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Date   : 05/28/2014    Duedate: 06/10/2014

PRIMUS ARENA

DM 102    TURN 638

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DO IT AGAIN 11/1870 2711 1068  33 71.7      WASTELAND 18/751
    COLGATE DAYS 33/1777                        THE NEPHEW 82/1861
    IN THE JUNGLE 35/1865                       WASTELAND II 7/635
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1907                      DM OWNS YOU 82/1816
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 13/351                      MOTLEY CRUE 18/2196
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 96/1178                     GOLD STANDARD 75/877
    BORN OF VENGEANCE 15/890                    SANDS OF TIME 38/1362
  2 MEPHISTO'S WA 9/636  641  412   6 60.9      ADVENTURE TIME 76/2000
  3 BLOOD MOON 69/1560  2157 1595  12 57.5      IRATE FORMATIONS 3/1934
    NASTY PETS 82/1924                          WE BE WAR FLAILS 22/1834
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/343                        13 YRS & COUNTING 82/1894
    YO YO TRICKS 69/1851                        4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS 82/1965
    GATES OF FIRE 74/2011                       ARMED & GREGARIOUS 11/1938
    LIQUID CARNAGE 10/742                       THE FIRST REVENGER 18/2187
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/1573                      BLOOD ON THE SAND 3 96/2119
    OBLIVION CLEAVERS 82/1862                 7 STREET PIZZA 18/293 2563 2119  16 54.7
  4 MAMMAL MILI 82/2211 1090  860   0 55.9      SESAME STAPH 82/2108
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/731                    ANIMAL'S FARM 82/2213
    LEGENDS OF TKE 2 82/2012                    WHY I PLAY DM 82/1566
    MEDAL OF HONOR V 82/2214                    4-LETTER PIZZA 84/2217
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/1796                    LBA:ELVIS FANS 82/2177
    MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/2056                   WHY SELL THIS? 96/2117
    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/2147                   STUFF MARK SAYS 82/2112
    MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/2198                   UNFORTUNATE HAIR 82/2181
    MEDAL OF HONOR F1 43/2148                   WEST PALM COURTS 82/2180
    MEDAL OF HONOR G1 40/2145                   STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/1891
    MEDAL OF HONOR H3 41/2146                   WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1680
    MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/2199                   WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1758
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/1961                8 INTIMIDATING 2/1795  188  157   1 54.5
  5-BABES 36/1428       3091 2488  28 55.4      DARK TOADS 05Q 82/2156
    CORPS 74/1496                             9 KAT'S PAW 70/1491   1397 1180  11 54.2
    BUFFON 97/1976                           10 SUPERIOR FO 82/1814  789  738   6 51.7
    FIERCE 75/2131                              SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/2191
    RAT MEN 4/1980                              SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 60/1950
    BOY O'S 51/1553                          11 FREAKISH 38/2220     221  210   0 51.3
    DISASTER 24/2141                            MIKE'S INK 62/1785
    THE BEARS 35/843                            FUCHI OWNED 81/2209
    THE BEARS 37/844                            THEIVES GUILD 61/2206
    UNRELATED 9/1384                            BETTER OFF DEAD 1/2136
    THE BEARS 68/1975                        12 STORIES 49/1444     1349 1327   5 50.4
    THE SEALS 14/2194                           WEIRD AL 22/1411
    FUNKY FOLK 18/2052                          ARROGANCE 18/1190
    LETTER BOMBS 9/1601                         LETHAL LADIES 4/1375
    THE CREAM 3 96/1818                         VIOLENT FEMS 35/1875
    DEATH THREAT 29/1841                        THE LADY'S LIST 6/1379
    WILD THINGS 2 8/2130                     13 CULTS-R-US 12/1827    67   66   1 50.4
  6 FLOPS 82/1860       3568 2940  27 54.8   14 DRUNKEN TOA 19/1714   99   98   1 50.3
    011510A 5/2044                           15 STAR TREK 29/1066   1378 1401  14 49.6
    042909A 2/2001                              GAMEHENDGE 30/1776
    011808O 82/1995                             THE WARLOCKS 30/2143
    040908F 82/2022                             STAR GUARDIANS 56/1254
    071406AD 6/2002                             LORDS OF THE SWORD 55/1152
    101308B 84/2023                          16 GENERATION X 3/1933   42   43   1 49.4

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    BAD HAND 24/1364                            THE STORM FRONT 41/1944
 17 BRAIN 7/2003         911  952   5 48.9      THE WAIVER WIRE 59/2072
    ECHL-EAST 29/2168                           ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/2032
    CHAOS LORDS 75/2062                         MUSIC TO KILL BY 96/1740
    HARE CONTROL 59/1744                        ARCANE GREATS FTF 96/2162
    RESSURRECTION 82/1749                       INTERSTELLAR PORK 33/2029
    INQUISITION SL5 2/1931                      THE MOTHERSHIP 006 33/2037
    MUSICAL CHAIRS 71/1746                   27 SEA DOGS 7/1708      527  707   8 42.7
    PURPLE AND GOLD 4/1935                      SEA DOGS 9/1937
    MIKE THE HUNTER 82/1623                     SEA DOGS 18/1782
    UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/1743                     SEA DOGS 21/1840
    LAME SUPERHEROES 82/2179                    SEA DOGS 35/2203
 18 CENSORED 82/1508     454  475   3 48.9      SEA DOGS 96/1817
    ENVENOMED 82/2099                           DUNGEON CELL 42/1945
    APPLE CIDER 21/2091                         DUNGEON CELL 4 82/2021
    INCANTATION 18/2089                         SHEWISH BUFFET 26/2200
    MOB TACTICS 82/2175                         SHEWISH BUFFET 78/2207
    1976 RAIDERS 82/2176                        DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1993
    THIRSTY THUGS 9/1668                        DUNGEON CELL 48 84/2116
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/2120                       DUNGEON CELL 75 82/2183
    THIRSTY THUGS 10/1023                       DUNGEON CELL 77 82/1994
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/2085                       DUNGEON CELL 97 82/2182
    VICIOUS VANDALS 12/1320                     DUNGEON CELL B9 82/2070
    LIFE'S TOO SHORT 82/2102                    DUNGEON CELL S08C 99/2123
    THINGS THAT SUCK 82/2107                 28 COOL DORKS 84/2024   585  797  11 42.3
 19 RHYME TYME 55/587   1181 1275   6 48.1      BLOODY SUNDAYS 97/1923
    WE WANT RAISES 75/922                       SECOND BANANAS 47/1947
    SCARRY BEASTIES 74/958                      MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1706
    GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/2144                  THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/2184
 20 ANIMALISM 6/1592     413  448   2 48.0   29 LADIES 82/2212        43   59   0 42.2
    THOSE WHO RULE 12/2087                      THE ALLIANCE 56/588
    WIDER IS BETTER 21/2165                     THE MENTORS 10/2086
 21 MY EX-WIFE 2/395     187  218   1 46.2   30 KNIGHTS OF R 56/539  144  198   1 42.1
    SICK MINDS 5/285                         31 TREKKERS 29/2169      61   84   0 42.1
    MARKED DECK 17/292                          CUNNING RUNTS 19/2090
    TACTICAL SURGERY 1/241                      ULTRA-VIOLENT 26/1942
 22 ALCHEMY 18/1903      278  325   6 46.1   32 DEMONSPAWN 33/520     42   58   0 42.0
    TECHNOLOGY 5/1181                           DRAGON LORDS 10/2193
    UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/183                        ARMED MANIACS 17/2195
 23 LUROCIANS X 82/1813  130  154   2 45.8   33 MMM BEER! 7/2083     321  467   0 40.7
    LUROCIANS EXTREME 11/2048                   MMMM BEER! 13/2088
 24 DEVIATION 2/2042     447  558   0 44.5      SISTERHOOD 84/1921
    DEVIATION 44/479                            SERPENTS HOLD 36/2095
    DEVIATION 15/1871                           DRAGON'S GUARD 16/2050
    DEVIATION 17/2082                           SERPENT'S HOLD 46/1879
    DEVIATION 61/2079                           SERPENTS HOLD 2 9/2192
    DEVIATION 82/1835                           DRAGON'S GUARD V 84/2216
    PYROMANIA 52/1948                           ZOMBIE SQUAD III 22/2006
    RAP ATTACKS 71/1953                         CELESTIAL KNIGHTS 68/1951
    STATE OF MIND 3/498                      34 CENTER FOR O 18/462   16   24   0 40.0
    DA DOG POWNDAZ 41/1877                   35 THE TAKEN 29/895      71  122   0 36.8
    DA DOG POWNDAZ 55/2078                      SOUL WARRIORS 38/648
    DA DOG POWNDAZ 61/1868                      HERO ALLIANCE 35/1246
 25 KAOS 47/1997          79  101   0 43.9   36 WRATHMEN 20/2164      11   20   0 35.5
    FURRY FURY 81/2154                          WRATHMEN 27/2167
    FURRY FURY 84/2215                       37 SHEPHERDS 18/1292    197  414  11 32.2
    BLOOD FROG 3 99/2219                        RABBIT DROPPINGS 13/2049
    BLOOD FROGS 2 98/2218                       FOUND IN THE SAND 73/1516
 26 LOOK OUT!! 24/2160   336  443   1 43.1   38 STEEL BLADES 30/933   90  207   1 30.3
    TEAM FLOYD 38/1298                          DEMONIC FURY 44/2038
    BLUNT FORCE 29/2161                      39-CLAN LONGBE 81/2210   26   67   0 28.0
    VELVET MAFIA 5/2071                      40 GENETIC MISHA 14/32  494 1307   3 27.4
    COLLEGE RADIO 32/2036                    41 DEADLY RAGE 69/867     5   20   0 20.0

