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Date   : 05/19/2011    Duedate: 06/01/2011

FREE BLADES

DM-103    TURN-559

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-TOURNEY TEAM 72/1374    6    0  0  100    8 ON THE ROCKS 35/303    40   40  2 50.0
  2 MIDDLE ITALY 9/1360  1643  963 13 63.0    9 LUROCIANS II 33/775   211  218  5 49.2
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      LUROCIANS XI 74/1038                  
    ARMY OF DARKNESS 19/1296                    BLOOD TITANS 82/1347                  
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                       LUROCIAN ROYALTY 43/1349              
  3 DIRTIE 56/1345        223  155  2 59.0   10 SCARLET KNIGH 70/403  445  488 10 47.7
    DEAD WE SUCK 32/1336                     11 RHYME TYME 55/397     393  453  2 46.5
  4 WENSINWASIN 43/1023    10    8  0 55.6      GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/1278            
  5-MISSSPELLED 32/1373    25   22  1 53.2   12 MEN 29/1372           854 1128 12 43.1
  6 SPLIT INFINI 65/1147  142  129  0 52.4      DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY 33/764           
  7 REDHORSE 56/823       726  717  7 50.3      UNDER DURESS 64/743                   
    DARKLINGS 74/1160                           ASSORTED 32/578                       
    CASTAWAYS 7/1301                            HABIT 78/1375                         
    BLUE EYRIE 1/1300                        13 GREENWARDENS 15/770   707 1540 12 31.5

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 670): SHORT SKIRT of HOT STUFF (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 672): BLACK HEART of CARDS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 574): BLACKHORN of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 666): BOBCAT of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 668): GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 659): ROBERT FROST of DEAD POETS (The Walkin' Dude, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 660): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 332): RENTAL CAR of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 657): MISS CONDUCT of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 330): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 654): MURDER of ANGELS OF PAIN (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 651): MOTHER TERESA of HEROES (?, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 643): OBAN of ON THE ROCKS (Bartender, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 601): VILE HENCHMAN of IS THAT A CLUE? (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 307): CALLOUS CORTNEY of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 302): ACE OF BASE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 288): DURANGO KID of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 533): TOMAS of MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 518): CATIPILLAR of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 500): DAVID TENNANT of DOCTORS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 494): KOLACTAN KABOB of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 237): MRS POTATOE HEAD of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 455): -.... of NUMB-ERS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 450): FRIED KHALANI of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 442): HARNIE BLACK of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 558): GAZELLE of REDHORSE (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 670): HOT STUFF (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 672): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 574): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 666): GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 668): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 659): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 660): MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 332): SONS OF MARS (Mars, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 657): CLUBS 'N CLONES (Demonspawn, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 330): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 654): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 651): RAVAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 643): URBAN JUNGLE (Jugger, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 601): IS THAT A CLUE? (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 307): STREET WALKERS (Roadkil, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 302): ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 288): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 533): INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 518): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 500): DOCTORS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 494): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 237): H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 455): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 450): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 442): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 558): TOURNEY TEAM (LHI, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 574): BLACKHORN of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 665): POT OF GOLD of RAINBOW CONNECTION (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 659): SHORTLINE of MONOPOLY (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 332): RENTAL CAR of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
                          VALERIAN of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 657): LHISSON of MID EARTH (Visionist, mgr.)
              (turn 656): QUARK of TREKKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 654): DEE S. TROYER of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
              (turn 654): LARA of LUROCIAN GUARD (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 650): WINDMILL WILLY of THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 643): HAMMERHEAD of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 307): CALLOUS CORTNEY of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
                               PAYNE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 302): PROWL of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
                                      EARVLING FLASH of FORCE OF WILL
                                                    (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
                          (turn 301): SHELDON of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
                                      RERUN of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
                                      JACK KNIFE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 533): TOMAS of MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                            NICKOLI DRYBONE of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 500): DAVID TENNANT of DOCTORS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 492): SSSKAH of CASTAWAYS (She-Puppy, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 455): -.... of NUMB-ERS (Sherlock, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                           Reflections by the Lord-Marshall

