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Date   : 05/14/2014    Duedate: 05/27/2014

PRIMUS ARENA

DM 102    TURN 637

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DO IT AGAIN 11/1870 2704 1066  33 71.7      WASTELAND 18/751
    COLGATE DAYS 33/1777                        THE NEPHEW 82/1861
    IN THE JUNGLE 35/1865                       WASTELAND II 7/635
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1907                      DM OWNS YOU 82/1816
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 13/351                      MOTLEY CRUE 18/2196
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 96/1178                     GOLD STANDARD 75/877
    BORN OF VENGEANCE 15/890                    SANDS OF TIME 38/1362
  2 MEPHISTO'S WA 9/636  641  411   6 60.9      ADVENTURE TIME 76/2000
  3 BLOOD MOON 69/1560  2151 1589  12 57.5      IRATE FORMATIONS 3/1934
    NASTY PETS 82/1924                          WE BE WAR FLAILS 22/1834
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/343                        13 YRS & COUNTING 82/1894
    YO YO TRICKS 69/1851                        4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS 82/1965
    GATES OF FIRE 74/2011                       ARMED & GREGARIOUS 11/1938
    LIQUID CARNAGE 10/742                       THE FIRST REVENGER 18/2187
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/1573                      BLOOD ON THE SAND 3 96/2119
    OBLIVION CLEAVERS 82/1862                 7 STREET PIZZA 18/293 2559 2108  16 54.8
  4 MAMMAL MILI 82/2211 1085  848   0 56.1      SESAME STAPH 82/2108
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/731                    ANIMAL'S FARM 82/2213
    LEGENDS OF TKE 2 82/2012                    WHY I PLAY DM 82/1566
    MEDAL OF HONOR V 82/2214                    4-LETTER PIZZA 84/2217
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/1796                    LBA:ELVIS FANS 82/2177
    MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/2056                   WHY SELL THIS? 96/2117
    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/2147                   STUFF MARK SAYS 82/2112
    MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/2198                   UNFORTUNATE HAIR 82/2181
    MEDAL OF HONOR F1 43/2148                   WEST PALM COURTS 82/2180
    MEDAL OF HONOR G1 40/2145                   STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/1891
    MEDAL OF HONOR H3 41/2146                   GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1771
    MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/2199                   WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1680
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/1961                  WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1758
  5 BABES 36/1428       3091 2488  28 55.4    8 KAT'S PAW 70/1491   1396 1180  11 54.2
    CORPS 74/1496                             9 SUPERIOR FO 82/1814  788  735   6 51.7
    BUFFON 97/1976                              SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/2191
    FIERCE 75/2131                              SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 60/1950
    RAT MEN 4/1980                           10 FREAKISH 38/2220     221  207   0 51.6
    BOY O'S 51/1553                             MIKE'S INK 62/1785
    DISASTER 24/2141                            FUCHI OWNED 81/2209
    THE BEARS 35/843                            THEIVES GUILD 61/2206
    THE BEARS 37/844                            THIEVES GUILD 60/1649
    UNRELATED 9/1384                            BETTER OFF DEAD 1/2136
    THE BEARS 68/1975                        11 CULTS-R-US 12/1827    67   65   1 50.8
    THE SEALS 14/2194                        12 DRUNKEN TOA 19/1714   99   97   1 50.5
    FUNKY FOLK 18/2052                       13 STORIES 49/1444     1342 1324   5 50.3
    LETTER BOMBS 9/1601                         WEIRD AL 22/1411
    THE CREAM 3 96/1818                         ARROGANCE 18/1190
    DEATH THREAT 29/1841                        LETHAL LADIES 4/1375
    WILD THINGS 2 8/2130                        VIOLENT FEMS 35/1875
  6 FLOPS 82/1860       3552 2933  27 54.8      THE LADY'S LIST 6/1379
    011510A 5/2044                           14 STAR TREK 29/1066   1376 1396  14 49.6
    042909A 2/2001                              GAMEHENDGE 30/1776
    011808O 82/1995                             THE WARLOCKS 30/2143
    040908F 82/2022                             STAR GUARDIANS 56/1254
    071406AD 6/2002                             LORDS OF THE SWORD 55/1152
    101308B 84/2023                          15 GENERATION X 3/1933   41   42   1 49.4

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    BAD HAND 24/1364                            THE STORM FRONT 41/1944
 16 CENSORED 82/1508     448  469   3 48.9      SEA DOGS 18/1782
    APPLE CIDER 21/2091                         SEA DOGS 21/1840
    INCANTATION 18/2089                         SEA DOGS 35/2203
    MOB TACTICS 82/2175                         SEA DOGS 96/1817
    1976 RAIDERS 82/2176                        DUNGEON CELL 42/1945
    THIRSTY THUGS 9/1668                        DUNGEON CELL 4 82/2021
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/2120                       SHEWISH BUFFET 26/2200
    THIRSTY THUGS 10/1023                       SHEWISH BUFFET 78/2207
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/2085                       DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1993
    VICIOUS VANDALS 12/1320                     DUNGEON CELL 48 84/2116
    LIFE'S TOO SHORT 82/2102                    DUNGEON CELL 75 82/2183
 17 ANIMALISM 6/1592     413  446   2 48.1      DUNGEON CELL 77 82/1994
    THOSE WHO RULE 12/2087                      DUNGEON CELL 97 82/2182
    WIDER IS BETTER 21/2165                     DUNGEON CELL B9 82/2070
 18 RHYME TYME 55/587   1174 1272   6 48.0      DUNGEON CELL S08C 99/2123
    WE WANT RAISES 75/922                    27 COOL DORKS 84/2024   582  794  11 42.3
    SCARRY BEASTIES 74/958                      SWEORDMASTERS 1/1275
    GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/2144                  CONSANGUINEOUS 8/2004
 19 LUROCIANS X 82/1813  130  152   2 46.1      BLOODY SUNDAYS 97/1923
    LUROCIANS EXTREME 11/2048                   SECOND BANANAS 47/1947
 20 ALCHEMY 18/1903      275  324   6 45.9      MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1706
    TECHNOLOGY 5/1181                           THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/2184
    UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/183                        PERFECTION QUEST 13 13/1940
 21 KAOS 47/1997          78   99   0 44.1   28 KNIGHTS OF R 56/539  144  197   1 42.2
    FURRY FURY 81/2154                       29-AESIR 3/631           85  120   1 41.5
    FURRY FURY 84/2215                       30 TREKKERS 29/2169      58   83   0 41.1
    BLOOD FROG 3 99/2219                        CUNNING RUNTS 19/2090
    ANCIENT LORDS 82/1917                       ULTRA-VIOLENT 26/1942
    BLOOD FROGS 2 98/2218                    31 MMM BEER 35/2077     318  462   0 40.8
 22 DEVIATION 2/2042     436  555   0 44.0      MMM BEER! 7/2083
    DEVIATION 44/479                            MMMM BEER! 13/2088
    DEVIATION 15/1871                           SISTERHOOD 84/1921
    DEVIATION 17/2082                           SERPENTS HOLD 36/2095
    DEVIATION 61/2079                           DRAGON'S GUARD 16/2050
    DEVIATION 82/1835                           SERPENT'S HOLD 46/1879
    PYROMANIA 52/1948                           SERPENTS HOLD 2 9/2192
    RAP ATTACKS 71/1953                         DRAGON'S GUARD V 84/2216
    STATE OF MIND 3/498                         ZOMBIE SQUAD III 22/2006
    DA DOG POWNDAZ 41/1877                      CELESTIAL KNIGHTS 68/1951
    DA DOG POWNDAZ 55/2078                   32 CENTER FOR O 18/462   15   24   0 38.5
    DA DOG POWNDAZ 61/1868                   33 THE TAKEN 29/895      68  121   0 36.0
 23 LADIES 82/2212        43   55   0 43.9      SOUL WARRIORS 38/648
    THE ALLIANCE 56/588                         HERO ALLIANCE 35/1246
    THE MENTORS 10/2086                      34 WRATHMEN 20/2164      10   19   0 34.5
 24 DEMONSPAWN 33/520     42   55   0 43.3      WRATHMEN 27/2167
    DRAGON LORDS 10/2193                     35 SHEPHERDS 18/1292    197  412  11 32.3
    ARMED MANIACS 17/2195                       RABBIT DROPPINGS 13/2049
 25 LOOK OUT!! 24/2160   329  438   1 42.9      FOUND IN THE SAND 73/1516
    TEAM FLOYD 38/1298                          GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/2061
    BLUNT FORCE 29/2161                      36 STEEL BLADES 30/933   87  205   1 29.8
    VELVET MAFIA 5/2071                         DEMONIC FURY 44/2038
    COLLEGE RADIO 32/2036                    37 CLAN LONGBE 81/2210   26   67   0 28.0
    COLLEGE RADIO 98/1681                    38 GENETIC MISHA 14/32  492 1306   3 27.4
    THE WAIVER WIRE 59/2072                  39 DEADLY RAGE 69/867     4   20   0 16.7
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/2032                 40 OBSIDIAN HA 33/2202    0    3   0  0.0
    MUSIC TO KILL BY 96/1740                    IRON CATHEDRAL 52/2185
    ARCANE GREATS FTF 96/2162                41 NOMADIC TRI 21/2197    1    1   0 50.0
    INTERSTELLAR PORK 33/2029                   DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/2208
    THE MOTHERSHIP 006 33/2037               42 DELTA BLUES 30/2201    0    2   0  0.0
 26 SEA DOGS 7/1708      520  696   8 42.8      MEN OF STEEL 56/2205
    SEA DOGS 9/1937                          43 EMETICS 45/2204        0    1   0  0.0

