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Date : 01/17/2008 Duedate: 01/30/2008
FREE BLADES
DM-103 TURN-472
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DIRT DEVILS 35/1246 1369 774 12 63.9 5 DEATH HORDE 33/952 256 229 9 52.8
BLOOD ANGELS 40/1257 EASTERN HORDE 56/1282
HOLIDAY HORRORS 6/1080 DEATH HORDE VI 82/997
DO IT AGAIN 11/1239 EASTERN HORDE 33/813
HOUNDS OF HELL 12/1240 DEATH HORDE IV 82/995
DEATH INCARNATE 17/1281 EASTERN HORDE 3 19/899
2 HEAVE HO! 70/926 848 544 9 60.9 EASTERN HORDE 12/777
GARDEN OF HORRORS 40/1238 EASTERN HORDE 4 82/992
THE BROTHERHOOD 40 82/1269 6 LEGION OF DU 13/1056 32 30 0 51.6
DAPHNE'S LADIES 8/1276 7 DARKLINGS 74/1160 554 556 6 49.9
BLADES OF WONDER 22/1002 8 SCARLET KNIGH 70/403 371 390 9 48.8
THE BROTHERHOOD 8 82/1288 THE DRAGON FIST 78/1210
BALLAD OF THE BLADE 11/1229 9 RHYME TYME 55/397 312 353 1 46.9
CHILDHOOD TRAUMA 60/1261 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/1278
I AM SAM 75/1075 10 CHEERS 70/1279 149 176 4 45.8
VERBAL MISCUES 60/1287 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS 56/174
THE BROTHERHOOD 98 71/1289 THE SIMPSONS 55/187
3 I, CLAUDIUS 13/705 566 390 6 59.2 11 UNDER DURESS 64/743 784 1081 11 42.0
4 CALM DOWN! 65/1143 362 259 10 58.3 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY 33/764
SAILS OF CHARON 16/1044 12 CULTS-R-US 12/1255 25 37 0 40.3
HALL OF GIANT 12/885 13 CARDOW HUNTE 29/1277 580 1210 10 32.4
HEART OF DARKNESS 64/896
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WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 585): NOSFERATU of DARK WARDS (Dr. Doom, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 585): WINTER SHADOWS of SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 579): WENDIGO of DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft West)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 581): AMPERE of POWER LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 579): JACK THE RIPPER of DEATH INCARNATE (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 577): GIMME SOME SUGAR of ARMY OF DARKNESS (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 289): VAIDISAVA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 570): KYOKO of WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (Sporkis, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 286): GERI of LORDS OF VALHALLA (High Lord Bosk, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 567): SHEA TANN of DEVIL ADVOCATES (Dark One, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 565): THE CLAW of RAVAGING LORDS (?, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 556): JANICE JOPLIN of DEAD MUSICIANS (The Sentinel, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 518): SOLIDER 2 of MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 264): RAGGEDY ANN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 258): SWAMP BURP HAMMER of ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 245): ADRIANN of DARQUE FORCES II (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 446): LELLADORIN of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 433): DUNNO of HIT ME WITH... (PTFT, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 424): CITIZEN CAPET of BLADES OF TERROR (Soultaker, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 409): KILLIAN TEN VIR of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 194): LAELKORISSA of FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 381): KIRSSARINA of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 378): SLUGBAIT of MANAGER MUSINGS (FTF Manager, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 364): CHELBAGHEERA of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 471): JAMMIES of DARKLINGS (She-Puppy, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 585): DARK WARDS (Dr. Doom, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 585): SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 579): DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft West, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 581): POWER LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 579): DEATH INCARNATE (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 577): JAGUAR WARRIORS (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 289): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 570): MID EARTH (Dirmael, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 286): LORDS OF VALHALLA (High Lord Bosk, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 567): ANGELS OF PAIN (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 565): RAVAGING LORDS (?, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 556): DEAD MUSICIANS (The Sentinel, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 518): MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 264): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 258): THE BEAR'S PAW (Kat, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 245): DREAMS OF KADATH (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 446): KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 433): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 61 JURINE (turn 424): BLADES OF TERROR (Soultaker, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 409): MIGHTY DUCKS (Woody, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 194): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 381): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 378): HUE AND CRY (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 364): UNKNOWN
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 471): DIRT DEVILS et al (The Dark One, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 584): MISSY MOSSY of HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 578): SOMNAMBULANT of DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft
West, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 578): DROGRA of HEROESANDFOUNDONES (The Judge, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 570): KYOKO of WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (Sporkis, mgr.)
SPARKLE FARKLE of ESCAPADE (Scion, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 569): GOLDIE of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
ELDACAR of MID EARTH (Dirmael, mgr.)
BUZZSAW of ESCAPADE (Scion, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 286): GERI of LORDS OF VALHALLA (High Lord Bosk, mgr.)
(turn 285): ULTHAR UTHERYDES of THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord)
KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 567): ROLAND of RILL'S GCSC2 (Rillion, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI (turn 564): SHANNON D'ANJELISA of STORM BRINGERS (The Rake, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 258): SWAMP BURP HAMMER of ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
(turn 257): SMOKESCREEN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 245): ADRIANN of DARQUE FORCES II (Master Darque, mgr.)
(turn 244): STREET SIGN of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 409): KILLIAN TEN VIR of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 378): SLUGBAIT of MANAGER MUSINGS (FTF Manager, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 363): DEELAR MARION of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Lord-Marshall
Aaaaaaannnd... here I am. Wow. I've never received this kind of honor. There's a
sword that goes with it, too. El Cid. Nice longsword. For me, anyway. They say it
changes to whatever you want to fight with.
Superior Forces, if you were willing to fight me, why didn't you challenge me? It
would have been an up-challenge, which is a rare thing for a Duelmaster (by any
name). Or if you didn't want to fight me, why not avoid me? Though I am an
apathetic bastard myself, I don't like to see the arena leader treating his (or her)
position as though it did not matter.
Oh heck, this means I have to challenge now, doesn't it? Let's see... I have no
option except to down-challenge. I guess my nods are going out to Julius and
Samarium, the two highest ranked Grand Challenger Champions. According to the list
in the back of the newsletter, Julius is evidently a Slasher like myself, and
Samarium is a Parry-Lunger. I suppose I'll do as well against them as anyone.
Julius is more experienced, so of course my first challenge goes to him.
Olaf -- mime? Why did you call me a mime?
Think I'll go out and play with El Cid now. See if I can make it change into a
corkscrew or a bat or something. Later!
Lord-Marshall Jammies, of Darklings
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
What I want to know is, what's Olaf doing here? I would have been back in time
for the spy report last cycle, but he didn't WAIT. You'd think a dead person would
be more patient, wouldn't you?
And no, I was NOT skiing. I was buying a house. An old house with, like,
character. What they call a "fixer-upper." Which means, no WAY am I going to sleep
in a bedroom with pink and lavender walls and a purple floor. Honestly! How could
anyone? But the Fixer-Upper Man says the FIRST thing I have to do, even before
covering the pink and lavender paint, is get new pipes. All the old pipes froze and
made a real mess of things. ALL the old pipes, honest, I saw them with my own eyes.
And he saw them with his eyes. We stood side by side but used different eyes, right?
I could tell you some gross things about the pipes, and especially about the Sump
Pit, but this is a family newsletter, so I won't.
Well, anyway, stuff about the fights here. I'm surprised so many people showed
up, what with the tourney starting tomorrow and all. But this is good. Twenty-nine
fights, and only two standbys. Ha! Let Olaf and Ardane and Ketchum sneer at THAT.
And twelve challenges, with two of them tv and the rest radio. This is good. We
should have even MORE fights, but this is good for a start.
Knights of Rocanis got the most avoids, and I, Claudius did it the most. I
don't know why. People don't tell me these tings.
Black Wolf got the most challenges, more than the Lord Marshall, but it turned
out badly.
THE QUAM BOMB (56-3286) (15-8-0,53) of EASTERN HORDE fought BITTER ALMOND (103-
41) (14-16-4,50) of Talking Mimes. THE QUAM BOMB demolished BITTER ALMOND in an
exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight. Explosions are always exciting, but just
make sure you don't damage the arena itself, okay?
WARHEAD (82-13913) (13-5-0,44) of THE BROTHERHOOD 8 fought FALLING ROCK (29-
4286) (20-26-0,58) of CARDOW HUNTERS. WARHEAD handily defeated FALLING ROCK in a 1
minute one-sided fight. What it is with Falling Rock, at least what *I* think is,
it's too easy to knock him over, because he's already falling. Sort of a head start.
RUDRA (82-5565) (16-14-1,100) of DEATH HORDE IV fought CEDAR (29-4319) (19-11-
1,64) of CARDOW HUNTERS. RUDRA overpowered CEDAR in an action packed 1 minute one-
sided fight. Did you know that if you're really careful with your packing, you can
get more action into one little minute than anyone would ever believe possible?
SMUG BUG (55-2900) (69-137-0,170) of RHYME TYME fought TALL TREE (29-4380) (24-
36-0,124) of CARDOW HUNTERS. SMUG BUG was unbelievably bested by TALL TREE in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute bout. Well, the arena scribe was right about this one,
people didn't believe it. Especially, the bookies didn't believe it, and when the
arenamaster said it was TRUE, we had some very annoyed bookies.
MILLHOUSE (55-1324) (21-21-0,155) of THE SIMPSONS fought HELYSE (103-36) (45-35-
5,165) of Talking Mimes. MILLHOUSE lost to HELYSE in a popular 1 minute fray. Do
you suppose it's because of talking that the Mimes are winning fights lately?
SISTER X (12-6340) (29-26-0,158) of CULTS-R-US fought BARBARIAN KNIGHT (56-2006)
(29-18-2,176) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS. SISTER X was overpowered by BARBARIAN KNIGHT in
an exciting 1 minute uneven match. What I think is, they ought to go out for lunch
somewhere and get to KNOW each other, then they wouldn't fight.
D (82-44) (26-20-0,168) of EASTERN HORDE 4 fought FACELESS KILLER (65-4853) (22-
14-2,179) of CALM DOWN! D overpowered FACELESS KILLER in a popular 1 minute uneven
fight. Did you know how Faceless Killer got that way? Back in basic, somebody
really DID rip his face off, just like gladiators keep threatening each other.
MAGGIE (55-637) (32-40-1,152) of THE SIMPSONS fought YAMA (82-11638) (20-13-
0,169) of DEATH HORDE VI. MAGGIE was demolished by YAMA in an action packed 1 minute
one-sided fight. What it looks like to me is like Maggie doesn't really have her
heart in this job. Maybe she should be a waitress instead.
SANGUINE (40-4135) (31-17-1,186) of BLOOD ANGELS fought CLAUDIUS (13-2860) (50-
38-2,180) of I, CLAUDIUS. SANGUINE handily defeated CLAUDIUS in a 1 minute one-sided
contest. I guess it isn't just the Knights of Rocanis that are tricky. Or, you
know, whatever.
BIONIC BUFFALO (11-6570) (36-24-0,183) of DO IT AGAIN fought ROWARDENN (16-4105)
(30-18-0,204) of SAILS OF CHARON. BIONIC BUFFALO demolished ROWARDENN in an action
packed 1 minute uneven bout. Did you know that the Buffalo just keeps doing the same
thing over and over again? That must be boring. But if it's a golem, I suppose it
doesn't care.
AHRINGOL (33-5726) (23-12-0,199) of DEATH HORDE fought SAMURAI (75-3119) (21-10-
1,187) of I AM SAM. AHRINGOL devastated SAMURAI in an action packed 1 minute one-
sided bout. This makes me feel, you know, funny. Like it's some kind of bad luck to
have a gladiator named, um, for Him, you know? Like there might be trouble. I mean,
Olaf says He's been upset lately.
MOJO-JOJO (12-3867) (52-43-1,192) of EASTERN HORDE fought FUNNY BUNNY (55-1862)
(152-159-2,190) of RHYME TYME. MOJO-JOJO was narrowly defeated by FUNNY BUNNY in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict. Ha ha.
ROCK A BYE (33-4653) (58-38-4,216) of EASTERN HORDE fought T-BONE (13-3139) (51-
35-0,229) of LEGION OF DUMB. ROCK A BYE narrowly defeated T-BONE in an exciting 3
minute brutal bout. Who said you could throw ROCKS here, Rock A Bye? Stop that!
Somebody could get hurt.
SAMARIUM (75-3071) (44-25-1,236) of I AM SAM fought TRASH QUAM (19-3751) (36-28-
2,202) of EASTERN HORDE 3. SAMARIUM was devastated by TRASH QUAM in an exciting 2
minute one-sided brawl. Well, of course. Trash will upset anybody. I mean, you
don't have to eat off the floor, but there are LIMITS to how much stuff lies around
gathering dust.
MELLOW YELLOW (60-1455) (44-42-0,211) of VERBAL MISCUES fought SHEYN (64-4157)
(28-7-2,203) of HEART OF DARKNESS. MELLOW YELLOW was viciously subdued by SHEYN in
an exciting 5 minute bloody fray. And smashed, too. M. Yellow was smashed, I mean.
This happens to bananas a lot.
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE (70-3118) (50-36-0,231) of HEAVE HO! fought THE QUICKLING (70-
1669) (80-177-2,184) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. LIMA BEAN FLAMBE vanquished THE QUICKLING
in a 2 minute mismatched bout. Well, I don't much like lima beans, although they can
substitute for tiddly winks in a pinch, but I don't like Quickling more. An old
friend of Royland's, which tells you right THERE that he's, you know, not nice.
NEBUCHADNEZZAR (22-5821) (70-52-0,212) of BLADES OF WONDER fought SCOOBY DOOM
(12-6021) (32-26-1,201) of HOUNDS OF HELL. NEBUCHADNEZZAR overcame SCOOBY DOOM in a
popular 4 minute conflict. The off-hand rolled-up newspaper. Dogs just can't seem
to deal with it. Has anyone ever tried other kinds of paper? I mean, does it HAVE
to be newspaper?
MANDORALLEN (56-2288) (21-7-1,70) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS challenged COMRADE KOOK
(12-6339) (31-25-1,100) of CULTS-R-US. Up 30. MANDORALLEN was devastated by COMRADE
KOOK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle. Well, you know, the bookies predicted
this. They like when things come out the way they predicted. So you could probably
get them to buy you a beer, Mandorallen, if it's a small beer.
BLOODY EASTER BUNNY (6-5877) (20-4-2,87) of HOLIDAY HORRORS challenged BLACK
WOLF (29-4194) (30-25-1,100) of CARDOW HUNTERS. Up 13. BLOODY EASTER BUNNY murdered
BLACK WOLF in a 1 minute Challenge competition. I wonder sometimes if the arena
scribe means anything different when he says "murdered" instead of, like, "killed" or
whatever. Does he know something I don't?
HELEN OF TROY (8-4603) (17-9-0,96) of DAPHNE'S LADIES challenged STONETOOTH (29-
4560) (26-28-0,113) of CARDOW HUNTERS. Up 17. HELEN OF TROY overpowered STONETOOTH
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. I looked at the Cardow Hunters's charter
yesterday, and you know what? It says they've come here to "help train gladiators."
Not to win, to help train. So maybe they are doing okay, but it isn't a job *I*
would want.
SAM (70-466) (11-4-0,129) of CHEERS challenged KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (91-118-
4,166) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. Up 40. SAM defeated KOOKABURRA in an exciting 1
minute gruesome Challenge fight. Can he eat cookies, or what?
MALT-O-MEAL (60-7527) (30-16-1,179) of CHILDHOOD TRAUMA challenged CITY MILITIA
(56-2200) (21-13-0,175) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS. Down 4. MALT-O-MEAL defeated CITY
MILITIA in an action packed 2 minute Challenge duel. If the Militia is traumatized,
what do we do if there's trouble?
KING LOVE (40-3748) (68-48-2,207) of GARDEN OF HORRORS challenged NIGHTCAP (74-
2745) (124-114-0,209) of DARKLINGS. Up 2. KING LOVE was vanquished by NIGHTCAP in a
1 minute uneven Challenge duel. Never accept a drink from your opponent right before
the fight, Love.
CORRUPTION (82-22745) (21-8-0,187) of THE BROTHERHOOD 40 challenged DARK JUSTICE
(56-2004) (25-23-0,185) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS. Down 2. CORRUPTION handily defeated
DARK JUSTICE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. There's a message in this, but I
don't know what it is. I don't think I want to know, either.
REQUIEM (11-4472) (41-31-0,203) of BALLAD OF THE BLADE challenged HARVESTER OF
PAIN (56-1412) (34-36-4,196) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS. Down 7. REQUIEM was overpowered
by HARVESTER OF PAIN in a 1 minute Challenge struggle. So, Requiem, did Harvester
take your pain away after the fight? Or during it or whenever?
NOREASTER (35-3896) (35-19-1,217) of DIRT DEVILS challenged CORT NIGHTJEWEL (78-
196) (91-126-0,215) of THE DRAGON FIST. Down 2. NOREASTER was savagely defeated by
CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a 2 minute competition. Oh, too bad, Noreaster.
These are the tv challenges, and congratulations to the tourney victors for
having them. Or being them, or whatever. You know.
SAMSARA (75-3055) (20-16-0,195) of I AM SAM TV challenged SUPERIOR FORCES (33-
4543) (107-147-3,196) of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY. Up 1. SAMSARA demolished SUPERIOR
FORCES in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. With that name, S. Forces
just ASKS to lose, doesn't he?
MORLENA (56-2163) (23-18-1,188) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS TV challenged JOPPA
CLUBFIST (12-3748) (33-29-0,205) of HALL OF GIANT. Up 17. MORLENA was devastated by
JOPPA CLUBFIST in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Good try, Morlena, maybe
next time.
And for the title, an actual challenge by the Lord Marshall! JAMMIES (74-2829)
(118-93-1,301) of DARKLINGS challenged JULIUS (64-3641) (125-127-2,258) of UNDER
DURESS. Down 43, but Julius has more fights. JAMMIES devastated JULIUS in a popular
1 minute one-sided Challenge Title contest. This is pretty good, because Jammies
wrote a column and Julius never did. I take back the comment about the off-hand
teddy bear, it really does work.
You all have a good tourney and come back to tell us all about it and use tv
challenges, okay? Bye, now.
Debby T.
LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAMMIES 74-2829 119 93 1 312 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118 51 36 0 238 HEAVE HO! (926) SENTERN
ROCK A BYE 33-4653 59 38 4 232 EASTERN HORDE (813) NIATOLI ISLAND
CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196 92 126 0 231 THE DRAGON FIST (1210) LIN TIRIAN
NIGHTCAP 74-2745 125 114 0 230 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821 71 52 0 223 BLADES OF WONDER (1002) SOLVEN
TRASH QUAM 19-3751 37 28 2 223 EASTERN HORDE 3 (899) ZUWAYZA
JOPPA CLUBFIST 12-3748 34 29 0 215 HALL OF GIANT (885) RIZTAB
HARVESTER OF PAIN 56-1412 35 36 4 214 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174) ROCANIS
AHRINGOL 33-5726 24 12 0 213 DEATH HORDE (952) NIATOLI ISLAND
SHEYN 64-4157 29 7 2 212 HEART OF DARKNESS (896) KURUKAR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570 37 24 0 209 DO IT AGAIN (1239) ARUAK CITY
SAMSARA 75-3055 21 16 0 207 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN
FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 153 159 2 204 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
T-BONE 13-3139 51 36 0 203 LEGION OF DUMB (1056) DULLENS
SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021 32 27 1 203 HOUNDS OF HELL (1240) RIZTAB
SANGUINE 40-4135 32 17 1 200 BLOOD ANGELS (1257) ZENSU
JULIUS 64-3641 125 128 2 197 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
CORRUPTION 82-22745 22 8 0 197 THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (1269) DWES EG
NOREASTER 35-3896 35 20 1 196 DIRT DEVILS (1246) MURSKA
KING LOVE 40-3748 68 49 2 193 GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238) ZENSU
SAMARIUM 75-3071 44 26 1 193 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN
MOJO-JOJO 12-3867 52 44 1 189 EASTERN HORDE (777) RIZTAB
D 82-44 27 20 0 189 EASTERN HORDE 4 (992) DWES EG
REQUIEM 11-4472 41 32 0 188 BALLAD OF THE BLADE (1229) ARUAK CITY
MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527 31 16 1 188 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261) ARADI
SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543 107 148 3 186 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
BARBARIAN KNIGHT 56-2006 30 18 2 184 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174) ROCANIS
ROWARDENN 16-4105 30 19 0 184 SAILS OF CHARON (1044) WILLAF
THE QUICKLING 70-1669 80 178 2 183 SCARLET KNIGHTS (403) SENTERN
SAMURAI 75-3119 21 11 1 183 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN
MORLENA 56-2163 23 19 1 182 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174) ROCANIS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DARK JUSTICE 56-2004 25 24 0 180 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174) ROCANIS
CITY MILITIA 56-2200 21 14 0 178 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174) ROCANIS
CLAUDIUS 13-2860 50 39 2 176 I, CLAUDIUS (705) DULLENS
YAMA 82-11638 21 13 0 176 DEATH HORDE VI (997) DWES EG
FACELESS KILLER 65-4853 22 15 2 165 CALM DOWN! (1143) DAL SHANG
SISTER X 12-6340 29 27 0 156 CULTS-R-US (1255) RIZTAB
MILLHOUSE 55-1324 21 22 0 156 THE SIMPSONS (187) KHALANI
SAM 70-466 12 4 0 154 CHEERS (1279) SENTERN
TALL TREE 29-4380 25 36 0 153 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAGGIE 55-637 32 41 1 148 THE SIMPSONS (187) KHALANI
SMUG BUG 55-2900 69 138 0 145 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 91 119 4 144 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (1278) NIATOLI ISLAND
HELEN OF TROY 8-4603 18 9 0 115 DAPHNE'S LADIES (1276) ARKERS
COMRADE KOOK 12-6339 32 25 1 110 CULTS-R-US (1255) RIZTAB
RUDRA 82-5565 17 14 1 106 DEATH HORDE IV (995) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLOODY EASTER BUNNY 6-5877 21 4 3 100 HOLIDAY HORRORS (1080) TRANSEL
STONETOOTH 29-4560 26 29 0 96 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLACK WOLF 29-4194 30 26 1 87 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR
-GOLDIE 29-4805 20 9 4 73 STREET WALKERS (14) LAPUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MANDORALLEN 56-2288 21 8 1 70 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174) ROCANIS
CEDAR 29-4319 19 12 1 64 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR
-ATTILA THE HUN 17-6804 21 0 0 63 DEATH INCARNATE (1281) ALJAFIR
THE QUAM BOMB 56-3286 16 8 0 63 EASTERN HORDE (1282) ROCANIS
WARHEAD 82-13913 14 5 0 61 THE BROTHERHOOD 8 (1288) DWES EG
-BELLE ZEYBUL 32-4553 17 9 0 60 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
FALLING ROCK 29-4286 20 27 0 43 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
BLACK WOLF 29-4194 30 26 1 CARDOW HUNTERS 1277 BLOODY EASTER BUN 29-5877 472
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Bionic Buffalo -- As a 58-fight gladiator challenging a 237-fight gladiator, did you
honestly think you'd stay on your feet long enough to learn anything? -- Nightcap
Gladiators think? This is news to me. -- Olaf
Superior Forces -- Now you've gone and done it. Like I wanted to be Lord Marshall!
Oh, and remind your manager to change your training regimen. -- Jammies
Bloody Easter Bunny -- (wistfully) You'd be really good stuffed with bread crusts
and sage and onions, roasted over a slow fire, served with side dishes of mashed
potatoes and gravy, jellied cranberry sauce, spring lettuces... yum! Any time. --
Cedar, suddenly hungry
It seems odd that Xhugha Kargarit is a Karnhorn and not a Karragit. I suppose it's
the spelling that tricked the Commission, though how they could miss the scales I do
NOT know. Anyway, this gross misrepresentation threw me off my stroke. -- Stonetooth
P.S. Or my bite, depending on how you want to visualize it.
Helyse -- You want me to hit a lady? Besides, you're taller than I am, and I was
intimidated. And, okay, I admit it, I was really, really impressed. That's, um,
extra lung capacity for increased stamina, yes? Right, I thought so. Unfair
advantage, besides being a MAJOR distraction. -- Tall Tree
Marei -- Okay, fine, a fair win and no surprise, given the difference in ranking and
experience, but cheese! Is this "The Standbys Beat Up the Cardow Hunters Day"?
Don't any of you standbys know how to LOSE? -- Black Wolf
Mandorallen -- Well, it's the kind of week we've been having. Why should I expect
anything different? -- Falling Rock, falling like one
P.S. I WOULD have stayed in bed, if I could've. Never thing I rushed out here in
pleased anticipation of getting beaten up. As if!
Black Wolf -- I do enjoy a chance to "demolish" an up-and-coming young man. Not,
perhaps, as much as Helyse does, but I do enjoy watching you get down on your knees
and begging. -- Marei
Tall Tree -- You're pathetic. I enjoyed dancing on your chest after you fell. Next
time, I'll wear spike-heeled boots. -- Helyse
Stonetooth -- You're pathetic, and there's nothing more to say about you. -- Xhugha
Kargarit
Olaf -- Note, we have graduated from the College of Mimes, and we now know when and
how to talk for any purpose. And we will do so. -- Xhugha Kargarit
Oh, well, I suppose it was too good to last.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MORLENA was devastated by JOPPA CLUBFIST in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SAMSARA demolished SUPERIOR FORCES in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
JAMMIES devastated JULIUS in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title contest.
NOREASTER was savagely defeated by CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a 2 minute competition.
REQUIEM was overpowered by HARVESTER OF PAIN in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
CORRUPTION handily defeated DARK JUSTICE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
KING LOVE was vanquished by NIGHTCAP in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MALT-O-MEAL defeated CITY MILITIA in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
SAM defeated KOOKABURRA in a exciting 1 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
HELEN OF TROY overpowered STONETOOTH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BLOODY EASTER BUNNY murdered BLACK WOLF in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
MANDORALLEN was devastated by COMRADE KOOK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
NEBUCHADNEZZAR overcame SCOOBY DOOM in a popular 4 minute conflict.
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE vanquished THE QUICKLING in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
MELLOW YELLOW was viciously subdued by SHEYN in a exciting 5 minute bloody fray.
SAMARIUM was devastated by TRASH QUAM in a exciting 2 minute one-sided brawl.
ROCK A BYE narrowly defeated T-BONE in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
MOJO-JOJO was narrowly defeated by FUNNY BUNNY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
AHRINGOL devastated SAMURAI in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
BIONIC BUFFALO demolished ROWARDENN in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
SANGUINE handily defeated CLAUDIUS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
MAGGIE was demolished by YAMA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
D overpowered FACELESS KILLER in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
SISTER X was overpowered by BARBARIAN KNIGHT in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
MILLHOUSE lost to HELYSE in a popular 1 minute fray.
SMUG BUG was unbelievably bested by TALL TREE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
RUDRA overpowered CEDAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
WARHEAD handily defeated FALLING ROCK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE QUAM BOMB demolished BITTER ALMOND in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 14 AIMED BLOW 48 - 34 - 0 59 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 SLASHING ATTACK 37 - 28 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 7 WALL OF STEEL 29 - 22 - 1 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 PARRY-LUNGE 25 - 20 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 68 - 66 - 0 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 STRIKING ATTACK 30 - 41 - 0 42 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 13 - 1 41 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 27 - 0 27 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 5 - 0 17 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 472 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 4 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 4 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 8 2 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 3 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK JAMMIES 74-2829 119 93 1 312 DARKLINGS (1160)
AIMED BLOW LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118 51 36 0 238 HEAVE HO! (926)
PARRY-LUNGE ROCK A BYE 33-4653 59 38 4 232 EASTERN HORDE (813)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196 92 126 0 231 THE DRAGON FIST (1210)
LUNGING ATTACK JOPPA CLUBFIST 12-3748 34 29 0 215 HALL OF GIANT (885)
BASHING ATTACK HARVESTER OF PAIN 56-1412 35 36 4 214 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174)
STRIKING ATTACK AHRINGOL 33-5726 24 12 0 213 DEATH HORDE (952)
TOTAL PARRY MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527 31 16 1 188 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261)
PARRY-RIPOSTE CEDAR 29-4319 19 12 1 64 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)
The overall popularity leader is NIGHTCAP 74-2745. The most popular warrior this
turn was SHEYN 64-4157. The ten other most popular fighters were SCOOBY DOOM
12-6021, MELLOW YELLOW 60-1455, T-BONE 13-3139, MOJO-JOJO 12-3867, SMUG BUG 55-2900,
CITY MILITIA 56-2200, FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862, CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196, NEBUCHADNEZZAR
22-5821, and ROCK A BYE 33-4653.
The least popular fighter this week was FALLING ROCK 29-4286. The other ten least
popular fighters were CEDAR 29-4319, SISTER X 12-6340, CLAUDIUS 13-2860, BLACK WOLF
29-4194, STONETOOTH 29-4560, REQUIEM 11-4472, FACELESS KILLER 65-4853, ROWARDENN
16-4105, SAMURAI 75-3119, and MANDORALLEN 56-2288.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TRANSEL(6) 1 0 1 LAPUR(29) 1 4 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 1 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 2 2 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 SENTERN(70) 2 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 3 0 ZENSU(40) 1 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 2 0 0
DULLENS(13) 0 2 0 KHALANI(55) 1 3 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 2 0
WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 3 4 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 0 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 5 0 0
SOLVEN(22) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLOODY EASTER BUNNY 6-5877 21 4 3 100 HOLIDAY HORRORS (1080) TRANSEL
HELEN OF TROY 8-4603 18 9 0 115 DAPHNE'S LADIES (1276) ARKERS
BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570 37 24 0 209 DO IT AGAIN (1239) ARUAK CITY
JOPPA CLUBFIST 12-3748 34 29 0 215 HALL OF GIANT (885) RIZTAB
T-BONE 13-3139 51 36 0 203 LEGION OF DUMB (1056) DULLENS
ROWARDENN 16-4105 30 19 0 184 SAILS OF CHARON (1044) WILLAF
TRASH QUAM 19-3751 37 28 2 223 EASTERN HORDE 3 (899) ZUWAYZA
NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821 71 52 0 223 BLADES OF WONDER (1002) SOLVEN
TALL TREE 29-4380 25 36 0 153 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR
ROCK A BYE 33-4653 59 38 4 232 EASTERN HORDE (813) NIATOLI ISLAND
NOREASTER 35-3896 35 20 1 196 DIRT DEVILS (1246) MURSKA
SANGUINE 40-4135 32 17 1 200 BLOOD ANGELS (1257) ZENSU
FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 153 159 2 204 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
HARVESTER OF PAIN 56-1412 35 36 4 214 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174) ROCANIS
MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527 31 16 1 188 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261) ARADI
SHEYN 64-4157 29 7 2 212 HEART OF DARKNESS (896) KURUKAR
FACELESS KILLER 65-4853 22 15 2 165 CALM DOWN! (1143) DAL SHANG
LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118 51 36 0 238 HEAVE HO! (926) SENTERN
JAMMIES 74-2829 119 93 1 312 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
SAMSARA 75-3055 21 16 0 207 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN
CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196 92 126 0 231 THE DRAGON FIST (1210) LIN TIRIAN
CORRUPTION 82-22745 22 8 0 197 THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (1269) DWES EG
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 47 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) of CONSORTIUM CRAP (408)
LORD KRONOS (11-6111) of MANIACAL TUFTS (431)
NATAS (11-6531) of DO IT AGAIN (565)
TOTTI (17-5991) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL (407)
SIXTH SICK SHIEK (18-2940) of TONGUE TWISTERS (265)
SOLSBURY HILL (18-8558) of STREET PIZZA (106)
CAFFREY'S (21-4748) of REAL BEER (424)
LEE (30-4255) of LHI'S ANGELS (406)
PRIVATE ROOM (31-3620) of MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
OBERON (31-6133) of AUTUMN LIGHTNING (615)
PADISHAR CREEL (36-2208) of BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)
BLUE-GREY (55-3370) of ALL AMERICAN (362)
RUBBER KNIFE (57-2546) of USELESS TOOLS (345)
SVETLANA (57-4040) of MORDYKR KEEP (466)
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (68-4666) of BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (447)
CATASTROPHE (71-6273) of THE BROTHERHOOD 98 (708)
BIGFACE (82-237) of RUPTURE FARMS (43)
SHORT-TEMER (82-980) of LIFESPAN (165)
FOGGED IN (82-1298) of TEMPE '99 (225)
SINISTER (82-3298) of EVIL (450)
I-10 (82-5256) of TRIP TO TEMPE (711)
CAL RIPPER JR (82-6799) of ORIOLE MADNESS (967)
TINY ARCHIBALD (82-8174) of THE POINT GUARDS (1183)
LARG JOHN (82-8616) of THE MUSIC MAN (1256)
0002 (82-13973) of JAN 2002 (2073)
DEIRDRE (82-15176) of TOADS OF AMBER 2 (2276)
OOPSIDIDITAGAIN (82-15292) of LUROCIANS XVII (2294)
TV EATS MY LIFE (82-17438) of RESCUE ME (2667)
FLUFFY BUNNY (82-18105) of OFFENDED SANDY (2774)
COLLEEN (82-18383) of SUPERIOR FORCES 1305 (2828)
ICHIRO TRICKLE (82-19442) of NASCAR NINJAS II (3009)
STURM PYRE (82-19644) of DARK TOADS 03A (3046)
BOTTACELLI (82-22958) of HER ALTEREGO (3659)
UNHOLY GERBIL (82-24046) of CROSS BREED! (3837)
HANA (82-24461) of 4-LETTER GIRLS (3901)
TEEVELLA (82-24954) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (3983)
1001 (82-25095) of DUMB PUDS (4011)
OPEN UP, POLICE (82-25801) of DONT ANSWER THAT (4148)
CRACKED AND LEAKING (82-28597) of STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657)
VAMPIRE (82-29366) of DARK TOADS 04V (4791)
WYVERN (82-29373) of DARK TOADS 04W (4792)
MEGALODON (82-32285) of DEVILS OF THE DEEP (5329)
CONCRETE (82-33162) of LUROCIANS III (5473)
DESSERT (82-34664) of SUPERIOR FORCES 1505 (5709)
TURNIP TORNEDO (82-35257) of GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)
XRIS (82-36974) of WOW (6113)
FREAKSHOW (82-38749) of 072905O (6445)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes