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Date : 10/11/2007 Duedate: 10/24/2007
FREE BLADES
DM-103 TURN-465
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DO IT AGAIN 11/1239 1349 759 11 64.0 4 PHILANTHROPI 26/1263 342 328 6 51.0
BLOOD ANGELS 40/1257 PHILANTHROPISTS 61/1268
COLGATE DAYS 33/1062 PHILANTHROPISTS 56/1271
DIRT DEVILS 35/1246 PHILANTHROPISTS 17/1262
SPONGMONKEYS 25/1076 PHILANTHROPISTS 32/1254
HOUNDS OF HELL 12/1240 PHILANTHROPISTS 40/1234
2 HEAVE HO! 70/926 811 522 9 60.8 5 LEGION OF DU 13/1056 29 29 0 50.0
THE BROTHERHOOD 40 82/1269 6 AARON'S ANGEL 16/744 61 62 0 49.6
GARDEN OF HORRORS 40/1238 7 DARKLINGS 74/1160 542 552 6 49.5
BALLAD OF THE BLADE 11/1229 8 BLOOD KNIGHTS 61/284 362 381 9 48.7
BLADES OF WONDER 22/1002 THE DRAGON FIST 78/1210
CHILDHOOD TRAUMA 60/1261 SCARLET KNIGHTS 70/403
RACE THE WIND 73/1068 9 THE SIMPSONS 55/187 130 141 4 48.0
DAPHNE'S LADIES 8/1276 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS 56/174
I AM SAM 75/1075 10 RHYME TYME 55/397 305 341 1 47.2
3 DEATH HORDE 33/952 240 217 9 52.5 11 UNDER DURESS 64/743 775 1076 10 41.9
EASTERN HORDE 82/993 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY 33/764
EASTERN HORDE 75/990 12 CULTS-R-US 12/1255 18 30 0 37.5
EASTERN HORDE 60/983 13-CROC FILES 29/951 105 188 5 35.8
EASTERN HORDE 33/813 14-BLOOD IRON 98/1274 31 57 0 35.2
DEATH HORDE VI 82/997 THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48
EASTERN HORDE 3 19/899 BLACKED OUT ON... 12/1275
EASTERN HORDE 12/777 15 MIDDLE WAY 17/1058 572 1183 10 32.6
DEATH HORDE IV 82/995 SAND DANCERS 74/1158
EASTERN HORDE 4 82/992 SAND DANCERS 51/1102
EASTERN HORDE 4/975 CARDOW HUNTERS 13/761
EASTERN HORDE 2 82/994 SAND DANCERS 65/1130
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Sand Dancers ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
On the Isle:
"I know you're eager to leave," Darlina said, "but don't you think this is a
little premature?" She waved at the trunk, and the room that had been stripped of
all personal possessions. "You've still got about four weeks or so before you can
go, Damoreth."
"I'm not taking any chances," he said, bending over to tighten the straps
holding his trunk closed. "This isn't the first time Jorja's said I could 'probably'
retire. This time, I'm not taking any chances on her changing her mind. It isn't
like I'm all that good at it."
Darlina shrugged. "That's true, but you know Jorja. The path of least
resistance goes a long way with her--"
"Right till you run up against something she cares about," Damoreth Stenn
agreed. "Which right now seems to be 'over-experienced gladiators in the regional
arenas'. I just wish everybody would get the same feeling. LOOK at some of the
fossils here! Funny Bunny with over three hundred regular arena fights! What kind
of chance do newcomers to the Isle have with the top ranks clogged that way?"
Darlina shrugged again. "Cream does rise, even if it has to shrug aside a bunch
of deadwood. It just takes a little longer. And you can't blame them for wanting to
stay out of Primus. Talk about 'clogged with deadwood', Primus wrote the book on
that one!"
"They could retire," Stenn said. His voice was muffled because he had stepped
into the closet to make sure nothing had been left behind. "That's what I'm going to
do," he added, emerging. "And I'm going to enjoy it, too! Some Advanced gladiators
SHOULD retire. What's the Grey Witch THINKING, anyway? When there were only a few
hundred gladiators, yeah, okay. But there are THOUSANDS now, probably TENS of
thousands. The system is like some kind of insane golem spewing out Lord Protectors
beyond what anyone could possibly imagine needing."
"Oh, I dunno." Darlina sat on the bed, folding her legs under her and propping
her elbows on her knees. "A good-sized army of Lord Protectors might be a formidable
tool."
"Yeah, right, like they've ever been trained to work together?"
"The Grey Witch must know what conditions she needs to prepare for," Darlina
argued.
"Okay, I grant you that. But what *I* need to prepare for is a winter of hard
work on the coast of Dal Shang. I'm looking forward to it."
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---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 578): ULTORINO of BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 578): DEXTER of HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 572): THE GRINCH of DR. SEUSS (The Sentinel, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 574): CHAUNCY of PUNNY ANIMALS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 572): ATTILA THE HUN of DEATH INCARNATE (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 570): FLAVIUS VALERIUS of TEAM CHAOS (?, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 285): SHARAPOVA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 563): TYE FOON of FORCE OF NATURE (Storm Front, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 283): SVEIN FORKBEARD of LORDS OF VALHALLA (High Lord Bosk)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 560): ROLAND of RILL'S GCSC2 (Rillion, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 558): THE ANVIL of RAVAGING LORDS (?, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 549): JUNGLE KING of FLIPPERS ARCADE (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 511): ETTORE HSIDAR of TERMAGANT VOTARY (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 261): RAGGEDY ANN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 255): SMOKESCREEN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 241): SWEET AIR of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 439): GODGET of RESCUE RANGERS (JE, mgr.)
DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 426): ALAN JOHNSON of TPW FOREVER (TUM, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 417): XANDER HAXAN of BLADE AND BLOOD (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 404): JOEVINA SARIL of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 190): KARATIA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 374): KIRSSARINA of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 371): DARQUE of MANAGER MUSINGS (FTF Manager, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 359): MIRIAL ADAMANT of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 464): ROCK A BYE of EASTERN HORDE (Mr. Mojo, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 578): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 578): HIGH HINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 572): DR. SEUSS (The Sentinel, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 574): JLG (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 572): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 570): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 28 MORYA (turn 285): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 563): ESCAPADE (Scion, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 283): WAR (Lord of War, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 560): BARN OF HORRORS (Mad Max, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 568): NOT A SPORT (The Sentinel, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 549): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 511): MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 261): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 255): THINGS I DROOL IN (Snuln, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 241): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 439): BAD APPLES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 426): HOUSE OF GRAIN (DK Bread, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 417): BLADE AND BLOOD (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 404): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 190): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 374): SAND DANCERS (Olinda, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 371): DRAGONS KEEP (Chi'en, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 359): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 464): DIRT DEVILS et al (The Dark One, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 578): DEXTER of HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
(turn 577): KRANKYKARL of HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 574): CHAUNCY of PUNNY ANIMALS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 570): FLAVIUS VALERIUS of TEAM CHAOS (?, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 283): ULTHAR THYDRIM of THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord, mgr.)
SVEIN FORKBEARD of LORDS OF VALHALLA (High Lord Bosk)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 559): PSYCHOTRON of NOTORIOUS (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 557): SOCIETY RED of JAILBIRDS (Philthy Phil, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 255): MY SLEEP of THINGS I DROOL IN (Snuln, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 241): SWEET AIR of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
GERRICK GRIMM of DRUID'S GROVE (Armalias, mgr.)
DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 425): MADONNA of THINGS ILL NEVER GET (TUM, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 417): XANDER HAXAN of BLADE AND BLOOD (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 403): STEELHORSE of POSSE (Rosebud, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 190): KARATIA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 373): VORGAN TEN TALH of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 359): MIRIAL ADAMANT of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
It's cloudy today! Yes, I know, it's, like, the season for that. But I don't
have to like it! How can I work on my tan if the sky is covered with clouds? A good
tan takes constant attention, you know. Well, I guess if I can't work on my tan, I
can tell you some things about the fights.
The most avoided team was Eastern Horde 2, and it was Hounds of Hell that
avoided them most.
Mojo-Jojo got the most challenges.
We had thirty fights, with only one standby, which is good. The other regionals
can't show that. And thirteen challenges, two of them tv and the rest radio.
And I don't think anyone died, but I forgot to ask the Infirmary people, so
we'll just have to go through it all to make sure.
HELEN OF TROY (8-4603) (14-7-0,41) of DAPHNE'S LADIES fought BITTER ALMOND (103-
41) (14-16-4,50) of the College of Mimes. HELEN OF TROY handily defeated BITTER
ALMOND in a 1 minute mismatched match. This was the only standby out there, and he's
in a bad mood because of losing, so don't sit down next to him at the bar.
RUDRA (82-5565) (14-14-1,64) of DEATH HORDE IV fought COMRADE KOOK (12-6339)
(27-22-1,85) of CULTS-R-US. RUDRA overpowered COMRADE KOOK in a popular 1 minute
one-sided bout. I guess Death Hordes don't need cults, or else, you know, they're
cults already and don't like to share. Some cults are that way, I don't know why.
ALDALDON (56-3913) (19-9-1,99) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought MOUSE NOYLE (17-6252)
(51-81-0,77) of MIDDLE WAY. ALDALDON was luckily beaten by MOUSE NOYLE in an
exciting 2 minute gory match. Aha, your problem, Al, was that you got the Mouse when
he was, like, totally enraged. You've heard about a Mouse that roared? Well, he was
probably a gladiator Mouse.
COLOSSUS (22-5820) (24-13-0,116) of BLADES OF WONDER fought NYZEIL OGLATA (17-
6753) (22-10-1,96) of PHILANTHROPISTS. COLOSSUS was overpowered by NYZEIL OGLATA in
an action packed 1 minute uneven fight. People warned me about this. Colossuses,
they said, always fall down sooner or later, so don't stand too close. As if I
would! I mean, I may be blonde, but I'm not stupid, you know!
ENLIGHTENED BEING (26-4642) (27-11-0,170) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought MAGGIE (55-
637) (28-37-1,139) of THE SIMPSONS. ENLIGHTENED BEING overpowered MAGGIE in an
exciting 1 minute uneven competition. I've heard Kung-Fu Masters talk about this.
About being enlightened, you know, and how that makes you horribly powerful and you
have lights flashing in your head. It must be why they're so nasty. You couldn't
get any sleep if you had lights flashing in your head.
BIONIC BUFFALO (11-6570) (33-20-0,177) of DO IT AGAIN fought DRIZZT (40-4146)
(29-29-0,171) of PHILANTHROPISTS. BIONIC BUFFALO handily defeated DRIZZT in a 1
minute uneven bout. I knew a buffalo once, but he wasn't bionic. He was organic,
and he had wings. Lots of little wings all the way down his sides. It looked weird,
but I guess they helped him keep the flies off. That's a problem buffaloes have, you
know. Flies.
PARTY'S OVER (75-2179) (42-33-0,210) of EASTERN HORDE fought SISTER X (12-6340)
(27-21-0,183) of CULTS-R-US. PARTY'S OVER overpowered SISTER X in an exciting 1
minute gruesome uneven match. It was too bad. I mean, there was Sister X dancing,
and it was, like, totally albendranious. And then Party came along and made her
stop.
JAMMIES (74-2829) (111-93-1,199) of DARKLINGS fought WWW.QUAM.COM (82-4467) (32-
38-4,180) of EASTERN HORDE 2. JAMMIES defeated WWW.QUAM.COM in a popular 1 minute
duel. It's the off-hand teddy bear. Nobody has an attack that can get past it. You
think that's a joke? As if! Ask any kid, and he'll tell you that the teddy bear can
even defeat monsters from under the bed.
NIGHTCAP (74-2745) (121-110-0,201) of DARKLINGS fought SCOOBY DOOM (12-6021)
(29-22-1,178) of HOUNDS OF HELL. NIGHTCAP defeated SCOOBY DOOM in an exciting 1
minute duel. I don't think it's a Good Thing to give dogs sleeping potions. Only
Thieves and stuff do that.
JULIUS (64-3641) (119-126-2,207) of UNDER DURESS fought NIGHTFALL (74-2421)
(150-118-5,195) of DARKLINGS. JULIUS was devastated by NIGHTFALL in a popular 1
minute one-sided bout. Well, you know how it goes. They're both fossils. At least
they're fighting each other and not new arrivals.
SUPERIOR FORCES (33-4543) (103-144-2,203) of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY fought MIMOSA
(32-4294) (23-18-1,187) of PHILANTHROPISTS. SUPERIOR FORCES overcame MIMOSA in an
action packed 2 minute duel. Yes, well, I've got a whole box full of "spoke too
soon" stuff. This is just more of it. Too bad, Mimosa, but you have to remember the
umbrella. That makes all the difference.
SMUG BUG (55-2900) (67-132-0,210) of RHYME TYME fought YAMA (82-11638) (18-12-
0,167) of DEATH HORDE VI. SMUG BUG overpowered YAMA in an exciting 1 minute gory
uneven fight. Somehow it always surprises me that Smug only has, umm, I guess now
it's two hundred, fights. It feels like we've been watching the bug forever.
FUNNY BUNNY (55-1862) (147-157-2,205) of RHYME TYME fought AZREAL ELS III (4-
4482) (26-20-2,169) of EASTERN HORDE. FUNNY BUNNY overcame AZREAL ELS III in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute competition. But, you know, not as long as we've been watching the
Funny Bunny do those really-dumb-after-the-forty-third-time rabbit jokes. I mean,
he's only got three jokes, and there must be more!
SANGUINE (40-4135) (28-13-1,183) of BLOOD ANGELS fought TRYURLUCK (61-1029)
(115-81-1,192) of BLOOD KNIGHTS. SANGUINE was overpowered by TRYURLUCK in a popular
1 minute one-sided bout. I don't know why this was so popular. I didn't like it.
There was too much blood around. Soaking in cold water isn't much fun when the
weather gets cold, you know.
AHRINGOL (33-5726) (22-11-0,203) of DEATH HORDE fought DAMORETH STENN (65-6105)
(64-95-1,152) of SAND DANCERS. AHRINGOL devastated DAMORETH STENN in an exciting 1
minute brutal one-sided brawl. But at least Ahringol didn't kill Damoreth. Of
course, he wouldn't. Ahringol, I mean. He isn't a god of killing, you know, he's a
god of people who are already dead, to take care of them. And besides, Ahringol
likes to ski, too, and Damoreth did say he's going to put a ski lodge at his resort.
KYRLANIA (70-2327) (114-124-1,233) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought TAIRIKIA (51-4247)
(126-101-2,199) of SAND DANCERS. KYRLANIA was overcome by TAIRIKIA in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute bout. Which is probably why Tairikia is getting Inducted. I
wonder if Kyrlania is, too?
WE LIKE THE MOON (25-5013) (39-26-4,216) of SPONGMONKEYS fought TRASH QUAM (19-
3751) (34-27-2,207) of EASTERN HORDE 3. WE LIKE THE MOON lost to TRASH QUAM in a
crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome bout. So does this mean that Trash Quam likes the
sun, or something? I never understood that bit about liking the moon. It's like
saying, well, we like air to breathe. I mean, the moon is just THERE, you know?
What's to like or not like?
Oh! Here are the challenge matches already! I guess time just gallops along
when you're having fun with friends.
BARBARIAN KNIGHT (56-2006) (27-13-2,172) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS challenged D (82-
44) (25-18-0,173) of EASTERN HORDE 4. Up 1. BARBARIAN KNIGHT overpowered D in a
popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict. How could this be mis-matched? It
looked pretty even to me.
MALT-O-MEAL (60-7527) (27-12-1,179) of CHILDHOOD TRAUMA challenged DARLINA (74-
2995) (66-73-4,187) of SAND DANCERS. Up 8. MALT-O-MEAL was handily defeated by
DARLINA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest. No, I'm not seeing this. Malt-o-
meal isn't a trauma, it's good. You put butter and brown sugar on it, and cream.
NOREASTER (35-3896) (31-16-1,208) of DIRT DEVILS challenged ANTHRAXUS (33-5723)
(31-21-1,201) of DEATH HORDE. Down 7. NOREASTER was overpowered by ANTHRAXUS in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge fight. This is why people gamble on the fights, I guess.
I mean, who'd've guessed this one would turn out like it did? Even the bookies were
surprised, and they usually KNOW.
MORLENA (56-2163) (22-12-1,182) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS challenged REDFOX (13-
4197) (80-126-1,194) of CARDOW HUNTERS. Up 12. MORLENA was beaten by REDFOX in a 2
minute Challenge melee. Shouldn't a female knight be a knightess? I'm just guessing
about Morlena being female.
KING LOVE (40-3748) (64-47-2,190) of GARDEN OF HORRORS challenged T-BONE (13-
3139) (48-34-0,200) of LEGION OF DUMB. Up 10. KING LOVE vanquished T-BONE in a
popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. There's probably a message here, but I'm
not listening.
SAMARIUM (75-3071) (38-24-1,196) of I AM SAM challenged HARVESTER OF PAIN (56-
1412) (32-31-4,197) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS. Up 1. SAMARIUM vanquished HARVESTER OF
PAIN in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel. This kind of thing makes it
difficult for Harvester to do his job. You should remember that, Sam. Because I'm
not sure he can harvest his own pain.
DARK JUSTICE (56-2004) (24-17-0,196) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS challenged THE
QUICKLING (70-1669) (77-173-2,201) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. Up 5. DARK JUSTICE was
defeated by THE QUICKLING in a 1 minute Challenge melee. Well, darn. For some
reason, this Quickling dude just annoys me, almost as much as Royland. Huh, I
haven't seen Royland lately. I wonder if he's gotten sucked off to Primus? If so,
good!
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE (70-3118) (46-35-0,246) of HEAVE HO! challenged MOJO-JOJO (12-
3867) (51-41-1,220) of EASTERN HORDE. Down 26. Mojo-Jojo was most challenged,
remember? I said that way back at the beginning. LIMA BEAN FLAMBE bested MOJO-JOJO
in an action packed 2 minute gory Challenge brawl. Was anybody surprised? Honk if
your horn works.
DARTMAN (33-7161) (61-26-3,253) of COLGATE DAYS challenged CORT NIGHTJEWEL (78-
196) (87-123-0,212) of THE DRAGON FIST. Down 41. DARTMAN devastated CORT NIGHTJEWEL
in an exciting 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight. Well, good. I'm anti-fossil. I
can't help it, and if the fossils at least talked some, it would probably make a
difference, but there it is, after two hundred fights, I just get tired of watching
the same old gladiators, you know? Nothing personal.
REQUIEM (11-4472) (37-28-0,214) of BALLAD OF THE BLADE challenged ALVIN (16-
3927) (56-32-1,217) of AARON'S ANGELS. Up 3. REQUIEM was demolished by ALVIN in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. Angels are tough cookies. Probably
stirred too much, and they could use another egg, too.
Our two tv challenges, and congratulations to the gladiators that have them.
SAMURAI (75-3119) (17-7-1,98) of I AM SAM TV challenged JADRA (61-3379) (20-4-
1,138) of PHILANTHROPISTS. Up 40. SAMURAI vanquished JADRA in a 1 minute uneven
Challenge battle. Wow, that's powerful! That's what a tv means, I guess.
CORRUPTION (82-22745) (17-5-0,157) of THE BROTHERHOOD 40 TV challenged MILLHOUSE
(55-1324) (20-15-0,168) of THE SIMPSONS. Up 11. CORRUPTION devastated MILLHOUSE in
a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. That's really showing your stuff. Good
going!
And for the title: NEBUCHADNEZZAR (22-5821) (66-51-0,253) of BLADES OF WONDER
challenged ROCK A BYE (33-4653) (57-36-4,300) of EASTERN HORDE. Up 47.
NEBUCHADNEZZAR devastated ROCK A BYE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title match.
Congratulations to Neb, and remember to come to the party at the Red Sands, where you
get free pretzels with your beer. Unless you have a drink with an umbrella in it,
and then you get a free grilled cheese sandwich, even.
Debby T.
LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821 67 51 0 275 BLADES OF WONDER (1002) SOLVEN
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-JOE SCHMOE 82-1888 31 14 3 293 EASTERN HORDE (993) DWES EG
DARTMAN 33-7161 62 26 3 266 COLGATE DAYS (1062) NIATOLI ISLAND
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118 47 35 0 259 HEAVE HO! (926) SENTERN
-PEPE LE FUNK 60-4570 36 28 1 235 EASTERN HORDE (983) ARADI
ALVIN 16-3927 57 32 1 233 AARON'S ANGELS (744) WILLAF
ANTHRAXUS 33-5723 32 21 1 222 DEATH HORDE (952) NIATOLI ISLAND
PARTY'S OVER 75-2179 43 33 0 220 EASTERN HORDE (990) JADE MOUNTAIN
TRASH QUAM 19-3751 35 27 2 220 EASTERN HORDE 3 (899) ZUWAYZA
SMUG BUG 55-2900 68 132 0 216 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
KING LOVE 40-3748 65 47 2 213 GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238) ZENSU
TRYURLUCK 61-1029 116 81 1 211 BLOOD KNIGHTS (284) JURINE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE QUICKLING 70-1669 78 173 2 210 SCARLET KNIGHTS (403) SENTERN
NIGHTFALL 74-2421 151 118 5 209 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543 104 144 2 209 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
SAMARIUM 75-3071 39 24 1 209 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN
-DR MAX 73-5311 28 5 0 209 RACE THE WIND (1068) ERINIKA
FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 148 157 2 208 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
TAIRIKIA 51-4247 127 101 2 206 SAND DANCERS (1102) TRICORUS
DARLINA 74-2995 67 73 4 206 SAND DANCERS (1158) DAYLA KIV
NIGHTCAP 74-2745 122 110 0 205 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
AHRINGOL 33-5726 23 11 0 205 DEATH HORDE (952) NIATOLI ISLAND
REDFOX 13-4197 81 126 1 202 CARDOW HUNTERS (761) DULLENS
KYRLANIA 70-2327 114 125 1 201 SCARLET KNIGHTS (403) SENTERN
JAMMIES 74-2829 112 93 1 201 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
WE LIKE THE MOON 25-5013 39 27 4 200 SPONGMONKEYS (1076) LYRATILAN
CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196 87 124 0 199 THE DRAGON FIST (1210) LIN TIRIAN
MOJO-JOJO 12-3867 51 42 1 199 EASTERN HORDE (777) RIZTAB
REQUIEM 11-4472 37 29 0 196 BALLAD OF THE BLADE (1229) ARUAK CITY
JULIUS 64-3641 119 127 2 195 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
ROCK A BYE 33-4653 57 37 4 194 EASTERN HORDE (813) NIATOLI ISLAND
NOREASTER 35-3896 31 17 1 193 DIRT DEVILS (1246) MURSKA
DARK JUSTICE 56-2004 24 18 0 193 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174) ROCANIS
-WILLY LIV 9-2930 23 12 2 192 THE MONGOLOIDS (48) ZUKAL
T-BONE 13-3139 48 35 0 190 LEGION OF DUMB (1056) DULLENS
HARVESTER OF PAIN 56-1412 32 32 4 190 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174) ROCANIS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BARBARIAN KNIGHT 56-2006 28 13 2 188 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174) ROCANIS
MIMOSA 32-4294 23 19 1 188 PHILANTHROPISTS (1254) ARVAT
BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570 34 20 0 185 DO IT AGAIN (1239) ARUAK CITY
SANGUINE 40-4135 28 14 1 184 BLOOD ANGELS (1257) ZENSU
MORLENA 56-2163 22 13 1 181 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174) ROCANIS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467 32 39 4 180 EASTERN HORDE 2 (994) DWES EG
SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021 29 23 1 180 HOUNDS OF HELL (1240) RIZTAB
SISTER X 12-6340 27 22 0 180 CULTS-R-US (1255) RIZTAB
CORRUPTION 82-22745 18 5 0 176 THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (1269) DWES EG
ENLIGHTENED BEING 26-4642 28 11 0 173 PHILANTHROPISTS (1263) CALEAM
AZREAL ELS III 4-4482 26 21 2 173 EASTERN HORDE (975) JHELUM
MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527 27 13 1 171 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261) ARADI
DRIZZT 40-4146 29 30 0 167 PHILANTHROPISTS (1234) ZENSU
D 82-44 25 19 0 166 EASTERN HORDE 4 (992) DWES EG
YAMA 82-11638 18 13 0 165 DEATH HORDE VI (997) DWES EG
DAMORETH STENN 65-6105 64 96 1 157 SAND DANCERS (1130) DAL SHANG
MILLHOUSE 55-1324 20 16 0 155 THE SIMPSONS (187) KHALANI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAGGIE 55-637 28 38 1 141 THE SIMPSONS (187) KHALANI
-GRAHAM 29-4318 32 40 0 137 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
SAMURAI 75-3119 18 7 1 136 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN
-AGRO 29-4314 31 44 1 129 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
NYZEIL OGLATA 17-6753 23 10 1 123 PHILANTHROPISTS (1262) ALJAFIR
-GOLDIE 29-4395 23 24 1 121 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
-SCRAPPA 29-4411 21 21 2 115 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
-BINDI 29-4454 22 20 2 113 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
JADRA 61-3379 20 5 1 111 PHILANTHROPISTS (1268) JURINE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MOLLY 29-4645 17 17 0 100 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252 52 81 0 99 MIDDLE WAY (1058) ALJAFIR
COLOSSUS 22-5820 24 14 0 99 BLADES OF WONDER (1002) SOLVEN
-ACCO 29-4691 17 6 3 92 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
-WENDY 29-4657 16 7 0 91 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUDRA 82-5565 15 14 1 89 DEATH HORDE IV (995) DWES EG
ALDALDON 56-3913 19 10 1 86 PHILANTHROPISTS (1271) ROCANIS
-CASSIE 29-4574 21 16 1 85 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
-CONNIE 29-4716 17 16 1 72 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
-CHARLIE 29-4555 26 34 0 67 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
-CROWN ROYAL 12-5507 9 0 2 67 BLACKED OUT ON... (1275) RIZTAB
COMRADE KOOK 12-6339 27 23 1 64 CULTS-R-US (1255) RIZTAB
-BLUEY 29-4317 24 24 0 64 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
-COOKIE 29-4455 16 13 2 58 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
HELEN OF TROY 8-4603 15 7 0 57 DAPHNE'S LADIES (1276) ARKERS
-BILL BERITH 32-4533 17 4 1 56 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
-NAHTALEE 9-4871 14 9 0 55 THE MONGOLOIDS (48) ZUKAL
-PYG 98-1120 7 5 4 40 BLOOD IRON (1274) SYVYN'S HILL
-MONTY 29-4391 14 23 3 34 CROC FILES (951) LAPUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Dartman -- Oh, fine. That's just great. The same day I find out I'm due to be
Inducted, I get two-shotted by a nasty-tempered tube of toothpaste. Gods. There are
days when I wonder why I ever decided to become a gladiator. But one thing I *do*
know is that I'm not going to Primus. No way! Retirement for me. -- Tairikia
P.S. Sorry, must've gotten up on the wrong side of the bed today. Next time
(tomorrow), I'll be sure to get up on the sunny side.
P.P.S. Maybe I'll go help Damoreth with his "resort." I don't much care for fish,
but hunting... yeah, I could get into that.
Noreaster -- (shivering) We're having one of those. And it's darned cold. Well,
okay, but the standards of the pit of winter, it's almost balmy, but this isn't the
pit of winter, so forget "balmy." -- Darlina
Funny Bunny -- Three hundred regular-arena fights. (sigh) If gladiators can get
hauled off to the Isle merely for having one hundred regular fights, don't you think
one could get automatically booted into Primus for having three hundred? I wonder if
anyone has put this point to the Commission? Regardless, I am retiring, and then I'm
going into HIDING before my manager drafts me into some dumb adventure. -- Redfox
Enlightened Being -- (heavily skeptical look) And you're a gladiator? Why do I find
this seriously contradictory? -- Damoreth Stenn
Nyzeil Oglata -- You did that on purpose! You were jealous of my personal splendor,
of the way they always looked up to me back in Aljafir, and you deliberately arranged
that it would be ME who had to report to Jorja that we went oh-fer this time. Well,
listen up, coughdrop, I'm going to GET you. -- Mouse Noyle
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CORRUPTION devastated MILLHOUSE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SAMURAI vanquished JADRA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
REQUIEM was demolished by ALVIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DARTMAN devastated CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a exciting 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE bested MOJO-JOJO in a action packed 2 minute gory Challenge brawl.
NEBUCHADNEZZAR devastated ROCK A BYE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title match.
DARK JUSTICE was defeated by THE QUICKLING in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
SAMARIUM vanquished HARVESTER OF PAIN in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
KING LOVE vanquished T-BONE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MORLENA was beaten by REDFOX in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
NOREASTER was overpowered by ANTHRAXUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MALT-O-MEAL was handily defeated by DARLINA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BARBARIAN KNIGHT overpowered D in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
WE LIKE THE MOON lost to TRASH QUAM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome bout.
KYRLANIA was overcome by TAIRIKIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
AHRINGOL devastated DAMORETH STENN in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
SANGUINE was overpowered by TRYURLUCK in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
FUNNY BUNNY overcame AZREAL ELS III in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
SMUG BUG overpowered YAMA in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
SUPERIOR FORCES overcame MIMOSA in a action packed 2 minute duel.
JULIUS was devastated by NIGHTFALL in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
NIGHTCAP defeated SCOOBY DOOM in a exciting 1 minute duel.
JAMMIES defeated WWW.QUAM.COM in a popular 1 minute duel.
PARTY'S OVER overpowered SISTER X in a exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven match.
BIONIC BUFFALO handily defeated DRIZZT in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ENLIGHTENED BEING overpowered MAGGIE in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
COLOSSUS was overpowered by NYZEIL OGLATA in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
ALDALDON was luckily beaten by MOUSE NOYLE in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
RUDRA overpowered COMRADE KOOK in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
HELEN OF TROY handily defeated BITTER ALMOND in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 15 PARRY-LUNGE 20 - 9 - 1 69 |
|AIMED BLOW 13 AIMED BLOW 63 - 47 - 0 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 10 LUNGING ATTACK 83 - 70 - 0 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 SLASHING ATTACK 47 - 45 - 0 51 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 WALL OF STEEL 28 - 36 - 0 44 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 39 - 53 - 3 42 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 465 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 11 4 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 9 - 4 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821 67 51 0 275 BLADES OF WONDER (1002)
LUNGING ATTACK DARTMAN 33-7161 62 26 3 266 COLGATE DAYS (1062)
SLASHING ATTACK ALVIN 16-3927 57 32 1 233 AARON'S ANGELS (744)
WALL OF STEEL TRASH QUAM 19-3751 35 27 2 220 EASTERN HORDE 3 (899)
STRIKING ATTACK NIGHTFALL 74-2421 151 118 5 209 DARKLINGS (1160)
PARRY-LUNGE SAMARIUM 75-3071 39 24 1 209 I AM SAM (1075)
BASHING ATTACK DARK JUSTICE 56-2004 24 18 0 193 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174)
TOTAL PARRY MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527 27 13 1 171 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261)
The overall popularity leader is KYRLANIA 70-2327. The most popular warrior this
turn was WE LIKE THE MOON 25-5013. The ten other most popular fighters were ALDALDON
56-3913, FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862, MIMOSA 32-4294, DARTMAN 33-7161, LIMA BEAN FLAMBE
70-3118, ANTHRAXUS 33-5723, DARLINA 74-2995, AHRINGOL 33-5726, TRYURLUCK 61-1029, and
REDFOX 13-4197.
The least popular fighter this week was COMRADE KOOK 12-6339. The other ten least
popular fighters were MAGGIE 55-637, DRIZZT 40-4146, COLOSSUS 22-5820, SCOOBY DOOM
12-6021, JULIUS 64-3641, YAMA 82-11638, D 82-44, MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527, HARVESTER OF
PAIN 56-1412, and ROCK A BYE 33-4653.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
JHELUM(4) 0 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 JURINE(61) 1 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 1 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 KURUKAR(64) 0 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 0 4 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 4 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
DULLENS(13) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 SENTERN(70) 2 1 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 ZENSU(40) 1 2 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 4 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 2 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 3 0 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 2 2 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 1 0
SOLVEN(22) 1 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 4 0 DWES EG(82) 2 3 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AZREAL ELS III 4-4482 26 21 2 173 EASTERN HORDE (975) JHELUM
HELEN OF TROY 8-4603 15 7 0 57 DAPHNE'S LADIES (1276) ARKERS
REQUIEM 11-4472 37 29 0 196 BALLAD OF THE BLADE (1229) ARUAK CITY
MOJO-JOJO 12-3867 51 42 1 199 EASTERN HORDE (777) RIZTAB
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
REDFOX 13-4197 81 126 1 202 CARDOW HUNTERS (761) DULLENS
ALVIN 16-3927 57 32 1 233 AARON'S ANGELS (744) WILLAF
NYZEIL OGLATA 17-6753 23 10 1 123 PHILANTHROPISTS (1262) ALJAFIR
TRASH QUAM 19-3751 35 27 2 220 EASTERN HORDE 3 (899) ZUWAYZA
NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821 67 51 0 275 BLADES OF WONDER (1002) SOLVEN
WE LIKE THE MOON 25-5013 39 27 4 200 SPONGMONKEYS (1076) LYRATILAN
ENLIGHTENED BEING 26-4642 28 11 0 173 PHILANTHROPISTS (1263) CALEAM
MIMOSA 32-4294 23 19 1 188 PHILANTHROPISTS (1254) ARVAT
DARTMAN 33-7161 62 26 3 266 COLGATE DAYS (1062) NIATOLI ISLAND
NOREASTER 35-3896 31 17 1 193 DIRT DEVILS (1246) MURSKA
KING LOVE 40-3748 65 47 2 213 GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238) ZENSU
TAIRIKIA 51-4247 127 101 2 206 SAND DANCERS (1102) TRICORUS
SMUG BUG 55-2900 68 132 0 216 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
DARK JUSTICE 56-2004 24 18 0 193 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174) ROCANIS
MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527 27 13 1 171 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261) ARADI
TRYURLUCK 61-1029 116 81 1 211 BLOOD KNIGHTS (284) JURINE
JULIUS 64-3641 119 127 2 195 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
DAMORETH STENN 65-6105 64 96 1 157 SAND DANCERS (1130) DAL SHANG
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118 47 35 0 259 HEAVE HO! (926) SENTERN
NIGHTFALL 74-2421 151 118 5 209 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
PARTY'S OVER 75-2179 43 33 0 220 EASTERN HORDE (990) JADE MOUNTAIN
CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196 87 124 0 199 THE DRAGON FIST (1210) LIN TIRIAN
WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467 32 39 4 180 EASTERN HORDE 2 (994) DWES EG