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Date : 02/14/2018 Duedate: 02/27/2018
PRIMUS ARENA
DM 102 TURN 732
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DO IT AGAIN 11/1870 3313 1240 52 72.8 4-LETTER PIZZA 84/2217
IN THE JUNGLE 35/1865 FAILED MUSICALS 82/2402
DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/356 4 LETTER WEATHER 82/2336
2 THE CODA 71/1660 464 263 1 63.8 HOUSE OF CARDS 3 82/2460
DEMON LORE 68/1656 MY FAVORITE ANIMAL 82/2404
WAR-C-KERS 11/2357 9 SUPERIOR FOR 29/549 1080 960 15 52.9
ACTION TOYS 41/1693 SUPERIOR FATHER 82/2265
THE FORSAKEN 60/1288 SUPERIOR FORCES 25/2263
3-STREET WALK 29/2054 14 8 0 63.6 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/1830
4 BALL 82/1973 4721 3287 34 59.0 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 60/1950
BUFFON 97/1976 10 DRUNKEN TOA 19/1714 151 140 1 51.9
RAT MEN 4/1980 11 TEAM W 98/2159 632 614 12 50.7
BOY O'S 51/1553 TECHNOLOGY 5/1181
THE BEARS 1/335 OLD SCHOOL 41/2393
VEGGIES 33/1983 HOMESTAR & CO 9/2310
DISASTER 24/2141 JUNKYARD WARS 98/1667
HARDWARE 82/1981 NEED FOR SPEED 96/2468
THE BEARS 35/843 EXPLODING SHEEP 84/2463
THE BEARS 37/844 12 JOHNS 5/1671 1802 1767 7 50.5
THE BEARS 2/1372 HABIT 78/2249
THE BEARS 10/1977 STORIES 49/1444
THE BEARS 68/1975 WHY KNOT 63/2290
THE CREAM 3 96/1818 UNDER DURESS 64/1809
HELL'S BEARS 40/1978 VIOLENT FEMS 35/1875
WILD THINGS 2 8/2130 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/2243
5 DERANGED 6 97/2435 2456 1870 14 56.8 13 THE ALLIANCE 56/588 374 367 0 50.5
DOMINATION 78/1501 THE MENTORS 10/2086
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/343 MENTOR BLISS 14/2449
BLACK BULLDOGS 5/1572 THE RAZOR'S EDGE 70/814
GATES OF FIRE 74/2011 MASTERS OF MELODY 21/2473
MAD SCIENTISTS 18/1573 14 FANGS 9/2311 2049 2038 0 50.1
ROOKIE HALEN 9 84/2434 MUSCLE MEN 4 82/2111
STONED ROOKIES 14 82/2432 LEGENDS OF TKE 70/1347
6 F 29/2453 4513 3684 51 55.1 MAMMAL MILITIA 82/2211
011510A 5/2044 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/731
042909A 2/2001 MEDAL OF HONOR V 82/2214
011808F 71/2247 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/1796
011808O 82/1995 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/2056
071406AD 6/2002 MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/2147
071406W 61/2360 MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/2198
SAM'S TOYS 2/2380 MEDAL OF HONOR F1 43/2148
YOU DON'T SAY! 46/2359 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 26/2321
IRATE FORMATIONS 3/1934 MEDAL OF HONOR G1 40/2145
SUPER STARS R US 1/2415 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 41/2146
ADVENTURE TIME 2 40/2392 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 63/2328
HOLE IN THE WALL 82/2337 MEDAL OF HONOR J4 24/2319
DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1968 MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/2199
MUFFINS TO DIE FOR 97/2410 MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 84/2343
THE FIRST REVENGER 18/2187 MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/1961
7 PITT GLADIAT 56/578 1438 1233 11 53.8 MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 82/2333
8 WORDS VII 84/2408 3210 2818 37 53.3 MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II 84/2340
STREET PIZZA 18/293 15 RAPTURE 82/2261 1411 1421 12 49.8
MARKET CRASH 82/2406 CENSORED 82/1508
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
UNDERRATED 2 82/2431 ENVENOMED 82/2099
I AM SUCK 82/1762 SERPENTS' HOLD 56/2457
APPLE CIDER 21/2091 ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 17/2234
INCANTATION 18/2089 KILLER DISEASES 84/2342
MOB TACTICS 82/2175 DRAGONS GUARD II 52/2327
1976 RAIDERS 82/2176 ZOMBIE SQUAD III 22/2006
THIRSTY THUGS 9/1668 CELESTIAL KNIGHTS 68/1951
ROGUE WARRIOR 97/2120 SERPENTS HOLD 200 47/2455
THIRSTY THUGS 10/1023 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/2412
TRIP TO TEMPE 82/2330 23 NOTORIOUS 32/357 212 253 1 45.6
WICKED MARTYRS 7/2085 DEATH HORDE 33/1805
ITS JUST WRONG 82/2098 EASTERN HORDE 12/1389
ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/2262 EASTERN HORDE 17/1399
VICIOUS VANDALS 12/1320 EASTERN HORDE 33/2389
WORD OF THE DAY 82/2104 EASTERN HORDE 36/1424
LIFE'S TOO SHORT 82/2102 EASTERN HORDE 55/1253
THINGS THAT SUCK 82/2107 EASTERN HORDE 57/2395
WAY TOO MUCH BEER 11/1319 EASTERN HORDE 60/2396
BLOOD IN, BLOOD OUT 84/2409 EASTERN HORDE 75/1786
16 RHYME TYME 55/587 1689 1707 9 49.7 EASTERN HORDE 82/1505
WE WANT RAISES 75/922 EASTERN HORDE 3 19/2387
SCARRY BEASTIES 74/958 24 ELVENDEN 69/1311 40 48 0 45.5
GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/2144 25 STEEL BLADES 30/933 348 418 4 45.4
17 BOND-AGE 81/2430 297 305 0 49.3 DEMONIC FURY 44/2038
MIKE'S INK 62/1785 26 BRIGHT 3/2374 848 1103 3 43.5
BLOOD & IRON 40/1549 OBELISK 002 2/2474
18 EMETICS 45/2204 103 115 0 47.2 TEAM FLOYD 38/1298
BUMS 'R' US 60/2397 BLUNT FORCE 29/2161
HAPLESS WAIF 8/2445 POKER GREATS 1/2373
JOYS OF BOOZE 33/2238 BG-BOSSANOVA 97/2472
19 CENTER FOR O 18/462 111 129 1 46.2 PACK OF RATS 42/2477
COLOR ME SUAVE 42/1674 COLLEGE RADIO 32/2036
20 SEA DOGS 33/2239 1219 1433 15 46.0 COLLEGE RADIO 43/2475
SEA DOGS 35/2203 LEAGUE ARCANE 15/1541
DUNGEON CELL 42/1945 ORIOLE MADNESS 82/2376
SHEWISH PICNIC 7/2444 SERPENTINE INC. 22/2353
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/2361 ARCANE GREATS MI 99/2352
SHEWISH BUFFET 63/2291 ARCANE KNOWLEDGE 17/1397
SHEWISH BUFFET 78/2207 FLOYD'S FAN CLUB 19/1403
DUNGEON CELL 97 82/2182 GET OUTTA MY WAY 18/2028
DUNGEON CELL S08C 99/2123 MUSIC TO KILL BY 96/1740
SHEWISH DELICACIES 15/2450 TERRAPIN STATION 10/1021
21 F/X 33/2390 1088 1277 19 46.0 THE MOTHERSHIP 3 60/1258
BOOMERISMS 96/1967 THE SAVAGE KINKS 22/2470
COOL DORKS 84/2024 INK & STEEL RETRO 15/2437
REALITY TV 11/2446 THE MOTHERSHIP AH 60/2268
SWEORDMASTERS 1/1275 THE MOTHERSHIP CE 65/2375
CONSANGUINEOUS 8/2004 UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/2438
FRIEND OR FOE 36/2323 VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/2471
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/1274 THE MOTHERSHIP 014 41/2476
PERFECTION QUEST 13 13/1940 27 BLOODRIGHT 11/2308 127 167 0 43.2
22 DA BULLS 13/2414 978 1163 0 45.7 OBSIDIAN HALL 33/2202
MMM BEER 35/2077 IRON CATHEDRAL 52/2185
U PAY I SLAY 5/2442 KARAMATZOV BROS 3/2307
SERPENTS HOLD 2/2441 BLOODHAMMER CLAN 82/2461
ZOMBIE SQUAD 43/2306 28 X-POSSE 72/2458 3 4 0 42.9
ZOMBIE SQUAD 65/2362 29 $$$$$ 77/878 261 352 1 42.6
PARKING LOT 3 25/2280 IVO'S ARMY 23/892
PARKING LOT 4 74/2364 CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/925
SERPENTS HOLD 22/2318 30 KNIGHTS OF 56/1077 91 127 2 41.7
SERPENTS HOLD 36/2095 SPNSH INQUISITION 2/554
DRAGON'S GUARD 16/2050 SPNSH INQUISITION 62/595
SERPENT'S HOLD 46/1879 31 GWAR 70/2246 322 492 2 39.6
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
SERPENTS HOLD 2 9/2192 GWAR 77/2294
D.R.I. 21/2451 THE 27 CLUB 46/2394
DEADLY RAGE 69/867 WEBL GREATS 84/2433
DEADLY RAGE 72/2428 MEN OF STEEL 56/2205
FEAR FACTORY 61/2244 FOOT OF PRIDE 35/2425
FEAR FACTORY IV 70/2245 BLACK AND BLUES 6/2383
32 OBG! 47/2456 378 750 1 33.5 BUSINESS CLASS 84/2345
TRIBE 24/2320 IT WAS WRITTEN 84/2464
RUN DMC 1/2440 ALLITERATE ARMY 13/2448
ILLMATIC 11/2385 WU-TANG FOREVER 14/2419
PEARL JAM 4/2228 IT'S ALL OVER NOW 5/2443
BLOOD GANG 99/2469 CHIMES OF FREEDOM 84/2465
BOMB SQUAD 61/2398 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/2386
BOMB SQUAD 66/2329 33 AARDVARK & C 11/150 13 29 0 31.0
HIGHWAY 61 84/2466 34 FACES OF DEA 23/464 12 29 0 29.3
STILLMATIC 36/2324 CLAN STEELHAMMER 57/2427
DELTA BLUES 30/2201 35 GENETIC MISHA 14/32 542 1541 3 26.0
INJURY FAIL 84/2344 36 MAX'S MIRAC 45/2454 4 15 0 21.1
SAY MY NAME 25/2422 RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/166
SUMMERTEETH 33/2424
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
You elder fighters surely remember me. The younger ones may call me Olaf
Modeen. I return to PRIMUS once again! What's with BABY BLUE? He actually beat SEA
DOGS' BURIED TREASURE, and walked away with 136 more points from the fight. Laughs
were big at IT'S ALL OVER NOW while they watched BABY BLUE clobber BURIED TREASURE.
