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Date   : 08/03/2006    Duedate: 08/16/2006

FREE BLADES

DM-103    TURN-434

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-MEOW MIX 21/978       248   97  6 71.9      PHILANTHROPISTS 40/1234               
    DARKENED PRIDE 37/998                     7 LUROCIANS II 33/775   191  199  5 49.0
    BLACKEST PRIDE 21/842                       LUROCIANS XII 82/1039                 
  2 DO IT AGAIN 11/1239  1271  687 11 64.9      LUROCIANS III 58/1244                 
    HOUNDS OF HELL 12/1240                    8 LEGION OF DU 13/1056   13   14  0 48.1
    LAFFALYMPICS 56/1053                      9 GWAR 70/691           206  227  4 47.6
    COLGATE DAYS 33/1062                        FEAR FACTORY 61/632                   
    SPONGMONKEYS 25/1076                        FEAR FACTORY IV 70/713                
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      GWAR 77/1235                          
  3-DSM4 9/461            692  448  9 60.7      FEAR FACTORY 78/1236                  
    GARDEN OF HORRORS 40/1238                10 BLOOD KNIGHTS 61/284  294  325  9 47.5
    BALLAD OF THE BLADE 11/1229                 THE DRAGON FIST 78/1210               
    BROTHERHOOD 74/1073                         SCARLET KNIGHTS 70/403                
    I AM SAM 75/1075                         11 RHYME TYME 55/397     272  312  0 46.6
  4 THE ROCKERS 7/1029    555  463  6 54.5   12 REDHORSE 56/823       409  470  3 46.5
    RILL'S GCSC2 32/1242                        SKAITHVARN 51/1101                    
    SLYTHERIN HOUSE 74/1164                     DARKLINGS 74/1160                     
  5 ANARCHY 19/1030       113  103  3 52.3      ROCANIS RIDERS 55/285                 
    THE WRETCHED 82/1232                     13 CISUM S. EKA 31/1049  144  169  2 46.0
    ACT OF MALICE 56/1079                       DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO 33/884            
    PARANOID ASYLUM 75/1183                  14-THE LAWMEN 12/292      65   84  0 43.6
    IMMORTAL ASYLUM 17/877                   15 UNDER DURESS 64/743   738 1051 10 41.3
    PARANOIA 65/1148                            DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY 33/764           
    MALICIOUS INTENT 17/1077                 16 MIDDLE WAY 17/1058    505 1095  8 31.6
    THE ARMAGEDDON 17/1074                      SAND DANCERS 65/1130                  
  6 PHILANTHROPIS 35/510  247  246  5 50.1      SAND DANCERS 74/1158                  
    THE PHILANTHROPISTS 35/746                  CARDOW HUNTERS 13/761                 
    PHILANTHROPISTS 3 35/1011                   SAND DANCERS 51/1102                  
    PHILANTHROPISTS 55/831                   17 SHROUD IN MY 16/1245   20   44  0 31.3
    PHILANTHROPISTS 2 35/948                    BALANCE OF TERROR 17/1243             

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                           Reflections by the Lord-Marshall

Hello, Free Blades,

     Well, here I am on the big chair, with El Cid lying across my lap.  That's the
sword, you know, that goes with Being Lord Marshall.  I shouldn't call it a sword,
actually.  It changes into whatever type of weapon the Lord Marshall is most
comfortable using.  For me, it's a short sword.  I was so disappointed when the
Commission said I was best suited to the short sword.  I'd been hoping for something
sexy like an epee.  But in those days, with a really low dexterity (due to burning my
hands many years earlier) a short sword was about all I could use.  Since then, all
the healing I've gotten on the Isle has slowly shrunk those scars till you can hardly
see them.  I can twirl batons, shuffle cards, do all kinds of things I never used to
be able to do.  But I'm still stuck with the darned short sword.  I can't even ORDER
El Cid to turn into something else.  Well, I can, but it won't obey.
     I suppose we ought to plan a parade.  Who's up for that?

Your Lord Marshall,
Cyladia

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey guys,

     We've got a new Lord Marshall.  It was a total upset in a random match.  CYLADIA
(51-1122) (125-128-1,334) of SKAITHVARN fought GOLEM (35-1485) (65-47-1,231) of THE
PHILANTHROPISTS.  CYLADIA was overpowered by GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-
sided Title fight.  Golem, our new Top TP, obviously didn't win by scumming.  That's
pretty good going against somebody with 253 fights to his 112.  But thanks, Cyladia,
for the column.  And you're still our Overall Popularity Leader, if that's any
consolation.
     No one died.  Good.
     T-Bone was most challenged.  PUNGENT STENCH (61-2458) (38-25-1,203) of FEAR
FACTORY challenged T-BONE (13-3139) (32-19-0,207) of LEGION OF DUMB.  PUNGENT STENCH
bested T-BONE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
     No one avoided.  I don't know if that's good or bad.
     There were three challenges, total.  Pungent Stench was one, and here are the
other two:
     FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77-2125) (44-43-2,159) of GWAR challenged CORT NIGHTJEWEL (78-
196) (73-106-0,180) of THE DRAGON FIST.  FLATTUS MAXIMUS vanquished CORT NIGHTJEWEL
in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.  Flattus is our Top Basher, and isn't he good
at it!
     CANNIBAL CORPSE (61-2373) (27-24-4,118) of FEAR FACTORY challenged GREGORY GOYLE
(74-3497) (44-49-1,130) of SLYTHERIN HOUSE.  CANNIBAL CORPSE defeated GREGORY GOYLE
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge duel.
     FUT COUGH (17-4815) (50-25-0,211) of IMMORTAL ASYLUM fought MILA (55-29) (93-
117-0,194) of ROCANIS RIDERS.  FUT COUGH was vanquished by MILA in an action packed 5
minute gruesome one-sided duel.  Mila is Top Striker, also the most popular warrior
this turn.
     DRIZZT (40-4146) (16-11-0,58) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought GRETH (32-4321) (13-3-
1,76) of RILL'S GCSC2.  DRIZZT devastated GRETH in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
Greth was least popular this turn, but looking at his record, you have to give him
credit for even coming out on the sands on the Isle of the Eye.  He's a n00b, for 
pete's sake.
     Hmm...this is shaping up to be a pretty short report.  Let's take a look at the
rest of the stylemasters.
     Top Parry-Lunger:  Nightcap.  NIGHTCAP (74-2745) (97-103-0,238) of DARKLINGS
fought HATHU (103-32) (5-1-0,250) of KRISTINA'S HANDMAIDENS.  NIGHTCAP bested HATHU
in a popular 3 minute competition.  Heh, well, beating a stand-in and a girl at that.
No wonder.
     Top Slasher:  Jammies.  JAMMIES (74-2829) (87-86-1,239) of DARKLINGS fought
WHATCHA WANT (17-3627) (34-38-5,186) of THE ARMAGEDDON.  JAMMIES vanquished WHATCHA
WANT in an exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.  And he did it wearing pajamas.  The
kind with feet in them.
     Top Aimer:  Tairikia.  TAIRIKIA (51-4247) (105-91-2,214) of SAND DANCERS fought
AKELDAMA (56-2417) (19-3-0,199) of ACT OF MALICE.  TAIRIKIA handily defeated AKELDAMA
in an exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.  It was an unfair fight, but not Tair's
fault.
     Top Lunger:  Draco Malfoy.  SAVAGE SAGE (17-4022) (39-35-0,226) of IMMORTAL
ASYLUM fought DRACO MALFOY (74-3500) (60-24-1,218) of SLYTHERIN HOUSE.  SAVAGE SAGE
was overcome by DRACO MALFOY in an action packed 1 minute melee.
     Top Waste:  Ali Gator.  ALI GATOR (33-5584) (33-40-1,211) of DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO
fought SMUG BUG (55-2900) (58-110-0,182) of RHYME TYME.  ALI GATOR subdued SMUG BUG
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
     Top Parry-Ripper:  Propane Torch.  GOSSAMER (35-3656) (38-29-1,195) of
PHILANTHROPISTS 2 fought PROPANE TORCH (61-2524) (32-27-1,193) of FEAR FACTORY.
GOSSAMER slimly won victory over PROPANE TORCH in a popular 2 minute match.  Don't
like to see a stylemaster lose.
     Top Parry-Striker:  Mortification.  MORTIFICATION (61-2333) (43-36-4,193) of
FEAR FACTORY fought DARLINA (74-2995) (55-53-3,185) of SAND DANCERS.  MORTIFICATION
was viciously subdued by DARLINA in an action packed 2 minute duel.  Oops!  Another
stylemaster lost his fight.
     I'd like to say something wise and memorable here, but you know what, I'm
drawing a blank.  So I'll just do a happy wave and say, "See ya in two weeks!"

                                                    Turk

LORD-MARSHALL                 W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOLEM 35-1485               66  47  1  244  THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746)  MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NIGHTCAP 74-2745            98 103  0  248  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 JAMMIES 74-2829             88  86  1  246  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
-THE BIG MEOW 21-5307        27   5  0  241  MEOW MIX (978)             SUNSET
 TAIRIKIA 51-4247           106  91  2  233  SAND DANCERS (1102)        TRICORUS
-WRATH OF ONE 82-11628       28  20  2  228  LUROCIANS XII (1039)       DWES EG
 DRACO MALFOY 74-3500        61  24  1  226  SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164)     DAYLA KIV
 KYRLANIA 70-2327            94 114  1  223  SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)      SENTERN
 MILA 55-29                  94 117  0  223  ROCANIS RIDERS (285)       KHALANI
-SAMOO 37-4630               38  19  2  221  DARKENED PRIDE (998)       SIBIKHAS
 PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458      39  25  1  218  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 ROYLAND 56-3380            107  67  0  215  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 ALI GATOR 33-5584           34  40  1  213  DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (884)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 TREMOR CHRIST 17-4047       45  34  2  212  IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877)      ALJAFIR
 FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862        125 149  1  211  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
-LORD LIGHTSPEED 33-2928     51  46  3  211  LUROCIANS II (775)         NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-WYATT EARP 12-2168          40  22  1  210  THE LAWMEN (292)           RIZTAB
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086          37  32  0  206  FEAR FACTORY IV (713)      SENTERN
 GOSSAMER 35-3656            39  29  1  205  PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948)    MURSKA
 SAVAGE SAGE 17-4022         39  36  0  205  IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877)      ALJAFIR
 OSIRIS 19-4111              43  30  2  204  ANARCHY (1030)             ZUWAYZA
-CAPTAIN CAVEMAN 56-3753     36   6  0  204  LAFFALYMPICS (1053)        ROCANIS
 NIGHTFALL 74-2421          131 107  4  203  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 T-BONE 13-3139              32  20  0  202  LEGION OF DUMB (1056)      DULLENS
 DARLINA 74-2995             56  53  3  201  SAND DANCERS (1158)        DAYLA KIV
 JULIUS 64-3641              99 116  2  199  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
-KING LOVE 40-3748           48  39  2  198  GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238)   ZENSU
 VICTIM OF SOCIETY 55-3179   41  40  2  197  PHILANTHROPISTS (831)      KHALANI
 CYLADIA 51-1122            125 129  1  196  SKAITHVARN (1101)          TRICORUS
-ELVIS 7-612                 45  41  0  196  THE ROCKERS (1029)         BONSUR
-DARTMAN 33-7161             44  18  3  196  COLGATE DAYS (1062)        NIATOLI ISLAND
-RETRIBUTION 74-2982         32  23  1  195  BROTHERHOOD (1073)         DAYLA KIV
-SKULL STROKER 21-5590       26  11  0  195  BLACKEST PRIDE (842)       SUNSET
 LOPING WOLF 56-1796         85 135  0  194  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 JELIAH BIGABO 35-3676       39  18  2  193  PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1011)   MURSKA
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524       32  28  1  193  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 AKELDAMA 56-2417            19   4  0  193  ACT OF MALICE (1079)       ROCANIS
 TRYURLUCK 61-1029           94  72  1  191  BLOOD KNIGHTS (284)        JURINE
 RIDDLER 61-1856             67  49  1  191  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
-PARANOIA 9-4557             66  16  2  191  DSM4 (461)                 ZUKAL
 FUT COUGH 17-4815           50  26  0  190  IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877)      ALJAFIR
 KELOS 55-30                 84 122  4  189  ROCANIS RIDERS (285)       KHALANI
 MORTIFICATION 61-2333       43  37  4  186  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
-DOC HOLIDAY 12-2956         28  27  1  186  THE LAWMEN (292)           RIZTAB
 SMUG BUG 55-2900            58 111  0  185  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
 TOM RIDDLE 74-3501          47  47  3  184  SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164)     DAYLA KIV
 MIDNIGHT FAITH 75-2651      30  22  1  184  PARANOID ASYLUM (1183)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 VINCENT CRABBE 74-3498      49  46  2  181  SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164)     DAYLA KIV
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     45  43  2  181  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 WHATCHA WANT 17-3627        34  39  5  181  THE ARMAGEDDON (1074)      ALJAFIR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130    34  46  3  180  GWAR (691)                 SENTERN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543     87 130  2  176  DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
 REDFOX 13-4197              68 108  0  171  CARDOW HUNTERS (761)       DULLENS
-SAMARIUM 75-3071            25  15  1  169  I AM SAM (1075)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 COERCE 78-1577              28  18  1  166  FEAR FACTORY (1236)        LIN TIRIAN
 DAMORETH STENN 65-6105      58  71  1  162  SAND DANCERS (1130)        DAL SHANG
 NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273      33  26  2  162  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196      73 107  0  160  THE DRAGON FIST (1210)     LIN TIRIAN
 WE LIKE THE MOON 25-5013    35  24  4  152  SPONGMONKEYS (1076)        LYRATILAN
 SON OF SAM 17-3911          23  17  1  151  MALICIOUS INTENT (1077)    ALJAFIR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         42  45  2  150  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 NEDIAM NORI 31-4069         26  16  1  147  CISUM S. EKARD (1049)      CHIMLEVTAL
 KIMO 70-6089                34  34  4  144  FEAR FACTORY IV (713)      SENTERN
-THE SICKNESS 21-5327        29   9  1  142  BLACKEST PRIDE (842)       SUNSET
-REQUIEM 11-4472             24  18  0  132  BALLAD OF THE BLADE (1229) ARUAK CITY
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373     28  24  4  130  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 MUDVAYNE 61-3039            22  15  0  125  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 GREGORY GOYLE 74-3497       44  50  1  120  SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164)     DAYLA KIV
-AFFLICTED 61-2494           29  19  0  120  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
-MAINE COON CAT 21-5358      24  16  0  119  MEOW MIX (978)             SUNSET
 SIN-EATER 82-24827          12  18  2  113  THE WRETCHED (1232)        DWES EG
 THE QUICKLING 70-1669       66 154  2  111  SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)      SENTERN
-PERSIFLAGE 16-4219          31  10  1  104  SHROUD IN MYSTERY (1245)   WILLAF
 PITSPAWN FOULDOG 61-3121    18   8  1  102  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252         36  66  0   91  MIDDLE WAY (1058)          ALJAFIR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARILYN MANSON 61-1993      32  24  2   90  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021         16   5  1   90  HOUNDS OF HELL (1240)      RIZTAB
-QUIVRA NGEDO 17-5705        23  20  0   89  BALANCE OF TERROR (1243)   ALJAFIR
 BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570      20   3  0   89  DO IT AGAIN (1239)         ARUAK CITY
 DRIZZT 40-4146              17  11  0   83  PHILANTHROPISTS (1234)     ZENSU
 PATIENCE 35-2005            28  20  1   77  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
-BENEDICTION 61-2362         19  14  3   77  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 DISORDER 65-6419            30  17  2   72  PARANOIA (1148)            DAL SHANG
-DAMNATION 32-4214           19  10  0   67  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 JAVELINO 56-3728            30  36  0   64  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 GRETH 32-4321               13   4  1   59  RILL'S GCSC2 (1242)        ARVAT
-ACCO 29-4691                16   5  3   56  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR
-FURY 32-4286                15   6  1   52  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
-ASTRO ASSASSIN 12-6047      15   4  1   50  HOUNDS OF HELL (1240)      RIZTAB

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Wow back one turn and already the top Aimer here.  I sent my TV challenge towards the
top this time.  Might as well see how good the best is. -- Wrath of One

Superior Forces...the warrior -- Even though you're not run by Manager it's still
always nice to beat that name. -- The Greek Guy

3 Fisted Rat Boy -- It is untrue that Rirorni eat rats, at least, we don't unless
there's nothing else at all to be had.  But we don't LIKE rats, you know. -- Tairikia

Gossamer -- Dammit, man, that was NOT a gossamer type assault.  Ouch! -- Darlina

Afflicted -- Yeah, me, too.  I'm afflicted with a really rotten record, which you
have just made better and I thank you for that.  What's your problem? -- Redfox

Gregory Goyle -- Damn, did I ASK for that win?  If I creep back up to a winning
record before the end of the year, I'll NEVER get to retire. -- Damoreth Stenn
P.S.  Although I will admit that a win feels good.

Nine Inch Nail -- Not long enough, boy.  It's a foot-thick beam. -- Mouse Noyle

Mila -- Uncle Wolf always does mine. -- Redfox
P.S.  And if you'd ever WATCHED, you would NEVER take one if it could possibly be
avoided.  I dunno if the ones the Infirmary uses are the same or even similar, but
when they give me one, I take it out and sell it on the pink market.

Paranoia -- Thank you for the challenge.  I'm sorry you didn't win.  Now I'll have to
write a column.  I don't have that much to say!  And with your awesome record, I'm
really surprised I beat you.  I guess experience does count for something. -- Cyladia

Retribution -- Wow, usually if I get knocked down I lose.  You shouldn't have let me
get back up. -- Nightcap

Darlina -- I'm not that much older than you.  It's not like all those fights on my
record are YEARS.  You can go out with me, really. -- Nightcap

Tom Riddle -- You Slytherers are fairly tough.  I'm going to see if I can get some
avoids posted from now on. -- Mila

Retrovirus -- Good try!  But experience...you know. -- Jammies

Draco Malfoy -- Yep, I gotta agree with Mila.  You guys need avoiding. -- Nightfall

Pungent Stench -- I just couldn't hold my breath long enough. -- Loping Wolf
P.S.  Joking aside, you do what you do really well.

Funny Bunny -- You've got some talent, but your manager should change your strategy.
-- Royland

Kimo -- Experience, that's all.  How's the hand?  All fingers working okay? -- Kelos

Greth -- You're a Bloodgamer, right?  No, you can't be with only one kill on your
record.  Did you fight your way back to life in a Dead Tourney? -- Javelino

10 July 2006
The Dark Knights sat at the Dark Table with grim faces.  All present knew that there
could be no quarter.  The Forces of Desolation would be unleashed.  There would be no
turning back, no mercy and no hesitation to do what was necessary.  Teeth gritted and
knuckles whitened with fury as the IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION was signed by each Dark
Knight.
     AS OF JULY 1, 2006 -- WAR IS DECLARED ON THE ALLIANCE KNOWN AS THE VENDETTA
CARTEL.
     The Desolate Empire -- Dark Knights:  Ancient Creep, Blackstorm, Dok Sik, Goat,
Heathen, Hatebred, Kon, Osiris, Toker, Wasby the Great

14 July 2006
In response to the Desolate Empire's declaration of war, the Vendetta Cartel offers
the following response:

The members of the Vendetta Cartel can be found in 1, 8, 9, 10,  11, 14, 22, 25, 28,
31, 39, 45, 47, 50, 52, 54, 59, 60, 100, and 106.  Stop yapping in the all-arena ads,

pick an arena, issue a challenge, actually win something, and then maybe (and we
stress maybe) you may speak.  You may come to our home arenas (8, 31, and 47) and
confront us, but we suggest you learn to win in your own "home" arena (52) first.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PUNGENT STENCH bested T-BONE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS vanquished CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
CANNIBAL CORPSE defeated GREGORY GOYLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge duel.
CYLADIA was overpowered by GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided Title fight.
JAMMIES vanquished WHATCHA WANT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
NIGHTCAP bested HATHU in a popular 3 minute competition.
SAVAGE SAGE was overcome by DRACO MALFOY in a action packed 1 minute melee.
FUT COUGH was vanquished by MILA in a action packed 5 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
JULIUS was narrowly defeated by NIGHTFALL in a exciting 1 minute fight.
TAIRIKIA handily defeated AKELDAMA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
ALI GATOR subdued SMUG BUG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
JELIAH BIGABO bested DAMORETH STENN in a exciting 1 minute battle.
SUPERIOR FORCES was bested by KELOS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
MIDNIGHT FAITH was handily defeated by FUNNY BUNNY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
VICTIM OF SOCIETY overpowered REDFOX in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
LOPING WOLF was viciously subdued by OSIRIS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory brawl.
ROYLAND overpowered 3 FISTED RAT BOY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
TRYURLUCK was narrowly defeated by TREMOR CHRIST in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
RIDDLER was viciously subdued by KYRLANIA in a popular 5 minute gory contest.
GOSSAMER slimly won victory over PROPANE TORCH in a popular 2 minute match.
MORTIFICATION was viciously subdued by DARLINA in a action packed 2 minute duel.
TOM RIDDLE was overpowered by RETROVIRUS in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
SON OF SAM lost to NINE INCH NAIL in a popular 2 minute match.
VINCENT CRABBE won victory over KNUCKLE JAW in a popular 2 minute fight.
WE LIKE THE MOON was subdued by COERCE in a exciting 3 minute gruesome melee.
KIMO handily defeated THE QUICKLING in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
MOUSE NOYLE was handily defeated by SIN-EATER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
MUDVAYNE was overpowered by NEDIAM NORI in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
DISORDER was savagely defeated by SCOOBY DOOM in a popular 1 minute gory match.
PITSPAWN FOULDOG overpowered BITTER ALMOND in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
MARILYN MANSON bested JAVELINO in a popular 1 minute duel.
DRIZZT devastated GRETH in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
PATIENCE was bested by BIONIC BUFFALO in a action packed 1 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -  15 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  12 -  0      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         SLASHING ATTACK   51 -  45 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         STRIKING ATTACK   60 -  53 -  0      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         LUNGING ATTACK    88 -  81 -  1      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         TOTAL PARRY       39 -  36 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         AIMED BLOW        33 -  32 -  2      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL     28 -  42 -  0      40  |

Turn 434 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  6         3  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  5         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  5         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         5 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  8                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      GOLEM 35-1485              66  47  1  244 THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746)
PARRY-LUNGE      NIGHTCAP 74-2745           98 103  0  248 DARKLINGS (1160)
SLASHING ATTACK  JAMMIES 74-2829            88  86  1  246 DARKLINGS (1160)
AIMED BLOW       TAIRIKIA 51-4247          106  91  2  233 SAND DANCERS (1102)
LUNGING ATTACK   DRACO MALFOY 74-3500       61  24  1  226 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164)
STRIKING ATTACK  MILA 55-29                 94 117  0  223 ROCANIS RIDERS (285)
WALL OF STEEL    ALI GATOR 33-5584          34  40  1  213 DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (884)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PROPANE TORCH 61-2524      32  28  1  193 FEAR FACTORY (632)
PARRY-STRIKE     MORTIFICATION 61-2333      43  37  4  186 FEAR FACTORY (632)
BASHING ATTACK   FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125    45  43  2  181 GWAR (1235)

The overall popularity leader is CYLADIA 51-1122.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MILA 55-29.  The ten other most popular fighters were KYRLANIA 70-2327, DARLINA 
74-2995, T-BONE 13-3139, WE LIKE THE MOON 25-5013, NIGHTCAP 74-2745, FUT COUGH 
17-4815, PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458, OSIRIS 19-4111, SON OF SAM 17-3911, and GOLEM 
35-1485.

The least popular fighter this week was GRETH 32-4321.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252, REDFOX 13-4197, MIDNIGHT FAITH 75-2651, DISORDER 
65-6419, MUDVAYNE 61-3039, AKELDAMA 56-2417, CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196, PATIENCE 
35-2005, MARILYN MANSON 61-1993, and THE QUICKLING 70-1669.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           3  1 0  SENTERN(70)          3  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  2 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        6  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  5 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          4  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  3 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  1 0  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  JURINE(61)           5  5 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  KURUKAR(64)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570      20   3  0   89  DO IT AGAIN (1239)         ARUAK CITY
 SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021         16   5  1   90  HOUNDS OF HELL (1240)      RIZTAB
 T-BONE 13-3139              32  20  0  202  LEGION OF DUMB (1056)      DULLENS
 TREMOR CHRIST 17-4047       45  34  2  212  IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877)      ALJAFIR
 OSIRIS 19-4111              43  30  2  204  ANARCHY (1030)             ZUWAYZA
 WE LIKE THE MOON 25-5013    35  24  4  152  SPONGMONKEYS (1076)        LYRATILAN
 NEDIAM NORI 31-4069         26  16  1  147  CISUM S. EKARD (1049)      CHIMLEVTAL
 GRETH 32-4321               13   4  1   59  RILL'S GCSC2 (1242)        ARVAT
 ALI GATOR 33-5584           34  40  1  213  DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (884)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 GOLEM 35-1485               66  47  1  244  THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746)  MURSKA
 DRIZZT 40-4146              17  11  0   83  PHILANTHROPISTS (1234)     ZENSU
 TAIRIKIA 51-4247           106  91  2  233  SAND DANCERS (1102)        TRICORUS
 MILA 55-29                  94 117  0  223  ROCANIS RIDERS (285)       KHALANI
 ROYLAND 56-3380            107  67  0  215  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458      39  25  1  218  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 JULIUS 64-3641              99 116  2  199  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 DAMORETH STENN 65-6105      58  71  1  162  SAND DANCERS (1130)        DAL SHANG
 KYRLANIA 70-2327            94 114  1  223  SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)      SENTERN
 NIGHTCAP 74-2745            98 103  0  248  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MIDNIGHT FAITH 75-2651      30  22  1  184  PARANOID ASYLUM (1183)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     45  43  2  181  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 COERCE 78-1577              28  18  1  166  FEAR FACTORY (1236)        LIN TIRIAN
 SIN-EATER 82-24827          12  18  2  113  THE WRETCHED (1232)        DWES EG