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Date   : 02/19/2014    Duedate: 03/04/2014

PRIMUS ARENA

DM 102    TURN 631

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DO IT AGAIN 11/1870 2670 1048  33 71.8      WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1680
    COLGATE DAYS 33/1777                        WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1758
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1907                    7 FLOPS 82/1860       3494 2883  27 54.8
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 13/351                      011510A 5/2044
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 96/1178                     042909A 2/2001
    BORN OF VENGEANCE 15/890                    011808O 82/1995
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/2135                   040908F 82/2022
  2 MEPHISTO'S WA 9/636  636  410   6 60.8      071406AD 6/2002
  3 BLOOD MOON 69/1560  2115 1563  12 57.5      101308B 84/2023
    NASTY PETS 82/1924                          WASTELAND 18/751
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/343                        WASTELAND II 7/635
    YO YO TRICKS 69/1851                        GOLD STANDARD 75/877
    GATES OF FIRE 74/2011                       IRATE FORMATIONS 3/1934
    LIQUID CARNAGE 10/742                       WE BE WAR FLAILS 22/1834
    WRECKING CREW 41/2190                       13 YRS & COUNTING 82/1894
    OBLIVION CLEAVERS 82/1862                   4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS 82/1965
  4 MUSCLE MEN  82/2111 1052  807   0 56.6      ARMED & GREGARIOUS 11/1938
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/731                    BLOOD ON THE SAND 3 96/2119
    LEGENDS OF TKE 2 82/2012                  8 KAT'S PAW 70/1491   1393 1177  11 54.2
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/1796                  9 DARK TOADS  82/2156  185  157   1 54.1
    MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/2056                10 SUPERIOR FO 82/1814  781  723   6 51.9
    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/2147                   SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 60/1950
    MEDAL OF HONOR F1 43/2148                11 MIKE'S INK 62/1785   212  198   0 51.7
    MEDAL OF HONOR G1 40/2145                   THIEVES GUILD 60/1649
    MEDAL OF HONOR H3 41/2146                   BETTER OFF DEAD 1/2136
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/1961               12 STORIES 49/1444     1307 1299   5 50.2
  5 BABES 36/1428       3031 2452  28 55.3      WEIRD AL 22/1411
    CORPS 74/1496                               ARROGANCE 18/1190
    BUFFON 97/1976                              LETHAL LADIES 4/1375
    FIERCE 75/2131                              VIOLENT FEMS 35/1875
    RAT MEN 4/1980                              THE LADY'S LIST 6/1379
    BOY O'S 51/1553                          13 STAR TREK 29/1066   1361 1379  14 49.7
    DISASTER 24/2141                            GAMEHENDGE 30/1776
    THE BEARS 35/843                            THE WARLOCKS 30/2143
    THE BEARS 37/844                            STAR GUARDIANS 56/1254
    UNRELATED 9/1384                            LORDS OF THE SWORD 55/1152
    THE BEARS 10/1977                        14 DRUNKEN TOA 19/1714   94   96   1 49.5
    THE BEARS 68/1975                        15 CULTS-R-US 12/1827    62   64   1 49.2
    FUNKY FOLK 18/2052                       16 CENSORED 82/1508     413  438   3 48.5
    LETTER BOMBS 9/1601                         APPLE CIDER 21/2091
    THE CREAM 3 96/1818                         INCANTATION 18/2089
    DEATH THREAT 29/1841                        MOB TACTICS 82/2175
    WILD THINGS 2 8/2130                        1976 RAIDERS 82/2176
  6 STREET PIZZA 18/293 2524 2065  16 55.0      THIRSTY THUGS 9/1668
    SESAME STAPH 82/2108                        ROGUE WARRIOR 97/2120
    DATING A FROG 82/2114                       THIRSTY THUGS 10/1023
    LBA:ELVIS FANS 82/2177                      WICKED MARTYRS 7/2085
    WHY SELL THIS? 96/2117                      VICIOUS VANDALS 12/1320
    4-LETTER ERRORS 82/2113                     LIFE'S TOO SHORT 82/2102
    STUFF MARK SAYS 82/2112                  17 RHYME TYME 55/587   1145 1241   6 48.0
    UNJUSTLY RENAMED 82/2155                    WE WANT RAISES 75/922
    WEST PALM COURTS 82/2180                    SCARRY BEASTIES 74/958
    STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/1891                   GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/2144

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1771               18 THE MENTORS 10/2086   10   11   0 47.6
 19 ANIMALISM 6/1592     400  444   2 47.4      MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1706
    DAPHNE'S LADIES 5/81                        THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/2184
    THOSE WHO RULE 12/2087                      PERFECTION QUEST 13 13/1940
    WIDER IS BETTER 21/2165                  30 SEA DOGS 1/1836      463  655   6 41.4
 20 KAOS 47/1997          73   82   0 47.1      SEA DOGS 7/1708
    FURRY FURY 81/2154                          SEA DOGS 9/1937
    ANCIENT LORDS 82/1917                       SEA DOGS 18/1782
 21 GENERATION X 3/1933   33   38   1 46.5      SEA DOGS 21/1840
    THE STORM FRONT 41/1944                     SEA DOGS 96/1817
 22-THE GUILD 29/643      80   96   0 45.5      DUNGEON CELL 42/1945
    DISTAFF STEEL 20/891                        DUNGEON CELL 4 82/2021
    INTO THE BLACK 35/898                       DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1993
 23 ALCHEMY 18/1903      261  314   6 45.4      DUNGEON CELL 24 82/2020
    TECHNOLOGY 5/1181                           DUNGEON CELL 75 82/2183
    UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/183                        DUNGEON CELL 77 82/1994
 24 LUROCIANS Z2 4/2043  120  150   2 44.4      DUNGEON CELL 97 82/2182
    LUROCIANS XII 82/1813                       DUNGEON CELL B9 82/2070
    LUROCIANS EXTREME 11/2048                   DUNGEON CELL S08C 99/2123
 25 DEMONSPAWN 33/520     39   50   0 43.8   31 AESIR 3/631           83  118   1 41.3
 26 LOOK OUT!! 24/2160   308  397   1 43.7   32 KNIGHTS OF R 56/539  138  197   1 41.2
    TEAM FLOYD 38/1298                       33 MMM BEER 35/2077     295  430   0 40.7
    BLUNT FORCE 29/2161                         MMM BEER! 7/2083
    VELVET MAFIA 5/2071                         MMMM BEER! 13/2088
    COLLEGE RADIO 98/1681                       SISTERHOOD 84/1921
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/2032                    ZOMBIE SQUAD 75/2063
    MUSIC TO KILL BY 96/1740                    SERPENT'S HOLD 68/811
    ARCANE GREATS FTF 96/2162                   SERPENTS HOLD 36/2095
    INTERSTELLAR PORK 33/2029                   DRAGON'S GUARD 16/2050
    THE MOTHERSHIP 006 33/2037                  ZOMBIE SQUAD III 22/2006
 27 DEVIATION 2/2042     402  520   0 43.6      CELESTIAL KNIGHTS 68/1951
    DEVIATION 44/479                         34 TREKKERS 29/2169      45   72   0 38.5
    DEVIATION 15/1871                           CUNNING RUNTS 19/2090
    DEVIATION 17/2082                           ULTRA-VIOLENT 26/1942
    DEVIATION 82/1835                        35 THE TAKEN 29/895      58  107   0 35.2
    PYROMANIA 52/1948                           SOUL WARRIORS 38/648
    RAP ATTACKS 71/1953                         HERO ALLIANCE 35/1246
    STATE OF MIND 3/498                      36 CENTER FOR O 18/462   11   22   0 33.3
    DA DOG POWNDAZ 41/1877                   37 SHEPHERDS 18/1292    189  387  11 32.8
    DA DOG POWNDAZ 55/2078                      MIGHTY MORALS 51/1514
 28-DREAM PARK 9/1317    178  239   1 42.7      FOUND IN THE SAND 73/1516
    BATTLE SCHOOL 65/1260                    38-ILLFANG PACT 1/391   440  933   1 32.0
    ARMOR & WEAPONS 65/980                   39 WRATHMEN 20/2164       4   10   0 28.6
    CHEYSULI & LIR 74/1662                      WRATHMEN 27/2167
    MUTANT LEAGUE II 82/1666                 40 STEEL BLADES 30/933   73  189   1 27.9
 29 COLLUSION 97/1895    560  766  11 42.2      DEMONIC FURY 44/2038
    COOL DORKS 84/2024                       41 GENETIC MISHA 14/32  490 1290   3 27.5
    DM ROLL-UPS 82/1859                      42 GET EVEN 82/1564      19   74   0 20.4
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/1275                        LEGAL TERM 10/1537
    CONSANGUINEOUS 8/2004                       GREEK GODS II 17/1188
    BLOODY SUNDAYS 97/1923                      GRANDCHILD III 10/1098
    SECOND BANANAS 47/1947                      UNKNOWN ORIGINS 25/1545

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Lady's Protector

     Well, here I am again in the rarified air of the layer cake much to my mild
surprise.
     OAB asked me for another column, so here I sit, quill in hand, inkwell full,
parchment laid out, and nothing is coming to mind.  Then it hits me, OAB is short for
One Armed Bandit, which is a complete lie.  I've seen him in the manager's box at
Tourneys--he has two arms.  I thought to myself if this was a unique occurrence, if a
manager's name was not truly accurate.  I then started my list:

TMM -- hypocrite -- he doesn't live on Drury Lane....
TUM -- he slouches more than any one I have seen....
The Dark One -- very translucent -- needs a tan....
Anarchist -- spends his weekends in a flowery apron baking cookies for the local
     urchins....
DMobster -- dude won't even speed on his horse....
etc....

The only manager whose name really fits him (besides manager, duh) is Marma Duke--he
does drool just like a big dog.  Kind of disgusting really.  Dude should just wear a
lobster bib around to keep the stains off of his shirts.  Get him near a steak, and
it is like a waterfall.  *blech*

Cunning Fox -- Primus Guardian

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
PRIMUS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see GAD win a fight and gain 82 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, GAD beat 
EDDIE RICKENBACKER and EDDIE RICKENBACKER lost 59 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  
And it's out with the old, in with the new, as R IS FOR REPUGNANT takes the Title and 
last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, 
kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  
Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
PRIMUS, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  THE BEARS the most avoided team?  
What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And it looks like ANGELS OF PAIN avoided 
them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  
SHARKY was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  Now look at this.  NINJA WARTHOG challenged down 21 
against MMM BEER!'s SPIRITBANE.  What a weasel!  And sorry to say, NINJA WARTHOG 
defeated SPIRITBANE, leaving a bad feeling with the crowd.  I think exploitive snob 
is the term I'm looking for.  I suspect either a 21 will or a 21 ego on this one, but 
HAGAR has challenged up by 40 in an attempt against SHARKY.  Well, ok, the upstart 
knave (where've I heard that before?) won this match and gained 39 points to boot!  
Ha ha ha, SHARKY.  I notice DREAD challenging down 24 points to fight VIOLENT FURY, 
ANGELS OF PAIN doubtless has some rotten excuse for such an insult to honor.  
Question now is, will PRIMUS accept this sort of tacky behavior?  DREAD beating 
VIOLENT FURY.  The insult, the....yech!  POOP SLINGER was challenged by one of THOSE 
WHO RULE's warriors this turn, with KING OF DARKHOLM having a lead of 35 points going 
into the fight.  This is the sort of thing that makes the price of admission to 
PRIMUS' games worth it!  KING OF DARKHOLM lost to POOP SLINGER!!  I guess I can give 
a little credit to DINAH MIGHT of FUNKY FOLK for challenging up by 21 to SHOTGUN 
GANDHI.  DINAH MIGHT lost to get 138 points of recognition.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if 
the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see 
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

PRIMUS GUARDIANS                   W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  1) R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  138 109  6 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1771)  SOUTH RIDGE

THE TOWER GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  2) THE REAPER 69-8774          227 130  1 BLOOD MOON (1560)          CIMMERIAC
  3)-RABID-GERBIL 68-6931        186 108    THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD
  4)-FURIOUS BEAR 37-762         383 118 10 THE BEARS (844)            SIBIKHAS

THE TOWER GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  5) CUNNING FOX 4-3906          331 130  4 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
  6) EXPLICIT 82-2474            111  63  4 CENSORED (1508)            DWES EG
  7)-JACK DANIELS 51-3084        159 101  3 BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
  8) BLUE MEANIE 60-4814          79  35    THIEVES GUILD (1649)       ARADI
  9) NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821      165 110    WE BE WAR FLAILS (1834)    SOLVEN
 10)-TERMINUS 97-484             152  89  7 BUFFON (1976)              SHADOW GROVE
 11) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894          361 155  2 MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL

THE ELITE GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 12) MIPHON 10-2706              300 170  4 LIQUID CARNAGE (742)       KOLACT
 13) TOM THUMB 35-3791           139  64  1 THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
 14) MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257      84  75    DEVIATION (479)            KRILL
 15) LAZAR WOLF 4-1169           314 181  4 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 16) DONNA 36-5966               127  67  4 BABES (1428)               JHANS
 17) DARTMAN 33-7161             165  79  4 COLGATE DAYS (1777)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 18) JAKARI DRAGON LORD 56-1413  124  98  3 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (539)   ROCANIS
 19) DARK GUARDIAN 10-2212       136 101  2 THE BEARS (1977)           KOLACT
 20) MILLER KNIGHT 10-3610       160 129  5 THIRSTY THUGS (1023)       KOLACT
 21) RAZOR 70-2403               226 214  2 KAT'S PAW (1491)           SENTERN
 22) KRAMER 47-5191              120  95  1 SECOND BANANAS (1947)      NORTH FORK
 23) KHYRON 75-1026              246 262  3 WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 24) GRINGOLD 7-2416             103 127  4 SEA DOGS (1708)            BONSUR
 25) SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       103  98  5 SEA DOGS (1817)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 26) SAMURAI 75-3119             108  67  1 GOLD STANDARD (877)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 27) WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885   144 128  6 THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD
 28) MARV JR 18-9288             109  44  1 WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
 29) PICARD 29-1995              314 181  3 STAR TREK (1066)           LAPUR
 30) MACBETH 49-2832             234 208  4 STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
 31) LOWLY WORM 74-56            299 236  1 SCARRY BEASTIES (958)      DAYLA KIV

DEFENDERS OF THE TOWER             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 32) PERFECT DRUG 3-6943          69  38    IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)    OSKSI
 33) FALPAWIZ 55-1342            307 191  6 LORDS OF THE SWORD (1152)  KHALANI
 34) CREDIT LINE 82-1366          87  93    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1758)DWES EG
 35) MARCIANO 96-1446            104  81  6 THE CREAM 3 (1818)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 36) PEACE 19-4280               159 152  4 DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)        ZUWAYZA
 37) TARLOCK 6-4615              226 210  3 THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
 38) GOLDWRAP 82-11886            97  53    SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (1814)  DWES EG
 39) WAYWARD SON 1-8180           88  45  4 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706)    MORDANT
 40)-TALON 68-5392                90  68  1 SERPENT'S HOLD (811)       FIREHOLD
 41) PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         139  50  2 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706)    MORDANT
 42) FLEA FLICKER 97-3087         77  55  6 BLOODY SUNDAYS (1923)      SHADOW GROVE
 43) HAGAR 3-3717                 56  34    AESIR (631)                OSKSI
 44) SOULSNARE 82-37248           79  53    OBLIVION CLEAVERS (1862)   DWES EG
 45) STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443         63  38    RAT MEN (1980)             JHELUM
 46) THE LITTLE ONE 56-1432      228 268  4 STAR GUARDIANS (1254)      ROCANIS
 47) COBRA 29-4355               116  63  1 DEATH THREAT (1841)        LAPUR
 48) D. FILER 9-4721             120  64  1 LETTER BOMBS (1601)        ZUKAL
 49)-BLESSING 82-48644            62  56    DM ROLL-UPS (1859)         DWES EG
 50) PLACES THE LOTION... 98-909  60  50  5 ARCANE BEACH DAY (2032)    SYVYN'S HILL
 51) SNOTMAN 97-2611              72  69  7 COLLUSION (1895)           SHADOW GROVE
 52) CALAVERA 9-4915              88  68    THIRSTY THUGS (1668)       ZUKAL
 53) DOC STEELE 18-5277          227 231 11 ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 54) A NEW PONY! 82-1306         146 144  1 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1680) DWES EG
 55) BRASS BELLS 9-4417           90  73  1 UNRELATED (1384)           ZUKAL
 56) BIG DADDY KANE 71-285        61  47  2 RAP ATTACKS (1953)         KYR'TERR
 57) MASQUERADE 8-2297           147  95  1 WILD THINGS 2 (2130)       ARKERS
 58) DOMINION 22-5043             79  73    ZOMBIE SQUAD III (2006)    SOLVEN
 59) LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82-55739  107  58    13 YRS & COUNTING (1894)   DWES EG
 60) TELA 30-2973                 82 184  2 GAMEHENDGE (1776)          IAYE

LEGION OF THE WAND                 W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 61) AMISH PARADISE 22-5170      232 214  7 WEIRD AL (1411)            SOLVEN

LEGION OF THE WAND                 W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 62) DEE DEE 8-384               138  51  2 WILD THINGS 2 (2130)       ARKERS
 63) BLOOD WIZARD 18-5551        240 208  3 ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 64) PERFECT SNOTLING 60-8403     54  25    SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950)ARADI
 65) ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         155  70    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
 66) SKITZOID SNOOPY 41-2146      50  25    DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
 67) SHAVED MAMMOTH 13-3607      219  96  1 SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)      DULLENS
 68) PINK MINK 55-220            286 259  2 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 69) SID 12-3449                 106  96  1 VICIOUS VANDALS (1320)     RIZTAB
 70) LEE AT TOURNEY 4-3565       248 250  1 LETHAL LADIES (1375)       JHELUM
 71) ROCKWELL 7-5003              56  56    UNDEAD ARTISTS (183)       BONSUR
 72) VERTIGO 16-5544              49  40    DRAGON'S GUARD (2050)      WILLAF
 73) NEPTUNE 38-2780              69  53    SOUL WARRIORS (648)        CLIFFHOME
 74) BULLFROG 13-2912            153 108    SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)      DULLENS
 75)-ADRIEN ELISEER 35-2761       71  35  1 INTO THE BLACK (898)       MURSKA
 76)-KEZ MAEFELE 29-3027          85  43  1 THE GUILD (643)            LAPUR
 77) FIREDRAKE 30-2070            90  75  3 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
 78) NINJA WARTHOG 96-413        141  69  7 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1178)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 79) HEART BREAKER 26-4752        83  70  1 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1942)       CALEAM
 80) COLD HANDS 5-3877            93  48    VELVET MAFIA (2071)        KALTOS
 81) SHARKY 18-5306              190 269  4 ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 82) MR. GHERKIN 6-6385           52  16    071406AD (2002)            TRANSEL
 83)-MANIC 9-4297                124  50  2 DREAM PARK (1317)          ZUKAL
 84) ZALTAN 6-4616               170 265  4 THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
 85) DEFIANCE 32-4619            105  48  1 ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
 86)-SCARLET HAG 65-3237          85  87  1 ARMOR & WEAPONS (980)      DAL SHANG
 87) AXE MURDERER 82-51085        59  42  2 DUNGEON CELL 4 (2021)      DWES EG
 88) SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5-5033       73  19  1 011510A (2044)             KALTOS
 89) DAMEON 33-1921               79  73  2 DEMONSPAWN (520)           NIATOLI ISLAND
 90) SWIFT 75-181                297 236  5 WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 91) GOLDENBEARD 21-6202          87  66  2 SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
 92) FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862         235 236  2 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 93) SITTING BULL 4-1016         259 179  8 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 94) MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! 60-8618    74  45  1 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950)ARADI
 95) URBANE ELF 33-2253           95  63    THE MOTHERSHIP 006 (2037)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 96) DIRTY ZEALOT 82-55889        68  51    FLOPS (1860)               DWES EG
 97) SISTER X 12-6340            109 106  1 CULTS-R-US (1827)          RIZTAB
 98) SPIRITBANE 7-1601           122 106  1 MMM BEER! (2083)           BONSUR
 99) BLIND BARBER 82-42371        67  47    DUNGEON CELL 77 (1994)     DWES EG
100) KAIDEN 35-3108              203 216  2 VIOLENT FEMS (1875)        MURSKA
101) SHADOW ANGEL 82-45588        86  65  1 ANCIENT LORDS (1917)       DWES EG

THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
102) CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     210 127  3 YO YO TRICKS (1851)        CIMMERIAC
103) FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809    67  49  4 COLLEGE RADIO (1681)       SYVYN'S HILL
104) LINK HOGTHROB 33-5358        53  41    INTERSTELLAR PORK (2029)   NIATOLI ISLAND
105) ALVIN YORK 3-6156           182 127    OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
106) FGC 47-6648                  61  35    KAOS (1997)                NORTH FORK
107) NEIL LEGGSTRONG 15-2990      87  61    BORN OF VENGEANCE (890)    MALCORN
108) SOLOMON 35-2758              66  45  1 HERO ALLIANCE (1246)       MURSKA
109) LUCRETIA BORGIA 4-3563      170 218    LETHAL LADIES (1375)       JHELUM
110) DREAD 32-4666                77  34    ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
111) BETTERTHANEVER 7-5932        52  25  1 WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
112) BELIAL 7-3838               190  99  3 WICKED MARTYRS (2085)      BONSUR
113) CONUNDRUM 8-4892             77  56  1 CONSANGUINEOUS (2004)      ARKERS
114) SUPER SENIOR 3-4728          71  63  5 GENERATION X (1933)        OSKSI
115) HAM BURGLAR 99-1620          81  62  4 DUNGEON CELL S08C (2123)   SOUTH RIDGE
116) MARV 82-41424                71  34    4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS (1965)  DWES EG
117)-BEAN 65-4972                103  69  2 BATTLE SCHOOL (1260)       DAL SHANG
118) SKITZO FRAY NICK 3-2912      48  37    STATE OF MIND (498)        OSKSI
119) SHOTGUN GANDHI 11-6760       48  35    ARMED & GREGARIOUS (1938)  ARUAK CITY

THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
120)-POWERLUNGERITIS 6-1504       87  70    ANIMALISM (1592)           TRANSEL
121) FRAIL WHALE 55-1968         224 300  3 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
122) NEOPHYTE 82-4574            119 104  1 LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (2012)    DWES EG
123) RABID DOG 82-1078            48  60    NASTY PETS (1924)          DWES EG
124) JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     110  77  2 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (2056)   KATI-TEI
125)-BLACK WIDOW 82-33748         64  84    DUNGEON CELL 24 (2020)     DWES EG
126) VIGO 18-6086                106  58  1 ALCHEMY (1903)             TALCAMA
127) BULLETPROOF MONK 11-4999     37  34  2 LUROCIANS EXTREME (2048)   ARUAK CITY
128) CANDIRU 18-9624              48  15    STREET PIZZA (293)         TALCAMA
129) GOSSAMER 35-3656             77  57  1 MMM BEER (2077)            MURSKA
130) VIOLENT FURY 14-303         127 414  1 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
131) PARROT KEEPER 21-6157        65  42  2 SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
132) DRASTIC MEASURES 2-4537      74  53  1 DEVIATION (2042)           NIANIA
133)-ALLISON JONES 20-2505        73  36  2 DISTAFF STEEL (891)        SEAM
134) MISTY BLUE 74-2944           61  37  3 CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
135) MIFFED SANDY 96-3444         56  30  3 BLOOD ON THE SAND 3 (2119) OLD VALAMANTIS
136) GROGGY DOGGY 55-223         234 321    RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
137) SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558       104  86  7 STREET PIZZA (293)         TALCAMA
138) DINAH MIGHT 18-9229          94  56  3 FUNKY FOLK (2052)          TALCAMA
139) TAPS 96-841                  47  48  5 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1740)    OLD VALAMANTIS
140)-ALIX 74-2701                 42  56    CHEYSULI & LIR (1662)      DAYLA KIV
141) ROYAL PRETENDER 82-33733    111 112    DUNGEON CELL 21 (1993)     DWES EG
142) FLAT TOP 35-3533            109  44  1 THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
143) CONSORTIUM DORK 84-7918      52  44  2 COOL DORKS (2024)          BLACKSTONE
144) JUNKYARD DOG 55-3179         78  69  2 DA DOG POWNDAZ (2078)      KHALANI
145) PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748   39  25  3 ARCANE GREATS FTF (2162)   OLD VALAMANTIS
146) THE MONARCH 2-5688           66  31    042909A (2001)             NIANIA
147) #NULL 82-54215               51  30  2 011808O (1995)             DWES EG
148) AMBULANCE CHASER 75-1219     82  45  4 FIERCE (2131)              JADE MOUNTAIN
149) WRATH OF ONE 82-11628        70  97  2 LUROCIANS XII (1813)       DWES EG
150) HEMLOCK 68-2193              67  89  2 CELESTIAL KNIGHTS (1951)   FIREHOLD
151) WYRD 1-8156                  70  80  2 SWEORDMASTERS (1275)       MORDANT

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
152) THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       112  71    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (2147)   VEASTIAN
153)-CRYSOPRASE 1-3266           145 145  3 ILLFANG PACT (391)         MORDANT
154) GAFF 82-34939                73  55  1 4-LETTER ERRORS (2113)     DWES EG
155) WHIRLING INSELBERG 3-6924    33  40    IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)    OSKSI
156) SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272       59  39  1 SEA DOGS (1782)            TALCAMA
157) BARROCH 18-2684             108 102  1 SHEPHERDS (1292)           TALCAMA
158) CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       163  84  2 THE WARLOCKS (2143)        IAYE
159) BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570       88  79    DO IT AGAIN (1870)         ARUAK CITY
160) STINGRAY 30-2264             50  65    STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
161) ED 209 5-3955                60  89  4 TECHNOLOGY (1181)          KALTOS
162) VILLIAGE IDIOT 14-304       299 366  2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
163) MALICE IN CHAINS 15-3729     81  67    DEVIATION (1871)           MALCORN
164) SCREAMING EAGLE 4-6498       51  52  1 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
165) WILD FIRE 24-4880            66  21  4 DISASTER (2141)            ZORPUNT
166) CLARISA 38-2493              88  51    SOUL WARRIORS (648)        CLIFFHOME
167) EIGHTH MATE 9-5437           36  18    SEA DOGS (1937)            ZUKAL
168) SNAKE OIL SALESMAN 82-49671  65  73  1 DUNGEON CELL 97 (2182)     DWES EG
169) DECK SWAB 18-2148            71 106  2 SEA DOGS (1782)            TALCAMA
170) VIOLATOR 44-2122             62  84  1 DEMONIC FURY (2038)        KRILL
171)-ZALGOR PRIGG 82-15204        55  49  1 MUTANT LEAGUE II (1666)    DWES EG
172) FUGAZI 38-3565               43  56  2 TEAM FLOYD (1298)          CLIFFHOME
173) JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143     40  29    PERFECTION QUEST 13 (1940) DULLENS
174) QUEEN 82-33307               36  22    DARK TOADS 05Q (2156)      DWES EG
175) CREATOR RUSH 84-5327         57  33  4 101308B (2023)             BLACKSTONE
176) DORIE MILLER 3-6683         107  87  2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
177) PINK HEART 62-3643           29  23  2 MIKE'S INK (1785)          VALAMANTIS
178) GAD 18-9239                  53  56  1 SHEPHERDS (1292)           TALCAMA
179) AULIC 25-3944                40  38    UNKNOWN ORIGINS (1545)     LYRATILAN
180) KYRA 36-7316                 70  35  1 BABES (1428)               JHANS

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
181) PHANTASMAL 84-10204          47  46    SISTERHOOD (1921)          BLACKSTONE
182) POLYNIKES 74-4191            55  46    GATES OF FIRE (2011)       DAYLA KIV
183)-KNOTHANDLER 21-6555          60  43  2 SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
184) TUSCAN FLAME 52-4153         39  22    PYROMANIA (1948)           FRATSFA
185) PO'D PANDA 81-147            37  27  2 FURRY FURY (2154)          SHADOWSPIRE
186) SUICIDE 21-4832              45  26  1 APPLE CIDER (2091)         SUNSET
187)-JETSAM 1-8172                63  41  1 SEA DOGS (1836)            MORDANT
188) SLAYER II 10-2125            56  38  1 THE MENTORS (2086)         KOLACT
189) MARCINKO 97-961             104  53  5 ROGUE WARRIOR (2120)       SHADOW GROVE
190) ARTHUR DEFRANZO 3-6646       94 103  1 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
191) CEER 96-1537                 38  52  4 THE BLOODGUARD 2 (2184)    OLD VALAMANTIS
192) ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426       97 123  1 MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (1961)  DWES EG
193) HOUSE MOUSE 55-221          220 330  3 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
194) CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488      90  43  3 DUNGEON CELL (1945)        RODEKI
195) BITTER EMPLOYEES 82-37737    40  27  1 WEST PALM COURTS (2180)    DWES EG
196) WEBBED BEAUS 82-36458        53  57  1 DATING A FROG (2114)       DWES EG
197) FIBULARIS 82-28877          110 111  1 MUSCLE MEN 4 (2111)        DWES EG
198) DRINK HARD 82-9194           15  24    LIFE'S TOO SHORT (2102)    DWES EG
199) ATROPOS 17-4236              47  49    GREEK GODS II (1188)       ALJAFIR
200) QUARK 29-5505                50  51  1 TREKKERS (2169)            LAPUR
201) THUNDAR BEAGLE! 14-852      145 384  2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
202) CONTRABAND 82-22745          37  30    DEVIATION (1835)           DWES EG
203) CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330        55  61  1 TECHNOLOGY (1181)          KALTOS
204)-ULTIMATE PAIN 4-5774         33  18  1 LUROCIANS Z2 (2043)        JHELUM
205) FANG 36-7526                 26  12    SERPENTS HOLD (2095)       JHANS
206) BART SIMPSON 19-5072         62  60  1 CUNNING RUNTS (2090)       ZUWAYZA
207) IRON SHACKLE 82-50451        27   9    DUNGEON CELL 75 (2183)     DWES EG
208) FROO-FROO 18-9589            88  42  4 CENTER FOR OLDS (462)      TALCAMA
209) KHRISTOPHER 27-3567          59  30    WRATHMEN (2167)            POINT
210) NECROMANCER 18-6386          43  34    INCANTATION (2089)         TALCAMA
211) BALISONG 75-3376             38  30    ZOMBIE SQUAD (2063)        JADE MOUNTAIN
212) HYDROPONICUS 29-4605         45  34    BLUNT FORCE (2161)         LAPUR
213) FURIOUS FOX 81-143           49  51  1 FURRY FURY (2154)          SHADOWSPIRE
214) SMUG BUG 55-2900            144 222    RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
215) JOSH 18-9109                 43  45    SHEPHERDS (1292)           TALCAMA
216) FURIOUS ANGER 17-5753        48  44    DEVIATION (2082)           ALJAFIR
217) POOP SLINGER 24-4478         51  14    LOOK OUT!! (2160)          ZORPUNT
218) ASHAR 30-1777                68  82  3 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
219) THE LADY 29-2226             87  70  1 THE TAKEN (895)            LAPUR
220) ROBERT DUNLAP 41-4378        81  63    MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (2146)   KATI-TEI
221) AZMUS 82-4139                32  36    MOB TACTICS (2175)         DWES EG
222) TONY SIRAGUSA 1-7882         47  39    BETTER OFF DEAD (2136)     MORDANT
223) RAMPAGE 32-5076              24  10    ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
224) BLOOD PIE 96-1918           116  82  6 WHY SELL THIS? (2117)      OLD VALAMANTIS
225) WYNETT 30-2340               57  81  2 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
226) UH-OH 82-33703               58  67  2 STUFF MARK SAYS (2112)     DWES EG
227) GONE TO GEORGIA 82-28596     30  29    STREET PIZZAD XXI (1891)   DWES EG
228) BOATSWAIN 18-9958            49  39  1 SEA DOGS (1782)            TALCAMA
229) DAY TURNER 40-4279           70  78  1 MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (2145)   ZENSU
230) MR. STREPTOCOCCUS 82-26366   72  54    SESAME STAPH (2108)        DWES EG
231) FLESH FLAYER 26-4751         80  70  1 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1942)       CALEAM
232) MOHNSOON MAYHEM 41-4444      42  44    THE STORM FRONT (1944)     KATI-TEI
233) RED DAWG 41-2689             69  52  2 DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
234)-AUGLAIZE 29-3472             57  23  2 THE GUILD (643)            LAPUR
235) SAM ADAMS 13-5376            48  44  1 MMMM BEER! (2088)          DULLENS
236) LEO POWERS 43-4599           78  74    MEDAL OF HONOR F1 (2148)   VEASTIAN
237) KOOKABURRA 33-4151          167 202  5 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (2144)  NIATOLI ISLAND
238) AMATEUR EMBALMER 82-53433    44  65  3 DUNGEON CELL B9 (2070)     DWES EG
239) SACRIFICE 51-4947            14  47  2 MIGHTY MORALS (1514)       TRICORUS
240) WILLIE BROWN 82-13201        30  24    1976 RAIDERS (2176)        DWES EG
241)-WIPEY 82-12634               31  23    UNJUSTLY RENAMED (2155)    DWES EG
242) TANNY 36-7429                40  50    SERPENTS HOLD (2095)       JHANS
243) KHARMA 20-3112               55  47    WRATHMEN (2164)            SEAM

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
244) UNCLE FEISTY 82-55652        48  43    040908F (2022)             DWES EG
245)-AVAUNT 10-4170               42  37  2 LEGAL TERM (1537)          KOLACT
246) EDDIE RICKENBACKER 82-17776  89 127  3 MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (1961)  DWES EG
247)-LOU 20-2412                  74  43    DISTAFF STEEL (891)        SEAM
248) KING OF DARKHOLM 12-4856     47  42  1 THOSE WHO RULE (2087)      RIZTAB
249) SUNGLASSES 73-3223           14  30  1 FOUND IN THE SAND (1516)   ERINIKA
250)-AMANDA 10-3449               39  46    GRANDCHILD III (1098)      KOLACT
251) MY FAIR LADY 5-3739          30  23    DAPHNE'S LADIES (81)       KALTOS
252) HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM 82-16584 63  69    LBA:ELVIS FANS (2177)      DWES EG
253) E AHO LAULA 21-4224          59  40    WIDER IS BETTER (2165)     SUNSET
254) BLINKY 18-2683               76 140  4 SHEPHERDS (1292)           TALCAMA
255) ATONEMENT 82-761             48  38    GET EVEN (1564)            DWES EG

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BIG DADDY KANE was devastated by BRASS BELLS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SKITZOID SNOOPY was handily defeated by PERFECT SNOTLING in a 2 minute match.
MASKED INTRUDER was bested by EXPLICIT in a popular 6 minute gory Challenge contest.
DARTMAN savagely defeated MACBETH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge competition.
DONNA was defeated by BLUE MEANIE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge struggle.
MASQUERADE devastated DOMINION in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
WAYWARD SON outwaited STANLEY'S CUP in a action packed 7 minute gory Challenge duel.
SNOTMAN was vanquished by COBRA in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge duel.
MARCIANO outwaited SOULSNARE in a popular 12 minute brutal Challenge bout.
FLEA FLICKER was savagely defeated by PEACE in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
SHAVED MAMMOTH demolished NEPTUNE in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
NINJA WARTHOG viciously subdued SPIRITBANE in a 6 minute Challenge fight.
DEE DEE devastated HEART BREAKER in a exciting 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
HAGAR viciously subdued SHARKY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory Challenge brawl.
DEFIANCE beat FUNNY BUNNY in a exciting 1 minute Challenge match.
NEIL LEGGSTRONG overpowered SOLOMON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CONUNDRUM viciously subdued RABID DOG in a 11 minute Challenge competition.
DINAH MIGHT was overpowered by SHOTGUN GANDHI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MISTY BLUE was vanquished by PARROT KEEPER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
DRASTIC MEASURES was savagely defeated by GOSSAMER in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
DREAD overpowered VIOLENT FURY in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CONTRABAND defeated BALISONG in a action packed 2 minute Challenge match.
MY FAIR LADY overpowered HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
RAMPAGE was savagely defeated by THE LADY in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
RED DAWG was savagely defeated by WYNETT in a action packed 4 minute Challenge fight.
JUNKYARD DOG was overpowered by CONSORTIUM DORK in a 3 minute Challenge match.
JUMPINJACK FLASH beat KYRA in a popular 6 minute Challenge bout.
CEER was handily defeated by SLAYER II in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KING OF DARKHOLM was defeated by POOP SLINGER in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
TUSCAN FLAME was demolished by PHANTASMAL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
E AHO LAULA overpowered BLINKY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
AMBULANCE CHASER vanquished WHIRLING INSELBERG in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BIONIC BUFFALO handily defeated VILLIAGE IDIOT in a 1 minute Challenge match.
MALICE IN CHAINS overpowered QUEEN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
WYRD was devastated by WRATH OF ONE in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge match.
WILD FIRE overpowered PINK HEART in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
CUNNING FOX was viciously subdued by R IS FOR REPUGNANT in a 7 minute Title conflict.
JAKARI DRAGON LORD was overpowered by MENDELSSOHN in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
THE REAPER savagely defeated MARV JR in a popular 12 minute bloody fray.
NEBUCHADNEZZAR vanquished DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KHYRON handily defeated PERFECT DRUG in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
MILLER KNIGHT overpowered KRAMER in a crowd pleasing 6 minute mismatched conflict.
DARK GUARDIAN was devastated by MIPHON in a crowd pleasing 4 minute one-sided battle.
LOWLY WORM was devastated by WALL PAPER HANGER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PICARD was devastated by SUSHI SLINGER in a action packed 5 minute one-sided bout.
LAZAR WOLF overpowered PRODIGAL SON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
SAMURAI slimly won victory over FALPAWIZ in a exciting 9 minute gory bout.
THE LITTLE ONE was vanquished by RAZOR in a exciting 3 minute bloody mismatched match.
GRINGOLD was beaten by TOM THUMB in a popular 6 minute struggle.
DOC STEELE overpowered COLD HANDS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
TARLOCK savagely defeated SITTING BULL in a popular 10 minute gory fight.
A NEW PONY! vanquished ROCKWELL in a exciting 3 minute brutal one-sided duel.
LITTLE GIRL CRUSH slimly won victory over BLOOD WIZARD in a popular 6 minute fight.
D. FILER demolished FIREDRAKE in a exciting 4 minute brutal mismatched duel.
CALAVERA subdued MR. GHERKIN in a popular 4 minute gory bout.
BULLFROG was narrowly defeated by GOLDWRAP in a action packed 7 minute bloody brawl.
SISTER X was narrowly defeated by TELA in a exciting 10 minute brutal conflict.
BLIND BARBER lost to CREDIT LINE in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
GOLDENBEARD was defeated by PLACES THE LOTION... in a action packed 5 minute fight.
AMISH PARADISE handily defeated FRAIL WHALE in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched match.
SWIFT demolished MARV in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ETERNAL D.J. handily defeated DAMEON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
ALVIN YORK was savagely defeated by ZALTAN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal bout.
LUCRETIA BORGIA was devastated by AXE MURDERER in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
LEE AT TOURNEY was handily defeated by SID in a 3 minute one-sided fight.
MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! was outlasted by VERTIGO in a popular 8 minute brutal contest.
URBANE ELF overpowered MIFFED SANDY in a exciting 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
SCOOTIE PUFF JR overcame SHADOW ANGEL in a action packed 5 minute match.
DIRTY ZEALOT overpowered ROYAL PRETENDER in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
PINK MINK demolished HAM BURGLAR in a popular 3 minute bloody one-sided bout.
BULLETPROOF MONK handily defeated DORIE MILLER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BETTERTHANEVER overpowered FIBULARIS in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven battle.
JAMES DOOLITTLE beat DECK SWAB in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
NEOPHYTE won victory over SOLSBURY HILL in a action packed 2 minute fight.
BELIAL bested THOMAS FOWLER in a popular 1 minute bout.
GROGGY DOGGY viciously subdued FURIOUS FOX in a exciting 2 minute gruesome struggle.
FLAT TOP was narrowly defeated by FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE in a 5 minute brawl.
KAIDEN vanquished FLESH FLAYER in a exciting 2 minute brutal mismatched duel.
VIGO vanquished STINGRAY in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
LINK HOGTHROB overpowered SKITZO FRAY NICK in a 3 minute mismatched competition.
TAPS viciously subdued BART SIMPSON in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome bout.
CANDIRU handily defeated CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHOKING CHICKEN overpowered DAY TURNER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SUPER SENIOR demolished SUICIDE in a action packed 3 minute gruesome mismatched fray.
THE MONARCH slimly lost to FGC in a action packed 5 minute gory match.
POLYNIKES overpowered KHARMA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
SUNGLASSES was devastated by PO'D PANDA in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
HEMLOCK viciously subdued DRINK HARD in a popular 7 minute brutal struggle.
ATONEMENT was savagely defeated by ASHAR in a exciting 3 minute brutal duel.
SMUG BUG was defeated by NECROMANCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
HOUSE MOUSE handily defeated MR. STREPTOCOCCUS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SACRIFICE was demolished by KOOKABURRA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
AZMUS was devastated by #NULL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody uneven match.
VIOLATOR subdued LEO POWERS in a 2 minute contest.
WILLIE BROWN was demolished by TONY SIRAGUSA in a exciting 4 minute one-sided bout.
EDDIE RICKENBACKER was vanquished by GAD in a exciting 3 minute one-sided brawl.
ROY BENAVIDEZ handily defeated AMATEUR EMBALMER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
GONE TO GEORGIA was handily defeated by QUARK in a exciting 2 minute one-sided match.
UH-OH was savagely defeated by CREATOR RUSH in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
GAFF savagely defeated CRAZY FINGERS in a exciting 2 minute brutal brawl.
WEBBED BEAUS demolished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 1 minute uneven conflict.
CHATTY CABALIST demolished THUNDAR BEAGLE! in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BITTER EMPLOYEES savagely defeated FANG in a popular 7 minute gory brawl.
MOHNSOON MAYHEM won victory over SAM ADAMS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute duel.
ROBERT DUNLAP subdued UNCLE FEISTY in a action packed 4 minute struggle.
SNAKE OIL SALESMAN demolished KHRISTOPHER in a 3 minute one-sided battle.
IRON SHACKLE was savagely defeated by MARCINKO in a crowd pleasing 5 minute duel.
FUGAZI was overcome by BARROCH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory match.
CLARISA overpowered ATROPOS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched bout.
TANNY was vanquished by BLOOD PIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL overcame JOSH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
HYDROPONICUS was overpowered by EIGHTH MATE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute uneven match.
AULIC savagely defeated ARTHUR DEFRANZO in a popular 2 minute bloody bout.
BOATSWAIN was overpowered by ED 209 in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
FROO-FROO was overpowered by SCREAMING EAGLE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
SHEWISH WHALER vanquished FURIOUS ANGER in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      81         PARRY-STRIKE      43 -  31 -  0      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  63         AIMED BLOW       431 - 352 -  2      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 19         PARRY-LUNGE      104 -  85 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     17         LUNGING ATTACK   376 - 358 -  0      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   17         SLASHING ATTACK   91 - 102 -  0      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     30 -  34 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         WALL OF STEEL     77 - 108 -  0      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         TOTAL PARRY       36 -  66 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  31 -  0      33  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  20 -  0      29  |

Turn 631 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  5     LUNGING ATTACK    30 - 33         7  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  4         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      7 - 10     
AIMED BLOW        44 - 37     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3     
PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  8     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  9     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   RANK WARRIOR                     W   L  K TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW         1) R IS FOR REPUGNAN 99-1155 138 109  6 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1771)
LUNGING ATTACK     5) CUNNING FOX 4-3906        331 130  4 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)
PARRY-LUNGE       12) MIPHON 10-2706            300 170  4 LIQUID CARNAGE (742)
SLASHING ATTACK   21) RAZOR 70-2403             226 214  2 KAT'S PAW (1491)
STRIKING ATTACK   27) WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885 144 128  6 THE BEARS (1975)
WALL OF STEEL     32) PERFECT DRUG 3-6943        69  38  0 IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)
PARRY-STRIKE      58) DOMINION 22-5043           79  73  0 ZOMBIE SQUAD III (2006)
PARRY-RIPOSTE     62) DEE DEE 8-384             138  51  2 WILD THINGS 2 (2130)
TOTAL PARRY       73) NEPTUNE 38-2780            69  53  0 SOUL WARRIORS (648)
BASHING ATTACK   107) NEIL LEGGSTRONG 15-2990    87  61  0 BORN OF VENGEANCE (890)

The overall popularity leader is PINK MINK 55-220.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was TARLOCK 6-4615.  The ten other most popular fighters were RABID DOG 82-1078, 
SISTER X 12-6340, FALPAWIZ 55-1342, THE REAPER 69-8774, TELA 30-2973, SOULSNARE 
82--28288, SAMURAI 75-3119, MARCIANO 96-1446, MARV JR 18-9288, and R IS FOR REPUGNANT 
99-1155.

The least popular fighter this week was AMATEUR EMBALMER 82--12103.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were MR. STREPTOCOCCUS 82-26366, DAY TURNER 40-4279, VILLIAGE 
IDIOT 14-304, SOLOMON 35-2758, FROO-FROO 18-9589, BOATSWAIN 18-9958, THUNDAR BEAGLE! 
14-852, SUNGLASSES 73-3223, KHARMA 20-3112, and DAMEON 33-1921.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  2 0  SUNSET(21)           2  2 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  2 0  SOLVEN(22)           2  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             3  6 0  ZORPUNT(24)          2  0 0  KHALANI(55)          3  5 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  5 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  2 0  CALEAM(26)           0  2 0  ARADI(60)            2  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  1 0  POINT(27)            0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  3 0  LAPUR(29)            3  2 0  FIREHOLD(68)         2  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            3  0 0  IAYE(30)             3  3 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             5  0 0  ARVAT(32)            2  1 0  SENTERN(70)          1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           3  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   4  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       3  0 0  MURSKA(35)           3  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  JHANS(36)            0  4 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          2  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    4  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  3 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         3  2 0  DWES EG(82)         16 20 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       3  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  2 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   6  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          7 10 0  KRILL(44)            1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 39) WAYWARD SON 1-8180          88  45  4  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706)    MORDANT
132) DRASTIC MEASURES 2-4537     74  53  1  DEVIATION (2042)           NIANIA
 32) PERFECT DRUG 3-6943         69  38  0  IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)    OSKSI
  5) CUNNING FOX 4-3906         331 130  4  TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 80) COLD HANDS 5-3877           93  48  0  VELVET MAFIA (2071)        KALTOS
 37) TARLOCK 6-4615             226 210  3  THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
 24) GRINGOLD 7-2416            103 127  4  SEA DOGS (1708)            BONSUR
 57) MASQUERADE 8-2297          147  95  1  WILD THINGS 2 (2130)       ARKERS
 11) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894         361 155  2  MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL
 12) MIPHON 10-2706             300 170  4  LIQUID CARNAGE (742)       KOLACT
119) SHOTGUN GANDHI 11-6760      48  35  0  ARMED & GREGARIOUS (1938)  ARUAK CITY
 69) SID 12-3449                106  96  1  VICIOUS VANDALS (1320)     RIZTAB
 67) SHAVED MAMMOTH 13-3607     219  96  1  SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)      DULLENS
130) VIOLENT FURY 14-303        127 414  1  GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
107) NEIL LEGGSTRONG 15-2990     87  61  0  BORN OF VENGEANCE (890)    MALCORN
 72) VERTIGO 16-5544             49  40  0  DRAGON'S GUARD (2050)      WILLAF
199) ATROPOS 17-4236             47  49  0  GREEK GODS II (1188)       ALJAFIR
 28) MARV JR 18-9288            109  44  1  WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
 36) PEACE 19-4280              159 152  4  DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)        ZUWAYZA
243) KHARMA 20-3112              55  47  0  WRATHMEN (2164)            SEAM
 91) GOLDENBEARD 21-6202         87  66  2  SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
  9) NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821     165 110  0  WE BE WAR FLAILS (1834)    SOLVEN
165) WILD FIRE 24-4880           66  21  4  DISASTER (2141)            ZORPUNT
179) AULIC 25-3944               40  38  0  UNKNOWN ORIGINS (1545)     LYRATILAN
 79) HEART BREAKER 26-4752       83  70  1  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1942)       CALEAM
209) KHRISTOPHER 27-3567         59  30  0  WRATHMEN (2167)            POINT
 29) PICARD 29-1995             314 181  3  STAR TREK (1066)           LAPUR
 60) TELA 30-2973                82 184  2  GAMEHENDGE (1776)          IAYE
 85) DEFIANCE 32-4619           105  48  1  ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
 17) DARTMAN 33-7161            165  79  4  COLGATE DAYS (1777)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 13) TOM THUMB 35-3791          139  64  1  THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
 16) DONNA 36-5966              127  67  4  BABES (1428)               JHANS
 73) NEPTUNE 38-2780             69  53  0  SOUL WARRIORS (648)        CLIFFHOME
229) DAY TURNER 40-4279          70  78  1  MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (2145)   ZENSU

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 66) SKITZOID SNOOPY 41-2146     50  25  0  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
194) CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     90  43  3  DUNGEON CELL (1945)        RODEKI
152) THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472      112  71  0  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (2147)   VEASTIAN
 14) MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257     84  75  0  DEVIATION (479)            KRILL
 22) KRAMER 47-5191             120  95  1  SECOND BANANAS (1947)      NORTH FORK
 30) MACBETH 49-2832            234 208  4  STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
239) SACRIFICE 51-4947           14  47  2  MIGHTY MORALS (1514)       TRICORUS
184) TUSCAN FLAME 52-4153        39  22  0  PYROMANIA (1948)           FRATSFA
 33) FALPAWIZ 55-1342           307 191  6  LORDS OF THE SWORD (1152)  KHALANI
 18) JAKARI DRAGON LORD 56-1413 124  98  3  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (539)   ROCANIS
  8) BLUE MEANIE 60-4814         79  35  0  THIEVES GUILD (1649)       ARADI
177) PINK HEART 62-3643          29  23  2  MIKE'S INK (1785)          VALAMANTIS
 27) WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885  144 128  6  THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD
  2) THE REAPER 69-8774         227 130  1  BLOOD MOON (1560)          CIMMERIAC
 21) RAZOR 70-2403              226 214  2  KAT'S PAW (1491)           SENTERN
 56) BIG DADDY KANE 71-285       61  47  2  RAP ATTACKS (1953)         KYR'TERR
249) SUNGLASSES 73-3223          14  30  1  FOUND IN THE SAND (1516)   ERINIKA
 31) LOWLY WORM 74-56           299 236  1  SCARRY BEASTIES (958)      DAYLA KIV
 23) KHYRON 75-1026             246 262  3  WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
185) PO'D PANDA 81-147           37  27  2  FURRY FURY (2154)          SHADOWSPIRE
  6) EXPLICIT 82-2474           111  63  4  CENSORED (1508)            DWES EG
143) CONSORTIUM DORK 84-7918     52  44  2  COOL DORKS (2024)          BLACKSTONE
 25) SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399      103  98  5  SEA DOGS (1817)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 42) FLEA FLICKER 97-3087        77  55  6  BLOODY SUNDAYS (1923)      SHADOW GROVE
 50) PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909  60  50  5  ARCANE BEACH DAY (2032)    SYVYN'S HILL
  1) R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 138 109  6  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1771)  SOUTH RIDGE