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Date : 08/11/2011 Duedate: 08/24/2011
FREE BLADES
DM-103 TURN-565
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 THE WILLBURY 78/1376 6 3 0 66.7 6 ON THE ROCKS 35/303 47 45 2 51.1
2 MIDDLE ITALY 9/1360 1659 971 13 63.1 7 REDHORSE 56/823 747 738 7 50.3
DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298 DARKLINGS 74/1160
ARMY OF DARKNESS 19/1296 CASTAWAYS 7/1301
SONS OF SATAN 97/1371 BLUE EYRIE 1/1300
3 DIRTIE 56/1345 228 162 2 58.5 8 LUROCIANS II 33/775 228 228 5 50.0
DEAD WE SUCK 32/1336 LUROCIANS XI 74/1038
4 PHONETIX 96/1357 152 139 0 52.2 BLOOD TITANS 82/1347
THE ALPHABET 74/1343 LUROCIAN ROYALTY 43/1349
POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE 43/1312 9 SCARLET KNIGH 70/403 447 492 10 47.6
I'M HISTORY 5/1088 10 RHYME TYME 55/397 399 459 2 46.5
5 PHILANTHROPIS 7/1378 488 455 7 51.7 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/1278
THE PHILANTHROPISTS 35/746 11 HABIT 78/1375 871 1141 12 43.3
PHILANTHROPISTS 60/1381 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY 33/764
PHILANTHROPISTS 33/1380 UNDER DURESS 64/743
PHILANTHROPISTS 5/1383 ASSORTED 32/578
PHILANTHROPISTS 4/1379 12 GREENWARDENS 15/770 718 1565 12 31.4
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 676): BITTERMAN of BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 678): LORIMERA of SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 13 DULLENS (turn 586): KILLER of MANIACS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 672): SKITTLES of RAINBOW CONNECTION (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 674): LONGING LEGGINGS of EMOTIONAL PANTS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 665): ZOMBIE of ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 666): BEETLE BAILEY of MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 335): SCARLET of D'HARAN EMPIRE (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 663): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 333): SNORTY MCSNORT of ALL NIGHT LONG (Destitute Noble?)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 660): ROGER THE BRAVE of LUROCIAN GUARD (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 657): MANUTE BOL of HEROES (?, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 649): DECEMBRE of URBAN JUNGLE (Jugger, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 607): VILE HENCHMAN of IS THAT A CLUE? (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 310): ELISHAR of GOD OR GODDESS (Sir Blackguard, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 305): ACE OF BASE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 291): NASTY NES of PUBLICH ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 539): ERIK of MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 524): TICK ... TOCK of UNNAMEABLES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 506): ANDRES of BOMB SQUAD (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 500): SASHA of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 240): STINKY PETE of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 461): 111 of NUMB-ERS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 456): NIGHTBRINGER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 447): TESLA SHARPE of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 564): NIGHTCAP of DARKLINGS (She-Puppy, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 676): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 678): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
DM 13 DULLENS (turn 586): MANIACS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 672): SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 674): EMOTIONAL PANTS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 665): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 666): THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 335): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 663): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 333): NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 660): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 657): THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 649): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 607): IS THAT A CLUE? (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 310): NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 305): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 291): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 539): MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 524): BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (A=-Sop, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 506): BOMB SQUAD (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 500): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 240): H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 461): SAND DAMCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 456): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 447): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 564): MIDDLE ITALY et al (The Dark One, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 675): MABUSHI of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 678): LORIMERA of SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 13 DULLENS (turn 586): POLYJUICE TWINS of HARRY POTTER AND THE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 671): SILVER GHOST of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 673): GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 665): DICKY of BOWDEANS (?, mgr.)
(turn 664): ALIDA BERN of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 665): THIMBLE of MONOPOLY (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 335): SCARLET of D'HARAN EMPIRE (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 662): JEHLCH of MID EARTH (Visionist, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 333): SNORTY MCSNORT of ALL NIGHT LONG (Destitute Noble?)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 657): MANUTE BOL of HEROES (?, mgr.)
(turn 656): SCUTTLEBUTT of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 305): ACE OF BASE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
JUNEAU DAWNING of ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 291): GOBERT HINNY of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 539): ERIK of MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
(turn 538): DOLGAN of MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
HAL'IGGE JOYROC of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 523): HORNET of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 499): HARITH TEN MORU of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 239): MRS. POTATOE HEAD of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 447): THE COUNT of J (Sherlock, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Lord-Marshall
Still? There must be some mistake, you know. The She-Puppy's warriors just
don't...
Oh! Hello. Nightcap here. Actually my name is Fairwind ten Solat. Yes,
"Fairwind" is odd for a given name. Someone said it must mean I had hippie parents.
No, not at all. They dressed in odd, flowing clothes, drank strange teas, and often
gave flowers to strangers on the street, but their hips were of normal size.
Unfortunately they stuck me with the nickname "Windy." And some very unkind
schoolmates called me "Fairy." I thought that was unfortunate, until I joined the
Darklings and people started calling me "Nighty."
John Tyler, you lasted into the third minute. Personally I think they should
have awarded you the win for that.
There are five Grand Challenger Champions who can reach me. I'm hoping it will
be Superior Forces. I don't do well against that style, I think.
That's all for now. I hope you enjoyed the results of today's fights, and for
those who didn't, maybe you'll do better in two weeks.
With best wishes,
Nightcap
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Wow, we had RAIN! And not just a little rain, either, it was like the gods
turned on a faucet. It made me want a boat or something, you know?
But now we have fights. And a guy with a bag over his head taking notes, which
makes you wonder--the bag--how he can SEE to take the notes, doesn't it?
Biggest point movements: Redthorn up thirty-six, Krystal Meyers down twenty-
six, same fight.
Most avoided, Darklings. Most avoiding of Darklings, Devil Advocates.
Most challenged, I think Jeo the Songsmith, but what with that bag over his
head, not Jeo's, the Unknown (Ha!) Spymaster's, it's hard to be sure.
Twenty-two fights, two standbys, seven challenges.
KING COREY (43-4620) (24-15-1,88) of LUROCIAN ROYALTY fought WHITEBRAID (15-
2110) (34-62-1,87) of GREENWARDENS. KING COREY was viciously subdued by WHITEBRAID
in a popular 1 minute brutal contest. Whoa! Whitebraid won a fight! This is news!
BRAVO (96-3034) (10-10-3,66) of PHONETIX fought LUCIFREYJA (103-40) (19-21-1,90)
of the College of Mimes. BRAVO savagely defeated LUCIFREYJA in an action packed 4
minute gruesome bout. Well, Luci's used to that.
FLESH RIPPER (74-3375) (21-12-1,124) of LUROCIANS XI fought SLEEPWALKER (74-
2843) (52-108-1,140) of DARKLINGS. FLESH RIPPER devastated SLEEPWALKER in a popular
1 minute gruesome one-sided contest. Lot of ripping out there.
KRYSTAL MEYERS (43-4635) (31-14-0,164) of POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE fought REDTHORN
(15-4943) (29-28-0,131) of GREENWARDENS. KRYSTAL MEYERS was overpowered by REDTHORN
in a 1 minute mismatched fight. This was the big point movement fight, of course.
CONTROVERSY (64-3914) (41-47-1,171) of UNDER DURESS fought MOSSROCK (15-4871)
(39-39-2,127) of GREENWARDENS. CONTROVERSY demolished MOSSROCK in a 1 minute one-
sided bout. Some people just can't take an argument.
JOHN TYLER (5-4420) (45-14-0,208) of I'M HISTORY fought SAVORY (32-4143) (34-27-
1,165) of DEAD WE SUCK. JOHN TYLER defeated SAVORY in a 2 minute bout. So? They're
both dead anyway.
DANISH (74-2451) (77-34-0,187) of THE ALPHABET fought WOODEN ARROW (15-4619)
(32-31-0,163) of GREENWARDENS. DANISH devastated WOODEN ARROW in a 1 minute
mismatched brawl. I've been wondering, is this Danish a pastry? That would be good.
