ADVANCED DUELMASTERS
Date : 01/08/2004 Duedate: 01/21/2004
FREE BLADES
DM-103 TURN-367
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-WENSINWASIN 43/1023 4 1 0 80.0 PETS ON FIRE 49/1001
2 ULTRA-PRIDE 65/843 164 57 3 74.2 11 STORM FRONT 4/976 191 179 1 51.6
DARKENED PRIDE 37/998 ARCTIC GUARDS 82/944
BLACKEST PRIDE 21/842 MISFIT TOYS 50/921
3 EXACTLY! 35/1033 1165 620 7 65.3 STUFF I BROUGHT 71/918
4 DSM4 9/461 490 305 7 61.6 2ND ARCTIC GUARDS 71/1013
LINCOLNSHIRE 65/985 12 LUROCIANS IV 12/865 89 87 2 50.6
PROJECT HAYSEED 82/973 LUROCIANS II 33/775
DARK ANGELS 74/989 13 LOBOTOMATION 12/961 45 45 0 50.0
GROOVE MERCHANTS 64/800 14 DARKMOON 12/911 104 108 1 49.1
MISCELLANEA 15/712 SOL INVICTUS 82/919
BLADES OF WONDER 22/1002 SOL INVICTUS 31/974
HEAVE HO! 70/926 15 IVER'S GIRLS 97/971 224 244 1 47.9
5 SUPERIOR FORC 29/585 191 121 2 61.2 16 GRAVEYARD GLO 15/936 135 153 0 46.9
SUPERIOR FORCES 2Q 77/1041 MISSION IMPLAUSIBLE 67/915
6 HALL OF GIANT 12/885 326 227 9 59.0 17 BLOOD KNIGHTS 61/284 230 271 9 45.9
HEART OF DARKNESS 64/896 18 DRAKE'S LODG 73/1037 124 154 2 44.6
7 SHADOWS 11/960 145 118 4 55.1 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q 15/263
CASTLE BLACK 71/988 DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO 33/884
THE DANGER DOGS 7/959 DRAKE'S COMICS 47/1034
SHADOW GOLD 71/987 19 THE LAWMEN 12/292 29 37 0 43.9
SHADOWCIRCLE 75/991 20 RHYME TYME 55/397 130 177 0 42.3
SHADOW X 33/980 21 UNDER DURESS 64/743 676 971 9 41.0
SHADOW MOD 71/986 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY 33/764
LORDS OF SHADOWS 21/963 22 REDHORSE 56/823 194 293 2 39.8
THE HELL HOUNDS 22/964 ILLFANG PACT 13/254
DEATHSGATE 7/977 ROCANIS RIDERS 55/285
8 THE CHADS 36/946 434 364 6 54.4 23 CROC FILES 29/951 35 60 0 36.8
DEMONS OF DARKNESS 12/838 TOMATO ENFORCER 63/1024
DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 60/900 RUNNING AMOK 54/1035
THE ROCKERS 7/1029 WOMEN OF REALITY 22/1014
9 ANARCHY 19/1030 19 17 1 52.8 THE REDBAERS 3/1028
IMMORTAL ASYLUM 17/877 24 SWEET MAGIC 12/717 375 848 4 30.7
10 PAIN KILLERS 15/54 47 43 0 52.2 CARDOW HUNTERS 13/761
HOMERIC MMMMMMS... 16/1000 PUNNY AMINALS 16/708
22 ACACIA AVENUE 35/29 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1022
ESTIMATED PROPHETS 12/999 25 THE DARK TID 16/1040 0 1 0 0.0
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Eye of the Storm #71 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
In the Far West:
Ashon Chang studied the coastline. It was barely visible in the twilight, but
close enough that he could smell turned earth and mown hay. "We're taking a risk
anchoring here," he murmured. "Even if we're not seen from the land, I would expect
passing ships...."
"You have a better idea?" Werre growled.
Startled, the samurai glanced over his shoulder. He hadn't realized that anyone
was near enough to hear him. "No, I was talking to myself. Worrying out loud."
"Plenty to worry about," the Adantri agreed. "But it's a wasted effort.
Doesn't change anything. Know the risks and what could go wrong, know what your
options are in dealing with them, and then relax."
Ashon Chang glanced farther along the rail, to where Rughal was pacing and
looking about as relaxed as a tiger in a cage. "Easy to say, not so easy for some to
do...."
Werre followed his gaze and laughed. "Too bad there's no way to harness that
energy! The people who took Shania had better watch out--Rughal will be nearly
berserk by the time we get there."
"Assuming we can find her," the samurai said somberly. "We don't have much to
go on."
Werre laughed again. "We can use Rughal as a hunting dog, if we have to!" Then
he sobered, too. "If she's still alive, we'll find her. But I wish we knew more
about the people we'll be dealing with."
*** ***** *** ***** ***
"These people are insane!" Shania muttered. She kept her head down for the
properly submissive appearance, but that didn't stop her from seeing and hearing
enough of what was going on around her. They were crossing a medium-sized plaza
overlooking the inner harbor. It was crowded with jostling merchants and sailors and
housewives shopping, petty nobles surrounded by their retinues of servants and
soldiers. A colorful crowd, and a noisy one, and a crowd that seemed unmoved by the
sacrifices being carried out on a raised platform to one side. "They're killing
children," she hissed. "Babies!"
Zakar, who had one hand locked around her wrist, pulling her forward steadily,
shrugged slightly. "They're desperate. And most of the babies wouldn't live to
their second birthday anyway. None will, if the Arcanum isn't stabilized. End of
the world as we know it. Besides, being sacrificed is an honor. Ask any of the
priests." He towed her into an alley behind the sacrificial platform, along the
narrow way at a fast trot that left her breathless, and out into another, smaller,
plaza.
"They're killing babies. It isn't--"
Zakar stopped, forcing her to look at him. "Fair? Is that what you were going
to say? LIFE isn't fair. We couldn't have saved any of those babies, woman. We'd
just have added our deaths to theirs--which might have amused the gods, but it
wouldn't have accomplished anything worth doing."
"But--"
"They tell me you're centuries old, elf woman. How did you last so long without
recognizing the facts? Life is HARD, woman. The universe is a cannibal. It brings
us to life, and then it eats us without a qualm. There is no such thing as 'fair' in
life."
"If you really believe that, why do anything at all? Why not just curl up and
die?"
"Because I won't give the universe, or the gods, or the priests, or ANYBODY the
satisfaction of seeing ME surrender. I am nobody's easy meat!" Apparently
considering the subject closed, he glanced up at the sky, gauging time by the stars.
"Almost dawn. We wouldn't get ten steps trying to leave the city before dawn, but
after it...we've got a chance."
"Good! The sooner I'm out of this city, the better I'll feel," Shania muttered.
Zakar laughed. "Me, too! I feel like a mouse trying to move inconspicuously
through a crowd of cats." He glanced around the plaza, which was nearly deserted,
and picked a doorway to darkness on the left, heading in that direction.
