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Date   : 12/20/2007    Duedate: 01/02/2008

FREE BLADES

DM-103    TURN-470

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 DIRT DEVILS 35/1246  1363  770 11 63.9      EASTERN HORDE 55/834                  
    HOLIDAY HORRORS 6/1080                      EASTERN HORDE 3 19/899                
    BLOOD ANGELS 40/1257                        EASTERN HORDE 12/777                  
    DO IT AGAIN 11/1239                         EASTERN HORDE 4 82/992                
    HOUNDS OF HELL 12/1240                      EASTERN HORDE 2 82/994                
  2 HEAVE HO! 70/926      836  538  9 60.8    6-AARON'S ANGEL 16/744   63   63  0 50.0
    THE BROTHERHOOD 40 82/1269                7 DARKLINGS 74/1160     550  556  6 49.7
    BALLAD OF THE BLADE 11/1229               8 SCARLET KNIGH 70/403  369  388  9 48.7
    BLADES OF WONDER 22/1002                    THE DRAGON FIST 78/1210               
    GARDEN OF HORRORS 40/1238                 9 RHYME TYME 55/397     311  348  1 47.2
    I AM SAM 75/1075                            GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/1278            
    CHILDHOOD TRAUMA 60/1261                    WE WANT RAISES 75/1280                
    DAPHNE'S LADIES 8/1276                   10 CHEERS 70/1279        143  164  4 46.6
  3-HALL OF GIANT 12/885  357  256 10 58.2      KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS 56/174             
    SAILS OF CHARON 16/1044                     THE SIMPSONS 55/187                   
  4-LEGION OF DU 13/1056   32   29  0 52.5   11 UNDER DURESS 64/743   783 1078 11 42.1
  5-DEATH HORDE 33/952    249  228  9 52.2      DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY 33/764           
    EASTERN HORDE 75/990                     12 CULTS-R-US 12/1255     23   35  0 39.7
    DEATH HORDE VI 82/997                    13 CARDOW HUNTE 29/1277  579 1201 10 32.5
    EASTERN HORDE 33/813                  

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                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 583): NOSFERATU of DARK WARDS (Dr. Doom, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 583): WINTER SHADOWS of SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 577): SOMNAMBULANT of DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft
                            West, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 579): KUROHANA of YAMABUSHI (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 577): ATTILA THE HUN of DEATH INCARNATE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 575): GIMME SOME SUGAR of ARMY OF DARKNESS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 288): SRAN3E of PHANTACITY (?, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 568): GOLDIE of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 285): ULTHAR UTHERYDES of THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 565): LARRY of LUROCIAN GUARD (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 563): THE PIKER of RAVAGING LORDS (?, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 554): TOURNEY SCUM of BUSY, BUSYTOWN (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 516): SOLDIER 2 of MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 263): RAGGEDY ANN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 257): RHIANNON of GAELIC STORM (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 244): STREET SIGN of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 444): GODGET of RESCUE RANGERS (JE, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 431): LOKI IX of DEATH STUDS VII (Death Stud, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 422): CIRSIUM VULGARE of BLADE AND BLOOD (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 407): KILLIAN TEN VIR of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 193): LAELKORISSA of FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 379): KIRSSARINA of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 376): HOLLY HEPATITIS of ONE NIGHT STANDS (Soultaker)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 363): DEELAR MARION of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 469): SUPERIOR FORCES of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (A-Sop, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 469): SUPERIOR FORCES of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (A-Sop, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 583): DARK WARDS (Dr. Doom, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 583): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 577): GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 579): PUNNY ANIMALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 577): DEATH INCARNATE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 575): TEAM CHAOS (?, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 288): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 568): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 285): SOL INVICTUS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 565): ANGELS OF PAIN (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 563): KLKASINO HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 554): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 516): MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 263): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 257): THE BEAR'S PAW (Kat, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 244): OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 444): KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 431): VILLAINOUS LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 421): BLADE AND BLOOD (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 407): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 193): DREW'S BOYS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 379): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 376): HUE AND CRY (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 363): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 469): DO IT AGAIN et al (The Dark One, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 576): STRADA of STARBASE 5 (Zeus, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 579): KUROHANA of YAMABUSHI (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 577): ATTILA THE HUN of DEATH INCARNATE (The Dark One, mgr.)
                            VINN WULF of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 567): DIRTY SANCHEZ of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 285): ULTHAR UTHERYDES of THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord)
                               KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 565): BELLE ZEYBUL of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 515): THOMAS FOWLER of MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 257): SMOKESCREEN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 244): STREET SIGN of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
                  (turn 243): HARRY MONSTER of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 444): GODGET of RESCUE RANGERS (JE, mgr.)
                            SOURCRAB of BAD APPLES (Jorja, mgr.)
                            MANDORALLEN of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (Jakari, mgr.)
                (turn 443): THE QUAM ZONE of EASTERN HORDE (Mr. Mojo, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 363): DEELAR MARION of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                           Reflections by the Lord-Marshall

     You thought my name was a joke, didn't you?
     Ha!

                                  Superior Forces

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     This is just terrible!  I blame the fog.  I mean, I'm sure lots of you guys
would have come to fight except the fog was so bad you fell in the lake on your way
down from Talahya.  You should move.  Who wants to live in Talahya?  That town is so
packed, some people have themselves killed and cremated after the fights and then
resurrected from the ashes two weeks later, because there's no place for them to
sleep.  Even standing up!  But there's room here, if you can work out a deal with
some of the old Adantri managers who've shut down.  They might sublet their
guildhouses, you know?  It could be a good deal.
     But anyway, what I was saying, we only had twenty fights!  Andorak had more!
This is totally awful, and we need to WORK on this.  At least there were only two
standbys out there, that's something.  But not much.  And there were eight
challenges, one tv and the rest radio.
     Knights of Rocanis got the most avoids, from Hounds of Hell.  That sentence
doesn't sound quite right, but I'm going to leave it alone.  It isn't like I studied
or anything when I was a kid, and YOU guys know what I mean, don't you?
     Morlena got the most challenges, but does she want them or would she share?

     FALLING ROCK (29-4286) (20-24-0,65) of CARDOW HUNTERS fought BLOODY EASTER BUNNY
(6-5877) (18-4-2,60) of HOLIDAY HORRORS.  FALLING ROCK was overpowered by BLOODY
EASTER BUNNY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.  And he, meaning, you know, Falling Rock,
got tularemia, too.
     CEDAR (29-4319) (19-9-1,72) of CARDOW HUNTERS fought COMRADE KOOK (12-6339) (30-
24-1,87) of CULTS-R-US.  CEDAR was devastated by COMRADE KOOK in a 1 minute one-sided
contest.  I bet this is enough to make Cedar want to retire again.
     MAGGIE (55-637) (30-40-1,148) of THE SIMPSONS fought BLACK WOLF (29-4194) (30-
23-1,92) of CARDOW HUNTERS.  MAGGIE overpowered BLACK WOLF in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided match.  Well, at least she's not a lizard.  Lizards are killing
these Cardow Hunters back in Lapur.  At least, that's what I hear.

     STONETOOTH (29-4560) (26-26-0,114) of CARDOW HUNTERS fought MAREI (103-37) (38-
32-2,150) of the College of Mimes.  STONETOOTH was overpowered by MAREI in a 1 minute
one-sided match.  You know, I'd think we had standbys closer to Stony's rank and
skill, wouldn't you?  Somebody must be out to GET him.
     KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (90-117-4,172) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES fought TALL TREE (29-
4380) (24-34-0,107) of CARDOW HUNTERS.  KOOKABURRA devastated TALL TREE in a popular
1 minute mismatched brawl.  Oh, jellyfish!  The handicapper!  I bet he's been taking
bribes from the necromancers.  Because these Cardow Hunters are adventuring against
necromancers is what I heard.
     NOREASTER (35-3896) (33-19-1,194) of DIRT DEVILS fought THE QUICKLING (70-1669)
(80-175-2,206) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  NOREASTER devastated THE QUICKLING in an exciting
1 minute uneven duel.  Good.
     SANGUINE (40-4135) (30-16-1,188) of BLOOD ANGELS fought HATHU (103-32) (5-1-
0,250) of the College of Mimes.  SANGUINE overpowered HATHU in a 2 minute one-sided
duel.  This kind of thing makes Hathu really mad, but then, Hathu is always really
mad, so how can anybody tell?

     HARVESTER OF PAIN (56-1412) (33-35-4,193) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS fought SCOOBY
DOOM (12-6021) (31-25-1,201) of HOUNDS OF HELL.  HARVESTER OF PAIN overpowered SCOOBY
DOOM in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.  I've been wondering about this Harvester
dued, you know?  Does he, like, take away pain or hand it out?  I mean, it would make
a difference.
     SMUG BUG (55-2900) (69-135-0,190) of RHYME TYME fought KING LOVE (40-3748) (67-
48-2,198) of GARDEN OF HORRORS.  SMUG BUG was devastated by KING LOVE in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute one-sided battle.  Well, good.  I mean, King Love is kind of wierd,
but that Bug is just Too Much.
     NIGHTCAP (74-2745) (123-113-0,221) of DARKLINGS fought JULIUS (64-3641) (123-
127-2,231) of UNDER DURESS.  NIGHTCAP was demolished by JULIUS in a crowd pleasing 1
minute mismatched match.  Now, this was a good match.  I'm surprised the arena
reporter didn't say so.  I mean, these two guys DESERVED each other.
     JAMMIES (74-2829) (116-93-1,272) of DARKLINGS fought SAMURAI (75-3119) (21-8-
1,192) of I AM SAM.  JAMMIES handily defeated SAMURAI in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
Was it the offhand teddy bear or the two hundred fights that helped Jammies win?
People want to know, you know?  They ask.
     SAMARIUM (75-3071) (42-25-1,211) of I AM SAM fought BARBARIAN KNIGHT (56-2006)
(29-16-2,184) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS.  SAMARIUM overpowered BARBARIAN KNIGHT in a 1
minute one-sided fight.  I get confused about this.  I mean, I thought a samarium was
a glass jar with rocks and sand and you keep a pet samurai in it.

     Okay, here are the challenges.
     HELEN OF TROY (8-4603) (17-8-0,97) of DAPHNE'S LADIES challenged SAM (70-466)
(10-3-0,126) of CHEERS.  Up 29.  HELEN OF TROY was vanquished by SAM in a 1 minute
uneven Challenge fight.  Does this mean Sam won't throw her on his ship and sail
away?  Or that if someone else does, Sam won't go after her?
     CITY MILITIA (56-2200) (19-13-0,124) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS challenged SISTER X
(12-6340) (28-25-0,177) of CULTS-R-US.  Up 53.  CITY MILITIA overcame SISTER X in an
action packed 1 minute gruesome Challenge melee.  I hear that City Militia got a job
offer from the magistrate here.  To keep the pieces.
     CORRUPTION (82-22745) (20-7-0,175) of THE BROTHERHOOD 40 challenged CORT
NIGHTJEWEL (78-196) (89-126-0,174) of THE DRAGON FIST.  Down 1.  CORRUPTION was
overpowered by CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.  Too bad, but not
really, you know, surprising.  This kind of stuff happens.
     MALT-O-MEAL (60-7527) (28-16-1,164) of CHILDHOOD TRAUMA challenged MILLHOUSE
(55-1324) (21-19-0,154) of THE SIMPSONS.  Down 10.  MALT-O-MEAL unbelievably bested
MILLHOUSE in a popular 7 minute bloody Challenge duel.  I'm not understanding why
this was unbelievable.
     DARK JUSTICE (56-2004) (25-21-0,192) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS challenged LIMA BEAN
FLAMBE (70-3118) (49-36-0,220) of HEAVE HO!.  Up 28.  DARK JUSTICE was overpowered by
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE in a 1 minute Challenge match.  Well!  That just goes to SHOW you
that Lima Beans are injust.  I knew it all along, but SOME people, like for instance
my mother, didn't BELIEVE it.
     REQUIEM (11-4472) (40-30-0,190) of BALLAD OF THE BLADE challenged FUNNY BUNNY
(55-1862) (151-158-2,232) of RHYME TYME.  Up 42.  REQUIEM was vanquished by FUNNY
BUNNY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.  What a surprise.

     And here's our tv challenge.  And this by Morlena who GOT the most challenges
TOO.  Is this Morlena popular, or what?  MORLENA (56-2163) (23-16-1,194) of KNIGHTS
OF ROCANIS TV challenged NEBUCHADNEZZAR (22-5821) (69-52-0,198) of BLADES OF WONDER.
Up 4.  MORLENA was devastated by NEBUCHADNEZZAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge
fight.  Well, I guess this was too bad for Morlena, but you know, that Neb, he's a
hunk.  She probably didn't mind much.

     And for the title:  BIONIC BUFFALO (11-6570) (36-22-0,212) of DO IT AGAIN
challenged SUPERIOR FORCES (33-4543) (106-146-3,252) of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY.  Up 40.
BIONIC BUFFALO was demolished by SUPERIOR FORCES in a 1 minute Challenge Title melee.
Thanks for trying anyway, B.B.

                                       Debby T.

LORD-MARSHALL                 W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543    107 146  3  270  DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JAMMIES 74-2829            117  93  1  288  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 JULIUS 64-3641             124 127  2  247  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862        152 158  2  245  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
 LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118    50  36  0  231  HEAVE HO! (926)            SENTERN
-T-BONE 13-3139              51  35  0  229  LEGION OF DUMB (1056)      DULLENS
 SAMARIUM 75-3071            43  25  1  225  I AM SAM (1075)            JADE MOUNTAIN
-ROCK A BYE 33-4653          58  38  4  216  EASTERN HORDE (813)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821      70  52  0  212  BLADES OF WONDER (1002)    SOLVEN

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARVESTER OF PAIN 56-1412   34  35  4  210  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174)   ROCANIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NOREASTER 35-3896           34  19  1  208  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 KING LOVE 40-3748           68  48  2  207  GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238)   ZENSU
 SANGUINE 40-4135            31  16  1  207  BLOOD ANGELS (1257)        ZENSU
-TRASH QUAM 19-3751          36  28  2  202  EASTERN HORDE 3 (899)      ZUWAYZA
-ERIN 16-4165                28  23  1  202  AARON'S ANGELS (744)       WILLAF
-PARTY'S OVER 75-2179        44  34  0  196  EASTERN HORDE (990)        JADE MOUNTAIN
-ROWARDENN 16-4105           29  18  0  196  SAILS OF CHARON (1044)     WILLAF
 CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196      90 126  0  193  THE DRAGON FIST (1210)     LIN TIRIAN
-MOJO-JOJO 12-3867           52  43  1  192  EASTERN HORDE (777)        RIZTAB
-JOPPA CLUBFIST 12-3748      32  29  0  192  HALL OF GIANT (885)        RIZTAB
 THE QUICKLING 70-1669       80 176  2  191  SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)      SENTERN
 BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570      36  23  0  191  DO IT AGAIN (1239)         ARUAK CITY
 NIGHTCAP 74-2745           123 114  0  190  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 SMUG BUG 55-2900            69 136  0  190  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
-AZREAL ELS 55-3117          25  15  4  190  EASTERN HORDE (834)        KHALANI
 MORLENA 56-2163             23  17  1  190  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174)   ROCANIS
 SAMURAI 75-3119             21   9  1  190  I AM SAM (1075)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 DARK JUSTICE 56-2004        25  22  0  188  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174)   ROCANIS
 SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021         31  26  1  186  HOUNDS OF HELL (1240)      RIZTAB
 REQUIEM 11-4472             40  31  0  183  BALLAD OF THE BLADE (1229) ARUAK CITY
-ANTHRAXUS 33-5723           32  23  1  183  DEATH HORDE (952)          NIATOLI ISLAND
 BARBARIAN KNIGHT 56-2006    29  17  2  183  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174)   ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          91 117  4  174  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (1278)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527         29  16  1  170  CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261)    ARADI
-YAMA 82-11638               20  13  0  169  DEATH HORDE VI (997)       DWES EG
-D 82-44                     26  20  0  168  EASTERN HORDE 4 (992)      DWES EG
 CORRUPTION 82-22745         20   8  0  164  THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (1269)  DWES EG
-WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467        33  40  4  159  EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)      DWES EG
 CITY MILITIA 56-2200        20  13  0  159  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174)   ROCANIS
 MILLHOUSE 55-1324           21  20  0  158  THE SIMPSONS (187)         KHALANI

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAGGIE 55-637               31  40  1  150  THE SIMPSONS (187)         KHALANI
 SISTER X 12-6340            28  26  0  147  CULTS-R-US (1255)          RIZTAB
 SAM 70-466                  11   3  0  135  CHEERS (1279)              SENTERN
 STONETOOTH 29-4560          26  27  0  115  CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)      LAPUR
 TALL TREE 29-4380           24  35  0  113  CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)      LAPUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COMRADE KOOK 12-6339        31  24  1   98  CULTS-R-US (1255)          RIZTAB
 BLACK WOLF 29-4194          30  24  1   96  CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)      LAPUR
 HELEN OF TROY 8-4603        17   9  0   96  DAPHNE'S LADIES (1276)     ARKERS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLOODY EASTER BUNNY 6-5877  19   4  2   74  HOLIDAY HORRORS (1080)     TRANSEL
 CEDAR 29-4319               19  10  1   68  CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)      LAPUR
-DIRTY SANCHEZ 29-4802       19  10  0   67  STREET WALKERS (14)        LAPUR
-TED ICKENS 32-4436          18   9  1   64  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 FALLING ROCK 29-4286        20  25  0   56  CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)      LAPUR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Sam -- Damn.  Everyone's a lumberjack these days. -- Tall Tree

Helen of Troy -- Is it your perfume?  The way you do your hair?  How DO you get the
men to follow you around, tripping on their tongues, like that? -- Cedar

Www.quam.com -- My browser does not recognize this. -- Stonetooth

Comrade Kook -- Listen, if the Lord Protectors hadn't stopped me with an outcry, I'd
have flattened you! -- Falling Rock
P.S.  Maybe.

Bitter Almond -- I'd be bitter, too, if I had to come out like that. -- Black Wolf

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MORLENA was devastated by NEBUCHADNEZZAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BIONIC BUFFALO was demolished by SUPERIOR FORCES in a 1 minute Challenge Title melee.
REQUIEM was vanquished by FUNNY BUNNY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
DARK JUSTICE was overpowered by LIMA BEAN FLAMBE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
MALT-O-MEAL unbelievably bested MILLHOUSE in a popular 7 minute bloody Challenge duel.
CORRUPTION was overpowered by CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
CITY MILITIA overcame SISTER X in a action packed 1 minute gruesome Challenge melee.
HELEN OF TROY was vanquished by SAM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SAMARIUM overpowered BARBARIAN KNIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JAMMIES handily defeated SAMURAI in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NIGHTCAP was demolished by JULIUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
SMUG BUG was devastated by KING LOVE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided battle.
HARVESTER OF PAIN overpowered SCOOBY DOOM in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SANGUINE overpowered HATHU in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
NOREASTER devastated THE QUICKLING in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
KOOKABURRA devastated TALL TREE in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
STONETOOTH was overpowered by MAREI in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MAGGIE overpowered BLACK WOLF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
CEDAR was devastated by COMRADE KOOK in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
FALLING ROCK was overpowered by BLOODY EASTER BUNNY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-LUNGE       23 -  15 -  1      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         AIMED BLOW        58 -  39 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK   42 -  30 -  0      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         WALL OF STEEL     30 -  25 -  1      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         LUNGING ATTACK    70 -  71 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK   36 -  46 -  2      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  24 -  0      31  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY        5 -  11 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 470 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      4 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  6         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         3 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543   107 146  3  270 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764)
SLASHING ATTACK  JAMMIES 74-2829           117  93  1  288 DARKLINGS (1160)
STRIKING ATTACK  FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862       152 158  2  245 RHYME TYME (397)
AIMED BLOW       LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118   50  36  0  231 HEAVE HO! (926)
PARRY-LUNGE      SAMARIUM 75-3071           43  25  1  225 I AM SAM (1075)
BASHING ATTACK   HARVESTER OF PAIN 56-1412  34  35  4  210 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174)
LUNGING ATTACK   NOREASTER 35-3896          34  19  1  208 DIRT DEVILS (1246)
TOTAL PARRY      MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527        29  16  1  170 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CEDAR 29-4319              19  10  1   68 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)

The overall popularity leader is NIGHTCAP 74-2745.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MILLHOUSE 55-1324.  The ten other most popular fighters were SMUG BUG 
55-2900, MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527, SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543, FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862, CITY 
MILITIA 56-2200, SANGUINE 40-4135, NOREASTER 35-3896, NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821, BIONIC 
BUFFALO 11-6570, and LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118.

The least popular fighter this week was FALLING ROCK 29-4286.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were STONETOOTH 29-4560, SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021, SAMURAI 75-3119, 
BARBARIAN KNIGHT 56-2006, SISTER X 12-6340, DARK JUSTICE 56-2004, CEDAR 29-4319, 
BLACK WOLF 29-4194, TALL TREE 29-4380, and THE QUICKLING 70-1669.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  0 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  SENTERN(70)          2  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  2 0  ZENSU(40)            2  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  KHALANI(55)          2  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  3 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
LAPUR(29)            0  5 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLOODY EASTER BUNNY 6-5877  19   4  2   74  HOLIDAY HORRORS (1080)     TRANSEL
 HELEN OF TROY 8-4603        17   9  0   96  DAPHNE'S LADIES (1276)     ARKERS
 BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570      36  23  0  191  DO IT AGAIN (1239)         ARUAK CITY
 SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021         31  26  1  186  HOUNDS OF HELL (1240)      RIZTAB
 NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821      70  52  0  212  BLADES OF WONDER (1002)    SOLVEN
 STONETOOTH 29-4560          26  27  0  115  CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)      LAPUR
 SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543    107 146  3  270  DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
 NOREASTER 35-3896           34  19  1  208  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 KING LOVE 40-3748           68  48  2  207  GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238)   ZENSU
 FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862        152 158  2  245  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
 HARVESTER OF PAIN 56-1412   34  35  4  210  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174)   ROCANIS
 MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527         29  16  1  170  CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261)    ARADI
 JULIUS 64-3641             124 127  2  247  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118    50  36  0  231  HEAVE HO! (926)            SENTERN
 JAMMIES 74-2829            117  93  1  288  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 SAMARIUM 75-3071            43  25  1  225  I AM SAM (1075)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196      90 126  0  193  THE DRAGON FIST (1210)     LIN TIRIAN
 CORRUPTION 82-22745         20   8  0  164  THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (1269)  DWES EG