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Date : 02/17/2016 Duedate: 03/01/2016
PRIMUS ARENA
DM 102 TURN 683
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DIRT DEVILS 35/2285 3008 1154 34 72.3 COMPENSATING 82/2115
DO IT AGAIN 11/1870 SESAME STAPH 82/2108
MIDDLE ITALY 9/2229 DATING A FROG 82/2114
ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1907 WHY I PLAY DM 82/1566
BORN OF VENGEANCE 15/890 4-LETTER PIZZA 84/2217
2 STREET WALK 29/2054 14 6 0 70.0 HAPPY HOLIDAYS 82/2335
3 MEPHISTO'S WA 9/636 674 424 6 61.4 TEAM CARNAGE 2 98/2347
4 THE CODA 71/1660 302 197 1 60.5 4 LETTER WEATHER 82/2336
WARCKERS 26/1030 4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/2332
OVERWORLD 68/1656 WEST PALM COURTS 82/2180
ACTION TOYS 41/1693 BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/2303
THE FORSAKEN 60/1288 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1758
SHERWOOD FOREST 44/1290 10 SUPERIOR FA 82/2265 924 836 7 52.5
5 BALL 82/1973 3862 2878 32 57.3 SUPERIOR FORCES 25/2263
BABES 36/1428 SUPERIOR FORCES X 68/2264
CORPS 74/1496 SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/1814
BUFFON 97/1976 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 60/1950
FIERCE 75/2131 11 UGLY URBAN 28/2282 14 13 1 51.9
RAT MEN 4/1980 12 DRUNKEN TOA 19/1714 125 117 1 51.7
BOY O'S 51/1553 13 FUCHI OWNED 81/2209 271 257 0 51.3
THE BEARS 7/673 THIEVES GUILD 60/1649
DISASTER 24/2141 BETTER OFF DEAD 1/2136
THE BEARS 35/843 14 FANGS 9/2311 1466 1415 0 50.9
THE BEARS 37/844 MUSCLE MEN 4 82/2111
THE BEARS 2/1372 LEGENDS OF TKE 70/1347
THE BEARS 10/1977 MAMMAL MILITIA 82/2211
THE BEARS 28/1974 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/731
THE BEARS 68/1975 MEDAL OF HONOR V 82/2214
THE BEARS 69/1477 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/1796
FUNKY FOLK 18/2052 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/2056
PRESIDENTS 78/1502 MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/2147
SHADY LADIES 36/522 MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/2198
THE CREAM 3 96/1818 MEDAL OF HONOR F1 43/2148
HELL'S BEARS 40/1978 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 26/2321
WILD THINGS 2 8/2130 MEDAL OF HONOR G1 40/2145
6 TRIBAL COUNCI 4/343 2356 1754 13 57.3 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 41/2146
GATES OF FIRE 74/2011 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 63/2328
7 FLOPS 82/1860 4046 3285 27 55.2 MEDAL OF HONOR J4 24/2319
042909A 2/2001 MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/2199
011808B 82/2255 MEDALS OF HONOR 2 99/2350
011808F 71/2247 MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 84/2343
011808O 82/1995 MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/1961
040908D 82/1919 MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 82/2333
040908F 82/2022 MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II 84/2340
071406AD 6/2002 15 MINISTRY 53/977 1075 1045 5 50.7
WASTELAND II 7/635 PURPLE AND GOLD 4/1935
SOFT DRINKS 82/1920 COWS ON THE WALL 57/2033
BOB'S FRIDGE 69/2188 INQUISITION GC 03 11/1902
GOLD STANDARD 75/877 16 JOHNS 5/1671 1623 1586 6 50.6
IRATE FORMATIONS 3/1934 HABIT 78/2249
HOLE IN THE WALL 82/2337 STORIES 49/1444
ARMED & GREGARIOUS 11/1938 WHY KNOT 63/2290
8 PITT GLADIAT 56/578 1417 1205 11 54.0 VIOLENT FEMS 35/1875
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
9 P'D OFF 4/2276 2923 2505 19 53.9 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/2243
17 TEAM W 98/2159 438 439 6 49.9 SERPENT'S HOLD 46/1879
ALCHEMY 18/1903 ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 17/2234
TECHNOLOGY 5/1181 DRAGONS GUARD II 52/2327
HOMESTAR & CO 9/2310 ZOMBIE SQUAD III 22/2006
OTTODROME TW 47/2325 27 SEA DOGS 9/1937 878 1092 10 44.6
UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/183 SEA DOGS 18/1782
18 LADIES 82/2212 177 181 0 49.4 SEA DOGS 33/2239
THE ALLIANCE 56/588 DUNGEON CELL 42/1945
THE MENTORS 10/2086 DUNGEON CELL 4 82/2021
THE RAZOR'S EDGE 70/814 SHEWISH BUFFET 15/2314
19 GENERATION X 3/1933 101 104 1 49.3 SHEWISH BUFFET 63/2291
THE STORM FRONT 41/1944 SHEWISH BUFFET 78/2207
20 RHYME TYME 55/587 1429 1477 7 49.2 DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1993
WE WANT RAISES 75/922 DUNGEON CELL 48 84/2116
SCARRY BEASTIES 74/958 DUNGEON CELL 77 82/1994
GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/2144 DUNGEON CELL 97 82/2182
21 THE TAKEN 29/895 196 218 0 47.3 SHEWISH BANQUET 98/2348
SOUL WARRIORS 38/648 DUNGEON CELL S08C 99/2123
HERO ALLIANCE 35/1246 28 DM ROLL-UPS 82/1859 815 1012 11 44.6
22 WRATHMEN 20/2164 89 100 1 47.1 FASCINATION 11/2274
WRATHMEN 27/2167 CLASSIC HITS 82/1962
24 HOURS OF DOOM 46/2172 JUST DESERTS 84/2256
23 ENZYMES 16/2260 796 913 3 46.6 FORMER BOSSES 84/2339
RAPTURE 82/2261 FRIEND OR FOE 36/2323
CENSORED 82/1508 SECOND BANANAS 47/1947
ENVENOMED 82/2099 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1706
I AM SUCK 82/1762 AGAINST ALL ODDS 82/2300
APPLE CIDER 21/2091 PERFECTION QUEST 13 13/1940
INCANTATION 18/2089 29 BLUNT FORCE 29/2161 540 671 2 44.6
MOB TACTICS 82/2175 COLLEGE RADIO 51/2266
1976 RAIDERS 82/2176 COLLEGE RADIO 97/2041
THIRSTY THUGS 9/1668 COLLEGE RADIO 98/1681
ROGUE WARRIOR 97/2120 DWARVEN HEROES 60/2267
THIRSTY THUGS 10/1023 SERPENTINE INC. 22/2353
TRIP TO TEMPE 82/2330 TERRAPIN STATION 10/1021
WICKED MARTYRS 7/2085 THE MOTHERSHIP 3 60/1258
ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/2262 ARCANE GREATS FTF 96/2162
VICIOUS VANDALS 12/1320 THE MOTHERSHIP AH 60/2268
WORD OF THE DAY 82/2104 30 KNIGHTS OF R 56/539 171 216 1 44.2
LIFE'S TOO SHORT 82/2102 31 KAOS 82/1918 140 191 0 42.3
THINGS THAT SUCK 82/2107 FURRY FURY 84/2215
WAY TOO MUCH BEER 11/1319 ANCIENT LORDS 82/1917
24 PAWN OF PRO 25/2227 19 22 1 46.3 MURDEROUS FROGS 3 98/2349
SECRET SQUIRRELS 32/2322 32 DEMONSPAWN 33/520 97 145 0 40.1
25 DEVIATION 2/2042 604 724 0 45.5 DRAGON LORDS 10/2193
DEVIATION 44/479 ARMED MANIACS 17/2195
DEVIATION 81/2250 STINKY OCCUPATIONS 96/2346
DEVIATION 82/1835 33 KNIGHTS OF 33/2186 18 27 0 40.0
PYROMANIA 52/1948 34 STEEL BLADES 30/933 207 316 2 39.6
PYROMANIA 82/2251 DEMONIC FURY 44/2038
