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Date   : 08/03/2016    Duedate: 08/16/2016

PRIMUS ARENA

DM 102    TURN 692

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DIRT DEVILS 35/2285 3062 1172  34 72.3      YOU DON'T SAY! 46/2359
    DO IT AGAIN 11/1870                         DANGEROUS PUPPETS 7/504
    MIDDLE ITALY 9/2229                         IRATE FORMATIONS 3/1934
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1907                      HOLE IN THE WALL 82/2337
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/356                      ARMED & GREGARIOUS 11/1938
    BORN OF VENGEANCE 15/890                    THE FIRST REVENGER 18/2187
  2 MEPHISTO'S WA 9/636  679  428   6 61.3    7 PITT GLADIAT 56/578 1421 1210  11 54.0
  3 THE CODA 71/1660     333  213   1 61.0    8 P'D OFF 4/2276      2969 2560  19 53.7
    DEMON LORE 68/1656                          DATING A FROG 82/2114
    WAR-C-KERS 11/2357                          WHY I PLAY DM 82/1566
    ACTION TOYS 41/1693                         4-LETTER PIZZA 84/2217
    THE FORSAKEN 60/1288                        HAPPY HOLIDAYS 82/2335
  4 BALL 82/1973        4018 2981  32 57.4      TEAM CARNAGE 2 98/2347
    BABES 36/1428                               4 LETTER WEATHER 82/2336
    CORPS 74/1496                               4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/2332
    BUFFON 97/1976                              WEST PALM COURTS 82/2180
    COLORS 76/1499                            9 SUPERIOR FA 82/2265  945  859   7 52.4
    FIERCE 75/2131                              SUPERIOR FORCES 25/2263
    RAT MEN 4/1980                              SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 60/1950
    BOY O'S 51/1553                          10 BETTER OFF D 1/2136  282  261   0 51.9
    THE BEARS 7/673                          11 DRUNKEN TOA 19/1714  130  121   1 51.8
    VEGGIES 33/1983                          12 WRATHMEN 20/2164     112  105   1 51.6
    HARDWARE 82/1981                            WRATHMEN 27/2167
    THE BEARS 35/843                            WRATHMEN VII 27/2166
    THE BEARS 37/844                            24 HOURS OF DOOM 46/2172
    THE BEARS 48/177                         13 MINISTRY 53/977     1100 1056   5 51.0
    THE BEARS 10/1977                           PURPLE AND GOLD 4/1935
    THE BEARS 28/1974                           COWS ON THE WALL 57/2033
    THE BEARS 68/1975                           INQUISITION GC 03 11/1902
    THE SEALS 14/2194                        14 JOHNS 5/1671        1652 1611   6 50.6
    FUNKY FOLK 19/2129                          HABIT 78/2249
    PRESIDENTS 78/1502                          STORIES 49/1444
    SHADY LADIES 36/522                         WHY KNOT 63/2290
    THE CREAM 3 96/1818                         VIOLENT FEMS 35/1875
    DEATH THREAT 29/1841                        BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/2243
    HELL'S BEARS 40/1978                     15 FANGS 9/2311        1573 1551   0 50.4
    THE BEARS II 69/1480                        MUSCLE MEN 4 82/2111
    WILD THINGS 2 8/2130                        LEGENDS OF TKE 70/1347
  5 TRIBAL COUNCI 4/343 2366 1762  13 57.3      MAMMAL MILITIA 82/2211
    GATES OF FIRE 74/2011                       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/731
  6 FLOPS 82/1860       4132 3366  27 55.1      MEDAL OF HONOR V 82/2214
    042909A 2/2001                              OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/1796
    011808B 82/2255                             MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/2056
    011808F 71/2247                             MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/2147
    011808O 82/1995                             MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/2198
    040908D 82/1919                             MEDAL OF HONOR F1 43/2148
    040908F 82/2022                             MEDAL OF HONOR F7 26/2321
    071406AD 6/2002                             MEDAL OF HONOR G1 40/2145
    071406W 61/2360                             MEDAL OF HONOR H3 41/2146
    DP CLONES 24/1295                           MEDAL OF HONOR J3 63/2328
    WASTELAND II 7/635                          MEDAL OF HONOR J4 24/2319
    SOFT DRINKS 82/1920                         MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/2199
    SANDS OF TIME 38/1362                       MEDALS OF HONOR 2 99/2350

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    ADVENTURE TIME 76/2000                      MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 84/2343
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/1961                  DEVIATION 44/479
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 82/2333                  DEVIATION 81/2250
    MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II 84/2340                DEVIATION 82/1835
 16 NOMADIC TRI 21/2197   13   13   0 50.0      PYROMANIA 52/1948
    DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/2208                    PYROMANIA 82/2251
 17 TEAM W 98/2159       469  473   7 49.8      STATE OF MIND 9/1867
    ALCHEMY 18/1903                             DA DOG POWNDAZ 41/1877
    TECHNOLOGY 5/1181                           DA DOG POWNDAZ 55/2078
    HOMESTAR & CO 9/2310                        DEVIATION XXXI 84/2370
    OTTODROME TW 47/2325                        DEVIATION BROWN 84/2341
    UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/183                     25 SPEAKEASY 3/2355     864 1057  11 45.0
 18 GENERATION X 3/1933  111  112   1 49.8      BOOMERISMS 96/1967
    THE STORM FRONT 41/1944                     COOL DORKS 84/2024
 19 THE TAKEN 29/895     228  231   0 49.7      DM ROLL-UPS 82/1859
    SOUL WARRIORS 38/648                        FASCINATION 11/2274
    HERO ALLIANCE 35/1246                       CLASSIC HITS 82/1962
 20 RHYME TYME 55/587   1479 1517   8 49.4      HYBORIAN WAR 97/2371
    WE WANT RAISES 75/922                       FORMER BOSSES 84/2339
    SCARRY BEASTIES 74/958                      FRIEND OR FOE 36/2323
    GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/2144                  SECOND BANANAS 47/1947
 21 LADIES 82/2212       211  216   0 49.4      MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1706
    GENERALS 84/2372                            AGAINST ALL ODDS 82/2300
    THE ALLIANCE 56/588                         PERFECTION QUEST 13 13/1940
    THE MENTORS 10/2086                      26 SEA DOGS 9/1937      944 1160  10 44.9
    THE RAZOR'S EDGE 70/814                     SEA DOGS 18/1782
 22 ENZYMES 16/2260      896 1013   4 46.9      SEA DOGS 33/2239
    RAPTURE 82/2261                             SEA DOGS 35/2203
    CENSORED 82/1508                            DUNGEON CELL 42/1945
    ENVENOMED 82/2099                           DUNGEON CELL 4 82/2021
    I AM SUCK 82/1762                           SHEWISH BUFFET 15/2314
    APPLE CIDER 21/2091                         SHEWISH BUFFET 63/2291
    INCANTATION 18/2089                         SHEWISH BUFFET 78/2207
    MOB TACTICS 82/2175                         DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1993
    1976 RAIDERS 82/2176                        DUNGEON CELL 48 84/2116
    THIRSTY THUGS 9/1668                        DUNGEON CELL 97 82/2182
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/2120                       DUNGEON CELL S08C 99/2123
    THIRSTY THUGS 10/1023                    27 EASTERN HOR 12/1389   74   93   1 44.3
    TRIP TO TEMPE 82/2330                       EASTERN HORDE 17/1399
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/2085                       EASTERN HORDE 75/1786
    ITS JUST WRONG 82/2098                      EASTERN HORDE 82/1505
    ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/2262                  28 PAWN OF PRO 25/2227   26   33   1 44.1
    VICIOUS VANDALS 12/1320                     SECRET SQUIRRELS 32/2322
    WORD OF THE DAY 82/2104                  29 KNIGHTS OF R 56/539  172  224   1 43.4
    LIFE'S TOO SHORT 82/2102                 30 BRIGHT 3/2374        564  741   2 43.2
    THINGS THAT SUCK 82/2107                    BLUNT FORCE 29/2161
    WAY TOO MUCH BEER 11/1319                   POKER GREATS 1/2373
 23 MMM BEER 35/2077     650  764   0 46.0      COLLEGE RADIO 97/2041
    MMM BEER! 13/2313                           COLLEGE RADIO 98/1681
    SISTERHOOD 84/1921                          DWARVEN HEROES 60/2267
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 14/2138                        ORIOLE MADNESS 82/2376
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 65/2362                        SERPENTINE INC. 22/2353
    PARKING LOT 4 74/2364                       TERRAPIN STATION 10/1021
    SERPENT'S HOLD 68/811                       THE MOTHERSHIP 3 60/1258
    SERPENTS HOLD 22/2318                       ARCANE GREATS FTF 96/2162
    SERPENTS HOLD 36/2095                       THE MOTHERSHIP AH 60/2268
    DRAGON'S GUARD 16/2050                      THE MOTHERSHIP CE 65/2375
    SERPENT'S HOLD 46/1879                   31 KNIGHTS OF  33/2186   23   31   0 42.6
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 17/2234                   32 CENTER FOR O 18/462   58   81   1 41.7
    DRAGONS GUARD II 52/2327                    COLOR ME SUAVE 42/1674
    ZOMBIE SQUAD III 22/2006                 33 STEEL BLADES 30/933  236  332   2 41.5
    CELESTIAL KNIGHTS 68/1951                   DEMONIC FURY 44/2038
 24 DEVIATION 2/2042     650  772   0 45.7   34 DEMONSPAWN 33/520    114  164   0 41.0

