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Date   : 07/05/2007    Duedate: 07/18/2007

FREE BLADES

DM-103    TURN-458

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 DO IT AGAIN 11/1239  1332  740 11 64.3    6 PHILANTHROPI 26/1263  325  311  6 51.1
    BLOOD ANGELS 40/1257                        PHILANTHROPISTS 2 35/948              
    COLGATE DAYS 33/1062                        PHILANTHROPISTS 40/1234               
    DIRT DEVILS 35/1246                       7 LEGION OF DU 13/1056   26   25  0 51.0
    HOUNDS OF HELL 12/1240                    8 REDHORSE 56/823       522  539  5 49.2
  2-MAIAR 64/755          525  320  5 62.1      DARKLINGS 74/1160                     
    SARATOGA GLORY 32/1072                      ROCANIS RIDERS 55/285                 
    TOOLS OF TORMENT 56/1082                  9 BLOOD KNIGHTS 61/284  349  366  9 48.8
  3 HEAVE HO! 70/926      771  499  9 60.7      THE DRAGON FIST 78/1210               
    THE BROTHERHOOD 40 82/1269                  SCARLET KNIGHTS 70/403                
    GARDEN OF HORRORS 40/1238                10 LUROCIANS XI 82/1039  193  204  5 48.6
    BLADES OF WONDER 22/1002                 11 AARON'S ANGEL 16/744   56   60  0 48.3
    BALLAD OF THE BLADE 11/1229              12 RHYME TYME 55/397     295  337  1 46.7
    CHILDHOOD TRAUMA 60/1261                 13 UNDER DURESS 64/743   767 1070 10 41.8
    RACE THE WIND 73/1068                       DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY 33/764           
    I AM SAM 75/1075                         14 CULTS-R-US 12/1255     14   20  0 41.2
  4 I, CLAUDIUS 13/705    566  387  6 59.4   15 THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48    28   54  0 34.1
  5 DEATH HORDE 33/952    200  184  8 52.1      KILLER TUNES 65/1116                  
    EASTERN HORDE 75/990                     16 MIDDLE WAY 17/1058    555 1165  8 32.3
    EASTERN HORDE 33/813                        SAND DANCERS 51/1102                  
    EASTERN HORDE 3 19/899                      SAND DANCERS 74/1158                  
    EASTERN HORDE 4 82/992                      CARDOW HUNTERS 13/761                 
    EASTERN HORDE 12/777                        SAND DANCERS 65/1130                  
    DEATH HORDE VI 82/997                 

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Do you want to hear what that Ferencian upstart, Zontani has to say?  Of course
not.  I will say it much better.

     Tom Bombadil from Kurukar, possibly an agent or follower of the Black Kaliv,
failed to show up and defend his title.  It shows a puny spirit.
     Philanthropists 2 were avoided by the Hounds of Hell.  Humphf.  Sounds to me
like they were made for each other, but who can fathom the mind of a barbarian?
     Cort Nightjewel has enemies in Free Blades, which is no surprise, and may have
gotten the most challenges.  Zontani does not take good notes.  But then, what can
you expect?  He was an Embezzling Scribe in an earlier life.

     There were twenty-six fights today, involving only one pestiferous mime of a
standby.  Excellent!  We have no use for mimes here, and those who show up should be
deprived of work and slaughtered on the altars of Kjarran.  See if they suffer in
silence, eh?  Eleven challenges were accepted, two of them tourney victor challenges.
Though neither tourney victor was a citizen of the Glorious Empire, we must accept
what we can get, and both gladiators deserve a salute for this demonstration of
ability.  There were no deaths, which is perhaps unfortunate.  We could easily have
spared a few unbelievers.  The longest fights, there were more than one, were five
minutes.  Ridiculous!  I know there are gladiators here who can go longer than that.
Make an effort.

     The fights:
     YAMA (82-11638) (13-10-0,80) of DEATH HORDE VI fought ENLIGHTENED BEING (26-
4642) (22-9-0,71) of PHILANTHROPISTS.  YAMA was overpowered by ENLIGHTENED BEING in a
popular 1 minute uneven duel.  By which the infidels would have us believe that
enlightenment is more powerful than death.  This is untrue, as Kjarran has proven
many times.
     ANTHRAXUS (33-5723) (26-19-1,177) of DEATH HORDE fought JAVELINO (56-3728) (43-
46-1,133) of REDHORSE.  ANTHRAXUS vanquished JAVELINO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
Yet more of the barbarians.  May they vanquish each other repeatedly with my
blessings.
     DR MAX (73-5311) (24-3-0,162) of RACE THE WIND fought SERIAL MURDERER (9-990)
(30-37-0,143) of THE MONGOLOIDS.  DR MAX savagely defeated SERIAL MURDERER in an
excting 2 minute bloody fray.  Well!  I hold scant admiration for those who live on
islands, but to defeat a Zukali criminal is a worthy feat.
     MOJO-JOJO (12-3867) (47-38-1,207) of EASTERN HORDE fought DAMORETH STENN (65-
6105) (62-90-1,157) of SAND DANCERS.  MOJO-JOJO demolished DAMORETH STENN in an
action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.  The Riztablet is a barbarian, of course,
probably a Shewish savage, but I will not deny him those congratulations due for this
victory.
     PARTY'S OVER (75-2179) (37-31-0,202) of EASTERN HORDE fought DRIZZT (40-4146)
(29-22-0,167) of PHILANTHROPISTS.  PARTY'S OVER won victory over DRIZZT in a popular
3 minute fight.  I note in passing, I noted it before but did not speak, the return
of the Eastern Horde and their affiliates to the Isle of the Eye.  You are better off
here; the East is full of blasphemers.

     JAMMIES (74-2829) (105-92-1,189) of DARKLINGS fought D (82-44) (23-13-0,156) of
EASTERN HORDE 4.  JAMMIES overpowered D in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.  This
is amazing, is it not?  The ridiculously attired Jammies had a mere five times D's
fights, and the duel is called "one-sided"!
     NIGHTCAP (74-2745) (116-108-0,202) of DARKLINGS fought ARUNDA ROCKTROLL (103-35)
(60-40-2,190) of the College of Mimes.  NIGHTCAP handily defeated ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in
an excting 3 minute one-sided contest.  Our only mime today, and I am pleased to see
ANYONE defeat the wretch.
     THE QUICKLING (70-1669) (75-168-2,195) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought BIONIC BUFFALO
(11-6570) (30-16-0,160) of DO IT AGAIN.  THE QUICKLING was demolished by BIONIC
BUFFALO in a 1 minute uneven bout.  The presence of Andorians offends me.  Why can
they not go to Andorak to fight?  It is true that this is the best regional on the
Isle of the Eye, but how long will it be so with all these Andorians about?
     TRASH QUAM (19-3751) (30-24-2,192) of EASTERN HORDE 3 fought NIGHTFALL (74-2421)
(146-115-4,194) of DARKLINGS.  TRASH QUAM was devastated by NIGHTFALL in a popular 2
minute one-sided contest.  Proof, if it were needed, that it never pays in the long
run to acquire cheap, or trashy, spiritual powers.
     SMUG BUG (55-2900) (64-128-0,197) of RHYME TYME fought KYRLANIA (70-2327) (109-
122-1,187) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  SMUG BUG was overpowered by KYRLANIA in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.  The janitors have been complaining about bug
juice mixed with the sand, else I would salute this whole-heartedly.

     ROCK A BYE (33-4653) (50-36-3,198) of EASTERN HORDE fought JULIUS (64-3641)
(116-122-2,205) of UNDER DURESS.  ROCK A BYE narrowly defeated JULIUS in an excting 3
minute brutal bout.  Ah, brutality!  That is what the fans want to see:  brutality,
savagery, blood and gore, and gladiators dying messily all over the arena.
     GOSSAMER (35-3656) (48-41-1,189) of PHILANTHROPISTS 2 fought ALVIN (16-3927)
(52-29-1,208) of AARON'S ANGELS.  GOSSAMER devastated ALVIN in a 1 minute mismatched
brawl.  How can it be that a good Karnhorn, a son of the City of Battles, should
succumb to a barbarian?  Alvin, you must have sinned and failed to repent before your
fight.
     NOREASTER (35-3896) (27-13-1,185) of DIRT DEVILS fought ROYLAND (56-3380) (120-
77-0,204) of REDHORSE.  NOREASTER devastated ROYLAND in an excting 1 minute uneven
duel.  Oh, splendid.  I will salute anyone, even an Andorian, who humbles this rude
youth, this caravan raider, who made Debra unhappy!  Not that Noreaster is Andorian,
but it's the principle of the thing.
     REQUIEM (11-4472) (31-27-0,217) of BALLAD OF THE BLADE fought T-BONE (13-3139)
(45-30-0,196) of LEGION OF DUMB.  REQUIEM handily defeated T-BONE in a popular 1
minute uneven fight.  I had hoped that with the closing of Dullens arena, we would be
free of the Dullards at last, but I see it is not so.  Unfortunate, that.
     LIMA BEAN FLAMBE (70-3118) (42-32-0,211) of HEAVE HO! fought REDFOX (13-4197)
(78-121-0,195) of CARDOW HUNTERS.  LIMA BEAN FLAMBE was narrowly defeated by REDFOX
in a popular 5 minute bloody brawl.  Yes, very well, I knew that this Redfox was
still present.  He's a fixture, and an ugly one.  I would be well-pleased to see the
last of him.

     The challenge matches:
     SAMURAI (75-3119) (14-4-1,78) of I AM SAM challenged COMRADE KOOK (12-6339) (23-
19-1,43) of CULTS-R-US.  Down 35.  SAMURAI was handily defeated by COMRADE KOOK in a
1 minute Challenge contest.  Cause, I have no doubt, for great embarrassment on the
part of Samurai, and justly so.  This is not Andoria, down-challenge if you deem it
wise, but WIN.
     MALT-O-MEAL (60-7527) (23-9-1,147) of CHILDHOOD TRAUMA challenged SISTER X (12-
6340) (25-16-0,136) of CULTS-R-US.  Down 11.  MALT-O-MEAL was savagely defeated by
SISTER X in an excting 5 minute Challenge match.  Again!  These Riztablian Cultists
are dangerous people.  I have requested a judgment on them from the Great Temple in
Zuwayza.
     SAMARIUM (75-3071) (34-21-1,204) of I AM SAM challenged FUNNY BUNNY (55-1862)
(141-156-2,198) of RHYME TYME.  Down 6.  SAMARIUM was overpowered by FUNNY BUNNY in a
1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  The weight of this fossil rabbit is great, and
it oppresses the ground beneath its feet.  Can no one butcher it and roast it for our
sustenance?
     CLAUDIUS (13-2860) (49-36-2,210) of I, CLAUDIUS challenged LOPING WOLF (56-1796)
(94-149-0,181) of REDHORSE.  Down 29.  CLAUDIUS vanquished LOPING WOLF in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.  A caravan raider... who cares?

     SANGUINE (40-4135) (24-10-1,193) of BLOOD ANGELS challenged DARLINA (74-2995)
(63-69-3,196) of SAND DANCERS.  Up 3.  I believe this is the first up-challenge
today.  Well, the Delarquans are not fools, whatever their religious confusions.
SANGUINE overpowered DARLINA in an action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
     WRATH OF ONE (82-11628) (29-24-2,203) of LUROCIANS XII challenged SUPERIOR
FORCES (33-4543) (99-141-2,190) of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY.  Down 13.  WRATH OF ONE
devastated SUPERIOR FORCES in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.  And so I should
hope!  Who, I ask you, is superior now?
     SCOOBY DOOM (12-6021) (27-17-1,185) of HOUNDS OF HELL challenged TAIRIKIA (51-
4247) (121-99-2,184) of SAND DANCERS.  Down 1.  SCOOBY DOOM was devastated by
TAIRIKIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.  I have heard that the Rirorni eat
dogs.  I shall be interested to see if that is true.
     DARTMAN (33-7161) (55-25-3,236) of COLGATE DAYS challenged CORT NIGHTJEWEL (78-
196) (85-118-0,217) of THE DRAGON FIST.  Down 19.  DARTMAN overpowered CORT
NIGHTJEWEL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.  Rather tedious, really, though
this pirate Dartman is due a modest congratulations, I suppose.

     The tourney victors:
     CORRUPTION (82-22745) (12-3-0,77) of THE BROTHERHOOD 40 TV challenged MOUSE
NOYLE (17-6252) (48-77-0,100) of MIDDLE WAY.  Up 23.  CORRUPTION demolished MOUSE
NOYLE in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  It is to be deplored that a
worthy Aljafirn should lose, but this Noyle IS a Mouse.  I cannot believe that he is
to be regarded in the same light as one of the truly born.
     KING LOVE (40-3748) (61-43-2,255) of GARDEN OF HORRORS TV challenged TRYURLUCK
(61-1029) (112-77-1,251) of BLOOD KNIGHTS.  Down 4.  KING LOVE viciously subdued
TRYURLUCK in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge fight.  Ah, what can one say?
Doubtless this Tryurluck has for too long debauched himself in the pleasure gardens
of Jurine....

     For the title, in the absence of a defender:  NEBUCHADNEZZAR (22-5821) (61-49-
0,288) of BLADES OF WONDER challenged KELOS (55-30) (96-133-5,228) of ROCANIS RIDERS.
Down 60.  NEBUCHADNEZZAR devastated KELOS in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge Title
contest.  May Kjarran be praised that the caravan raider didn't secure the title!
Even an Andorian is better.

                                   Koris Zarloff

LORD-MARSHALL                 W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821      62  49  0  299  BLADES OF WONDER (1002)    SOLVEN

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING LOVE 40-3748           62  43  2  281  GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238)   ZENSU
 DARTMAN 33-7161             56  25  3  247  COLGATE DAYS (1062)        NIATOLI ISLAND
-TOM BOMBADIL 64-3936        54  27  0  238  MAIAR (755)                KURUKAR
 REQUIEM 11-4472             32  27  0  235  BALLAD OF THE BLADE (1229) ARUAK CITY
 NOREASTER 35-3896           28  13  1  226  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 NIGHTCAP 74-2745           117 108  0  222  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862        142 156  2  217  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
 GOSSAMER 35-3656            49  41  1  217  PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948)    MURSKA
 CLAUDIUS 13-2860            50  36  2  216  I, CLAUDIUS (705)          DULLENS
 REDFOX 13-4197              79 121  0  211  CARDOW HUNTERS (761)       DULLENS
 WRATH OF ONE 82-11628       30  24  2  211  LUROCIANS XII (1039)       DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NIGHTFALL 74-2421          147 115  4  209  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 MOJO-JOJO 12-3867           48  38  1  209  EASTERN HORDE (777)        RIZTAB
 ROCK A BYE 33-4653          51  36  3  207  EASTERN HORDE (813)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 PARTY'S OVER 75-2179        38  31  0  206  EASTERN HORDE (990)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 SANGUINE 40-4135            25  10  1  206  BLOOD ANGELS (1257)        ZENSU
 KYRLANIA 70-2327           110 122  1  205  SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)      SENTERN
-STYLISH 32-4116             25  10  1  205  SARATOGA GLORY (1072)      ARVAT
 TRYURLUCK 61-1029          112  78  1  203  BLOOD KNIGHTS (284)        JURINE
 JULIUS 64-3641             116 123  2  201  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 TAIRIKIA 51-4247           122  99  2  200  SAND DANCERS (1102)        TRICORUS
 CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196      85 119  0  198  THE DRAGON FIST (1210)     LIN TIRIAN
 JAMMIES 74-2829            106  92  1  197  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118    42  33  0  195  HEAVE HO! (926)            SENTERN
 KELOS 55-30                 96 134  5  194  ROCANIS RIDERS (285)       KHALANI
 TRASH QUAM 19-3751          30  25  2  192  EASTERN HORDE 3 (899)      ZUWAYZA
 SAMARIUM 75-3071            34  22  1  189  I AM SAM (1075)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570      31  16  0  189  DO IT AGAIN (1239)         ARUAK CITY
 DARLINA 74-2995             63  70  3  188  SAND DANCERS (1158)        DAYLA KIV
 T-BONE 13-3139              45  31  0  188  LEGION OF DUMB (1056)      DULLENS
 ROYLAND 56-3380            120  78  0  186  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 ALVIN 16-3927               52  30  1  186  AARON'S ANGELS (744)       WILLAF
-TRADEMARK 32-4114           28   7  3  186  SARATOGA GLORY (1072)      ARVAT
 SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543     99 142  2  185  DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
 SMUG BUG 55-2900            64 129  0  183  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
 LOPING WOLF 56-1796         94 150  0  181  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021         27  18  1  180  HOUNDS OF HELL (1240)      RIZTAB
 ANTHRAXUS 33-5723           27  19  1  179  DEATH HORDE (952)          NIATOLI ISLAND
 DRIZZT 40-4146              29  23  0  173  PHILANTHROPISTS (1234)     ZENSU
 THE QUICKLING 70-1669       75 169  2  171  SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)      SENTERN
-WILLY LIV 9-2930            22  12  2  170  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 DR MAX 73-5311              25   3  0  165  RACE THE WIND (1068)       ERINIKA
 DAMORETH STENN 65-6105      62  91  1  161  SAND DANCERS (1130)        DAL SHANG
 D 82-44                     23  14  0  158  EASTERN HORDE 4 (992)      DWES EG
 SISTER X 12-6340            26  16  0  157  CULTS-R-US (1255)          RIZTAB

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SERIAL MURDERER 9-990       30  38  0  150  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527         23  10  1  140  CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261)    ARADI
 JAVELINO 56-3728            43  47  1  136  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
-MACHINE 56-3795             18  11  0  109  TOOLS OF TORMENT (1082)    ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MECHANISM 56-3796           18  11  1  100  TOOLS OF TORMENT (1082)    ROCANIS
 CORRUPTION 82-22745         13   3  0  100  THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (1269)  DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413     20  13  1   97  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ENLIGHTENED BEING 26-4642   23   9  0   89  PHILANTHROPISTS (1263)     CALEAM
-ROOSTER 65-1414             20  13  1   85  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252         48  78  0   81  MIDDLE WAY (1058)          ALJAFIR
 COMRADE KOOK 12-6339        24  19  1   76  CULTS-R-US (1255)          RIZTAB
 YAMA 82-11638               13  11  0   69  DEATH HORDE VI (997)       DWES EG
-FORCAS 17-6538              16  16  2   66  BALANCE OF TERROR (1243)   ALJAFIR
-RAGE 32-4381                18   6  0   60  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SAMURAI 75-3119             14   5  1   51  I AM SAM (1075)            JADE MOUNTAIN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Lost:  My skis!  I figure if we start looking NOW, by the time it snows we MIGHT
have, you know, found them.  So, listen, look around, okay?  They're skis.  They've
got little palm trees inlaid with colored woods on the tops, that's how you'll know
they're MY skis. -- Debby Tonte

     Ignore this.  Skiing is unsafe for a delicate girl.  It is unwomanly.  She could
     expose an ankle. -- K.Z.

Found:  Under a seat in the stands, a bag of what look like (euhw!) tongues.  I
figure a cat must've gotten them, but you know cats, no attention span to speak of.
Flightly.  Some cat just totally abaondoned these poor tongues, which are withering
from disuse.  Apply to the arena Lost and Found office, ask for Betty Lu.

Open Invitation:  To a fish fry tomorrow night on the beach.  Real fish, not those
"mini Misty livers" that certain people whose names I won't mention but Royland is
one of them are so fond of.  Real fish, nicely fried, and buttered rice on the side,
pineapple upside-down cake to follow.  All are welcome.

To whoever shot off the fireworks last night:  What are you, an idiot?  One of your
rockets landed on the roof of my woodshed, and it's Mantor's own miracle that the
whole thing did not burn down.  Fireworks are supposed to be shot OVER THE LAKE.  If
they aren't accurate enough for that, get new fireworks.

Found:  On the beach this morning, probably lost there during the fireworks.  A piece
of clothing.  Ah, female clothing.  You could call it... unmentionable female
clothing.  I don't want to even be SEEN with it, so I'm going to hang it over the
lower limb of the last tree south of the gazebo.  If it's yours, or you want it,
that's where it will be.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KING LOVE viciously subdued TRYURLUCK in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge fight.
CORRUPTION demolished MOUSE NOYLE in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
NEBUCHADNEZZAR devastated KELOS in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge Title contest.
DARTMAN overpowered CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SCOOBY DOOM was devastated by TAIRIKIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
WRATH OF ONE devastated SUPERIOR FORCES in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SANGUINE overpowered DARLINA in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
CLAUDIUS vanquished LOPING WOLF in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SAMARIUM was overpowered by FUNNY BUNNY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MALT-O-MEAL was savagely defeated by SISTER X in a exciting 5 minute Challenge match.
SAMURAI was handily defeated by COMRADE KOOK in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE was narrowly defeated by REDFOX in a popular 5 minute bloody brawl.
REQUIEM handily defeated T-BONE in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
NOREASTER devastated ROYLAND in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
GOSSAMER devastated ALVIN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ROCK A BYE narrowly defeated JULIUS in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
SMUG BUG was overpowered by KYRLANIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
TRASH QUAM was devastated by NIGHTFALL in a popular 2 minute one-sided contest.
THE QUICKLING was demolished by BIONIC BUFFALO in a 1 minute uneven bout.
NIGHTCAP handily defeated ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a exciting 3 minute one-sided contest.
JAMMIES overpowered D in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
PARTY'S OVER won victory over DRIZZT in a popular 3 minute fight.
MOJO-JOJO demolished DAMORETH STENN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
DR MAX savagely defeated SERIAL MURDERER in a exciting 2 minute bloody fray.
ANTHRAXUS vanquished JAVELINO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
YAMA was overpowered by ENLIGHTENED BEING in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      12         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   5 -  0      72  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         SLASHING ATTACK   54 -  40 -  1      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         STRIKING ATTACK   38 -  29 -  1      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         TOTAL PARRY       13 -  10 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         AIMED BLOW        53 -  44 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    81 -  88 -  1      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL     27 -  43 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   5 -  0      17  |

Turn 458 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         8 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  6         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  5         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  5     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821     62  49  0  299 BLADES OF WONDER (1002)
LUNGING ATTACK   DARTMAN 33-7161            56  25  3  247 COLGATE DAYS (1062)
PARRY-LUNGE      NIGHTCAP 74-2745          117 108  0  222 DARKLINGS (1160)
STRIKING ATTACK  FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862       142 156  2  217 RHYME TYME (397)
WALL OF STEEL    GOSSAMER 35-3656           49  41  1  217 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948)
SLASHING ATTACK  CLAUDIUS 13-2860           50  36  2  216 I, CLAUDIUS (705)
TOTAL PARRY      MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527        23  10  1  140 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261)

The overall popularity leader is KYRLANIA 70-2327.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SISTER X 12-6340.  The ten other most popular fighters were REDFOX 13-4197, 
KING LOVE 40-3748, NIGHTCAP 74-2745, TRYURLUCK 61-1029, LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118, 
ROCK A BYE 33-4653, PARTY'S OVER 75-2179, DR MAX 73-5311, CORRUPTION 82-22745, and 
JULIUS 64-3641.

The least popular fighter this week was JAVELINO 56-3728.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196, YAMA 82-11638, DAMORETH STENN 65-6105, 
ALVIN 16-3927, SAMURAI 75-3119, SAMARIUM 75-3071, DARLINA 74-2995, SCOOBY DOOM 
12-6021, MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252, and ANTHRAXUS 33-5723.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  1 0  KURUKAR(64)          0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  0 0  MURSKA(35)           2  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           3  1 0  ZENSU(40)            2  1 0  SENTERN(70)          1  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          2  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        3  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  3 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  JURINE(61)           0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          2  2 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SERIAL MURDERER 9-990       30  38  0  150  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 REQUIEM 11-4472             32  27  0  235  BALLAD OF THE BLADE (1229) ARUAK CITY
 MOJO-JOJO 12-3867           48  38  1  209  EASTERN HORDE (777)        RIZTAB
 CLAUDIUS 13-2860            50  36  2  216  I, CLAUDIUS (705)          DULLENS
 ALVIN 16-3927               52  30  1  186  AARON'S ANGELS (744)       WILLAF
 MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252         48  78  0   81  MIDDLE WAY (1058)          ALJAFIR
 TRASH QUAM 19-3751          30  25  2  192  EASTERN HORDE 3 (899)      ZUWAYZA
 NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821      62  49  0  299  BLADES OF WONDER (1002)    SOLVEN
 ENLIGHTENED BEING 26-4642   23   9  0   89  PHILANTHROPISTS (1263)     CALEAM
 DARTMAN 33-7161             56  25  3  247  COLGATE DAYS (1062)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 NOREASTER 35-3896           28  13  1  226  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 KING LOVE 40-3748           62  43  2  281  GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238)   ZENSU
 TAIRIKIA 51-4247           122  99  2  200  SAND DANCERS (1102)        TRICORUS
 FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862        142 156  2  217  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
 ROYLAND 56-3380            120  78  0  186  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527         23  10  1  140  CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261)    ARADI
 TRYURLUCK 61-1029          112  78  1  203  BLOOD KNIGHTS (284)        JURINE
 JULIUS 64-3641             116 123  2  201  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 DAMORETH STENN 65-6105      62  91  1  161  SAND DANCERS (1130)        DAL SHANG
 KYRLANIA 70-2327           110 122  1  205  SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)      SENTERN
 DR MAX 73-5311              25   3  0  165  RACE THE WIND (1068)       ERINIKA
 NIGHTCAP 74-2745           117 108  0  222  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 PARTY'S OVER 75-2179        38  31  0  206  EASTERN HORDE (990)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196      85 119  0  198  THE DRAGON FIST (1210)     LIN TIRIAN
 WRATH OF ONE 82-11628       30  24  2  211  LUROCIANS XII (1039)       DWES EG

                           SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN ATLANTA!

Our next summer FTF will be held in Atlanta, Georgia, July 27-29, 2007.  It will be 
held at the Sheraton Buckhead Hotel in Atlanta, on 3405 Lenox Road NE (404-261-9250). 
Room rates are $95.00 per night, 1-4 occupancy.  There is a free shuttle from the 
MARTA station two blocks away and free parking, high speed internet (for extra charge), 
fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--ask for the Reality 
Simulations room block.  Look for transportation info in the tournament information 
sheet.  We hope you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!