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Date   : 12/06/2007    Duedate: 12/19/2007

FREE BLADES

DM-103    TURN-469

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 DO IT AGAIN 11/1239  1360  768 11 63.9      EASTERN HORDE 55/834                  
    SPONGMONKEYS 25/1076                        EASTERN HORDE 3 19/899                
    BLOOD ANGELS 40/1257                        EASTERN HORDE 12/777                  
    DIRT DEVILS 35/1246                         EASTERN HORDE 4 82/992                
    HOUNDS OF HELL 12/1240                      EASTERN HORDE 2 82/994                
  2 HEAVE HO! 70/926      831  534  9 60.9    6-AARON'S ANGEL 16/744   63   63  0 50.0
    THE BROTHERHOOD 40 82/1269                7 DARKLINGS 74/1160     549  555  6 49.7
    DAPHNE'S LADIES 8/1276                    8 SCARLET KNIGH 70/403  368  387  9 48.7
    BALLAD OF THE BLADE 11/1229                 THE DRAGON FIST 78/1210               
    BLADES OF WONDER 22/1002                  9 RHYME TYME 55/397     309  347  1 47.1
    GARDEN OF HORRORS 40/1238                   GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/1278            
    I AM SAM 75/1075                            WE WANT RAISES 75/1280                
    CHILDHOOD TRAUMA 60/1261                 10 CHEERS 70/1279        139  160  4 46.5
  3 HALL OF GIANT 12/885  357  256 10 58.2      KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS 56/174             
    SAILS OF CHARON 16/1044                     THE SIMPSONS 55/187                   
  4-LEGION OF DU 13/1056   32   29  0 52.5   11 UNDER DURESS 64/743   781 1078 11 42.0
  5 DEATH HORDE 33/952    249  228  9 52.2      DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY 33/764           
    EASTERN HORDE 75/990                     12 CULTS-R-US 12/1255     22   34  0 39.3
    DEATH HORDE VI 82/997                    13 CARDOW HUNTE 29/1277  579 1196 10 32.6
    EASTERN HORDE 33/813                  

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                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 582): BRUJAH of DARK WARDS (Dr. Doom, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 582): KOOL-AID DRINKER of CULTS-R-US (Jondeaux, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 576): STRADA of STARBASE 5 (Zeus, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 578): PENNY LOPE of PUNNY ANIMALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 576): ATTILA THE HUN of DEATH INCARNATE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 574): GIMME SOME SUGAR of ARMY OF DARKNESS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 287): SHARAPOVA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 567): DIRTY SANCHEZ of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 285): ULTHAR UTHERYDES of THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 564): BELLE ZEYBUL of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 562): SHANARIAN D'ANJELICA of STORM BRINGERS (Vincent
                                   Michaels 'The Rake', mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 553): TOURNEY SCUM of BUSY, BUSYTOWN (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 515): THOMAS FOWLER of MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 262): RAGGEDY ANN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 257): RHIANNON of GAELIC STORM (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 243): HARRY MONSTER of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 443): THE QUAM ZONE of EASTERN HORDE (Mr. Mojo, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 430): BULLY BOY of RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 421): CIRSIUM VULGARE of BLADE AND BLOOD (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 406): KILLIAN TEN VIR of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 192): BLACK EYE of BLACK & BLUE (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 378): KIRSSARINA of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 375): ZAGWE BANSHEE of HUE AND CRY (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 362): DEELAR MARION of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 468): NEBUCHADNEZZAR of BLADES OF WONDER (The Sandman)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 582): DARK WARDS (Dr. Doom, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 582): CULTS-R-US (?, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 576): TERMINUS (?, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 578): PUNNY ANIMALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 576): DEATH INCARNATE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 574): JAGUAR WARRIORS (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 287): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 567): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 285): SOL INVICTUS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 564): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 562): KLKASINO HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 553): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 515): MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 262): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 257): THE BEAR'S PAW (Kat, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 243): OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 443): KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 430): UNDERDOGS (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 421): BLADE AND BLOOD (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 406): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 192): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 378): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 375): HUE AND CRY (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 362): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 468): DIRT DEVILS et al (The Dark One, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 576): STRADA of STARBASE 5 (Zeus, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 574): AIM SEDUCE HAMMER of AIM 4 ISLE HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 567): DIRTY SANCHEZ of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 285): ULTHAR UTHERYDES of THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord)
                               KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 563): TED ICKENS of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 551): JUNGLE KING of FLIPPERS ARCADE (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 515): THOMAS FOWLER of MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 257): SMOKESCREEN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 243): HARRY MONSTER of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 443): THE QUAM ZONE of EASTERN HORDE (Mr. Mojo, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 191): WANSTEAD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     It snowed!  Lots of snow, INCHES of snow.  I know you're supposed to have FEET
of snow before you ski, but this is enough to get out the sled and slide, right?  If
somebody hasn't, you know, taken it, like they took my skis.
     But I guess you want to see fight stuff here, so:
     Eastern Horde got most avoided, and Do It Again did it most.
     Dark Justice got most challenged.
     We had twenty-five fights, and I know you can do better than that, even though
there were only two standbys.
     BUT!  We had eleven challenges, two of them tv and the rest radio.  That's good.
And I don't think anybody died.  At least, nobody died while I was watching.