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out PRIMUS to see 
what's new.  MVP award for EIGHTH MATE?  SEA DOGS' proud of her after beating SLAYER 
II and getting 61 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  SLAYER II's match with 
EIGHTH MATE cost him a loss of 96 points!  And I was just getting used to the 
ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome MENDELSSOHN.  Aren't MEPHISTO'S 
WALTZ proud.  (Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  
Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  WASTELAND was the most avoided team.  Is a 392-322-3 
record really that scary?  I don't know what SATAN'S KINGDOM's been doing.  They 
certainly haven't been accepting many fights from WASTELAND, that's fer sher.  Like, 
is NEBUCHADNEZZAR popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of PRIMUS!  
He's got a 168-113-0, is that good?  DREAD is being unfair.  It's challenged down 38 
against VILLIAGE IDIOT.  I don't know why they let this stuff go on.  (I'd better 
shut up) I was sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in PRIMUS.  DREAD got 9 points 
after beating VILLIAGE IDIOT, 38 points below it.  Ooh!  Did POWERLUNGERITIS really 
know what she was doing when she challenged SHARKY?  A 89-70-0 speaks volumes.  
(Zontoni said that.  I don't know what it means.) POWERLUNGERITIS was so studly out 
there in the sands!  Beating SHARKY and getting 31 points.  ANIMALISM must be proud, 
for sure!  Speaking of challenging 71 points above did you hear about BRASS MONKEY of 
DEVIATION vs. STEEL BLADES' WYNETT?  (And how was that intro!) WYNETT subdued BRASS 
MONKEY, and was I surprised (right!).  But its a good thing WYNETT could stop 
laughing long enough to give BRASS MONKEY a good pounding.  Some fights are really 
unfair.  How do you think FUGAZI feels about being challenged by E AHO LAULA, 18 
points above him?  E AHO LAULA beat FUGAZI.  No surprise about that.  Really I'm not 
surprised E AHO LAULA would do such a scummy thing, either.   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

PRIMUS GUARDIANS                   W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  1) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894          366 156  2 MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL

THE TOWER GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  2) RABID-GERBIL 68-6931        190 108    THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD
  3)-R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  139 112  6 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1771)  SOUTH RIDGE
  4) JACK DANIELS 51-3084        163 101  3 BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
  5) LITTLEST TYRANT 82-55890    102  43  1 THE NEPHEW (1861)          DWES EG
  6) FRANKENBERRY 82-51803       115  57  1 DM OWNS YOU (1816)         DWES EG
  7) THE REAPER 69-8774          229 134  1 BLOOD MOON (1560)          CIMMERIAC
  8) WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885   148 128  6 THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD
  9) TOM THUMB 35-3791           143  65  1 THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
 10) NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821      168 113    WE BE WAR FLAILS (1834)    SOLVEN
 11) TERMINUS 97-484             153  91  7 BUFFON (1976)              SHADOW GROVE

THE ELITE GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 12) BOB ETERNAL 38-4460         150  46  2 SANDS OF TIME (1362)       CLIFFHOME
 13) FURIOUS BEAR 37-762         387 119 10 THE BEARS (844)            SIBIKHAS
 14) EXPLICIT 82-2474            114  66  4 CENSORED (1508)            DWES EG
 15) MARCIANO 96-1446            106  83  6 THE CREAM 3 (1818)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 16)-BLUE MEANIE 60-4814          81  37    THIEVES GUILD (1649)       ARADI
 17) KRAMER 47-5191              123  98  1 SECOND BANANAS (1947)      NORTH FORK
 18) LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82-55739  110  61    13 YRS & COUNTING (1894)   DWES EG
 19) MIPHON 10-2706              305 171  4 LIQUID CARNAGE (742)       KOLACT
 20) JAKARI DRAGON LORD 56-1413  130  98  3 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (539)   ROCANIS
 21) DARTMAN 33-7161             170  80  4 COLGATE DAYS (1777)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 22) CUNNING FOX 4-3906          334 133  4 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 23) MILLER KNIGHT 10-3610       165 130  5 THIRSTY THUGS (1023)       KOLACT
 24) DONNA 36-5966               129  70  4 BABES (1428)               JHANS

THE ELITE GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 25) STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443         67  40    RAT MEN (1980)             JHELUM
 26) FALPAWIZ 55-1342            310 194  6 LORDS OF THE SWORD (1152)  KHALANI
 27) MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257      86  79    DEVIATION (479)            KRILL
 28) PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         144  51  2 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706)    MORDANT
 29) AMISH PARADISE 22-5170      233 219  7 WEIRD AL (1411)            SOLVEN
 30) MARV JR 18-9288             114  45  1 WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
 31) COBRA 29-4355               120  65  1 DEATH THREAT (1841)        LAPUR