She lost 113 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. Try as he
might, MILLER KNIGHT wasn't good enough at persuading RABID-GERBIL to step down from
the Duelmaster's throne... Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on?
I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.
No matter the time or place, men will always duel. The most avoided team was
ANGELS OF PAIN. Management must be dealin', as the boys at THE BEARS ain't reelin'!
ANGELS OF PAIN's mad! How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged
warrior, SCOOTIE PUFF JR! Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.
THE LION KING expects the easy win by going 32 points down. VILLIAGE IDIOT will find
this a hard lesson! THE LION KING defeated VILLIAGE IDIOT. I bet THE LION KING
could beat two-year-olds, too. Well, GENETIC MISHAPS knows who to set their sights
on. I hate going to the effort of writing about the kind of fights that YOSHIMITSU
gets in. He fights people like CADILLAC DUARDO, 12 points below. I thought
YOSHIMITSU showed great skill and promise when he overcame CADILLAC DUARDO. All
right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Warriors of PRIMUS unite. You have only your games to lose! Is it my
imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day? To die so young, so
gloriously!
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here? Are
you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm writing it
before you read it. Oh, well. I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen
PRIMUS GUARDIANS W L K TEAM NAME CITY
1) RABID-GERBIL 68-6931 254 126 0 THE BEARS (1975) FIREHOLD
THE TOWER GUARD W L K TEAM NAME CITY
2)-SCREAMING EAGLE 4-6498 128 74 2 TRIBAL COUNCIL (343) JHELUM
3) FURIOUS BEAR 37-762 446 140 10 THE BEARS (844) SIBIKHAS
4) TERMINUS 97-484 218 106 7 BUFFON (1976) SHADOW GROVE
5) JACK DANIELS 51-3084 224 115 4 BOY O'S (1553) TRICORUS
6) MALICE 46-2336 125 61 1 SERPENT'S HOLD (1879) ARDIVENT
7) ENTER SANDMAN 40-3748 156 100 2 HELL'S BEARS (1978) ZENSU
8) MARCIANO 96-1446 162 109 6 THE CREAM 3 (1818) OLD VALAMANTIS
9) MILLER KNIGHT 10-3610 212 178 6 THIRSTY THUGS (1023) KOLACT
10) DARK GUARDIAN 10-2212 199 119 2 THE BEARS (1977) KOLACT
THE TOWER GUARD W L K TEAM NAME CITY
11) CALAVERA 9-4915 148 109 0 THIRSTY THUGS (1668) ZUKAL
THE ELITE GUARD W L K TEAM NAME CITY
12) VERTIGO 16-5544 114 76 0 DRAGON'S GUARD (2050) WILLAF
13) STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443 121 69 0 RAT MEN (1980) JHELUM
14) JAMES FLETCHER 11-3810 160 107 2 WAY TOO MUCH BEER (1319) ARUAK CITY
15) EXPLICIT 82-2474 161 113 5 CENSORED (1508) DWES EG
16) WOLVERINE 82-6651 65 57 0 BALL (1973) DWES EG
17) SKIDMARK BUG 2-5711 113 56 2 042909A (2001) NIANIA
18) SID 12-3449 169 134 2 VICIOUS VANDALS (1320) RIZTAB
19) HAM BURGLAR 99-1620 146 94 4 DUNGEON CELL S08C (2123) SOUTH RIDGE
20) CONSORTIUM DORK 84-7918 81 74 2 COOL DORKS (2024) BLACKSTONE
21) KHYRON 75-1026 300 309 3 WE WANT RAISES (922) JADE MOUNTAIN
22) SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5-5033 105 40 1 011510A (2044) KALTOS
23) NECROMANCER 18-6386 117 61 0 INCANTATION (2089) TALCAMA
24) WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885 194 155 7 THE BEARS (1975) FIREHOLD
25) CARNIVOROUS SLOTH 56-1073 196 122 5 PITT GLADIATORS (578) ROCANIS
26) #NULL 82-54215 117 65 2 011808O (1995) DWES EG
27) TOM THUMB 35-3791 198 89 1 THE BEARS (843) MURSKA
28) SNAKE OIL SALESMAN 82-49671 129 106 2 DUNGEON CELL 97 (2182) DWES EG
29) MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! 60-8618 128 92 1 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950)ARADI
30) GOSSAMER 35-3656 145 87 1 MMM BEER (2077) MURSKA
31) TOM COLLINS 10-4083 153 131 6 THIRSTY THUGS (1023) KOLACT
DEFENDERS OF THE TOWER W L K TEAM NAME CITY
32) HOT HAZEL 98-608 102 78 4 JUNKYARD WARS (1667) SYVYN'S HILL
33) DEE DEE 8-384 170 77 2 WILD THINGS 2 (2130) ARKERS
34) MR. GHERKIN 6-6385 104 65 0 071406AD (2002) TRANSEL
35) FRAIL WHALE 55-1968 277 348 4 RHYME TYME (587) KHALANI
36) PEPP 84-27296 86 30 0 4-LETTER PIZZA (2217) BLACKSTONE
37) STINGRAY 30-2264 116 100 1 STEEL BLADES (933) IAYE
38) MASQUERADE 8-2297 199 122 1 WILD THINGS 2 (2130) ARKERS
39) ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931 207 119 0 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731) OSKSI
40) SWIFT 75-181 357 277 6 WE WANT RAISES (922) JADE MOUNTAIN
41) YANKEE 23-2869 104 117 5 IVO'S ARMY (892) TI
42)-FIREDRAKE 30-2070 132 132 3 STEEL BLADES (933) IAYE
43) WILD FIRE 24-4880 100 59 4 DISASTER (2141) ZORPUNT
44) LOWLY WORM 74-56 362 274 2 SCARRY BEASTIES (958) DAYLA KIV
45) FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 275 297 2 RHYME TYME (587) KHALANI
46) HEMLOCK 68-2193 113 110 2 CELESTIAL KNIGHTS (1951) FIREHOLD
47) PARTY'S OVER 75-2179 73 55 0 EASTERN HORDE (1786) JADE MOUNTAIN
48) TWILIGHT ZONE 56-1694 118 84 1 THE ALLIANCE (588) ROCANIS
49) DOMINION 22-5043 124 123 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD III (2006) SOLVEN
50) DEADLY BEAR 2-3688 218 171 0 THE BEARS (1372) NIANIA
51) MISCHIEVOUS IMP 36-1504 62 31 3 FRIEND OR FOE (2323) JHANS
52) CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330 119 98 2 TECHNOLOGY (1181) KALTOS
53) HOUSE MOUSE 55-221 271 380 3 RHYME TYME (587) KHALANI
54) TAPS 96-841 92 82 5 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1740) OLD VALAMANTIS
55) BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570 160 103 0 DO IT AGAIN (1870) ARUAK CITY
56) ASHEN SHUGAR 56-1867 93 111 5 MEN OF STEEL (2205) ROCANIS
57) DRINK HARD 82-9194 75 65 1 LIFE'S TOO SHORT (2102) DWES EG
58) GROGGY DOGGY 55-223 273 383 0 RHYME TYME (587) KHALANI
59) G.I. JOE 29-723 124 137 5 SUPERIOR FORCES (549) LAPUR
60) SONIC 56-1695 104 87 2 THE ALLIANCE (588) ROCANIS
61) TERROR 2-2021 89 76 1 SPNSH INQUISITION (554) NIANIA
LEGION OF THE WAND W L K TEAM NAME CITY
62) JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237 166 122 2 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (2056) KATI-TEI
63) BELIAL 7-3838 253 137 4 WICKED MARTYRS (2085) BONSUR
64) ZIPPY 82-1886 91 60 1 EASTERN HORDE (1505) DWES EG
65) YOSHIMITSU 41-3595 133 79 2 ACTION TOYS (1693) KATI-TEI
66) JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143 78 63 0 PERFECTION QUEST 13 (1940) DULLENS
67) NAMELESS TOOK 1-3195 161 80 6 THE BEARS (335) MORDANT
LEGION OF THE WAND W L K TEAM NAME CITY
68) MEAT 84-27302 77 17 1 4-LETTER PIZZA (2217) BLACKSTONE
69) KAIDEN 35-3108 266 254 4 VIOLENT FEMS (1875) MURSKA
70) PSYCOSIS 70-249 125 82 2 THE RAZOR'S EDGE (814) SENTERN
71) FIBULARIS 82-28877 167 141 1 MUSCLE MEN 4 (2111) DWES EG
72) POLYNIKES 74-4191 116 86 1 GATES OF FIRE (2011) DAYLA KIV
73) FIRST BORN 68-8510 139 63 0 DEMON LORE (1656) FIREHOLD
74) NEO LIGHTNING 17-5112 75 73 1 EASTERN HORDE (1399) ALJAFIR
75)-WIMPY 98-2670 104 60 4 TEAM W (2159) SYVYN'S HILL
76) THE BLACK FOX 52-1169 115 85 3 IRON CATHEDRAL (2185) FRATSFA
77) ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426 167 154 1 MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (1961) DWES EG
78) CADILLAC DUARDO 18-2130 117 105 2 THE FIRST REVENGER (2187) TALCAMA
79) PEACE 19-4280 216 196 4 DRUNKEN TOAD (1714) ZUWAYZA
80) SIRTON 82-9190 78 61 1 I AM SUCK (1762) DWES EG
81) THREE BLIND WEISS 96-2961 76 46 6 BOOMERISMS (1967) OLD VALAMANTIS
82) WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317 107 73 2 SUPERIOR FATHER (2265) DWES EG
83) HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635 78 51 5 SHEWISH BUFFET (2361) JURINE
84) SCRAG 82-1704 44 32 0 HARDWARE (1981) DWES EG
85) ARIES 69-4434 83 101 0 DEADLY RAGE (867) CIMMERIAC
86) MARKUS 11-2295 123 90 2 BLOODRIGHT (2308) ARUAK CITY
87) CECIL BOLTON 82-42248 122 94 0 MEDAL OF HONOR V (2214) DWES EG
88) NO QUAM HERE 12-3729 65 82 4 EASTERN HORDE (1389) RIZTAB
89) PAUL WIEDORFER 24-4876 156 65 1 MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (2319) ZORPUNT
90) ET 77-714 78 97 2 $$$$$ (878) MAZGOURRAH
91) RIDDLER 61-1856 139 99 1 FEAR FACTORY (2244) JURINE
92) SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558 125 94 9 STREET PIZZA (293) TALCAMA
93) ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 63-2885 54 48 0 SHEWISH BUFFET (2291) AMEN-TEI
94) ED 209 5-3955 123 127 5 TECHNOLOGY (1181) KALTOS
95) BROKEN ARROW 71-2277 139 78 2 THE CODA (1660) KYR'TERR
96) LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 93 55 1 ZOMBIE SQUAD (2306) VEASTIAN
97) 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 85 120 3 GWAR (2246) SENTERN
98) NORAF 82-3856 141 80 0 ENVENOMED (2099) DWES EG
99) VIOLATOR 44-2122 117 130 2 DEMONIC FURY (2038) KRILL
100) CARDINAL BIGGLES 62-1229 84 80 2 SPNSH INQUISITION (595) VALAMANTIS
101) WYNETT 30-2340 106 133 3 STEEL BLADES (933) IAYE
THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS W L K TEAM NAME CITY
102) TRIFFID 2-3408 140 104 1 CREAM OF THE SLOP (925) NIANIA
103) KIMO 70-6089 91 102 4 FEAR FACTORY IV (2245) SENTERN
104) STABBING WESTWARD 38-3329 102 60 2 TEAM FLOYD (1298) CLIFFHOME
105) CONFESSION 8-4895 104 79 0 CONSANGUINEOUS (2004) ARKERS
106) FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968 220 101 1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731) OSKSI
107) CONTROVERSY 64-3914 119 137 1 UNDER DURESS (1809) KURUKAR
108) CONUNDRUM 8-4892 80 59 1 CONSANGUINEOUS (2004) ARKERS
109) CALIS 56-3426 88 98 0 MEN OF STEEL (2205) ROCANIS
110) DUKE OF DOOM 56-1316 126 90 4 THE ALLIANCE (588) ROCANIS
111)-LEMASE WITH GUN 82-2485 45 29 1 ITS JUST WRONG (2098) DWES EG
112) FANG 36-7526 75 57 0 SERPENTS HOLD (2095) JHANS
113) WILLIE BROWN 82-13201 61 94 1 1976 RAIDERS (2176) DWES EG
114) SHARK BAIT 33-7652 106 83 1 SEA DOGS (2239) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
115)-PEA POD 33-7338 86 61 0 VEGGIES (1983) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
116) FRANKLINS TOWER 30-4725 65 113 1 DELTA BLUES (2201) IAYE
117) SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544 70 67 1 PARKING LOT 3 (2280) LYRATILAN
118) OTIS 3-6501 193 109 6 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731) OSKSI
119) DEAD MAN WALKING 42-4512 70 76 0 DUNGEON CELL (1945) RODEKI
120) HERSHEL WILLIAMS 26-4767 125 106 2 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (2321) CALEAM
121) FINGER PUPPET 36-1774 91 100 1 EASTERN HORDE (1424) JHANS
122) ASHAR 30-1777 131 120 3 STEEL BLADES (933) IAYE
123) DEATH BY NPC 82-20688 82 56 0 THINGS THAT SUCK (2107) DWES EG
124) SLAKE 82-12993 55 80 0 WORD OF THE DAY (2104) DWES EG
125) SMOKE 68-5868 122 96 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (2412) FIREHOLD
126) PINK MINK 55-220 347 299 2 RHYME TYME (587) KHALANI
127) GAOLER 42-4504 100 112 3 DUNGEON CELL (1945) RODEKI
128) DAY TURNER 40-4279 123 126 1 MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (2145) ZENSU
THE LADY'S CHALLENGERS W L K TEAM NAME CITY
129) BLOWS 82-40784 71 55 2 4 LETTER WEATHER (2336) DWES EG
130) THE RABBIT 56-2960 63 38 1 KNIGHTS OF NI (1077) ROCANIS
131) THAT GUY 97-2120 100 50 3 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1968) SHADOW GROVE
132) KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 90 107 2 GWAR (2294) MAZGOURRAH
133) KALDOR 56-2134 74 77 1 THE ALLIANCE (588) ROCANIS
134) DAWN 17-7248 85 44 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (2234) ALJAFIR
135) TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443 109 28 0 DEVIL ADVOCATES (356) ARVAT
136) S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 148 152 3 HABIT (2249) LIN TIRIAN
137) TALON 18-7782 70 56 1 GET OUTTA MY WAY (2028) TALCAMA
138) BOLD MR. WASABI 2-5622 61 25 0 042909A (2001) NIANIA
139) PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 111 75 3 FEAR FACTORY (2244) JURINE
140) WYRD 1-8156 75 81 2 SWEORDMASTERS (1275) MORDANT
141) IPECAC 45-3625 144 124 0 EMETICS (2204) STORMCROWE
142) DORIE MILLER 3-6683 149 120 2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (1796) OSKSI
143) SUICIDE 21-4832 81 58 1 APPLE CIDER (2091) SUNSET
144) ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 145 82 0 COLOR ME SUAVE (1674) RODEKI
145) ELFSTER 69-3085 99 102 4 ELVENDEN (1311) CIMMERIAC
146) SMALL POX 84-18995 84 40 0 KILLER DISEASES (2342) BLACKSTONE
147) THOMAS WIGLE 63-2777 57 69 3 MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (2328) AMEN-TEI
148) DMITRI 3-2461 110 111 2 KARAMATZOV BROS (2307) OSKSI
149) ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648 112 176 1 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (2199) CALEAM
150) LANFEAR 60-3433 148 71 1 THE FORSAKEN (1288) ARADI
151) THE LION KING 35-4124 104 41 0 IN THE JUNGLE (1865) MURSKA
THE LADY'S PROTECTOR W L K TEAM NAME CITY
152) ZAKAU 5-4623 112 125 0 JOHNS (1671) KALTOS
153) MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759 156 94 2 MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (2198) ZORPUNT
154) RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857 85 69 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (2207) LIN TIRIAN
155) NECROMANCER 15-3037 54 38 1 LEAGUE ARCANE (1541) MALCORN
156) MAKTOR 66-3115 81 115 0 BOMB SQUAD (2329) TARRGIR
157) LUCIAN ADAMS 84-28187 109 38 1 MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 (2343) BLACKSTONE
158) KOOKABURRA 33-4151 221 249 5 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (2144) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
159) OPAL RAVIOLI 71-6687 64 64 0 011808F (2247) KYR'TERR
160) ARGUMENT 64-3915 130 126 0 UNDER DURESS (1809) KURUKAR
161) TOE PUPPET 18-9544 101 66 0 CENTER FOR OLDS (462) TALCAMA
162)-AZMUS 82-4139 74 89 0 MOB TACTICS (2175) DWES EG
163)-NICK NACK 81-1750 43 53 3 BOND-AGE (2430) SHADOWSPIRE
164) CRATER FACE 1-8340 88 74 0 LAB EXPERIMENTS (1274) MORDANT
165) CARPET BURN 3-5698 103 124 0 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731) OSKSI
166) BRAK 57-3163 54 50 2 CLAN STEELHAMMER (2427) ANDOR
167) PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842 83 72 1 POKER GREATS (2373) MORDANT
168) MICRO 84-42149 45 28 1 BLOOD IN, BLOOD OUT (2409) BLACKSTONE