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    DEVIATION 4/2356                            DRAGON LORDS 10/2193
    ARMED MANIACS 17/2195                       FEAR FACTORY IV 70/2245
    STINKY OCCUPATIONS 96/2346                  FEAR FACTORY III 82/2331
 35 $$$$$ 77/878         186  286   1 39.4   41 TRIBE 24/2320         93  212   1 30.5
    IVO'S ARMY 23/892                           PEARL JAM 4/2228
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/925                     BOMB SQUAD 66/2329
 36 UGLY URBAN  28/2282   14   22   1 38.9      STILLMATIC 36/2324
 37 EMETICS 45/2204       38   60   0 38.8      DELTA BLUES 30/2201
    JOYS OF BOOZE 33/2238                       INJURY FAIL 84/2344
 38 WENSINWASIN 43/2287   20   32   0 38.5      MEN OF STEEL 56/2205
 39 BLOODRIGHT 11/2308    44   82   0 34.9      BUSINESS CLASS 84/2345
    OBSIDIAN HALL 33/2202                    42 THE MONGOLOID 9/346   29   66   0 30.5
    IRON CATHEDRAL 52/2185                   43 GENETIC MISHA 14/32  525 1438   3 26.7
    KARAMATZOV BROS 3/2307                   44 REJECTS 70/2293       33  108   0 23.4
 40 GWAR 70/2246         114  253   1 31.1      GET EVEN 82/1564
    DEADLY RAGE 69/867                          GRANDCHILD III 10/1098
    FEAR FACTORY 61/2244                        UNKNOWN ORIGINS 25/1545
    DEADLY RAGE II 72/2248                   45 POSSE 77/2365          1    6   0 14.3

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

King of Primus 2016
====================

Who:  32 of the top teams and managers in Primus!

     - Each team must consist of 5 warriors, each of a *different* style.
     - A team may consist of one or more managers.
     - A manager may belong to only one team.

Managers who are able to field 5 warriors of different styles for themselves are 
STRONGLY encouraged to do so, but for those that can't, combination teams are 
definitely allowed.  Management reserves the right to veto any combination teams 
deemed "overpowered" (unlikely but you never know).

What:  The King of Primus is a bracket-style competition where teams of 5 warriors 
fight against each other in a match play-like system.

Teams will be seeded 1 to 32 based on the AVERAGE rank of their warriors on turn 694 
of Primus.  Warriors MUST be listed in the Turn 694 Newsletter to be eligible for the 
competition.  Any ties in average rank will be broken by the ranking of the highest 
warrior.

On each team, warriors will be ranked 1 to 5 based on their ranking on turn 694 of 
Primus.  During match play, the #1 warrior from Team A will match up with the #1 
warrior from Team B, the #2 Team A warrior will match up with the #2 warrior from Team 
B, and so forth.  Warrior rankings will remain static throughout the competition, as 
will manager seedings.

The King of Primus will be the one team that goes 5-0.  Even though the contest is 
single elimination to determine the winner, there will be a consolation rounds and 
everyone will have five matches.  In the end, everyone will find out where their 
stable really ranks in Primus!

Because of the quick turnaround, we will probably not be able to correct mistakes 
(especially if they are RSI's).  If they're mine, such as I counted wrong, awarded the 
wrong winner, etc., I will do my best to correct them and notify managers of match up 
changes before the next round.

When:  The contest will take place starting on Primus Turn 695 and will run for five 
turns, ending in Turn 699.  However, remember that your warriors must be listed in the 
Turn 694 newsletter to be eligible, so it's not a bad idea to climb up high in the 
rankings now to earn as high a seed as you can.

Otto X is guaranteed a seed no lower than #16 by virtue of his winning the consolation 
tourney win in the last King of Primus.

How:  To enter, you can sign up in this thread, write an ad in the Primus newsletter, 
or PM/Email Manager with the following information:  The Name(s) of managers on your 
team, the 5 warriors (Name AND ID# and style) to be on your team, and what warrior you 
want to select for a possible Royal Court Selection (see prize section).

                         Example:  Manager's Team
                         ---------------
                         1.  Bonnie (29-2780) (AB)
                         2.  Weird Head Boy (63-2216) (LU) *
                         3.  Koji Shikeru (40-2619) (SL)
                         4.  Skyfire (37-2065) (PL)
                         5.  Patience (1-2619) (TP)
                          * Denotes Royal Court Prize Pick

Since the contest takes place in the arena, you'll have to read the newsletter and the 
forums to figure out who you will match up against each turn.  We'll post all the 
managers and teams before the contest begins, as well, to make it easier.

Once you are entered, your warriors will run *regardless* of whether or not you 
entered a strategy! So you can't miss a turn, but you're also committed to running for 
the duration of the event!

Prizes:  The winner of the competition will be named the King of Primus!!! As a 
winner, you get to control the fate of the arena for a very special Turn 700! The 
Winner of the contest can select three "decrees" from a list of items that will affect 
how Primus plays out on it's historic Turn 700!

They are:
==========
    - Rename the Arena
    - Have a non-automated spy report written by you or the manager of your choice
    - Increase/Decrease the Skill Learning
    - Increase/Decrease the Training Percentage
    - Increase/Decrease the Kill Percentage
    - No Challenges and/or Avoids
    - Bring back the Defend Gate Challenge
    - Slashers are banned from the arena!
    - Have an NPC Match-Up Week!

If you have other ideas, the Commission may consider it, but will have the right to 
refuse.  All of these special decrees are for Turn 700 only.

As the King of Primus, you also get the first member of your Royal Court! When 
entering a team, each team who participates must designate one of their warriors to be 
in the "twin pool".  (No DYOs or roll-up-altering warriors allowed.) After winning, 
one warrior will be drawn from the pool at RANDOM, and you will have the option to be 
able to "twin" that warrior's numbers and stick him on an existing team (no-tourney 
arenas not allowed), if you so desire.  Consider carefully your odds of winning when 
choosing a warrior to donate to the Royal Court.  You may opt out if you desire--but 
if you win, you don't get this part of the prize.

The Consolation Champion (17th place) gets 5 Team Roll-Ups.

The last place manager is deemed the Court Jester and wins a Hyborian War Set-Up.

Every Match win by a manager wins a +1 stat train potion (max 4).  Stat train potions 
must not be used between the freeze date and a tourney.  (Combo Teams only receive 1 
potion per win, to be distributed at their discretion.)

For everyone else, there is an exciting Consolation Prize Pool to keep everyone 
motivated to finish as high as possible.  There are 30+ items in the Consolation Prize 
Pool--one of each item.  The First Place Winner gets first choice of an item in the 
pool, second place gets the second choice, and so on.  Whoever finishes last gets to 
choose from the remaining items.  Here are the items in the Consolation Prize Pool:

Consolation Prize Pool
=======================
    - +1 Attack Bonus Potion:  Adds +1 to your Attack base.  Can't be used to create 
         an out of bounds warrior.
    - +1 Init Bonus Potion:  Adds +1 to your Init base.  Can't be used to create an 
         out of bounds warrior.
    - +1 Decise Bonus Potion:  Adds +1 to your Decise base.  Can't be used to create 
         an out of bounds warrior.
    - +1 Parry Bonus Potion:  Adds +1 to your Parry base.  Can't be used to create an 
         out of bounds warrior.
    - +1 Riposte Bonus Potion:  Adds +1 to your Riposte base.  Can't be used to create 
         an out of bounds warrior.
    - +1 Random Skill Bonus Potion:  Adds a random skill to your skill base.  Can't be 
         used to create an out of bounds warrior.
    - +3 Skill Learn Potion:  Add 3 skill learns (random) to any of your warriors in 
         Primus!
    - +18 Wins Potion:  Add 18 Wins to your Primus Team Record!
    - +25 FE Potion:  Add 25 FE to any one of your Primus warriors!
    - +4 Kills Potion:  Add 4 kills to your Primus team record with this prize!
    - Gambler's Prize:  You get nothing now--but if you place First in the next King 
         of Primus competition--you get a Favorite's Potion!
    - Race-Changing Prize:  Change the race of one of your Primus warriors to an 
         existing or even a new race!
    - Alternate Reality Prize:  Take any of your Primus warriors and roll-him up 5x! 
         You will get 5 character overview sheets back.  You don't actually get to 
         keep the warriors, but you may view how your warrior might have looked like 
         in another reality.
    - Rank Anywhere Prize:  Change the Primus ranking of any of your warriors from #2 
         to last place!
    - Generosity Prize:  +1 Init Bonus Potion for you, but if you use it on someone 
         else's warrior (with their permission), they get a +1 Defense Bonus Potion.  
         That warrior cannot be transferred to your account for the next 99 years.
    - Magic 17 Prize:  All Primus warriors you own whose ID numbers are divisible by 
         17 get a free train! (No crazy warrior transferring shenanigans please.)
    - Random Book from Bookmaze:  Get a random book from Bookmaze, the book store that 
         serves as RSI HQ! (Bookmaze's choice)
    - Free Tourney Entry:  One free tourney entry for any non-AB Primus-Inducted 
         warrior.
    - Same Number Prize:  As of Turn 701 in the newsletter.  For any one of your 
         warriors--if any other warrior listed in the Turn 701 newsletter has the same 
         number of wins as your warrior in the Turn 701 newsletter--you can copy that 
         warrior's favorite weapon, offensive effort, activity level or favorite learn 
         if you want to.  (If that warrior you're copying doesn't belong to you, you 
         need to ask that manager's permission first.)
    - Prize Roulette:  You get another KOP Consolation Pool Prize at Random.
    - Popularity List Prize:  On Turn 701, any warrior of yours who makes the Top 10 
         popularity list--you can get the exact favorite OE or AL of that warrior!
    - +23 FE Prize:  Add 23 FE to one of your Primus warriors!  It might be a 
         tiebreaker for a stylemaster award!
    - 1  of TUM's leftover team roll-ups:  TUM will provide one out of his unused team 
         roll-ups, just for you!  (Can be autographed if you desire.)  Now's your time 
         to dig through the trash of the manager who won the most TCs in a single 
         tourney!
    - Weapon Lightening Prize:  Your warrior gets a new favorite weapon at random of 
         that has a weight of (Warrior's current Favorite Weapon Weight - 1) For 
         example if your warriors' favorite weapon was the Medium Shield (Weight 4), 
         he could get any favorite weapon that has a weight of 3.  This prize can't be 
         used on a warrior who has a favorite weapon weight of 1.
    - Striker's Fury Prize:  On Turn 701, if Strikers have more wins than Total 
         Parries, you get a +1 Bonus Potion.
    - Total Parry's Fury Prize:  On Turn 701, if Total Parries have more wins than 
         Strikers, you get a +1 Bonus Potion.
    - Basher's Prize:  Give any Basher the Bash Tactic as a favorite Tactic!
    - Inversion Prize:  Invert the Favorite Offensive Effort and Activity Level of any 
         one of your Primus warriors!  (So if your warrior's favorites were 10-6, they 
         would now be 6-10).
    - Special Size Roll-Up Potion:  RSI will roll 3D6.  For every warrior you have in 
         Primus of the same Size that matches the number that RSI rolled, you get a 
         free roll-up!  (For example, if RSI rolls a 9, for every SZ 9 warrior you 
         have in your Primus stable--you get a free roll-up.  No crazy warrior 
         transferring shenanigans, please.  There is a maximum limit of 5 roll-ups 
         that can be won with this prize.)
    - Primus Grudge Match Coupon:  Get an extra Primus Grudge match-up at the next 
         FtF!
    - RSI Pencil:  Get a free RSI Pencil, which you can currently only get if you 
         attend FtFs!

All prizes must be used on a current warrior that the manager owns in Primus, unless 
otherwise stated.

"A Primus Warrior" refers to any warrior currently in DM 102, despite what their 
tourney classification is.

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Well, what are you looking at, PRIMUS?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see DESPERADO win a fight and gain 130 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, DESPERADO beat 
LUCIAN ADAMS and LUCIAN ADAMS lost 142 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if 
variety is the spice of life, PRIMUS may be getting bland, as BOBS AND DOGS stays top 
dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think 
some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  PRIMUS, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  
ANGELS OF PAIN the most avoided team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And 
who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It 
was THE BEARS.  Ha ha ha ha!  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, MENDELSSOHN was this 
turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.  Now here's guts 
and stupidity all rolled into one, WIMPY challenged up 26 to take on KHARMA of 
WRATHMEN.  And, oof!  WIMPY saw stars around its helmet, after losing the fight, and 
disappointing the crowds, I might add.  I notice NOREASTER challenging down 21 points 
to fight THUNDAR BEAGLE!, DIRT DEVILS doubtless has some rotten excuse for such an 
insult to honor.  Question now is, will PRIMUS accept this sort of tacky behavior?  
NOREASTER beating THUNDAR BEAGLE!.  The insult, the....yech!  WHAT? was challenged by 
one of ACTION TOYS' warriors this turn, with YOSHIMITSU having a lead of 42 points 
going into the fight.  And golly gee, YOSHIMITSU subdued WHAT?.  Aren't we all 
surprised and impressed?  I suspect either a 21 will or a 21 ego on this one, but 
SLAKE has challenged up by 40 in an attempt against HARRY THE AXE.  Not that I'm 
surprised or anything, but SLAKE was bested by HARRY THE AXE, leaving the latter 
lower for recognition points.  Now look at this.  NEIL LEGGSTRONG challenged down 50 
against GENETIC MISHAPS' VILLIAGE IDIOT.  What a weasel!  And sorry to say, NEIL 
LEGGSTRONG subdued VILLIAGE IDIOT, leaving a bad feeling with the crowd.  I think 
exploitive snob is the term I'm looking for.  MAYLA TYL CRENA was challenged by one 
of THE FORSAKEN's warriors this turn, with LANFEAR having a lead of 33 points going 
into the fight.  Question now is, will PRIMUS accept this sort of tacky behavior?  
LANFEAR beating MAYLA TYL CRENA.  The insult, the....yech!   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess 
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in PRIMUS to get a drink than E. Snee's Bar & 
Grill!  Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have 
too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see the crowds are getting 
restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

PRIMUS GUARDIANS                   W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  1) BOBS AND DOGS 82-55985      118  64  0 SOFT DRINKS (1920)         DWES EG

THE TOWER GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  2) DARK GUARDIAN 10-2212       173 112  2 THE BEARS (1977)           KOLACT
  3) BOB ETERNAL 38-4460         166  48  2 SANDS OF TIME (1362)       CLIFFHOME
  4) MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257     108  91  0 DEVIATION (479)            KRILL
  5) RABID-GERBIL 68-6931        226 120  0 THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD
  6) STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443         96  61  0 RAT MEN (1980)             JHELUM
  7)-WAYWARD SON 1-8180          126  65  4 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1706)    MORDANT
  8) MARCIANO 96-1446            139  99  6 THE CREAM 3 (1818)         OLD VALAMANTIS
  9) FURIOUS BEAR 37-762         423 131 10 THE BEARS (844)            SIBIKHAS
 10) TOM THUMB 35-3791           175  79  1 THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
 11) SIKAMIKANICO 7-2681         127  99  9 DANGEROUS PUPPETS (504)    BONSUR

THE ELITE GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 12) TERMINUS 97-484             190 101  7 BUFFON (1976)              SHADOW GROVE
 13)-KRAMER 47-5191              157 116  1 SECOND BANANAS (1947)      NORTH FORK
 14) MAGIC JOHNSON 4-5904         69  45  1 PURPLE AND GOLD (1935)     JHELUM
 15) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894          404 173  2 MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL
 16) SHARP 74-2739               226 100  1 CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
 17) JACK DANIELS 51-3084        196 110  4 BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
 18) DIRTY ZEALOT 82-55889       111  69  0 FLOPS (1860)               DWES EG
 19) CALAVERA 9-4915             125  92  0 THIRSTY THUGS (1668)       ZUKAL
 20) MOTHER BEAR 7-3172          255 144  3 THE BEARS (673)            BONSUR
 21) BART WELLENS 11-4848        116  67  0 INQUISITION GC 03 (1902)   ARUAK CITY
 22) MILLER KNIGHT 10-3610       191 159  5 THIRSTY THUGS (1023)       KOLACT
 23) CARNIVOROUS SLOTH 56-1073   179  99  5 PITT GLADIATORS (578)      ROCANIS
 24) GRIM REAVER 28-1356         278 144  6 THE BEARS (1974)           MORYA
 25) JAKE THE DOG 76-1694        138  70  5 ADVENTURE TIME (2000)      SIMTAKKA
 26) COBRA 29-4355               141  79  1 DEATH THREAT (1841)        LAPUR
 27) SKITZOID SNOOPY 41-2146      66  48  0 DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
 28) CHANGELING 19-2164          161 155  4 FUNKY FOLK (2129)          ZUWAYZA
 29) EXPLICIT 82-2474            138  97  4 CENSORED (1508)            DWES EG
 30) SID 12-3449                 142 121  1 VICIOUS VANDALS (1320)     RIZTAB
 31) JAKARI DRAGON LORD 56-1413  158 125  3 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (539)   ROCANIS

DEFENDERS OF THE TOWER             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 32) AMBULANCE CHASER 75-1219    123  60  4 FIERCE (2131)              JADE MOUNTAIN
 33) ENTER SANDMAN 40-3748       128  95  2 HELL'S BEARS (1978)        ZENSU
 34) THE PERFECT DRUG 3-6943      96  61  0 IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)    OSKSI
 35) MA BEAR 48-2205             187 145  1 THE BEARS (177)            CAER
 36) DONNA 36-5966               162  85  4 BABES (1428)               JHANS
 37) ROCKWELL 7-5003              91  82  1 UNDEAD ARTISTS (183)       BONSUR
 38) BLESSING 82-48644            76  86  0 DM ROLL-UPS (1859)         DWES EG
 39) PEPP 84-27296                60  16  0 4-LETTER PIZZA (2217)      BLACKSTONE
 40) ROSE 76-2357                121  83  3 COLORS (1499)              SIMTAKKA
 41) KHYRON 75-1026              276 293  3 WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 42) DICKY V GOES POSTAL 11-6940  60  35  2 FASCINATION (2274)         ARUAK CITY
 43) HATHOR 57-3998              128  93  5 COWS ON THE WALL (2033)    ANDOR
 44) WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885   170 149  7 THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD
 45) DOMINION 22-5043            101 106  0 ZOMBIE SQUAD III (2006)    SOLVEN
 46) FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809   100  77  5 COLLEGE RADIO (1681)       SYVYN'S HILL
 47) PEACE 19-4280               195 177  4 DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)        ZUWAYZA
 48) DEE DEE 8-384               153  64  2 WILD THINGS 2 (2130)       ARKERS