DEFENDERS OF THE TOWER             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 32) SAMURAI 75-3119             110  71  1 GOLD STANDARD (877)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 33) RAZOR 70-2403               229 217  2 KAT'S PAW (1491)           SENTERN
 34)-SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       106 100  5 SEA DOGS (1817)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 35) CAPTAIN POLAND 18-6614      235 138  4 THE FIRST REVENGER (2187)  TALCAMA
 36) SID 12-3449                 112  96  1 VICIOUS VANDALS (1320)     RIZTAB
 37) LEE AT TOURNEY 4-3565       254 250  1 LETHAL LADIES (1375)       JHELUM
 38) SOULSNARE 82-37248           81  57    OBLIVION CLEAVERS (1862)   DWES EG
 39) PEACE 19-4280               164 153  4 DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)        ZUWAYZA
 40) KHYRON 75-1026              248 266  3 WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 41) CREDIT LINE 82-1366          90  96    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1758)DWES EG
 42) PICARD 29-1995              318 183  3 STAR TREK (1066)           LAPUR
 43) GRINGOLD 7-2416             108 128  4 SEA DOGS (1708)            BONSUR
 44) LAZAR WOLF 4-1169           318 183  4 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 45) WAYWARD SON 1-8180           92  47  4 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706)    MORDANT
 46) MASQUERADE 8-2297           151  96  1 WILD THINGS 2 (2130)       ARKERS
 47) ROCKWELL 7-5003              58  60    UNDEAD ARTISTS (183)       BONSUR
 48) LOWLY WORM 74-56            302 239  1 SCARRY BEASTIES (958)      DAYLA KIV
 49) THE LITTLE ONE 56-1432      233 269  4 STAR GUARDIANS (1254)      ROCANIS
 50) JAKE THE DOG 76-1694        128  67  5 ADVENTURE TIME (2000)      SIMTAKKA
 51) FLEA FLICKER 97-3087         77  61  6 BLOODY SUNDAYS (1923)      SHADOW GROVE
 52) BRASS BELLS 9-4417           93  75  1 UNRELATED (1384)           ZUKAL
 53) SITTING BULL 4-1016         265 179  8 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 54) TRIP'S TRASH 59-834         107  81    THE WAIVER WIRE (2072)     ILLIS
 55) SPIRITBANE 7-1601           127 107  1 MMM BEER! (2083)           BONSUR
 56) MACBETH 49-2832             237 211  4 STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
 57) DOC STEELE 18-5277          232 232 11 ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 58) A NEW PONY! 82-1306         149 147  1 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1680) DWES EG
 59)-HAGAR 3-3717                 58  36    AESIR (631)                OSKSI
 60) GOLDWRAP 82-11886            98  58    SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (1814)  DWES EG
 61)-DEE DEE 8-384               141  52  2 WILD THINGS 2 (2130)       ARKERS

LEGION OF THE WAND                 W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 62) MARV 82-41424                76  35    4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS (1965)  DWES EG
 63) DIRTY ZEALOT 82-55889        72  53    FLOPS (1860)               DWES EG
 64) SHAVED MAMMOTH 13-3607      224  97  1 SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)      DULLENS
 65) DOMINION 22-5043             80  78    ZOMBIE SQUAD III (2006)    SOLVEN
 66) BLOOD WIZARD 18-5551        242 212  3 ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 67) ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         158  73    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
 68) D. FILER 9-4721             123  67  1 LETTER BOMBS (1601)        ZUKAL
 69) THE PERFECT DRUG 3-6943      70  43    IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)    OSKSI
 70) PINK MINK 55-220            290 261  2 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 71) PERFECT SNOTLING 60-8403     57  28    SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950)ARADI
 72) TELA 30-2973                 83 189  2 GAMEHENDGE (1776)          IAYE
 73) SKITZOID SNOOPY 41-2146      50  31    DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
 74) CALAVERA 9-4915              90  72    THIRSTY THUGS (1668)       ZUKAL
 75) SWIFT 75-181                299 240  5 WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 76) TRUMP 24-4359               151 165  2 BAD HAND (1364)            ZORPUNT
 77) NO SALARY CAP 82-6494        91  69  2 WHY I PLAY DM (1566)       DWES EG
 78) PARROT KEEPER 21-6157        68  45  2 SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
 79) THE HELLION 32-668          143 101  2 COLLEGE RADIO (2036)       ARVAT
 80) YELLOW LEDBETTER 38-2752    108 103  1 TEAM FLOYD (1298)          CLIFFHOME
 81) NINJA WARTHOG 96-413        145  71  7 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1178)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 82) COLD HANDS 5-3877            95  52    VELVET MAFIA (2071)        KALTOS
 83) POWERLUNGERITIS 6-1504       89  70    ANIMALISM (1592)           TRANSEL

LEGION OF THE WAND                 W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 84) THE BLACK FOX 52-1169        64  49  3 IRON CATHEDRAL (2185)      FRATSFA
 85) MR. GHERKIN 6-6385           55  19    071406AD (2002)            TRANSEL
 86) URBANE ELF 33-2253           97  67    THE MOTHERSHIP 006 (2037)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 87) BLIND BARBER 82-42371        71  49    DUNGEON CELL 77 (1994)     DWES EG
 88) WRATH OF ONE 82-11628        74  99  2 LUROCIANS XII (1813)       DWES EG
 89) SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5-5033       77  21  1 011510A (2044)             KALTOS
 90) DAMEON 33-1921               82  76  2 DEMONSPAWN (520)           NIATOLI ISLAND
 91) TAPS 96-841                  49  52  5 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1740)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 92) TARLOCK 6-4615              230 212  3 THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
 93) DEFIANCE 32-4619            108  51  1 ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
 94) ALVIN YORK 3-6156           186 129    OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
 95) MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! 60-8618    77  48  1 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950)ARADI
 96) CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     213 130  3 YO YO TRICKS (1851)        CIMMERIAC
 97) SISTER X 12-6340            114 107  1 CULTS-R-US (1827)          RIZTAB
 98) I BACKSTROKE 35-1562        157  88  1 IN THE JUNGLE (1865)       MURSKA
 99) GOLDENBEARD 21-6202          91  68  2 SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
100) FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862         236 241  2 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
101)-DINAH MIGHT 18-9229          97  57  3 FUNKY FOLK (2052)          TALCAMA

THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
102)-SHADOW ANGEL 82-45588        87  68  1 ANCIENT LORDS (1917)       DWES EG
103) AXE MURDERER 82-51085        62  45  2 DUNGEON CELL 4 (2021)      DWES EG
104) KAIDEN 35-3108              205 220  2 VIOLENT FEMS (1875)        MURSKA
105) SKITZO FRAY NICK 3-2912      52  39    STATE OF MIND (498)        OSKSI
106) THE MONARCH 2-5688           68  35    042909A (2001)             NIANIA
107) LUCRETIA BORGIA 4-3563      175 219    LETHAL LADIES (1375)       JHELUM
108) FGC 47-6648                  62  40    KAOS (1997)                NORTH FORK
109) NEPTUNE 38-2780              69  59    SOUL WARRIORS (648)        CLIFFHOME
110) NEIL LEGGSTRONG 15-2990      91  63    BORN OF VENGEANCE (890)    MALCORN
111) FRAIL WHALE 55-1968         228 302  3 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
112) BETTERTHANEVER 7-5932        57  26  1 WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
113)-CONUNDRUM 8-4892             78  59  1 CONSANGUINEOUS (2004)      ARKERS
114) SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558       106  90  7 STREET PIZZA (293)         TALCAMA
115) SUPER SENIOR 3-4728          76  64  5 GENERATION X (1933)        OSKSI
116) HAM BURGLAR 99-1620          86  63  4 DUNGEON CELL S08C (2123)   SOUTH RIDGE
117) MALICE IN CHAINS 15-3729     86  68    DEVIATION (1871)           MALCORN
118) HEART BREAKER 26-4752        87  72  1 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1942)       CALEAM
119) DRASTIC MEASURES 2-4537      78  55  1 DEVIATION (2042)           NIANIA
120) DREAD 32-4666                81  36    ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
121) NEOPHYTE 82-4574            124 105  1 LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (2012)    DWES EG
122) SHARKY 18-5306              194 271  4 ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
123) SHOTGUN GANDHI 11-6760       53  36    ARMED & GREGARIOUS (1938)  ARUAK CITY
124) ZALTAN 6-4616               173 268  4 THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
125)-BARROCH 18-2684             110 104  1 SHEPHERDS (1292)           TALCAMA
126) VIGO 18-6086                111  59  1 ALCHEMY (1903)             TALCAMA
127) BULLETPROOF MONK 11-4999     43  34  2 LUROCIANS EXTREME (2048)   ARUAK CITY
128) JUNKYARD DOG 55-3179         82  71  2 DA DOG POWNDAZ (2078)      KHALANI
129) CONSORTIUM DORK 84-7918      55  47  2 COOL DORKS (2024)          BLACKSTONE
130)-GOSSAMER 35-3656             80  58  1 MMM BEER (2077)            MURSKA
131) FIREDRAKE 30-2070            90  81  3 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
132) MISTY BLUE 74-2944           62  41  3 CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
133) STINGRAY 30-2264             53  68    STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
134) SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272       61  41  1 SEA DOGS (1782)            TALCAMA
135) BART SIMPSON 19-5072         67  61  1 CUNNING RUNTS (2090)       ZUWAYZA
136) AMBULANCE CHASER 75-1219     87  46  4 FIERCE (2131)              JADE MOUNTAIN
137) SCREAMING EAGLE 4-6498       56  53  1 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
138) ROYAL PRETENDER 82-33733    117 112    DUNGEON CELL 21 (1993)     DWES EG
139) VERTIGO 16-5544              51  44    DRAGON'S GUARD (2050)      WILLAF
140) MIFFED SANDY 96-3444         58  34  3 BLOOD ON THE SAND 3 (2119) OLD VALAMANTIS
141) EDDIE RICKENBACKER 82-17776  92 130  3 MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (1961)  DWES EG
142)-WYRD 1-8156                  73  81  2 SWEORDMASTERS (1275)       MORDANT
143) PLACES THE LOTION... 98-909  62  54  5 ARCANE BEACH DAY (2032)    SYVYN'S HILL
144) #NULL 82-54215               54  33  2 011808O (1995)             DWES EG

THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
145) BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570       92  81    DO IT AGAIN (1870)         ARUAK CITY
146) FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809    68  54  4 COLLEGE RADIO (1681)       SYVYN'S HILL
147) WILD FIRE 24-4880            68  25  4 DISASTER (2141)            ZORPUNT
148) JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     114  79  2 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (2056)   KATI-TEI
149) SUICIDE 21-4832              48  29  1 APPLE CIDER (2091)         SUNSET
150) CANNIBAL COOK 84-11985       33  22  1 DUNGEON CELL 48 (2116)     BLACKSTONE
151) EIGHTH MATE 9-5437           39  21  1 SEA DOGS (1937)            ZUKAL

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
152) THE LADY 29-2226             92  71  1 THE TAKEN (895)            LAPUR
153) HOUSE MOUSE 55-221          224 332  3 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
154) HEMLOCK 68-2193              71  91  2 CELESTIAL KNIGHTS (1951)   FIREHOLD
155) ED 209 5-3955                65  90  4 TECHNOLOGY (1181)          KALTOS
156) VILLIAGE IDIOT 14-304       301 370  2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
157) VIOLENT FURY 14-303         127 420  1 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
158) CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330        57  65  1 TECHNOLOGY (1181)          KALTOS
159) GROGGY DOGGY 55-223         238 323    RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
160) PHANTASMAL 84-10204          51  48    SISTERHOOD (1921)          BLACKSTONE
161) SONIC 56-1695                59  38  2 THE ALLIANCE (588)         ROCANIS
162) SNAKE OIL SALESMAN 82-49671  71  73  2 DUNGEON CELL 97 (2182)     DWES EG
163) KYRA 36-7316                 72  38  1 BABES (1428)               JHANS
164) VIOLATOR 44-2122             66  86  1 DEMONIC FURY (2038)        KRILL
165)-JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143     41  32    PERFECTION QUEST 13 (1940) DULLENS
166) ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426      102 124  1 MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (1961)  DWES EG
167) DRINK HARD 82-9194           20  25    LIFE'S TOO SHORT (2102)    DWES EG
168) CONTRABAND 82-22745          38  35    DEVIATION (1835)           DWES EG
169) TUSCAN FLAME 52-4153         41  26    PYROMANIA (1948)           FRATSFA
170) CLARISA 38-2493              92  53    SOUL WARRIORS (648)        CLIFFHOME
171) LASSIE'S EVIL TWIN 61-2411   82  52  4 DA DOG POWNDAZ (1868)      JURINE
172) PINK HEART 62-3643           33  25  2 MIKE'S INK (1785)          VALAMANTIS
173) DECK SWAB 18-2148            74 109  2 SEA DOGS (1782)            TALCAMA
174) CANDIRU 18-9624              51  18    STREET PIZZA (293)         TALCAMA
175) WYNETT 30-2340               61  83  2 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
176) FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     153  73  1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
177) BELIAL 7-3838               192 103  3 WICKED MARTYRS (2085)      BONSUR
178) RABID DOG 82-1078            49  65    NASTY PETS (1924)          DWES EG
179) SUGAR HILL GANG 71-6416      41  25  2 RAP ATTACKS (1953)         KYR'TERR
180)-CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488      94  44  3 DUNGEON CELL (1945)        RODEKI
181) KIPPER 18-1478              134  52  1 STREET PIZZA (293)         TALCAMA
182) PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748   42  28  3 ARCANE GREATS FTF (2162)   OLD VALAMANTIS
183) CREATOR RUSH 84-5327         60  36  4 101308B (2023)             BLACKSTONE
184) NECROMANCER 18-6386          47  36    INCANTATION (2089)         TALCAMA
185) BITTER EMPLOYEES 82-37737    43  30  1 WEST PALM COURTS (2180)    DWES EG
186) ASHAR 30-1777                71  85  3 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
187) SOLOMON 35-2758              67  50  1 HERO ALLIANCE (1246)       MURSKA
188) MARCINKO 97-961             108  55  5 ROGUE WARRIOR (2120)       SHADOW GROVE
189) LINK HOGTHROB 33-5358        55  45    INTERSTELLAR PORK (2029)   NIATOLI ISLAND
190) FURIOUS ANGER 17-5753        54  44    DEVIATION (2082)           ALJAFIR
191) FANG 36-7526                 26  18    SERPENTS HOLD (2095)       JHANS
192) THUNDAR BEAGLE! 14-852      145 390  2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
193) ARTHUR DEFRANZO 3-6646       97 106  1 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
194) RED DAWG 41-2689             73  54  2 DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
195) EAR 82-39911                 30  31    UNFORTUNATE HAIR (2181)    DWES EG
196) BLOOD PIE 96-1918           119  85  6 WHY SELL THIS? (2117)      OLD VALAMANTIS
197) WHITE THUNDER 4-6040         76  61    TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
198) THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       113  76    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (2147)   VEASTIAN
199) POLYNIKES 74-4191            59  48    GATES OF FIRE (2011)       DAYLA KIV
200) SMUG BUG 55-2900            148 224    RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
201) MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       111  70  2 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (2191) JHELUM
202) HAPPY APPLE 3-6492          104  81  4 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
203) SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583     92 110  1 THE WARLOCKS (2143)        IAYE
204) IPECAC 45-3625               89  84    EMETICS (2204)             STORMCROWE
205) SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603       88 113  1 GAMEHENDGE (1776)          IAYE

