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Date   : 05/31/2012    Duedate: 06/13/2012

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 586

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DIRT DEVILS 35/1246 1709 1001  13 63.1      LUROCIANS XI 74/1038
    MIDDLE ITALY 9/1360                         LUROCIAN ROYALTY 43/1349
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                    7 CASTAWAYS 7/1301     832  795   8 51.1
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      BLUE EYRIE 1/1300
    ARMY OF DARKNESS 19/1296                    DARKLINGS 74/1160
  2 TOURNEY TEA 72/1374    7    5   0 58.3    8 RHYME TYME 55/397    424  476   2 47.1
  3 DIRTIE 56/1345       247  185   2 57.2      GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/1278
    DEAD WE SUCK 32/1336                      9 STREET WALKER 29/14  202  231   4 46.7
  4 WILD BOYS 15/1012    590  491   6 54.6   10 HABIT 78/1375        913 1190  14 43.4
  5 DIVINE HERI 33/1364  192  170   7 53.0      ASSORTED 32/578
  6 LUROCIANS II 33/775  288  273   7 51.3      UNDER DURESS 64/743
    BLOOD TITANS 82/1347                     11 GREENWARDENS 15/770  750 1659  12 31.1

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 697): G-STRING of HOT STUFF (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 699): MAC THE SPOON of THE SYNDICATE (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 628): GRIM LAUGHTER of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 693): SUNDOG of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 695): GOOD AS GOLD of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 686): BARNUM CHELLS of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 687): BULL HALSEY of MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 346): COLGATE SMILE of MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 684): PUB O'CONNOR of CLAN CROW (Owsly, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 343): XANDAR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 681): DISTORTION of DEATH BY DESIGN (Bubba Ganoosh, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 678): HEADLESS NORSEMAN of HALLOWEINERS (The Dark One)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 670): GRINCH of THE BAD GUYS (Mr. Bad Guy, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 628): CYCLONE of FAMOUS HURLERS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): MINI DRIVER of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 315): SPAWN of FANTASTIC FIVE (?, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 560): ELISE GOUDGE of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 545): Q MARK of UNNAMEABLES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 527): DEEMER EPPT of MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 521): MARAN TEN PALAN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 251): BOOB of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 482): NEGATIVE ONE of NUMB-ERS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 477): INCREDIBLE SPEED of CRITICALS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 468): KURTAL DUCK of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 585): NIGHTCAP of DARKLINGS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 697): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 699): SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 628): ARCANE ROYALTY (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 693): BLIND MELON (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 695): REALLY? (Dr. Grimley, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 686): 82ND ILLINOIS (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 687): SEINFELD (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 346): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 684): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 343): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 681): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 678): HALLOWEINERS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 670): REALLY? (Dr. Grimley, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 628): FAMOUS HURLERS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 315): VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 560): MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 545): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 527): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 521): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 251): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 482): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 477): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 468): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 585): TOURNEY TEAM (LHI, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 697): G-STRING of HOT STUFF (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 695): GOLD CHARM of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 685): BOROMIR of IN MIDDLE EARTH (?, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 686): WATER WORKS of MONOPOLY (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): JOSIE WALES of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): RED ALERT of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 527): DEEMER EPPT of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 519): ON THE CORNER of BASH BROS EVANGELIST
                                                        (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 251): RED HOT CHILE PAPA of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
                            MONGOL HORDE of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
                            CROSS CZECH of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
                            YANKEE DOODLE of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
                            APPLE DANISH of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 482): NEGATIVE ONE of NUMB-ERS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 468): KURTAL DUCK of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                           Reflections by the Lord-Marshall

I'm still here!

     Sorry I missed writing a column last turn.  I meant to write one, but things
were slipping my mind.  Mental dropsy--due, I believe, to lack of sleep.  And I was
missing sleep due to thoughts of Primus.  Argh.  I'll be inducted, soon, which means
I'll be retiring.
     So what does this mean?  I must savor each day of my gladiatorial career while
I've still got one!  *deep breath*  What a joy it is to be the Lord-Marshall of Free
Blades!  It is an honor to stand before such fine and honorable fighters.  I salute
you all!
     I should mention my clothing, shouldn't I?  That seems to be the custom.  And my
couturier has done a fine ensemble for me in honor of the advent of summer.  "Midday
Sizzle" is the name of the outfit.  It is sky blue, embroidered with gold:  A gold
eagle on the chest, and dangling strips sewn with gold (plated, I assume) coins below
the sword belt.  Gold trim on the belt, set with polished jasper.  Even the boots
have gold trim down the sides.  I look... sparkly.  It's a bit showy, but one just
has to strut to carry it off, you know?
     And that's all I've got to say now.  I'm challenging, so I don't know whether
I'll be up here next turn or not.  Have a very productive two weeks, my friends.