STATE OF MIND 3/498 35 $$$$$ 77/878 169 276 1 38.0
STATE OF MIND 9/1867 IVO'S ARMY 23/892
DA DOG POWNDAZ 41/1877 CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/925
DA DOG POWNDAZ 55/2078 36 WENSINWASIN 43/2287 16 27 0 37.2
DEVIATION BROWN 84/2341 37 EMETICS 45/2204 28 52 0 35.0
26 MMM BEER 35/2077 590 709 0 45.4 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/2238
MMM BEER! 13/2313 38-BLOODRIGHT 11/2308 37 77 0 32.5
ZOMBIE SQUAD 14/2138 OBSIDIAN HALL 33/2202
ZOMBIE SQUAD 43/2306 IRON CATHEDRAL 52/2185
SERPENT'S HOLD 68/811 KARAMATZOV BROS 3/2307
SERPENTS HOLD 22/2318 39 TRIBE 24/2320 63 147 0 30.0
SERPENTS HOLD 36/2095 PEARL JAM 4/2228
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
DRAGON'S GUARD 16/2050 BOMB SQUAD 66/2329
STILLMATIC 36/2324 DEADLY RAGE 69/867
DELTA BLUES 30/2201 FEAR FACTORY 61/2244
INJURY FAIL 84/2344 DEADLY RAGE II 72/2248
MEN OF STEEL 56/2205 FEAR FACTORY IV 70/2245
BUSINESS CLASS 84/2345 FEAR FACTORY III 82/2331
40 GWAR 70/2246 72 194 0 27.1 41 GENETIC MISHA 14/32 521 1415 3 26.9
GWAR 77/2294 42 THE MONGOLOID 9/346 20 57 0 26.0
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
PRIMUS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Of course, we're all terribly
impressed to see RALTUMAN OMELET win a fight and gain 177 points, terribly. Tsk,
tsk, RALTUMAN OMELET beat BILLY MITCHELL and BILLY MITCHELL lost 161 points. You're
breakin' my heart. JACK DANIELS challenged PRIMUS' Duelmaster for a shot at the
throne. And if variety is the spice of life, PRIMUS may be getting bland, as KRAMER
stays top dog in the city. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do
you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. FLOPS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this
turn's most avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And who led
the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was THE
BEARS. Ha ha ha ha! Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, SERIAL MURDERER was this turn's
most challenged warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans. I suspect either a 21
will or a 21 ego on this one, but ISSUS has challenged up by 71 in an attempt against
WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE. Well, ok, the upstart knave (where've I heard that before?) won
this match and gained 81 points to boot! Ha ha ha, WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE. I notice
PEPSI challenging down 28 points to fight WILLY LIV, OVERWORLD doubtless has some
rotten excuse for such an insult to honor. And golly gee, PEPSI defeated WILLY LIV.
Aren't we all surprised and impressed? GEARFRIED was challenged by one of WARCKERS'
warriors this turn, with PRONTO PONGO having a lead of 46 points going into the
fight. PRONTO PONGO was bested by GEARFRIED! Ok, PRONTO PONGO want to fight my
grandmother next turn? Huh? Now look at this. RAMPAGE challenged down 66 against
GENETIC MISHAPS' VILLIAGE IDIOT. What a weasel! Question now is, will PRIMUS accept
this sort of tacky behavior? RAMPAGE beating VILLIAGE IDIOT. The insult,
the....yech!
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?
What does the PRIMUS arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Glad
to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens
PRIMUS GUARDIANS W L K TEAM NAME CITY
1) KRAMER 47-5191 153 113 1 SECOND BANANAS (1947) NORTH FORK
THE TOWER GUARD W L K TEAM NAME CITY
2) FURIOUS BEAR 37-762 419 126 10 THE BEARS (844) SIBIKHAS
3) JACK DANIELS 51-3084 191 108 4 BOY O'S (1553) TRICORUS
4) DARK GUARDIAN 10-2212 165 111 2 THE BEARS (1977) KOLACT
5) JAKARI DRAGON LORD 56-1413 157 117 3 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (539) ROCANIS
6) RABID-GERBIL 68-6931 220 117 THE BEARS (1975) FIREHOLD
7) MARCIANO 96-1446 136 93 6 THE CREAM 3 (1818) OLD VALAMANTIS
8) TERMINUS 97-484 183 99 7 BUFFON (1976) SHADOW GROVE
9)-MOTHER BEAR 7-3172 248 142 3 THE BEARS (673) BONSUR
10) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894 399 169 2 MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636) ZUKAL
11) BOBS AND DOGS 82-55985 110 63 SOFT DRINKS (1920) DWES EG
THE ELITE GUARD W L K TEAM NAME CITY
12) BART WELLENS 11-4848 111 63 INQUISITION GC 03 (1902) ARUAK CITY
13) STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443 91 57 RAT MEN (1980) JHELUM
THE ELITE GUARD W L K TEAM NAME CITY
14) SAMURAI 75-3119 138 89 1 GOLD STANDARD (877) JADE MOUNTAIN
15) TOM THUMB 35-3791 169 76 1 THE BEARS (843) MURSKA
16) SHARP 74-2739 223 96 1 CORPS (1496) DAYLA KIV
17)-GRIM REAVER 28-1356 272 141 6 THE BEARS (1974) MORYA
18) EXPLICIT 82-2474 134 92 4 CENSORED (1508) DWES EG
19) CARNIVOROUS SLOTH 56-1073 175 94 5 PITT GLADIATORS (578) ROCANIS
20)-HST 78-1738 224 146 2 PRESIDENTS (1502) LIN TIRIAN
21) CREDIT LINE 82-1366 104 128 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1758)DWES EG
22)-WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885 168 144 7 THE BEARS (1975) FIREHOLD
23) SID 12-3449 137 117 1 VICIOUS VANDALS (1320) RIZTAB
24) SCARY MARY 36-2213 229 147 22 SHADY LADIES (522) JHANS
25) DIRTY ZEALOT 82-55889 103 68 FLOPS (1860) DWES EG
26) DEADLY BEAR 2-3688 212 161 THE BEARS (1372) NIANIA
27) SKITZOID SNOOPY 41-2146 64 44 DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877) KATI-TEI
28) WAYWARD SON 1-8180 122 62 4 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706) MORDANT
29) PERFECT SNOTLING 60-8403 87 44 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950)ARADI
30) DONNA 36-5966 156 83 4 BABES (1428) JHANS
31) AMBULANCE CHASER 75-1219 117 57 4 FIERCE (2131) JADE MOUNTAIN
DEFENDERS OF THE TOWER W L K TEAM NAME CITY
32) BLIND BARBER 82-42371 93 72 DUNGEON CELL 77 (1994) DWES EG
33) MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257 102 90 DEVIATION (479) KRILL
34) MAGIC JOHNSON 4-5904 61 44 1 PURPLE AND GOLD (1935) JHELUM
35)-POPPABEAR 69-649 106 71 THE BEARS (1477) CIMMERIAC
36)-DEE DEE 8-384 149 59 2 WILD THINGS 2 (2130) ARKERS
37) SHADOW ANGEL 82-45588 103 76 1 ANCIENT LORDS (1917) DWES EG
38) KHYRON 75-1026 271 289 3 WE WANT RAISES (922) JADE MOUNTAIN
39) MASQUERADE 8-2297 177 111 1 WILD THINGS 2 (2130) ARKERS