THE QUICKLING (70-1669) (103-247-3,182) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought SCAPA (35-
4198) (24-8-1,180) of ON THE ROCKS. THE QUICKLING was viciously subdued by SCAPA in
an action packed 2 minute brutal duel. It's tough being a fossil when a young
hotshot comes along.
ARGUMENT (64-3915) (38-50-0,201) of UNDER DURESS fought SANDMAN (74-2896) (55-
89-3,193) of DARKLINGS. ARGUMENT overpowered SANDMAN in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
And some people can't take any kind of controversy, either.
GOLEM (35-1485) (86-56-1,210) of THE PHILANTHROPISTS fought S. MARY ROSE (78-
2313) (60-72-1,172) of HABIT. GOLEM devastated S. MARY ROSE in a crowd pleasing 2
minute mismatched bout. Is this what philanthropy is about?
KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (130-172-5,201) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES fought REM (74-2853)
(89-67-0,203) of DARKLINGS. KOOKABURRA handily defeated REM in an exciting 1 minute
one-sided contest. That's the thing about cookies in bed, you think you've got it
covered, but you still get crumbs.
SUPERIOR FORCES (33-4543) (160-187-3,288) of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY fought SMUG
BUG (55-2900) (110-189-0,186) of RHYME TYME. SUPERIOR FORCES demolished SMUG BUG in
a 1 minute mismatched match. Well, I guess this is good. Two fossils bashing each
other around.
GAZELLE (56-3701) (97-102-0,227) of REDHORSE fought STUMP (15-4882) (30-57-
0,181) of GREENWARDENS. GAZELLE overpowered STUMP in a popular 5 minute gory uneven
match. Just... jumped right over him.
MARTIN BLANK (82-28434) (31-7-0,215) of BLOOD TITANS fought GIMME SOME SUGAR
(19-4936) (50-38-0,218) of ARMY OF DARKNESS. MARTIN BLANK vanquished GIMME SOME
SUGAR in an action packed 3 minute uneven fight. Well, you know, sugar... it lets
you down.
UNFORGETTABLE (78-2306) (19-2-3,230) of THE WILLBURYS 78 fought HATHU (103-32)
(5-1-0,250) of the College of Mimes. UNFORGETTABLE lost to HATHU in an action packed
1 minute duel. The other standby, and a winner. This makes the standbys happy.
The challenges:
OBAN (35-4213) (16-6-1,87) of ON THE ROCKS challenged JEO THE SONGSMITH (1-3260)
(57-129-0,75) of BLUE EYRIE. Down 12. OBAN was outwaited by JEO THE SONGSMITH in a
slow 13 minute Challenge competition. I suppose we have to have long fights now and
then, I used the time to go out for a sandwich.
REPUGNANT (97-3677) (15-8-4,104) of SONS OF SATAN challenged TREEFROG (15-4177)
(28-32-0,114) of GREENWARDENS. Up 10. REPUGNANT vanquished TREEFROG in an exciting
1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Poor Frog, always getting smashed.
LORD FIREFLASH (33-2966) (49-50-0,180) of LUROCIANS II challenged MACHINE (56-
3795) (36-33-0,168) of DIRTIE. Down 12. LORD FIREFLASH demolished MACHINE in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge competition. Well, you know, machines. They break down
for any reason at all.
GARY M. REAPER (32-2502) (66-36-1,189) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged SERGE (32-
3549) (44-41-0,189) of ASSORTED. Straight across. GARY M. REAPER bested SERGE in a
popular 1 minute Challenge fight. Fast but, you know, pretty good, for a fight.
LADY EMILY (33-6626) (40-33-1,190) of LUROCIANS II challenged SEKHAT (7-2251)
(46-82-2,190) of CASTAWAYS. Straight across. LADY EMILY demolished SEKHAT in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. It's the cat hair. Some ladies
really can't stand the cat hair.
