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Date : 04/26/2007 Duedate: 05/09/2007
FREE BLADES
DM-103 TURN-453
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DO IT AGAIN 11/1239 1319 729 11 64.4 PHILANTHROPISTS 56/1271
BLOOD ANGELS 40/1257 7 BLOOD KNIGHTS 61/284 339 356 9 48.8
HOUNDS OF HELL 12/1240 THE DRAGON FIST 78/1210
COLGATE DAYS 33/1062 SCARLET KNIGHTS 70/403
DIRT DEVILS 35/1246 8 REDHORSE 56/823 500 526 5 48.7
2 MAIAR 64/755 513 312 5 62.2 DARKLINGS 74/1160
SARATOGA GLORY 32/1072 ROCANIS RIDERS 55/285
TOOLS OF TORMENT 56/1082 9-LUROCIANS XI 82/1039 191 203 5 48.5
BARN OF HORRORS 32/1270 10 AARON'S ANGEL 16/744 53 58 0 47.7
3 HEAVE HO! 70/926 749 486 9 60.6 11 RHYME TYME 55/397 290 332 1 46.6
GARDEN OF HORRORS 40/1238 12 GWAR 70/691 294 352 6 45.5
BLADES OF WONDER 22/1002 FEAR FACTORY 78/1236
THE BROTHERHOOD 40 82/1269 FEAR FACTORY IV 70/713
CHILDHOOD TRAUMA 60/1261 GWAR 77/1235
I AM SAM 75/1075 FEAR FACTORY 61/632
BALLAD OF THE BLADE 11/1229 13 POSSE 65/1266 4 5 0 44.4
4 ROMAN HEROES 32/17 562 385 6 59.3 DEATH PENALTY 33/1267
I, CLAUDIUS 13/705 14 UNDER DURESS 64/743 763 1064 10 41.8
5 LEGION OF DU 13/1056 24 22 0 52.2 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY 33/764
6 PHILANTHROPIS 55/831 319 300 6 51.5 15 CULTS-R-US 12/1255 10 14 0 41.7
PHILANTHROPISTS 26/1263 16 THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48 27 47 0 36.5
PHILANTHROPISTS 32/1254 17 MIDDLE WAY 17/1058 547 1148 8 32.3
PHILANTHROPISTS 3 35/1011 SAND DANCERS 74/1158
PHILANTHROPISTS 61/1268 SAND DANCERS 51/1102
PHILANTHROPISTS 40/1234 SAND DANCERS 65/1130
PHILANTHROPISTS 2 35/948 CARDOW HUNTERS 13/761
PHILANTHROPISTS 17/1262
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Lord-Marshall
Greetings, Free Blades.
Title defense number 2 went well. This turn, I TV Challenged Nightcap, the top
contender. We've not fought before, so I look forward to the challenge.
I apologize for my brevity, but Nebuchadnezzar and I did not perform well in the
recent tournament and The Sandman is calling us to extra training sessions.
Until next turn,
King Love
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Aren't you GLAD we aren't still up in Talahya, using the same arena and staff
as, well, Talahya, and Home Guard, and Primus, and Andorak, and Crysalis? Well,
maybe not the same standbys, but everything else. I heard that the Infirmary people
are making, you know, bets on how long it takes gladiators to recover. I wouldn't
trust them, if it was ME. And they've got MONSTERS up there, it started in Andorak,
but I heard that even Crysalis had some monsters. WE don't have monsters. Of
course, that might mean we'll have to go rescue them one of these days. They'd
probably get annoyed, but it's, like, a hero thing, you know? Rescuing people. I
mean, I've read the manual, so I KNOW about it.
But today, it's just a regular fight day. Thirty-four fights, this is good,
isn't it? I forget sometimes. They had more in Crysalis, but they had TWELVE
standbys (or monsters) fighting, too. We only had TWO standbys fight. And fourteen
challenge matches, but only radio, no tv. And I don't think we've been split yet,
either.
Fear Factory was most avoided, and I, Claudius (actually, not *I*, but HIM
Claudius, but you know how the arena scribes are) avoided them the most.
Propane Torch got the most challenges, and it was more than the Lord Marshall
got.
And somebody died, you'd think this was Darkholm or something! I forget who,
but we'll see when we get there.
ACID BATH (33-7373) (17-4-0,64) of DEATH PENALTY fought COMRADE KOOK (12-6339)
(22-15-1,65) of CULTS-R-US. ACID BATH was savagely defeated by COMRADE KOOK in a 2
minute brutal conflict. I heard of someone who tried to bathe in grapefruit juice
once, because of getting rid of wrinkles. And lots more besides! It must be, you
know, like this Acid Bath stuff.
KJARRAN'S HAMMER (61-3372) (21-13-0,79) of FEAR FACTORY fought NYZEIL OGLATA
(17-6753) (18-9-1,44) of PHILANTHROPISTS. KJARRAN'S HAMMER was devastated by NYZEIL
OGLATA in a popular 1 minute uneven bout. Well, gosh, it's a good thing Koris
Zarloff isn't here! I saw him up in Talahya last week, but I ducked out, you know?
I don't think he saw me, and he probably doesn't know we moved down here to the Lirin
Kiv arena. He really doesn't like it when Karnhorns lose fights. Even to other
Karnhorns, I guess.
JADRA (61-3379) (16-3-1,52) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought ROSELLA (103-39) (26-25-
0,100) of the Stalwart Lads and Ladies. JADRA devastated ROSELLA in a 1 minute one-
sided battle. I don't think Rosella liked being devastated, but at least she isn't a
Monster from the, like, Black Lagoon or something.
CORRUPTION (82-22745) (9-2-0,29) of THE BROTHERHOOD 40 fought ALDALDON (56-3913)
(15-7-1,53) of PHILANTHROPISTS. CORRUPTION devastated ALDALDON in a 1 minute one-
sided duel. Well, it happens. Lots of people just aren't READY for corruption.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77-2125) (48-53-2,144) of GWAR fought SISTER X (12-6340) (23-
13-0,118) of CULTS-R-US. FLATTUS MAXIMUS narrowly defeated SISTER X in a 2 minute
brutal fray. And just, you know, Watch OUT for Cults, Flattus, because Sister has
FRIENDS in mysterious places.
JAVELINO (56-3728) (39-45-1,110) of REDHORSE fought ENLIGHTENED BEING (26-4642)
(20-6-0,99) of PHILANTHROPISTS. JAVELINO overpowered ENLIGHTENED BEING in a 1 minute
one-sided bout. I think this was totally gross of Javelino, but then, he's a caravan
raider in a funny hat, so what can you expect? I mean, he hangs out with Royland.
CANNIBAL CORPSE (61-2373) (30-35-4,105) of FEAR FACTORY fought HELYSE (103-36)
(45-35-5,165) of the Stalwart Lads and Ladies. CANNIBAL CORPSE was overpowered by
HELYSE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match. Well, why not? Helyse has a right to
defend herself, doesn't she?
THE QUICKLING (70-1669) (73-165-2,170) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought SERIAL MURDERER
(9-990) (29-33-0,142) of THE MONGOLOIDS. THE QUICKLING was narrowly defeated by
SERIAL MURDERER in a 9 minute fight. Defeated AND pushed through a small knothole
backward. That's the narrow part.
JAMMIES (74-2829) (101-91-1,205) of DARKLINGS fought KIMO (70-6089) (39-42-
4,185) of FEAR FACTORY IV. JAMMIES overpowered KIMO in an exciting 1 minute uneven
competition. It was the off-hand teddy bear, right? It messes people up. Probably
because it's only got one eye, but that eye GLOWS. Probably a Monster of some kind.
JELIAH BIGABO (35-3676) (49-26-2,194) of PHILANTHROPISTS 3 fought DAMORETH STENN
(65-6105) (62-85-1,166) of SAND DANCERS. JELIAH BIGABO viciously subdued DAMORETH
STENN in a popular 2 minute gruesome fray. Totally not surprising.
DARLINA (74-2995) (62-65-3,205) of SAND DANCERS fought GOSSAMER (35-3656) (46-
38-1,190) of PHILANTHROPISTS 2. DARLINA was defeated by GOSSAMER in an action packed
4 minute brutal match. It's the cobweb thing. Some people just can't STAND cobwebs,
you know? I mean, they get in your EYELASHES, even! Really gross. And they tickle.
JULIUS (64-3641) (112-121-2,202) of UNDER DURESS fought KNUCKLE JAW (77-2129)
(47-53-2,152) of GWAR. JULIUS overpowered KNUCKLE JAW in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
Well, of course. Is anyone surprised?
PUNGENT STENCH (61-2458) (45-32-1,189) of FEAR FACTORY fought NOREASTER (35-
3896) (25-10-1,172) of DIRT DEVILS. PUNGENT STENCH savagely defeated NOREASTER in an
action packed 4 minute brutal fight. Sometimes you just can't, like, blow it away,
right?
TRYURLUCK (61-1029) (107-77-1,193) of BLOOD KNIGHTS fought RIDDLER (61-1856)
(73-56-1,191) of FEAR FACTORY. TRYURLUCK viciously subdued RIDDLER in a popular 3
minute brutal contest. Do you know, there's a Riddler in Crysalis, too? We should
get them to challenge each other to riddle game! And then we could sneak away and go
water-skiiiing.
KELOS (55-30) (92-132-5,196) of ROCANIS RIDERS fought ALVIN (16-3927) (48-28-
1,191) of AARON'S ANGELS. KELOS was demolished by ALVIN in an action packed 1 minute
uneven bout. This is what old men tell stories about when they sit on benches in
front of the stage station. You know, youth and skill, old age and cunning. That
sort of stuff.
TAIRIKIA (51-4247) (119-96-2,225) of SAND DANCERS fought 3 FISTED RAT BOY (70-
6130) (39-54-3,202) of GWAR. TAIRIKIA overpowered 3 FISTED RAT BOY in a 2 minute
uneven fight. So next time, he needs to bring a fourth fist, only the Steward might
think there were two of him--are two of him Whatever, and make him leave the extra
fists behind.
NIGHTCAP (74-2745) (112-107-0,250) of DARKLINGS fought FUNNY BUNNY (55-1862)
(138-154-2,215) of RHYME TYME. NIGHTCAP overcame FUNNY BUNNY in a crowd pleasing 1
minute competition. When fossils fight, you know what you get? Gravel.
SUPERIOR FORCES (33-4543) (98-137-2,212) of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY fought SCOOBY
DOOM (12-6021) (25-14-1,181) of HOUNDS OF HELL. SUPERIOR FORCES was savagely
defeated by SCOOBY DOOM in an exciting 2 minute gory bout. Good dog!
RETROVIRUS (70-6086) (47-35-0,212) of FEAR FACTORY IV fought CORT NIGHTJEWEL
(78-196) (83-115-0,220) of THE DRAGON FIST. RETROVIRUS slimly won victory over CORT
NIGHTJEWEL in an exciting 3 minute fight. I hear that Retro has been dieting; he
looks very good, doesn't he?
ROMULUS (32-3047) (68-47-3,232) of ROMAN HEROES fought NIGHTFALL (74-2421) (144-
112-4,200) of DARKLINGS. ROMULUS overpowered NIGHTFALL in a 1 minute mismatched
brawl. So... is it morning again?
And here are the challenge matches, all fourteen of them. This means more than
halfway to the end, so those of you who have read this far, well, you don't have as
far to go as you've come.
MALT-O-MEAL (60-7527) (20-8-1,87) of CHILDHOOD TRAUMA challenged MOUSE NOYLE
(17-6252) (45-75-0,93) of MIDDLE WAY. Up 6. MALT-O-MEAL savagely defeated MOUSE
NOYLE in a 3 minute Challenge struggle. Gosh, I didn't know mice were allergic to
Malt-O-Meal. That's probably something that would make a fortune if you could, you
know, bottle it. But I guess mostly they just avoid it.
Oh, here's the death. I knew we'd come to it sooner or later. NINE INCH NAIL
(61-2273) (38-34-3,140) of FEAR FACTORY challenged SMUG BUG (55-2900) (63-124-0,169)
of RHYME TYME. Up 29. NINE INCH NAIL put to death SMUG BUG in an action packed 1
minute Challenge fight. I've often wanted to nail a bug to the wall like that. Lots
of times.
ANNABEL BLACKHEART (65-6769) (19-6-2,122) of POSSE challenged MUDVAYNE (61-3039)
(26-24-0,162) of FEAR FACTORY. Up 40. This is, like, crazy, you know? ANNABEL
BLACKHEART was bested by MUDVAYNE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout. Maybe
some other time.
SANGUINE (40-4135) (23-7-1,177) of BLOOD ANGELS challenged LOPING WOLF (56-1796)
(92-146-0,169) of REDHORSE. Down 8. SANGUINE was bested by LOPING WOLF in an
exciting 2 minute Challenge battle. Like this is a surprise? I mean, Loping is such
a fossil!
BIONIC BUFFALO (11-6570) (28-13-0,174) of DO IT AGAIN challenged DRIZZT (40-
4146) (28-18-0,172) of PHILANTHROPISTS. Down 2. BIONIC BUFFALO was demolished by
DRIZZT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. I did hear once that buffalo hump
is totally good to eat, for steaks, you know? Is this true? Will we get to test it?
CLAUDIUS (13-2860) (45-35-2,177) of I, CLAUDIUS challenged MARILYN MANSON (61-
1993) (40-29-2,174) of FEAR FACTORY. Down 3. CLAUDIUS savagely defeated MARILYN
MANSON in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge melee. Wait a minute, wasn't I Claudius
avoiding Fear Factory? Well, I guess it didn't work!
COERCE (78-1577) (33-26-1,195) of FEAR FACTORY challenged T-BONE (13-3139) (42-
28-0,198) of LEGION OF DUMB. Up 3. COERCE was overpowered by T-BONE in a popular 1
minute gory uneven Challenge duel. This is because of Coerce being vegetarian. I
only found out about it myself yesterday, at the Wolf's Head. I wanted extra fruit,
you know? And Coerce had eaten it all. But I don't mind, they're getting in some
more. Pineapple.
REQUIEM (11-4472) (28-26-0,182) of BALLAD OF THE BLADE challenged PROPANE TORCH
(61-2524) (37-36-1,185) of FEAR FACTORY. Up 3. REQUIEM vanquished PROPANE TORCH in
a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel. This Propane was Most Challenged, remember? I
guess everyone wanted a scorch.
SAMARIUM (75-3071) (31-20-1,196) of I AM SAM challenged REDFOX (13-4197) (77-
117-0,191) of CARDOW HUNTERS. Down 5. SAMARIUM devastated REDFOX in a 2 minute one-
sided Challenge competition. I hope you got lots of skills, Sam, because that's why
we keep Redfox here at all.
NEBUCHADNEZZAR (22-5821) (57-49-0,199) of BLADES OF WONDER challenged ROYLAND
(56-3380) (117-75-0,239) of REDHORSE. Up 40. NEBUCHADNEZZAR vanquished ROYLAND in
an exciting 4 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Good! I was terribly excited. I
mean, it was Royland, and he was getting vanquished good!
SAMSARA (75-3055) (18-14-0,206) of I AM SAM challenged KYRLANIA (70-2327) (108-
118-1,245) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. Up 39. SAMSARA overpowered KYRLANIA in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute mismatched Challenge match. I don't know why Kyrlania's so
popular, unless it's the coins she throws into the stands.
DARTMAN (33-7161) (51-24-3,217) of COLGATE DAYS challenged MORTIFICATION (61-
2333) (52-41-4,224) of FEAR FACTORY. Up 7. DARTMAN overpowered MORTIFICATION in a 2
minute mismatched Challenge duel. So, does this mean that Mort is mortified? It
would be very balanced, so probably not.
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE (70-3118) (40-30-0,215) of HEAVE HO! challenged MIMOSA (32-
4294) (22-14-1,192) of PHILANTHROPISTS. Down 23. LIMA BEAN FLAMBE vanquished MIMOSA
in an exciting 2 minute uneven Challenge battle. Yuck. Lima beans. Ick. Even
toasted and dusted with cayenne, they just aren't really FOOD.
And for the title: KING LOVE (40-3748) (58-42-2,273) of GARDEN OF HORRORS
challenged VICTIM OF SOCIETY (55-3179) (53-46-2,246) of PHILANTHROPISTS. Down 27.
KING LOVE was devastated by VICTIM OF SOCIETY in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
Actually, it was kind of even. And fast! Congratulations to Victim only he can't
call himself a victim now. He has to call himself a Victor of Society. And King
Love can go rest. In case we have to rescue the people up in Talahya from the
monsters.
Debby T
LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VICTIM OF SOCIETY 55-3179 54 46 2 265 PHILANTHROPISTS (831) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ROMULUS 32-3047 69 47 3 258 ROMAN HEROES (17) ARVAT
NIGHTCAP 74-2745 113 107 0 256 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
TAIRIKIA 51-4247 120 96 2 236 SAND DANCERS (1102) TRICORUS
DARTMAN 33-7161 52 24 3 236 COLGATE DAYS (1062) NIATOLI ISLAND
NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821 58 49 0 232 BLADES OF WONDER (1002) SOLVEN
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118 41 30 0 228 HEAVE HO! (926) SENTERN
RETROVIRUS 70-6086 48 35 0 220 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
SAMSARA 75-3055 19 14 0 219 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN
-STYLISH 32-4116 23 8 1 218 SARATOGA GLORY (1072) ARVAT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
T-BONE 13-3139 43 28 0 214 LEGION OF DUMB (1056) DULLENS
JAMMIES 74-2829 102 91 1 212 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TRYURLUCK 61-1029 108 77 1 209 BLOOD KNIGHTS (284) JURINE
SAMARIUM 75-3071 32 20 1 208 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN
ALVIN 16-3927 49 28 1 205 AARON'S ANGELS (744) WILLAF
JULIUS 64-3641 113 121 2 204 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
GOSSAMER 35-3656 47 38 1 203 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948) MURSKA
PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 46 32 1 201 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196 83 116 0 199 THE DRAGON FIST (1210) LIN TIRIAN
SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021 26 14 1 199 HOUNDS OF HELL (1240) RIZTAB
RIDDLER 61-1856 73 57 1 198 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 138 155 2 197 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
MORTIFICATION 61-2333 52 42 4 197 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
NIGHTFALL 74-2421 144 113 4 196 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
JELIAH BIGABO 35-3676 50 26 2 196 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1011) MURSKA
3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 39 55 3 196 GWAR (691) SENTERN
DARLINA 74-2995 62 66 3 195 SAND DANCERS (1158) DAYLA KIV
-TOM BOMBADIL 64-3936 51 26 0 195 MAIAR (755) KURUKAR
REQUIEM 11-4472 29 26 0 195 BALLAD OF THE BLADE (1229) ARUAK CITY
ROYLAND 56-3380 117 76 0 194 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
KYRLANIA 70-2327 108 119 1 192 SCARLET KNIGHTS (403) SENTERN
KING LOVE 40-3748 58 43 2 192 GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238) ZENSU
DRIZZT 40-4146 29 18 0 192 PHILANTHROPISTS (1234) ZENSU
-WRATH OF ONE 82-11628 28 23 2 192 LUROCIANS XII (1039) DWES EG
CLAUDIUS 13-2860 46 35 2 190 I, CLAUDIUS (705) DULLENS
COERCE 78-1577 33 27 1 190 FEAR FACTORY (1236) LIN TIRIAN
MIMOSA 32-4294 22 15 1 190 PHILANTHROPISTS (1254) ARVAT
LOPING WOLF 56-1796 93 146 0 189 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
KELOS 55-30 92 133 5 189 ROCANIS RIDERS (285) KHALANI
SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543 98 138 2 188 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
REDFOX 13-4197 77 118 0 185 CARDOW HUNTERS (761) DULLENS
KIMO 70-6089 39 43 4 182 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NOREASTER 35-3896 25 11 1 178 DIRT DEVILS (1246) MURSKA
DAMORETH STENN 65-6105 62 86 1 174 SAND DANCERS (1130) DAL SHANG
MARILYN MANSON 61-1993 40 30 2 174 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 37 37 1 174 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
SANGUINE 40-4135 23 8 1 169 BLOOD ANGELS (1257) ZENSU
BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570 28 14 0 166 DO IT AGAIN (1239) ARUAK CITY
MUDVAYNE 61-3039 27 24 0 165 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
SERIAL MURDERER 9-990 30 33 0 164 THE MONGOLOIDS (48) ZUKAL
NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273 39 34 4 162 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
THE QUICKLING 70-1669 73 166 2 154 SCARLET KNIGHTS (403) SENTERN
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 47 54 2 154 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
SMUG BUG 55-2900 63 125 0 151 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
-TRADEMARK 32-4114 25 6 3 151 SARATOGA GLORY (1072) ARVAT
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 49 53 2 148 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
-AUGUSTUS I 32-2486 45 35 3 146 ROMAN HEROES (17) ARVAT
ANNABEL BLACKHEART 65-6769 19 7 2 129 POSSE (1266) DAL SHANG
JAVELINO 56-3728 40 45 1 125 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
SISTER X 12-6340 23 14 0 121 CULTS-R-US (1255) RIZTAB
CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 30 36 4 113 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527 21 8 1 98 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261) ARADI
ENLIGHTENED BEING 26-4642 20 7 0 92 PHILANTHROPISTS (1263) CALEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252 45 76 0 91 MIDDLE WAY (1058) ALJAFIR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JADRA 61-3379 17 3 1 88 PHILANTHROPISTS (1268) JURINE
-MECHANISM 56-3796 16 9 1 81 TOOLS OF TORMENT (1082) ROCANIS
COMRADE KOOK 12-6339 23 15 1 78 CULTS-R-US (1255) RIZTAB
NYZEIL OGLATA 17-6753 19 9 1 77 PHILANTHROPISTS (1262) ALJAFIR
-MACHINE 56-3795 16 9 0 67 TOOLS OF TORMENT (1082) ROCANIS
ACID BATH 33-7373 17 5 0 62 DEATH PENALTY (1267) NIATOLI ISLAND
-HEADLESS CHICKEN 32-4204 16 7 0 55 BARN OF HORRORS (1270) ARVAT
CORRUPTION 82-22745 10 2 0 55 THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (1269) DWES EG
KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372 21 14 0 54 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
-STEEV 9-4936 15 6 0 51 THE MONGOLOIDS (48) ZUKAL
ALDALDON 56-3913 15 8 1 33 PHILANTHROPISTS (1271) ROCANIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
SMUG BUG 55-2900 63 125 0 RHYME TYME 397 NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273 453
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Requiem -- Well... at least it's QUIET music. -- Darlina
P.S. And I did give you a chance to breathe. I didn't realize at the time that's
what I was doing, but it says so right here, and if it's in print, it must be true,
right?
Nightcap -- (sigh) -- Redfox
Julius -- You may THINK you understand duress, but you have barely begun to be
duressed, trust me on this. -- Tairikia
Nine Inch Nail -- (startled look) I did that? Well... good. But using a sword to
drive nails isn't good for the blade, so I probably won't do it again. -- Damoreth
Stenn
Acid Bath -- Sounds like the right way to handle you. -- Mouse Noyle
P.S. Only a primate would think of something like that in the first place, though.
20 April 2007
All -- I've been...out of circulation for the last couple of months, and my lists
are not up to date. If you've announced a manager name, a new alliance, or changed
a manager name or alliance since the middle of February, let me know in the ads, via
diplo, or in an e-mail (Sue (at) solberg-mathews (dot) com). For that matter, if
you just want to make sure I've got things right, you can always do the same. -- The
Saint, keeper of lists
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
KING LOVE was devastated by VICTIM OF SOCIETY in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE vanquished MIMOSA in a exciting 2 minute uneven Challenge battle.
DARTMAN overpowered MORTIFICATION in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
SAMSARA overpowered KYRLANIA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
NEBUCHADNEZZAR vanquished ROYLAND in a exciting 4 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SAMARIUM devastated REDFOX in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
REQUIEM vanquished PROPANE TORCH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
COERCE was overpowered by T-BONE in a popular 1 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
CLAUDIUS savagely defeated MARILYN MANSON in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge melee.
BIONIC BUFFALO was demolished by DRIZZT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SANGUINE was bested by LOPING WOLF in a exciting 2 minute Challenge battle.
ANNABEL BLACKHEART was bested by MUDVAYNE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout.
NINE INCH NAIL put to death SMUG BUG in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
MALT-O-MEAL savagely defeated MOUSE NOYLE in a 3 minute Challenge struggle.
ROMULUS overpowered NIGHTFALL in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
RETROVIRUS slimly won victory over CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a exciting 3 minute fight.
SUPERIOR FORCES was savagely defeated by SCOOBY DOOM in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
NIGHTCAP overcame FUNNY BUNNY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
TAIRIKIA overpowered 3 FISTED RAT BOY in a 2 minute uneven fight.
KELOS was demolished by ALVIN in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
TRYURLUCK viciously subdued RIDDLER in a popular 3 minute brutal contest.
PUNGENT STENCH savagely defeated NOREASTER in a action packed 4 minute brutal fight.
JULIUS overpowered KNUCKLE JAW in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DARLINA was defeated by GOSSAMER in a action packed 4 minute brutal match.
JELIAH BIGABO viciously subdued DAMORETH STENN in a popular 2 minute gruesome fray.
JAMMIES overpowered KIMO in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
THE QUICKLING was narrowly defeated by SERIAL MURDERER in a 9 minute fight.
CANNIBAL CORPSE was overpowered by HELYSE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
JAVELINO overpowered ENLIGHTENED BEING in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS narrowly defeated SISTER X in a 2 minute brutal fray.
CORRUPTION devastated ALDALDON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JADRA devastated ROSELLA in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
KJARRAN'S HAMMER was devastated by NYZEIL OGLATA in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
ACID BATH was savagely defeated by COMRADE KOOK in a 2 minute brutal conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 17 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 7 - 0 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 11 AIMED BLOW 57 - 32 - 0 64 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 PARRY-STRIKE 12 - 9 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 9 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 16 - 0 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 STRIKING ATTACK 42 - 37 - 1 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 WALL OF STEEL 44 - 44 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 93 - 101 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 42 - 49 - 1 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 5 - 0 29 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 12 - 0 20 |
Turn 453 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 9 5 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 5 3 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 8 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 6 1 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 4 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK VICTIM OF SOCIETY 55-3179 54 46 2 265 PHILANTHROPISTS (831)
STRIKING ATTACK ROMULUS 32-3047 69 47 3 258 ROMAN HEROES (17)
PARRY-LUNGE NIGHTCAP 74-2745 113 107 0 256 DARKLINGS (1160)
AIMED BLOW TAIRIKIA 51-4247 120 96 2 236 SAND DANCERS (1102)
TOTAL PARRY RETROVIRUS 70-6086 48 35 0 220 FEAR FACTORY IV (713)
SLASHING ATTACK JAMMIES 74-2829 102 91 1 212 DARKLINGS (1160)
WALL OF STEEL GOSSAMER 35-3656 47 38 1 203 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948)
PARRY-STRIKE MORTIFICATION 61-2333 52 42 4 197 FEAR FACTORY (632)
PARRY-RIPOSTE PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 37 37 1 174 FEAR FACTORY (632)
BASHING ATTACK FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 49 53 2 148 GWAR (1235)
The overall popularity leader is KYRLANIA 70-2327. The most popular warrior this
turn was THE QUICKLING 70-1669. The ten other most popular fighters were DARLINA
74-2995, TRYURLUCK 61-1029, ROYLAND 56-3380, SERIAL MURDERER 9-990, PUNGENT STENCH
61-2458, JELIAH BIGABO 35-3676, RETROVIRUS 70-6086, DARTMAN 33-7161, MOUSE NOYLE
17-6252, and GOSSAMER 35-3656.
The least popular fighter this week was ALDALDON 56-3913. The other ten least
popular fighters were ENLIGHTENED BEING 26-4642, KIMO 70-6089, KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129,
NIGHTFALL 74-2421, PROPANE TORCH 61-2524, KING LOVE 40-3748, CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373,
FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862, BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570, and KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
ZUKAL(9) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 2 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 2 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 2 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 1 0 ZENSU(40) 1 2 0 SENTERN(70) 2 4 0
DULLENS(13) 2 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 2 2 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 3 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 2 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 2 2 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 1 0
SOLVEN(22) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 2 0
CALEAM(26) 0 1 0 JURINE(61) 5 6 1 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
ARVAT(32) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SERIAL MURDERER 9-990 30 33 0 164 THE MONGOLOIDS (48) ZUKAL
REQUIEM 11-4472 29 26 0 195 BALLAD OF THE BLADE (1229) ARUAK CITY
SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021 26 14 1 199 HOUNDS OF HELL (1240) RIZTAB
T-BONE 13-3139 43 28 0 214 LEGION OF DUMB (1056) DULLENS
ALVIN 16-3927 49 28 1 205 AARON'S ANGELS (744) WILLAF
MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252 45 76 0 91 MIDDLE WAY (1058) ALJAFIR
NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821 58 49 0 232 BLADES OF WONDER (1002) SOLVEN
ENLIGHTENED BEING 26-4642 20 7 0 92 PHILANTHROPISTS (1263) CALEAM
ROMULUS 32-3047 69 47 3 258 ROMAN HEROES (17) ARVAT
DARTMAN 33-7161 52 24 3 236 COLGATE DAYS (1062) NIATOLI ISLAND
GOSSAMER 35-3656 47 38 1 203 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948) MURSKA
KING LOVE 40-3748 58 43 2 192 GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238) ZENSU
TAIRIKIA 51-4247 120 96 2 236 SAND DANCERS (1102) TRICORUS
VICTIM OF SOCIETY 55-3179 54 46 2 265 PHILANTHROPISTS (831) KHALANI
ROYLAND 56-3380 117 76 0 194 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527 21 8 1 98 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261) ARADI
TRYURLUCK 61-1029 108 77 1 209 BLOOD KNIGHTS (284) JURINE
JULIUS 64-3641 113 121 2 204 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
DAMORETH STENN 65-6105 62 86 1 174 SAND DANCERS (1130) DAL SHANG
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118 41 30 0 228 HEAVE HO! (926) SENTERN
NIGHTCAP 74-2745 113 107 0 256 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
SAMSARA 75-3055 19 14 0 219 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 47 54 2 154 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196 83 116 0 199 THE DRAGON FIST (1210) LIN TIRIAN
CORRUPTION 82-22745 10 2 0 55 THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (1269) DWES EG