40) MILLER KNIGHT 10-3610 186 155 5 THIRSTY THUGS (1023) KOLACT
41) CALAVERA 9-4915 118 90 THIRSTY THUGS (1668) ZUKAL
42) NO SALARY CAP 82-6494 122 84 3 WHY I PLAY DM (1566) DWES EG
43) BLESSING 82-48644 71 82 DM ROLL-UPS (1859) DWES EG
44) TOM COLLINS 10-4083 116 119 5 THIRSTY THUGS (1023) KOLACT
45) PEACE 19-4280 190 173 4 DRUNKEN TOAD (1714) ZUWAYZA
46) ENTER SANDMAN 40-3748 121 93 2 HELL'S BEARS (1978) ZENSU
47) MANDRAKE 68-3259 122 93 1 SERPENT'S HOLD (811) FIREHOLD
48) SLAYER II 10-2125 81 64 1 THE MENTORS (2086) KOLACT
49) DICKY V GOES POSTAL 11-6940 58 29 2 FASCINATION (2274) ARUAK CITY
50) JAMES FLETCHER 11-3810 122 96 1 WAY TOO MUCH BEER (1319) ARUAK CITY
51) GOLDWRAP 82-11886 133 69 SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (1814) DWES EG
52) SONIC 56-1695 82 60 2 THE ALLIANCE (588) ROCANIS
53) DOMINION 22-5043 96 102 ZOMBIE SQUAD III (2006) SOLVEN
54) FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809 97 71 5 COLLEGE RADIO (1681) SYVYN'S HILL
55) PINK MINK 55-220 315 282 2 RHYME TYME (587) KHALANI
56) LOWLY WORM 74-56 336 251 1 SCARRY BEASTIES (958) DAYLA KIV
57) ROYAL PRETENDER 82-33733 139 136 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1993) DWES EG
58) ROCKWELL 7-5003 84 80 UNDEAD ARTISTS (183) BONSUR
59)-KYRA 36-7316 96 54 1 BABES (1428) JHANS
60) VERTIGO 16-5544 82 59 DRAGON'S GUARD (2050) WILLAF
61) SUPER SENIOR 3-4728 108 76 5 GENERATION X (1933) OSKSI
LEGION OF THE WAND W L K TEAM NAME CITY
62) ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931 182 95 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731) OSKSI
63) SURFER ROSA 97-1192 57 29 3 COLLEGE RADIO (2041) SHADOW GROVE
64) SWIFT 75-181 331 254 6 WE WANT RAISES (922) JADE MOUNTAIN
65) DAMEON 33-1921 109 95 2 DEMONSPAWN (520) NIATOLI ISLAND
66) GOSSAMER 35-3656 115 68 1 MMM BEER (2077) MURSKA
67) DREAD 32-4666 115 46 ANGELS OF PAIN (1907) ARVAT
68) FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 254 269 2 RHYME TYME (587) KHALANI
69) MR. GHERKIN 6-6385 77 43 071406AD (2002) TRANSEL
70) FIREDRAKE 30-2070 108 109 3 STEEL BLADES (933) IAYE
71) EIGHTH MATE 9-5437 60 46 1 SEA DOGS (1937) ZUKAL
72) SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272 86 62 2 SEA DOGS (1782) TALCAMA
LEGION OF THE WAND W L K TEAM NAME CITY
73) NECROMANCER 18-6386 82 47 INCANTATION (2089) TALCAMA
74) WATER MOCCASIN 53-3265 147 137 1 MINISTRY (977) KHALHUMS
75) TOMATO ION 82-55638 74 61 040908D (1919) DWES EG
76) DEFIANCE 32-4619 147 57 1 ANGELS OF PAIN (1907) ARVAT
77) MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! 60-8618 100 71 1 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950)ARADI
78) GROGGY DOGGY 55-223 257 350 RHYME TYME (587) KHALANI
79) KAIDEN 35-3108 236 235 3 VIOLENT FEMS (1875) MURSKA
80)-WILD FIRE 24-4880 85 40 4 DISASTER (2141) ZORPUNT
81) YANKEE 23-2869 82 90 5 IVO'S ARMY (892) TI
82) BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570 128 90 DO IT AGAIN (1870) ARUAK CITY
83) WOLVERINE 82-6651 39 40 BALL (1973) DWES EG
84) WEBBED BEAUS 82-36458 76 82 1 DATING A FROG (2114) DWES EG
85) SHOTGUN GANDHI 11-6760 85 50 ARMED & GREGARIOUS (1938) ARUAK CITY
86) POLYNIKES 74-4191 85 68 1 GATES OF FIRE (2011) DAYLA KIV
87) MUCOUS 71-2277 102 67 2 THE CODA (1660) KYR'TERR
88) DINAH MIGHT 18-9229 119 70 3 FUNKY FOLK (2052) TALCAMA
89) HATHOR 57-3998 122 90 5 COWS ON THE WALL (2033) ANDOR
90) #NULL 82-54215 87 46 2 011808O (1995) DWES EG
91) HOUSE MOUSE 55-221 243 359 3 RHYME TYME (587) KHALANI
92) VIOLATOR 44-2122 93 105 1 DEMONIC FURY (2038) KRILL
93) ET 77-714 52 74 2 $$$$$ (878) MAZGOURRAH
94) AXE MURDERER 82-51085 93 60 2 DUNGEON CELL 4 (2021) DWES EG
95) JUNKYARD DOG 55-3179 103 78 2 DA DOG POWNDAZ (2078) KHALANI
96) ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426 139 133 1 MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (1961) DWES EG
97)-HAM BURGLAR 99-1620 120 73 4 DUNGEON CELL S08C (2123) SOUTH RIDGE
98) MALICE 46-2336 90 47 1 SERPENT'S HOLD (1879) ARDIVENT
99) PEPP 84-27296 56 11 4-LETTER PIZZA (2217) BLACKSTONE
100) WIMPY 98-2670 70 46 4 TEAM W (2159) SYVYN'S HILL
101) RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857 62 43 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (2207) LIN TIRIAN
THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS W L K TEAM NAME CITY
102) SMUG BUG 55-2900 179 239 RHYME TYME (587) KHALANI
103) FRAIL WHALE 55-1968 259 317 3 RHYME TYME (587) KHALANI
104) KHARMA 20-3112 84 70 WRATHMEN (2164) SEAM
105) OOPS SWEATER 82-56109 71 46 3 011808B (2255) DWES EG
106) DRASTIC MEASURES 2-4537 94 62 1 DEVIATION (2042) NIANIA
107) CARPET BURN 3-5698 78 100 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731) OSKSI
108) BELIAL 7-3838 220 121 3 WICKED MARTYRS (2085) BONSUR
109) FIBULARIS 82-28877 136 123 1 MUSCLE MEN 4 (2111) DWES EG
110) GITARIOS 82-45618 48 45 2 KAOS (1918) DWES EG
111) JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237 143 96 2 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (2056) KATI-TEI
112) SKITZO FRAY NICK 3-2912 67 51 STATE OF MIND (498) OSKSI
113) TRIFFID 2-3408 103 92 1 CREAM OF THE SLOP (925) NIANIA
114) ARIES 69-4434 62 73 DEADLY RAGE (867) CIMMERIAC
115) BEAUTIFUL THING 51-3874 53 58 1 COLLEGE RADIO (2266) TRICORUS
116) FANG 36-7526 54 35 SERPENTS HOLD (2095) JHANS
117) MOHNSOON MAYHEM 41-4444 67 71 THE STORM FRONT (1944) KATI-TEI
118) VIGO 18-6086 136 80 1 ALCHEMY (1903) TALCAMA
119) JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143 56 49 PERFECTION QUEST 13 (1940) DULLENS
120) ED 209 5-3955 93 108 4 TECHNOLOGY (1181) KALTOS
121) PSYCOSIS 70-249 93 65 2 THE RAZOR'S EDGE (814) SENTERN
122) TORRI 82-22851 54 44 LADIES (2212) DWES EG
123) LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 72 44 1 ZOMBIE SQUAD (2306) VEASTIAN
124) OTIS 3-6501 155 98 6 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731) OSKSI
125) NORAF 82-3856 111 61 ENVENOMED (2099) DWES EG
126)-MARKUS 11-2295 100 70 2 BLOODRIGHT (2308) ARUAK CITY
127)-CARTMAN 7-4034 138 107 7 WASTELAND II (635) BONSUR
128) DAYDREAM BELIEVER 82-31100 79 56 1 CLASSIC HITS (1962) DWES EG
129) DECK SWAB 18-2148 100 129 3 SEA DOGS (1782) TALCAMA
