RIDGE
  5) EXPLICIT 82-2474            109  62  4 CENSORED (1508)            DWES EG
  6) SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       102  96  5 SEA DOGS (1817)            OLD VALAMANTIS
  7) NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821      162 110    WE BE WAR FLAILS (1834)    SOLVEN
  8) JAKARI DRAGON LORD 56-1413  122  97  3 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (539)   ROCANIS
  9) MACBETH 49-2832             234 205  4 STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR

THE TOWER GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 10) MILLER KNIGHT 10-3610       159 127  5 THIRSTY THUGS (1023)       KOLACT
 11) PERFECT DRUG 3-6943          68  36    IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)    OSKSI

THE ELITE GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 12) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894          358 155  2 MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL
 13) MIPHON 10-2706              297 170  4 LIQUID CARNAGE (742)       KOLACT
 14) KRAMER 47-5191              120  92  1 SECOND BANANAS (1947)      NORTH FORK
 15) THE LITTLE ONE 56-1432      227 266  4 STAR GUARDIANS (1254)      ROCANIS
 16) LAZAR WOLF 4-1169           311 181  4 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 17)-NAMELESS TOOK 1-3195        152  68  6 THE BEARS (335)            MORDANT
 18) PEACE 19-4280               158 150  4 DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)        ZUWAYZA
 19) GRINGOLD 7-2416             102 125  4 SEA DOGS (1708)            BONSUR
 20) BLUE MEANIE 60-4814          76  35    THIEVES GUILD (1649)       ARADI
 21) FALPAWIZ 55-1342            305 190  6 LORDS OF THE SWORD (1152)  KHALANI
 22) LOWLY WORM 74-56            299 233  1 SCARRY BEASTIES (958)      DAYLA KIV
 23) MARV JR 18-9288             108  42  1 WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
 24) PICARD 29-1995              313 179  3 STAR TREK (1066)           LAPUR
 25) MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257      83  73    DEVIATION (479)            KRILL
 26) KHYRON 75-1026              245 260  3 WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 27) SID 12-3449                 105  94  1 VICIOUS VANDALS (1320)     RIZTAB
 28) CAPTAIN POLAND 18-6614      235 137  4 MOTLEY CRUE (2187)         TALCAMA
 29) BLIND BARBER 82-42371        67  44    DUNGEON CELL 77 (1994)     DWES EG
 30) BLOOD WIZARD 18-5551        240 205  3 ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 31) DARTMAN 33-7161             162  79  4 COLGATE DAYS (1777)        NIATOLI ISLAND

DEFENDERS OF THE TOWER             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 32) TARLOCK 6-4615              223 210  3 THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
 33) BULLFROG 13-2912            151 107    SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)      DULLENS
 34) PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         138  48  2 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706)    MORDANT
 35) TALON 68-5392                89  68  1 SERPENT'S HOLD (811)       FIREHOLD
 36) FLEA FLICKER 97-3087         76  53  6 BLOODY SUNDAYS (1923)      SHADOW GROVE
 37) SHARKY 18-5306              188 268  4 ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 38) PERFECT SNOTLING 60-8403     53  23    SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950)ARADI
 39) RAZOR 70-2403               224 213  2 KAT'S PAW (1491)           SENTERN
 40) MORTICIAN 2-3890            107  29  2 INTIMIDATING (1795)        NIANIA
 41) TRIP'S TRASH 59-834         106  81    THE WAIVER WIRE (2072)     ILLIS
 42) LUCRETIA BORGIA 4-3563      170 215    LETHAL LADIES (1375)       JHELUM
 43) CALAVERA 9-4915              87  66    THIRSTY THUGS (1668)       ZUKAL
 44) GOLDENBEARD 21-6202          86  64  2 SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
 45) NEPTUNE 38-2780              69  50    SOUL WARRIORS (648)        CLIFFHOME
 46) BLESSING 82-48644            61  56    DM ROLL-UPS (1859)         DWES EG
 47) DOC STEELE 18-5277          224 231 11 ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 48) A NEW PONY! 82-1306         143 144  1 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1680) DWES EG
 49) HEART BREAKER 26-4752        82  68  1 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1942)       CALEAM
 50) SITTING BULL 4-1016         259 176  8 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 51) SISTER X 12-6340            109 103  1 CULTS-R-US (1827)          RIZTAB
 52) WAYWARD SON 1-8180           86  44  4 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706)    MORDANT
 53) BIG DADDY KANE 71-285        59  46  2 RAP ATTACKS (1953)         KYR'TERR
 54) SOULSNARE 82-37248           77  52    OBLIVION CLEAVERS (1862)   DWES EG
 55) AMISH PARADISE 22-5170      229 214  7 WEIRD AL (1411)            SOLVEN
 56) ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         152  70    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
 57) SAMURAI 75-3119             105  67  1 GOLD STANDARD (877)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 58) SNOTMAN 97-2611              71  67  7 COLLUSION (1895)           SHADOW GROVE
 59) KAIDEN 35-3108              201 215  2 VIOLENT FEMS (1875)        MURSKA
 60) LEE AT TOURNEY 4-3565       248 247  1 LETHAL LADIES (1375)       JHELUM
 61) HAGAR 3-3717                 55  32    AESIR (631)                OSKSI