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    COLLEGE RADIO 98/1681                    42 OBSIDIAN HA 33/2202    0    5   0  0.0
    IRON CATHEDRAL 52/2185                   45 KNIGHTS OF  33/2186    1    0   0  100
 43 DELTA BLUES 30/2201    0    4   0  0.0   46-NOMADIC TRI 21/2197    1    1   0 50.0
    MEN OF STEEL 56/2205                        DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/2208
 44 THE DEATH S 14/2221    0    3   0  0.0   47 EMETICS 45/2204        0    2   0  0.0

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in PRIMUS this turn, and let's start 
with a look at some of the teams.  And let's see, MAELSTROM fought THOMAS FOWLER and 
gained 64 points and contributed to CHAOS LORDS' 1-0-0.  THOMAS FOWLER has lost to 
MAELSTROM, falling 84 points, while helping make MEDAL OF HONOR 27 a 0-1-0 turn.  And 
all eyes were on NEBUCHADNEZZAR this turn as he ascended to the throne of Duelmaster. 
PRIMUS has a new victor!  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from 
unimpeachable sources that E. Snee's Bar & Grill uses trolls in their stew.  Talk 
about gristle!   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  I also notice that the THE BEARS stable was 
the most avoided team this turn.  Come on PRIMUS, what are you afraid of?  And 
avoiding THE BEARS more than any other team we find ANGELS OF PAIN.  PRIMUS, are we 
going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  Well, sports fans, take notice that 
SID from VICIOUS VANDALS was PRIMUS' most challenged warrior this turn.  Building 
dreams on hope, POWERLUNGERITIS challenged up 36 points this turn to take on ROCKWELL 
from UNDEAD ARTISTS stable.  But Fate isn't always willing to be cheated, and 
POWERLUNGERITIS was bested by ROCKWELL, and UNDEAD ARTISTS has not stopped laughing.  
I don't know about you, but THE PERFECT DRUG challenging down 31 points to RHYME 
TYME's FUNNY BUNNY, is not really worthy of IRATE FORMATIONS.  Well, it only serves 
justice to see that THE PERFECT DRUG was bested by FUNNY BUNNY.  Heh, heh.  In a 
brave attempt, CONSORTIUM DORK from COOL DORKS challenged up 24 points to fight 
SKITZO FRAY NICK from the STATE OF MIND stable.  CONSORTIUM DORK perhaps got his just 
desserts, seeing as he bested SKITZO FRAY NICK and ended up with 103 recognition 
points.  DARTMAN of COLGATE DAYS had better have a good reason for challenging down 8 
points in a challenge which he won.  I thought DARTMAN showed great skill and promise 
when he beat AMISH PARADISE.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  Is it really true that PRIMUS has more dishwashers per capita that 
fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, PRIMUS, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Always good to rest in PRIMUS, but never good to wear out my 
welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until you see my quill in PRIMUS again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

PRIMUS GUARDIANS                   W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  1) NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821      169 113    WE BE WAR FLAILS (1834)    SOLVEN

THE TOWER GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  2)-RABID-GERBIL 68-6931        190 108    THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD
  3)-JACK DANIELS 51-3084        163 101  3 BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
  4) LITTLEST TYRANT 82-55890    103  43  1 THE NEPHEW (1861)          DWES EG
  5) FRANKENBERRY 82-51803       116  57  1 DM OWNS YOU (1816)         DWES EG
  6) THE REAPER 69-8774          230 134  1 BLOOD MOON (1560)          CIMMERIAC
  7)-WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885   148 128  6 THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD
  8)-TOM THUMB 35-3791           143  65  1 THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
  9) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894          366 157  2 MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL
 10)-TERMINUS 97-484             153  91  7 BUFFON (1976)              SHADOW GROVE
 11) BOB ETERNAL 38-4460         151  46  2 SANDS OF TIME (1362)       CLIFFHOME

THE ELITE GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 12)-FURIOUS BEAR 37-762         387 119 10 THE BEARS (844)            SIBIKHAS
 13) EXPLICIT 82-2474            115  66  4 CENSORED (1508)            DWES EG
 14)-MARCIANO 96-1446            106  83  6 THE CREAM 3 (1818)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 15) KRAMER 47-5191              123  99  1 SECOND BANANAS (1947)      NORTH FORK
 16) LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82-55739  110  62    13 YRS & COUNTING (1894)   DWES EG