Lord-Marshall Nightcap

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Well, I'm late today.  It happens, but it wasn't, like, MY fault.  Olaf Modeen
threw his back out, and SOMEBODY had to go hunt for it.  Turned out to be me.
Hunting for a back was not, you know, something I wanted to do, but Olaf's an okay
guy, for being dead, and I was the first one he told, so... I had to go find it.
Well, actually, I'm still looking, but I figured I should take enough time to do a
spy report.
     So, here's the, like, facts, you know?  Lurocians XI were most avoided, and
Darklings avoided them most.  That was weird.  I mean, Darklings avoided?  And they
made challenges, too.  Maybe the world is coming to an end.
     Sissy Chrissy got the most challenges.
     We had nineteen fights, with seven challenges, two standbys, and ten just
ordinary fights.

     TIA MATTE (32-5321) (22-8-0,88) of DEVIL ADVOCATES fought LUCIFREYJA (103-40)
(19-21-1,90) of the College of Mimes.  TIA MATTE overpowered LUCIFREYJA in a 1 minute
one-sided bout.  Not a big deal, even though it was good for Tia.
     BITCHIN' BEAST (33-5228) (13-8-0,69) of DIVINE HERITAGE fought ABSOLUTION (32-
5301) (18-2-2,86) of ANGELS OF PAIN.  BITCHIN' BEAST viciously subdued ABSOLUTION in
an exciting 2 minute brutal fight.  This kind of goes together.  It's got... summery?
Summer-tree?  Something like that.
     KING COREY (43-4620) (32-28-1,145) of LUROCIAN ROYALTY fought WHITEBRAID (15-
2110) (42-75-1,135) of GREENWARDENS.  KING COREY was overpowered by WHITEBRAID in a 1
minute mismatched brawl.  King Corey was least popular today, but I don't know why.
People don't tell me these things.
     SAVORY (32-4143) (42-40-1,170) of DEAD WE SUCK fought MAREI (103-37) (38-32-
2,150) of the College of Mimes.  SAVORY was devastated by MAREI in a 1 minute uneven
duel.  That's the second standby, and they went 1-1.
     TREEFROG (15-4177) (31-50-0,168) of GREENWARDENS fought THE WITCH-KING (15-4029)
(25-19-0,136) of WILD BOYS.  TREEFROG was viciously subdued by THE WITCH-KING in an
action packed 2 minute fight.  Treefrog got the biggest point drop because of this
fight; he went down nineteen points.
     THRASHER MALONE (72-4847) (23-17-0,180) of TOURNEY TEAM fought WOODEN ARROW (15-
4619) (36-48-0,160) of GREENWARDENS.  THRASHER MALONE was bested by WOODEN ARROW in a
crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.  This one surprised me a little.  And it surprised the
bookies a lot.  They said words I can't repeat here, and they were talking about
"reprisals."

     REM (74-2853) (102-75-0,193) of DARKLINGS fought MOSSROCK (15-4871) (46-53-
2,154) of GREENWARDENS.  REM viciously subdued MOSSROCK in an exciting 1 minute
brutal contest.  First she made him dizzy by flicking her eyes around.  I don't think
that's quite NICE, you know.
     SISSY CHRISSY (29-1347) (47-43-3,197) of STREET WALKERS fought CONTROVERSY (64-
3914) (51-58-1,164) of UNDER DURESS.  SISSY CHRISSY demolished CONTROVERSY in a 1
minute mismatched match.  How did this happen?  The clerks TOLD me that Sissy had the
most challenges, and she's in a random match?
     NOREASTER (35-3896) (45-28-1,197) of DIRT DEVILS fought STUMP (15-4882) (33-75-
0,174) of GREENWARDENS.  NOREASTER savagely defeated STUMP in a popular 3 minute gory
melee.  Noreaster was most popular this time, except with Stump.
     LORD FIREFLASH (33-2966) (64-56-1,196) of LUROCIANS II fought S. MARY ROSE (78-
2313) (73-80-2,196) of HABIT.  LORD FIREFLASH vanquished S. MARY ROSE in a popular 1
minute one-sided duel.  Sometimes flashy wins.  I kinda like flashy, myself.  S. Mary
Rose is the top slasher.
     SMUG BUG (55-2900) (125-195-0,222) of RHYME TYME fought FLESH RIPPER (74-3375)
(34-20-1,184) of LUROCIANS XI.  SMUG BUG was slaughtered by FLESH RIPPER in a 1
minute gory uneven duel.  Ooooh, mean!  Smug is the overall popularity leader, that
usually goes to a serious fossil.  Flesh is the top striker, and he (if it's a he)
got the most points today, seventy-four.
     HIMEY THE PIMP (29-730) (63-45-1,227) of STREET WALKERS fought KOOKABURRA (33-
4151) (141-182-5,213) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.  HIMEY THE PIMP defeated KOOKABURRA in
an action packed 1 minute melee.  Himey is top wall of steel, and Kooky is top
basher.  This probably means something, but who knows what?  I mean, it depends on
where you're standing, what it looks like, right?

The challenges:
     SLEEPWALKER (74-2843) (64-117-1,176) of DARKLINGS challenged MARTIN BLANK (82-
28434) (45-14-0,210) of BLOOD TITANS.  Up 34.  SLEEPWALKER was beaten by MARTIN BLANK
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.  These middle-aged hotshots!  Martin is
the top p-striker.
     GIMME SOME SUGAR (19-4936) (64-45-0,206) of ARMY OF DARKNESS challenged SERGE
(32-3549) (49-57-0,200) of ASSORTED.  Down 6.  GIMME SOME SUGAR vanquished SERGE in a
1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Gimme is Mr. Impervious.
     BILBO BAGGINNI (9-5508) (47-24-0,188) of MIDDLE ITALY challenged REDTHORN (15-
4943) (36-42-0,188) of GREENWARDENS.  Straight across.  BILBO BAGGINNI overpowered
REDTHORN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  Bilbo is Mr. Accuracy.
     SANDMAN (74-2896) (68-97-3,195) of DARKLINGS challenged WILD THANG! (29-2393)
(37-29-0,234) of STREET WALKERS.  Up 39.  SANDMAN was vanquished by WILD THANG! in a
1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.  It was a battle of Big Deals:  Wild is top
lunger, and Sandman the rippingest ripper.
     SEKHAT (7-2251) (52-97-3,193) of CASTAWAYS challenged MACHINE (56-3795) (46-44-
0,194) of DIRTIE.  Up 1.  SEKHAT was overcome by MACHINE in a popular 2 minute
Challenge match.  Yes, well, cats don't like to get dirty.
     GARY M. REAPER (32-2502) (78-45-1,221) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged ARGUMENT
(64-3915) (47-62-0,216) of UNDER DURESS.  Down 5.  GARY M. REAPER lost to ARGUMENT in
a 2 minute Challenge battle.  There's something really CONVINCING about some
arguments.

For the title:
     NIGHTCAP (74-2745) (220-132-0,447) of DARKLINGS challenged RED BARON (33-1092)
(69-65-3,241) of LUROCIANS II.  Down 206.  It's tough issuing a challenge from the
top.  NIGHTCAP bested RED BARON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
Must've been all that blue and gold.  Besides being Lord Marshall, Nightcap is the
top p-lunger.

                                       Debby T.

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NIGHTCAP 74-2745            221 132     457  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLESH RIPPER 74-3375         35  20  2  258  LUROCIANS XI (1038)        DAYLA KIV
 WILD THANG! 29-2393          38  29     243  STREET WALKERS (14)        LAPUR
 ARGUMENT 64-3915             48  62     239  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 HIMEY THE PIMP 29-730        64  45  1  233  STREET WALKERS (14)        LAPUR
 GIMME SOME SUGAR 19-4936     65  45     216  ARMY OF DARKNESS (1296)    ZUWAYZA
 MARTIN BLANK 82-28434        46  14     212  BLOOD TITANS (1347)        DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RED BARON 33-1092            69  66  3  210  LUROCIANS II (775)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 LORD FIREFLASH 33-2966       65  56  1  207  LUROCIANS II (775)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 MACHINE 56-3795              47  44     202  DIRTIE (1345)              ROCANIS
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          141 183  5  201  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (1278)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508        48  24     201  MIDDLE ITALY (1360)        ZUKAL
 SISSY CHRISSY 29-1347        48  43  3  199  STREET WALKERS (14)        LAPUR
 NOREASTER 35-3896            46  28  1  199  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GARY M. REAPER 32-2502       78  46  1  196  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 REM 74-2853                 103  75     195  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 SERGE 32-3549                49  58     195  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 SEKHAT 7-2251                52  98  3  190  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313         73  81  2  188  HABIT (1375)               LIN TIRIAN
 SANDMAN 74-2896              68  98  3  188  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 SMUG BUG 55-2900            125 196     186  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
 REDTHORN 15-4943             36  43     184  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          64 118  1  180  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 STUMP 15-4882                33  76     180  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 WOODEN ARROW 15-4619         37  48     179  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
-JEO THE SONGSMITH 1-3260     65 142     173  BLUE EYRIE (1300)          MORDANT
 THRASHER MALONE 72-4847      23  18     168  TOURNEY TEAM (1374)        DRAGONHEAD
 MOSSROCK 15-4871             46  54  2  166  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914          51  59  1  163  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 THE WITCH-KING 15-4029       26  19     160  WILD BOYS (1012)           MALCORN
 WHITEBRAID 15-2110           43  75  1  153  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 SAVORY 32-4143               42  41  1  152  DEAD WE SUCK (1336)        ARVAT

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TREEFROG 15-4177             31  51     149  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 KING COREY 43-4620           32  29  1  130  LUROCIAN ROYALTY (1349)    VEASTIAN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TIA MATTE 32-5321            23   8      99  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 BITCHIN' BEAST 33-5228       14   8      94  DIVINE HERITAGE (1364)     NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ABSOLUTION 32-5301           18   3  2   75  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
-DEE N. EMMI 32-5393          16   5      53  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
SMUG BUG 55-2900         125 196  0 RHYME TYME 397         FLESH RIPPER 74-3375      586

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Martin Blank -- Good try.  You actually did fight well, until that first hit
seriously impaired you. -- Nightcap

Gary M. Reaper -- Not bad... I do hate that moment when the fight has been stopped
and one can only watch one's blood pour out, wondering if the medics are going to get
across the sands in time. -- Sekhat

Himey the Pimp -- What are you doing with that kind of berserker fury?  I'd think
someone in your line of work would be kind of unmotivated.  Ah, but then of course
your actual line of work is gladiating.  It's so easy to take the names too
seriously. -- Sandman

S. Mary Rose -- It seems as though too many managers have brought their "A" games
lately.  I should try to do the same, eh? -- Sleepwalker

Controversy -- You cursed the gods?  I don't think I would want to do that.  Some of
them can be vindictive.  Change your train, maybe that'll help. -- Rem

Flesh Ripper -- I almost won.  But you hit me in the groin!  Don't you know that my
race is near extinction, and there are female elithan counting on me to help
repopulate the species?  Luckily, the arena's healers do seem to be competent. -- Jeo
the Songsmith

Debby Tonte -- But no one here WANTS to read personals.  So why write 'em? -- The
Greenwardens, who have other things to do

     No you don't!  You don't get out of it that easily!  WRITE PERSONALS. -- Debby

To those against whom we went 1-5 -- Good fight. -- Those of us who went 1-5 against
you

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NIGHTCAP bested RED BARON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
GARY M. REAPER lost to ARGUMENT in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
SEKHAT was overcome by MACHINE in a popular 2 minute Challenge match.
SANDMAN was vanquished by WILD THANG! in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BILBO BAGGINNI overpowered REDTHORN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GIMME SOME SUGAR vanquished SERGE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SLEEPWALKER was beaten by MARTIN BLANK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
HIMEY THE PIMP defeated KOOKABURRA in a action packed 1 minute melee.
SMUG BUG was slaughtered by FLESH RIPPER in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
LORD FIREFLASH vanquished S. MARY ROSE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
NOREASTER savagely defeated STUMP in a popular 3 minute gory melee.
SISSY CHRISSY demolished CONTROVERSY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
REM viciously subdued MOSSROCK in a exciting 1 minute brutal contest.
THRASHER MALONE was bested by WOODEN ARROW in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
TREEFROG was viciously subdued by THE WITCH-KING in a action packed 2 minute fight.
SAVORY was devastated by MAREI in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KING COREY was overpowered by WHITEBRAID in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BITCHIN' BEAST viciously subdued ABSOLUTION in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
TIA MATTE overpowered LUCIFREYJA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         PARRY-LUNGE       18 -   2 -  0      90  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    60 -  58 -  1      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW        31 -  34 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  19 -  0      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  17 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  17 -  2      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  13 -  0      32  |

Turn 586 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  6                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         4 -  4                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      NIGHTCAP 74-2745          221 132  0  457 DARKLINGS (1160)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  FLESH RIPPER 74-3375       35  20  2  258 LUROCIANS XI (1038)
LUNGING ATTACK   WILD THANG! 29-2393        38  29  0  243 STREET WALKERS (14)
WALL OF STEEL    HIMEY THE PIMP 29-730      64  45  1  233 STREET WALKERS (14)
TOTAL PARRY      GIMME SOME SUGAR 19-4936   65  45  0  216 ARMY OF DARKNESS (1296)
PARRY-STRIKE     MARTIN BLANK 82-28434      46  14  0  212 BLOOD TITANS (1347)
BASHING ATTACK   KOOKABURRA 33-4151        141 183  5  201 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (1278)
AIMED BLOW       BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508      48  24  0  201 MIDDLE ITALY (1360)
SLASHING ATTACK  S. MARY ROSE 78-2313       73  81  2  188 HABIT (1375)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SANDMAN 74-2896            68  98  3  188 DARKLINGS (1160)

The overall popularity leader is SMUG BUG 55-2900.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was NOREASTER 35-3896.  The ten other most popular fighters were NIGHTCAP 
74-2745, THE WITCH-KING 15-4029, MACHINE 56-3795, BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508, REM 74-2853, 
THRASHER MALONE 72-4847, BITCHIN' BEAST 33-5228, RED BARON 33-1092, ARGUMENT 64-3915, 
and SEKHAT 7-2251.

The least popular fighter this week was KING COREY 43-4620.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SMUG BUG 55-2900, SERGE 32-3549, SANDMAN 74-2896, SAVORY 
32-4143, MOSSROCK 15-4871, CONTROVERSY 64-3914, S. MARY ROSE 78-2313, TIA MATTE 
32-5321, TREEFROG 15-4177, and SISSY CHRISSY 29-1347.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  2 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          3  4 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        3  2 1  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            3  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
ARVAT(32)            1  4 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SEKHAT 7-2251               52  98  3  190  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508       48  24  0  201  MIDDLE ITALY (1360)        ZUKAL
 REDTHORN 15-4943            36  43  0  184  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 GIMME SOME SUGAR 19-4936    65  45  0  216  ARMY OF DARKNESS (1296)    ZUWAYZA
 WILD THANG! 29-2393         38  29  0  243  STREET WALKERS (14)        LAPUR
 GARY M. REAPER 32-2502      78  46  1  196  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 RED BARON 33-1092           69  66  3  210  LUROCIANS II (775)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 NOREASTER 35-3896           46  28  1  199  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 KING COREY 43-4620          32  29  1  130  LUROCIAN ROYALTY (1349)    VEASTIAN
 SMUG BUG 55-2900           125 196  0  186  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
 MACHINE 56-3795             47  44  0  202  DIRTIE (1345)              ROCANIS
 ARGUMENT 64-3915            48  62  0  239  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 THRASHER MALONE 72-4847     23  18  0  168  TOURNEY TEAM (1374)        DRAGONHEAD
 NIGHTCAP 74-2745           221 132  0  457  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        73  81  2  188  HABIT (1375)               LIN TIRIAN
 MARTIN BLANK 82-28434       46  14  0  212  BLOOD TITANS (1347)        DWES EG