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Date   : 08/17/2006    Duedate: 08/30/2006

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DM-103    TURN-435

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 DO IT AGAIN 11/1239  1272  690 11 64.8    7 LUROCIANS II 33/775   191  201  5 48.7
    HOUNDS OF HELL 12/1240                      LUROCIANS XII 82/1039                 
    SPONGMONKEYS 25/1076                        LUROCIANS III 58/1244                 
    DIRT DEVILS 35/1246                       8 BLOOD KNIGHTS 61/284  297  326  9 47.7
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      THE DRAGON FIST 78/1210               
  2-DSM4 9/461            692  448  9 60.7      SCARLET KNIGHTS 70/403                
    GARDEN OF HORRORS 40/1238                 9 GWAR 70/691           212  236  4 47.3
    BROTHERHOOD 74/1073                         FEAR FACTORY 61/632                   
    I AM SAM 75/1075                            GWAR 77/1235                          
  3 THE ROCKERS 7/1029    558  466  6 54.5      FEAR FACTORY IV 70/713                
    SLYTHERIN HOUSE 74/1164                     FEAR FACTORY 78/1236                  
    RILL'S GCSC2 32/1242                     10 RHYME TYME 55/397     273  313  1 46.6
  4 ANARCHY 19/1030       121  105  5 53.5   11 REDHORSE 56/823       412  476  3 46.4
    THE WRETCHED 82/1232                        SKAITHVARN 51/1101                    
    ACT OF MALICE 56/1079                       DARKLINGS 74/1160                     
    PARANOID ASYLUM 75/1183                     ROCANIS RIDERS 55/285                 
    PARANOIA 65/1148                         12 CISUM S. EKA 31/1049  145  170  2 46.0
    IMMORTAL ASYLUM 17/877                      DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO 33/884            
    MALICIOUS INTENT 17/1077                 13 UNDER DURESS 64/743   740 1051 10 41.3
    THE ARMAGEDDON 17/1074                      DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY 33/764           
  5 LEGION OF DU 13/1056   14   14  0 50.0   14 MIDDLE WAY 17/1058    508 1097  8 31.7
  6 PHILANTHROPIS 35/510  249  250  5 49.9      SAND DANCERS 65/1130                  
    THE PHILANTHROPISTS 35/746                  SAND DANCERS 74/1158                  
    PHILANTHROPISTS 3 35/1011                   CARDOW HUNTERS 13/761                 
    PHILANTHROPISTS 55/831                      SAND DANCERS 51/1102                  
    PHILANTHROPISTS 2 35/948                 15-SHROUD IN MY 16/1245   20   44  0 31.3
    PHILANTHROPISTS 40/1234                     BALANCE OF TERROR 17/1243             

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Gosh, this place is, like, totally a mess!  Beer cans and pizza boxes 
everywhere.  I mean, I knew guys didn't pick stuff up, but I thought they could, you 
know, THROW stuff into the trash cans.  Of course, some can't, like, HIT the trash 
can however much they throw stuff.
     Well, whatever.
     I'm back, and I'm here to tell you the beaches are a MESS.  Worse even than the 
office.  There've been hurricanes and things, and just, you know, heck.  I mean, dead 
fish!  Euwh!

     But the scribes in the office have a nice pile of notes for me, just right for 
sitting my glass on.  Glasses sweat, you know.  I mean, it isn't nice to mention, 
maybe, but they DO.
     So, here's some stuff from the notes.  Oh, heck, sometimes they try to be cute, 
and they just don't DO cute right.  But I *think* they're saying that the Lord 
Marshall got the most challenges, which was four.  Four is a good number.  Very 
square.  I like it.
     And Fear Factory got the most avoids, with more avoids coming from Cisum S. 
Ekard than from any other team.  In case you wanted to know.
     There were thirty-five fights, which is great, much better than SOME arenas on 
the Isle I could mention.  Eleven challenges got through (this doesn't count the ones 
that didn't), with two tv and the rest radio.  Two standbys fought, which is better 
than, you know, twelve or so.  And some people actually DIED, even if only for a 
little while.