THE ELITE GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 17) LOWLY WORM 74-56            303 239  1 SCARRY BEASTIES (958)      DAYLA KIV
 18) MACBETH 49-2832             238 211  4 STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
 19) DARTMAN 33-7161             171  80  4 COLGATE DAYS (1777)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 20) CUNNING FOX 4-3906          334 134  4 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 21) MILLER KNIGHT 10-3610       165 131  5 THIRSTY THUGS (1023)       KOLACT
 22)-DONNA 36-5966               129  70  4 BABES (1428)               JHANS
 23)-STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443         67  40    RAT MEN (1980)             JHELUM
 24) KHYRON 75-1026              249 266  3 WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 25) PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         145  51  2 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706)    MORDANT
 26) MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257      86  80    DEVIATION (479)            KRILL
 27) AMISH PARADISE 22-5170      233 220  7 WEIRD AL (1411)            SOLVEN
 28) MARV JR 18-9288             115  45  1 WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
 29)-COBRA 29-4355               120  65  1 DEATH THREAT (1841)        LAPUR
 30) SAMURAI 75-3119             111  71  1 GOLD STANDARD (877)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 31) RAZOR 70-2403               230 217  2 KAT'S PAW (1491)           SENTERN

DEFENDERS OF THE TOWER             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 32)-SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       106 100  5 SEA DOGS (1817)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 33) CAPTAIN POLAND 18-6614      236 138  4 THE FIRST REVENGER (2187)  TALCAMA
 34) SID 12-3449                 113  96  1 VICIOUS VANDALS (1320)     RIZTAB
 35) LEE AT TOURNEY 4-3565       255 250  1 LETHAL LADIES (1375)       JHELUM
 36) SOULSNARE 82-37248           81  58    OBLIVION CLEAVERS (1862)   DWES EG
 37) JAKE THE DOG 76-1694        129  67  5 ADVENTURE TIME (2000)      SIMTAKKA
 38) FALPAWIZ 55-1342            310 195  6 LORDS OF THE SWORD (1152)  KHALANI
 39) FLEA FLICKER 97-3087         78  61  6 BLOODY SUNDAYS (1923)      SHADOW GROVE
 40) A NEW PONY! 82-1306         150 147  1 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1680) DWES EG
 41) GRINGOLD 7-2416             109 128  4 SEA DOGS (1708)            BONSUR
 42) LAZAR WOLF 4-1169           319 183  4 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 43) WAYWARD SON 1-8180           92  48  4 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706)    MORDANT
 44)-MASQUERADE 8-2297           151  96  1 WILD THINGS 2 (2130)       ARKERS
 45) MORTICIAN 2-3890            108  29  2 INTIMIDATING (1795)        NIANIA
 46) ROCKWELL 7-5003              59  60    UNDEAD ARTISTS (183)       BONSUR
 47) MIPHON 10-2706              305 172  4 LIQUID CARNAGE (742)       KOLACT
 48) THE LITTLE ONE 56-1432      234 269  4 STAR GUARDIANS (1254)      ROCANIS
 49) PEACE 19-4280               164 154  4 DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)        ZUWAYZA
 50) CREDIT LINE 82-1366          90  97    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1758)DWES EG
 51)-BRASS BELLS 9-4417           93  75  1 UNRELATED (1384)           ZUKAL
 52) SITTING BULL 4-1016         266 179  8 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 53) TRIP'S TRASH 59-834         107  82    THE WAIVER WIRE (2072)     ILLIS
 54)-SPIRITBANE 7-1601           127 107  1 MMM BEER! (2083)           BONSUR
 55) JAKARI DRAGON LORD 56-1413  130  99  3 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (539)   ROCANIS
 56) DOC STEELE 18-5277          233 232 11 ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 57) PICARD 29-1995              318 184  3 STAR TREK (1066)           LAPUR
 58) GOLDWRAP 82-11886            99  58    SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (1814)  DWES EG
 59)-DEE DEE 8-384               141  52  2 WILD THINGS 2 (2130)       ARKERS
 60) MARV 82-41424                76  36    4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS (1965)  DWES EG
 61) DIRTY ZEALOT 82-55889        73  53    FLOPS (1860)               DWES EG

LEGION OF THE WAND                 W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 62) SHAVED MAMMOTH 13-3607      225  97  1 SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)      DULLENS
 63) DOMINION 22-5043             80  79    ZOMBIE SQUAD III (2006)    SOLVEN
 64) BLOOD WIZARD 18-5551        243 212  3 ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
 65) ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         159  73    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
 66)-D. FILER 9-4721             123  67  1 LETTER BOMBS (1601)        ZUKAL
 67) FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862         237 241  2 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 68) PINK MINK 55-220            290 262  2 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 69) PERFECT SNOTLING 60-8403     57  29    SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950)ARADI
 70) TELA 30-2973                 83 190  2 GAMEHENDGE (1776)          IAYE
 71) SKITZOID SNOOPY 41-2146      51  31    DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
 72) CALAVERA 9-4915              91  72    THIRSTY THUGS (1668)       ZUKAL
 73) SWIFT 75-181                299 241  5 WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 74) TRUMP 24-4359               152 165  2 BAD HAND (1364)            ZORPUNT
 75) NO SALARY CAP 82-6494        92  69  2 WHY I PLAY DM (1566)       DWES EG

LEGION OF THE WAND                 W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 76) PARROT KEEPER 21-6157        69  45  2 SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
 77) THE HELLION 32-668          144 101  2 COLLEGE RADIO (2036)       ARVAT
 78) YELLOW LEDBETTER 38-2752    109 103  1 TEAM FLOYD (1298)          CLIFFHOME
 79) NINJA WARTHOG 96-413        145  72  7 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1178)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 80) NEOPHYTE 82-4574            125 105  1 LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (2012)    DWES EG
 81) POWERLUNGERITIS 6-1504       89  71    ANIMALISM (1592)           TRANSEL
 82) THE BLACK FOX 52-1169        64  50  3 IRON CATHEDRAL (2185)      FRATSFA
 83) MR. GHERKIN 6-6385           55  20    071406AD (2002)            TRANSEL
 84) URBANE ELF 33-2253           97  68    THE MOTHERSHIP 006 (2037)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 85) TARLOCK 6-4615              231 212  3 THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
 86) WRATH OF ONE 82-11628        74 100  2 LUROCIANS XII (1813)       DWES EG
 87) SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5-5033       78  21  1 011510A (2044)             KALTOS
 88) DAMEON 33-1921               82  77  2 DEMONSPAWN (520)           NIATOLI ISLAND
 89) TAPS 96-841                  49  53  5 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1740)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 90) BLIND BARBER 82-42371        71  50    DUNGEON CELL 77 (1994)     DWES EG
 91) DEFIANCE 32-4619            109  51  1 ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
 92) I BACKSTROKE 35-1562        158  88  1 IN THE JUNGLE (1865)       MURSKA
 93) MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! 60-8618    77  49  1 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950)ARADI
 94) CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     213 131  3 YO YO TRICKS (1851)        CIMMERIAC
 95) SISTER X 12-6340            114 108  1 CULTS-R-US (1827)          RIZTAB
 96) ALVIN YORK 3-6156           186 130    OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
 97) GOLDENBEARD 21-6202          92  68  2 SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
 98) BURGLAR 2-5431               61  60    INQUISITION SL5 (1931)     NIANIA
 99) THE PERFECT DRUG 3-6943      70  44    IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)    OSKSI
100)-DINAH MIGHT 18-9229          97  57  3 FUNKY FOLK (2052)          TALCAMA
101) VIGO 18-6086                112  59  1 ALCHEMY (1903)             TALCAMA

THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
102) KAIDEN 35-3108              205 221  2 VIOLENT FEMS (1875)        MURSKA
103) CONSORTIUM DORK 84-7918      56  47  2 COOL DORKS (2024)          BLACKSTONE
104) THE MONARCH 2-5688           69  35    042909A (2001)             NIANIA
105) LUCRETIA BORGIA 4-3563      175 220    LETHAL LADIES (1375)       JHELUM
106) FGC 47-6648                  62  41    KAOS (1997)                NORTH FORK
107) NEIL LEGGSTRONG 15-2990      92  63    BORN OF VENGEANCE (890)    MALCORN
108) NEPTUNE 38-2780              69  60    SOUL WARRIORS (648)        CLIFFHOME
109) FRAIL WHALE 55-1968         229 302  3 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
110) BETTERTHANEVER 7-5932        58  26  1 WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
111) SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558       107  90  7 STREET PIZZA (293)         TALCAMA
112) THE MECHANIC 17-2064         59  50    MARKED DECK (292)          ALJAFIR
113) SUPER SENIOR 3-4728          77  64  5 GENERATION X (1933)        OSKSI
114) MALICE IN CHAINS 15-3729     87  68    DEVIATION (1871)           MALCORN
115) HAM BURGLAR 99-1620          86  64  4 DUNGEON CELL S08C (2123)   SOUTH RIDGE
116) JANE FONDA 5-1981            71  44  2 SICK MINDS (285)           KALTOS
117) HEART BREAKER 26-4752        88  72  1 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1942)       CALEAM
118) DRASTIC MEASURES 2-4537      79  55  1 DEVIATION (2042)           NIANIA
119) ZALTAN 6-4616               174 268  4 THE LADY'S LIST (1379)     TRANSEL
120) THE SHOCKER 2-5356           60  46  1 INQUISITION SL5 (1931)     NIANIA
121) COLD HANDS 5-3877            95  53    VELVET MAFIA (2071)        KALTOS
122) SHARKY 18-5306              195 271  4 ARROGANCE (1190)           TALCAMA
123) SHOTGUN GANDHI 11-6760       54  36    ARMED & GREGARIOUS (1938)  ARUAK CITY
124) DREAD 32-4666                81  37    ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
125) AXE MURDERER 82-51085        62  46  2 DUNGEON CELL 4 (2021)      DWES EG
126) JUNKYARD DOG 55-3179         83  71  2 DA DOG POWNDAZ (2078)      KHALANI
127) FOXY LADY 33-3141            44  39    KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (2186)   NIATOLI ISLAND
128) BULLETPROOF MONK 11-4999     43  35  2 LUROCIANS EXTREME (2048)   ARUAK CITY
129) SKITZO FRAY NICK 3-2912      52  40    STATE OF MIND (498)        OSKSI
130) FIREDRAKE 30-2070            91  81  3 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
131)-MISTY BLUE 74-2944           62  41  3 CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
132) STINGRAY 30-2264             54  68    STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
133) SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272       61  42  1 SEA DOGS (1782)            TALCAMA
134) BART SIMPSON 19-5072         67  62  1 CUNNING RUNTS (2090)       ZUWAYZA
135)-AMBULANCE CHASER 75-1219     87  46  4 FIERCE (2131)              JADE MOUNTAIN
136) SCREAMING EAGLE 4-6498       57  53  1 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM

THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
137) ROYAL PRETENDER 82-33733    117 113    DUNGEON CELL 21 (1993)     DWES EG
138) DR. LUNGPUNCTURE 1-2698      69  54  3 TACTICAL SURGERY (241)     MORDANT
139) VERTIGO 16-5544              52  44    DRAGON'S GUARD (2050)      WILLAF
140) ING 41-3532                  62  84  1 UNEARTHLY PIMPS (1743)     KATI-TEI
141) MIFFED SANDY 96-3444         59  34  3 BLOOD ON THE SAND 3 (2119) OLD VALAMANTIS
142) BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570       93  81    DO IT AGAIN (1870)         ARUAK CITY
143) PLACES THE LOTION... 98-909  63  54  5 ARCANE BEACH DAY (2032)    SYVYN'S HILL
144) #NULL 82-54215               55  33  2 011808O (1995)             DWES EG
145) EDDIE RICKENBACKER 82-17776  92 131  3 MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (1961)  DWES EG
146) MAGIC JOHNSON 4-5904         38  40  1 PURPLE AND GOLD (1935)     JHELUM
147) FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809    68  55  4 COLLEGE RADIO (1681)       SYVYN'S HILL
148)-WILD FIRE 24-4880            68  25  4 DISASTER (2141)            ZORPUNT
149) JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     115  79  2 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (2056)   KATI-TEI
150)-SUICIDE 21-4832              48  29  1 APPLE CIDER (2091)         SUNSET
151) HITLER 5-1958                65  54    SICK MINDS (285)           KALTOS