     I'm the new Lord Marshall?  I would have thought it would be someone with a
winning record, like Nightcap or young Rem.  Oh, this is all wrong!  I have nothing
wise or insightful to say.  I'm just an old caravan... harasser.  Me and my friends
used to harass caravans by throwing surprise parties for them.  They were very
annoyed.  Some folks just don't like suprises.  Hmm.  I suppose, having been honored,
I am obliged to pass on some kind of benefit of my experience.  All right.
     When you go to harass a caravan, it helps if your guys outnumber the guards, but
that isn't absolutely necessary if you're better armed and armored than they are,
which you never are, so try to outnumber them.  Unless, you know, you're Ahnold the
Barbarian.  Also it helps to use bows.  Or, you know, slingshots, but bows are more
annoying.
     Silks.  Caravans always carry bolts of brightly colored silk.  These make great
gifts for wives or girlfriends, who will sometimes make an outfit for you out of the
stuff.  Do not try to harass a caravan while wearing brightly colored silk.  If you
must wear silk for such an occasion:  earth tones.  When it comes time to stride
through the smoking ruins of... of annoyed wagons, then you can put on a cloak of
brightly colored silk that will billow dramatically in the wind.   Just save it for
after the surprise party.  These days, on the Isle, I wear brightly colored silk all
the time.
     Silk makes good underwear.  Very soft.  When you get to be an old man, you
notice things like that.
     Hmm.  I believe I've given you my entire store of wisdom.  Go in peace then.

Gazelle

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, it's raining, or at least it's cloudy and looks like it's going to rain
any time.  Not a beach day, you know?  So, a spy report.

     S. Mary Jane had the biggest point gain, twenty-two points.  Jeo the Songsmith
had the biggest loss, eighteen points.  They aren't the same.  We've got point
inflation here, and nobody CARES.  Shouldn't we be doing something about this?  It
gets, you know, embarrassing.  People point at us and laugh.
     Devil Advocates was, or maybe were, most avoided.  On the Rocks did most of the
avoiding of them.  Okay, makes sense to me.  Mossrock got the most challenges.  The
siren at the glove factory just blew.  It's somewhere in the middle of the day, a
lousy time.
     We had nineteen fights with only two standbys, which isn't bad if you compare us
to the other regionals.  Six challenges, two of them tv and the rest radio.  Way to
go.

     KING COREY (43-4620) (22-13-1,80) of LUROCIAN ROYALTY fought ROSELLA (103-39)
(26-25-0,100) of the College of Mimes and Little Old Women.  KING COREY was handily
defeated by ROSELLA in a 1 minute mismatched competition.  Rosella's one of those
little old women that some spy reporters talk about, the ones that think they can
fight better than gladiators.  That's because they WERE gladiators.  Mean ones.
     REDTHORN (15-4943) (27-24-0,92) of GREENWARDENS fought FLESH RIPPER (74-3375)
(19-10-1,96) of LUROCIANS XI.  REDTHORN beat FLESH RIPPER in a popular 1 minute
match.  I had my flesh ripped by a thorn once.  I didn't like it, so I poured my
drink on it and beat it with the umbrella.
     MACHINE (56-3795) (32-31-0,145) of DIRTIE fought WHITEBRAID (15-2110) (33-57-
1,93) of GREENWARDENS.  MACHINE overpowered WHITEBRAID in a 1 minute one-sided match.
Listen, Machine, you don't HAVE to be dirtie, you could wash.
     S. MARY ROSE (78-2313) (56-70-1,113) of HABIT fought WOODEN ARROW (15-4619) (31-
26-0,128) of GREENWARDENS.  S. MARY ROSE devastated WOODEN ARROW in a 1 minute one-
sided brawl.  This is Mary Rose getting the best point gain.  Have you asked yourself
where those points came from, Mary Rose?
     JEO THE SONGSMITH (1-3260) (56-124-0,116) of BLUE EYRIE fought TREEFROG (15-
4177) (26-28-0,100) of GREENWARDENS.  JEO THE SONGSMITH was vanquished by TREEFROG in
a 1 minute one-sided fray.  This, I just have to laugh.  I mean, everybody beats
Treefrog!  Except Jeo.
     GEARFRIED (43-4270) (26-10-0,179) of WENSINWASIN fought SAVORY (32-4143) (32-23-
1,132) of DEAD WE SUCK.  GEARFRIED vanquished SAVORY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
Yes, well, if Savory would try being alive, maybe there would be less suckage?

     ROBERTO LEATHAM (65-6232) (39-64-1,204) of SPLIT INFINITY fought SEKHAT (7-2251)
(43-79-2,183) of CASTAWAYS.  ROBERTO LEATHAM handily defeated SEKHAT in a 1 minute
one-sided conflict.  Bobby's good at putting cats out.
     SMUG BUG (55-2900) (106-187-0,184) of RHYME TYME fought CONTROVERSY (64-3914)
(38-44-1,168) of UNDER DURESS.  SMUG BUG demolished CONTROVERSY in a popular 1 minute
mismatched match.  WHEN will this Bug go to Primus?  I ask you.
     SCAPA (35-4198) (23-4-1,182) of ON THE ROCKS fought SERGE (32-3549) (41-38-
0,204) of ASSORTED.  SCAPA was bested by SERGE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
Oops.  Avoid once bunch of Arvaters, and another bunch blindsides you.
     SANDMAN (74-2896) (53-85-3,233) of DARKLINGS fought HATHU (103-32) (5-1-0,250)
of the College of Mimes and Little Old Women.  SANDMAN was overpowered by HATHU in a
2 minute one-sided match.  Another of the Little Old Women.  She doubles as a bouncer
at the Wolf's Head.
     NIGHTCAP (74-2745) (194-131-0,216) of DARKLINGS fought LORD FIREFLASH (33-2966)
(48-47-0,182) of LUROCIANS II.  NIGHTCAP overpowered LORD FIREFLASH in a popular 1
minute uneven match.  Is anybody surprised>
     REM (74-2853) (85-65-0,221) of DARKLINGS fought SUPERIOR FORCES (33-4543) (155-
186-3,198) of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY.  REM savagely defeated SUPERIOR FORCES in an
action packed 2 minute gory duel.  Gosh, Superior Forces loses the title, and now
everyone's beating him.

The challenges:
     GARY M. REAPER (32-2502) (62-34-1,179) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged STUMP (15-
4882) (28-53-0,155) of GREENWARDENS.  Down 24.  GARY M. REAPER devastated STUMP in a
2 minute mismatched Challenge match.  Huh.
     RED BARON (33-1092) (53-54-3,205) of LUROCIANS II challenged FEEL THE BUZZ (35-
2490) (23-14-1,182) of ON THE ROCKS.  Down 23.  Just call us Little Darkholm.  RED
BARON devastated FEEL THE BUZZ in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
     GIMME SOME SUGAR (19-4936) (45-37-0,183) of ARMY OF DARKNESS challenged THE
QUICKLING (70-1669) (101-243-3,187) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  Up 4.  GIMME SOME SUGAR
overpowered THE QUICKLING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  Good, you made it
quick.  I mean, I've been watching the Quickling fight for YEARS now, you know?  Old
hat.  Well, more of a scarf than a hat.  Maybe a hood.
     MARTIN BLANK (82-28434) (27-5-0,228) of BLOOD TITANS challenged KOOKABURRA (33-
4151) (128-168-5,219) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.  Down 9.  MARTIN BLANK slimly won
victory over KOOKABURRA in a 2 minute Challenge contest.  Thin mints would be better.
Really.

The TV challenges, and we congratulate the Tourney Victors:
     REPUGNANT (97-3677) (12-5-4,80) of SONS OF SATAN TV challenged MOSSROCK (15-
4871) (36-36-2,84) of GREENWARDENS.  Up 4.  REPUGNANT viciously subdued MOSSROCK in a
popular 2 minute gruesome Challenge match.  Mossrock, the Most Challenged, was
sitting there with a target on his chest....
     BILBO BAGGINNI (9-5508) (29-15-0,174) of MIDDLE ITALY TV challenged SLEEPWALKER
(74-2843) (51-103-1,163) of DARKLINGS.  Down 11.  BILBO BAGGINNI devastated
SLEEPWALKER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  And Sleepwalker never even
woke up!

For the title, and thank you for writing a column, Gazelle,
     GAZELLE (56-3701) (93-100-0,220) of REDHORSE fought ARGUMENT (64-3915) (37-45-
0,196) of UNDER DURESS.  GAZELLE handily defeated ARGUMENT in an action packed 3
minute uneven Title melee.  This is good.  You won that argument!  I bet you
harrassed him.  Well, good.  Do it again.  The column, too.

