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Date   : 05/10/2007    Duedate: 05/23/2007

FREE BLADES

DM-103    TURN-454

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 DIRT DEVILS 35/1246  1321  732 11 64.3      PHILANTHROPISTS 17/1262               
    COLGATE DAYS 33/1062                        PHILANTHROPISTS 56/1271               
    HOUNDS OF HELL 12/1240                    7 REDHORSE 56/823       506  527  5 49.0
    BLOOD ANGELS 40/1257                        DARKLINGS 74/1160                     
    DO IT AGAIN 11/1239                         ROCANIS RIDERS 55/285                 
  2 MAIAR 64/755          516  314  5 62.2    8 BLOOD KNIGHTS 61/284  341  358  9 48.8
    SARATOGA GLORY 32/1072                      THE DRAGON FIST 78/1210               
    TOOLS OF TORMENT 56/1082                    SCARLET KNIGHTS 70/403                
    BARN OF HORRORS 32/1270                   9 AARON'S ANGEL 16/744   54   58  0 48.2
  3 HEAVE HO! 70/926      753  491  9 60.5   10 RHYME TYME 55/397     291  333  1 46.6
    BLADES OF WONDER 22/1002                 11-GWAR 70/691           294  352  6 45.5
    GARDEN OF HORRORS 40/1238                   FEAR FACTORY 78/1236                  
    THE BROTHERHOOD 40 82/1269                  FEAR FACTORY IV 70/713                
    BALLAD OF THE BLADE 11/1229                 GWAR 77/1235                          
    I AM SAM 75/1075                            FEAR FACTORY 61/632                   
    CHILDHOOD TRAUMA 60/1261                 12 POSSE 65/1266           5    6  0 45.5
  4 ROMAN HEROES 32/17    563  386  6 59.3      DEATH PENALTY 33/1267                 
    I, CLAUDIUS 13/705                       13 CULTS-R-US 12/1255     11   15  0 42.3
  5 LEGION OF DU 13/1056   25   22  0 53.2   14 UNDER DURESS 64/743   764 1065 10 41.8
  6 PHILANTHROPIS 55/831  320  304  6 51.3      DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY 33/764           
    PHILANTHROPISTS 32/1254                  15 THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48    27   48  0 36.0
    PHILANTHROPISTS 26/1263                  16 MIDDLE WAY 17/1058    549 1151  8 32.3
    PHILANTHROPISTS 3 35/1011                   SAND DANCERS 74/1158                  
    PHILANTHROPISTS 61/1268                     SAND DANCERS 51/1102                  
    PHILANTHROPISTS 40/1234                     CARDOW HUNTERS 13/761                 
    PHILANTHROPISTS 2 35/948                    SAND DANCERS 65/1130                  

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Well.  Um, well, here we are.  Again.  Every two weeks again.  It kind of gives
me a funny feeling, sometimes.  I mean, I know you guys have to train a lot to do
this, but don't you do anything ELSE?  What about, you know, life?
     Yes, well, they aren't paying me to be philosophical, so what about the fights?
     Twenty-seven fights, and only one standby.  Twelve challenges, I think they said
twelve.  Three tv and the rest radio.  Nobody died.  Except maybe some tongues.  You
know what they say, use it or lose it, and nobody except Jorja's warriors are
talking.  I know some of you CAN, and I wouldn't mind if you DID.
     Fear Factory was avoided by Tools of Torment, which doesn't make total sense to
me.  I mean, talk about "made for each other"!  T-Bone got the most challenges, some
of them with steak sauce.

     MACHINE (56-3795) (16-9-0,67) of TOOLS OF TORMENT fought ROSELLA (103-39) (26-
25-0,100) of the College of Mimes.  MACHINE beat ROSELLA in an exciting 3 minute
fray.  Our only standby.  I guess this is good work, Machine, but watch out in the
alleys.  Some of these mimes are tough.
     ENLIGHTENED BEING (26-4642) (20-7-0,92) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought MECHANISM (56-
3796) (16-9-1,81) of TOOLS OF TORMENT.  ENLIGHTENED BEING was vanquished by MECHANISM
in an action packed 1 minute uneven bout.  This sounds really philosophical, doesn't
it?  I'm going to let each of you think of your own philosophical stuff, though.
I've got a spy report to write.
     MOUSE NOYLE (17-6252) (45-76-0,91) of MIDDLE WAY fought ALDALDON (56-3913) (15-
8-1,33) of PHILANTHROPISTS.  MOUSE NOYLE unbelievably bested ALDALDON in a popular 3
minute brutal fight.  Actually, this was, you know, totally believable.  I think
Aldaladon must have been a cat in another life.  Or maybe because of dwarves living
in tunnels (Aldaldon is a dwarf), they know how to deal with mice?
     ANNABEL BLACKHEART (65-6769) (19-7-2,129) of POSSE fought SISTER X (12-6340)
(23-14-0,121) of CULTS-R-US.  ANNABEL BLACKHEART was vanquished by SISTER X in a 1
minute one-sided match.  Does this mean that Annabel is converting?  Some cults are
kind of cool.
     CORT NIGHTJEWEL (78-196) (83-116-0,199) of THE DRAGON FIST fought SANGUINE (40-
4135) (23-8-1,169) of BLOOD ANGELS.  CORT NIGHTJEWEL was subdued by SANGUINE in a
popular 1 minute fight.  Oh, good.  I know that Sanguine won't say anything, well,
probably not, but Cort has been not saying anything for a very long time, and I get,
you know, tired of it sometimes.  I suppose it's mean of me to care, but I can be
just as mean as anybody if I try.

     SUPERIOR FORCES (33-4543) (98-138-2,188) of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY fought CLAUDIUS
(13-2860) (46-35-2,190) of I, CLAUDIUS.  SUPERIOR FORCES was vanquished by CLAUDIUS
in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.  Now, to be completely true to the, like,
theme of SF's team, Claudius should vanquish SF TWICE, right?
     TRYURLUCK (61-1029) (108-77-1,209) of BLOOD KNIGHTS fought GOSSAMER (35-3656)
(47-38-1,203) of PHILANTHROPISTS 2.  TRYURLUCK overpowered GOSSAMER in a popular 2
minute gruesome one-sided duel.  Wow!  I knew that you could, like, TEAR gossamer
fabric, but I never saw it done to a gladiator.  I guess names have more influence
than we might thing, huh?
     LOPING WOLF (56-1796) (93-146-0,189) of REDHORSE fought JULIUS (64-3641) (113-
121-2,204) of UNDER DURESS.  LOPING WOLF was overpowered by JULIUS in a 1 minute
mismatched conflict.  What I HEARD was that Julius put wolfsbane on his sword, and
Loping just couldn't stand it.
     DRIZZT (40-4146) (29-18-0,192) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought NIGHTFALL (74-2421)
(144-113-4,196) of DARKLINGS.  DRIZZT was demolished by NIGHTFALL in an exciting 1
minute one-sided bout.  Well, listen, Nightfall, the arenamaster is upset about this
whole "darkness at noon" thing.  So fix it.  Yeah, right, like you're going to read
this?  As if!  Okay, I'll get somebody ELSE to fix it.
     KELOS (55-30) (92-133-5,189) of ROCANIS RIDERS fought SMUG BUG (55-2900) (63-
125-0,151) of RHYME TYME.  KELOS devastated SMUG BUG in an exciting 1 minute one-
sided brawl.  You've got to wonder, well, maybe you don't, but *I* have to wonder,
why is this bug still smug?

     TAIRIKIA (51-4247) (120-96-2,236) of SAND DANCERS fought FUNNY BUNNY (55-1862)
(138-155-2,197) of RHYME TYME.  TAIRIKIA was handily defeated by FUNNY BUNNY in a 2
minute mismatched bout.  That's the problem with these Rirorni, you know?  They don't
have a sense of humor.  Or maybe it's that they do, and Funny Bunny doesn't, and it
upsets them.  I'm not sure which.  But something didn't work right there.
     JAMMIES (74-2829) (102-91-1,212) of DARKLINGS fought SCOOBY DOOM (12-6021) (26-
14-1,199) of HOUNDS OF HELL.  JAMMIES overpowered SCOOBY DOOM in a 1 minute uneven
struggle.  Do you suppose it's because of the teddy bear painted on his shield.  I
mean, it's a cute teddy, really cute, so maybe people don't want to risk hitting it?
Because Jammies would take advantage if they hesitated.  I mean, he hangs out with
Royland, and that TELLS you right there!
     NIGHTCAP (74-2745) (113-107-0,256) of DARKLINGS fought SAMSARA (75-3055) (19-14-
0,219) of I AM SAM.  NIGHTCAP handily defeated SAMSARA in an action packed 1 minute
one-sided conflict.  Well, what *I* think is that Nightcap put something in Samsara's
water bottle!  Something to make, um, illusions or something, you know?
     STYLISH (32-4116) (23-8-1,218) of SARATOGA GLORY fought ALVIN (16-3927) (49-28-
1,205) of AARON'S ANGELS.  STYLISH was subdued by ALVIN in a popular 2 minute brawl.
Are you TELLING me that angels don't appreciate style?  Gosh!  That's just completely
a blow.
     ROMULUS (32-3047) (69-47-3,258) of ROMAN HEROES fought NEBUCHADNEZZAR (22-5821)
(58-49-0,232) of BLADES OF WONDER.  ROMULUS was bested by NEBUCHADNEZZAR in a crowd
pleasing 6 minute brutal conflict.  It was the whole "wonder" thing.  Like magic,
except not LOTS like magic or the wards around the arena would stop it working.

     And here we are at the challenge matches already!  Fast work, huh?
     MALT-O-MEAL (60-7527) (21-8-1,98) of CHILDHOOD TRAUMA challenged JAVELINO (56-
3728) (40-45-1,125) of REDHORSE.  Up 27.  MALT-O-MEAL was overpowered by JAVELINO in
a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  Yes, well, you know a javelino is a pig?
True, honest!  And pigs will eat anything.  Even malt-o-meal.  Even, you know, sugar
frosted flakes, but they go crazy after that.  The pigs do.
     NOREASTER (35-3896) (25-11-1,178) of DIRT DEVILS challenged DAMORETH STENN (65-
6105) (62-86-1,174) of SAND DANCERS.  Down 4.  NOREASTER overpowered DAMORETH STENN
in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge fight.  Tsk.  This is, like, totally what
anyone would expect, you know?  It's when Damoreth wins that people are surprised.
     TRADEMARK (32-4114) (25-6-3,151) of SARATOGA GLORY challenged SERIAL MURDERER
(9-990) (30-33-0,164) of THE MONGOLOIDS.  Up 13.  TRADEMARK savagely defeated SERIAL
MURDERER in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.  Wow, does this mean that Trademark,
you know, TRAMPLED Serial?  I mean, I could see that there was a SERIOUS mess down
there.
     BIONIC BUFFALO (11-6570) (28-14-0,166) of DO IT AGAIN challenged THE QUICKLING
(70-1669) (73-166-2,154) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  Down 12.  BIONIC BUFFALO was vanquished
by THE QUICKLING in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.  This is very something or
other.  I hope The taught good skills.

     TOM BOMBADIL (64-3936) (51-26-0,195) of MAIAR challenged T-BONE (13-3139) (43-
28-0,214) of LEGION OF DUMB.  Up 19.  TOM BOMBADIL was handily defeated by T-BONE in
a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.  T-Bone is the one with the most challenges,
remember?  And, like, not so dumb as all that.  Or else Tom had the wrong sauce.
     REQUIEM (11-4472) (29-26-0,195) of BALLAD OF THE BLADE challenged DARLINA (74-
2995) (62-66-3,195) of SAND DANCERS.  Straight across.  REQUIEM overpowered DARLINA
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.  But Darlina didn't get
killed, so no funeral music by request.  She says flowers are okay, though.
     SAMARIUM (75-3071) (32-20-1,208) of I AM SAM challenged REDFOX (13-4197) (77-
118-0,185) of CARDOW HUNTERS.  Down 23, I think.  I didn't study math in school, you
know.  SAMARIUM was bested by REDFOX in an action packed 2 minute Challenge brawl.  I
guess this is what "experienced" means.
     LIMA BEAN FLAMBE (70-3118) (41-30-0,228) of HEAVE HO! challenged ROYLAND (56-
3380) (117-76-0,194) of REDHORSE.  Down 34.  LIMA BEAN FLAMBE was vanquished by
ROYLAND in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.  Huh, just LIKE Royland to eat lima
beans.  Yuck-O.

     These are the TV challenges, and we congratulate the warriors who got 'em by
hard work and, you know, skill and nerve and stuff.  And the managers who paid
attention and used them.  Some days you never see a TV challenge anywhere, even when
you COULD.  I don't understand that, because it makes a difference and it wasn't EASY
to get, you know.
     SAMURAI (75-3119) (12-3-1,40) of I AM SAM TV challenged COMRADE KOOK (12-6339)
(23-15-1,78) of CULTS-R-US.  Up 38.  SAMURAI handily defeated COMRADE KOOK in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge match.  Wow, this is totally impressive!  And Samurai did
a poem about bamboo afterwards, too.  I didn't understand it, but I'm sure it was
good.
     CORRUPTION (82-22745) (10-2-0,55) of THE BROTHERHOOD 40 TV challenged ACID BATH
(33-7373) (17-5-0,62) of DEATH PENALTY.  Up 7.  CORRUPTION was unbelievably bested by
ACID BATH in a 2 minute Challenge battle.  This sounds like a good deal?  I mean, it
sounds CLEANER, doesn't it?
     KING LOVE (40-3748) (58-43-2,192) of GARDEN OF HORRORS TV challenged KYRLANIA
(70-2327) (108-119-1,192) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  Straight across.  KING LOVE bested
KYRLANIA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.  Good.  King likes a win, and
Kyrlania probably won't notice, so everybody's happy, right?

     And for Lord Marshall, an actual challenge:  DARTMAN (33-7161) (52-24-3,236) of
COLGATE DAYS challenged VICTIM OF SOCIETY (55-3179) (54-46-2,265) of PHILANTHROPISTS.
Up 29.  DARTMAN was defeated by VICTIM OF SOCIETY in a 1 minute Challenge Title
fight.  This isn't, you know, a SURPRISE, but it was a good try, Dartman.  And a good
defend by Victim, too, so congratulations to both of you.

                                       Debby T

LORD-MARSHALL                 W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VICTIM OF SOCIETY 55-3179   55  46  2  285  PHILANTHROPISTS (831)      KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NIGHTCAP 74-2745           114 107  0  270  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821      59  49  0  251  BLADES OF WONDER (1002)    SOLVEN
 T-BONE 13-3139              44  28  0  237  LEGION OF DUMB (1056)      DULLENS
 JAMMIES 74-2829            103  91  1  228  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 TRYURLUCK 61-1029          109  77  1  227  BLOOD KNIGHTS (284)        JURINE
 FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862        139 155  2  222  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
 ALVIN 16-3927               50  28  1  221  AARON'S ANGELS (744)       WILLAF
-RETROVIRUS 70-6086          48  35  0  220  FEAR FACTORY IV (713)      SENTERN
 NIGHTFALL 74-2421          145 113  4  214  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 ROYLAND 56-3380            118  76  0  213  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 JULIUS 64-3641             114 121  2  212  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REQUIEM 11-4472             30  26  0  206  BALLAD OF THE BLADE (1229) ARUAK CITY
 REDFOX 13-4197              78 118  0  205  CARDOW HUNTERS (761)       DULLENS
 STYLISH 32-4116             23   9  1  202  SARATOGA GLORY (1072)      ARVAT
 ROMULUS 32-3047             69  48  3  201  ROMAN HEROES (17)          ARVAT
-PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458      46  32  1  201  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 KING LOVE 40-3748           59  43  2  200  GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238)   ZENSU
 CLAUDIUS 13-2860            47  35  2  200  I, CLAUDIUS (705)          DULLENS
-RIDDLER 61-1856             73  57  1  198  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 GOSSAMER 35-3656            47  39  1  198  PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948)    MURSKA
 LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118    41  31  0  198  HEAVE HO! (926)            SENTERN
-MORTIFICATION 61-2333       52  42  4  197  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 DARTMAN 33-7161             52  25  3  197  COLGATE DAYS (1062)        NIATOLI ISLAND
-JELIAH BIGABO 35-3676       50  26  2  196  PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1011)   MURSKA
-3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130    39  55  3  196  GWAR (691)                 SENTERN
 SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021         26  15  1  192  HOUNDS OF HELL (1240)      RIZTAB
 SAMSARA 75-3055             19  15  0  192  I AM SAM (1075)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 KYRLANIA 70-2327           108 120  1  191  SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)      SENTERN
 KELOS 55-30                 93 133  5  191  ROCANIS RIDERS (285)       KHALANI
 DRIZZT 40-4146              29  19  0  191  PHILANTHROPISTS (1234)     ZENSU
 TOM BOMBADIL 64-3936        51  27  0  190  MAIAR (755)                KURUKAR
-COERCE 78-1577              33  27  1  190  FEAR FACTORY (1236)        LIN TIRIAN
 SAMARIUM 75-3071            32  21  1  190  I AM SAM (1075)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 SANGUINE 40-4135            24   8  1  190  BLOOD ANGELS (1257)        ZENSU
-MIMOSA 32-4294              22  15  1  190  PHILANTHROPISTS (1254)     ARVAT
 TAIRIKIA 51-4247           120  97  2  188  SAND DANCERS (1102)        TRICORUS
 NOREASTER 35-3896           26  11  1  188  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 DARLINA 74-2995             62  67  3  186  SAND DANCERS (1158)        DAYLA KIV
 CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196      83 117  0  183  THE DRAGON FIST (1210)     LIN TIRIAN
 SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543     98 139  2  182  DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
 LOPING WOLF 56-1796         93 147  0  182  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
-KIMO 70-6089                39  43  4  182  FEAR FACTORY IV (713)      SENTERN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE QUICKLING 70-1669       74 166  2  177  SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)      SENTERN
-MARILYN MANSON 61-1993      40  30  2  174  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
-PROPANE TORCH 61-2524       37  37  1  174  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 DAMORETH STENN 65-6105      62  87  1  169  SAND DANCERS (1130)        DAL SHANG
-MUDVAYNE 61-3039            27  24  0  165  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 TRADEMARK 32-4114           26   6  3  164  SARATOGA GLORY (1072)      ARVAT
-NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273      39  34  4  162  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 SERIAL MURDERER 9-990       30  34  0  157  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
-KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         47  54  2  154  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SMUG BUG 55-2900            63 126  0  151  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570      28  15  0  150  DO IT AGAIN (1239)         ARUAK CITY
-FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     49  53  2  148  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 SISTER X 12-6340            24  14  0  141  CULTS-R-US (1255)          RIZTAB
 JAVELINO 56-3728            41  45  1  138  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 ANNABEL BLACKHEART 65-6769  19   8  2  118  POSSE (1266)               DAL SHANG
-CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373     30  36  4  113  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MECHANISM 56-3796           17   9  1  100  TOOLS OF TORMENT (1082)    ROCANIS
 MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527         21   9  1   95  CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261)    ARADI
 MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252         46  76  0   93  MIDDLE WAY (1058)          ALJAFIR
 MACHINE 56-3795             17   9  0   93  TOOLS OF TORMENT (1082)    ROCANIS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-JADRA 61-3379               17   3  1   88  PHILANTHROPISTS (1268)     JURINE
 ENLIGHTENED BEING 26-4642   20   8  0   78  PHILANTHROPISTS (1263)     CALEAM
-NYZEIL OGLATA 17-6753       19   9  1   77  PHILANTHROPISTS (1262)     ALJAFIR
 SAMURAI 75-3119             13   3  1   74  I AM SAM (1075)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 ACID BATH 33-7373           18   5  0   70  DEATH PENALTY (1267)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 CORRUPTION 82-22745         10   3  0   56  THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (1269)  DWES EG
-HEADLESS CHICKEN 32-4204    16   7  0   55  BARN OF HORRORS (1270)     ARVAT
-KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372    21  14  0   54  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
-SILVER TRAIN 32-4170        16   3  3   54  SARATOGA GLORY (1072)      ARVAT
 COMRADE KOOK 12-6339        23  16  1   52  CULTS-R-US (1255)          RIZTAB
 ALDALDON 56-3913            15   9  1   46  PHILANTHROPISTS (1271)     ROCANIS
-SAMOSET 75-3043             13   6  0   45  I AM SAM (1075)            JADE MOUNTAIN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Samarium -- Ooo-kay, so you're sam.  And this means? -- Redfox, feeling literal-
minded today

Malt-o-Meal -- Gah!  Yuck!  (splashing sounds)  How do I get OUT of this bowl? --
Mouse Noyle

3 Fisted Rat Boy -- Perhaps you should try using only TWO?  Maybe the third one is
too much to keep track of, hmm? -- Tairikia

Gossamer -- Damned cobwebs!  I hate getting them in my hair! -- Darlina

Jeliah Bigabo -- That's enough to put me off jelly donuts for a long, long time. --
Damoreth Stenn

20 April 2007
All -- I've been...out of circulation for the last couple of months, and my lists
are not up to date.  If you've announced a manager name, a new alliance, or changed
a manager name or alliance since the middle of February, let me know in the ads, via
diplo, or in an e-mail (Sue (at) solberg-mathews (dot) com).  For that matter, if
you just want to make sure I've got things right, you can always do the same. -- The
Saint, keeper of lists

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KING LOVE bested KYRLANIA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
CORRUPTION was unbelievably bested by ACID BATH in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
SAMURAI handily defeated COMRADE KOOK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE was vanquished by ROYLAND in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
DARTMAN was defeated by VICTIM OF SOCIETY in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
SAMARIUM was bested by REDFOX in a action packed 2 minute Challenge brawl.
REQUIEM overpowered DARLINA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
TOM BOMBADIL was handily defeated by T-BONE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BIONIC BUFFALO was vanquished by THE QUICKLING in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TRADEMARK savagely defeated SERIAL MURDERER in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
NOREASTER overpowered DAMORETH STENN in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge fight.
MALT-O-MEAL was overpowered by JAVELINO in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ROMULUS was bested by NEBUCHADNEZZAR in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal conflict.
STYLISH was subdued by ALVIN in a popular 2 minute brawl.
NIGHTCAP handily defeated SAMSARA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
JAMMIES overpowered SCOOBY DOOM in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
TAIRIKIA was handily defeated by FUNNY BUNNY in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
KELOS devastated SMUG BUG in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DRIZZT was demolished by NIGHTFALL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
LOPING WOLF was overpowered by JULIUS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
TRYURLUCK overpowered GOSSAMER in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
SUPERIOR FORCES was vanquished by CLAUDIUS in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
CORT NIGHTJEWEL was subdued by SANGUINE in a popular 1 minute fight.
ANNABEL BLACKHEART was vanquished by SISTER X in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MOUSE NOYLE unbelievably bested ALDALDON in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
ENLIGHTENED BEING was vanquished by MECHANISM in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
MACHINE beat ROSELLA in a exciting 3 minute fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         AIMED BLOW        54 -  36 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         STRIKING ATTACK   43 -  33 -  1      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         SLASHING ATTACK   48 -  43 -  1      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  17 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    91 - 100 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL     40 -  44 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -  10 -  0      17  |

Turn 454 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  1     AIMED BLOW         3 -  7         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  5         3  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  8     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   VICTIM OF SOCIETY 55-3179  55  46  2  285 PHILANTHROPISTS (831)
PARRY-LUNGE      NIGHTCAP 74-2745          114 107  0  270 DARKLINGS (1160)
AIMED BLOW       NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821     59  49  0  251 BLADES OF WONDER (1002)
SLASHING ATTACK  JAMMIES 74-2829           103  91  1  228 DARKLINGS (1160)
STRIKING ATTACK  FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862       139 155  2  222 RHYME TYME (397)
WALL OF STEEL    GOSSAMER 35-3656           47  39  1  198 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948)
TOTAL PARRY      MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527        21   9  1   95 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is KYRLANIA 70-2327.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ROMULUS 32-3047.  The ten other most popular fighters were NEBUCHADNEZZAR 
22-5821, MACHINE 56-3795, ALVIN 16-3927, ALDALDON 56-3913, KING LOVE 40-3748, 
TRYURLUCK 61-1029, SAMARIUM 75-3071, JAVELINO 56-3728, NIGHTFALL 74-2421, and 
CORRUPTION 82-22745.

The least popular fighter this week was ENLIGHTENED BEING 26-4642.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were LOPING WOLF 56-1796, SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021, LIMA BEAN 
FLAMBE 70-3118, COMRADE KOOK 12-6339, ANNABEL BLACKHEART 65-6769, CORT NIGHTJEWEL 
78-196, SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543, GOSSAMER 35-3656, SMUG BUG 55-2900, and SAMSARA 
75-3055.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  2 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  2 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  MURSKA(35)           1  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          3  0 0  ZENSU(40)            2  1 0  SENTERN(70)          1  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        3  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          3  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  2 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          4  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SERIAL MURDERER 9-990       30  34  0  157  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 REQUIEM 11-4472             30  26  0  206  BALLAD OF THE BLADE (1229) ARUAK CITY
 SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021         26  15  1  192  HOUNDS OF HELL (1240)      RIZTAB
 T-BONE 13-3139              44  28  0  237  LEGION OF DUMB (1056)      DULLENS
 ALVIN 16-3927               50  28  1  221  AARON'S ANGELS (744)       WILLAF
 MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252         46  76  0   93  MIDDLE WAY (1058)          ALJAFIR
 NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821      59  49  0  251  BLADES OF WONDER (1002)    SOLVEN
 ENLIGHTENED BEING 26-4642   20   8  0   78  PHILANTHROPISTS (1263)     CALEAM
 STYLISH 32-4116             23   9  1  202  SARATOGA GLORY (1072)      ARVAT
 DARTMAN 33-7161             52  25  3  197  COLGATE DAYS (1062)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 GOSSAMER 35-3656            47  39  1  198  PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948)    MURSKA
 KING LOVE 40-3748           59  43  2  200  GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238)   ZENSU
 TAIRIKIA 51-4247           120  97  2  188  SAND DANCERS (1102)        TRICORUS
 VICTIM OF SOCIETY 55-3179   55  46  2  285  PHILANTHROPISTS (831)      KHALANI
 ROYLAND 56-3380            118  76  0  213  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527         21   9  1   95  CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261)    ARADI
 TRYURLUCK 61-1029          109  77  1  227  BLOOD KNIGHTS (284)        JURINE
 JULIUS 64-3641             114 121  2  212  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 DAMORETH STENN 65-6105      62  87  1  169  SAND DANCERS (1130)        DAL SHANG
 LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118    41  31  0  198  HEAVE HO! (926)            SENTERN
 NIGHTCAP 74-2745           114 107  0  270  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 SAMSARA 75-3055             19  15  0  192  I AM SAM (1075)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196      83 117  0  183  THE DRAGON FIST (1210)     LIN TIRIAN
 CORRUPTION 82-22745         10   3  0   56  THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (1269)  DWES EG