130) SCREAMING EAGLE 4-6498 91 64 1 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343) JHELUM
131) HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 66 65 BLUNT FORCE (2161) LAPUR
132) KHRISTOPHER 27-3567 90 51 1 WRATHMEN (2167) POINT
133) TONY SIRAGUSA 1-7882 79 59 BETTER OFF DEAD (2136) MORDANT
THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS W L K TEAM NAME CITY
134) THE LADY 29-2226 119 90 1 THE TAKEN (895) LAPUR
135) FOXY LADY 33-3141 61 66 KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (2186) NIATOLI ISLAND
136) FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968 188 84 1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731) OSKSI
137) PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748 60 56 3 ARCANE GREATS FTF (2162) OLD VALAMANTIS
138) SNAKE OIL SALESMAN 82-49671 100 90 2 DUNGEON CELL 97 (2182) DWES EG
139) UNCLE FEISTY 82-55652 64 72 040908F (2022) DWES EG
140)-THE BLACK FOX 52-1169 86 71 3 IRON CATHEDRAL (2185) FRATSFA
141) RED CEDAR 44-2451 59 63 SHERWOOD FOREST (1290) KRILL
142) CANNIBAL COOK 84-11985 58 43 1 DUNGEON CELL 48 (2116) BLACKSTONE
143) SIRTON 82-9190 52 38 1 I AM SUCK (1762) DWES EG
144) TWILIGHT ZONE 56-1694 88 65 1 THE ALLIANCE (588) ROCANIS
145) CLARISA 38-2493 123 68 SOUL WARRIORS (648) CLIFFHOME
146) STINGRAY 30-2264 86 81 1 STEEL BLADES (933) IAYE
147) NOREASTER 35-3896 119 47 2 DIRT DEVILS (2285) MURSKA
148) THE CREEPER 29-2738 104 65 2 THE TAKEN (895) LAPUR
149) POSTAL WORKER 17-3680 52 63 1 ARMED MANIACS (2195) ALJAFIR
150) MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759 127 74 2 MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (2198) ZORPUNT
151)-PORSCHE 82-41317 58 43 COMPENSATING (2115) DWES EG
THE LADY'S PROTECTOR W L K TEAM NAME CITY
152) KOOKABURRA 33-4151 191 230 5 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (2144) NIATOLI ISLAND
153) PEPSI 68-8510 106 48 OVERWORLD (1656) FIREHOLD
154) MEAT 84-27302 45 12 4-LETTER PIZZA (2217) BLACKSTONE
155) A BALCONY 4-6637 42 35 1 P'D OFF (2276) JHELUM
156) RED DAWG 41-2689 84 67 2 DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877) KATI-TEI
157) IPECAC 45-3625 108 111 EMETICS (2204) STORMCROWE
158)-DMITRI 3-2461 94 84 2 KARAMATZOV BROS (2307) OSKSI
159) RAMPAGE 32-5076 68 17 ANGELS OF PAIN (1907) ARVAT
160) CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330 88 80 1 TECHNOLOGY (1181) KALTOS
161) NEPTUNE 38-2780 90 84 SOUL WARRIORS (648) CLIFFHOME
162) PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 88 49 2 FEAR FACTORY (2244) JURINE
163) ASHEN SHUGAR 56-1867 69 86 5 MEN OF STEEL (2205) ROCANIS
164) ISSUS 25-1745 71 33 1 PAWN OF PROPHECY (2227) LYRATILAN
165) SOLOMON 35-2758 96 67 1 HERO ALLIANCE (1246) MURSKA
166) SHARK BAIT 33-7652 71 69 1 SEA DOGS (2239) NIATOLI ISLAND
167) DAY TURNER 40-4279 89 111 1 MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (2145) ZENSU
168) TWO-PIECE TOENAIL 2-5627 41 36 1 042909A (2001) NIANIA
169) PERSEUS 72-1612 85 73 1 DEADLY RAGE II (2248) DRAGONHEAD
170) ALIEN NATION 60-5017 73 49 1 THE MOTHERSHIP 3 (1258) ARADI
171) DAWN 17-7248 56 25 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (2234) ALJAFIR
172) ARGINASE 16-4137 33 46 2 ENZYMES (2260) WILLAF
173) WARHEAD 82-13913 84 47 1 PYROMANIA (2251) DWES EG
174) DUSKBLOOD PUDDING 15-5150 45 21 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (2314) MALCORN
175) ZAKAU 5-4623 90 98 JOHNS (1671) KALTOS
176) DIRK VLUG 99-1956 82 84 4 MEDALS OF HONOR 2 (2350) SOUTH RIDGE
177) WILLY LIV 9-2930 58 39 2 THE MONGOLOIDS (346) ZUKAL
178) LUCIAN ADAMS 84-28187 82 16 1 MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 (2343) BLACKSTONE
179) BITTER EMPLOYEES 82-37737 53 66 1 WEST PALM COURTS (2180) DWES EG
180) WILLOW 14-4754 34 29 ZOMBIE SQUAD (2138) TOBIR
181) HUGH KASSLE 84-4988 52 61 1 FORMER BOSSES (2339) BLACKSTONE
182) HERSHEL WILLIAMS 26-4767 104 78 2 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (2321) CALEAM
183) ELDERLY WOMAN 4-6673 47 51 1 PEARL JAM (2228) JHELUM
184) DRINK HARD 82-9194 43 48 LIFE'S TOO SHORT (2102) DWES EG
185) WHAT? 24-4991 46 36 2 TRIBE (2320) ZORPUNT
186) S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 120 131 3 HABIT (2249) LIN TIRIAN
187) J.J. PARRODOTE 70-5939 58 57 1 LEGENDS OF TKE (1347) SENTERN
188) SLAKE 82-12993 31 55 WORD OF THE DAY (2104) DWES EG
189) COYOTE 60-7626 129 134 2 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (2243) ARADI
190) HIMEY THE PIMP 29-730 78 49 1 STREET WALKERS (2054) LAPUR
191) MARCINKO 97-961 127 82 5 ROGUE WARRIOR (2120) SHADOW GROVE
192) WILHELM SCREAM 47-7162 58 31 1 OTTODROME TW (2325) NORTH FORK
193) GEARFRIED 43-4270 49 34 WENSINWASIN (2287) VEASTIAN
194) MAKTOR 66-3115 68 79 BOMB SQUAD (2329) TARRGIR
THE LADY'S PROTECTOR W L K TEAM NAME CITY
195) SLIPKNOT 60-6674 47 40 1 THIEVES GUILD (1649) ARADI
196) DEVIL DOG 41-4479 51 48 1 DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877) KATI-TEI
197) CECIL BOLTON 82-42248 90 77 MEDAL OF HONOR V (2214) DWES EG
198) BOB'S CELERY 69-1194 86 59 3 BOB'S FRIDGE (2188) CIMMERIAC
199) ASHAR 30-1777 95 107 3 STEEL BLADES (933) IAYE
200) PAUL WIEDORFER 24-4876 131 41 1 MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (2319) ZORPUNT
201) DUKE OF DOOM 56-1316 95 72 4 THE ALLIANCE (588) ROCANIS
202) DORIE MILLER 3-6683 120 100 2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796) OSKSI
203) BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 72 27 4 SHEWISH BANQUET (2348) SYVYN'S HILL
204) SUICIDE 21-4832 52 39 1 APPLE CIDER (2091) SUNSET
205) DOMINATION 46-3177 57 27 2 24 HOURS OF DOOM (2172) ARDIVENT
206) BLUE BADGER 84-5186 45 58 2 FURRY FURY (2215) BLACKSTONE
207) GORTEK 60-5619 64 58 DWARVEN HEROES (2267) ARADI
208) OPAL RAVIOLI 71-6687 38 41 011808F (2247) KYR'TERR
209) EDDIE RICKENBACKER 82-17776 98 170 3 MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (1961) DWES EG
210) FROG FRACTURE 98-3813 39 26 3 MURDEROUS FROGS 3 (2349) SYVYN'S HILL
211) DARGON 52-4264 49 35 DRAGONS GUARD II (2327) FRATSFA
212) ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595 96 68 2 ACTION TOYS (1693) KATI-TEI
213) DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718 98 138 1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731) OSKSI
214) AZMUS 82-4139 46 70 MOB TACTICS (2175) DWES EG
215) THOMAS WIGLE 63-2777 45 32 3 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (2328) AMEN-TEI
216)-MR. STREPTOCOCCUS 82-26366 89 87 1 SESAME STAPH (2108) DWES EG
217) BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206 55 55 5 BLOODY RANDOMNESS (2303) OLD VALAMANTIS
218) THE PINK RANGER 68-9166 79 47 1 SUPERIOR FORCES X (2264) FIREHOLD
219) NEIL LEGGSTRONG 15-2990 130 69 BORN OF VENGEANCE (890) MALCORN
220) KALAHARI 84-5015 36 40 1 JUST DESERTS (2256) BLACKSTONE
221) DEATH BY NPC 82-20688 52 37 THINGS THAT SUCK (2107) DWES EG
222) LUCKY BROWN SEVENS 84-16737 41 45 DEVIATION BROWN (2341) BLACKSTONE
223) VILLIAGE IDIOT 14-304 318 399 2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32) TOBIR
224) NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273 59 68 4 FEAR FACTORY (2244) JURINE
225) GORDIAN 63-2104 112 106 WHY KNOT (2290) AMEN-TEI
226) THUNDAR BEAGLE! 14-852 154 427 2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32) TOBIR
227) RETROVIRUS 70-6086 86 56 FEAR FACTORY IV (2245) SENTERN
228) 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 65 91 3 GWAR (2246) SENTERN
229) ETHER 36-7552 58 36 1 STILLMATIC (2324) JHANS
230) FAT PANTS 82-39862 50 46 1 HAPPY HOLIDAYS (2335) DWES EG
231) TUSCAN FLAME 52-4153 50 40 PYROMANIA (1948) FRATSFA
232) ROBERT DUNLAP 41-4378 89 107 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (2146) KATI-TEI
233) MUDVAYNE 61-3039 43 65 FEAR FACTORY (2244) JURINE
234) BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508 123 42 1 MIDDLE ITALY (2229) ZUKAL
235) WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317 71 60 2 SUPERIOR FATHER (2265) DWES EG
236) VIOLENT FURY 14-303 130 463 1 GENETIC MISHAPS (32) TOBIR
237) RIDDLER 61-1856 109 80 1 FEAR FACTORY (2244) JURINE
238) MCBAIN 81-318 44 28 FUCHI OWNED (2209) SHADOWSPIRE
239) UNGNOME SOLDIER 32-5933 27 26 1 SECRET SQUIRRELS (2322) ARVAT
240) PRONTO PONGO 26-3999 71 68 2 WARCKERS (1030) CALEAM
241) DAVID WAYBUR 84-5954 66 61 1 MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (2340)BLACKSTONE
242) KIMO 70-6089 63 81 4 FEAR FACTORY IV (2245) SENTERN
243) STARGRITS 28-3714 41 24 1 UGLY URBAN ORCS (2282) MORYA
244) MINGE THE MARVELOUS 82-44835 29 9 HOLE IN THE WALL (2337) DWES EG
245) THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104 60 49 THE MOTHERSHIP AH (2268) ARADI
246) KLAA 10-2531 51 76 2 DRAGON LORDS (2193) KOLACT
247) STRONG BAD 9-5140 56 47 HOMESTAR & CO (2310) ZUKAL
248) HOFFA 49-3185 167 283 STORIES (1444) VITHICAR
249) DARK HORSE 82-35085 63 56 AGAINST ALL ODDS (2300) DWES EG
250) SERIAL MURDERER 9-990 43 95 THE MONGOLOIDS (346) ZUKAL
251) WILLY T MAC 82-5925 37 58 RAPTURE (2261) DWES EG
252) WILD THANG! 29-2393 50 35 STREET WALKERS (2054) LAPUR
253) STING 22-6863 57 65 1 SERPENTS HOLD (2318) SOLVEN
254) BIKINI LINE 25-4545 57 65 SUPERIOR FORCES (2263) LYRATILAN
255) ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648 99 140 1 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (2199) CALEAM
256) DEAD MAN WALKING 42-4512 46 51 DUNGEON CELL (1945) RODEKI
257) FEAR 82-10416 64 86 2 4-LETTER ANXIETY (2332) DWES EG
THE LADY'S PROTECTOR W L K TEAM NAME CITY
258) WAY OF THE WICKED 82-33235 50 42 1 DEVIATION (1835) DWES EG
259) FURIOUS GORGE 3-6923 60 72 IRATE FORMATIONS (1934) OSKSI
260) BEER GOGGLES 33-6819 94 143 1 JOYS OF BOOZE (2238) NIATOLI ISLAND
261) WYNETT 30-2340 79 111 2 STEEL BLADES (933) IAYE
262) WILLIE BROWN 82-13201 36 70 1976 RAIDERS (2176) DWES EG
263) NEPTUNE 60-3433 106 65 1 THE FORSAKEN (1288) ARADI
264) KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 73 90 2 GWAR (2294) MAZGOURRAH
265) VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 46 114 MAMMAL MILITIA (2211) DWES EG
266) BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798 129 141 2 MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 (2333) DWES EG
267) BEAR FOOT 35-3716 78 51 2 THE BEARS (843) MURSKA
268) CHARLIE PATTON 30-3911 81 72 DELTA BLUES (2201) IAYE
269) INCISOR 9-5185 122 118 1 FANGS (2311) ZUKAL
270)-FALLSWORTH 33-2427 37 50 OBSIDIAN HALL (2202) NIATOLI ISLAND
271) LEO POWERS 43-4599 88 116 MEDAL OF HONOR F1 (2148) VEASTIAN
272) SCREAMING VOMIT 11-4209 44 45 2 WAY TOO MUCH BEER (1319) ARUAK CITY
273) MISCHIEVOUS IMP 36-1504 28 16 2 FRIEND OR FOE (2323) JHANS
274) MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 60 61 FEAR FACTORY III (2331) DWES EG
275) SHADOW BLADE 46-2972 65 71 6 SERPENT'S HOLD (1879) ARDIVENT
276) SHOCK TOP 13-5510 35 41 1 MMM BEER! (2313) DULLENS
277) MAYHEM 98-1292 93 59 4 TEAM CARNAGE 2 (2347) SYVYN'S HILL
278) KINGPIN 84-32807 39 46 BUSINESS CLASS (2345) BLACKSTONE
279) BLOWS 82-40784 50 31 2 4 LETTER WEATHER (2336) DWES EG
280) FRANKLINS TOWER 30-4725 49 80 1 DELTA BLUES (2201) IAYE
281) MONTY PYTHON 22-5939 51 43 2 SERPENTINE INC. (2353) SOLVEN
282) THE MAILMAN 96-616 39 53 6 STINKY OCCUPATIONS (2346) OLD VALAMANTIS
283) CHUPACABRA 10-3827 43 34 1 TERRAPIN STATION (1021) KOLACT
284) DEXTER MORGAN 81-452 74 61 DEVIATION (2250) SHADOWSPIRE
285) CONSPIRACY 9-4649 81 52 1 STATE OF MIND (1867) ZUKAL
286) KARATE WRECKER 60-6693 50 40 THIEVES GUILD (1649) ARADI
287) CHIMPANZEE 82-12985 47 66 ANIMAL CRACKERS (2262) DWES EG
288) SOFA KNEE 84-30839 39 22 1 INJURY FAIL (2344) BLACKSTONE
289) THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472 129 106 MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (2147) VEASTIAN
290) GAOLER 42-4504 74 89 3 DUNGEON CELL (1945) RODEKI
291) WHIRLING INSELBERG 3-6924 34 70 IRATE FORMATIONS (1934) OSKSI
292) I-10 82-5256 49 37 TRIP TO TEMPE (2330) DWES EG
293) ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 63-2885 35 18 SHEWISH BUFFET (2291) AMEN-TEI
294) BOLD MR. WASABI 2-5622 31 6 042909A (2001) NIANIA
295) CALIS 56-3426 58 79 MEN OF STEEL (2205) ROCANIS
296) MORTIFICATION 61-2333 82 71 4 FEAR FACTORY (2244) JURINE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JACK DANIELS was viciously subdued by KRAMER in a 28 minute Challenge Title fight.
