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Date : 08/17/2006 Duedate: 08/30/2006
FREE BLADES
DM-103 TURN-435
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DO IT AGAIN 11/1239 1272 690 11 64.8 7 LUROCIANS II 33/775 191 201 5 48.7
HOUNDS OF HELL 12/1240 LUROCIANS XII 82/1039
SPONGMONKEYS 25/1076 LUROCIANS III 58/1244
DIRT DEVILS 35/1246 8 BLOOD KNIGHTS 61/284 297 326 9 47.7
ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241 THE DRAGON FIST 78/1210
2-DSM4 9/461 692 448 9 60.7 SCARLET KNIGHTS 70/403
GARDEN OF HORRORS 40/1238 9 GWAR 70/691 212 236 4 47.3
BROTHERHOOD 74/1073 FEAR FACTORY 61/632
I AM SAM 75/1075 GWAR 77/1235
3 THE ROCKERS 7/1029 558 466 6 54.5 FEAR FACTORY IV 70/713
SLYTHERIN HOUSE 74/1164 FEAR FACTORY 78/1236
RILL'S GCSC2 32/1242 10 RHYME TYME 55/397 273 313 1 46.6
4 ANARCHY 19/1030 121 105 5 53.5 11 REDHORSE 56/823 412 476 3 46.4
THE WRETCHED 82/1232 SKAITHVARN 51/1101
ACT OF MALICE 56/1079 DARKLINGS 74/1160
PARANOID ASYLUM 75/1183 ROCANIS RIDERS 55/285
PARANOIA 65/1148 12 CISUM S. EKA 31/1049 145 170 2 46.0
IMMORTAL ASYLUM 17/877 DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO 33/884
MALICIOUS INTENT 17/1077 13 UNDER DURESS 64/743 740 1051 10 41.3
THE ARMAGEDDON 17/1074 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY 33/764
5 LEGION OF DU 13/1056 14 14 0 50.0 14 MIDDLE WAY 17/1058 508 1097 8 31.7
6 PHILANTHROPIS 35/510 249 250 5 49.9 SAND DANCERS 65/1130
THE PHILANTHROPISTS 35/746 SAND DANCERS 74/1158
PHILANTHROPISTS 3 35/1011 CARDOW HUNTERS 13/761
PHILANTHROPISTS 55/831 SAND DANCERS 51/1102
PHILANTHROPISTS 2 35/948 15-SHROUD IN MY 16/1245 20 44 0 31.3
PHILANTHROPISTS 40/1234 BALANCE OF TERROR 17/1243
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Gosh, this place is, like, totally a mess! Beer cans and pizza boxes
everywhere. I mean, I knew guys didn't pick stuff up, but I thought they could, you
know, THROW stuff into the trash cans. Of course, some can't, like, HIT the trash
can however much they throw stuff.
Well, whatever.
I'm back, and I'm here to tell you the beaches are a MESS. Worse even than the
office. There've been hurricanes and things, and just, you know, heck. I mean, dead
fish! Euwh!
But the scribes in the office have a nice pile of notes for me, just right for
sitting my glass on. Glasses sweat, you know. I mean, it isn't nice to mention,
maybe, but they DO.
So, here's some stuff from the notes. Oh, heck, sometimes they try to be cute,
and they just don't DO cute right. But I *think* they're saying that the Lord
Marshall got the most challenges, which was four. Four is a good number. Very
square. I like it.
And Fear Factory got the most avoids, with more avoids coming from Cisum S.
Ekard than from any other team. In case you wanted to know.
There were thirty-five fights, which is great, much better than SOME arenas on
the Isle I could mention. Eleven challenges got through (this doesn't count the ones
that didn't), with two tv and the rest radio. Two standbys fought, which is better
than, you know, twelve or so. And some people actually DIED, even if only for a
little while.
So here are some quick notes about the fights, and sometimes maybe some notes
that aren't so quick, besides.
PATIENCE (35-2005) (28-20-1,77) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought BIONIC BUFFALO (11-
6570) (20-3-0,89) of DO IT AGAIN. PATIENCE was demolished by BIONIC BUFFALO in a 1
minute one-sided conflict. I guess one minute isn't long enough to exercise
patience? Sometimes it needs a lot of exercise, or else you never see it again
because it just, you know, wastes away.
MARILYN MANSON (61-1993) (32-24-2,90) of FEAR FACTORY fought DRIZZT (40-4146)
(17-11-0,83) of PHILANTHROPISTS. MARILYN MANSON luckily beat DRIZZT in a 2 minute
match. This was luck? Gosh, I didn't know.
DISORDER (65-6419) (30-17-2,72) of PARANOIA fought NOREASTER (35-3896) (16-1-
1,50) of DIRT DEVILS. DISORDER savagely defeated NOREASTER in an exciting 2 minute
gruesome struggle. I WOULD have been excited, well, maybe I would have, except there
was all this dust in the air and I couldn't see.
KIMO (70-6089) (34-34-4,144) of FEAR FACTORY IV fought MAREI (103-37) (38-32-
2,150) of The College of Mimes. KIMO was devastated by MAREI in a crowd pleasing 1
minute brutal one-sided duel. Well, I guess Kimo gets the "Was My Face Red" award.
GREGORY GOYLE (74-3497) (44-50-1,120) of SLYTHERIN HOUSE fought KNUCKLE JAW (77-
2129) (42-45-2,150) of GWAR. GREGORY GOYLE was beaten by KNUCKLE JAW in an action
packed 2 minute brutal bout. Some girls don't like to be pinched, you know? So just
cut it out, Greg.
DAMORETH STENN (65-6105) (58-71-1,162) of SAND DANCERS fought THE QUICKLING (70-
1669) (66-154-2,111) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. DAMORETH STENN was overpowered by THE
QUICKLING in a 1 minute one-sided fight. Gosh, here goes another "Was My Face Red"
award.
FLIGHT (75-2606) (33-20-3,157) of PARANOID ASYLUM fought MUDVAYNE (61-3039) (22-
15-0,125) of FEAR FACTORY. FLIGHT assassinated MUDVAYNE in a 1 minute one-sided
match. Dead! The note SAYS it was an assassination, but surely just an accident? I
mean, nobody PAID to have Mudvayne killed, did they?
WE LIKE THE MOON (25-5013) (35-24-4,152) of SPONGMONKEYS fought SUPERIOR FORCES
(33-4543) (87-130-2,176) of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY. WE LIKE THE MOON was overpowered
by SUPERIOR FORCES in a 1 minute uneven fight. Of course.
NIGHTFALL (74-2421) (131-107-4,203) of DARKLINGS fought HATHU (103-32) (5-1-
0,250) of The College of Mimes. NIGHTFALL handily defeated HATHU in a 2 minute one-
sided duel. Consider that I'm, you know, miming a comment here.
RETROVIRUS (70-6086) (37-32-0,206) of FEAR FACTORY IV fought CRITICAL IMPACT
(17-4626) (28-13-0,152) of MALICIOUS INTENT. RETROVIRUS viciously subdued CRITICAL
IMPACT in an action packed 3 minute brutal bout. Fear and malice. It's, like, a
match.
GOSSAMER (35-3656) (39-29-1,205) of PHILANTHROPISTS 2 fought REDFOX (13-4197)
(68-108-0,171) of CARDOW HUNTERS. GOSSAMER was savagely defeated by REDFOX in an
exciting 3 minute gruesome melee. Redfox won? Are you sure this is right? Not some
kind of mistake?
TRYURLUCK (61-1029) (94-72-1,191) of BLOOD KNIGHTS fought COERCE (78-1577) (28-
18-1,166) of FEAR FACTORY. TRYURLUCK overpowered COERCE in a popular 1 minute gory
uneven fight. I like this, you know? That Coerce (nothing personal!) got coerced.
That's Just Poetry. Um, somehow. I never did figure out that part.
AKELDAMA (56-2417) (19-4-0,193) of ACT OF MALICE fought 3 FISTED RAT BOY (70-
6130) (34-46-3,180) of GWAR. AKELDAMA defeated 3 FISTED RAT BOY in an action packed
2 minute fight. Well, darn. I kind of like the Rat Boy. I mean, sure, he's got a
big nose sort of face, but he can't help that. Someone has to have those faces.
VICTIM OF SOCIETY (55-3179) (41-40-2,197) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought NINE INCH
NAIL (61-2273) (33-26-2,162) of FEAR FACTORY. VICTIM OF SOCIETY vanquished NINE INCH
NAIL in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray. So do we rename Victim "Nine-Inch
Hammer"?
CYLADIA (51-1122) (125-129-1,196) of SKAITHVARN fought JELIAH BIGABO (35-3676)
(39-18-2,193) of PHILANTHROPISTS 3. CYLADIA vanquished JELIAH BIGABO in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided match. It's those cold hands. No one can stand 'em, but
it sure is handing keeping for keeping a drink cold.
KELOS (55-30) (84-122-4,189) of ROCANIS RIDERS fought FUT COUGH (17-4815) (50-
26-0,190) of IMMORTAL ASYLUM. KELOS was devastated by FUT COUGH in a popular 1
minute one-sided contest. Kelos needs foot lozounges. Otherwise, he'll limp a lot.
MILA (55-29) (94-117-0,223) of ROCANIS RIDERS fought PROPANE TORCH (61-2524)
(32-28-1,193) of FEAR FACTORY. MILA beat PROPANE TORCH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
fight. I didn't know you could just BLOW OUT a torch like that. That was amazing.
FUNNY BUNNY (55-1862) (125-149-1,211) of RHYME TYME fought WHATCHA WANT (17-
3627) (34-39-5,181) of THE ARMAGEDDON. FUNNY BUNNY killed WHATCHA WANT in an
exciting 1 minute bout. I don't think that was funny!
ROYLAND (56-3380) (107-67-0,215) of REDHORSE fought RIDDLER (61-1856) (67-49-
1,191) of FEAR FACTORY. ROYLAND was unbelievably bested by RIDDLER in an exciting 2
minute fight. Hey, I believe it! Easily.
TREMOR CHRIST (17-4047) (45-34-2,212) of IMMORTAL ASYLUM fought TOM RIDDLE (74-
3501) (47-47-3,184) of SLYTHERIN HOUSE. TREMOR CHRIST slimly won victory over TOM
RIDDLE in a 2 minute brawl. Tremor is slimmer than Tom? Can I see them both
standing sideways?
DRACO MALFOY (74-3500) (61-24-1,226) of SLYTHERIN HOUSE fought LOPING WOLF (56-
1796) (85-135-0,194) of REDHORSE. DRACO MALFOY vanquished LOPING WOLF in a 1 minute
one-sided fray. Does this mean that Draco is, like, a wolfhound? I thought he was a
kind of lizard, myself. But maybe it was just the shoes.
ALI GATOR (33-5584) (34-40-1,213) of DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO fought DARLINA (74-
2995) (56-53-3,201) of SAND DANCERS. ALI GATOR narrowly defeated DARLINA in a
popular 3 minute bloody duel. Ha.
NIGHTCAP (74-2745) (98-103-0,248) of DARKLINGS fought JULIUS (64-3641) (99-116-
2,199) of UNDER DURESS. NIGHTCAP was bested by JULIUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
bloody bout. So Nightcap is now duressed. It happens.
JAMMIES (74-2829) (88-86-1,246) of DARKLINGS fought T-BONE (13-3139) (32-20-
0,202) of LEGION OF DUMB. JAMMIES was handily defeated by T-BONE in an exciting 1
minute one-sided contest. I didn't know teddy bears liked steak. I thought it was
all, well, honey and stuff.
Oh, the challenge matches! That means we're getting somewhere. Uh, don't ask
me where, okay? I'm not sure.
GRETH (32-4321) (13-4-1,59) of RILL'S GCSC2 challenged JAVELINO (56-3728) (30-
36-0,64) of REDHORSE. Up 5. GRETH overpowered JAVELINO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
one-sided Challenge match. This is like Greth says in the personals, how he's so
good at this stuff.
SCOOBY DOOM (12-6021) (16-5-1,90) of HOUNDS OF HELL challenged MOUSE NOYLE (17-
6252) (36-66-0,91) of MIDDLE WAY. Up 1. SCOOBY DOOM was beaten by MOUSE NOYLE in a
popular 1 minute Challenge melee. I was never bitten by a mouse, but I heard that
sometimes it happens. In case you wanted to know. I mean, they can be rabid.
CANNIBAL CORPSE (61-2373) (28-24-4,130) of FEAR FACTORY challenged CORT
NIGHTJEWEL (78-196) (73-107-0,160) of THE DRAGON FIST. Up 30. CANNIBAL CORPSE
vanquished CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. What does a
cannibal corpse eat? Other corpses?
PITSPAWN FOULDOG (61-3121) (18-8-1,102) of FEAR FACTORY challenged SIN-EATER
(82-24827) (12-18-2,113) of THE WRETCHED. Up 11. PITSPAWN FOULDOG was slaughtered
by SIN-EATER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel. Another death! Gosh.
NEDIAM NORI (31-4069) (26-16-1,147) of CISUM S. EKARD challenged SON OF SAM (17-
3911) (23-17-1,151) of MALICIOUS INTENT. Up 4. NEDIAM NORI was handily defeated by
SON OF SAM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. How many hands?
VINCENT CRABBE (74-3498) (49-46-2,181) of SLYTHERIN HOUSE challenged FLATTUS
MAXIMUS (77-2125) (45-43-2,181) of GWAR. Straight across. VINCENT CRABBE beat
FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 2 minute Challenge brawl. Probably the mints. Very useful
things, mints. They can go in, you know, jewel-eps.
MORTIFICATION (61-2333) (43-37-4,186) of FEAR FACTORY challenged SMUG BUG (55-
2900) (58-111-0,185) of RHYME TYME. Down 1. MORTIFICATION bested SMUG BUG in a
popular 3 minute bloody Challenge duel. Good! I hate it when bugs is smugs.
LORD LIGHTSPEED (33-2928) (51-46-3,211) of LUROCIANS II challenged TAIRIKIA (51-
4247) (106-91-2,233) of SAND DANCERS. Up 22. LORD LIGHTSPEED was overpowered by
TAIRIKIA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. I thought light was, like, the
fastest thing except gossip?
The TV challenges, for which some congratulations go around.
ELVIS (7-612) (45-41-0,196) of THE ROCKERS TV challenged OSIRIS (19-4111) (43-
30-2,204) of ANARCHY. Up 8. ELVIS was savagely defeated by OSIRIS in an exciting 3
minute gory Challenge melee. Oops.
WRATH OF ONE (82-11628) (28-20-2,228) of LUROCIANS XII TV challenged KYRLANIA
(70-2327) (94-114-1,223) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. Down 5. WRATH OF ONE was devastated by
KYRLANIA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Bad luck for both challengers, I
guess. But maybe there were skills?
And for being Lord Marshall:
PUNGENT STENCH (61-2458) (39-25-1,218) of FEAR FACTORY challenged GOLEM (35-
1485) (66-47-1,244) of THE PHILANTHROPISTS. Up 26, and congratulations to Pungent
for trying. PUNGENT STENCH was viciously subdued by GOLEM in a 7 minute Challenge
Title brawl. But this is not, like, Pungent's day. Better luck next time, and stuff
like that.
Debby T
LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GOLEM 35-1485 67 47 1 259 THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 126 149 2 251 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
TAIRIKIA 51-4247 107 91 2 247 SAND DANCERS (1102) TRICORUS
KYRLANIA 70-2327 95 114 1 238 SCARLET KNIGHTS (403) SENTERN
DRACO MALFOY 74-3500 62 24 1 235 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164) DAYLA KIV
MILA 55-29 95 117 0 229 ROCANIS RIDERS (285) KHALANI
ALI GATOR 33-5584 35 40 1 223 DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (884) NIATOLI ISLAND
RIDDLER 61-1856 68 49 1 222 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
CYLADIA 51-1122 126 129 1 217 SKAITHVARN (1101) TRICORUS
NIGHTFALL 74-2421 132 107 4 216 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
TREMOR CHRIST 17-4047 46 34 2 214 IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877) ALJAFIR
T-BONE 13-3139 33 20 0 214 LEGION OF DUMB (1056) DULLENS
OSIRIS 19-4111 44 30 2 213 ANARCHY (1030) ZUWAYZA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RETROVIRUS 70-6086 38 32 0 210 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
JULIUS 64-3641 100 116 2 206 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
-SAVAGE SAGE 17-4022 39 36 0 205 IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877) ALJAFIR
VICTIM OF SOCIETY 55-3179 42 40 2 203 PHILANTHROPISTS (831) KHALANI
PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 39 26 1 203 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
TRYURLUCK 61-1029 95 72 1 201 BLOOD KNIGHTS (284) JURINE
FUT COUGH 17-4815 51 26 0 201 IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877) ALJAFIR
REDFOX 13-4197 69 108 0 199 CARDOW HUNTERS (761) DULLENS
ROYLAND 56-3380 107 68 0 198 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
DARLINA 74-2995 56 54 3 198 SAND DANCERS (1158) DAYLA KIV
-KING LOVE 40-3748 48 39 2 198 GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238) ZENSU
ELVIS 7-612 45 42 0 197 THE ROCKERS (1029) BONSUR
LOPING WOLF 56-1796 85 136 0 196 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
AKELDAMA 56-2417 20 4 0 196 ACT OF MALICE (1079) ROCANIS
-RETRIBUTION 74-2982 32 23 1 195 BROTHERHOOD (1073) DAYLA KIV
NIGHTCAP 74-2745 98 104 0 194 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
LORD LIGHTSPEED 33-2928 51 47 3 194 LUROCIANS II (775) NIATOLI ISLAND
MORTIFICATION 61-2333 44 37 4 194 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
JAMMIES 74-2829 88 87 1 193 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
-PARANOIA 9-4557 66 16 2 191 DSM4 (461) ZUKAL
PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 32 29 1 190 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WRATH OF ONE 82-11628 28 21 2 190 LUROCIANS XII (1039) DWES EG
VINCENT CRABBE 74-3498 50 46 2 188 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164) DAYLA KIV
FLIGHT 75-2606 34 20 4 188 PARANOID ASYLUM (1183) JADE MOUNTAIN
SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543 88 130 2 187 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
TOM RIDDLE 74-3501 47 48 3 187 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164) DAYLA KIV
KELOS 55-30 84 123 4 185 ROCANIS RIDERS (285) KHALANI
SMUG BUG 55-2900 58 112 0 185 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
JELIAH BIGABO 35-3676 39 19 2 184 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1011) MURSKA
-MIDNIGHT FAITH 75-2651 30 22 1 184 PARANOID ASYLUM (1183) JADE MOUNTAIN
GOSSAMER 35-3656 39 30 1 181 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948) MURSKA
WHATCHA WANT 17-3627 34 40 5 181 THE ARMAGEDDON (1074) ALJAFIR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 34 47 3 180 GWAR (691) SENTERN
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 45 44 2 177 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
-SAMARIUM 75-3071 25 15 1 169 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN
COERCE 78-1577 28 19 1 168 FEAR FACTORY (1236) LIN TIRIAN
SON OF SAM 17-3911 24 17 1 165 MALICIOUS INTENT (1077) ALJAFIR
NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273 33 27 2 162 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
CRITICAL IMPACT 17-4626 28 14 0 161 MALICIOUS INTENT (1077) ALJAFIR
CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 29 24 4 156 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 43 45 2 152 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
SIN-EATER 82-24827 13 18 3 151 THE WRETCHED (1232) DWES EG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE QUICKLING 70-1669 67 154 2 148 SCARLET KNIGHTS (403) SENTERN
WE LIKE THE MOON 25-5013 35 25 4 148 SPONGMONKEYS (1076) LYRATILAN
NEDIAM NORI 31-4069 26 17 1 140 CISUM S. EKARD (1049) CHIMLEVTAL
KIMO 70-6089 34 35 4 138 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196 73 108 0 136 THE DRAGON FIST (1210) LIN TIRIAN
MUDVAYNE 61-3039 22 16 0 127 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
DAMORETH STENN 65-6105 58 72 1 126 SAND DANCERS (1130) DAL SHANG
GREGORY GOYLE 74-3497 44 51 1 123 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164) DAYLA KIV
-AFFLICTED 61-2494 29 19 0 120 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
-PERSIFLAGE 16-4219 31 10 1 104 SHROUD IN MYSTERY (1245) WILLAF
MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252 37 66 0 103 MIDDLE WAY (1058) ALJAFIR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570 21 3 0 100 DO IT AGAIN (1239) ARUAK CITY
MARILYN MANSON 61-1993 33 24 2 96 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
PITSPAWN FOULDOG 61-3121 18 9 1 95 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-QUIVRA NGEDO 17-5705 23 20 0 89 BALANCE OF TERROR (1243) ALJAFIR
SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021 16 6 1 86 HOUNDS OF HELL (1240) RIZTAB
DRIZZT 40-4146 17 12 0 83 PHILANTHROPISTS (1234) ZENSU
DISORDER 65-6419 31 17 2 82 PARANOIA (1148) DAL SHANG
-BENEDICTION 61-2362 19 14 3 77 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
PATIENCE 35-2005 28 21 1 75 PHILANTHROPISTS (510) MURSKA
GRETH 32-4321 14 4 1 73 RILL'S GCSC2 (1242) ARVAT
-DAMNATION 32-4214 19 10 0 67 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
-ACCO 29-4691 16 5 3 56 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
NOREASTER 35-3896 16 2 1 56 DIRT DEVILS (1246) MURSKA
JAVELINO 56-3728 30 37 0 54 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
WHATCHA WANT 17-3627 34 40 5 THE ARMAGEDDON 1074 FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 435
PITSPAWN FOULDOG 61-3121 18 9 1 FEAR FACTORY 632 SIN-EATER 82-24827 435
MUDVAYNE 61-3039 22 16 0 FEAR FACTORY 632 FLIGHT 75-2606 435
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
TGG -- Welcome back! -- Rillion
Damorth Stenn -- I've forgotten what it feels like to win, so I wouldn't know. --
Gregory Goyle
Nightfall -- Only me, the rest of these blokes are a bunch of losers. -- Draco Malfoy
Javelino -- Greth come from Arvat. Before that Greth take part in something called
demo tourney. Greth so good that they send Greth to Isle early because they sick of
seeing Greth beat up on those losers in Arvat. Well except for Fury, he and Greth
have good fights. -- Greth
Golem -- I am coming for you. You are in my spot. -- Draco Malfoy
Cannibal Corpse -- That is what I get for not getting my avoids declared last turn.
-- Gregory Goyle
Savage Sage -- You never stood a chance. -- Draco Malfoy
Smug Bug -- You might have won that fight if you hadn't stepped to my off-hand side.
-- Ali Gator
Mudvayne -- "The managers and fellow PROTECTORS plainly show their displeasure!
NEDIAM NORI is accounted the winner! The audience screams its approval!" I just
love how quickly the fans can change their mood. -- Iron Maiden
Well, you know, everyone loves a winner. Somebody told me that.
Akeldama -- "Act of Malice," eh? I could have guessed from the fact that you, like
me, are left-handed. Everyone tells me how sinister that is. Unfortunately for YOU,
I am sinister with more experience. -- Tairikia
Jeliah Bigabo -- A true philanthropist would have let me win a few so I could retire.
Of course, if I was winning fights, I probably wouldn't be allowed to retire because
of THAT, instead of because of having a poor record. -- Damoreth Stenn
P.S. Not that it's THAT bad, considering.
Victim of Society -- As if! -- Redfox
Mortification -- Ah, is that what you felt? Of course, your style handicapped you.
I've heard that nobody does really well with that style, although you're doing better
than any of my teammates how got stuck with it. -- Darlina
Sin-Eater -- Fiend! Tempter! You must have KNOWN what would happen if I ate that.
(groaning) Always a disaster. -- Mouse Noyle
P.S. Mind you, it was good while it was in my mouth.
11 August 2006
All -- I support Vendetta Cartel's observation of The Dark Knights! If war is
declared on V.C. by The Dark Knights, then war is also declared on The Dark Knights
of the Desolate Empire by The Avengers of Light! We have been quietly awaiting such
a chance to expose ourselves (all interested parties contact me c/o The Barbarians:
DM 31, Attn: Timothias)! Come, Vendetta Cartel, let us show these broke-down
"Knights" what true warriors are! -- Gemini Goldphoenix, Overlord of The Avengers of
Light
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WRATH OF ONE was devastated by KYRLANIA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ELVIS was savagely defeated by OSIRIS in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge melee.
PUNGENT STENCH was viciously subdued by GOLEM in a 7 minute Challenge Title brawl.
LORD LIGHTSPEED was overpowered by TAIRIKIA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MORTIFICATION bested SMUG BUG in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge duel.
VINCENT CRABBE beat FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
NEDIAM NORI was handily defeated by SON OF SAM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PITSPAWN FOULDOG was slaughtered by SIN-EATER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CANNIBAL CORPSE vanquished CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SCOOBY DOOM was beaten by MOUSE NOYLE in a popular 1 minute Challenge melee.
GRETH overpowered JAVELINO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
JAMMIES was handily defeated by T-BONE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
NIGHTCAP was bested by JULIUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody bout.
ALI GATOR narrowly defeated DARLINA in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
DRACO MALFOY vanquished LOPING WOLF in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
TREMOR CHRIST slimly won victory over TOM RIDDLE in a 2 minute brawl.
ROYLAND was unbelievably bested by RIDDLER in a exciting 2 minute fight.
FUNNY BUNNY killed WHATCHA WANT in a exciting 1 minute bout.
MILA beat PROPANE TORCH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
KELOS was devastated by FUT COUGH in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
CYLADIA vanquished JELIAH BIGABO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
VICTIM OF SOCIETY vanquished NINE INCH NAIL in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
AKELDAMA defeated 3 FISTED RAT BOY in a action packed 2 minute fight.
TRYURLUCK overpowered COERCE in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.
GOSSAMER was savagely defeated by REDFOX in a exciting 3 minute gruesome melee.
RETROVIRUS viciously subdued CRITICAL IMPACT in a action packed 3 minute brutal bout.
NIGHTFALL handily defeated HATHU in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
WE LIKE THE MOON was overpowered by SUPERIOR FORCES in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FLIGHT assassinated MUDVAYNE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DAMORETH STENN was overpowered by THE QUICKLING in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GREGORY GOYLE was beaten by KNUCKLE JAW in a action packed 2 minute brutal bout.
KIMO was devastated by MAREI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
DISORDER savagely defeated NOREASTER in a exciting 2 minute gruesome struggle.
MARILYN MANSON luckily beat DRIZZT in a 2 minute match.
PATIENCE was demolished by BIONIC BUFFALO in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 18 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 14 - 0 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 11 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 11 - 0 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 AIMED BLOW 35 - 31 - 1 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 9 TOTAL PARRY 38 - 34 - 0 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 9 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 SLASHING ATTACK 48 - 44 - 1 52 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 86 - 79 - 2 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 13 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 56 - 55 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 29 - 42 - 0 41 |
Turn 435 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 6 4 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 5 - 3 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 5 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 4 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY GOLEM 35-1485 67 47 1 259 THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 126 149 2 251 RHYME TYME (397)
AIMED BLOW TAIRIKIA 51-4247 107 91 2 247 SAND DANCERS (1102)
LUNGING ATTACK DRACO MALFOY 74-3500 62 24 1 235 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164)
WALL OF STEEL ALI GATOR 33-5584 35 40 1 223 DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (884)
SLASHING ATTACK JULIUS 64-3641 100 116 2 206 UNDER DURESS (743)
PARRY-LUNGE NIGHTCAP 74-2745 98 104 0 194 DARKLINGS (1160)
PARRY-STRIKE MORTIFICATION 61-2333 44 37 4 194 FEAR FACTORY (632)
PARRY-RIPOSTE PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 32 29 1 190 FEAR FACTORY (632)
BASHING ATTACK FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 45 44 2 177 GWAR (1235)
The overall popularity leader is CYLADIA 51-1122. The most popular warrior this turn
was OSIRIS 19-4111. The ten other most popular fighters were GOLEM 35-1485, SMUG BUG
55-2900, PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458, ALI GATOR 33-5584, RETROVIRUS 70-6086, DISORDER
65-6419, ROYLAND 56-3380, REDFOX 13-4197, KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129, and MORTIFICATION
61-2333.
The least popular fighter this week was PATIENCE 35-2005. The other ten least
popular fighters were DAMORETH STENN 65-6105, JELIAH BIGABO 35-3676, LOPING WOLF
56-1796, JAMMIES 74-2829, PITSPAWN FOULDOG 61-3121, NEDIAM NORI 31-4069, LORD
LIGHTSPEED 33-2928, KIMO 70-6089, GREGORY GOYLE 74-3497, and MUDVAYNE 61-3039.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 2 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 4 0 SENTERN(70) 3 2 0
DULLENS(13) 2 0 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 3 5 0
ALJAFIR(17) 4 2 0 TRICORUS(51) 2 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 0 1
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 3 2 1 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 1 0
LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 3 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 2 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 JURINE(61) 5 5 0 DWES EG(82) 1 1 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ELVIS 7-612 45 42 0 197 THE ROCKERS (1029) BONSUR
BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570 21 3 0 100 DO IT AGAIN (1239) ARUAK CITY
SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021 16 6 1 86 HOUNDS OF HELL (1240) RIZTAB
T-BONE 13-3139 33 20 0 214 LEGION OF DUMB (1056) DULLENS
TREMOR CHRIST 17-4047 46 34 2 214 IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877) ALJAFIR
OSIRIS 19-4111 44 30 2 213 ANARCHY (1030) ZUWAYZA
WE LIKE THE MOON 25-5013 35 25 4 148 SPONGMONKEYS (1076) LYRATILAN
NEDIAM NORI 31-4069 26 17 1 140 CISUM S. EKARD (1049) CHIMLEVTAL
GRETH 32-4321 14 4 1 73 RILL'S GCSC2 (1242) ARVAT
ALI GATOR 33-5584 35 40 1 223 DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (884) NIATOLI ISLAND
GOLEM 35-1485 67 47 1 259 THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746) MURSKA
DRIZZT 40-4146 17 12 0 83 PHILANTHROPISTS (1234) ZENSU
TAIRIKIA 51-4247 107 91 2 247 SAND DANCERS (1102) TRICORUS
FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 126 149 2 251 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
ROYLAND 56-3380 107 68 0 198 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
RIDDLER 61-1856 68 49 1 222 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
JULIUS 64-3641 100 116 2 206 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
DAMORETH STENN 65-6105 58 72 1 126 SAND DANCERS (1130) DAL SHANG
KYRLANIA 70-2327 95 114 1 238 SCARLET KNIGHTS (403) SENTERN
DRACO MALFOY 74-3500 62 24 1 235 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164) DAYLA KIV
FLIGHT 75-2606 34 20 4 188 PARANOID ASYLUM (1183) JADE MOUNTAIN
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 45 44 2 177 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
COERCE 78-1577 28 19 1 168 FEAR FACTORY (1236) LIN TIRIAN
WRATH OF ONE 82-11628 28 21 2 190 LUROCIANS XII (1039) DWES EG