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Date : 01/03/2008 Duedate: 01/16/2008
FREE BLADES
DM-103 TURN-471
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DIRT DEVILS 35/1246 1366 772 11 63.9 DEATH HORDE VI 82/997
BLOOD ANGELS 40/1257 EASTERN HORDE 33/813
HOLIDAY HORRORS 6/1080 EASTERN HORDE 55/834
DO IT AGAIN 11/1239 EASTERN HORDE 3 19/899
HOUNDS OF HELL 12/1240 EASTERN HORDE 12/777
DEATH INCARNATE 17/1281 EASTERN HORDE 4 82/992
2 HEAVE HO! 70/926 841 539 9 60.9 EASTERN HORDE 2 82/994
THE BROTHERHOOD 40 82/1269 EASTERN HORDE 56/1282
BALLAD OF THE BLADE 11/1229 6 DARKLINGS 74/1160 552 556 6 49.8
BLADES OF WONDER 22/1002 7 SCARLET KNIGH 70/403 370 389 9 48.7
GARDEN OF HORRORS 40/1238 THE DRAGON FIST 78/1210
I AM SAM 75/1075 8 RHYME TYME 55/397 311 351 1 47.0
CHILDHOOD TRAUMA 60/1261 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/1278
DAPHNE'S LADIES 8/1276 9 CHEERS 70/1279 146 170 4 46.2
3 I, CLAUDIUS 13/705 566 389 6 59.3 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS 56/174
4 CALM DOWN! 65/1143 360 257 10 58.3 THE SIMPSONS 55/187
SAILS OF CHARON 16/1044 10 UNDER DURESS 64/743 784 1079 11 42.1
HALL OF GIANT 12/885 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY 33/764
HEART OF DARKNESS 64/896 11 CULTS-R-US 12/1255 24 36 0 40.0
5 DEATH HORDE 33/952 249 228 9 52.2 12 CARDOW HUNTE 29/1277 579 1206 10 32.4
EASTERN HORDE 75/990
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WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 584): NOSFERATU of DARK WARDS (Dr. Doom, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 584): WINTER SHADOWS of SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 578): SOMNAMBULANT of DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft
West, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 580): PENNY LOPE of PUNNY ANIMALS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 578): N- MOCK of 1ST NORTHERN ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 576): GIMME SOME SUGAR of ARMY OF DARKNESS (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 288): SRAN3E of PHANTACITY (?, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 569): GOLDIE of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 286): GERI of LORDS OF VALHALLA (High Lord Bosk, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 566): SHEA TANN of DEVIL ADVOCATES (Dark One, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 564): SHANNARIAN D'ANJELICA of STORM BRINGERS (?, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 555): TOURNEY SCUM of BUSY, BUSYTOWN (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 517): MASHAD of EASTERN HORDE (Mr. Mojo, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 263): RAGGEDY ANN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 258): SWAMP BURP HAMMER of ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 244): STREET SIGN of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 445): LELLADORIN of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 432): ALLAN JOHNSON of TPW FOREVER (?, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 423): CITIZEN CAPET of BLADES OF TERROR (?, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 408): KILLIAN TEN VIR of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 193): LAELKORISSA of FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 380): KIRSSARINA of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 377): HOLLY HEPATITIS of ONE NIGHT STANDS (Soultaker)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 363): DEELAR MARION of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 470): SUPERIOR FORCES of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (A-Sop, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 470): SUPERIOR FORCES of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (A-Sop, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 584): DARK WARDS (Dr. Doom, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 584): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 578): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 580): POWER LEGION (?, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 578): DEATH INCARNATE (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 576): TEAM CHAOS (?, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 288): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 569): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 286): LORDS OF VALHALLA (High Lord Bosk, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 566): ANGELS OF PAIN (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 564): RAVAGING LORDS (?, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 555): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 517): MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 263): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 258): THE BEAR'S PAW (Kat, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 244): OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 445): KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 432): PASTAFARIANS (?, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 423): BLADES OF TERROR (?, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 408): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 193): DREW'S BOYS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 380): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 377): HUE AND CRY (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 363): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 470): DIRT DEVILS et al (The Dark One, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 584): MISSY MOSSY of HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 578): SOMNAMBULANT of DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft
West, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 579): KUROHANA of YAMABUSHI (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 578): DROGRA of HEROESANDFOUNDONES (The Judge, mgr.)
