AD
Date : 06/23/2005 Duedate: 07/06/2005
FREE BLADES
DM-103 TURN-405
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 LEGION OF DU 13/1056 8 4 0 66.7 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 35/1011
2-DEATH REALM 69/943 215 108 1 66.6 PHILANTHROPISTS 55/831
3 COLGATE DAYS 33/1062 1200 636 8 65.4 THE PHILANTHROPISTS 35/746
PERPETUAL MOTION 82/1081 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 35/948
HOLIDAY HORRORS 6/1080 10 LUROCIANS II 33/775 167 189 5 46.9
SPONGMONKEYS 25/1076 LUROCIANS XII 82/1039
4 FOR THE SHIRE 60/866 502 303 5 62.4 LUROCIANS IV 12/865
SARATOGA GLORY 32/1072 11 BLOOD KNIGHTS 61/284 251 288 9 46.6
5 DSM4 9/461 615 376 9 62.1 12 RHYME TYME 55/397 225 268 0 45.6
BROTHERHOOD 74/1073 13 REDHORSE 56/823 284 379 2 42.8
RACE THE WIND 73/1068 ROCANIS RIDERS 55/285
BLADES OF WONDER 22/1002 14-HORROR FILMS 11/1071 62 84 1 42.5
6 HALL OF GIANT 12/885 350 245 9 58.8 ARENA FELINES 61/1059
HEART OF DARKNESS 64/896 ARENA FELINES 33/1054
SAILS OF CHARON 16/1044 ARENA FELINES 12/857
7 DARKMOON 12/911 171 160 3 51.7 15 THE LAWMEN 12/292 52 73 0 41.6
AUTUMN LIGHTNING 58/1069 16 UNDER DURESS 64/743 707 1024 10 40.8
ROMPER ROOM 60/1070 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY 33/764
SOL INVICTUS 31/974 17 CROC FILES 29/951 85 138 5 38.1
8 ANARCHY 19/1030 53 53 2 50.0 WOMEN OF REALITY 22/1014
ACT OF MALICE 56/1079 IDIOTIC ICCERS 28/1050
IMMORTAL ASYLUM 17/877 18 THE BONDS 49/774 438 993 6 30.6
THE ARMAGEDDON 17/1074 MIDDLE WAY 17/1058
MALICIOUS INTENT 17/1077 CARDOW HUNTERS 13/761
9 PHILANTHROPIS 20/773 180 184 4 49.5 FISHERMAN'S WHARF 32/771
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Lord-Marshall
Hello all, it is I your new Tower Guardian The Blob. I guess I'm Garfield's first
Tower Guardian in AD, so he made sure I said a few words. I've been trying to
challenge tower guardian for the past six turns, and one time I challenged Paranoia
when I didn't know if he would be tower guardian or not. Unfortunatly he lost the
top spot, and that's when I finally got him. I beat him as well as Lord Lightspeed,
so that must really mean I deserve it. I'm sorry about challenging you Greek Guy,
cause I guess you and Garfield know eachother, but hey I've been challenging tower
guardian for the last six turns, and I couldn't just stop. I'm not challenging
anyone, so I welcome all comers. Garfield seems to think that any Duelmaster, or in
this case Tower Guardian should be able to beat anyone, therefore not challenge sure
wins.... what an idiot! Not to say that any of you guys out there are for sure wins,
but I'm still not going to challenge. I'm sure my winning streak of seven wins in a
row will end soon now that I have a bull's eye on me. Oh well, come and get it.
See ya on the sands,
The Blob
(I'm not fat, I'm just big boned!)
It says here in a note to the Editor that this was submitted without an arena number
but he, meaning Customer Service, thinks it goes here. I don't know, nobody tells me
stuff like that. But we didn't have a column from anybody else, so why not? -- Debby
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Well, here it is, June. Officially summer, and I can sure tell! These are
beach days, but only if you have umbrellas in the sand, as well as in your drink,
because of needing some shade for, you know, relief. Trees are, like, totally
organic, but they attract bugs, so an umbrella is better.
Saratoga Glory was avoided by the Philanthropists. The scribes that made these
notes don't know why, but *I* know. It's because the Philanthropists don't want to
fight them. What's puzzling about that?
Lulu got more challenges than the Lord Marshall, which doesn't mean much since
the Lord Marshall didn't get any. Are you guys shunning him?
We had thirty-two fights, which is an okay number, and fifteen challenge
matches, which is, like, totally tubular. But all radio, no tv.
The longest fight was nine minutes, which is too long on a hot day like this.
Keep it short next time, okay?
A guy said to me the other day that the spy reports are the color. Or for the
color. Or something to do with color, anyway. I didn't know that. I mean, sure, a
lot of gladiators would be better off if they got color draped so their armor
wouldn't clash (it's okay for weapons to clash, and some managers think it's even
really cool, especially at the beginning of fights). But that isn't the same thing,
is it? Anyway, I'm sort of totally hazy on this whole color business, but I'll do
what I can.
JUDGE PARKER (12-5845) (16-14-1,64) of THE LAWMEN fought SATAN CLAUS (6-5878)
(17-3-0,50) of HOLIDAY HORRORS. JUDGE PARKER was demolished by SATAN CLAUS in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. S. Claus's crimson silk robe was just totally
more exciting than Judge Parker's old black rag, except after it got slashed up--the
Judge's robe--and had a scarlet pattern.
MAXWELL SMART (12-2682) (20-11-2,96) of THE LAWMEN fought AKELDAMA (56-2417)
(10-0-0,71) of ACT OF MALICE. MAXWELL SMART was handily defeated by AKELDAMA in a 1
minute one-sided fight. I don't know this Akeldama person, except that he wears a
funny hat, and he shouldn't. Why two tassles? It looks unbalanced or something the
way they swing wildly. And why is Maxie wearing only one shoe? Um, it's a black
shoe. The one he has on; I don't know what color the other one is.
SON OF SAM (17-3911) (18-9-1,117) of MALICIOUS INTENT fought XHUGHA KARGARIT
(103-38) (32-28-1,130) of the College of Mimes. SON OF SAM was defeated by XHUGHA
KARGARIT in an action packed 3 minute fight. Son was wearing a kind of pink surcoat,
which I don't think was really HIM at all. I think the stewards heard "Spam" and
picked it, and he didn't have time to get rid of it. But Xhugha is making, like, a
statement in whiteface with dark green clothes. Just, don't ask what the statement
IS. He gets mad.
WHATCHA WANT (17-3627) (29-34-5,121) of THE ARMAGEDDON fought GOSSAMER (35-3656)
(26-13-1,134) of PHILANTHROPISTS 2. WHATCHA WANT beat GOSSAMER in an action packed 2
minute brutal competition. This is so unfair! How can I talk about color for
Gossamer? There isn't any. Well, maybe a sort of faintly white sort of glassiness.
But it isn't really COLOR.
WHITEWING (13-4346) (28-51-0,120) of CARDOW HUNTERS fought BINDI (29-4454) (19-
10-2,112) of CROC FILES. WHITEWING overcame BINDI in an action packed 1 minute bout.
Are Crocs green? I mean, should Bindi BE that color? Of course, it looks good with
Whitewing, but still, is it the right color? I thought they were sort of blackish,
or am I thinking of alligators?
ARTEMISIA (12-5096) (34-37-0,138) of DARKMOON fought TIGRESS (13-4471) (33-47-
0,125) of CARDOW HUNTERS. ARTEMISIA vanquished TIGRESS in a 1 minute uneven bout. I
couldn't do it, because of the stripes being totally confusing, they seem to almost
move, you know? And orange and black? That's, like, garish.
LORD FIREFLASH (33-2966) (43-43-0,163) of LUROCIANS II fought INSPECTOR GADGET
(12-2133) (28-14-2,135) of THE LAWMEN. LORD FIREFLASH slimly lost to INSPECTOR
GADGET in a popular 4 minute brutal fight. Fire is, like, red, right? Or maybe
orange, with yellow bits. And when it flashes, it's really bright. But what color
is a gadget? How can I do color comments if I just see, you know, plain old black
and steel armor and glowing red eyes? That's been DONE, you know? It's old caps.
DOC HOLIDAY (12-2956) (23-22-1,177) of THE LAWMEN fought LORD REDMOND (12-4109)
(41-39-1,177) of LUROCIANS IV. DOC HOLIDAY was narrowly defeated by LORD REDMOND in
a 3 minute fight. And then, when somebody's name gives me a hint, he goes against
it! This is so totally frustrating! Why is Lord Redmond wearing a blue scarf?
KELOS (55-30) (71-105-3,184) of ROCANIS RIDERS fought SUPERIOR FORCES (33-4543)
(73-114-2,177) of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY. KELOS was defeated by SUPERIOR FORCES in an
action packed 1 minute fight. Kelos is wearing a funny hat, because of the Rocani
Legion, which I know isn't color, but he's got one with a striped towel on it. Red
stripes with black edges, on a white towel. That IS color, and because he's wearing
the hat over his helmet, I can see it, and that is GOOD. Thank you.
LADY EMILY (33-6626) (34-31-1,203) of LUROCIANS II fought OSIRIS (19-4111) (35-
25-2,169) of ANARCHY. LADY EMILY vanquished OSIRIS in a popular 2 minute brutal
mismatched fray. Are Lady E's pink gloves enough color for this fight? She didn't
get blood on them or anything. Or maybe it just didn't stick, but anyway, they
looked very clean at the end of the fight. Like, dainty.
JULIA (60-4651) (32-34-0,189) of ROMPER ROOM fought TREMOR CHRIST (17-4047) (38-
28-2,183) of IMMORTAL ASYLUM. JULIA was subdued by TREMOR CHRIST in an action packed
1 minute bout. I don't even want to talk about Julia's rompers. I mean, sure,
they're fine for a beach, but this is the wrong kind of sand, and she should KNOW.
RED BARON (33-1092) (45-46-3,187) of LUROCIANS II fought ROYLAND (56-3380) (86-
58-0,205) of REDHORSE. RED BARON devastated ROYLAND in an action packed 1 minute
one-sided bout. This fight is easy, at least, because it's all red. Tomato red, and
that sort of browny horse red, and lots of blood red.
TRYURLUCK (61-1029) (72-64-1,194) of BLOOD KNIGHTS fought ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD
(103-33) (1-0-1,220) of the College of Mimes. TRYURLUCK savagely defeated ROBIN OF
SHEW-WOOD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight. Um... Robin was wearing Shewish green,
which is kind of brownish green and hard to see in a forest, you know how it is with
hunters and woodmen and people like that, but it's really visible against the sand.
Maybe this is a mistake on Robin's part?
JULIUS (64-3641) (81-104-2,198) of UNDER DURESS fought WRATH OF ONE (82-11628)
(23-17-2,191) of LUROCIANS XII. JULIUS was demolished by WRATH OF ONE in a 2 minute
one-sided bout. Julius was in orange. Again. It doesn't matter how many times I
tell him that orange is NOT his best color, he WILL wear it.
THE WHEAT KING (58-5407) (64-46-2,213) of AUTUMN LIGHTNING fought LORD
LIGHTSPEED (33-2928) (46-44-3,199) of LUROCIANS II. THE WHEAT KING unbelievably
bested LORD LIGHTSPEED in a popular 9 minute brutal brawl. Okay, um, the Wheat King
was in, you know, golden brown or maybe brownish gold. I don't know what Lightspeed
was wearing because I couldn't see him. He was standing still so fast that he just
was a sort of black blur. And besides, this was the longest fight.
GROGGY DOGGY (55-223) (139-189-0,246) of RHYME TYME fought FUT COUGH (17-4815)
(44-20-0,189) of IMMORTAL ASYLUM. GROGGY DOGGY viciously subdued FUT COUGH in an
exciting 4 minute bloody fray. It took me a while to wake up after the last fight,
so I missed the start of this one. And by the time I did look, the colors were just
all blood red.
And the challenge matches:
BULLROARER TOOK (60-4376) (24-14-0,56) of FOR THE SHIRE challenged LULU (32-
3523) (27-49-1,64) of FISHERMAN'S WHARF. Up 8. BULLROARER TOOK overpowered LULU in
a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict. Do I have to do colors for the
challenge matches, too? Well, today I won't unless it just, like, hits me in the
eye. Up and down is enough for these fights.
DYNAMO (82-24403) (13-5-0,77) of PERPETUAL MOTION challenged MOUSE NOYLE (17-
6252) (29-43-0,95) of MIDDLE WAY. Up 18. DYNAMO savagely defeated MOUSE NOYLE in a
2 minute bloody Challenge match. And I'm glad, because Mouse Noyle has this really
cheesy mustache, and Dynamo shaved it close.
COLOSSUS (22-5820) (18-9-0,53) of BLADES OF WONDER challenged CASSIE (29-4574)
(16-9-0,70) of CROC FILES. Up 17. COLOSSUS was murdered by CASSIE in a 1 minute
bloody mismatched Challenge competition. Gosh, did somebody forget to feed the
Crocs?
TRADEMARK (32-4114) (20-5-3,85) of SARATOGA GLORY challenged U.S. STEEL (49-
3369) (29-32-1,100) of THE BONDS. Up 15. TRADEMARK handily defeated U.S. STEEL in
an exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout. I thought U.S. Steel WAS a trademark!
This is confusing.
JELIAH BIGABO (35-3676) (22-6-1,70) of PHILANTHROPISTS 3 challenged WE LIKE THE
MOON (25-5013) (22-10-4,70) of SPONGMONKEYS. Straight across. JELIAH BIGABO
vanquished WE LIKE THE MOON in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight. I didn't know
jeli beans came in that color.
STYLISH (32-4116) (20-6-1,146) of SARATOGA GLORY challenged SMUG BUG (55-2900)
(51-88-0,151) of RHYME TYME. Up 5. STYLISH defeated SMUG BUG in a 2 minute
Challenge duel. So much for, like, smug.
RETRIBUTION (74-2982) (20-9-1,123) of BROTHERHOOD challenged VICTIM OF SOCIETY
(55-3179) (26-26-2,138) of PHILANTHROPISTS. Up 15. RETRIBUTION vanquished VICTIM OF
SOCIETY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel. Does this mean that Retribution is part
of society? Any particular society? Does it matter, so long as he wins?
DR MAX (73-5311) (22-3-0,141) of RACE THE WIND challenged LOPING WOLF (56-1796)
(73-117-0,143) of REDHORSE. Up 2. DR MAX devastated LOPING WOLF in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge competition. I guess Max isn't a wolf doctor. Which is probably
good, because there are more people than wolfs around here.
ROWARDENN (16-4105) (25-14-0,159) of SAILS OF CHARON challenged REDFOX (13-4197)
(58-88-0,154) of CARDOW HUNTERS. Down 5. ROWARDENN defeated REDFOX in an exciting 3
minute Challenge struggle. Did you know it can be hard to see blood on fox fur?
Unless it's a gray fox.
PANIC ATTACK (9-3624) (36-30-2,178) of DSM4 challenged WYATT EARP (12-2168) (34-
18-1,188) of THE LAWMEN. Up 10. PANIC ATTACK was bested by WYATT EARP in a 2 minute
Challenge duel. Is this a case of, like, color him calm?
SAMPSA (31-4233) (31-34-4,159) of SOL INVICTUS challenged HOUSE MOUSE (55-221)
(129-194-2,170) of RHYME TYME. Up 11. SAMPSA was overpowered by HOUSE MOUSE in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge match. You know, we have too many mice here. We need
more cats.
T-BONE (13-3139) (27-9-0,199) of LEGION OF DUMB challenged MILA (55-29) (77-104-
0,251) of ROCANIS RIDERS. Up 52. T-BONE was vanquished by MILA in a popular 1
minute mismatched Challenge brawl. Mila LIKES to eat meat. I know this SAYS
"vanquished," but it should be "demolished and consumed." Same like Cassie going for
Colussus.
DARTMAN (33-7161) (25-10-2,190) of COLGATE DAYS challenged PHIL PHILANTHROPIST
(20-3330) (28-48-2,197) of PHILANTHROPISTS. Up 7. DARTMAN subdued PHIL
PHILANTHROPIST in a 2 minute Challenge fight. With darts. Which are just very short
shortspears.
GERONTIUS TOOK (60-4861) (30-10-0,209) of FOR THE SHIRE challenged GOLEM (35-
1485) (46-38-1,194) of THE PHILANTHROPISTS. Down 15. GERONTIUS TOOK was bested by
GOLEM in an exciting 4 minute gruesome Challenge duel. But what I want to know is,
what did Gerontius take?
JOPPA CLUBFIST (12-3748) (30-25-0,211) of HALL OF GIANT challenged FUNNY BUNNY
(55-1862) (106-138-1,230) of RHYME TYME. Up 19. JOPPA CLUBFIST was bested by FUNNY
BUNNY in a 2 minute Challenge fight. Primus, please, take this Bunny for your very
own!
And for Lord Marshall: NEBUCHADNEZZAR (22-5821) (42-31-0,257) of BLADES OF
WONDER fought SAVAGE SAGE (17-4022) (34-31-0,216) of IMMORTAL ASYLUM. NEBUCHADNEZZAR
vanquished SAVAGE SAGE in a 2 minute mismatched Title bout. I guess savage isn't
enough.
Somebody write a column, and if the Lord Marshall doesn't, we'll print yours
even if you aren't here or Lord Marshall or whatever. I don't know what's going on,
after all!
Debby T.
LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821 43 31 0 270 BLADES OF WONDER (1002) SOLVEN
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MILA 55-29 78 104 0 271 ROCANIS RIDERS (285) KHALANI
GROGGY DOGGY 55-223 140 189 0 263 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 107 138 1 239 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
-PARANOIA 9-4557 45 11 2 225 DSM4 (461) ZUKAL
THE WHEAT KING 58-5407 65 46 2 222 AUTUMN LIGHTNING (1069) DELARQ TOR
-DUBIJN 64-4092 45 14 0 221 HEART OF DARKNESS (896) KURUKAR
RED BARON 33-1092 46 46 3 219 LUROCIANS II (775) NIATOLI ISLAND
GOLEM 35-1485 47 38 1 215 THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746) MURSKA
-CHESTER CHEETAH 12-1552 59 40 1 213 ARENA FELINES (857) RIZTAB
LADY EMILY 33-6626 35 31 1 213 LUROCIANS II (775) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TRYURLUCK 61-1029 73 64 1 206 BLOOD KNIGHTS (284) JURINE
-SERAPH 69-5725 37 16 1 206 DEATH REALM (943) CIMMERIAC
WRATH OF ONE 82-11628 24 17 2 206 LUROCIANS XII (1039) DWES EG
LORD LIGHTSPEED 33-2928 46 45 3 202 LUROCIANS II (775) NIATOLI ISLAND
DARTMAN 33-7161 26 10 2 200 COLGATE DAYS (1062) NIATOLI ISLAND
GERONTIUS TOOK 60-4861 30 11 0 197 FOR THE SHIRE (866) ARADI
JOPPA CLUBFIST 12-3748 30 26 0 196 HALL OF GIANT (885) RIZTAB
WYATT EARP 12-2168 35 18 1 194 THE LAWMEN (292) RIZTAB
SAVAGE SAGE 17-4022 34 32 0 194 IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877) ALJAFIR
-THE BLOB 11-1730 51 29 0 193 HORROR FILMS (1071) ARUAK CITY
TREMOR CHRIST 17-4047 39 28 2 192 IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877) ALJAFIR
PHIL PHILANTHROPIS 20-3330 28 49 2 192 PHILANTHROPISTS (773) SEAM
FUT COUGH 17-4815 44 21 0 190 IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877) ALJAFIR
T-BONE 13-3139 27 10 0 190 LEGION OF DUMB (1056) DULLENS
JULIUS 64-3641 81 105 2 187 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543 74 114 2 187 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
LORD REDMOND 12-4109 42 39 1 184 LUROCIANS IV (865) RIZTAB
JULIA 60-4651 32 35 0 184 ROMPER ROOM (1070) ARADI
ROYLAND 56-3380 86 59 0 183 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PANIC ATTACK 9-3624 36 31 2 180 DSM4 (461) ZUKAL
-THE CAT'S MEOW 12-2073 42 32 1 178 ARENA FELINES (857) RIZTAB
HOUSE MOUSE 55-221 130 194 2 177 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
KELOS 55-30 71 106 3 175 ROCANIS RIDERS (285) KHALANI
DOC HOLIDAY 12-2956 23 23 1 174 THE LAWMEN (292) RIZTAB
OSIRIS 19-4111 35 26 2 168 ANARCHY (1030) ZUWAYZA
ROWARDENN 16-4105 26 14 0 166 SAILS OF CHARON (1044) WILLAF
INSPECTOR GADGET 12-2133 29 14 2 155 THE LAWMEN (292) RIZTAB
STYLISH 32-4116 21 6 1 155 SARATOGA GLORY (1072) ARVAT
REDFOX 13-4197 58 89 0 154 CARDOW HUNTERS (761) DULLENS
DR MAX 73-5311 23 3 0 153 RACE THE WIND (1068) ERINIKA
SAMPSA 31-4233 31 35 4 152 SOL INVICTUS (974) CHIMLEVTAL
LORD FIREFLASH 33-2966 43 44 0 151 LUROCIANS II (775) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SMUG BUG 55-2900 51 89 0 148 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
-SUE 22-5828 27 27 1 147 WOMEN OF REALITY (1014) SOLVEN
ARTEMISIA 12-5096 35 37 0 145 DARKMOON (911) RIZTAB
WHATCHA WANT 17-3627 30 34 5 143 THE ARMAGEDDON (1074) ALJAFIR
RETRIBUTION 74-2982 21 9 1 142 BROTHERHOOD (1073) DAIYLA KIV
LOPING WOLF 56-1796 73 118 0 137 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-IDIOTIC INDIGO 28-3528 28 9 0 131 IDIOTIC ICCERS (1050) MORYA
WHITEWING 13-4346 29 51 0 129 CARDOW HUNTERS (761) DULLENS
-TROUNCING TORTASHE 33-6332 30 15 0 126 ARENA FELINES (1054) NIATOLI ISLAND
-LOONY LATEKNIGHT 28-3529 26 11 2 126 IDIOTIC ICCERS (1050) MORYA
VICTIM OF SOCIETY 55-3179 26 27 2 123 PHILANTHROPISTS (831) KHALANI
GOSSAMER 35-3656 26 14 1 123 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948) MURSKA
-EYE OF THE TIGER 33-6780 22 10 1 123 ARENA FELINES (1054) NIATOLI ISLAND
SON OF SAM 17-3911 18 10 1 119 MALICIOUS INTENT (1077) ALJAFIR
TIGRESS 13-4471 33 48 0 118 CARDOW HUNTERS (761) DULLENS
BINDI 29-4454 19 11 2 109 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
-SCRAPPA 29-4411 20 17 2 102 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TRADEMARK 32-4114 21 5 3 100 SARATOGA GLORY (1072) ARVAT
CASSIE 29-4574 17 9 1 100 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
AKELDAMA 56-2417 11 0 0 99 ACT OF MALICE (1079) ROCANIS
DYNAMO 82-24403 14 5 0 92 PERPETUAL MOTION (1081) DWES EG
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELIAH BIGABO 35-3676 23 6 1 87 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1011) MURSKA
U.S. STEEL 49-3369 29 33 1 86 THE BONDS (774) VITHICAR
MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252 29 44 0 83 MIDDLE WAY (1058) ALJAFIR
-FURBALL 61-3002 21 14 3 81 ARENA FELINES (1059) JURINE
-FOOLISH FOLGERS 28-3526 18 25 1 80 IDIOTIC ICCERS (1050) MORYA
MAXWELL SMART 12-2682 20 12 2 76 THE LAWMEN (292) RIZTAB
BULLROARER TOOK 60-4376 25 14 0 71 FOR THE SHIRE (866) ARADI
SATAN CLAUS 6-5878 18 3 0 69 HOLIDAY HORRORS (1080) TRANSEL
WE LIKE THE MOON 25-5013 22 11 4 64 SPONGMONKEYS (1076) LYRATILAN
LULU 32-3523 27 50 1 53 FISHERMAN'S WHARF (771) ARVAT
JUDGE PARKER 12-5845 16 15 1 51 THE LAWMEN (292) RIZTAB
COLOSSUS 22-5820 18 10 0 49 BLADES OF WONDER (1002) SOLVEN
-SAVORY 32-4143 17 6 1 46 SARATOGA GLORY (1072) ARVAT
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
COLOSSUS 22-5820 18 10 0 BLADES OF WONDER 1002 CASSIE 29-4574 405
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Paranoia -- That was quite embarrassing. Remind your manager to change your train.
-- Royland, still sore
Golem -- When I saw who had challenged me, I hoped you would be a little more true to
your style. (wincing) You're a bit too aggressive for my taste. -- Kelos
The Cat's Meow -- THAT was a dangerous challenge! You almost pushed me onto the
Lord-Marshall's throne! Well, it's interesting to note that you're faster than I am,
considering our respective styles. Nice try. -- Mila
Son of Sam -- You're welcome. I'm happy to show you some of my skills any time. --
Loping Wolf
The Redhorse/Rocanis Riders Guild is in favor of merging with Lirin Kiv! We say, the
more the merrier! -- Mila
Eye of the Tiger -- No doubt someone has mentioned this before, but you would do
better if you brought the claws, muscles, and reflexes of the tiger to the match as
well as the eye. -- Redfox the ever-helpful
Dr Max -- I hate it when you do that. -- Tigress
Trademark -- Quite the home-town get-together, was it not? And of course you knew
that you could always turn to the Wharf for skills and a win. -- Lulu, pheeling
philosophical
We Like the Moon -- So? -- Mouse Noyle
Lord Fireflash -- (wincing) Very fiery and flashy. I could have done without that
last explosion, though. -- Whitewing
Sue -- You're trying to get me into trouble, aren't you? -- U.S. Steel
7 June 2005
I am in the process of moving house, and spotlight writing for the next two months
will be very hit-and-miss. -- the Scribe
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JOPPA CLUBFIST was bested by FUNNY BUNNY in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
GERONTIUS TOOK was bested by GOLEM in a exciting 4 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
DARTMAN subdued PHIL PHILANTHROPIST in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
T-BONE was vanquished by MILA in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SAMPSA was overpowered by HOUSE MOUSE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
PANIC ATTACK was bested by WYATT EARP in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
ROWARDENN defeated REDFOX in a exciting 3 minute Challenge struggle.
DR MAX devastated LOPING WOLF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
RETRIBUTION vanquished VICTIM OF SOCIETY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
STYLISH defeated SMUG BUG in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
JELIAH BIGABO vanquished WE LIKE THE MOON in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TRADEMARK handily defeated U.S. STEEL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
COLOSSUS was murdered by CASSIE in a 1 minute bloody mismatched Challenge competition.
DYNAMO savagely defeated MOUSE NOYLE in a 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
BULLROARER TOOK overpowered LULU in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
NEBUCHADNEZZAR vanquished SAVAGE SAGE in a 2 minute mismatched Title bout.
GROGGY DOGGY viciously subdued FUT COUGH in a exciting 4 minute bloody fray.
THE WHEAT KING unbelievably bested LORD LIGHTSPEED in a popular 9 minute brutal brawl.
JULIUS was demolished by WRATH OF ONE in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
TRYURLUCK savagely defeated ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
RED BARON devastated ROYLAND in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
JULIA was subdued by TREMOR CHRIST in a action packed 1 minute bout.
LADY EMILY vanquished OSIRIS in a popular 2 minute brutal mismatched fray.
KELOS was defeated by SUPERIOR FORCES in a action packed 1 minute fight.
DOC HOLIDAY was narrowly defeated by LORD REDMOND in a 3 minute fight.
LORD FIREFLASH slimly lost to INSPECTOR GADGET in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
ARTEMISIA vanquished TIGRESS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
WHITEWING overcame BINDI in a action packed 1 minute bout.
WHATCHA WANT beat GOSSAMER in a action packed 2 minute brutal competition.
SON OF SAM was defeated by XHUGHA KARGARIT in a action packed 3 minute fight.
MAXWELL SMART was handily defeated by AKELDAMA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JUDGE PARKER was demolished by SATAN CLAUS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 17 PARRY-LUNGE 28 - 16 - 0 64 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 12 AIMED BLOW 22 - 14 - 0 61 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 16 - 0 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 LUNGING ATTACK 75 - 70 - 3 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 STRIKING ATTACK 35 - 34 - 0 51 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 SLASHING ATTACK 44 - 43 - 1 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 14 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 6 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 34 - 0 33 |
Turn 405 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 9 4 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 7 2 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821 43 31 0 270 BLADES OF WONDER (1002)
STRIKING ATTACK MILA 55-29 78 104 0 271 ROCANIS RIDERS (285)
PARRY-LUNGE GROGGY DOGGY 55-223 140 189 0 263 RHYME TYME (397)
TOTAL PARRY THE WHEAT KING 58-5407 65 46 2 222 AUTUMN LIGHTNING (1069)
LUNGING ATTACK RED BARON 33-1092 46 46 3 219 LUROCIANS II (775)
SLASHING ATTACK TRYURLUCK 61-1029 73 64 1 206 BLOOD KNIGHTS (284)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WYATT EARP 12-2168 35 18 1 194 THE LAWMEN (292)
WALL OF STEEL SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543 74 114 2 187 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764)
BASHING ATTACK HOUSE MOUSE 55-221 130 194 2 177 RHYME TYME (397)
PARRY-STRIKE MAXWELL SMART 12-2682 20 12 2 76 THE LAWMEN (292)
The overall popularity leader is GROGGY DOGGY 55-223. The most popular warrior this
turn was LORD LIGHTSPEED 33-2928. The ten other most popular fighters were GERONTIUS
TOOK 60-4861, THE WHEAT KING 58-5407, TRYURLUCK 61-1029, GROGGY DOGGY 55-223, LORD
FIREFLASH 33-2966, SON OF SAM 17-3911, GOLEM 35-1485, WHATCHA WANT 17-3627, ROWARDENN
16-4105, and FUT COUGH 17-4815.
The least popular fighter this week was MAXWELL SMART 12-2682. The other ten least
popular fighters were LULU 32-3523, U.S. STEEL 49-3369, JUDGE PARKER 12-5845, BINDI
29-4454, TIGRESS 13-4471, OSIRIS 19-4111, JULIA 60-4651, MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252,
COLOSSUS 22-5820, and WE LIKE THE MOON 25-5013.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 2 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 1 0 LAPUR(29) 1 1 1 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 0 0
RIZTAB(12) 4 4 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 2 0
DULLENS(13) 1 3 0 ARVAT(32) 2 1 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 4 2 0 KURUKAR(64) 0 1 0
ALJAFIR(17) 2 4 0 MURSKA(35) 2 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 VITHICAR(49) 0 1 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 4 3 0 DWES EG(82) 2 0 0
SOLVEN(22) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SATAN CLAUS 6-5878 18 3 0 69 HOLIDAY HORRORS (1080) TRANSEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PANIC ATTACK 9-3624 36 31 2 180 DSM4 (461) ZUKAL
JOPPA CLUBFIST 12-3748 30 26 0 196 HALL OF GIANT (885) RIZTAB
T-BONE 13-3139 27 10 0 190 LEGION OF DUMB (1056) DULLENS
ROWARDENN 16-4105 26 14 0 166 SAILS OF CHARON (1044) WILLAF
SAVAGE SAGE 17-4022 34 32 0 194 IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877) ALJAFIR
OSIRIS 19-4111 35 26 2 168 ANARCHY (1030) ZUWAYZA
PHIL PHILANTHROPIS 20-3330 28 49 2 192 PHILANTHROPISTS (773) SEAM
NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821 43 31 0 270 BLADES OF WONDER (1002) SOLVEN
WE LIKE THE MOON 25-5013 22 11 4 64 SPONGMONKEYS (1076) LYRATILAN
BINDI 29-4454 19 11 2 109 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
SAMPSA 31-4233 31 35 4 152 SOL INVICTUS (974) CHIMLEVTAL
STYLISH 32-4116 21 6 1 155 SARATOGA GLORY (1072) ARVAT
RED BARON 33-1092 46 46 3 219 LUROCIANS II (775) NIATOLI ISLAND
GOLEM 35-1485 47 38 1 215 THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746) MURSKA
U.S. STEEL 49-3369 29 33 1 86 THE BONDS (774) VITHICAR
MILA 55-29 78 104 0 271 ROCANIS RIDERS (285) KHALANI
ROYLAND 56-3380 86 59 0 183 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
THE WHEAT KING 58-5407 65 46 2 222 AUTUMN LIGHTNING (1069) DELARQ TOR
GERONTIUS TOOK 60-4861 30 11 0 197 FOR THE SHIRE (866) ARADI
TRYURLUCK 61-1029 73 64 1 206 BLOOD KNIGHTS (284) JURINE
JULIUS 64-3641 81 105 2 187 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
DR MAX 73-5311 23 3 0 153 RACE THE WIND (1068) ERINIKA
RETRIBUTION 74-2982 21 9 1 142 BROTHERHOOD (1073) DAIYLA KIV
WRATH OF ONE 82-11628 24 17 2 206 LUROCIANS XII (1039) DWES EG
HOLD THE DATES! (FACE-TO-FACE XXXV AND XXXVI)
Summer Face-to-Face Tournament XXXV in St. Louis!
Our next summer FTF will be held in downtown St. Louis, July 29-31, 2005. It will be
at the Radisson Hotel & Suites, St. Louis (800-925-1395--ask for the Reality
Simulations room block). Room rates are $99.00 per night, 1-4 occupancy. The rooms
are blocked--please make your reservation by mid-June before the block is released!
Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet. See you there!
Winter Face-to-Face Tournament XXXVI in Tempe!
Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 20-22, 2006. It will be
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-894-7444), the same hotel as
last year by popular request. Room rates are $139.00 per night (same as last year!),
1-4 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's
reception, free airport shuttle, free parking, high speed internet (for extra charge),
fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool. The rooms are blocked--please make your
reservation soon before the block is released! (This is prime season for Phoenix, and
several people were unable to book rooms last year because they waited too long.)
Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet. We hope you're all
looking forward to it and that we will see you there!