RED BARON (33-1092) (58-55-3,243) of LUROCIANS II challenged FEEL THE BUZZ (35-
2490) (27-15-1,211) of ON THE ROCKS. Down 32. RED BARON vanquished FEEL THE BUZZ in
a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle. This was, like, totally not a surprise.
For the title:
BILBO BAGGINNI (9-5508) (35-15-0,234) of MIDDLE ITALY challenged NIGHTCAP (74-
2745) (200-131-0,317) of DARKLINGS. Up 83 or something like that. BILBO BAGGINNI
was devastated by NIGHTCAP in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight. You see, this is
what happens when you write columns. You keep titles. Well, not always, but often.
Debby T.
LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NIGHTCAP 74-2745 201 131 0 337 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543 161 187 3 294 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
RED BARON 33-1092 59 55 3 260 LUROCIANS II (775) NIATOLI ISLAND
GAZELLE 56-3701 98 102 0 235 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
MARTIN BLANK 82-28434 32 7 0 234 BLOOD TITANS (1347) DWES EG
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 131 172 5 223 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (1278) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GOLEM 35-1485 87 56 1 214 THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746) MURSKA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOHN TYLER 5-4420 46 14 0 210 I'M HISTORY (1088) KALTOS
ARGUMENT 64-3915 39 50 0 210 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508 35 16 0 208 MIDDLE ITALY (1360) ZUKAL
LADY EMILY 33-6626 41 33 1 203 LUROCIANS II (775) NIATOLI ISLAND
GARY M. REAPER 32-2502 67 36 1 197 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
GIMME SOME SUGAR 19-4936 50 39 0 197 ARMY OF DARKNESS (1296) ZUWAYZA
SERGE 32-3549 44 42 0 193 ASSORTED (578) ARVAT
DANISH 74-2451 78 34 0 192 THE ALPHABET (1343) DAYLA KIV
FEEL THE BUZZ 35-2490 27 16 1 191 ON THE ROCKS (303) MURSKA
REM 74-2853 89 68 0 190 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
LORD FIREFLASH 33-2966 50 50 0 190 LUROCIANS II (775) NIATOLI ISLAND
SCAPA 35-4198 25 8 1 189 ON THE ROCKS (303) MURSKA
SANDMAN 74-2896 55 90 3 185 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
SEKHAT 7-2251 46 83 2 183 CASTAWAYS (1301) BONSUR
THE QUICKLING 70-1669 103 248 3 181 SCARLET KNIGHTS (403) SENTERN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SMUG BUG 55-2900 110 190 0 180 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 60 73 1 178 HABIT (1375) LIN TIRIAN
SAVORY 32-4143 34 28 1 178 DEAD WE SUCK (1336) ARVAT
STUMP 15-4882 30 58 0 177 GREENWARDENS (770) MALCORN
CONTROVERSY 64-3914 42 47 1 173 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
WOODEN ARROW 15-4619 32 32 0 170 GREENWARDENS (770) MALCORN
REDTHORN 15-4943 30 28 0 167 GREENWARDENS (770) MALCORN
MACHINE 56-3795 36 34 0 161 DIRTIE (1345) ROCANIS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FLESH RIPPER 74-3375 22 12 1 145 LUROCIANS XI (1038) DAYLA KIV
KRYSTAL MEYERS 43-4635 31 15 0 138 POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE (1312 VEASTIAN
MOSSROCK 15-4871 39 40 2 128 GREENWARDENS (770) MALCORN
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 52 109 1 125 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
REPUGNANT 97-3677 16 8 4 120 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE
TREEFROG 15-4177 28 33 0 101 GREENWARDENS (770) MALCORN
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WHITEBRAID 15-2110 35 62 1 100 GREENWARDENS (770) MALCORN
JEO THE SONGSMITH 1-3260 58 129 0 91 BLUE EYRIE (1300) MORDANT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BRAVO 96-3034 11 10 3 86 PHONETIX (1357) OLD VALAMANTIS
KING COREY 43-4620 24 16 1 82 LUROCIAN ROYALTY (1349) VEASTIAN
OBAN 35-4213 16 7 1 73 ON THE ROCKS (303) MURSKA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Feel the Buzz -- Oh, that's depressing. I don't feel any buzz. I think my "buzz"
nerves got old and tired. Go away. -- Sandman
John Tyler -- Hmm. Here on the Isle, you should try to move more quickly. --
Nightcap
Gary M. Reaper -- Now THAT was a great surprise! A fighter of your style, with a
winning record, attacks me... and I win? Not supposed to happen. But I'll take it.
