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Date   : 09/14/2006    Duedate: 09/27/2006

FREE BLADES

DM-103    TURN-437

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 DO IT AGAIN 11/1239  1276  694 11 64.8      PHILANTHROPISTS 40/1234               
    HOUNDS OF HELL 12/1240                    9-LUROCIANS II 33/775   191  201  5 48.7
    SPONGMONKEYS 25/1076                        LUROCIANS XII 82/1039                 
    DIRT DEVILS 35/1246                      10 BLOOD KNIGHTS 61/284  303  328  9 48.0
  2 DSM4 9/461            697  448  9 60.9      THE DRAGON FIST 78/1210               
    GARDEN OF HORRORS 40/1238                   SCARLET KNIGHTS 70/403                
    BALLAD OF THE BLADE 11/1229              11 GWAR 70/691           217  246  4 46.9
    BLADES OF WONDER 22/1002                    FEAR FACTORY 61/632                   
    I AM SAM 75/1075                            FEAR FACTORY IV 70/713                
  3 ROMAN HEROES 32/17    543  368  6 59.6      GWAR 77/1235                          
    I, CLAUDIUS 13/705                          FEAR FACTORY 78/1236                  
  4 THE CHADS 36/946      564  469  6 54.6   12 REDHORSE 56/823       423  483  3 46.7
    SLYTHERIN HOUSE 74/1164                     SKAITHVARN 51/1101                    
    RILL'S GCSC2 32/1242                        DARKLINGS 74/1160                     
    THE ROCKERS 7/1029                          ROCANIS RIDERS 55/285                 
  5 ANARCHY 19/1030       126  108  6 53.8   13 RHYME TYME 55/397     274  316  1 46.4
    ACT OF MALICE 56/1079                    14 DRAKE'S LODG 73/1037  146  175  2 45.5
    THE WRETCHED 82/1232                        CISUM S. EKARD 31/1049                
    PARANOIA 65/1148                            DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO 33/884            
    IMMORTAL ASYLUM 17/877                      DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q 15/263                
    PARANOID ASYLUM 75/1183                  15 UNDER DURESS 64/743   743 1052 10 41.4
    MALICIOUS INTENT 17/1077                    DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY 33/764           
    THE ARMAGEDDON 17/1074                   16 CROC FILES 29/951      99  170  5 36.8
  6 APOCALYPSE 49/426      19   19  1 50.0   17 MIDDLE WAY 17/1058    513 1102  8 31.8
  7 LEGION OF DU 13/1056   15   15  0 50.0      SAND DANCERS 65/1130                  
  8 PHILANTHROPIS 35/510  254  257  5 49.7      SAND DANCERS 74/1158                  
    PHILANTHROPISTS 3 35/1011                   CARDOW HUNTERS 13/761                 
    THE PHILANTHROPISTS 35/746                  SAND DANCERS 51/1102                  
    PHILANTHROPISTS 55/831                   18 STEEL WOLVES 17/1251    1    0  0  100
    PHILANTHROPISTS 2 35/948              

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Ha!  EVERYONE wanted to do our spy report, because we're the BEST arena.  
Talahya and Primus are too big, you can't really KNOW people there, and all the 
others are so SMALL that you fight the same people over and over again, and there's 
no good gossip, but we're JUST RIGHT.
     And the sun is shining, and, you know, everything is like totally better when 
the sun shines anyway.

     Some managers were paying attention and doing their manager things here.  Not a 
lot, maybe, but some.  Philanthropists got most avoided, and Hounds of Hell did it 
the most.
     Patience got the most challenges, but, you know, that can't have been lots.  
Because there were only six challenge matches, and that means that there weren't, 
well, not lots of people clamoring for challenges, you know?
     But we had FORTY-SEVEN fights!  Okay, there were six standbys fighting, but 
still even if you say only forty-four, it is still way more than even Darkholm.

     So, let's see.  Forty-seven fights.  Can I talk about forty-seven fights?  I 
dunno.
     MONTY (29-4391) (14-21-3,61) of CROC FILES fought ROSELLA (103-39) (26-25-0,100) 
of the College of Mimes.  MONTY was demolished by ROSELLA in a 2 minute one-sided 
conflict.  Rosella is having croc-skin boots made, at least, I think that's what 
she's signalling.
     CHARLIE (29-4555) (24-31-0,87) of CROC FILES fought BITTER ALMOND (103-41) (14-
16-4,50) of the College of Mimes.  CHARLIE slimly won victory over BITTER ALMOND in a 
2 minute brutal duel.  And Bitter Almond is NOT having boots made.  Probably trying 
to avoid being orderves.
     CASSIE (29-4574) (20-15-1,78) of CROC FILES fought THORIK (17-3125) (15-6-0,51) 
of STEEL WOLVES.  CASSIE was overpowered by THORIK in a 1 minute one-sided fray.  You 
know, this is being a lot of crocs in a row right at the beginning.  Are we being 
invaded by crocs?
     MOLLY (29-4645) (15-16-0,53) of CROC FILES fought ROSELLA (103-39) (26-25-0,100) 
of the College of Mimes.  MOLLY was defeated by ROSELLA in a popular 3 minute duel.  
Rosella is HOT today.  This is amazing.
     DRIZZT (40-4146) (17-13-0,77) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought COOKIE (29-4455) (16-11-
2,55) of CROC FILES.  DRIZZT overpowered COOKIE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.  I 
think it was the oil.  You didn't know about that?  It's, I don't know, olive oil or 
something, all drizzled over Drizzt.  With herbs.  A special scent.

     JAVELINO (56-3728) (31-37-0,75) of REDHORSE fought BLUEY (29-4317) (24-22-0,66) 
of CROC FILES.  JAVELINO overcame BLUEY in an exciting 4 minute conflict.  So, Bluey 
does not get a pork dinner.  Too bad.  I would have liked a pork dinner, too.  With 
apples and yams.
     MARILYN MANSON (61-1993) (33-24-2,96) of FEAR FACTORY fought WENDY (29-4657) 
(15-6-0,51) of CROC FILES.  MARILYN MANSON bested WENDY in a crowd pleasing 6 minute 
match.  So, okay, Marilyn WON, but did she strike fear into Wendy's heart?  That's 
the real question, isn't it?
     PITSPAWN FOULDOG (61-3121) (18-9-1,95) of FEAR FACTORY fought ACCO (29-4691) 
(16-5-3,56) of CROC FILES.  PITSPAWN FOULDOG vanquished ACCO in a 1 minute one-sided 
conflict.  I heard that Pitspawn has rabies or something.  Can anyone confirm this?
     SCOOBY DOOM (12-6021) (17-6-1,99) of HOUNDS OF HELL fought DISORDER (65-6419) 
(31-17-2,82) of PARANOIA.  SCOOBY DOOM was devastated by DISORDER in a 1 minute 
mismatched match.  Gosh, no crocs!  It makes a change.
     BIONIC BUFFALO (11-6570) (22-3-0,113) of DO IT AGAIN fought ANARCHY (49-2279) 
(25-13-2,124) of APOCALYPSE.  BIONIC BUFFALO was demolished by ANARCHY in a 1 minute 
uneven duel.  One of the mages from the Stronghold Academy--he's cute in, you know, a 
kind of stuffy way--told me this is because "bionic" means golem, and golems can't 
handled anarchy and chaos and stuff like that.

     BINDI (29-4454) (22-17-2,117) of CROC FILES fought REQUIEM (11-4472) (24-18-
0,132) of BALLAD OF THE BLADE.  BINDI was vanquished by REQUIEM in a 1 minute one-
sided match.  Oops, more crocs.  I think every one must have turned out today, 
probably in honor of I-forget-his-name, the croc guy, who died.
     SCRAPPA (29-4411) (20-18-2,109) of CROC FILES fought ROSELLA (103-39) (26-25-
0,100) of the College of Mimes.  SCRAPPA subdued ROSELLA in a 2 minute competition.  
Wow, Rosella beat two crocs, but the third one gets her!  So much for the boots.
     CLAUDIUS (13-2860) (37-27-2,141) of I, CLAUDIUS fought MUDVAYNE (61-3039) (22-
16-0,127) of FEAR FACTORY.  CLAUDIUS vanquished MUDVAYNE in a 1 minute mismatched 
bout.  I don't understand about Mudvayne.  I thought that was where Casey went to 
bat?  But maybe not.
     GOLDIE (29-4395) (22-20-1,140) of CROC FILES fought XHUGHA KARGARIT (103-38) 
(32-28-1,130) of the College of Mimes.  GOLDIE demolished XHUGHA KARGARIT in a 
popular 2 minute one-sided duel.  Goldie says that Xhugha was very tasty.
     KIMO (70-6089) (34-35-4,138) of FEAR FACTORY IV fought AGRO (29-4314) (31-42-
1,134) of CROC FILES.  KIMO demolished AGRO in a 1 minute mismatched match.  I heard 
that Agro is on an adventure.  Well, this is bad luck, you know?  Authors are so 
suggestible.  Never lose fights when you're on an adventure.  Remember that.  It's 
important.

     THE QUICKLING (70-1669) (68-154-2,160) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought GREGORY GOYLE 
(74-3497) (44-52-1,125) of SLYTHERIN HOUSE.  THE QUICKLING devastated GREGORY GOYLE 
in a popular 2 minute uneven bout.  Well.  Um, I guess... it was quick?  It's hard to 
talk about fights every two weeks, you know?
     CAFFIENE ACHIEVER (15-2429) (38-44-4,173) of DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q fought RILLION (36-
5545) (40-27-1,146) of THE CHADS.  CAFFIENE ACHIEVER was bested by RILLION in an 
exciting 4 minute battle.  So, why where there lots of little paper dots all over 
afterward?
     SAMARIUM (75-3071) (25-15-1,169) of I AM SAM fought GRAHAM (29-4318) (32-38-
0,136) of CROC FILES.  SAMARIUM handily defeated GRAHAM in an action packed 1 minute 
gory mismatched match.  I thought graham was a cracker, not a croc.
     FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77-2125) (45-44-2,177) of GWAR fought CORT NIGHTJEWEL (78-196) 
(73-109-0,132) of THE DRAGON FIST.  FLATTUS MAXIMUS was overpowered by CORT 
NIGHTJEWEL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.  I am, like, absolutely not going to say a 
word about this.  Except what I already said.
     GOSSAMER (35-3656) (39-31-1,175) of PHILANTHROPISTS 2 fought 3 FISTED RAT BOY 
(70-6130) (34-47-3,180) of GWAR.  GOSSAMER subdued 3 FISTED RAT BOY in a 2 minute 
fight.  I looked it up, and gossamer is like spiderwebs.  Nasty things, spiderwebs.  
Sure, they're PRETTY, when they have, you know, dew and stuff on them, but not if you 
have to walk through them!

     COERCE (78-1577) (28-19-1,168) of FEAR FACTORY fought SON OF SAM (17-3911) (24-
17-1,165) of MALICIOUS INTENT.  COERCE was viciously subdued by SON OF SAM in a 
popular 2 minute brutal fray.  So does this mean that Coerce was, like, coerced?  
Cool.
     SIN-EATER (82-24827) (13-18-3,151) of THE WRETCHED fought KNUCKLE JAW (77-2129) 
(43-45-2,152) of GWAR.  SIN-EATER vanquished KNUCKLE JAW in a popular 1 minute one-
sided bout.  I don't understand about this "sin-eater" thing.  Isn't that GOOD?  I 
mean, all the sins gone, and only good stuff left?
     ROYLAND (56-3380) (108-68-0,210) of REDHORSE fought WE LIKE THE MOON (25-5013) 
(36-25-4,156) of SPONGMONKEYS.  ROYLAND was overpowered by WE LIKE THE MOON in a 1 
minute one-sided fray.  Those are weird monkeys.  Did you hear them?  When the fight 
was going on, all We's teammates were in the stands going spong spong.
     VICTIM OF SOCIETY (55-3179) (42-41-2,191) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought CANNIBAL 
CORPSE (61-2373) (29-24-4,156) of FEAR FACTORY.  VICTIM OF SOCIETY overpowered 
CANNIBAL CORPSE in a 1 minute uneven duel.  Neither of these are nice guys, so why do 
I care what they did to each other?  They probably deserved it.
     SMUG BUG (55-2900) (58-113-0,185) of RHYME TYME fought AUGUSTUS I (32-2486) (44-
29-3,180) of ROMAN HEROES.  SMUG BUG was defeated by AUGUSTUS I in an action packed 1 
minute match.  Anything that hits the Smug Bug in the mug is good with me.  Do it 
again, Gus.

     KING LOVE (40-3748) (48-39-2,198) of GARDEN OF HORRORS fought UU DOEWANAKNO (73-
1414) (26-14-1,178) of DRAKE'S LODGE.  KING LOVE defeated UU DOEWANAKNO in a popular 
1 minute duel.  Well, somebody's right, anyway, because I don't, you know, want to 
know.  Anything.  So I wish people would stop TELLING me things.
     TRYURLUCK (61-1029) (95-73-1,194) of BLOOD KNIGHTS fought NINE INCH NAIL (61-
2273) (33-27-2,162) of FEAR FACTORY.  TRYURLUCK overpowered NINE INCH NAIL in an 
exciting 1 minute uneven fight.  Well, I wasn't excited, okay?  Not even a little 
bit.
     MORTIFICATION (61-2333) (44-37-4,194) of FEAR FACTORY fought DAMORETH STENN (65-
6105) (59-72-1,151) of SAND DANCERS.  MORTIFICATION was vanquished by DAMORETH STENN 
in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.  What, Damoreth Stenn WON again?  Golly, he's 
never going to get to retire, is he?
     NEBUCHADNEZZAR (22-5821) (47-47-0,184) of BLADES OF WONDER fought SUPERIOR 
FORCES (33-4543) (89-130-2,202) of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY.  NEBUCHADNEZZAR won victory 
over SUPERIOR FORCES in a popular 3 minute gruesome match.  It's because of having a 
long, tricky name.  Long, tricky names are intimidating.
     FLAVIUS (32-3305) (39-25-1,195) of ROMAN HEROES fought ARUNDA ROCKTROLL (103-35) 
(60-40-2,190) of the College of Mimes.  FLAVIUS was unbelievably bested by ARUNDA 
ROCKTROLL in a popular 3 minute bout.  I don't see why this was hard to believe.  I 
mean, we saw it with our own eyes.  And besides, it says right here that Flavius is a 
hero, so what else could he do but win?

     JAMMIES (74-2829) (89-87-1,206) of DARKLINGS fought WHATCHA WANT (17-3627) (34-
40-5,181) of THE ARMAGEDDON.  JAMMIES was executed by WHATCHA WANT in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.  Wow!  That's, well, that's really tough!  Too 
bad for Jammies, though.
     RETROVIRUS (70-6086) (38-32-0,210) of FEAR FACTORY IV fought DARLINA (74-2995) 
(56-55-3,198) of SAND DANCERS.  RETROVIRUS beat DARLINA in an exciting 5 minute 
brutal match.  Well, okay, but why did it take so long?
     PROPANE TORCH (61-2524) (32-29-1,190) of FEAR FACTORY fought REDFOX (13-4197) 
(69-109-0,196) of CARDOW HUNTERS.  PROPANE TORCH was devastated by REDFOX in a 
popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.  I know why this happened.  There's a note about 
it on the notes here.  It says that the moon is retrograde, so all sorts of strange 
things are happening.
     KYRLANIA (70-2327) (96-114-1,244) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought AKELDAMA (56-2417) 
(20-4-0,196) of ACT OF MALICE.  KYRLANIA devastated AKELDAMA in an exciting 1 minute 
uneven duel.  It happens, even when the winner only has eight times the fights of the 
loser.  Avoid and challenge, Akeldama.  Honestly, this is ridiculous.
     JULIUS (64-3641) (101-116-2,220) of UNDER DURESS fought FLIGHT (75-2606) (34-20-
4,188) of PARANOID ASYLUM.  JULIUS overpowered FLIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.  
That's Julius, he just goes around duressing other people right and, you know, left.

     FUNNY BUNNY (55-1862) (127-149-2,259) of RHYME TYME fought PARANOIA (9-4557) 
(66-16-2,191) of DSM4.  FUNNY BUNNY was demolished by PARANOIA in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute one-sided brawl.  This is GREAT!  Paranoia, I want to get you--  No, don't run 
away!  I wanted to get you a free drink!
     OSIRIS (19-4111) (44-30-2,213) of ANARCHY fought GOLEM (35-1485) (67-48-1,200) 
of THE PHILANTHROPISTS.  OSIRIS viciously subdued GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 4 minute 
brutal conflict.  This is World Anti-Golem Week.
     MILA (55-29) (96-117-0,239) of ROCANIS RIDERS fought PUNGENT STENCH (61-2458) 
(39-26-1,203) of FEAR FACTORY.  MILA savagely defeated PUNGENT STENCH in an exciting 
8 minute brutal fight.  This is because Mila's nose is numb.  He's Rirorni, you know.
     CYLADIA (51-1122) (127-129-1,219) of SKAITHVARN fought TAIRIKIA (51-4247) (108-
91-2,272) of SAND DANCERS.  CYLADIA was overpowered by TAIRIKIA in an action packed 1 
minute one-sided fight.  How much action can you pack into ten seconds, though?  I 
mean, if you want anybody to see what's happening, you have to slow down just a 
LITTLE.
     RIDDLER (61-1856) (68-49-1,222) of FEAR FACTORY fought TREMOR CHRIST (17-4047) 
(46-34-2,214) of IMMORTAL ASYLUM.  RIDDLER slimly won victory over TREMOR CHRIST in 
an action packed 4 minute fight.  Because, you see, Riddler has all the answers.  
Except to who took my skis.  Honestly, if people don't stop taking my skis, I'm just 
going to have to give UP skiing.  Just, you know, sit around in the lodge and drink 
hot chocolate in neat clothes.
     T-BONE (13-3139) (34-20-0,221) of LEGION OF DUMB fought NIGHTCAP (74-2745) (98-
105-0,194) of DARKLINGS.  T-BONE was vanquished by NIGHTCAP in a 1 minute uneven 
duel.  This is what happens when warriors don't eat before the fights.  They get, 
like, totally hungry.

     Oh, the challenge matches.  We must be almost done.
     NOREASTER (35-3896) (16-3-1,46) of DIRT DEVILS challenged PATIENCE (35-2005) 
(28-22-1,67) of PHILANTHROPISTS.  Up 21.  NOREASTER was overpowered by PATIENCE in a 
2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.  This is what happens when you challenge up.  I 
mean, it's terribly brave, and there are probably lots of skills to learn, but you 
lose a lot.  Not always, but a lot.
     GRETH (32-4321) (15-4-1,89) of RILL'S GCSC2 challenged MOUSE NOYLE (17-6252) 
(37-67-0,96) of MIDDLE WAY.  Up 7.  GRETH viciously subdued MOUSE NOYLE in a popular 
2 minute bloody Challenge duel.  This is the "not always" part about losing when you 
challenge up.  But Mouse Noyle is, you know, a Mouse.
     NEDIAM NORI (31-4069) (27-17-1,144) of CISUM S. EKARD challenged JELIAH BIGABO 
(35-3676) (39-20-2,180) of PHILANTHROPISTS 3.  Up 36.  NEDIAM NORI was overpowered by 
JELIAH BIGABO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  This is, like, totally 
painful even to THINK about, so I'm not going to.
     VINCENT CRABBE (74-3498) (50-47-2,181) of SLYTHERIN HOUSE challenged KELOS (55-
30) (84-124-4,183) of ROCANIS RIDERS.  Up 2.  VINCENT CRABBE won victory over KELOS 
in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge brawl.  This is good, because of making sure 
they don't get too proud and go back to robbing caravans.  At least, that's what 
people tell me.  I wouldn't really know myself.
     ALI GATOR (33-5584) (35-41-1,198) of DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO challenged NIGHTFALL 
(74-2421) (133-107-4,227) of DARKLINGS.  Up 29.  ALI GATOR was demolished by 
NIGHTFALL in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  Oh, no!  More boots!

     And for Lord Marshall, our non-column-writing Lord Marshall DRACO MALFOY (74-
3500) (63-24-1,258) of SLYTHERIN HOUSE challenged LOPING WOLF (56-1796) (86-136-
0,212) of REDHORSE.  Down 46 from, you know, the throne.  DRACO MALFOY devastated 
LOPING WOLF in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.  Congratulations and 
stuff.

                                      Debby T

LORD-MARSHALL                 W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DRACO MALFOY 74-3500        64  24  1  269  SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164)     DAYLA KIV

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHATCHA WANT 17-3627        35  40  6  295  THE ARMAGEDDON (1074)      ALJAFIR
 TAIRIKIA 51-4247           109  91  2  283  SAND DANCERS (1102)        TRICORUS
 KYRLANIA 70-2327            97 114  1  262  SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)      SENTERN
 MILA 55-29                  97 117  0  254  ROCANIS RIDERS (285)       KHALANI
 NIGHTFALL 74-2421          134 107  4  237  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 RIDDLER 61-1856             69  49  1  236  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 JULIUS 64-3641             102 116  2  235  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 OSIRIS 19-4111              45  30  2  231  ANARCHY (1030)             ZUWAYZA
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086          39  32  0  218  FEAR FACTORY IV (713)      SENTERN
 NIGHTCAP 74-2745            99 105  0  215  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WE LIKE THE MOON 25-5013    37  25  4  209  SPONGMONKEYS (1076)        LYRATILAN
 REDFOX 13-4197              70 109  0  207  CARDOW HUNTERS (761)       DULLENS
 PARANOIA 9-4557             67  16  2  207  DSM4 (461)                 ZUKAL
 KING LOVE 40-3748           49  39  2  205  GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238)   ZENSU
 TREMOR CHRIST 17-4047       46  35  2  203  IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877)      ALJAFIR
-FUT COUGH 17-4815           51  26  0  201  IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877)      ALJAFIR
 TRYURLUCK 61-1029           96  73  1  200  BLOOD KNIGHTS (284)        JURINE
 LOPING WOLF 56-1796         86 137  0  200  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 GOLEM 35-1485               67  49  1  200  THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746)  MURSKA
 NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821      48  47  0  200  BLADES OF WONDER (1002)    SOLVEN
 DARLINA 74-2995             56  56  3  199  SAND DANCERS (1158)        DAYLA KIV
 FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862        127 150  2  198  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
 PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458      39  27  1  198  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
-ELVIS 7-612                 45  42  0  197  THE ROCKERS (1029)         BONSUR
 ALI GATOR 33-5584           35  42  1  196  DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (884)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 CYLADIA 51-1122            127 130  1  195  SKAITHVARN (1101)          TRICORUS
 VICTIM OF SOCIETY 55-3179   43  41  2  195  PHILANTHROPISTS (831)      KHALANI
 FLAVIUS 32-3305             39  26  1  195  ROMAN HEROES (17)          ARVAT
-LORD LIGHTSPEED 33-2928     51  47  3  194  LUROCIANS II (775)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 VINCENT CRABBE 74-3498      51  47  2  190  SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164)     DAYLA KIV
-WRATH OF ONE 82-11628       28  21  2  190  LUROCIANS XII (1039)       DWES EG
 SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543     89 131  2  188  DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
 DAMORETH STENN 65-6105      60  72  1  188  SAND DANCERS (1130)        DAL SHANG
 AUGUSTUS I 32-2486          45  29  3  188  ROMAN HEROES (17)          ARVAT
-TOM RIDDLE 74-3501          47  48  3  187  SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164)     DAYLA KIV
 JELIAH BIGABO 35-3676       40  20  2  187  PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1011)   MURSKA
 T-BONE 13-3139              34  21  0  187  LEGION OF DUMB (1056)      DULLENS
 AKELDAMA 56-2417            20   5  0  187  ACT OF MALICE (1079)       ROCANIS
 GOSSAMER 35-3656            40  31  1  184  PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948)    MURSKA
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524       32  30  1  182  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SMUG BUG 55-2900            58 114  0  181  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
 FLIGHT 75-2606              34  21  4  181  PARANOID ASYLUM (1183)     JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JAMMIES 74-2829             89  88  1  180  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 UU DOEWANAKNO 73-1414       26  15  1  180  DRAKE'S LODGE (1037)       ERINIKA
 SON OF SAM 17-3911          25  17  1  180  MALICIOUS INTENT (1077)    ALJAFIR
 KELOS 55-30                 84 125  4  179  ROCANIS RIDERS (285)       KHALANI
 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130    34  48  3  175  GWAR (691)                 SENTERN
 SAMARIUM 75-3071            26  15  1  172  I AM SAM (1075)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 ROYLAND 56-3380            108  69  0  171  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 RILLION 36-5545             41  27  1  168  THE CHADS (946)            JHANS
 CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196      74 109  0  167  THE DRAGON FIST (1210)     LIN TIRIAN
 NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273      33  28  2  166  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 THE QUICKLING 70-1669       69 154  2  164  SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)      SENTERN
 COERCE 78-1577              28  20  1  164  FEAR FACTORY (1236)        LIN TIRIAN
 SIN-EATER 82-24827          14  18  3  163  THE WRETCHED (1232)        DWES EG
 MORTIFICATION 61-2333       44  38  4  162  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 CAFFIENE ACHIEVER 15-2429   38  45  4  161  DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (263)      MALCORN
-CRITICAL IMPACT 17-4626     28  14  0  161  MALICIOUS INTENT (1077)    ALJAFIR
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373     29  25  4  156  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 GOLDIE 29-4395              23  20  1  152  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CLAUDIUS 13-2860            38  27  2  150  I, CLAUDIUS (705)          DULLENS
 NEDIAM NORI 31-4069         27  18  1  148  CISUM S. EKARD (1049)      CHIMLEVTAL
 KIMO 70-6089                35  35  4  147  FEAR FACTORY IV (713)      SENTERN
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     45  45  2  144  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 REQUIEM 11-4472             25  18  0  142  BALLAD OF THE BLADE (1229) ARUAK CITY
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         43  46  2  141  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 ANARCHY 49-2279             26  13  2  141  APOCALYPSE (426)           VITHICAR
 GRAHAM 29-4318              32  39  0  137  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR
 AGRO 29-4314                31  43  1  125  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR
 GREGORY GOYLE 74-3497       44  53  1  124  SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164)     DAYLA KIV
 MUDVAYNE 61-3039            22  17  0  124  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 SCRAPPA 29-4411             21  18  2  114  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR
 BINDI 29-4454               22  18  2  113  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR
 BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570      22   4  0  109  DO IT AGAIN (1239)         ARUAK CITY
 PITSPAWN FOULDOG 61-3121    19   9  1  101  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DISORDER 65-6419            32  17  2  100  PARANOIA (1148)            DAL SHANG
 GRETH 32-4321               16   4  1  100  RILL'S GCSC2 (1242)        ARVAT
 MARILYN MANSON 61-1993      34  24  2   98  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252         37  68  0   90  MIDDLE WAY (1058)          ALJAFIR
 CHARLIE 29-4555             25  31  0   89  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR
 DRIZZT 40-4146              18  13  0   85  PHILANTHROPISTS (1234)     ZENSU
 SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021         17   7  1   84  HOUNDS OF HELL (1240)      RIZTAB
 JAVELINO 56-3728            32  37  0   82  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 PATIENCE 35-2005            29  22  1   82  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 THORIK 17-3125              16   6  0   78  STEEL WOLVES (1251)        ALJAFIR
 MOLLY 29-4645               15  17  0   64  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR
 BLUEY 29-4317               24  23  0   63  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR
 WENDY 29-4657               15   7  0   63  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR
 MONTY 29-4391               14  22  3   62  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR
 ACCO 29-4691                16   6  3   59  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR
 CASSIE 29-4574              20  16  1   57  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR
-OH OHLISH OMINAH 35-3912    14  10  2   54  PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1011)   MURSKA
 COOKIE 29-4455              16  12  2   52  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NOREASTER 35-3896           16   4  1   43  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
JAMMIES 74-2829            89  88  1 DARKLINGS 1160         WHATCHA WANT 17-3627   437

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

The Croc Files mourn the tragic passing of the most amazing individual who was the 
inspiration for this team.  Rest in peace, mate.  You will never be forgotten. -- 
From the Croc Files family:
     Croc Files (DM 29)
     Croc Files 2 (DM 43)
     Croc Files 3  (DM 14)
     Croc Files AD (DM 103)
          Manager: THawk

Nightfall -- Oh.  It's you. -- Redfox

(sound of scuffling)

Nightfall -- Oh, it's you.  I was thrilled to have you smash my face and cut my 
throat.  It was a great fight, and I enjoyed every second of it. -- Redfox
P.S.  Drop dead.

Tryurluck -- If that's your luck, you can keep it, sister.  I like mine better. -- 
Tairikia

Royland -- Debby is right about you.  Completely correct.  You are mean, nasty, and 
ungallant. -- Darlina
P.S.  That's why the audience chided and reproved you.

Marei -- A good try, ma'am, but you were over-matched.  The arenamaster, or whoever 
runs things here, shouldn't do that to you. -- Damoreth Stenn

Bionic Buffalo -- Gods, that's a scary thought!  Don't you dare do it again, you 
four-stomached freak. -- Mouse Noyle

Ali Gator -- Oh, no, I couldn't "cleanly out-jump you" because I fight dirty. -- 
Darlina

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DRACO MALFOY devastated LOPING WOLF in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
ALI GATOR was demolished by NIGHTFALL in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
VINCENT CRABBE won victory over KELOS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge brawl.
NEDIAM NORI was overpowered by JELIAH BIGABO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GRETH viciously subdued MOUSE NOYLE in a popular 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.
NOREASTER was overpowered by PATIENCE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
T-BONE was vanquished by NIGHTCAP in a 1 minute uneven duel.
RIDDLER slimly won victory over TREMOR CHRIST in a action packed 4 minute fight.
CYLADIA was overpowered by TAIRIKIA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
MILA savagely defeated PUNGENT STENCH in a exciting 8 minute brutal fight.
OSIRIS viciously subdued GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal conflict.
FUNNY BUNNY was demolished by PARANOIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
JULIUS overpowered FLIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KYRLANIA devastated AKELDAMA in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
PROPANE TORCH was devastated by REDFOX in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
RETROVIRUS beat DARLINA in a exciting 5 minute brutal match.
JAMMIES was executed by WHATCHA WANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
FLAVIUS was unbelievably bested by ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a popular 3 minute bout.
NEBUCHADNEZZAR won victory over SUPERIOR FORCES in a popular 3 minute gruesome match.
MORTIFICATION was vanquished by DAMORETH STENN in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
TRYURLUCK overpowered NINE INCH NAIL in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
KING LOVE defeated UU DOEWANAKNO in a popular 1 minute duel.
SMUG BUG was defeated by AUGUSTUS I in a action packed 1 minute match.
VICTIM OF SOCIETY overpowered CANNIBAL CORPSE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ROYLAND was overpowered by WE LIKE THE MOON in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SIN-EATER vanquished KNUCKLE JAW in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
COERCE was viciously subdued by SON OF SAM in a popular 2 minute brutal fray.
GOSSAMER subdued 3 FISTED RAT BOY in a 2 minute fight.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS was overpowered by CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SAMARIUM handily defeated GRAHAM in a action packed 1 minute gory mismatched match.
CAFFIENE ACHIEVER was bested by RILLION in a exciting 4 minute battle.
THE QUICKLING devastated GREGORY GOYLE in a popular 2 minute uneven bout.
KIMO demolished AGRO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GOLDIE demolished XHUGHA KARGARIT in a popular 2 minute one-sided duel.
CLAUDIUS vanquished MUDVAYNE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SCRAPPA subdued ROSELLA in a 2 minute competition.
BINDI was vanquished by REQUIEM in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BIONIC BUFFALO was demolished by ANARCHY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SCOOBY DOOM was devastated by DISORDER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PITSPAWN FOULDOG vanquished ACCO in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MARILYN MANSON bested WENDY in a crowd pleasing 6 minute match.
JAVELINO overcame BLUEY in a exciting 4 minute conflict.
DRIZZT overpowered COOKIE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MOLLY was defeated by ROSELLA in a popular 3 minute duel.
CASSIE was overpowered by THORIK in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CHARLIE slimly won victory over BITTER ALMOND in a 2 minute brutal duel.
MONTY was demolished by ROSELLA in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  25         AIMED BLOW        41 -  30 -  1      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 18         SLASHING ATTACK   49 -  38 -  1      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  12 -  0      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  12 -  0      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         LUNGING ATTACK    87 -  82 -  2      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         TOTAL PARRY       31 -  33 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   54 -  58 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         WALL OF STEEL     34 -  42 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  16 -  0      43  |

Turn 437 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    7 - 11         3  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         8 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    13 - 12     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  5     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   DRACO MALFOY 74-3500       64  24  1  269 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164)
STRIKING ATTACK  WHATCHA WANT 17-3627       35  40  6  295 THE ARMAGEDDON (1074)
AIMED BLOW       TAIRIKIA 51-4247          109  91  2  283 SAND DANCERS (1102)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    RIDDLER 61-1856            69  49  1  236 FEAR FACTORY (632)
SLASHING ATTACK  JULIUS 64-3641            102 116  2  235 UNDER DURESS (743)
TOTAL PARRY      RETROVIRUS 70-6086         39  32  0  218 FEAR FACTORY IV (713)
PARRY-LUNGE      NIGHTCAP 74-2745           99 105  0  215 DARKLINGS (1160)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PROPANE TORCH 61-2524      32  30  1  182 FEAR FACTORY (632)
PARRY-STRIKE     COERCE 78-1577             28  20  1  164 FEAR FACTORY (1236)
BASHING ATTACK   CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373    29  25  4  156 FEAR FACTORY (632)

The overall popularity leader is CYLADIA 51-1122.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MILA 55-29.  The ten other most popular fighters were DARLINA 74-2995, TREMOR 
CHRIST 17-4047, OSIRIS 19-4111, JAVELINO 56-3728, PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458, FLAVIUS 
32-3305, NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821, RETROVIRUS 70-6086, CAFFIENE ACHIEVER 15-2429, and 
WENDY 29-4657.

The least popular fighter this week was CASSIE 29-4574.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were COOKIE 29-4455, ACCO 29-4691, SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021, BIONIC BUFFALO 
11-6570, BINDI 29-4454, MUDVAYNE 61-3039, AGRO 29-4314, CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373, 
AKELDAMA 56-2417, and FLIGHT 75-2606.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  JURINE(61)           4  6 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  ARVAT(32)            2  1 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          2  1 0  MURSKA(35)           3  2 0  SENTERN(70)          4  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          3  2 1  ZENSU(40)            2  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        4  3 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  2 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          2  3 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            3 10 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  3 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PARANOIA 9-4557             67  16  2  207  DSM4 (461)                 ZUKAL
 REQUIEM 11-4472             25  18  0  142  BALLAD OF THE BLADE (1229) ARUAK CITY
 SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021         17   7  1   84  HOUNDS OF HELL (1240)      RIZTAB
 REDFOX 13-4197              70 109  0  207  CARDOW HUNTERS (761)       DULLENS
 CAFFIENE ACHIEVER 15-2429   38  45  4  161  DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (263)      MALCORN
 WHATCHA WANT 17-3627        35  40  6  295  THE ARMAGEDDON (1074)      ALJAFIR
 OSIRIS 19-4111              45  30  2  231  ANARCHY (1030)             ZUWAYZA
 NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821      48  47  0  200  BLADES OF WONDER (1002)    SOLVEN
 WE LIKE THE MOON 25-5013    37  25  4  209  SPONGMONKEYS (1076)        LYRATILAN
 GOLDIE 29-4395              23  20  1  152  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR
 NEDIAM NORI 31-4069         27  18  1  148  CISUM S. EKARD (1049)      CHIMLEVTAL
 FLAVIUS 32-3305             39  26  1  195  ROMAN HEROES (17)          ARVAT
 ALI GATOR 33-5584           35  42  1  196  DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (884)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 GOLEM 35-1485               67  49  1  200  THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746)  MURSKA
 RILLION 36-5545             41  27  1  168  THE CHADS (946)            JHANS
 KING LOVE 40-3748           49  39  2  205  GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238)   ZENSU
 ANARCHY 49-2279             26  13  2  141  APOCALYPSE (426)           VITHICAR
 TAIRIKIA 51-4247           109  91  2  283  SAND DANCERS (1102)        TRICORUS
 MILA 55-29                  97 117  0  254  ROCANIS RIDERS (285)       KHALANI
 LOPING WOLF 56-1796         86 137  0  200  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 RIDDLER 61-1856             69  49  1  236  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 JULIUS 64-3641             102 116  2  235  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 DAMORETH STENN 65-6105      60  72  1  188  SAND DANCERS (1130)        DAL SHANG
 KYRLANIA 70-2327            97 114  1  262  SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)      SENTERN
 UU DOEWANAKNO 73-1414       26  15  1  180  DRAKE'S LODGE (1037)       ERINIKA
 DRACO MALFOY 74-3500        64  24  1  269  SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164)     DAYLA KIV
 FLIGHT 75-2606              34  21  4  181  PARANOID ASYLUM (1183)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     45  45  2  144  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196      74 109  0  167  THE DRAGON FIST (1210)     LIN TIRIAN
 SIN-EATER 82-24827          14  18  3  163  THE WRETCHED (1232)        DWES EG