     BLACK WOLF (29-4194) (29-23-1,90) of CARDOW HUNTERS fought BITTER ALMOND (103-
41) (14-16-4,50) of the College of Mimes.  BLACK WOLF vanquished BITTER ALMOND in a 1
minute one-sided fight.  Well, what can you expect, huh?  A good almond would be
sweet and, you know, nutty.
     FALLING ROCK (29-4286) (20-23-0,61) of CARDOW HUNTERS fought COMRADE KOOK (12-
6339) (29-24-1,85) of CULTS-R-US.  FALLING ROCK lost to COMRADE KOOK in a popular 1
minute match.  I think we should do something about this.  I mean, falling rocks mess
up the road and make carriages have wrecks, right?  So we should tell this guy to be
more careful and not fall so much.
     YAMA (82-11638) (19-13-0,167) of DEATH HORDE VI fought CITY MILITIA (56-2200)
(19-12-0,114) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS.  YAMA subdued CITY MILITIA in a popular 1 minute
fight.  This seems kind of likely, you know?  But the City Militia did good, because
it wasn't one-sided or anything.
     MAGGIE (55-637) (30-39-1,169) of THE SIMPSONS fought D (82-44) (25-20-0,144) of
EASTERN HORDE 4.  MAGGIE was handily defeated by D in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
How can somebody have a name like D?  That's barely an initial.

     WWW.QUAM.COM (82-4467) (32-40-4,157) of EASTERN HORDE 2 fought STONETOOTH (29-
4560) (26-25-0,113) of CARDOW HUNTERS.  WWW.QUAM.COM overpowered STONETOOTH in a 1
minute uneven fray.  Yes, well, what *I* think is those stone teeth are just more
falling rocks.  That's what *I* think.
     NIGHTCAP (74-2745) (122-113-0,190) of DARKLINGS fought DREHVIN (103-34) (75-45-
7,200) of the College of Mimes.  NIGHTCAP devastated DREHVIN in an action packed 1
minute brutal one-sided bout.  I don't know what Nightcap puts IN those drinks he's
always offering people, but there's no umbrella.  You have to be very careful with a
drink that doesn't have an umbrella.
     KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (90-116-4,182) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES fought JOPPA CLUBFIST
(12-3748) (31-29-0,180) of HALL OF GIANT.  KOOKABURRA was overpowered by JOPPA
CLUBFIST in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.  I thought Kookaburra was in Home Guard!
Why HERE?  There are cookie jars in Talahya.
     ANTHRAXUS (33-5723) (32-22-1,189) of DEATH HORDE fought ROWARDENN (16-4105) (28-
18-0,181) of SAILS OF CHARON.  ANTHRAXUS was beaten by ROWARDENN in an exciting 1
minute bout.  Well, actually, I thought those two teams were kind of, you know,
summatrical.  I mean, going together.  You know.  Maybe it's the snow.

     MOJO-JOJO (12-3867) (51-43-1,190) of EASTERN HORDE fought MILLHOUSE (55-1324)
(21-18-0,152) of THE SIMPSONS.  MOJO-JOJO overpowered MILLHOUSE in a 1 minute one-
sided bout.  Okay.  Whatever.
     AZREAL ELS (55-3117) (25-14-4,200) of EASTERN HORDE fought THE QUICKLING (70-
1669) (79-175-2,184) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  AZREAL ELS was narrowly defeated by THE
QUICKLING in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.  Oh, gosh, the Quickling is still here?
I was hoping he'd get Inducted, even though he's really bad.  If all the good
gladiators can get sucked off to Primus against their wills, why not all the bad ones
with more than two hundred fights sucked off to Home Guard agains their wills?  It'd
be more summatrical.
     SMUG BUG (55-2900) (69-134-0,189) of RHYME TYME fought TRASH QUAM (19-3751) (35-
28-2,199) of EASTERN HORDE 3.  SMUG BUG was bested by TRASH QUAM in an action packed
3 minute duel.  Oh, this one is really good!  That old Bug beaten by Trash!  I gotta
love that one, you know?  It's like, totally albendranious.
     KING LOVE (40-3748) (67-47-2,242) of GARDEN OF HORRORS fought ROCK A BYE (33-
4653) (57-38-4,195) of EASTERN HORDE.  KING LOVE was overcome by ROCK A BYE in an
action packed 4 minute gory fight.  Rocks again.  I didn't know we had so many rocks
on this island.  Next thing you know, people will start throwing them at each other!
     PARTY'S OVER (75-2179) (44-33-0,231) of EASTERN HORDE fought JULIUS (64-3641)
(122-127-2,219) of UNDER DURESS.  PARTY'S OVER was beaten by JULIUS in a 2 minute
conflict.  I guess that means the party's REALLY over?  Too bad, it was just getting,
you know, good.

     And here are the challenge matches:
     HELEN OF TROY (8-4603) (16-8-0,82) of DAPHNE'S LADIES challenged CEDAR (29-4319)
(19-8-1,79) of CARDOW HUNTERS.  Down 3.  HELEN OF TROY demolished CEDAR in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge competition.  Does this kind of thing mean that Daphne's no
lady?  Or something else?  I can never remember.
     SAM (70-466) (9-3-0,108) of CHEERS challenged TALL TREE (29-4380) (24-33-0,122)
of CARDOW HUNTERS.  Up 14.  SAM overpowered TALL TREE in a popular 1 minute brutal
one-sided Challenge melee.  What I want to know is, did Sam use an axe?  That's what
you're supposed to use on trees, right?  Or a saw, but you can't bring a saw into the
arena.
     CORRUPTION (82-22745) (20-6-0,180) of THE BROTHERHOOD 40 challenged HARVESTER OF
PAIN (56-1412) (32-35-4,180) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS.  Straight across.  You don't see
that often, but it's very Free Blades.  CORRUPTION lost to HARVESTER OF PAIN in a
popular 1 minute Challenge fight.  And tricky, sometimes.  The bookies don't like it
because of it being harder to figure the odds when you start with evens.
     MALT-O-MEAL (60-7527) (28-15-1,160) of CHILDHOOD TRAUMA challenged SANGUINE (40-
4135) (29-16-1,178) of BLOOD ANGELS.  Up 18.  MALT-O-MEAL was viciously subdued by
SANGUINE in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.  Wow!  I bet that was a trauma for
Malt!  Even if he isn't a kid.

     LIMA BEAN FLAMBE (70-3118) (48-36-0,197) of HEAVE HO! challenged NOREASTER (35-
3896) (33-18-1,203) of DIRT DEVILS.  Up 6.  LIMA BEAN FLAMBE handily defeated
NOREASTER in a 5 minute uneven Challenge fight.  Did you know that some slingers,
army slingers, you know, in actual fights, use lima beans for sling shots?  They cook
them REALLY HARD and paint runes of death on them and throw them at the enemy, but
this is under investigation by the committee about inhumane weaponry.
     SCOOBY DOOM (12-6021) (30-25-1,190) of HOUNDS OF HELL challenged SISTER X (12-
6340) (28-24-0,183) of CULTS-R-US.  Dowm 7.  SCOOBY DOOM overpowered SISTER X in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge struggle.  Newspaper next time, Sister.  I'm sure of it.
That's the key to getting dogs to mind you.
     BARBARIAN KNIGHT (56-2006) (29-15-2,188) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS challenged BIONIC
BUFFALO (11-6570) (35-22-0,197) of DO IT AGAIN.  Up 9.  BARBARIAN KNIGHT was
devastated by BIONIC BUFFALO in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.  Maybe B. Knight should
get a bunch of Rirorni hunters and run a bunch of buffaloes over a cliff?  I know
that isn't p.c., but what the heck.
     SAMARIUM (75-3071) (41-25-1,196) of I AM SAM challenged DARK JUSTICE (56-2004)
(25-20-0,204) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS.  Up 8.  SAMARIUM overpowered DARK JUSTICE in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge fight.  This was Dark Justice that was most challenged.
Don't ask me why, I never did understand that stuff.
     REQUIEM (11-4472) (40-29-0,228) of BALLAD OF THE BLADE challenged FUNNY BUNNY
(55-1862) (150-158-2,215) of RHYME TYME.  Down 13.  REQUIEM was overpowered by FUNNY
BUNNY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.  Oh, gosh, couldn't the Bunny get
sucked off to Home Guard?  I mean, three hundred fights?  It's Too Much.

     The TV challenges, for having which the people who have them get
congratulations, because it isn't easy, you know.  There's real work in this.
     SAMURAI (75-3119) (20-8-1,163) of I AM SAM TV challenged CORT NIGHTJEWEL (78-
196) (89-125-0,207) of THE DRAGON FIST.  Up 44.  SAMURAI demolished CORT NIGHTJEWEL
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  Good!  I don't really have much against
Cort, besides him never writing personals and that business with the eucalyptus last
spring, but he really needs to get OUT of here.  I am just totally tired of looking
at him.
     MORLENA (56-2163) (23-15-1,197) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS TV challenged JAMMIES (74-
2829) (115-93-1,258) of DARKLINGS.  Up 61.  MORLENA was devastated by JAMMIES in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Gosh, good try, Morlena, but you have to go for
his teddy bear if you really want to upset him.

     And for the title:  NEBUCHADNEZZAR (22-5821) (69-51-0,300) of BLADES OF WONDER
fought SUPERIOR FORCES (33-4543) (105-146-3,235) of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY.
NEBUCHADNEZZAR slimly lost to SUPERIOR FORCES in an exciting 4 minute Title battle.
Which means that Superior Forces is our Lord Marshal, or maybe our Lord Marshall, I
forget, and this is annoying because of, well, I won't tell you about that.  But he
hangs out with Royland, so you can guess.

                                       Debby T.

LORD-MARSHALL                 W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543    106 146  3  252  DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JAMMIES 74-2829            116  93  1  272  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862        151 158  2  232  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
 JULIUS 64-3641             123 127  2  231  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
-T-BONE 13-3139              51  35  0  229  LEGION OF DUMB (1056)      DULLENS
-WE LIKE THE MOON 25-5013    41  27  4  225  SPONGMONKEYS (1076)        LYRATILAN
 NIGHTCAP 74-2745           123 113  0  221  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118    49  36  0  220  HEAVE HO! (926)            SENTERN
 ROCK A BYE 33-4653          58  38  4  216  EASTERN HORDE (813)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570      36  22  0  212  DO IT AGAIN (1239)         ARUAK CITY
 SAMARIUM 75-3071            42  25  1  211  I AM SAM (1075)            JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE QUICKLING 70-1669       80 175  2  206  SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)      SENTERN
 TRASH QUAM 19-3751          36  28  2  202  EASTERN HORDE 3 (899)      ZUWAYZA
-ERIN 16-4165                28  23  1  202  AARON'S ANGELS (744)       WILLAF
 SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021         31  25  1  201  HOUNDS OF HELL (1240)      RIZTAB
 NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821      69  52  0  198  BLADES OF WONDER (1002)    SOLVEN
 KING LOVE 40-3748           67  48  2  198  GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238)   ZENSU
 PARTY'S OVER 75-2179        44  34  0  196  EASTERN HORDE (990)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 ROWARDENN 16-4105           29  18  0  196  SAILS OF CHARON (1044)     WILLAF
 NOREASTER 35-3896           33  19  1  194  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 MORLENA 56-2163             23  16  1  194  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174)   ROCANIS
 HARVESTER OF PAIN 56-1412   33  35  4  193  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174)   ROCANIS
 MOJO-JOJO 12-3867           52  43  1  192  EASTERN HORDE (777)        RIZTAB
 JOPPA CLUBFIST 12-3748      32  29  0  192  HALL OF GIANT (885)        RIZTAB
 DARK JUSTICE 56-2004        25  21  0  192  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174)   ROCANIS
 SAMURAI 75-3119             21   8  1  192  I AM SAM (1075)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 SMUG BUG 55-2900            69 135  0  190  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
 REQUIEM 11-4472             40  30  0  190  BALLAD OF THE BLADE (1229) ARUAK CITY
 AZREAL ELS 55-3117          25  15  4  190  EASTERN HORDE (834)        KHALANI
 SANGUINE 40-4135            30  16  1  188  BLOOD ANGELS (1257)        ZENSU
 BARBARIAN KNIGHT 56-2006    29  16  2  184  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174)   ROCANIS
 ANTHRAXUS 33-5723           32  23  1  183  DEATH HORDE (952)          NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SISTER X 12-6340            28  25  0  177  CULTS-R-US (1255)          RIZTAB
 CORRUPTION 82-22745         20   7  0  175  THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (1269)  DWES EG
 CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196      89 126  0  174  THE DRAGON FIST (1210)     LIN TIRIAN
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          90 117  4  172  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (1278)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 YAMA 82-11638               20  13  0  169  DEATH HORDE VI (997)       DWES EG
 D 82-44                     26  20  0  168  EASTERN HORDE 4 (992)      DWES EG
 MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527         28  16  1  164  CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261)    ARADI
 WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467        33  40  4  159  EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)      DWES EG
 MILLHOUSE 55-1324           21  19  0  154  THE SIMPSONS (187)         KHALANI

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAGGIE 55-637               30  40  1  148  THE SIMPSONS (187)         KHALANI
 SAM 70-466                  10   3  0  126  CHEERS (1279)              SENTERN
 CITY MILITIA 56-2200        19  13  0  124  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174)   ROCANIS
 STONETOOTH 29-4560          26  26  0  114  CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)      LAPUR
 TALL TREE 29-4380           24  34  0  107  CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)      LAPUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HELEN OF TROY 8-4603        17   8  0   97  DAPHNE'S LADIES (1276)     ARKERS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACK WOLF 29-4194          30  23  1   92  CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)      LAPUR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COMRADE KOOK 12-6339        30  24  1   87  CULTS-R-US (1255)          RIZTAB
 CEDAR 29-4319               19   9  1   72  CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)      LAPUR
 FALLING ROCK 29-4286        20  24  0   65  CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)      LAPUR
-TED ICKENS 32-4436          18   9  1   64  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Sanguine -- Ouch!  That's cutting me off right above the roots! -- Tall Tree

Sam -- (wincing a little)  I think you broke my arm. -- Cedar

Helen of Troy -- Ma'am, it was an honor and a pleasure.  I would be delighted to take
you to dinner some time next week by way of thanks. -- Stonetooth

Comrade Kook -- If this kind of stuff keeps happening to me, I'm going to petition
for early retirement! -- Falling Rock
P.S.  Or a strat change.  I wonder if I could get one of those?  I'm probably not
using my favorites....

Lucifreyja -- Ah, a mime!  I do like a woman who is bound by oath not to talk back.
-- Black Wolf

Debby Tonte -- I miss you.  I think of your golden hair and your limpid blue eyes at
night as I walk the mean streets of Talahya.  Come visit me..  I'll take you to a
show, and then I'll drive you back to Lirin Kiv.  When shall I pick you up? --
Royland

     As if!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MORLENA was devastated by JAMMIES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SAMURAI demolished CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
REQUIEM was overpowered by FUNNY BUNNY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
SAMARIUM overpowered DARK JUSTICE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BARBARIAN KNIGHT was devastated by BIONIC BUFFALO in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
SCOOBY DOOM overpowered SISTER X in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE handily defeated NOREASTER in a 5 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MALT-O-MEAL was viciously subdued by SANGUINE in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
CORRUPTION lost to HARVESTER OF PAIN in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
SAM overpowered TALL TREE in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge melee.
HELEN OF TROY demolished CEDAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
NEBUCHADNEZZAR slimly lost to SUPERIOR FORCES in a exciting 4 minute Title battle.
PARTY'S OVER was beaten by JULIUS in a 2 minute conflict.
KING LOVE was overcome by ROCK A BYE in a action packed 4 minute gory fight.
SMUG BUG was bested by TRASH QUAM in a action packed 3 minute duel.
AZREAL ELS was narrowly defeated by THE QUICKLING in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
MOJO-JOJO overpowered MILLHOUSE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ANTHRAXUS was beaten by ROWARDENN in a exciting 1 minute bout.
KOOKABURRA was overpowered by JOPPA CLUBFIST in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
NIGHTCAP devastated DREHVIN in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
WWW.QUAM.COM overpowered STONETOOTH in a 1 minute uneven fray.
MAGGIE was handily defeated by D in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
YAMA subdued CITY MILITIA in a popular 1 minute fight.
FALLING ROCK lost to COMRADE KOOK in a popular 1 minute match.
BLACK WOLF vanquished BITTER ALMOND in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         PARRY-LUNGE       23 -  14 -  1      62  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         AIMED BLOW        60 -  40 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         SLASHING ATTACK   44 -  33 -  0      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         WALL OF STEEL     30 -  28 -  1      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    76 -  73 -  0      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         STRIKING ATTACK   39 -  49 -  3      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  24 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY        4 -  10 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 469 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  1     AIMED BLOW         3 -  4         3  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  7         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543   106 146  3  252 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764)
SLASHING ATTACK  JAMMIES 74-2829           116  93  1  272 DARKLINGS (1160)
STRIKING ATTACK  FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862       151 158  2  232 RHYME TYME (397)
PARRY-LUNGE      NIGHTCAP 74-2745          123 113  0  221 DARKLINGS (1160)
AIMED BLOW       LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118   49  36  0  220 HEAVE HO! (926)
LUNGING ATTACK   SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021        31  25  1  201 HOUNDS OF HELL (1240)
BASHING ATTACK   HARVESTER OF PAIN 56-1412  33  35  4  193 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174)
TOTAL PARRY      MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527        28  16  1  164 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CEDAR 29-4319              19   9  1   72 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)

The overall popularity leader is NIGHTCAP 74-2745.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was NOREASTER 35-3896.  The ten other most popular fighters were LIMA BEAN 
FLAMBE 70-3118, SANGUINE 40-4135, AZREAL ELS 55-3117, NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821, 
SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543, THE QUICKLING 70-1669, ROCK A BYE 33-4653, SCOOBY DOOM 
12-6021, JULIUS 64-3641, and KING LOVE 40-3748.

The least popular fighter this week was MAGGIE 55-637.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were STONETOOTH 29-4560, MILLHOUSE 55-1324, CEDAR 29-4319, DARK JUSTICE 
56-2004, ANTHRAXUS 33-5723, TALL TREE 29-4380, MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527, BARBARIAN KNIGHT 
56-2006, REQUIEM 11-4472, and CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  2 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  SENTERN(70)          3  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           4  1 0  ZENSU(40)            1  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  4 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  4 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          3  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            1  4 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HELEN OF TROY 8-4603        17   8  0   97  DAPHNE'S LADIES (1276)     ARKERS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570      36  22  0  212  DO IT AGAIN (1239)         ARUAK CITY
 SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021         31  25  1  201  HOUNDS OF HELL (1240)      RIZTAB
 ROWARDENN 16-4105           29  18  0  196  SAILS OF CHARON (1044)     WILLAF
 TRASH QUAM 19-3751          36  28  2  202  EASTERN HORDE 3 (899)      ZUWAYZA
 NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821      69  52  0  198  BLADES OF WONDER (1002)    SOLVEN
 STONETOOTH 29-4560          26  26  0  114  CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)      LAPUR
 SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543    106 146  3  252  DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
 NOREASTER 35-3896           33  19  1  194  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 KING LOVE 40-3748           67  48  2  198  GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238)   ZENSU
 FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862        151 158  2  232  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
 MORLENA 56-2163             23  16  1  194  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174)   ROCANIS
 MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527         28  16  1  164  CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261)    ARADI
 JULIUS 64-3641             123 127  2  231  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118    49  36  0  220  HEAVE HO! (926)            SENTERN
 JAMMIES 74-2829            116  93  1  272  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 SAMARIUM 75-3071            42  25  1  211  I AM SAM (1075)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196      89 126  0  174  THE DRAGON FIST (1210)     LIN TIRIAN
 CORRUPTION 82-22745         20   7  0  175  THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (1269)  DWES EG