-- Gazelle
S. Mary Rose -- I think you need to attack more. -- Rem
Controversy -- Pssh! My team has an unexpected winning streak, but do I benefit from
it? Nooo, of course not. Must be doing something wrong... a black cat did cross my
path. He's one of my teammates, one of those Castaways -- Sleepwalker
Savory -- Healing magics, eh? Not a potion? What did they do exactly, if you can
remember? -- Sekhat
Whitebraid -- Although you are a groundgrubber and therefore I do not like you, you
fought well. -- Jeo the Songsmith
Treefrog -- That is very suspicious. -- Jeo the Songsmith
So. Personals. Ever think how unfair it is that we have to fight for our very
lives, and then limp over to a table and write nice about it? Jorja wants personals,
she can write 'em, is what *I* say. -- Whitebraid the Disgruntled
Jeo the Songsmith -- Oh... I thought they said you were "eerie," and I'm against that
kind of thing. It was my job back in Malcorn, see, looking for eerie stuff in the
woods and STOMPING it. -- Whitebraid
Krystal Meyers -- *I* wouldn't have minded being surprised. Like, with a WIN. --
Redthorn, also disgruntled
Machine -- Debby missed the boat on OUR fight. Not woodchips this time, this time
we've got broken gear-teeth, snapped belts, and overheated engines. Works for me. --
Stump
The Quickling -- Well... at least it was quick. -- a battered Treefrog
Serge -- What do you say we get together and light a fire in the arena? We could
break up some of the benches for wood, squeeze some fat bookies for grease to get it
going, and have a party. -- Wooden Arrow
Repugnant -- Yep, that about covers it: caught by a rock in a hard place. I smote
you hip and thigh. -- Mossrock
Sekhat -- I didn't think you were a Fratsfan, they don't usually have tails, by what
I hear. But I thought you might have been one of those Andorian cat-people. --
Wooden Arrow
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BILBO BAGGINNI was devastated by NIGHTCAP in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
RED BARON vanquished FEEL THE BUZZ in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
LADY EMILY demolished SEKHAT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
GARY M. REAPER bested SERGE in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
LORD FIREFLASH demolished MACHINE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
REPUGNANT vanquished TREEFROG in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
OBAN was outwaited by JEO THE SONGSMITH in a slow 13 minute Challenge competition.
UNFORGETTABLE lost to HATHU in a action packed 1 minute duel.
MARTIN BLANK vanquished GIMME SOME SUGAR in a action packed 3 minute uneven fight.
GAZELLE overpowered STUMP in a popular 5 minute gory uneven match.
SUPERIOR FORCES demolished SMUG BUG in a 1 minute mismatched match.
KOOKABURRA handily defeated REM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
GOLEM devastated S. MARY ROSE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched bout.
ARGUMENT overpowered SANDMAN in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
THE QUICKLING was viciously subdued by SCAPA in a action packed 2 minute brutal duel.
DANISH devastated WOODEN ARROW in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
JOHN TYLER defeated SAVORY in a 2 minute bout.
CONTROVERSY demolished MOSSROCK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
KRYSTAL MEYERS was overpowered by REDTHORN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
FLESH RIPPER devastated SLEEPWALKER in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided contest.
BRAVO savagely defeated LUCIFREYJA in a action packed 4 minute gruesome bout.
KING COREY was viciously subdued by WHITEBRAID in a popular 1 minute brutal contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 12 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 6 - 0 71 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 4 - 0 71 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 4 - 0 69 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 6 - 0 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 24 - 25 - 0 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 TOTAL PARRY 22 - 23 - 0 49 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 16 - 0 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 51 - 59 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 22 - 0 44 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 14 - 0 42 |
Turn 565 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 7 3 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 5 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE NIGHTCAP 74-2745 201 131 0 337 DARKLINGS (1160)
WALL OF STEEL SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543 161 187 3 294 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764)
LUNGING ATTACK RED BARON 33-1092 59 55 3 260 LUROCIANS II (775)
TOTAL PARRY GAZELLE 56-3701 98 102 0 235 REDHORSE (823)
PARRY-STRIKE MARTIN BLANK 82-28434 32 7 0 234 BLOOD TITANS (1347)
BASHING ATTACK KOOKABURRA 33-4151 131 172 5 223 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (1278)
AIMED BLOW BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508 35 16 0 208 MIDDLE ITALY (1360)
STRIKING ATTACK LADY EMILY 33-6626 41 33 1 203 LUROCIANS II (775)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SANDMAN 74-2896 55 90 3 185 DARKLINGS (1160)
SLASHING ATTACK THE QUICKLING 70-1669 103 248 3 181 SCARLET KNIGHTS (403)
The overall popularity leader is NIGHTCAP 74-2745. The most popular warrior this
turn was GAZELLE 56-3701. The ten other most popular fighters were BRAVO 96-3034,
MARTIN BLANK 82-28434, LADY EMILY 33-6626, SCAPA 35-4198, WHITEBRAID 15-2110, FLESH
RIPPER 74-3375, GIMME SOME SUGAR 19-4936, GOLEM 35-1485, S. MARY ROSE 78-2313, and
ARGUMENT 64-3915.
The least popular fighter this week was OBAN 35-4213. The other ten least popular
fighters were KING COREY 43-4620, KRYSTAL MEYERS 43-4635, MOSSROCK 15-4871, SMUG BUG
55-2900, JEO THE SONGSMITH 1-3260, MACHINE 56-3795, FEEL THE BUZZ 35-2490, BILBO
BAGGINNI 9-5508, WOODEN ARROW 15-4619, and TREEFROG 15-4177.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 5 0 0 SENTERN(70) 0 1 0
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 2 2 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 3 3 0
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 0 2 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 2 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
MALCORN(15) 2 4 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 KURUKAR(64) 2 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
ARVAT(32) 1 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JEO THE SONGSMITH 1-3260 58 129 0 91 BLUE EYRIE (1300) MORDANT
JOHN TYLER 5-4420 46 14 0 210 I'M HISTORY (1088) KALTOS
SEKHAT 7-2251 46 83 2 183 CASTAWAYS (1301) BONSUR
BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508 35 16 0 208 MIDDLE ITALY (1360) ZUKAL
STUMP 15-4882 30 58 0 177 GREENWARDENS (770) MALCORN
GIMME SOME SUGAR 19-4936 50 39 0 197 ARMY OF DARKNESS (1296) ZUWAYZA
GARY M. REAPER 32-2502 67 36 1 197 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
SUPERIOR FORCES 33-4543 161 187 3 294 DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (764) NIATOLI ISLAND
GOLEM 35-1485 87 56 1 214 THE PHILANTHROPISTS (746) MURSKA
KRYSTAL MEYERS 43-4635 31 15 0 138 POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE (1312 VEASTIAN
SMUG BUG 55-2900 110 190 0 180 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
GAZELLE 56-3701 98 102 0 235 REDHORSE (823) ROCANIS
ARGUMENT 64-3915 39 50 0 210 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
THE QUICKLING 70-1669 103 248 3 181 SCARLET KNIGHTS (403) SENTERN
NIGHTCAP 74-2745 201 131 0 337 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 60 73 1 178 HABIT (1375) LIN TIRIAN
MARTIN BLANK 82-28434 32 7 0 234 BLOOD TITANS (1347) DWES EG
BRAVO 96-3034 11 10 3 86 PHONETIX (1357) OLD VALAMANTIS
REPUGNANT 97-3677 16 8 4 120 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective
immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.