ADVANCED DUELMASTERS
Date : 10/16/2003 Duedate: 10/29/2003
FREE BLADES
DM-103 TURN-361
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 MEOW MIX 21/978 157 54 3 74.4 11 MISFIT TOYS 50/921 171 149 1 53.4
WOLF PACK II 32/968 ARCTIC GUARDS 82/944
DARKENED PRIDE 37/998 STUFF I BROUGHT 71/918
BLACKEST PRIDE 21/842 ARCTIC GUARDS 17/888
DARKENED PRIDE 19/890 2ND ARCTIC GUARDS 71/1013
2 DSM4 9/461 467 287 7 61.9 12-DEATH HORDE 33/952 194 176 8 52.4
PROJECT HAYSEED 82/973 EASTERN HORDE 4/975
GROOVE MERCHANTS 64/800 EASTERN HORDE 75/990
MISCELLANEA 15/712 EASTERN HORDE 4 82/992
DARK ANGELS 74/989 EASTERN HORDE 33/813
BLADES OF WONDER 22/1002 EASTERN HORDE 3 19/899
HEAVE HO! 70/926 EASTERN HORDE 12/777
3 SADISTS II 19/954 8 5 0 61.5 13 LOBOTOMATION 12/961 43 40 0 51.8
UNKNOWNS XIX 14/953 HELPLESS ANIMALS 16/56
SADISTS F2F 61/1020 CRADLE OF FILTH 43/966
4 SILMARILLIAD 13/146 25 16 0 61.0 14 LUROCIANS IV 12/865 82 78 2 51.3
NIGHT'S GUARDIANS 48/981 LUROCIANS II 33/775
5 PITT GLADIATO 56/180 1269 846 17 60.0 15 DARKMOON 12/911 92 101 1 47.7
PITT GLADIATORS 103/567 SOL INVICTUS 82/919
6 UNKNOWNS XX 15/1019 3 2 0 60.0 SOL INVICTUS 31/974
7 HALL OF GIANT 12/885 321 226 9 58.7 16 IVER'S GIRLS 97/971 220 242 1 47.6
HEART OF DARKNESS 64/896 17 GRAVEYARD GLO 15/936 123 141 0 46.6
8-PETS ON FIRE 49/1001 37 27 0 57.8 MISSION IMPLAUSIBLE 67/915
HOMERIC MMMMMMS... 16/1000 18 BLOOD KNIGHTS 61/284 228 266 9 46.2
22 ACACIA AVENUE 35/29 19 BALLROOM BLIT 70/399 110 143 2 43.5
ESTIMATED PROPHETS 12/999 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q 15/263
9 SHADOWS 11/960 117 97 3 54.7 DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO 33/884
CASTLE BLACK 71/988 20 RHYME TYME 55/397 114 163 0 41.2
SHADOW X 33/980 21 UNDER DURESS 64/743 666 963 9 40.9
CRUSADE 58/894 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY 33/764
CHAMPIONS 4/956 22 REDHORSE 56/823 174 283 2 38.1
THE DANGER DOGS 7/959 ILLFANG PACT 13/254
SHADOW GOLD 71/987 ROCANIS RIDERS 55/285
SHADOW MOD 71/986 23 THE HASTINGS 97/1010 8 13 0 38.1
SHADOWCIRCLE 75/991 HELTER SKELTER 36/1004
LORDS OF SHADOWS 21/963 ALABAMA RADIO 70/778
DEATHSGATE 7/977 24 CROC FILES 29/951 23 40 0 36.5
10 MYTHICAL 58/779 421 350 6 54.6 WOMEN OF REALITY 22/1014
HOUSE SLYTHERIN 18/947 25 SWEET MAGIC 12/717 362 831 4 30.3
BLOOM COUNTY 33/840 CARDOW HUNTERS 13/761
THE CHADS 36/946 PUNNY AMINALS 16/708
DEMONS OF DARKNESS 12/838 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1022
DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 60/900 26-LOONY TOONS 31/1021 1 1 0 50.0
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WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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Between Ibizond and Korga:
The horseman started to turn away, but two of the hounds made a determined
attack on the three gladiators as they scrambled out of their sheltering tree. Now,
the tree was a trap rather than a shelter. Cadal was first out, hammering at the
nearest hound with his heavy blade.
Aghatamar was just behind him, close enough to slash at the hound trying to take
him from the side. The horseman turned back, just as the moon shone through a gap in
the clouds overhead. Aghtamar sucked in her breath in shock. There was a face, she
repeated that to herself as a litany against the unknown. Two eyes--she shuddered
and wrenched her gaze away from them, feeling her blood turn to ice and her bones to
sand. A beak of a nose, a hunting bird's beak. Gash of a mouth, with an icy glitter
of fangs.
Behind her, Zilla muttered a prayer to Sermina and struck two-handed at the
hound, awkwardly because she didn't want to look directly at it. That hound was no
beast that ever curled up quietly before a fire or accepted a pat on the head for a
job well done. Cadal lunged at his hound and came near to spitting it on his sword,
but the uncanny creature twisted away. The horseman laughed, a sound which would
chill the strongest heart, and turned away again, riding up the road toward whatever
his, or its third hound had cornered. Fist of Kjarran, most likely, but there was no
way to help him now. They had their own problems.
The hounds had a pattern of swirling in to attack and then out before they could
be struck in return, coordinating their efforts smoothly without needing their
master's guidance. They must have done this many times before. Aghtamar thought of
the other people dead along this road and knew they must have sustained just such an
attack: the horn with its message of fear, then these uncanny beasts with their
teasing and toying, and finally the huntsman on his horse. Not a good death. If
there was such a thing as a 'good death'.
While these thoughts were flitting through her mind, she kept her sword moving
as well. The hounds seemed reluctant, maybe even totally unwilling, to close with
them, but they wouldn't leave them alone, either. "The damned things are trying to
wear us down," she muttered. And it might work. She was already breathing hard, and
she could hear Zilla panting beside her. She couldn't hear Cadal, but he was
farthest from her.
"We've got to finish these," Cadal stated. "Fist of Kjarran is going to need
our help." A shuffle and lunge, a hound yelped and dodged back. "Except they won't
stand--"
"And if we just go to Fist, turn our backs on these hounds," Zilla growled,
"likely they'll jump on us from behind."
"There must be SOME way we can kill or cripple these damned hounds!" Aghtamar
snapped. "Anything that lives can be killed. It's a natural law or something."
"We're not going to find it tonight except by chance," Cadal said. "And we have
to go help Fist. If we all move together, back to back...."
"Right! Let's move," Aghtamar agreed. "On the count of three?"
*** ***** *** ***** ***
The hound that Fist of Kjarran had crippled was dragging itself down the road
toward its approaching master, whining pitifully. If it had been a proper dog, the
gladiator might have regretted the injury. As it was...serve the damned beast right.
As the hound had appeared to grow when it charged him, so did the hunter. What
might have been a big horse--if it was a horse at all--became huge, and its rider
dominated the sky. He...it seemed to wear a crown of cold lights, or maybe there
were northern lights in the sky behind its head. No, that wasn't north, that was
southeast. Fist shook his own head to clear out the fantasies. As the rider passed
the crippled hound, he cried out in a terrible voice, a word Fist didn't know and
didn't want to know. An evil word, he was sure. Maybe a spell, or a vow of
vengeance. Not that it mattered! He had the protection of Kjarran and Jayde. He
raised his sword against the moon-colored blade that was swinging down out of the
stars above him.
