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Date   : 10/12/2006    Duedate: 10/25/2006

FREE BLADES

DM-103    TURN-439

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 STEEL WOLVES 17/1251    2    1  0 66.7      PHILANTHROPISTS 2 35/948              
  2 DO IT AGAIN 11/1239  1281  697 11 64.8      PHILANTHROPISTS 40/1234               
    HOUNDS OF HELL 12/1240                   11 BLOOD KNIGHTS 61/284  308  331  9 48.2
    SPONGMONKEYS 25/1076                        THE DRAGON FIST 78/1210               
    DIRT DEVILS 35/1246                         SCARLET KNIGHTS 70/403                
  3-DSM4 9/461            697  448  9 60.9   12 REDHORSE 56/823       437  487  3 47.3
    GARDEN OF HORRORS 40/1238                   SKAITHVARN 51/1101                    
    BALLAD OF THE BLADE 11/1229                 DARKLINGS 74/1160                     
    BLADES OF WONDER 22/1002                    ROCANIS RIDERS 55/285                 
    I AM SAM 75/1075                         13 GWAR 70/691           231  262  5 46.9
  4 ROMAN HEROES 32/17    543  374  6 59.2      FEAR FACTORY 61/632                   
    I, CLAUDIUS 13/705                          FEAR FACTORY IV 70/713                
  5 ANCIENT LORDS 70/460    4    3  0 57.1      FEAR FACTORY 78/1236                  
  6 THE CHADS 36/946      569  473  6 54.6      GWAR 77/1235                          
    SLYTHERIN HOUSE 74/1164                  14 RHYME TYME 55/397     276  318  1 46.5
    RILL'S GCSC2 32/1242                     15 DRAKE'S LODG 73/1037  150  179  2 45.6
  7 ANARCHY 19/1030       135  119  7 53.1      CISUM S. EKARD 31/1049                
    PARANOIA 65/1148                            DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO 33/884            
    THE WRETCHED 82/1232                        DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q 15/263                
    ACT OF MALICE 56/1079                    16 UNDER DURESS 64/743   746 1053 10 41.5
    PARANOID ASYLUM 75/1183                     DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY 33/764           
    IMMORTAL ASYLUM 17/877                   17 LACE 70/824             6    9  0 40.0
    MALICIOUS INTENT 17/1077                    TRAIL OF TEARS 29/820                 
    THE ARMAGEDDON 17/1074                      URBAN JUNGLE 35/836                   
  8 LEGION OF DU 13/1056   17   15  0 53.1   18 CROC FILES 29/951     101  176  5 36.5
  9 APOCALYPSE 49/426      20   19  1 51.3   19 MIDDLE WAY 17/1058    516 1109  8 31.8
 10 PHILANTHROPIS 55/831  260  263  5 49.7      SAND DANCERS 65/1130                  
    THE PHILANTHROPISTS 35/746                  SAND DANCERS 74/1158                  
    PHILANTHROPISTS 3 35/1011                   CARDOW HUNTERS 13/761                 
    PHILANTHROPISTS 35/510                      SAND DANCERS 51/1102                  

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Well, there was, you know, delay in getting today started.  I can understand 
that, I often think days start too early anyway.  But here we are finally, and it's 
all good.  Because we're Free Blades, and everyone can SEE that we're the best now.  
I mean, Talahya's crowded, and Darkholm, well, that's in a dinky little fishing 
village that smells like, you know, fish.  But we've got this really nice town the 
Adantri built for Lirin Kiv, and everybody just loves it here.  Which is probably why 
we have more gladiators eager to fight on OUR sands than any other arena on the Isle 
except Talahya and Primus.  So there, Desiree (not your real name)!

     We had, listen, are you ready for this, are you sitting down?  We had FORTY-ONE 
fights.  Twenty challenge matches, too!  This is so cool!  And only one standby, 
which means there were seventy-nine of you who came out today.  I think that's just 
great, and I love you all.
     Fear Factory got the most avoids, because of being nasty and dangerous, I guess.  
And the Roman Heroes, not being fools, avoided them more than anybody else.  And 
we're glad to have Roman Heroes back, too.  I always like a hero, it sounds classier 
somehow than calling it a submarine, don't you think?  The Roman ones have italian 
sausage and parmesan cheese and stuff like that on them, but don't let anyone give 
you a sandwich with pasta on it.  I tried one of those.  You might as well eat 
SPROUTS.  It's unnatural.
     Pitspawn Fouldog got the most challenges.  I don't know why, nobody tells me 
these things.  But he got more challenges than the Lord Marshall, even though he, 
meaning P.F., is from Most-Avoided Fear Factory.  It's all a mystery to me.
     The longest fight was five minutes, which is barely anything.  I mean, you can't 
eat a sandwich properly in five minutes, not if it's got lots of slippery stuff in 
it.

     So, anyway, here's the fights.  All about 'em.
     PATIENCE (35-2005) (29-23-1,62) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought MOLLY (29-4645) (15-
17-0,64) of CROC FILES.  PATIENCE was handily defeated by MOLLY in a 1 minute one-
sided match.  What that really means it that Molly bit off Patience's hand.  These 
Crocs are tough, you know?  Mean.
     JAVELINO (56-3728) (32-38-0,55) of REDHORSE fought CHARLIE (29-4555) (25-32-
0,85) of CROC FILES.  JAVELINO was overpowered by CHARLIE in a 1 minute uneven 
competition.  Same kind of thing.  I heard, I don't know if, you know, it's true 
because it wasn't in a deep con cave, but I HEARD that the Crocs don't get to eat for 
three days before the fights, so they were really, really hungry.
     GRETH (32-4321) (16-5-1,100) of RILL'S GCSC2 fought BIONIC BUFFALO (11-6570) 
(22-5-0,98) of DO IT AGAIN.  GRETH vanquished BIONIC BUFFALO in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute one-sided conflict.  I think this must have been because of all that rain we 
had.  Somebody told me that bionic people get short when it rains.  I guess they 
shrink or something.  But anyway, they're supposed to not be able to fight as well.
     NINE INCH NAIL (61-2273) (33-29-2,143) of FEAR FACTORY fought XHUGHA KARGARIT 
(103-38) (32-28-1,130) of the College of Mimes.  NINE INCH NAIL delivered the death 
blow upon XHUGHA KARGARIT in a 2 minute match.  Gosh, this is totally horrible!  I 
mean, only one standby, and Nine just NAILED her!
     ROYLAND (56-3380) (109-69-0,175) of REDHORSE fought FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77-2125) 
(45-46-2,150) of GWAR.  ROYLAND demolished FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute uneven duel.  
This was probably easy for Royland, on account of him being full of beans most of the 
time.  You know how beans are.
     JELIAH BIGABO (35-3676) (40-21-2,173) of PHILANTHROPISTS 3 fought SIN-EATER (82-
24827) (14-19-3,154) of THE WRETCHED.  JELIAH BIGABO handily defeated SIN-EATER in a 
popular 1 minute one-sided duel.  I can't read the note here very well, because I 
think somebody spilled something on it, but what I THINK it says is that some sins 
are indisgustable.  Which doesn't make a lot of sense, but then, what does, some 
days?

     CRITICAL IMPACT (17-4626) (29-14-0,163) of MALICIOUS INTENT fought BINDI (29-
4454) (22-18-2,113) of CROC FILES.  CRITICAL IMPACT vanquished BINDI in an exciting 1 
minute mismatched bout.  I heard, you know, just around sort of thing, uh, the 
hearing was just around, sort of over-hearing, meaning nobody actually TOLD me, that 
Bindi is in an adventure, and you can just bet that getting hit with a critical 
impact won't help stuff.  Authors are so suggestible!
     KIMO (70-6089) (36-35-4,166) of FEAR FACTORY IV fought VINCENT CRABBE (74-3498) 
(51-48-2,179) of SLYTHERIN HOUSE.  KIMO was handily defeated by VINCENT CRABBE in a 
popular 2 minute gory uneven match.  I don't see any kind of sign here of Vince being 
a crab apple, so why is this note...?  Oh, it says that he "crabbed a piece of Kimo."  
Is that supposed to be funny?  Who writes this stuff, anyway?
     3 FISTED RAT BOY (70-6130) (35-48-3,177) of GWAR fought GOLDIE (29-4395) (23-21-
1,154) of CROC FILES.  3 FISTED RAT BOY handily defeated GOLDIE in an exciting 1 
minute one-sided fight.  I guess it's the three fists.  I mean, you gladiators know 
to watch out for both hands, right?  But if a guy has THREE hands, well, you've only 
got TWO eyes, so how do you watch out, huh?  Answer me that one!
     T-BONE (13-3139) (35-21-0,199) of LEGION OF DUMB fought GREGORY GOYLE (74-3497) 
(45-53-1,156) of SLYTHERIN HOUSE.  T-BONE savagely defeated GREGORY GOYLE in a crowd 
pleasing 2 minute brutal match.  No, really, these notes are just terrible.  All 
scrawly and kind of blurred.  Why should the tee-bone be connected to the are-bone?  
And, you know, so what?
     ALI GATOR (33-5584) (35-43-1,198) of DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO fought COERCE (78-1577) 
(29-20-1,179) of FEAR FACTORY.  ALI GATOR viciously subdued COERCE in a popular 2 
minute bloody duel.  I know Ali Gator isn't a Croc, but what I heard is that they're, 
like, cousins or something.  And they all bite.

     GOLEM (35-1485) (68-49-1,207) of THE PHILANTHROPISTS fought REDFOX (13-4197) 
(70-110-0,172) of CARDOW HUNTERS.  GOLEM overpowered REDFOX in an exciting 1 minute 
uneven bout.  This is, you know, the usual thing.  Traditional.
     CYLADIA (51-1122) (128-130-1,208) of SKAITHVARN fought DARLINA (74-2995) (56-57-
3,187) of SAND DANCERS.  CYLADIA defeated DARLINA in an exciting 3 minute fight.  Uh, 
didn't this just happen recently?  Maybe even more than once?
     TAIRIKIA (51-4247) (110-91-2,291) of SAND DANCERS fought FUNNY BUNNY (55-1862) 
(128-150-2,200) of RHYME TYME.  TAIRIKIA handily defeated FUNNY BUNNY in an exciting 
1 minute one-sided fight.  You know, I heard that she doesn't have a sense of humor.  
Not that a sense of humor would help you with Funny Bunny, but it's a principle.
     NIGHTCAP (74-2745) (100-105-0,228) of DARKLINGS fought DAMORETH STENN (65-6105) 
(60-73-1,181) of SAND DANCERS.  NIGHTCAP overpowered DAMORETH STENN in an action 
packed 1 minute one-sided fight.  Naturally.  The only real question, the one the 
bookies are giving odds about is, you know, will Stenn get to retire this time, or 
not?
     MILA (55-29) (98-117-0,277) of ROCANIS RIDERS fought SUPERIOR FORCES (33-4543) 
(90-131-2,202) of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY.  MILA beat SUPERIOR FORCES in an action 
packed 2 minute competition.  They tell me it's a lot easier to fight duplicate 
redundancies if you're so drunk or, you know, hungover because of no umbrella, that 
you're seeing double.  So you get them coming and going or something.

     VICTIM OF SOCIETY (55-3179) (44-41-2,212) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought KELOS (55-
30) (85-125-4,204) of ROCANIS RIDERS.  VICTIM OF SOCIETY vanquished KELOS in an 
action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.  So if Kelos is a victim of a Victim, what 
does that make him?  Surely somebody has a word for it?
     WE LIKE THE MOON (25-5013) (38-25-4,224) of SPONGMONKEYS fought JAMMIES (74-
2829) (90-88-1,191) of DARKLINGS.  WE LIKE THE MOON was overpowered by JAMMIES in an 
exciting 1 minute uneven match.  Because Jammies doesn't like the moon.  It shines in 
his window and he can't sleep.
     NIGHTFALL (74-2421) (135-107-4,255) of DARKLINGS fought RIDDLER (61-1856) (69-
50-1,191) of FEAR FACTORY.  NIGHTFALL vanquished RIDDLER in an action packed 2 minute 
gory one-sided match.  There's some more scrawly notes on this one.  Something about 
rapiers of wit, which I haven't heard of.  Is it some kind of steel?
     JULIUS (64-3641) (103-116-2,243) of UNDER DURESS fought LOPING WOLF (56-1796) 
(87-137-0,211) of REDHORSE.  JULIUS demolished LOPING WOLF in a 1 minute one-sided 
fight.  Lots of duress for a short fight, but you know how it is with time.  You just 
can't trust it.
     RETROVIRUS (70-6086) (40-32-0,232) of FEAR FACTORY IV fought KAZMOGORATH (70-
972) (25-7-1,205) of ANCIENT LORDS.  RETROVIRUS handily defeated KAZMOGORATH in a 1 
minute one-sided contest.  Wow, a new to us warrior!  Welcome Kazmo.  Do you mind if 
I call you that?  Long names are, you know, totally confusing.  Don't mind about 
losing, we do that to everybody when they're new, on account of something I don't 
remember.  What?  Oh, so there aren't any unreasonable expectations.  Right.  I knew 
that.

     And here are the challenge matches, which means half way:
     NOREASTER (35-3896) (17-4-1,73) of DIRT DEVILS challenged ABRA MACABRE VI (29-
2331) (24-23-2,100) of TRAIL OF TEARS.  Up 27.  NOREASTER beat ABRA MACABRE VI in an 
action packed 1 minute Challenge fray.  I think it's probably because of being that 
time of year.  You know.  Winter.  Well, soon, anyway.
     THORIK (17-3125) (16-7-0,73) of STEEL WOLVES challenged MOUSE NOYLE (17-6252) 
(38-68-0,96) of MIDDLE WAY.  Up 23.  THORIK beat MOUSE NOYLE in an action packed 2 
minute brutal Challenge fight.  I just KNEW there was something wrong with having a 
Mouse in the arena.  And you see?  He was eaten by a wolf, nearly.
     DARWIN'S LAW (35-2667) (18-5-0,84) of URBAN JUNGLE challenged DRIZZT (40-4146) 
(18-14-0,76) of PHILANTHROPISTS.  Down 8.  DARWIN'S LAW handily defeated DRIZZT in a 
1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.  There's some kind of deep philosophical 
meaning in this one, at least, I think that's what the note says.  But you'll have to 
work it out for yourself.
     SCOOBY DOOM (12-6021) (18-7-1,98) of HOUNDS OF HELL challenged PITSPAWN FOULDOG 
(61-3121) (19-10-1,110) of FEAR FACTORY.  Up 12.  SCOOBY DOOM overpowered PITSPAWN 
FOULDOG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.  This was a dog fight.  That's what 
it says, right here in, uh, black and beer.  Besides, I could tell.
     ANARCHY (49-2279) (26-13-2,141) of APOCALYPSE challenged CANNIBAL CORPSE (61-
2373) (29-26-4,149) of FEAR FACTORY.  Up 8.  ANARCHY defeated CANNIBAL CORPSE in an 
exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.  This is good.  I don't like to think about what 
might happen if Cannibal Corpse won.

     MARILYN MANSON (61-1993) (35-24-2,111) of FEAR FACTORY challenged SCRAPPA (29-
4411) (21-19-2,120) of CROC FILES.  Up 9.  MARILYN MANSON devastated SCRAPPA in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge brawl.  I hear--people tell me things, you know?  I don't 
ASK--I hear that Marilyn has ordered a set of crocodile boots to celebrate her 
victory.
     DISORDER (65-6419) (33-17-3,150) of PARANOIA challenged KNUCKLE JAW (77-2129) 
(43-47-2,143) of GWAR.  Down 7.  DISORDER devastated KNUCKLE JAW in an exciting 1 
minute uneven Challenge duel.  Well, you know, what could he do?  She was out to get 
him.  Everyone knows that.
     CLAUDIUS (13-2860) (38-28-2,138) of I, CLAUDIUS challenged MUDVAYNE (61-3039) 
(23-17-0,137) of FEAR FACTORY.  Down 1.  CLAUDIUS was handily defeated by MUDVAYNE in 
a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.  Claudius has struck Out?  I don't get this.  
There's no Out listed in this fight.
     NEDIAM NORI (31-4069) (28-18-1,164) of CISUM S. EKARD challenged SMUG BUG (55-
2900) (58-115-0,170) of RHYME TYME.  Up 6.  NEDIAM NORI was demolished by SMUG BUG in 
a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.  You know how it is with bugs, they get in 
everywhere and ruin everything.  That's why they're smug.
     AKELDAMA (56-2417) (20-6-0,180) of ACT OF MALICE challenged CORT NIGHTJEWEL (78-
196) (75-109-0,176) of THE DRAGON FIST.  Down 2.  AKELDAMA overcame CORT NIGHTJEWEL 
in an exciting 3 minute Challenge contest.  AND stole his jewel.  Some people won't 
settle for just a simple win, you know.  They have to get a trophy, too.  Like the 
crocodile boots.

     CAFFIENE ACHIEVER (15-2429) (38-46-4,160) of DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q challenged 
MORTIFICATION (61-2333) (44-39-4,160) of FEAR FACTORY.  Straight across.  CAFFIENE 
ACHIEVER savagely defeated MORTIFICATION in a 2 minute Challenge match.  I always 
knew that caffiene was totally bad for you.  It makes you nasty and twitchy and you 
get wrinkles in your face.  Even putting an umbrella in the cup doesn't help.
     UU DOEWANAKNO (73-1414) (26-16-1,176) of DRAKE'S LODGE challenged SON OF SAM 
(17-3911) (26-17-1,182) of MALICIOUS INTENT.  Up 6.  UU DOEWANAKNO beat SON OF SAM in 
a popular 1 minute Challenge melee.  You know, I don't think I want to know anything 
about this fight.  Which is good, because probably nobody will say anything.
     WHATCHA WANT (17-3627) (35-41-6,200) of THE ARMAGEDDON challenged KYRLANIA (70-
2327) (97-115-1,199) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  Down 1.  WHATCHA WANT was vanquished by 
KYRLANIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.  Yes, well, this stuff happens.  
That's why I am not a gladiator.  All that time in the Infirmary, you know?  It's 
just heck on your tan.
     FLAVIUS (32-3305) (39-27-1,191) of ROMAN HEROES challenged ALOPE (29-2114) (31-
23-1,193) of TRAIL OF TEARS.  Up 2.  FLAVIUS was vanquished by ALOPE in a popular 1 
minute uneven Challenge duel.  See, Flavius thought it was just an ant-alope, but 
actually, it was more like a bear-alope or something, right?  I mean, big and tough 
and nasty.  So many gladiators are.  It must be something in the water here on the 
Isle.  That's why I never drink the water.
     TREMOR CHRIST (17-4047) (46-36-2,200) of IMMORTAL ASYLUM challenged TRYURLUCK 
(61-1029) (97-73-1,210) of BLOOD KNIGHTS.  Up 10.  TREMOR CHRIST was defeated by 
TRYURLUCK in an action packed 1 minute Challenge melee.  Well, too bad.  There's a 
note, but I'm tired of the notes, you know?  Half the time, I can't read them, and 
mostly even if I can, they don't make sense.

     FLIGHT (75-2606) (34-22-4,186) of PARANOID ASYLUM challenged GOSSAMER (35-3656) 
(40-32-1,184) of PHILANTHROPISTS 2.  Down 2.  FLIGHT was overpowered by GOSSAMER in a 
1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.  I didn't know both these people had wings.  I 
mean, it didn't show before today, but golly, there it was!  Wings and, you know, 
fighting in the air.
     MIDNIGHT FAITH (75-2651) (31-22-1,194) of PARANOID ASYLUM challenged THE 
QUICKLING (70-1669) (70-154-2,193) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  Down 1.  MIDNIGHT FAITH 
devastated THE QUICKLING in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.  Good.  I get 
so tired of The.  He never says anything, or does anything, and he's just, you know, 
really frustrating, even more than lots of others here.  Just one of those things, I 
guess.
     AUGUSTUS I (32-2486) (45-30-3,181) of ROMAN HEROES challenged PUNGENT STENCH 
(61-2458) (39-28-1,197) of FEAR FACTORY.  Up 16.  AUGUSTUS I slimly lost to PUNGENT 
STENCH in a popular 5 minute brutal Challenge fight.  This was the longest fight, and 
I bet it seemed even longer to Gus.
     SAXOPHONE (70-43) (32-15-0,185) of LACE challenged PROPANE TORCH (61-2524) (33-
30-1,199) of FEAR FACTORY.  Up 14.  SAXOPHONE was handily defeated by PROPANE TORCH 
in a 2 minute Challenge match.  How is a szxophone like lace?  I mean, I understand 
how it got melted, or burned up if it's lace, but I don't understand the lace part.  
Oh, well.

     For the title, an actual challenge match, which is great.  It means that people 
care, even if they challenge somebody else more.  OSIRIS (19-4111) (46-30-2,237) of 
ANARCHY challenged DRACO MALFOY (74-3500) (65-24-1,280) of SLYTHERIN HOUSE.  Up 43.  
OSIRIS was devastated by DRACO MALFOY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.  
It was, like, a really good try, and congratulations to Osiris for trying, and more 
congratulations to Draco for winning, and now I really need, I don't know, I think 
maybe a plum.  Or a raspberry.  Yeah, a fresh raspberry.  So, good night.

                                       Debby T

LORD-MARSHALL                 W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DRACO MALFOY 74-3500        66  24  1  299  SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164)     DAYLA KIV

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TAIRIKIA 51-4247           111  91  2  302  SAND DANCERS (1102)        TRICORUS
 MILA 55-29                  99 117  0  285  ROCANIS RIDERS (285)       KHALANI
 NIGHTFALL 74-2421          136 107  4  276  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 JULIUS 64-3641             104 116  2  254  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086          41  32  0  251  FEAR FACTORY IV (713)      SENTERN
 NIGHTCAP 74-2745           101 105  0  234  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 VICTIM OF SOCIETY 55-3179   45  41  2  223  PHILANTHROPISTS (831)      KHALANI
 TRYURLUCK 61-1029           98  73  1  221  BLOOD KNIGHTS (284)        JURINE
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524       34  30  1  217  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 JAMMIES 74-2829             91  88  1  214  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 CYLADIA 51-1122            129 130  1  213  SKAITHVARN (1101)          TRICORUS
 KYRLANIA 70-2327            98 115  1  211  SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)      SENTERN
 GOLEM 35-1485               69  49  1  211  THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746)  MURSKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458      40  28  1  209  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 ALOPE 29-2114               32  23  1  209  TRAIL OF TEARS (820)       LAPUR
-PARANOIA 9-4557             67  16  2  207  DSM4 (461)                 ZUKAL
 MIDNIGHT FAITH 75-2651      32  22  1  207  PARANOID ASYLUM (1183)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 ALI GATOR 33-5584           36  43  1  206  DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (884)  NIATOLI ISLAND
-KING LOVE 40-3748           49  39  2  205  GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238)   ZENSU
 OSIRIS 19-4111              46  31  2  202  ANARCHY (1030)             ZUWAYZA
 TREMOR CHRIST 17-4047       46  37  2  201  IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877)      ALJAFIR
 GOSSAMER 35-3656            41  32  1  201  PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948)    MURSKA
 T-BONE 13-3139              36  21  0  201  LEGION OF DUMB (1056)      DULLENS
-NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821      48  47  0  200  BLADES OF WONDER (1002)    SOLVEN
 SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543     90 132  2  196  DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
 FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862        128 151  2  195  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
 KAZMOGORATH 70-972          25   8  1  192  ANCIENT LORDS (460)        SENTERN
 KELOS 55-30                 85 126  4  191  ROCANIS RIDERS (285)       KHALANI
 LOPING WOLF 56-1796         87 138  0  190  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RIDDLER 61-1856             69  51  1  190  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 VINCENT CRABBE 74-3498      52  48  2  190  SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164)     DAYLA KIV
 WHATCHA WANT 17-3627        35  42  6  190  THE ARMAGEDDON (1074)      ALJAFIR
 UU DOEWANAKNO 73-1414       27  16  1  190  DRAKE'S LODGE (1037)       ERINIKA
 DARLINA 74-2995             56  58  3  188  SAND DANCERS (1158)        DAYLA KIV
 AKELDAMA 56-2417            21   6  0  187  ACT OF MALICE (1079)       ROCANIS
 THE QUICKLING 70-1669       70 155  2  186  SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)      SENTERN
 AUGUSTUS I 32-2486          45  31  3  186  ROMAN HEROES (17)          ARVAT
 WE LIKE THE MOON 25-5013    38  26  4  186  SPONGMONKEYS (1076)        LYRATILAN
 SMUG BUG 55-2900            59 115  0  184  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
 FLAVIUS 32-3305             39  28  1  184  ROMAN HEROES (17)          ARVAT
 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130    36  48  3  183  GWAR (691)                 SENTERN
 SAXOPHONE 70-43             32  16  0  181  LACE (824)                 SENTERN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ROYLAND 56-3380            110  69  0  180  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273      34  29  3  180  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196      75 110  0  179  THE DRAGON FIST (1210)     LIN TIRIAN
 JELIAH BIGABO 35-3676       41  21  2  179  PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1011)   MURSKA
 COERCE 78-1577              29  21  1  179  FEAR FACTORY (1236)        LIN TIRIAN
 FLIGHT 75-2606              34  23  4  177  PARANOID ASYLUM (1183)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 SON OF SAM 17-3911          26  18  1  177  MALICIOUS INTENT (1077)    ALJAFIR
 DAMORETH STENN 65-6105      60  74  1  176  SAND DANCERS (1130)        DAL SHANG
 REDFOX 13-4197              70 111  0  174  CARDOW HUNTERS (761)       DULLENS
-RILLION 36-5545             41  28  1  172  THE CHADS (946)            JHANS
-SAMARIUM 75-3071            26  15  1  172  I AM SAM (1075)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 CAFFIENE ACHIEVER 15-2429   39  46  4  171  DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (263)      MALCORN
 GREGORY GOYLE 74-3497       45  54  1  167  SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164)     DAYLA KIV
 CRITICAL IMPACT 17-4626     30  14  0  165  MALICIOUS INTENT (1077)    ALJAFIR
 KIMO 70-6089                36  36  4  161  FEAR FACTORY IV (713)      SENTERN
 DISORDER 65-6419            34  17  3  159  PARANOIA (1148)            DAL SHANG
 MORTIFICATION 61-2333       44  40  4  156  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 NEDIAM NORI 31-4069         28  19  1  156  CISUM S. EKARD (1049)      CHIMLEVTAL
 MUDVAYNE 61-3039            24  17  0  154  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 SIN-EATER 82-24827          14  20  3  154  THE WRETCHED (1232)        DWES EG
 ANARCHY 49-2279             27  13  2  153  APOCALYPSE (426)           VITHICAR
 GOLDIE 29-4395              23  22  1  151  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     45  47  2  150  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373     29  27  4  145  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
-REQUIEM 11-4472             25  18  0  142  BALLAD OF THE BLADE (1229) ARUAK CITY
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         43  48  2  139  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
-GRAHAM 29-4318              32  39  0  137  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR
 CLAUDIUS 13-2860            38  29  2  129  I, CLAUDIUS (705)          DULLENS
 MARILYN MANSON 61-1993      36  24  2  127  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
-AGRO 29-4314                31  43  1  125  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR
 BINDI 29-4454               22  19  2  120  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR
 SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021         19   7  1  120  HOUNDS OF HELL (1240)      RIZTAB
 GRETH 32-4321               17   5  1  119  RILL'S GCSC2 (1242)        ARVAT
 SCRAPPA 29-4411             21  20  2  108  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PITSPAWN FOULDOG 61-3121    19  11  1   97  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 DARWIN'S LAW 35-2667        19   5  0   94  URBAN JUNGLE (836)         MURSKA
 NOREASTER 35-3896           18   4  1   94  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 THORIK 17-3125              17   7  0   93  STEEL WOLVES (1251)        ALJAFIR
 BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570      22   6  0   92  DO IT AGAIN (1239)         ARUAK CITY

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHARLIE 29-4555             26  32  0   87  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR
 ABRA MACABRE VI 29-2331     24  24  2   86  TRAIL OF TEARS (820)       LAPUR
 MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252         38  69  0   82  MIDDLE WAY (1058)          ALJAFIR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOLLY 29-4645               16  17  0   76  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR
 DRIZZT 40-4146              18  15  0   72  PHILANTHROPISTS (1234)     ZENSU
-SULLY 16-4344               19  12  0   69  SHROUD IN MYSTERY (1245)   WILLAF
-BLUEY 29-4317               24  23  0   63  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR
-WENDY 29-4657               15   7  0   63  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR
-MONTY 29-4391               14  22  3   62  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR
-ACCO 29-4691                16   6  3   59  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR
-CASSIE 29-4574              20  16  1   57  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR
 JAVELINO 56-3728            32  39  0   53  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 PATIENCE 35-2005            29  24  1   53  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
-COOKIE 29-4455              16  12  2   52  CROC FILES (951)           LAPUR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
XHUGHA KARGARIT 103-38     32  29  1   1                    NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273 439

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Charlie -- Ha!  Mouse eats Croc, I love it! -- Mouse Noyle

Julius -- I figure you owe me for that win. -- Damoreth Stenn

Flight -- Sounds like a good move.  You should go for it. -- Tairikia

Cyladia -- Ah.  It's you. -- Darlina

The Quickling -- Oh.  It's you. -- Redfox

Debby -- It's a case of reciprocity. -- Redfox

     What is?  Don't tell me I have to go back and look in the last newsletter!  I'm
     not MADE of time, you know.

Debby -- I'd rather eat soup with a dagger than fight that (expletive deleted) again. 
-- Darlina

Debby -- Cats?  That's a disgusting thought. -- Mouse Noyle

Mouse Noyle -- JUST like you to put your comment at the end where we couldn't explain 
it to you.  If you didn't get any insult out of that statement, then there wasn't one 
in it.  Things aren't insulting if they're true. -- Redfox

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OSIRIS was devastated by DRACO MALFOY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
SAXOPHONE was handily defeated by PROPANE TORCH in a 2 minute Challenge match.
AUGUSTUS I slimly lost to PUNGENT STENCH in a popular 5 minute brutal Challenge fight.
MIDNIGHT FAITH devastated THE QUICKLING in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
FLIGHT was overpowered by GOSSAMER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
TREMOR CHRIST was defeated by TRYURLUCK in a action packed 1 minute Challenge melee.
FLAVIUS was vanquished by ALOPE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
WHATCHA WANT was vanquished by KYRLANIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
UU DOEWANAKNO beat SON OF SAM in a popular 1 minute Challenge melee.
CAFFIENE ACHIEVER savagely defeated MORTIFICATION in a 2 minute Challenge match.
AKELDAMA overcame CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a exciting 3 minute Challenge contest.
NEDIAM NORI was demolished by SMUG BUG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
CLAUDIUS was handily defeated by MUDVAYNE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DISORDER devastated KNUCKLE JAW in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MARILYN MANSON devastated SCRAPPA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ANARCHY defeated CANNIBAL CORPSE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
SCOOBY DOOM overpowered PITSPAWN FOULDOG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DARWIN'S LAW handily defeated DRIZZT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
THORIK beat MOUSE NOYLE in a action packed 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
NOREASTER beat ABRA MACABRE VI in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fray.
RETROVIRUS handily defeated KAZMOGORATH in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
JULIUS demolished LOPING WOLF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NIGHTFALL vanquished RIDDLER in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided match.
WE LIKE THE MOON was overpowered by JAMMIES in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
VICTIM OF SOCIETY vanquished KELOS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
MILA beat SUPERIOR FORCES in a action packed 2 minute competition.
NIGHTCAP overpowered DAMORETH STENN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
TAIRIKIA handily defeated FUNNY BUNNY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
CYLADIA defeated DARLINA in a exciting 3 minute fight.
GOLEM overpowered REDFOX in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
ALI GATOR viciously subdued COERCE in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
T-BONE savagely defeated GREGORY GOYLE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
3 FISTED RAT BOY handily defeated GOLDIE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
KIMO was handily defeated by VINCENT CRABBE in a popular 2 minute gory uneven match.
CRITICAL IMPACT vanquished BINDI in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
JELIAH BIGABO handily defeated SIN-EATER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ROYLAND demolished FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
NINE INCH NAIL delivered the death blow upon XHUGHA KARGARIT in a 2 minute match.
GRETH vanquished BIONIC BUFFALO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
JAVELINO was overpowered by CHARLIE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
PATIENCE was handily defeated by MOLLY in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  22         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   6 -  0      68  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         SLASHING ATTACK   50 -  39 -  1      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  12 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         LUNGING ATTACK    93 -  85 -  3      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         AIMED BLOW        41 -  38 -  0      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         WALL OF STEEL     40 -  42 -  1      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       26 -  29 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   54 -  64 -  2      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  17 -  0      37  |

Turn 439 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  9         3  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  7         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  9                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         5 -  4                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  5                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   DRACO MALFOY 74-3500       66  24  1  299 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164)
AIMED BLOW       TAIRIKIA 51-4247          111  91  2  302 SAND DANCERS (1102)
STRIKING ATTACK  MILA 55-29                 99 117  0  285 ROCANIS RIDERS (285)
SLASHING ATTACK  JULIUS 64-3641            104 116  2  254 UNDER DURESS (743)
TOTAL PARRY      RETROVIRUS 70-6086         41  32  0  251 FEAR FACTORY IV (713)
PARRY-LUNGE      NIGHTCAP 74-2745          101 105  0  234 DARKLINGS (1160)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PROPANE TORCH 61-2524      34  30  1  217 FEAR FACTORY (632)
WALL OF STEEL    ALI GATOR 33-5584          36  43  1  206 DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (884)
PARRY-STRIKE     COERCE 78-1577             29  21  1  179 FEAR FACTORY (1236)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125    45  47  2  150 GWAR (1235)

The overall popularity leader is CYLADIA 51-1122.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MILA 55-29.  The ten other most popular fighters were AUGUSTUS I 32-2486, PROPANE 
TORCH 61-2524, CAFFIENE ACHIEVER 15-2429, PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458, AKELDAMA 56-2417, 
THORIK 17-3125, CYLADIA 51-1122, T-BONE 13-3139, NIGHTFALL 74-2421, and NINE INCH 
NAIL 61-2273.

The least popular fighter this week was PATIENCE 35-2005.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125, DAMORETH STENN 65-6105, LOPING WOLF 
56-1796, KAZMOGORATH 70-972, PITSPAWN FOULDOG 61-3121, SCRAPPA 29-4411, JAVELINO 
56-3728, BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570, REDFOX 13-4197, and FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  2 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  2 0  MURSKA(35)           5  1 0  SENTERN(70)          3  4 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  4 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        5  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         2  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          3  2 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  2 0  
LAPUR(29)            3  4 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  2 0  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  JURINE(61)           6  4 1  DWES EG(82)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570      22   6  0   92  DO IT AGAIN (1239)         ARUAK CITY
 SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021         19   7  1  120  HOUNDS OF HELL (1240)      RIZTAB
 T-BONE 13-3139              36  21  0  201  LEGION OF DUMB (1056)      DULLENS
 CAFFIENE ACHIEVER 15-2429   39  46  4  171  DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (263)      MALCORN
 TREMOR CHRIST 17-4047       46  37  2  201  IMMORTAL ASYLUM (877)      ALJAFIR
 OSIRIS 19-4111              46  31  2  202  ANARCHY (1030)             ZUWAYZA
 WE LIKE THE MOON 25-5013    38  26  4  186  SPONGMONKEYS (1076)        LYRATILAN
 ALOPE 29-2114               32  23  1  209  TRAIL OF TEARS (820)       LAPUR
 NEDIAM NORI 31-4069         28  19  1  156  CISUM S. EKARD (1049)      CHIMLEVTAL
 AUGUSTUS I 32-2486          45  31  3  186  ROMAN HEROES (17)          ARVAT
 ALI GATOR 33-5584           36  43  1  206  DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (884)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 GOLEM 35-1485               69  49  1  211  THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746)  MURSKA
 DRIZZT 40-4146              18  15  0   72  PHILANTHROPISTS (1234)     ZENSU
 ANARCHY 49-2279             27  13  2  153  APOCALYPSE (426)           VITHICAR
 TAIRIKIA 51-4247           111  91  2  302  SAND DANCERS (1102)        TRICORUS
 MILA 55-29                  99 117  0  285  ROCANIS RIDERS (285)       KHALANI
 LOPING WOLF 56-1796         87 138  0  190  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 TRYURLUCK 61-1029           98  73  1  221  BLOOD KNIGHTS (284)        JURINE
 JULIUS 64-3641             104 116  2  254  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 DAMORETH STENN 65-6105      60  74  1  176  SAND DANCERS (1130)        DAL SHANG
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086          41  32  0  251  FEAR FACTORY IV (713)      SENTERN
 UU DOEWANAKNO 73-1414       27  16  1  190  DRAKE'S LODGE (1037)       ERINIKA
 DRACO MALFOY 74-3500        66  24  1  299  SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164)     DAYLA KIV
 MIDNIGHT FAITH 75-2651      32  22  1  207  PARANOID ASYLUM (1183)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     45  47  2  150  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196      75 110  0  179  THE DRAGON FIST (1210)     LIN TIRIAN
 SIN-EATER 82-24827          14  20  3  154  THE WRETCHED (1232)        DWES EG