DEFENDERS OF THE TOWER             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 49) JAMES FLETCHER 11-3810      128  99  1 WAY TOO MUCH BEER (1319)   ARUAK CITY
 50) GOSSAMER 35-3656            122  70  1 MMM BEER (2077)            MURSKA
 51) HST 78-1738                 230 148  2 PRESIDENTS (1502)          LIN TIRIAN
 52) VERTIGO 16-5544              86  64  0 DRAGON'S GUARD (2050)      WILLAF
 53) NO SALARY CAP 82-6494       126  89  3 WHY I PLAY DM (1566)       DWES EG
 54) ROYAL PRETENDER 82-33733    143 141  0 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1993)     DWES EG
 55) SONIC 56-1695                84  67  2 THE ALLIANCE (588)         ROCANIS
 56) FIREDRAKE 30-2070           114 112  3 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
 57) MANDRAKE 68-3259            127  97  1 SERPENT'S HOLD (811)       FIREHOLD
 58) BELIAL 7-3838               226 124  3 WICKED MARTYRS (2085)      BONSUR
 59) HAM BURGLAR 99-1620         123  77  4 DUNGEON CELL S08C (2123)   SOUTH RIDGE
 60) SCARY MARY 36-2213          234 150 22 SHADY LADIES (522)         JHANS
 61) SUPER SENIOR 3-4728         115  78  5 GENERATION X (1933)        OSKSI

LEGION OF THE WAND                 W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 62) AXE MURDERER 82-51085       101  61  2 DUNGEON CELL 4 (2021)      DWES EG
 63) OTIS 3-6501                 162 100  6 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
 64) SCREAMING EAGLE 4-6498       99  65  1 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 65) LOWLY WORM 74-56            341 255  1 SCARRY BEASTIES (958)      DAYLA KIV
 66) DREAD 32-4666               122  48  0 ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
 67) MR. GHERKIN 6-6385           82  47  0 071406AD (2002)            TRANSEL
 68) FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862         255 277  2 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 69) TOM COLLINS 10-4083         123 121  5 THIRSTY THUGS (1023)       KOLACT
 70) SWIFT 75-181                339 255  6 WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 71) SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272       93  64  2 SEA DOGS (1782)            TALCAMA
 72) WATER MOCCASIN 53-3265      153 140  1 MINISTRY (977)             KHALHUMS
 73) KHARMA 20-3112               90  73  0 WRATHMEN (2164)            SEAM
 74) DEFIANCE 32-4619            154  59  1 ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
 75)-TOMATO ION 82-55638          79  64  0 040908D (1919)             DWES EG
 76)-CONSORTIUM DORK 84-7918      68  62  2 COOL DORKS (2024)          BLACKSTONE
 77) HOUSE MOUSE 55-221          246 365  3 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 78) YANKEE 23-2869               89  92  5 IVO'S ARMY (892)           TI
 79) MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! 60-8618   107  73  1 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950)ARADI
 80) FANG 36-7526                 58  40  0 SERPENTS HOLD (2095)       JHANS
 81) A BALCONY 4-6637             50  36  1 P'D OFF (2276)             JHELUM
 82) MISTY BLUE 74-2944           71  51  3 CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
 83) BROKEN ARROW 71-2277        105  73  2 THE CODA (1660)            KYR'TERR
 84) EIGHTH MATE 9-5437           64  51  1 SEA DOGS (1937)            ZUKAL
 85) MALICE 46-2336               95  51  1 SERPENT'S HOLD (1879)      ARDIVENT
 86) ISSUS 25-1745                78  35  1 PAWN OF PROPHECY (2227)    LYRATILAN
 87) WOLVERINE 82-6651            42  46  0 BALL (1973)                DWES EG
 88) JUNKYARD DOG 55-3179        107  81  2 DA DOG POWNDAZ (2078)      KHALANI
 89) POLYNIKES 74-4191            87  75  1 GATES OF FIRE (2011)       DAYLA KIV
 90) FIBULARIS 82-28877          140 128  1 MUSCLE MEN 4 (2111)        DWES EG
 91) BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570      134  93  0 DO IT AGAIN (1870)         ARUAK CITY
 92) VIOLATOR 44-2122             94 113  1 DEMONIC FURY (2038)        KRILL
 93) JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143     60  54  0 PERFECTION QUEST 13 (1940) DULLENS
 94) SURFER ROSA 97-1192          57  38  3 COLLEGE RADIO (2041)       SHADOW GROVE
 95) ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         185 101  0 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
 96) SLAYER II 10-2125            84  70  1 THE MENTORS (2086)         KOLACT
 97) GROGGY DOGGY 55-223         260 356  0 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 98) LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         100  58  4 CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
 99) WIMPY 98-2670                71  54  4 TEAM W (2159)              SYVYN'S HILL
100) KAIDEN 35-3108              241 239  3 VIOLENT FEMS (1875)        MURSKA
101) SMUG BUG 55-2900            185 242  0 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI

THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
102) CLARISA 38-2493             131  69  0 SOUL WARRIORS (648)        CLIFFHOME
103) ZIPPY 82-1886                65  47  1 EASTERN HORDE (1505)       DWES EG
104) DRASTIC MEASURES 2-4537      99  64  1 DEVIATION (2042)           NIANIA
105) FRAIL WHALE 55-1968         265 320  4 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
106) VIGO 18-6086                140  85  1 ALCHEMY (1903)             TALCAMA
107) TRIFFID 2-3408              111  93  1 CREAM OF THE SLOP (925)    NIANIA

THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
108) NEPTUNE 38-2780              96  87  0 SOUL WARRIORS (648)        CLIFFHOME
109) TONY SIRAGUSA 1-7882         88  59  0 BETTER OFF DEAD (2136)     MORDANT
110) KHRISTOPHER 27-3567          99  51  1 WRATHMEN (2167)            POINT
111) ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426      145 136  1 MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (1961)  DWES EG
112) JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     149  99  2 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (2056)   KATI-TEI
113) S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        126 134  3 HABIT (2249)               LIN TIRIAN
114) MARKUS 11-2295              102  71  2 BLOODRIGHT (2308)          ARUAK CITY
115) PINK MINK 55-220            322 284  2 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
116) RAMPAGE 32-5076              73  21  0 ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
117) DAMEON 33-1921              116  97  2 DEMONSPAWN (520)           NIATOLI ISLAND
118) HEMLOCK 68-2193              91  92  2 CELESTIAL KNIGHTS (1951)   FIREHOLD
119) NO QUAM HERE 12-3729         47  61  4 EASTERN HORDE (1389)       RIZTAB
120) SHOTGUN GANDHI 11-6760       90  54  0 ARMED & GREGARIOUS (1938)  ARUAK CITY
121) PHANTASMAL 84-10204          83  57  0 SISTERHOOD (1921)          BLACKSTONE
122) NORAF 82-3856               120  61  0 ENVENOMED (2099)           DWES EG
123) ARIES 69-4434                66  78  0 DEADLY RAGE (867)          CIMMERIAC
124) PSYCOSIS 70-249             101  66  2 THE RAZOR'S EDGE (814)     SENTERN
125) ET 77-714                    54  81  2 $$$$$ (878)                MAZGOURRAH
126) #NULL 82-54215               92  50  2 011808O (1995)             DWES EG
127) ALIEN NATION 60-5017         81  50  1 THE MOTHERSHIP 3 (1258)    ARADI
128) ED 209 5-3955                99 111  4 TECHNOLOGY (1181)          KALTOS
129) THE BLACK FOX 52-1169        89  71  3 IRON CATHEDRAL (2185)      FRATSFA
130) CARTMAN 7-4034              139 107  7 WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
131) SNAKE OIL SALESMAN 82-49671 105  94  2 DUNGEON CELL 97 (2182)     DWES EG
132) BOLD MR. WASABI 2-5622       36  10  0 042909A (2001)             NIANIA
133) ABSOLUTION 32-5301           96  28  3 ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
134) TUSCAN FLAME 52-4153         56  41  0 PYROMANIA (1948)           FRATSFA
135) CADILLAC DUARDO 18-2130      90  92  0 THE FIRST REVENGER (2187)  TALCAMA
136) THREE BLIND WEISS 96-2961    53  29  5 BOOMERISMS (1967)          OLD VALAMANTIS
137) FOXY LADY 33-3141            66  70  0 KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (2186)   NIATOLI ISLAND
138) FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     196  85  1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
139) NECROMANCER 18-6386          88  50  0 INCANTATION (2089)         TALCAMA
140) PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748   62  60  3 ARCANE GREATS FTF (2162)   OLD VALAMANTIS
141) DAY TURNER 40-4279           96 113  1 MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (2145)   ZENSU
142) STINGRAY 30-2264             94  82  1 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
143) PAUL WIEDORFER 24-4876      137  44  1 MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (2319)   ZORPUNT
144) NEO LIGHTNING 17-5112        53  56  1 EASTERN HORDE (1399)       ALJAFIR
145) WEBBED BEAUS 82-36458        80  87  1 DATING A FROG (2114)       DWES EG
146) DRINK HARD 82-9194           51  49  0 LIFE'S TOO SHORT (2102)    DWES EG
147) BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508       130  44  1 MIDDLE ITALY (2229)        ZUKAL
148) TWILIGHT ZONE 56-1694        93  69  1 THE ALLIANCE (588)         ROCANIS
149) MEAT 84-27302                54  12  0 4-LETTER PIZZA (2217)      BLACKSTONE
150) DAYDREAM BELIEVER 82-31100   87  57  1 CLASSIC HITS (1962)        DWES EG
151) MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        131  79  2 MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (2198)   ZORPUNT

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
152)-ATONEMENT 82-761             55  40  0 GET EVEN (1564)            DWES EG
153) MORTIFICATION 61-2333        86  76  4 FEAR FACTORY (2244)        JURINE
154) DECK SWAB 18-2148           105 133  3 SEA DOGS (1782)            TALCAMA
155) KOOKABURRA 33-4151          197 233  5 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (2144)  NIATOLI ISLAND
156) MOHNSOON MAYHEM 41-4444      70  77  0 THE STORM FRONT (1944)     KATI-TEI
157)-DAWN 17-7248                 63  26  2 ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (2234)      ALJAFIR
158) RED DAWG 41-2689             91  67  2 DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
159) IPECAC 45-3625              116 112  0 EMETICS (2204)             STORMCROWE
160) OOPS SWEATER 82-56109        78  48  3 011808B (2255)             DWES EG
161) EDDIE RICKENBACKER 82-17776 106 171  3 MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (1961)  DWES EG
162) CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330        95  82  1 TECHNOLOGY (1181)          KALTOS
163) FIRST BORN 68-8510          113  50  0 DEMON LORE (1656)          FIREHOLD
164)-MAYHEM 98-1292               96  64  4 TEAM CARNAGE 2 (2347)      SYVYN'S HILL
165) ASHEN SHUGAR 56-1867         71  93  5 MEN OF STEEL (2205)        ROCANIS
166) HUGH KASSLE 84-4988          54  68  1 FORMER BOSSES (2339)       BLACKSTONE
167) LEMASE WITH GUN 82-2485      19  17  1 ITS JUST WRONG (2098)      DWES EG
168) SERIAL MURDERER 9-990        47 100  0 THE MONGOLOIDS (346)       ZUKAL

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
169) POSTAL WORKER 17-3680        56  68  1 ARMED MANIACS (2195)       ALJAFIR
170) WYNETT 30-2340               84 115  2 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
171) PERSEUS 72-1612              91  76  2 DEADLY RAGE II (2248)      DRAGONHEAD
172) FURIOUS GORGE 3-6923         64  77  0 IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)    OSKSI
173)-TWO-PIECE TOENAIL 2-5627     43  42  1 042909A (2001)             NIANIA
174) HARRY THE AXE 48-3622        57  55  2 THE BEARS (177)            CAER
175) WILLY LIV 9-2930             63  43  2 THE MONGOLOIDS (346)       ZUKAL
176) DUKE OF DOOM 56-1316         99  77  4 THE ALLIANCE (588)         ROCANIS
177) THE CREEPER 29-2738         109  69  2 THE TAKEN (895)            LAPUR
178) AZAGHAL 81-1223              74  49  1 DRAGONBANE GUILD (2208)    SHADOWSPIRE
179) SIRTON 82-9190               57  42  1 I AM SUCK (1762)           DWES EG
180) THE LADY 29-2226            126  92  1 THE TAKEN (895)            LAPUR
181) TORRI 82-22851               60  47  0 LADIES (2212)              DWES EG
182) WAY OF THE WICKED 82-33235   53  46  1 DEVIATION (1835)           DWES EG
183) ASHAR 30-1777               104 107  3 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
184) CECIL BOLTON 82-42248        97  79  0 MEDAL OF HONOR V (2214)    DWES EG
185) CANNIBAL COOK 84-11985       62  48  1 DUNGEON CELL 48 (2116)     BLACKSTONE
186) DESPERADO 77-2459            85  39  2 POSSE (2365)               MAZGOURRAH
187) DOMINATION 46-3177           64  29  2 24 HOURS OF DOOM (2172)    ARDIVENT
188) WILHELM SCREAM 47-7162       61  37  1 OTTODROME TW (2325)        NORTH FORK
189) WILLOW 14-4754               34  30  0 ZOMBIE SQUAD (2138)        TOBIR
190) FRANKLINS TOWER 30-4725      52  86  1 DELTA BLUES (2201)         IAYE
191) DEATH BY NPC 82-20688        57  41  0 THINGS THAT SUCK (2107)    DWES EG
192) KHITAI 97-3592               66  43  5 HYBORIAN WAR (2371)        SHADOW GROVE
193) SNOW PEA 33-5014             58  46  3 VEGGIES (1983)             NIATOLI ISLAND
194) GORDIAN 63-2104             121 106  0 WHY KNOT (2290)            AMEN-TEI
195) ETHER 36-7552                64  39  2 STILLMATIC (2324)          JHANS
196) CHARLIE PATTON 30-3911       84  78  0 DELTA BLUES (2201)         IAYE
197) STRONG BAD 9-5140            58  54  0 HOMESTAR & CO (2310)       ZUKAL
198) SKIDMARK BUG 2-5711          84  45  2 042909A (2001)             NIANIA
199) NEIL LEGGSTRONG 15-2990     139  69  0 BORN OF VENGEANCE (890)    MALCORN
200) PTI 7-5412                  161  49  1 WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
201) SUICIDE 21-4832              56  43  1 APPLE CIDER (2091)         SUNSET
202) THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       134 110  0 MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (2147)   VEASTIAN
203) WILLIE BROWN 82-13201        40  75  1 1976 RAIDERS (2176)        DWES EG
204) CONSPIRACY 9-4649            83  57  1 STATE OF MIND (1867)       ZUKAL
205) SOLOMON 35-2758             102  70  1 HERO ALLIANCE (1246)       MURSKA
206) ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        103 145  1 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (2199)   CALEAM
207) SCRAG 82-1704                20  22  0 HARDWARE (1981)            DWES EG
208) PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458       93  53  2 FEAR FACTORY (2244)        JURINE
209) DR NUT 24-4254               94  51  2 DP CLONES (1295)           ZORPUNT
210)-SASHA 65-7111                63  67  0 ZOMBIE SQUAD (2362)        DAL SHANG
211) KLAA 10-2531                 55  81  2 DRAGON LORDS (2193)        KOLACT
212) AZMUS 82-4139                51  74  0 MOB TACTICS (2175)         DWES EG
213) DEAD MAN WALKING 42-4512     50  56  0 DUNGEON CELL (1945)        RODEKI
214) SLAKE 82-12993               33  62  0 WORD OF THE DAY (2104)     DWES EG
215) BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798     133 146  2 MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 (2333)  DWES EG
216) GEARFRIED 43-4270            53  39  0 WENSINWASIN (2287)         VEASTIAN
217) TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443       77  21  0 DEVIL ADVOCATES (356)      ARVAT
218) BEES KNEES 3-7340            40  30  1 SPEAKEASY (2355)           OSKSI
219) THE MAILMAN 96-616           41  60  6 STINKY OCCUPATIONS (2346)  OLD VALAMANTIS
220) HERSHEL WILLIAMS 26-4767    106  85  2 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (2321)   CALEAM
221) COYOTE 60-7626              133 139  2 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (2243) ARADI
222) SHARK BAIT 33-7652           78  71  1 SEA DOGS (2239)            NIATOLI ISLAND
223) MINGE THE MARVELOUS 82-44835 34  13  0 HOLE IN THE WALL (2337)    DWES EG
224) TOE PUPPET 18-9544           78  49  0 CENTER FOR OLDS (462)      TALCAMA
225) MARCINKO 97-961             132  86  5 ROGUE WARRIOR (2120)       SHADOW GROVE
226) DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        157  93  5 COLOR ME SUAVE (1674)      RODEKI
227) RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857      65  49  2 SHEWISH BUFFET (2207)      LIN TIRIAN
228) CAL RIPPER JR 82-6799        43  18  0 ORIOLE MADNESS (2376)      DWES EG
229) CARPET BURN 3-5698           79 108  0 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
230) HYDROPONICUS 29-4605         68  72  0 BLUNT FORCE (2161)         LAPUR
231) BEAR FOOT 35-3716            85  53  2 THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
232) STING 22-6863                63  68  1 SERPENTS HOLD (2318)       SOLVEN
233) OPAL RAVIOLI 71-6687         43  45  0 011808F (2247)             KYR'TERR
234) NOREASTER 35-3896           127  48  2 DIRT DEVILS (2285)         MURSKA
235) CHRISTIAN 27-3086            84  61  0 WRATHMEN VII (2166)        POINT
236) DEVIL DOG 41-4479            53  53  1 DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
237) J.J. PARRODOTE 70-5939       62  62  1 LEGENDS OF TKE (1347)      SENTERN
238) BITTER EMPLOYEES 82-37737    57  71  1 WEST PALM COURTS (2180)    DWES EG
239) LANFEAR 60-3433             115  65  1 THE FORSAKEN (1288)        ARADI
240) THE FLYEST 36-7549           51  38  1 STILLMATIC (2324)          JHANS
241) YOSHIMITSU 41-3595          105  68  2 ACTION TOYS (1693)         KATI-TEI
242) ROBERT DUNLAP 41-4378        93 112  0 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (2146)   KATI-TEI
243) ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 63-2885    37  25  0 SHEWISH BUFFET (2291)      AMEN-TEI
244) TUNA SALAD 74-4255           58  37  1 PARKING LOT 4 (2364)       DAYLA KIV
245) SEGAL 14-3779                68  33  0 THE SEALS (2194)           TOBIR
246) DEXTER MORGAN 81-452         77  65  0 DEVIATION (2250)           SHADOWSPIRE
247) DUSKBLOOD PUDDING 15-5150    46  29  2 SHEWISH BUFFET (2314)      MALCORN
248) VILLIAGE IDIOT 14-304       321 405  2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
249) KIMO 70-6089                 68  85  4 FEAR FACTORY IV (2245)     SENTERN
250) WARHEAD 82-13913             85  53  1 PYROMANIA (2251)           DWES EG
251) MONTY PYTHON 22-5939         53  50  2 SERPENTINE INC. (2353)     SOLVEN
252) RIDDLER 61-1856             115  83  1 FEAR FACTORY (2244)        JURINE
253) VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565         48 121  0 MAMMAL MILITIA (2211)      DWES EG
254)-AMANDA 10-3449               39  48  0 GRANDCHILD III (1098)      KOLACT
255) THUNDAR BEAGLE! 14-852      154 436  2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
256) PARTY'S OVER 75-2179         51  38  0 EASTERN HORDE (1786)       JADE MOUNTAIN
257) GAOLER 42-4504               78  94  3 DUNGEON CELL (1945)        RODEKI
258)-DARK HORSE 82-35085          67  59  0 AGAINST ALL ODDS (2300)    DWES EG
259) ELDERLY WOMAN 4-6673         51  56  1 PEARL JAM (2228)           JHELUM
260) NAPOLEON 84-37611            35  40  5 GENERALS (2372)            BLACKSTONE
261) THE SUN 3-6307               43  18  0 BRIGHT (2374)              OSKSI
262)-PETE MOSS 19-4968           100  45  2 FUNKY FOLK (2129)          ZUWAYZA
263) 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130     68  97  3 GWAR (2246)                SENTERN
264) BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614     60  42  0 DRAGONBANE GUILD (2208)    SHADOWSPIRE
265) WILLY T MAC 82-5925          38  66  0 RAPTURE (2261)             DWES EG
266) DARGON 52-4264               51  42  0 DRAGONS GUARD II (2327)    FRATSFA
267)-AULIC 25-3944                42  42  0 UNKNOWN ORIGINS (1545)     LYRATILAN
268) PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842         72  43  1 POKER GREATS (2373)        MORDANT
269) SLAYER 3 10-2530             63  43  1 THE MENTORS (2086)         KOLACT
270) SOFA KNEE 84-30839           42  28  1 INJURY FAIL (2344)         BLACKSTONE
271) VIOLENT FURY 14-303         131 471  1 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
272) CHUPACABRA 10-3827           44  42  1 TERRAPIN STATION (1021)    KOLACT
273) MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113      62  68  0 FEAR FACTORY III (2331)    DWES EG
274) DAVID WAYBUR 84-5954         68  68  1 MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (2340)BLACKSTONE
275) THELONIUS 21-6631            53  42  2 NOMADIC TRIBE (2197)       SUNSET
276) DIRK VLUG 99-1956            82  93  4 MEDALS OF HONOR 2 (2350)   SOUTH RIDGE
277) WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317  75  65  2 SUPERIOR FATHER (2265)     DWES EG
278) BUTCH 70-6657                49  44  2 REJECTS (2293)             SENTERN
279) DORIE MILLER 3-6683         123 106  2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
280) RETROVIRUS 70-6086           89  62  0 FEAR FACTORY IV (2245)     SENTERN
281) HOFFA 49-3185               169 290  0 STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
282) IRONIC TWIST 65-7198         69  35  2 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (2375)   DAL SHANG
283) MISCHIEVOUS IMP 36-1504      31  22  2 FRIEND OR FOE (2323)       JHANS
284) ZAKAU 5-4623                 93 104  0 JOHNS (1671)               KALTOS
285) WHAT? 24-4991                48  43  2 TRIBE (2320)               ZORPUNT
286) BEER GOGGLES 33-6819         96 150  1 JOYS OF BOOZE (2238)       NIATOLI ISLAND
287) FALLSWORTH 33-2427           38  52  0 OBSIDIAN HALL (2202)       NIATOLI ISLAND
288) DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718         101 144  1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
289) OOO OOO OOO 46-4281          29  19  0 YOU DON'T SAY! (2359)      ARDIVENT
290) FEAR 82-10416                69  90  2 4-LETTER ANXIETY (2332)    DWES EG
291) DR FUGLY 61-3477             28  14  0 071406W (2360)             JURINE
292) THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104        61  57  0 THE MOTHERSHIP AH (2268)   ARADI
293) INCISOR 9-5185              123 126  1 FANGS (2311)               ZUKAL
294)-BEAST MODE 4-6772            32  20  0 DEVIATION (2356)           JHELUM

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
295) DMITRI 3-2461                95  86  2 KARAMATZOV BROS (2307)     OSKSI
296) MOVING IN STEREO 84-26623    33  20  0 DEVIATION XXXI (2370)      BLACKSTONE
297) SCREAMING VOMIT 11-4209      47  51  2 WAY TOO MUCH BEER (1319)   ARUAK CITY
298) BIKINI LINE 25-4545          60  71  0 SUPERIOR FORCES (2263)     LYRATILAN
299) NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273       59  77  4 FEAR FACTORY (2244)        JURINE
300) FAT PANTS 82-39862           51  54  1 HAPPY HOLIDAYS (2335)      DWES EG
301) KALDOR 56-2134               58  54  1 THE ALLIANCE (588)         ROCANIS
302) GOLDILOCKS 69-6564           67  59  0 THE BEARS II (1480)        CIMMERIAC
303) GINNY'S SECRET 11-6295       45  40  1 WAR-C-KERS (2357)          ARUAK CITY
304) LEO POWERS 43-4599           89 124  0 MEDAL OF HONOR F1 (2148)   VEASTIAN
305) CALIS 56-3426                61  85  0 MEN OF STEEL (2205)        ROCANIS
306) STARGRITS 28-3714            41  33  1 UGLY URBAN ORCS (2282)     MORYA
307) ARGINASE 16-4137             34  53  2 ENZYMES (2260)             WILLAF
308) GORTEK 60-5619               64  67  0 DWARVEN HEROES (2267)      ARADI
309) MAKTOR 66-3115               69  87  0 BOMB SQUAD (2329)          TARRGIR
310) VAMPIRE SQUID 35-4115        39  40  0 SEA DOGS (2203)            MURSKA
311) SHOCK TOP 13-5510            36  49  1 MMM BEER! (2313)           DULLENS
312) CHIMPANZEE 82-12985          47  75  0 ANIMAL CRACKERS (2262)     DWES EG
313) UNCLE FEISTY 82-55652        67  78  0 040908F (2022)             DWES EG
314) LUCKY BROWN SEVENS 84-16737  41  52  0 DEVIATION BROWN (2341)     BLACKSTONE
315) UNGNOME SOLDIER 32-5933      27  35  1 SECRET SQUIRRELS (2322)    ARVAT
316) WHIRLING INSELBERG 3-6924    34  79  0 IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)    OSKSI
317) I-10 82-5256                 49  46  0 TRIP TO TEMPE (2330)       DWES EG
318) MUDVAYNE 61-3039             46  71  0 FEAR FACTORY (2244)        JURINE
319) THOMAS WIGLE 63-2777         46  40  3 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (2328)   AMEN-TEI
320) KINGPIN 84-32807             41  53  0 BUSINESS CLASS (2345)      BLACKSTONE
321) BLOWS 82-40784               50  40  2 4 LETTER WEATHER (2336)    DWES EG
322) LUCIAN ADAMS 84-28187        86  21  1 MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 (2343)  BLACKSTONE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DICKY V GOES POSTAL was devastated by KHYRON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
GRIM REAVER slimly lost to MENDELSSOHN in a popular 6 minute gruesome Challenge match.
MARCIANO viciously subdued MAGIC JOHNSON in a popular 16 minute Challenge contest.
CHANGELING subdued SID in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome Challenge competition.
COBRA overpowered JAKARI DRAGON LORD in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
JACK DANIELS savagely defeated CARNIVOROUS SLOTH in a 29 minute Challenge melee.
MILLER KNIGHT lost to MOTHER BEAR in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel.
ENTER SANDMAN outwaited ROCKWELL in a popular 12 minute Challenge duel.
ROSE was defeated by BLESSING in a action packed 4 minute gory Challenge match.
HST overpowered SONIC in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody one-sided Challenge match.
WALL PAPER HANGER devastated DOMINION in a 8 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
DEFIANCE handily defeated HOUSE MOUSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
DREAD viciously subdued FUNNY BUNNY in a action packed 3 minute brutal Challenge duel.
WIMPY was viciously subdued by KHARMA in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge brawl.
WOLVERINE was savagely defeated by EIGHTH MATE in a exciting 4 minute Challenge match.
JUMPINJACK FLASH was beaten by ISSUS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge fight.
AXE MURDERER viciously subdued SWIFT in a popular 7 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
BIONIC BUFFALO savagely defeated GROGGY DOGGY in a 5 minute Challenge bout.
LORD TAYLOR handily defeated SMUG BUG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
RAMPAGE was savagely defeated by KHRISTOPHER in a popular 4 minute Challenge fight.
DAYDREAM BELIEVER narrowly defeated DECK SWAB in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
BILBO BAGGINNI overpowered KOOKABURRA in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
ED 209 was viciously subdued by TONY SIRAGUSA in a popular 4 minute Challenge fray.
NOREASTER overpowered THUNDAR BEAGLE! in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
HUGH KASSLE was overpowered by CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TRUST BUSTER 1 overpowered BEES KNEES in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP was savagely defeated by HOFFA in a popular 3 minute Challenge bout.
YOSHIMITSU demolished WHAT? in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge contest.
SLAKE was devastated by HARRY THE AXE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
NEIL LEGGSTRONG overpowered VILLIAGE IDIOT in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
SEGAL was demolished by BITTER EMPLOYEES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
LANFEAR overpowered MAYLA TYL CRENA in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
FIRST BORN handily defeated WILLY LIV in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BEAR FOOT slimly won victory over KIMO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge duel.
KHITAI overcame SNOW PEA in a 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.
GOLDILOCKS narrowly defeated CALIS in a exciting 6 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
GINNY'S SECRET was overcome by FEAR in a exciting 1 minute Challenge conflict.
BOBS AND DOGS savagely defeated TERMINUS in a exciting 15 minute gory Title fight.
TOM THUMB viciously subdued SIKAMIKANICO in a popular 18 minute gruesome bout.
FURIOUS BEAR was savagely defeated by MASKED INTRUDER in a 97 minute competition.
BOB ETERNAL demolished STANLEY'S CUP in a exciting 3 minute one-sided conflict.
RABID-GERBIL savagely defeated EXPLICIT in a popular 15 minute bloody fight.
DARK GUARDIAN viciously subdued SKITZOID SNOOPY in a exciting 14 minute conflict.
AMBULANCE CHASER demolished NO SALARY CAP in a popular 3 minute mismatched battle.
DIRTY ZEALOT viciously subdued FIREDRAKE in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
CALAVERA viciously subdued FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
BART WELLENS viciously subdued MA BEAR in a popular 14 minute bloody fight.
SHARP handily defeated STONE GOLEM in a exciting 3 minute gory one-sided contest.
SCARY MARY was viciously subdued by JAKE THE DOG in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
HAM BURGLAR was handily defeated by PEACE in a 2 minute gory mismatched bout.
VERTIGO was overpowered by DEE DEE in a action packed 4 minute one-sided brawl.
OTIS was overpowered by JAMES FLETCHER in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
ROYAL PRETENDER viciously subdued JUNKYARD DOG in a exciting 6 minute brutal duel.
SUPER SENIOR was savagely defeated by BELIAL in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
THE PERFECT DRUG devastated BROKEN ARROW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
DONNA beat LOWLY WORM in a popular 1 minute gory match.
HATHOR defeated MANDRAKE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
GOSSAMER vanquished A BALCONY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal one-sided struggle.
PEPP demolished SLAYER II in a exciting 2 minute gory mismatched duel.
MALICE was defeated by SCREAMING EAGLE in a action packed 1 minute brutal duel.
MISTY BLUE was handily defeated by FANG in a action packed 3 minute one-sided melee.
VIOLATOR was overpowered by YANKEE in a exciting 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
SURFER ROSA was handily defeated by FIBULARIS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
SHEWISH WHALER devastated ETERNAL D.J. in a exciting 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
WATER MOCCASIN was savagely defeated by MR. GHERKIN in a popular 6 minute brutal fray.
WEBBED BEAUS slimly lost to CLARISA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory match.
POLYNIKES demolished S. MARY ROSE in a action packed 3 minute uneven bout.
TOM COLLINS savagely defeated DAMEON in a action packed 6 minute brutal duel.
KAIDEN slimly won victory over ALIEN NATION in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal bout.
ZIPPY was viciously subdued by MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! in a popular 4 minute gory battle.
NEPTUNE savagely defeated PERSEUS in a action packed 3 minute gory competition.
NORAF overpowered DEAD MAN WALKING in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
JAMES DOOLITTLE overpowered PTI in a action packed 1 minute bloody one-sided contest.
ET was vanquished by PINK MINK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory uneven fight.
MOHNSOON MAYHEM was savagely defeated by SNAKE OIL SALESMAN in a 2 minute competition.
ROY BENAVIDEZ vanquished MORTIFICATION in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
FOXY LADY won victory over SIRTON in a exciting 1 minute competition.
TORRI was subdued by HEMLOCK in a popular 4 minute gruesome duel.
ABSOLUTION viciously subdued PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL in a popular 3 minute bloody fray.
STINGRAY handily defeated WILLOW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
#NULL devastated DRUNK DENNIS in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
PHANTASMAL overpowered MAKTOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
MEAT handily defeated RETROVIRUS in a action packed 2 minute uneven competition.
PAUL WIEDORFER overpowered SERIAL MURDERER in a popular 2 minute one-sided duel.
WILHELM SCREAM was demolished by DRINK HARD in a 4 minute uneven contest.
MANUEL PEREZ was vanquished by DRASTIC MEASURES in a 1 minute uneven fray.
THREE BLIND WEISS savagely defeated VIOLENT FURY in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
PSYCOSIS overpowered LUCKY BROWN SEVENS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE BLACK FOX viciously subdued CHARLIE PATTON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory fray.
TUSCAN FLAME demolished KLAA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
NECROMANCER devastated PUNGENT STENCH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
VIGO demolished HERSHEL WILLIAMS in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided contest.
CADILLAC DUARDO subdued SHOCK TOP in a action packed 2 minute conflict.
NEO LIGHTNING devastated NINE INCH NAIL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
FRAIL WHALE subdued BOLD MR. WASABI in a action packed 4 minute brutal duel.
POSTAL WORKER was savagely defeated by DAY TURNER in a 2 minute brutal bout.
ARIES overpowered ELDERLY WOMAN in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
NO QUAM HERE devastated DEATH BY NPC in a exciting 1 minute one-sided battle.
TWILIGHT ZONE handily defeated CONSPIRACY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided melee.
SHOTGUN GANDHI overpowered IPECAC in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MARKUS devastated TOE PUPPET in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
CARTMAN vanquished DARGON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided conflict.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES demolished DUSKBLOOD PUDDING in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
TRIFFID devastated AZAGHAL in a action packed 3 minute bloody one-sided match.
COYOTE lost to WAY OF THE WICKED in a exciting 1 minute competition.
RIDDLER slimly won victory over BIKINI LINE in a popular 9 minute gory bout.
THE LIMELIGHT was viciously subdued by LEMASE WITH GUN in a 3 minute conflict.
MUDVAYNE was narrowly defeated by MONTY PYTHON in a action packed 2 minute contest.
DR FUGLY was handily defeated by BALLIOL BLACKMOON in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
GORDIAN handily defeated I-10 in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
THOMAS WIGLE was overpowered by UNCLE FEISTY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE was vanquished by BILLY MITCHELL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
IRONIC TWIST was demolished by SOLOMON in a exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven bout.
GORTEK was demolished by STING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
KALDOR was overpowered by TUNA SALAD in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided conflict.
ASHEN SHUGAR handily defeated DORIE MILLER in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
DUKE OF DOOM overcame ZAKAU in a exciting 3 minute brawl.
J.J. PARRODOTE was savagely defeated by DOMINATION in a exciting 4 minute match.
3 FISTED RAT BOY was subdued by CHRISTIAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
BUTCH was handily defeated by ARTHUR BEYER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
OPAL RAVIOLI overpowered PHIL HELLMUTH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided bout.
OOO OOO OOO outlasted UNGNOME SOLDIER in a crowd pleasing 8 minute bout.
LEO POWERS was overcome by SCREAMING VOMIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
THOMAS FOWLER demolished THE FLYEST in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
GEARFRIED subdued WILLY T MAC in a popular 1 minute bout.
GAOLER was viciously subdued by PARTY'S OVER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
DELAWARE RUN overpowered CARPET BURN in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
DEVIL DOG beat DMITRI in a popular 1 minute brutal match.
ROBERT DUNLAP overpowered STARGRITS in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
DESPERADO slimly won victory over LUCIAN ADAMS in a action packed 3 minute conflict.
RED DAWG overpowered STRONG BAD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RALTUMAN OMELET handily defeated VIOLENT VOLE in a exciting 4 minute mismatched match.
DEXTER MORGAN viciously subdued ARGINASE in a popular 5 minute gruesome duel.
SCRAG bested AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 1 minute match.
ETHER viciously subdued MARCINKO in a exciting 3 minute gory competition.
WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE was luckily beaten by SKIDMARK BUG in a popular 1 minute brawl.
VAMPIRE SQUID was overcome by HYDROPONICUS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute contest.
AZMUS savagely defeated MINGE THE MARVELOUS in a exciting 5 minute brutal conflict.
SHARK BAIT was narrowly defeated by FURIOUS GORGE in a exciting 3 minute conflict.
CAL RIPPER JR was devastated by WILLIE BROWN in a popular 1 minute mismatched fight.
CHIMPANZEE was overpowered by THE LADY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven brawl.
BEER GOGGLES was devastated by OOPS SWEATER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
WARHEAD was savagely defeated by WYNETT in a popular 3 minute bloody conflict.
EDDIE RICKENBACKER handily defeated NAPOLEON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FALLSWORTH was vanquished by SUICIDE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
FRANKLINS TOWER was devastated by THE CREEPER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FAT PANTS was overpowered by CECIL BOLTON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute uneven match.
BLOWS was overpowered by THE SUN in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched contest.
ASHAR demolished WHIRLING INSELBERG in a popular 1 minute gruesome mismatched melee.
DAVID WAYBUR savagely defeated MOVING IN STEREO in a exciting 3 minute conflict.
CANNIBAL COOK defeated CHUPACABRA in a action packed 1 minute fight.
SOFA KNEE savagely defeated DIRK VLUG in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory struggle.
KINGPIN slimly lost to THE MAILMAN in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
DR NUT viciously subdued SLAYER 3 in a action packed 2 minute gruesome match.
THELONIUS devastated INCISOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                     104         BASHING ATTACK    35 -  21 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  87         PARRY-STRIKE      47 -  36 -  1      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   28         SLASHING ATTACK  105 -  81 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 21         LUNGING ATTACK   421 - 382 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     21         AIMED BLOW       528 - 491 -  2      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         WALL OF STEEL    141 - 152 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   10         PARRY-RIPOSTE     40 -  46 -  0      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         TOTAL PARRY       50 -  66 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     9         PARRY-LUNGE       66 - 108 -  0      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         STRIKING ATTACK   37 -  64 -  0      37  |

Turn 692 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  3     LUNGING ATTACK    41 - 46         %10  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  9     TOTAL PARRY        5 -  6         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
AIMED BLOW        57 - 47     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  4     
WALL OF STEEL     15 - 13     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  6     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  5     PARRY-LUNGE        7 - 14     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   RANK WARRIOR                     W   L  K TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW         1) BOBS AND DOGS 82--9551    118  64  0 SOFT DRINKS (1920)
PARRY-RIPOSTE     11) SIKAMIKANICO 7-2681       127  99  9 DANGEROUS PUPPETS (504)
LUNGING ATTACK    15) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894        404 173  2 MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)
WALL OF STEEL     34) THE PERFECT DRUG 3-6943    96  61  0 IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)
STRIKING ATTACK   44) WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885 170 149  7 THE BEARS (1975)
PARRY-STRIKE      45) DOMINION 22-5043          101 106  0 ZOMBIE SQUAD III (2006)
SLASHING ATTACK   49) JAMES FLETCHER 11-3810    128  99  1 WAY TOO MUCH BEER (1319)
BASHING ATTACK    77) HOUSE MOUSE 55-221        246 365  3 RHYME TYME (587)
PARRY-LUNGE       83) BROKEN ARROW 71-2277      105  73  2 THE CODA (1660)
TOTAL PARRY      108) NEPTUNE 38-2780            96  87  0 SOUL WARRIORS (648)

The overall popularity leader is FURIOUS BEAR 37-762.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was UNGNOME SOLDIER 32-5933.  The ten other most popular fighters were BART 
WELLENS 11-4848, MA BEAR 48-2205, EXPLICIT 82-2474, CALIS 56-3426, DARK GUARDIAN 
10-2212, RABID-GERBIL 68-6931, MAGIC JOHNSON 4-5904, ENTER SANDMAN 40-3748, ROCKWELL 
7-5003, and SKITZOID SNOOPY 41-2146.

The least popular fighter this week was FURIOUS BEAR 37-762.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257, STRONG BAD 9-5140, GORTEK 60-5619, 
THOMAS WIGLE 63-2777, DUSKBLOOD PUDDING 15-5150, IPECAC 45-3625, SMUG BUG 55-2900, 
INCISOR 9-5185, CHUPACABRA 10-3827, and WHIRLING INSELBERG 3-6924.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          3  5 0  
NIANIA(2)            3  1 0  POINT(27)            2  0 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             4  9 0  MORYA(28)            0  2 0  ARADI(60)            2  4 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  4 0  LAPUR(29)            4  0 0  JURINE(61)           1  5 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  2 0  IAYE(30)             3  3 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            4  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  3 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  6 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           6  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         4  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             4  5 0  JHANS(36)            3  3 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  5 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         0  1 0  SENTERN(70)          1  5 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       6  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        3  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  1 0  ZENSU(40)            2  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         5  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        4  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  5 0  RODEKI(42)           1  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    3  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         2  1 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         1  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  2 0  KRILL(44)            1  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       2  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          4  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         2  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  DWES EG(82)         24 20 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  CAER(48)             1  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       6  6 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   3  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           2  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  3 0  
TI(23)               1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          2  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  2 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          2  2 0  KHALHUMS(53)         0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  2 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  KHALANI(55)          2  5 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
109) TONY SIRAGUSA 1-7882        88  59  0  BETTER OFF DEAD (2136)     MORDANT
104) DRASTIC MEASURES 2-4537     99  64  1  DEVIATION (2042)           NIANIA
 34) THE PERFECT DRUG 3-6943     96  61  0  IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)    OSKSI
  6) STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443        96  61  0  RAT MEN (1980)             JHELUM
128) ED 209 5-3955               99 111  4  TECHNOLOGY (1181)          KALTOS
 67) MR. GHERKIN 6-6385          82  47  0  071406AD (2002)            TRANSEL
 11) SIKAMIKANICO 7-2681        127  99  9  DANGEROUS PUPPETS (504)    BONSUR
 48) DEE DEE 8-384              153  64  2  WILD THINGS 2 (2130)       ARKERS
 15) MENDELSSOHN 9-2894         404 173  2  MEPHISTO'S WALTZ (636)     ZUKAL
  2) DARK GUARDIAN 10-2212      173 112  2  THE BEARS (1977)           KOLACT
 21) BART WELLENS 11-4848       116  67  0  INQUISITION GC 03 (1902)   ARUAK CITY
 30) SID 12-3449                142 121  1  VICIOUS VANDALS (1320)     RIZTAB
 93) JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143    60  54  0  PERFECTION QUEST 13 (1940) DULLENS
189) WILLOW 14-4754              34  30  0  ZOMBIE SQUAD (2138)        TOBIR
199) NEIL LEGGSTRONG 15-2990    139  69  0  BORN OF VENGEANCE (890)    MALCORN
 52) VERTIGO 16-5544             86  64  0  DRAGON'S GUARD (2050)      WILLAF
144) NEO LIGHTNING 17-5112       53  56  1  EASTERN HORDE (1399)       ALJAFIR
 71) SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272      93  64  2  SEA DOGS (1782)            TALCAMA
 28) CHANGELING 19-2164         161 155  4  FUNKY FOLK (2129)          ZUWAYZA
 73) KHARMA 20-3112              90  73  0  WRATHMEN (2164)            SEAM
201) SUICIDE 21-4832             56  43  1  APPLE CIDER (2091)         SUNSET
 45) DOMINION 22-5043           101 106  0  ZOMBIE SQUAD III (2006)    SOLVEN
 78) YANKEE 23-2869              89  92  5  IVO'S ARMY (892)           TI
143) PAUL WIEDORFER 24-4876     137  44  1  MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (2319)   ZORPUNT
 86) ISSUS 25-1745               78  35  1  PAWN OF PROPHECY (2227)    LYRATILAN
206) ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648       103 145  1  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (2199)   CALEAM
110) KHRISTOPHER 27-3567         99  51  1  WRATHMEN (2167)            POINT
 24) GRIM REAVER 28-1356        278 144  6  THE BEARS (1974)           MORYA
 26) COBRA 29-4355              141  79  1  DEATH THREAT (1841)        LAPUR
 56) FIREDRAKE 30-2070          114 112  3  STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
 66) DREAD 32-4666              122  48  0  ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
117) DAMEON 33-1921             116  97  2  DEMONSPAWN (520)           NIATOLI ISLAND
 10) TOM THUMB 35-3791          175  79  1  THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
 36) DONNA 36-5966              162  85  4  BABES (1428)               JHANS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  9) FURIOUS BEAR 37-762        423 131 10  THE BEARS (844)            SIBIKHAS
  3) BOB ETERNAL 38-4460        166  48  2  SANDS OF TIME (1362)       CLIFFHOME
 33) ENTER SANDMAN 40-3748      128  95  2  HELL'S BEARS (1978)        ZENSU
 27) SKITZOID SNOOPY 41-2146     66  48  0  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1877)      KATI-TEI
213) DEAD MAN WALKING 42-4512    50  56  0  DUNGEON CELL (1945)        RODEKI
202) THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472      134 110  0  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (2147)   VEASTIAN
  4) MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257    108  91  0  DEVIATION (479)            KRILL
159) IPECAC 45-3625             116 112  0  EMETICS (2204)             STORMCROWE
 85) MALICE 46-2336              95  51  1  SERPENT'S HOLD (1879)      ARDIVENT
188) WILHELM SCREAM 47-7162      61  37  1  OTTODROME TW (2325)        NORTH FORK
 35) MA BEAR 48-2205            187 145  1  THE BEARS (177)            CAER
281) HOFFA 49-3185              169 290  0  STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
 17) JACK DANIELS 51-3084       196 110  4  BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
129) THE BLACK FOX 52-1169       89  71  3  IRON CATHEDRAL (2185)      FRATSFA
 72) WATER MOCCASIN 53-3265     153 140  1  MINISTRY (977)             KHALHUMS
 68) FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862        255 277  2  RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 23) CARNIVOROUS SLOTH 56-1073  179  99  5  PITT GLADIATORS (578)      ROCANIS
 43) HATHOR 57-3998             128  93  5  COWS ON THE WALL (2033)    ANDOR
 79) MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! 60-8618  107  73  1  SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950 ARADI
153) MORTIFICATION 61-2333       86  76  4  FEAR FACTORY (2244)        JURINE
194) GORDIAN 63-2104            121 106  0  WHY KNOT (2290)            AMEN-TEI
282) IRONIC TWIST 65-7198        69  35  2  THE MOTHERSHIP CE (2375)   DAL SHANG
309) MAKTOR 66-3115              69  87  0  BOMB SQUAD (2329)          TARRGIR
  5) RABID-GERBIL 68-6931       226 120  0  THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD
123) ARIES 69-4434               66  78  0  DEADLY RAGE (867)          CIMMERIAC
124) PSYCOSIS 70-249            101  66  2  THE RAZOR'S EDGE (814)     SENTERN
 83) BROKEN ARROW 71-2277       105  73  2  THE CODA (1660)            KYR'TERR
171) PERSEUS 72-1612             91  76  2  DEADLY RAGE II (2248)      DRAGONHEAD
 16) SHARP 74-2739              226 100  1  CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
 32) AMBULANCE CHASER 75-1219   123  60  4  FIERCE (2131)              JADE MOUNTAIN
 25) JAKE THE DOG 76-1694       138  70  5  ADVENTURE TIME (2000)      SIMTAKKA
125) ET 77-714                   54  81  2  $$$$$ (878)                MAZGOURRAH
 51) HST 78-1738                230 148  2  PRESIDENTS (1502)          LIN TIRIAN
178) AZAGHAL 81-1223             74  49  1  DRAGONBANE GUILD (2208)    SHADOWSPIRE
  1) BOBS AND DOGS 82--9551     118  64  0  SOFT DRINKS (1920)         DWES EG
 39) PEPP 84-27296               60  16  0  4-LETTER PIZZA (2217)      BLACKSTONE
  8) MARCIANO 96-1446           139  99  6  THE CREAM 3 (1818)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 12) TERMINUS 97-484            190 101  7  BUFFON (1976)              SHADOW GROVE
 46) FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809  100  77  5  COLLEGE RADIO (1681)       SYVYN'S HILL
 59) HAM BURGLAR 99-1620        123  77  4  DUNGEON CELL S08C (2123)   SOUTH RIDGE