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
206) DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718          84 106  1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
207) FLESH FLAYER 26-4751         84  72  1 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1942)       CALEAM
208) BEAVER 82-39056              78  41  1 ANIMAL'S FARM (2213)       DWES EG
209) BLINKY 18-2683               77 145  4 SHEPHERDS (1292)           TALCAMA
210) DUKE OF DOOM 56-1316         73  49  4 THE ALLIANCE (588)         ROCANIS
211) MIRAGE 84-10230              66  46  1 DRAGON'S GUARD V (2216)    BLACKSTONE
212) CHARLIE PATTON 30-3911       66  41    DELTA BLUES (2201)         IAYE
213) CECIL BOLTON 82-42248        66  55    MEDAL OF HONOR V (2214)    DWES EG
214)-HEINRIK 81-1257              65  50  1 CLAN LONGBEARD (2210)      SHADOWSPIRE
215) SEGAL 14-3779                64  29    THE SEALS (2194)           TOBIR
216) THE ATOMIZER 18-7753         63  38    MAD SCIENTISTS (1573)      TALCAMA
217) BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614     55  37    DRAGONBANE GUILD (2208)    SHADOWSPIRE
218) SHADOW BLADE 46-2972         53  37  6 SERPENT'S HOLD (1879)      ARDIVENT
219) AMATEUR EMBALMER 82-53433    47  68  3 DUNGEON CELL B9 (2070)     DWES EG
220) THELONIUS 21-6631            47  38  2 NOMADIC TRIBE (2197)       SUNSET
221) MOHNSOON MAYHEM 41-4444      45  47    THE STORM FRONT (1944)     KATI-TEI
222) WAY OF THE WICKED 82-33235   42  26  1 DEVIATION (1835)           DWES EG
223) VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565         42  72    MAMMAL MILITIA (2211)      DWES EG
224) AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206       39  34  4 BLOOD FROG 3 (2219)        SOUTH RIDGE
225) CALIS 56-3426                39  52    MEN OF STEEL (2205)        ROCANIS
226) SPYDER 61-2675               35  27    THEIVES GUILD (2206)       JURINE
227) AZMUS 82-4139                33  41    MOB TACTICS (2175)         DWES EG
228) TORRI 82-22851               33  22    LADIES (2212)              DWES EG
229) GONE TO GEORGIA 82-28596     32  33    STREET PIZZAD XXI (1891)   DWES EG
230) FALLSWORTH 33-2427           29  14    OBSIDIAN HALL (2202)       NIATOLI ISLAND
231) PEPP 84-27296                21   0    4-LETTER PIZZA (2217)      BLACKSTONE
232)-TANNY 36-7429                42  53    SERPENTS HOLD (2095)       JHANS
233) FROO-FROO 18-9589            92  44  4 CENTER FOR OLDS (462)      TALCAMA
234) DAY TURNER 40-4279           71  83  1 MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (2145)   ZENSU
235) CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       165  88  2 THE WARLOCKS (2143)        IAYE
236) LEO POWERS 43-4599           80  78    MEDAL OF HONOR F1 (2148)   VEASTIAN
237) MR. STREPTOCOCCUS 82-26366   74  58    SESAME STAPH (2108)        DWES EG
238) CEER 96-1537                 39  57  4 THE BLOODGUARD 2 (2184)    OLD VALAMANTIS
239) UNCLE FEISTY 82-55652        50  47    040908F (2022)             DWES EG
240) SLAYER II 10-2125            59  40  1 THE MENTORS (2086)         KOLACT
241) MABUSHI 9-5548               47  49    SERPENTS HOLD 2 (2192)     ZUKAL
242) ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648         94  99  1 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (2199)   CALEAM
243)-FURIOUS FOX 81-143           50  53  1 FURRY FURY (2154)          SHADOWSPIRE
244) KHRISTOPHER 27-3567          61  34    WRATHMEN (2167)            POINT
245) POOP SLINGER 24-4478         53  18    LOOK OUT!! (2160)          ZORPUNT
246) ROBERT DUNLAP 41-4378        82  68    MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (2146)   KATI-TEI
247) ARIES 69-4434                40  49    DEADLY RAGE (867)          CIMMERIAC
248) POSTAL WORKER 17-3680        36  33  1 ARMED MANIACS (2195)       ALJAFIR
249) BLUE BADGER 84-5186          37  33  2 FURRY FURY (2215)          BLACKSTONE
250) PO'D PANDA 81-147            38  31  2 FURRY FURY (2154)          SHADOWSPIRE
251) E AHO LAULA 21-4224          64  40    WIDER IS BETTER (2165)     SUNSET
252) KHARMA 20-3112               58  50    WRATHMEN (2164)            SEAM
253) WILLIE BROWN 82-13201        30  30    1976 RAIDERS (2176)        DWES EG
254) RAMPAGE 32-5076              26  14    ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
255) BOATSWAIN 18-9958            49  45  1 SEA DOGS (1782)            TALCAMA
256) HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM 82-16584 65  73    LBA:ELVIS FANS (2177)      DWES EG
257) KOOKABURRA 33-4151          168 207  5 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (2144)  NIATOLI ISLAND
258) TONY SIRAGUSA 1-7882         50  42    BETTER OFF DEAD (2136)     MORDANT
259) KLAA 10-2531                 39  42  2 DRAGON LORDS (2193)        KOLACT
260) SUNGLASSES 73-3223           14  36  1 FOUND IN THE SAND (1516)   ERINIKA
261) IRON SHACKLE 82-50451        27  15    DUNGEON CELL 75 (2183)     DWES EG
262) QUARK 29-5505                50  57  1 TREKKERS (2169)            LAPUR
263) UH-OH 82-33703               61  70  2 STUFF MARK SAYS (2112)     DWES EG
264)-GIFT CERTIFICATE 65-6787     27  44  1 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (2061)DAL SHANG
265) BRASS MONKEY 61-3379         36  30  1 DEVIATION (2079)           JURINE
266) FUGAZI 38-3565               44  61  2 TEAM FLOYD (1298)          CLIFFHOME
267) SAM ADAMS 13-5376            48  50  1 MMMM BEER! (2088)          DULLENS

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
268)-ALLAH 13-2440                27  36    RABBIT DROPPINGS (2049)    DULLENS

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JACK DANIELS slimly won victory over NEBUCHADNEZZAR in a 90 minute Challenge fight.
RABID-GERBIL outlasted THE REAPER in a exciting 15 minute gory Challenge melee.
MASKED INTRUDER viciously subdued COBRA in a crowd pleasing 10 minute Challenge brawl.
DARTMAN savagely defeated AMISH PARADISE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
KRAMER won victory over STANLEY'S CUP in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
DIRTY ZEALOT devastated DOMINION in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
MASQUERADE vanquished FLEA FLICKER in a popular 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SHAVED MAMMOTH was viciously subdued by SPIRITBANE in a 28 minute Challenge fight.
SKITZOID SNOOPY was handily defeated by ROCKWELL in a 6 minute Challenge bout.
DEFIANCE was savagely defeated by BLIND BARBER in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
NINJA WARTHOG demolished TAPS in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
NEIL LEGGSTRONG was outwaited by LUCRETIA BORGIA in a 8 minute Challenge conflict.
WAYWARD SON overpowered D. FILER in a 2 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
THE PERFECT DRUG was savagely defeated by THE LITTLE ONE in a 15 minute brawl.
I BACKSTROKE overpowered FUNNY BUNNY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
TRUMP beat AXE MURDERER in a popular 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
SKITZO FRAY NICK devastated NEPTUNE in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
CONSORTIUM DORK was demolished by JUNKYARD DOG in a 2 minute uneven Challenge bout.
BIONIC BUFFALO handily defeated VIOLENT FURY in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
MISTY BLUE was defeated by SHOTGUN GANDHI in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.
AMBULANCE CHASER beat SCREAMING EAGLE in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
DREAD overpowered VILLIAGE IDIOT in a 2 minute uneven Challenge match.
POWERLUNGERITIS narrowly defeated SHARKY in a action packed 4 minute Challenge duel.
WILD FIRE was overcome by #NULL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
MALICE IN CHAINS overpowered STINGRAY in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CEER was overpowered by FROO-FROO in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CONTRABAND was narrowly defeated by DRINK HARD in a exciting 7 minute Challenge bout.
WAY OF THE WICKED was overpowered by PEPP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
BRASS MONKEY was bested by WYNETT in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel.
KYRA was bested by PHANTASMAL in a exciting 6 minute Challenge battle.
FURIOUS ANGER devastated FANG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
E AHO LAULA defeated FUGAZI in a 2 minute brutal Challenge match.
RAMPAGE was overcome by KHARMA in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge match.
FURIOUS BEAR was savagely defeated by MENDELSSOHN in a 3 minute Title bout.
LITTLEST TYRANT viciously subdued CUNNING FOX in a crowd pleasing 9 minute match.
MARCIANO was outlasted by FRANKENBERRY in a exciting 13 minute fight.
WALL PAPER HANGER viciously subdued LITTLE GIRL CRUSH in a 10 minute duel.
TERMINUS slimly won victory over FALPAWIZ in a crowd pleasing 8 minute gory duel.
TOM THUMB outwaited SAMURAI in a crowd pleasing 10 minute match.
BOB ETERNAL viciously subdued EXPLICIT in a exciting 8 minute brutal conflict.
MIPHON savagely defeated BLOOD WIZARD in a popular 3 minute gruesome battle.
MILLER KNIGHT overpowered DONNA in a popular 7 minute uneven bout.
MARV JR viciously subdued PEACE in a exciting 10 minute brutal duel.
JAKARI DRAGON LORD slimly won victory over KHYRON in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
RAZOR overpowered CAPTAIN POLAND in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody mismatched bout.
PRODIGAL SON savagely defeated GOLDWRAP in a exciting 3 minute brutal struggle.
SOULSNARE devastated THE BLACK FOX in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
DOC STEELE narrowly defeated PERFECT SNOTLING in a crowd pleasing 5 minute contest.
SID overpowered TELA in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
MACBETH was overpowered by LAZAR WOLF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
BRASS BELLS overpowered SISTER X in a action packed 2 minute brutal one-sided match.
URBANE ELF was handily defeated by MARV in a popular 4 minute mismatched battle.
GRINGOLD devastated FGC in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
CREDIT LINE vanquished KAIDEN in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
A NEW PONY! savagely defeated SWIFT in a action packed 6 minute brutal melee.
TRIP'S TRASH demolished CHOKING CHICKEN in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
JAKE THE DOG overpowered ETERNAL D.J. in a action packed 2 minute one-sided contest.
LEE AT TOURNEY overpowered PARROT KEEPER in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided match.
SITTING BULL narrowly defeated WRATH OF ONE in a crowd pleasing 13 minute fight.
PICARD devastated LOWLY WORM in a exciting 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
THE MONARCH was outwaited by MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! in a exciting 7 minute brawl.
ALVIN YORK was narrowly defeated by NO SALARY CAP in a action packed 3 minute fight.
GOLDENBEARD demolished FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE in a exciting 2 minute uneven conflict.
COLD HANDS was defeated by CALAVERA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
SCOOTIE PUFF JR savagely defeated FIREDRAKE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fray.
DAMEON demolished EDDIE RICKENBACKER in a 2 minute brutal mismatched bout.
TARLOCK devastated VIGO in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
ZALTAN was savagely defeated by THE HELLION in a action packed 3 minute brutal match.
MR. GHERKIN slimly lost to PINK MINK in a exciting 2 minute bout.
YELLOW LEDBETTER overpowered CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
BULLETPROOF MONK vanquished KHRISTOPHER in a action packed 3 minute one-sided fray.
SLAYER II was handily defeated by EIGHTH MATE in a 2 minute mismatched battle.
ROYAL PRETENDER overpowered DRUNK DENNIS in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
JAMES DOOLITTLE handily defeated CALIS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
VERTIGO overpowered BEAVER in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
HOUSE MOUSE devastated DAY TURNER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
GROGGY DOGGY was bested by SHEWISH WHALER in a popular 3 minute gruesome melee.
BETTERTHANEVER devastated FALLSWORTH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FRAIL WHALE handily defeated TORRI in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
NEOPHYTE vanquished CHARLIE PATTON in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
SOLOMON lost to BART SIMPSON in a crowd pleasing 5 minute duel.
SOLSBURY HILL demolished QUARK in a 2 minute gory uneven match.
ED 209 vanquished MICHAEL COOPER in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven fray.
SUICIDE handily defeated THE ATOMIZER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided battle.
CANNIBAL COOK outwaited CECIL BOLTON in a crowd pleasing 8 minute duel.
HAM BURGLAR overpowered BALLIOL BLACKMOON in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
HEMLOCK beat HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM in a 2 minute bout.
MIFFED SANDY was devastated by DRASTIC MEASURES in a 2 minute uneven match.
PLACES THE LOTION... vanquished UH-OH in a exciting 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
SUPER SENIOR defeated POLYNIKES in a action packed 2 minute fight.
THE LADY demolished VIOLATOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome uneven contest.
HEART BREAKER vanquished SPYDER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory uneven fray.
SUNGLASSES was demolished by RED DAWG in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SUGAR HILL GANG savagely defeated BLINKY in a popular 4 minute gruesome bout.
ARIES was viciously subdued by ARTHUR DEFRANZO in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory fray.
PINK HEART demolished CRAZY FINGERS in a exciting 3 minute bloody mismatched conflict.
LASSIE'S EVIL TWIN overpowered BOATSWAIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
PO'D PANDA was demolished by LEO POWERS in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
RABID DOG overpowered SAM ADAMS in a action packed 2 minute mismatched battle.
SONIC devastated THOMAS FOWLER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
DUKE OF DOOM was handily defeated by WHITE THUNDER in a 2 minute uneven battle.
AZMUS subdued KLAA in a exciting 2 minute match.
VIOLENT VOLE was overpowered by SNAKE OIL SALESMAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SMUG BUG was overpowered by FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
TUSCAN FLAME devastated EAR in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SHADOW BLADE was demolished by BLOOD PIE in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
IPECAC was overpowered by MARCINKO in a 2 minute one-sided match.
WILLIE BROWN was beaten by MIRAGE in a 2 minute gory duel.
ROY BENAVIDEZ devastated TONY SIRAGUSA in a action packed 3 minute one-sided bout.
MR. STREPTOCOCCUS handily defeated ROBERT DUNLAP in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GONE TO GEORGIA subdued BLUE BADGER in a popular 2 minute battle.
MOHNSOON MAYHEM viciously subdued POSTAL WORKER in a popular 7 minute gruesome match.
BITTER EMPLOYEES handily defeated AMPUTATOR FROG in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
IRON SHACKLE was devastated by CANDIRU in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided bout.
RUMAKI was overcome by KIPPER in a 2 minute duel.
AMATEUR EMBALMER vanquished MABUSHI in a action packed 3 minute mismatched bout.
CLARISA vanquished SEGAL in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
UNCLE FEISTY devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LINK HOGTHROB overpowered HAPPY APPLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
KOOKABURRA was defeated by THELONIUS in a popular 2 minute duel.
CREATOR RUSH was demolished by BELIAL in a 2 minute one-sided match.
SLEEPS ALL DAY was vanquished by PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ was devastated by ASHAR in a 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
FLESH FLAYER defeated ARTHUR BEYER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
POOP SLINGER was handily defeated by DECK SWAB in a 1 minute uneven bout.
NECROMANCER viciously subdued THUNDAR BEAGLE! in a exciting 3 minute brutal match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      90         PARRY-LUNGE      106 -  76 -  0      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  67         SLASHING ATTACK  100 -  89 -  0      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   21         AIMED BLOW       426 - 395 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     20         WALL OF STEEL     88 -  83 -  0      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 17         PARRY-STRIKE      38 -  36 -  0      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         LUNGING ATTACK   311 - 296 -  1      51  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     25 -  35 -  0      42  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  24 -  0      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         TOTAL PARRY       34 -  65 -  0      34  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         BASHING ATTACK    21 -  47 -  0      31  |