(turn 577): ATTILA THE HUN of DEATH INCARNATE (The Dark One, mgr.)
VINN WULF of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 569): GOLDIE of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
ELDACAR of MID EARTH (Dirmael, mgr.)
BUZZSAW of ESCAPADE (Scion, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 286): GERI of LORDS OF VALHALLA (High Lord Bosk, mgr.)
(turn 285): ULTHAR UTHERYDES of THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord)
KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 565): BELLE ZEYBUL of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 515): THOMAS FOWLER of MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 258): SWAMP BURP HAMMER of ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
(turn 257): SMOKESCREEN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 244): STREET SIGN of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
(turn 243): HARRY MONSTER of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 444): GODGET of RESCUE RANGERS (JE, mgr.)
SOURCRAB of BAD APPLES (Jorja, mgr.)
MANDORALLEN of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 363): DEELAR MARION of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
Some of these entries have a question mark where the manager's name should go. I
don't have an updated version here, and this is cobbled together as best I can do.
We'll get it fixed as soon as we can. -- the Scribe
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Lord-Marshall
See, no joke!
Superior Forces
Superior Forces
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Debby Tonte isn't here today. Nobody knows where she went, but my best guess is
skiing. Sliding down snow-covered mountains on polished sticks. That's just about
the kind of thing Debby WOULD do. She's just asking for a broken leg or a close
encounter with a snow troll, and who knows which would be worse? Myself, I try to
avoid both.
Knights of Rocanis were avoided by Do It Again. Sounds to me like somebody's
worried the Knights WILL do it again. Whatever "it" was.
Samarium may have gotten the most challenges. It's hard to be sure, because
there's some kind of blot on this page of notes. Blood, sweat, tears, beer, sausage
grease? Who can guess?
Twenty-two fights, involving three standbys. Ten challenges, one of them tv
and, as Debby would say if she were here, the rest radio.
MANDORALLEN (56-2288) (20-7-1,68) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS fought FALLING ROCK (29-
4286) (20-25-0,56) of CARDOW HUNTERS. MANDORALLEN won victory over FALLING ROCK in a
1 minute fray. Easy meat, Mandorallen, show us something hard!
BLACK WOLF (29-4194) (30-24-1,96) of CARDOW HUNTERS fought MAREI (103-37) (38-
32-2,150) of the College of Mimes. BLACK WOLF was demolished by MAREI in a 1 minute
uneven bout. That's gotta hurt!
TALL TREE (29-4380) (24-35-0,113) of CARDOW HUNTERS fought HELYSE (103-36) (45-
35-5,165) of the College of Mimes. TALL TREE was viciously subdued by HELYSE in a
popular 1 minute gruesome bout. Oho! This is good, I'm seeing a trend here. I can
hardly wait for the next match....
STONETOOTH (29-4560) (26-27-0,115) of CARDOW HUNTERS fought XHUGHA KARGARIT
(103-38) (32-28-1,130) of the College of Mimes. STONETOOTH was overpowered by XHUGHA
KARGARIT in a 3 minute one-sided match. Yep! The standbys went three-oh against
these Cardow Hunters, and there will be celebration tonight in the Mimes' Guildhouse.
MAGGIE (55-637) (31-40-1,150) of THE SIMPSONS fought COMRADE KOOK (12-6339) (31-
24-1,98) of CULTS-R-US. MAGGIE overpowered COMRADE KOOK in an exciting 1 minute one-
sided bout. And is anybody surprised at this? Surely there were better, evener
matches available?
THE QUICKLING (70-1669) (80-176-2,191) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought SAMSARA (75-
3055) (19-16-0,186) of I AM SAM. THE QUICKLING was bested by SAMSARA in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute brawl. Quickly, yes. Makes sense.
FACELESS KILLER (65-4853) (22-13-2,190) of CALM DOWN! fought REQUIEM (11-4472)
(40-31-0,183) of BALLAD OF THE BLADE. FACELESS KILLER was vanquished by REQUIEM in a
1 minute one-sided fray. Something here seems strangely appropriate, but I'm not up
for deducing--or inducing--such things tonight. Just want to get this done. It
isn't like anybody's going to read it.
CLAUDIUS (13-2860) (50-37-2,190) of I, CLAUDIUS fought SHEYN (64-4157) (27-7-
2,180) of HEART OF DARKNESS. CLAUDIUS was overpowered by SHEYN in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided duel. Makes sense that the "heart of darkness" should be found in
Kurukar. Strange doings up that way. Avoid the area, that's my advice.
SMUG BUG (55-2900) (69-136-0,190) of RHYME TYME fought CORRUPTION (82-22745)
(20-8-0,164) of THE BROTHERHOOD 40. SMUG BUG was overpowered by CORRUPTION in a 1
minute mismatched conflict. Good work. Nobody likes a bug. Well, I suppose there
are some birds and frogs that like bugs, in a way, but I'm not either a bird or a
frog, so I don't care.
NOREASTER (35-3896) (34-19-1,208) of DIRT DEVILS fought DARK JUSTICE (56-2004)
(25-22-0,188) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS. NOREASTER demolished DARK JUSTICE in a 1 minute
mismatched match. Doesn't look like there was any justice in this, dark or
otherwise. But what else is new? This is gladiatorial combat, it isn't about
justice.
JULIUS (64-3641) (124-127-2,247) of UNDER DURESS fought FUNNY BUNNY (55-1862)
(152-158-2,245) of RHYME TYME. JULIUS demolished FUNNY BUNNY in a crowd pleasing 1
minute bloody mismatched match. Couple of fossils. I gotta admit, I saw them
flailing away at each other and I laughed.
The challenge matches.
BLOODY EASTER BUNNY (6-5877) (19-4-2,74) of HOLIDAY HORRORS challenged CEDAR
(29-4319) (19-10-1,68) of CARDOW HUNTERS. Down 6. BLOODY EASTER BUNNY vanquished
CEDAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. You've got to hand it to those
Delarquans, they know how to win. That's important.
SAM (70-466) (11-3-0,135) of CHEERS challenged SISTER X (12-6340) (28-26-0,147)
of CULTS-R-US. Up 12. SAM was vanquished by SISTER X in a 1 minute one-sided
Challenge duel. Yes, but did she kiss him at the end? A sudden darkness descended
on the arena right after the fight, and I couldn't see.
CITY MILITIA (56-2200) (20-13-0,159) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS challenged KOOKABURRA
(33-4151) (91-117-4,174) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. Up 15. CITY MILITIA defeated
KOOKABURRA in an action packed 2 minute gruesome Challenge melee. And it's amazing
how much of a mess you can make with cookie crumbs!
MILLHOUSE (55-1324) (21-20-0,158) of THE SIMPSONS challenged MALT-O-MEAL (60-
7527) (29-16-1,170) of CHILDHOOD TRAUMA. Up 12. MILLHOUSE was overpowered by MALT-
O-MEAL in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. Some people can't handle wheat. Go
for oatmeal next time, Millhouse.
ROWARDENN (16-4105) (29-18-0,196) of SAILS OF CHARON challenged HARVESTER OF
PAIN (56-1412) (34-35-4,210) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS. Up 14. ROWARDENN defeated
HARVESTER OF PAIN in a 2 minute Challenge struggle. This is the cleverness of
Harvester, you see? Even when he (she/it) loses, he gets to harvest some pain.
Win/win, as they say.
SCOOBY DOOM (12-6021) (31-26-1,186) of HOUNDS OF HELL challenged BARBARIAN
KNIGHT (56-2006) (29-17-2,183) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS. Down 3. SCOOBY DOOM
devastated BARBARIAN KNIGHT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl. This brings up a
point that has bugged me. If a society has an order or concept of knighthood, can it
be truly barbaric? Inquiring Minds want to know.
JOPPA CLUBFIST (12-3748) (32-29-0,192) of HALL OF GIANT challenged SAMURAI (75-
3119) (21-9-1,190) of I AM SAM. Down 2. JOPPA CLUBFIST defeated SAMURAI in an
exciting 2 minute Challenge fight. But it was VERY exciting, which is always good.
The fans like it, and it's the fans who ultimately pay the bills.
BIONIC BUFFALO (11-6570) (36-23-0,191) of DO IT AGAIN challenged NIGHTCAP (74-
2745) (123-114-0,190) of DARKLINGS. Down 1. BIONIC BUFFALO was overpowered by
NIGHTCAP in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel. Given the difference in visible
experience (no telling about tourneys, though I happen to know that Nightcap has
none), this is not a surprise.
SANGUINE (40-4135) (31-16-1,207) of BLOOD ANGELS challenged CORT NIGHTJEWEL (78-
196) (90-126-0,193) of THE DRAGON FIST. Down 14. SANGUINE was demolished by CORT
NIGHTJEWEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. I know people say that you have
to trust the ranking system, but there ARE other factors. I hope you learned a lot,
Sanguine.
And the TV challenge, for which Morlena is to be congratulated. MORLENA (56-
2163) (23-17-1,190) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS TV challenged SAMARIUM (75-3071) (43-25-
1,225) of I AM SAM. Up 35. MORLENA was devastated by SAMARIUM in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight. Bold, but one expects boldness from a tourney victory.
A good try, Morlena.
For the title: SUPERIOR FORCES (33-4543) (107-146-3,270) of DUPLICATE
REDUNDANCY fought JAMMIES (74-2829) (117-93-1,288) of DARKLINGS. SUPERIOR FORCES was
overpowered by JAMMIES in a popular 2 minute uneven Title match. I'd've said they
were evenly matched, more or less. A couple of mimes in gladiators' clothing.
Still, congratulations to Jammies.
Olaf
LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAMMIES 74-2829 118 93 1 301 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JULIUS 64-3641 125 127 2 258 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
SAMARIUM 75-3071 44 25 1 236 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN
-LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118 50 36 0 231 HEAVE HO! (926) SENTERN
NOREASTER 35-3896 35 19 1 217 DIRT DEVILS (1246) MURSKA
-ROCK A BYE 33-4653 58 38 4 216 EASTERN HORDE (813) NIATOLI ISLAND
CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196 91 126 0 215 THE DRAGON FIST (1210) LIN TIRIAN
-NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821 70 52 0 212 BLADES OF WONDER (1002) SOLVEN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NIGHTCAP 74-2745 124 114 0 209 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
-KING LOVE 40-3748 68 48 2 207 GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238) ZENSU
JOPPA CLUBFIST 12-3748 33 29 0 205 HALL OF GIANT (885) RIZTAB
ROWARDENN 16-4105 30 18 0 204 SAILS OF CHARON (1044) WILLAF
REQUIEM 11-4472 41 31 0 203 BALLAD OF THE BLADE (1229) ARUAK CITY
SHEYN 64-4157 28 7 2 203 HEART OF DARKNESS (896) KURUKAR
-TRASH QUAM 19-3751 36 28 2 202 EASTERN HORDE 3 (899) ZUWAYZA
SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021 32 26 1 201 HOUNDS OF HELL (1240) RIZTAB
SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543 107 147 3 196 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
-PARTY'S OVER 75-2179 44 34 0 196 EASTERN HORDE (990) JADE MOUNTAIN
HARVESTER OF PAIN 56-1412 34 36 4 196 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174) ROCANIS
SAMSARA 75-3055 20 16 0 195 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN
-MOJO-JOJO 12-3867 52 43 1 192 EASTERN HORDE (777) RIZTAB
FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 152 159 2 190 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
-AZREAL ELS 55-3117 25 15 4 190 EASTERN HORDE (834) KHALANI
MORLENA 56-2163 23 18 1 188 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174) ROCANIS
SAMURAI 75-3119 21 10 1 187 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN
CORRUPTION 82-22745 21 8 0 187 THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (1269) DWES EG
SANGUINE 40-4135 31 17 1 186 BLOOD ANGELS (1257) ZENSU
DARK JUSTICE 56-2004 25 23 0 185 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174) ROCANIS
THE QUICKLING 70-1669 80 177 2 184 SCARLET KNIGHTS (403) SENTERN
BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570 36 24 0 183 DO IT AGAIN (1239) ARUAK CITY
-ANTHRAXUS 33-5723 32 23 1 183 DEATH HORDE (952) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CLAUDIUS 13-2860 50 38 2 180 I, CLAUDIUS (705) DULLENS
MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527 30 16 1 179 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261) ARADI
FACELESS KILLER 65-4853 22 14 2 179 CALM DOWN! (1143) DAL SHANG
BARBARIAN KNIGHT 56-2006 29 18 2 176 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174) ROCANIS
CITY MILITIA 56-2200 21 13 0 175 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174) ROCANIS
SMUG BUG 55-2900 69 137 0 170 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
-YAMA 82-11638 20 13 0 169 DEATH HORDE VI (997) DWES EG
-D 82-44 26 20 0 168 EASTERN HORDE 4 (992) DWES EG
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 91 118 4 166 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (1278) NIATOLI ISLAND
-WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467 33 40 4 159 EASTERN HORDE 2 (994) DWES EG
SISTER X 12-6340 29 26 0 158 CULTS-R-US (1255) RIZTAB
MILLHOUSE 55-1324 21 21 0 155 THE SIMPSONS (187) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAGGIE 55-637 32 40 1 152 THE SIMPSONS (187) KHALANI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SAM 70-466 11 4 0 129 CHEERS (1279) SENTERN
TALL TREE 29-4380 24 36 0 124 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR
STONETOOTH 29-4560 26 28 0 113 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COMRADE KOOK 12-6339 31 25 1 100 CULTS-R-US (1255) RIZTAB
BLACK WOLF 29-4194 30 25 1 100 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR
-HELEN OF TROY 8-4603 17 9 0 96 DAPHNE'S LADIES (1276) ARKERS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLOODY EASTER BUNNY 6-5877 20 4 2 87 HOLIDAY HORRORS (1080) TRANSEL
MANDORALLEN 56-2288 21 7 1 70 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174) ROCANIS
-DIRTY SANCHEZ 29-4802 19 10 0 67 STREET WALKERS (14) LAPUR
CEDAR 29-4319 19 11 1 64 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR
-ATTILA THE HUN 17-6804 21 0 0 63 DEATH INCARNATE (1281) ALJAFIR
-BELLE ZEYBUL 32-4553 17 9 0 60 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
FALLING ROCK 29-4286 20 26 0 58 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR
-THE QUAM BOMB 56-3286 15 8 0 53 EASTERN HORDE (1282) ROCANIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Kookaburra -- Rats. Taken down by a cookie! Or maybe a bird who thinks I'm a gum
tree and finds it hilarious. But either way, NOT what I wanted to experience. Why
is a gladiator with two hundred plus fights in the same part of the rankings as me?
-- Tall Tree
P.S. Okay, "same part" as in, sixty-five points higher. Still.
Heck, and I get a loss to a standby who out-experiences and out-ranks me, which is
almost like losing to Kookaburra. Drat. -- Stonetooth
Maggie -- Why are you a guy? That's offensive. -- Black Wolf, having a crotchety day
Comrade Kook -- I see it coming now, an oh-fer turn, which means that, unlike, say, a
1-4 turn, EVERY member of this team will catch heck from Jorja. You'd think if she
was going to get so worked up about our losses she'd do strat changes or something.
-- Cedar
Bloody Easter Bummy -- Remind me to fall on you at the first opportunity. -- Falling
Rock
22 December 2007
All -- Just that tired old reminder to check your e-mail settings when you send ads
and such. Please send stuff as plain text rather than as HTML or formatted text.
HAL, being the simple golem it is, doesn't know what to do with anything other than
plain text. Note, this also means it doesn't know what to do with "smart" or "curly"
quotes, whether single or double, em-dashes (rendered here as two hyphens "--") or
everyone's favourite ellipsis (..., aka three dots). -- A public self-service
announcement from your Ed.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MORLENA was devastated by SAMARIUM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SANGUINE was demolished by CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
BIONIC BUFFALO was overpowered by NIGHTCAP in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
JOPPA CLUBFIST defeated SAMURAI in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fight.
SCOOBY DOOM devastated BARBARIAN KNIGHT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
ROWARDENN defeated HARVESTER OF PAIN in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
MILLHOUSE was overpowered by MALT-O-MEAL in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
CITY MILITIA defeated KOOKABURRA in a action packed 2 minute gruesome Challenge melee.
SAM was vanquished by SISTER X in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BLOODY EASTER BUNNY vanquished CEDAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SUPERIOR FORCES was overpowered by JAMMIES in a popular 2 minute uneven Title match.
JULIUS demolished FUNNY BUNNY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
NOREASTER demolished DARK JUSTICE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SMUG BUG was overpowered by CORRUPTION in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CLAUDIUS was overpowered by SHEYN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
FACELESS KILLER was vanquished by REQUIEM in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
THE QUICKLING was bested by SAMSARA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
MAGGIE overpowered COMRADE KOOK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
STONETOOTH was overpowered by XHUGHA KARGARIT in a 3 minute one-sided match.
TALL TREE was viciously subdued by HELYSE in a popular 1 minute gruesome bout.
BLACK WOLF was demolished by MAREI in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MANDORALLEN won victory over FALLING ROCK in a 1 minute fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 12 PARRY-LUNGE 25 - 16 - 0 61 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 6 SLASHING ATTACK 39 - 28 - 0 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 50 - 38 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 WALL OF STEEL 29 - 23 - 1 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 68 - 66 - 0 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 STRIKING ATTACK 32 - 41 - 2 44 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 12 - 0 33 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 27 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 4 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 471 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 4 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 4
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK JAMMIES 74-2829 118 93 1 301 DARKLINGS (1160)
PARRY-LUNGE SAMARIUM 75-3071 44 25 1 236 I AM SAM (1075)
LUNGING ATTACK NOREASTER 35-3896 35 19 1 217 DIRT DEVILS (1246)
WALL OF STEEL CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196 91 126 0 215 THE DRAGON FIST (1210)
BASHING ATTACK HARVESTER OF PAIN 56-1412 34 36 4 196 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174)
STRIKING ATTACK FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 152 159 2 190 RHYME TYME (397)
AIMED BLOW SAMURAI 75-3119 21 10 1 187 I AM SAM (1075)
TOTAL PARRY MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527 30 16 1 179 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261)
PARRY-RIPOSTE CEDAR 29-4319 19 11 1 64 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)
The overall popularity leader is NIGHTCAP 74-2745. The most popular warrior this
turn was CITY MILITIA 56-2200. The ten other most popular fighters were JOPPA
CLUBFIST 12-3748, STONETOOTH 29-4560, KOOKABURRA 33-4151, JAMMIES 74-2829, ROWARDENN
16-4105, JULIUS 64-3641, SHEYN 64-4157, SAMSARA 75-3055, MAGGIE 55-637, and SAMARIUM
75-3071.
The least popular fighter this week was BLACK WOLF 29-4194. The other ten least
popular fighters were COMRADE KOOK 12-6339, FACELESS KILLER 65-4853, SMUG BUG
55-2900, DARK JUSTICE 56-2004, CEDAR 29-4319, SANGUINE 40-4135, FALLING ROCK 29-4286,
THE QUICKLING 70-1669, SAM 70-466, and MILLHOUSE 55-1324.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 1 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 SENTERN(70) 0 2 0
RIZTAB(12) 3 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 3 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 2 0 0
DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 2 4 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 2 1 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 0 0
LAPUR(29) 0 5 0 KURUKAR(64) 2 0 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLOODY EASTER BUNNY 6-5877 20 4 2 87 HOLIDAY HORRORS (1080) TRANSEL
REQUIEM 11-4472 41 31 0 203 BALLAD OF THE BLADE (1229) ARUAK CITY
JOPPA CLUBFIST 12-3748 33 29 0 205 HALL OF GIANT (885) RIZTAB
CLAUDIUS 13-2860 50 38 2 180 I, CLAUDIUS (705) DULLENS
ROWARDENN 16-4105 30 18 0 204 SAILS OF CHARON (1044) WILLAF
TALL TREE 29-4380 24 36 0 124 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR
SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543 107 147 3 196 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
NOREASTER 35-3896 35 19 1 217 DIRT DEVILS (1246) MURSKA
SANGUINE 40-4135 31 17 1 186 BLOOD ANGELS (1257) ZENSU
FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 152 159 2 190 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
HARVESTER OF PAIN 56-1412 34 36 4 196 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174) ROCANIS
MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527 30 16 1 179 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261) ARADI
JULIUS 64-3641 125 127 2 258 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
FACELESS KILLER 65-4853 22 14 2 179 CALM DOWN! (1143) DAL SHANG
THE QUICKLING 70-1669 80 177 2 184 SCARLET KNIGHTS (403) SENTERN
JAMMIES 74-2829 118 93 1 301 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
SAMARIUM 75-3071 44 25 1 236 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN
CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196 91 126 0 215 THE DRAGON FIST (1210) LIN TIRIAN
CORRUPTION 82-22745 21 8 0 187 THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (1269) DWES EG