                                       Debby T.

LORD-MARSHALL                 W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAZELLE 56-3701             94 100  0  232  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARTIN BLANK 82-28434       28   5  0  234  BLOOD TITANS (1347)        DWES EG
 REM 74-2853                 86  65  0  228  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 NIGHTCAP 74-2745           195 131  0  223  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 RED BARON 33-1092           54  54  3  215  LUROCIANS II (775)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SERGE 32-3549               42  38  0  215  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ROBERTO LEATHAM 65-6232     40  64  1  210  SPLIT INFINITY (1147)      DAL SHANG
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151         128 169  5  202  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (1278)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543    155 187  3  200  DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
 GIMME SOME SUGAR 19-4936    46  37  0  196  ARMY OF DARKNESS (1296)    ZUWAYZA
 LORD FIREFLASH 33-2966      48  48  0  193  LUROCIANS II (775)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SMUG BUG 55-2900           107 187  0  191  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
 SANDMAN 74-2896             53  86  3  191  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 ARGUMENT 64-3915            37  46  0  190  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 GARY M. REAPER 32-2502      63  34  1  186  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508       30  15  0  184  MIDDLE ITALY (1360)        ZUKAL
 SCAPA 35-4198               23   5  1  183  ON THE ROCKS (303)         MURSKA
 GEARFRIED 43-4270           27  10  0  182  WENSINWASIN (1023)         VEASTIAN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE QUICKLING 70-1669      101 244  3  177  SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)      SENTERN
 SEKHAT 7-2251               43  80  2  177  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 FEEL THE BUZZ 35-2490       23  15  1  177  ON THE ROCKS (303)         MURSKA
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914         38  45  1  162  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         51 104  1  160  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 STUMP 15-4882               28  54  0  158  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MACHINE 56-3795             33  31  0  147  DIRTIE (1345)              ROCANIS
 SAVORY 32-4143              32  24  1  138  DEAD WE SUCK (1336)        ARVAT
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        57  70  1  135  HABIT (1375)               LIN TIRIAN
 TREEFROG 15-4177            27  28  0  119  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 WOODEN ARROW 15-4619        31  27  0  110  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 REDTHORN 15-4943            28  24  0  105  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JEO THE SONGSMITH 1-3260    56 125  0   98  BLUE EYRIE (1300)          MORDANT
 WHITEBRAID 15-2110          33  58  1   97  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 FLESH RIPPER 74-3375        19  11  1   91  LUROCIANS XI (1038)        DAYLA KIV

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           13   5  4   90  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 MOSSROCK 15-4871            36  37  2   80  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 KING COREY 43-4620          22  14  1   76  LUROCIAN ROYALTY (1349)    VEASTIAN
-SAZERAC 35-4185             17  14  1   71  ON THE ROCKS (303)         MURSKA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Red Baron -- Curse you, Red Baron! -- Sekhat, hunkering down in cathouse

Scapa -- You could at least have taught me something. -- Sleepwalker

Superior Forces -- Ah, I like those lengthy fights that really allow a seasoned
warrior to show his mettle.  How much sand did you eat when you faceplanted there? --
Gazelle

The Quickling -- Hmm.  Hope your arm is feeling better.   How did you like that move
where I leaped over your swing and stabbed you while I was in midair?  Didn't know I
had it in me. -- Sandman

Argument -- Um.  Crotch hit.  Sorry.  Heat of the moment and all that. -- Nightcap

Gary M. Reaper -- Good fight.  Of course it was better because I won.  *grinning* --
Rem

Machine -- Why would an elf take a name like that?  And I view your weapon with
disdain.  It is quite crude. -- Jeo the Songsmith