DONNA was demolished by CREDIT LINE in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SHARP outwaited EXPLICIT in a crowd pleasing 15 minute Challenge brawl.
DEADLY BEAR savagely defeated SKITZOID SNOOPY in a exciting 9 minute Challenge fight.
TOM THUMB was viciously subdued by SAMURAI in a slow 36 minute bloody Challenge duel.
SCARY MARY was narrowly defeated by SID in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge brawl.
STANLEY'S CUP was viciously subdued by BOBS AND DOGS in a 31 minute Challenge melee.
DICKY V GOES POSTAL was viciously subdued by MANDRAKE in a 29 minute Challenge fight.
AMBULANCE CHASER overpowered BLIND BARBER in a 5 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ENTER SANDMAN was narrowly defeated by BLESSING in a 6 minute Challenge match.
MASQUERADE slimly lost to KHYRON in a exciting 5 minute brutal Challenge contest.
DREAD slimly won victory over FUNNY BUNNY in a crowd pleasing 7 minute Challenge bout.
DINAH MIGHT savagely defeated ET in a popular 7 minute bloody Challenge duel.
WOLVERINE was viciously subdued by SHEWISH WHALER in a 3 minute Challenge fray.
BIONIC BUFFALO devastated HOUSE MOUSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
DEFIANCE savagely defeated GROGGY DOGGY in a exciting 6 minute gory Challenge bout.
DAYDREAM BELIEVER viciously subdued DECK SWAB in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
JUMPINJACK FLASH narrowly defeated TORRI in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
BEAR FOOT was handily defeated by WYNETT in a 4 minute uneven Challenge duel.
ISSUS subdued WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
DARK HORSE viciously subdued SERIAL MURDERER in a popular 15 minute Challenge match.
ZEBRAWOOD overpowered AZMUS in a action packed 3 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BILBO BAGGINNI slimly won victory over VIOLENT FURY in a 4 minute Challenge fray.
NOREASTER handily defeated THE CREEPER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
PEPSI overpowered WILLY LIV in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven Challenge fight.
NEIL LEGGSTRONG overpowered THUNDAR BEAGLE! in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
NEPTUNE overpowered MAYLA TYL CRENA in a exciting 2 minute uneven Challenge bout.
KALAHARI viciously subdued NINE INCH NAIL in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
PRONTO PONGO was demolished by GEARFRIED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
HUGH KASSLE defeated WHAT? in a exciting 5 minute Challenge match.
RAMPAGE handily defeated VILLIAGE IDIOT in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
WAYWARD SON was overpowered by MENDELSSOHN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FURIOUS BEAR demolished BANDIT PRINCE in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
TERMINUS savagely defeated BART WELLENS in a action packed 15 minute gruesome battle.
RABID-GERBIL outwaited CARNIVOROUS SLOTH in a crowd pleasing 9 minute gruesome match.
DARK GUARDIAN handily defeated STONE GOLEM in a exciting 2 minute mismatched fight.
MARCIANO handily defeated BANDIT PRINCE in a exciting 2 minute one-sided conflict.
DIRTY ZEALOT was savagely defeated by JAKARI DRAGON LORD in a 5 minute fight.
PERFECT SNOTLING savagely defeated ROYAL PRETENDER in a popular 8 minute bloody fray.
DAMEON was vanquished by ROCKWELL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided match.
SHADOW ANGEL demolished HATHOR in a popular 3 minute bloody one-sided battle.
TOM COLLINS viciously subdued GOSSAMER in a exciting 5 minute bloody conflict.
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE was demolished by GOLDWRAP in a popular 3 minute mismatched battle.
SONIC savagely defeated ETERNAL D.J. in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody battle.
MILLER KNIGHT overpowered NO SALARY CAP in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory uneven bout.
SLAYER II overpowered WEBBED BEAUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
CALAVERA savagely defeated PINK MINK in a popular 6 minute gruesome match.
PEACE demolished JUNKYARD DOG in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory one-sided conflict.
LOWLY WORM devastated SHOTGUN GANDHI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
DOMINION viciously subdued NECROMANCER in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
YANKEE was overpowered by JAMES FLETCHER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MAGIC JOHNSON vanquished MUCOUS in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
MASKED INTRUDER overpowered VERTIGO in a exciting 2 minute mismatched fight.
WATER MOCCASIN slimly won victory over AXE MURDERER in a exciting 7 minute contest.
TOMATO ION demolished GITARIOS in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
SWIFT slimly won victory over CLARISA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal duel.
FIREDRAKE overcame NORAF in a exciting 2 minute gruesome match.
SURFER ROSA bested EIGHTH MATE in a popular 4 minute gory battle.
KAIDEN vanquished FOXY LADY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided melee.
MR. GHERKIN vanquished ARIES in a popular 3 minute gory uneven match.
ED 209 was handily defeated by POLYNIKES in a crowd pleasing 2 minute uneven match.
VIOLATOR was viciously subdued by SUPER SENIOR in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
SCREAMING EAGLE was savagely defeated by #NULL in a exciting 4 minute brutal struggle.
ROY BENAVIDEZ overpowered UNCLE FEISTY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! handily defeated TWILIGHT ZONE in a 2 minute mismatched match.
SIRTON demolished INCISOR in a action packed 1 minute brutal uneven bout.
MOHNSOON MAYHEM lost to OOPS SWEATER in a exciting 1 minute fray.
LINDA LOVELACE was viciously subdued by PSYCOSIS in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bout.
BILLY MITCHELL was viciously subdued by RALTUMAN OMELET in a popular 5 minute battle.
JAMES DOOLITTLE narrowly defeated SNAKE OIL SALESMAN in a 2 minute competition.
FIBULARIS narrowly defeated SKITZO FRAY NICK in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
RED CEDAR demolished ARTHUR BEYER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MALICE devastated SLAKE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome uneven bout.
FANG overpowered ROBERT DUNLAP in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
ASHAR was savagely defeated by FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a 2 minute competition.
HYDROPONICUS was vanquished by SMUG BUG in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
THE LADY vanquished RED DAWG in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
KHRISTOPHER overpowered WILLY T MAC in a action packed 2 minute uneven duel.
BLUE BADGER was overpowered by CARPET BURN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
CANNIBAL COOK demolished STRONG BAD in a popular 3 minute bloody mismatched battle.
FRAIL WHALE unbelievably bested PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL in a popular 1 minute conflict.
PEPP overpowered SOFA KNEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KHARMA overpowered NEPTUNE in a action packed 2 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
VIGO vanquished BAKED CONVINCIA in a exciting 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
PERSEUS was defeated by WIMPY in a 2 minute fight.
BELIAL vanquished MAYHEM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
OTIS handily defeated SHOCK TOP in a 1 minute uneven contest.
DRASTIC MEASURES vanquished DAY TURNER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fray.
MAKTOR was overpowered by BEAUTIFUL THING in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TRIFFID vanquished CHIMPANZEE in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
TONY SIRAGUSA devastated WAY OF THE WICKED in a popular 2 minute mismatched fray.
RIDDLER luckily beat WILD THANG! in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal conflict.
MORTIFICATION was devastated by DRUNK DENNIS in a 1 minute uneven match.
PUNGENT STENCH savagely defeated DEXTER MORGAN in a exciting 8 minute gory contest.
MUDVAYNE beat CALIS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
GORDIAN was vanquished by A BALCONY in a exciting 3 minute one-sided brawl.
THOMAS WIGLE viciously subdued BIKINI LINE in a 2 minute brutal competition.
ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE was vanquished by DAWN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided melee.
COYOTE overpowered BLOWS in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
KARATE WRECKER was luckily beaten by CHARLIE PATTON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
SLIPKNOT overpowered WHIRLING INSELBERG in a action packed 3 minute mismatched battle.
THE LIMELIGHT was demolished by BOB'S CELERY in a 2 minute one-sided match.
THE PINK RANGER was savagely defeated by DUSKBLOOD PUDDING in a 5 minute brawl.
GORTEK was vanquished by STINGRAY in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
ALIEN NATION handily defeated HOFFA in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
J.J. PARRODOTE overpowered MEGAMANAGER ROLAIDS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RETROVIRUS slimly lost to TWO-PIECE TOENAIL in a exciting 11 minute competition.
KIMO was defeated by ASHEN SHUGAR in a popular 1 minute fight.
3 FISTED RAT BOY devastated LEO POWERS in a action packed 1 minute uneven conflict.
OPAL RAVIOLI narrowly defeated VIOLENT VOLE in a action packed 4 minute contest.
DUKE OF DOOM viciously subdued KLAA in a exciting 4 minute gruesome bout.
DARGON devastated SCREAMING VOMIT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TUSCAN FLAME was overpowered by DEATH BY NPC in a exciting 2 minute mismatched bout.
WILHELM SCREAM defeated KNUCKLE JAW in a popular 2 minute duel.
DOMINATION was subdued by PAUL WIEDORFER in a popular 2 minute match.
SHADOW BLADE was vanquished by SUICIDE in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
S. MARY ROSE savagely defeated THE MAILMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory contest.
MCBAIN overcame BEER GOGGLES in a popular 3 minute fight.
IPECAC viciously subdued WILLIE BROWN in a popular 2 minute gruesome fray.
THOMAS FOWLER slimly won victory over I-10 in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
DEAD MAN WALKING was demolished by CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GAOLER was handily defeated by BLOODY BRAINLESS in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
DRINK HARD devastated UNGNOME SOLDIER in a popular 2 minute one-sided competition.
FEAR was savagely defeated by POSTAL WORKER in a exciting 2 minute bloody bout.
DEVIL DOG was overpowered by KOOKABURRA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
WARHEAD handily defeated DIRK VLUG in a 1 minute mismatched match.
EDDIE RICKENBACKER was viciously subdued by SOLOMON in a popular 3 minute match.
ETHER was overpowered by HERSHEL WILLIAMS in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP demolished FRANKLINS TOWER in a popular 1 minute mismatched struggle.
SHARK BAIT demolished LUCKY BROWN SEVENS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BITTER EMPLOYEES savagely defeated STING in a popular 2 minute brutal match.
FAT PANTS was narrowly defeated by WILLOW in a action packed 5 minute gory bout.
CECIL BOLTON slimly lost to HIMEY THE PIMP in a action packed 3 minute conflict.
MINGE THE MARVELOUS was overpowered by STARGRITS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DAVID WAYBUR was devastated by ELDERLY WOMAN in a 2 minute one-sided match.
MANUEL PEREZ bested ZAKAU in a popular 2 minute gruesome duel.
MEAT devastated KINGPIN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
LUCIAN ADAMS devastated FURIOUS GORGE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
MONTY PYTHON was viciously subdued by FROG FRACTURE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
MARCINKO devastated CHUPACABRA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided match.
ARGINASE subdued BOLD MR. WASABI in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
CONSPIRACY was demolished by DORIE MILLER in a popular 2 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 99 PARRY-STRIKE 49 - 33 - 0 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 74 SLASHING ATTACK 102 - 75 - 1 58 |
|WALL OF STEEL 32 AIMED BLOW 547 - 425 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 17 PARRY-RIPOSTE 42 - 39 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 15 LUNGING ATTACK 400 - 404 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 12 BASHING ATTACK 27 - 36 - 0 43 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 10 WALL OF STEEL 136 - 183 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 9 PARRY-LUNGE 72 - 97 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 TOTAL PARRY 44 - 68 - 0 39 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 37 - 67 - 0 36 |
Turn 683 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 7 8 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 55 - 44 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 21
LUNGING ATTACK 41 - 33 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 11
SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 8
STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 5
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE RANK WARRIOR W L K TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW 1) KRAMER 47-5191 153 113 1 SECOND BANANAS (1947)
LUNGING ATTACK 5) JAKARI DRAGON LOR 56-1413 157 117 3 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (539)
PARRY-STRIKE 26) DEADLY BEAR 2-3688 212 161 0 THE BEARS (1372)
WALL OF STEEL 32) BLIND BARBER 82--23165 93 72 0 DUNGEON CELL 77 (1994)
SLASHING ATTACK 50) JAMES FLETCHER 11-3810 122 96 1 WAY TOO MUCH BEER (1319)
PARRY-LUNGE 55) PINK MINK 55-220 315 282 2 RHYME TYME (587)
TOTAL PARRY 65) DAMEON 33-1921 109 95 2 DEMONSPAWN (520)
STRIKING ATTACK 68) FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 254 269 2 RHYME TYME (587)
BASHING ATTACK 91) HOUSE MOUSE 55-221 243 359 3 RHYME TYME (587)
PARRY-RIPOSTE 119) JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143 56 49 0 PERFECTION QUEST 13 (1940)
The overall popularity leader is FURIOUS BEAR 37-762. The most popular warrior this
turn was EXPLICIT 82-2474. The ten other most popular fighters were BART WELLENS
11-4848, SHARP 74-2739, DINAH MIGHT 18-9229, RABID-GERBIL 68-6931, CARNIVOROUS SLOTH
56-1073, RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857, ET 77-714, TERMINUS 97-484, PERFECT SNOTLING
60-8403, and ROYAL PRETENDER 82--31803.
The least popular fighter this week was SAMURAI 75-3119. The other ten least popular
fighters were TOM THUMB 35-3791, LUCKY BROWN SEVENS 84-16737, DIRK VLUG 99-1956, DEAD
MAN WALKING 42-4512, SCREAMING VOMIT 11-4209, WHIRLING INSELBERG 3-6924, MAKTOR
66-3115, SHOCK TOP 13-5510, MAYHEM 98-1292, and BLUE BADGER 84-5186.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 1 0 KHALANI(55) 2 5 0
NIANIA(2) 4 1 0 CALEAM(26) 1 2 0 ROCANIS(56) 4 3 0
OSKSI(3) 6 4 0 POINT(27) 1 0 0 ANDOR(57) 0 1 0
JHELUM(4) 3 2 0 MORYA(28) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 6 3 0
KALTOS(5) 1 2 0 LAPUR(29) 2 3 0 JURINE(61) 3 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 IAYE(30) 4 2 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 2 0
BONSUR(7) 2 0 0 ARVAT(32) 3 1 0 TARRGIR(66) 0 1 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 2 3 0 FIREHOLD(68) 3 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 3 6 0 MURSKA(35) 3 3 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 1 1 0
KOLACT(10) 4 2 0 JHANS(36) 2 3 0 SENTERN(70) 3 2 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 2 4 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
DULLENS(13) 1 1 0 ZENSU(40) 0 2 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 3 0 0
TOBIR(14) 1 3 0 KATI-TEI(41) 2 5 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 4 0 0
MALCORN(15) 2 0 0 RODEKI(42) 0 2 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 0 2 0
WILLAF(16) 1 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 2 2 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 2 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 2 0 0 KRILL(44) 2 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 3 2 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 17 30 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 2 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 6 5 0
SEAM(20) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 2 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 2 2 0
SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 VITHICAR(49) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 3 0 0