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
152) CONTRABAND 82-22745          39  35    DEVIATION (1835)           DWES EG
153) EIGHTH MATE 9-5437           40  21  1 SEA DOGS (1937)            ZUKAL
154) THE LADY 29-2226             93  71  1 THE TAKEN (895)            LAPUR
155) HOUSE MOUSE 55-221          225 332  3 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
156) HEMLOCK 68-2193              72  91  2 CELESTIAL KNIGHTS (1951)   FIREHOLD
157) DECK SWAB 18-2148            75 109  2 SEA DOGS (1782)            TALCAMA
158) VILLIAGE IDIOT 14-304       302 370  2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
159) LOST BLONDE 2-2242           60  42  1 MY EX-WIFE (395)           NIANIA
160) VIOLENT FURY 14-303         128 420  1 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
161) CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330        58  65  1 TECHNOLOGY (1181)          KALTOS
162) GROGGY DOGGY 55-223         239 323    RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
163) PHANTASMAL 84-10204          52  48    SISTERHOOD (1921)          BLACKSTONE
164) TUSCAN FLAME 52-4153         42  26    PYROMANIA (1948)           FRATSFA
165) SNAKE OIL SALESMAN 82-49671  72  73  2 DUNGEON CELL 97 (2182)     DWES EG
166)-KYRA 36-7316                 72  38  1 BABES (1428)               JHANS
167) VIOLATOR 44-2122             67  86  1 DEMONIC FURY (2038)        KRILL
168) QUEEN 82-33307               38  22    DARK TOADS 05Q (2156)      DWES EG
169) ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426      102 125  1 MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (1961)  DWES EG
170) LASSIE'S EVIL TWIN 61-2411   83  52  4 DA DOG POWNDAZ (1868)      JURINE
171) CANNIBAL COOK 84-11985       33  23  1 DUNGEON CELL 48 (2116)     BLACKSTONE
172) SONIC 56-1695                59  39  2 THE ALLIANCE (588)         ROCANIS
173) CLARISA 38-2493              93  53    SOUL WARRIORS (648)        CLIFFHOME
174) DRINK HARD 82-9194           20  26    LIFE'S TOO SHORT (2102)    DWES EG
175) SUGAR HILL GANG 71-6416      42  25  2 RAP ATTACKS (1953)         KYR'TERR
176) ED 209 5-3955                65  91  4 TECHNOLOGY (1181)          KALTOS
177) CANDIRU 18-9624              51  19    STREET PIZZA (293)         TALCAMA
178) CHRISTINE 71-3900            12  21    MUSICAL CHAIRS (1746)      KYR'TERR
179) FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     154  73  1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
180) AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206       40  34  4 BLOOD FROG 3 (2219)        SOUTH RIDGE
181) BELIAL 7-3838               193 103  3 WICKED MARTYRS (2085)      BONSUR
182) RABID DOG 82-1078            50  65    NASTY PETS (1924)          DWES EG
183) PINK HEART 62-3643           33  26  2 MIKE'S INK (1785)          VALAMANTIS
184)-CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488      94  44  3 DUNGEON CELL (1945)        RODEKI
185) KIPPER 18-1478              134  53  1 STREET PIZZA (293)         TALCAMA
186) PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748   43  28  3 ARCANE GREATS FTF (2162)   OLD VALAMANTIS
187) CREATOR RUSH 84-5327         60  37  4 101308B (2023)             BLACKSTONE
188) FURIOUS ANGER 17-5753        55  44    DEVIATION (2082)           ALJAFIR
189) BITTER EMPLOYEES 82-37737    43  31  1 WEST PALM COURTS (2180)    DWES EG
190) MIKE POWERFUL 82-7051        19  26    MIKE THE HUNTER (1623)     DWES EG
191) ASHAR 30-1777                71  86  3 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
192) SOLOMON 35-2758              68  50  1 HERO ALLIANCE (1246)       MURSKA
193) ARTHUR DEFRANZO 3-6646       98 106  1 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
194) LINK HOGTHROB 33-5358        56  45    INTERSTELLAR PORK (2029)   NIATOLI ISLAND
195) NECROMANCER 18-6386          47  37    INCANTATION (2089)         TALCAMA
196)-FANG 36-7526                 26  18    SERPENTS HOLD (2095)       JHANS
197) THUNDAR BEAGLE! 14-852      145 391  2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
198) MARCINKO 97-961             108  56  5 ROGUE WARRIOR (2120)       SHADOW GROVE
199) RED DAWG 41-2689             73  55  2 DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
200) EAR 82-39911                 30  32    UNFORTUNATE HAIR (2181)    DWES EG
201) RYRELEE 59-478               75  82  1 HARE CONTROL (1744)        ILLIS
202) WHITE THUNDER 4-6040         76  62    TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
203) MAELSTROM 75-2202            78  43  1 CHAOS LORDS (2062)         JADE MOUNTAIN
204) POLYNIKES 74-4191            59  49    GATES OF FIRE (2011)       DAYLA KIV
205) SMUG BUG 55-2900            148 225    RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
206) GAOLER 42-4504               67  51  3 DUNGEON CELL (1945)        RODEKI
207) SECOND WATCH 35-4166         51  34  1 SEA DOGS (2203)            MURSKA
208) RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857      45  15  2 SHEWISH BUFFET (2207)      LIN TIRIAN
209) ORATHAI 29-4598              31  19  1 ECHL-EAST (2168)           LAPUR
210) PROFESSOR IVY 82-23587       10   7    LAME SUPERHEROES (2179)    DWES EG
211) MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       111  71  2 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (2191) JHELUM
212) HAPPY APPLE 3-6492          104  82  4 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
213) SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583     92 111  1 THE WARLOCKS (2143)        IAYE
214) IPECAC 45-3625               89  85    EMETICS (2204)             STORMCROWE
215) SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603       88 114  1 GAMEHENDGE (1776)          IAYE
216) NORAF 82-3856                83  44    ENVENOMED (2099)           DWES EG
217) DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718          84 107  1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
218) FLESH FLAYER 26-4751         85  72  1 ULTRA-VIOLENT (1942)       CALEAM
219) BEAVER 82-39056              78  42  1 ANIMAL'S FARM (2213)       DWES EG
220) AZMUS 82-4139                34  41    MOB TACTICS (2175)         DWES EG
221) PEPP 84-27296                22   0    4-LETTER PIZZA (2217)      BLACKSTONE
222) MIRAGE 84-10230              66  47  1 DRAGON'S GUARD V (2216)    BLACKSTONE
223) CHARLIE PATTON 30-3911       66  42    DELTA BLUES (2201)         IAYE
224) CECIL BOLTON 82-42248        66  56    MEDAL OF HONOR V (2214)    DWES EG
225)-HEINRIK 81-1257              65  50  1 CLAN LONGBEARD (2210)      SHADOWSPIRE
226) DICKY V GOES POSTAL 11-6940  29  14  2 ARMED & GREGARIOUS (1938)  ARUAK CITY
227)-SEGAL 14-3779                64  29    THE SEALS (2194)           TOBIR
228) THE ATOMIZER 18-7753         64  38    MAD SCIENTISTS (1573)      TALCAMA
229)-BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614     55  37    DRAGONBANE GUILD (2208)    SHADOWSPIRE
230) SHADOW BLADE 46-2972         53  38  6 SERPENT'S HOLD (1879)      ARDIVENT
231) KHARMA 20-3112               59  50    WRATHMEN (2164)            SEAM
232)-THELONIUS 21-6631            47  38  2 NOMADIC TRIBE (2197)       SUNSET
233) MOHNSOON MAYHEM 41-4444      45  48    THE STORM FRONT (1944)     KATI-TEI
234) WAY OF THE WICKED 82-33235   43  26  1 DEVIATION (1835)           DWES EG
235) VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565         42  73    MAMMAL MILITIA (2211)      DWES EG
236) DEATH BY NPC 82-20688        36  22    THINGS THAT SUCK (2107)    DWES EG
237) CALIS 56-3426                39  53    MEN OF STEEL (2205)        ROCANIS
238) SPYDER 61-2675               35  28    THEIVES GUILD (2206)       JURINE
239) BLINKY 18-2683               77 146  4 SHEPHERDS (1292)           TALCAMA
240) GUARDIAN 82-16527            27  24    RESSURRECTION (1749)       DWES EG
241) POOP SLINGER 24-4478         54  18    LOOK OUT!! (2160)          ZORPUNT
242) FALLSWORTH 33-2427           29  15    OBSIDIAN HALL (2202)       NIATOLI ISLAND
243) DUKE OF DOOM 56-1316         73  50  4 THE ALLIANCE (588)         ROCANIS
244)-TANNY 36-7429                42  53    SERPENTS HOLD (2095)       JHANS
245) FROO-FROO 18-9589            93  44  4 CENTER FOR OLDS (462)      TALCAMA
246) DAY TURNER 40-4279           71  84  1 MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (2145)   ZENSU
247) CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       166  88  2 THE WARLOCKS (2143)        IAYE
248) LEO POWERS 43-4599           80  79    MEDAL OF HONOR F1 (2148)   VEASTIAN
249) QUARK 29-5505                51  57  1 TREKKERS (2169)            LAPUR
250) BLOOD PIE 96-1918           119  86  6 WHY SELL THIS? (2117)      OLD VALAMANTIS
251) CEER 96-1537                 39  58  4 THE BLOODGUARD 2 (2184)    OLD VALAMANTIS
252) ARIES 69-4434                41  49    DEADLY RAGE (867)          CIMMERIAC
253) WYNETT 30-2340               61  84  2 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
254) SLAYER II 10-2125            59  41  1 THE MENTORS (2086)         KOLACT
255) MABUSHI 9-5548               47  50    SERPENTS HOLD 2 (2192)     ZUKAL
256) ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648         94 100  1 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (2199)   CALEAM
257)-FURIOUS FOX 81-143           50  53  1 FURRY FURY (2154)          SHADOWSPIRE
258) KHRISTOPHER 27-3567          61  35    WRATHMEN (2167)            POINT
259) GONE TO GEORGIA 82-28596     32  34    STREET PIZZAD XXI (1891)   DWES EG
260) ROBERT DUNLAP 41-4378        82  69    MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (2146)   KATI-TEI