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BILBO BAGGINNI devastated SLEEPWALKER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
REPUGNANT viciously subdued MOSSROCK in a popular 2 minute gruesome Challenge match.
MARTIN BLANK slimly won victory over KOOKABURRA in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
GIMME SOME SUGAR overpowered THE QUICKLING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
RED BARON devastated FEEL THE BUZZ in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
GARY M. REAPER devastated STUMP in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
GAZELLE handily defeated ARGUMENT in a action packed 3 minute uneven Title melee.
REM savagely defeated SUPERIOR FORCES in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
NIGHTCAP overpowered LORD FIREFLASH in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
SANDMAN was overpowered by HATHU in a 2 minute one-sided match.
SCAPA was bested by SERGE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
SMUG BUG demolished CONTROVERSY in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
ROBERTO LEATHAM handily defeated SEKHAT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
GEARFRIED vanquished SAVORY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
JEO THE SONGSMITH was vanquished by TREEFROG in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
S. MARY ROSE devastated WOODEN ARROW in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MACHINE overpowered WHITEBRAID in a 1 minute one-sided match.
REDTHORN beat FLESH RIPPER in a popular 1 minute match.
KING COREY was handily defeated by ROSELLA in a 1 minute mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   3 -  0      73  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         WALL OF STEEL     14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   5 -  1      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  13 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    58 -  55 -  0      51  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        30 -  31 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY       22 -  23 -  0      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  18 -  0      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  18 -  0      31  |

Turn 559 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  5     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      GAZELLE 56-3701            94 100  0  232 REDHORSE (823)
PARRY-STRIKE     MARTIN BLANK 82-28434      28   5  0  234 BLOOD TITANS (1347)
LUNGING ATTACK   REM 74-2853                86  65  0  228 DARKLINGS (1160)
PARRY-LUNGE      NIGHTCAP 74-2745          195 131  0  223 DARKLINGS (1160)
BASHING ATTACK   KOOKABURRA 33-4151        128 169  5  202 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (1278)
WALL OF STEEL    SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543   155 187  3  200 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SANDMAN 74-2896            53  86  3  191 DARKLINGS (1160)
AIMED BLOW       GARY M. REAPER 32-2502     63  34  1  186 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
SLASHING ATTACK  GEARFRIED 43-4270          27  10  0  182 WENSINWASIN (1023)
STRIKING ATTACK  SEKHAT 7-2251              43  80  2  177 CASTAWAYS (1301)

The overall popularity leader is NIGHTCAP 74-2745.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ARGUMENT 64-3915.  The ten other most popular fighters were REPUGNANT 
97-3677, GAZELLE 56-3701, REM 74-2853, BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508, GARY M. REAPER 32-2502, 
SMUG BUG 55-2900, KOOKABURRA 33-4151, GIMME SOME SUGAR 19-4936, MOSSROCK 15-4871, and 
MARTIN BLANK 82-28434.

The least popular fighter this week was WHITEBRAID 15-2110.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were WOODEN ARROW 15-4619, SAVORY 32-4143, FEEL THE BUZZ 35-2490, 
JEO THE SONGSMITH 1-3260, SEKHAT 7-2251, CONTROVERSY 64-3914, SCAPA 35-4198, LORD 
FIREFLASH 33-2966, KING COREY 43-4620, and MACHINE 56-3795.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  3 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  2 0  SENTERN(70)          0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  3 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  4 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  0 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
ARVAT(32)            2  1 0  KURUKAR(64)          0  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JEO THE SONGSMITH 1-3260    56 125  0   98  BLUE EYRIE (1300)          MORDANT
 SEKHAT 7-2251               43  80  2  177  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508       30  15  0  184  MIDDLE ITALY (1360)        ZUKAL
 STUMP 15-4882               28  54  0  158  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 GIMME SOME SUGAR 19-4936    46  37  0  196  ARMY OF DARKNESS (1296)    ZUWAYZA
 SERGE 32-3549               42  38  0  215  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 RED BARON 33-1092           54  54  3  215  LUROCIANS II (775)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SCAPA 35-4198               23   5  1  183  ON THE ROCKS (303)         MURSKA
 GEARFRIED 43-4270           27  10  0  182  WENSINWASIN (1023)         VEASTIAN
 SMUG BUG 55-2900           107 187  0  191  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
 GAZELLE 56-3701             94 100  0  232  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 ARGUMENT 64-3915            37  46  0  190  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 ROBERTO LEATHAM 65-6232     40  64  1  210  SPLIT INFINITY (1147)      DAL SHANG
 THE QUICKLING 70-1669      101 244  3  177  SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)      SENTERN
 REM 74-2853                 86  65  0  228  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        57  70  1  135  HABIT (1375)               LIN TIRIAN
 MARTIN BLANK 82-28434       28   5  0  234  BLOOD TITANS (1347)        DWES EG
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           13   5  4   90  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE