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Date : 06/08/2006 Duedate: 06/21/2006
FREE BLADES
DM-103 TURN-430
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-MEOW MIX 21/978 241 95 6 71.7 7 LEGION OF DU 13/1056 12 11 0 52.2
DARKENED PRIDE 37/998 8 PHILANTHROPIS 35/510 232 237 5 49.5
BLACKEST PRIDE 21/842 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 35/1011
2 COLGATE DAYS 33/1062 1267 682 11 65.0 THE PHILANTHROPISTS 35/746
SPONGMONKEYS 25/1076 PHILANTHROPISTS 55/831
3 DSM4 9/461 687 440 9 61.0 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 35/948
THE BROTHERHOOD 10 82/1085 PHILANTHROPISTS 40/1234
GARDEN OF HORRORS 40/1238 9 GWAR 70/691 176 191 4 48.0
BALLAD OF THE BLADE 11/1229 FEAR FACTORY IV 70/713
BROTHERHOOD 74/1073 FEAR FACTORY 61/632
I AM SAM 75/1075 GWAR 77/1235
4 DARK TOADS 38/1095 73 59 0 55.3 FEAR FACTORY 78/1236
SPLIT INFINITY 2 65/1141 10 BLOOD KNIGHTS 61/284 287 316 9 47.6
DARK TOADS 05D 82/1231 THE DRAGON FIST 78/1210
TOADS OF AMBER III 82/1224 SCARLET KNIGHTS 70/403
DARK TOADS 74/1161 11 RHYME TYME 55/397 271 305 0 47.0
TOADS OF AMBER 82/1223 12 REDHORSE 56/823 383 460 3 45.4
DARK TOADS 78/1221 SKAITHVARN 51/1101
DARK TOADS 65/1149 DARKLINGS 74/1160
TOADS OF KRONDUR II 82/1225 ROCANIS RIDERS 55/285
DARK TOADS 75/1182 13 THE LAWMEN 12/292 64 81 0 44.1
5 THE ROCKERS 7/1029 547 452 6 54.8 14 UNDER DURESS 64/743 734 1047 10 41.2
SLYTHERIN HOUSE 74/1164 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY 33/764
6 ANARCHY 19/1030 110 96 3 53.4 15 CROC FILES 29/951 96 160 5 37.5
THE WRETCHED 82/1232 16 MIDDLE WAY 17/1058 495 1085 8 31.3
PARANOID ASYLUM 75/1183 SAND DANCERS 65/1130
ACT OF MALICE 56/1079 SAND DANCERS 74/1158
PARANOIA 65/1148 CARDOW HUNTERS 13/761
IMMORTAL ASYLUM 17/877 SAND DANCERS 51/1102
MALICIOUS INTENT 17/1077 17-MEAT MARKET 15/1237 1 1 0 50.0
THE ARMAGEDDON 17/1074
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 542): CAVE DWELLER of SOLITAIRE (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 542): AGGRANDIZIN ANNE of HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 536): AFFIRMED of TRIPLE CROWN (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 539): KETL PHYSHE of PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 537): QUIVRA NGEDO of BALANCE OF TERROR (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 535): DEO VOLENTE of JAGUAR WARRIORS (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 267): LADY CONSOLACION of FILIPINA LADYZ (Lady
Martilyo, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 528): ACCO of CROC FILES (THawk, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 265): JARL FORKBEARD of THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 524): FURY of ANGELS OF PAIN (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 522): SCREWFACE of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 513): NOREASTER of DIRT DEVILS (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 476): DAPHNE CAMISADO of TERMAGANT VOTARY (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 243): FROSTFLARE of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 237): FIGHTING TREE of LAND OF OZ (Oz the Successful)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 224): YAIWE of DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 403): TOE of GET (JE, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 382): ADEMA of FEAR FACTORY (Var, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 369): DEADWOOD of POSSE (Rosebud, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 172): APPLE DANISH of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
DM 74 DAIYLA KIV (turn 340): KORBA KLEE of SAND DANCERS (Olinda, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 335): PRONGS of HOGWARTS EXPRESS (Rillion, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 324): AIDEN of LETHAL HERITAGE (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 429): FUNNY BUNNY of RHYME TYME from KHALANI (Emerald Orbs)
Top Teams
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 542): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 542): HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 536): STARBASE 5 (Zeus, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 539): PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 537): STEEL WOLVES (?, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 535): VALAMOND'S CREW (Valamond, mgr.)
DM 28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 267): DODGE BULLETS (Uncle Wolf, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 528): none
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 265): STORMWATCH (Raoul the Rude, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 524): PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 522): DEATH PENALTY (Rosebud, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 513): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 476): THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 243): THE FIVE RONIN (Bones, mgr.)
DM 47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 237): none
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 224): DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 403): ELEVENTH HOUR (Valamond, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 382): FEAR FACTORY (Var, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 369): GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 172): FAMILY JEWELS (Gem Genius, mgr.)
DM 74 DAIYLA KIV (turn 340): SAND DANCERS (Olinda, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 335): HUE AND CRY (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 324): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 429): MEOW MIX, etc. (Ultraist, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 542): AGGRANDIZIN ANNE of HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
(turn 541): KANT of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 535): MEAT GRINDER of MEAT MARKET (?, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 538): SHOCHU of YAMABUSHI (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 536): VAXTON of STEEL WOLVES (?, mgr.)
DM 28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 267): MOONSHINE of LUNAE MILITES (The Omnimancer)
(turn 266): MR. CHOMP CHOMP of THE PENTARCHY (Le
Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 528): ENOSHIMA of BLACK SAMURAI (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 264): NINJATO of SAMURAI KIDS II (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 382): PITSPAWN FOULDOG of FEAR FACTORY (Var, mgr.)
(turn 381): ROBESPIERRE of BLADES OF TERROR (Soultaker, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 369): TEBAS TEN KOGAN of SAND DANCERS (Lani, mgr.)
(turn 368): VIRGINIA, NO SANTA of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS
(Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
5 GOLDEN WARRIORS of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS
(Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hi!
I'm Turk. Debby Tonte went on vacation again, so I got a chance to write a
spyreport. Been waitin' for my shot! Free Blades! Woot!
I don't know too much about you guys, but Olaf Modeen made some notes for me, so
that's good....
Whoa! Somebody got killed! DISORDER (65-6419) (29-16-1,64) of PARANOIA fought
DRIZZT (40-4146) (16-7-0,61) of PHILANTHROPISTS. DISORDER murdered DRIZZT in a 1
minute one-sided match. Olaf thought that was pretty cool of Disorder. I don't
know...Drizzt, how you doing?
It looks like there was a major screwup at Rocanis Riders. Kelos lost 27 points
to Propane Torch, and that wasn't supposed to happen. KELOS (55-30) (81-120-4,201)
of ROCANIS RIDERS fought PROPANE TORCH (61-2524) (30-25-1,164) of FEAR FACTORY.
KELOS was overpowered by PROPANE TORCH in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. Look at
the experience difference there! Olaf recommended some new strategies and I'd have
to agree.
So I guess Fear Factory's hatred of Rhyme Time is pretty well known? RETROVIRUS
(70-6086) (35-29-0,217) of FEAR FACTORY IV challenged FUNNY BUNNY (55-1862) (123-146-
1,260) of RHYME TYME. RETROVIRUS was vanquished by FUNNY BUNNY in a 1 minute
Challenge Title brawl. So that was a successful Title defense by Funny Bunny...I'm
looking for a column here...I don't see one. It must have gotten lost in the mail.
Well, next time. Oh...I thought that was a TV challenge but it was an IV challenge.
I never heard of that kind before.
And Fear Factory avoided Philanthropists. Disgraceful. I don't mean to be
mean, but what were you thinking? You guys are warriors!
Aria was the most challenged warrior. KNUCKLE JAW (77-2129) (40-42-2,136) of
GWAR challenged ARIA (75-3012) (34-38-1,143) of DARK TOADS. KNUCKLE JAW was subdued
by ARIA in a 2 minute Challenge match. Knuckle Jaw's team, Gwar, that's in the Fear
Factory guild.
Olaf made a special note of this fight: KIMO (70-6089) (32-31-4,135) of FEAR
FACTORY IV challenged THOMAS (82-14150) (25-37-2,168) of TOADS OF KRONDUR II. KIMO
was defeated by THOMAS in an exciting 2 minute Challenge match. Olaf seemed to think
the important thing about this fight is that Kimo gained four recognition points even
though he lost. Me, I think it's kinda noteworthy that these Fear Factory guys keep
getting their butts handed to them. Bad day for the guild, huh?
Now, this is a little confusing. Olaf says, "Keep challenging up 34 points,
COERCE, and I won't have to write about you much longer. DAMORETH STENN always
accepts those kind of challenges..." I guess I don't understand how this works. Do
warriors get to turn down challenges if they want to? Anyway, here's how that fight
went: COERCE (78-1577) (24-17-1,91) of FEAR FACTORY challenged DAMORETH STENN (65-
6105) (55-69-1,125) of SAND DANCERS. COERCE was handily defeated by DAMORETH STENN
in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
Okay, I guess Olaf tried for some balance here, because he brought up a fight
that Fear Factory won: NINE INCH NAIL (61-2273) (29-25-2,100) of FEAR FACTORY
challenged THE QUICKLING (70-1669) (65-150-2,132) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. NINE INCH NAIL
won victory over THE QUICKLING in a sensational 1 minute Challenge fray.
Those were all the fights Olaf thought I should talk about, but I think I should
recognize the stylemasters, too. These dudes own!
Okay, Funny Bunny we already talked about. Top Striker. And Paranoia, who he
beat: Top Lunger. So, epic fight, hey?
Top Slasher: Tryurluck. TRYURLUCK (61-1029) (92-69-1,216) of BLOOD KNIGHTS
fought DREHVIN (103-34) (75-45-7,200) of WHO ARE THESE GUYS? TRYURLUCK overpowered
DREHVIN in an action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided bout. Um, I didn't mean the
other team was called "Who Are These Guys?" I just noticed the team name was left
blank and I wrote a question in the fight list. The clerk must have thought I was
filling in the blank when they typed up my fight notes. Oh well, I guess Drehvin's
manager will speak up and announce his team's name next turn.
Top Aimed Blow: King Love. KING LOVE (40-3748) (45-38-2,227) of GARDEN OF
HORRORS fought TAIRIKIA (51-4247) (102-90-2,266) of SAND DANCERS. KING LOVE
demolished TAIRIKIA in a 1 minute uneven bout. I didn't SEE him take aim, but then I
guess it's mostly a mental thing.
Top Wall of Steel: Superior Forces. Strange name for one guy. SUPERIOR FORCES
(33-4543) (85-127-2,216) of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY fought JELIAH BIGABO (35-3676) (36-
16-2,197) of PHILANTHROPISTS 3. SUPERIOR FORCES devastated JELIAH BIGABO in a
popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. Our stylemasters are doing pretty great so far,
aren't they? Except for Paranoia.
Top Parry-Riposte: Wyatt Earp. WYATT EARP (12-2168) (38-21-1,197) of THE
LAWMEN challenged WINSTON (75-2600) (51-34-0,195) of DARK TOADS. WYATT EARP
devastated WINSTON in a crowd pleasing 7 minute one-sided Challenge duel. Gee, long
fight.
Top Total Parry: Fut Cough. PANIC ATTACK (9-3624) (37-31-2,182) of DSM4 fought
FUT COUGH (17-4815) (49-25-0,203) of IMMORTAL ASYLUM. PANIC ATTACK was vanquished by
FUT COUGH in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
Top Parry-Lunger: Nightcap. NIGHTCAP (74-2745) (93-103-0,208) of DARKLINGS
fought DARLINA (74-2995) (54-50-3,155) of SAND DANCERS. NIGHTCAP beat DARLINA in a
popular 1 minute fray.
Top Parry-Striker: Mortification. MORTIFICATION (61-2333) (41-34-4,185) of
FEAR FACTORY challenged T-BONE (13-3139) (31-16-0,193) of LEGION OF DUMB.
MORTIFICATION bested T-BONE in a popular 3 minute gruesome Challenge competition.
Top Basher: Flattus Maximus. FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77-2125) (43-40-2,129) of GWAR
challenged CORT NIGHTJEWEL (78-196) (70-105-0,147) of THE DRAGON FIST. FLATTUS
MAXIMUS was devastated by CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a 1 minute Challenge conflict. Oh, no!
I thought all of our stylemasters were going to have won their fights, except
Paranoia because he fought another stylemaster. Flattus, you let the team down!
Babe of the Week: Cyladia. CYLADIA (51-1122) (121-128-1,243) of SKAITHVARN
fought GOSSAMER (35-3656) (36-27-1,185) of PHILANTHROPISTS 2. CYLADIA vanquished
GOSSAMER in a 1 minute mismatched fray. Blonde. Great legs. Something sexy about
that nearsighted frown. But Gossamer--you'd think, from the name, that it'd be a
girl. Nope. Male dwarf with a beard tucked into his belt. And I was hoping for a
girl-on-girl fight. Oh well.
That's about it. Maybe they'll let me do this again next turn! I hope to see
you then!
Turk
LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 124 146 1 274 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CYLADIA 51-1122 122 128 1 255 SKAITHVARN (1101) TRICORUS
PARANOIA 9-4557 64 15 2 255 DSM4 (461) ZUKAL
TRYURLUCK 61-1029 93 69 1 244 BLOOD KNIGHTS (284) JURINE
KING LOVE 40-3748 46 38 2 244 GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238) ZENSU
NIGHTFALL 74-2421 128 106 4 239 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543 86 127 2 236 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
BLEYS 82-13278 28 16 2 236 TOADS OF AMBER (1223) DWES EG
SAVAGE SAGE 17-4022 39 35 0 226 IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877) ALJAFIR
RIDDLER 61-1856 65 47 1 224 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
WYATT EARP 12-2168 39 21 1 218 THE LAWMEN (292) RIZTAB
RETRIBUTION 74-2982 31 21 1 218 BROTHERHOOD (1073) DAYLA KIV
-THE BIG MEOW 21-5307 26 5 0 217 MEOW MIX (978) SUNSET
ROYLAND 56-3380 104 66 0 211 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
JULIUS 64-3641 96 115 2 211 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
FUT COUGH 17-4815 50 25 0 211 IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877) ALJAFIR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NIGHTCAP 74-2745 94 103 0 210 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
GOLEM 35-1485 63 46 1 207 THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746) MURSKA
DARTMAN 33-7161 43 17 3 205 COLGATE DAYS (1062) NIATOLI ISLAND
MORTIFICATION 61-2333 42 34 4 205 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 37 23 1 205 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
BRAND 82-13289 38 30 1 203 TOADS OF AMBER III (1224) DWES EG
-ELVIS 7-612 45 40 0 202 THE ROCKERS (1029) BONSUR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JON SNOW 78-2389 30 11 2 202 DARK TOADS (1221) LIN TIRIAN
REPRISAL 82-14465 20 7 1 202 THE BROTHERHOOD 10 (1085) DWES EG
DRACO MALFOY 74-3500 58 23 1 201 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164) DAYLA KIV
VALLANT 38-4151 53 30 2 199 DARK TOADS (1095) CLIFFHOME
AKELDAMA 56-2417 19 3 0 199 ACT OF MALICE (1079) ROCANIS
KYRLANIA 70-2327 91 113 1 197 SCARLET KNIGHTS (403) SENTERN
OSIRIS 19-4111 42 30 2 196 ANARCHY (1030) ZUWAYZA
-SAMOO 37-4630 36 19 2 194 DARKENED PRIDE (998) SIBIKHAS
MIDNIGHT FAITH 75-2651 30 21 1 194 PARANOID ASYLUM (1183) JADE MOUNTAIN
DOC HOLIDAY 12-2956 28 25 1 194 THE LAWMEN (292) RIZTAB
3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 34 42 3 193 GWAR (691) SENTERN
PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 31 25 1 193 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
TAIRIKIA 51-4247 102 91 2 192 SAND DANCERS (1102) TRICORUS
WINSTON 75-2600 51 35 0 192 DARK TOADS (1182) JADE MOUNTAIN
MILA 55-29 91 116 0 191 ROCANIS RIDERS (285) KHALANI
VINCENT CRABBE 74-3498 48 43 2 191 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164) DAYLA KIV
SMUG BUG 55-2900 58 107 0 190 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
RETROVIRUS 70-6086 35 30 0 190 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
T-BONE 13-3139 31 17 0 189 LEGION OF DUMB (1056) DULLENS
LOPING WOLF 56-1796 83 133 0 188 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
JELIAH BIGABO 35-3676 36 17 2 188 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1011) MURSKA
TOM RIDDLE 74-3501 45 45 3 187 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164) DAYLA KIV
JAMMIES 74-2829 84 86 1 186 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
WHATCHA WANT 17-3627 34 38 5 186 THE ARMAGEDDON (1074) ALJAFIR
TREMOR CHRIST 17-4047 44 34 2 184 IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877) ALJAFIR
-SKULL STROKER 21-5590 25 10 0 184 BLACKEST PRIDE (842) SUNSET
PANIC ATTACK 9-3624 37 32 2 183 DSM4 (461) ZUKAL
WAIS 65-6447 38 53 0 182 DARK TOADS (1149) DAL SHANG
SAMARIUM 75-3071 25 13 1 181 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WE LIKE THE MOON 25-5013 35 21 4 180 SPONGMONKEYS (1076) LYRATILAN
GOSSAMER 35-3656 36 28 1 179 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948) MURSKA
KELOS 55-30 81 121 4 174 ROCANIS RIDERS (285) KHALANI
VICTIM OF SOCIETY 55-3179 37 40 2 172 PHILANTHROPISTS (831) KHALANI
THOMAS 82-14150 26 37 2 170 TOADS OF KRONDUR II (1225) DWES EG
SON OF SAM 17-3911 23 16 1 167 MALICIOUS INTENT (1077) ALJAFIR
REDFOX 13-4197 66 106 0 163 CARDOW HUNTERS (761) DULLENS
DARLINA 74-2995 54 51 3 162 SAND DANCERS (1158) DAYLA KIV
GREGORY GOYLE 74-3497 43 47 1 161 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164) DAYLA KIV
GISELLA 74-2704 32 20 0 158 DARK TOADS (1161) DAYLA KIV
FLIGHT 75-2606 33 20 3 157 PARANOID ASYLUM (1183) JADE MOUNTAIN
CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196 71 105 0 155 THE DRAGON FIST (1210) LIN TIRIAN
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARIA 75-3012 35 38 1 147 DARK TOADS (1182) JADE MOUNTAIN
REQUIEM 11-4472 24 16 0 145 BALLAD OF THE BLADE (1229) ARUAK CITY
KIMO 70-6089 32 32 4 139 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
TEMUJIN 65-3796 29 11 0 139 SPLIT INFINITY 2 (1141) DAL SHANG
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 40 43 2 134 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
DIAMOND 82--32277 9 2 0 134 DARK TOADS 05D (1231) DWES EG
DAMORETH STENN 65-6105 56 69 1 133 SAND DANCERS (1130) DAL SHANG
MUDVAYNE 61-3039 22 11 0 131 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 43 41 2 124 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273 30 25 2 122 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
-ULTRAMANIAC 21-4876 20 15 3 118 BLACKEST PRIDE (842) SUNSET
MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252 36 62 0 116 MIDDLE WAY (1058) ALJAFIR
THE QUICKLING 70-1669 65 151 2 113 SCARLET KNIGHTS (403) SENTERN
-MAINE COON CAT 21-5358 23 15 0 109 MEOW MIX (978) SUNSET
PATIENCE 35-2005 27 17 1 106 PHILANTHROPISTS (510) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DISORDER 65-6419 30 16 2 98 PARANOIA (1148) DAL SHANG
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 26 22 4 98 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
AFFLICTED 61-2494 28 17 0 95 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
BENEDICTION 61-2362 18 12 3 95 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
-SAMSARA 75-3055 13 13 0 94 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN
SIN-EATER 82-24827 11 18 2 92 THE WRETCHED (1232) DWES EG
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COERCE 78-1577 24 18 1 90 FEAR FACTORY (1236) LIN TIRIAN
MARILYN MANSON 61-1993 30 22 2 87 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
-CHARLIE 29-4555 24 31 0 87 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
-INERTIA 21-5761 19 8 1 78 BLACKEST PRIDE (842) SUNSET
JAVELINO 56-3728 29 33 0 63 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
PITSPAWN FOULDOG 61-3121 15 7 1 63 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
DRIZZT 40-4146 16 8 0 56 PHILANTHROPISTS (1234) ZENSU
-MEAT GRINDER 15-4692 17 4 0 55 MEAT MARKET (1237) MALCORN
MOLLY 29-4645 15 16 0 53 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
DRIZZT 40-4146 16 8 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 1234 DISORDER 65-6419 430
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Paranoia -- That was just obnoxious. Damn, you're good. -- Nightcap
Pungent Stench -- What happened? I was winning, and then...but...really good third
minute you've got there. -- Loping Wolf
Marilyn Manson -- That was a good fight, wasn't it? Fun. -- Javelino
Tom Riddle -- Do I really have three times as many fights as you, or do you do
tourneys? -- Cyladia
Dartman -- Ooh, that was a real unlucky matchup for you. But don't you wish you'd
been training skills? -- Mila
Bleys -- Wow. You had me on the defensive from the first second. That doesn't
happen often. You're pretty good. -- Royland
The Big Meow -- Actually, if I've got to lose, I like doing it that way (from
exhaustion). Hurts a lot less. You're welcome to challenge me anytime. -- Kelos
Julius -- Once you get the jump, you don't share it, do you? -- Jammies
Winston -- Tough match for you. Er, you caught me at a grouchy time of the month. --
Nightfall
All -- I transferred my army of puds to this arena. I should have 17 fighters here
next turn: PSes, BAs, and TPs galore! Most are from Jurine, which went 10-1 last
turn. -- Var
The Commission -- I see that there are a lot of foreign warriors in this arena. Does
that mean at the next split I can transfer my 'Larqs here? Also, what about warriors
from 82? Can I send them here straight from graduation? -- Var
Just try it. If you can't, they'll let you know. -- Turk (who has very little
contact with that department of the Commission, especially in the wee hours of
the morning)
Samsara -- You've got it in for me, don't you? Every time you turn around, you say
to yourself, what can I do to mess up Stenn's life today. A win! What do you think
Jorja's going to say next time I try to retire? She's going to say, "Damoreth, you
beat Samsara just the other day, and him with only a quarter of your fights. You're
not ready to retire." And I'll say, "He had a tv challenge, that means he does
tourneys and has more fights than you think!" And she'll say, "All the more reason
for you to keep fighting, then, if you can beat him." So I'm screwed, and it's all
your fault! -- Damoreth Stenn
We Like the Moon -- You keep saying that, and then making sure we have no reason to
agree with you. Damned monkey. -- Darlina
Flattus Maximus -- That's got to be kidney beans. Heck. -- Mouse Noyle
P.S. Did you know that a pinto bean is just a kidney bean with skin problems?
Retribution -- You shouldn't remind people that they could come seeking that.
Because then they try and find out what FUN it is. -- Tairikia, retributively
Vallant -- I never had a knack for toads. Always had a sort of live-and-let-live
policy toward them, so I never practiced hitting them. Not much point, and besides,
toads are generally small and hard to hit anyway. -- Redofx
Kelos -- Maybe I need to retire. I've been at this too long. -- Redfox
26 May 2006
The Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire want to announce the joining of a new
member who cherishes the same ideals, respect and loyalty that we hold dear.
From this day forward let all know that Blackstorm is now a Dark Knight of the
Desolate Empire Alliance. With him as our chosen brother, our alliance only becomes
stronger. Let all his foes become ours, and ours his. May all our enemies' blood
flow freely and give NO quarter in war.
This is also a warning to any cowards, bullies, etc.... If you play with fire,
you WILL get burnt!!!
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
6 June 2006
To those involved, no, I have not abandoned your stories. But I've been letting them
drift, and that has to stop, so I am taking the time to make sure that I know where
they are going, more than just "what happens next" dreamed up on the fly, before
resuming work on them. No new stories will be started until at least one of the old
ones has concluded, for the same reason: quantity can't substitute for quality.
Your patience in this matter is appreciated. -- the Scribe
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RIDDLER bested BRAND in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
PARANOIA demolished JON SNOW in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
RETROVIRUS was vanquished by FUNNY BUNNY in a 1 minute Challenge Title brawl.
PUNGENT STENCH overpowered SMUG BUG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
WYATT EARP devastated WINSTON in a crowd pleasing 7 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MORTIFICATION bested T-BONE in a popular 3 minute gruesome Challenge competition.
REPRISAL won victory over 3 FISTED RAT BOY in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
RETRIBUTION savagely defeated VALLANT in a action packed 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
REQUIEM was overpowered by VICTIM OF SOCIETY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
KIMO was defeated by THOMAS in a exciting 2 minute Challenge match.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS was devastated by CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
KNUCKLE JAW was subdued by ARIA in a 2 minute Challenge match.
CANNIBAL CORPSE was bested by MOUSE NOYLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout.
COERCE was handily defeated by DAMORETH STENN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
NINE INCH NAIL won victory over THE QUICKLING in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fray.
SUPERIOR FORCES devastated JELIAH BIGABO in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
VINCENT CRABBE was overpowered by SAVAGE SAGE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
NIGHTFALL overpowered OSIRIS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
MIDNIGHT FAITH was devastated by ROYLAND in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
KING LOVE demolished TAIRIKIA in a 1 minute uneven bout.
CYLADIA vanquished GOSSAMER in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
MILA was overpowered by DARTMAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
BLEYS vanquished TOM RIDDLE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
TRYURLUCK overpowered DREHVIN in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
PANIC ATTACK was vanquished by FUT COUGH in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
AKELDAMA overcame LOPING WOLF in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
TREMOR CHRIST was vanquished by JULIUS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
KELOS was overpowered by PROPANE TORCH in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
DOC HOLIDAY overpowered GREGORY GOYLE in a popular 2 minute one-sided match.
WAIS was overpowered by DRACO MALFOY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
KYRLANIA devastated SON OF SAM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
GOLEM subdued WE LIKE THE MOON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
NIGHTCAP beat DARLINA in a popular 1 minute fray.
FLIGHT was demolished by SAMARIUM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JAMMIES demolished REDFOX in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
GISELLA was savagely defeated by WHATCHA WANT in a exciting 3 minute competition.
DIAMOND vanquished XHUGHA KARGARIT in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
PATIENCE was vanquished by MUDVAYNE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TEMUJIN overcame ROSELLA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
SIN-EATER overpowered JAVELINO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven competition.
DISORDER murdered DRIZZT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PITSPAWN FOULDOG was subdued by ROSELLA in a action packed 2 minute gory fight.
AFFLICTED beat LUCIFREYJA in a 6 minute fray.
BENEDICTION defeated ROSELLA in a action packed 2 minute competition.
MARILYN MANSON narrowly defeated MOLLY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 21 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 13 AIMED BLOW 39 - 29 - 2 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 10 PARRY-LUNGE 25 - 19 - 0 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 12 - 0 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 8 LUNGING ATTACK 100 - 91 - 2 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 TOTAL PARRY 49 - 45 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 STRIKING ATTACK 65 - 64 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 7 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 52 - 56 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 WALL OF STEEL 29 - 40 - 1 42 |
Turn 430 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 7 4 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 12 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 6 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 6 - 4 1 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 4 - 4 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 124 146 1 274 RHYME TYME (397)
LUNGING ATTACK PARANOIA 9-4557 64 15 2 255 DSM4 (461)
SLASHING ATTACK TRYURLUCK 61-1029 93 69 1 244 BLOOD KNIGHTS (284)
AIMED BLOW KING LOVE 40-3748 46 38 2 244 GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238)
WALL OF STEEL SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543 86 127 2 236 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WYATT EARP 12-2168 39 21 1 218 THE LAWMEN (292)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY FUT COUGH 17-4815 50 25 0 211 IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877)
PARRY-LUNGE NIGHTCAP 74-2745 94 103 0 210 DARKLINGS (1160)
PARRY-STRIKE MORTIFICATION 61-2333 42 34 4 205 FEAR FACTORY (632)
BASHING ATTACK FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 43 41 2 124 GWAR (1235)
The overall popularity leader is CYLADIA 51-1122. The most popular warrior this turn
was BRAND 82-13289. The ten other most popular fighters were WYATT EARP 12-2168,
T-BONE 13-3139, WHATCHA WANT 17-3627, MOLLY 29-4645, RETRIBUTION 74-2982, RIDDLER
61-1856, MARILYN MANSON 61-1993, MORTIFICATION 61-2333, 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130, and
DOC HOLIDAY 12-2956.
The least popular fighter this week was AFFLICTED 61-2494. The other ten least
popular fighters were DRIZZT 40-4146, GOSSAMER 35-3656, TAIRIKIA 51-4247, FLATTUS
MAXIMUS 77-2125, REQUIEM 11-4472, RETROVIRUS 70-6086, JAVELINO 56-3728, PATIENCE
35-2005, REDFOX 13-4197, and FLIGHT 75-2606.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
ZUKAL(9) 1 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 2 0 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 3 0 DAL SHANG(65) 3 1 1
RIZTAB(12) 2 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 SENTERN(70) 1 4 0
DULLENS(13) 0 2 0 ZENSU(40) 1 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 5 5 0
ALJAFIR(17) 4 2 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 2 3 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 2 3 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 0 2 0
LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 2 2 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 2 0
LAPUR(29) 0 1 0 JURINE(61) 10 2 0 DWES EG(82) 5 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PARANOIA 9-4557 64 15 2 255 DSM4 (461) ZUKAL
REQUIEM 11-4472 24 16 0 145 BALLAD OF THE BLADE (1229) ARUAK CITY
WYATT EARP 12-2168 39 21 1 218 THE LAWMEN (292) RIZTAB
T-BONE 13-3139 31 17 0 189 LEGION OF DUMB (1056) DULLENS
SAVAGE SAGE 17-4022 39 35 0 226 IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877) ALJAFIR
OSIRIS 19-4111 42 30 2 196 ANARCHY (1030) ZUWAYZA
WE LIKE THE MOON 25-5013 35 21 4 180 SPONGMONKEYS (1076) LYRATILAN
MOLLY 29-4645 15 16 0 53 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543 86 127 2 236 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
GOLEM 35-1485 63 46 1 207 THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746) MURSKA
VALLANT 38-4151 53 30 2 199 DARK TOADS (1095) CLIFFHOME
KING LOVE 40-3748 46 38 2 244 GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238) ZENSU
CYLADIA 51-1122 122 128 1 255 SKAITHVARN (1101) TRICORUS
FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 124 146 1 274 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
ROYLAND 56-3380 104 66 0 211 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
TRYURLUCK 61-1029 93 69 1 244 BLOOD KNIGHTS (284) JURINE
JULIUS 64-3641 96 115 2 211 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
WAIS 65-6447 38 53 0 182 DARK TOADS (1149) DAL SHANG
KYRLANIA 70-2327 91 113 1 197 SCARLET KNIGHTS (403) SENTERN
NIGHTFALL 74-2421 128 106 4 239 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
MIDNIGHT FAITH 75-2651 30 21 1 194 PARANOID ASYLUM (1183) JADE MOUNTAIN
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 40 43 2 134 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
JON SNOW 78-2389 30 11 2 202 DARK TOADS (1221) LIN TIRIAN
BLEYS 82-13278 28 16 2 236 TOADS OF AMBER (1223) DWES EG