AD Date : 01/31/2008 Duedate: 02/13/2008 FREE BLADES DM-103 TURN-473 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 DIRT DEVILS 35/1246 1374 777 12 63.9 5 DEATH HORDE 33/952 262 230 9 53.3 DEVILS OF THE DEEP 82/1291 EASTERN HORDE 56/1282 HOLIDAY HORRORS 6/1080 EASTERN HORDE 75/990 BLOOD ANGELS 40/1257 EASTERN HORDE 33/813 GARDEN OF EVIL II 82/1292 DEATH HORDE VI 82/997 DO IT AGAIN 11/1239 EASTERN HORDE 55/834 HOUNDS OF HELL 12/1240 DEATH HORDE IV 82/995 DEATH INCARNATE 17/1281 EASTERN HORDE 3 19/899 2 HEAVE HO! 70/926 853 551 9 60.8 EASTERN HORDE 12/777 THE BROTHERHOOD 40 82/1269 EASTERN HORDE 4 82/992 DAPHNE'S LADIES 8/1276 6-LEGION OF DU 13/1056 32 30 0 51.6 GARDEN OF HORRORS 40/1238 7 DARKLINGS 74/1160 554 558 6 49.8 BLADES OF WONDER 22/1002 8 SCARLET KNIGH 70/403 372 391 9 48.8 BALLAD OF THE BLADE 11/1229 THE DRAGON FIST 78/1210 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA 60/1261 9 RHYME TYME 55/397 315 353 1 47.2 I AM SAM 75/1075 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/1278 THE BROTHERHOOD 8 82/1288 10 CHEERS 70/1279 152 182 4 45.5 VERBAL MISCUES 60/1287 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS 56/174 THE BROTHERHOOD 98 71/1289 THE SIMPSONS 55/187 3 I, CLAUDIUS 13/705 567 390 6 59.2 11 UNDER DURESS 64/743 785 1082 11 42.0 4-CALM DOWN! 65/1143 362 259 10 58.3 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY 33/764 SAILS OF CHARON 16/1044 12 CULTS-R-US 12/1255 26 38 0 40.6 HALL OF GIANT 12/885 13 CARDOW HUNTE 29/1277 582 1213 10 32.4 HEART OF DARKNESS 64/896 14 PUPPY POWER 40/1283 0 1 0 0.0 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 586): NOSFERATU of DARK WARDS (Dr. Doom, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 586): SISTER Q of CULTS-R-US (?, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 580): REDBIRD of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 582): PENNY LOPEZ of PUNNY ANIMALS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 580): ARTEMIDORUS of FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (Caesar, mgr.) DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 578): VENENOSO of JAGUAR WARRIORS (Noachian, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 289): VAIDISAVA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 571): ELVIRA MADIGAN of TRAIL OF TEARS (Jugger, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 287): OBERON of AUTUMN LIGHTNING (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 568): SHEA TANN of DEVIL ADVOCATES (Dark One, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 566): THE CLAW of RAVAGING LORDS (?, mgr.) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 557): TOURNEY SCUM of BUSY, BUSYTONW (Huckle Cat, mgr.) DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 519): MUSHAD of EASTERN HORDE (Mr. Mojo, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 264): RAGGEDY ANN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 259): TEMPUS of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 245): ADRIANN of DARQUE FORCES II (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 447): LELLADORIN of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (Jakari, mgr.) DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 434): THE AVENGING SCROD of 4000 BLOWS (Nuln, mgr.) DM 61 JURINE (turn 425): CIRSIUM VULGARE of BLADE AND BLOOD (Noachian, mgr.) DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 410): LORIN TEN KORO of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 194): LAELKORISSA of FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 382): KIRSSARINA of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 379): DARQUE of MANAGER MUSINGS (FTF Manager, mgr.) DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 365): NECROMANCER of MAGIC ARTISTS (Houdini, mgr.) ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 472): JAMMIES of DARKLINGS (She-Puppy, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 586): DARK WARDS (Dr. Doom, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 586): HIGH JINX (Jondeaux, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 580): DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft West, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 582): PUNNY ANIMALS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 580): DEATH INCARNATE (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 578): JAGUAR WARRIORS (Noachian, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 289): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 571): MID EARTH (Dirmael, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 287): LORDS OF VALHALLA (High Lord Bosk, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 568): BIG LAKE NOMADS (Den, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 566): RAVAGING LORDS (?, mgr.) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 557): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 519): MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 264): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 259): THE BEAR'S PAW (Kat, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 245): DREAMS OF KADATH (Reaper, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 447): KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (Jakari, mgr.) DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 434): HOUSE OF GRAIN (DK Bread, mgr.) DM 61 JURINE (turn 425): CLAN GHOST BEARS (Bjorn, mgr.) DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 410): MIGHTY DUCKS (Woody, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 194): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 382): CORPS (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 379): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 364): UNKNOWN ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 472): DIRT DEVILS et al (The Dark One, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 585): WINTER SHADOWS of SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 570): KYOKO of WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (Sporkis, mgr.) SPARKLE FARKLE of ESCAPADE (Scion, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 286): GERI of LORDS OF VALHALLA (High Lord Bosk, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 567): ROLAND of RILL'S GCSC2 (Rillion, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI (turn 564): SHANNON D'ANJELISA of STORM BRINGERS (The Rake, mgr.) DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 259): TEMPUS of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr.) (turn 258): SWAMP BURP HAMMER of ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 245): ADRIANN of DARQUE FORCES II (Master Darque, mgr.) (turn 244): STREET SIGN of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.) DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 434): THE AVENGING SCROD of 4000 BLOWS (Nuln, mgr.) DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 409): KILLIAN TEN VIR of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 378): SLUGBAIT of MANAGER MUSINGS (FTF Manager, mgr.) THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM Reflections by the Lord-Marshall Good Morning Free Blades! It's good to be the Lord-Marshall, except for one thing. If I want to challenge, I can only down-challenge. And I do want to challenge -- while I'm on the throne, anyway. I feel I should set a good example. So I'm challenging the two warriors ranked directly below me: Lima Bean Flambe and Rock a Bye. They're both much less experienced, and I'm afraid they're going to lose pretty badly. If they're worried about it, though... they could avoid. That's a shocking thought, isn't it? True though. Julius, I would like to say our fight last turn was a good one. But I don't think you were ready for me. Although I did not have a style advantage, nor an experience advantage, I did have the benefit of surprise. No one expects a member of my team to challenge, eh? Sorry about that. (snickering) I've had the Lord-Marshall's chair reupholstered in dark red leather. It's sturdy and will last a long time, and it won't show blood very much (in case the next person who takes this seat happens to be injured). And believe me, if I have anything to say about it, they WILL be injured. Don't really have much to say this time. Fight well then, and let's see some life out there! Challenge, avoid, write personal ads. Thanks for your time. Lord-Marshall Jammies REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER It was the Unknown Spymaster again, but I can't tell you about him, because Ketchum's investigating that. I think he's investigating. Or, you know, doing something nosy. That's Ketchum. But I can tell you about my new house, which is old but I'm fixing it up so it's new to me, which now has a furnace! Isn't that great? Of course, there's no WATER yet, so I can't do stuff up there, because the water person won't do that until the floor person puts in a floor in the bathroom and does SOMETHING in the kitchen but we haven't worked out what yet. I wish all this stuff didn't take so long. I want to move in NOW. Oh, well. So, the fights. The arena scribes sent me two copies, which are NOT the same. I think I got the right one, but if stuff doesn't match, well, there it is, you know? Knights of Rocanis were avoided by Holiday Horrors. I figure this is a good thing for the Knights. I mean, *I* don't want any holiday horrors around. Barbarian Knight got elected president. Of...? Oh, sorry, he got the most challenges. That's probably easier to deal with. We had twenty-eight fights, which is one fewer than Andorak, but only three standbys, which is LOTS fewer, so that must mean that we have more active gladiators. I'm pretty sure this is a Good Thing. There were eight challenges, TWO of them tv and the rest radio. This is Very Good. I like it. Do it some more. The longest fight was four minutes. That's just silly. Four minutes isn't long enough to eat a hotdog (unless you're very hungry), or dry your nailpolish, or ANYTHING. MANDORALLEN (56-2288) (21-8-1,70) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS fought BLACK WOLF (29- 4194) (30-26-1,87) of CARDOW HUNTERS. MANDORALLEN was overpowered by BLACK WOLF in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven duel. Well, this is probably good, because it'll mean less howling by Black Wolf. Howling is fine in the distance, atmospheric, you know? But right here in the arena, well, it's too close. CATASTROPHE (71-6273) (5-0-0,15) of THE BROTHERHOOD 98 fought NATAS (11-6531) (14-10-0,52) of DO IT AGAIN. CATASTROPHE lost to NATAS in a popular 1 minute bout. What I figure, and I THOUGHT about this, you know, is that Cat got pushed into the pool. I mean, natas, that's a swimming word. I know that much. And getting pushed into the pool in this weather--the stewards had to break the ice so he could fall through--that has to be not so good. So, if it fits the notes and really happened, it was a bad thing for the Cat. This kind of stuff happens. MEGALODON (82-32285) (10-3-0,33) of DEVILS OF THE DEEP fought BITTER ALMOND (103-41) (14-16-4,50) of the College of Mimes. MEGALODON handily defeated BITTER ALMOND in an exciting 1 minute bloody uneven bout. Bitter Almond was bitter anyway, so this doesn't make much difference, does it? TURNIP TORNEDO (82-35257) (10-1-1,32) of GARDEN OF EVIL II fought LUCIFREYJA (103-40) (19-21-1,90) of the College of Mimes. TURNIP TORNEDO demolished LUCIFREYJA in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided melee. But Luci ended up in a country where everyone was wearing blue clothes and singing about how she killed a wicked witch, so SHE's okay. Sure, it was gruesome where her house, and I do NOT know where the house came from, so don't ask, fell on the wicked witch, but hey, you guys are gladiators. What's a little grue to you? BLOODY EASTER BUNNY (6-5877) (21-4-3,100) of HOLIDAY HORRORS fought FALLING ROCK (29-4286) (20-27-0,43) of CARDOW HUNTERS. BLOODY EASTER BUNNY vanquished FALLING ROCK in a 1 minute one-sided fight. Gosh, this is, like, a total surprise. MAGGIE (55-637) (32-41-1,148) of THE SIMPSONS fought STONETOOTH (29-4560) (26- 29-0,96) of CARDOW HUNTERS. MAGGIE overpowered STONETOOTH in a popular 1 minute one- sided duel. And you know what? Maggie knocked out a (stone)tooth and it had a cavity! COMRADE KOOK (12-6339) (32-25-1,110) of CULTS-R-US fought KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (91-119-4,144) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. COMRADE KOOK was devastated by KOOKABURRA in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout. It's hard to imagine, but some people just can't eat cookies! A terrible deprivation and all that stuff. I heard he tried to eat them with a cool aide, and that never works. MILLHOUSE (55-1324) (21-22-0,156) of THE SIMPSONS fought SMUG BUG (55-2900) (69- 138-0,145) of RHYME TYME. MILLHOUSE was overpowered by SMUG BUG in an action packed 1 minute uneven fray. This is just going to make the darned Bug more smug, isn't it? Drat. SAM (70-466) (12-4-0,154) of CHEERS fought THE MAD CARROT (40-3862) (12-2-0,118) of PUPPY POWER. SAM overpowered THE MAD CARROT in an exciting 1 minute uneven fight. That's the thing about carrots. I mean, lots of carrots are mad, there was one over in Khalhums once that had flaming hair! But mostly they don't have hands so they can't do anything about being mad. Or because of being mad. MELLOW YELLOW (60-1455) (44-43-0,204) of VERBAL MISCUES fought SISTER X (12- 6340) (29-27-0,156) of CULTS-R-US. MELLOW YELLOW was savagely defeated by SISTER X in a crowd pleasing 4 minute conflict. I know it says this was four minutes, but that doesn't mean it was THE longest fight, only one of them. There was more than one that lasted four minutes. MORLENA (56-2163) (23-19-1,182) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS fought PARTY'S OVER (75- 2179) (44-34-0,196) of EASTERN HORDE. MORLENA was demolished by PARTY'S OVER in an exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. Does this mean Morlena is just a party girl who can't quit? MOJO-JOJO (12-3867) (52-44-1,189) of EASTERN HORDE fought DARK JUSTICE (56-2004) (25-24-0,180) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS. MOJO-JOJO devastated DARK JUSTICE in a 1 minute one-sided fight. Probably because of all the quam. Those Eastern Horde people are just STUFFED with quam. And raw fish. AZREAL ELS (55-3117) (25-15-4,190) of EASTERN HORDE fought CITY MILITIA (56- 2200) (21-14-0,178) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS. AZREAL ELS overcame CITY MILITIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody bout. Well, of COURSE. There are some things you just can't expect a city militia to deal with. They just aren't trained for it, you know? FUNNY BUNNY (55-1862) (153-159-2,204) of RHYME TYME fought SAMARIUM (75-3071) (44-26-1,193) of I AM SAM. FUNNY BUNNY vanquished SAMARIUM in an action packed 1 minute mismatched bout. With another (not really another, he's used it before lots of time) joke that wasn't funny when it was new. That would vanquish anybody. REQUIEM (11-4472) (41-32-0,188) of BALLAD OF THE BLADE fought JULIUS (64-3641) (125-128-2,197) of UNDER DURESS. REQUIEM was overpowered by JULIUS in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict. Yes, well, it's what Julius DOES, you know. He passes duress along. And probably kicks cats, too. Of course, the cats always bite and scratch back and they probably shouldn't be under the desk in the first place, but, you know. Cats. ANTHRAXUS (33-5723) (32-23-1,183) of DEATH HORDE fought MALT-O-MEAL (60-7527) (31-16-1,188) of CHILDHOOD TRAUMA. ANTHRAXUS devastated MALT-O-MEAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle. Yes, well, trauma. You have to expect this kind of stuff sometimes. ROCK A BYE (33-4653) (59-38-4,232) of EASTERN HORDE fought BIONIC BUFFALO (11- 6570) (37-24-0,209) of DO IT AGAIN. ROCK A BYE bested BIONIC BUFFALO in a 2 minute conflict. Oh, drat. There's the runner from the printing office tapping his foot in the doorway. I don't have TIME to "do it again." I have to, you know, HURRY with this stuff. I guess I spent too much time thinking about the plumbing. And the furnace. And I haven't even STARTED to tell you about the storm windows! HARVESTER OF PAIN (56-1412) (35-36-4,214) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS fought CORRUPTION (82-22745) (22-8-0,197) of THE BROTHERHOOD 40. HARVESTER OF PAIN overpowered CORRUPTION in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. Well, I don't KNOW these people, but I have to think they probably DESERVE each other. I mean, really! LIMA BEAN FLAMBE (70-3118) (51-36-0,238) of HEAVE HO! fought THE QUICKLING (70- 1669) (80-178-2,183) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. LIMA BEAN FLAMBE savagely defeated THE QUICKLING in an exciting 3 minute fight. Does this mean the Limas didn't, um, have to wait long for the old heave ho? Not that I mind either way, I mean, *I* didn't eat them. NIGHTCAP (74-2745) (125-114-0,230) of DARKLINGS fought KING LOVE (40-3748) (68- 49-2,193) of GARDEN OF HORRORS. NIGHTCAP was viciously subdued by KING LOVE in an action packed 2 minute fight. Now, that's just WRONG. Which should love be vicious? Except for, well, there are some special cases, I guess. Oh, good, the challenge matches. I'm getting somewhere. Lower Overhill, I think. WARHEAD (82-13913) (14-5-0,61) of THE BROTHERHOOD 8 challenged CEDAR (29-4319) (19-12-1,64) of CARDOW HUNTERS. Up 3. WARHEAD lost to CEDAR in a 1 minute Challenge duel. What? Something must have gone, you know, wrong! The bookies will be very upset about this. HELEN OF TROY (8-4603) (18-9-0,115) of DAPHNE'S LADIES challenged YAMA (82- 11638) (21-13-0,176) of DEATH HORDE VI. Up lots. Um, 61. This Helen is brave, but her tan could use work. HELEN OF TROY handily defeated YAMA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. But she did win. That's good. Because of all the ships she has to launch. No waiting, you know? Waiting isn't good. CLAUDIUS (13-2860) (50-39-2,176) of I, CLAUDIUS challenged TALL TREE (29-4380) (25-36-0,153) of CARDOW HUNTERS. Down 23. CLAUDIUS devastated TALL TREE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. Yes, well, obviously. I mean, even Roger the Gambling Bookie didn't bet on Tall Tree. Who would? NOREASTER (35-3896) (35-20-1,196) of DIRT DEVILS challenged BARBARIAN KNIGHT (56-2006) (30-18-2,184) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS. Down 12. NOREASTER devastated BARBARIAN KNIGHT in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl. Probably because of the sleet. Sleet is bad. It makes your towels stuff and puts icicles on your eyelashes. SCOOBY DOOM (12-6021) (32-27-1,203) of HOUNDS OF HELL challenged TRASH QUAM (19- 3751) (37-28-2,223) of EASTERN HORDE 3. Up 20. SCOOBY DOOM was overpowered by TRASH QUAM in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight. Take that, you mean old hound! You, Mr. Quam, pick up that litter. We like a clean arena here. Um, sorry, I think I was maybe temporarily possessed by a janitor or something. This is new. Or maybe it's the house. SANGUINE (40-4135) (32-17-1,200) of BLOOD ANGELS challenged CORT NIGHTJEWEL (78- 196) (92-126-0,231) of THE DRAGON FIST. Up 31. SANGUINE was overpowered by CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel. Well, listen, Sanguine, you just can't get blood from a fossil. And two tv challenges, I did say that, didn't I? Congratulations to our tourney victors. SAMURAI (75-3119) (21-11-1,183) of I AM SAM TV challenged SUPERIOR FORCES (33- 4543) (107-148-3,186) of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY. Up 3. SAMURAI demolished SUPERIOR FORCES in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee. Well, good, because we don't want S. Forces back in control of the Runeblade! Really, didn't you know? We have a runeblade, too, and the Lord Marshall keeps it. And for the title: NEBUCHADNEZZAR (22-5821) (71-52-0,223) of BLADES OF WONDER TV challenged JAMMIES (74-2829) (119-93-1,312) of DARKLINGS. Up lots. Um, 90 this time? Something like that. 91? Whatever. NEBUCHADNEZZAR viciously subdued JAMMIES in a 4 minute Challenge Title fight. I congratulate Neb, I do really, but I'm kind of sorry to see Jammies not being Lord Marshall anymore because he wrote columns. That was, well, I liked it. Debby T. LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821 72 52 0 244 BLADES OF WONDER (1002) SOLVEN GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196 93 126 0 250 THE DRAGON FIST (1210) LIN TIRIAN ROCK A BYE 33-4653 60 38 4 245 EASTERN HORDE (813) NIATOLI ISLAND LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118 52 36 0 242 HEAVE HO! (926) SENTERN TRASH QUAM 19-3751 38 28 2 237 EASTERN HORDE 3 (899) ZUWAYZA HARVESTER OF PAIN 56-1412 36 36 4 231 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174) ROCANIS FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 154 159 2 222 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI -JOPPA CLUBFIST 12-3748 34 29 0 215 HALL OF GIANT (885) RIZTAB -AHRINGOL 33-5726 24 12 0 213 DEATH HORDE (952) NIATOLI ISLAND -SHEYN 64-4157 29 7 2 212 HEART OF DARKNESS (896) KURUKAR JULIUS 64-3641 126 128 2 211 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR KING LOVE 40-3748 69 49 2 211 GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238) ZENSU GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY NOREASTER 35-3896 36 20 1 210 DIRT DEVILS (1246) MURSKA -SAMSARA 75-3055 21 16 0 207 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN PARTY'S OVER 75-2179 45 34 0 205 EASTERN HORDE (990) JADE MOUNTAIN ANTHRAXUS 33-5723 33 23 1 205 DEATH HORDE (952) NIATOLI ISLAND JAMMIES 74-2829 119 94 1 203 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV -T-BONE 13-3139 51 36 0 203 LEGION OF DUMB (1056) DULLENS BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570 37 25 0 202 DO IT AGAIN (1239) ARUAK CITY AZREAL ELS 55-3117 26 15 4 199 EASTERN HORDE (834) KHALANI MOJO-JOJO 12-3867 53 44 1 198 EASTERN HORDE (777) RIZTAB NIGHTCAP 74-2745 125 115 0 196 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV SAMURAI 75-3119 22 11 1 196 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN SCOOBY DOOM 12-6021 32 28 1 194 HOUNDS OF HELL (1240) RIZTAB SANGUINE 40-4135 32 18 1 190 BLOOD ANGELS (1257) ZENSU THE QUICKLING 70-1669 80 179 2 189 SCARLET KNIGHTS (403) SENTERN -D 82-44 27 20 0 189 EASTERN HORDE 4 (992) DWES EG CORRUPTION 82-22745 22 9 0 188 THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (1269) DWES EG SISTER X 12-6340 30 27 0 187 CULTS-R-US (1255) RIZTAB SAMARIUM 75-3071 44 27 1 185 I AM SAM (1075) JADE MOUNTAIN -ROWARDENN 16-4105 30 19 0 184 SAILS OF CHARON (1044) WILLAF BARBARIAN KNIGHT 56-2006 30 19 2 182 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174) ROCANIS GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CLAUDIUS 13-2860 51 39 2 180 I, CLAUDIUS (705) DULLENS REQUIEM 11-4472 41 33 0 180 BALLAD OF THE BLADE (1229) ARUAK CITY CITY MILITIA 56-2200 21 15 0 180 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174) ROCANIS MORLENA 56-2163 23 20 1 179 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174) ROCANIS SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543 107 149 3 178 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527 31 17 1 178 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261) ARADI DARK JUSTICE 56-2004 25 25 0 174 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174) ROCANIS -FACELESS KILLER 65-4853 22 15 2 165 CALM DOWN! (1143) DAL SHANG SMUG BUG 55-2900 70 138 0 162 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI HELEN OF TROY 8-4603 19 9 0 161 DAPHNE'S LADIES (1276) ARKERS SAM 70-466 13 4 0 161 CHEERS (1279) SENTERN GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TALL TREE 29-4380 25 37 0 152 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY KOOKABURRA 33-4151 92 119 4 150 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (1278) NIATOLI ISLAND MAGGIE 55-637 33 41 1 150 THE SIMPSONS (187) KHALANI MILLHOUSE 55-1324 21 23 0 140 THE SIMPSONS (187) KHALANI YAMA 82-11638 21 14 0 138 DEATH HORDE VI (997) DWES EG THE MAD CARROT 40-3862 12 3 0 119 PUPPY POWER (1283) ZENSU COMRADE KOOK 12-6339 32 26 1 109 CULTS-R-US (1255) RIZTAB -RUDRA 82-5565 17 14 1 106 DEATH HORDE IV (995) DWES EG BLOODY EASTER BUNNY 6-5877 22 4 3 102 HOLIDAY HORRORS (1080) TRANSEL GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BLACK WOLF 29-4194 31 26 1 100 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR STONETOOTH 29-4560 26 30 0 99 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -GOLDIE 29-4805 20 9 4 73 STREET WALKERS (14) LAPUR CEDAR 29-4319 20 12 1 73 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR TURNIP TORNEDO 82--30279 11 1 1 72 GARDEN OF EVIL II (1292) DWES EG -KYOKO 29-2929 16 15 5 68 WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (1290) LAPUR MANDORALLEN 56-2288 21 9 1 65 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174) ROCANIS -THE QUAM BOMB 56-3286 16 8 0 63 EASTERN HORDE (1282) ROCANIS WARHEAD 82-13913 14 6 0 59 THE BROTHERHOOD 8 (1288) DWES EG NATAS 11-6531 15 10 0 54 DO IT AGAIN (1239) ARUAK CITY MEGALODON 82-32285 11 3 0 53 DEVILS OF THE DEEP (1291) DWES EG FALLING ROCK 29-4286 20 28 0 52 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR CATASTROPHE 71-6273 5 1 0 20 THE BROTHERHOOD 98 (1289) KYR'TERR '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Julius -- Congratulations on your Grandmaster rating! That's very impressive! -- Jammies King Love -- I'm sorry your challenge wasn't more profitable for you. It was a brave challenge, though. I applaud you for that. -- Nightcap Helen of Troy -- Well, good gods, I couldn't hit a lady! And you've got so much work to do anyway--launching all those ships. Do you need someone to hand you the bottles of wine? I could do that. -- Stonetooth Bloody Easter Bunny -- Look, you have to stop doing this to me! Think of my reputation, a wolf beaten by a bloody RABBIT. It's indeccent. -- Black Wolf Smug Bug -- Ha, failing to wear typical buggly armor was your mistake! (squash) -- Tall Tree Rudra -- Ouch. -- Cedar Warhead -- Unfriendly type, aren't you? -- Falling Rock P.S. That's Karnhorns all over, though. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS NEBUCHADNEZZAR viciously subdued JAMMIES in a 4 minute Challenge Title fight. SAMURAI demolished SUPERIOR FORCES in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee. SANGUINE was overpowered by CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel. SCOOBY DOOM was overpowered by TRASH QUAM in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight. NOREASTER devastated BARBARIAN KNIGHT in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl. CLAUDIUS devastated TALL TREE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. HELEN OF TROY handily defeated YAMA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. WARHEAD lost to CEDAR in a 1 minute Challenge duel. NIGHTCAP was viciously subdued by KING LOVE in a action packed 2 minute fight. LIMA BEAN FLAMBE savagely defeated THE QUICKLING in a exciting 3 minute fight. HARVESTER OF PAIN overpowered CORRUPTION in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. ROCK A BYE bested BIONIC BUFFALO in a 2 minute conflict. ANTHRAXUS devastated MALT-O-MEAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle. REQUIEM was overpowered by JULIUS in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict. FUNNY BUNNY vanquished SAMARIUM in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout. AZREAL ELS overcame CITY MILITIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody bout. MOJO-JOJO devastated DARK JUSTICE in a 1 minute one-sided fight. MORLENA was demolished by PARTY'S OVER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. MELLOW YELLOW was savagely defeated by SISTER X in a crowd pleasing 4 minute conflict. SAM overpowered THE MAD CARROT in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight. MILLHOUSE was overpowered by SMUG BUG in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray. COMRADE KOOK was devastated by KOOKABURRA in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout. MAGGIE overpowered STONETOOTH in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel. BLOODY EASTER BUNNY vanquished FALLING ROCK in a 1 minute one-sided fight. TURNIP TORNEDO demolished LUCIFREYJA in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided melee. MEGALODON handily defeated BITTER ALMOND in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven bout. CATASTROPHE lost to NATAS in a popular 1 minute bout. MANDORALLEN was overpowered by BLACK WOLF in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 13 AIMED BLOW 46 - 30 - 0 61 | |AIMED BLOW 7 WALL OF STEEL 30 - 21 - 1 59 | |SLASHING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 37 - 27 - 0 58 | |STRIKING ATTACK 6 PARRY-LUNGE 24 - 23 - 0 51 | |WALL OF STEEL 6 STRIKING ATTACK 29 - 30 - 0 49 | |PARRY-LUNGE 6 LUNGING ATTACK 61 - 67 - 0 48 | |BASHING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 14 - 1 42 | |TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 5 - 0 29 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 28 - 0 24 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 473 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 8 2 AIMED BLOW AIMED BLOW 5 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 4 2 WALL OF STEEL SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821 72 52 0 244 BLADES OF WONDER (1002) WALL OF STEEL CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196 93 126 0 250 THE DRAGON FIST (1210) PARRY-LUNGE ROCK A BYE 33-4653 60 38 4 245 EASTERN HORDE (813) BASHING ATTACK HARVESTER OF PAIN 56-1412 36 36 4 231 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174) STRIKING ATTACK FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 154 159 2 222 RHYME TYME (397) SLASHING ATTACK JULIUS 64-3641 126 128 2 211 UNDER DURESS (743) LUNGING ATTACK NOREASTER 35-3896 36 20 1 210 DIRT DEVILS (1246) TOTAL PARRY MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527 31 17 1 178 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261) FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME PARRY-RIPOSTE CEDAR 29-4319 20 12 1 73 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) The overall popularity leader is NIGHTCAP 74-2745. The most popular warrior this turn was SISTER X 12-6340. The ten other most popular fighters were JAMMIES 74-2829, NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821, KING LOVE 40-3748, THE QUICKLING 70-1669, LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118, AZREAL ELS 55-3117, MELLOW YELLOW 60-1455, NATAS 11-6531, NOREASTER 35-3896, and ANTHRAXUS 33-5723. The least popular fighter this week was FALLING ROCK 29-4286. The other ten least popular fighters were DARK JUSTICE 56-2004, WARHEAD 82-13913, YAMA 82-11638, TALL TREE 29-4380, MANDORALLEN 56-2288, STONETOOTH 29-4560, COMRADE KOOK 12-6339, MILLHOUSE 55-1324, THE MAD CARROT 40-3862, and SAMARIUM 75-3071. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 LAPUR(29) 2 3 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 0 0 ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 3 1 0 SENTERN(70) 2 1 0 ARUAK CITY(11) 1 2 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 1 0 RIZTAB(12) 2 2 0 ZENSU(40) 1 2 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 0 2 0 DULLENS(13) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 4 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 2 1 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 5 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 0 0 SOLVEN(22) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 0 2 0 DWES EG(82) 2 3 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BLOODY EASTER BUNNY 6-5877 22 4 3 102 HOLIDAY HORRORS (1080) TRANSEL HELEN OF TROY 8-4603 19 9 0 161 DAPHNE'S LADIES (1276) ARKERS BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570 37 25 0 202 DO IT AGAIN (1239) ARUAK CITY MOJO-JOJO 12-3867 53 44 1 198 EASTERN HORDE (777) RIZTAB CLAUDIUS 13-2860 51 39 2 180 I, CLAUDIUS (705) DULLENS TRASH QUAM 19-3751 38 28 2 237 EASTERN HORDE 3 (899) ZUWAYZA NEBUCHADNEZZAR 22-5821 72 52 0 244 BLADES OF WONDER (1002) SOLVEN TALL TREE 29-4380 25 37 0 152 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR ROCK A BYE 33-4653 60 38 4 245 EASTERN HORDE (813) NIATOLI ISLAND NOREASTER 35-3896 36 20 1 210 DIRT DEVILS (1246) MURSKA KING LOVE 40-3748 69 49 2 211 GARDEN OF HORRORS (1238) ZENSU FUNNY BUNNY 55-1862 154 159 2 222 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI HARVESTER OF PAIN 56-1412 36 36 4 231 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (174) ROCANIS MALT-O-MEAL 60-7527 31 17 1 178 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (1261) ARADI JULIUS 64-3641 126 128 2 211 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR LIMA BEAN FLAMBE 70-3118 52 36 0 242 HEAVE HO! (926) SENTERN CATASTROPHE 71-6273 5 1 0 20 THE BROTHERHOOD 98 (1289) KYR'TERR JAMMIES 74-2829 119 94 1 203 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV PARTY'S OVER 75-2179 45 34 0 205 EASTERN HORDE (990) JADE MOUNTAIN CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196 93 126 0 250 THE DRAGON FIST (1210) LIN TIRIAN CORRUPTION 82-22745 22 9 0 188 THE BROTHERHOOD 40 (1269) DWES EG