Turn 637 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        51 - 39     TOTAL PARRY        5 -  6         9  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL     11 - 10     PARRY-LUNGE        9 - 11         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    34 - 33     SLASHING ATTACK    7 - 10         1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  5     
                              BASHING ATTACK     2 -  4     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   RANK WARRIOR                     W   L  K TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK     1) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894        366 156  2 MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)
AIMED BLOW         2) RABID-GERBIL 68-6931      190 108  0 THE BEARS (1975)
STRIKING ATTACK    8) WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885 148 128  6 THE BEARS (1975)
PARRY-LUNGE       19) MIPHON 10-2706            305 171  4 LIQUID CARNAGE (742)
SLASHING ATTACK   29) AMISH PARADISE 22-5170    233 219  7 WEIRD AL (1411)
TOTAL PARRY       35) CAPTAIN POLAND 18-6614    235 138  4 THE FIRST REVENGER (2187)
WALL OF STEEL     39) PEACE 19-4280             164 153  4 DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)
PARRY-STRIKE      64) SHAVED MAMMOTH 13-3607    224  97  1 SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)
PARRY-RIPOSTE     91) TAPS 96-841                49  52  5 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1740)
BASHING ATTACK   110) NEIL LEGGSTRONG 15-2990    91  63  0 BORN OF VENGEANCE (890)

The overall popularity leader is FURIOUS BEAR 37-762.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was WRATH OF ONE 82-11628.  The ten other most popular fighters were COBRA 
29-4355, MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257, SHAVED MAMMOTH 13-3607, LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646, 
MARV JR 18-9288, THE PERFECT DRUG 3-6943, LUCRETIA BORGIA 4-3563, WALL PAPER HANGER 
68-6885, PEACE 19-4280, and NEIL LEGGSTRONG 15-2990.

The least popular fighter this week was NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JACK DANIELS 51-3084, AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206, ROBERT DUNLAP 
41-4378, SHADOW BLADE 46-2972, EAR 82--25625, VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565, SUNGLASSES 
73-3223, FALLSWORTH 33-2427, DAY TURNER 40-4279, and FANG 36-7526.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  2 0  KHALANI(55)          4  4 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  1 0  CALEAM(26)           2  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          3  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             4  5 0  POINT(27)            0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            5  4 0  LAPUR(29)            2  2 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  2 0  IAYE(30)             2  7 0  JURINE(61)           1  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  2 0  ARVAT(32)            2  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            5  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  3 0  FIREHOLD(68)         3  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           2  2 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        0  3 0  
ZUKAL(9)             4  2 0  JHANS(36)            0  3 0  SENTERN(70)          1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  2 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       3  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        3  3 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  1 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  3 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         3  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  3 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  4 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  1 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  1 0  KRILL(44)            1  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  DWES EG(82)         22 17 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       4  3 0  
TALCAMA(18)          9  7 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   3  4 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           4  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 28) PRODIGAL SON 1-7937        144  51  2  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706)    MORDANT
106) THE MONARCH 2-5688          68  35  0  042909A (2001)             NIANIA
 67) ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931        158  73  0  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
 22) CUNNING FOX 4-3906         334 133  4  TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 82) COLD HANDS 5-3877           95  52  0  VELVET MAFIA (2071)        KALTOS
 83) POWERLUNGERITIS 6-1504      89  70  0  ANIMALISM (1592)           TRANSEL
 43) GRINGOLD 7-2416            108 128  4  SEA DOGS (1708)            BONSUR
 46) MASQUERADE 8-2297          151  96  1  WILD THINGS 2 (2130)       ARKERS
  1) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894         366 156  2  MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL
 19) MIPHON 10-2706             305 171  4  LIQUID CARNAGE (742)       KOLACT
123) SHOTGUN GANDHI 11-6760      53  36  0  ARMED & GREGARIOUS (1938)  ARUAK CITY
 36) SID 12-3449                112  96  1  VICIOUS VANDALS (1320)     RIZTAB
 64) SHAVED MAMMOTH 13-3607     224  97  1  SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)      DULLENS
156) VILLIAGE IDIOT 14-304      301 370  2  GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
110) NEIL LEGGSTRONG 15-2990     91  63  0  BORN OF VENGEANCE (890)    MALCORN
139) VERTIGO 16-5544             51  44  0  DRAGON'S GUARD (2050)      WILLAF
190) FURIOUS ANGER 17-5753       54  44  0  DEVIATION (2082)           ALJAFIR
 30) MARV JR 18-9288            114  45  1  WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
 39) PEACE 19-4280              164 153  4  DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)        ZUWAYZA
252) KHARMA 20-3112              58  50  0  WRATHMEN (2164)            SEAM
 78) PARROT KEEPER 21-6157       68  45  2  SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
 10) NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821     168 113  0  WE BE WAR FLAILS (1834)    SOLVEN
 76) TRUMP 24-4359              151 165  2  BAD HAND (1364)            ZORPUNT
118) HEART BREAKER 26-4752       87  72  1  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1942)       CALEAM
244) KHRISTOPHER 27-3567         61  34  0  WRATHMEN (2167)            POINT
 31) COBRA 29-4355              120  65  1  DEATH THREAT (1841)        LAPUR
 72) TELA 30-2973                83 189  2  GAMEHENDGE (1776)          IAYE
 79) THE HELLION 32-668         143 101  2  COLLEGE RADIO (2036)       ARVAT
 21) DARTMAN 33-7161            170  80  4  COLGATE DAYS (1777)        NIATOLI ISLAND
  9) TOM THUMB 35-3791          143  65  1  THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
 24) DONNA 36-5966              129  70  4  BABES (1428)               JHANS
 13) FURIOUS BEAR 37-762        387 119 10  THE BEARS (844)            SIBIKHAS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 12) BOB ETERNAL 38-4460        150  46  2  SANDS OF TIME (1362)       CLIFFHOME
234) DAY TURNER 40-4279          71  83  1  MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (2145)   ZENSU
 73) SKITZOID SNOOPY 41-2146     50  31  0  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
198) THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472      113  76  0  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (2147)   VEASTIAN
 27) MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257     86  79  0  DEVIATION (479)            KRILL
204) IPECAC 45-3625              89  84  0  EMETICS (2204)             STORMCROWE
218) SHADOW BLADE 46-2972        53  37  6  SERPENT'S HOLD (1879)      ARDIVENT
 17) KRAMER 47-5191             123  98  1  SECOND BANANAS (1947)      NORTH FORK
 56) MACBETH 49-2832            237 211  4  STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
  4) JACK DANIELS 51-3084       163 101  3  BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
 84) THE BLACK FOX 52-1169       64  49  3  IRON CATHEDRAL (2185)      FRATSFA
 26) FALPAWIZ 55-1342           310 194  6  LORDS OF THE SWORD (1152)  KHALANI
 20) JAKARI DRAGON LORD 56-1413 130  98  3  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (539)   ROCANIS
 54) TRIP'S TRASH 59-834        107  81  0  THE WAIVER WIRE (2072)     ILLIS
 71) PERFECT SNOTLING 60-8403    57  28  0  SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950 ARADI
171) LASSIE'S EVIL TWIN 61-2411  82  52  4  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1868)      JURINE
172) PINK HEART 62-3643          33  25  2  MIKE'S INK (1785)          VALAMANTIS
  2) RABID-GERBIL 68-6931       190 108  0  THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD
  7) THE REAPER 69-8774         229 134  1  BLOOD MOON (1560)          CIMMERIAC
 33) RAZOR 70-2403              229 217  2  KAT'S PAW (1491)           SENTERN
179) SUGAR HILL GANG 71-6416     41  25  2  RAP ATTACKS (1953)         KYR'TERR
260) SUNGLASSES 73-3223          14  36  1  FOUND IN THE SAND (1516)   ERINIKA
 48) LOWLY WORM 74-56           302 239  1  SCARRY BEASTIES (958)      DAYLA KIV
 32) SAMURAI 75-3119            110  71  1  GOLD STANDARD (877)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 50) JAKE THE DOG 76-1694       128  67  5  ADVENTURE TIME (2000)      SIMTAKKA
217) BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614    55  37  0  DRAGONBANE GUILD (2208)    SHADOWSPIRE
  5) LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646   102  43  1  THE NEPHEW (1861)          DWES EG
129) CONSORTIUM DORK 84-7918     55  47  2  COOL DORKS (2024)          BLACKSTONE
 15) MARCIANO 96-1446           106  83  6  THE CREAM 3 (1818)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 11) TERMINUS 97-484            153  91  7  BUFFON (1976)              SHADOW GROVE
143) PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909  62  54  5  ARCANE BEACH DAY (2032)    SYVYN'S HILL
116) HAM BURGLAR 99-1620         86  63  4  DUNGEON CELL S08C (2123)   SOUTH RIDGE

