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Date   : 02/17/2016    Duedate: 03/01/2016

PRIMUS ARENA

DM 102    TURN 683

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DIRT DEVILS 35/2285 3008 1154  34 72.3      COMPENSATING 82/2115
    DO IT AGAIN 11/1870                         SESAME STAPH 82/2108
    MIDDLE ITALY 9/2229                         DATING A FROG 82/2114
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1907                      WHY I PLAY DM 82/1566
    BORN OF VENGEANCE 15/890                    4-LETTER PIZZA 84/2217
  2 STREET WALK 29/2054   14    6   0 70.0      HAPPY HOLIDAYS 82/2335
  3 MEPHISTO'S WA 9/636  674  424   6 61.4      TEAM CARNAGE 2 98/2347
  4 THE CODA 71/1660     302  197   1 60.5      4 LETTER WEATHER 82/2336
    WARCKERS 26/1030                            4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/2332
    OVERWORLD 68/1656                           WEST PALM COURTS 82/2180
    ACTION TOYS 41/1693                         BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/2303
    THE FORSAKEN 60/1288                        WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1758
    SHERWOOD FOREST 44/1290                  10 SUPERIOR FA 82/2265  924  836   7 52.5
  5 BALL 82/1973        3862 2878  32 57.3      SUPERIOR FORCES 25/2263
    BABES 36/1428                               SUPERIOR FORCES X 68/2264
    CORPS 74/1496                               SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/1814
    BUFFON 97/1976                              SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 60/1950
    FIERCE 75/2131                           11 UGLY URBAN  28/2282   14   13   1 51.9
    RAT MEN 4/1980                           12 DRUNKEN TOA 19/1714  125  117   1 51.7
    BOY O'S 51/1553                          13 FUCHI OWNED 81/2209  271  257   0 51.3
    THE BEARS 7/673                             THIEVES GUILD 60/1649
    DISASTER 24/2141                            BETTER OFF DEAD 1/2136
    THE BEARS 35/843                         14 FANGS 9/2311        1466 1415   0 50.9
    THE BEARS 37/844                            MUSCLE MEN 4 82/2111
    THE  BEARS 2/1372                           LEGENDS OF TKE 70/1347
    THE BEARS 10/1977                           MAMMAL MILITIA 82/2211
    THE BEARS 28/1974                           FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/731
    THE BEARS 68/1975                           MEDAL OF HONOR V 82/2214
    THE BEARS 69/1477                           OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/1796
    FUNKY FOLK 18/2052                          MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/2056
    PRESIDENTS 78/1502                          MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/2147
    SHADY LADIES 36/522                         MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/2198
    THE CREAM 3 96/1818                         MEDAL OF HONOR F1 43/2148
    HELL'S BEARS 40/1978                        MEDAL OF HONOR F7 26/2321
    WILD THINGS 2 8/2130                        MEDAL OF HONOR G1 40/2145
  6 TRIBAL COUNCI 4/343 2356 1754  13 57.3      MEDAL OF HONOR H3 41/2146
    GATES OF FIRE 74/2011                       MEDAL OF HONOR J3 63/2328
  7 FLOPS 82/1860       4046 3285  27 55.2      MEDAL OF HONOR J4 24/2319
    042909A 2/2001                              MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/2199
    011808B 82/2255                             MEDALS OF HONOR 2 99/2350
    011808F 71/2247                             MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 84/2343
    011808O 82/1995                             MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/1961
    040908D 82/1919                             MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 82/2333
    040908F 82/2022                             MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II 84/2340
    071406AD 6/2002                          15 MINISTRY 53/977     1075 1045   5 50.7
    WASTELAND II 7/635                          PURPLE AND GOLD 4/1935
    SOFT DRINKS 82/1920                         COWS ON THE WALL 57/2033
    BOB'S FRIDGE 69/2188                        INQUISITION GC 03 11/1902
    GOLD STANDARD 75/877                     16 JOHNS 5/1671        1623 1586   6 50.6
    IRATE FORMATIONS 3/1934                     HABIT 78/2249
    HOLE IN THE WALL 82/2337                    STORIES 49/1444
    ARMED & GREGARIOUS 11/1938                  WHY KNOT 63/2290
  8 PITT GLADIAT 56/578 1417 1205  11 54.0      VIOLENT FEMS 35/1875

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  9 P'D OFF 4/2276      2923 2505  19 53.9      BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/2243
 17 TEAM W 98/2159       438  439   6 49.9      SERPENT'S HOLD 46/1879
    ALCHEMY 18/1903                             ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 17/2234
    TECHNOLOGY 5/1181                           DRAGONS GUARD II 52/2327
    HOMESTAR & CO 9/2310                        ZOMBIE SQUAD III 22/2006
    OTTODROME TW 47/2325                     27 SEA DOGS 9/1937      878 1092  10 44.6
    UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/183                        SEA DOGS 18/1782
 18 LADIES 82/2212       177  181   0 49.4      SEA DOGS 33/2239
    THE ALLIANCE 56/588                         DUNGEON CELL 42/1945
    THE MENTORS 10/2086                         DUNGEON CELL 4 82/2021
    THE RAZOR'S EDGE 70/814                     SHEWISH BUFFET 15/2314
 19 GENERATION X 3/1933  101  104   1 49.3      SHEWISH BUFFET 63/2291
    THE STORM FRONT 41/1944                     SHEWISH BUFFET 78/2207
 20 RHYME TYME 55/587   1429 1477   7 49.2      DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1993
    WE WANT RAISES 75/922                       DUNGEON CELL 48 84/2116
    SCARRY BEASTIES 74/958                      DUNGEON CELL 77 82/1994
    GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/2144                  DUNGEON CELL 97 82/2182
 21 THE TAKEN 29/895     196  218   0 47.3      SHEWISH BANQUET 98/2348
    SOUL WARRIORS 38/648                        DUNGEON CELL S08C 99/2123
    HERO ALLIANCE 35/1246                    28 DM ROLL-UPS 82/1859  815 1012  11 44.6
 22 WRATHMEN 20/2164      89  100   1 47.1      FASCINATION 11/2274
    WRATHMEN 27/2167                            CLASSIC HITS 82/1962
    24 HOURS OF DOOM 46/2172                    JUST DESERTS 84/2256
 23 ENZYMES 16/2260      796  913   3 46.6      FORMER BOSSES 84/2339
    RAPTURE 82/2261                             FRIEND OR FOE 36/2323
    CENSORED 82/1508                            SECOND BANANAS 47/1947
    ENVENOMED 82/2099                           MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1706
    I AM SUCK 82/1762                           AGAINST ALL ODDS 82/2300
    APPLE CIDER 21/2091                         PERFECTION QUEST 13 13/1940
    INCANTATION 18/2089                      29 BLUNT FORCE 29/2161  540  671   2 44.6
    MOB TACTICS 82/2175                         COLLEGE RADIO 51/2266
    1976 RAIDERS 82/2176                        COLLEGE RADIO 97/2041
    THIRSTY THUGS 9/1668                        COLLEGE RADIO 98/1681
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/2120                       DWARVEN HEROES 60/2267
    THIRSTY THUGS 10/1023                       SERPENTINE INC. 22/2353
    TRIP TO TEMPE 82/2330                       TERRAPIN STATION 10/1021
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/2085                       THE MOTHERSHIP 3 60/1258
    ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/2262                     ARCANE GREATS FTF 96/2162
    VICIOUS VANDALS 12/1320                     THE MOTHERSHIP AH 60/2268
    WORD OF THE DAY 82/2104                  30 KNIGHTS OF R 56/539  171  216   1 44.2
    LIFE'S TOO SHORT 82/2102                 31 KAOS 82/1918         140  191   0 42.3
    THINGS THAT SUCK 82/2107                    FURRY FURY 84/2215
    WAY TOO MUCH BEER 11/1319                   ANCIENT LORDS 82/1917
 24 PAWN OF PRO 25/2227   19   22   1 46.3      MURDEROUS FROGS 3 98/2349
    SECRET SQUIRRELS 32/2322                 32 DEMONSPAWN 33/520     97  145   0 40.1
 25 DEVIATION 2/2042     604  724   0 45.5      DRAGON LORDS 10/2193
    DEVIATION 44/479                            ARMED MANIACS 17/2195
    DEVIATION 81/2250                           STINKY OCCUPATIONS 96/2346
    DEVIATION 82/1835                        33 KNIGHTS OF  33/2186   18   27   0 40.0
    PYROMANIA 52/1948                        34 STEEL BLADES 30/933  207  316   2 39.6
    PYROMANIA 82/2251                           DEMONIC FURY 44/2038
    STATE OF MIND 3/498                      35 $$$$$ 77/878         169  276   1 38.0
    STATE OF MIND 9/1867                        IVO'S ARMY 23/892
    DA DOG POWNDAZ 41/1877                      CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/925
    DA DOG POWNDAZ 55/2078                   36 WENSINWASIN 43/2287   16   27   0 37.2
    DEVIATION BROWN 84/2341                  37 EMETICS 45/2204       28   52   0 35.0
 26 MMM BEER 35/2077     590  709   0 45.4      JOYS OF BOOZE 33/2238
    MMM BEER! 13/2313                        38-BLOODRIGHT 11/2308    37   77   0 32.5
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 14/2138                        OBSIDIAN HALL 33/2202
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 43/2306                        IRON CATHEDRAL 52/2185
    SERPENT'S HOLD 68/811                       KARAMATZOV BROS 3/2307
    SERPENTS HOLD 22/2318                    39 TRIBE 24/2320         63  147   0 30.0
    SERPENTS HOLD 36/2095                       PEARL JAM 4/2228

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    DRAGON'S GUARD 16/2050                      BOMB SQUAD 66/2329
    STILLMATIC 36/2324                          DEADLY RAGE 69/867
    DELTA BLUES 30/2201                         FEAR FACTORY 61/2244
    INJURY FAIL 84/2344                         DEADLY RAGE II 72/2248
    MEN OF STEEL 56/2205                        FEAR FACTORY IV 70/2245
    BUSINESS CLASS 84/2345                      FEAR FACTORY III 82/2331
 40 GWAR 70/2246          72  194   0 27.1   41 GENETIC MISHA 14/32  521 1415   3 26.9
    GWAR 77/2294                             42 THE MONGOLOID 9/346   20   57   0 26.0

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
PRIMUS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see RALTUMAN OMELET win a fight and gain 177 points, terribly.  Tsk, 
tsk, RALTUMAN OMELET beat BILLY MITCHELL and BILLY MITCHELL lost 161 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  JACK DANIELS challenged PRIMUS' Duelmaster for a shot at the 
throne.  And if variety is the spice of life, PRIMUS may be getting bland, as KRAMER 
stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do 
you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  FLOPS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this 
turn's most avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And who led 
the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was THE 
BEARS.  Ha ha ha ha!  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, SERIAL MURDERER was this turn's 
most challenged warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.  I suspect either a 21 
will or a 21 ego on this one, but ISSUS has challenged up by 71 in an attempt against 
WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE.  Well, ok, the upstart knave (where've I heard that before?) won 
this match and gained 81 points to boot!  Ha ha ha, WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE.  I notice 
PEPSI challenging down 28 points to fight WILLY LIV, OVERWORLD doubtless has some 
rotten excuse for such an insult to honor.  And golly gee, PEPSI defeated WILLY LIV.  
Aren't we all surprised and impressed?  GEARFRIED was challenged by one of WARCKERS' 
warriors this turn, with PRONTO PONGO having a lead of 46 points going into the 
fight.  PRONTO PONGO was bested by GEARFRIED!  Ok, PRONTO PONGO want to fight my 
grandmother next turn?  Huh?  Now look at this.  RAMPAGE challenged down 66 against 
GENETIC MISHAPS' VILLIAGE IDIOT.  What a weasel!  Question now is, will PRIMUS accept 
this sort of tacky behavior?  RAMPAGE beating VILLIAGE IDIOT.  The insult, 
the....yech!   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess 
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     What does the PRIMUS arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Glad 
to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

PRIMUS GUARDIANS                   W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  1) KRAMER 47-5191              153 113  1 SECOND BANANAS (1947)      NORTH FORK

THE TOWER GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  2) FURIOUS BEAR 37-762         419 126 10 THE BEARS (844)            SIBIKHAS
  3) JACK DANIELS 51-3084        191 108  4 BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
  4) DARK GUARDIAN 10-2212       165 111  2 THE BEARS (1977)           KOLACT
  5) JAKARI DRAGON LORD 56-1413  157 117  3 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (539)   ROCANIS
  6) RABID-GERBIL 68-6931        220 117    THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD
  7) MARCIANO 96-1446            136  93  6 THE CREAM 3 (1818)         OLD VALAMANTIS
  8) TERMINUS 97-484             183  99  7 BUFFON (1976)              SHADOW GROVE
  9)-MOTHER BEAR 7-3172          248 142  3 THE BEARS (673)            BONSUR
 10) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894          399 169  2 MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL
 11) BOBS AND DOGS 82-55985      110  63    SOFT DRINKS (1920)         DWES EG

THE ELITE GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 12) BART WELLENS 11-4848        111  63    INQUISITION GC 03 (1902)   ARUAK CITY
 13) STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443         91  57    RAT MEN (1980)             JHELUM

THE ELITE GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 14) SAMURAI 75-3119             138  89  1 GOLD STANDARD (877)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 15) TOM THUMB 35-3791           169  76  1 THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
 16) SHARP 74-2739               223  96  1 CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
 17)-GRIM REAVER 28-1356         272 141  6 THE BEARS (1974)           MORYA
 18) EXPLICIT 82-2474            134  92  4 CENSORED (1508)            DWES EG
 19) CARNIVOROUS SLOTH 56-1073   175  94  5 PITT GLADIATORS (578)      ROCANIS
 20)-HST 78-1738                 224 146  2 PRESIDENTS (1502)          LIN TIRIAN
 21) CREDIT LINE 82-1366         104 128    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1758)DWES EG
 22)-WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885   168 144  7 THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD
 23) SID 12-3449                 137 117  1 VICIOUS VANDALS (1320)     RIZTAB
 24) SCARY MARY 36-2213          229 147 22 SHADY LADIES (522)         JHANS
 25) DIRTY ZEALOT 82-55889       103  68    FLOPS (1860)               DWES EG
 26) DEADLY BEAR 2-3688          212 161    THE  BEARS (1372)          NIANIA
 27) SKITZOID SNOOPY 41-2146      64  44    DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
 28) WAYWARD SON 1-8180          122  62  4 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706)    MORDANT
 29) PERFECT SNOTLING 60-8403     87  44    SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950)ARADI
 30) DONNA 36-5966               156  83  4 BABES (1428)               JHANS
 31) AMBULANCE CHASER 75-1219    117  57  4 FIERCE (2131)              JADE MOUNTAIN