Once through the arch, the darkness was as complete as blindness. The air was
cold, uninhabited, and smelled faintly of old blood.
"We can wait for dawn here," Zakar said. "No one will disturb us. You said you
can contact your companions, if you have a place to be quiet and concentrate. This
is it. Tell 'em we're leaving the city on the west side and will move along the
shore till we meet them."
"I may be able to contact them," Shania corrected him. She reached out her free
hand, found a wall, and slid down to a sitting position. "I will try, but I make no
promises."
+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Tides of Magic #19 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
Various places in the Multiverse:
The Dwarf scowled across his desk, a slab of polished granite that would have
looked over-large in front of a giant. His chief wizards looked back at him calmly.
Their employer was a hard man, but he didn't penalize messengers for the bad news
they brought. Usually. "It's HER, isn't it? This it the kind of low, underhanded,
nasty action I'd expect from someone who's part Orc and part Elf. The two worst
races you could find! How bad is it?"
"She's found all the obvious gates," the wizard Skaefin said. "From the power
flux, I assume she plans to close them. This will cause more problems for her than
for us, but still..." his frown was almost as formidable as the Dwarf's. "It's a
matter of principle! We should strike back!"
"Could be dangerous, that," the sorceress Lilinith murmured. "Now that she's
terminating her Kaikwok project, she'll have the manpower to do...many violent
things. We don't NEED that kind of trouble. Sir."
"The real problem will be our manpower." The lizard mage Frilz's voice was dry,
as always, but there was a hint of genuine concern. "Those of our people who
immigrated here from Ghea may find themselves dragged back against their wills. It
could weaken our defense."
"She can retrieve the immigrants?" The Dwarf visibly shrugged off his anger to
concentrate on the immediate threat. "What are the parameters?"
"Not as bad as it might be," Skaefin said promptly. "My researches indicate
there's a time limit. I don't know what, exactly, that limit is--the flux between
dimensions makes it difficult to--"
"Don't make excuses," the Dwarf snapped. "I assume you did your best. What's
the approximate time limit?"
"Six months or so, I think." Skaefin glanced at his fellow wizards for
confirmation.
Both nodded.
"More or less," Frilz confirmed. "It depends on how much of her own power she
wants to expend. Those who came of their own choice and were properly integrated
will be resistant even if they haven't been here long. The ones who stumbled through
gates accidentally...." He spread his hands in the gesture that served his race for
a shrug.
"Loss of the involuntary immigrants won't be a problem," Lilinith agreed. "But
there is a chance, a good one I believe, that people who are closely associated with
them when they are, shall we say, retrieved may be hauled away with them."
"And because they came by chance, we don't know where they are," the Dwarf
finished, "or who they're with." He shrugged. "If that's all she can do, we'll be
fine. She needs us more than we need her. But she's got more than one trick up her
sleeve. The situation will have to be watched closely."
The Dwarf's fourth adviser, the giant Hadrubal, stirred finally. "We might send
a counter-force into HER universe," he rumbled.
"No." The Dwarf's voice was emphatic. "Right now, we're in the right. WE
aren't taking hostile actions, we're the DEFENDERS. That gives us a potent edge in
the forum of multiversal opinion. I won't risk that unless I can be sure that such a
stance would gain us much more. There will be no invasion from here. Not now,
anyway."
Scarlatti had expected them to go by ship to some other island, or to the
mainland of this world, whatever it was. But the lizard men were leading the way to
high ground, and from the arrangement of the trees and stones on that knoll, he
realized that the transportation was going to be magical. Teleportation, perhaps--he
had to remind himself that the instability that made teleportation on Ghea so
dangerous did not apply here. Wherever here was. Possibly a true Gate. Would that
mean that the home of the lizard folk was in a different world, just as Ghea was in a
different world from this one?
"If they can open this Gate," Carris Fallstar muttered, "they can open a Gate to
Ghea."
"It's easier to open a Gate that is already there," Fizban pointed out. "As
this one which will lead us to their home clearly is. The Gate to OUR home will have
to be found or created first. We must do this their way--their Gates first."
"That is the bargain we agreed to," Rogan added.
"I wasn't suggesting we break it," Carris snapped. "You humans are too damned
touchy about things like that--which shows your race's basic unreliability. I was
just making an observation."
The oldest of the lizard men, the one that might be a wizard, though his regalia
of bones and shells and odd bits of this and that seemed more like the gear of a
witchdoctor, gestured them forward. They took positions at his direction, along with
an equal number of lizard warriors.
The old lizard shook his rattle and whistled a call into the sky. Power rippled
around him. Around them. The world faded to gray.
Power rippled across the sea, turning blue water to steel gray and the clear sky
to a dome of white glass.
"Sorcery!" the ship's captain gasped. He made a sign to avert ill fortune.
A futile sign, Shylock knew. The power that gripped this ship, the power he
could feel all around him, was too great for such a simple preventive measure. There
was power enough here to turn the world inside out.
And that was what it was doing.
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---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 481): BLUE GOOSE of BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 479): SNAGGLE PUSS of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 475): MAN O' WAR of TRIPLE CROWN (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 476): ROWARDENN of SAILS OF CHARON (The Sentinel, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 474): GHENGIS KHAN of HEROESANDFOUNDONES (The Judge, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 473): MALKAI of DRAGON JUNKIES (Youngblood, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 236): COA PATTY of KESSEN (Iker, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 465): PYGMY SHREW of SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 234): MACIOBELLY of UNFIT TO BE ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 461): FIZGIGG of FISHERMAN'S WHARF (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 459): MIKE TV of WILLY WONKA INC. (Distorted, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 452): BRAN AP CADAL of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 416): FACE BREAKER of WIDOWMAKERS (Soultender, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 211): SNOWFALL of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 205): STRAW FIRE of LAND OF OZ (Oz the Successful, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 192): IRIADOR of DRUID'S GROVE (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 340): WORMY of BAD APPLES (Uncle Wolf, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 320): SWINGLINED SUE of PISSED AT WORK (Nuln, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 141): PIXIE BLIGHT of DARQUE FORCES VIII (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 366): SETHRA LAVODE of CASTLE BLACK from KYR'TERR
(Shadowgate, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 481): DREAM PARK (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 479): ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 475): TRIPLE CROWN (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 476): BLACKHEART'S AXE (?, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 474): DELTA DOOM (Barnabas, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 473): DRAGON JUNKIES (Youngblood, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 236): none
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 465): EQUESTORS (Spartacus, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 234): WORDS TO THE WISE (Wordsmith, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 461): SARATOGA GLORY (The Trainer, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 459): OBSIDIAN HALL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 452): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 416): WIDOWMAKERS (Soultender, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 211): MIKES MORGUE (Mike, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 205): MYSTIC ORC FEAST (Slugbait, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 192): MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 340): BAD APPLES (Uncle Wolf, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 320): FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 141): MAGIC MAYHEM (Fizban, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 366): WENSINWASIN (Youngblood, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 479): DENOGGINIZER of BLOODSUCKERS (Way Cool, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 475): WEDNESDAY of THE DARK TIDES (Diaretic, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 473): FOGGY DEW of KINDRED OF KAOS (PTFT, mgr.)