+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Tides of Magic #14 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
Not Talahya:
The Ghean gladiators once again positioned themselves for combat, spreading out
enough that each warrior should have room to act independently. The lizard man,
Thristle, took the leading position on the path, with the others fanned out to the
sides where the ground was flat and clear enough.
The mist roiled and disgorged the Ardaunar.
There were half a dozen of them, in scale-mail and helms, armed with short,
straight swords. Like Thristle, they were humanoid but not human. Unlike Thristle,
they were not reptilian.
"Narsh Uttur?" Carris Fallstar asked, remembering a few of the werewolves of
Lyratilan that he'd met on the Isle.
"They certainly smell like wolves," Rogan answered with a grimace.
"The teeth that bite," Scarlatti agreed, eyeing the fanged snouts uneasily.
"The claws that rend. I shudder to think of fighting them," he added, shuddering
conspicuously. His sword was steady in his hand.
Moonjumper, beside him, laughed.
At that sound, the Ardaunar reared back, exchanging uneasy glances. They
weren't used to being laughed at. The hesitation was brief, however. The one in the
center of the pack stepped forward and began a long...well, it was probably a
harangue. In the growly voice of the creature, it was hard to tell if it was
boastful, hostile, or emotionally neutral.
Thristle broke in on the speech with one of his own, all whistles and chirps and
hissing sounds.
The leading Ardaunar made a 'cut it off' gesture and spoke, with difficulty, in
the local version of Isle cant. "Thizz ourr path. You getd off, grrovel, and we
notd kill."
"No," Carris said, stepping up beside Thristle. "Grovel for a pack of mangy
curs? We will not."
The leading Ardaunar howled fury and lunged forward, his companions close
behind. Contrary to the gladiators' expectations, they did not each engage one enemy
but concentrated at one end of the line, where Moonjumper and Scarlatti held down the
right. It was quickly obvious that the Ardaunar were used to fighting as a unit,
rather than one-on-one. They stayed together, covered each other's flanks, moved
forward and back so that each got a chance to rest when the battle was hottest.
The gladiators changed their own half-formed plan and moved to encircle the
compact group of opponents. Each gladiator picked one of the dog-men and tried to
entice him out to where he could be fought in the way they were used to. A futile
effort, as the Ardaunar wouldn't break their pack; it was their strength, and they
knew it.
"This isn't working," Carris said, disgusted. He spoke Fratsfan rather than
Isle cant and hoped that the two Free Blades warriors would understand it well
enough--and the dogs not at all. "Thristle was right, we've got to fight as a team.
And we've got to break them up. So, Rogan, Scarlatti, work with me, we'll split this
pack in two. Moonjumper, you and Thristle keep them distracted so they won't guess
what we're up to until it's too late."
"What about me?" Fizban asked.
"You're no warrior," the elf said bluntly. "Do you have any spells that can
help here?"
"At such close quarters with risk to my own side, and without preparation...."
The old wizard shrugged, looking embarrassed.
"That's what I thought. Stay out of the way, then." Carris disengaged from the
Ardaunar he was fencing with. "We act...NOW." He lunged.
Rogan and Scarlatti fell in on either side of him and a little behind, making a
wedge to split the pack. The Ardaunar howled, and one went down from Carris's
initial lunge-and-thrust. No way, no time to tell if the blow was fatal, but the dog
was out of the fight. The others howled and drew back a little, trying to reform
their tight group. The wedge of gladiators forced itself deeper, and there was
another howl as Moonjumper and Thristle attacked on the flank. Two of the Ardaunar
grabbed their fallen comrade, and they all began to back away.
"This is the most dangerous moment," Thristle warned. "They will retreat if we
allow them to do so, but if the attack is pressed, they will fight, and more fiercely
for being desperate."
"We don't need to drive home this victory," Fizban urged behind them. "We don't
need bitter enemies here in this strange place!"
"I'd like to see a clear surrender," Carris Fallstar growled.
"Ah, let 'em go," Scarlatti muttered. "We whipped 'em, and they know it. We've
got other things to do."
"A place to rest," Fizban agreed with a small groan. Age got no easier to bear
with experience.
"Food," added Scarlatti.
"And most of all, information," Carris Fallstar finished.
"I will take you to the compound of my team," Thristle said. "You will be able
to rest and refresh yourselves, and our managers will doubtless bend their minds to
solving your problems. This routing of the Ardaunar," he gestured at the patch of
blood on the walkway, "is perhaps a small thing, but it will amuse my comrades and
dispose them to be helpful. Come."
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Duelmasters
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 476): GWEN RYDER of DREAM PARK (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 474): MIKE BELIEVE of POWERPUFF GIRLS (The Narrator, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 470): BURGATORY of SACRILEGIOUS MEAT (Klep, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 470): MURGEN of THE BLACK COMPANY (Spartacus?, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 468): ASH of DELTA DOOM (Barnabas, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 467): ADARA AL ZAHRA of JAGUAR WARRIORS (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 233): LUCKY LUCIEN of CANADIAN BACON (Firehawk, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 459): BUZZARD of THE TAKEN (Stillgard, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 231): GAELIN BLACKTALON of THE NIGHTHAWKS (Firehawk, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 456): STARBREAKER of CALL THE PRIEST (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 454): WILD CARD HAMMER of CASINO HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 447): KING BEAR of THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 410): SUNGOD DESIGNED ME of WENSINWASIN (Youngblood, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 208): IPECAC of EMETICS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 203): JUMBO MUMBO of SPOONERTIKS (Spawn, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 190): MAEGOLOS of DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 335): DUMPLING of BAD APPLES (Uncle Wolf, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 315): ALIZARIN DAMASK of BLADE AND BLOOD (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 138): PIXIE BLIGHT of DARQUE FORCES VIII (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 360): NEMESIS of CHAMPIONS from JHELUM (Shadowgate, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 476): CLAN O' WHOOPAS (?, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 474): ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 470): UNKNOWNS XX (Dark Spirit, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 470): PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 468): SPECIAL ED (PTFT, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 467): NATURE'S WRATH (?, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 233): THE WARLORDS II (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 459): THE GUILD (Guido, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 231): OVERLORDS (The Icelord, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 456): DEVIL ADVOCATES (Dark One, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 454): CASINO HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 447): COMIC MAYHEM (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 410): MEDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 208): MORDRED'S MADMEN (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 203): SPOONERTIKS (Spawn, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 190): MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 335): BAD APPLES (Uncle Wolf, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 315): BLADE AND BLOOD (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 138): none
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 360): MEOW MIX, etc. (Ultraist, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 474): MIKE BELIEVE of POWERPUFF GIRLS (The Narrator, mgr.)
EQUALIZER of THE LAWMEN (?, mgr.)
(turn 475): LIBERTY BELLE of POWERPUFF GIRLS (The Narrator, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 469): INNERVISION of UNKNOWNS XX (Dark Spirit, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 233): LUCKY LUCIEN of CANADIAN BACON (Firehawk, mgr.)
POLARIS of ASTRONOMY DOMINE (Razorback, mgr.)
RAPAX of THE PENTARCHY (The Pentalque, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 458): MATSURI of BLACK SAMURAI (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 231): DELWYNNDWN of THE NIGHTHAWKS (Firehawk, mgr.)
GILGAMESH of THE STORMBRINGERS (High Lord Bosk, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 410): SUNGOD DESIGNED ME of WENSINWASIN (Youngblood, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 208): IPECAC of EMETICS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 203): JUMBO MUMBO of SPOONERTIKS (Spawn, mgr.)
(turn 202): THREEKARD of CARNIVAL (Carny, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 189): MR. HOOPER of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 335): DUMPLING of BAD APPLES (Uncle Wolf, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 138): I.O.U. of ALPHABET SOUP (Crip, mgr.)
