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Date : 03/29/2007 Duedate: 04/11/2007
FREE BLADES
DM-103 TURN-451
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DIRT DEVILS 35/1246 1314 724 11 64.5 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 35/948
COLGATE DAYS 33/1062 PHILANTHROPISTS 17/1262
BLOOD ANGELS 40/1257 7 LEGION OF DU 13/1056 22 22 0 50.0
DO IT AGAIN 11/1239 8 BLOOD KNIGHTS 61/284 336 351 9 48.9
HOUNDS OF HELL 12/1240 THE DRAGON FIST 78/1210
2 MAIAR 64/755 511 310 5 62.2 SCARLET KNIGHTS 70/403
SARATOGA GLORY 32/1072 9 REDHORSE 56/823 491 521 5 48.5
TOOLS OF TORMENT 56/1082 DARKLINGS 74/1160
3 HEAVE HO! 70/926 739 481 9 60.6 ROCANIS RIDERS 55/285
GARDEN OF HORRORS 40/1238 10 LUROCIANS XI 82/1039 191 203 5 48.5
THE BROTHERHOOD 10 82/1085 11 AARON'S ANGEL 16/744 52 57 0 47.7
BLADES OF WONDER 22/1002 12 RHYME TYME 55/397 289 329 1 46.8
CHILDHOOD TRAUMA 60/1261 13 GWAR 70/691 283 333 5 45.9
LINCOLNSHIRE 65/985 FEAR FACTORY 61/632
BALLAD OF THE BLADE 11/1229 FEAR FACTORY IV 70/713
I AM SAM 75/1075 GWAR 77/1235
THE BROTHERHOOD 91 82/1258 FEAR FACTORY 78/1236
4 POSSE 65/1266 3 2 0 60.0 14 CULTS-R-US 12/1255 9 11 0 45.0
DEATH PENALTY 33/1267 15 UNDER DURESS 64/743 761 1062 10 41.7
5 ROMAN HEROES 32/17 558 385 6 59.2 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY 33/764
I, CLAUDIUS 13/705 16 THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48 26 46 0 36.1
6 PHILANTHROPIS 55/831 310 294 6 51.3 17 MIDDLE WAY 17/1058 542 1143 8 32.2
PHILANTHROPISTS 32/1254 SAND DANCERS 74/1158
PHILANTHROPISTS 3 35/1011 CARDOW HUNTERS 13/761
THE PHILANTHROPISTS 35/746 SAND DANCERS 51/1102
PHILANTHROPISTS 26/1263 SAND DANCERS 65/1130
PHILANTHROPISTS 40/1234
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills, and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the spy report for FREE BLADES, and what's more, I'm tired.
So we'll go with the short version, okay? MVP (Most V. Point gain) award for MIMOSA?
PHILANTHROPISTS' proud of him after beating AUGUSTUS I and getting 45 points. Talk
about yer major upsets! KJARRAN'S HAMMER's match with COMRADE KOOK cost him a loss
of 22 points! The Lord Marshal isn't going to stop just 'cause he's Number One!
KELOS knows this. He was TV challenged by the Duelmaster. This Duelmaster is like
something else! KING LOVE stopped KELOS dead in his tracks! Good! That Kelos is a
killer, and we don't want that kind of thing here, do we? I mean, this isn't
Darkholm. I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They
want photogenic fighters for PR photos. Well, not photos, actually, but they've got
a Lightning Sketch Artist.
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. PHILANTHROPISTS was FREE BLADES' most avoided team. Is there some
award for that? Is there some deep dark secret why HOUNDS OF HELL's been avoiding
PHILANTHROPISTS so much? Or is it just that they're too scared? Of course, since
they're out there fighting, they can't be TOO scared. Like, is VICTIM OF SOCIETY
popular, or what? He was challenged the most in all of FREE BLADES! He's got a 52-
46-2, is that good?
See if I ever talk to NEBUCHADNEZZAR again! JELIAH BIGABO was so low when He
challenged him. Uh, who challenge whom? Not that I ever talk to either of these
guys, I mean, they don't answer, so why should I, you know, bother? Hhmph! I was
sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in FREE BLADES. Well, maybe not. It isn't like
this is a big deal. NEBUCHADNEZZAR got 21 points after beating JELIAH BIGABO, 29
points below him. I'm not so sure ROMULUS knew all the facts when he challenged
JAMMIES of DARKLINGS. That off-hand Teddy Bear is dangerous! I saw ROMULUS
stumbling and dribbling at The Cooler last week... well, at least I know someone who
said he saw Romulus, I don't go there, myself. Do you think ROMULUS knew something
before he challenged JAMMIES? He got a win and 13 points. What will the guy do
next? Ooh! Did ACID BATH really know what he was doing when he challenged SISTER X?
A 17-3-0 speaks volumes. (Zontoni said that. I don't know what it means.) ACID BATH
lost to SISTER X, but he got 3 points. SISTER X won, and got 11 points. I don't get
it. There are too many points showing up out of, you know, nowhere. This is point
inflation.
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job,
that's what!!! I could retire to Bonsur and sit on the beach.
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous spy reporter? I gotta leave. FREE BLADES is like such a dump, and you guys
smell too much! Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby
Tonte
Thirty-six fights, thirteen challenges. In case you wanted to know.
ENLIGHTENED BEING (26-4642) (18-6-0,73) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought LUCIFREYJA
(103-40) (19-21-1,90) of the College of Mimes. ENLIGHTENED BEING viciously subdued
LUCIFREYJA in a popular 2 minute brutal match.
KJARRAN'S HAMMER (61-3372) (20-12-0,79) of FEAR FACTORY fought COMRADE KOOK (12-
6339) (21-14-1,51) of CULTS-R-US. KJARRAN'S HAMMER was vanquished by COMRADE KOOK in
a 1 minute mismatched bout.
JAVELINO (56-3728) (37-45-1,95) of REDHORSE fought NYZEIL OGLATA (17-6753) (18-
7-1,42) of PHILANTHROPISTS. JAVELINO vanquished NYZEIL OGLATA in a 1 minute one-
sided bout.
KNUCKLE JAW (77-2129) (46-52-2,145) of GWAR fought XHUGHA KARGARIT (103-38) (32-
28-1,130) of the College of Mimes. KNUCKLE JAW savagely defeated XHUGHA KARGARIT in
a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
SMUG BUG (55-2900) (62-123-0,180) of RHYME TYME fought CANNIBAL CORPSE (61-2373)
(30-33-4,112) of FEAR FACTORY. SMUG BUG bested CANNIBAL CORPSE in an action packed 1
minute gory bout.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77-2125) (48-51-2,161) of GWAR fought DRIZZT (40-4146) (26-18-
0,148) of PHILANTHROPISTS. FLATTUS MAXIMUS was devastated by DRIZZT in a 1 minute
one-sided battle.
MIMOSA (32-4294) (21-13-0,165) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought AUGUSTUS I (32-2486)
(45-34-3,144) of ROMAN HEROES. MIMOSA delivered the death blow upon AUGUSTUS I in a
popular 1 minute duel.
SERIAL MURDERER (9-990) (29-31-0,156) of THE MONGOLOIDS fought THE QUICKLING
(70-1669) (72-164-2,157) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. SERIAL MURDERER was overpowered by THE
QUICKLING in an exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
BIONIC BUFFALO (11-6570) (27-12-0,185) of DO IT AGAIN fought MUDVAYNE (61-3039)
(25-23-0,152) of FEAR FACTORY. BIONIC BUFFALO demolished MUDVAYNE in an exciting 1
minute one-sided fight.
REDFOX (13-4197) (76-116-0,205) of CARDOW HUNTERS fought MARILYN MANSON (61-
1993) (39-28-2,153) of FEAR FACTORY. REDFOX overpowered MARILYN MANSON in a popular
2 minute brutal uneven duel.
PROPANE TORCH (61-2524) (36-35-1,183) of FEAR FACTORY fought ARUNDA ROCKTROLL
(103-35) (60-40-2,190) of the College of Mimes. PROPANE TORCH viciously subdued
ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in an exciting 2 minute gory duel.
PUNGENT STENCH (61-2458) (44-31-1,187) of FEAR FACTORY fought HELYSE (103-36)
(45-35-5,165) of the College of Mimes. PUNGENT STENCH handily defeated HELYSE in an
exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
SUPERIOR FORCES (33-4543) (96-137-2,191) of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY fought 3 FISTED
RAT BOY (70-6130) (38-53-3,181) of GWAR. SUPERIOR FORCES won victory over 3 FISTED
RAT BOY in an action packed 1 minute bout.
MORTIFICATION (61-2333) (50-41-4,197) of FEAR FACTORY fought SANGUINE (40-4135)
(22-6-1,156) of BLOOD ANGELS. MORTIFICATION slimly won victory over SANGUINE in a
popular 3 minute brutal fight.
RIDDLER (61-1856) (72-55-1,190) of FEAR FACTORY fought SCOOBY DOOM (12-6021)
(24-13-1,166) of HOUNDS OF HELL. RIDDLER luckily beat SCOOBY DOOM in an exciting 3
minute gory duel.
COERCE (78-1577) (32-25-1,194) of FEAR FACTORY fought NOREASTER (35-3896) (25-8-
1,161) of DIRT DEVILS. COERCE slimly won victory over NOREASTER in an exciting 4
minute gory bout.
FUNNY BUNNY (55-1862) (136-154-2,187) of RHYME TYME fought NINE INCH NAIL (61-
2273) (38-32-3,187) of FEAR FACTORY. FUNNY BUNNY demolished NINE INCH NAIL in an
action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
TAIRIKIA (51-4247) (117-96-2,200) of SAND DANCERS fought RETROVIRUS (70-6086)
(46-34-0,203) of FEAR FACTORY IV. TAIRIKIA devastated RETROVIRUS in a popular 2
minute gruesome one-sided contest.
NIGHTFALL (74-2421) (143-111-4,246) of DARKLINGS fought WRATH OF ONE (82-11628)
(28-22-2,185) of LUROCIANS XII. NIGHTFALL beat WRATH OF ONE in a crowd pleasing 1
minute fight.
TRYURLUCK (61-1029) (107-75-1,262) of BLOOD KNIGHTS fought STYLISH (32-4116)
(22-8-1,187) of SARATOGA GLORY. TRYURLUCK was narrowly defeated by STYLISH in an
exciting 1 minute bout.
KYRLANIA (70-2327) (106-118-1,218) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought KIMO (70-6089) (39-
40-4,190) of FEAR FACTORY IV. KYRLANIA devastated KIMO in a 2 minute one-sided
fight.
JULIUS (64-3641) (111-120-2,230) of UNDER DURESS fought T-BONE (13-3139) (41-27-
0,194) of LEGION OF DUMB. JULIUS handily defeated T-BONE in a crowd pleasing 1
minute mismatched bout.
TOM BOMBADIL (64-3936) (51-24-0,242) of MAIAR fought NIGHTCAP (74-2745) (110-
107-0,212) of DARKLINGS. TOM BOMBADIL was vanquished by NIGHTCAP in an action packed
2 minute mismatched bout.
The challenges.
MECHANISM (56-3796) (15-8-1,72) of TOOLS OF TORMENT challenged MALT-O-MEAL (60-
7527) (19-7-1,80) of CHILDHOOD TRAUMA. Up 8. MECHANISM was overcome by MALT-O-MEAL
in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ANNABEL BLACKHEART (65-6769) (17-6-2,84) of POSSE challenged MOUSE NOYLE (17-
6252) (44-74-0,99) of MIDDLE WAY. Up 15. ANNABEL BLACKHEART demolished MOUSE NOYLE
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
ACID BATH (33-7373) (17-2-0,57) of DEATH PENALTY challenged SISTER X (12-6340)
(22-12-0,97) of CULTS-R-US. Up 40. ACID BATH was demolished by SISTER X in a 2
minute mismatched Challenge competition.
TRADEMARK (32-4114) (23-6-3,120) of SARATOGA GLORY challenged DAMORETH STENN
(65-6105) (61-84-1,136) of SAND DANCERS. Up 16. TRADEMARK overpowered DAMORETH
STENN in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SAMSARA (75-3055) (16-14-0,171) of I AM SAM challenged LOPING WOLF (56-1796)
(92-144-0,185) of REDHORSE. Up 14. SAMSARA vanquished LOPING WOLF in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge fight.
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE (70-3118) (39-29-0,204) of HEAVE HO! challenged ROYLAND (56-
3380) (115-75-0,197) of REDHORSE. Down 7. LIMA BEAN FLAMBE was vanquished by
ROYLAND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CLAUDIUS (13-2860) (44-34-2,183) of I, CLAUDIUS challenged CORT NIGHTJEWEL (78-
196) (81-115-0,190) of THE DRAGON FIST. Up 7. CLAUDIUS was handily defeated by CORT
NIGHTJEWEL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SAMARIUM (75-3071) (30-19-1,192) of I AM SAM challenged DARLINA (74-2995) (61-
64-3,196) of SAND DANCERS. Up 4. SAMARIUM bested DARLINA in a popular 1 minute
Challenge competition.
DARTMAN (33-7161) (50-23-3,192) of COLGATE DAYS challenged ALVIN (16-3927) (47-
27-1,210) of AARON'S ANGELS. Up 18. DARTMAN was vanquished by ALVIN in an exciting
1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ROMULUS (32-3047) (66-47-3,202) of ROMAN HEROES challenged JAMMIES (74-2829)
(100-90-1,246) of DARKLINGS. Up 44. ROMULUS savagely defeated JAMMIES in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
REQUIEM (11-4472) (28-24-0,200) of BALLAD OF THE BLADE challenged VICTIM OF
SOCIETY (55-3179) (51-46-2,209) of PHILANTHROPISTS. Up 9. REQUIEM was vanquished by
VICTIM OF SOCIETY in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
NEBUCHADNEZZAR (22-5821) (56-48-0,260) of BLADES OF WONDER challenged JELIAH
BIGABO (35-3676) (49-24-2,231) of PHILANTHROPISTS 3. Down 29. NEBUCHADNEZZAR
overcame JELIAH BIGABO in a popular 2 minute Challenge match.
KING LOVE (40-3748) (56-42-2,237) of GARDEN OF HORRORS TV challenged KELOS (55-
30) (91-131-5,265) of ROCANIS RIDERS. Up 28. KING LOVE devastated KELOS in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KING LOVE 40-3748 57 42 2 248 GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238) ZENSU
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821 57 48 0 281 BLADES OF WONDER (1002) SOLVEN
NIGHTFALL 74-2421 144 111 4 250 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
-GOLEM 35-1485 76 53 1 247 THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746) MURSKA
JULIUS 64-3641 112 120 2 246 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
NIGHTCAP 74-2745 111 107 0 239 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
ALVIN 16-3927 48 27 1 233 AARON'S ANGELS (744) WILLAF
KYRLANIA 70-2327 107 118 1 226 SCARLET KNIGHTS (403) SENTERN
VICTIM OF SOCIETY 55-3179 52 46 2 224 PHILANTHROPISTS (831) KHALANI
TAIRIKIA 51-4247 118 96 2 219 SAND DANCERS (1102) TRICORUS
STYLISH 32-4116 23 8 1 218 SARATOGA GLORY (1072) ARVAT
ROYLAND 56-3380 116 75 0 215 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
ROMULUS 32-3047 67 47 3 215 ROMAN HEROES (17) ARVAT
REDFOX 13-4197 77 116 0 212 CARDOW HUNTERS (761) DULLENS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MIMOSA 32-4294 22 13 1 210 PHILANTHROPISTS (1254) ARVAT
PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 37 35 1 205 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196 82 115 0 203 THE DRAGON FIST (1210) LIN TIRIAN
MORTIFICATION 61-2333 51 41 4 203 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
COERCE 78-1577 33 25 1 203 FEAR FACTORY (1236) LIN TIRIAN
FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 137 154 2 201 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
JAMMIES 74-2829 100 91 1 201 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
SAMARIUM 75-3071 31 19 1 200 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN
JELIAH BIGABO 35-3676 49 25 2 198 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1011) MURSKA
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118 39 30 0 198 HEAVE HO! (926) SENTERN
RETROVIRUS 70-6086 46 35 0 197 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 45 31 1 197 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
RIDDLER 61-1856 73 55 1 196 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543 97 137 2 194 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
KELOS 55-30 91 132 5 194 ROCANIS RIDERS (285) KHALANI
TRYURLUCK 61-1029 107 76 1 193 BLOOD KNIGHTS (284) JURINE
DARLINA 74-2995 61 65 3 192 SAND DANCERS (1158) DAYLA KIV
TOM BOMBADIL 64-3936 51 25 0 192 MAIAR (755) KURUKAR
-KREWKUT SAUSAGE 65-6327 35 27 0 192 LINCOLNSHIRE (985) DAL SHANG
WRATH OF ONE 82-11628 28 23 2 192 LUROCIANS XII (1039) DWES EG
REQUIEM 11-4472 28 25 0 192 BALLAD OF THE BLADE (1229) ARUAK CITY
-REPRISAL 82-14465 20 10 1 191 THE BROTHERHOOD 10 (1085) DWES EG
-GOSSAMER 35-3656 46 38 1 190 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948) MURSKA
DARTMAN 33-7161 50 24 3 189 COLGATE DAYS (1062) NIATOLI ISLAND
BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570 28 12 0 189 DO IT AGAIN (1239) ARUAK CITY
-WILLY LIV 9-2930 22 11 2 189 THE MONGOLOIDS (48) ZUKAL
SAMSARA 75-3055 17 14 0 188 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
T-BONE 13-3139 41 28 0 186 LEGION OF DUMB (1056) DULLENS
KIMO 70-6089 39 41 4 183 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
SMUG BUG 55-2900 63 123 0 182 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 38 54 3 179 GWAR (691) SENTERN
NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273 38 33 3 177 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
CLAUDIUS 13-2860 44 35 2 175 I, CLAUDIUS (705) DULLENS
SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021 24 14 1 175 HOUNDS OF HELL (1240) RIZTAB
THE QUICKLING 70-1669 73 164 2 170 SCARLET KNIGHTS (403) SENTERN
LOPING WOLF 56-1796 92 145 0 169 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
NOREASTER 35-3896 25 9 1 169 DIRT DEVILS (1246) MURSKA
SANGUINE 40-4135 22 7 1 167 BLOOD ANGELS (1257) ZENSU
DRIZZT 40-4146 27 18 0 166 PHILANTHROPISTS (1234) ZENSU
MARILYN MANSON 61-1993 39 29 2 155 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
MUDVAYNE 61-3039 25 24 0 154 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 47 52 2 151 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 48 52 2 146 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
AUGUSTUS I 32-2486 45 35 3 146 ROMAN HEROES (17) ARVAT
SERIAL MURDERER 9-990 29 32 0 146 THE MONGOLOIDS (48) ZUKAL
TRADEMARK 32-4114 24 6 3 139 SARATOGA GLORY (1072) ARVAT
CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 30 34 4 124 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
DAMORETH STENN 65-6105 61 85 1 123 SAND DANCERS (1130) DAL SHANG
-THE MAD CARROT 40-3862 12 2 0 118 GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238) ZENSU
SISTER X 12-6340 23 12 0 108 CULTS-R-US (1255) RIZTAB
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ANNABEL BLACKHEART 65-6769 18 6 2 100 POSSE (1266) DAL SHANG
JAVELINO 56-3728 38 45 1 98 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
-JUSTICE 32-4217 26 16 1 95 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ENLIGHTENED BEING 26-4642 19 6 0 90 PHILANTHROPISTS (1263) CALEAM
MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527 20 7 1 88 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261) ARADI
MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252 44 75 0 84 MIDDLE WAY (1058) ALJAFIR
-REPREHENSIBLE 82-27850 4 8 0 83 THE BROTHERHOOD 91 (1258) DWES EG
COMRADE KOOK 12-6339 22 14 1 80 CULTS-R-US (1255) RIZTAB
MECHANISM 56-3796 15 9 1 73 TOOLS OF TORMENT (1082) ROCANIS
-MACHINE 56-3795 16 8 0 67 TOOLS OF TORMENT (1082) ROCANIS
ACID BATH 33-7373 17 3 0 60 DEATH PENALTY (1267) NIATOLI ISLAND
KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372 20 13 0 57 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
NYZEIL OGLATA 17-6753 18 8 1 45 PHILANTHROPISTS (1262) ALJAFIR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
AUGUSTUS I 32-2486 45 35 3 ROMAN HEROES 17 MIMOSA 32-4294 451
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Caesar & Romulus -- Actually, I have been reading every Column and ad that has been
written in Free Blades over the past few months. I agree that it is very
disheartening seeing the muteness that is this arena. It is indeed pathetic. I
actually would have preferred if you stayed on top as I always enjoy your ads and
columns. They are by far some of the most entertaining and amusing writings I read.
It is a shame that more managers don't take the time and effort that you do each
turn. You need to come back to Arvat. I don't want to hear about how crappy the
rollup pool is there. We all have to deal with the same crappy rollups. What takes
talent is winning with those crappy rollups. My winning percentage is over 65% in
there with garbage. Are you saying you can't be as successful as I have been with
the same junk that you get? Come my friend. Embrace the suckatude. Relish the
vileness that is the 5 wit 3 will rollup. Once you do you'll enjoy this game a lot
more. -- Mad Max
King Love & the Sandman -- Congrats on the title. -- Mad Max
Caesar -- Cheeseburgers? I guess that could be me but the impressive display was
Boss Rat. Cigars and vodka is the Dark One and yourself. You have the heavy-
handedness down though with me. How I miss your ramblings of "Big-Joe-Hands!".
Perhaps the next time we are in the Elm City we can get together for a pie or 2 from
Pepe's and a pitcher of their finest ale. The Dark One has been slacking on the
Yale-Colgate hockey game updates. We haven't been to one in ages. Now, my friend.
Return to Arvat! Caesar is summoned! Mad Max has spoken!
I hope I'm getting the punctuation correct here, but, let's face it, when it
comes to html, I'm guessing. I think I'm close though. -- Temp Ed.
Jorja and the Sand Dancers -- Hmmm. What can I do to help relieve the strike?
Better wagers? Less hours? Work with me. I'll see what I can do. -- Mad Max
Dartman -- That was a pretty brave challenge, but then you didn't follow through. I
tried to teach you some stuff, but it didn't seem like you were paying attention. --
Jammies
Tom Bombadil -- Wow. I don't get people breaking my weapon very often. Sometimes
the blades the Commission provides aren't the best, though, I think. Mass produced.
But I suppose it's fairer than the alternative, which is for all of us to bring our
own equipment into the arena. -- Royland
Claudius -- (wincing) That had to leave a mark. I was aiming for your shoulder,
really--you just stuck your face into the path of my sword. Sorry about that and I
hope you're over the resurrection hangover. -- Kelos
P.S. You DID challenge someone with three times your experience. Things happen.
People keep saying that.
Superior Forces -- Remind your manager to change your train. That was a pretty good
fight. You were doing well until I got through your defenses just once. -- Nightfall
The Quickling -- I was surprised to win that. Your style usually does well against
me. -- Loping Wolf
T-Bone -- Well, the outcome of our match wasn't surprising, considering our relative
experience. I thought you did well, though. -- Nightcap
Reprehensible -- Oops. Didn't mean to keep attacking when you were down--I just had
a lot of momentum, you know? I hope you're feeling better. They say resurrection is
a bitch... but then, you may already have known that. Were you brought back in a
dead tourney? -- Javelino
Debby T. -- Why bother coming "back after him" as you stated? Until the game is
righted, there is really no way for me to beat him. -- Romulus
Listen, I don't even remember what we were talking about, but I'm sure you're
right. Or, you know, close enough.
Debby T. -- Call it sour grapes, make up some witty remark, whatever... The old
saying "It is what it is" certainly applies here. Again, we appeal to the GC to
remedy this Aimed Blow issue and return the game to a more realistic operating
environment! -- Caesar
Well, we can hope, of course. Sometimes stranger things have happened.
Jorja had a hissy fit and said we all had to do personals again, so... here goes. --
Sand Dancers et al
Nebuchadnezzar -- Why would anyone have a name you can't spell and aren't sure how to
pronounce? By the time the herald was done sputtering, the fight was over! --
Tairikia
Sanguine -- You certainly believe in throwing your name around, don't out? Soaking
in cold water won't be enough to get these stains out. -- Damoreth Stenn
The Mad Carrot -- Pretty darned horrible, if you ask me. -- Mouse Noyle
Golem -- You're a tiny thing, aren't you? -- Darlina
Smug Bub -- *squash* -- Redfox
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
KING LOVE devastated KELOS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
NEBUCHADNEZZAR overcame JELIAH BIGABO in a popular 2 minute Challenge match.
REQUIEM was vanquished by VICTIM OF SOCIETY in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ROMULUS savagely defeated JAMMIES in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
DARTMAN was vanquished by ALVIN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SAMARIUM bested DARLINA in a popular 1 minute Challenge competition.
CLAUDIUS was handily defeated by CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE was vanquished by ROYLAND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SAMSARA vanquished LOPING WOLF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TRADEMARK overpowered DAMORETH STENN in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
ACID BATH was demolished by SISTER X in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
ANNABEL BLACKHEART demolished MOUSE NOYLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
MECHANISM was overcome by MALT-O-MEAL in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
TOM BOMBADIL was vanquished by NIGHTCAP in a action packed 2 minute mismatched bout.
JULIUS handily defeated T-BONE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
KYRLANIA devastated KIMO in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
TRYURLUCK was narrowly defeated by STYLISH in a exciting 1 minute bout.
NIGHTFALL beat WRATH OF ONE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
TAIRIKIA devastated RETROVIRUS in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided contest.
FUNNY BUNNY demolished NINE INCH NAIL in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
COERCE slimly won victory over NOREASTER in a exciting 4 minute gory bout.
RIDDLER luckily beat SCOOBY DOOM in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
MORTIFICATION slimly won victory over SANGUINE in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
SUPERIOR FORCES won victory over 3 FISTED RAT BOY in a action packed 1 minute bout.
PUNGENT STENCH handily defeated HELYSE in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
PROPANE TORCH viciously subdued ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
REDFOX overpowered MARILYN MANSON in a popular 2 minute brutal uneven duel.
BIONIC BUFFALO demolished MUDVAYNE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SERIAL MURDERER was overpowered by THE QUICKLING in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
MIMOSA delivered the death blow upon AUGUSTUS I in a popular 1 minute duel.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS was devastated by DRIZZT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SMUG BUG bested CANNIBAL CORPSE in a action packed 1 minute gory bout.
KNUCKLE JAW savagely defeated XHUGHA KARGARIT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
JAVELINO vanquished NYZEIL OGLATA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
KJARRAN'S HAMMER was vanquished by COMRADE KOOK in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ENLIGHTENED BEING viciously subdued LUCIFREYJA in a popular 2 minute brutal match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 20 PARRY-LUNGE 16 - 8 - 0 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 10 AIMED BLOW 53 - 33 - 0 62 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 8 - 0 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 STRIKING ATTACK 45 - 36 - 1 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 8 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 17 - 0 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 WALL OF STEEL 43 - 43 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 96 - 102 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 41 - 49 - 1 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 12 - 0 20 |
Turn 451 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 11 4 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 6 2 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 6 - 4 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 4
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW KING LOVE 40-3748 57 42 2 248 GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238)
STRIKING ATTACK NIGHTFALL 74-2421 144 111 4 250 DARKLINGS (1160)
SLASHING ATTACK JULIUS 64-3641 112 120 2 246 UNDER DURESS (743)
PARRY-LUNGE NIGHTCAP 74-2745 111 107 0 239 DARKLINGS (1160)
LUNGING ATTACK VICTIM OF SOCIETY 55-3179 52 46 2 224 PHILANTHROPISTS (831)
PARRY-RIPOSTE PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 37 35 1 205 FEAR FACTORY (632)
WALL OF STEEL CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196 82 115 0 203 THE DRAGON FIST (1210)
PARRY-STRIKE MORTIFICATION 61-2333 51 41 4 203 FEAR FACTORY (632)
TOTAL PARRY RETROVIRUS 70-6086 46 35 0 197 FEAR FACTORY IV (713)
BASHING ATTACK FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 48 52 2 146 GWAR (1235)
The overall popularity leader is KYRLANIA 70-2327. The most popular warrior this
turn was NOREASTER 35-3896. The ten other most popular fighters were SCOOBY DOOM
12-6021, SANGUINE 40-4135, KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129, ENLIGHTENED BEING 26-4642, NIGHTCAP
74-2745, PROPANE TORCH 61-2524, SISTER X 12-6340, COERCE 78-1577, VICTIM OF SOCIETY
55-3179, and ROMULUS 32-3047.
The least popular fighter this week was NYZEIL OGLATA 17-6753. The other ten least
popular fighters were FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125, NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273, DARTMAN
33-7161, KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372, CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373, 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130,
MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252, DAMORETH STENN 65-6105, LOPING WOLF 56-1796, and SAMSARA
75-3055.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
ZUKAL(9) 0 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 2 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 2 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 1 0 ZENSU(40) 2 1 0 SENTERN(70) 2 4 0
DULLENS(13) 1 2 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 2 2 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 3 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 2 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 0 2 0 ROCANIS(56) 2 2 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 1 0
SOLVEN(22) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 2 0 0
CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 JURINE(61) 4 6 0 DWES EG(82) 0 1 0
ARVAT(32) 4 1 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SERIAL MURDERER 9-990 29 32 0 146 THE MONGOLOIDS (48) ZUKAL
REQUIEM 11-4472 28 25 0 192 BALLAD OF THE BLADE (1229) ARUAK CITY
SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021 24 14 1 175 HOUNDS OF HELL (1240) RIZTAB
REDFOX 13-4197 77 116 0 212 CARDOW HUNTERS (761) DULLENS
ALVIN 16-3927 48 27 1 233 AARON'S ANGELS (744) WILLAF
MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252 44 75 0 84 MIDDLE WAY (1058) ALJAFIR
NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821 57 48 0 281 BLADES OF WONDER (1002) SOLVEN
ENLIGHTENED BEING 26-4642 19 6 0 90 PHILANTHROPISTS (1263) CALEAM
STYLISH 32-4116 23 8 1 218 SARATOGA GLORY (1072) ARVAT
SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543 97 137 2 194 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
JELIAH BIGABO 35-3676 49 25 2 198 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1011) MURSKA
KING LOVE 40-3748 57 42 2 248 GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238) ZENSU
TAIRIKIA 51-4247 118 96 2 219 SAND DANCERS (1102) TRICORUS
VICTIM OF SOCIETY 55-3179 52 46 2 224 PHILANTHROPISTS (831) KHALANI
ROYLAND 56-3380 116 75 0 215 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527 20 7 1 88 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261) ARADI
PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 37 35 1 205 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
JULIUS 64-3641 112 120 2 246 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
DAMORETH STENN 65-6105 61 85 1 123 SAND DANCERS (1130) DAL SHANG
KYRLANIA 70-2327 107 118 1 226 SCARLET KNIGHTS (403) SENTERN
NIGHTFALL 74-2421 144 111 4 250 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
SAMARIUM 75-3071 31 19 1 200 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 47 52 2 151 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196 82 115 0 203 THE DRAGON FIST (1210) LIN TIRIAN
WRATH OF ONE 82-11628 28 23 2 192 LUROCIANS XII (1039) DWES EG