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Date : 10/12/2006 Duedate: 10/25/2006
FREE BLADES
DM-103 TURN-439
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 STEEL WOLVES 17/1251 2 1 0 66.7 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 35/948
2 DO IT AGAIN 11/1239 1281 697 11 64.8 PHILANTHROPISTS 40/1234
HOUNDS OF HELL 12/1240 11 BLOOD KNIGHTS 61/284 308 331 9 48.2
SPONGMONKEYS 25/1076 THE DRAGON FIST 78/1210
DIRT DEVILS 35/1246 SCARLET KNIGHTS 70/403
3-DSM4 9/461 697 448 9 60.9 12 REDHORSE 56/823 437 487 3 47.3
GARDEN OF HORRORS 40/1238 SKAITHVARN 51/1101
BALLAD OF THE BLADE 11/1229 DARKLINGS 74/1160
BLADES OF WONDER 22/1002 ROCANIS RIDERS 55/285
I AM SAM 75/1075 13 GWAR 70/691 231 262 5 46.9
4 ROMAN HEROES 32/17 543 374 6 59.2 FEAR FACTORY 61/632
I, CLAUDIUS 13/705 FEAR FACTORY IV 70/713
5 ANCIENT LORDS 70/460 4 3 0 57.1 FEAR FACTORY 78/1236
6 THE CHADS 36/946 569 473 6 54.6 GWAR 77/1235
SLYTHERIN HOUSE 74/1164 14 RHYME TYME 55/397 276 318 1 46.5
RILL'S GCSC2 32/1242 15 DRAKE'S LODG 73/1037 150 179 2 45.6
7 ANARCHY 19/1030 135 119 7 53.1 CISUM S. EKARD 31/1049
PARANOIA 65/1148 DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO 33/884
THE WRETCHED 82/1232 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q 15/263
ACT OF MALICE 56/1079 16 UNDER DURESS 64/743 746 1053 10 41.5
PARANOID ASYLUM 75/1183 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY 33/764
IMMORTAL ASYLUM 17/877 17 LACE 70/824 6 9 0 40.0
MALICIOUS INTENT 17/1077 TRAIL OF TEARS 29/820
THE ARMAGEDDON 17/1074 URBAN JUNGLE 35/836
8 LEGION OF DU 13/1056 17 15 0 53.1 18 CROC FILES 29/951 101 176 5 36.5
9 APOCALYPSE 49/426 20 19 1 51.3 19 MIDDLE WAY 17/1058 516 1109 8 31.8
10 PHILANTHROPIS 55/831 260 263 5 49.7 SAND DANCERS 65/1130
THE PHILANTHROPISTS 35/746 SAND DANCERS 74/1158
PHILANTHROPISTS 3 35/1011 CARDOW HUNTERS 13/761
PHILANTHROPISTS 35/510 SAND DANCERS 51/1102
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Well, there was, you know, delay in getting today started. I can understand
that, I often think days start too early anyway. But here we are finally, and it's
all good. Because we're Free Blades, and everyone can SEE that we're the best now.
I mean, Talahya's crowded, and Darkholm, well, that's in a dinky little fishing
village that smells like, you know, fish. But we've got this really nice town the
Adantri built for Lirin Kiv, and everybody just loves it here. Which is probably why
we have more gladiators eager to fight on OUR sands than any other arena on the Isle
except Talahya and Primus. So there, Desiree (not your real name)!
We had, listen, are you ready for this, are you sitting down? We had FORTY-ONE
fights. Twenty challenge matches, too! This is so cool! And only one standby,
which means there were seventy-nine of you who came out today. I think that's just
great, and I love you all.
Fear Factory got the most avoids, because of being nasty and dangerous, I guess.
And the Roman Heroes, not being fools, avoided them more than anybody else. And
we're glad to have Roman Heroes back, too. I always like a hero, it sounds classier
somehow than calling it a submarine, don't you think? The Roman ones have italian
sausage and parmesan cheese and stuff like that on them, but don't let anyone give
you a sandwich with pasta on it. I tried one of those. You might as well eat
SPROUTS. It's unnatural.
Pitspawn Fouldog got the most challenges. I don't know why, nobody tells me
these things. But he got more challenges than the Lord Marshall, even though he,
meaning P.F., is from Most-Avoided Fear Factory. It's all a mystery to me.
The longest fight was five minutes, which is barely anything. I mean, you can't
eat a sandwich properly in five minutes, not if it's got lots of slippery stuff in
it.
So, anyway, here's the fights. All about 'em.
PATIENCE (35-2005) (29-23-1,62) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought MOLLY (29-4645) (15-
17-0,64) of CROC FILES. PATIENCE was handily defeated by MOLLY in a 1 minute one-
sided match. What that really means it that Molly bit off Patience's hand. These
Crocs are tough, you know? Mean.
JAVELINO (56-3728) (32-38-0,55) of REDHORSE fought CHARLIE (29-4555) (25-32-
0,85) of CROC FILES. JAVELINO was overpowered by CHARLIE in a 1 minute uneven
competition. Same kind of thing. I heard, I don't know if, you know, it's true
because it wasn't in a deep con cave, but I HEARD that the Crocs don't get to eat for
three days before the fights, so they were really, really hungry.
GRETH (32-4321) (16-5-1,100) of RILL'S GCSC2 fought BIONIC BUFFALO (11-6570)
(22-5-0,98) of DO IT AGAIN. GRETH vanquished BIONIC BUFFALO in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided conflict. I think this must have been because of all that rain we
had. Somebody told me that bionic people get short when it rains. I guess they
shrink or something. But anyway, they're supposed to not be able to fight as well.
NINE INCH NAIL (61-2273) (33-29-2,143) of FEAR FACTORY fought XHUGHA KARGARIT
(103-38) (32-28-1,130) of the College of Mimes. NINE INCH NAIL delivered the death
blow upon XHUGHA KARGARIT in a 2 minute match. Gosh, this is totally horrible! I
mean, only one standby, and Nine just NAILED her!
ROYLAND (56-3380) (109-69-0,175) of REDHORSE fought FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77-2125)
(45-46-2,150) of GWAR. ROYLAND demolished FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
This was probably easy for Royland, on account of him being full of beans most of the
time. You know how beans are.
JELIAH BIGABO (35-3676) (40-21-2,173) of PHILANTHROPISTS 3 fought SIN-EATER (82-
24827) (14-19-3,154) of THE WRETCHED. JELIAH BIGABO handily defeated SIN-EATER in a
popular 1 minute one-sided duel. I can't read the note here very well, because I
think somebody spilled something on it, but what I THINK it says is that some sins
are indisgustable. Which doesn't make a lot of sense, but then, what does, some
days?
CRITICAL IMPACT (17-4626) (29-14-0,163) of MALICIOUS INTENT fought BINDI (29-
4454) (22-18-2,113) of CROC FILES. CRITICAL IMPACT vanquished BINDI in an exciting 1
minute mismatched bout. I heard, you know, just around sort of thing, uh, the
hearing was just around, sort of over-hearing, meaning nobody actually TOLD me, that
Bindi is in an adventure, and you can just bet that getting hit with a critical
impact won't help stuff. Authors are so suggestible!
KIMO (70-6089) (36-35-4,166) of FEAR FACTORY IV fought VINCENT CRABBE (74-3498)
(51-48-2,179) of SLYTHERIN HOUSE. KIMO was handily defeated by VINCENT CRABBE in a
popular 2 minute gory uneven match. I don't see any kind of sign here of Vince being
a crab apple, so why is this note...? Oh, it says that he "crabbed a piece of Kimo."
Is that supposed to be funny? Who writes this stuff, anyway?
3 FISTED RAT BOY (70-6130) (35-48-3,177) of GWAR fought GOLDIE (29-4395) (23-21-
1,154) of CROC FILES. 3 FISTED RAT BOY handily defeated GOLDIE in an exciting 1
minute one-sided fight. I guess it's the three fists. I mean, you gladiators know
to watch out for both hands, right? But if a guy has THREE hands, well, you've only
got TWO eyes, so how do you watch out, huh? Answer me that one!
T-BONE (13-3139) (35-21-0,199) of LEGION OF DUMB fought GREGORY GOYLE (74-3497)
(45-53-1,156) of SLYTHERIN HOUSE. T-BONE savagely defeated GREGORY GOYLE in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute brutal match. No, really, these notes are just terrible. All
scrawly and kind of blurred. Why should the tee-bone be connected to the are-bone?
And, you know, so what?
ALI GATOR (33-5584) (35-43-1,198) of DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO fought COERCE (78-1577)
(29-20-1,179) of FEAR FACTORY. ALI GATOR viciously subdued COERCE in a popular 2
minute bloody duel. I know Ali Gator isn't a Croc, but what I heard is that they're,
like, cousins or something. And they all bite.
GOLEM (35-1485) (68-49-1,207) of THE PHILANTHROPISTS fought REDFOX (13-4197)
(70-110-0,172) of CARDOW HUNTERS. GOLEM overpowered REDFOX in an exciting 1 minute
uneven bout. This is, you know, the usual thing. Traditional.
CYLADIA (51-1122) (128-130-1,208) of SKAITHVARN fought DARLINA (74-2995) (56-57-
3,187) of SAND DANCERS. CYLADIA defeated DARLINA in an exciting 3 minute fight. Uh,
didn't this just happen recently? Maybe even more than once?
TAIRIKIA (51-4247) (110-91-2,291) of SAND DANCERS fought FUNNY BUNNY (55-1862)
(128-150-2,200) of RHYME TYME. TAIRIKIA handily defeated FUNNY BUNNY in an exciting
1 minute one-sided fight. You know, I heard that she doesn't have a sense of humor.
Not that a sense of humor would help you with Funny Bunny, but it's a principle.
NIGHTCAP (74-2745) (100-105-0,228) of DARKLINGS fought DAMORETH STENN (65-6105)
(60-73-1,181) of SAND DANCERS. NIGHTCAP overpowered DAMORETH STENN in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided fight. Naturally. The only real question, the one the
bookies are giving odds about is, you know, will Stenn get to retire this time, or
not?
MILA (55-29) (98-117-0,277) of ROCANIS RIDERS fought SUPERIOR FORCES (33-4543)
(90-131-2,202) of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY. MILA beat SUPERIOR FORCES in an action
packed 2 minute competition. They tell me it's a lot easier to fight duplicate
redundancies if you're so drunk or, you know, hungover because of no umbrella, that
you're seeing double. So you get them coming and going or something.
VICTIM OF SOCIETY (55-3179) (44-41-2,212) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought KELOS (55-
30) (85-125-4,204) of ROCANIS RIDERS. VICTIM OF SOCIETY vanquished KELOS in an
action packed 1 minute one-sided fray. So if Kelos is a victim of a Victim, what
does that make him? Surely somebody has a word for it?
WE LIKE THE MOON (25-5013) (38-25-4,224) of SPONGMONKEYS fought JAMMIES (74-
2829) (90-88-1,191) of DARKLINGS. WE LIKE THE MOON was overpowered by JAMMIES in an
exciting 1 minute uneven match. Because Jammies doesn't like the moon. It shines in
his window and he can't sleep.
NIGHTFALL (74-2421) (135-107-4,255) of DARKLINGS fought RIDDLER (61-1856) (69-
50-1,191) of FEAR FACTORY. NIGHTFALL vanquished RIDDLER in an action packed 2 minute
gory one-sided match. There's some more scrawly notes on this one. Something about
rapiers of wit, which I haven't heard of. Is it some kind of steel?
JULIUS (64-3641) (103-116-2,243) of UNDER DURESS fought LOPING WOLF (56-1796)
(87-137-0,211) of REDHORSE. JULIUS demolished LOPING WOLF in a 1 minute one-sided
fight. Lots of duress for a short fight, but you know how it is with time. You just
can't trust it.
RETROVIRUS (70-6086) (40-32-0,232) of FEAR FACTORY IV fought KAZMOGORATH (70-
972) (25-7-1,205) of ANCIENT LORDS. RETROVIRUS handily defeated KAZMOGORATH in a 1
minute one-sided contest. Wow, a new to us warrior! Welcome Kazmo. Do you mind if
I call you that? Long names are, you know, totally confusing. Don't mind about
losing, we do that to everybody when they're new, on account of something I don't
remember. What? Oh, so there aren't any unreasonable expectations. Right. I knew
that.
And here are the challenge matches, which means half way:
NOREASTER (35-3896) (17-4-1,73) of DIRT DEVILS challenged ABRA MACABRE VI (29-
2331) (24-23-2,100) of TRAIL OF TEARS. Up 27. NOREASTER beat ABRA MACABRE VI in an
action packed 1 minute Challenge fray. I think it's probably because of being that
time of year. You know. Winter. Well, soon, anyway.
THORIK (17-3125) (16-7-0,73) of STEEL WOLVES challenged MOUSE NOYLE (17-6252)
(38-68-0,96) of MIDDLE WAY. Up 23. THORIK beat MOUSE NOYLE in an action packed 2
minute brutal Challenge fight. I just KNEW there was something wrong with having a
Mouse in the arena. And you see? He was eaten by a wolf, nearly.
DARWIN'S LAW (35-2667) (18-5-0,84) of URBAN JUNGLE challenged DRIZZT (40-4146)
(18-14-0,76) of PHILANTHROPISTS. Down 8. DARWIN'S LAW handily defeated DRIZZT in a
1 minute mismatched Challenge competition. There's some kind of deep philosophical
meaning in this one, at least, I think that's what the note says. But you'll have to
work it out for yourself.
SCOOBY DOOM (12-6021) (18-7-1,98) of HOUNDS OF HELL challenged PITSPAWN FOULDOG
(61-3121) (19-10-1,110) of FEAR FACTORY. Up 12. SCOOBY DOOM overpowered PITSPAWN
FOULDOG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout. This was a dog fight. That's what
it says, right here in, uh, black and beer. Besides, I could tell.
ANARCHY (49-2279) (26-13-2,141) of APOCALYPSE challenged CANNIBAL CORPSE (61-
2373) (29-26-4,149) of FEAR FACTORY. Up 8. ANARCHY defeated CANNIBAL CORPSE in an
exciting 1 minute Challenge bout. This is good. I don't like to think about what
might happen if Cannibal Corpse won.
MARILYN MANSON (61-1993) (35-24-2,111) of FEAR FACTORY challenged SCRAPPA (29-
4411) (21-19-2,120) of CROC FILES. Up 9. MARILYN MANSON devastated SCRAPPA in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge brawl. I hear--people tell me things, you know? I don't
ASK--I hear that Marilyn has ordered a set of crocodile boots to celebrate her
victory.
DISORDER (65-6419) (33-17-3,150) of PARANOIA challenged KNUCKLE JAW (77-2129)
(43-47-2,143) of GWAR. Down 7. DISORDER devastated KNUCKLE JAW in an exciting 1
minute uneven Challenge duel. Well, you know, what could he do? She was out to get
him. Everyone knows that.
CLAUDIUS (13-2860) (38-28-2,138) of I, CLAUDIUS challenged MUDVAYNE (61-3039)
(23-17-0,137) of FEAR FACTORY. Down 1. CLAUDIUS was handily defeated by MUDVAYNE in
a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. Claudius has struck Out? I don't get this.
There's no Out listed in this fight.
NEDIAM NORI (31-4069) (28-18-1,164) of CISUM S. EKARD challenged SMUG BUG (55-
2900) (58-115-0,170) of RHYME TYME. Up 6. NEDIAM NORI was demolished by SMUG BUG in
a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl. You know how it is with bugs, they get in
everywhere and ruin everything. That's why they're smug.
AKELDAMA (56-2417) (20-6-0,180) of ACT OF MALICE challenged CORT NIGHTJEWEL (78-
196) (75-109-0,176) of THE DRAGON FIST. Down 2. AKELDAMA overcame CORT NIGHTJEWEL
in an exciting 3 minute Challenge contest. AND stole his jewel. Some people won't
settle for just a simple win, you know. They have to get a trophy, too. Like the
crocodile boots.
CAFFIENE ACHIEVER (15-2429) (38-46-4,160) of DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q challenged
MORTIFICATION (61-2333) (44-39-4,160) of FEAR FACTORY. Straight across. CAFFIENE
ACHIEVER savagely defeated MORTIFICATION in a 2 minute Challenge match. I always
knew that caffiene was totally bad for you. It makes you nasty and twitchy and you
get wrinkles in your face. Even putting an umbrella in the cup doesn't help.
UU DOEWANAKNO (73-1414) (26-16-1,176) of DRAKE'S LODGE challenged SON OF SAM
(17-3911) (26-17-1,182) of MALICIOUS INTENT. Up 6. UU DOEWANAKNO beat SON OF SAM in
a popular 1 minute Challenge melee. You know, I don't think I want to know anything
about this fight. Which is good, because probably nobody will say anything.
WHATCHA WANT (17-3627) (35-41-6,200) of THE ARMAGEDDON challenged KYRLANIA (70-
2327) (97-115-1,199) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. Down 1. WHATCHA WANT was vanquished by
KYRLANIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. Yes, well, this stuff happens.
That's why I am not a gladiator. All that time in the Infirmary, you know? It's
just heck on your tan.
FLAVIUS (32-3305) (39-27-1,191) of ROMAN HEROES challenged ALOPE (29-2114) (31-
23-1,193) of TRAIL OF TEARS. Up 2. FLAVIUS was vanquished by ALOPE in a popular 1
minute uneven Challenge duel. See, Flavius thought it was just an ant-alope, but
actually, it was more like a bear-alope or something, right? I mean, big and tough
and nasty. So many gladiators are. It must be something in the water here on the
Isle. That's why I never drink the water.
TREMOR CHRIST (17-4047) (46-36-2,200) of IMMORTAL ASYLUM challenged TRYURLUCK
(61-1029) (97-73-1,210) of BLOOD KNIGHTS. Up 10. TREMOR CHRIST was defeated by
TRYURLUCK in an action packed 1 minute Challenge melee. Well, too bad. There's a
note, but I'm tired of the notes, you know? Half the time, I can't read them, and
mostly even if I can, they don't make sense.
FLIGHT (75-2606) (34-22-4,186) of PARANOID ASYLUM challenged GOSSAMER (35-3656)
(40-32-1,184) of PHILANTHROPISTS 2. Down 2. FLIGHT was overpowered by GOSSAMER in a
1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. I didn't know both these people had wings. I
mean, it didn't show before today, but golly, there it was! Wings and, you know,
fighting in the air.
MIDNIGHT FAITH (75-2651) (31-22-1,194) of PARANOID ASYLUM challenged THE
QUICKLING (70-1669) (70-154-2,193) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. Down 1. MIDNIGHT FAITH
devastated THE QUICKLING in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl. Good. I get
so tired of The. He never says anything, or does anything, and he's just, you know,
really frustrating, even more than lots of others here. Just one of those things, I
guess.
AUGUSTUS I (32-2486) (45-30-3,181) of ROMAN HEROES challenged PUNGENT STENCH
(61-2458) (39-28-1,197) of FEAR FACTORY. Up 16. AUGUSTUS I slimly lost to PUNGENT
STENCH in a popular 5 minute brutal Challenge fight. This was the longest fight, and
I bet it seemed even longer to Gus.
SAXOPHONE (70-43) (32-15-0,185) of LACE challenged PROPANE TORCH (61-2524) (33-
30-1,199) of FEAR FACTORY. Up 14. SAXOPHONE was handily defeated by PROPANE TORCH
in a 2 minute Challenge match. How is a szxophone like lace? I mean, I understand
how it got melted, or burned up if it's lace, but I don't understand the lace part.
Oh, well.
For the title, an actual challenge match, which is great. It means that people
care, even if they challenge somebody else more. OSIRIS (19-4111) (46-30-2,237) of
ANARCHY challenged DRACO MALFOY (74-3500) (65-24-1,280) of SLYTHERIN HOUSE. Up 43.
OSIRIS was devastated by DRACO MALFOY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
It was, like, a really good try, and congratulations to Osiris for trying, and more
congratulations to Draco for winning, and now I really need, I don't know, I think
maybe a plum. Or a raspberry. Yeah, a fresh raspberry. So, good night.
Debby T
LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DRACO MALFOY 74-3500 66 24 1 299 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164) DAYLA KIV
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAIRIKIA 51-4247 111 91 2 302 SAND DANCERS (1102) TRICORUS
MILA 55-29 99 117 0 285 ROCANIS RIDERS (285) KHALANI
NIGHTFALL 74-2421 136 107 4 276 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
JULIUS 64-3641 104 116 2 254 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
RETROVIRUS 70-6086 41 32 0 251 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
NIGHTCAP 74-2745 101 105 0 234 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
VICTIM OF SOCIETY 55-3179 45 41 2 223 PHILANTHROPISTS (831) KHALANI
TRYURLUCK 61-1029 98 73 1 221 BLOOD KNIGHTS (284) JURINE
PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 34 30 1 217 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
JAMMIES 74-2829 91 88 1 214 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
CYLADIA 51-1122 129 130 1 213 SKAITHVARN (1101) TRICORUS
KYRLANIA 70-2327 98 115 1 211 SCARLET KNIGHTS (403) SENTERN
GOLEM 35-1485 69 49 1 211 THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746) MURSKA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 40 28 1 209 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
ALOPE 29-2114 32 23 1 209 TRAIL OF TEARS (820) LAPUR
-PARANOIA 9-4557 67 16 2 207 DSM4 (461) ZUKAL
MIDNIGHT FAITH 75-2651 32 22 1 207 PARANOID ASYLUM (1183) JADE MOUNTAIN
ALI GATOR 33-5584 36 43 1 206 DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (884) NIATOLI ISLAND
-KING LOVE 40-3748 49 39 2 205 GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238) ZENSU
OSIRIS 19-4111 46 31 2 202 ANARCHY (1030) ZUWAYZA
TREMOR CHRIST 17-4047 46 37 2 201 IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877) ALJAFIR
GOSSAMER 35-3656 41 32 1 201 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948) MURSKA
T-BONE 13-3139 36 21 0 201 LEGION OF DUMB (1056) DULLENS
-NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821 48 47 0 200 BLADES OF WONDER (1002) SOLVEN
SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543 90 132 2 196 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 128 151 2 195 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
KAZMOGORATH 70-972 25 8 1 192 ANCIENT LORDS (460) SENTERN
KELOS 55-30 85 126 4 191 ROCANIS RIDERS (285) KHALANI
LOPING WOLF 56-1796 87 138 0 190 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RIDDLER 61-1856 69 51 1 190 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
VINCENT CRABBE 74-3498 52 48 2 190 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164) DAYLA KIV
WHATCHA WANT 17-3627 35 42 6 190 THE ARMAGEDDON (1074) ALJAFIR
UU DOEWANAKNO 73-1414 27 16 1 190 DRAKE'S LODGE (1037) ERINIKA
DARLINA 74-2995 56 58 3 188 SAND DANCERS (1158) DAYLA KIV
AKELDAMA 56-2417 21 6 0 187 ACT OF MALICE (1079) ROCANIS
THE QUICKLING 70-1669 70 155 2 186 SCARLET KNIGHTS (403) SENTERN
AUGUSTUS I 32-2486 45 31 3 186 ROMAN HEROES (17) ARVAT
WE LIKE THE MOON 25-5013 38 26 4 186 SPONGMONKEYS (1076) LYRATILAN
SMUG BUG 55-2900 59 115 0 184 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
FLAVIUS 32-3305 39 28 1 184 ROMAN HEROES (17) ARVAT
3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 36 48 3 183 GWAR (691) SENTERN
SAXOPHONE 70-43 32 16 0 181 LACE (824) SENTERN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ROYLAND 56-3380 110 69 0 180 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273 34 29 3 180 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196 75 110 0 179 THE DRAGON FIST (1210) LIN TIRIAN
JELIAH BIGABO 35-3676 41 21 2 179 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1011) MURSKA
COERCE 78-1577 29 21 1 179 FEAR FACTORY (1236) LIN TIRIAN
FLIGHT 75-2606 34 23 4 177 PARANOID ASYLUM (1183) JADE MOUNTAIN
SON OF SAM 17-3911 26 18 1 177 MALICIOUS INTENT (1077) ALJAFIR
DAMORETH STENN 65-6105 60 74 1 176 SAND DANCERS (1130) DAL SHANG
REDFOX 13-4197 70 111 0 174 CARDOW HUNTERS (761) DULLENS
-RILLION 36-5545 41 28 1 172 THE CHADS (946) JHANS
-SAMARIUM 75-3071 26 15 1 172 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN
CAFFIENE ACHIEVER 15-2429 39 46 4 171 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (263) MALCORN
GREGORY GOYLE 74-3497 45 54 1 167 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164) DAYLA KIV
CRITICAL IMPACT 17-4626 30 14 0 165 MALICIOUS INTENT (1077) ALJAFIR
KIMO 70-6089 36 36 4 161 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
DISORDER 65-6419 34 17 3 159 PARANOIA (1148) DAL SHANG
MORTIFICATION 61-2333 44 40 4 156 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
NEDIAM NORI 31-4069 28 19 1 156 CISUM S. EKARD (1049) CHIMLEVTAL
MUDVAYNE 61-3039 24 17 0 154 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
SIN-EATER 82-24827 14 20 3 154 THE WRETCHED (1232) DWES EG
ANARCHY 49-2279 27 13 2 153 APOCALYPSE (426) VITHICAR
GOLDIE 29-4395 23 22 1 151 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 45 47 2 150 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 29 27 4 145 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
-REQUIEM 11-4472 25 18 0 142 BALLAD OF THE BLADE (1229) ARUAK CITY
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 43 48 2 139 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
-GRAHAM 29-4318 32 39 0 137 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
CLAUDIUS 13-2860 38 29 2 129 I, CLAUDIUS (705) DULLENS
MARILYN MANSON 61-1993 36 24 2 127 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
-AGRO 29-4314 31 43 1 125 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
BINDI 29-4454 22 19 2 120 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021 19 7 1 120 HOUNDS OF HELL (1240) RIZTAB
GRETH 32-4321 17 5 1 119 RILL'S GCSC2 (1242) ARVAT
SCRAPPA 29-4411 21 20 2 108 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PITSPAWN FOULDOG 61-3121 19 11 1 97 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
DARWIN'S LAW 35-2667 19 5 0 94 URBAN JUNGLE (836) MURSKA
NOREASTER 35-3896 18 4 1 94 DIRT DEVILS (1246) MURSKA
THORIK 17-3125 17 7 0 93 STEEL WOLVES (1251) ALJAFIR
BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570 22 6 0 92 DO IT AGAIN (1239) ARUAK CITY
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHARLIE 29-4555 26 32 0 87 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
ABRA MACABRE VI 29-2331 24 24 2 86 TRAIL OF TEARS (820) LAPUR
MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252 38 69 0 82 MIDDLE WAY (1058) ALJAFIR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOLLY 29-4645 16 17 0 76 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
DRIZZT 40-4146 18 15 0 72 PHILANTHROPISTS (1234) ZENSU
-SULLY 16-4344 19 12 0 69 SHROUD IN MYSTERY (1245) WILLAF
-BLUEY 29-4317 24 23 0 63 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
-WENDY 29-4657 15 7 0 63 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
-MONTY 29-4391 14 22 3 62 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
-ACCO 29-4691 16 6 3 59 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
-CASSIE 29-4574 20 16 1 57 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
JAVELINO 56-3728 32 39 0 53 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
PATIENCE 35-2005 29 24 1 53 PHILANTHROPISTS (510) MURSKA
-COOKIE 29-4455 16 12 2 52 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
XHUGHA KARGARIT 103-38 32 29 1 1 NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273 439
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Charlie -- Ha! Mouse eats Croc, I love it! -- Mouse Noyle
Julius -- I figure you owe me for that win. -- Damoreth Stenn
Flight -- Sounds like a good move. You should go for it. -- Tairikia
Cyladia -- Ah. It's you. -- Darlina
The Quickling -- Oh. It's you. -- Redfox
Debby -- It's a case of reciprocity. -- Redfox
What is? Don't tell me I have to go back and look in the last newsletter! I'm
not MADE of time, you know.
Debby -- I'd rather eat soup with a dagger than fight that (expletive deleted) again.
-- Darlina
Debby -- Cats? That's a disgusting thought. -- Mouse Noyle
Mouse Noyle -- JUST like you to put your comment at the end where we couldn't explain
it to you. If you didn't get any insult out of that statement, then there wasn't one
in it. Things aren't insulting if they're true. -- Redfox
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
OSIRIS was devastated by DRACO MALFOY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
SAXOPHONE was handily defeated by PROPANE TORCH in a 2 minute Challenge match.
AUGUSTUS I slimly lost to PUNGENT STENCH in a popular 5 minute brutal Challenge fight.
MIDNIGHT FAITH devastated THE QUICKLING in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
FLIGHT was overpowered by GOSSAMER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
TREMOR CHRIST was defeated by TRYURLUCK in a action packed 1 minute Challenge melee.
FLAVIUS was vanquished by ALOPE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
WHATCHA WANT was vanquished by KYRLANIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
UU DOEWANAKNO beat SON OF SAM in a popular 1 minute Challenge melee.
CAFFIENE ACHIEVER savagely defeated MORTIFICATION in a 2 minute Challenge match.
AKELDAMA overcame CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a exciting 3 minute Challenge contest.
NEDIAM NORI was demolished by SMUG BUG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
CLAUDIUS was handily defeated by MUDVAYNE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DISORDER devastated KNUCKLE JAW in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MARILYN MANSON devastated SCRAPPA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ANARCHY defeated CANNIBAL CORPSE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
SCOOBY DOOM overpowered PITSPAWN FOULDOG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DARWIN'S LAW handily defeated DRIZZT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
THORIK beat MOUSE NOYLE in a action packed 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
NOREASTER beat ABRA MACABRE VI in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fray.
RETROVIRUS handily defeated KAZMOGORATH in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
JULIUS demolished LOPING WOLF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NIGHTFALL vanquished RIDDLER in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided match.
WE LIKE THE MOON was overpowered by JAMMIES in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
VICTIM OF SOCIETY vanquished KELOS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
MILA beat SUPERIOR FORCES in a action packed 2 minute competition.
NIGHTCAP overpowered DAMORETH STENN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
TAIRIKIA handily defeated FUNNY BUNNY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
CYLADIA defeated DARLINA in a exciting 3 minute fight.
GOLEM overpowered REDFOX in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
ALI GATOR viciously subdued COERCE in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
T-BONE savagely defeated GREGORY GOYLE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
3 FISTED RAT BOY handily defeated GOLDIE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
KIMO was handily defeated by VINCENT CRABBE in a popular 2 minute gory uneven match.
CRITICAL IMPACT vanquished BINDI in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
JELIAH BIGABO handily defeated SIN-EATER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ROYLAND demolished FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
NINE INCH NAIL delivered the death blow upon XHUGHA KARGARIT in a 2 minute match.
GRETH vanquished BIONIC BUFFALO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
JAVELINO was overpowered by CHARLIE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
PATIENCE was handily defeated by MOLLY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 22 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 6 - 0 68 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 15 SLASHING ATTACK 50 - 39 - 1 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 10 PARRY-STRIKE 15 - 12 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 LUNGING ATTACK 93 - 85 - 3 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 9 AIMED BLOW 41 - 38 - 0 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 WALL OF STEEL 40 - 42 - 1 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 26 - 29 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 8 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 54 - 64 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 17 - 0 37 |
Turn 439 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 9 3 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 7 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 9 1 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 5 - 4 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 5 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK DRACO MALFOY 74-3500 66 24 1 299 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164)
AIMED BLOW TAIRIKIA 51-4247 111 91 2 302 SAND DANCERS (1102)
STRIKING ATTACK MILA 55-29 99 117 0 285 ROCANIS RIDERS (285)
SLASHING ATTACK JULIUS 64-3641 104 116 2 254 UNDER DURESS (743)
TOTAL PARRY RETROVIRUS 70-6086 41 32 0 251 FEAR FACTORY IV (713)
PARRY-LUNGE NIGHTCAP 74-2745 101 105 0 234 DARKLINGS (1160)
PARRY-RIPOSTE PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 34 30 1 217 FEAR FACTORY (632)
WALL OF STEEL ALI GATOR 33-5584 36 43 1 206 DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (884)
PARRY-STRIKE COERCE 78-1577 29 21 1 179 FEAR FACTORY (1236)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 45 47 2 150 GWAR (1235)
The overall popularity leader is CYLADIA 51-1122. The most popular warrior this turn
was MILA 55-29. The ten other most popular fighters were AUGUSTUS I 32-2486, PROPANE
TORCH 61-2524, CAFFIENE ACHIEVER 15-2429, PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458, AKELDAMA 56-2417,
THORIK 17-3125, CYLADIA 51-1122, T-BONE 13-3139, NIGHTFALL 74-2421, and NINE INCH
NAIL 61-2273.
The least popular fighter this week was PATIENCE 35-2005. The other ten least
popular fighters were FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125, DAMORETH STENN 65-6105, LOPING WOLF
56-1796, KAZMOGORATH 70-972, PITSPAWN FOULDOG 61-3121, SCRAPPA 29-4411, JAVELINO
56-3728, BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570, REDFOX 13-4197, and FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 2 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 0 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 1 0
DULLENS(13) 1 2 0 MURSKA(35) 5 1 0 SENTERN(70) 3 4 0
MALCORN(15) 1 0 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 2 4 0 VITHICAR(49) 1 0 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 5 2 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 2 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 1 0
LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 3 2 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 0 2 0
LAPUR(29) 3 4 0 ROCANIS(56) 2 2 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 2 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 JURINE(61) 6 4 1 DWES EG(82) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570 22 6 0 92 DO IT AGAIN (1239) ARUAK CITY
SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021 19 7 1 120 HOUNDS OF HELL (1240) RIZTAB
T-BONE 13-3139 36 21 0 201 LEGION OF DUMB (1056) DULLENS
CAFFIENE ACHIEVER 15-2429 39 46 4 171 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (263) MALCORN
TREMOR CHRIST 17-4047 46 37 2 201 IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877) ALJAFIR
OSIRIS 19-4111 46 31 2 202 ANARCHY (1030) ZUWAYZA
WE LIKE THE MOON 25-5013 38 26 4 186 SPONGMONKEYS (1076) LYRATILAN
ALOPE 29-2114 32 23 1 209 TRAIL OF TEARS (820) LAPUR
NEDIAM NORI 31-4069 28 19 1 156 CISUM S. EKARD (1049) CHIMLEVTAL
AUGUSTUS I 32-2486 45 31 3 186 ROMAN HEROES (17) ARVAT
ALI GATOR 33-5584 36 43 1 206 DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (884) NIATOLI ISLAND
GOLEM 35-1485 69 49 1 211 THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746) MURSKA
DRIZZT 40-4146 18 15 0 72 PHILANTHROPISTS (1234) ZENSU
ANARCHY 49-2279 27 13 2 153 APOCALYPSE (426) VITHICAR
TAIRIKIA 51-4247 111 91 2 302 SAND DANCERS (1102) TRICORUS
MILA 55-29 99 117 0 285 ROCANIS RIDERS (285) KHALANI
LOPING WOLF 56-1796 87 138 0 190 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
TRYURLUCK 61-1029 98 73 1 221 BLOOD KNIGHTS (284) JURINE
JULIUS 64-3641 104 116 2 254 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
DAMORETH STENN 65-6105 60 74 1 176 SAND DANCERS (1130) DAL SHANG
RETROVIRUS 70-6086 41 32 0 251 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
UU DOEWANAKNO 73-1414 27 16 1 190 DRAKE'S LODGE (1037) ERINIKA
DRACO MALFOY 74-3500 66 24 1 299 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164) DAYLA KIV
MIDNIGHT FAITH 75-2651 32 22 1 207 PARANOID ASYLUM (1183) JADE MOUNTAIN
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 45 47 2 150 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196 75 110 0 179 THE DRAGON FIST (1210) LIN TIRIAN
SIN-EATER 82-24827 14 20 3 154 THE WRETCHED (1232) DWES EG