LEGION OF THE WAND                 W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 62) ROCKWELL 7-5003              55  54    UNDEAD ARTISTS (183)       BONSUR
 63) PLACES THE LOTION... 98-909  58  49  5 ARCANE BEACH DAY (2032)    SYVYN'S HILL
 64) CREDIT LINE 82-1366          86  91    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1758)DWES EG
 65) DOMINION 22-5043             78  71    ZOMBIE SQUAD III (2006)    SOLVEN
 66) GROGGY DOGGY 55-223         232 320    RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI

LEGION OF THE WAND                 W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 67) SCARLET HAG 65-3237          85  86  1 ARMOR & WEAPONS (980)      DAL SHANG
 68) SKITZOID SNOOPY 41-2146      48  24    DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
 69) COLD HANDS 5-3877            92  46    VELVET MAFIA (2071)        KALTOS
 70)-AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         200 105  2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
 71) JUNKYARD DOG 55-3179         78  66  2 DA DOG POWNDAZ (2078)      KHALANI
 72) SOLOMON 35-2758              66  42  1 HERO ALLIANCE (1246)       MURSKA
 73) MANIC 9-4297                123  50  2 DREAM PARK (1317)          ZUKAL
 74)-BOBS AND DOGS 82-55985       82  49    SOFT DRINKS (1920)         DWES EG
 75) ALVIN YORK 3-6156           181 125    OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
 76) DEFIANCE 32-4619            102  48  1 ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
 77) FIREDRAKE 30-2070            89  73  3 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
 78) SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5-5033       71  18  1 011510A (2044)             KALTOS
 79) NINJA WARTHOG 96-413        138  69  7 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1178)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 80) SWIFT 75-181                294 236  5 WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 81) SHAVED MAMMOTH 13-3607      216  96  1 SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)      DULLENS
 82) FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862         235 233  2 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 83) LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82-55739  104  58    13 YRS & COUNTING (1894)   DWES EG
 84) PIECE OF 12 BUCKS 99-321    141 143  6 THE PINK PANSIES (1315)    SOUTH RIDGE
 85) VERTIGO 16-5544              48  38    DRAGON'S GUARD (2050)      WILLAF
 86) URBANE ELF 33-2253           92  63    THE MOTHERSHIP 006 (2037)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 87) TELA 30-2973                 79 184  2 GAMEHENDGE (1776)          IAYE
 88) SPIRITBANE 7-1601           121 104  1 MMM BEER! (2083)           BONSUR
 89) GOLDWRAP 82-11886            94  53    SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (1814)  DWES EG
 90) MR. GHERKIN 6-6385           50  15    071406AD (2002)            TRANSEL
 91) THE MONARCH 2-5688           66  28    042909A (2001)             NIANIA
 92) AXE MURDERER 82-51085        58  40  2 DUNGEON CELL 4 (2021)      DWES EG
 93) HAM BURGLAR 99-1620          81  59  4 DUNGEON CELL S08C (2123)   SOUTH RIDGE
 94) SKITZO FRAY NICK 3-2912      48  34    STATE OF MIND (498)        OSKSI
 95) DREAD 32-4666                75  33    ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
 96) FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809    65  48  4 COLLEGE RADIO (1681)       SYVYN'S HILL
 97) MANDRAKE 68-3259             92  78  1 SERPENT'S HOLD (811)       FIREHOLD
 98) PINK MINK 55-220            284 258  2 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 99) CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     208 126  3 YO YO TRICKS (1851)        CIMMERIAC
100) ZALTAN 6-4616               167 265  4 THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
101) THE MECHANIC 17-2064         58  50    MARKED DECK (292)          ALJAFIR

THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
102) CHEMICAL WEDDING 1-3167      54  30  1 CONCEPT: HOMICIDE! (963)   MORDANT
103) NEOPHYTE 82-4574            117 103  1 LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (2012)    DWES EG
104) JANE FONDA 5-1981            70  44  2 SICK MINDS (285)           KALTOS
105) BELIAL 7-3838               187  99  3 WICKED MARTYRS (2085)      BONSUR
106) RABID DOG 82-1078            47  58    NASTY PETS (1924)          DWES EG
107) SUPER SENIOR 3-4728          68  63  5 GENERATION X (1933)        OSKSI
108)-NAPOLEON DYNAMITE 82-32893   93  54    LEGENDS OF IDAHO (1892)    DWES EG
109) SHADOW ANGEL 82-45588        84  64  1 ANCIENT LORDS (1917)       DWES EG
110) MARV 82-41424                69  33    4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS (1965)  DWES EG
111) BEAN 65-4972                103  68  2 BATTLE SCHOOL (1260)       DAL SHANG
112) LINK HOGTHROB 33-5358        51  40    INTERSTELLAR PORK (2029)   NIATOLI ISLAND
113) SHOTGUN GANDHI 11-6760       45  35    ARMED & GREGARIOUS (1938)  ARUAK CITY
114)-PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         164 107  4 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (1692) LAPUR
115) FRAIL WHALE 55-1968         224 297  3 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
116) POWERLUNGERITIS 6-1504       86  69    TOON IN (1592)             TRANSEL
117) PARROT KEEPER 21-6157        63  41  2 SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
118) VIOLENT FURY 14-303         127 411  1 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
119) JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     108  76  2 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (2056)   KATI-TEI
120) BLACK WIDOW 82-33748         63  84    DUNGEON CELL 24 (2020)     DWES EG
121) CARDINAL KRAKEN 69-8569      53  33  1 BEASTS OF NEON (2125)      CIMMERIAC
122) CANDIRU 18-9624              47  13    STREET PIZZA (293)         TALCAMA
123) BULLETPROOF MONK 11-4999     36  32  2 LUROCIANS EXTREME (2048)   ARUAK CITY
124) VIGO 18-6086                103  58  1 ALCHEMY (1903)             TALCAMA
125) GOSSAMER 35-3656             74  57  1 MMM BEER (2077)            MURSKA
126) CONUNDRUM 8-4892             75  55  1 CONSANGUINEOUS (2004)      ARKERS
127) DR. LUNGPUNCTURE 1-2698      68  54  3 TACTICAL SURGERY (241)     MORDANT

THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
128) BETTERTHANEVER 7-5932        49  25  1 WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
129) TAPS 96-841                  45  47  5 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1740)    OLD VALAMANTIS
130) MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! 60-8618    72  44  1 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950)ARADI
131)-NIGHTBRINGER 75-3372         36  36  1 ZOMBIE SQUAD (2063)        JADE MOUNTAIN
132) JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143     38  28    PERFECTION QUEST 13 (1940) DULLENS
133) DRASTIC MEASURES 2-4537      73  51  1 DEVIATION (2042)           NIANIA
134) ROYAL PRETENDER 82-33733    109 111    DUNGEON CELL 21 (1993)     DWES EG
135)-CALYX 30-4151               103 110  2 I GOTTA GO (2094)          IAYE
136) HITLER 5-1958                64  54    SICK MINDS (285)           KALTOS
137) JOSH 18-9109                 43  42    SHEPHERDS (1292)           TALCAMA
138)-DAMEON 33-1921               78  72  2 DEMONSPAWN (520)           NIATOLI ISLAND
139) WHIRLING INSELBERG 3-6924    33  37    IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)    OSKSI
140) FGC 47-6648                  59  34    KAOS (1997)                NORTH FORK
141) #NULL 82-54215               48  30  2 011808O (1995)             DWES EG
142) LOST BLONDE 2-2242           59  42  1 MY EX-WIFE (395)           NIANIA
143) CONSORTIUM DORK 84-7918      49  44  2 COOL DORKS (2024)          BLACKSTONE
144) WRATH OF ONE 82-11628        68  96  2 LUROCIANS XII (1813)       DWES EG
145) HEMLOCK 68-2193              64  89  2 CELESTIAL KNIGHTS (1951)   FIREHOLD
146) WYRD 1-8156                  70  77  2 SWEORDMASTERS (1275)       MORDANT
147) THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       112  68    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (2147)   VEASTIAN
148) CRYSOPRASE 1-3266           145 144  3 ILLFANG PACT (391)         MORDANT
149) CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       162  82  2 THE WARLOCKS (2143)        IAYE
150) FURIOUS ANGER 17-5753        46  43    DEVIATION (2082)           ALJAFIR
151) SLAYER II 10-2125            55  36  1 THE MENTORS (2086)         KOLACT

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
152) GAD 18-9239                  52  54  1 SHEPHERDS (1292)           TALCAMA
153) VILLIAGE IDIOT 14-304       298 364  2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
154) DRINK HARD 82-9194           15  21    LIFE'S TOO SHORT (2102)    DWES EG
155) FURIOUS FOX 81-143           49  49  1 FURRY FURY (2154)          SHADOWSPIRE
156) HYDROPONICUS 29-4605         45  31    BLUNT FORCE (2161)         LAPUR
157) QUEEN 82-33307               34  21    DARK TOADS 05Q (2156)      DWES EG
158)-WILLOW 82-53414              25   9  2 DARK TOGS (2069)           DWES EG
159) KHARMA 20-3112               55  44    WRATHMEN (2164)            SEAM
160) PINK HEART 62-3643           28  21  2 MIKE'S INK (1785)          VALAMANTIS
161) CLARISA 38-2493              86  50    SOUL WARRIORS (648)        CLIFFHOME
162) EIGHTH MATE 9-5437           34  17    SEA DOGS (1937)            ZUKAL
163) BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570       85  79    DO IT AGAIN (1870)         ARUAK CITY
164) DECK SWAB 18-2148            69 105  2 SEA DOGS (1782)            TALCAMA
165) CREATOR RUSH 84-5327         56  31  4 101308B (2023)             BLACKSTONE
166) ZALGOR PRIGG 82-15204        54  49  1 MUTANT LEAGUE II (1666)    DWES EG
167)-KAORU MOTO 82-48418          72  36    MEDAL OF HONOR AA1 (2157)  DWES EG
168) EDDIE RICKENBACKER 82-17776  89 124  3 MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (1961)  DWES EG
169) KNOTHANDLER 21-6555          60  42  2 SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
170) POOP SLINGER 24-4478         49  13    LOOK OUT!! (2160)          ZORPUNT
171) WIPEY 82-12634               31  22    UNJUSTLY RENAMED (2155)    DWES EG
172) KHRISTOPHER 27-3567          58  28    WRATHMEN (2167)            POINT
173) BARROCH 18-2684             105 102  1 SHEPHERDS (1292)           TALCAMA
174) BALISONG 75-3376             37  28    ZOMBIE SQUAD (2063)        JADE MOUNTAIN
175) IRON SHACKLE 82-50451        26   7    DUNGEON CELL 75 (2183)     DWES EG
176) AULIC 25-3944                38  37    A UNIT (1545)              LYRATILAN
177) STINGRAY 30-2264             48  64    STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
178) MALICE IN CHAINS 15-3729     78  67    DEVIATION (1871)           MALCORN
179) PHANTASMAL 84-10204          45  45    SISTERHOOD (1921)          BLACKSTONE
180) PO'D PANDA 81-147            36  26  2 FURRY FURY (2154)          SHADOWSPIRE
181) SUICIDE 21-4832              44  24  1 APPLE CIDER (2091)         SUNSET
182) JETSAM 1-8172                62  41  1 SEA DOGS (1836)            MORDANT
183) FUGAZI 38-3565               42  54  2 TEAM FLOYD (1298)          CLIFFHOME
184) SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558       102  85  7 STREET PIZZA (293)         TALCAMA
185) TUSCAN FLAME 52-4153         38  20    PYROMANIA (1948)           FRATSFA
186) CEER 96-1537                 38  49  4 THE BLOODGUARD 2 (2184)    OLD VALAMANTIS
187) ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426       94 123  1 MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (1961)  DWES EG
188) PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748   38  23  3 ARCANE GREATS FTF (2162)   OLD VALAMANTIS

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
189) THUNDAR BEAGLE! 14-852      144 382  2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
190) BITTER EMPLOYEES 82-37737    38  26  1 WEST PALM COURTS (2180)    DWES EG
191) WEBBED BEAUS 82-36458        50  57  1 DATING A FROG (2114)       DWES EG
192)-THE BRIDE 45-4180            57  33  2 DARQUE FORCES (2149)       STORMCROWE
193)-ELRIC 82-27440               26  10    LUROCIANS LOADED 2 (2067)  DWES EG
194)-JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705         101  83  1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
195) FIBULARIS 82-28877          109 109  1 MUSCLE MEN 4 (2111)        DWES EG
196) POLYNIKES 74-4191            53  45    GATES OF FIRE (2011)       DAYLA KIV
197) ATROPOS 17-4236              46  48    A UNIT II (1188)           ALJAFIR
198) SCREAMING EAGLE 4-6498       48  52  1 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
199)-DEAD LEE 8-3142              41  51    YOU PAY I SLAY (2046)      ARKERS
200) MOHNSOON MAYHEM 41-4444      40  43    THE STORM FRONT (1944)     KATI-TEI
201) CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330        53  60  1 TECHNOLOGY (1181)          KALTOS
202) CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488      88  42  3 DUNGEON CELL (1945)        RODEKI
203) FANG 36-7526                 25  10    SERPENTS HOLD (2095)       JHANS
204) BART SIMPSON 19-5072         61  58  1 CUNNING RUNTS (2090)       ZUWAYZA
205) SAM ADAMS 13-5376            48  41  1 MMMM BEER! (2088)          DULLENS
206)-PORSCHE 82-41317             35  23    COMPENSATING (2115)        DWES EG
207) FROO-FROO 18-9589            87  40  4 CENTER FOR OLDS (462)      TALCAMA
208) MR. STREPTOCOCCUS 82-26366   72  51    SESAME STAPH (2108)        DWES EG
209) NECROMANCER 18-6386          41  33    INCANTATION (2089)         TALCAMA
210) AZMUS 82-4139                32  33    MOB TACTICS (2175)         DWES EG
211) TEPID FELONY 98-1081         57  53  4 KILLER WORDS F3 (1896)     SYVYN'S HILL
212) ED 209 5-3955                58  88  4 TECHNOLOGY (1181)          KALTOS
213) ROBERT DUNLAP 41-4378        80  61    MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (2146)   KATI-TEI
214) HOUSE MOUSE 55-221          218 329  3 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
215)-EVANGELION 59-2340           46  45  1 IMPROVED ILLUSION (2152)   ILLIS
216) BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856       46  40  1 WISH YOU WERE BEER (2087)  RIZTAB
217)-DUMB BROAD 2-2227            46  46  1 MY EX-WIFE (395)           NIANIA
218) SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272       56  39  1 SEA DOGS (1782)            TALCAMA
219) NIGHTBINDER 82-3120          45  49  2 FORGE OF FURY (2126)       DWES EG
220)-OTIS 3-6501                 135  82  6 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
221) RAZORS EDGE 7-2400           96  61  1 DEVIATION (2081)           BONSUR
222) ASHAR 30-1777                66  81  3 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
223) E AHO LAULA 21-4224          57  39    FEVER PITCH (2165)         SUNSET
224) SMUG BUG 55-2900            142 221    RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
225) WILLIE BROWN 82-13201        30  21    1976 RAIDERS (2176)        DWES EG
226) THE LADY 29-2226             84  70  1 THE TAKEN (895)            LAPUR
227) BLOOD PIE 96-1918           113  82  6 WHY SELL THIS? (2117)      OLD VALAMANTIS
228) SHY MEERKAT 11-7140          29  32    FURRY FURY (2005)          ARUAK CITY
229) AMANDA 10-3449               39  44    A UNIT (1098)              KOLACT
230) UH-OH 82-33703               58  64  2 STUFF MARK SAYS (2112)     DWES EG
231) QUARK 29-5505                49  49  1 TREKKERS (2169)            LAPUR
232) BOATSWAIN 18-9958            49  36  1 SEA DOGS (1782)            TALCAMA
233) DAY TURNER 40-4279           69  76  1 MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (2145)   ZENSU
234) SNAKE OIL SALESMAN 82-49671  63  73  1 DUNGEON CELL 97 (2182)     DWES EG
235) FLESH FLAYER 26-4751         80  67  1 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1942)       CALEAM
236)-LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149       66  39  1 BOOGIE NIGHTS (1647)       VEASTIAN
237) ARTHUR DEFRANZO 3-6646       93 101  1 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
238) RED DAWG 41-2689             69  49  2 DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
239) CONSTANCE 5-396              87  52    DAPHNE'S LADIES (81)       KALTOS
240) MIFFED SANDY 96-3444         55  28  3 BLOOD ON THE SAND 3 (2119) OLD VALAMANTIS
241) MARCINKO 97-961             102  52  5 ROGUE WARRIOR (2120)       SHADOW GROVE
242) LEO POWERS 43-4599           78  71    MEDAL OF HONOR F1 (2148)   VEASTIAN
243) KOOKABURRA 33-4151          166 200  5 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (2144)  NIATOLI ISLAND
244) AMATEUR EMBALMER 82-53433    44  62  3 DUNGEON CELL B9 (2070)     DWES EG
245) SACRIFICE 51-4947            14  44  2 MIGHTY MORALS (1514)       TRICORUS
246) WYNETT 30-2340               55  80  2 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
247) DORIE MILLER 3-6683         105  86  2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
248) TANNY 36-7429                39  48    SERPENTS HOLD (2095)       JHANS
249) GONE TO GEORGIA 82-28596     29  27    STREET PIZZAD XXI (1891)   DWES EG
250) UNCLE FEISTY 82-55652        48  40    040908F (2022)             DWES EG
251) AVAUNT 10-4170               42  36  2 A  UNIT (1537)             KOLACT