DEFENDERS OF THE TOWER             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 32) BLIND BARBER 82-42371        93  72    DUNGEON CELL 77 (1994)     DWES EG
 33) MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257     102  90    DEVIATION (479)            KRILL
 34) MAGIC JOHNSON 4-5904         61  44  1 PURPLE AND GOLD (1935)     JHELUM
 35)-POPPABEAR 69-649            106  71    THE BEARS (1477)           CIMMERIAC
 36)-DEE DEE 8-384               149  59  2 WILD THINGS 2 (2130)       ARKERS
 37) SHADOW ANGEL 82-45588       103  76  1 ANCIENT LORDS (1917)       DWES EG
 38) KHYRON 75-1026              271 289  3 WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 39) MASQUERADE 8-2297           177 111  1 WILD THINGS 2 (2130)       ARKERS
 40) MILLER KNIGHT 10-3610       186 155  5 THIRSTY THUGS (1023)       KOLACT
 41) CALAVERA 9-4915             118  90    THIRSTY THUGS (1668)       ZUKAL
 42) NO SALARY CAP 82-6494       122  84  3 WHY I PLAY DM (1566)       DWES EG
 43) BLESSING 82-48644            71  82    DM ROLL-UPS (1859)         DWES EG
 44) TOM COLLINS 10-4083         116 119  5 THIRSTY THUGS (1023)       KOLACT
 45) PEACE 19-4280               190 173  4 DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)        ZUWAYZA
 46) ENTER SANDMAN 40-3748       121  93  2 HELL'S BEARS (1978)        ZENSU
 47) MANDRAKE 68-3259            122  93  1 SERPENT'S HOLD (811)       FIREHOLD
 48) SLAYER II 10-2125            81  64  1 THE MENTORS (2086)         KOLACT
 49) DICKY V GOES POSTAL 11-6940  58  29  2 FASCINATION (2274)         ARUAK CITY
 50) JAMES FLETCHER 11-3810      122  96  1 WAY TOO MUCH BEER (1319)   ARUAK CITY
 51) GOLDWRAP 82-11886           133  69    SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (1814)  DWES EG
 52) SONIC 56-1695                82  60  2 THE ALLIANCE (588)         ROCANIS
 53) DOMINION 22-5043             96 102    ZOMBIE SQUAD III (2006)    SOLVEN
 54) FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809    97  71  5 COLLEGE RADIO (1681)       SYVYN'S HILL
 55) PINK MINK 55-220            315 282  2 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 56) LOWLY WORM 74-56            336 251  1 SCARRY BEASTIES (958)      DAYLA KIV
 57) ROYAL PRETENDER 82-33733    139 136    DUNGEON CELL 21 (1993)     DWES EG
 58) ROCKWELL 7-5003              84  80    UNDEAD ARTISTS (183)       BONSUR
 59)-KYRA 36-7316                 96  54  1 BABES (1428)               JHANS
 60) VERTIGO 16-5544              82  59    DRAGON'S GUARD (2050)      WILLAF
 61) SUPER SENIOR 3-4728         108  76  5 GENERATION X (1933)        OSKSI

LEGION OF THE WAND                 W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 62) ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         182  95    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
 63) SURFER ROSA 97-1192          57  29  3 COLLEGE RADIO (2041)       SHADOW GROVE
 64) SWIFT 75-181                331 254  6 WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 65) DAMEON 33-1921              109  95  2 DEMONSPAWN (520)           NIATOLI ISLAND
 66) GOSSAMER 35-3656            115  68  1 MMM BEER (2077)            MURSKA
 67) DREAD 32-4666               115  46    ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
 68) FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862         254 269  2 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 69) MR. GHERKIN 6-6385           77  43    071406AD (2002)            TRANSEL
 70) FIREDRAKE 30-2070           108 109  3 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
 71) EIGHTH MATE 9-5437           60  46  1 SEA DOGS (1937)            ZUKAL
 72) SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272       86  62  2 SEA DOGS (1782)            TALCAMA

LEGION OF THE WAND                 W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 73) NECROMANCER 18-6386          82  47    INCANTATION (2089)         TALCAMA
 74) WATER MOCCASIN 53-3265      147 137  1 MINISTRY (977)             KHALHUMS
 75) TOMATO ION 82-55638          74  61    040908D (1919)             DWES EG
 76) DEFIANCE 32-4619            147  57  1 ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
 77) MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! 60-8618   100  71  1 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950)ARADI
 78) GROGGY DOGGY 55-223         257 350    RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 79) KAIDEN 35-3108              236 235  3 VIOLENT FEMS (1875)        MURSKA
 80)-WILD FIRE 24-4880            85  40  4 DISASTER (2141)            ZORPUNT
 81) YANKEE 23-2869               82  90  5 IVO'S ARMY (892)           TI
 82) BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570      128  90    DO IT AGAIN (1870)         ARUAK CITY
 83) WOLVERINE 82-6651            39  40    BALL (1973)                DWES EG
 84) WEBBED BEAUS 82-36458        76  82  1 DATING A FROG (2114)       DWES EG
 85) SHOTGUN GANDHI 11-6760       85  50    ARMED & GREGARIOUS (1938)  ARUAK CITY
 86) POLYNIKES 74-4191            85  68  1 GATES OF FIRE (2011)       DAYLA KIV
 87) MUCOUS 71-2277              102  67  2 THE CODA (1660)            KYR'TERR
 88) DINAH MIGHT 18-9229         119  70  3 FUNKY FOLK (2052)          TALCAMA
 89) HATHOR 57-3998              122  90  5 COWS ON THE WALL (2033)    ANDOR
 90) #NULL 82-54215               87  46  2 011808O (1995)             DWES EG
 91) HOUSE MOUSE 55-221          243 359  3 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 92) VIOLATOR 44-2122             93 105  1 DEMONIC FURY (2038)        KRILL
 93) ET 77-714                    52  74  2 $$$$$ (878)                MAZGOURRAH
 94) AXE MURDERER 82-51085        93  60  2 DUNGEON CELL 4 (2021)      DWES EG
 95) JUNKYARD DOG 55-3179        103  78  2 DA DOG POWNDAZ (2078)      KHALANI
 96) ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426      139 133  1 MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (1961)  DWES EG
 97)-HAM BURGLAR 99-1620         120  73  4 DUNGEON CELL S08C (2123)   SOUTH RIDGE
 98) MALICE 46-2336               90  47  1 SERPENT'S HOLD (1879)      ARDIVENT
 99) PEPP 84-27296                56  11    4-LETTER PIZZA (2217)      BLACKSTONE
100) WIMPY 98-2670                70  46  4 TEAM W (2159)              SYVYN'S HILL
101) RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857      62  43  2 SHEWISH BUFFET (2207)      LIN TIRIAN

THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
102) SMUG BUG 55-2900            179 239    RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
103) FRAIL WHALE 55-1968         259 317  3 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
104) KHARMA 20-3112               84  70    WRATHMEN (2164)            SEAM
105) OOPS SWEATER 82-56109        71  46  3 011808B (2255)             DWES EG
106) DRASTIC MEASURES 2-4537      94  62  1 DEVIATION (2042)           NIANIA
107) CARPET BURN 3-5698           78 100    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
108) BELIAL 7-3838               220 121  3 WICKED MARTYRS (2085)      BONSUR
109) FIBULARIS 82-28877          136 123  1 MUSCLE MEN 4 (2111)        DWES EG
110) GITARIOS 82-45618            48  45  2 KAOS (1918)                DWES EG
111) JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     143  96  2 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (2056)   KATI-TEI
112) SKITZO FRAY NICK 3-2912      67  51    STATE OF MIND (498)        OSKSI
113) TRIFFID 2-3408              103  92  1 CREAM OF THE SLOP (925)    NIANIA
114) ARIES 69-4434                62  73    DEADLY RAGE (867)          CIMMERIAC
115) BEAUTIFUL THING 51-3874      53  58  1 COLLEGE RADIO (2266)       TRICORUS
116) FANG 36-7526                 54  35    SERPENTS HOLD (2095)       JHANS
117) MOHNSOON MAYHEM 41-4444      67  71    THE STORM FRONT (1944)     KATI-TEI
118) VIGO 18-6086                136  80  1 ALCHEMY (1903)             TALCAMA
119) JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143     56  49    PERFECTION QUEST 13 (1940) DULLENS
120) ED 209 5-3955                93 108  4 TECHNOLOGY (1181)          KALTOS
121) PSYCOSIS 70-249              93  65  2 THE RAZOR'S EDGE (814)     SENTERN
122) TORRI 82-22851               54  44    LADIES (2212)              DWES EG
123) LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149       72  44  1 ZOMBIE SQUAD (2306)        VEASTIAN
124) OTIS 3-6501                 155  98  6 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
125) NORAF 82-3856               111  61    ENVENOMED (2099)           DWES EG
126)-MARKUS 11-2295              100  70  2 BLOODRIGHT (2308)          ARUAK CITY
127)-CARTMAN 7-4034              138 107  7 WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
128) DAYDREAM BELIEVER 82-31100   79  56  1 CLASSIC HITS (1962)        DWES EG
129) DECK SWAB 18-2148           100 129  3 SEA DOGS (1782)            TALCAMA
130) SCREAMING EAGLE 4-6498       91  64  1 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
131) HYDROPONICUS 29-4605         66  65    BLUNT FORCE (2161)         LAPUR
132) KHRISTOPHER 27-3567          90  51  1 WRATHMEN (2167)            POINT
133) TONY SIRAGUSA 1-7882         79  59    BETTER OFF DEAD (2136)     MORDANT

THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
134) THE LADY 29-2226            119  90  1 THE TAKEN (895)            LAPUR
135) FOXY LADY 33-3141            61  66    KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (2186)   NIATOLI ISLAND
136) FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     188  84  1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
137) PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748   60  56  3 ARCANE GREATS FTF (2162)   OLD VALAMANTIS
138) SNAKE OIL SALESMAN 82-49671 100  90  2 DUNGEON CELL 97 (2182)     DWES EG
139) UNCLE FEISTY 82-55652        64  72    040908F (2022)             DWES EG
140)-THE BLACK FOX 52-1169        86  71  3 IRON CATHEDRAL (2185)      FRATSFA
141) RED CEDAR 44-2451            59  63    SHERWOOD FOREST (1290)     KRILL
142) CANNIBAL COOK 84-11985       58  43  1 DUNGEON CELL 48 (2116)     BLACKSTONE
143) SIRTON 82-9190               52  38  1 I AM SUCK (1762)           DWES EG
144) TWILIGHT ZONE 56-1694        88  65  1 THE ALLIANCE (588)         ROCANIS
145) CLARISA 38-2493             123  68    SOUL WARRIORS (648)        CLIFFHOME
146) STINGRAY 30-2264             86  81  1 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
147) NOREASTER 35-3896           119  47  2 DIRT DEVILS (2285)         MURSKA
148) THE CREEPER 29-2738         104  65  2 THE TAKEN (895)            LAPUR
149) POSTAL WORKER 17-3680        52  63  1 ARMED MANIACS (2195)       ALJAFIR
150) MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        127  74  2 MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (2198)   ZORPUNT
151)-PORSCHE 82-41317             58  43    COMPENSATING (2115)        DWES EG

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
152) KOOKABURRA 33-4151          191 230  5 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (2144)  NIATOLI ISLAND
153) PEPSI 68-8510               106  48    OVERWORLD (1656)           FIREHOLD
154) MEAT 84-27302                45  12    4-LETTER PIZZA (2217)      BLACKSTONE
155) A BALCONY 4-6637             42  35  1 P'D OFF (2276)             JHELUM
156) RED DAWG 41-2689             84  67  2 DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
157) IPECAC 45-3625              108 111    EMETICS (2204)             STORMCROWE
158)-DMITRI 3-2461                94  84  2 KARAMATZOV BROS (2307)     OSKSI
159) RAMPAGE 32-5076              68  17    ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
160) CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330        88  80  1 TECHNOLOGY (1181)          KALTOS
161) NEPTUNE 38-2780              90  84    SOUL WARRIORS (648)        CLIFFHOME
162) PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458       88  49  2 FEAR FACTORY (2244)        JURINE
163) ASHEN SHUGAR 56-1867         69  86  5 MEN OF STEEL (2205)        ROCANIS
164) ISSUS 25-1745                71  33  1 PAWN OF PROPHECY (2227)    LYRATILAN
165) SOLOMON 35-2758              96  67  1 HERO ALLIANCE (1246)       MURSKA
166) SHARK BAIT 33-7652           71  69  1 SEA DOGS (2239)            NIATOLI ISLAND
167) DAY TURNER 40-4279           89 111  1 MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (2145)   ZENSU
168) TWO-PIECE TOENAIL 2-5627     41  36  1 042909A (2001)             NIANIA
169) PERSEUS 72-1612              85  73  1 DEADLY RAGE II (2248)      DRAGONHEAD
170) ALIEN NATION 60-5017         73  49  1 THE MOTHERSHIP 3 (1258)    ARADI
171) DAWN 17-7248                 56  25  2 ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (2234)      ALJAFIR
172) ARGINASE 16-4137             33  46  2 ENZYMES (2260)             WILLAF
173) WARHEAD 82-13913             84  47  1 PYROMANIA (2251)           DWES EG
174) DUSKBLOOD PUDDING 15-5150    45  21  2 SHEWISH BUFFET (2314)      MALCORN
175) ZAKAU 5-4623                 90  98    JOHNS (1671)               KALTOS
176) DIRK VLUG 99-1956            82  84  4 MEDALS OF HONOR 2 (2350)   SOUTH RIDGE
177) WILLY LIV 9-2930             58  39  2 THE MONGOLOIDS (346)       ZUKAL
178) LUCIAN ADAMS 84-28187        82  16  1 MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 (2343)  BLACKSTONE
179) BITTER EMPLOYEES 82-37737    53  66  1 WEST PALM COURTS (2180)    DWES EG
180) WILLOW 14-4754               34  29    ZOMBIE SQUAD (2138)        TOBIR
181) HUGH KASSLE 84-4988          52  61  1 FORMER BOSSES (2339)       BLACKSTONE
182) HERSHEL WILLIAMS 26-4767    104  78  2 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (2321)   CALEAM
183) ELDERLY WOMAN 4-6673         47  51  1 PEARL JAM (2228)           JHELUM
184) DRINK HARD 82-9194           43  48    LIFE'S TOO SHORT (2102)    DWES EG
185) WHAT? 24-4991                46  36  2 TRIBE (2320)               ZORPUNT
186) S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        120 131  3 HABIT (2249)               LIN TIRIAN
187) J.J. PARRODOTE 70-5939       58  57  1 LEGENDS OF TKE (1347)      SENTERN
188) SLAKE 82-12993               31  55    WORD OF THE DAY (2104)     DWES EG
189) COYOTE 60-7626              129 134  2 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (2243) ARADI
190) HIMEY THE PIMP 29-730        78  49  1 STREET WALKERS (2054)      LAPUR
191) MARCINKO 97-961             127  82  5 ROGUE WARRIOR (2120)       SHADOW GROVE
192) WILHELM SCREAM 47-7162       58  31  1 OTTODROME TW (2325)        NORTH FORK
193) GEARFRIED 43-4270            49  34    WENSINWASIN (2287)         VEASTIAN
194) MAKTOR 66-3115               68  79    BOMB SQUAD (2329)          TARRGIR

