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Date : 11/24/2005 Duedate: 12/07/2005
FREE BLADES
DM-103 TURN-416
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-DARKENED PRID 37/998 232 86 6 73.0 5 GWAR 70/691 122 127 4 49.0
2 EXACTLY! 35/1033 1240 655 9 65.4 FEAR FACTORY IV 70/713
PERPETUAL MOTION 82/1081 FEAR FACTORY 61/632
SPONGMONKEYS 25/1076 6 BLOOD KNIGHTS 61/284 258 292 9 46.9
COLGATE DAYS 33/1062 7 RHYME TYME 55/397 250 287 0 46.6
HOLIDAY HORRORS 6/1080 8 REDHORSE 56/823 308 403 3 43.3
STAR DRECK 24/1084 ROCANIS RIDERS 55/285
3 DSM4 9/461 645 402 9 61.6 9 UNDER DURESS 64/743 717 1036 10 40.9
THE BROTHERHOOD 10 82/1085 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY 33/764
BROTHERHOOD 74/1073 10-CROC FILES 29/951 93 153 5 37.8
BLADES OF WONDER 22/1002 WOMEN OF REALITY 22/1014
I AM SAM 75/1075 11 THE BONDS 49/774 462 1035 6 30.9
4 PHILANTHROPIS 55/831 206 206 5 50.0 CARDOW HUNTERS 13/761
THE PHILANTHROPISTS 35/746 MIDDLE WAY 17/1058
PHILANTHROPISTS 2 35/948 FISHERMAN'S WHARF 32/771
PHILANTHROPISTS 3 35/1011
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Well! This is TOTALLY gazebo! I am so mad I could just SPIT, but I'm not mad
at you guys, so I won't. At least, not right NOW.
Fear Factory was avoided by Exactly! Why not. Somebody's got to do it.
Whitewing got the most challenges. He's having a yard sale. Two challenges for
the price of one.
Twenty-one fights, twelve challenges (one TV), and nobody died.
REPRISAL (82-14465) (10-4-1,35) of THE BROTHERHOOD 10 challenged JAVELINO (56-
3728) (27-20-0,48) of REDHORSE. Up 13. REPRISAL overpowered JAVELINO in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge match. More roast pig. Or maybe even burned pig. See if *I*
care.
COLOSSUS (22-5820) (23-13-0,92) of BLADES OF WONDER challenged PROPANE TORCH
(61-2524) (24-18-1,113) of FEAR FACTORY. Up 21. COLOSSUS overpowered PROPANE TORCH
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. How do you overpower a torch? Water
buckets?
SAMARIUM (75-3071) (18-7-1,91) of I AM SAM challenged TIGRESS (13-4471) (36-55-
0,144) of CARDOW HUNTERS. Up 53. SAMARIUM lost to TIGRESS in a popular 2 minute
gory Challenge duel. This is silly, Sam.
SATAN CLAUS (6-5878) (23-8-0,100) of HOLIDAY HORRORS challenged MOUSE NOYLE (17-
6252) (32-51-0,87) of MIDDLE WAY. Down 13. SATAN CLAUS vanquished MOUSE NOYLE in a
popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel. Found somebody you could beat and now you
won't let go, huh? Why not. We might as well be Darkholm East here. See if *I*
care.
VICTIM OF SOCIETY (55-3179) (30-33-2,150) of PHILANTHROPISTS challenged
WHITEWING (13-4346) (33-57-0,162) of CARDOW HUNTERS. Up 12. VICTIM OF SOCIETY
overpowered WHITEWING in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee. Everybody does it.
WE LIKE THE MOON (25-5013) (29-13-4,137) of SPONGMONKEYS challenged U.S. STEEL
(49-3369) (35-37-1,140) of THE BONDS. Up 3. WE LIKE THE MOON beat U.S. STEEL in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl. What if we want TWO moons? Can we clone a
moon?
GOSSAMER (35-3656) (31-19-1,164) of PHILANTHROPISTS 2 challenged MORTIFICATION
(61-2333) (37-25-4,164) of FEAR FACTORY. Straight across. GOSSAMER slimly won
victory over MORTIFICATION in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel. See who's mortified
now.
JELIAH BIGABO (35-3676) (29-10-2,180) of PHILANTHROPISTS 3 challenged 3 FISTED
RAT BOY (70-6130) (30-32-3,181) of GWAR. Up 1. JELIAH BIGABO subdued 3 FISTED RAT
BOY in a 1 minute Challenge competition. Isn't it hard to buy gloves for three
fists?
RETROVIRUS (70-6086) (31-20-0,200) of FEAR FACTORY IV challenged KELOS (55-30)
(76-111-4,203) of ROCANIS RIDERS. Up 3. RETROVIRUS devastated KELOS in a popular 1
minute one-sided Challenge contest. Well, that kind of thing happens a lot. You
need more umbrellas in your drinks.
RIDDLER (61-1856) (58-40-1,190) of FEAR FACTORY challenged SMUG BUG (55-2900)
(55-95-0,190) of RHYME TYME. Straight across. RIDDLER luckily beat SMUG BUG in an
action packed 2 minute Challenge fight. You shouldn't need luck for this, Riddle-
boy.
NEBUCHADNEZZAR (22-5821) (45-38-0,184) of BLADES OF WONDER TV challenged TEXAS
GLITTER (35-3509) (33-16-0,190) of EXACTLY!. Up 6. NEBUCHADNEZZAR bested TEXAS
GLITTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight. You know crowds. They'll
laugh at anything.
And for the title: DARTMAN (33-7161) (33-13-2,262) of COLGATE DAYS misjudged
and challenged FUNNY BUNNY (55-1862) (114-141-1,221) of RHYME TYME. Down 41.
DARTMAN was vanquished by FUNNY BUNNY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
Funny won't write a column, but then, neither did Dartman.
Debby T.
LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 115 141 1 241 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SAMOO 37-4630 34 17 2 282 DARKENED PRIDE (998) SIBIKHAS
GOLEM 35-1485 55 41 1 280 THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746) MURSKA
JULIUS 64-3641 88 109 2 235 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
GROGGY DOGGY 55-223 147 193 0 216 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
ROYLAND 56-3380 93 63 0 211 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
RETROVIRUS 70-6086 32 20 0 211 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HOUSE MOUSE 55-221 136 199 2 205 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
PARANOIA 9-4557 53 13 2 202 DSM4 (461) ZUKAL
NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821 46 38 0 202 BLADES OF WONDER (1002) SOLVEN
RIDDLER 61-1856 59 40 1 196 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
KELOS 55-30 76 112 4 193 ROCANIS RIDERS (285) KHALANI
SMUG BUG 55-2900 55 96 0 193 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
REDFOX 13-4197 62 96 0 191 CARDOW HUNTERS (761) DULLENS
DARTMAN 33-7161 33 14 2 190 COLGATE DAYS (1062) NIATOLI ISLAND
TRYURLUCK 61-1029 80 68 1 187 BLOOD KNIGHTS (284) JURINE
TEXAS GLITTER 35-3509 33 17 0 187 EXACTLY! (1033) MURSKA
JELIAH BIGABO 35-3676 30 10 2 186 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1011) MURSKA
RETRIBUTION 74-2982 26 14 1 184 BROTHERHOOD (1073) DAYLA KIV
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 30 33 3 180 GWAR (691) SENTERN
GOSSAMER 35-3656 32 19 1 178 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948) MURSKA
DYNAMO 82-24403 21 9 1 173 PERPETUAL MOTION (1081) DWES EG
LOPING WOLF 56-1796 80 122 0 171 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
VICTIM OF SOCIETY 55-3179 31 33 2 167 PHILANTHROPISTS (831) KHALANI
MILA 55-29 83 110 0 165 ROCANIS RIDERS (285) KHALANI
SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543 77 122 2 165 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
MORTIFICATION 61-2333 37 26 4 165 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SUE 22-5828 28 28 1 163 WOMEN OF REALITY (1014) SOLVEN
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TIGRESS 13-4471 37 55 0 146 CARDOW HUNTERS (761) DULLENS
WHITEWING 13-4346 33 58 0 146 CARDOW HUNTERS (761) DULLENS
WE LIKE THE MOON 25-5013 30 13 4 145 SPONGMONKEYS (1076) LYRATILAN
U.S. STEEL 49-3369 35 38 1 137 THE BONDS (774) VITHICAR
-BINDI 29-4454 22 17 2 117 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
COLOSSUS 22-5820 24 13 0 116 BLADES OF WONDER (1002) SOLVEN
PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 30 17 1 115 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
-SCRAPPA 29-4411 20 18 2 109 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
-SANDY 22-5829 29 18 1 108 WOMEN OF REALITY (1014) SOLVEN
SATAN CLAUS 6-5878 24 8 0 108 HOLIDAY HORRORS (1080) TRANSEL
KIMO 70-6089 27 24 4 104 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SAMARIUM 75-3071 18 8 1 100 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN
PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 24 19 1 95 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252 32 52 0 84 MIDDLE WAY (1058) ALJAFIR
-CASSIE 29-4574 20 15 1 78 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
LULU 32-3523 30 58 1 72 FISHERMAN'S WHARF (771) ARVAT
-CAT MAN DO 16-4901 16 16 1 65 ARENA FELINES (1067) WILLAF
-LOCO 35-3677 16 10 0 58 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1011) MURSKA
REPRISAL 82-14465 11 4 1 56 THE BROTHERHOOD 10 (1085) DWES EG
JAVELINO 56-3728 27 21 0 33 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Tryurluck -- Nice cutting. You're pretty quick. -- Loping Wolf
Dartman -- You almost didn't get the jump on me. But for an overconfident young
punk, you've got a lot of ability. Well done. -- Kelos
P.S. Whew! I just realized our fight was the title fight. GOOD going, man. I look
forward to reading your column. Glad I didn't have to write one!
Ha!
House Mouse -- Ow. Still got a headache from that. -- Mila
Hey I beat Arunda Rocktroll, a TP stand-in. She was good though. And someone should
tell her manager to change her trains. -- Royland
Standbys don't HAVE managers, and they don't get to keep their trains, either.
Count me in for the barbecue at the Fisherman's Wharf! And the rest of Redhorse and
Rocanis Riders, of course. We never turn down free food. -- Royland, who is bringing
two loaves of garlic bread and a tub of potato salad
Debby Tonte -- I am seldom savage and nasty, never unreliable, and my eyes are not
too close together. You like me. Admit it. -- Royland
As if!
Debby -- Last turn you used the word "gazebo" in at least three statements:
1. "Nobody tells me anything. It's all gazebo." (context implying it's a bad
thing)
2. "This time of year is totally gazebo." (context implying it's a very good
thing)
3. "I can't say it here. It's too gazebo. Sorry." (context implying it's a
shocking thing.)
Now, far be it from me to pin you down to a precise definition, but could we maybe
agree on whether being gazebo is good or bad? -- Royland
P.S. I was just thinking where is the best sort of place to sip drinks with little
umbrellas in them. If I were to build you a little platform out in your back yard --
say, next summer -- with a roof over it and some built-in seats on the inside and
fancy lattice work around the outside, what would you like to call such a structure?
A summerhouse.
Lulu -- Thanks for the skills, pretty lady. -- Javelino
Satan Claus -- Okay, so you don't like me stirring on the night before you-know-when.
Well, BIG HAIRY DEAL. I'm gonna do it. -- Mouse Noyle
Texas Glitter -- Blinding. -- Whitewing
Mortification -- Lose to me once, okay, it could happen. Lose to me twice and you'll
deserve your name. Everyone here will tell you what a pud I am. -- Redfox
P.S. I didn't set out to be a pud. It just happened.
Outfoxed? I like that! -- Redfox
Superior Forces -- Heck. -- Tigress
Pungent Stench -- I have a nose of steel. -- U.S. Steel
Javelino -- Well, it IS a good day for roasting a pig. -- Lulu
P.S. Not EVERYBODY, Debby, there are too many people on the Isle, even for a six-
foot dwarf.
Better a six foot dwarf than a four foot Shew.
Kelos -- Or maybe I should try going to bed earlier the night before. -- Tigress
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NEBUCHADNEZZAR bested TEXAS GLITTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
DARTMAN was vanquished by FUNNY BUNNY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
RIDDLER luckily beat SMUG BUG in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.
RETROVIRUS devastated KELOS in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
JELIAH BIGABO subdued 3 FISTED RAT BOY in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
GOSSAMER slimly won victory over MORTIFICATION in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
WE LIKE THE MOON beat U.S. STEEL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
VICTIM OF SOCIETY overpowered WHITEWING in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SATAN CLAUS vanquished MOUSE NOYLE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SAMARIUM lost to TIGRESS in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
COLOSSUS overpowered PROPANE TORCH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
REPRISAL overpowered JAVELINO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
GOLEM slimly won victory over PARANOIA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal conflict.
JULIUS subdued REDFOX in a popular 2 minute brawl.
TRYURLUCK was handily defeated by GROGGY DOGGY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LOPING WOLF was overpowered by HELYSE in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
ROYLAND beat DYNAMO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
HOUSE MOUSE devastated SUPERIOR FORCES in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MILA was overpowered by RETRIBUTION in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
PUNGENT STENCH was viciously subdued by XHUGHA KARGARIT in a 7 minute competition.
KIMO overpowered LULU in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 9 SLASHING ATTACK 50 - 37 - 1 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 78 - 62 - 1 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 WALL OF STEEL 35 - 32 - 1 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 14 - 13 - 0 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 22 - 24 - 0 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-LUNGE 16 - 19 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 31 - 42 - 1 42 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 5 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 8 - 0 27 |
Turn 416 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 4 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 4 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 115 141 1 241 RHYME TYME (397)
TOTAL PARRY GOLEM 35-1485 55 41 1 280 THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746)
SLASHING ATTACK JULIUS 64-3641 88 109 2 235 UNDER DURESS (743)
PARRY-LUNGE GROGGY DOGGY 55-223 147 193 0 216 RHYME TYME (397)
LUNGING ATTACK ROYLAND 56-3380 93 63 0 211 REDHORSE (823)
BASHING ATTACK HOUSE MOUSE 55-221 136 199 2 205 RHYME TYME (397)
AIMED BLOW NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821 46 38 0 202 BLADES OF WONDER (1002)
WALL OF STEEL RIDDLER 61-1856 59 40 1 196 FEAR FACTORY (632)
PARRY-STRIKE MORTIFICATION 61-2333 37 26 4 165 FEAR FACTORY (632)
PARRY-RIPOSTE PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 24 19 1 95 FEAR FACTORY (632)
The overall popularity leader is GROGGY DOGGY 55-223. The most popular warrior this
turn was PARANOIA 9-4557. The ten other most popular fighters were GOLEM 35-1485,
GOSSAMER 35-3656, MORTIFICATION 61-2333, JULIUS 64-3641, PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458,
TEXAS GLITTER 35-3509, SMUG BUG 55-2900, TIGRESS 13-4471, NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821, and
KIMO 70-6089.
The least popular fighter this week was JAVELINO 56-3728. The other ten least
popular fighters were PROPANE TORCH 61-2524, WHITEWING 13-4346, MILA 55-29, SUPERIOR
FORCES 33-4543, TRYURLUCK 61-1029, MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252, 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130,
KELOS 55-30, DARTMAN 33-7161, and LULU 32-3523.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 JURINE(61) 1 4 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 2 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 0 0
DULLENS(13) 1 2 0 MURSKA(35) 3 1 0 SENTERN(70) 2 1 0
ALJAFIR(17) 0 1 0 VITHICAR(49) 0 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 0 0
SOLVEN(22) 2 0 0 KHALANI(55) 4 3 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 0 1 0
LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 2 0 DWES EG(82) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SATAN CLAUS 6-5878 24 8 0 108 HOLIDAY HORRORS (1080) TRANSEL
PARANOIA 9-4557 53 13 2 202 DSM4 (461) ZUKAL
REDFOX 13-4197 62 96 0 191 CARDOW HUNTERS (761) DULLENS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252 32 52 0 84 MIDDLE WAY (1058) ALJAFIR
NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821 46 38 0 202 BLADES OF WONDER (1002) SOLVEN
WE LIKE THE MOON 25-5013 30 13 4 145 SPONGMONKEYS (1076) LYRATILAN
LULU 32-3523 30 58 1 72 FISHERMAN'S WHARF (771) ARVAT
DARTMAN 33-7161 33 14 2 190 COLGATE DAYS (1062) NIATOLI ISLAND
GOLEM 35-1485 55 41 1 280 THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746) MURSKA
U.S. STEEL 49-3369 35 38 1 137 THE BONDS (774) VITHICAR
FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 115 141 1 241 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
ROYLAND 56-3380 93 63 0 211 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
RIDDLER 61-1856 59 40 1 196 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
JULIUS 64-3641 88 109 2 235 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
RETROVIRUS 70-6086 32 20 0 211 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
RETRIBUTION 74-2982 26 14 1 184 BROTHERHOOD (1073) DAYLA KIV
SAMARIUM 75-3071 18 8 1 100 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN
DYNAMO 82-24403 21 9 1 173 PERPETUAL MOTION (1081) DWES EG