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
252) GAFF 82-34939                70  55  1 4-LETTER ERRORS (2113)     DWES EG
253) ALIX 74-2701                 41  56    CHEYSULI & LIR (1662)      DAYLA KIV
254) VIOLATOR 44-2122             60  83  1 DEMONIC FURY (2038)        KRILL
255) SUNGLASSES 73-3223           14  27  1 FOUND IN THE SAND (1516)   ERINIKA
256) TONY SIRAGUSA 1-7882         45  38    BETTER OFF DEAD (2136)     MORDANT
257)-MY FAIR LADY 5-3739          28  22    DAPHNE'S LADIES (81)       KALTOS
258) HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM 82-16584 63  66    LBA:ELVIS FANS (2177)      DWES EG
259) RAMPAGE 32-5076              23   8    ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
260) BLINKY 18-2683               76 137  4 SHEPHERDS (1292)           TALCAMA
261) TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127      57  52  1 DARK CIRCLE TOYS (2096)    CIMMERIAC
262) ATONEMENT 82-761             48  36    A UNIT XV (1564)           DWES EG
263) CALIGULA 17-3737             44  41  2 A UNIT (1026)              ALJAFIR

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BIG DADDY KANE viciously subdued HAGAR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
SAMURAI subdued SWIFT in a exciting 4 minute Challenge melee.
KRAMER was overpowered by MENDELSSOHN in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
SUSHI SLINGER was overpowered by R IS FOR REPUGNANT in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
MASKED INTRUDER was viciously subdued by GRINGOLD in a 4 minute Challenge duel.
BULLFROG was narrowly defeated by BLIND BARBER in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
DARTMAN handily defeated TARLOCK in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
BLUE MEANIE overpowered SHARKY in a popular 4 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
BLESSING was narrowly defeated by CALAVERA in a popular 8 minute gory Challenge melee.
PRODIGAL SON narrowly defeated TALON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
SKITZOID SNOOPY slimly won victory over COLD HANDS in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
DEFIANCE subdued PIECE OF 12 BUCKS in a popular 3 minute Challenge brawl.
SKITZO FRAY NICK was viciously subdued by VERTIGO in a 6 minute Challenge conflict.
THE MECHANIC defeated CHEMICAL WEDDING in a action packed 3 minute Challenge struggle.
JANE FONDA was handily defeated by CHOKING CHICKEN in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
DREAD devastated FRAIL WHALE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
NINJA WARTHOG demolished SPIRITBANE in a exciting 8 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
QUEEN handily defeated WIPEY in a popular 3 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
LOST BLONDE was vanquished by ROYAL PRETENDER in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SNAKE OIL SALESMAN was handily defeated by VILLIAGE IDIOT in a 2 minute contest.
WYRD narrowly defeated ZALGOR PRIGG in a exciting 5 minute gory Challenge duel.
AULIC slimly lost to FURIOUS ANGER in a popular 4 minute Challenge fight.
CONUNDRUM savagely defeated TAPS in a exciting 22 minute gruesome Challenge melee.
CEER was overcome by PO'D PANDA in a action packed 1 minute Challenge bout.
DRASTIC MEASURES was savagely defeated by GOSSAMER in a 4 minute competition.
RAMPAGE was defeated by AVAUNT in a action packed 6 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
ATROPOS was savagely defeated by MALICE IN CHAINS in a 4 minute Challenge match.
CONSTANCE was defeated by VIOLENT FURY in a exciting 4 minute Challenge bout.
HITLER savagely defeated HEMLOCK in a exciting 8 minute bloody Challenge fray.
TUSCAN FLAME vanquished PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TICKLE ME HOFFA savagely defeated ATONEMENT in a 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
POWERLUNGERITIS beat DR. LUNGPUNCTURE in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
CUNNING FOX overpowered EXPLICIT in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Title match.
BLOOD WIZARD was subdued by PERFECT DRUG in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
THE REAPER viciously subdued CAPTAIN POLAND in a crowd pleasing 9 minute brutal bout.
THE LITTLE ONE was handily defeated by MACBETH in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
NEBUCHADNEZZAR subdued SID in a action packed 2 minute duel.
MILLER KNIGHT was bested by JAKARI DRAGON LORD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
MIPHON handily defeated FALPAWIZ in a exciting 5 minute bloody mismatched fight.
KHYRON viciously subdued SITTING BULL in a exciting 34 minute brutal conflict.
A NEW PONY! was savagely defeated by LAZAR WOLF in a popular 4 minute gruesome battle.
PICARD savagely defeated ROCKWELL in a action packed 3 minute gory bout.
PEACE overcame CREDIT LINE in a exciting 2 minute brutal duel.
MARV JR viciously subdued ETERNAL D.J. in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
DOC STEELE was defeated by LOWLY WORM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
SCARLET HAG handily defeated SOLOMON in a exciting 5 minute brutal mismatched match.
PERFECT SNOTLING viciously subdued RAZOR in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal fight.
PLACES THE LOTION... was savagely defeated by SNOTMAN in a 2 minute contest.
SISTER X overpowered GROGGY DOGGY in a popular 4 minute gory mismatched duel.
NEPTUNE devastated SINGING LUNATIC in a 2 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
FLEA FLICKER overpowered DOMINION in a exciting 3 minute bloody uneven fight.
LEE AT TOURNEY demolished LINK HOGTHROB in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LUCRETIA BORGIA overpowered SHOTGUN GANDHI in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
TRIP'S TRASH won victory over MANIC in a popular 2 minute bout.
LITTLE GIRL CRUSH was savagely defeated by MORTICIAN in a 4 minute fight.
KAIDEN was savagely defeated by GOLDENBEARD in a exciting 2 minute gruesome battle.
AMISH PARADISE overpowered URBANE ELF in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
JUNKYARD DOG was vanquished by WAYWARD SON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
HEART BREAKER subdued PARROT KEEPER in a popular 2 minute gory bout.
PINK MINK was defeated by SOULSNARE in a action packed 2 minute bloody brawl.
TELA overpowered HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FIREDRAKE devastated SHY MEERKAT in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided battle.
NEOPHYTE handily defeated MARCINKO in a action packed 2 minute mismatched match.
GOLDWRAP vanquished CREATOR RUSH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MARV handily defeated BART SIMPSON in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome uneven match.
SHADOW ANGEL demolished ROBERT DUNLAP in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
AXE MURDERER devastated JOSH in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
SHEWISH WHALER was handily defeated by BELIAL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLOOD PIE was demolished by RABID DOG in a exciting 3 minute brutal one-sided contest.
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE was viciously subdued by SHAVED MAMMOTH in a 5 minute duel.
HAM BURGLAR handily defeated TEPID FELONY in a 1 minute uneven match.
MANDRAKE overpowered MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! in a 9 minute one-sided competition.
BEAN overpowered CRYSOPRASE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
MR. GHERKIN handily defeated ALIX in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
ZALTAN overpowered FURIOUS FOX in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven battle.
SCOOTIE PUFF JR overpowered MR. STREPTOCOCCUS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
CAPTAIN CRUNCH slimly lost to THE MONARCH in a 2 minute struggle.
ALVIN YORK overpowered FLESH FLAYER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
SUPER SENIOR demolished IRON SHACKLE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel.
FUNNY BUNNY vanquished BLINKY in a exciting 2 minute brutal mismatched duel.
HOUSE MOUSE was viciously subdued by BULLETPROOF MONK in a 6 minute fight.
SMUG BUG handily defeated SUNGLASSES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
SACRIFICE was demolished by CANDIRU in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
FGC overpowered BALISONG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory uneven contest.
VIOLATOR was overpowered by CAPTURED ORC in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
LEO POWERS was devastated by QUARK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome uneven match.
THOMAS FOWLER was viciously subdued by BLACK WIDOW in a exciting 2 minute melee.
CHATTY CABALIST overpowered GONE TO GEORGIA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PINK HEART demolished POLYNIKES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.
MOHNSOON MAYHEM was vanquished by CARDINAL KRAKEN in a 2 minute uneven duel.
JAMES DOOLITTLE defeated STINGRAY in a exciting 2 minute match.
RED DAWG was vanquished by BIONIC BUFFALO in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
DAY TURNER was devastated by AMANDA in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
FUGAZI was demolished by BETTERTHANEVER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CLARISA viciously subdued KHRISTOPHER in a action packed 2 minute bloody match.
FANG was devastated by SUICIDE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
TANNY was beaten by ASHAR in a 2 minute bout.
KOOKABURRA was narrowly defeated by EDDIE RICKENBACKER in a 2 minute conflict.
CRAZY FINGERS won victory over GAFF in a 2 minute brawl.
WYNETT was demolished by SOLSBURY HILL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
NIGHTBINDER was demolished by EIGHTH MATE in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
AZMUS was overpowered by WEBBED BEAUS in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
HYDROPONICUS defeated SAM ADAMS in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
DRINK HARD viciously subdued THE LADY in a exciting 4 minute brutal battle.
WRATH OF ONE handily defeated POOP SLINGER in a exciting 2 minute one-sided melee.
WILLIE BROWN was overpowered by #NULL in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
ROY BENAVIDEZ was devastated by KNOTHANDLER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FIBULARIS was vanquished by CONSORTIUM DORK in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
UH-OH was savagely defeated by RAZORS EDGE in a popular 3 minute bloody battle.
BITTER EMPLOYEES was overpowered by THUNDAR BEAGLE! in a 1 minute uneven fight.
E AHO LAULA was vanquished by NECROMANCER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
KHARMA overpowered BOATSWAIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
AMATEUR EMBALMER was devastated by ED 209 in a action packed 1 minute uneven conflict.
UNCLE FEISTY was beaten by BAWDY BUZZ BUD in a action packed 1 minute contest.
PHANTASMAL won victory over FROO-FROO in a popular 2 minute brutal competition.
GAD won victory over DORIE MILLER in a 2 minute struggle.
MIFFED SANDY was handily defeated by DECK SWAB in a popular 2 minute one-sided match.
VIGO overpowered WHIRLING INSELBERG in a action packed 2 minute one-sided contest.
BARROCH was demolished by SLAYER II in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
CALIGULA was narrowly defeated by JUMPINJACK FLASH in a exciting 5 minute gory duel.
SCREAMING EAGLE viciously subdued ARTHUR DEFRANZO in a popular 2 minute struggle.
JETSAM outlasted TONY SIRAGUSA in a crowd pleasing 9 minute gruesome bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      80         PARRY-STRIKE      43 -  31 -  0      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  66         AIMED BLOW       421 - 356 -  2      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     20         PARRY-LUNGE      102 -  90 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 19         LUNGING ATTACK   416 - 405 -  1      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   19         PARRY-RIPOSTE     32 -  34 -  0      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         WALL OF STEEL     91 - 111 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     9         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  16 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         SLASHING ATTACK   87 - 109 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         TOTAL PARRY       41 -  61 -  0      40  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  20 -  0      39  |

Turn 628 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    9 - 10         6  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  8     WALL OF STEEL      9 - 10         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        47 - 33     PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  5         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK    29 - 37         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  4     
                              TOTAL PARRY        5 -  8     
                              BASHING ATTACK     1 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   RANK WARRIOR                     W   L  K TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK     1) CUNNING FOX 4-3906        329 129  4 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)
AIMED BLOW         3) THE REAPER 69-8774        224 130  1 BLOOD MOON (1560)
SLASHING ATTACK    6) SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399     102  96  5 SEA DOGS (1817)
WALL OF STEEL     11) PERFECT DRUG 3-6943        68  36  0 IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)
PARRY-LUNGE       13) MIPHON 10-2706            297 170  4 LIQUID CARNAGE (742)
TOTAL PARRY       28) CAPTAIN POLAND 18-6614    235 137  4 MOTLEY CRUE (2187)
PARRY-STRIKE      65) DOMINION 22-5043           78  71  0 ZOMBIE SQUAD III (2006)
PARRY-RIPOSTE     72) SOLOMON 35-2758            66  42  1 HERO ALLIANCE (1246)
STRIKING ATTACK   82) FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862       235 233  2 RHYME TYME (587)

FIGHTING STYLE   RANK WARRIOR                     W   L  K TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   164) DECK SWAB 18-2148          69 105  2 SEA DOGS (1782)

The overall popularity leader is PINK MINK 55-220.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BLESSING 82--16892.  The ten other most popular fighters were CALAVERA 
9-4915, NINJA WARTHOG 96-413, THE REAPER 69-8774, CAPTAIN POLAND 18-6614, 
MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! 60-8618, HITLER 5-1958, JETSAM 1-8172, TONY SIRAGUSA 1-7882, 
BULLETPROOF MONK 11-4999, and TAPS 96-841.

The least popular fighter this week was SITTING BULL 4-1016.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BOATSWAIN 18-9958, SACRIFICE 51-4947, PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 
96-3748, BARROCH 18-2684, WHIRLING INSELBERG 3-6924, E AHO LAULA 21-4224, ROY 
BENAVIDEZ 82-18426, POOP SLINGER 24-4478, NIGHTBINDER 82-3120, and FANG 36-7526.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           4  4 0  SOLVEN(22)           2  1 0  KHALANI(55)          2  6 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  2 0  ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             3  6 0  LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            5  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  4 0  POINT(27)            0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  1 0  LAPUR(29)            3  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  2 0  IAYE(30)             4  2 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  2 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            2  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        4  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             3  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  3 0  SENTERN(70)          0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           4  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  2 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  2 0  JHANS(36)            0  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          2  2 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            3  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  DWES EG(82)         16 23 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       2  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  2 0  KRILL(44)            0  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  6 0  
TALCAMA(18)          7 10 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  3 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  2 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 34) PRODIGAL SON 1-7937        138  48  2  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706)    MORDANT
 40) MORTICIAN 2-3890           107  29  2  INTIMIDATING (1795)        NIANIA
 11) PERFECT DRUG 3-6943         68  36  0  IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)    OSKSI
  1) CUNNING FOX 4-3906         329 129  4  TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 69) COLD HANDS 5-3877           92  46  0  VELVET MAFIA (2071)        KALTOS
 32) TARLOCK 6-4615             223 210  3  THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
 19) GRINGOLD 7-2416            102 125  4  SEA DOGS (1708)            BONSUR
126) CONUNDRUM 8-4892            75  55  1  CONSANGUINEOUS (2004)      ARKERS
 12) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894         358 155  2  MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL
 10) MILLER KNIGHT 10-3610      159 127  5  THIRSTY THUGS (1023)       KOLACT
113) SHOTGUN GANDHI 11-6760      45  35  0  ARMED & GREGARIOUS (1938)  ARUAK CITY
 27) SID 12-3449                105  94  1  VICIOUS VANDALS (1320)     RIZTAB
 33) BULLFROG 13-2912           151 107  0  SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)      DULLENS
118) VIOLENT FURY 14-303        127 411  1  GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
178) MALICE IN CHAINS 15-3729    78  67  0  DEVIATION (1871)           MALCORN
 85) VERTIGO 16-5544             48  38  0  DRAGON'S GUARD (2050)      WILLAF
101) THE MECHANIC 17-2064        58  50  0  MARKED DECK (292)          ALJAFIR
 23) MARV JR 18-9288            108  42  1  WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
 18) PEACE 19-4280              158 150  4  DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)        ZUWAYZA
159) KHARMA 20-3112              55  44  0  WRATHMEN (2164)            SEAM
 44) GOLDENBEARD 21-6202         86  64  2  SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
  7) NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821     162 110  0  WE BE WAR FLAILS (1834)    SOLVEN
170) POOP SLINGER 24-4478        49  13  0  LOOK OUT!! (2160)          ZORPUNT
176) AULIC 25-3944               38  37  0  A UNIT (1545)              LYRATILAN
 49) HEART BREAKER 26-4752       82  68  1  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1942)       CALEAM
172) KHRISTOPHER 27-3567         58  28  0  WRATHMEN (2167)            POINT

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 24) PICARD 29-1995             313 179  3  STAR TREK (1066)           LAPUR
 77) FIREDRAKE 30-2070           89  73  3  STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
 76) DEFIANCE 32-4619           102  48  1  ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
 31) DARTMAN 33-7161            162  79  4  COLGATE DAYS (1777)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 59) KAIDEN 35-3108             201 215  2  VIOLENT FEMS (1875)        MURSKA
203) FANG 36-7526                25  10  0  SERPENTS HOLD (2095)       JHANS
 45) NEPTUNE 38-2780             69  50  0  SOUL WARRIORS (648)        CLIFFHOME
233) DAY TURNER 40-4279          69  76  1  MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (2145)   ZENSU
 68) SKITZOID SNOOPY 41-2146     48  24  0  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
202) CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     88  42  3  DUNGEON CELL (1945)        RODEKI
147) THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472      112  68  0  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (2147)   VEASTIAN
 25) MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257     83  73  0  DEVIATION (479)            KRILL
 14) KRAMER 47-5191             120  92  1  SECOND BANANAS (1947)      NORTH FORK
  9) MACBETH 49-2832            234 205  4  STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
245) SACRIFICE 51-4947           14  44  2  MIGHTY MORALS (1514)       TRICORUS
185) TUSCAN FLAME 52-4153        38  20  0  PYROMANIA (1948)           FRATSFA
 21) FALPAWIZ 55-1342           305 190  6  LORDS OF THE SWORD (1152)  KHALANI
  8) JAKARI DRAGON LORD 56-1413 122  97  3  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (539)   ROCANIS
 41) TRIP'S TRASH 59-834        106  81  0  THE WAIVER WIRE (2072)     ILLIS
 20) BLUE MEANIE 60-4814         76  35  0  THIEVES GUILD (1649)       ARADI
160) PINK HEART 62-3643          28  21  2  MIKE'S INK (1785)          VALAMANTIS
 67) SCARLET HAG 65-3237         85  86  1  ARMOR & WEAPONS (980)      DAL SHANG
 35) TALON 68-5392               89  68  1  SERPENT'S HOLD (811)       FIREHOLD
  3) THE REAPER 69-8774         224 130  1  BLOOD MOON (1560)          CIMMERIAC
 39) RAZOR 70-2403              224 213  2  KAT'S PAW (1491)           SENTERN
 53) BIG DADDY KANE 71-285       59  46  2  RAP ATTACKS (1953)         KYR'TERR
255) SUNGLASSES 73-3223          14  27  1  FOUND IN THE SAND (1516)   ERINIKA
 22) LOWLY WORM 74-56           299 233  1  SCARRY BEASTIES (958)      DAYLA KIV
 26) KHYRON 75-1026             245 260  3  WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
155) FURIOUS FOX 81-143          49  49  1  FURRY FURY (2154)          SHADOWSPIRE
  5) EXPLICIT 82-2474           109  62  4  CENSORED (1508)            DWES EG
143) CONSORTIUM DORK 84-7918     49  44  2  COOL DORKS (2024)          BLACKSTONE
  6) SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399      102  96  5  SEA DOGS (1817)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 36) FLEA FLICKER 97-3087        76  53  6  BLOODY SUNDAYS (1923)      SHADOW GROVE
 63) PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909  58  49  5  ARCANE BEACH DAY (2032)    SYVYN'S HILL
  4) R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 135 109  6  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1771)  SOUTH RIDGE