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
195) SLIPKNOT 60-6674             47  40  1 THIEVES GUILD (1649)       ARADI
196) DEVIL DOG 41-4479            51  48  1 DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
197) CECIL BOLTON 82-42248        90  77    MEDAL OF HONOR V (2214)    DWES EG
198) BOB'S CELERY 69-1194         86  59  3 BOB'S FRIDGE (2188)        CIMMERIAC
199) ASHAR 30-1777                95 107  3 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
200) PAUL WIEDORFER 24-4876      131  41  1 MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (2319)   ZORPUNT
201) DUKE OF DOOM 56-1316         95  72  4 THE ALLIANCE (588)         ROCANIS
202) DORIE MILLER 3-6683         120 100  2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
203) BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341      72  27  4 SHEWISH BANQUET (2348)     SYVYN'S HILL
204) SUICIDE 21-4832              52  39  1 APPLE CIDER (2091)         SUNSET
205) DOMINATION 46-3177           57  27  2 24 HOURS OF DOOM (2172)    ARDIVENT
206) BLUE BADGER 84-5186          45  58  2 FURRY FURY (2215)          BLACKSTONE
207) GORTEK 60-5619               64  58    DWARVEN HEROES (2267)      ARADI
208) OPAL RAVIOLI 71-6687         38  41    011808F (2247)             KYR'TERR
209) EDDIE RICKENBACKER 82-17776  98 170  3 MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (1961)  DWES EG
210) FROG FRACTURE 98-3813        39  26  3 MURDEROUS FROGS 3 (2349)   SYVYN'S HILL
211) DARGON 52-4264               49  35    DRAGONS GUARD II (2327)    FRATSFA
212) ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595            96  68  2 ACTION TOYS (1693)         KATI-TEI
213) DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718          98 138  1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
214) AZMUS 82-4139                46  70    MOB TACTICS (2175)         DWES EG
215) THOMAS WIGLE 63-2777         45  32  3 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (2328)   AMEN-TEI
216)-MR. STREPTOCOCCUS 82-26366   89  87  1 SESAME STAPH (2108)        DWES EG
217) BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206     55  55  5 BLOODY RANDOMNESS (2303)   OLD VALAMANTIS
218) THE PINK RANGER 68-9166      79  47  1 SUPERIOR FORCES X (2264)   FIREHOLD
219) NEIL LEGGSTRONG 15-2990     130  69    BORN OF VENGEANCE (890)    MALCORN
220) KALAHARI 84-5015             36  40  1 JUST DESERTS (2256)        BLACKSTONE
221) DEATH BY NPC 82-20688        52  37    THINGS THAT SUCK (2107)    DWES EG
222) LUCKY BROWN SEVENS 84-16737  41  45    DEVIATION BROWN (2341)     BLACKSTONE
223) VILLIAGE IDIOT 14-304       318 399  2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
224) NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273       59  68  4 FEAR FACTORY (2244)        JURINE
225) GORDIAN 63-2104             112 106    WHY KNOT (2290)            AMEN-TEI
226) THUNDAR BEAGLE! 14-852      154 427  2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
227) RETROVIRUS 70-6086           86  56    FEAR FACTORY IV (2245)     SENTERN
228) 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130     65  91  3 GWAR (2246)                SENTERN
229) ETHER 36-7552                58  36  1 STILLMATIC (2324)          JHANS
230) FAT PANTS 82-39862           50  46  1 HAPPY HOLIDAYS (2335)      DWES EG
231) TUSCAN FLAME 52-4153         50  40    PYROMANIA (1948)           FRATSFA
232) ROBERT DUNLAP 41-4378        89 107    MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (2146)   KATI-TEI
233) MUDVAYNE 61-3039             43  65    FEAR FACTORY (2244)        JURINE
234) BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508       123  42  1 MIDDLE ITALY (2229)        ZUKAL
235) WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317  71  60  2 SUPERIOR FATHER (2265)     DWES EG
236) VIOLENT FURY 14-303         130 463  1 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
237) RIDDLER 61-1856             109  80  1 FEAR FACTORY (2244)        JURINE
238) MCBAIN 81-318                44  28    FUCHI OWNED (2209)         SHADOWSPIRE
239) UNGNOME SOLDIER 32-5933      27  26  1 SECRET SQUIRRELS (2322)    ARVAT
240) PRONTO PONGO 26-3999         71  68  2 WARCKERS (1030)            CALEAM
241) DAVID WAYBUR 84-5954         66  61  1 MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (2340)BLACKSTONE
242) KIMO 70-6089                 63  81  4 FEAR FACTORY IV (2245)     SENTERN
243) STARGRITS 28-3714            41  24  1 UGLY URBAN ORCS (2282)     MORYA
244) MINGE THE MARVELOUS 82-44835 29   9    HOLE IN THE WALL (2337)    DWES EG
245) THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104        60  49    THE MOTHERSHIP AH (2268)   ARADI
246) KLAA 10-2531                 51  76  2 DRAGON LORDS (2193)        KOLACT
247) STRONG BAD 9-5140            56  47    HOMESTAR & CO (2310)       ZUKAL
248) HOFFA 49-3185               167 283    STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
249) DARK HORSE 82-35085          63  56    AGAINST ALL ODDS (2300)    DWES EG
250) SERIAL MURDERER 9-990        43  95    THE MONGOLOIDS (346)       ZUKAL
251) WILLY T MAC 82-5925          37  58    RAPTURE (2261)             DWES EG
252) WILD THANG! 29-2393          50  35    STREET WALKERS (2054)      LAPUR
253) STING 22-6863                57  65  1 SERPENTS HOLD (2318)       SOLVEN
254) BIKINI LINE 25-4545          57  65    SUPERIOR FORCES (2263)     LYRATILAN
255) ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648         99 140  1 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (2199)   CALEAM
256) DEAD MAN WALKING 42-4512     46  51    DUNGEON CELL (1945)        RODEKI
257) FEAR 82-10416                64  86  2 4-LETTER ANXIETY (2332)    DWES EG