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
261) UNCLE FEISTY 82-55652        50  48    040908F (2022)             DWES EG
262) POSTAL WORKER 17-3680        36  34  1 ARMED MANIACS (2195)       ALJAFIR
263) BLUE BADGER 84-5186          37  34  2 FURRY FURY (2215)          BLACKSTONE
264)-PO'D PANDA 81-147            38  31  2 FURRY FURY (2154)          SHADOWSPIRE
265) KOOKABURRA 33-4151          169 207  5 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (2144)  NIATOLI ISLAND
266) AMATEUR EMBALMER 82-53433    47  69  3 DUNGEON CELL B9 (2070)     DWES EG
267) TORRI 82-22851               33  23    LADIES (2212)              DWES EG
268) WILLIE BROWN 82-13201        30  31    1976 RAIDERS (2176)        DWES EG
269) SWEATY 7-4850                22  27    BRAIN (2003)               BONSUR
270) RAMPAGE 32-5076              27  14    ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
271) FUGAZI 38-3565               45  61  2 TEAM FLOYD (1298)          CLIFFHOME
272) HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM 82-16584 65  74    LBA:ELVIS FANS (2177)      DWES EG
273) E AHO LAULA 21-4224          64  41    WIDER IS BETTER (2165)     SUNSET
274) TONY SIRAGUSA 1-7882         50  43    BETTER OFF DEAD (2136)     MORDANT
275) KLAA 10-2531                 39  43  2 DRAGON LORDS (2193)        KOLACT
276) SUNGLASSES 73-3223           14  37  1 FOUND IN THE SAND (1516)   ERINIKA
277) BRASS MONKEY 61-3379         37  30  1 DEVIATION (2079)           JURINE
278) MR. STREPTOCOCCUS 82-26366   74  59    SESAME STAPH (2108)        DWES EG
279) UH-OH 82-33703               61  71  2 STUFF MARK SAYS (2112)     DWES EG
280) IRON SHACKLE 82-50451        27  16    DUNGEON CELL 75 (2183)     DWES EG
281) BOATSWAIN 18-9958            49  46  1 SEA DOGS (1782)            TALCAMA
282) THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       113  77    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (2147)   VEASTIAN
283) SAM ADAMS 13-5376            48  51  1 MMMM BEER! (2088)          DULLENS
284)-ALLAH 13-2440                27  36    RABBIT DROPPINGS (2049)    DULLENS

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

POWERLUNGERITIS was devastated by ROCKWELL in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
KRAMER was handily defeated by EXPLICIT in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge match.
PRODIGAL SON viciously subdued MASKED INTRUDER in a popular 11 minute Challenge fight.
DARTMAN viciously subdued AMISH PARADISE in a action packed 2 minute Challenge brawl.
FLEA FLICKER viciously subdued CREDIT LINE in a 7 minute Challenge match.
WAYWARD SON was savagely defeated by SID in a action packed 4 minute Challenge melee.
NINJA WARTHOG was vanquished by THE HELLION in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
I BACKSTROKE vanquished ALVIN YORK in a exciting 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
THE PERFECT DRUG was overpowered by FUNNY BUNNY in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
VIGO handily defeated AXE MURDERER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
MALICE IN CHAINS devastated HAM BURGLAR in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
NEIL LEGGSTRONG vanquished NEPTUNE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
BIONIC BUFFALO overpowered EDDIE RICKENBACKER in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
CONSORTIUM DORK savagely defeated SKITZO FRAY NICK in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
JUNKYARD DOG beat BULLETPROOF MONK in a popular 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
DREAD was devastated by ZALTAN in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
E AHO LAULA was vanquished by KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CONTRABAND won victory over CANNIBAL COOK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fray.
LASSIE'S EVIL TWIN narrowly defeated DRINK HARD in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
RED DAWG was vanquished by SOLOMON in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
FURIOUS ANGER defeated NECROMANCER in a action packed 3 minute brutal Challenge match.
SUGAR HILL GANG won victory over PINK HEART in a popular 4 minute Challenge fray.
TUSCAN FLAME handily defeated SONIC in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
CEER was overpowered by FROO-FROO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
RAMPAGE handily defeated KLAA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BRASS MONKEY savagely defeated IRON SHACKLE in a exciting 7 minute Challenge fight.
MENDELSSOHN was narrowly defeated by NEBUCHADNEZZAR in a exciting 9 minute Title fray.
LITTLEST TYRANT vanquished CUNNING FOX in a exciting 7 minute brutal mismatched fight.
THE REAPER outwaited LITTLE GIRL CRUSH in a action packed 9 minute bout.
FRANKENBERRY overpowered MILLER KNIGHT in a crowd pleasing 8 minute one-sided match.
BOB ETERNAL vanquished TRIP'S TRASH in a action packed 2 minute one-sided bout.
MARV JR narrowly defeated SOULSNARE in a exciting 9 minute bloody competition.
MIPHON lost to LOWLY WORM in a popular 3 minute brutal match.
FALPAWIZ was viciously subdued by KHYRON in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal duel.
JAKARI DRAGON LORD slimly lost to MACBETH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory duel.
MORTICIAN outwaited WRATH OF ONE in a crowd pleasing 9 minute gruesome match.
GRINGOLD viciously subdued SWIFT in a exciting 4 minute gory match.
PICARD was savagely defeated by A NEW PONY! in a action packed 3 minute gory fight.
GOLDWRAP overpowered TAPS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome one-sided fray.
RAZOR subdued MARV in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal match.
PEACE was demolished by JAKE THE DOG in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
THE LITTLE ONE viciously subdued SISTER X in a crowd pleasing 14 minute contest.
LEE AT TOURNEY bested PINK MINK in a exciting 1 minute battle.
LAZAR WOLF devastated PERFECT SNOTLING in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
SAMURAI subdued TELA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute contest.
SITTING BULL overpowered MR. GHERKIN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DOC STEELE devastated DOMINION in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CAPTAIN POLAND devastated THE BLACK FOX in a exciting 2 minute mismatched conflict.
BLOOD WIZARD overpowered URBANE ELF in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided duel.
BURGLAR was overcome by YELLOW LEDBETTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
CHOKING CHICKEN was narrowly defeated by SHAVED MAMMOTH in a 3 minute bout.
PARROT KEEPER savagely defeated MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! in a action packed 2 minute duel.
GOLDENBEARD overpowered KAIDEN in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
TRUMP beat ROYAL PRETENDER in a exciting 2 minute gruesome battle.
NO SALARY CAP savagely defeated LUCRETIA BORGIA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute fight.
ETERNAL D.J. vanquished ING in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
CALAVERA narrowly defeated FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE in a popular 7 minute gory fight.
SKITZOID SNOOPY viciously subdued FGC in a crowd pleasing 7 minute brutal duel.
DIRTY ZEALOT handily defeated DAMEON in a action packed 3 minute one-sided match.
TARLOCK savagely defeated BLIND BARBER in a popular 3 minute gruesome fight.
SCOOTIE PUFF JR handily defeated SHEWISH WHALER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DEFIANCE demolished SINGING LUNATIC in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
COLD HANDS was beaten by NEOPHYTE in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
FOXY LADY viciously subdued SWEATY in a action packed 4 minute brutal conflict.
#NULL beat CANDIRU in a exciting 2 minute contest.
STINGRAY devastated TONY SIRAGUSA in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
FIREDRAKE handily defeated MABUSHI in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
JAMES DOOLITTLE demolished MICHAEL COOPER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
HEART BREAKER overpowered IPECAC in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
MIFFED SANDY viciously subdued KIPPER in a exciting 4 minute gruesome fray.
BART SIMPSON was overpowered by BETTERTHANEVER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
PLACES THE LOTION... demolished DICKY V GOES POSTAL in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
SOLSBURY HILL handily defeated WHITE THUNDER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SHARKY beat POLYNIKES in a 2 minute bout.
THE MECHANIC overpowered SAM ADAMS in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
VERTIGO devastated HAPPY APPLE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome uneven bout.
SHOTGUN GANDHI overpowered POSTAL WORKER in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
EIGHTH MATE handily defeated CREATOR RUSH in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
FRAIL WHALE vanquished ARTHUR BEYER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
JANE FONDA vanquished SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven melee.
HITLER demolished BLUE BADGER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
SCREAMING EAGLE handily defeated WILLIE BROWN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MAGIC JOHNSON was demolished by DRASTIC MEASURES in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
SUPER SENIOR vanquished SECOND WATCH in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided conflict.
THE MONARCH overpowered DRUNK DENNIS in a exciting 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
THE SHOCKER handily defeated BITTER EMPLOYEES in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
DR. LUNGPUNCTURE savagely defeated SLAYER II in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
SPYDER was vanquished by CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
RYRELEE won victory over BLOOD PIE in a action packed 3 minute gruesome duel.
HEMLOCK devastated DAY TURNER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
ARIES won victory over UNCLE FEISTY in a exciting 2 minute bout.
CALIS was defeated by THE ATOMIZER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
DUKE OF DOOM was handily defeated by PEPP in a exciting 2 minute one-sided struggle.
CHRISTINE handily defeated WYNETT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
SMUG BUG was vanquished by VILLIAGE IDIOT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched contest.
SUNGLASSES was devastated by LINK HOGTHROB in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
GROGGY DOGGY subdued ROY BENAVIDEZ in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
HOUSE MOUSE devastated MOHNSOON MAYHEM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
SHADOW BLADE was handily defeated by QUEEN in a action packed 2 minute uneven battle.
MAELSTROM demolished THOMAS FOWLER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
VIOLATOR narrowly defeated ROBERT DUNLAP in a popular 1 minute brutal fight.
RALTUMAN OMELET overpowered HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
RABID DOG viciously subdued MIKE POWERFUL in a popular 2 minute brutal melee.
LEO POWERS was demolished by PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL in a 1 minute uneven bout.
GAOLER was overpowered by THE LADY in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided brawl.
NORAF vanquished MIRAGE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
AZMUS viciously subdued BLINKY in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
VIOLENT VOLE was viciously subdued by ORATHAI in a popular 4 minute gruesome match.
FUGAZI handily defeated BOATSWAIN in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
GUARDIAN overpowered TORRI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
CLARISA handily defeated CHARLIE PATTON in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
DEATH BY NPC was devastated by AMPUTATOR FROG in a 1 minute uneven fray.
PROFESSOR IVY overpowered MEGAMANAGER ROLAIDS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
MR. STREPTOCOCCUS was savagely defeated by QUARK in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bout.
GONE TO GEORGIA was devastated by POOP SLINGER in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
WAY OF THE WICKED demolished FALLSWORTH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
UH-OH was vanquished by CRAZY FINGERS in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven bout.
BEAVER slimly lost to FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a popular 4 minute bloody struggle.
EAR was overpowered by SNAKE OIL SALESMAN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CECIL BOLTON was handily defeated by LOST BLONDE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SLEEPS ALL DAY was handily defeated by VIOLENT FURY in a 4 minute one-sided brawl.
AMATEUR EMBALMER was demolished by KHARMA in a popular 1 minute one-sided fray.
ASHAR was devastated by PHANTASMAL in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided competition.
KHRISTOPHER was overpowered by FLESH FLAYER in a 4 minute one-sided bout.
MARCINKO was demolished by ARTHUR DEFRANZO in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DECK SWAB handily defeated ED 209 in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
THUNDAR BEAGLE! was vanquished by BELIAL in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      88         PARRY-LUNGE      104 -  79 -  0      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  68         SLASHING ATTACK  101 -  85 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     21         LUNGING ATTACK   322 - 287 -  1      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   21         PARRY-STRIKE      39 -  35 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 16         WALL OF STEEL     88 -  85 -  0      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         AIMED BLOW       419 - 410 -  1      51  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     24 -  35 -  0      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  26 -  0      38  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         BASHING ATTACK    24 -  44 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         TOTAL PARRY       33 -  64 -  0      34  |

Turn 638 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     4 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE       10 - 11         9  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  6     AIMED BLOW        40 - 48         1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    40 - 28     WALL OF STEEL      9 - 12         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  4     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  7     
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   RANK WARRIOR                     W   L  K TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW         1) NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821    169 113  0 WE BE WAR FLAILS (1834)
LUNGING ATTACK     9) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894        366 157  2 MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)
SLASHING ATTACK   17) LOWLY WORM 74-56          303 239  1 SCARRY BEASTIES (958)
TOTAL PARRY       33) CAPTAIN POLAND 18-6614    236 138  4 THE FIRST REVENGER (2187)
PARRY-LUNGE       35) LEE AT TOURNEY 4-3565     255 250  1 LETHAL LADIES (1375)
WALL OF STEEL     49) PEACE 19-4280             164 154  4 DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)
PARRY-STRIKE      62) SHAVED MAMMOTH 13-3607    225  97  1 SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)
STRIKING ATTACK   67) FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862       237 241  2 RHYME TYME (587)
PARRY-RIPOSTE     89) TAPS 96-841                49  53  5 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1740)
BASHING ATTACK   107) NEIL LEGGSTRONG 15-2990    92  63  0 BORN OF VENGEANCE (890)

The overall popularity leader is PINK MINK 55-220.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SISTER X 12-6340.  The ten other most popular fighters were MASKED INTRUDER 
44-1257, PRODIGAL SON 1-7937, RAZOR 70-2403, SOULSNARE 82--28288, MENDELSSOHN 9-2894, 
MARV JR 18-9288, NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821, SKITZOID SNOOPY 41-2146, THE REAPER 69-8774, 
and LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646.

The least popular fighter this week was FALLSWORTH 33-2427.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CHARLIE PATTON 30-3911, TORRI 82-22851, CREATOR RUSH 84-5327, 
WHITE THUNDER 4-6040, DOMINION 22-5043, KLAA 10-2531, SONIC 56-1695, THUNDAR BEAGLE! 
14-852, ED 209 5-3955, and ASHAR 30-1777.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  2 0  ZORPUNT(24)          2  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  4 0  
NIANIA(2)            5  1 0  CALEAM(26)           2  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             4  5 0  POINT(27)            0  1 0  ARADI(60)            0  2 0  
JHELUM(4)            4  5 0  LAPUR(29)            3  1 0  JURINE(61)           2  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            4  2 0  IAYE(30)             3  6 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  2 0  ARVAT(32)            3  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   4  3 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  2 0  MURSKA(35)           2  2 0  SENTERN(70)          1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  4 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        4  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  2 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  4 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    3  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            2  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  2 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  0 0  KRILL(44)            1  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  DWES EG(82)         18 27 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       3  4 0  
TALCAMA(18)         10  6 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  4 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  2 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  1 0  KHALANI(55)          5  3 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 25) PRODIGAL SON 1-7937        145  51  2  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706)    MORDANT
 45) MORTICIAN 2-3890           108  29  2  INTIMIDATING (1795)        NIANIA
 65) ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931        159  73  0  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
 20) CUNNING FOX 4-3906         334 134  4  TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 87) SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5-5033      78  21  1  011510A (2044)             KALTOS
 81) POWERLUNGERITIS 6-1504      89  71  0  ANIMALISM (1592)           TRANSEL
 41) GRINGOLD 7-2416            109 128  4  SEA DOGS (1708)            BONSUR

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  9) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894         366 157  2  MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL
 21) MILLER KNIGHT 10-3610      165 131  5  THIRSTY THUGS (1023)       KOLACT
123) SHOTGUN GANDHI 11-6760      54  36  0  ARMED & GREGARIOUS (1938)  ARUAK CITY
 34) SID 12-3449                113  96  1  VICIOUS VANDALS (1320)     RIZTAB
 62) SHAVED MAMMOTH 13-3607     225  97  1  SATAN'S KINGDOM (351)      DULLENS
158) VILLIAGE IDIOT 14-304      302 370  2  GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
107) NEIL LEGGSTRONG 15-2990     92  63  0  BORN OF VENGEANCE (890)    MALCORN
139) VERTIGO 16-5544             52  44  0  DRAGON'S GUARD (2050)      WILLAF
112) THE MECHANIC 17-2064        59  50  0  MARKED DECK (292)          ALJAFIR
 28) MARV JR 18-9288            115  45  1  WASTELAND (751)            TALCAMA
 49) PEACE 19-4280              164 154  4  DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)        ZUWAYZA
231) KHARMA 20-3112              59  50  0  WRATHMEN (2164)            SEAM
 76) PARROT KEEPER 21-6157       69  45  2  SEA DOGS (1840)            SUNSET
  1) NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821     169 113  0  WE BE WAR FLAILS (1834)    SOLVEN
 74) TRUMP 24-4359              152 165  2  BAD HAND (1364)            ZORPUNT
117) HEART BREAKER 26-4752       88  72  1  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1942)       CALEAM
258) KHRISTOPHER 27-3567         61  35  0  WRATHMEN (2167)            POINT
 57) PICARD 29-1995             318 184  3  STAR TREK (1066)           LAPUR
 70) TELA 30-2973                83 190  2  GAMEHENDGE (1776)          IAYE
 77) THE HELLION 32-668         144 101  2  COLLEGE RADIO (2036)       ARVAT
 19) DARTMAN 33-7161            171  80  4  COLGATE DAYS (1777)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 92) I BACKSTROKE 35-1562       158  88  1  IN THE JUNGLE (1865)       MURSKA
 11) BOB ETERNAL 38-4460        151  46  2  SANDS OF TIME (1362)       CLIFFHOME
246) DAY TURNER 40-4279          71  84  1  MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (2145)   ZENSU
 71) SKITZOID SNOOPY 41-2146     51  31  0  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
206) GAOLER 42-4504              67  51  3  DUNGEON CELL (1945)        RODEKI
248) LEO POWERS 43-4599          80  79  0  MEDAL OF HONOR F1 (2148)   VEASTIAN
 26) MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257     86  80  0  DEVIATION (479)            KRILL
214) IPECAC 45-3625              89  85  0  EMETICS (2204)             STORMCROWE
230) SHADOW BLADE 46-2972        53  38  6  SERPENT'S HOLD (1879)      ARDIVENT
 15) KRAMER 47-5191             123  99  1  SECOND BANANAS (1947)      NORTH FORK
 18) MACBETH 49-2832            238 211  4  STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
 82) THE BLACK FOX 52-1169       64  50  3  IRON CATHEDRAL (2185)      FRATSFA
 38) FALPAWIZ 55-1342           310 195  6  LORDS OF THE SWORD (1152)  KHALANI
 48) THE LITTLE ONE 56-1432     234 269  4  STAR GUARDIANS (1254)      ROCANIS
 53) TRIP'S TRASH 59-834        107  82  0  THE WAIVER WIRE (2072)     ILLIS
 69) PERFECT SNOTLING 60-8403    57  29  0  SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950 ARADI
170) LASSIE'S EVIL TWIN 61-2411  83  52  4  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1868)      JURINE
183) PINK HEART 62-3643          33  26  2  MIKE'S INK (1785)          VALAMANTIS
156) HEMLOCK 68-2193             72  91  2  CELESTIAL KNIGHTS (1951)   FIREHOLD
  6) THE REAPER 69-8774         230 134  1  BLOOD MOON (1560)          CIMMERIAC
 31) RAZOR 70-2403              230 217  2  KAT'S PAW (1491)           SENTERN
175) SUGAR HILL GANG 71-6416     42  25  2  RAP ATTACKS (1953)         KYR'TERR
276) SUNGLASSES 73-3223          14  37  1  FOUND IN THE SAND (1516)   ERINIKA
 17) LOWLY WORM 74-56           303 239  1  SCARRY BEASTIES (958)      DAYLA KIV
 24) KHYRON 75-1026             249 266  3  WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 37) JAKE THE DOG 76-1694       129  67  5  ADVENTURE TIME (2000)      SIMTAKKA
208) RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857     45  15  2  SHEWISH BUFFET (2207)      LIN TIRIAN
  4) LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646   103  43  1  THE NEPHEW (1861)          DWES EG
103) CONSORTIUM DORK 84-7918     56  47  2  COOL DORKS (2024)          BLACKSTONE
 79) NINJA WARTHOG 96-413       145  72  7  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1178)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 39) FLEA FLICKER 97-3087        78  61  6  BLOODY SUNDAYS (1923)      SHADOW GROVE
143) PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909  63  54  5  ARCANE BEACH DAY (2032)    SYVYN'S HILL
115) HAM BURGLAR 99-1620         86  64  4  DUNGEON CELL S08C (2123)   SOUTH RIDGE