                        BLOODGAMES at the SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE

Back by popular demand, we will be having Bloodgames at the Summer FTF!  For those of 
you who always wanted the chance to manage the last warrior standing alive upon the 
arena sands, your day has come.  At the end of the ten turns, even though several 
warriors, bruised and scarred, MAY yet live, only one will be crowned Champion of the 
Bloodgames.  And in this game mere survival counts for little.  A great general once 
said, "The object of battle is not to die for your cause, but to make your enemy die 
for his."  This general would have greatly enjoyed the Duelmasters Bloodgames.  There 
will be two different arenas:

  FTF-Style (DM 98):      for Face-to-Face attendees, with turn-by-turn strategies
  Mail-in-Style (DM 99):  for all managers, with one strategy for all ten rounds

Gameplay proceeds according to standard DM rules, except for a few notable exceptions: 

BLOODGAMES ROLLUP --  Your Bloodgames team is ten warriors, one of each fighting 
style, each warrior designed from scratch!  (All are 84 points, 3-21, as usual.)

DEATH -- As the name implies, the Bloodgames will leave the arena sands somewhat 
darker before they're over.  It's a dangerous sport intended only for the tough and 
spirited.  The Arenamaster will be less likely to intercede on behalf of a dying 
warrior.  Even at a 1 kill desire, kill attempts will occur.

REPLACEMENTS AND ROLLUPS -- There will be no replacement characters.  

CHALLENGES AND STRATEGIES -- In the FTF-style bloodgames, there are no regular 
challenges, only bloodfeuds.  For the Mail-in arena, warriors may not change their 
strategy from round to round (to make it fair for those who could not attend the 
FTF).  There will be no DA challenges in either arena.

TURN PROCESSING AND DUE DATES -- If you are not attending the FTF, we must have your 
rollups and strategies by the Wednesday before the FTF, else they are due by 9pm on 
Friday, at the hotel.  The Bloodgames will process at the FTF with the regular 
tournament.  

MISSED TURNS -- All warriors fight each round.  Only the dead may rest.

ERRORS -- If we make an input error, that warrior will be awarded a win and kill.  
Errors must be reported before the next turn processes.  

NEWSLETTER -- Warriors are ranked according to their number of kills.  Champions of 
Bloodgames may write a column for the newsletter at the end of the games. 

FEES -- A Bloodgames rollup costs a $10 set-up fee.  Managers may roll up more than 
one team but may run only one team in each arena.  The fee for all ten rounds is $49. 

AWARDS -- The Bloodgames last ten rounds.  Only warriors who survive to the end of 
Turn 10 will be eligible for an award.  However, a consolation award of a Bloodgames 
T-shirt will be awarded to the dead warrior with the most kills.

The living warrior with the greatest number of kills will be the Bloodgames Champion.  
Bloodgames Victor titles, 2nd and 3rd place, and Bloodgames Runner-up titles, 4th 
through 6th place, will be awarded to those living warriors with the greatest number 
of kills at the end of Turn 10, with one other important consideration:  Each of these 
six warriors must be of a different fighting style.  Win/loss records and, if 
necessary, recognition points will only be used to determine awards if there is a tie.  

A Bloodgames T-shirts will be awarded to the manager of the team with the most kills.

The Bloodgames Champion fights for free in Advanced Duelmasters, and all Champions and 
Victors earn Tournament Victor status, which allows them to challenge once per turn 
with increased priority.  These awards last for six months.  The manager of the 
Bloodgames Champion, Victors, and Runners-up will receive Bloodgames T-shirts.

AFTERMATH -- Warriors from the Bloodgames may not transfer to any other arena.  Once 
the games are over, the arena and teams will be disbanded.  The fighters have won 
their freedom and will never more be seen in the gladiatorial games.  A special bonus 
will, however, be awarded to the 1st through 3rd place warriors.  Lady Sheila 
Greywand, of the Isle of the Eye, has consented to allow the top three gladiators in 
each Bloodgames admission to the Advanced Duelmasters games.  Any special training 
required to qualify those three warriors for Advanced Duelmasters combat will be 
conducted before transfer into ADM.  Astute managers will note that this means that 
three warriors that are designed from scratch will survive the Bloodgames, win one of 
the top three places, and go on to immortal glory!  One of those warriors could be 
yours!

         The challenge is yours to take.  The final plans are yours to make.  
          When the dust settles, remember:  To the victor goes the spoils!