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
258) WAY OF THE WICKED 82-33235   50  42  1 DEVIATION (1835)           DWES EG
259) FURIOUS GORGE 3-6923         60  72    IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)    OSKSI
260) BEER GOGGLES 33-6819         94 143  1 JOYS OF BOOZE (2238)       NIATOLI ISLAND
261) WYNETT 30-2340               79 111  2 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
262) WILLIE BROWN 82-13201        36  70    1976 RAIDERS (2176)        DWES EG
263) NEPTUNE 60-3433             106  65  1 THE FORSAKEN (1288)        ARADI
264) KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129          73  90  2 GWAR (2294)                MAZGOURRAH
265) VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565         46 114    MAMMAL MILITIA (2211)      DWES EG
266) BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798     129 141  2 MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 (2333)  DWES EG
267) BEAR FOOT 35-3716            78  51  2 THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
268) CHARLIE PATTON 30-3911       81  72    DELTA BLUES (2201)         IAYE
269) INCISOR 9-5185              122 118  1 FANGS (2311)               ZUKAL
270)-FALLSWORTH 33-2427           37  50    OBSIDIAN HALL (2202)       NIATOLI ISLAND
271) LEO POWERS 43-4599           88 116    MEDAL OF HONOR F1 (2148)   VEASTIAN
272) SCREAMING VOMIT 11-4209      44  45  2 WAY TOO MUCH BEER (1319)   ARUAK CITY
273) MISCHIEVOUS IMP 36-1504      28  16  2 FRIEND OR FOE (2323)       JHANS
274) MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113      60  61    FEAR FACTORY III (2331)    DWES EG
275) SHADOW BLADE 46-2972         65  71  6 SERPENT'S HOLD (1879)      ARDIVENT
276) SHOCK TOP 13-5510            35  41  1 MMM BEER! (2313)           DULLENS
277) MAYHEM 98-1292               93  59  4 TEAM CARNAGE 2 (2347)      SYVYN'S HILL
278) KINGPIN 84-32807             39  46    BUSINESS CLASS (2345)      BLACKSTONE
279) BLOWS 82-40784               50  31  2 4 LETTER WEATHER (2336)    DWES EG
280) FRANKLINS TOWER 30-4725      49  80  1 DELTA BLUES (2201)         IAYE
281) MONTY PYTHON 22-5939         51  43  2 SERPENTINE INC. (2353)     SOLVEN
282) THE MAILMAN 96-616           39  53  6 STINKY OCCUPATIONS (2346)  OLD VALAMANTIS
283) CHUPACABRA 10-3827           43  34  1 TERRAPIN STATION (1021)    KOLACT
284) DEXTER MORGAN 81-452         74  61    DEVIATION (2250)           SHADOWSPIRE
285) CONSPIRACY 9-4649            81  52  1 STATE OF MIND (1867)       ZUKAL
286) KARATE WRECKER 60-6693       50  40    THIEVES GUILD (1649)       ARADI
287) CHIMPANZEE 82-12985          47  66    ANIMAL CRACKERS (2262)     DWES EG
288) SOFA KNEE 84-30839           39  22  1 INJURY FAIL (2344)         BLACKSTONE
289) THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       129 106    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (2147)   VEASTIAN
290) GAOLER 42-4504               74  89  3 DUNGEON CELL (1945)        RODEKI
291) WHIRLING INSELBERG 3-6924    34  70    IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)    OSKSI
292) I-10 82-5256                 49  37    TRIP TO TEMPE (2330)       DWES EG
293) ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 63-2885    35  18    SHEWISH BUFFET (2291)      AMEN-TEI
294) BOLD MR. WASABI 2-5622       31   6    042909A (2001)             NIANIA
295) CALIS 56-3426                58  79    MEN OF STEEL (2205)        ROCANIS
296) MORTIFICATION 61-2333        82  71  4 FEAR FACTORY (2244)        JURINE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JACK DANIELS was viciously subdued by KRAMER in a 28 minute Challenge Title fight.
DONNA was demolished by CREDIT LINE in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SHARP outwaited EXPLICIT in a crowd pleasing 15 minute Challenge brawl.
DEADLY BEAR savagely defeated SKITZOID SNOOPY in a exciting 9 minute Challenge fight.
TOM THUMB was viciously subdued by SAMURAI in a slow 36 minute bloody Challenge duel.
SCARY MARY was narrowly defeated by SID in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge brawl.
STANLEY'S CUP was viciously subdued by BOBS AND DOGS in a 31 minute Challenge melee.
DICKY V GOES POSTAL was viciously subdued by MANDRAKE in a 29 minute Challenge fight.
AMBULANCE CHASER overpowered BLIND BARBER in a 5 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ENTER SANDMAN was narrowly defeated by BLESSING in a 6 minute Challenge match.
MASQUERADE slimly lost to KHYRON in a exciting 5 minute brutal Challenge contest.
DREAD slimly won victory over FUNNY BUNNY in a crowd pleasing 7 minute Challenge bout.
DINAH MIGHT savagely defeated ET in a popular 7 minute bloody Challenge duel.
WOLVERINE was viciously subdued by SHEWISH WHALER in a 3 minute Challenge fray.
BIONIC BUFFALO devastated HOUSE MOUSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
DEFIANCE savagely defeated GROGGY DOGGY in a exciting 6 minute gory Challenge bout.
DAYDREAM BELIEVER viciously subdued DECK SWAB in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
JUMPINJACK FLASH narrowly defeated TORRI in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
BEAR FOOT was handily defeated by WYNETT in a 4 minute uneven Challenge duel.
ISSUS subdued WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
DARK HORSE viciously subdued SERIAL MURDERER in a popular 15 minute Challenge match.
ZEBRAWOOD overpowered AZMUS in a action packed 3 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BILBO BAGGINNI slimly won victory over VIOLENT FURY in a 4 minute Challenge fray.
NOREASTER handily defeated THE CREEPER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
PEPSI overpowered WILLY LIV in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven Challenge fight.
NEIL LEGGSTRONG overpowered THUNDAR BEAGLE! in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
NEPTUNE overpowered MAYLA TYL CRENA in a exciting 2 minute uneven Challenge bout.
KALAHARI viciously subdued NINE INCH NAIL in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
PRONTO PONGO was demolished by GEARFRIED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
HUGH KASSLE defeated WHAT? in a exciting 5 minute Challenge match.
RAMPAGE handily defeated VILLIAGE IDIOT in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
WAYWARD SON was overpowered by MENDELSSOHN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FURIOUS BEAR demolished BANDIT PRINCE in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
TERMINUS savagely defeated BART WELLENS in a action packed 15 minute gruesome battle.
RABID-GERBIL outwaited CARNIVOROUS SLOTH in a crowd pleasing 9 minute gruesome match.
DARK GUARDIAN handily defeated STONE GOLEM in a exciting 2 minute mismatched fight.
MARCIANO handily defeated BANDIT PRINCE in a exciting 2 minute one-sided conflict.
DIRTY ZEALOT was savagely defeated by JAKARI DRAGON LORD in a 5 minute fight.
PERFECT SNOTLING savagely defeated ROYAL PRETENDER in a popular 8 minute bloody fray.
DAMEON was vanquished by ROCKWELL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided match.
SHADOW ANGEL demolished HATHOR in a popular 3 minute bloody one-sided battle.
TOM COLLINS viciously subdued GOSSAMER in a exciting 5 minute bloody conflict.
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE was demolished by GOLDWRAP in a popular 3 minute mismatched battle.
SONIC savagely defeated ETERNAL D.J. in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody battle.
MILLER KNIGHT overpowered NO SALARY CAP in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory uneven bout.
SLAYER II overpowered WEBBED BEAUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
CALAVERA savagely defeated PINK MINK in a popular 6 minute gruesome match.
PEACE demolished JUNKYARD DOG in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory one-sided conflict.
LOWLY WORM devastated SHOTGUN GANDHI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
DOMINION viciously subdued NECROMANCER in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
YANKEE was overpowered by JAMES FLETCHER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MAGIC JOHNSON vanquished MUCOUS in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
MASKED INTRUDER overpowered VERTIGO in a exciting 2 minute mismatched fight.
WATER MOCCASIN slimly won victory over AXE MURDERER in a exciting 7 minute contest.
TOMATO ION demolished GITARIOS in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
SWIFT slimly won victory over CLARISA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal duel.
FIREDRAKE overcame NORAF in a exciting 2 minute gruesome match.
SURFER ROSA bested EIGHTH MATE in a popular 4 minute gory battle.
KAIDEN vanquished FOXY LADY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided melee.
MR. GHERKIN vanquished ARIES in a popular 3 minute gory uneven match.
ED 209 was handily defeated by POLYNIKES in a crowd pleasing 2 minute uneven match.
VIOLATOR was viciously subdued by SUPER SENIOR in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
SCREAMING EAGLE was savagely defeated by #NULL in a exciting 4 minute brutal struggle.
ROY BENAVIDEZ overpowered UNCLE FEISTY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! handily defeated TWILIGHT ZONE in a 2 minute mismatched match.
SIRTON demolished INCISOR in a action packed 1 minute brutal uneven bout.
MOHNSOON MAYHEM lost to OOPS SWEATER in a exciting 1 minute fray.
LINDA LOVELACE was viciously subdued by PSYCOSIS in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bout.
BILLY MITCHELL was viciously subdued by RALTUMAN OMELET in a popular 5 minute battle.
JAMES DOOLITTLE narrowly defeated SNAKE OIL SALESMAN in a 2 minute competition.
FIBULARIS narrowly defeated SKITZO FRAY NICK in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
RED CEDAR demolished ARTHUR BEYER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MALICE devastated SLAKE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome uneven bout.
FANG overpowered ROBERT DUNLAP in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
ASHAR was savagely defeated by FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a 2 minute competition.
HYDROPONICUS was vanquished by SMUG BUG in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
THE LADY vanquished RED DAWG in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
KHRISTOPHER overpowered WILLY T MAC in a action packed 2 minute uneven duel.
BLUE BADGER was overpowered by CARPET BURN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
CANNIBAL COOK demolished STRONG BAD in a popular 3 minute bloody mismatched battle.
FRAIL WHALE unbelievably bested PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL in a popular 1 minute conflict.
PEPP overpowered SOFA KNEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KHARMA overpowered NEPTUNE in a action packed 2 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
VIGO vanquished BAKED CONVINCIA in a exciting 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
PERSEUS was defeated by WIMPY in a 2 minute fight.
BELIAL vanquished MAYHEM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
OTIS handily defeated SHOCK TOP in a 1 minute uneven contest.
DRASTIC MEASURES vanquished DAY TURNER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fray.
MAKTOR was overpowered by BEAUTIFUL THING in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TRIFFID vanquished CHIMPANZEE in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
TONY SIRAGUSA devastated WAY OF THE WICKED in a popular 2 minute mismatched fray.
RIDDLER luckily beat WILD THANG! in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal conflict.
MORTIFICATION was devastated by DRUNK DENNIS in a 1 minute uneven match.
PUNGENT STENCH savagely defeated DEXTER MORGAN in a exciting 8 minute gory contest.
MUDVAYNE beat CALIS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
GORDIAN was vanquished by A BALCONY in a exciting 3 minute one-sided brawl.
THOMAS WIGLE viciously subdued BIKINI LINE in a 2 minute brutal competition.
ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE was vanquished by DAWN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided melee.
COYOTE overpowered BLOWS in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
KARATE WRECKER was luckily beaten by CHARLIE PATTON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
SLIPKNOT overpowered WHIRLING INSELBERG in a action packed 3 minute mismatched battle.
THE LIMELIGHT was demolished by BOB'S CELERY in a 2 minute one-sided match.
THE PINK RANGER was savagely defeated by DUSKBLOOD PUDDING in a 5 minute brawl.
GORTEK was vanquished by STINGRAY in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
ALIEN NATION handily defeated HOFFA in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
J.J. PARRODOTE overpowered MEGAMANAGER ROLAIDS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RETROVIRUS slimly lost to TWO-PIECE TOENAIL in a exciting 11 minute competition.
KIMO was defeated by ASHEN SHUGAR in a popular 1 minute fight.
3 FISTED RAT BOY devastated LEO POWERS in a action packed 1 minute uneven conflict.
OPAL RAVIOLI narrowly defeated VIOLENT VOLE in a action packed 4 minute contest.
DUKE OF DOOM viciously subdued KLAA in a exciting 4 minute gruesome bout.
DARGON devastated SCREAMING VOMIT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TUSCAN FLAME was overpowered by DEATH BY NPC in a exciting 2 minute mismatched bout.
WILHELM SCREAM defeated KNUCKLE JAW in a popular 2 minute duel.
DOMINATION was subdued by PAUL WIEDORFER in a popular 2 minute match.
SHADOW BLADE was vanquished by SUICIDE in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
S. MARY ROSE savagely defeated THE MAILMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory contest.
MCBAIN overcame BEER GOGGLES in a popular 3 minute fight.
IPECAC viciously subdued WILLIE BROWN in a popular 2 minute gruesome fray.
THOMAS FOWLER slimly won victory over I-10 in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
DEAD MAN WALKING was demolished by CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GAOLER was handily defeated by BLOODY BRAINLESS in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
DRINK HARD devastated UNGNOME SOLDIER in a popular 2 minute one-sided competition.
FEAR was savagely defeated by POSTAL WORKER in a exciting 2 minute bloody bout.
DEVIL DOG was overpowered by KOOKABURRA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
WARHEAD handily defeated DIRK VLUG in a 1 minute mismatched match.
EDDIE RICKENBACKER was viciously subdued by SOLOMON in a popular 3 minute match.
ETHER was overpowered by HERSHEL WILLIAMS in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP demolished FRANKLINS TOWER in a popular 1 minute mismatched struggle.
SHARK BAIT demolished LUCKY BROWN SEVENS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BITTER EMPLOYEES savagely defeated STING in a popular 2 minute brutal match.
FAT PANTS was narrowly defeated by WILLOW in a action packed 5 minute gory bout.
CECIL BOLTON slimly lost to HIMEY THE PIMP in a action packed 3 minute conflict.
MINGE THE MARVELOUS was overpowered by STARGRITS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DAVID WAYBUR was devastated by ELDERLY WOMAN in a 2 minute one-sided match.
MANUEL PEREZ bested ZAKAU in a popular 2 minute gruesome duel.
MEAT devastated KINGPIN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
LUCIAN ADAMS devastated FURIOUS GORGE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
MONTY PYTHON was viciously subdued by FROG FRACTURE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
MARCINKO devastated CHUPACABRA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided match.
ARGINASE subdued BOLD MR. WASABI in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
CONSPIRACY was demolished by DORIE MILLER in a popular 2 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      99         PARRY-STRIKE      49 -  33 -  0      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  74         SLASHING ATTACK  102 -  75 -  1      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   32         AIMED BLOW       547 - 425 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 17         PARRY-RIPOSTE     42 -  39 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     15         LUNGING ATTACK   400 - 404 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  36 -  0      43  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         WALL OF STEEL    136 - 183 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     9         PARRY-LUNGE       72 -  97 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         TOTAL PARRY       44 -  68 -  0      39  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         STRIKING ATTACK   37 -  67 -  0      36  |

Turn 683 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        5 -  7         8  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        55 - 44     WALL OF STEEL     11 - 21     
LUNGING ATTACK    41 - 33     PARRY-LUNGE        4 - 11     
SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  8     
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   RANK WARRIOR                     W   L  K TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW         1) KRAMER 47-5191            153 113  1 SECOND BANANAS (1947)
LUNGING ATTACK     5) JAKARI DRAGON LOR 56-1413 157 117  3 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (539)
PARRY-STRIKE      26) DEADLY BEAR 2-3688        212 161  0 THE  BEARS (1372)
WALL OF STEEL     32) BLIND BARBER 82--23165     93  72  0 DUNGEON CELL 77 (1994)
SLASHING ATTACK   50) JAMES FLETCHER 11-3810    122  96  1 WAY TOO MUCH BEER (1319)
PARRY-LUNGE       55) PINK MINK 55-220          315 282  2 RHYME TYME (587)
TOTAL PARRY       65) DAMEON 33-1921            109  95  2 DEMONSPAWN (520)
STRIKING ATTACK   68) FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862       254 269  2 RHYME TYME (587)
BASHING ATTACK    91) HOUSE MOUSE 55-221        243 359  3 RHYME TYME (587)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    119) JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143   56  49  0 PERFECTION QUEST 13 (1940)

The overall popularity leader is FURIOUS BEAR 37-762.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was EXPLICIT 82-2474.  The ten other most popular fighters were BART WELLENS 
11-4848, SHARP 74-2739, DINAH MIGHT 18-9229, RABID-GERBIL 68-6931, CARNIVOROUS SLOTH 
56-1073, RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857, ET 77-714, TERMINUS 97-484, PERFECT SNOTLING 
60-8403, and ROYAL PRETENDER 82--31803.

The least popular fighter this week was SAMURAI 75-3119.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TOM THUMB 35-3791, LUCKY BROWN SEVENS 84-16737, DIRK VLUG 99-1956, DEAD 
MAN WALKING 42-4512, SCREAMING VOMIT 11-4209, WHIRLING INSELBERG 3-6924, MAKTOR 
66-3115, SHOCK TOP 13-5510, MAYHEM 98-1292, and BLUE BADGER 84-5186.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  KHALANI(55)          2  5 0  
NIANIA(2)            4  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          4  3 0  
OSKSI(3)             6  4 0  POINT(27)            1  0 0  ANDOR(57)            0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            3  2 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  ARADI(60)            6  3 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  2 0  LAPUR(29)            2  3 0  JURINE(61)           3  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  IAYE(30)             4  2 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  0 0  ARVAT(32)            3  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  3 0  FIREHOLD(68)         3  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             3  6 0  MURSKA(35)           3  3 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           4  2 0  JHANS(36)            2  3 0  SENTERN(70)          3  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  4 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  1 0  ZENSU(40)            0  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        3  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  3 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  5 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    4  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  0 0  RODEKI(42)           0  2 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         2  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       2  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  0 0  KRILL(44)            2  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          3  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  DWES EG(82)         17 30 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       6  5 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     3  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  2 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  3 0  
TI(23)               0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          2  1 0  KHALHUMS(53)         1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 28) WAYWARD SON 1-8180         122  62  4  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706)    MORDANT
 26) DEADLY BEAR 2-3688         212 161  0  THE  BEARS (1372)          NIANIA
 61) SUPER SENIOR 3-4728        108  76  5  GENERATION X (1933)        OSKSI
 13) STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443        91  57  0  RAT MEN (1980)             JHELUM
120) ED 209 5-3955               93 108  4  TECHNOLOGY (1181)          KALTOS
 69) MR. GHERKIN 6-6385          77  43  0  071406AD (2002)            TRANSEL
 58) ROCKWELL 7-5003             84  80  0  UNDEAD ARTISTS (183)       BONSUR
 39) MASQUERADE 8-2297          177 111  1  WILD THINGS 2 (2130)       ARKERS
 10) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894         399 169  2  MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL
  4) DARK GUARDIAN 10-2212      165 111  2  THE BEARS (1977)           KOLACT
 12) BART WELLENS 11-4848       111  63  0  INQUISITION GC 03 (1902)   ARUAK CITY
 23) SID 12-3449                137 117  1  VICIOUS VANDALS (1320)     RIZTAB
119) JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143    56  49  0  PERFECTION QUEST 13 (1940) DULLENS
180) WILLOW 14-4754              34  29  0  ZOMBIE SQUAD (2138)        TOBIR
174) DUSKBLOOD PUDDING 15-5150   45  21  2  SHEWISH BUFFET (2314)      MALCORN
 60) VERTIGO 16-5544             82  59  0  DRAGON'S GUARD (2050)      WILLAF
149) POSTAL WORKER 17-3680       52  63  1  ARMED MANIACS (2195)       ALJAFIR
 72) SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272      86  62  2  SEA DOGS (1782)            TALCAMA
 45) PEACE 19-4280              190 173  4  DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)        ZUWAYZA
104) KHARMA 20-3112              84  70  0  WRATHMEN (2164)            SEAM
204) SUICIDE 21-4832             52  39  1  APPLE CIDER (2091)         SUNSET
 53) DOMINION 22-5043            96 102  0  ZOMBIE SQUAD III (2006)    SOLVEN
 81) YANKEE 23-2869              82  90  5  IVO'S ARMY (892)           TI
150) MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759       127  74  2  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (2198)   ZORPUNT
164) ISSUS 25-1745               71  33  1  PAWN OF PROPHECY (2227)    LYRATILAN
182) HERSHEL WILLIAMS 26-4767   104  78  2  MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (2321)   CALEAM
132) KHRISTOPHER 27-3567         90  51  1  WRATHMEN (2167)            POINT
243) STARGRITS 28-3714           41  24  1  UGLY URBAN ORCS (2282)     MORYA
131) HYDROPONICUS 29-4605        66  65  0  BLUNT FORCE (2161)         LAPUR
 70) FIREDRAKE 30-2070          108 109  3  STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
 67) DREAD 32-4666              115  46  0  ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
 65) DAMEON 33-1921             109  95  2  DEMONSPAWN (520)           NIATOLI ISLAND
 15) TOM THUMB 35-3791          169  76  1  THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
 24) SCARY MARY 36-2213         229 147 22  SHADY LADIES (522)         JHANS
  2) FURIOUS BEAR 37-762        419 126 10  THE BEARS (844)            SIBIKHAS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
145) CLARISA 38-2493            123  68  0  SOUL WARRIORS (648)        CLIFFHOME
 46) ENTER SANDMAN 40-3748      121  93  2  HELL'S BEARS (1978)        ZENSU
 27) SKITZOID SNOOPY 41-2146     64  44  0  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
256) DEAD MAN WALKING 42-4512    46  51  0  DUNGEON CELL (1945)        RODEKI
123) LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149      72  44  1  ZOMBIE SQUAD (2306)        VEASTIAN
 33) MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257    102  90  0  DEVIATION (479)            KRILL
157) IPECAC 45-3625             108 111  0  EMETICS (2204)             STORMCROWE
 98) MALICE 46-2336              90  47  1  SERPENT'S HOLD (1879)      ARDIVENT
  1) KRAMER 47-5191             153 113  1  SECOND BANANAS (1947)      NORTH FORK
248) HOFFA 49-3185              167 283  0  STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
  3) JACK DANIELS 51-3084       191 108  4  BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
211) DARGON 52-4264              49  35  0  DRAGONS GUARD II (2327)    FRATSFA
 74) WATER MOCCASIN 53-3265     147 137  1  MINISTRY (977)             KHALHUMS
 55) PINK MINK 55-220           315 282  2  RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
  5) JAKARI DRAGON LORD 56-1413 157 117  3  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (539)   ROCANIS
 89) HATHOR 57-3998             122  90  5  COWS ON THE WALL (2033)    ANDOR
 29) PERFECT SNOTLING 60-8403    87  44  0  SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950 ARADI
162) PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458      88  49  2  FEAR FACTORY (2244)        JURINE
215) THOMAS WIGLE 63-2777        45  32  3  MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (2328)   AMEN-TEI
194) MAKTOR 66-3115              68  79  0  BOMB SQUAD (2329)          TARRGIR
  6) RABID-GERBIL 68-6931       220 117  0  THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD
114) ARIES 69-4434               62  73  0  DEADLY RAGE (867)          CIMMERIAC
121) PSYCOSIS 70-249             93  65  2  THE RAZOR'S EDGE (814)     SENTERN
 87) MUCOUS 71-2277             102  67  2  THE CODA (1660)            KYR'TERR
169) PERSEUS 72-1612             85  73  1  DEADLY RAGE II (2248)      DRAGONHEAD
 16) SHARP 74-2739              223  96  1  CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
 14) SAMURAI 75-3119            138  89  1  GOLD STANDARD (877)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 93) ET 77-714                   52  74  2  $$$$$ (878)                MAZGOURRAH
101) RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857     62  43  2  SHEWISH BUFFET (2207)      LIN TIRIAN
238) MCBAIN 81-318               44  28  0  FUCHI OWNED (2209)         SHADOWSPIRE
 11) BOBS AND DOGS 82--9551     110  63  0  SOFT DRINKS (1920)         DWES EG
 99) PEPP 84-27296               56  11  0  4-LETTER PIZZA (2217)      BLACKSTONE
  7) MARCIANO 96-1446           136  93  6  THE CREAM 3 (1818)         OLD VALAMANTIS
  8) TERMINUS 97-484            183  99  7  BUFFON (1976)              SHADOW GROVE
 54) FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809   97  71  5  COLLEGE RADIO (1681)       SYVYN'S HILL
176) DIRK VLUG 99-1956           82  84  4  MEDALS OF HONOR 2 (2350)   SOUTH RIDGE

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

     The crowd was surprisingly orderly, but it was still a crowd, and the Commission 
clerk, Algernon, looked at it uneasily.  Whenever this many people came together to 
petition for something, it meant trouble.  For him, anyway.  Records to be altered.  
Altering records was Bad.  It made Extra Work.
     His assistant clerk leaned close and whispered, "If it weren't for gladiators, we 
wouldn't have jobs.  Smile at them and ask what they want."
     Algernon closed his eyes briefly.  Looking at this crowd made him dizzy.  They 
were all wearing black and white stripes.  Like a herd of zebras, except that zebras 
didn't carry swords.  Then he took a deep breath and managed a smile.  "What... ah, 
what can I do for you?"
     "We want new names," the first gladiator said.  There was a number on the front 
of his shirt:  0381.  He thumped the number with his thumb.  "This here isn't a 
name--"
     "We want REAL names!"  That voice came from farther back in the crowd.
     "Yeah!  We've paid our dues," another shouted, "and we've EARNED real names!"
     One from the very back yelled, "I want to be called Tom."
     All the others turned to look at him.
     Algernon couldn't see him, but apparently those looks were accusing.  Well, he 
could understand that, "Tom" was such a... common name.
     "My mom called me Tom," the voice in the back protested.  "It's a good name."
     "It isn't the name you put on the petition," 0381 said.  "We talked about this.  
We got our manager's agreement.  You get the name on the petition."
     "But--!"
     Algernon didn't really want to keep staring at all these stripes while they 
argued.  He picked up the petition.  "These names are the ones you want?"
     0381 turned back.  "Yes."
     "It's a lot of trouble, and when other people see that YOU are getting name 
changes, THEY are going to want them--"  Seeing the gladiators beginning to frown... 
and finger their weapons, he went on quickly, "So I figure we might as well make it a 
complete deal.  A Name-Change-O-Rama.  Everyone who wants a name change can petition 
for it.  Get it all over with at once."  He glanced at the petition, shuddered 
slightly, and passed it to his clerk.  "We'll announce it, proclaim it, even, and you 
will get the names on this petition.  And others will get the names THEY think they 
should have had, too."  He paused.  "And I think I'll get a new name, I'm tired of 
being an Algernon...."

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