(turn 137): JUSTICE of PEACE MAKERS (Solomon, mgr.)
SCRAG'S LIZARD of DARK CIRCLE PETS II (Guardian, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Lord-Marshall
Hail, Free Blades,
Turn seven on the throne, can I be stopped from staying until the split? Well,
we will see. I picked on Groggy Doggy last turn, sorry about that Groggy, but I
never said I was a nice girl! I may be on the Champions team but I much more the
anti-heroine type! Rock A Bye and Dr. Scum get my challenges this turn. Yes, Steve
Dallas and Milquetoast, I am avoiding you guys! :P You're the only warriors that
might have a good shot at me and why should I give it to you? Get through my avoid
and we will settle it on the sands! My goals is to break Manic's 10 turn streak and
fighting you guys could make that tougher for me!
-- Nemesis
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
I keep telling myself stuff like, you know, this time I'll keep it short, or
even brief. And myself keeps not listening. It's so totally discouraging trying to
get a, like, consentus here. And a lot of you didn't write personals today. It's
okay not to write personals, I mean, nobody's going to come from the Personals Police
and give you a ticket, but I wish you would write stuff. I like to read, too, you
know.
Well, the spy report. Maybe I'll keep it short and maybe I won't. But we had a
lot of fights, fifty-two, which is more than any arena on the Isle except Talahya
(lots and lots and lots), Home Guard (only ONE more than us), and Primus (eleven more
or something). Gateway isn't on the, you know, Isle. So even if it's brief, it'll
be long. Is that some kind of rotten deal, or what?
Nemesis got the most challenges, which is totally the right way it should be,
because of being Lord or Lady Marshall. Blackest Pride was avoided by somebody,
wait, let me find the note. By DSM4. I don't know why. Shouldn't Demons of
Darkness be doing this? I mean, it's, like, traditional.
Oh, well. I said fifty-two fights, didn't I? Twenty-six challenge matches, and
nine TV challenges. Let Desiree in Darkholm beat THAT. Nobody died, and only one
standby fought (and lost, too!). The longest fight was thirteen minutes. You notice
that the longest fights have been getting longer again? That's because it's cooler.
SUE (22-5828) (20-16-0,77) of WOMEN OF REALITY fought BRANGUS (16-4162) (24-35-
1,78) of PUNNY AMINALS. SUE lost to BRANGUS in a popular 1 minute struggle. I guess
Brangus hasn't retired yet.
SHEYN (64-4157) (19-0-1,58) of HEART OF DARKNESS fought AGRO (29-4314) (23-29-
1,80) of CROC FILES. SHEYN viciously subdued AGRO in a popular 1 minute gory brawl.
Vicious. That sounds like alligator shoes to me.
SHADOW HAWK (71-3038) (15-22-2,69) of 2ND ARCTIC GUARDS fought INNERVISION (15-
4431) (17-4-0,55) of UNKNOWNS XX. SHADOW HAWK was bested by INNERVISION in an
exciting 1 minute match. Nope, this was too fast to be really exciting. What was
exciting was when the beer vendor spilled a whole keg in the stands.
CENTURION (71-3432) (16-12-1,52) of 2ND ARCTIC GUARDS fought LOPING WOLF (56-
1796) (52-94-0,63) of REDHORSE. CENTURION narrowly defeated LOPING WOLF in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute gory battle. Wolfskin rugs, I bet.
LORD FIREFLASH (33-2966) (26-29-0,100) of LUROCIANS II fought JOELEAN (97-903)
(12-14-4,67) of IVER'S GIRLS. LORD FIREFLASH was overcome by JOELEAN in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute match. Just a little flash isn't enough.
ANGEL RUST (36-4713) (18-5-1,139) of HELTER SKELTER fought MAREI (103-37) (38-
32-2,150) of Other People. ANGEL RUST savagely defeated MAREI in a crowd pleasing 1
minute bloody bout. Standbys don't really like losing, you know. Just like other
people.
REDFOX (13-4197) (42-60-0,141) of CARDOW HUNTERS fought MILA (55-29) (50-87-
0,116) of ROCANIS RIDERS. REDFOX was beaten by MILA in an exciting 1 minute battle.
And raided his caravan, too, I bet!
FRAIL WHALE (55-1968) (99-154-3,133) of RHYME TYME fought SUPERIOR FORCES (33-
4543) (57-86-2,120) of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY. FRAIL WHALE vanquished SUPERIOR FORCES
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match. These guys should, like, trade names,
you know?
ARTEMISIA (12-5096) (31-30-0,111) of DARKMOON fought STUMP (70-7065) (26-8-
2,123) of ALABAMA RADIO. ARTEMISIA was outlasted by STUMP in a popular 9 minute
bloody fray. Why this was popular was because of all the men in the audience liking
to watch Artemisia move. Because she has such a great tan.
KELOS (55-30) (53-79-3,166) of ROCANIS RIDERS fought CRYPT KEEPER (15-4146) (32-
22-1,138) of GRAVEYARD GLORY. KELOS was overpowered by CRYPT KEEPER in a 1 minute
one-sided duel. Does this mean Kelos has to go into a crypt and be kept?
CHAOS LICH (15-4132) (39-27-0,173) of GRAVEYARD GLORY fought LORD REDMOND (12-
4109) (31-18-1,138) of LUROCIANS IV. CHAOS LICH handily defeated LORD REDMOND in a
popular 1 minute brutal one-sided match. It takes talent and, you know,
determination to be brutal in one minute.
NEBUCHADNEZZER (15-4097) (37-30-0,205) of GRAVEYARD GLORY fought PINE SCENTED
WONDER (14-3682) (31-9-1,173) of UNKNOWNS XIX. NEBUCHADNEZZER overcame PINE SCENTED
WONDER in a 2 minute melee. I missed this one because of sneezing. I mean, I wasn't
sneezing, but the person in front of me was, and I couldn't see a thing.
XERXES (67-2429) (43-35-2,204) of MISSION IMPLAUSIBLE fought JULIUS (64-3641)
(66-75-2,164) of UNDER DURESS. XERXES handily defeated JULIUS in an exciting 1
minute mismatched fight. Which duressed Julius a lot.
ROYLAND (56-3380) (57-43-0,203) of REDHORSE fought GNU WORLD ORDER (16-3948)
(61-58-3,190) of HELPLESS ANIMALS. ROYLAND was unbelievably bested by GNU WORLD
ORDER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match. I believe it. Why not? I mean, gnu
orders are better than vicious, right?
STEEL CLOTH (56-1745) (97-104-3,194) of PITT GLADIATORS fought TYVIN (60-5382)
(44-37-1,195) of DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2. STEEL CLOTH lost to TYVIN in a 2 minute duel.
Good. Write a personal about it, Tyvin.
HAYSEED X-IV (82-6120) (19-9-2,210) of PROJECT HAYSEED fought NIGHTIE KNIGHT
(12-4731) (42-28-1,151) of LOBOTOMATION. HAYSEED X-IV beat NIGHTIE KNIGHT in an
exciting 1 minute fight. I heard that Nightie was all tired and couldn't fight
because of being up late, you know, last night.
HEL (82-14331) (30-28-0,210) of ARCTIC GUARDS fought GREW SOME SHREW (16-4135)
(47-41-2,202) of HELPLESS ANIMALS. HEL handily defeated GREW SOME SHREW in an action
packed 1 minute mismatched match. Shrews don't like to be cold. And arctic guards
are bound to be cold. It's some kind of rule, isn't it?
NORTHERN LIGHTS (19-3182) (61-30-1,195) of SADISTS II fought TITAN (21-5070)
(35-23-1,179) of BLACKEST PRIDE. NORTHERN LIGHTS overpowered TITAN in a popular 1
minute uneven bout. Is this some kind of artist thing? You know, about the north
light being best and all?
PANIC ATTACK (9-3624) (25-14-1,198) of DSM4 fought RED BARON (33-1092) (32-28-
3,177) of LUROCIANS II. PANIC ATTACK savagely defeated RED BARON in an exciting 2
minute gruesome conflict. It was the pizza that was gruesome. I mean really, it was
awful.
LADY EMILY (33-6626) (22-12-1,199) of LUROCIANS II fought MOONRACER (50-3206)
(34-32-1,176) of MISFIT TOYS. LADY EMILY savagely defeated MOONRACER in a popular 2
minute brutal fray. Lots of people are brutal to their toys. I remember my cousin
once cut the head right off her doll. That's because she couldn't catch her dog.
BLADE RUNNER # (33-4544) (83-60-4,195) of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY fought ALI GATOR
(33-5584) (27-34-1,174) of DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO. BLADE RUNNER # overpowered ALI GATOR
in an exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle. More alligator shoes.
LORD LIGHTSPEED (33-2928) (35-24-3,202) of LUROCIANS II fought LUMP O'GORE (13-
1212) (87-80-5,197) of ILLFANG PACT. LORD LIGHTSPEED was demolished by LUMP O'GORE
in a 1 minute uneven contest. Which afterward there were TWO lumps of gore in the
arena. Ick.
WOUNDWORT (12-4228) (44-33-0,211) of DARKMOON fought SMALL ROOMS (97-606) (17-6-
4,217) of THE HASTINGS. WOUNDWORT overpowered SMALL ROOMS in a popular 1 minute
gruesome one-sided bout. I am, you know, totally sympathetic. I mean, who likes
small rooms? As if!
EXQUISITE CORPSE (43-3200) (54-19-2,242) of CRADLE OF FILTH fought STEVE DALLAS
(33-5314) (69-32-0,292) of BLOOM COUNTY. EXQUISITE CORPSE savagely defeated STEVE
DALLAS in an exciting 4 minute gory match. But exquisitely, too.
DR. SCUM (15-1968) (50-46-2,264) of DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q fought MADBULL (13-4198)
(50-80-1,192) of CARDOW HUNTERS. DR. SCUM overpowered MADBULL in an action packed 1
minute uneven fight. And he hasn't retired yet, either. I bet he wishes he had.
TRYURLUCK (61-1029) (50-38-1,214) of BLOOD KNIGHTS fought DELICIOUS (19-3506)
(23-15-1,194) of DARKENED PRIDE. TRYURLUCK overcame DELICIOUS in an exciting 2
minute duel. I had a delicious fudge sundae. With an umbrella.
And the challenge matches. I'm being fairly brief, right? I mean, that's what
I'm trying for, and I like to get it right sometimes.
GRAHAM (29-4318) (27-22-0,70) of CROC FILES challenged RAVEN (71-3435) (17-20-
0,91) of 2ND ARCTIC GUARDS. Up 21. GRAHAM beat RAVEN in an exciting 1 minute
Challenge fray. Feathers everywhere.
DIRT KNAP (15-4418) (20-4-2,57) of UNKNOWNS XX challenged BEER (71-3539) (18-21-
0,42) of STUFF I BROUGHT. Down 15. DIRT KNAP vanquished BEER in an action packed 1
minute uneven Challenge bout. Gosh, that's only exciting if there's a crowd around
the vendor. I mean, everybody here vanquishes beer. It's a rule or something.
ON MY WAY (61-3154) (15-3-0,94) of SADISTS F2F challenged VENRIC (60-5709) (22-
21-0,96) of DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2. Up 2. ON MY WAY was defeated by VENRIC in an
exciting 3 minute Challenge bout. Which Venric is this? Weren't there two? Or am I
thinking of somebody else?
THE MADNESS (21-5214) (27-10-1,91) of BLACKEST PRIDE challenged SANDY (22-5829)
(23-14-1,79) of WOMEN OF REALITY. Down 12. THE MADNESS vanquished SANDY in an
action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. And somebody is, you know, totally
annoyed about this! I thought we were supposed to have two Sandys here, which is a
totally hypergolic thought, but I guess one was busy. Probably in Mordant.
SAMPSA (31-4233) (22-6-2,119) of SOL INVICTUS challenged NEBUCHADNEZZAR (22-
5821) (20-14-0,122) of BLADES OF WONDER. Up 3. SAMPSA demolished NEBUCHADNEZZAR in
a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. We do have two Nebbies, don't we? But I don't
see the other one. Of course, the umbrella gets in my way sometimes.
TESEN (12-4211) (38-38-1,164) of DEMONS OF DARKNESS challenged SHEA MAGEBORN
(75-2273) (29-26-0,173) of SHADOWCIRCLE. Up 9. TESEN was overcome by SHEA MAGEBORN
in a popular 2 minute Challenge contest. Lots of circles. Very round.
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE (70-3118) (29-21-0,152) of HEAVE HO! challenged KOOSH BALL (71-
3536) (36-26-0,187) of STUFF I BROUGHT. Up 35. LIMA BEAN FLAMBE was beaten by KOOSH
BALL in an action packed 5 minute Challenge fray. This is too disgusting. I can't
possibly talk about it.
BLACK ANDARUS (71-3783) (20-11-0,179) of SHADOW MOD challenged HOUSE MOUSE (55-
221) (108-171-2,190) of RHYME TYME. Up 11. BLACK ANDARUS devastated HOUSE MOUSE in
a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout. Like this was hard? I mean, even I can defeat
a mouse. I hit it with the umbrella.
TESSERACK (33-6641) (29-11-0,158) of SHADOW X challenged ZENAR (12-4043) (25-19-
1,155) of DEMONS OF DARKNESS. Down 3. TESSERACK was overpowered by ZENAR in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge fight. Write personals and tell us about this. I mean,
was there some trick? Or, you know, something different from the other fights?
MELKOR (13-1821) (35-14-0,210) of SILMARILLIAD challenged MOONJUMPER (16-3062)
(56-89-1,206) of PUNNY AMINALS. Down 4. MELKOR overpowered MOONJUMPER in an
exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge bout. Have you ever thought, you know,
maybe it's a bad thing to have people getting excited about brutality and, you know,
savagery and stuff? I mean, I went to the grocery store yesterday, and one woman
totally devastated another woman just to beat her to the eggs. Which were broken
what with the devastation and all.
JOPPA CLUBFIST (12-3748) (22-19-0,207) of HALL OF GIANT challenged RILLION (36-
5545) (32-15-1,225) of THE CHADS. Up 18. JOPPA CLUBFIST savagely defeated RILLION
in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl. This is Rillion tW, of course. I
heard that Rillion tA is going to disown him.
SEVERUS SNAPE (18-7146) (33-23-0,203) of HOUSE SLYTHERIN challenged MYMID EL
NAIMIS (7-4420) (56-23-1,197) of THE DANGER DOGS. Down 6. SEVERUS SNAPE was
devastated by MYMID EL NAIMIS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel. More devastating.
I think we have too much of it. Maybe Emma LePost should do the spy report next
time.
ELRORAN (12-4386) (42-31-2,196) of DEMONS OF DARKNESS challenged DARK OMEGA (21-
4983) (41-41-0,188) of LORDS OF SHADOWS. Down 8. ELRORAN defeated DARK OMEGA in a
popular 1 minute Challenge duel. I don't know, this whole fight was dark to me. And
it wasn't even a dark arena. I mean, the sun was still shining, you know?
MORROLAN (7-4400) (36-42-2,189) of DEATHSGATE challenged SMUG BUG (55-2900) (37-
58-0,189) of RHYME TYME. Straight across. MORROLAN beat SMUG BUG in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict. Crowds always like to see bugs get squashed,
especially smug ones.
DUBIJN (64-4092) (36-10-0,190) of HEART OF DARKNESS challenged LORD GALRON (33-
5450) (22-12-3,192) of LUROCIANS II. Up 2. DUBIJN devastated LORD GALRON in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle. I have a horrible time with this dark-
hearted person's name. I mean, I just can't spell it without knowing whether the J
or the N is silent, or some way wierd. So I can't talk about it.
WHITE KNIGHT (58-5971) (60-43-2,254) of CRUSADE challenged RAVEN EYES (12-2709)
(64-81-0,230) of SWEET MAGIC. Down 24. WHITE KNIGHT savagely defeated RAVEN EYES in
a 3 minute Challenge match. First devastating, and now savage. It's just too much
violence. And, you know, gore and grue and brutality.
BEAG MAGDA (12-4380) (43-26-2,213) of DARKMOON challenged VALKYRIE (17-5544)
(75-49-0,223) of ARCTIC GUARDS. Up 10. BEAG MAGDA was overpowered by VALKYRIE in a
1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. Did you get to ride on a flying horse, Beag? I
saw a picture once of a Valkyrie taking someone for a ride on a flying horse. After
a fight, it was. I remember that.
And TV challenges. I don't know if I can talk about these. I mean, I've been
talking and talking and talking and there's still more fights and I want to get DONE
with it, you know? Besides, a TV challenge speaks for itself. I didn't say that,
Olaf did.
BLACKMYTH (11-4018) (54-31-0,240) of SHADOWS challenged TRY ME NOW (61-846) (55-
48-1,218) of BLOOD KNIGHTS. Down 22. BLACKMYTH was vanquished by TRY ME NOW in a
popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SAMOO (37-4630) (21-12-1,138) of DARKENED PRIDE TV challenged HERMES (58-6016)
(19-8-0,131) of MYTHICAL. Down 7. SAMOO vanquished HERMES in a 1 minute one-sided
Challenge duel.
THE BIG MEOW (21-5307) (22-3-0,175) of MEOW MIX TV challenged SCOURGE (74-2857)
(25-19-1,176) of DARK ANGELS. Up 1. THE BIG MEOW unbelievably bested SCOURGE in an
action packed 9 minute Challenge melee.
E.A.POLECAT (15-2644) (49-28-3,205) of DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q TV challenged CREED (64-
3997) (67-44-0,216) of GROOVE MERCHANTS. Up 11. E.A.POLECAT overpowered CREED in a
popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
PARANOIA (9-4557) (17-4-1,202) of DSM4 TV challenged MIMR (82-3783) (46-36-2,195)
of SOL INVICTUS. Down 7. PARANOIA viciously subdued MIMR in a popular 3 minute
bloody Challenge duel.
BANKRUPT (71-3786) (40-16-0,184) of SHADOW GOLD TV challenged FUNNY BUNNY (55-
1862) (82-118-1,188) of RHYME TYME. Up 4. BANKRUPT narrowly defeated FUNNY BUNNY in
an exciting 13 minute bloody Challenge fight.
SETHRA LAVODE (71-4060) (24-3-0,233) of CASTLE BLACK TV challenged MILQUETOAST
(33-5313) (66-39-2,259) of BLOOM COUNTY. Up 26. SETHRA LAVODE was overpowered by
MILQUETOAST in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
DREAM WARRIOR (48-1040) (43-17-0,213) of NIGHT'S GUARDIANS TV challenged GROGGY
DOGGY (55-223) (113-171-0,201) of RHYME TYME. Down 12. DREAM WARRIOR demolished
GROGGY DOGGY in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
And for being Lord Marshall, or maybe Lady Marshall if that's the way it works
out--
DESECRATION (21-4392) (28-13-2,211) of BLACKEST PRIDE TV challenged NEMESIS (4-
5115) (51-8-0,343) of CHAMPIONS. Up 132. DESECRATION was devastated by NEMESIS in a
1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
Debby T.
LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NEMESIS 4-5115 52 8 0 362 CHAMPIONS (956) JHELUM
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MILQUETOAST 33-5313 67 39 2 281 BLOOM COUNTY (840) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DR. SCUM 15-1968 51 46 2 273 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (263) MALCORN
EXQUISITE CORPSE 43-3200 55 19 2 269 CRADLE OF FILTH (966) VEASTIAN
WHITE KNIGHT 58-5971 61 43 2 262 CRUSADE (894) DELARQ TOR
VALKYRIE 17-5544 76 49 0 245 ARCTIC GUARDS (888) ALJAFIR
TRY ME NOW 61-846 56 48 1 241 BLOOD KNIGHTS (284) JURINE
-TOUCH MY MONK, EH? 12-5112 33 21 0 236 ESTIMATED PROPHETS (999) RIZTAB
E.A.POLECAT 15-2644 50 28 3 228 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (263) MALCORN
WOUNDWORT 12-4228 45 33 0 228 DARKMOON (911) RIZTAB
TRYURLUCK 61-1029 51 38 1 224 BLOOD KNIGHTS (284) JURINE
DREAM WARRIOR 48-1040 44 17 0 224 NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (981) CAER
HEL 82-14331 31 28 0 224 ARCTIC GUARDS (944) DWES EG
JOPPA CLUBFIST 12-3748 23 19 0 224 HALL OF GIANT (885) RIZTAB
-ROCK A BYE 33-4653 50 35 3 222 EASTERN HORDE (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
MELKOR 13-1821 36 14 0 221 SILMARILLIAD (146) DULLENS
LUMP O'GORE 13-1212 88 80 5 215 ILLFANG PACT (254) DULLENS
-SNAP CRACKLE PUP 49-738 40 35 1 215 PETS ON FIRE (1001) VITHICAR
NEBUCHADNEZZER 15-4097 38 30 0 215 GRAVEYARD GLORY (936) MALCORN
MYMID EL NAIMIS 7-4420 57 23 1 214 THE DANGER DOGS (959) BONSUR
PARANOIA 9-4557 18 4 1 214 DSM4 (461) ZUKAL
HAYSEED X-IV 82-6120 20 9 2 213 PROJECT HAYSEED (973) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GNU WORLD ORDER 16-3948 62 58 3 208 HELPLESS ANIMALS (56) WILLAF
NORTHERN LIGHTS 19-3182 62 30 1 208 SADISTS II (954) ZUWAYZA
-TRASH QUAM 19-3751 30 23 2 208 EASTERN HORDE 3 (899) ZUWAYZA
STEVE DALLAS 33-5314 69 33 0 207 BLOOM COUNTY (840) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DUBIJN 64-4092 37 10 0 207 HEART OF DARKNESS (896) KURUKAR
XERXES 67-2429 44 35 2 206 MISSION IMPLAUSIBLE (915) BARIKALA
BLADE RUNNER # 33-4544 84 60 4 203 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
PANIC ATTACK 9-3624 26 14 1 203 DSM4 (461) ZUKAL
-PARTY'S OVER 75-2179 37 31 0 202 EASTERN HORDE (990) JADE MOUNTAIN
LADY EMILY 33-6626 23 12 1 202 LUROCIANS II (775) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
RAVEN EYES 12-2709 64 82 0 201 SWEET MAGIC (717) RIZTAB
TYVIN 60-5382 45 37 1 201 DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (900) ARADI
DESECRATION 21-4392 28 14 2 201 BLACKEST PRIDE (842) SUNSET
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MOJO-JOJO 12-3867 46 37 1 200 EASTERN HORDE (777) RIZTAB
ELRORAN 12-4386 43 31 2 200 DEMONS OF DARKNESS (838) RIZTAB
BEAG MAGDA 12-4380 43 27 2 198 DARKMOON (911) RIZTAB
GROGGY DOGGY 55-223 113 172 0 197 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
MOONJUMPER 16-3062 56 90 1 197 PUNNY AMINALS (708) WILLAF
SEVERUS SNAPE 18-7146 33 24 0 197 HOUSE SLYTHERIN (947) TALCAMA
SETHRA LAVODE 71-4060 24 4 0 197 CASTLE BLACK (988) KYR'TERR
CREED 64-3997 67 45 0 196 GROOVE MERCHANTS (800) KURUKAR
MIMR 82-3783 46 37 2 196 SOL INVICTUS (919) DWES EG
RILLION 36-5545 32 16 1 196 THE CHADS (946) JHANS
BLACK ANDARUS 71-3783 21 11 0 196 SHADOW MOD (986) KYR'TERR
MORROLAN 7-4400 37 42 2 195 DEATHSGATE (977) BONSUR
ROYLAND 56-3380 57 44 0 194 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
-MR. TESTOSTERONE 70-1744 41 54 4 194 BALLROOM BLITZ (399) SENTERN
DELICIOUS 19-3506 23 16 1 194 DARKENED PRIDE (890) ZUWAYZA
SMALL ROOMS 97-606 17 7 4 193 THE HASTINGS (1010) SHADOW GROVE
STEEL CLOTH 56-1745 97 105 3 192 PITT GLADIATORS (180) ROCANIS
BLACKMYTH 11-4018 54 32 0 192 SHADOWS (960) ARUAK CITY
-HINDENBIRD 49-1277 38 22 0 192 PETS ON FIRE (1001) VITHICAR
GREW SOME SHREW 16-4135 47 42 2 191 HELPLESS ANIMALS (56) WILLAF
BANKRUPT 71-3786 41 16 0 191 SHADOW GOLD (987) KYR'TERR
-FERRET INFERNO 49-361 40 32 2 191 PETS ON FIRE (1001) VITHICAR
FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 82 119 1 190 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
KOOSH BALL 71-3536 37 26 0 190 STUFF I BROUGHT (918) KYR'TERR
LORD LIGHTSPEED 33-2928 35 25 3 190 LUROCIANS II (775) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DARK OMEGA 21-4983 41 42 0 189 LORDS OF SHADOWS (963) SUNSET
-AZREAL ELS III 4-4482 26 16 2 189 EASTERN HORDE (975) JHELUM
LORD GALRON 33-5450 22 13 3 188 LUROCIANS II (775) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-MALICE 15-3729 34 29 0 186 MISCELLANEA (712) MALCORN
MADBULL 13-4198 50 81 1 185 CARDOW HUNTERS (761) DULLENS
SMUG BUG 55-2900 37 59 0 185 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
THE BIG MEOW 21-5307 23 3 0 185 MEOW MIX (978) SUNSET
CHAOS LICH 15-4132 40 27 0 182 GRAVEYARD GLORY (936) MALCORN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TITAN 21-5070 35 24 1 180 BLACKEST PRIDE (842) SUNSET
MOONRACER 50-3206 34 33 1 180 MISFIT TOYS (921) SNOWBOUND
RED BARON 33-1092 32 29 3 180 LUROCIANS II (775) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
PINE SCENTED WONDE 14-3682 31 10 1 178 UNKNOWNS XIX (953) TOBIR
SCOURGE 74-2857 25 20 1 178 DARK ANGELS (989) DAIYLA KIV
HOUSE MOUSE 55-221 108 172 2 177 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
SHEA MAGEBORN 75-2273 30 26 0 177 SHADOWCIRCLE (991) JADE MOUNTAIN
-ANTHRAXUS 33-5723 26 19 1 177 DEATH HORDE (952) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
ZENAR 12-4043 26 19 1 177 DEMONS OF DARKNESS (838) RIZTAB
ALI GATOR 33-5584 27 35 1 175 DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (884) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-MELTDOWN 32-3836 25 4 0 174 WOLF PACK II (968) ARVAT
JULIUS 64-3641 66 76 2 165 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
TESEN 12-4211 38 39 1 165 DEMONS OF DARKNESS (838) RIZTAB
CRYPT KEEPER 15-4146 33 22 1 163 GRAVEYARD GLORY (936) MALCORN
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118 29 22 0 162 HEAVE HO! (926) SENTERN
NIGHTIE KNIGHT 12-4731 42 29 1 161 LOBOTOMATION (961) RIZTAB
-D 82-44 23 12 0 158 EASTERN HORDE 4 (992) DWES EG
ANGEL RUST 36-4713 19 5 1 156 HELTER SKELTER (1004) JHANS
SAMOO 37-4630 22 12 1 152 DARKENED PRIDE (998) SIBIKHAS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-ULTIMATE FURY 12-5020 27 14 2 150 LUROCIANS IV (865) RIZTAB
TESSERACK 33-6641 29 12 0 148 SHADOW X (980) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
KELOS 55-30 53 80 3 145 ROCANIS RIDERS (285) KHALANI
-LORD LIGHTNING 33-2856 27 19 1 144 LUROCIANS II (775) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-POINTY 16-4427 35 23 0 142 HOMERIC MMMMMMS... (1000) WILLAF
FRAIL WHALE 55-1968 100 154 3 141 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
LORD REDMOND 12-4109 31 19 1 140 LUROCIANS IV (865) RIZTAB
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MILA 55-29 51 87 0 135 ROCANIS RIDERS (285) KHALANI
SAMPSA 31-4233 23 6 2 134 SOL INVICTUS (974) CHIMLEVTAL
STUMP 70-7065 27 8 2 129 ALABAMA RADIO (778) SENTERN
HERMES 58-6016 19 9 0 126 MYTHICAL (779) DELARQ TOR
-JOSEPHUS 12-4111 18 7 0 125 LUROCIANS IV (865) RIZTAB
REDFOX 13-4197 42 61 0 123 CARDOW HUNTERS (761) DULLENS
ARTEMISIA 12-5096 31 31 0 117 DARKMOON (911) RIZTAB
NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821 20 15 0 114 BLADES OF WONDER (1002) SOLVEN
SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543 57 87 2 113 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
VENRIC 60-5709 23 21 0 109 DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (900) ARADI
-SNOOPY 33-970 27 19 3 108 LUROCIANS II (775) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
THE MADNESS 21-5214 28 10 1 104 BLACKEST PRIDE (842) SUNSET
-SWEET CHASTITY 35-504 35 27 1 102 22 ACACIA AVENUE (29) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ON MY WAY 61-3154 15 4 0 94 SADISTS F2F (1020) JURINE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOELEAN 97-903 13 14 4 90 IVER'S GIRLS (971) SHADOW GROVE
GRAHAM 29-4318 28 22 0 87 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
BRANGUS 16-4162 25 35 1 86 PUNNY AMINALS (708) WILLAF
LORD FIREFLASH 33-2966 26 30 0 81 LUROCIANS II (775) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-LORD K 33-6281 15 8 2 81 LUROCIANS II (775) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-LORD ARYN 33-5862 24 15 1 77 LUROCIANS II (775) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
SANDY 22-5829 23 15 1 77 WOMEN OF REALITY (1014) SOLVEN
RAVEN 71-3435 17 21 0 77 2ND ARCTIC GUARDS (1013) KYR'TERR
SHEYN 64-4157 20 0 1 75 HEART OF DARKNESS (896) KURUKAR
-HEDGEWICK 12-4355 19 19 1 75 LUROCIANS IV (865) RIZTAB
SUE 22-5828 20 17 0 72 WOMEN OF REALITY (1014) SOLVEN
-PSYCHOSIS 9-4650 12 2 1 70 DSM4 (461) ZUKAL
AGRO 29-4314 23 30 1 69 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
INNERVISION 15-4431 18 4 0 68 UNKNOWNS XX (1019) MALCORN
CENTURION 71-3432 17 12 1 66 2ND ARCTIC GUARDS (1013) KYR'TERR
-BABBS BUNNY 31-2751 23 17 0 65 LOONY TOONS (1021) CHIMLEVTAL
-LADY QUINITH 33-5939 16 11 0 65 LUROCIANS II (775) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DIRT KNAP 15-4418 21 4 2 64 UNKNOWNS XX (1019) MALCORN
SHADOW HAWK 71-3038 15 23 2 61 2ND ARCTIC GUARDS (1013) KYR'TERR
-LADY SUPERIOR 33-5899 14 6 1 59 LUROCIANS II (775) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
LOPING WOLF 56-1796 52 95 0 56 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
-LORD HAMMER 33-5920 18 19 1 54 LUROCIANS II (775) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-CHIM CHIM 12-4742 19 15 0 52 LUROCIANS IV (865) RIZTAB
-THE WRATH OF DOG 12-5103 13 8 1 50 LUROCIANS IV (865) RIZTAB
BEER 71-3539 18 22 0 40 STUFF I BROUGHT (918) KYR'TERR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Black Andarus -- Brave challenge, but that's a painful way to learn a skill. --
Royland
Woundwort -- That was a good fight, was it not? I thought I was set to win, but ye
got the best of me, slashing Zs all over me body. I'm going to need a new suit of
armor. -- Lump o'Gore
Dark Omega -- You're fairly effective with that silly weapon. -- Kelos
Tesserack -- You got me on my bad knee or that would've gone a lot differently. And
don't deceive yourself, boy: I AM a warrior and a very good one. Just not a
particularly good gladiator. There's a difference. -- Mila
Usually when you fight a stand-in and they win, they learn a lot. Just so you all
know, Lucifreyja can no longer train skill in this arena. That is one hell of a
woman. -- Loping Wolf
Mimr -- Either the bookmakers are nuts, or I pulled a miraculous turn-around with
even noticing it. Good work with that incredible speed and accuracy. I was
impressed. -- Raven Eyes
Blackmyth -- That's the first time I've ever seen anybody SHOE a bull. Annoyed the
heck out of him, too! -- Redfox
Koosh Ball -- Being a golem with enhanced senses, blurs of motion don't faze me. But
you made a good try. -- Moonjumper
Superior Forces -- Ah...hmm, what can I say? You were mis-named? -- Redfox
Sweet Chastity -- You damned barbarian women don't know your place. -- Brangus
P.S. I knew exactly what hit me. And I DIDN'T LIKE IT.
Hermes -- The winged sandals are DEPRAVED. -- Brangus
Raven Eyes -- You are becoming one wicked gnarly Lord Protector, dodging and
riposting with grace and style. My helm's off to you, the sweet lady gladiatress
with those unforgettable raven eyes. -- Mimr
Lump O'Gore -- Parry is my least favorite type of skill, but thanks all the same for
skill # 113! -- Woundwort
Nebuchadnezzar -- Next, I think you should challenge Nebuchadnezzar. -- Artemisia
Scourge -- Ouch! Very effective desperation strategy. -- Sampsa
29 September 2003
All -- Let it be known that the Firm accepts SOL into its ranks. The Firm is:
SunGod, Dark Spirit, Youngblood, Tripwire, and SOL.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DESECRATION was devastated by NEMESIS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
DREAM WARRIOR demolished GROGGY DOGGY in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SETHRA LAVODE was overpowered by MILQUETOAST in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
BANKRUPT narrowly defeated FUNNY BUNNY in a exciting 13 minute bloody Challenge fight.
PARANOIA viciously subdued MIMR in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge duel.
E.A.POLECAT overpowered CREED in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
THE BIG MEOW unbelievably bested SCOURGE in a action packed 9 minute Challenge melee.
SAMOO vanquished HERMES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BLACKMYTH was vanquished by TRY ME NOW in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BEAG MAGDA was overpowered by VALKYRIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
WHITE KNIGHT savagely defeated RAVEN EYES in a 3 minute Challenge match.
DUBIJN devastated LORD GALRON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
MORROLAN beat SMUG BUG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict.
ELRORAN defeated DARK OMEGA in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
SEVERUS SNAPE was devastated by MYMID EL NAIMIS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
JOPPA CLUBFIST savagely defeated RILLION in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
MELKOR overpowered MOONJUMPER in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge bout.
TESSERACK was overpowered by ZENAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BLACK ANDARUS devastated HOUSE MOUSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE was beaten by KOOSH BALL in a action packed 5 minute Challenge fray.
TESEN was overcome by SHEA MAGEBORN in a popular 2 minute Challenge contest.
SAMPSA demolished NEBUCHADNEZZAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
THE MADNESS vanquished SANDY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ON MY WAY was defeated by VENRIC in a exciting 3 minute Challenge bout.
DIRT KNAP vanquished BEER in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
GRAHAM beat RAVEN in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fray.
TRYURLUCK overcame DELICIOUS in a exciting 2 minute duel.
DR. SCUM overpowered MADBULL in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
EXQUISITE CORPSE savagely defeated STEVE DALLAS in a exciting 4 minute gory match.
WOUNDWORT overpowered SMALL ROOMS in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
LORD LIGHTSPEED was demolished by LUMP O'GORE in a 1 minute uneven contest.
BLADE RUNNER # overpowered ALI GATOR in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
LADY EMILY savagely defeated MOONRACER in a popular 2 minute brutal fray.
PANIC ATTACK savagely defeated RED BARON in a exciting 2 minute gruesome conflict.
NORTHERN LIGHTS overpowered TITAN in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
HEL handily defeated GREW SOME SHREW in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
HAYSEED X-IV beat NIGHTIE KNIGHT in a exciting 1 minute fight.
STEEL CLOTH lost to TYVIN in a 2 minute duel.
ROYLAND was unbelievably bested by GNU WORLD ORDER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
XERXES handily defeated JULIUS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
NEBUCHADNEZZER overcame PINE SCENTED WONDER in a 2 minute melee.
CHAOS LICH handily defeated LORD REDMOND in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
KELOS was overpowered by CRYPT KEEPER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ARTEMISIA was outlasted by STUMP in a popular 9 minute bloody fray.
FRAIL WHALE vanquished SUPERIOR FORCES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
REDFOX was beaten by MILA in a exciting 1 minute battle.
ANGEL RUST savagely defeated MAREI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody bout.
LORD FIREFLASH was overcome by JOELEAN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
CENTURION narrowly defeated LOPING WOLF in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory battle.
SHADOW HAWK was bested by INNERVISION in a exciting 1 minute match.
SHEYN viciously subdued AGRO in a popular 1 minute gory brawl.
SUE lost to BRANGUS in a popular 1 minute struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 38 PARRY-RIPOSTE 18 - 13 - 0 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 13 LUNGING ATTACK 197 - 167 - 4 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 12 TOTAL PARRY 39 - 34 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 10 PARRY-LUNGE 57 - 51 - 0 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 10 SLASHING ATTACK 69 - 72 - 1 49 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 9 AIMED BLOW 44 - 48 - 0 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 WALL OF STEEL 68 - 77 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 48 - 60 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 18 - 23 - 0 44 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 14 - 0 36 |
Turn 361 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 7 4 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 6 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 6 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 4 AIMED BLOW 3 - 7 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 19 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK NEMESIS 4-5115 52 8 0 362 CHAMPIONS (956)
TOTAL PARRY DR. SCUM 15-1968 51 46 2 273 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (263)
WALL OF STEEL WHITE KNIGHT 58-5971 61 43 2 262 CRUSADE (894)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW VALKYRIE 17-5544 76 49 0 245 ARCTIC GUARDS (888)
PARRY-LUNGE TRY ME NOW 61-846 56 48 1 241 BLOOD KNIGHTS (284)
SLASHING ATTACK TRYURLUCK 61-1029 51 38 1 224 BLOOD KNIGHTS (284)
STRIKING ATTACK LADY EMILY 33-6626 23 12 1 202 LUROCIANS II (775)
BASHING ATTACK HOUSE MOUSE 55-221 108 172 2 177 RHYME TYME (397)
PARRY-STRIKE FRAIL WHALE 55-1968 100 154 3 141 RHYME TYME (397)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAVEN 71-3435 17 21 0 77 2ND ARCTIC GUARDS (1013)
The overall popularity leader is GROGGY DOGGY 55-223. The most popular warrior this
turn was SCOURGE 74-2857. The ten other most popular fighters were ARTEMISIA
12-5096, FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862, EXQUISITE CORPSE 43-3200, ROYLAND 56-3380, LIMA BEAN
FLAMBE 70-3118, KOOSH BALL 71-3536, TRYURLUCK 61-1029, LADY EMILY 33-6626, JOPPA
CLUBFIST 12-3748, and TESEN 12-4211.
The least popular fighter this week was KELOS 55-30. The other ten least popular
fighters were LORD REDMOND 12-4109, GREW SOME SHREW 16-4135, BEER 71-3539,
NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821, HERMES 58-6016, SUE 22-5828, AGRO 29-4314, SHADOW HAWK
71-3038, SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543, and JULIUS 64-3641.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 SUNSET(21) 2 3 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 1 0
BONSUR(7) 2 0 0 SOLVEN(22) 0 3 0 ARADI(60) 2 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 2 0 0 LAPUR(29) 1 1 0 JURINE(61) 2 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 KURUKAR(64) 2 2 0
RIZTAB(12) 4 6 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 3 8 0 BARIKALA(67) 1 0 0
DULLENS(13) 2 2 0 JHANS(36) 1 1 0 SENTERN(70) 1 1 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 4 4 0
MALCORN(15) 7 0 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 0 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 0 1 0
WILLAF(16) 2 2 0 CAER(48) 1 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 2 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 2 5 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 3 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NEMESIS 4-5115 52 8 0 362 CHAMPIONS (956) JHELUM
MYMID EL NAIMIS 7-4420 57 23 1 214 THE DANGER DOGS (959) BONSUR
PARANOIA 9-4557 18 4 1 214 DSM4 (461) ZUKAL
BLACKMYTH 11-4018 54 32 0 192 SHADOWS (960) ARUAK CITY
WOUNDWORT 12-4228 45 33 0 228 DARKMOON (911) RIZTAB
MELKOR 13-1821 36 14 0 221 SILMARILLIAD (146) DULLENS
PINE SCENTED WONDE 14-3682 31 10 1 178 UNKNOWNS XIX (953) TOBIR
DR. SCUM 15-1968 51 46 2 273 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (263) MALCORN
GNU WORLD ORDER 16-3948 62 58 3 208 HELPLESS ANIMALS (56) WILLAF
VALKYRIE 17-5544 76 49 0 245 ARCTIC GUARDS (888) ALJAFIR
SEVERUS SNAPE 18-7146 33 24 0 197 HOUSE SLYTHERIN (947) TALCAMA
NORTHERN LIGHTS 19-3182 62 30 1 208 SADISTS II (954) ZUWAYZA
DESECRATION 21-4392 28 14 2 201 BLACKEST PRIDE (842) SUNSET
NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821 20 15 0 114 BLADES OF WONDER (1002) SOLVEN
GRAHAM 29-4318 28 22 0 87 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
SAMPSA 31-4233 23 6 2 134 SOL INVICTUS (974) CHIMLEVTAL
MILQUETOAST 33-5313 67 39 2 281 BLOOM COUNTY (840) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
RILLION 36-5545 32 16 1 196 THE CHADS (946) JHANS
SAMOO 37-4630 22 12 1 152 DARKENED PRIDE (998) SIBIKHAS
EXQUISITE CORPSE 43-3200 55 19 2 269 CRADLE OF FILTH (966) VEASTIAN
DREAM WARRIOR 48-1040 44 17 0 224 NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (981) CAER
MOONRACER 50-3206 34 33 1 180 MISFIT TOYS (921) SNOWBOUND
GROGGY DOGGY 55-223 113 172 0 197 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
ROYLAND 56-3380 57 44 0 194 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
WHITE KNIGHT 58-5971 61 43 2 262 CRUSADE (894) DELARQ TOR
TYVIN 60-5382 45 37 1 201 DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (900) ARADI
TRY ME NOW 61-846 56 48 1 241 BLOOD KNIGHTS (284) JURINE
DUBIJN 64-4092 37 10 0 207 HEART OF DARKNESS (896) KURUKAR
XERXES 67-2429 44 35 2 206 MISSION IMPLAUSIBLE (915) BARIKALA
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118 29 22 0 162 HEAVE HO! (926) SENTERN
SETHRA LAVODE 71-4060 24 4 0 197 CASTLE BLACK (988) KYR'TERR
SCOURGE 74-2857 25 20 1 178 DARK ANGELS (989) DAIYLA KIV
SHEA MAGEBORN 75-2273 30 26 0 177 SHADOWCIRCLE (991) JADE MOUNTAIN
HEL 82-14331 31 28 0 224 ARCTIC GUARDS (944) DWES EG
SMALL ROOMS 97-606 17 7 4 193 THE HASTINGS (1010) SHADOW GROVE
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 18 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament:
CAFFEINE JUNKIE (3-6110) ADDICTED
CATFISH HUNTER (5-3315) PARTY ANIMALS
MATTAHOOPLE (16-4203) GIFTED GODS
SWEET JANE (53-6535) THE DARK TEMPLE
LIL NOIR (62-3311) ENIGMA
NARCISSISTIC NUN (69-8644) ODD SQUAD
LEGION '8' (71-2369) D.O.A.
RAW SEX APPEAL (82-1331) WHY WE LOVE TUM
ZOMBIE STOMP (82-2617) NO MORE TEARS
VIOLENT VOLE (82-4565) MAMMAL MILITIA
LADY OF THE MOON (82-5481) HARM NONE
KAMIKAZI GNAT (82-6073) DEADLY ATTACKS II
THE 13TH WARRIOR (82-6346) STOOPID MOVIES
SIRTON (82-9190) I AM SUCK
DUNE (82-10414) 4-LETTER EPICS
FLEM (82-12614) 4-LETTER FLUIDS
GREENHOUSE EFFECT (82-12996) GLOBAL WARMING
UGLY (82-14501) 4-LETTER DESCRIPTION
-- Green Eyes