SOLVEN(22) 1 2 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 2 3 0
TI(23) 0 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
ZORPUNT(24) 2 1 0 KHALHUMS(53) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K TEAM NAME CITY
28) WAYWARD SON 1-8180 122 62 4 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706) MORDANT
26) DEADLY BEAR 2-3688 212 161 0 THE BEARS (1372) NIANIA
61) SUPER SENIOR 3-4728 108 76 5 GENERATION X (1933) OSKSI
13) STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443 91 57 0 RAT MEN (1980) JHELUM
120) ED 209 5-3955 93 108 4 TECHNOLOGY (1181) KALTOS
69) MR. GHERKIN 6-6385 77 43 0 071406AD (2002) TRANSEL
58) ROCKWELL 7-5003 84 80 0 UNDEAD ARTISTS (183) BONSUR
39) MASQUERADE 8-2297 177 111 1 WILD THINGS 2 (2130) ARKERS
10) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894 399 169 2 MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636) ZUKAL
4) DARK GUARDIAN 10-2212 165 111 2 THE BEARS (1977) KOLACT
12) BART WELLENS 11-4848 111 63 0 INQUISITION GC 03 (1902) ARUAK CITY
23) SID 12-3449 137 117 1 VICIOUS VANDALS (1320) RIZTAB
119) JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143 56 49 0 PERFECTION QUEST 13 (1940) DULLENS
180) WILLOW 14-4754 34 29 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD (2138) TOBIR
174) DUSKBLOOD PUDDING 15-5150 45 21 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (2314) MALCORN
60) VERTIGO 16-5544 82 59 0 DRAGON'S GUARD (2050) WILLAF
149) POSTAL WORKER 17-3680 52 63 1 ARMED MANIACS (2195) ALJAFIR
72) SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272 86 62 2 SEA DOGS (1782) TALCAMA
45) PEACE 19-4280 190 173 4 DRUNKEN TOAD (1714) ZUWAYZA
104) KHARMA 20-3112 84 70 0 WRATHMEN (2164) SEAM
204) SUICIDE 21-4832 52 39 1 APPLE CIDER (2091) SUNSET
53) DOMINION 22-5043 96 102 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD III (2006) SOLVEN
81) YANKEE 23-2869 82 90 5 IVO'S ARMY (892) TI
150) MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759 127 74 2 MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (2198) ZORPUNT
164) ISSUS 25-1745 71 33 1 PAWN OF PROPHECY (2227) LYRATILAN
182) HERSHEL WILLIAMS 26-4767 104 78 2 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (2321) CALEAM
132) KHRISTOPHER 27-3567 90 51 1 WRATHMEN (2167) POINT
243) STARGRITS 28-3714 41 24 1 UGLY URBAN ORCS (2282) MORYA
131) HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 66 65 0 BLUNT FORCE (2161) LAPUR
70) FIREDRAKE 30-2070 108 109 3 STEEL BLADES (933) IAYE
67) DREAD 32-4666 115 46 0 ANGELS OF PAIN (1907) ARVAT
65) DAMEON 33-1921 109 95 2 DEMONSPAWN (520) NIATOLI ISLAND
15) TOM THUMB 35-3791 169 76 1 THE BEARS (843) MURSKA
24) SCARY MARY 36-2213 229 147 22 SHADY LADIES (522) JHANS
2) FURIOUS BEAR 37-762 419 126 10 THE BEARS (844) SIBIKHAS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K TEAM NAME CITY
145) CLARISA 38-2493 123 68 0 SOUL WARRIORS (648) CLIFFHOME
46) ENTER SANDMAN 40-3748 121 93 2 HELL'S BEARS (1978) ZENSU
27) SKITZOID SNOOPY 41-2146 64 44 0 DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877) KATI-TEI
256) DEAD MAN WALKING 42-4512 46 51 0 DUNGEON CELL (1945) RODEKI
123) LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 72 44 1 ZOMBIE SQUAD (2306) VEASTIAN
33) MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257 102 90 0 DEVIATION (479) KRILL
157) IPECAC 45-3625 108 111 0 EMETICS (2204) STORMCROWE
98) MALICE 46-2336 90 47 1 SERPENT'S HOLD (1879) ARDIVENT
1) KRAMER 47-5191 153 113 1 SECOND BANANAS (1947) NORTH FORK
248) HOFFA 49-3185 167 283 0 STORIES (1444) VITHICAR
3) JACK DANIELS 51-3084 191 108 4 BOY O'S (1553) TRICORUS
211) DARGON 52-4264 49 35 0 DRAGONS GUARD II (2327) FRATSFA
74) WATER MOCCASIN 53-3265 147 137 1 MINISTRY (977) KHALHUMS
55) PINK MINK 55-220 315 282 2 RHYME TYME (587) KHALANI
5) JAKARI DRAGON LORD 56-1413 157 117 3 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (539) ROCANIS
89) HATHOR 57-3998 122 90 5 COWS ON THE WALL (2033) ANDOR
29) PERFECT SNOTLING 60-8403 87 44 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950 ARADI
162) PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 88 49 2 FEAR FACTORY (2244) JURINE
215) THOMAS WIGLE 63-2777 45 32 3 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (2328) AMEN-TEI
194) MAKTOR 66-3115 68 79 0 BOMB SQUAD (2329) TARRGIR
6) RABID-GERBIL 68-6931 220 117 0 THE BEARS (1975) FIREHOLD
114) ARIES 69-4434 62 73 0 DEADLY RAGE (867) CIMMERIAC
121) PSYCOSIS 70-249 93 65 2 THE RAZOR'S EDGE (814) SENTERN
87) MUCOUS 71-2277 102 67 2 THE CODA (1660) KYR'TERR
169) PERSEUS 72-1612 85 73 1 DEADLY RAGE II (2248) DRAGONHEAD
16) SHARP 74-2739 223 96 1 CORPS (1496) DAYLA KIV
14) SAMURAI 75-3119 138 89 1 GOLD STANDARD (877) JADE MOUNTAIN
93) ET 77-714 52 74 2 $$$$$ (878) MAZGOURRAH
101) RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857 62 43 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (2207) LIN TIRIAN
238) MCBAIN 81-318 44 28 0 FUCHI OWNED (2209) SHADOWSPIRE
11) BOBS AND DOGS 82--9551 110 63 0 SOFT DRINKS (1920) DWES EG
99) PEPP 84-27296 56 11 0 4-LETTER PIZZA (2217) BLACKSTONE
7) MARCIANO 96-1446 136 93 6 THE CREAM 3 (1818) OLD VALAMANTIS
8) TERMINUS 97-484 183 99 7 BUFFON (1976) SHADOW GROVE
54) FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809 97 71 5 COLLEGE RADIO (1681) SYVYN'S HILL
176) DIRK VLUG 99-1956 82 84 4 MEDALS OF HONOR 2 (2350) SOUTH RIDGE
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
The crowd was surprisingly orderly, but it was still a crowd, and the Commission
clerk, Algernon, looked at it uneasily. Whenever this many people came together to
petition for something, it meant trouble. For him, anyway. Records to be altered.
Altering records was Bad. It made Extra Work.
His assistant clerk leaned close and whispered, "If it weren't for gladiators, we
wouldn't have jobs. Smile at them and ask what they want."
Algernon closed his eyes briefly. Looking at this crowd made him dizzy. They
were all wearing black and white stripes. Like a herd of zebras, except that zebras
didn't carry swords. Then he took a deep breath and managed a smile. "What... ah,
what can I do for you?"
"We want new names," the first gladiator said. There was a number on the front
of his shirt: 0381. He thumped the number with his thumb. "This here isn't a
name--"
"We want REAL names!" That voice came from farther back in the crowd.
"Yeah! We've paid our dues," another shouted, "and we've EARNED real names!"
One from the very back yelled, "I want to be called Tom."
All the others turned to look at him.
Algernon couldn't see him, but apparently those looks were accusing. Well, he
could understand that, "Tom" was such a... common name.
"My mom called me Tom," the voice in the back protested. "It's a good name."
"It isn't the name you put on the petition," 0381 said. "We talked about this.
We got our manager's agreement. You get the name on the petition."
"But--!"
Algernon didn't really want to keep staring at all these stripes while they
argued. He picked up the petition. "These names are the ones you want?"
0381 turned back. "Yes."
"It's a lot of trouble, and when other people see that YOU are getting name
changes, THEY are going to want them--" Seeing the gladiators beginning to frown...
and finger their weapons, he went on quickly, "So I figure we might as well make it a
complete deal. A Name-Change-O-Rama. Everyone who wants a name change can petition
for it. Get it all over with at once." He glanced at the petition, shuddered
slightly, and passed it to his clerk. "We'll announce it, proclaim it, even, and you
will get the names on this petition. And others will get the names THEY think they
should have had, too." He paused. "And I think I'll get a new name, I'm tired of
being an Algernon...."
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Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of March. If
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI