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Date   : 05/20/2010    Duedate: 06/02/2010

FREE BLADES

DM-103    TURN-533

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 THE WILLBURYS 13/864    3    1  0 75.0    5 PHILANTHROPIS 35/510  457  430  6 51.5
  2 DO IT AGAIN 11/1239  1568  912 13 63.2      PHILANTHROPISTS 29/1350               
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                    6 REDHORSE 56/823       640  656  7 49.4
    ARMY OF DARKNESS 19/1296                    DARKLINGS 74/1160                     
  3 ROMAN HEROES 32/17    771  490  8 61.1      CASTAWAYS 7/1301                      
    IDES OF MARCH 19/492                        BLUE EYRIE 1/1300                     
    FIELDS OF ELYSIUM 17/1293                 7 SCARLET KNIGH 70/403  425  458 10 48.1
    CAESAR'S POOL HALL 31/608                   THE DRAGON FIST 78/1210               
    GLADIATORS 17/1328                        8-ON THE ROCKS 35/303    27   30  2 47.4
  4 PHONETIX 97/1358      108   95  0 53.2      GORGEOUS GOBLINS 70/400               
    I HATE THEM TOO 61/1352                   9 RHYME TYME 55/397     369  425  1 46.5
    POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE 43/1312                GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/1278            
    I'M HISTORY 5/1088                       10 STREET WALKERS 29/14  144  187  4 43.5
    REIGNING DOOM 65/1307                    11 DUPLICATE RED 33/764  829 1119 12 42.6
    KEYS 2 THE KINGDOM 96/1308               12 GREENWARDENS 15/770   656 1420 12 31.6
    OBSCURE LORE 43/1356                     13 THE DARK TID 16/1040    4   13  0 23.5
    PHONETIX 96/1357                      

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                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 644): RAT CATCHER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 646): SCURVY LADY of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 522): ROBERTO LEATHAM of HOUSE OF CARDS (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 640): REXROTH of DARK CREATION (H. P. L. West, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 642): ON GOLDEN POND of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 633): GRACCHUS of GLADIATORS (Caesar, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 634): MILK IS OUT of BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 319): ANFERROUS of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 631): SILVER SAW of METAL MINCERS (Oremaster, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 317): SINGALEK of THE KINDRED (Godric Magnusson DaVinci)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 628): ENVY of ANGELS OF PAIN (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 625): BITCHIN' BEAST of DIVINE HERITAGE (Bubba Ganoosh)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 617): FARTIOR of ON THE ROCKS (Bartender, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 579): SENJIRO of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 294): DAN MACK GRU of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 289): ROIS ANIN of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 275): CASS DOLAN of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 507): ABELINDA CHASE of MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 494): FALKYNOR of THE WILLBURYS 13 (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 474): FALLING LEAF of AUTUMN SAGA (Jugger, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 468): ICECLAW of CASTAWAYS (She-Puppy, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 224): EXTORTION of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 430): POLYNIKES of GATES OF FIRE (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 424): JAGUAR JON of GREATS OF TROY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 416): TOVER DUCK of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 532): JOHN TYLER of I'M HISTORY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 644): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 646): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 522): HOUSE OF CARDS (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 640): VC RULES (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 642): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 633): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 634): THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 319): FORCE OF FIVE (?, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 631): MID EARTH (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 317): THE KINDRED (Godric Magnusson DaVinci, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 628): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 625): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 617): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 579): THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 294): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 289): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 275): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 507): THEM (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 494): TWILIGHT BRIGARDE (?, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 474): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 468): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 222): BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 430): GATES OF FIRE (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 424): GREATS OF TROY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 416): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 532): DO IT AGAIN et al (The Dark One, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 522): ROBERTO LEATHAM of HOUSE OF CARDS (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 640): AGATE of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 642): TAIKUTSU of YAMABUSHI (?, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 632): GRISHORT HURM of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
                            TIBERIUS of FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (Caesar, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 633): FARM WEEKLY of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 318): SECI of PHANTACITY (Omega, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 617): FARTIOR of ON THE ROCKS (Bartender, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 579): SENJIRO of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 292): WALRUS of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 274): HOOPS of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 506): FREM HARID of MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 493): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 473): DRAGON HARVEST of AUTUMN SAGA (Jugger, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Well, this is, you know, something else!  There are Greenwardens all over the
place, more than half the guys fighting are them.  But Jorja says they won't all
stay, which is probably a good thing.  Not that there's anything wrong with green, it
looks great on grass and trees and stuff.
     Here's some stuff you might want to know.  Romeo of Phonetix had the biggest
point gain, 38 points, and Leaning Tree had the biggest drop, 35 points.  Both from
the same fight.  Guess who won, huh.
     The Lord Marshall got the most challenges, which is a good and proper thing.
     Roman Heroes avoided Streetwalkers.  I'm not gonna touch that one with a
comment.
     We had thirty-eight fights, mostly because of all those Greenwardens, about
twenty or so--I lost count.  And eleven standbys.  This is too much!  I mean, eleven
standbys?  We can't keep doing this.
     And nine challenges.  Why don't we have anybody here using a tv challenge?  All
radio.  It's too rainy for that.

     BROKEN NOSE (15-4277) (17-16-0,67) of GREENWARDENS fought ROSELLA (103-39) (26-
25-0,100) of the College of Mimes.  BROKEN NOSE demolished ROSELLA in a 1 minute
uneven competition.  I dunno, if I was Rosella, I think I'd wait in an alley and
break his nose again.
     WOODWALKER (15-4433) (17-30-1,82) of GREENWARDENS fought LUCIFREYJA (103-40)
(19-21-1,90) of the College of Mimes.  WOODWALKER was beaten by LUCIFREYJA in a 2
minute competition.  Bad showing.
     STALKING HORSE (15-4569) (17-30-1,82) of GREENWARDENS fought LUCIFREYJA (103-40)
(19-21-1,90) of the College of Mimes.  STALKING HORSE was beaten by LUCIFREYJA in a 3
minute duel.  Yes, well, I guess the standbys are having fun.  Not that they'd say
so, the Code of the Mimes, you know.
     GREENGROVE (15-4612) (21-27-0,90) of GREENWARDENS fought ROSELLA (103-39) (26-
25-0,100) of the College of Mimes.  GREENGROVE handily defeated ROSELLA in a popular
1 minute uneven match.  I don't think Rosella's really paying attention.

     WOODEN ARROW (15-4619) (19-12-0,69) of GREENWARDENS fought LUCIFREYJA (103-40)
(19-21-1,90) of the College of Mimes.  WOODEN ARROW handily defeated LUCIFREYJA in a
2 minute brutal one-sided fight.  Gee, he didn't look brutal.
     JESSALIN (15-4713) (22-23-0,89) of GREENWARDENS fought ROSELLA (103-39) (26-25-
0,100) of the College of Mimes.  JESSALIN demolished ROSELLA in a 2 minute one-sided
struggle.  That's the third defeat for Rosella.
     PATTERSON PINE (15-4752) (17-26-1,78) of GREENWARDENS fought LUCIFREYJA (103-40)
(19-21-1,90) of the College of Mimes.  PATTERSON PINE was bested by LUCIFREYJA in a 2
minute battle.  Lucy's got more variety:  win some, lose some.
     REDBIRD (15-4869) (20-14-1,75) of GREENWARDENS fought ROSELLA (103-39) (26-25-
0,100) of the College of Mimes.  REDBIRD devastated ROSELLA in a 1 minute one-sided
duel.  Fourth loss for Rosella.
     ROCKWOOD (15-4984) (20-8-0,68) of GREENWARDENS fought ROSELLA (103-39) (26-25-
0,100) of the College of Mimes.  ROCKWOOD was overpowered by ROSELLA in a 2 minute
one-sided fray.  Wow, a win for Rosella!  Still, going 1-4 is not so good.

     ROMEO (97-3154) (10-1-5,35) of PHONETIX fought LEANING TREE (15-4075) (18-36-
0,90) of GREENWARDENS.  ROMEO overpowered LEANING TREE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
The first real fight.  Looks like Leaning Tree isn't going to be surprised by this.
     BRAVO (96-3034) (7-4-3,32) of PHONETIX fought BIRDSONG (15-4434) (19-19-1,77) of
GREENWARDENS.  BRAVO was savagely defeated by BIRDSONG in an exciting 3 minute gory
match.  There's probably some kind of, I dunno, poetic justice stuff?  Something like
that.  In this fight.
     SUPERCHICK (96-2999) (8-19-3,58) of KEYS 2 THE KINGDOM fought HAWKWING (15-2112)
(21-43-0,40) of GREENWARDENS.  SUPERCHICK was defeated by HAWKWING in an action
packed 1 minute duel.  It's always hard coming onto the Isle as a Bloodgames victor.
     TIBERIUS (17-6979) (19-1-1,59) of FIELDS OF ELYSIUM fought TREEFROG (15-4177)
(19-9-0,66) of GREENWARDENS.  TIBERIUS overpowered TREEFROG in an exciting 1 minute
gory uneven competition.  I should think so!  I mean, a frog?  Chase him back up a
tree!
     MAKADOS (29-4704) (20-10-0,74) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought REDTHORN (15-4943) (18-
7-0,61) of GREENWARDENS.  MAKADOS beat REDTHORN in a 2 minute fray.  This is what
some of the spy reporters call "paying his dues," right?

     ELOWAN (43-4653) (18-20-1,52) of OBSCURE LORE fought WHITEBRAID (15-2110) (26-
38-1,66) of GREENWARDENS.  ELOWAN was beaten by WHITEBRAID in an action packed 1
minute duel.  A case of experience turning the scales, maybe?
     MOSSROCK (15-4871) (26-20-2,100) of GREENWARDENS fought HOG REAVER (13-4525)
(24-1-0,79) of THE WILLBURYS 13.  MOSSROCK was vanquished by HOG REAVER in an
exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.  What I don't get is why anyone would
want to reave a hog?
     JEREMY CAMP (43-4626) (20-9-0,138) of POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE fought LEAFSHADOW
(15-3906) (29-37-0,99) of GREENWARDENS.  JEREMY CAMP defeated LEAFSHADOW in an
exciting 2 minute gory duel.  Back to the shadows for the Leafy one?  It's hard to
come up with this stuff, you know?  I mean, comments.  Really hard work some days.
Especially when the sun doesn't shine.
     DIRTY SANCHEZ (29-4802) (24-12-0,133) of STREET WALKERS fought HELYSE (103-36)
(45-35-5,165) of the College of Mimes.  DIRTY SANCHEZ was devastated by HELYSE in a
popular 1 minute one-sided bout.  Oops!  Looks like somebody else gets to fight
standbys, too!
     WIND RIDER (15-4876) (25-26-0,101) of GREENWARDENS fought GERMANICUS (17-6999)
(30-15-2,116) of GLADIATORS.  WIND RIDER was overpowered by GERMANICUS in a 2 minute
gruesome uneven fray.  Does this mean it isn't windy?

     GOLDIE (29-4805) (24-11-5,102) of STREET WALKERS fought ROSELLA (103-39) (26-25-
0,100) of the College of Mimes.  GOLDIE overpowered ROSELLA in an exciting 1 minute
uneven fight.  The fifth loss for Rosella.
     MARLENUS (31-6184) (20-7-1,140) of CAESAR'S POOL HALL fought STUMP (15-4882)
(24-31-0,103) of GREENWARDENS.  MARLENUS savagely defeated STUMP in a crowd pleasing
2 minute bloody conflict.  Yep, that kind of thing happens to stumps.
     WHISPERSTEP (15-2111) (19-44-1,109) of GREENWARDENS fought BRICKHOUSE (29-4131) 
(38-18-0,143) of STREET WALKERS.  WHISPERSTEP was beaten by BRICKHOUSE in an exciting
3 minute bout.  So... did she hear him coming?
     DARKNESS ABOVE (65-4856) (27-21-0,155) of REIGNING DOOM fought LIMBWALKER (15-
2113) (24-40-2,113) of GREENWARDENS.  DARKNESS ABOVE devastated LIMBWALKER in an
exciting 4 minute brutal one-sided brawl.  I hear Limb said it was like the time he
fell out of his tree.  Maybe he should go back to the trees?
     DREAD (32-4666) (34-21-0,196) of ANGELS OF PAIN fought MARCELLUS (32-5133) (27-
8-0,167) of ROMAN HEROES.  DREAD handily defeated MARCELLUS in a 1 minute mismatched
bout.  Easy one!  Everybody is helpless when dread gets a grip.

     ANTONIUS (19-5063) (37-17-0,186) of IDES OF MARCH fought WILD THANG! (29-2393)
(26-20-0,185) of STREET WALKERS.  ANTONIUS was vanquished by WILD THANG! in an action
packed 1 minute mismatched bout.  I guess some people can't handle wild women.  Good
to know.
     KRYSTAL MEYERS (43-4635) (28-8-0,193) of POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE fought KOOKABURRA
(33-4151) (113-157-4,205) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.  KRYSTAL MEYERS was devastated by
KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.  Probably allergic to cookies.
     LUCRETIUS (32-4687) (44-17-3,213) of ROMAN HEROES fought BIONIC BUFFALO (11-
6570) (49-50-0,202) of DO IT AGAIN.  LUCRETIUS was devastated by BIONIC BUFFALO in an
exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.  There's probably something I should say about
this, but my mind is, like, totally blank.
     DEFIANCE (32-4619) (53-17-1,218) of ANGELS OF PAIN fought SUPERIOR FORCES (33-
4543) (133-182-3,205) of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY.  DEFIANCE was narrowly defeated by
SUPERIOR FORCES in an exciting 3 minute match.  Yes, well, that's why he's called
Superior, right?
     CORNELIUS (31-3485) (48-13-1,245) of CAESAR'S POOL HALL fought GIMME SOME SUGAR
(19-4936) (34-23-0,207) of ARMY OF DARKNESS.  CORNELIUS overpowered GIMME SOME SUGAR
in an action packed 2 minute one-sided fight.  Everybody watch out for Cornelius, who
is riding a sugar high.

The challenge matches:
     DARDANIUS (19-2683) (17-4-1,80) of IDES OF MARCH challenged WEDNESDAY (16-5254)
(17-20-2,50) of THE DARK TIDES.  Down 30.  DARDANIUS was vanquished by WEDNESDAY in a
1 minute uneven Challenge fight.  I've had Wednesdays like that.
     QUINTUS (17-6913) (26-19-4,90) of FIELDS OF ELYSIUM challenged FELICIA (29-1693)
(19-11-3,56) of STREET WALKERS.  Down 34.  QUINTUS viciously subdued FELICIA in an
action packed 2 minute Challenge melee.  Sorry, Felicia, but you walk the streets,
stuff like this happens.
     MAD DOG MONTANA (29-4984) (26-24-6,100) of STREET WALKERS challenged SAPHRONICUS
(17-6850) (19-5-0,78) of FIELDS OF ELYSIUM.  Down 22.  MAD DOG MONTANA was devastated
by SAPHRONICUS in a 2 minute Challenge competition.  Lots.
     JEO THE SONGSMITH (1-3260) (47-107-0,144) of BLUE EYRIE challenged SISSY CHRISSY
(29-1347) (37-33-3,168) of STREET WALKERS.  Up 22.  JEO THE SONGSMITH was bested by
SISSY CHRISSY in a 2 minute Challenge match.  Yes, well, you see why people don't
challenge up very often.

     SEKHAT (7-2251) (36-60-2,177) of CASTAWAYS challenged SMUG BUG (55-2900) (96-
171-0,208) of RHYME TYME.  Up 31.  SEKHAT was viciously subdued by SMUG BUG in an
action packed 1 minute Challenge brawl.  The darned Bug.
     ARTEMIDORUS (17-6864) (58-21-1,192) of FIELDS OF ELYSIUM challenged GAZELLE (56-
3701) (75-92-0,192) of REDHORSE.  Straight across.  ARTEMIDORUS was defeated by
GAZELLE in an exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.  Straight across is, like, a true
Free Blades fight, which is why it's exciting.
     HIMEY THE PIMP (29-730) (50-38-1,206) of STREET WALKERS challenged CORT
NIGHTJEWEL (78-196) (130-148-0,220) of THE DRAGON FIST.  Up 14.  HIMEY THE PIMP was
savagely defeated by CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a 4 minute Challenge duel.  Darned fossils.
     ALE'CHAI TALLSKY (35-4026) (33-9-0,196) of PHILANTHROPISTS challenged THE
QUICKLING (70-1669) (95-223-3,199) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  Up 3.  ALE'CHAI TALLSKY
subdued THE QUICKLING in an exciting 6 minute Challenge melee.  Good.

And for the title:
     NIGHTCAP (74-2745) (173-126-0,293) of DARKLINGS challenged JOHN TYLER (5-4420)
(43-11-0,251) of I'M HISTORY.  Down 42.  NIGHTCAP devastated JOHN TYLER in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge Title fight.  Well, it was for the title, and anything goes
there.  Olaf told me that.  Congratulations to Nightcap, and write a column, please!

                                       Debby T.

P.S.  And no, I have no idea when the Split will hit us.  People don't tell me stuff
like that.

LORD-MARSHALL                 W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NIGHTCAP 74-2745           174 126  0  320  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CORNELIUS 31-3485           49  13  1  264  CAESAR'S POOL HALL (608)   CHIMLEVTAL
 CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196     131 148  0  234  THE DRAGON FIST (1210)     LIN TIRIAN
 SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543    134 182  3  231  DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
 BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570      50  50  0  227  DO IT AGAIN (1239)         ARUAK CITY
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151         114 157  4  224  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (1278)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 GAZELLE 56-3701             76  92  0  217  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SMUG BUG 55-2900            97 171  0  210  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
 DREAD 32-4666               35  21  0  209  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 ALE'CHAI TALLSKY 35-4026    34   9  0  206  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 WILD THANG! 29-2393         27  20  0  206  STREET WALKERS (14)        LAPUR
 JOHN TYLER 5-4420           43  12  0  202  I'M HISTORY (1088)         KALTOS
 THE QUICKLING 70-1669       95 224  3  201  SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)      SENTERN
 GIMME SOME SUGAR 19-4936    34  24  0  199  ARMY OF DARKNESS (1296)    ZUWAYZA
 DEFIANCE 32-4619            53  18  1  198  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 HIMEY THE PIMP 29-730       50  39  1  198  STREET WALKERS (14)        LAPUR
-HAWK NELSON 43-4636         29   5  0  191  POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE (1312 VEASTIAN
 ARTEMIDORUS 17-6864         58  22  1  190  FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (1293)   ALJAFIR
 LUCRETIUS 32-4687           44  18  3  190  ROMAN HEROES (17)          ARVAT
 KRYSTAL MEYERS 43-4635      28   9  0  185  POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE (1312 VEASTIAN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SEKHAT 7-2251               36  61  2  178  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 ANTONIUS 19-5063            37  18  0  177  IDES OF MARCH (492)        ZUWAYZA
 SISSY CHRISSY 29-1347       38  33  3  170  STREET WALKERS (14)        LAPUR
 MARCELLUS 32-5133           27   9  0  168  ROMAN HEROES (17)          ARVAT
-SNOTMAN 61-3157             17   0  0  162  I HATE THEM TOO (1352)     JURINE

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARKNESS ABOVE 65-4856      28  21  0  157  REIGNING DOOM (1307)       DAL SHANG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JEO THE SONGSMITH 1-3260    47 108  0  146  BLUE EYRIE (1300)          MORDANT
 BRICKHOUSE 29-4131          39  18  0  145  STREET WALKERS (14)        LAPUR
 MARLENUS 31-6184            21   7  1  142  CAESAR'S POOL HALL (608)   CHIMLEVTAL
 JEREMY CAMP 43-4626         21   9  0  140  POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE (1312 VEASTIAN
 DIRTY SANCHEZ 29-4802       24  13  0  135  STREET WALKERS (14)        LAPUR
 GERMANICUS 17-6999          31  15  2  123  GLADIATORS (1328)          ALJAFIR
 WHISPERSTEP 15-2111         19  45  1  121  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 LIMBWALKER 15-2113          24  41  2  117  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 GOLDIE 29-4805              25  11  5  113  STREET WALKERS (14)        LAPUR
 STUMP 15-4882               24  32  0  111  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LEAFSHADOW 15-3906          29  38  0  100  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 HOG REAVER 13-4525          25   1  0  100  THE WILLBURYS 13 (864)     DULLENS
 JESSALIN 15-4713            23  23  0  100  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 GREENGROVE 15-4612          22  27  0  100  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 SAPHRONICUS 17-6850         20   5  0  100  FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (1293)   ALJAFIR
-FEEL THE BUZZ 35-2490       19  10  1  100  ON THE ROCKS (303)         MURSKA
 WIND RIDER 15-4876          25  27  0   99  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 REDBIRD 15-4869             21  14  1   99  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 BROKEN NOSE 15-4277         18  16  0   96  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 QUINTUS 17-6913             27  19  4   93  FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (1293)   ALJAFIR
 WOODEN ARROW 15-4619        20  12  0   91  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOSSROCK 15-4871            26  21  2   85  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 MAD DOG MONTANA 29-4984     26  25  6   83  STREET WALKERS (14)        LAPUR
 MAKADOS 29-4704             21  10  0   83  PHILANTHROPISTS (1350)     LAPUR
 WEDNESDAY 16-5254           18  20  2   83  THE DARK TIDES (1040)      WILLAF
 WOODWALKER 15-4433          17  31  1   80  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 BIRDSONG 15-4434            20  19  1   79  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 TIBERIUS 17-6979            20   1  1   79  FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (1293)   ALJAFIR
 STALKING HORSE 15-4569      17  31  1   79  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 PATTERSON PINE 15-4752      17  27  1   76  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 ROMEO 97-3154               11   1  5   73  PHONETIX (1358)            SHADOW GROVE
 WHITEBRAID 15-2110          27  38  1   68  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 ROCKWOOD 15-4984            20   9  0   68  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 FELICIA 29-1693             19  12  3   62  STREET WALKERS (14)        LAPUR
 REDTHORN 15-4943            18   8  0   62  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 TREEFROG 15-4177            19  10  0   57  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 LEANING TREE 15-4075        18  37  0   55  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 DARDANIUS 19-2683           17   5  1   55  IDES OF MARCH (492)        ZUWAYZA
 HAWKWING 15-2112            22  43  0   54  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 ELOWAN 43-4653              18  21  1   51  OBSCURE LORE (1356)        VEASTIAN
 SUPERCHICK 96-2999           8  20  3   45  KEYS 2 THE KINGDOM (1308)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 BRAVO 96-3034                7   5  3   39  PHONETIX (1357)            OLD VALAMANTIS
-HOTEL 96-3040                8   3  3   35  PHONETIX (1357)            OLD VALAMANTIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

John Tyler -- You will be defeated.  Perhaps not this turn, but inevitably.  Rome
will not move aside for you.  We own this place! -- Caesar

     Perhaps this would be a good time to mention property taxes?

Bionic Buffalo -- Psh!  That was a silly, silly challenge.  And I do not appreciate
you interrupting me with blows about the head and shoulders as I was practicing my
religion.  What's wrong with you? -- Sekhat

     His bionic part got a virus?

Superior Forces -- What's with all the twisty-around my perfectly good parries?  Bad
form! -- Gazelle

Smug Bug -- I had a potion of healing once.  Vile, aren't they?  I suppose if it
tasted good, it wouldn't work. -- Nightcap

Marcellus -- That doesn't even bear discussing. -- Jeo the Songsmith

Gimme Some Sugar -- Now, that was an embarrassing loss!  Makes me rethink my career
choice, that's for sure. -- Wild Thang

John Tyler -- What can I say?  I tried my best, I just couldn't break through your
defenses enough to make a real fight out of it. -- Himey the Pimp

Krystal Meyers -- I'm just waiting for the split to go to Home Guard where I belong.
Let's face facts, I just can't compete here with only my little ADX in parry. --
Brickhouse (I sure hope the split is coming soon or I'll have to retire)

Marlenus -- Wins come far and between for a striker like me at this level, so to
celebrate, I'm going shopping (after I finish getting my tan of course) -- Sissy
Chrissy

Germanicus -- I know you Romans believe in an "open society" but I think you may have
gotten the wrong idea about me. -- Dirty Sanchez

Quintus -- Meanie!!! -- Felicia

Superchick -- Now you feel the power of my Glass Sword, ahem!  I mean Great Sword. --
Goldie

Makados -- I won?  Really?  No, seriously?  Wooooo hoooo. -- Mad Dog Montana

Debbie Tonte -- That hurts!  That really hurts!!  Here I am holding down TWO full
time jobs, an open advocate of free speech, and free religion, and you say I'd be a
poor representative as our Lord Marshall.  I have feelings, too, you know! -- Himey
the Pimp (with his tearful puppy dog eyes)

     So?  I mean, I don't see why guys get all excited about, you know, the stuff you
     do.  Seems icky to me. -- Debby

By popular demand, I'm bringing some of my puds back to occupy those of you here who
are bored.  This time it's going to be the Greenwardens from Malcorn.  I'm not sure
how many will be fighting today, lots, probably.  After I've looked them over, I'll
send many back to the bench, the showers, the nearest bar, or whatever appeals to
them, but some will remain and be active. -- Jorja

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NIGHTCAP devastated JOHN TYLER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
ALE'CHAI TALLSKY subdued THE QUICKLING in a exciting 6 minute Challenge melee.
HIMEY THE PIMP was savagely defeated by CORT NIGHTJEWEL in a 4 minute Challenge duel.
ARTEMIDORUS was defeated by GAZELLE in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.
SEKHAT was viciously subdued by SMUG BUG in a action packed 1 minute Challenge brawl.
JEO THE SONGSMITH was bested by SISSY CHRISSY in a 2 minute Challenge match.
MAD DOG MONTANA was devastated by SAPHRONICUS in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
QUINTUS viciously subdued FELICIA in a action packed 2 minute Challenge melee.
DARDANIUS was vanquished by WEDNESDAY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CORNELIUS overpowered GIMME SOME SUGAR in a action packed 2 minute one-sided fight.
DEFIANCE was narrowly defeated by SUPERIOR FORCES in a exciting 3 minute match.
LUCRETIUS was devastated by BIONIC BUFFALO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
KRYSTAL MEYERS was devastated by KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ANTONIUS was vanquished by WILD THANG! in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
DREAD handily defeated MARCELLUS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DARKNESS ABOVE devastated LIMBWALKER in a exciting 4 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
WHISPERSTEP was beaten by BRICKHOUSE in a exciting 3 minute bout.
MARLENUS savagely defeated STUMP in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody conflict.
GOLDIE overpowered ROSELLA in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
WIND RIDER was overpowered by GERMANICUS in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fray.
DIRTY SANCHEZ was devastated by HELYSE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
JEREMY CAMP defeated LEAFSHADOW in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
MOSSROCK was vanquished by HOG REAVER in a exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
ELOWAN was beaten by WHITEBRAID in a action packed 1 minute duel.
MAKADOS beat REDTHORN in a 2 minute fray.
TIBERIUS overpowered TREEFROG in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven competition.
SUPERCHICK was defeated by HAWKWING in a action packed 1 minute duel.
BRAVO was savagely defeated by BIRDSONG in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
ROMEO overpowered LEANING TREE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ROCKWOOD was overpowered by ROSELLA in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
REDBIRD devastated ROSELLA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PATTERSON PINE was bested by LUCIFREYJA in a 2 minute battle.
JESSALIN demolished ROSELLA in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
WOODEN ARROW handily defeated LUCIFREYJA in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
GREENGROVE handily defeated ROSELLA in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
STALKING HORSE was beaten by LUCIFREYJA in a 3 minute duel.
WOODWALKER was beaten by LUCIFREYJA in a 2 minute competition.
BROKEN NOSE demolished ROSELLA in a 1 minute uneven competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      12         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   3 -  0      75  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         WALL OF STEEL     20 -  10 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  14 -  2      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  34 -  1      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         AIMED BLOW        44 -  45 -  0      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  20 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  20 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         TOTAL PARRY       37 -  39 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  16 -  0      27  |

Turn 533 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  6         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  5         3  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  4         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         6 -  6                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      NIGHTCAP 74-2745          174 126  0  320 DARKLINGS (1160)
LUNGING ATTACK   CORNELIUS 31-3485          49  13  1  264 CAESAR'S POOL HALL (608)
WALL OF STEEL    CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196    131 148  0  234 THE DRAGON FIST (1210)
AIMED BLOW       BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570     50  50  0  227 DO IT AGAIN (1239)
BASHING ATTACK   KOOKABURRA 33-4151        114 157  4  224 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (1278)
TOTAL PARRY      GAZELLE 56-3701            76  92  0  217 REDHORSE (823)
SLASHING ATTACK  THE QUICKLING 70-1669      95 224  3  201 SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    KRYSTAL MEYERS 43-4635     28   9  0  185 POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE (1312)
STRIKING ATTACK  SEKHAT 7-2251              36  61  2  178 CASTAWAYS (1301)
PARRY-STRIKE     LIMBWALKER 15-2113         24  41  2  117 GREENWARDENS (770)

The overall popularity leader is THE QUICKLING 70-1669.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was THE QUICKLING 70-1669.  The ten other most popular fighters were CORT 
NIGHTJEWEL 78-196, ALE'CHAI TALLSKY 35-4026, DARKNESS ABOVE 65-4856, MARLENUS 
31-6184, ARTEMIDORUS 17-6864, CORNELIUS 31-3485, JEREMY CAMP 43-4626, HIMEY THE PIMP 
29-730, SMUG BUG 55-2900, and DEFIANCE 32-4619.

The least popular fighter this week was LEANING TREE 15-4075.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MARCELLUS 32-5133, ELOWAN 43-4653, MOSSROCK 15-4871, WIND RIDER 
15-4876, KRYSTAL MEYERS 43-4635, LUCRETIUS 32-4687, DARDANIUS 19-2683, JEO THE 
SONGSMITH 1-3260, SEKHAT 7-2251, and JOHN TYLER 5-4420.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  ZUWAYZA(19)          0  3 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            5  4 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  0 0  SENTERN(70)          0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            1  3 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          8 13 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          4  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JEO THE SONGSMITH 1-3260    47 108  0  146  BLUE EYRIE (1300)          MORDANT
 JOHN TYLER 5-4420           43  12  0  202  I'M HISTORY (1088)         KALTOS
 SEKHAT 7-2251               36  61  2  178  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 BIONIC BUFFALO 11-6570      50  50  0  227  DO IT AGAIN (1239)         ARUAK CITY
 HOG REAVER 13-4525          25   1  0  100  THE WILLBURYS 13 (864)     DULLENS
 WHISPERSTEP 15-2111         19  45  1  121  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 WEDNESDAY 16-5254           18  20  2   83  THE DARK TIDES (1040)      WILLAF
 ARTEMIDORUS 17-6864         58  22  1  190  FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (1293)   ALJAFIR
 GIMME SOME SUGAR 19-4936    34  24  0  199  ARMY OF DARKNESS (1296)    ZUWAYZA
 WILD THANG! 29-2393         27  20  0  206  STREET WALKERS (14)        LAPUR
 CORNELIUS 31-3485           49  13  1  264  CAESAR'S POOL HALL (608)   CHIMLEVTAL
 DREAD 32-4666               35  21  0  209  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543    134 182  3  231  DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
 ALE'CHAI TALLSKY 35-4026    34   9  0  206  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 KRYSTAL MEYERS 43-4635      28   9  0  185  POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE (1312 VEASTIAN
 SMUG BUG 55-2900            97 171  0  210  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
 GAZELLE 56-3701             76  92  0  217  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 DARKNESS ABOVE 65-4856      28  21  0  157  REIGNING DOOM (1307)       DAL SHANG
 THE QUICKLING 70-1669       95 224  3  201  SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)      SENTERN
 NIGHTCAP 74-2745           174 126  0  320  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 CORT NIGHTJEWEL 78-196     131 148  0  234  THE DRAGON FIST (1210)     LIN TIRIAN
 SUPERCHICK 96-2999           8  20  3   45  KEYS 2 THE KINGDOM (1308)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 ROMEO 97-3154               11   1  5   73  PHONETIX (1358)            SHADOW GROVE