169) GORDIAN 63-2104 131 136 0 WHY KNOT (2290) AMEN-TEI
170) LEO POWERS 43-4599 112 141 0 MEDAL OF HONOR F1 (2148) VEASTIAN
171) COYOTE 60-7626 159 153 2 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (2243) ARADI
172) BALISONG 22-6847 80 98 0 SERPENTS HOLD (2318) SOLVEN
173) FURIOUS GORGE 3-6923 83 98 0 IRATE FORMATIONS (1934) OSKSI
174) CHARLIE PATTON 30-3911 101 101 0 DELTA BLUES (2201) IAYE
175) THE FLYEST 36-7549 76 53 1 STILLMATIC (2324) JHANS
176) MARCINKO 97-961 156 102 5 ROGUE WARRIOR (2120) SHADOW GROVE
177) TITANIA 65-5835 51 29 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (1830) DAL SHANG
178) CAL RIPPER JR 82-6799 53 48 0 ORIOLE MADNESS (2376) DWES EG
179) THIRD COURSE 15-5338 57 32 0 SHEWISH DELICACIES (2450) MALCORN
180) VILLIAGE IDIOT 14-304 330 436 2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32) TOBIR
181) DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 177 113 5 COLOR ME SUAVE (1674) RODEKI
182) HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052 138 96 4 OLD SCHOOL (2393) KATI-TEI
183) FIXED DRINK 35-4529 57 39 0 FOOT OF PRIDE (2425) MURSKA
184) ORANGE CRANBERRY 97-4962 66 47 6 MUFFINS TO DIE FOR (2410) SHADOW GROVE
185) ANNIE DUKE 82-49334 51 25 2 HOUSE OF CARDS 3 (2460) DWES EG
186) THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472 162 122 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (2147) VEASTIAN
187) SCREAMING VOMIT 11-4209 65 73 2 WAY TOO MUCH BEER (1319) ARUAK CITY
188) ALIEN NATION 60-5017 112 59 1 THE MOTHERSHIP 3 (1258) ARADI
189)-HIMEY THE PIMP 29-730 78 50 1 STREET WALKERS (2054) LAPUR
THE LADY'S PROTECTOR W L K TEAM NAME CITY
190) J.J. PARRODOTE 70-5939 75 89 1 LEGENDS OF TKE (1347) SENTERN
191) LOBOROACH 11-2587 59 40 0 AARDVARK & CO. (150) ARUAK CITY
192) BABY BLUE 5-5321 53 55 1 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (2443) KALTOS
193) HOFFA 49-3185 184 315 0 STORIES (1444) VITHICAR
194) MOJO-JOJO 12-3867 77 64 2 EASTERN HORDE (1389) RIZTAB
195) BEER GOGGLES 33-6819 113 173 1 JOYS OF BOOZE (2238) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
196) AZREAL ELS 55-3117 45 42 4 EASTERN HORDE (1253) KHALANI
197) BOSOMY GOLDMINE 1-8537 58 28 0 SUPER STARS R US (2415) MORDANT
198) I 29-6065 59 18 1 F (2453) LAPUR
199) FALLSWORTH 33-2427 54 76 0 OBSIDIAN HALL (2202) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
200)-ASPARAGUS 82-38983 68 72 1 UNDERRATED 2 (2431) DWES EG
201) CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184 66 88 1 D.R.I. (2451) SUNSET
202) ROBERT DUNLAP 41-4378 102 143 0 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (2146) KATI-TEI
203)-DARGON 52-4264 59 69 0 DRAGONS GUARD II (2327) FRATSFA
204) BIGGLES 60-6032 157 137 1 BUMS 'R' US (2397) ARADI
205) DR FUGLY 61-3477 42 40 0 071406W (2360) JURINE
206)-TUNA SALAD 74-4255 69 65 1 PARKING LOT 4 (2364) DAYLA KIV
207) PARAGON 17-3995 65 40 4 ARCANE KNOWLEDGE (1397) ALJAFIR
208) ASCARI 96-3716 92 57 4 NEED FOR SPEED (2468) OLD VALAMANTIS
209) BLIND BLAKE 6-6814 62 61 2 BLACK AND BLUES (2383) TRANSEL
210) INKED PIG 15-5112 92 63 1 INK & STEEL RETRO (2437) MALCORN
211) FLOYD 99-1041 55 49 4 ARCANE GREATS MI (2352) SOUTH RIDGE
212) BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798 153 166 2 MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 (2333) DWES EG
213) BEAST OF BURDEN 82-46432 76 89 1 STONED ROOKIES 14 (2432) DWES EG
214) IMAGINATION 26-4975 68 46 0 VCU COLLEGE RADIO (2471) CALEAM
215) BIKINI LINE 25-4545 74 97 0 SUPERIOR FORCES (2263) LYRATILAN
216) MORTIFICATION 61-2333 102 100 4 FEAR FACTORY (2244) JURINE
217) RANCID WAIF 8-4413 148 82 0 HAPLESS WAIF (2445) ARKERS
218) MONTY PYTHON 22-5939 71 72 2 SERPENTINE INC. (2353) SOLVEN
219) ASP 47-7591 46 37 0 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (2455) NORTH FORK
220) AHRINGOL 33-5726 25 15 0 DEATH HORDE (1805) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
221) CHRONIC 19-3179 67 25 1 FLOYD'S FAN CLUB (1403) ZUWAYZA
222) CHUPACABRA 10-3827 56 70 1 TERRAPIN STATION (1021) KOLACT
223) WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845 85 63 2 RIFF-RAFF CREW (166) MURSKA
224) WILLY T MAC 82-5925 54 90 0 RAPTURE (2261) DWES EG
225) THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104 70 66 0 THE MOTHERSHIP AH (2268) ARADI
226) GEORGIA SAM 84-32938 58 57 0 HIGHWAY 61 (2466) BLACKSTONE
227) JORMP JUMPER 2-5834 34 42 0 SAM'S TOYS (2380) NIANIA
228) MINGE THE MARVELOUS 82-44835 49 38 0 HOLE IN THE WALL (2337) DWES EG
229) DMX 25-5675 89 43 2 SAY MY NAME (2422) LYRATILAN
230) I-10 82-5256 64 71 1 TRIP TO TEMPE (2330) DWES EG
231) MABUSHI 9-5548 58 89 0 SERPENTS HOLD 2 (2192) ZUKAL
232) FISHWIFE 33-7822 63 68 4 SEA DOGS (2239) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
233) WHAT? 24-4991 62 69 2 TRIBE (2320) ZORPUNT
234) HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 94 86 0 BLUNT FORCE (2161) LAPUR
235) GINNY'S SECRET 11-6295 64 60 5 WAR-C-KERS (2357) ARUAK CITY
236) CANNONBALL 72-5313 61 73 3 X-POSSE (2458) DRAGONHEAD
237) SASHA 65-7111 73 97 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD (2362) DAL SHANG
238) REUNITED 14-4771 73 92 1 WU-TANG FOREVER (2419) TOBIR
239) ANDRES 61-3645 92 77 1 BOMB SQUAD (2398) JURINE
240) WARDRA 82-56471 44 19 1 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (2461) DWES EG
241) ROCK A BYE 33-4653 65 51 4 EASTERN HORDE (2389) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
242) ETHER 36-7552 83 60 2 STILLMATIC (2324) JHANS
243) AUTOMATIC LOVER 32-3287 51 56 0 NOTORIOUS (357) ARVAT
244) ANTON CHIGURH 97-3183 137 53 6 DERANGED 6 (2435) SHADOW GROVE
245) SSSINK! 33-7925 43 39 0 F/X (2390) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
246) MUSH 84-27306 34 17 0 4-LETTER PIZZA (2217) BLACKSTONE
247) ROGAR THORFIN 78-2255 93 84 5 DOMINATION (1501) LIN TIRIAN
248) PEPE LE FUNK 60-4570 38 30 1 EASTERN HORDE (2396) ARADI
249) SMUG BUG 55-2900 213 254 0 RHYME TYME (587) KHALANI
250) ODB 14-4891 57 58 2 WU-TANG FOREVER (2419) TOBIR
251) VAMPIRE SQUID 35-4115 42 77 0 SEA DOGS (2203) MURSKA
252) STRONG BAD 9-5140 68 84 0 HOMESTAR & CO (2310) ZUKAL
THE LADY'S PROTECTOR W L K TEAM NAME CITY
253)-WILD THANG! 29-2393 50 36 0 STREET WALKERS (2054) LAPUR
254) JOE SCHMOE 82-1888 32 20 3 EASTERN HORDE (1505) DWES EG
255) FINGER SANDWICH 7-6437 27 16 0 SHEWISH PICNIC (2444) BONSUR
256) TRASH QUAM 19-3751 55 41 2 EASTERN HORDE 3 (2387) ZUWAYZA
257) 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042 53 62 4 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (2386) WILLAF
258) BUTTERCUP 45-3416 37 44 1 MAX'S MIRACLE (2454) STORMCROWE
259) IRONIC TWIST 65-7198 76 68 2 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (2375) DAL SHANG
260) SMELLY STOCKS 82-39949 63 67 1 MARKET CRASH (2406) DWES EG
261) DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736 85 60 1 RUN DMC (2440) MORDANT
262) INCISOR 9-5185 130 159 1 FANGS (2311) ZUKAL
263) BONHAM 21-7738 70 50 1 MASTERS OF MELODY (2473) SUNSET
264) ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837 61 69 0 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (2438) VEASTIAN
265) SOFA KNEE 84-30839 52 58 1 INJURY FAIL (2344) BLACKSTONE
266) EARL OF LEMONGRAB 40-4564 40 33 2 ADVENTURE TIME 2 (2392) ZENSU
267) SEYMORE GUTTS 5-5237 30 48 1 U PAY I SLAY (2442) KALTOS
268) MY LITTLE GTO 47-7745 66 41 0 OBG! (2456) NORTH FORK
269) NY STATE OF MIND 11-7402 50 30 0 ILLMATIC (2385) ARUAK CITY
270) GRANDPA CLEATUS 5-228 133 104 1 BLACK BULLDOGS (1572) KALTOS
271)-AHUA KIN 40-3346 23 20 0 BLOOD & IRON (1549) ZENSU
272) OOO OOO OOO 46-4281 45 43 0 YOU DON'T SAY! (2359) ARDIVENT
273) PHOTON 18-3292 43 43 0 MAD SCIENTISTS (1573) TALCAMA
274) KID FUNKY FRIED 72-3950 27 33 1 DEADLY RAGE (2428) DRAGONHEAD
275) HRUNTLING 1-8994 35 21 1 SWEORDMASTERS (1275) MORDANT
276) HANGMAN 23-1076 73 41 1 FACES OF DEATH (464) TI
277) DOWN TO THE WELL 97-5086 41 46 4 BG-BOSSANOVA (2472) SHADOW GROVE
278) JIMI HENDRIX 46-4251 76 61 0 THE 27 CLUB (2394) ARDIVENT
279) KINKY MCKINK 22-6463 49 24 2 THE SAVAGE KINKS (2470) SOLVEN
280) SHE'S A JAR 33-7804 74 72 0 SUMMERTEETH (2424) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
281) VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 61 148 0 MAMMAL MILITIA (2211) DWES EG
282) BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370 73 59 0 COLLEGE RADIO (2036) ARVAT
283) SIS BOOM BAA 84-19510 70 68 1 EXPLODING SHEEP (2463) BLACKSTONE
284) DAVID WAYBUR 84-5954 78 98 1 MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (2340)BLACKSTONE
285)-HONEY BOO BOO 11-7645 76 50 3 REALITY TV (2446) ARUAK CITY
286) HIGHWAY GAMBLER 5-5401 61 47 0 IT'S ALL OVER NOW (2443) KALTOS
287) MAJESTIC BELL 84-32914 32 22 0 CHIMES OF FREEDOM (2465) BLACKSTONE
288) EVERYONE WANTS SOME 84-26980 21 31 0 ROOKIE HALEN 9 (2434) BLACKSTONE
289) KAMIN 14-4965 53 41 0 MENTOR BLISS (2449) TOBIR
290) ANTHRAXUS 33-5723 34 29 1 DEATH HORDE (1805) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
291) EDDIE VEDDER 4-6710 57 87 1 PEARL JAM (2228) JHELUM
292) MAMBA 2-6100 29 29 0 SERPENTS HOLD (2441) NIANIA
293) RUPTURE 99-3463 99 44 5 BLOOD GANG (2469) SOUTH RIDGE
294) ZEBRA 82-31553 49 44 2 MY FAVORITE ANIMAL (2404) DWES EG
295) ELDERLY WOMAN 4-6673 57 78 1 PEARL JAM (2228) JHELUM
296) SAURON 25-5581 71 55 2 SAY MY NAME (2422) LYRATILAN
297) THE SUN 3-6307 48 53 0 BRIGHT (2374) OSKSI
298) MACROS THE BLACK 56-4492 55 29 3 MEN OF STEEL (2205) ROCANIS
299) THUNDAR BEAGLE! 14-852 157 473 2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32) TOBIR
300) PINK HEART 62-3643 37 45 2 MIKE'S INK (1785) VALAMANTIS
301) CHAIR 84-11685 25 41 0 WORDS VII (2408) BLACKSTONE
302) VIOLENT FURY 14-303 136 506 1 GENETIC MISHAPS (32) TOBIR
303) LITTLE LION 13-5626 49 52 1 ALLITERATE ARMY (2448) DULLENS
304) LODRIT ELS 57-4211 26 18 1 EASTERN HORDE (2395) ANDOR
305) HILLARY 10-6261 65 53 0 THE MENTORS (2086) KOLACT
306) KINGPIN 84-32807 54 80 0 BUSINESS CLASS (2345) BLACKSTONE
307) NEVER FOREVER 18-9308 28 15 1 STREET PIZZA (293) TALCAMA
308) PRODIGAL 84-26816 64 61 0 WEBL GREATS (2433) BLACKSTONE
309) NAS IS COMING 84-26692 83 50 0 IT WAS WRITTEN (2464) BLACKSTONE
310) THE SHINING 82-1279 46 68 0 FAILED MUSICALS (2402) DWES EG
311) BOOZER 13-5407 86 102 1 DA BULLS (2414) DULLENS
312) RATTLER 56-4336 47 41 0 SERPENTS' HOLD (2457) ROCANIS
313) MEMPHIS SLIM 30-3909 75 100 1 DELTA BLUES (2201) IAYE
314) CHIMPANZEE 82-12985 50 112 0 ANIMAL CRACKERS (2262) DWES EG
THE LADY'S PROTECTOR W L K TEAM NAME CITY
315) BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 90 36 0 SEA DOGS (2239) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DARK GUARDIAN viciously subdued SCOOTIE PUFF JR in a 36 minute Challenge fight.
CONSORTIUM DORK was narrowly defeated by VERTIGO in a 9 minute Challenge melee.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP vanquished DRINK HARD in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
DEE DEE demolished FRAIL WHALE in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
MASQUERADE bested SWIFT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
BIONIC BUFFALO was savagely defeated by FUNNY BUNNY in a 8 minute Challenge melee.
WILD FIRE vanquished HEMLOCK in a action packed 5 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DEADLY BEAR overpowered HOUSE MOUSE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
WALL PAPER HANGER overpowered TOM COLLINS in a 8 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BROKEN ARROW viciously subdued LINDA LOVELACE in a exciting 2 minute Challenge battle.
THREE BLIND WEISS was narrowly defeated by THE BLACK FOX in a 20 minute conflict.
YOSHIMITSU viciously subdued CADILLAC DUARDO in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
SCRAG handily defeated NO QUAM HERE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
JUMPINJACK FLASH devastated NEO LIGHTNING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TRUST BUSTER 1 savagely defeated PUNGENT STENCH in a exciting 4 minute Challenge bout.
CONUNDRUM viciously subdued WILLIE BROWN in a 7 minute Challenge competition.
WYRD savagely defeated SUICIDE in a exciting 9 minute gory Challenge duel.
CONFESSION was handily defeated by VIOLATOR in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
HRUNTLING was demolished by GRANDPA CLEATUS in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LANFEAR was overpowered by DMITRI in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SSSINK! subdued PEPE LE FUNK in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
GINNY'S SECRET won victory over CANNONBALL in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
THE LION KING savagely defeated VILLIAGE IDIOT in a exciting 10 minute Challenge fray.
CRATER FACE was vanquished by KOOKABURRA in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
RABID-GERBIL viciously subdued MILLER KNIGHT in a exciting 12 minute Title fight.
MARCIANO overpowered X STONE GOLEM in a exciting 2 minute gory one-sided fight.
TERMINUS outwaited SID in a crowd pleasing 8 minute gruesome match.
ENTER SANDMAN narrowly defeated CALAVERA in a exciting 20 minute brutal struggle.
JACK DANIELS devastated DARK CHAMPION in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
FURIOUS BEAR demolished X DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WOLVERINE was savagely defeated by MALICE in a popular 15 minute gory duel.
MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! viciously subdued GROGGY DOGGY in a crowd pleasing 10 minute bout.
TOM THUMB viciously subdued STONE GOLEM in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
STANLEY'S CUP narrowly defeated TAPS in a action packed 10 minute bloody duel.
GOSSAMER was demolished by #NULL in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gory uneven conflict.
ETERNAL D.J. was devastated by KHYRON in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
STINGRAY was demolished by HAM BURGLAR in a exciting 8 minute gory one-sided match.
SNAKE OIL SALESMAN was viciously subdued by SKIDMARK BUG in a popular 5 minute bout.
CARNIVOROUS SLOTH was savagely defeated by JAMES FLETCHER in a 55 minute competition.
EXPLICIT demolished HOT HAZEL in a exciting 5 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
NECROMANCER defeated LOWLY WORM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
RIDDLER was viciously subdued by PARTY'S OVER in a exciting 5 minute bloody conflict.
MR. GHERKIN demolished JAMES DOOLITTLE in a popular 2 minute bloody mismatched battle.
CAPTAIN CRUNCH subdued PSYCOSIS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
MEAT slimly lost to YANKEE in a popular 8 minute bout.
PEPP vanquished BELIAL in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
ASHEN SHUGAR handily defeated ROY BENAVIDEZ in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
TWILIGHT ZONE vanquished HORSE D'OEUVRE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DOMINION demolished ET in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory one-sided conflict.
NAMELESS TOOK beat FIRST BORN in a exciting 2 minute gruesome brawl.
SOLSBURY HILL vanquished ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PINK MINK was savagely defeated by WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE in a 2 minute fight.
PEACE overpowered DUKE OF DOOM in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided battle.
TERROR savagely defeated MARKUS in a exciting 2 minute gruesome contest.
SIRTON devastated X BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SONIC savagely defeated GAOLER in a popular 3 minute gory bout.
PAUL WIEDORFER was savagely defeated by G.I. JOE in a action packed 3 minute brawl.
CECIL BOLTON overpowered DEAD MAN WALKING in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ZIPPY demolished POLYNIKES in a exciting 2 minute gory mismatched duel.
ED 209 overpowered TALON in a exciting 2 minute bloody uneven duel.
FANG was vanquished by KAIDEN in a popular 2 minute gory uneven match.
WYNETT was overcome by FIBULARIS in a action packed 3 minute match.
ARIES viciously subdued BLOWS in a exciting 2 minute brutal duel.
SMOKE bested ETHER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
CONTROVERSY savagely defeated CHUPACABRA in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
SHARK BAIT overpowered PHIL HELLMUTH in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
KIMO devastated ANTHRAXUS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
3 FISTED RAT BOY vanquished MANUEL PEREZ in a action packed 3 minute one-sided duel.
FRANKLINS TOWER was overpowered by STABBING WESTWARD in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
CARDINAL BIGGLES demolished BILLY MITCHELL in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ASHAR overpowered IRONIC TWIST in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
FINGER PUPPET overpowered MAJESTIC BELL in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
THAT GUY savagely defeated HOFFA in a popular 9 minute bloody duel.
HERSHEL WILLIAMS overpowered KINGPIN in a action packed 1 minute mismatched duel.
KNUCKLE JAW was defeated by DAY TURNER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
S. MARY ROSE was narrowly defeated by SLAKE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
SHOULDA 8 STEAK devastated INKED PIG in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven battle.
DORIE MILLER vanquished NECROMANCER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
OTIS viciously subdued I-10 in a exciting 2 minute gruesome match.
SMALL POX savagely defeated FURIOUS GORGE in a action packed 5 minute gruesome duel.
CALIS overpowered IMAGINATION in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched competition.
DELAWARE RUN was bested by ELFSTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
ALMOST PRETTY was viciously subdued by FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a 3 minute conflict.
THE RABBIT overpowered DOWN TO THE WELL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
KALDOR handily defeated ASCARI in a action packed 1 minute uneven competition.
NORAF handily defeated WAILIN' VAN HALEN in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
IPECAC vanquished HANGMAN in a action packed 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
DAWN vanquished FISHWIFE in a action packed 1 minute bloody uneven duel.
BOLD MR. WASABI overpowered SHE'S A JAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
TRIFFID overpowered PINK HEART in a action packed 2 minute bloody one-sided bout.
DEATH BY NPC handily defeated CAL RIPPER JR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MY LITTLE GTO was bested by BALISONG in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
SMUG BUG vanquished VAMPIRE SQUID in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
AZREAL ELS savagely defeated ROBERT DUNLAP in a exciting 2 minute gory contest.
ASP beat MUSH in a 2 minute battle.
OOO OOO OOO was viciously subdued by PARAGON in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal duel.
JIMI HENDRIX was demolished by CARPET BURN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BUTTERCUP was vanquished by FIXED DRINK in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided melee.
ARCHERS OF LOAF was overpowered by SASHA in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
LEO POWERS demolished CHAIR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
THOMAS FOWLER savagely defeated MOJO-JOJO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute battle.
RATTLER was savagely defeated by MACROS THE BLACK in a exciting 5 minute gory match.
BRAK won victory over LITTLE LION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
LODRIT ELS was beaten by VIOLENT VOLE in a action packed 1 minute fight.
HOLY SCHLITZ won victory over BIGGLES in a exciting 2 minute conflict.
ALIEN NATION devastated JOE SCHMOE in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided fray.
THE LIMELIGHT bested GEORGIA SAM in a popular 4 minute gruesome match.
COYOTE handily defeated ODB in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
EARL OF LEMONGRAB overpowered SAURON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
MORTIFICATION handily defeated THE SUN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
THE FLYEST savagely defeated PHOTON in a action packed 3 minute gruesome contest.
DR FUGLY slimly lost to J.J. PARRODOTE in a exciting 3 minute gruesome bout.
ANDRES was viciously subdued by BEAST OF BURDEN in a exciting 4 minute gory conflict.
GORDIAN overpowered RUPTURE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
THOMAS WIGLE overpowered TRASH QUAM in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
ARGUMENT overpowered DMX in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
TITANIA overpowered HYDROPONICUS in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched contest.
MAKTOR defeated STRONG BAD in a 2 minute bloody bout.
BURIED TREASURE was viciously subdued by BABY BLUE in a action packed 2 minute bout.
BEER GOGGLES viciously subdued MONTY PYTHON in a exciting 5 minute brutal brawl.
AHRINGOL subdued 56TH AND WABASHA in a action packed 1 minute match.
ROCK A BYE subdued THE SHINING in a 2 minute bout.
FALLSWORTH devastated KID FUNKY FRIED in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
BRITISH SEA POWER was overpowered by MINGE THE MARVELOUS in a 2 minute match.
AUTOMATIC LOVER beat MEMPHIS SLIM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
OPAL RAVIOLI overpowered THUNDAR BEAGLE! in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
CHARLIE PATTON was demolished by MICRO in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven conflict.
I vanquished BLIND BLAKE in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
ARTHUR BEYER overpowered EVERYONE WANTS SOME in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
ROGAR THORFIN devastated ELDERLY WOMAN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
RALTUMAN OMELET demolished JORMP JUMPER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
BIKINI LINE savagely defeated WILLY T MAC in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
WHAT? overpowered VIOLENT FURY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided melee.
KINKY MCKINK was handily defeated by INCISOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
BONHAM was vanquished by CROUCHING HAMSTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CHIMPANZEE was savagely defeated by NAS IS COMING in a exciting 2 minute competition.
CHRONIC devastated NEVER FOREVER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
TOE PUPPET devastated SEYMORE GUTTS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
ZEBRA was devastated by FINGER SANDWICH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
SMELLY STOCKS was devastated by LOBOROACH in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ANNIE DUKE demolished SOFA KNEE in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
THIRD COURSE overpowered NY STATE OF MIND in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
WARDRA overpowered DOWNWITHTHEKING in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
DAVID WAYBUR was handily defeated by MABUSHI in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
SIS BOOM BAA was overpowered by ZAKAU in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven contest.
PRODIGAL was narrowly defeated by MARCINKO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
KAMIN was overpowered by LUCIAN ADAMS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided melee.
REUNITED was devastated by RANCID WAIF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
ANTON CHIGURH was overpowered by ORANGE CRANBERRY in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
BOOZER was devastated by HILLARY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
FLOYD was overpowered by SCREAMING VOMIT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HIGHWAY GAMBLER was overpowered by BOSOMY GOLDMINE in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
EDDIE VEDDER overpowered MAMBA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 110 PARRY-STRIKE 32 - 20 - 0 62 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 68 BASHING ATTACK 35 - 30 - 1 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 28 PARRY-LUNGE 108 - 99 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 21 AIMED BLOW 523 - 498 - 2 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 19 LUNGING ATTACK 350 - 343 - 1 51 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 18 STRIKING ATTACK 69 - 69 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 15 PARRY-RIPOSTE 42 - 44 - 0 49 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 WALL OF STEEL 139 - 146 - 1 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 65 - 76 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 SLASHING ATTACK 81 - 101 - 0 45 |
Turn 732 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 9 9 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 62 - 48 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 12 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 15 - 13 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 4
PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 10 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 8
LUNGING ATTACK 35 - 33
STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 9
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE RANK WARRIOR W L K TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW 1) RABID-GERBIL 68-6931 254 126 0 THE BEARS (1975)
LUNGING ATTACK 6) MALICE 46-2336 125 61 1 SERPENT'S HOLD (1879)
SLASHING ATTACK 14) JAMES FLETCHER 11-3810 160 107 2 WAY TOO MUCH BEER (1319)
PARRY-LUNGE 17) SKIDMARK BUG 2-5711 113 56 2 042909A (2001)
WALL OF STEEL 20) CONSORTIUM DORK 84-7918 81 74 2 COOL DORKS (2024)
STRIKING ATTACK 24) WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885 194 155 7 THE BEARS (1975)
PARRY-RIPOSTE 33) DEE DEE 8-384 170 77 2 WILD THINGS 2 (2130)
PARRY-STRIKE 35) FRAIL WHALE 55-1968 277 348 4 RHYME TYME (587)
BASHING ATTACK 53) HOUSE MOUSE 55-221 271 380 3 RHYME TYME (587)
TOTAL PARRY 67) NAMELESS TOOK 1-3195 161 80 6 THE BEARS (335)
The overall popularity leader is FURIOUS BEAR 37-762. The most popular warrior this
turn was MILLER KNIGHT 10-3610. The ten other most popular fighters were MALICE
46-2336, SUICIDE 21-4832, CALAVERA 9-4915, RABID-GERBIL 68-6931, VERTIGO 16-5544,
WILLIE BROWN 82-13201, SID 12-3449, TERMINUS 97-484, WOLVERINE 82-6651, and
MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! 60-8618.
The least popular fighter this week was CARNIVOROUS SLOTH 56-1073. The other ten
least popular fighters were JAMES FLETCHER 11-3810, SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5-5033, DARK
GUARDIAN 10-2212, MAMBA 2-6100, NY STATE OF MIND 11-7402, NEVER FOREVER 18-9308,
BONHAM 21-7738, ELDERLY WOMAN 4-6673, KID FUNKY FRIED 72-3950, and VAMPIRE SQUID
35-4115.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 3 4 0 LYRATILAN(25) 2 2 0 ANDOR(57) 1 1 0
NIANIA(2) 5 2 0 CALEAM(26) 2 1 0 ARADI(60) 4 3 0
OSKSI(3) 5 3 0 LAPUR(29) 2 1 0 JURINE(61) 1 5 0
JHELUM(4) 2 1 0 IAYE(30) 1 5 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 1 0
KALTOS(5) 5 3 0 ARVAT(32) 2 1 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 2 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 1 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 7 4 0 KURUKAR(64) 2 0 0
BONSUR(7) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 4 3 0 DAL SHANG(65) 2 1 0
ARKERS(8) 4 1 0 JHANS(36) 3 2 0 TARRGIR(66) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 2 2 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 0 FIREHOLD(68) 3 2 0
KOLACT(10) 2 3 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 2 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 4 3 0 ZENSU(40) 3 0 0 SENTERN(70) 3 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 0 3 0 KATI-TEI(41) 2 2 0 KYR'TERR(71) 2 0 0
DULLENS(13) 1 2 0 RODEKI(42) 0 4 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 2 0
TOBIR(14) 0 6 0 VEASTIAN(43) 2 2 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 0 2 0
MALCORN(15) 1 2 0 KRILL(44) 1 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 2 1 0
WILLAF(16) 1 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 1 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 0 2 0
ALJAFIR(17) 2 1 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 2 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 2 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 3 4 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 16 15 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 2 1 0 VITHICAR(49) 0 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 5 12 0
SUNSET(21) 1 2 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 3 0
SOLVEN(22) 2 2 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 4 2 0
TI(23) 1 1 0 KHALANI(55) 3 4 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 1 0
ZORPUNT(24) 2 2 0 ROCANIS(56) 7 3 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K TEAM NAME CITY
67) NAMELESS TOOK 1-3195 161 80 6 THE BEARS (335) MORDANT
17) SKIDMARK BUG 2-5711 113 56 2 042909A (2001) NIANIA
39) ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931 207 119 0 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (731) OSKSI
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K TEAM NAME CITY
13) STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443 121 69 0 RAT MEN (1980) JHELUM
22) SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5-5033 105 40 1 011510A (2044) KALTOS
34) MR. GHERKIN 6-6385 104 65 0 071406AD (2002) TRANSEL
63) BELIAL 7-3838 253 137 4 WICKED MARTYRS (2085) BONSUR
33) DEE DEE 8-384 170 77 2 WILD THINGS 2 (2130) ARKERS
11) CALAVERA 9-4915 148 109 0 THIRSTY THUGS (1668) ZUKAL
9) MILLER KNIGHT 10-3610 212 178 6 THIRSTY THUGS (1023) KOLACT
14) JAMES FLETCHER 11-3810 160 107 2 WAY TOO MUCH BEER (1319) ARUAK CITY
18) SID 12-3449 169 134 2 VICIOUS VANDALS (1320) RIZTAB
66) JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143 78 63 0 PERFECTION QUEST 13 (1940) DULLENS
180) VILLIAGE IDIOT 14-304 330 436 2 GENETIC MISHAPS (32) TOBIR
155) NECROMANCER 15-3037 54 38 1 LEAGUE ARCANE (1541) MALCORN
12) VERTIGO 16-5544 114 76 0 DRAGON'S GUARD (2050) WILLAF
74) NEO LIGHTNING 17-5112 75 73 1 EASTERN HORDE (1399) ALJAFIR
23) NECROMANCER 18-6386 117 61 0 INCANTATION (2089) TALCAMA
79) PEACE 19-4280 216 196 4 DRUNKEN TOAD (1714) ZUWAYZA
143) SUICIDE 21-4832 81 58 1 APPLE CIDER (2091) SUNSET
49) DOMINION 22-5043 124 123 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD III (2006) SOLVEN
41) YANKEE 23-2869 104 117 5 IVO'S ARMY (892) TI
43) WILD FIRE 24-4880 100 59 4 DISASTER (2141) ZORPUNT
117) SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544 70 67 1 PARKING LOT 3 (2280) LYRATILAN
120) HERSHEL WILLIAMS 26-4767 125 106 2 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (2321) CALEAM
59) G.I. JOE 29-723 124 137 5 SUPERIOR FORCES (549) LAPUR
37) STINGRAY 30-2264 116 100 1 STEEL BLADES (933) IAYE
135) TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443 109 28 0 DEVIL ADVOCATES (356) ARVAT
114) SHARK BAIT 33-7652 106 83 1 SEA DOGS (2239) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
27) TOM THUMB 35-3791 198 89 1 THE BEARS (843) MURSKA
51) MISCHIEVOUS IMP 36-1504 62 31 3 FRIEND OR FOE (2323) JHANS
3) FURIOUS BEAR 37-762 446 140 10 THE BEARS (844) SIBIKHAS
104) STABBING WESTWARD 38-3329 102 60 2 TEAM FLOYD (1298) CLIFFHOME
7) ENTER SANDMAN 40-3748 156 100 2 HELL'S BEARS (1978) ZENSU
62) JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237 166 122 2 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (2056) KATI-TEI
119) DEAD MAN WALKING 42-4512 70 76 0 DUNGEON CELL (1945) RODEKI
96) LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 93 55 1 ZOMBIE SQUAD (2306) VEASTIAN
99) VIOLATOR 44-2122 117 130 2 DEMONIC FURY (2038) KRILL
141) IPECAC 45-3625 144 124 0 EMETICS (2204) STORMCROWE
6) MALICE 46-2336 125 61 1 SERPENT'S HOLD (1879) ARDIVENT
219) ASP 47-7591 46 37 0 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (2455) NORTH FORK
193) HOFFA 49-3185 184 315 0 STORIES (1444) VITHICAR
5) JACK DANIELS 51-3084 224 115 4 BOY O'S (1553) TRICORUS
76) THE BLACK FOX 52-1169 115 85 3 IRON CATHEDRAL (2185) FRATSFA
35) FRAIL WHALE 55-1968 277 348 4 RHYME TYME (587) KHALANI
25) CARNIVOROUS SLOTH 56-1073 196 122 5 PITT GLADIATORS (578) ROCANIS
166) BRAK 57-3163 54 50 2 CLAN STEELHAMMER (2427) ANDOR
29) MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! 60-8618 128 92 1 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1950 ARADI
83) HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635 78 51 5 SHEWISH BUFFET (2361) JURINE
100) CARDINAL BIGGLES 62-1229 84 80 2 SPNSH INQUISITION (595) VALAMANTIS
93) ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE 63-2885 54 48 0 SHEWISH BUFFET (2291) AMEN-TEI
107) CONTROVERSY 64-3914 119 137 1 UNDER DURESS (1809) KURUKAR
177) TITANIA 65-5835 51 29 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (1830) DAL SHANG
156) MAKTOR 66-3115 81 115 0 BOMB SQUAD (2329) TARRGIR
1) RABID-GERBIL 68-6931 254 126 0 THE BEARS (1975) FIREHOLD
85) ARIES 69-4434 83 101 0 DEADLY RAGE (867) CIMMERIAC
70) PSYCOSIS 70-249 125 82 2 THE RAZOR'S EDGE (814) SENTERN
95) BROKEN ARROW 71-2277 139 78 2 THE CODA (1660) KYR'TERR
236) CANNONBALL 72-5313 61 73 3 X-POSSE (2458) DRAGONHEAD
44) LOWLY WORM 74-56 362 274 2 SCARRY BEASTIES (958) DAYLA KIV
21) KHYRON 75-1026 300 309 3 WE WANT RAISES (922) JADE MOUNTAIN
90) ET 77-714 78 97 2 $$$$$ (878) MAZGOURRAH
136) S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 148 152 3 HABIT (2249) LIN TIRIAN
15) EXPLICIT 82-2474 161 113 5 CENSORED (1508) DWES EG
20) CONSORTIUM DORK 84-7918 81 74 2 COOL DORKS (2024) BLACKSTONE
8) MARCIANO 96-1446 162 109 6 THE CREAM 3 (1818) OLD VALAMANTIS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K TEAM NAME CITY
4) TERMINUS 97-484 218 106 7 BUFFON (1976) SHADOW GROVE
32) HOT HAZEL 98-608 102 78 4 JUNKYARD WARS (1667) SYVYN'S HILL
19) HAM BURGLAR 99-1620 146 94 4 DUNGEON CELL S08C (2123) SOUTH RIDGE
Mission to the Twisted Lands
Episode One
Old Brown could run pretty fast if properly motivated, but mostly he walked with
a long-legged, distance-devouring stride. He was a huge horse, a half-giant's
warhorse, shaggy and self-assured, with muscles like half-buried boulders in his
shoulders and hips. Lounging in the saddle was the motivating force, the half-giant,
Keel Woodhaven. Although in his mind he was slouching and half-asleep, he sat up
straight in the saddle since that is more comfortable for riding.
It was twilight, stars coming out above and lights in farmhouse windows below.
They traveled through vineyards, brown and fallow now in the winter, descending gently
toward the tree-crowded coast. The distant trees, not just pines, were green. They
stayed green because the marsh that surrounded the city-state of Bonsur had hot
springs in it.
Keel Woodhaven had always liked Bonsur. It had a relaxed feel about it, the
women seemed prettier, the music was great, everyone thought about having fun. And
the booze was excellent, of course. He passed the arena at the edge of town, and
paused to read the current statistics, posted on the gate and lit by a lantern. So,
an elven cobbler was the Duelmaster? Why would a shoemaker take up such a painful
profession? Then he noticed the team name: Shewish Picnic. He snorted. That
explained it, all right. As a half-Shew, he was kind of bothered by that team theme,
which was present in Home Guard as well. It was sort of funny though. He saw that
Elf Cobbler was headed for the Isle. Probably not bound for Home Guard just yet,
though.
They passed a small chicken ranch. A rooster uttered an untimely crow. At about
that time, Old Brown took exception to something and bolted. Cussing, Keel hauled on
the reins, to little effect since the horse was stronger than him and apparently
frightened. He didn't see the masked men coming out of their hiding places behind
him, looking frustrated. At least not until a crossbow bolt thunked into the backside
of his leather cuirass. His horse screamed and ran faster.
Hauling Old Brown to the left as they passed a set of big open gates into a well-
lighted courtyard, Keel got them behind the shelter of the high stone wall, and patted
the horse's sweaty neck. "You're okay now, friend. I'll go take care of those
bozos."
As he dismounted, he noticed he was becoming surrounded by uniformed men, some
with swords and some with halberds.
"Howdy?" he said, hoping they were friendly.
"Your horse has been shot," said someone, pointing at a bolt sticking out of Old
Brown's butt.
"Well damn!" Keel laid a comforting hand on the horse's flank, which quivered.
"So have you," the guard continued.
"Yeah, thought so. Doesn't feel like it got through the armor though." Keel
tried to look over his shoulder, but could only see the feathered end of the bolt.
"Who are you guys?"
"We are the Queen's Guard."
"What? Queen Gemra? Okay, please take care of Old Brown here, and I'll go find
the ***holes that shot him."
"Sir, you are mistaken. You will be taken to a doctor. We will arrest the
assailants."
"Hey! I'm on a mission from Sheila Greywand. Anyway, they shot my horse. My
HORSE! I'm gonna get 'em." Unslinging his huge sword, Keel strode toward the gate.
Four Guardsmen came with him, flanking him like the trailing ends of a flock of
geese. They might have intended a different formation, but he had the longest legs
and walked the fastest. The one who'd spoken to him before said, "I'm Corporal Brat
Langerman. And you are?"
"Keel Woodhaven."
"I've heard of you! The Queen will want to meet you."
"That's fine. Let's stick to the sides of these buildings. If they're still
around, we'll be targets in the middle of the street."
They weren't quiet, exactly, since the guards wore highly polished chain mail
which jingled. However, Bonsur had a lively night life. Music and laughter came from
bars and nightclubs on adjacent streets, people lingered on corners chatting and
sometimes playing instruments, and children hawked newssheets, shoeshines, flowers, a
selection of rouges, and offered to carry packages. So the sounds the guards made
weren't too noticeable.
Keel led the way back to the chicken ranch. He was thinking that the bad guys
wouldn't have waited around to be hunted. They might have left clues, though.
Perhaps even a discarded, crumpled note offering a cash reward for his head, and
signed by a notorious crimelord. Or distinctive cigar stubs, monogrammed hankies...
personalized masks. Tracks of boots made by elven cobblers. Anything. Witnesses,
even.
There were no people on the street near the chicken ranch. It was full night
now, a bit chilly although there was a warm and slightly funky breeze from the marsh.
Corporal Brat Langerman said quietly, "Is this where it happened?"
"Yup."
"Well, I don't think they're here anymore."
Keel was about to agree, when a crossbow bolt appeared in the Corporal's arm.
The young man hissed, "Everybody down!"
The guardsmen hunkered against the wall of a hardware store, which didn't offer
anything resembling good cover except that they were in shadow there. Keel crouched a
little, but he knew he was a pretty big target, plus his sword gave off a faint
greenish glow. He looked around, searching the darkness for signs of their foes.
A shadow on top of a shaded walkway across the street shifted a little. Keel
pulled a weighted dart out of his pocket and hurled it. He was good at tavern darts,
but it was dark, the distance was too great, and he just wasn't lucky. The little
missile clattered against the shingles of the porch roof. There was a startled twitch
from the half-seen form. At that instant, Keel lunged across the street. His long
legs carried him across to the opposite shadows in three bounds. More bolts came out
of the darkness, one lodging in his calf, the others missing him altogether.
Now the Guardsmen had a good idea where their foes were, and it takes a while to
reload a crossbow. The four men charged, yelling wildly. Tucking his sword under his
arm, Keel grabbed one of the posts holding up the porch roof, strained, and dislodged
it. After a moment he yanked it out of the structure entirely. The roof sagged,
there was a yelp of surprise, and someone's foot appeared off the edge of it. Keel
grabbed him by the ankle and hauled him the rest of the way down.
There were brief sounds of fighting, then footsteps that rapidly receded down an
alley. Three Guardsmen raced off in pursuit. Keel's prisoner started to try to get
away, so the half-Shew tossed him up, grabbed him by the arms and bashed him against
the wall.
"Are you okay?" asked Brat, sheathing his sword.
"Took one in the leg, but it's not too bad I think," Keel said, shifting his
unconscious prisoner to one hand and bending to pick up his sword.
"I'll help you tie that one up," Brat said. "There's a dead one here. I think
there were two more." He grunted slightly, trying to reach something with his injured
arm. "Got some ties in my right-hand belt pouch. If you could get them for me?"
They bound the prisoner, then bandaged each other.
"What did they want?" asked the Corporal.
Keel shrugged. "No clue. Let's get him somewhere safe and we can ask him..."
He listened. "Your guys are coming back."
"Yeah."
The Guardsmen hadn't been able to track their assailants in the darkness, but at
least there were no further injuries. The group of them returned warily to the
courtyard of the Guard House, where a woman was smearing some kind of ointment on Old
Brown's wound. After the horse was bedded down in the stable, the Guardsmen led Keel
into their office, where there was a welcome scent of fresh coffee. The medic set
about binding Keel's wound and that of the Corporal, who turned out to be an extremely
handsome man. Keel remembered hearing that Queen Gemra required her Guardsmen to be
good looking. That didn't mean they weren't competent, though. Brat had done pretty
well.
The medic roused their prisoner with smelling salts. They all sat in the main
office, Corporal Langerman facing the miscreant, who was seated in a cushioned chair,
looking reasonably comfortable except for his bandaged head. "All right," said Brat.
"Now I want you to tell me that you're going to turn Queen's Evidence."
"Not on your life, pretty boy!" The man had, perhaps, some excuse for hard
feelings since he was more homely than not, with a crooked nose and eyes set too close
together. He and Keel looked shabby and ill-favored amongst all these gleamingly
handsome Guardsmen.
Keel leaned forward. "You guys shot my horse."
"Oh. Sorry, didn't mean to do that. We were just shooting at you."
"Why?"
"Glowing sword."
"What?"
"Duh, it's a magic sword! We saw it when you drew it in Delarq Tor, and figured
we could sell it so we followed you."
The half-Shew snorted. "The Dentless isn't magic. It was in a Chaos Gate for
five hundred years and it picked up some energy, that's all. All it does, is glow.
And cut things."
The bandit looked chagrined. "But... it's got to be magic."
"Ain't. Sorry kid."
After that, Keel was taken to enjoy a sumptuous dinner at the Palace. Queen
Gemra was a definite babe, with long, silken black hair, a delicate pouty face, and
luscious curves. She asked him about his mission, which was to go to the Twisted
Lands and shut down a leaking Chaos Gate. He entertained her with the story of his
adventure on the Two-Shew Express, and she gave him a brown velvet cloak to show her
appreciation. She did not invite him to her bed, which was fine because his heart
belonged to another, always and forever.
* * * * *
This is a continuing adventure.
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