     So here are some quick notes about the fights, and sometimes maybe some notes 
that aren't so quick, besides.
     PATIENCE (35-2005) (28-20-1,77) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought BIONIC BUFFALO (11-
6570) (20-3-0,89) of DO IT AGAIN.  PATIENCE was demolished by BIONIC BUFFALO in a 1 
minute one-sided conflict.  I guess one minute isn't long enough to exercise 
patience?  Sometimes it needs a lot of exercise, or else you never see it again 
because it just, you know, wastes away.
     MARILYN MANSON (61-1993) (32-24-2,90) of FEAR FACTORY fought DRIZZT (40-4146) 
(17-11-0,83) of PHILANTHROPISTS.  MARILYN MANSON luckily beat DRIZZT in a 2 minute 
match.  This was luck?  Gosh, I didn't know.
     DISORDER (65-6419) (30-17-2,72) of PARANOIA fought NOREASTER (35-3896) (16-1-
1,50) of DIRT DEVILS.  DISORDER savagely defeated NOREASTER in an exciting 2 minute 
gruesome struggle.  I WOULD have been excited, well, maybe I would have, except there 
was all this dust in the air and I couldn't see.
     KIMO (70-6089) (34-34-4,144) of FEAR FACTORY IV fought MAREI (103-37) (38-32-
2,150) of The College of Mimes.  KIMO was devastated by MAREI in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute brutal one-sided duel.  Well, I guess Kimo gets the "Was My Face Red" award.
     GREGORY GOYLE (74-3497) (44-50-1,120) of SLYTHERIN HOUSE fought KNUCKLE JAW (77-
2129) (42-45-2,150) of GWAR.  GREGORY GOYLE was beaten by KNUCKLE JAW in an action 
packed 2 minute brutal bout.  Some girls don't like to be pinched, you know?  So just 
cut it out, Greg.

     DAMORETH STENN (65-6105) (58-71-1,162) of SAND DANCERS fought THE QUICKLING (70-
1669) (66-154-2,111) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  DAMORETH STENN was overpowered by THE 
QUICKLING in a 1 minute one-sided fight.  Gosh, here goes another "Was My Face Red" 
award.
     FLIGHT (75-2606) (33-20-3,157) of PARANOID ASYLUM fought MUDVAYNE (61-3039) (22-
15-0,125) of FEAR FACTORY.  FLIGHT assassinated MUDVAYNE in a 1 minute one-sided 
match.  Dead!  The note SAYS it was an assassination, but surely just an accident?  I 
mean, nobody PAID to have Mudvayne killed, did they?
     WE LIKE THE MOON (25-5013) (35-24-4,152) of SPONGMONKEYS fought SUPERIOR FORCES 
(33-4543) (87-130-2,176) of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY.  WE LIKE THE MOON was overpowered 
by SUPERIOR FORCES in a 1 minute uneven fight.  Of course.
     NIGHTFALL (74-2421) (131-107-4,203) of DARKLINGS fought HATHU (103-32) (5-1-
0,250) of The College of Mimes.  NIGHTFALL handily defeated HATHU in a 2 minute one-
sided duel.  Consider that I'm, you know, miming a comment here.
     RETROVIRUS (70-6086) (37-32-0,206) of FEAR FACTORY IV fought CRITICAL IMPACT 
(17-4626) (28-13-0,152) of MALICIOUS INTENT.  RETROVIRUS viciously subdued CRITICAL 
IMPACT in an action packed 3 minute brutal bout.  Fear and malice.  It's, like, a 
match.

     GOSSAMER (35-3656) (39-29-1,205) of PHILANTHROPISTS 2 fought REDFOX (13-4197) 
(68-108-0,171) of CARDOW HUNTERS.  GOSSAMER was savagely defeated by REDFOX in an 
exciting 3 minute gruesome melee.  Redfox won?  Are you sure this is right?  Not some 
kind of mistake?
     TRYURLUCK (61-1029) (94-72-1,191) of BLOOD KNIGHTS fought COERCE (78-1577) (28-
18-1,166) of FEAR FACTORY.  TRYURLUCK overpowered COERCE in a popular 1 minute gory 
uneven fight.  I like this, you know?  That Coerce (nothing personal!) got coerced.  
That's Just Poetry.  Um, somehow.  I never did figure out that part.
     AKELDAMA (56-2417) (19-4-0,193) of ACT OF MALICE fought 3 FISTED RAT BOY (70-
6130) (34-46-3,180) of GWAR.  AKELDAMA defeated 3 FISTED RAT BOY in an action packed 
2 minute fight.  Well, darn.  I kind of like the Rat Boy.  I mean, sure, he's got a 
big nose sort of face, but he can't help that.  Someone has to have those faces.
     VICTIM OF SOCIETY (55-3179) (41-40-2,197) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought NINE INCH 
NAIL (61-2273) (33-26-2,162) of FEAR FACTORY.  VICTIM OF SOCIETY vanquished NINE INCH 
NAIL in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.  So do we rename Victim "Nine-Inch 
Hammer"?
     CYLADIA (51-1122) (125-129-1,196) of SKAITHVARN fought JELIAH BIGABO (35-3676) 
(39-18-2,193) of PHILANTHROPISTS 3.  CYLADIA vanquished JELIAH BIGABO in an action 
packed 1 minute one-sided match.  It's those cold hands.  No one can stand 'em, but 
it sure is handing keeping for keeping a drink cold.

     KELOS (55-30) (84-122-4,189) of ROCANIS RIDERS fought FUT COUGH (17-4815) (50-
26-0,190) of IMMORTAL ASYLUM.  KELOS was devastated by FUT COUGH in a popular 1 
minute one-sided contest.  Kelos needs foot lozounges.  Otherwise, he'll limp a lot.
     MILA (55-29) (94-117-0,223) of ROCANIS RIDERS fought PROPANE TORCH (61-2524) 
(32-28-1,193) of FEAR FACTORY.  MILA beat PROPANE TORCH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
fight.  I didn't know you could just BLOW OUT a torch like that.  That was amazing.
     FUNNY BUNNY (55-1862) (125-149-1,211) of RHYME TYME fought WHATCHA WANT (17-
3627) (34-39-5,181) of THE ARMAGEDDON.  FUNNY BUNNY killed WHATCHA WANT in an 
exciting 1 minute bout.  I don't think that was funny!
     ROYLAND (56-3380) (107-67-0,215) of REDHORSE fought RIDDLER (61-1856) (67-49-
1,191) of FEAR FACTORY.  ROYLAND was unbelievably bested by RIDDLER in an exciting 2 
minute fight.  Hey, I believe it!  Easily.
     TREMOR CHRIST (17-4047) (45-34-2,212) of IMMORTAL ASYLUM fought TOM RIDDLE (74-
3501) (47-47-3,184) of SLYTHERIN HOUSE.  TREMOR CHRIST slimly won victory over TOM 
RIDDLE in a 2 minute brawl.  Tremor is slimmer than Tom?  Can I see them both 
standing sideways?

     DRACO MALFOY (74-3500) (61-24-1,226) of SLYTHERIN HOUSE fought LOPING WOLF (56-
1796) (85-135-0,194) of REDHORSE.  DRACO MALFOY vanquished LOPING WOLF in a 1 minute 
one-sided fray.  Does this mean that Draco is, like, a wolfhound?  I thought he was a 
kind of lizard, myself.  But maybe it was just the shoes.
     ALI GATOR (33-5584) (34-40-1,213) of DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO fought DARLINA (74-
2995) (56-53-3,201) of SAND DANCERS.  ALI GATOR narrowly defeated DARLINA in a 
popular 3 minute bloody duel.  Ha.
     NIGHTCAP (74-2745) (98-103-0,248) of DARKLINGS fought JULIUS (64-3641) (99-116-
2,199) of UNDER DURESS.  NIGHTCAP was bested by JULIUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
bloody bout.  So Nightcap is now duressed.  It happens.
     JAMMIES (74-2829) (88-86-1,246) of DARKLINGS fought T-BONE (13-3139) (32-20-
0,202) of LEGION OF DUMB.  JAMMIES was handily defeated by T-BONE in an exciting 1 
minute one-sided contest.  I didn't know teddy bears liked steak.  I thought it was 
all, well, honey and stuff.

     Oh, the challenge matches!  That means we're getting somewhere.  Uh, don't ask 
me where, okay?  I'm not sure.
     GRETH (32-4321) (13-4-1,59) of RILL'S GCSC2 challenged JAVELINO (56-3728) (30-
36-0,64) of REDHORSE.  Up 5.  GRETH overpowered JAVELINO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
one-sided Challenge match.  This is like Greth says in the personals, how he's so 
good at this stuff.
     SCOOBY DOOM (12-6021) (16-5-1,90) of HOUNDS OF HELL challenged MOUSE NOYLE (17-
6252) (36-66-0,91) of MIDDLE WAY.  Up 1.  SCOOBY DOOM was beaten by MOUSE NOYLE in a 
popular 1 minute Challenge melee.  I was never bitten by a mouse, but I heard that 
sometimes it happens.  In case you wanted to know.  I mean, they can be rabid.
     CANNIBAL CORPSE (61-2373) (28-24-4,130) of FEAR FACTORY challenged CORT 
NIGHTJEWEL (78-196) (73-107-0,160) of THE DRAGON FIST.  Up 30.  CANNIBAL CORPSE 
vanquished CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.  What does a 
cannibal corpse eat?  Other corpses?
     PITSPAWN FOULDOG (61-3121) (18-8-1,102) of FEAR FACTORY challenged SIN-EATER 
(82-24827) (12-18-2,113) of THE WRETCHED.  Up 11.  PITSPAWN FOULDOG was slaughtered 
by SIN-EATER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.  Another death!  Gosh.

     NEDIAM NORI (31-4069) (26-16-1,147) of CISUM S. EKARD challenged SON OF SAM (17-
3911) (23-17-1,151) of MALICIOUS INTENT.  Up 4.  NEDIAM NORI was handily defeated by 
SON OF SAM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.  How many hands?
     VINCENT CRABBE (74-3498) (49-46-2,181) of SLYTHERIN HOUSE challenged FLATTUS 
MAXIMUS (77-2125) (45-43-2,181) of GWAR.  Straight across.  VINCENT CRABBE beat 
FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.  Probably the mints.  Very useful 
things, mints.  They can go in, you know, jewel-eps.
     MORTIFICATION (61-2333) (43-37-4,186) of FEAR FACTORY challenged SMUG BUG (55-
2900) (58-111-0,185) of RHYME TYME.  Down 1.  MORTIFICATION bested SMUG BUG in a 
popular 3 minute bloody Challenge duel.  Good!  I hate it when bugs is smugs.
     LORD LIGHTSPEED (33-2928) (51-46-3,211) of LUROCIANS II challenged TAIRIKIA (51-
4247) (106-91-2,233) of SAND DANCERS.  Up 22.  LORD LIGHTSPEED was overpowered by 
TAIRIKIA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.  I thought light was, like, the 
fastest thing except gossip?

     The TV challenges, for which some congratulations go around.
     ELVIS (7-612) (45-41-0,196) of THE ROCKERS TV challenged OSIRIS (19-4111) (43-
30-2,204) of ANARCHY.  Up 8.  ELVIS was savagely defeated by OSIRIS in an exciting 3 
minute gory Challenge melee.  Oops.
     WRATH OF ONE (82-11628) (28-20-2,228) of LUROCIANS XII TV challenged KYRLANIA 
(70-2327) (94-114-1,223) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  Down 5.  WRATH OF ONE was devastated by 
KYRLANIA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Bad luck for both challengers, I 
guess.  But maybe there were skills?

     And for being Lord Marshall:
     PUNGENT STENCH (61-2458) (39-25-1,218) of FEAR FACTORY challenged GOLEM (35-
1485) (66-47-1,244) of THE PHILANTHROPISTS.  Up 26, and congratulations to Pungent 
for trying.  PUNGENT STENCH was viciously subdued by GOLEM in a 7 minute Challenge 
Title brawl.  But this is not, like, Pungent's day.  Better luck next time, and stuff 
like that.

                                       Debby T

LORD-MARSHALL                 W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOLEM 35-1485               67  47  1  259  THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746)  MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862        126 149  2  251  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
 TAIRIKIA 51-4247           107  91  2  247  SAND DANCERS (1102)        TRICORUS
 KYRLANIA 70-2327            95 114  1  238  SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)      SENTERN
 DRACO MALFOY 74-3500        62  24  1  235  SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164)     DAYLA KIV
 MILA 55-29                  95 117  0  229  ROCANIS RIDERS (285)       KHALANI
 ALI GATOR 33-5584           35  40  1  223  DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (884)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 RIDDLER 61-1856             68  49  1  222  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 CYLADIA 51-1122            126 129  1  217  SKAITHVARN (1101)          TRICORUS
 NIGHTFALL 74-2421          132 107  4  216  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 TREMOR CHRIST 17-4047       46  34  2  214  IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877)      ALJAFIR
 T-BONE 13-3139              33  20  0  214  LEGION OF DUMB (1056)      DULLENS
 OSIRIS 19-4111              44  30  2  213  ANARCHY (1030)             ZUWAYZA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086          38  32  0  210  FEAR FACTORY IV (713)      SENTERN
 JULIUS 64-3641             100 116  2  206  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
-SAVAGE SAGE 17-4022         39  36  0  205  IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877)      ALJAFIR
 VICTIM OF SOCIETY 55-3179   42  40  2  203  PHILANTHROPISTS (831)      KHALANI
 PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458      39  26  1  203  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 TRYURLUCK 61-1029           95  72  1  201  BLOOD KNIGHTS (284)        JURINE
 FUT COUGH 17-4815           51  26  0  201  IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877)      ALJAFIR
 REDFOX 13-4197              69 108  0  199  CARDOW HUNTERS (761)       DULLENS
 ROYLAND 56-3380            107  68  0  198  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 DARLINA 74-2995             56  54  3  198  SAND DANCERS (1158)        DAYLA KIV
-KING LOVE 40-3748           48  39  2  198  GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238)   ZENSU
 ELVIS 7-612                 45  42  0  197  THE ROCKERS (1029)         BONSUR
 LOPING WOLF 56-1796         85 136  0  196  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 AKELDAMA 56-2417            20   4  0  196  ACT OF MALICE (1079)       ROCANIS
-RETRIBUTION 74-2982         32  23  1  195  BROTHERHOOD (1073)         DAYLA KIV
 NIGHTCAP 74-2745            98 104  0  194  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 LORD LIGHTSPEED 33-2928     51  47  3  194  LUROCIANS II (775)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 MORTIFICATION 61-2333       44  37  4  194  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 JAMMIES 74-2829             88  87  1  193  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
-PARANOIA 9-4557             66  16  2  191  DSM4 (461)                 ZUKAL
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524       32  29  1  190  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WRATH OF ONE 82-11628       28  21  2  190  LUROCIANS XII (1039)       DWES EG
 VINCENT CRABBE 74-3498      50  46  2  188  SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164)     DAYLA KIV
 FLIGHT 75-2606              34  20  4  188  PARANOID ASYLUM (1183)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543     88 130  2  187  DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
 TOM RIDDLE 74-3501          47  48  3  187  SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164)     DAYLA KIV
 KELOS 55-30                 84 123  4  185  ROCANIS RIDERS (285)       KHALANI
 SMUG BUG 55-2900            58 112  0  185  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
 JELIAH BIGABO 35-3676       39  19  2  184  PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1011)   MURSKA
-MIDNIGHT FAITH 75-2651      30  22  1  184  PARANOID ASYLUM (1183)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 GOSSAMER 35-3656            39  30  1  181  PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948)    MURSKA
 WHATCHA WANT 17-3627        34  40  5  181  THE ARMAGEDDON (1074)      ALJAFIR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130    34  47  3  180  GWAR (691)                 SENTERN
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     45  44  2  177  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
-SAMARIUM 75-3071            25  15  1  169  I AM SAM (1075)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 COERCE 78-1577              28  19  1  168  FEAR FACTORY (1236)        LIN TIRIAN
 SON OF SAM 17-3911          24  17  1  165  MALICIOUS INTENT (1077)    ALJAFIR
 NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273      33  27  2  162  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 CRITICAL IMPACT 17-4626     28  14  0  161  MALICIOUS INTENT (1077)    ALJAFIR
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373     29  24  4  156  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         43  45  2  152  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 SIN-EATER 82-24827          13  18  3  151  THE WRETCHED (1232)        DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE QUICKLING 70-1669       67 154  2  148  SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)      SENTERN
 WE LIKE THE MOON 25-5013    35  25  4  148  SPONGMONKEYS (1076)        LYRATILAN
 NEDIAM NORI 31-4069         26  17  1  140  CISUM S. EKARD (1049)      CHIMLEVTAL
 KIMO 70-6089                34  35  4  138  FEAR FACTORY IV (713)      SENTERN
 CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196      73 108  0  136  THE DRAGON FIST (1210)     LIN TIRIAN
 MUDVAYNE 61-3039            22  16  0  127  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 DAMORETH STENN 65-6105      58  72  1  126  SAND DANCERS (1130)        DAL SHANG
 GREGORY GOYLE 74-3497       44  51  1  123  SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164)     DAYLA KIV
-AFFLICTED 61-2494           29  19  0  120  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
-PERSIFLAGE 16-4219          31  10  1  104  SHROUD IN MYSTERY (1245)   WILLAF
 MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252         37  66  0  103  MIDDLE WAY (1058)          ALJAFIR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570      21   3  0  100  DO IT AGAIN (1239)         ARUAK CITY
 MARILYN MANSON 61-1993      33  24  2   96  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 PITSPAWN FOULDOG 61-3121    18   9  1   95  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-QUIVRA NGEDO 17-5705        23  20  0   89  BALANCE OF TERROR (1243)   ALJAFIR
 SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021         16   6  1   86  HOUNDS OF HELL (1240)      RIZTAB
 DRIZZT 40-4146              17  12  0   83  PHILANTHROPISTS (1234)     ZENSU
 DISORDER 65-6419            31  17  2   82  PARANOIA (1148)            DAL SHANG
-BENEDICTION 61-2362         19  14  3   77  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 PATIENCE 35-2005            28  21  1   75  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 GRETH 32-4321               14   4  1   73  RILL'S GCSC2 (1242)        ARVAT
-DAMNATION 32-4214           19  10  0   67  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
-ACCO 29-4691                16   5  3   56  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR
 NOREASTER 35-3896           16   2  1   56  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 JAVELINO 56-3728            30  37  0   54  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
WHATCHA WANT 17-3627       34  40  5 THE ARMAGEDDON 1074    FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862    435
PITSPAWN FOULDOG 61-3121   18   9  1 FEAR FACTORY 632       SIN-EATER 82-24827     435
MUDVAYNE 61-3039           22  16  0 FEAR FACTORY 632       FLIGHT 75-2606         435

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

TGG -- Welcome back! -- Rillion

Damorth Stenn -- I've forgotten what it feels like to win, so I wouldn't know. --
Gregory Goyle

Nightfall -- Only me, the rest of these blokes are a bunch of losers. -- Draco Malfoy

Javelino -- Greth come from Arvat.  Before that Greth take part in something called
demo tourney.  Greth so good that they send Greth to Isle early because they sick of
seeing Greth beat up on those losers in Arvat.  Well except for Fury, he and Greth
have good fights. -- Greth

Golem -- I am coming for you.  You are in my spot. -- Draco Malfoy

Cannibal Corpse -- That is what I get for not getting my avoids declared last turn.
-- Gregory Goyle

Savage Sage -- You never stood a chance. -- Draco Malfoy

Smug Bug -- You might have won that fight if you hadn't stepped to my off-hand side.
-- Ali Gator

Mudvayne -- "The managers and fellow PROTECTORS plainly show their displeasure!
NEDIAM NORI is accounted the winner!  The audience screams its approval!"  I just
love how quickly the fans can change their mood. -- Iron Maiden

     Well, you know, everyone loves a winner.  Somebody told me that.

Akeldama -- "Act of Malice," eh?  I could have guessed from the fact that you, like
me, are left-handed.  Everyone tells me how sinister that is.  Unfortunately for YOU,
I am sinister with more experience. -- Tairikia

Jeliah Bigabo -- A true philanthropist would have let me win a few so I could retire.
Of course, if I was winning fights, I probably wouldn't be allowed to retire because
of THAT, instead of because of having a poor record. -- Damoreth Stenn
P.S.  Not that it's THAT bad, considering.

Victim of Society -- As if! -- Redfox

Mortification -- Ah, is that what you felt?  Of course, your style handicapped you.
I've heard that nobody does really well with that style, although you're doing better
than any of my teammates how got stuck with it. -- Darlina

Sin-Eater -- Fiend!  Tempter!  You must have KNOWN what would happen if I ate that.
(groaning)  Always a disaster. -- Mouse Noyle
P.S.  Mind you, it was good while it was in my mouth.

11 August 2006
All -- I support Vendetta Cartel's observation of The Dark Knights!  If war is
declared on V.C. by The Dark Knights, then war is also declared on The Dark Knights
of the Desolate Empire by The Avengers of Light!  We have been quietly awaiting such
a chance to expose ourselves (all interested parties contact me c/o The Barbarians:
DM 31, Attn: Timothias)!  Come, Vendetta Cartel, let us show these broke-down
"Knights" what true warriors are! -- Gemini Goldphoenix, Overlord of The Avengers of
Light

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WRATH OF ONE was devastated by KYRLANIA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ELVIS was savagely defeated by OSIRIS in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge melee.
PUNGENT STENCH was viciously subdued by GOLEM in a 7 minute Challenge Title brawl.
LORD LIGHTSPEED was overpowered by TAIRIKIA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MORTIFICATION bested SMUG BUG in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge duel.
VINCENT CRABBE beat FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
NEDIAM NORI was handily defeated by SON OF SAM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PITSPAWN FOULDOG was slaughtered by SIN-EATER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CANNIBAL CORPSE vanquished CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SCOOBY DOOM was beaten by MOUSE NOYLE in a popular 1 minute Challenge melee.
GRETH overpowered JAVELINO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
JAMMIES was handily defeated by T-BONE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
NIGHTCAP was bested by JULIUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody bout.
ALI GATOR narrowly defeated DARLINA in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
DRACO MALFOY vanquished LOPING WOLF in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
TREMOR CHRIST slimly won victory over TOM RIDDLE in a 2 minute brawl.
ROYLAND was unbelievably bested by RIDDLER in a exciting 2 minute fight.
FUNNY BUNNY killed WHATCHA WANT in a exciting 1 minute bout.
MILA beat PROPANE TORCH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
KELOS was devastated by FUT COUGH in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
CYLADIA vanquished JELIAH BIGABO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
VICTIM OF SOCIETY vanquished NINE INCH NAIL in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
AKELDAMA defeated 3 FISTED RAT BOY in a action packed 2 minute fight.
TRYURLUCK overpowered COERCE in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.
GOSSAMER was savagely defeated by REDFOX in a exciting 3 minute gruesome melee.
RETROVIRUS viciously subdued CRITICAL IMPACT in a action packed 3 minute brutal bout.
NIGHTFALL handily defeated HATHU in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
WE LIKE THE MOON was overpowered by SUPERIOR FORCES in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FLIGHT assassinated MUDVAYNE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DAMORETH STENN was overpowered by THE QUICKLING in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GREGORY GOYLE was beaten by KNUCKLE JAW in a action packed 2 minute brutal bout.
KIMO was devastated by MAREI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
DISORDER savagely defeated NOREASTER in a exciting 2 minute gruesome struggle.
MARILYN MANSON luckily beat DRIZZT in a 2 minute match.
PATIENCE was demolished by BIONIC BUFFALO in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  18         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  14 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         PARRY-STRIKE      13 -  11 -  0      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         AIMED BLOW        35 -  31 -  1      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         TOTAL PARRY       38 -  34 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         SLASHING ATTACK   48 -  44 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         LUNGING ATTACK    86 -  79 -  2      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  13 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   56 -  55 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL     29 -  42 -  0      41  |

Turn 435 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  6         4  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         5 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      4 -  5         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  9     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      GOLEM 35-1485              67  47  1  259 THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862       126 149  2  251 RHYME TYME (397)
AIMED BLOW       TAIRIKIA 51-4247          107  91  2  247 SAND DANCERS (1102)
LUNGING ATTACK   DRACO MALFOY 74-3500       62  24  1  235 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164)
WALL OF STEEL    ALI GATOR 33-5584          35  40  1  223 DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (884)
SLASHING ATTACK  JULIUS 64-3641            100 116  2  206 UNDER DURESS (743)
PARRY-LUNGE      NIGHTCAP 74-2745           98 104  0  194 DARKLINGS (1160)
PARRY-STRIKE     MORTIFICATION 61-2333      44  37  4  194 FEAR FACTORY (632)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PROPANE TORCH 61-2524      32  29  1  190 FEAR FACTORY (632)
BASHING ATTACK   FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125    45  44  2  177 GWAR (1235)

The overall popularity leader is CYLADIA 51-1122.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was OSIRIS 19-4111.  The ten other most popular fighters were GOLEM 35-1485, SMUG BUG 
55-2900, PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458, ALI GATOR 33-5584, RETROVIRUS 70-6086, DISORDER 
65-6419, ROYLAND 56-3380, REDFOX 13-4197, KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129, and MORTIFICATION 
61-2333.

The least popular fighter this week was PATIENCE 35-2005.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DAMORETH STENN 65-6105, JELIAH BIGABO 35-3676, LOPING WOLF 
56-1796, JAMMIES 74-2829, PITSPAWN FOULDOG 61-3121, NEDIAM NORI 31-4069, LORD 
LIGHTSPEED 33-2928, KIMO 70-6089, GREGORY GOYLE 74-3497, and MUDVAYNE 61-3039.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  4 0  SENTERN(70)          3  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          2  0 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        3  5 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          4  2 0  TRICORUS(51)         2  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 1  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          3  2 1  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  3 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  2 0  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  JURINE(61)           5  5 0  DWES EG(82)          1  1 1  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ELVIS 7-612                 45  42  0  197  THE ROCKERS (1029)         BONSUR
 BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570      21   3  0  100  DO IT AGAIN (1239)         ARUAK CITY
 SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021         16   6  1   86  HOUNDS OF HELL (1240)      RIZTAB
 T-BONE 13-3139              33  20  0  214  LEGION OF DUMB (1056)      DULLENS
 TREMOR CHRIST 17-4047       46  34  2  214  IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877)      ALJAFIR
 OSIRIS 19-4111              44  30  2  213  ANARCHY (1030)             ZUWAYZA
 WE LIKE THE MOON 25-5013    35  25  4  148  SPONGMONKEYS (1076)        LYRATILAN
 NEDIAM NORI 31-4069         26  17  1  140  CISUM S. EKARD (1049)      CHIMLEVTAL
 GRETH 32-4321               14   4  1   73  RILL'S GCSC2 (1242)        ARVAT
 ALI GATOR 33-5584           35  40  1  223  DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (884)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 GOLEM 35-1485               67  47  1  259  THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746)  MURSKA
 DRIZZT 40-4146              17  12  0   83  PHILANTHROPISTS (1234)     ZENSU
 TAIRIKIA 51-4247           107  91  2  247  SAND DANCERS (1102)        TRICORUS
 FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862        126 149  2  251  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
 ROYLAND 56-3380            107  68  0  198  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 RIDDLER 61-1856             68  49  1  222  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 JULIUS 64-3641             100 116  2  206  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 DAMORETH STENN 65-6105      58  72  1  126  SAND DANCERS (1130)        DAL SHANG
 KYRLANIA 70-2327            95 114  1  238  SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)      SENTERN
 DRACO MALFOY 74-3500        62  24  1  235  SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164)     DAYLA KIV
 FLIGHT 75-2606              34  20  4  188  PARANOID ASYLUM (1183)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     45  44  2  177  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 COERCE 78-1577              28  19  1  168  FEAR FACTORY (1236)        LIN TIRIAN
 WRATH OF ONE 82-11628       28  21  2  190  LUROCIANS XII (1039)       DWES EG