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Date   : 03/29/2017    Duedate: 04/11/2017

PRIMUS ARENA

DM 102    TURN 709

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DIRT DEVILS 35/2285 3202 1211  52 72.6      THE FIRST REVENGER 18/2187
    DO IT AGAIN 11/1870                       6 PITT GLADIAT 56/578 1429 1219  11 54.0
    MIDDLE ITALY 9/2229                       7 P'D OFF 4/2276      3118 2686  36 53.7
    IN THE JUNGLE 35/1865                       WORDS VII 84/2408
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1907                      HYBRIDS II 53/1448
    BORN OF VENGEANCE 15/890                    MARKET CRASH 82/2406
  2 THE CODA 71/1660     388  238   1 62.0      4-LETTER PIZZA 84/2217
    DEMON LORE 68/1656                          HAPPY HOLIDAYS 82/2335
    WAR-C-KERS 11/2357                          FAILED MUSICALS 82/2402
    ACTION TOYS 41/1693                         4 LETTER WEATHER 82/2336
    THE FORSAKEN 60/1288                        4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/2332
  3 BALL 82/1973        4403 3159  33 58.2      MY FAVORITE ANIMAL 82/2404
    BABES 36/1428                             8 SUPERIOR FOR 29/549 1009  921  15 52.3
    CORPS 74/1496                               SUPERIOR FATHER 82/2265
    BUFFON 97/1976                              SUPERIOR FORCES 25/2263
    FIERCE 75/2131                              SUPERIOR FORCES II 60/1037
    RAT MEN 4/1980                              SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 60/1950
    BOY O'S 51/1553                           9 DRUNKEN TOA 19/1714  137  131   1 51.1
    THE BEARS 7/673                          10 TEAM W 98/2159       550  529  11 51.0
    VEGGIES 33/1983                             ALCHEMY 18/1903
    DISASTER 24/2141                            TECHNOLOGY 5/1181
    HARDWARE 82/1981                            OLD SCHOOL 41/2393
    THE BEARS 35/843                            HOMESTAR & CO 9/2310
    THE BEARS 37/844                            UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/183
    THE BEARS 43/200                            JUNKYARD WARS 98/1667
    THE BEARS 48/177                         11 WRATHMEN 20/2164     152  148   1 50.7
    THE BEARS 10/1977                           WRATHMEN 27/2167
    THE BEARS 28/1974                           WRATHMEN 36/2391
    THE BEARS 68/1975                           24 HOURS OF DOOM 46/2172
    THE BEARS 69/1477                           GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/2413
    THE SEALS 14/2194                        12 JOHNS 5/1671        1708 1679   6 50.4
    FUNKY FOLK 19/2129                          HABIT 78/2249
    PRESIDENTS 78/1502                          STORIES 49/1444
    SHADY LADIES 36/522                         WHY KNOT 63/2290
    THE CREAM 3 96/1818                         UNDER DURESS 64/1809
    DEATH THREAT 29/1841                        VIOLENT FEMS 35/1875
    HELL'S BEARS 40/1978                        BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/2243
    THE BEARS II 69/1480                     13 FANGS 9/2311        1766 1766   0 50.0
    WILD THINGS 2 8/2130                        MUSCLE MEN 4 82/2111
  4 TRIBAL COUNCI 4/343 2392 1770  14 57.5      LEGENDS OF TKE 70/1347
    GATES OF FIRE 74/2011                       MAMMAL MILITIA 82/2211
  5 042909A 2/2001      4308 3516  50 55.1      FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/731
    011808F 71/2247                             MEDAL OF HONOR V 82/2214
    011808O 82/1995                             OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/1796
    071406AD 6/2002                             MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/2056
    071406W 61/2360                             MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/2147
    SAM'S TOYS 2/2380                           MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/2198
    WASTELAND II 7/635                          MEDAL OF HONOR F1 43/2148
    YOU DON'T SAY! 46/2359                      MEDAL OF HONOR F7 26/2321
    IRATE FORMATIONS 3/1934                     MEDAL OF HONOR G1 40/2145
    ADVENTURE TIME 2 40/2392                    MEDAL OF HONOR H3 41/2146
    HOLE IN THE WALL 82/2337                    MEDAL OF HONOR J3 63/2328
    DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1968                   MEDAL OF HONOR J4 24/2319

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    MUFFINS TO DIE FOR 97/2410                  MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/2199
    MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 84/2343                  SPEAKEASY 3/2355
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/1961                  BOOMERISMS 96/1967
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 82/2333                  COOL DORKS 84/2024
    MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II 84/2340                FASCINATION 11/2274
 14 LADIES 82/2212       285  287   0 49.8      HYBORIAN WAR 97/2371
    GENERALS 84/2372                            CONSANGUINEOUS 8/2004
    THE ALLIANCE 56/588                         FRIEND OR FOE 36/2323
    THE RAZOR'S EDGE 70/814                     PERFECTION QUEST 13 13/1940
 15 RHYME TYME 55/587   1567 1599   9 49.5   21 SEA DOGS 18/1782    1057 1287  14 45.1
    WE WANT RAISES 75/922                       SEA DOGS 33/2239
    SCARRY BEASTIES 74/958                      SEA DOGS 35/2203
    GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/2144                  DUNGEON CELL 42/1945
 16 ENZYMES 16/2260     1114 1193  10 48.3      SHEWISH BUFFET 15/2314
    RAPTURE 82/2261                             SHEWISH BUFFET 61/2361
    CENSORED 82/1508                            SHEWISH BUFFET 63/2291
    ENVENOMED 82/2099                           SHEWISH BUFFET 78/2207
    I AM SUCK 82/1762                           DUNGEON CELL 48 84/2116
    APPLE CIDER 21/2091                         DUNGEON CELL 97 82/2182
    INCANTATION 18/2089                         DUNGEON CELL S08C 99/2123
    MOB TACTICS 82/2175                      22 STEEL BLADES 30/933  289  364   4 44.3
    1976 RAIDERS 82/2176                        DEMONIC FURY 44/2038
    THIRSTY THUGS 9/1668                     23 BRIGHT 3/2374        682  889   2 43.4
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/2120                       TEAM FLOYD 38/1298
    THIRSTY THUGS 10/1023                       POKER GREATS 1/2373
    TRIP TO TEMPE 82/2330                       ORIOLE MADNESS 82/2376
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/2085                       SERPENTINE INC. 22/2353
    ITS JUST WRONG 82/2098                      GET OUTTA MY WAY 18/2028
    ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/2262                     MUSIC TO KILL BY 96/1740
    VICIOUS VANDALS 12/1320                     TERRAPIN STATION 10/1021
    WORD OF THE DAY 82/2104                     THE MOTHERSHIP 3 60/1258
    LIFE'S TOO SHORT 82/2102                    ARCANE GREATS FTF 96/2162
    THINGS THAT SUCK 82/2107                    THE MOTHERSHIP CE 65/2375
    WAY TOO MUCH BEER 11/1319                24 DEMONSPAWN 33/520    150  211   0 41.6
    BLOOD IN, BLOOD OUT 84/2409                 DRAGON LORDS 10/2193
 17-KNIGHTS OF  56/1077   76   88   2 46.3      ARMED MANIACS 17/2195
    SPNSH INQUISITION 2/554                     STINKY OCCUPATIONS 96/2346
    SPNSH INQUISITION 62/595                 25 CENTER FOR O 18/462   71  102   1 41.0
 18 MMM BEER 35/2077     792  922   0 46.2      COLOR ME SUAVE 42/1674
    MMM BEER! 13/2313                        26 EMETICS 45/2204       58   84   0 40.8
    MMMM BEER! 13/2088                          BUMS 'R' US 60/2397
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 43/2306                        JOYS OF BOOZE 33/2238
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 65/2362                     27 $$$$$ 77/878         220  323   1 40.5
    PARKING LOT 3 25/2280                       IVO'S ARMY 23/892
    PARKING LOT 4 74/2364                       CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/925
    SERPENTS HOLD 22/2318                    28-KAOS 82/1918         147  218   0 40.3
    SERPENTS HOLD 36/2095                       ANCIENT LORDS 82/1917
    DRAGON'S GUARD 16/2050                      MURDEROUS FROGS 3 98/2349
    SERPENT'S HOLD 46/1879                   29 BLOODRIGHT 11/2308    77  118   0 39.5
    SERPENTS HOLD 2 9/2192                      OBSIDIAN HALL 33/2202
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 17/2234                      IRON CATHEDRAL 52/2185
    KILLER DISEASES 84/2342                     KARAMATZOV BROS 3/2307
    DRAGONS GUARD II 52/2327                 30 GWAR 70/2246         205  371   2 35.6
    ZOMBIE SQUAD III 22/2006                    GWAR 77/2294
    CELESTIAL KNIGHTS 68/1951                   DEADLY RAGE 69/867
    ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/2412                  FEAR FACTORY 61/2244
 19 NOTORIOUS 32/357     121  143   1 45.8      FEAR FACTORY IV 70/2245
    EASTERN HORDE 12/1389                       FEAR FACTORY III 82/2331
    EASTERN HORDE 17/1399                    31 ELVENDEN 69/1311      22   43   0 33.8
    EASTERN HORDE 33/2389                    32 BIG BAD 7/2309       283  624  20 31.2
    EASTERN HORDE 55/1253                       SHEPHERDS 18/1292
    EASTERN HORDE 75/1786                       PALINDROMES 73/2363
    EASTERN HORDE 82/1505                       ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/2312

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
 20 F/X 33/2390          974 1158  18 45.7      FOUND IN THE SAND 73/1516
    GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/2061                INJURY FAIL 84/2344
 33 TRIBE 24/2320        157  383   1 29.1      THE 27 CLUB 46/2394
    ILLMATIC 11/2385                            MEN OF STEEL 56/2205
    PEARL JAM 4/2228                            BLACK AND BLUES 6/2383
    BOMB SQUAD 61/2398                          BUSINESS CLASS 84/2345
    BOMB SQUAD 66/2329                          BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/2386
    STILLMATIC 36/2324                       34 GENETIC MISHA 14/32  534 1480   3 26.5
    DELTA BLUES 30/2201

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  Practice pays for FALLSWORTH, who pummelled 
DECK SWAB, to pocket 170 points.  DECK SWAB certainly had a baffled expression on his 
face, after losing to FALLSWORTH and losing 168 points in the process!  BURRITO 
MUSSOLINI found out that PRIMUS isn't a democracy.  You've gotta be the best to be 
Duelmaster here!  So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and 
challenging dead trees?  Someone's got a basic problem...   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Perhaps the warriors of ANGELS OF PAIN 
should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  Like a pup with 
its tail between its legs, SHEPHERDS scurried away from ANGELS OF PAIN.  Oh, the 
shame!  If challenges were horses, MILLER KNIGHT could open up a fast food joint!  
Call 'im brash!  Call 'im brassy!  Call 'im brave!  Call 'im sassy!  DEAD MAN WALKING 
will face PINK MINK, up by 34.  Aaaah, just call 'im dead meat.  If DEAD MAN WALKING 
had won victory over PINK MINK, he'd be a hero, but since he lost we just laugh at 
him.  Tough break.  VERTIGO found himself challenged by a warrior 22 below:  
CONSORTIUM DORK.  CONSORTIUM DORK of COOL DORKS kept his wits as he was bested by 
VERTIGO.  Mismatched by 12 points, POSTAL WORKER was overcame by YOSHIMITSU.  Is this 
really worth noting?  I thought YOSHIMITSU showed great skill and promise when he 
beat POSTAL WORKER.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Do not think spyreporting in PRIMUS is the highlight of my life.  As the seasons 
change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave 
this place.  Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for PRIMUS?  
On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

PRIMUS GUARDIANS                   W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  1) RABID-GERBIL 68-6931        238 125  0 THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD

THE TOWER GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  2)-JACK DANIELS 51-3084        210 112  4 BOY O'S (1553)             TRICORUS
  3) BURRITO MUSSOLINI 53-4200   155  93  1 HYBRIDS II (1448)          KHALHUMS
  4)-TERMINUS 97-484             202 105  7 BUFFON (1976)              SHADOW GROVE
  5)-STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443        107  66  0 RAT MEN (1980)             JHELUM
  6) DARK GUARDIAN 10-2212       186 116  2 THE BEARS (1977)           KOLACT
  7)-CHANGELING 19-2164          172 157  4 FUNKY FOLK (2129)          ZUWAYZA
  8) GRIM REAVER 28-1356         291 147  6 THE BEARS (1974)           MORYA
  9)-BLONDIE 36-5723             167  92  2 BABES (1428)               JHANS
 10)-SHARP 74-2739               237 101  1 CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
 11)-TOM THUMB 35-3791           183  87  1 THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA

THE ELITE GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 12)-COBRA 29-4355               150  81  1 DEATH THREAT (1841)        LAPUR
 13) MILLER KNIGHT 10-3610       201 166  6 THIRSTY THUGS (1023)       KOLACT
 14) FURIOUS BEAR 37-762         432 139 10 THE BEARS (844)            SIBIKHAS
 15) MARCIANO 96-1446            151 104  6 THE CREAM 3 (1818)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 16) MOTHER BEAR 7-3172          265 147  4 THE BEARS (673)            BONSUR
 17) EXPLICIT 82-2474            149 102  5 CENSORED (1508)            DWES EG
 18)-HST 78-1738                 239 152  2 PRESIDENTS (1502)          LIN TIRIAN
 19) CARNIVOROUS SLOTH 56-1073   187 108  5 PITT GLADIATORS (578)      ROCANIS

THE ELITE GUARD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 20) ROCKWELL 7-5003             101  89  2 UNDEAD ARTISTS (183)       BONSUR
 21) A BALCONY 4-6637             65  38  1 P'D OFF (2276)             JHELUM
 22) SWIFT 75-181                347 264  6 WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 23)-AMBULANCE CHASER 75-1219    134  64  4 FIERCE (2131)              JADE MOUNTAIN
 24) PEPP 84-27296                70  23  0 4-LETTER PIZZA (2217)      BLACKSTONE
 25) ENTER SANDMAN 40-3748       141  99  2 HELL'S BEARS (1978)        ZENSU
 26) DICKY V GOES POSTAL 11-6940  71  41  2 FASCINATION (2274)         ARUAK CITY
 27) WOLVERINE 82-6651            55  50  0 BALL (1973)                DWES EG
 28)-MASQUERADE 8-2297           189 118  1 WILD THINGS 2 (2130)       ARKERS
 29) DONNA 36-5966               175  89  4 BABES (1428)               JHANS
 30) MALICE 46-2336              108  55  1 SERPENT'S HOLD (1879)      ARDIVENT
 31)-WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885   182 153  7 THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD

DEFENDERS OF THE TOWER             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 32) FIREDRAKE 30-2070           122 121  3 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
 33) POPPABEAR 69-649            111  75  0 THE BEARS (1477)           CIMMERIAC
 34) SCARY MARY 36-2213          247 152 22 SHADY LADIES (522)         JHANS
 35) SID 12-3449                 151 129  2 VICIOUS VANDALS (1320)     RIZTAB
 36)-CARDINAL BIGGLES 62-1229     81  66  2 SPNSH INQUISITION (595)    VALAMANTIS
 37) STINGRAY 30-2264            107  86  1 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
 38) CALAVERA 9-4915             134 100  0 THIRSTY THUGS (1668)       ZUKAL
 39) MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! 60-8618   113  84  1 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950)ARADI
 40) #NULL 82-54215              101  58  2 011808O (1995)             DWES EG
 41) MA BEAR 48-2205             190 149  1 THE BEARS (177)            CAER
 42) SCREAMING EAGLE 4-6498      110  71  2 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343)       JHELUM
 43) JAMES FLETCHER 11-3810      142 102  2 WAY TOO MUCH BEER (1319)   ARUAK CITY
 44) PEACE 19-4280               202 187  4 DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)        ZUWAYZA
 45)-TERROR 2-2021                87  68  1 SPNSH INQUISITION (554)    NIANIA
 46) HOT HAZEL 98-608             92  65  4 JUNKYARD WARS (1667)       SYVYN'S HILL
 47) MAMMA 43-1602               119 123  1 THE BEARS (200)            VEASTIAN
 48) GOSSAMER 35-3656            132  77  1 MMM BEER (2077)            MURSKA
 49) DEFIANCE 32-4619            170  60  1 ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
 50) DOMINION 22-5043            108 116  0 ZOMBIE SQUAD III (2006)    SOLVEN
 51)-SHADOW ANGEL 82-45588       103  84  1 ANCIENT LORDS (1917)       DWES EG
 52) MR. GHERKIN 6-6385           92  54  0 071406AD (2002)            TRANSEL
 53) KHYRON 75-1026              286 300  3 WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 54) LOWLY WORM 74-56            351 262  2 SCARRY BEASTIES (958)      DAYLA KIV
 55) VERTIGO 16-5544              99  68  0 DRAGON'S GUARD (2050)      WILLAF
 56) NORAF 82-3856               132  66  0 ENVENOMED (2099)           DWES EG
 57) SONIC 56-1695                93  75  2 THE ALLIANCE (588)         ROCANIS
 58) WILD FIRE 24-4880            96  46  4 DISASTER (2141)            ZORPUNT
 59) NECROMANCER 18-6386         103  52  0 INCANTATION (2089)         TALCAMA
 60) HAM BURGLAR 99-1620         129  88  4 DUNGEON CELL S08C (2123)   SOUTH RIDGE
 61)-FLAT TOP 35-3533            112  48  1 THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA

LEGION OF THE WAND                 W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 62) YANKEE 23-2869               96 102  5 IVO'S ARMY (892)           TI
 63) HEMLOCK 68-2193             104  96  2 CELESTIAL KNIGHTS (1951)   FIREHOLD
 64) KHRISTOPHER 27-3567         111  56  1 WRATHMEN (2167)            POINT
 65) SNAKE OIL SALESMAN 82-49671 117  99  2 DUNGEON CELL 97 (2182)     DWES EG
 66) FRAIL WHALE 55-1968         271 331  4 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 67) DRINK HARD 82-9194           63  54  0 LIFE'S TOO SHORT (2102)    DWES EG
 68) GROGGY DOGGY 55-223         267 366  0 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 69) TOM COLLINS 10-4083         138 123  6 THIRSTY THUGS (1023)       KOLACT
 70) FANG 36-7526                 66  43  0 SERPENTS HOLD (2095)       JHANS
 71) DREAD 32-4666               132  55  0 ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
 72) CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       108  86  2 TECHNOLOGY (1181)          KALTOS
 73) DAMEON 33-1921              128 102  2 DEMONSPAWN (520)           NIATOLI ISLAND
 74) PAUL WIEDORFER 24-4876      147  51  1 MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (2319)   ZORPUNT
 75)-CHEESE STEAK 82-20346        64  45  1 HARDWARE (1981)            DWES EG
 76) DEE DEE 8-384               162  72  2 WILD THINGS 2 (2130)       ARKERS
 77) CONSORTIUM DORK 84-7918      68  65  2 COOL DORKS (2024)          BLACKSTONE
 78) DMITRI 3-2461               101  97  2 KARAMATZOV BROS (2307)     OSKSI

LEGION OF THE WAND                 W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 79) TWILIGHT ZONE 56-1694       103  76  1 THE ALLIANCE (588)         ROCANIS
 80) SKIDMARK BUG 2-5711          98  48  2 042909A (2001)             NIANIA
 81) NEIL LEGGSTRONG 15-2990     155  70  0 BORN OF VENGEANCE (890)    MALCORN
 82) JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     159 106  2 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (2056)   KATI-TEI
 83) TAPS 96-841                  79  72  5 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1740)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 84) HERSHEL WILLIAMS 26-4767    112  96  2 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (2321)   CALEAM
 85) BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570      145  98  0 DO IT AGAIN (1870)         ARUAK CITY
 86) FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862         262 287  2 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 87) ARIES 69-4434                71  90  0 DEADLY RAGE (867)          CIMMERIAC
 88) JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143     73  58  0 PERFECTION QUEST 13 (1940) DULLENS
 89) G.I. JOE 29-723             110 128  5 SUPERIOR FORCES (549)      LAPUR
 90) WYNETT 30-2340               97 119  3 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
 91) ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         197 106  0 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
 92) NO QUAM HERE 12-3729         55  69  4 EASTERN HORDE (1389)       RIZTAB
 93) DR FUGLY 61-3477             33  26  0 071406W (2360)             JURINE
 94) ZIPPY 82-1886                76  52  1 EASTERN HORDE (1505)       DWES EG
 95) PIZZA SAINT 60-3286         107  89  0 SUPERIOR FORCES II (1037)  ARADI
 96) ASHEN SHUGAR 56-1867         82  99  5 MEN OF STEEL (2205)        ROCANIS
 97) ED 209 5-3955               111 116  5 TECHNOLOGY (1181)          KALTOS
 98) THREE BLIND WEISS 96-2961    65  34  5 BOOMERISMS (1967)          OLD VALAMANTIS
 99) VIGO 18-6086                152  90  2 ALCHEMY (1903)             TALCAMA
100) PINK MINK 55-220            333 290  2 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
101) BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508       140  51  1 MIDDLE ITALY (2229)        ZUKAL

THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
102) KAIDEN 35-3108              254 243  3 VIOLENT FEMS (1875)        MURSKA
103) FALLSWORTH 33-2427           42  65  0 OBSIDIAN HALL (2202)       NIATOLI ISLAND
104) CECIL BOLTON 82-42248       109  84  0 MEDAL OF HONOR V (2214)    DWES EG
105) MARKUS 11-2295              114  76  2 BLOODRIGHT (2308)          ARUAK CITY
106) CADILLAC DUARDO 18-2130     102  97  2 THE FIRST REVENGER (2187)  TALCAMA
107) THE BLACK FOX 52-1169       100  77  3 IRON CATHEDRAL (2185)      FRATSFA
108) FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     208  90  1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
109) TRIFFID 2-3408              120 101  1 CREAM OF THE SLOP (925)    NIANIA
110) VIOLATOR 44-2122            103 121  2 DEMONIC FURY (2038)        KRILL
111) HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052        127  84  4 OLD SCHOOL (2393)          KATI-TEI
112) MARCINKO 97-961             143  92  5 ROGUE WARRIOR (2120)       SHADOW GROVE
113) ROCKET MAN 5-2812           105 103  3 TECHNOLOGY (1181)          KALTOS
114) PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748   75  64  3 ARCANE GREATS FTF (2162)   OLD VALAMANTIS
115) RAMPAGE 32-5076              89  22  0 ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
116) HARRY THE AXE 48-3622        67  62  2 THE BEARS (177)            CAER
117) KHARMA 20-3112               99  81  0 WRATHMEN (2164)            SEAM
118) MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113      68  79  0 FEAR FACTORY III (2331)    DWES EG
119) PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458      100  63  3 FEAR FACTORY (2244)        JURINE
120) FOXY LADY 33-3141            74  79  0 DEMONSPAWN (520)           NIATOLI ISLAND
121) SLAKE 82-12993               41  71  0 WORD OF THE DAY (2104)     DWES EG
122) ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426      157 141  1 MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (1961)  DWES EG
123) BELIAL 7-3838               235 132  4 WICKED MARTYRS (2085)      BONSUR
124) AZMUS 82-4139                60  82  0 MOB TACTICS (2175)         DWES EG
125) J.J. PARRODOTE 70-5939       66  75  1 LEGENDS OF TKE (1347)      SENTERN
126) DEATH BY NPC 82-20688        70  45  0 THINGS THAT SUCK (2107)    DWES EG
127) CANNIBAL COOK 84-11985       73  54  1 DUNGEON CELL 48 (2116)     BLACKSTONE
128) POLYNIKES 74-4191           102  77  1 GATES OF FIRE (2011)       DAYLA KIV
129) LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149       77  48  1 ZOMBIE SQUAD (2306)        VEASTIAN
130) HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635       67  39  4 SHEWISH BUFFET (2361)      JURINE
131) ARGUMENT 64-3915            116 117  0 UNDER DURESS (1809)        KURUKAR
132) FIBULARIS 82-28877          150 135  1 MUSCLE MEN 4 (2111)        DWES EG
133) DEAD MAN WALKING 42-4512     56  67  0 DUNGEON CELL (1945)        RODEKI
134) FIRST BORN 68-8510          124  55  0 DEMON LORE (1656)          FIREHOLD
135) MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        142  85  2 MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (2198)   ZORPUNT
136) LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         104  63  4 CORPS (1496)               DAYLA KIV
137)-GITARIOS 82-45618            52  49  2 KAOS (1918)                DWES EG
138) KOOKABURRA 33-4151          204 243  5 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (2144)  NIATOLI ISLAND
139) PETE MOSS 19-4968           114  47  2 FUNKY FOLK (2129)          ZUWAYZA

THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS             W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
140) NEO LIGHTNING 17-5112        63  62  1 EASTERN HORDE (1399)       ALJAFIR
141) WIMPY 98-2670                84  58  4 TEAM W (2159)              SYVYN'S HILL
142) ALIEN NATION 60-5017         93  55  1 THE MOTHERSHIP 3 (1258)    ARADI
143) TALON 18-7782                58  45  1 GET OUTTA MY WAY (2028)    TALCAMA
144) SIRTON 82-9190               67  49  1 I AM SUCK (1762)           DWES EG
145) SHARK BAIT 33-7652           89  77  1 SEA DOGS (2239)            NIATOLI ISLAND
146) LUCIAN ADAMS 84-28187        96  28  1 MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 (2343)  BLACKSTONE
147) NAPOLEON 84-37611            38  54  5 GENERALS (2372)            BLACKSTONE
148) PSYCOSIS 70-249             113  71  2 THE RAZOR'S EDGE (814)     SENTERN
149) ETHER 36-7552                72  48  2 STILLMATIC (2324)          JHANS
150) ASHAR 30-1777               114 114  3 STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
151) SCRAG 82-1704                35  24  0 HARDWARE (1981)            DWES EG

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
152) INCISOR 9-5185              126 140  1 FANGS (2311)               ZUKAL
153) CHARLIE PATTON 30-3911       88  91  0 DELTA BLUES (2201)         IAYE
154) THE MAILMAN 96-616           45  73  6 STINKY OCCUPATIONS (2346)  OLD VALAMANTIS
155) SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544      57  57  1 PARKING LOT 3 (2280)       LYRATILAN
156) CALIS 56-3426                70  93  0 MEN OF STEEL (2205)        ROCANIS
157) 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042     46  46  4 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (2386) WILLAF
158) TORRI 82-22851               76  48  0 LADIES (2212)              DWES EG
159) OTIS 3-6501                 173 106  6 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
160) ET 77-714                    66  86  2 $$$$$ (878)                MAZGOURRAH
161) RIDDLER 61-1856             125  90  1 FEAR FACTORY (2244)        JURINE
162)-ARGINASE 16-4137             40  62  2 ENZYMES (2260)             WILLAF
163) S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        134 143  3 HABIT (2249)               LIN TIRIAN
164) WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317  87  70  2 SUPERIOR FATHER (2265)     DWES EG
165) KALDOR 56-2134               60  68  1 THE ALLIANCE (588)         ROCANIS
166) FURIOUS GORGE 3-6923         71  87  0 IRATE FORMATIONS (1934)    OSKSI
167) TUNA SALAD 74-4255           64  48  1 PARKING LOT 4 (2364)       DAYLA KIV
168) THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       146 115  0 MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (2147)   VEASTIAN
169) HOUSE MOUSE 55-221          255 373  3 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
170) CONFESSION 8-4895            93  67  0 CONSANGUINEOUS (2004)      ARKERS
171) STABBING WESTWARD 38-3329    87  52  2 TEAM FLOYD (1298)          CLIFFHOME
172) DAWN 17-7248                 70  36  2 ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (2234)      ALJAFIR
173) YOSHIMITSU 41-3595          118  71  2 ACTION TOYS (1693)         KATI-TEI
174) FAT PANTS 82-39862           58  64  1 HAPPY HOLIDAYS (2335)      DWES EG
175) DUKE OF DOOM 56-1316        109  84  4 THE ALLIANCE (588)         ROCANIS
176) SEGAL 14-3779                78  38  0 THE SEALS (2194)           TOBIR
177) WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069       43  30  1 PALINDROMES (2363)         ERINIKA
178) THE FLYEST 36-7549           57  49  1 STILLMATIC (2324)          JHANS
179) ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 63-2885    43  36  0 SHEWISH BUFFET (2291)      AMEN-TEI
180) PEA POD 33-7338              78  54  0 VEGGIES (1983)             NIATOLI ISLAND
181) SUICIDE 21-4832              65  51  1 APPLE CIDER (2091)         SUNSET
182) BOLD MR. WASABI 2-5622       46  17  0 042909A (2001)             NIANIA
183)-THE RABBIT 56-2960           54  30  1 KNIGHTS OF NI (1077)       ROCANIS
184) DAY TURNER 40-4279          107 119  1 MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (2145)   ZENSU
185) OOO OOO OOO 46-4281          33  32  0 YOU DON'T SAY! (2359)      ARDIVENT
186) POSTAL WORKER 17-3680        66  75  1 ARMED MANIACS (2195)       ALJAFIR
187) BROKEN ARROW 71-2277        118  76  2 THE CODA (1660)            KYR'TERR
188) DANG LEN 62-4694             65  42  0 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (2413)   VALAMANTIS
189) THE LION KING 35-4124        85  38  0 IN THE JUNGLE (1865)       MURSKA
190) BEER GOGGLES 33-6819        103 160  1 JOYS OF BOOZE (2238)       NIATOLI ISLAND
191) BIKINI LINE 25-4545          65  83  0 SUPERIOR FORCES (2263)     LYRATILAN
192) OPAL RAVIOLI 71-6687         49  56  0 011808F (2247)             KYR'TERR
193) ELFSTER 69-3085              81  97  4 ELVENDEN (1311)            CIMMERIAC
194) HOFFA 49-3185               175 301  0 STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
195) DUSKBLOOD PUDDING 15-5150    52  40  2 SHEWISH BUFFET (2314)      MALCORN
196) KIMO 70-6089                 75  95  4 FEAR FACTORY IV (2245)     SENTERN
197) KHITAI 97-3592               75  51  6 HYBORIAN WAR (2371)        SHADOW GROVE
198) MUDVAYNE 61-3039             49  85  0 FEAR FACTORY (2244)        JURINE
199) LEMASE WITH GUN 82-2485      29  24  1 ITS JUST WRONG (2098)      DWES EG
200) VILLIAGE IDIOT 14-304       326 417  2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
201) E-X 33-3176                  39  64  1 DEMONSPAWN (520)           NIATOLI ISLAND
202) STRONG BAD 9-5140            61  68  0 HOMESTAR & CO (2310)       ZUKAL
203) DORIE MILLER 3-6683         132 114  2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796)   OSKSI
204) ROCK A BYE 33-4653           62  42  4 EASTERN HORDE (2389)       NIATOLI ISLAND
205) MISCHIEVOUS IMP 36-1504      44  26  3 FRIEND OR FOE (2323)       JHANS
206) BIGGLES 60-6032             145 126  1 BUMS 'R' US (2397)         ARADI
207) DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        163 104  5 COLOR ME SUAVE (1674)      RODEKI
208) VIOLENT FURY 14-303         134 485  1 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
209) GOLDILOCKS 69-6564           80  62  0 THE BEARS II (1480)        CIMMERIAC
210) CHAIR 84-11685               24  19  0 WORDS VII (2408)           BLACKSTONE
211) GAOLER 42-4504               88 101  3 DUNGEON CELL (1945)        RODEKI
212) CARPET BURN 3-5698           86 118  0 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731)   OSKSI
213) WHAT? 24-4991                49  59  2 TRIBE (2320)               ZORPUNT
214) DOMINATION 46-3177           72  38  2 24 HOURS OF DOOM (2172)    ARDIVENT
215) ZAKAU 5-4623                100 114  0 JOHNS (1671)               KALTOS
216) THOMAS WIGLE 63-2777         48  55  3 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (2328)   AMEN-TEI
217) RETROVIRUS 70-6086           97  71  0 FEAR FACTORY IV (2245)     SENTERN
218) KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129          77  97  2 GWAR (2294)                MAZGOURRAH
219) THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185      53  77  1 ALASTARIAN IDOL (2312)     KOLACT
220) SMALL POX 84-18995           72  29  0 KILLER DISEASES (2342)     BLACKSTONE
221) FEAR 82-10416                74  98  2 4-LETTER ANXIETY (2332)    DWES EG
222)-MABUSHI 9-5548               52  80  0 SERPENTS HOLD 2 (2192)     ZUKAL
223) PARTY'S OVER 75-2179         63  42  0 EASTERN HORDE (1786)       JADE MOUNTAIN
224) KLAA 10-2531                 61  92  2 DRAGON LORDS (2193)        KOLACT
225) PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842         74  58  1 POKER GREATS (2373)        MORDANT
226) NOREASTER 35-3896           143  48  2 DIRT DEVILS (2285)         MURSKA
227) BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798     139 157  2 MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 (2333)  DWES EG
228)-BEAR FOOT 35-3716            94  59  2 THE BEARS (843)            MURSKA
229) MOJO-JOJO 12-3867            67  52  2 EASTERN HORDE (1389)       RIZTAB
230) ZEBRA 82-31553               44  26  2 MY FAVORITE ANIMAL (2404)  DWES EG
231) PTI 7-5412                  166  61  1 WASTELAND II (635)         BONSUR
232) BLOWS 82-40784               56  51  2 4 LETTER WEATHER (2336)    DWES EG
233) LEO POWERS 43-4599           96 134  0 MEDAL OF HONOR F1 (2148)   VEASTIAN
234) WILLIE BROWN 82-13201        48  84  1 1976 RAIDERS (2176)        DWES EG
235) THUNDAR BEAGLE! 14-852      155 452  2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32)       TOBIR
236) MORTIFICATION 61-2333        92  87  4 FEAR FACTORY (2244)        JURINE
237) LANFEAR 60-3433             126  70  1 THE FORSAKEN (1288)        ARADI
238) ORANGE CRANBERRY 97-4962     54  36  6 MUFFINS TO DIE FOR (2410)  SHADOW GROVE
239) TOE PUPPET 18-9544           85  59  0 CENTER FOR OLDS (462)      TALCAMA
240) 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130     75 107  3 GWAR (2246)                SENTERN
241) JIMI HENDRIX 46-4251         66  48  0 THE 27 CLUB (2394)         ARDIVENT
242) SMUG BUG 55-2900            198 246  0 RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
243) IPECAC 45-3625              125 120  0 EMETICS (2204)             STORMCROWE
244) KHYLAR 36-4613               71  38  0 WRATHMEN (2391)            JHANS
245) THE SUN 3-6307               46  32  0 BRIGHT (2374)              OSKSI
246) COYOTE 60-7626              142 147  2 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (2243) ARADI
247) ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        107 158  1 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (2199)   CALEAM
248) 5 GOLDEN WARRIORS 65-6624    46  26  2 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (2061)DAL SHANG
249)-ELDERLY WOMAN 4-6673         55  67  1 PEARL JAM (2228)           JHELUM
250) NY STATE OF MIND 11-7402     42  15  0 ILLMATIC (2385)            ARUAK CITY
251) GORDIAN 63-2104             125 119  0 WHY KNOT (2290)            AMEN-TEI
252) DAVID WAYBUR 84-5954         72  81  1 MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (2340)BLACKSTONE
253) SSSINK! 33-7925              39  20  0 F/X (2390)                 NIATOLI ISLAND
254) AUTOMATIC LOVER 32-3287      49  52  0 NOTORIOUS (357)            ARVAT
255) SUNGLASSES 73-3223           18  74  1 FOUND IN THE SAND (1516)   ERINIKA
256) CAL RIPPER JR 82-6799        45  33  0 ORIOLE MADNESS (2376)      DWES EG
257) AZREAL ELS 55-3117           33  31  4 EASTERN HORDE (1253)       KHALANI
258) SASHA 65-7111                67  80  0 ZOMBIE SQUAD (2362)        DAL SHANG
259)-FROG FRACTURE 98-3813        41  34  3 MURDEROUS FROGS 3 (2349)   SYVYN'S HILL
260) IRONIC TWIST 65-7198         71  50  2 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (2375)   DAL SHANG
261) KINGPIN 84-32807             46  65  0 BUSINESS CLASS (2345)      BLACKSTONE
262) JORMP JUMPER 2-5834          28  25  0 SAM'S TOYS (2380)          NIANIA
263) FRANKLINS TOWER 30-4725      54 101  1 DELTA BLUES (2201)         IAYE

THE LADY'S PROTECTOR               W   L  K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
264) SOFA KNEE 84-30839           46  41  1 INJURY FAIL (2344)         BLACKSTONE
265) MINGE THE MARVELOUS 82-44835 42  22  0 HOLE IN THE WALL (2337)    DWES EG
266) MONTY PYTHON 22-5939         58  62  2 SERPENTINE INC. (2353)     SOLVEN
267) RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857      71  60  2 SHEWISH BUFFET (2207)      LIN TIRIAN
268) BEES KNEES 3-7340            45  42  1 SPEAKEASY (2355)           OSKSI
269) SCREAMING VOMIT 11-4209      52  63  2 WAY TOO MUCH BEER (1319)   ARUAK CITY
270) SAM ADAMS 13-5376            49  69  1 MMMM BEER! (2088)          DULLENS
271) JOSH 18-9109                 62  84  0 SHEPHERDS (1292)           TALCAMA
272) EARL OF LEMONGRAB 40-4564    29  21  1 ADVENTURE TIME 2 (2392)    ZENSU
273) DECK SWAB 18-2148           110 139  3 SEA DOGS (1782)            TALCAMA
274) ANDRES 61-3645               82  64  1 BOMB SQUAD (2398)          JURINE
275) VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565         53 133  0 MAMMAL MILITIA (2211)      DWES EG
276) GAD 18-9239                 106  80  1 SHEPHERDS (1292)           TALCAMA
277) DARGON 52-4264               55  52  0 DRAGONS GUARD II (2327)    FRATSFA
278) THAT GUY 97-2120             82  45  3 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1968)   SHADOW GROVE
279) WILLY T MAC 82-5925          42  79  0 RAPTURE (2261)             DWES EG
280) NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273       65  88  4 FEAR FACTORY (2244)        JURINE
281) SMELLY STOCKS 82-39949       57  50  1 MARKET CRASH (2406)        DWES EG
282) VAMPIRE SQUID 35-4115        40  56  0 SEA DOGS (2203)            MURSKA
283) SHOCK TOP 13-5510            36  66  1 MMM BEER! (2313)           DULLENS
284) CHUPACABRA 10-3827           48  55  1 TERRAPIN STATION (1021)    KOLACT
285) MICRO 84-42149               34  16  1 BLOOD IN, BLOOD OUT (2409) BLACKSTONE
286) GINNY'S SECRET 11-6295       52  49  5 WAR-C-KERS (2357)          ARUAK CITY
287) CYCLOPS 7-4625               72  67  3 BIG BAD (2309)             BONSUR
288) CHIMPANZEE 82-12985          49  90  0 ANIMAL CRACKERS (2262)     DWES EG
289) BLIND BLAKE 6-6814           56  44  2 BLACK AND BLUES (2383)     TRANSEL
290) ROBERT DUNLAP 41-4378        96 126  0 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (2146)   KATI-TEI
291) MAKTOR 66-3115               71 102  0 BOMB SQUAD (2329)          TARRGIR
292) STING 22-6863                66  82  1 SERPENTS HOLD (2318)       SOLVEN
293) THE SHINING 82-1279          43  48  0 FAILED MUSICALS (2402)     DWES EG
294) I-10 82-5256                 54  58  0 TRIP TO TEMPE (2330)       DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
#NULL 82-54215           101  58  2 011808O 1995           MOTHER BEAR 7-3172        709

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MISCHIEVOUS IMP devastated VIOLENT FURY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
WOLVERINE was handily defeated by PEPP in a 7 minute one-sided Challenge match.
FURIOUS BEAR devastated CARNIVOROUS SLOTH in a 7 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ENTER SANDMAN viciously subdued DICKY V GOES POSTAL in a 183 minute Challenge duel.
DARK GUARDIAN outlasted ROCKWELL in a crowd pleasing 16 minute gory Challenge brawl.
GRIM REAVER handily defeated MILLER KNIGHT in a 2 minute uneven Challenge melee.
MARCIANO savagely defeated A BALCONY in a action packed 16 minute gory Challenge duel.
MA BEAR was narrowly defeated by MALICE in a action packed 16 minute Challenge match.
MAMMA was overpowered by HOT HAZEL in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
POPPABEAR was devastated by FIREDRAKE in a 5 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
WILD FIRE handily defeated GROGGY DOGGY in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
DEE DEE devastated DMITRI in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven Challenge duel.
DREAD was viciously subdued by KHRISTOPHER in a popular 3 minute Challenge brawl.
BIONIC BUFFALO narrowly defeated FUNNY BUNNY in a exciting 5 minute Challenge bout.
NEIL LEGGSTRONG overpowered ARIES in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
CONSORTIUM DORK was savagely defeated by VERTIGO in a 4 minute Challenge duel.
THREE BLIND WEISS was handily defeated by ED 209 in a 3 minute uneven Challenge duel.
JUMPINJACK FLASH demolished DR FUGLY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DEAD MAN WALKING was vanquished by PINK MINK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
RAMPAGE defeated HARRY THE AXE in a action packed 1 minute brutal Challenge match.
BILBO BAGGINNI viciously subdued CECIL BOLTON in a popular 2 minute Challenge fray.
CADILLAC DUARDO savagely defeated THE BLACK FOX in a 6 minute Challenge competition.
PETE MOSS savagely defeated TALON in a action packed 4 minute Challenge fight.
BROKEN ARROW defeated ELFSTER in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge match.
KHITAI savagely defeated ROCK A BYE in a exciting 8 minute gory Challenge bout.
BEES KNEES handily defeated NINE INCH NAIL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
FURIOUS GORGE was devastated by WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
GOLDILOCKS overcame THOMAS WIGLE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
CONFESSION was demolished by HOUSE MOUSE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
THE LION KING narrowly defeated VILLIAGE IDIOT in a 5 minute Challenge bout.
YOSHIMITSU handily defeated POSTAL WORKER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SSSINK! overpowered AZREAL ELS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
NOREASTER vanquished THUNDAR BEAGLE! in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
PEA POD slimly lost to FAT PANTS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
LANFEAR overpowered 5 GOLDEN WARRIORS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
RABID-GERBIL demolished BURRITO MUSSOLINI in a 2 minute one-sided Title match.
EXPLICIT overpowered DOMINION in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
MOTHER BEAR assassinated #NULL in a exciting 2 minute brutal uneven competition.
MR. GHERKIN was overcome by SWIFT in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
DONNA overpowered X WURM KIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
SCARY MARY overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
NORAF was savagely defeated by DEFIANCE in a exciting 4 minute brutal brawl.
SID devastated PEACE in a popular 5 minute gruesome one-sided brawl.
GOSSAMER devastated DRINK HARD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody one-sided fight.
JAMES FLETCHER devastated HEMLOCK in a popular 4 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
KHYRON demolished ETERNAL D.J. in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory one-sided conflict.
CALAVERA bested ZIPPY in a popular 2 minute fight.
NECROMANCER devastated G.I. JOE in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven match.
STINGRAY savagely defeated HAM BURGLAR in a popular 9 minute gruesome fight.
LOWLY WORM was vanquished by MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
SCREAMING EAGLE vanquished HERSHEL WILLIAMS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SONIC savagely defeated SNAKE OIL SALESMAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal duel.
PAUL WIEDORFER was overpowered by CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LUCIAN ADAMS was overpowered by WYNETT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute uneven brawl.
YANKEE handily defeated FRAIL WHALE in a action packed 2 minute one-sided match.
SKIDMARK BUG demolished KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TAPS was vanquished by TWILIGHT ZONE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided melee.
VIGO savagely defeated ROY BENAVIDEZ in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
DAMEON handily defeated JAMES DOOLITTLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
FIBULARIS was demolished by PIZZA SAINT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
J.J. PARRODOTE was devastated by ASHEN SHUGAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
WIMPY was savagely defeated by FANG in a action packed 4 minute brutal match.
VIOLATOR was devastated by NO QUAM HERE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TOM COLLINS overpowered LORD TAYLOR in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
DAY TURNER was vanquished by SLAKE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
AZMUS overpowered HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided competition.
HOLY SCHLITZ overpowered ALIEN NATION in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MAYLA TYL CRENA overcame S. MARY ROSE in a popular 4 minute gory melee.
MARKUS overpowered SCREAMING VOMIT in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
SIRTON was devastated by KHARMA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven bout.
LINDA LOVELACE vanquished THE SHINING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory uneven fight.
POLYNIKES overpowered 56TH AND WABASHA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
KAIDEN vanquished PUNGENT STENCH in a action packed 2 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
BELIAL slimly won victory over HORSE D'OEUVRE in a exciting 1 minute competition.
SHARK BAIT won victory over E-X in a action packed 1 minute fight.
PSYCOSIS handily defeated ANDRES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
ROCKET MAN handily defeated CYCLOPS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
DEATH BY NPC devastated KHYLAR in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
FOXY LADY overpowered VAMPIRE SQUID in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
NEO LIGHTNING demolished THOMAS FOWLER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
DECK SWAB lost to FALLSWORTH in a exciting 1 minute melee.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES vanquished KNUCKLE JAW in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
FIRST BORN savagely defeated MANUEL PEREZ in a action packed 3 minute bloody contest.
MARCINKO slimly won victory over NAPOLEON in a action packed 1 minute gruesome duel.
PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL viciously subdued UGLY DWARF in a exciting 1 minute brutal fight.
CANNIBAL COOK vanquished MINGE THE MARVELOUS in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
ARGUMENT slimly won victory over DELAWARE RUN in a action packed 1 minute contest.
TRIFFID overpowered STRONG BAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
RIDDLER demolished NY STATE OF MIND in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
MORTIFICATION slimly won victory over GORDIAN in a exciting 2 minute brawl.
COYOTE was bested by ET in a popular 5 minute gory battle.
MUDVAYNE demolished ZEBRA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven conflict.
BIGGLES demolished I-10 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
CALIS demolished DAWN in a exciting 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
DANG LEN savagely defeated WILLIE BROWN in a 2 minute gory bout.
ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE overpowered CARPET BURN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
KALDOR savagely defeated GAD in a exciting 3 minute bloody bout.
SASHA handily defeated JOSH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
IRONIC TWIST was narrowly defeated by FEAR in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
MAKTOR was overpowered by BOLD MR. WASABI in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
DUKE OF DOOM subdued RALTUMAN OMELET in a action packed 6 minute brutal struggle.
SMOKE savagely defeated OOO OOO OOO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal bout.
SMUG BUG overpowered AUTOMATIC LOVER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched duel.
DARGON was demolished by IPECAC in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
JIMI HENDRIX was overpowered by SMALL POX in a 2 minute mismatched struggle.
RETROVIRUS savagely defeated PHIL HELLMUTH in a action packed 8 minute contest.
KIMO handily defeated WHAT? in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
3 FISTED RAT BOY vanquished SUNGLASSES in a exciting 1 minute mismatched struggle.
DOMINATION was overpowered by STABBING WESTWARD in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
OPAL RAVIOLI viciously subdued THE SUN in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
WONTON NOT NOW overpowered DAVID WAYBUR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
LEO POWERS was savagely defeated by BLOWS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody fight.
TUNA SALAD beat DUSKBLOOD PUDDING in a popular 3 minute conflict.
GAOLER overpowered VIOLENT VOLE in a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven brawl.
PARTY'S OVER viciously subdued GINNY'S SECRET in a crowd pleasing 5 minute conflict.
SCRAG subdued DORIE MILLER in a exciting 3 minute match.
ROBERT DUNLAP was handily defeated by SUICIDE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
EARL OF LEMONGRAB was handily defeated by KLAA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
LEMASE WITH GUN overpowered CHAIR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
ETHER beat SHOULDA 8 STEAK in a popular 2 minute bloody match.
WILLY T MAC was overcome by PTI in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome match.
THE FLYEST was demolished by TORRI in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
CAL RIPPER JR demolished STING in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
BEER GOGGLES was demolished by CHARLIE PATTON in a 1 minute mismatched struggle.
CHIMPANZEE was overpowered by KINGPIN in a 1 minute uneven battle.
BILLY MITCHELL was savagely defeated by BIKINI LINE in a exciting 5 minute gory bout.
SMELLY STOCKS was overpowered by TOE PUPPET in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
FRANKLINS TOWER was handily defeated by OTIS in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
ASHAR demolished CHUPACABRA in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven bout.
ARTHUR BEYER was subdued by ORANGE CRANBERRY in a exciting 1 minute gory competition.
SOFA KNEE devastated MICRO in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE MAILMAN viciously subdued SAM ADAMS in a exciting 2 minute brutal struggle.
MONTY PYTHON slimly won victory over SHOCK TOP in a exciting 2 minute competition.
THAT GUY overpowered BLIND BLAKE in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
SEGAL handily defeated THE UPRIGHT MAN in a exciting 1 minute gory mismatched contest.
MOJO-JOJO was handily defeated by INCISOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
ZAKAU handily defeated JORMP JUMPER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      85         LUNGING ATTACK   450 - 355 - 24      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  70         SLASHING ATTACK  102 -  82 -  7      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     23         PARRY-STRIKE      39 -  34 -  4      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   23         AIMED BLOW       538 - 471 - 31      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 16         PARRY-LUNGE      123 - 120 -  9      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     15         TOTAL PARRY       81 -  87 -  5      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  13         PARRY-RIPOSTE     50 -  55 -  3      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         WALL OF STEEL    134 - 148 - 10      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    9         STRIKING ATTACK   56 -  64 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         BASHING ATTACK    48 -  89 -  6      35  |

Turn 709 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  5     PARRY-LUNGE       11 - 12         6  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  2     AIMED BLOW        39 - 46         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        9 -  6     STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  6     
LUNGING ATTACK    39 - 31     WALL OF STEEL     10 - 13     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  9     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   RANK WARRIOR                     W   L  K TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW         1) RABID-GERBIL 68-6931      238 125  0 THE BEARS (1975)
LUNGING ATTACK     3) BURRITO MUSSOLINI 53-4200 155  93  1 HYBRIDS II (1448)
SLASHING ATTACK   22) SWIFT 75-181              347 264  6 WE WANT RAISES (922)
TOTAL PARRY       33) POPPABEAR 69-649          111  75  0 THE BEARS (1477)
WALL OF STEEL     44) PEACE 19-4280             202 187  4 DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)
STRIKING ATTACK   47) MAMMA 43-1602             119 123  1 THE BEARS (200)
PARRY-STRIKE      50) DOMINION 22-5043          108 116  0 ZOMBIE SQUAD III (2006)
PARRY-LUNGE       68) GROGGY DOGGY 55-223       267 366  0 RHYME TYME (587)
PARRY-RIPOSTE     76) DEE DEE 8-384             162  72  2 WILD THINGS 2 (2130)
BASHING ATTACK    78) DMITRI 3-2461             101  97  2 KARAMATZOV BROS (2307)

The overall popularity leader is FURIOUS BEAR 37-762.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MALICE 46-2336.  The ten other most popular fighters were MA BEAR 48-2205, 
STINGRAY 30-2264, DARK GUARDIAN 10-2212, MARCIANO 96-1446, PETE MOSS 19-4968, HAM 
BURGLAR 99-1620, ROCKWELL 7-5003, ROCK A BYE 33-4653, PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842, and 
RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857.

The least popular fighter this week was ENTER SANDMAN 40-3748.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DICKY V GOES POSTAL 11-6940, MICRO 84--23387, FRANKLINS TOWER 
30-4725, CHIMPANZEE 82-12985, WHAT? 24-4991, NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273, JORMP JUMPER 
2-5834, THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, BEER GOGGLES 33-6819, and STING 22-6863.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          6  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            3  1 0  CALEAM(26)           0  2 0  ARADI(60)            4  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             3  6 0  POINT(27)            1  0 0  JURINE(61)           3  5 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  1 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            4  0 0  LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           0  2 0  IAYE(30)             5  1 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  2 1  ARVAT(32)            2  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  2 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   5  5 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             3  1 0  MURSKA(35)           4  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         3  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           3  3 0  JHANS(36)            5  2 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  3 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       3  4 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  0 0  SENTERN(70)          4  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  2 0  ZENSU(40)            1  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  3 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  2 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    3  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  3 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  2 0  KRILL(44)            0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          4  4 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  DWES EG(82)         13 20 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  3 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       5  6 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  CAER(48)             0  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   3  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     4  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  2 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  2 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  1 0  
TI(23)               1  0 0  KHALHUMS(53)         0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  3 0  KHALANI(55)          3  4 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
225) PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842        74  58  1  POKER GREATS (2373)        MORDANT
 80) SKIDMARK BUG 2-5711         98  48  2  042909A (2001)             NIANIA
 78) DMITRI 3-2461              101  97  2  KARAMATZOV BROS (2307)     OSKSI
 21) A BALCONY 4-6637            65  38  1  P'D OFF (2276)             JHELUM
 72) CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330      108  86  2  TECHNOLOGY (1181)          KALTOS
 52) MR. GHERKIN 6-6385          92  54  0  071406AD (2002)            TRANSEL
 16) MOTHER BEAR 7-3172         265 147  4  THE BEARS (673)            BONSUR
 76) DEE DEE 8-384              162  72  2  WILD THINGS 2 (2130)       ARKERS
 38) CALAVERA 9-4915            134 100  0  THIRSTY THUGS (1668)       ZUKAL
  6) DARK GUARDIAN 10-2212      186 116  2  THE BEARS (1977)           KOLACT
 26) DICKY V GOES POSTA 11-6940  71  41  2  FASCINATION (2274)         ARUAK CITY
 35) SID 12-3449                151 129  2  VICIOUS VANDALS (1320)     RIZTAB
 88) JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143    73  58  0  PERFECTION QUEST 13 (1940) DULLENS
176) SEGAL 14-3779               78  38  0  THE SEALS (2194)           TOBIR
 81) NEIL LEGGSTRONG 15-2990    155  70  0  BORN OF VENGEANCE (890)    MALCORN
 55) VERTIGO 16-5544             99  68  0  DRAGON'S GUARD (2050)      WILLAF
140) NEO LIGHTNING 17-5112       63  62  1  EASTERN HORDE (1399)       ALJAFIR
 59) NECROMANCER 18-6386        103  52  0  INCANTATION (2089)         TALCAMA
 44) PEACE 19-4280              202 187  4  DRUNKEN TOAD (1714)        ZUWAYZA
117) KHARMA 20-3112              99  81  0  WRATHMEN (2164)            SEAM
181) SUICIDE 21-4832             65  51  1  APPLE CIDER (2091)         SUNSET
 50) DOMINION 22-5043           108 116  0  ZOMBIE SQUAD III (2006)    SOLVEN
 62) YANKEE 23-2869              96 102  5  IVO'S ARMY (892)           TI
 58) WILD FIRE 24-4880           96  46  4  DISASTER (2141)            ZORPUNT
155) SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544     57  57  1  PARKING LOT 3 (2280)       LYRATILAN
 84) HERSHEL WILLIAMS 26-4767   112  96  2  MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (2321)   CALEAM
 64) KHRISTOPHER 27-3567        111  56  1  WRATHMEN (2167)            POINT
  8) GRIM REAVER 28-1356        291 147  6  THE BEARS (1974)           MORYA
 89) G.I. JOE 29-723            110 128  5  SUPERIOR FORCES (549)      LAPUR
 32) FIREDRAKE 30-2070          122 121  3  STEEL BLADES (933)         IAYE
 49) DEFIANCE 32-4619           170  60  1  ANGELS OF PAIN (1907)      ARVAT
 73) DAMEON 33-1921             128 102  2  DEMONSPAWN (520)           NIATOLI ISLAND
 48) GOSSAMER 35-3656           132  77  1  MMM BEER (2077)            MURSKA
 29) DONNA 36-5966              175  89  4  BABES (1428)               JHANS
 14) FURIOUS BEAR 37-762        432 139 10  THE BEARS (844)            SIBIKHAS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
171) STABBING WESTWARD 38-3329   87  52  2  TEAM FLOYD (1298)          CLIFFHOME
 25) ENTER SANDMAN 40-3748      141  99  2  HELL'S BEARS (1978)        ZENSU
 82) JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237    159 106  2  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (2056)   KATI-TEI
133) DEAD MAN WALKING 42-4512    56  67  0  DUNGEON CELL (1945)        RODEKI
 47) MAMMA 43-1602              119 123  1  THE BEARS (200)            VEASTIAN
110) VIOLATOR 44-2122           103 121  2  DEMONIC FURY (2038)        KRILL
243) IPECAC 45-3625             125 120  0  EMETICS (2204)             STORMCROWE
 30) MALICE 46-2336             108  55  1  SERPENT'S HOLD (1879)      ARDIVENT
 41) MA BEAR 48-2205            190 149  1  THE BEARS (177)            CAER
194) HOFFA 49-3185              175 301  0  STORIES (1444)             VITHICAR
107) THE BLACK FOX 52-1169      100  77  3  IRON CATHEDRAL (2185)      FRATSFA
  3) BURRITO MUSSOLINI 53-4200  155  93  1  HYBRIDS II (1448)          KHALHUMS
 66) FRAIL WHALE 55-1968        271 331  4  RHYME TYME (587)           KHALANI
 19) CARNIVOROUS SLOTH 56-1073  187 108  5  PITT GLADIATORS (578)      ROCANIS
 39) MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! 60-8618  113  84  1  SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950 ARADI
 93) DR FUGLY 61-3477            33  26  0  071406W (2360)             JURINE
188) DANG LEN 62-4694            65  42  0  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (2413)   VALAMANTIS
179) ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 63-2885   43  36  0  SHEWISH BUFFET (2291)      AMEN-TEI
131) ARGUMENT 64-3915           116 117  0  UNDER DURESS (1809)        KURUKAR
248) 5 GOLDEN WARRIORS 65-6624   46  26  2  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (2061 DAL SHANG
291) MAKTOR 66-3115              71 102  0  BOMB SQUAD (2329)          TARRGIR
  1) RABID-GERBIL 68-6931       238 125  0  THE BEARS (1975)           FIREHOLD
 33) POPPABEAR 69-649           111  75  0  THE BEARS (1477)           CIMMERIAC
125) J.J. PARRODOTE 70-5939      66  75  1  LEGENDS OF TKE (1347)      SENTERN
187) BROKEN ARROW 71-2277       118  76  2  THE CODA (1660)            KYR'TERR
177) WONTON NOT NOW 73-6069      43  30  1  PALINDROMES (2363)         ERINIKA
 54) LOWLY WORM 74-56           351 262  2  SCARRY BEASTIES (958)      DAYLA KIV
 22) SWIFT 75-181               347 264  6  WE WANT RAISES (922)       JADE MOUNTAIN
160) ET 77-714                   66  86  2  $$$$$ (878)                MAZGOURRAH
163) S. MARY ROSE 78-2313       134 143  3  HABIT (2249)               LIN TIRIAN
 17) EXPLICIT 82-2474           149 102  5  CENSORED (1508)            DWES EG
 24) PEPP 84-27296               70  23  0  4-LETTER PIZZA (2217)      BLACKSTONE
 15) MARCIANO 96-1446           151 104  6  THE CREAM 3 (1818)         OLD VALAMANTIS
112) MARCINKO 97-961            143  92  5  ROGUE WARRIOR (2120)       SHADOW GROVE
 46) HOT HAZEL 98-608            92  65  4  JUNKYARD WARS (1667)       SYVYN'S HILL
 60) HAM BURGLAR 99-1620        129  88  4  DUNGEON CELL S08C (2123)   SOUTH RIDGE

                     SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI

We have planned our summer FTF for July 14-16, 2017, in Kansas City, Missouri.  It 
will be held at the Hilton Kansas City Airport.  Room rates are $95.00 per night, 1-2 
occupancy, which includes free wireless internet and mini-fridges.  There's a fitness 
center, indoor/outdoor pool, and business center, as well as a resturant and Starbucks 
inside the hotel.  There is a complimentary 24-hour airport shuttle and free parking.  
The rooms are blocked.  To reserve, go here: 

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Hotel site:  http://tinyurl.com/July16FTF 

Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!

                                          -- RSI