ADOBE of DELTA DOOM (Barnabas, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 465): PYGMY SHREW of SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 234): MACIOBELLY of UNFIT TO BE ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.)
GAELIN BLACKTALON of THE NIGHTHAWKS (Firehawk, mgr.)
(turn 233): FREY of STORMWATCH (Polar Bear, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 459): MIKE TV of WILLY WONKA INC. (Distorted, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 211): SNOWFALL of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 210): BINGE N PURGE of EMETICS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 205): THE MIGHTY SORE of DRAKE'S COMICS (Drake, mgr.)
(turn 204): BEAR KEEPER of CARNIVAL (Carny, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 192): IRIADOR of DRUID'S GROVE (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 141): PIXIE BLIGHT of DARQUE FORCES VIII (Master Darque, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Lord-Marshall
Hail, Free Blades!
Well, where did everyone go? My team all goes off to defend the Gate and leaves
me as the lone defender and they never come back! Looks like a lot of the warriors
from here never came back either. I did hear that they where able to finally close
the gate and my team mates where able to put down eight of the gate monsters in the
process! Good job guys and also to everyone else who volunteered from our fine
arena! Wish I had been there but I will have to be happy defending the throne,
especially against the returning warriors with their experience fighting the Gate!
-- Sethra Lavode
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Wow! This is, you know, totally a big change. Fifty fights! Albendranious!
And no standbys, either, which is good because they were all having a morning after
on account of the new year, only it was a week after and STILL! Of course, not very
many of those fights were action packed or, you know, exciting, but we can't have
everything. As if!
Dark Angels were avoided by Darkmoon. I don't know why. It's all dark to me.
Fut Cough got the most challenges, but *I* think he just needed, you know, cough
syrup. Or else new socks. All together, except that they were actually separate,
there were seventeen challenges, with one being tv and the rest radio or even, like,
telegrams. But that's okay. I mean, if you care enough to challenge, that's what
counts, right?
Nobody died, which is good. Dying is, like, totally not how you want to start
the new year.
The longest fight was ten minutes, which is enough for a turtle, if I had a
turtle, which I don't, because what would I be doing with a turtle?
They want me to make this short and, like, really fast. They always want that.
Maybe today I will because of having to put the finishing touches on my tan for the
Tourney. I mean, it has to be good, you know?
SHEYN (64-4157) (21-0-1,86) of HEART OF DARKNESS fought GOLDIE (29-4395) (14-14-
1,41) of CROC FILES. SHEYN devastated GOLDIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided
match.
SHADOW HAWK (71-3038) (15-28-2,45) of 2ND ARCTIC GUARDS fought BLACKMYTH (11-
4018) (60-37-1,87) of SHADOWS. SHADOW HAWK was demolished by BLACKMYTH in a 1 minute
one-sided brawl.
BEER (71-3539) (20-25-0,76) of STUFF I BROUGHT fought SANDY (22-5829) (24-17-
1,79) of WOMEN OF REALITY. BEER was overpowered by SANDY in a 1 minute one-sided
struggle.
JOELEAN (97-903) (16-16-4,94) of IVER'S GIRLS fought WEDNESDAY (16-5254) (14-7-
2,51) of THE DARK TIDES. JOELEAN overcame WEDNESDAY in a crowd pleasing 5 minute
contest.
ULTRA KONG (65-5116) (26-17-1,130) of ULTRA-PRIDE fought LOPING WOLF (56-1796)
(56-96-0,98) of REDHORSE. ULTRA KONG demolished LOPING WOLF in a 1 minute one-sided
fight.
AVARICIOUS AVON (63-2388) (23-21-0,127) of TOMATO ENFORCER fought JUDGE DREDD
(12-1930) (32-17-0,135) of THE LAWMEN. AVARICIOUS AVON handily defeated JUDGE DREDD
in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHALICE (29-3619) (95-47-4,171) of SUPERIOR FORCES fought SANDY (1-6821) (22-35-
1,102) of HOMICIDAL MANIACS. CHALICE vanquished SANDY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OURS ROUGE (3-6049) (21-24-1,165) of THE REDBAERS fought THE MADNESS (21-5214)
(29-10-1,125) of BLACKEST PRIDE. OURS ROUGE was handily defeated by THE MADNESS in a
1 minute mismatched bout.
SAMOO (37-4630) (23-12-1,157) of DARKENED PRIDE fought GRAHAM (29-4318) (30-25-
0,102) of CROC FILES. SAMOO demolished GRAHAM in a popular 1 minute gory uneven
fight.
REDFOX (13-4197) (45-63-0,165) of CARDOW HUNTERS fought SAMPSA (31-4233) (23-8-
2,104) of SOL INVICTUS. REDFOX was demolished by SAMPSA in a 1 minute one-sided
match.
MILA (55-29) (55-88-0,170) of ROCANIS RIDERS fought TESEN (12-4211) (39-41-
1,143) of DEMONS OF DARKNESS. MILA slimly won victory over TESEN in a 2 minute
conflict.
CALAMITY JANE (12-1867) (29-21-0,191) of THE LAWMEN fought CRYPT KEEPER (15-
4146) (36-24-1,152) of GRAVEYARD GLORY. CALAMITY JANE narrowly defeated CRYPT KEEPER
in an exciting 3 minute bloody brawl.
SMUG BUG (55-2900) (39-62-0,201) of RHYME TYME fought TYVIN (60-5382) (46-40-
1,185) of DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2. SMUG BUG was luckily beaten by TYVIN in an action
packed 1 minute bloody conflict.
NIGHTIE KNIGHT (12-4731) (44-32-1,181) of LOBOTOMATION fought MYMID EL NAIMIS
(7-4420) (61-29-2,175) of THE DANGER DOGS. NIGHTIE KNIGHT was demolished by MYMID EL
NAIMIS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MOONRACER (50-3206) (37-35-1,199) of MISFIT TOYS fought FUNNY BUNNY (55-1862)
(85-121-1,200) of RHYME TYME. MOONRACER was handily defeated by FUNNY BUNNY in a
popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
KREWKUT SAUSAGE (65-6327) (12-22-0,200) of LINCOLNSHIRE fought TITAN (21-5070)
(35-25-1,175) of BLACKEST PRIDE. KREWKUT SAUSAGE vanquished TITAN in an exciting 1
minute mismatched bout.
MORROLAN (7-4400) (40-48-3,340) of DEATHSGATE fought PARANOIA (9-4557) (18-5-
1,198) of DSM4. MORROLAN was demolished by PARANOIA in a popular 1 minute one-sided
duel.
LUCIFER (22-5393) (23-18-0,399) of THE HELL HOUNDS fought BLADE RUNNER # (33-
4544) (88-61-4,219) of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY. LUCIFER was overpowered by BLADE RUNNER
# in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DESECRATION (21-4392) (29-14-2,221) of BLACKEST PRIDE fought JULIUS (64-3641)
(69-78-2,195) of UNDER DURESS. DESECRATION demolished JULIUS in an action packed 1
minute one-sided struggle.
TESSERACK (33-6641) (31-18-1,241) of SHADOW X fought TYKEL ELMIR (12-4042) (35-
37-2,199) of DEMONS OF DARKNESS. TESSERACK was overpowered by TYKEL ELMIR in a 1
minute one-sided struggle.
SACRELICIOUS (16-4428) (26-18-0,349) of HOMERIC MMMMMMS... fought CHAOS LICH
(15-4132) (42-30-0,197) of GRAVEYARD GLORY. SACRELICIOUS handily defeated CHAOS LICH
in an action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
POINTY (16-4427) (36-29-0,252) of HOMERIC MMMMMMS... fought DARK OMEGA (21-4983)
(43-49-0,333) of LORDS OF SHADOWS. POINTY was beaten by DARK OMEGA in a 2 minute
gory bout.
DUBIJN (64-4092) (38-10-0,215) of HEART OF DARKNESS fought ELVIS (7-612) (33-19-
0,201) of THE ROCKERS. DUBIJN overpowered ELVIS in a popular 1 minute one-sided
match.
CREED (64-3997) (71-46-0,223) of GROOVE MERCHANTS fought BLACK ANDARUS (71-3783)
(23-17-1,319) of SHADOW MOD. CREED won victory over BLACK ANDARUS in a popular 2
minute fray.
DR. SCUM (15-1968) (54-48-2,533) of DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q fought FORBIDDEN DONUT (16-
4788) (21-25-1,317) of HOMERIC MMMMMMS.... DR. SCUM overpowered FORBIDDEN DONUT in a
2 minute one-sided fight.
FERRET INFERNO (49-361) (42-37-4,300) of PETS ON FIRE fought ALI GATOR (33-5584)
(30-37-1,211) of DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO. FERRET INFERNO slimly won victory over ALI
GATOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
SNAP CRACKLE PUP (49-738) (40-42-1,298) of PETS ON FIRE fought E.A.POLECAT (15-
2644) (54-29-4,530) of DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q. SNAP CRACKLE PUP was vanquished by
E.A.POLECAT in a 1 minute uneven bout.
HINDENBIRD (49-1277) (38-29-0,337) of PETS ON FIRE fought ELRORAN (12-4386) (43-
32-2,193) of DEMONS OF DARKNESS. HINDENBIRD was overpowered by ELRORAN in a popular
1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
SHEA MAGEBORN (75-2273) (33-31-1,323) of SHADOWCIRCLE fought UU DOEWANAKNO (73-
1414) (25-9-1,210) of DRAKE'S LODGE. SHEA MAGEBORN overpowered UU DOEWANAKNO in a 1
minute one-sided duel.
ROYLAND (56-3380) (61-45-0,237) of REDHORSE fought XERXES (67-2429) (46-38-
2,188) of MISSION IMPLAUSIBLE. ROYLAND devastated XERXES in a popular 1 minute one-
sided bout.
RAVEN EYES (12-2709) (68-83-0,212) of SWEET MAGIC fought JOPPA CLUBFIST (12-
3748) (23-20-0,193) of HALL OF GIANT. RAVEN EYES was demolished by JOPPA CLUBFIST in
an action packed 2 minute uneven bout.
BANKRUPT (71-3786) (43-23-0,295) of SHADOW GOLD fought FRAIL WHALE (55-1968)
(103-156-3,199) of RHYME TYME. BANKRUPT was viciously subdued by FRAIL WHALE in a
popular 10 minute gruesome bout.
TRYURLUCK (61-1029) (52-46-1,288) of BLOOD KNIGHTS fought HEL (82-14331) (34-30-
0,207) of ARCTIC GUARDS. TRYURLUCK was savagely defeated by HEL in a crowd pleasing
1 minute bloody fight.
And the rest are challenge matches, and I don't have to be fast with them, do I?
TEXAS GLITTER (35-3509) (22-8-0,67) of EXACTLY! challenged CENTURION (71-3432)
(19-15-1,84) of 2ND ARCTIC GUARDS. Up 17. TEXAS GLITTER beat CENTURION in an
exciting 1 minute brutal Challenge match. What I want to know is, is Texas glitter
bigger than all the other kinds of glitter? Like maybe Alaska glitter or, you know,
any other kind?
LORD FIREFLASH (33-2966) (28-30-0,85) of LUROCIANS II challenged RAVEN (71-3435)
(19-24-0,83) of 2ND ARCTIC GUARDS. Down 2. LORD FIREFLASH was bested by RAVEN in a
2 minute Challenge fight. This was after the firemen rushed in and soaked everybody,
which was NOT nice at this time of year, and the fight had to start all over again
when people were dry.
DOC HOLIDAY (12-2956) (15-9-1,68) of THE LAWMEN challenged AGRO (29-4314) (24-
34-1,69) of CROC FILES. Up 1. DOC HOLIDAY was beaten by AGRO in a crowd pleasing 4
minute Challenge brawl. Because he missed the holiday? Or, you know, what?
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE (70-3118) (31-25-0,150) of HEAVE HO! challenged MADBULL (13-
4198) (51-85-1,177) of CARDOW HUNTERS. Up 27. LIMA BEAN FLAMBE overpowered MADBULL
in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle. Wow, I thought Madbull would eat anything!
This is totally gustatory. Or, you know, something or other. But I think it's
gustatory.
MAXWELL SMART (12-2682) (20-8-2,112) of THE LAWMEN challenged VENRIC (60-5709)
(25-23-0,118) of DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2. Up 6. MAXWELL SMART was handily defeated by
VENRIC in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight. If lawmen can lose to demons, does this
mean we're in trouble? Being invaded, maybe, and no one to STOP it? I mean, I want
to know!
NEBUCHADNEZZAR (22-5821) (23-17-0,139) of BLADES OF WONDER challenged SUPERIOR
FORCES (33-4543) (59-90-2,129) of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY. Down 10. NEBUCHADNEZZAR
devastated SUPERIOR FORCES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout. So much for, you
know, superiority.
WYATT EARP (12-2168) (23-8-1,155) of THE LAWMEN challenged RILLION (36-5545)
(32-19-1,181) of THE CHADS. Up 26. WYATT EARP was overcome by RILLION in an
exciting 6 minute brutal Challenge contest. Wyatt was probably confused, on account
of the Arenamaster where he comes from in Riztab is Rillion, too, but a different
Rillion, but still confusing.
LADY EMILY (33-6626) (23-14-1,175) of LUROCIANS II challenged KELOS (55-30) (56-
82-3,173) of ROCANIS RIDERS. Down 2. LADY EMILY demolished KELOS in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge match. But it was totally polite. Like what Emma Le Post says.
With tea and, you know, little cakes with pink icing. Only not ice, it's just CALLED
icing.
RED BARON (33-1092) (32-31-3,151) of LUROCIANS II challenged SWEET CHASTITY (35-
504) (36-29-1,148) of 22 ACACIA AVENUE. Down 3. RED BARON savagely defeated SWEET
CHASTITY in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge melee. Some people can't eat pizza,
or, you know, airplanes either. I don't eat airplanes, myself. As if!
LORD REDMOND (12-4109) (33-19-1,168) of LUROCIANS IV challenged HOUSE MOUSE (55-
221) (109-176-2,147) of RHYME TYME. Down 21. LORD REDMOND was vanquished by HOUSE
MOUSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. Just because House has five times as
many fights? That is so, you know, totally lazy!
PANIC ATTACK (9-3624) (28-17-1,187) of DSM4 challenged GROGGY DOGGY (55-223)
(116-174-0,193) of RHYME TYME. Up 6. PANIC ATTACK lost to GROGGY DOGGY in a 2
minute Challenge fight. *I* saw what happened. That dumb dog, which it IS a dumb
dog, because it shed all OVER my towel, tripped and FELL on Panic Attack and that's
when we found out that Panic is, like, allergic.
LORD LIGHTSPEED (33-2928) (35-27-3,181) of LUROCIANS II challenged KOOSH BALL
(71-3536) (38-30-0,193) of STUFF I BROUGHT. Up 12. LORD LIGHTSPEED was outwaited by
KOOSH BALL in a 8 minute Challenge melee. Naturally. I mean Lord is always dashing
around, and Koosh is, like, totally round but kind of squashy and relaxed, and Lord
just got TIRED. It happens, you know?
BEAG MAGDA (12-4380) (45-29-2,190) of DARKMOON challenged LUMP O'GORE (13-1212)
(91-82-5,194) of ILLFANG PACT. Up 4. BEAG MAGDA devastated LUMP O'GORE in a 2
minute mismatched Challenge match. More little lumps of gore. This is really messy.
HAYSEED X-IV (82-6120) (21-13-2,193) of PROJECT HAYSEED challenged TEMPEST (4-
4503) (28-18-1,196) of STORM FRONT. Up 3. HAYSEED X-IV demolished TEMPEST in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge competition. What I don't understand is, how did we end
up with a haystack in the middle of the arena afterward? It was in the way!
WOUNDWORT (12-4228) (48-34-0,226) of DARKMOON challenged NEBUCHADNEZZER (15-
4097) (42-31-0,230) of GRAVEYARD GLORY. Up 4. WOUNDWORT was devastated by
NEBUCHADNEZZER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest. What makes a graveyard
glorious, or, you know, more glorious than some other graveyard? I've been meaning
to ask.
MIMR (82-3783) (50-37-2,248) of SOL INVICTUS challenged MOONJUMPER (16-3062)
(60-91-1,252) of PUNNY AMINALS. Up 4. MIMR overcame MOONJUMPER in a popular 2
minute gruesome Challenge match. Because of Mimr being a Sun person, and the sun is
brighter than the moon, of course.
And for being Lord Marshall: SETHRA LAVODE (71-4060) (28-5-0,280) of CASTLE
BLACK TV challenged FUT COUGH (17-4815) (35-11-0,270) of IMMORTAL ASYLUM. Down 10.
SETHRA LAVODE devastated FUT COUGH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
This was something or other, and everybody gets a drink with an umbrella in it, and I
have to go pack.
Debby T.
LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SETHRA LAVODE 71-4060 29 5 0 303 CASTLE BLACK (988) KYR'TERR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DR. SCUM 15-1968 55 48 2 544 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (263) MALCORN
E.A.POLECAT 15-2644 55 29 4 541 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (263) MALCORN
SACRELICIOUS 16-4428 27 18 0 365 HOMERIC MMMMMMS... (1000) WILLAF
DARK OMEGA 21-4983 44 49 0 343 LORDS OF SHADOWS (963) SUNSET
SHEA MAGEBORN 75-2273 34 31 1 341 SHADOWCIRCLE (991) JADE MOUNTAIN
FERRET INFERNO 49-361 43 37 4 308 PETS ON FIRE (1001) VITHICAR
MIMR 82-3783 51 37 2 256 SOL INVICTUS (919) DWES EG
ROYLAND 56-3380 62 45 0 249 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
NEBUCHADNEZZER 15-4097 43 31 0 248 GRAVEYARD GLORY (936) MALCORN
CREED 64-3997 72 46 0 234 GROOVE MERCHANTS (800) KURUKAR
BLADE RUNNER # 33-4544 89 61 4 233 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DUBIJN 64-4092 39 10 0 233 HEART OF DARKNESS (896) KURUKAR
DESECRATION 21-4392 30 14 2 231 BLACKEST PRIDE (842) SUNSET
FRAIL WHALE 55-1968 104 156 3 218 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
TYKEL ELMIR 12-4042 36 37 2 218 DEMONS OF DARKNESS (838) RIZTAB
HEL 82-14331 35 30 0 218 ARCTIC GUARDS (944) DWES EG
ELRORAN 12-4386 44 32 2 215 DEMONS OF DARKNESS (838) RIZTAB
-SPAZ GHOST 47-4161 44 21 1 213 DRAKE'S COMICS (1034) NORTH FORK
FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 86 121 1 212 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
HAYSEED X-IV 82-6120 22 13 2 211 PROJECT HAYSEED (973) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEAG MAGDA 12-4380 46 29 2 210 DARKMOON (911) RIZTAB
JOPPA CLUBFIST 12-3748 24 20 0 210 HALL OF GIANT (885) RIZTAB
PARANOIA 9-4557 19 5 1 210 DSM4 (461) ZUKAL
KREWKUT SAUSAGE 65-6327 13 22 0 210 LINCOLNSHIRE (985) DAL SHANG
-MALICE 15-3729 35 29 0 209 MISCELLANEA (712) MALCORN
GROGGY DOGGY 55-223 117 174 0 203 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
-SCOURGE 74-2857 28 22 1 203 DARK ANGELS (989) DAIYLA KIV
KOOSH BALL 71-3536 39 30 0 202 STUFF I BROUGHT (918) KYR'TERR
BLACK ANDARUS 71-3783 23 18 1 202 SHADOW MOD (986) KYR'TERR
TYVIN 60-5382 47 40 1 201 DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (900) ARADI
MOONJUMPER 16-3062 60 92 1 200 PUNNY AMINALS (708) WILLAF
ALI GATOR 33-5584 30 38 1 198 DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (884) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
TRYURLUCK 61-1029 52 47 1 197 BLOOD KNIGHTS (284) JURINE
BANKRUPT 71-3786 43 24 0 197 SHADOW GOLD (987) KYR'TERR
SNAP CRACKLE PUP 49-738 40 43 1 197 PETS ON FIRE (1001) VITHICAR
ELVIS 7-612 33 20 0 197 THE ROCKERS (1029) BONSUR
LUCIFER 22-5393 23 19 0 197 THE HELL HOUNDS (964) SOLVEN
POINTY 16-4427 36 30 0 196 HOMERIC MMMMMMS... (1000) WILLAF
FUT COUGH 17-4815 35 12 0 196 IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877) ALJAFIR
MYMID EL NAIMIS 7-4420 62 29 2 195 THE DANGER DOGS (959) BONSUR
CALAMITY JANE 12-1867 30 21 0 195 THE LAWMEN (292) RIZTAB
WOUNDWORT 12-4228 48 35 0 193 DARKMOON (911) RIZTAB
MORROLAN 7-4400 40 49 3 193 DEATHSGATE (977) BONSUR
SMUG BUG 55-2900 39 63 0 192 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
FORBIDDEN DONUT 16-4788 21 26 1 192 HOMERIC MMMMMMS... (1000) WILLAF
UU DOEWANAKNO 73-1414 25 10 1 191 DRAKE'S LODGE (1037) ERINIKA
JULIUS 64-3641 69 79 2 190 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
CHAOS LICH 15-4132 42 31 0 190 GRAVEYARD GLORY (936) MALCORN
MOONRACER 50-3206 37 36 1 190 MISFIT TOYS (921) SNOWBOUND
RILLION 36-5545 33 19 1 190 THE CHADS (946) JHANS
HINDENBIRD 49-1277 38 30 0 189 PETS ON FIRE (1001) VITHICAR
TESSERACK 33-6641 31 19 1 189 SHADOW X (980) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
RAVEN EYES 12-2709 68 84 0 187 SWEET MAGIC (717) RIZTAB
-BEERBARIAN 15-2865 31 34 1 187 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (263) MALCORN
LUMP O'GORE 13-1212 91 83 5 186 ILLFANG PACT (254) DULLENS
TEMPEST 4-4503 28 19 1 186 STORM FRONT (976) JHELUM
XERXES 67-2429 46 39 2 185 MISSION IMPLAUSIBLE (915) BARIKALA
PANIC ATTACK 9-3624 28 18 1 185 DSM4 (461) ZUKAL
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LADY EMILY 33-6626 24 14 1 185 LUROCIANS II (775) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
LORD LIGHTSPEED 33-2928 35 28 3 184 LUROCIANS II (775) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HOUSE MOUSE 55-221 110 176 2 176 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
NIGHTIE KNIGHT 12-4731 44 33 1 176 LOBOTOMATION (961) RIZTAB
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118 32 25 0 175 HEAVE HO! (926) SENTERN
-CAFFIENE ACHIEVER 15-2429 37 42 4 174 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (263) MALCORN
CHALICE 29-3619 96 47 4 173 SUPERIOR FORCES (585) LAPUR
MILA 55-29 56 88 0 172 ROCANIS RIDERS (285) KHALANI
TITAN 21-5070 35 26 1 172 BLACKEST PRIDE (842) SUNSET
KELOS 55-30 56 83 3 167 ROCANIS RIDERS (285) KHALANI
WYATT EARP 12-2168 23 9 1 164 THE LAWMEN (292) RIZTAB
CRYPT KEEPER 15-4146 36 25 1 162 GRAVEYARD GLORY (936) MALCORN
RED BARON 33-1092 33 31 3 162 LUROCIANS II (775) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
SAMOO 37-4630 24 12 1 159 DARKENED PRIDE (998) SIBIKHAS
MADBULL 13-4198 51 86 1 156 CARDOW HUNTERS (761) DULLENS
THE MADNESS 21-5214 30 10 1 156 BLACKEST PRIDE (842) SUNSET
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SAVAGE SAGE 17-4022 25 25 0 150 IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877) ALJAFIR
AVARICIOUS AVON 63-2388 24 21 0 149 TOMATO ENFORCER (1024) AMEN-TEI
LORD REDMOND 12-4109 33 20 1 147 LUROCIANS IV (865) RIZTAB
-CRACK 15-832 21 11 1 147 PAIN KILLERS (54) MALCORN
TESEN 12-4211 39 42 1 146 DEMONS OF DARKNESS (838) RIZTAB
NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821 24 17 0 146 BLADES OF WONDER (1002) SOLVEN
SWEET CHASTITY 35-504 36 30 1 145 22 ACACIA AVENUE (29) MURSKA
SAMPSA 31-4233 24 8 2 145 SOL INVICTUS (974) CHIMLEVTAL
OURS ROUGE 3-6049 21 25 1 140 THE REDBAERS (1028) OSKSI
VENRIC 60-5709 26 23 0 133 DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (900) ARADI
ULTRA KONG 65-5116 27 17 1 132 ULTRA-PRIDE (843) DAL SHANG
REDFOX 13-4197 45 64 0 128 CARDOW HUNTERS (761) DULLENS
SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543 59 91 2 124 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
JUDGE DREDD 12-1930 32 18 0 122 THE LAWMEN (292) RIZTAB
SANDY 1-6821 22 36 1 121 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1022) MORDANT
GRAHAM 29-4318 30 26 0 109 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
MAXWELL SMART 12-2682 20 9 2 105 THE LAWMEN (292) RIZTAB
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-PSYCHOSIS 9-4650 13 3 1 100 DSM4 (461) ZUKAL
LOPING WOLF 56-1796 56 97 0 99 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
JOELEAN 97-903 17 16 4 96 IVER'S GIRLS (971) SHADOW GROVE
-OSIRIS 19-4111 26 17 1 95 ANARCHY (1030) ZUWAYZA
-SUNGOD DESIGNED ME 43-4270 21 3 0 93 WENSINWASIN (1023) VEASTIAN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAVEN 71-3435 20 24 0 90 2ND ARCTIC GUARDS (1013) KYR'TERR
BLACKMYTH 11-4018 61 37 1 89 SHADOWS (960) ARUAK CITY
SANDY 22-5829 25 17 1 89 WOMEN OF REALITY (1014) SOLVEN
SHEYN 64-4157 22 0 1 88 HEART OF DARKNESS (896) KURUKAR
-BRENDA 35-713 15 11 1 86 22 ACACIA AVENUE (29) MURSKA
TEXAS GLITTER 35-3509 23 8 0 84 EXACTLY! (1033) MURSKA
LORD FIREFLASH 33-2966 28 31 0 80 LUROCIANS II (775) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
AGRO 29-4314 25 34 1 80 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
CENTURION 71-3432 19 16 1 74 2ND ARCTIC GUARDS (1013) KYR'TERR
-SABRETOOTH 54-2269 20 13 2 72 RUNNING AMOK (1035) TROCAR
BEER 71-3539 20 26 0 69 STUFF I BROUGHT (918) KYR'TERR
DOC HOLIDAY 12-2956 15 10 1 66 THE LAWMEN (292) RIZTAB
-SUE 22-5828 20 20 0 65 WOMEN OF REALITY (1014) SOLVEN
-BRANGUS 16-4162 26 39 1 63 PUNNY AMINALS (708) WILLAF
WEDNESDAY 16-5254 14 8 2 60 THE DARK TIDES (1040) WILLAF
SHADOW HAWK 71-3038 15 29 2 52 2ND ARCTIC GUARDS (1013) KYR'TERR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GOLDIE 29-4395 14 15 1 48 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Beag Magda -- Have you noticed how completely the announcers get things wrong?
"Berserker fury," HA! That was merely concentration, with grimaces. -- Moonjumper
You shouldn't grimace. Didn't your mother warn you about your face freezing
that way?
Rillion tW -- You weren't paying attention. How can you expect to learn anything if
you let your mind wander around in the stands during the fight? -- Raven Eyes
Tempest -- I don't think the train and the rating will mollify Madbull any. It isn't
like he USES parry skills. -- Redfox
Sweet Chastity -- Fair lady, I feel suddenly more determined and will act on my
desire to have dinner with you and perhaps spend some pleasant time with you. Will
you join me for dinner and a drive through the park? -- Redfox
Goldie -- Ha! I'll make myself a pair of crocodile boots and retire, that's what *I*
will do. -- Brangus
Scribe -- All of the following warriors would gladly assist Jorja in adventures, if
asked: The Lord Protectors Queen Amazonia (12-4796) in Home Guard, Artemisia (12-
5096) in Free Blades regional and Captain of a sleek Man O'War, The Osprey, MIMR (82
3783) in Free Blades regional, Woundwort (12-4228) in Free Blades regional, Beag
Magda (12-4380) in Free Blades regional, and Sampsa (31-4233) in Free Blades
regional; and the regular DM warriors, Briarthorn (12-5671), AGLIBOL (12-5848), Inmar
(31-4388), Spatha (31-4996), Rauni (31-5035), and Mani (31-5102). All of these fight
or have fought in arenas alongside Jorja's warriors and we appreciate her efforts to
liven things up on the sands and with the personals. -- Bobby Bigfoot, for Darkmoon,
etc...
Moonjumper -- I was wondering, have you seen my advanced master rating in defense? I
seem to have lost it just before our fight began. -- Beag Magda
Julius -- The drinks are on me, for what was skill #112, huzzah! -- Woundwort
Groggy Doggy -- Cheers to a truly well fought bout; you really know how to wow the
crowd. I look forward to many more of them with you this split. -- Mimr
8 December 2003
Greetings! I would like to invite everyone to Jhans (DM 36) for the first annual kLk
St. Valentine's Day Massacre (kill contest). We will start the contest off with the
ceremonial burning of the Andorian flag on turn 450. (Six turns away. Roughly mid-
February.) The contest will run for 10 turns. On turn 461, 3 separate victors will
be announced. Team with the most kills, warrior with the most kills, and alliance
with the most kills. Prizes will be awarded to the manager of the team with the most
kills and to the manager of the warrior with the most kills. The prizes will
probably be team roll-ups. The number of roll-ups has yet to be determined. The
contest is sponsored by Jhans' newest, (but by the time the contest starts) largest
alliance, the kLk (pronounced "klick"). -- Polarius, mgr. of Blitzkrieg DM 36
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SETHRA LAVODE devastated FUT COUGH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
MIMR overcame MOONJUMPER in a popular 2 minute gruesome Challenge match.
WOUNDWORT was devastated by NEBUCHADNEZZER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
HAYSEED X-IV demolished TEMPEST in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
BEAG MAGDA devastated LUMP O'GORE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
LORD LIGHTSPEED was outwaited by KOOSH BALL in a 8 minute Challenge melee.
PANIC ATTACK lost to GROGGY DOGGY in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
LORD REDMOND was vanquished by HOUSE MOUSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
RED BARON savagely defeated SWEET CHASTITY in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge melee.
LADY EMILY demolished KELOS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
WYATT EARP was overcome by RILLION in a exciting 6 minute brutal Challenge contest.
NEBUCHADNEZZAR devastated SUPERIOR FORCES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
MAXWELL SMART was handily defeated by VENRIC in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE overpowered MADBULL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
DOC HOLIDAY was beaten by AGRO in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge brawl.
LORD FIREFLASH was bested by RAVEN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
TEXAS GLITTER beat CENTURION in a exciting 1 minute brutal Challenge match.
TRYURLUCK was savagely defeated by HEL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody fight.
BANKRUPT was viciously subdued by FRAIL WHALE in a popular 10 minute gruesome bout.
RAVEN EYES was demolished by JOPPA CLUBFIST in a action packed 2 minute uneven bout.
ROYLAND devastated XERXES in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
SHEA MAGEBORN overpowered UU DOEWANAKNO in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HINDENBIRD was overpowered by ELRORAN in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
SNAP CRACKLE PUP was vanquished by E.A.POLECAT in a 1 minute uneven bout.
FERRET INFERNO slimly won victory over ALI GATOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
DR. SCUM overpowered FORBIDDEN DONUT in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
CREED won victory over BLACK ANDARUS in a popular 2 minute fray.
DUBIJN overpowered ELVIS in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
POINTY was beaten by DARK OMEGA in a 2 minute gory bout.
SACRELICIOUS handily defeated CHAOS LICH in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
TESSERACK was overpowered by TYKEL ELMIR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DESECRATION demolished JULIUS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LUCIFER was overpowered by BLADE RUNNER # in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MORROLAN was demolished by PARANOIA in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
KREWKUT SAUSAGE vanquished TITAN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
MOONRACER was handily defeated by FUNNY BUNNY in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
NIGHTIE KNIGHT was demolished by MYMID EL NAIMIS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SMUG BUG was luckily beaten by TYVIN in a action packed 1 minute bloody conflict.
CALAMITY JANE narrowly defeated CRYPT KEEPER in a exciting 3 minute bloody brawl.
MILA slimly won victory over TESEN in a 2 minute conflict.
REDFOX was demolished by SAMPSA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SAMOO demolished GRAHAM in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.
OURS ROUGE was handily defeated by THE MADNESS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CHALICE vanquished SANDY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
AVARICIOUS AVON handily defeated JUDGE DREDD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ULTRA KONG demolished LOPING WOLF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JOELEAN overcame WEDNESDAY in a crowd pleasing 5 minute contest.
BEER was overpowered by SANDY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SHADOW HAWK was demolished by BLACKMYTH in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SHEYN devastated GOLDIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 33 STRIKING ATTACK 56 - 48 - 0 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 14 AIMED BLOW 45 - 39 - 1 54 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 10 PARRY-STRIKE 18 - 16 - 0 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 10 LUNGING ATTACK 154 - 141 - 0 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 9 WALL OF STEEL 56 - 53 - 0 51 |
|AIMED BLOW 7 TOTAL PARRY 32 - 32 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 PARRY-LUNGE 42 - 46 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 SLASHING ATTACK 57 - 63 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 10 - 0 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 13 - 0 28 |
Turn 367 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 5 4 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 6 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 3 3 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 14 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 9 2 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 5 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 8 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK SETHRA LAVODE 71-4060 29 5 0 303 CASTLE BLACK (988)
TOTAL PARRY DR. SCUM 15-1968 55 48 2 544 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (263)
AIMED BLOW E.A.POLECAT 15-2644 55 29 4 541 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (263)
PARRY-LUNGE SHEA MAGEBORN 75-2273 34 31 1 341 SHADOWCIRCLE (991)
BASHING ATTACK FERRET INFERNO 49-361 43 37 4 308 PETS ON FIRE (1001)
SLASHING ATTACK BLADE RUNNER # 33-4544 89 61 4 233 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764)
PARRY-STRIKE FRAIL WHALE 55-1968 104 156 3 218 RHYME TYME (397)
STRIKING ATTACK FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 86 121 1 212 RHYME TYME (397)
WALL OF STEEL ALI GATOR 33-5584 30 38 1 198 DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (884)
PARRY-RIPOSTE POINTY 16-4427 36 30 0 196 HOMERIC MMMMMMS... (1000)
The overall popularity leader is GROGGY DOGGY 55-223. The most popular warrior this
turn was FRAIL WHALE 55-1968. The ten other most popular fighters were LORD
LIGHTSPEED 33-2928, RILLION 36-5545, WEDNESDAY 16-5254, AGRO 29-4314, BEAG MAGDA
12-4380, BANKRUPT 71-3786, CRYPT KEEPER 15-4146, KOOSH BALL 71-3536, RED BARON
33-1092, and WYATT EARP 12-2168.
The least popular fighter this week was SHADOW HAWK 71-3038. The other ten least
popular fighters were BEER 71-3539, LOPING WOLF 56-1796, JUDGE DREDD 12-1930, SANDY
1-6821, OURS ROUGE 3-6049, REDFOX 13-4197, NIGHTIE KNIGHT 12-4731, TESSERACK 33-6641,
CENTURION 71-3432, and SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 SOLVEN(22) 2 1 0 JURINE(61) 0 1 0
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 LAPUR(29) 2 2 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0
JHELUM(4) 0 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 KURUKAR(64) 3 1 0
BONSUR(7) 1 2 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 3 5 0 DAL SHANG(65) 2 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 1 0 BARIKALA(67) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 0 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 SENTERN(70) 1 0 0
RIZTAB(12) 5 9 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 3 5 0
DULLENS(13) 0 3 0 VITHICAR(49) 1 2 0 ERINIKA(73) 0 1 0
MALCORN(15) 3 2 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 0 0
WILLAF(16) 1 4 0 KHALANI(55) 5 2 0 DWES EG(82) 3 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 3 1 0 ARADI(60) 2 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SANDY 1-6821 22 36 1 121 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1022) MORDANT
OURS ROUGE 3-6049 21 25 1 140 THE REDBAERS (1028) OSKSI
TEMPEST 4-4503 28 19 1 186 STORM FRONT (976) JHELUM
ELVIS 7-612 33 20 0 197 THE ROCKERS (1029) BONSUR
PARANOIA 9-4557 19 5 1 210 DSM4 (461) ZUKAL
BLACKMYTH 11-4018 61 37 1 89 SHADOWS (960) ARUAK CITY
TYKEL ELMIR 12-4042 36 37 2 218 DEMONS OF DARKNESS (838) RIZTAB
LUMP O'GORE 13-1212 91 83 5 186 ILLFANG PACT (254) DULLENS
DR. SCUM 15-1968 55 48 2 544 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (263) MALCORN
SACRELICIOUS 16-4428 27 18 0 365 HOMERIC MMMMMMS... (1000) WILLAF
FUT COUGH 17-4815 35 12 0 196 IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877) ALJAFIR
DARK OMEGA 21-4983 44 49 0 343 LORDS OF SHADOWS (963) SUNSET
LUCIFER 22-5393 23 19 0 197 THE HELL HOUNDS (964) SOLVEN
CHALICE 29-3619 96 47 4 173 SUPERIOR FORCES (585) LAPUR
SAMPSA 31-4233 24 8 2 145 SOL INVICTUS (974) CHIMLEVTAL
BLADE RUNNER # 33-4544 89 61 4 233 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
SWEET CHASTITY 35-504 36 30 1 145 22 ACACIA AVENUE (29) MURSKA
RILLION 36-5545 33 19 1 190 THE CHADS (946) JHANS
SAMOO 37-4630 24 12 1 159 DARKENED PRIDE (998) SIBIKHAS
FERRET INFERNO 49-361 43 37 4 308 PETS ON FIRE (1001) VITHICAR
MOONRACER 50-3206 37 36 1 190 MISFIT TOYS (921) SNOWBOUND
FRAIL WHALE 55-1968 104 156 3 218 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
ROYLAND 56-3380 62 45 0 249 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
TYVIN 60-5382 47 40 1 201 DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (900) ARADI
TRYURLUCK 61-1029 52 47 1 197 BLOOD KNIGHTS (284) JURINE
AVARICIOUS AVON 63-2388 24 21 0 149 TOMATO ENFORCER (1024) AMEN-TEI
CREED 64-3997 72 46 0 234 GROOVE MERCHANTS (800) KURUKAR
KREWKUT SAUSAGE 65-6327 13 22 0 210 LINCOLNSHIRE (985) DAL SHANG
XERXES 67-2429 46 39 2 185 MISSION IMPLAUSIBLE (915) BARIKALA
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118 32 25 0 175 HEAVE HO! (926) SENTERN
SETHRA LAVODE 71-4060 29 5 0 303 CASTLE BLACK (988) KYR'TERR
UU DOEWANAKNO 73-1414 25 10 1 191 DRAKE'S LODGE (1037) ERINIKA
SHEA MAGEBORN 75-2273 34 31 1 341 SHADOWCIRCLE (991) JADE MOUNTAIN
MIMR 82-3783 51 37 2 256 SOL INVICTUS (919) DWES EG
JOELEAN 97-903 17 16 4 96 IVER'S GIRLS (971) SHADOW GROVE
TOURNEY FREEZE CHANGE -- ADVANCE NOTICE
Beginning at the Winter Face-to-Face in Tempe (January 2004), we will implement
several changes affecting tournaments. The tournament announcement for the upcoming
FTF and future tourneys will reflect these changes.
First, we will eliminate the tourney freeze for all regular DM warrior classes.
Regular DM warriors will not be classed ahead of the tournament, but instead will
fight according to their FE on the date of the tourney. There will still be a freeze
for the ADM classes, occurring on the same timeline as before, approximately 6 weeks
before the tournament.
In addition to the above change, the warrior classes will be slightly altered.
The new tourney classes will be as follows:
DM Tourney Classes ADM Tourney Classes
====================== ======================
0 FE: Rookies Freshmen
1-4 FE: Apprentices ADM
5-10 FE: Initiates Eligibles
11-20 FE: Adepts ---induction---
21-30 FE: Champions Contenders
31+ FE: Challengers Primus
All regular DM tourney classes will remain solely FE based. All ADM classes will
now be based on warrior characteristics (i.e., the ADM split algorithm), including the
Freshmen class.
The Gateway and Primus arenas will be merging before the FTF to form one top
arena. These warriors will be split into two tournament classes, the Contenders and
the Primus classes, again based upon their characteristics. More information on this
will be published in the newsletters for those arenas.
If you have any questions about the above changes, please contact Customer
Service. Good luck in your games.
-- Green Eyes and the RSI staff