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Date   : 03/15/2007    Duedate: 03/28/2007

FREE BLADES

DM-103    TURN-450

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 POSSE 65/1266           2    1  0 66.7      PHILANTHROPISTS 3 35/1011             
    DEATH PENALTY 33/1267                       THE PHILANTHROPISTS 35/746            
  2 DIRT DEVILS 35/1246  1313  720 11 64.6      PHILANTHROPISTS 26/1263               
    COLGATE DAYS 33/1062                        PHILANTHROPISTS 40/1234               
    BLOOD ANGELS 40/1257                        PHILANTHROPISTS 2 35/948              
    HOUNDS OF HELL 12/1240                      PHILANTHROPISTS 17/1262               
    DO IT AGAIN 11/1239                       8 LEGION OF DU 13/1056   22   21  0 51.2
    TURKEY DAY CARNAGE 33/1264                9 BLOOD KNIGHTS 61/284  333  350  9 48.8
  3 MAIAR 64/755          509  308  5 62.3      THE DRAGON FIST 78/1210               
    SARATOGA GLORY 32/1072                      SCARLET KNIGHTS 70/403                
    TOOLS OF TORMENT 56/1082                 10 REDHORSE 56/823       487  518  5 48.5
  4 HEAVE HO! 70/926      734  479  9 60.5      DARKLINGS 74/1160                     
    GARDEN OF HORRORS 40/1238                   ROCANIS RIDERS 55/285                 
    DARK ANGELS 74/989                       11 AARON'S ANGEL 16/744   51   57  0 47.2
    THE BROTHERHOOD 10 82/1085               12 RHYME TYME 55/397     287  329  1 46.6
    BLADES OF WONDER 22/1002                 13 UNDER DURESS 64/743   759 1062 10 41.7
    LINCOLNSHIRE 65/985                         DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY 33/764           
    BALLAD OF THE BLADE 11/1229              14-GHOST BEARS 49/821     25   35  0 41.7
    I AM SAM 75/1075                         15 CULTS-R-US 12/1255      7   11  0 38.9
    CHILDHOOD TRAUMA 60/1261                 16 THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48    26   45  0 36.6
    THE BROTHERHOOD 91 82/1258               17-STEEL WOLVES 17/1251    3    6  0 33.3
  5 ROMAN HEROES 32/17    557  383  6 59.3   18 MIDDLE WAY 17/1058    540 1140  8 32.1
    I, CLAUDIUS 13/705                          SAND DANCERS 74/1158                  
  6-HOGWARTS EXP 75/1265  588  488  6 54.6      SAND DANCERS 51/1102                  
  7 PHILANTHROPIS 55/831  306  292  5 51.2      SAND DANCERS 65/1130                  
    PHILANTHROPISTS 32/1254                     CARDOW HUNTERS 13/761                 

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                           Reflections by the Lord-Marshall

Hail Caesar!  Hail warriors of Free Blades!  It is I, Romulus (not to be mistaken
with that 'I, Claudius' guy), here once again to address the filthy, wretched and
unwashed masses...  Nine turns running here as Lord Marshall, will it be ten?  My
challenge of Nightcap rang true and I was triumphant once again.  Caesar is certainly
no stranger to nightcaps.  However, that chapter of his life has been over for quite
some time and a new, fit and more energetic Caesar has taken the helm.  It is always
rewarding dropping from a 40 inch waist to a 36!  Plus with those dastardly good
looks... Sculpted like a god he is...

Debby T., perhaps your old arthritic claws can no longer type?  Every column that I
have submitted has been riddled with typos?  Or is there some terrified and
overzealous scribe within the GC that is responsible?  I am also astounded that my
'despicable ba@s%*d' phrase was censored and replaced with 'fatherless child'.  What
is this, a family game?  We're not playing Chutes & Ladders here!!!  I've met some of
these guys and I can tell you that they are used to more foul language than that!
Some can also use a good shower as well.  But that is another story.  Plus that "B"
word is in the dictionary, so doesn't that make it pare of the English language???
What do we have, a group of nuns typing these columns?  I wouldn't put it past the GC
if they knew they could simply exchange a few prayers in return.  Always looking for
that nickel on the sidewalk, eh?

Caesar has received a formal dispatch from the Dark One's massive palace in Arvat.
Return to Arvat he says...  I would like to use this forum (that no one reads) to
bring up a subject near and dear to my heart and completely ignored by the GC in the
"Game Changes" forum that they don't read...  The Replacement Roll-Up Gods are far
too angry.  They need to lighten up a bit and send some good recruits back from those
costly Dark Arena forays.  Caesar has offered up about 15 warriors to the Bandit
Princes recently and received back maybe two warriors with a minimum of 34 points
combined in wit/will.  Not to mention that every time a replacement shows up at the
Temple of Caesar, he is like six feet tall.  What happened to all of those diminutive
types (like me)?  My proposal:  Clean up the roll-up pool to offer some more
attractive candidates.  Would you hire a guy with a 5 with?  Of course not!  Clean it
up and make the roll ups better.  I just Dark Arena'ed four souls in Aljafir and
received two guy with a 5 will and one with a 6 will back?!?!?  Not cool.  Make the
Dark Arena a bit more of a positive experience and I believe that you will see
enhanced play.

Furthermore, I would also propose that the GC offer up some "Elite Team Set-Ups" and
charge like $20.00 for them.  That's a lot of nickels...  The catch:  Have one Design
Your Own on the Roll-up Sheet.  However, make Size the only randomly generated stat.
Leave the rest up to the manager.  That prevents a bunch of 4'11" studs like me from
entering the games.  But still guarantees at least one great warrior per team.
Caesar will also post this online in the Forums...

Caesar has little interest in returning to Arvat under the present circumstances.
Why run 15 puds with little chance of receiving decent replacements without killing
your win/loss and shelling out tons of nickels?  Between the Aimed Blow nonsense in
Primus and the Roll-Up issue, there is little appeal to both the high and low ends of
the game.  So why are we still playing?!?!?  Luckily, after twenty years, we were
able to create some good warriors, but it should not take twenty years!

Enough said...  This turn I will break from my AB boycott and go after Lima Bean
Flambe.  Backup challenge goes to, drum roll, Funny Bunny.  Reminds me of corporate
funny money...

Sand Dancers:  Does this make up for not writing a personal ad?  Caesar once tried a
personal ad.  She claimed she was 5'5", blonde, blue eyed and a former ballerina who
could really stretch.  Turns out she was a 5'0" version of Rosie...  Yuck.  "Check
please!"  Also, welcome back to Mad Max!  A heavy handed manager with a penchant
towards cigars. vodka and cheeseburgers.  My kinda guy!

Until next time... I leave you with a quote from someone named Dan Quayle (I think he
is from Dullens) who may have been the typist on my previous columns... Hmmmmnnn...
"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."  Wait, he deserves two:  "You
have a part-time job and that's better than no job at all."  Wait... One more:  "For
NASA, space is still a high priority."

Give me an Absolute Monarchy any day...

I remain...

Romulus, Lord Marshall
Roman Heroes (17)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Well, it's Free Blades.  And I am, like, TOTALLY annoyed at things that don't
have anything to DO with Free Blades, so I should maybe make things kind of short
here with not so many comments.  I know you all live from one newsletter to the next,
but, trust me, you don't want to hear everything that I've got, like, boiling on top
of my head.

     I think Kelos might have gotten the biggest point gain today.  Hard to be sure,
because of the golems that make the notes being so darned cute and obscure.
     Fear Factory was Most Avoided by Roman Heroes.  Probably a good plan.
     I think Mouse Noyle might have gotten the most challenges.
     There were twenty-nine fights, and only one standby.
     Fourteen challenges, but all radio, no tv.
     And two gladiators died.  This is too much.  What are we, Darkholm?

     ENLIGHTENED BEING (26-4642) (17-6-0,57) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought COMRADE KOOK
(12-6339) (21-13-1,59) of CULTS-R-US.  ENLIGHTENED BEING handily defeated COMRADE
KOOK in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
     MALT-O-MEAL (60-7527) (18-7-1,68) of CHILDHOOD TRAUMA fought ACID BATH (33-7373)
(17-1-0,52) of DEATH PENALTY.  MALT-O-MEAL savagely defeated ACID BATH in a popular 5
minute gruesome fight.
     REPREHENSIBLE (82-27850) (4-7-0,92) of THE BROTHERHOOD 91 fought JAVELINO (56-
3728) (36-45-0,85) of REDHORSE.  REPREHENSIBLE was put to death by JAVELINO in a 1
minute duel.  Which was, you know, reprehensible of Javelino.
     DRIZZT (40-4146) (25-18-0,146) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought ROSELLA (103-39) (26-
25-0,100) of the College of Mimes.  DRIZZT overpowered ROSELLA in a 1 minute one-
sided fray.

     T-BONE (13-3139) (41-26-0,201) of LEGION OF DUMB fought NIGHTCAP (74-2745) (109-
107-0,195) of DARKLINGS.  T-BONE lost to NIGHTCAP in a 2 minute fray.
     LOPING WOLF (56-1796) (91-144-0,183) of REDHORSE fought THE QUICKLING (70-1669)
(72-163-2,153) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  LOPING WOLF won victory over THE QUICKLING in a 2
minute bout.
     SMUG BUG (55-2900) (62-122-0,188) of RHYME TYME fought REDFOX (13-4197) (75-116-
0,197) of CARDOW HUNTERS.  SMUG BUG was overpowered by REDFOX in a 1 minute one-sided
bout.
     NOREASTER (35-3896) (25-7-1,181) of DIRT DEVILS fought WILLY LIV (9-2930) (21-
11-2,156) of THE MONGOLOIDS.  NOREASTER was vanquished by WILLY LIV in a 2 minute
gruesome one-sided match.
     FUNNY BUNNY (55-1862) (136-153-2,251) of RHYME TYME fought VICTIM OF SOCIETY
(55-3179) (50-46-2,191) of PHILANTHROPISTS.  FUNNY BUNNY was devastated by VICTIM OF
SOCIETY in a popular 2 minute one-sided bout.

     GOSSAMER (35-3656) (46-37-1,236) of PHILANTHROPISTS 2 fought KYRLANIA (70-2327)
(105-118-1,200) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  GOSSAMER was demolished by KYRLANIA in an action
packed 2 minute gruesome uneven bout.
     GOLEM (35-1485) (75-53-1,237) of THE PHILANTHROPISTS fought DARLINA (74-2995)
(61-63-3,213) of SAND DANCERS.  GOLEM devastated DARLINA in an action packed 1 minute
one-sided bout.
     TRYURLUCK (61-1029) (106-75-1,248) of BLOOD KNIGHTS fought BIONIC BUFFALO (11-
6570) (27-11-0,182) of DO IT AGAIN.  TRYURLUCK overpowered BIONIC BUFFALO in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
     NIGHTFALL (74-2421) (142-111-4,238) of DARKLINGS fought SUPERIOR FORCES (33-
4543) (96-136-2,190) of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY.  NIGHTFALL overpowered SUPERIOR FORCES
in an exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
     JULIUS (64-3641) (110-120-2,219) of UNDER DURESS fought CORT NIGHTJEWEL (78-196)
(81-114-0,205) of THE DRAGON FIST.  JULIUS overpowered CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.

     ANNABEL BLACKHEART (65-6769) (16-6-2,67) of POSSE challenged MECHANISM (56-3796)
(15-7-1,81) of TOOLS OF TORMENT.  Up 14.  ANNABEL BLACKHEART defeated MECHANISM in a
2 minute Challenge duel.
     MACHINE (56-3795) (15-8-0,45) of TOOLS OF TORMENT challenged NYZEIL OGLATA (17-
6753) (18-6-1,55) of PHILANTHROPISTS.  Up 10.  MACHINE overpowered NYZEIL OGLATA in a
1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
     THE MAD CARROT (40-3862) (11-2-0,94) of GARDEN OF HORRORS challenged MOUSE NOYLE
(17-6252) (44-73-0,119) of MIDDLE WAY.  Up 25.  THE MAD CARROT handily defeated MOUSE
NOYLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
     TRADEMARK (32-4114) (22-6-3,97) of SARATOGA GLORY challenged SISTER X (12-6340)
(22-11-0,110) of CULTS-R-US.  Up 13.  TRADEMARK demolished SISTER X in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge match.

     SAMSARA (75-3055) (15-14-0,136) of I AM SAM challenged AUGUSTUS I (32-2486) (45-
33-3,171) of ROMAN HEROES.  Up 35.  SAMSARA overpowered AUGUSTUS I in a popular 1
minute one-sided Challenge melee.
     SANGUINE (40-4135) (21-6-1,144) of BLOOD ANGELS challenged DAMORETH STENN (65-
6105) (61-83-1,141) of SAND DANCERS.  Down 3.  Good, I was beginning to think this
was, you know, Andorak or something.  SANGUINE overpowered DAMORETH STENN in a
popular 1 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
     SCOOBY DOOM (12-6021) (23-13-1,153) of HOUNDS OF HELL challenged SERIAL MURDERER
(9-990) (29-30-0,163) of THE MONGOLOIDS.  Up 10.  SCOOBY DOOM viciously subdued
SERIAL MURDERER in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
     STYLISH (32-4116) (21-8-1,165) of SARATOGA GLORY challenged MIMOSA (32-4294)
(21-12-0,178) of PHILANTHROPISTS.  Up 13.  STYLISH handily defeated MIMOSA in a 1
minute uneven Challenge fight.
     CLAUDIUS (13-2860) (44-33-2,192) of I, CLAUDIUS challenged KELOS (55-30) (90-
131-4,196) of ROCANIS RIDERS.  Up 4.  CLAUDIUS was assassinated by KELOS in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge struggle.  You'll notice that both these killers are
gladiators who hang out with Royland.  That should tell you something right there.

     TOM BOMBADIL (64-3936) (50-24-0,210) of MAIAR challenged ROYLAND (56-3380) (115-
74-0,201) of REDHORSE.  Down 9.  TOM BOMBADIL demolished ROYLAND in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge competition.
     DARTMAN (33-7161) (50-22-3,198) of COLGATE DAYS challenged JAMMIES (74-2829)
(99-90-1,222) of DARKLINGS.  Up 24.  DARTMAN was devastated by JAMMIES in a popular 1
minute one-sided Challenge contest.
     REQUIEM (11-4472) (28-23-0,199) of BALLAD OF THE BLADE challenged ALVIN (16-
3927) (46-27-1,199) of AARON'S ANGELS.  Straight across.  REQUIEM was subdued by
ALVIN in an action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.
     NEBUCHADNEZZAR (22-5821) (55-48-0,241) of BLADES OF WONDER challenged TAIRIKIA
(51-4247) (117-95-2,209) of SAND DANCERS.  Down 32.  NEBUCHADNEZZAR slimly won
victory over TAIRIKIA in a 4 minute Challenge battle.
     LIMA BEAN FLAMBE (70-3118) (39-28-0,229) of HEAVE HO! challenged JELIAH BIGABO
(35-3676) (48-24-2,217) of PHILANTHROPISTS 3.  Down 12.  LIMA BEAN FLAMBE was bested
by JELIAH BIGABO in a 2 minute Challenge fight.

     And for the title:  ROMULUS (32-3047) (66-46-3,342) of ROMAN HEROES fought KING
LOVE (40-3748) (55-42-2,219) of GARDEN OF HORRORS.  ROMULUS was savagely defeated by
KING LOVE in an action packed 5 minute Title struggle.  This is really too bad,
Romulus.  Maybe you should come back at him.

                                       Debby T.

LORD-MARSHALL                 W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING LOVE 40-3748           56  42  2  237  GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238)   ZENSU

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KELOS 55-30                 91 131  5  265  ROCANIS RIDERS (285)       KHALANI
 TRYURLUCK 61-1029          107  75  1  262  BLOOD KNIGHTS (284)        JURINE
 NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821      56  48  0  260  BLADES OF WONDER (1002)    SOLVEN
 GOLEM 35-1485               76  53  1  247  THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746)  MURSKA
 NIGHTFALL 74-2421          143 111  4  246  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 JAMMIES 74-2829            100  90  1  246  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 TOM BOMBADIL 64-3936        51  24  0  242  MAIAR (755)                KURUKAR
 JELIAH BIGABO 35-3676       49  24  2  231  PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1011)   MURSKA
 JULIUS 64-3641             111 120  2  230  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 KYRLANIA 70-2327           106 118  1  218  SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)      SENTERN

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NIGHTCAP 74-2745           110 107  0  212  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALVIN 16-3927               47  27  1  210  AARON'S ANGELS (744)       WILLAF
 VICTIM OF SOCIETY 55-3179   51  46  2  209  PHILANTHROPISTS (831)      KHALANI
 REDFOX 13-4197              76 116  0  205  CARDOW HUNTERS (761)       DULLENS
 LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118    39  29  0  204  HEAVE HO! (926)            SENTERN
 ROMULUS 32-3047             66  47  3  202  ROMAN HEROES (17)          ARVAT
 TAIRIKIA 51-4247           117  96  2  200  SAND DANCERS (1102)        TRICORUS
 REQUIEM 11-4472             28  24  0  200  BALLAD OF THE BLADE (1229) ARUAK CITY
-SCOURGE 74-2857             37  26  1  198  DARK ANGELS (989)          DAYLA KIV
 ROYLAND 56-3380            115  75  0  197  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 DARLINA 74-2995             61  64  3  196  SAND DANCERS (1158)        DAYLA KIV
 T-BONE 13-3139              41  27  0  194  LEGION OF DUMB (1056)      DULLENS
 DARTMAN 33-7161             50  23  3  192  COLGATE DAYS (1062)        NIATOLI ISLAND
-KREWKUT SAUSAGE 65-6327     35  27  0  192  LINCOLNSHIRE (985)         DAL SHANG
-SAMARIUM 75-3071            30  19  1  192  I AM SAM (1075)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543     96 137  2  191  DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
-REPRISAL 82-14465           20  10  1  191  THE BROTHERHOOD 10 (1085)  DWES EG
 CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196      81 115  0  190  THE DRAGON FIST (1210)     LIN TIRIAN
 GOSSAMER 35-3656            46  38  1  190  PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948)    MURSKA
 WILLY LIV 9-2930            22  11  2  189  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862        136 154  2  187  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
 STYLISH 32-4116             22   8  1  187  SARATOGA GLORY (1072)      ARVAT
 LOPING WOLF 56-1796         92 144  0  185  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570      27  12  0  185  DO IT AGAIN (1239)         ARUAK CITY
 CLAUDIUS 13-2860            44  34  2  183  I, CLAUDIUS (705)          DULLENS
-ERIN 16-4165                27  23  1  182  AARON'S ANGELS (744)       WILLAF

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SMUG BUG 55-2900            62 123  0  180  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
 SAMSARA 75-3055             16  14  0  171  I AM SAM (1075)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021         24  13  1  166  HOUNDS OF HELL (1240)      RIZTAB
 MIMOSA 32-4294              21  13  0  165  PHILANTHROPISTS (1254)     ARVAT
 NOREASTER 35-3896           25   8  1  161  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 THE QUICKLING 70-1669       72 164  2  157  SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)      SENTERN
 SERIAL MURDERER 9-990       29  31  0  156  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 SANGUINE 40-4135            22   6  1  156  BLOOD ANGELS (1257)        ZENSU

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DRIZZT 40-4146              26  18  0  148  PHILANTHROPISTS (1234)     ZENSU
 AUGUSTUS I 32-2486          45  34  3  144  ROMAN HEROES (17)          ARVAT
 DAMORETH STENN 65-6105      61  84  1  136  SAND DANCERS (1130)        DAL SHANG
 TRADEMARK 32-4114           23   6  3  120  SARATOGA GLORY (1072)      ARVAT
 THE MAD CARROT 40-3862      12   2  0  118  GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238)   ZENSU
-THORIK 17-3125              18  12  0  113  STEEL WOLVES (1251)        ALJAFIR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252         44  74  0   99  MIDDLE WAY (1058)          ALJAFIR
 SISTER X 12-6340            22  12  0   97  CULTS-R-US (1255)          RIZTAB
 JAVELINO 56-3728            37  45  1   95  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANNABEL BLACKHEART 65-6769  17   6  2   84  POSSE (1266)               DAL SHANG
 REPREHENSIBLE 82-27850       4   8  0   83  THE BROTHERHOOD 91 (1258)  DWES EG
 MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527         19   7  1   80  CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261)    ARADI
 ENLIGHTENED BEING 26-4642   18   6  0   73  PHILANTHROPISTS (1263)     CALEAM
 MECHANISM 56-3796           15   8  1   72  TOOLS OF TORMENT (1082)    ROCANIS
 MACHINE 56-3795             16   8  0   67  TOOLS OF TORMENT (1082)    ROCANIS
 ACID BATH 33-7373           17   2  0   57  DEATH PENALTY (1267)       NIATOLI ISLAND
-OPUS 49-3207                20  20  0   53  GHOST BEARS (821)          VITHICAR
 COMRADE KOOK 12-6339        21  14  1   51  CULTS-R-US (1255)          RIZTAB

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NYZEIL OGLATA 17-6753       18   7  1   42  PHILANTHROPISTS (1262)     ALJAFIR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
REPREHENSIBLE 82-27850      4   8  0 THE BROTHERHOOD 9 1258 JAVELINO 56-3728       450
CLAUDIUS 13-2860           44  34  2 I, CLAUDIUS 705        KELOS 55-30            450

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

     Romulus, I don't type your columns (which I am glad you write).  I don't know
     who does, these days.  All I do is format it for the column width.  Also,
     suggesting game changes in the newsletter is not much use, the Commissioners
     don't read the newsletter.  Address them directly. -- Debby

We're still on strike.  If anybody's noticed. -- Sand Dancers et al

     And why not?  Maybe I'll go on strike, too.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LIMA BEAN FLAMBE was bested by JELIAH BIGABO in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
NEBUCHADNEZZAR slimly won victory over TAIRIKIA in a 4 minute Challenge battle.
REQUIEM was subdued by ALVIN in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.
DARTMAN was devastated by JAMMIES in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
TOM BOMBADIL demolished ROYLAND in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
CLAUDIUS was assassinated by KELOS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
STYLISH handily defeated MIMOSA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SCOOBY DOOM viciously subdued SERIAL MURDERER in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
SANGUINE overpowered DAMORETH STENN in a popular 1 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
SAMSARA overpowered AUGUSTUS I in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
TRADEMARK demolished SISTER X in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
THE MAD CARROT handily defeated MOUSE NOYLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
MACHINE overpowered NYZEIL OGLATA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
ANNABEL BLACKHEART defeated MECHANISM in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
ROMULUS was savagely defeated by KING LOVE in a action packed 5 minute Title struggle.
JULIUS overpowered CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
NIGHTFALL overpowered SUPERIOR FORCES in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
TRYURLUCK overpowered BIONIC BUFFALO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
GOLEM devastated DARLINA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
GOSSAMER was demolished by KYRLANIA in a action packed 2 minute gruesome uneven bout.
FUNNY BUNNY was devastated by VICTIM OF SOCIETY in a popular 2 minute one-sided bout.
NOREASTER was vanquished by WILLY LIV in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
SMUG BUG was overpowered by REDFOX in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LOPING WOLF won victory over THE QUICKLING in a 2 minute bout.
T-BONE lost to NIGHTCAP in a 2 minute fray.
DRIZZT overpowered ROSELLA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
REPREHENSIBLE was put to death by JAVELINO in a 1 minute duel.
MALT-O-MEAL savagely defeated ACID BATH in a popular 5 minute gruesome fight.
ENLIGHTENED BEING handily defeated COMRADE KOOK in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  21         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -   9 -  0      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         AIMED BLOW        51 -  32 -  0      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -   8 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         STRIKING ATTACK   44 -  41 -  1      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         LUNGING ATTACK    97 - 101 -  0      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         SLASHING ATTACK   43 -  45 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY       19 -  20 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL     43 -  46 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -  12 -  0      29  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   5 -  0      29  |

Turn 450 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK    10 - 11         4  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  3     AIMED BLOW         4 -  5         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       KING LOVE 40-3748          56  42  2  237 GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238)
SLASHING ATTACK  KELOS 55-30                91 131  5  265 ROCANIS RIDERS (285)
TOTAL PARRY      GOLEM 35-1485              76  53  1  247 THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746)
STRIKING ATTACK  NIGHTFALL 74-2421         143 111  4  246 DARKLINGS (1160)
LUNGING ATTACK   TOM BOMBADIL 64-3936       51  24  0  242 MAIAR (755)
PARRY-LUNGE      NIGHTCAP 74-2745          110 107  0  212 DARKLINGS (1160)
WALL OF STEEL    SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543    96 137  2  191 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764)

The overall popularity leader is KYRLANIA 70-2327.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ROMULUS 32-3047.  The ten other most popular fighters were KING LOVE 
40-3748, NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821, SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021, VICTIM OF SOCIETY 55-3179, 
MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527, ACID BATH 33-7373, JELIAH BIGABO 35-3676, TAIRIKIA 51-4247, 
KYRLANIA 70-2327, and LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118.

The least popular fighter this week was SMUG BUG 55-2900.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were NYZEIL OGLATA 17-6753, SISTER X 12-6340, MIMOSA 32-4294, 
COMRADE KOOK 12-6339, REPREHENSIBLE 82-27850, NOREASTER 35-3896, GOSSAMER 35-3656, 
BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570, CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196, and MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  ARVAT(32)            2  3 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  3 0  KURUKAR(64)          2  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  MURSKA(35)           2  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  2 0  ZENSU(40)            4  0 0  SENTERN(70)          1  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        3  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  2 0  KHALANI(55)          2  2 1  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          3  2 1  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WILLY LIV 9-2930            22  11  2  189  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 REQUIEM 11-4472             28  24  0  200  BALLAD OF THE BLADE (1229) ARUAK CITY
 SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021         24  13  1  166  HOUNDS OF HELL (1240)      RIZTAB
 REDFOX 13-4197              76 116  0  205  CARDOW HUNTERS (761)       DULLENS
 ALVIN 16-3927               47  27  1  210  AARON'S ANGELS (744)       WILLAF

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252         44  74  0   99  MIDDLE WAY (1058)          ALJAFIR
 NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821      56  48  0  260  BLADES OF WONDER (1002)    SOLVEN
 ENLIGHTENED BEING 26-4642   18   6  0   73  PHILANTHROPISTS (1263)     CALEAM
 ROMULUS 32-3047             66  47  3  202  ROMAN HEROES (17)          ARVAT
 DARTMAN 33-7161             50  23  3  192  COLGATE DAYS (1062)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 GOLEM 35-1485               76  53  1  247  THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746)  MURSKA
 KING LOVE 40-3748           56  42  2  237  GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238)   ZENSU
 TAIRIKIA 51-4247           117  96  2  200  SAND DANCERS (1102)        TRICORUS
 KELOS 55-30                 91 131  5  265  ROCANIS RIDERS (285)       KHALANI
 ROYLAND 56-3380            115  75  0  197  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527         19   7  1   80  CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261)    ARADI
 TRYURLUCK 61-1029          107  75  1  262  BLOOD KNIGHTS (284)        JURINE
 TOM BOMBADIL 64-3936        51  24  0  242  MAIAR (755)                KURUKAR
 DAMORETH STENN 65-6105      61  84  1  136  SAND DANCERS (1130)        DAL SHANG
 KYRLANIA 70-2327           106 118  1  218  SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)      SENTERN
 NIGHTFALL 74-2421          143 111  4  246  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 SAMSARA 75-3055             16  14  0  171  I AM SAM (1075)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196      81 115  0  190  THE DRAGON FIST (1210)     LIN TIRIAN
 REPREHENSIBLE 82-27850       4   8  0   83  THE BROTHERHOOD 91 (1258)  DWES EG