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Date : 02/01/2007 Duedate: 02/14/2007
FREE BLADES
DM-103 TURN-447
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DIRT DEVILS 35/1246 1308 710 11 64.8 THE PHILANTHROPISTS 35/746
COLGATE DAYS 33/1062 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 35/948
CONSTITUTION STATE 15/723 PHILANTHROPISTS 40/1234
BLOOD ANGELS 40/1257 8-ANCIENT LORDS 70/460 5 5 0 50.0
DO IT AGAIN 11/1239 9 BLOOD KNIGHTS 61/284 326 345 9 48.6
HOUNDS OF HELL 12/1240 THE DRAGON FIST 78/1210
SPONGMONKEYS 25/1076 SCARLET KNIGHTS 70/403
2 HEAVE HO! 70/926 716 467 9 60.5 10 REDHORSE 56/823 472 512 3 48.0
GARDEN OF HORRORS 40/1238 DARKLINGS 74/1160
BALLAD OF THE BLADE 11/1229 ROCANIS RIDERS 55/285
BLADES OF WONDER 22/1002 11 AARON'S ANGEL 16/744 49 55 0 47.1
LINCOLNSHIRE 65/985 12 RHYME TYME 55/397 284 326 1 46.6
I AM SAM 75/1075 13 GWAR 70/691 277 324 5 46.1
THE BROTHERHOOD 91 82/1258 FEAR FACTORY 61/632
CHILDHOOD TRAUMA 60/1261 FEAR FACTORY IV 70/713
3 ROMAN HEROES 32/17 554 377 6 59.5 GWAR 77/1235
I, CLAUDIUS 13/705 FEAR FACTORY 78/1236
4 CULTS-R-US 12/1255 7 5 0 58.3 14-GHOST BEARS 49/821 25 34 0 42.4
5 THE CHADS 36/946 588 488 6 54.6 15 UNDER DURESS 64/743 756 1059 10 41.7
SLYTHERIN HOUSE 74/1164 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY 33/764
RILL'S GCSC2 32/1242 16 THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48 22 44 0 33.3
KIRKWOOD 1 13/1256 17 MIDDLE WAY 17/1058 536 1129 8 32.2
6 LEGION OF DU 13/1056 21 19 0 52.5 SAND DANCERS 74/1158
7 PHILANTHROPIS 55/831 291 283 5 50.7 SAND DANCERS 65/1130
PHILANTHROPISTS 3 35/1011 SAND DANCERS 51/1102
PHILANTHROPISTS 32/1254 CARDOW HUNTERS 13/761
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Olaf made such a MESS here, it's amazing one man could do it. Is it because
he's dead?
One of the golems took some notes, I forget which one. Not that it matters.
They never say anything NEW, you know.
Gwar was avoided most of any team. That's the Rat Boy, right? I don't know why
people would avoid him, he's kind of sweet. But, anyway, Do It Again didn't want to
fight him. Okay, if that's the way they feel about it. Oh, and it's Flattus, too.
He isn't sweet, but he's very, you know, impressive.
Smug Bug got the most challenges, and the golem told him to watch his back. Ha!
Golems may be able to watch their backs, but people can't, which just shows you how
little golems know! The only way Smug could watch his back would be if somebody cut
his head off and put it behind him. Which is actually not a bad idea. But people
never do stuff like that any more.
We had thirty-five fights, which is cool. And only two standbys. We're still
ahead of everybody except Talahya and Primus. But Crysalis is catching up.
Actually, this is good. If arenas get too small, there wouldn't be enough work for
us spy reporters, so we like them totally big. Fifteen challenges, on tv and the
rest radio.
Nobody died.
That's all the real news, if it IS news, and the rest is just, you know,
details.
So, here are some details:
THE MAD CARROT (40-3862) (9-1-0,28) of GARDEN OF HORRORS fought ROSELLA (103-39)
(26-25-0,100) of the College of Mimes. THE MAD CARROT overpowered ROSELLA in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. I haven't seen this Carrot around before, which
means it's a new thing. This is good.
SISTER X (12-6340) (21-9-0,100) of CULTS-R-US fought KJARRAN'S HAMMER (61-3372)
(20-11-0,81) of FEAR FACTORY. SISTER X demolished KJARRAN'S HAMMER in an action
packed 2 minute one-sided conflict. She's tough, Sister is.
JAVELINO (56-3728) (35-43-0,116) of REDHORSE fought SAMSARA (75-3055) (13-13-
0,94) of I AM SAM. JAVELINO was handily defeated by SAMSARA in a 1 minute one-sided
fight. I could feel sorry for Javelino, but lots of gladiators have managers who
don't pay attention. It happens all the time.
THE QUICKLING (70-1669) (71-161-2,141) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought MARILYN MANSON
(61-1993) (38-28-2,149) of FEAR FACTORY. THE QUICKLING was subdued by MARILYN MANSON
in an exciting 2 minute struggle. Good work, Marilyn!
SERIAL MURDERER (9-990) (26-30-0,134) of THE MONGOLOIDS fought MOUSE NOYLE (17-
6252) (43-71-0,102) of MIDDLE WAY. SERIAL MURDERER viciously subdued MOUSE NOYLE in
a crowd pleasing 8 minute fight. Eight minutes? I could get FROSTBITE in eight
minutes! What were you THINKING out there?
3 FISTED RAT BOY (70-6130) (37-53-3,178) of GWAR fought XHUGHA KARGARIT (103-38)
(32-28-1,130) of the College of Mimes. 3 FISTED RAT BOY overpowered XHUGHA KARGARIT
in an exciting 2 minute uneven bout. Of course.
GRETH (32-4321) (21-8-1,166) of RILL'S GCSC2 fought BIONIC BUFFALO (11-6570)
(26-9-0,170) of DO IT AGAIN. GRETH was defeated by BIONIC BUFFALO in an exciting 1
minute fight. How about if you don't do it again, Bionic? I mean, it was messy.
REDFOX (13-4197) (74-114-0,204) of CARDOW HUNTERS fought FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77-
2125) (48-50-2,161) of GWAR. REDFOX overpowered FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute one-
sided match. Yes, well, fossils. Maybe you shouldn't wait for the Split, Redfox. I
mean, if you're going to start winning fights and all. There's a kind of threshhold
or something where even bad warriors, sorry, but you ARE, have so much experience
they can beat anybody but other very old bad warriors like themselves. I think maybe
you're getting there.
SUPERIOR FORCES (33-4543) (95-134-2,193) of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY fought MUDVAYNE
(61-3039) (25-22-0,152) of FEAR FACTORY. SUPERIOR FORCES overpowered MUDVAYNE in an
action packed 1 minute uneven fight. The magic of a name.
RILLION (36-5545) (44-29-1,202) of THE CHADS fought LIMA BEAN FLAMBE (70-3118)
(37-27-0,189) of HEAVE HO! RILLION overcame LIMA BEAN FLAMBE in an exciting 1 minute
duel. I think flambe-ing is a good thing to do to lima beans, actually. They taste
like powdered library paste.
PROPANE TORCH (61-2524) (36-34-1,192) of FEAR FACTORY fought JULIUS (64-3641)
(107-120-2,195) of UNDER DURESS. PROPANE TORCH was overpowered by JULIUS in a 1
minute one-sided fray. More fissle, I mean fossil stuff. What keeps a gladiator
gladiating after 227 fights? Besides a manager not paying attention, I mean.
KELOS (55-30) (88-130-4,195) of ROCANIS RIDERS fought KING LOVE (40-3748) (53-
41-2,202) of GARDEN OF HORRORS. KELOS vanquished KING LOVE in an action packed 1
minute uneven bout. You see? Today is "fossils arise" or something.
FUNNY BUNNY (55-1862) (133-153-2,215) of RHYME TYME fought RIDDLER (61-1856)
(72-54-1,198) of FEAR FACTORY. FUNNY BUNNY overpowered RIDDLER in a popular 3 minute
brutal one-sided duel. This is, like, totally excessive brutality, because of
Riddler beeing too, um, something to have to be forced to listen to the same old
jokes AGAIN.
SAMARIUM (75-3071) (30-17-1,213) of I AM SAM fought ROYLAND (56-3380) (113-73-
0,190) of REDHORSE. SAMARIUM was defeated by ROYLAND in an exciting 1 minute duel.
Fossils, and besides, Royland is Not Nice.
VINCENT CRABBE (74-3498) (57-50-2,224) of SLYTHERIN HOUSE fought JELIAH BIGABO
(35-3676) (46-23-2,197) of PHILANTHROPISTS 3. VINCENT CRABBE was devastated by
JELIAH BIGABO in a popular 2 minute one-sided bout. Why was this one-sided? We've
had worse!
MORTIFICATION (61-2333) (50-40-4,237) of FEAR FACTORY fought TAIRIKIA (51-4247)
(115-94-2,190) of SAND DANCERS. MORTIFICATION was savagely defeated by TAIRIKIA in
an action packed 3 minute fray. Yes, again the fossils. They're just all over the
place. I don't count Mort, he has less than a hundred fights, after all.
NIGHTCAP (74-2745) (107-106-0,261) of DARKLINGS fought ALVIN (16-3927) (45-25-
1,201) of AARON'S ANGELS. NIGHTCAP narrowly defeated ALVIN in an action packed 2
minute brutal fight. This makes Alvin look very good, to have come so close. Hang
in there, in fact, come back next time and down that Nightcap!
KREWKUT SAUSAGE (65-6327) (33-26-0,238) of LINCOLNSHIRE fought GOSSAMER (35-
3656) (44-36-1,183) of PHILANTHROPISTS 2. KREWKUT SAUSAGE overpowered GOSSAMER in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight. It's been a long time since I saw that
Sausage on the Isle. Hi.
KYRLANIA (70-2327) (103-117-1,219) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought JAMMIES (74-2829)
(97-89-1,262) of DARKLINGS. KYRLANIA demolished JAMMIES in a 1 minute one-sided
bout. A couple of fossils here. Who cares? I keep hoping, you know, that a fossil
manager will read these comments and pull the fossils OUT, because they all have
younger warriors who would be more fun to have around.
NIGHTFALL (74-2421) (140-110-4,215) of DARKLINGS fought TRYURLUCK (61-1029)
(103-75-1,200) of BLOOD KNIGHTS. NIGHTFALL was devastated by TRYURLUCK in a 1 minute
one-sided fight. Hardly worth commenting on, unless you want to hear that they went
into this match with 428 fights between them, not counting tourneys.
The challenges, great stuff, challenges, it means someone is paying attention:
MALT-O-MEAL (60-7527) (17-5-1,55) of CHILDHOOD TRAUMA challenged COMRADE KOOK
(12-6339) (20-11-1,66) of CULTS-R-US. Up 11. MALT-O-MEAL was viciously subdued by
COMRADE KOOK in a 2 minute Challenge bout. Why don't they make some of the other
kinds any more? Malt-O-Meal is so pale.
REPREHENSIBLE (82-27850) (2-6-0,62) of THE BROTHERHOOD 91 challenged LU-
LIGHTNING (13-4900) (21-11-1,78) of KIRKWOOD 1. Up 16. REPREHENSIBLE was defeated
by LU-LIGHTNING in a 1 minute Challenge struggle. This is going to be, like, totally
typical of Rep's fights for a while. Coming in like that, inexperienced, is hard.
Everyone says so.
PITSPAWN FOULDOG (61-3121) (21-15-1,91) of FEAR FACTORY challenged DRIZZT (40-
4146) (22-18-0,96) of PHILANTHROPISTS. Up 5. PITSPAWN FOULDOG was handily defeated
by DRIZZT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. That means Drizzt used his hands.
Both hands, even.
KNUCKLE JAW (77-2129) (46-51-2,147) of GWAR challenged MIMOSA (32-4294) (19-11-
0,149) of PHILANTHROPISTS. Up 2. KNUCKLE JAW was bested by MIMOSA in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout. Thorns. What can you do?
SANGUINE (40-4135) (19-5-1,123) of BLOOD ANGELS challenged CANNIBAL CORPSE (61-
2373) (30-32-4,116) of FEAR FACTORY. Down 7. SANGUINE devastated CANNIBAL CORPSE in
a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle. Just so long as CC didn't get EATEN, it's
okay. But this cannibal stuff should not be encouraged.
CLAUDIUS (13-2860) (42-32-2,173) of I, CLAUDIUS challenged DAMORETH STENN (65-
6105) (61-80-1,159) of SAND DANCERS. Down 14. CLAUDIUS demolished DAMORETH STENN in
a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. You should go fishing, Damoreth. Um, ice
fishing.
SCOOBY DOOM (12-6021) (23-10-1,169) of HOUNDS OF HELL challenged LOPING WOLF
(56-1796) (89-143-0,177) of REDHORSE. Up 8. SCOOBY DOOM was handily defeated by
LOPING WOLF in a 1 minute Challenge bout. So, does this mean that a wolf is meaner
than a dog? Or just older. The "age and cunning" deal.
PUNGENT STENCH (61-2458) (44-30-1,191) of FEAR FACTORY challenged T-BONE (13-
3139) (39-25-0,201) of LEGION OF DUMB. Up 10. PUNGENT STENCH was vanquished by T-
BONE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel. If T-Bone is dumb, why does he win?
NOREASTER (35-3896) (24-5-1,184) of DIRT DEVILS challenged DARLINA (74-2995)
(59-62-3,190) of SAND DANCERS. Up 6. NOREASTER was vanquished by DARLINA in an
action packed 2 minute uneven Challenge duel. If you're not careful, Darlina, you'll
get a winning record, and THEN where will you be? Your teammates probably won't even
talk to you.
NINE INCH NAIL (61-2273) (37-32-3,182) of FEAR FACTORY challenged SMUG BUG (55-
2900) (61-120-0,182) of RHYME TYME. Straight across. NINE INCH NAIL overcame SMUG
BUG in an action packed 1 minute Challenge fight. This is the most-challenged Bug,
and you know how it is, nobody likes to see "smug," so everyone was cheering for
Nine.
REQUIEM (11-4472) (27-21-0,183) of BALLAD OF THE BLADE challenged COERCE (78-
1577) (31-25-1,183) of FEAR FACTORY. Straight across. REQUIEM was luckily beaten by
COERCE in an exciting 3 minute bloody Challenge struggle. Was this luck? I mean,
really just luck? I always thought luck didn't last three minutes, and it was
exciting, besides. I think it's just Coerce is better than people expect.
KIMO (70-6089) (39-39-4,200) of FEAR FACTORY IV challenged CORT NIGHTJEWEL (78-
196) (79-113-0,209) of THE DRAGON FIST. Up 9. KIMO was overpowered by CORT
NIGHTJEWEL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. No point going on more about
this, is there?
NEBUCHADNEZZAR (22-5821) (53-47-0,291) of BLADES OF WONDER challenged GOLEM (35-
1485) (72-53-1,196) of THE PHILANTHROPISTS. Wow, down 95! NEBUCHADNEZZAR lost to
GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory Challenge brawl. This has got to be SOOO
embarrassing!
Our TV challenge (we congratulate you): DARTMAN (33-7161) (48-21-3,204) of
COLGATE DAYS TV challenged VICTIM OF SOCIETY (55-3179) (50-43-2,233) of
PHILANTHROPISTS. Up 29. DARTMAN devastated VICTIM OF SOCIETY in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight. And we see how you came to HAVE the TV to use.
And for the title: RETROVIRUS (70-6086) (46-33-0,221) of FEAR FACTORY IV
challenged ROMULUS (32-3047) (63-46-3,306) of ROMAN HEROES. Up 85. RETROVIRUS was
savagely defeated by ROMULUS in a 6 minute Challenge Title melee. Which leaves
Romulus still our Lord Marshall, and probably for quite a while yet.
Congratulations.
Debby T.
LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ROMULUS 32-3047 64 46 3 321 ROMAN HEROES (17) ARVAT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NIGHTCAP 74-2745 108 106 0 279 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
KREWKUT SAUSAGE 65-6327 34 26 0 249 LINCOLNSHIRE (985) DAL SHANG
-DEER ISLAND GATE 15-3575 64 34 0 248 CONSTITUTION STATE (723) MALCORN
FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 134 153 2 236 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
KYRLANIA 70-2327 104 117 1 234 SCARLET KNIGHTS (403) SENTERN
TRYURLUCK 61-1029 104 75 1 225 BLOOD KNIGHTS (284) JURINE
CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196 80 113 0 220 THE DRAGON FIST (1210) LIN TIRIAN
DARTMAN 33-7161 49 21 3 219 COLGATE DAYS (1062) NIATOLI ISLAND
T-BONE 13-3139 40 25 0 219 LEGION OF DUMB (1056) DULLENS
JELIAH BIGABO 35-3676 47 23 2 216 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1011) MURSKA
-WE LIKE THE MOON 25-5013 39 26 4 216 SPONGMONKEYS (1076) LYRATILAN
KELOS 55-30 89 130 4 215 ROCANIS RIDERS (285) KHALANI
DARLINA 74-2995 60 62 3 211 SAND DANCERS (1158) DAYLA KIV
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GOLEM 35-1485 73 53 1 209 THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746) MURSKA
RILLION 36-5545 45 29 1 209 THE CHADS (946) JHANS
TAIRIKIA 51-4247 116 94 2 208 SAND DANCERS (1102) TRICORUS
ROYLAND 56-3380 114 73 0 208 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
JULIUS 64-3641 108 120 2 206 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
REDFOX 13-4197 75 114 0 206 CARDOW HUNTERS (761) DULLENS
RETROVIRUS 70-6086 46 34 0 203 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821 53 48 0 201 BLADES OF WONDER (1002) SOLVEN
SAMARIUM 75-3071 30 18 1 200 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN
ALVIN 16-3927 45 26 1 199 AARON'S ANGELS (744) WILLAF
SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543 96 134 2 198 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NIGHTFALL 74-2421 140 111 4 197 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
MORTIFICATION 61-2333 50 41 4 197 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
VICTIM OF SOCIETY 55-3179 50 44 2 197 PHILANTHROPISTS (831) KHALANI
VINCENT CRABBE 74-3498 57 51 2 194 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (1164) DAYLA KIV
COERCE 78-1577 32 25 1 194 FEAR FACTORY (1236) LIN TIRIAN
LOPING WOLF 56-1796 90 143 0 192 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118 37 28 0 192 HEAVE HO! (926) SENTERN
-LA PEUX 49-3208 43 48 1 191 GHOST BEARS (821) VITHICAR
JAMMIES 74-2829 97 90 1 190 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
RIDDLER 61-1856 72 55 1 190 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
KIMO 70-6089 39 40 4 190 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
-ERIN 16-4165 27 22 1 188 AARON'S ANGELS (744) WILLAF
KING LOVE 40-3748 53 42 2 187 GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238) ZENSU
PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 44 31 1 187 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273 38 32 3 187 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 36 35 1 183 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
REQUIEM 11-4472 27 22 0 183 BALLAD OF THE BLADE (1229) ARUAK CITY
-KAZMOGORATH 70-972 26 10 1 183 ANCIENT LORDS (460) SENTERN
BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570 27 9 0 182 DO IT AGAIN (1239) ARUAK CITY
3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 38 53 3 181 GWAR (691) SENTERN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SMUG BUG 55-2900 61 121 0 180 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
GOSSAMER 35-3656 44 37 1 180 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948) MURSKA
CLAUDIUS 13-2860 43 32 2 180 I, CLAUDIUS (705) DULLENS
NOREASTER 35-3896 24 6 1 176 DIRT DEVILS (1246) MURSKA
GRETH 32-4321 21 9 1 168 RILL'S GCSC2 (1242) ARVAT
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 48 51 2 161 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021 23 11 1 161 HOUNDS OF HELL (1240) RIZTAB
DAMORETH STENN 65-6105 61 81 1 156 SAND DANCERS (1130) DAL SHANG
MIMOSA 32-4294 20 11 0 154 PHILANTHROPISTS (1254) ARVAT
MARILYN MANSON 61-1993 39 28 2 153 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
MUDVAYNE 61-3039 25 23 0 152 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 46 52 2 145 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
THE QUICKLING 70-1669 71 162 2 144 SCARLET KNIGHTS (403) SENTERN
SERIAL MURDERER 9-990 27 30 0 136 THE MONGOLOIDS (48) ZUKAL
SANGUINE 40-4135 20 5 1 132 BLOOD ANGELS (1257) ZENSU
SAMSARA 75-3055 14 13 0 115 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN
SISTER X 12-6340 22 9 0 113 CULTS-R-US (1255) RIZTAB
CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 30 33 4 112 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
DRIZZT 40-4146 23 18 0 109 PHILANTHROPISTS (1234) ZENSU
MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252 43 72 0 108 MIDDLE WAY (1058) ALJAFIR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAVELINO 56-3728 35 44 0 95 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
-VED BUENS ENDE 19-4749 21 23 5 91 JAGUAR WARRIORS (738) ZUWAYZA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PITSPAWN FOULDOG 61-3121 21 16 1 83 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
LU-LIGHTNING 13-4900 22 11 1 80 KIRKWOOD 1 (1256) DULLENS
KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372 20 12 0 79 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
COMRADE KOOK 12-6339 21 11 1 77 CULTS-R-US (1255) RIZTAB
THE MAD CARROT 40-3862 10 1 0 76 GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238) ZENSU
-BROTHER ZORT 12-6338 20 11 0 71 CULTS-R-US (1255) RIZTAB
REPREHENSIBLE 82-27850 2 7 0 65 THE BROTHERHOOD 91 (1258) DWES EG
MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527 17 6 1 56 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261) ARADI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Dartman -- Ah, you're too much for this old fossil! Although out of the arena, my
experience is extensive and I can show you plenty of good moves. Come on up and see
me some time. -- Darlina
Nightfall -- Not that your manager will notice, but your sword has been infected with
some kind of demon. First it whistled, which is not something a normal sword does,
and then it displayed untamed berserker energy. This could get you into lots of
trouble. -- Tairikia
Kelos -- And speaking of fossils.... -- Redfox
Nine Inch Nail -- I knew a guy with nails like that once. He was some kind of weirdo
even by the standards of the Clawmoon, to which he belonged. -- Damoreth Sten
Reprehensible -- And you have attained the fate appropriate to your nature, too. --
Mouse Noyle
24 January 2007
The Council of Lords would like to propose a rule change in ADM and Primus. We
propose that Lord Protectors ranked "Grand Champions" and below (ADM) and "The Tower
Guard" and below (Primus) be allowed to fight in the Dark Arena. This would not
impact the top rankings or title match. Any managers who never got his fill or shot
at fighting Gateway monsters would have it as an option. We believe it might spark
some interest in the ADM/Primus realm for some managers. If interested, speak up in
the newsletters or on forums under the "rules changes" thread and let RSI know. This
could even be something to try for 12 months and then be re-evaluated. What say you,
managers of Ghea? -- The Icelord sends....
29 January 2007
HDFA Mission Statement
"Show me the money!"
This is the battle cry of a newly formed collection of like-minded individuals:
The High Dolla' Free Agent$. We are not a tough guy alliance: No...we offer no
battle without reward. We search for victory and the prizes and accolades that
follow. We are motivated by winning and will freely use whatever means necessary to
obtain our currency. No stuffy rules, no mandates, no constitutions, no leaders,
only a few objectives:
1) Win as often as possible
2) Celebrate freely and revel in your victories; the more meaningless the
victory the more we celebrate. Highsiding and chest thumping are encouraged.
Ostentatious endzone celebrations with prop usage are encouraged, regardless of
fines, penalties, suspensions or arrest by local authorities. It is important to let
your opponent know how great you are; more importantly, you must let your own
alliance mates know how great you are.
This is a 1-up alliance, let the performance of your fellow Free Agent$ motivate
you. If a Free Agent wins a TV, win 2; if a Free agent wins a contest, win a more
prestigious one.
Current members of the HDFA include: CFH and Abraxis. Inquires can be directed
to: CFH/Rat Salad DM 47
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DARTMAN devastated VICTIM OF SOCIETY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
RETROVIRUS was savagely defeated by ROMULUS in a 6 minute Challenge Title melee.
NEBUCHADNEZZAR lost to GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory Challenge brawl.
KIMO was overpowered by CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
REQUIEM was luckily beaten by COERCE in a exciting 3 minute bloody Challenge struggle.
NINE INCH NAIL overcame SMUG BUG in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
NOREASTER was vanquished by DARLINA in a action packed 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
PUNGENT STENCH was vanquished by T-BONE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SCOOBY DOOM was handily defeated by LOPING WOLF in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
CLAUDIUS demolished DAMORETH STENN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SANGUINE devastated CANNIBAL CORPSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
KNUCKLE JAW was bested by MIMOSA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout.
PITSPAWN FOULDOG was handily defeated by DRIZZT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
REPREHENSIBLE was defeated by LU-LIGHTNING in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
MALT-O-MEAL was viciously subdued by COMRADE KOOK in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
NIGHTFALL was devastated by TRYURLUCK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KYRLANIA demolished JAMMIES in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
KREWKUT SAUSAGE overpowered GOSSAMER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
NIGHTCAP narrowly defeated ALVIN in a action packed 2 minute brutal fight.
MORTIFICATION was savagely defeated by TAIRIKIA in a action packed 3 minute fray.
VINCENT CRABBE was devastated by JELIAH BIGABO in a popular 2 minute one-sided bout.
SAMARIUM was defeated by ROYLAND in a exciting 1 minute duel.
FUNNY BUNNY overpowered RIDDLER in a popular 3 minute brutal one-sided duel.
KELOS vanquished KING LOVE in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
PROPANE TORCH was overpowered by JULIUS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
RILLION overcame LIMA BEAN FLAMBE in a exciting 1 minute duel.
SUPERIOR FORCES overpowered MUDVAYNE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
REDFOX overpowered FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GRETH was defeated by BIONIC BUFFALO in a exciting 1 minute fight.
3 FISTED RAT BOY overpowered XHUGHA KARGARIT in a exciting 2 minute uneven bout.
SERIAL MURDERER viciously subdued MOUSE NOYLE in a crowd pleasing 8 minute fight.
THE QUICKLING was subdued by MARILYN MANSON in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
JAVELINO was handily defeated by SAMSARA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SISTER X demolished KJARRAN'S HAMMER in a action packed 2 minute one-sided conflict.
THE MAD CARROT overpowered ROSELLA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 19 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 8 - 0 68 |
|WALL OF STEEL 11 AIMED BLOW 45 - 35 - 0 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 9 PARRY-STRIKE 15 - 13 - 0 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 LUNGING ATTACK 104 - 91 - 1 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 22 - 0 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 WALL OF STEEL 51 - 48 - 1 52 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 42 - 48 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 48 - 57 - 0 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 19 - 0 30 |
Turn 447 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 4 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 7 - 4 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
AIMED BLOW 5 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 9 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK ROMULUS 32-3047 64 46 3 321 ROMAN HEROES (17)
PARRY-LUNGE NIGHTCAP 74-2745 108 106 0 279 DARKLINGS (1160)
LUNGING ATTACK KREWKUT SAUSAGE 65-6327 34 26 0 249 LINCOLNSHIRE (985)
AIMED BLOW KYRLANIA 70-2327 104 117 1 234 SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)
SLASHING ATTACK TRYURLUCK 61-1029 104 75 1 225 BLOOD KNIGHTS (284)
WALL OF STEEL CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196 80 113 0 220 THE DRAGON FIST (1210)
TOTAL PARRY GOLEM 35-1485 73 53 1 209 THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE MORTIFICATION 61-2333 50 41 4 197 FEAR FACTORY (632)
PARRY-RIPOSTE PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 36 35 1 183 FEAR FACTORY (632)
BASHING ATTACK FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 48 51 2 161 GWAR (1235)
The overall popularity leader is KYRLANIA 70-2327. The most popular warrior this
turn was ROMULUS 32-3047. The ten other most popular fighters were REQUIEM 11-4472,
MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252, RETROVIRUS 70-6086, NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821, SERIAL MURDERER
9-990, T-BONE 13-3139, FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862, SISTER X 12-6340, COMRADE KOOK 12-6339,
and NIGHTCAP 74-2745.
The least popular fighter this week was JAVELINO 56-3728. The other ten least
popular fighters were FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125, PROPANE TORCH 61-2524, JAMMIES
74-2829, PITSPAWN FOULDOG 61-3121, CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373, KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372,
KING LOVE 40-3748, NIGHTFALL 74-2421, KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129, and SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
ZUKAL(9) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 2 2 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 1 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 1 0 ZENSU(40) 3 1 0 SENTERN(70) 2 4 0
DULLENS(13) 4 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 2 3 0
WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 2 2 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 1 0
ALJAFIR(17) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 2 1 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 0 2 0
SOLVEN(22) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 2 0 0
ARVAT(32) 2 1 0 JURINE(61) 3 8 0 DWES EG(82) 0 1 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 2 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SERIAL MURDERER 9-990 27 30 0 136 THE MONGOLOIDS (48) ZUKAL
REQUIEM 11-4472 27 22 0 183 BALLAD OF THE BLADE (1229) ARUAK CITY
SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021 23 11 1 161 HOUNDS OF HELL (1240) RIZTAB
T-BONE 13-3139 40 25 0 219 LEGION OF DUMB (1056) DULLENS
ALVIN 16-3927 45 26 1 199 AARON'S ANGELS (744) WILLAF
MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252 43 72 0 108 MIDDLE WAY (1058) ALJAFIR
NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821 53 48 0 201 BLADES OF WONDER (1002) SOLVEN
ROMULUS 32-3047 64 46 3 321 ROMAN HEROES (17) ARVAT
DARTMAN 33-7161 49 21 3 219 COLGATE DAYS (1062) NIATOLI ISLAND
JELIAH BIGABO 35-3676 47 23 2 216 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1011) MURSKA
RILLION 36-5545 45 29 1 209 THE CHADS (946) JHANS
KING LOVE 40-3748 53 42 2 187 GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238) ZENSU
TAIRIKIA 51-4247 116 94 2 208 SAND DANCERS (1102) TRICORUS
FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 134 153 2 236 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
ROYLAND 56-3380 114 73 0 208 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527 17 6 1 56 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261) ARADI
TRYURLUCK 61-1029 104 75 1 225 BLOOD KNIGHTS (284) JURINE
JULIUS 64-3641 108 120 2 206 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
KREWKUT SAUSAGE 65-6327 34 26 0 249 LINCOLNSHIRE (985) DAL SHANG
KYRLANIA 70-2327 104 117 1 234 SCARLET KNIGHTS (403) SENTERN
NIGHTCAP 74-2745 108 106 0 279 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
SAMARIUM 75-3071 30 18 1 200 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 48 51 2 161 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196 80 113 0 220 THE DRAGON FIST (1210) LIN TIRIAN
REPREHENSIBLE 82-27850 2 7 0 65 THE BROTHERHOOD 91 (1258) DWES EG