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Date : 07/26/2012 Duedate: 08/08/2012
FREE BLADES ARENA
DM 103 TURN 590
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DIRT DEVILS 35/1246 1727 1012 13 63.1 7 CASTAWAYS 7/1301 840 807 8 51.0
MIDDLE ITALY 9/1360 DARKLINGS 74/1160
HALLOWIENERS 33/1391 8 LUROCIANS II 33/775 296 285 8 50.9
SONS OF SATAN 97/1371 BLOOD TITANS 82/1347
ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241 LUROCIANS XI 74/1038
DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298 LUROCIAN ROYALTY 43/1349
THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389 9 RHYME TYME 55/397 431 477 2 47.5
ARMY OF DARKNESS 19/1296 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/1278
SPAWN OF DARKNESS 97/1390 10 STREET WALKER 29/14 211 234 4 47.4
2 TOURNEY TEA 72/1374 10 6 0 62.5 11 HABIT 78/1375 921 1198 14 43.5
3 DIRTIE 56/1345 251 189 2 57.0 ASSORTED 32/578
DEAD WE SUCK 32/1336 UNDER DURESS 64/743
4-WILD BOYS 15/1012 591 491 6 54.6 12 GREENWARDENS 15/770 758 1675 12 31.2
5-HOUSE OF CA 13/1359 163 141 1 53.6 13 ICE AGE 12/1324 0 2 0 0.0
6 DIVINE HERI 33/1364 195 171 7 53.3
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 701): VENTRIIE of DARK WARDS (Dark Warden, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 703): WHERE of GUESSING GAME (A-sop, mgr.)
DM 13 DULLENS (turn 636): MICKEY HANDS of ARCANE ROYALTY (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 697): INKED PIG of INK & STEEL RETRO (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 699): TWILO TALON of TALON'S TERRORS (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 690): DAWN of ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 691): BULL HALSEY of MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 348): TAXES of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 688): CAPT. ANTSY PANTS of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 345): XANDAR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 685): UNDERCOVER LILY of SECRET SQUIRRELS (Gentleben, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 682): JERK O'LANTERN of HALLOWEINERS (The Dark One)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 674): MADON AP LLEW of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 632): BAIN of ORDER (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 323): ANDROMEDA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 317): ULTIMA REGUM of IN QUETERNUM (Vae Victis, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 304): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 564): TAM TAM KA'BLAM of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 549): DIGGITY DOG of RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 531): HORSE D'OEVRE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 525): XYLOID of SCRABBLE (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 253): BOOB of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 486): TUNA SALAD of PARKING LOT 4 (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 481): LIGHTNING THRUST of CRITICALS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 472): CALEAM CHOWDER of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 589): WILD THANG! of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 701): DARK WARDS (Dark Warden, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 703): BLUE NOTE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 13 DULLENS (turn 636): ARCANE ROYALTY (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 697): INK & STEEL RETRO (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 699): REALLY? (Dr. Grimley, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 690): 82ND ILLINOIS (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 691): THE MAGNIFICIENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 348): DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 688): CLAN CROW (Owsly, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 345): NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 684): COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 682): HALLOWEINERS (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 674): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 632): THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 323): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 317): VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 304): THE MYRMIDONS (Sigurd Fafnisbane, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 564): INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 549): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 531): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 525): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 252): SUPER STARS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 486): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 481): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 472): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 589): DIRT DEVILS et al (The Dark One, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 703): WHERE of GUESSING GAME (A-sop, mgr.)
(turn 702): ITCHY FROGGY of KAOS FROGS (Grimm, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 698): HORUS MANN of PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 689): CAPT KIRCHNER of 82ND ILLINOIS (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 348): TAXES of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 688): KICKER MURPHY of CLAN CROW (Owsly, mgr.)
SULU of TREKKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 681): HEADLESS NORSEMAN of HALLOWEINERS (The Dark One)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 673): MONKEY MAN of REALLY? (Dr. Grimley, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 632): MELANJI of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 322): CELESTIAL ROSE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 317): ARTICHOKE ON THIS of VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist)
SPAWN of FANTASTIC FIVE (?, mgr.)
(turn 316): ENDEMIC of BLACK LIGHTING (Dark Angel, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 303): THRESHPACK of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 549): ELIN GISSORS of MIDDLE WAY 25 (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 548): SLIPPERS of RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 253): BOOB of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 481): LIGHTNING THRUST of CRITICALS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr)
INCREDIBLE SPEED of CRITICALS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Lord-Marshall
"Well, Wild Thang, have a seat and see what it feels like."
"Enough of your fun and games, Roadkill. I know this isn't really the Lord
Marshall's chair. You knopw this isn't his chair. This is just another one of your
twisted little pranks."
"I'm not joking, you are now the Lord Marshall of the Freeblades arena, you
should be proud of your accomplishment."
"Enough of this, you've been playing mind games with every one of us since we
joined the Street Walker stable. We all know that wasn't the real Nightcap I just
fought. Somehow you got a look-a-like to take his place and you're just waiting for
me to believe in this little scenario to teach me another one of your 'valuable
lessons'. Just give it a rest, will you!'
"Do you actually think that somehow I managed to concoct this elaborate plan to
teach you a lesson? That's not just ridiculous, that borders on insanity!"
"Look, I know I'm not good enough to beat someone like Nightcap, he just gave
Himey one heck of a beating, and I'm not good enough to beat Himey. Everyone one on
the team knows we're just a bunch of misfits, and this is just your twisted way of
trying to build our confidence."
"You know what? You're right! I planned this whole thing! I somehow got the
Lord Marshall to step down and brought in a body double. Hell, I even went so far as
to make sure the arena was filled with people to watch your fight. I gave Debbie
Tonte her own private island so she wouldn't spill the beans in the newsletter. I
also got Lady Greywand to make a cameo appearance too, so you wouldn't catch on. Of
course, you have no idea just how many favors I had to call in to get lightning to
flash as a sign of approval. No use pretending any more I guess I'm busted!"
"You mean I actually, I actually just beat the real Nightcap?"
"Yes."
"And now I'm actually Lord Marshall?"
"For one turn at least."
"I'm feeling a little strange....I think I need to sit down."
"It's about damn time!"
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Oh, Snide Clemens! Bah, and also humbug, and probably other things they won't
let me print here.
It's hot, but we DID have some rain. That makes the sand firmer, more, you
know, springy under foot. This is good. I don't like to walk along dry sand on
beaches. Damp is better.
We had twenty-one fights with four challenges and three standbys. Way better
than Andorak, no surprise there. Darklings were most avoided, and Devil Advocates
did most of the avoiding. No surprise there, either, Devil Advocates seems to have
had the most management this week. It doesn't look like anybody was most challenged.
So, first a couple of standby fights, same standby, even!
SEGUE (13-5394) (16-8-0,62) of THE DEVIL'S OWN fought LUCIFREYJA (103-40) (19-
21-1,90) of the College of Mimes. SEGUE handily defeated LUCIFREYJA in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute gory uneven duel.
ABSOLUTION (32-5301) (20-4-2,90) of ANGELS OF PAIN fought LUCIFREYJA (103-40)
(19-21-1,90) of the College of Mimes. ABSOLUTION savagely defeated LUCIFREYJA in an
exciting 5 minute gory duel. Hard luck on Lucifreyja. Absolution was most popular,
which makes you, well, makes ME wonder what she's been up to lately, you know?
HEADLESS NORSEMAN (33-7758) (13-6-0,45) of HALLOWIENERS fought BIG SHRIMP (12-
6561) (16-12-1,60) of ICE AGE. HEADLESS NORSEMAN devastated BIG SHRIMP in a 1 minute
one-sided contest. Big Shrimp is least popular today, and why not? He can't even
beat a guy with no head!
STUMP (15-4882) (33-79-0,171) of GREENWARDENS fought KING COREY (43-4620) (32-
32-1,130) of LUROCIAN ROYALTY. STUMP was executed by KING COREY in a popular 3
minute bloody one-sided bout. That seems excessive, but, like, what's this all about
anyway? Excesses. This fight caused the most point movement, King up 35, Stump down
31. Point inflation is alive and well. You'd think someone at the Commission would
realize that you can't go piling more and more points into the system without each
point meaning less and less! I mean, I didn't study or anything, but even I can see
that.
MACHINE (56-3795) (48-46-0,174) of DIRTIE fought REPUGNANT (97-3677) (18-11-
4,144) of SONS OF SATAN. MACHINE was devastated by REPUGNANT in an exciting 1 minute
brutal one-sided brawl. Repugnant doesn't like dirt. He said so.
THRASHER MALONE (72-4847) (25-19-0,178) of TOURNEY TEAM fought TREEFROG (15-
4177) (32-53-0,123) of GREENWARDENS. THRASHER MALONE viciously subdued TREEFROG in
an exciting 3 minute bloody fray. I guess Treefrog's winning streak is still in
eclipse. Unless that was Mossrock's? Both, maybe.
S. MARY ROSE (78-2313) (74-83-2,162) of HABIT fought SLEEPWALKER (74-2843) (64-
121-1,171) of DARKLINGS. S. MARY ROSE overpowered SLEEPWALKER in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided duel. You sleep through a fight, you lose.
WHITEBRAID (15-2110) (44-77-1,171) of GREENWARDENS fought TIA MATTE (32-5321)
(24-10-0,125) of DEVIL ADVOCATES. WHITEBRAID was overcome by TIA MATTE in a 2 minute
conflict. I heard Whitebraid bleaches it. Just a rumor, you know, and it could be
wrong, but that's what I heard.
REM (74-2853) (105-76-0,201) of DARKLINGS fought ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD (103-33) (1-
0-1,220) of the College of Mimes. REM savagely defeated ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a
crowd pleasing 3 minute gory match. The other standby fight.
REDTHORN (15-4943) (38-44-0,202) of GREENWARDENS fought CONTROVERSY (64-3914)
(53-60-1,189) of UNDER DURESS. REDTHORN was devastated by CONTROVERSY in a 1 minute
mismatched conflict. Controversy is the top slasher, and, wow, if you want to hear a
slashing tongue at work, just listen to Con cuss!
MOSSROCK (15-4871) (48-55-2,199) of GREENWARDENS fought ARGUMENT (64-3915) (49-
64-0,195) of UNDER DURESS. MOSSROCK was savagely defeated by ARGUMENT in an exciting
2 minute brutal fight. Right, another eclipse.
LORD FIREFLASH (33-2966) (66-58-1,183) of LUROCIANS II fought BITCHIN' BEAST
(33-5228) (17-8-0,156) of DIVINE HERITAGE. LORD FIREFLASH beat BITCHIN' BEAST in a 2
minute melee. Well, this DID shut up the Beast for a while. Small favors and all.
RED BARON (33-1092) (70-68-3,193) of LUROCIANS II fought NIGHTCAP (74-2745)
(223-133-0,193) of DARKLINGS. RED BARON was vanquished by NIGHTCAP in a popular 1
minute one-sided duel. Nightcap is the top parry-lunger AND the overall popularity
leader, but NOT the Lord Marshal.
SEKHAT (7-2251) (53-100-3,199) of CASTAWAYS fought SMUG BUG (55-2900) (127-197-
0,208) of RHYME TYME. SEKHAT lost to SMUG BUG in an action packed 1 minute gory
duel. Never discount a Bug, Sekhat. Especially one with more than three hundred
fights.
SAVORY (32-4143) (45-41-1,181) of DEAD WE SUCK fought MARTIN BLANK (82-28434)
(48-15-0,203) of BLOOD TITANS. SAVORY was overcome by MARTIN BLANK in a 2 minute
melee. Does that mean that Savory is now UN-Savory? Martin is the leading p-
striker.
HIMEY THE PIMP (29-730) (66-46-1,254) of STREET WALKERS fought WOODEN ARROW (15-
4619) (39-49-0,203) of GREENWARDENS. HIMEY THE PIMP overpowered WOODEN ARROW in a
popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. Does this prove that accuracy isn't as good as a
veritable wall of blades? Himey's the steeliest wall, and Wooden is the acme of
accuracy today.
KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (144-183-5,227) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES fought FLESH RIPPER
(74-3375) (36-22-2,185) of LUROCIANS XI. KOOKABURRA devastated FLESH RIPPER in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. But note that Flesh wasn't RIPPED.
Kookaburra is the top BASHER. Flesh was SMASHED.
The challenges:
BILBO BAGGINNI (9-5508) (49-26-0,188) of MIDDLE ITALY challenged SANDMAN (74-
2896) (69-100-3,181) of DARKLINGS. Down 7. BILBO BAGGINNI narrowly defeated SANDMAN
in an exciting 4 minute Challenge fight. Sandman was the high-ranked ripper, but it
didn't do him any good.
GIMME SOME SUGAR (19-4936) (66-47-0,193) of ARMY OF DARKNESS challenged SERGE
(32-3549) (50-60-0,205) of ASSORTED. Up 12. GIMME SOME SUGAR won victory over SERGE
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl. Gimme is the high-ranked total parry,
which is surprising because the fight was so short. But if it works, what the heck?
GARY M. REAPER (32-2502) (81-46-1,218) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged SISSY
CHRISSY (29-1347) (50-44-3,223) of STREET WALKERS. Up 5. GARY M. REAPER was handily
defeated by SISSY CHRISSY in a 1 minute Challenge match. Sissy is Most Striking, and
I say, "Good for her!"
For the title:
NOREASTER (35-3896) (49-28-1,227) of DIRT DEVILS challenged WILD THANG! (29-
2393) (40-30-0,272) of STREET WALKERS. Up 45. NOREASTER was devastated by WILD
THANG! in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight. A good try by Noreaster, but not good
enough. After all, Wild Thang is our top lunger, and that should count for
something. AND, she wrote a column. Good going!
Debby T.
LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WILD THANG! 29-2393 41 30 296 STREET WALKERS (14) LAPUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HIMEY THE PIMP 29-730 67 46 1 265 STREET WALKERS (14) LAPUR
SISSY CHRISSY 29-1347 51 44 3 252 STREET WALKERS (14) LAPUR
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 145 183 5 241 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (1278) NIATOLI ISLAND
SMUG BUG 55-2900 128 197 214 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
REM 74-2853 106 76 210 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
RED BARON 33-1092 70 69 3 206 LUROCIANS II (775) NIATOLI ISLAND
MARTIN BLANK 82-28434 49 15 206 BLOOD TITANS (1347) DWES EG
NIGHTCAP 74-2745 224 133 205 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
CONTROVERSY 64-3914 54 60 1 205 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
ARGUMENT 64-3915 50 64 205 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
GIMME SOME SUGAR 19-4936 67 47 203 ARMY OF DARKNESS (1296) ZUWAYZA
SERGE 32-3549 50 61 196 ASSORTED (578) ARVAT
WOODEN ARROW 15-4619 39 50 195 GREENWARDENS (770) MALCORN
SEKHAT 7-2251 53 101 3 194 CASTAWAYS (1301) BONSUR
BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508 50 26 194 MIDDLE ITALY (1360) ZUKAL
NOREASTER 35-3896 49 29 1 194 DIRT DEVILS (1246) MURSKA
GARY M. REAPER 32-2502 81 47 1 192 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
MOSSROCK 15-4871 48 56 2 192 GREENWARDENS (770) MALCORN
SAVORY 32-4143 45 42 1 191 DEAD WE SUCK (1336) ARVAT
SANDMAN 74-2896 69 101 3 187 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
LORD FIREFLASH 33-2966 67 58 1 187 LUROCIANS II (775) NIATOLI ISLAND
REDTHORN 15-4943 38 45 184 GREENWARDENS (770) MALCORN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THRASHER MALONE 72-4847 26 19 180 TOURNEY TEAM (1374) DRAGONHEAD
FLESH RIPPER 74-3375 36 23 2 179 LUROCIANS XI (1038) DAYLA KIV
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 75 83 2 178 HABIT (1375) LIN TIRIAN
-THE WITCH-KING 15-4029 27 19 174 WILD BOYS (1012) MALCORN
REPUGNANT 97-3677 19 11 4 171 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE
KING COREY 43-4620 33 32 2 165 LUROCIAN ROYALTY (1349) VEASTIAN
BITCHIN' BEAST 33-5228 17 9 161 DIVINE HERITAGE (1364) NIATOLI ISLAND
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 64 122 1 156 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
TIA MATTE 32-5321 25 10 154 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
MACHINE 56-3795 48 47 151 DIRTIE (1345) ROCANIS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WHITEBRAID 15-2110 44 78 1 148 GREENWARDENS (770) MALCORN
STUMP 15-4882 33 80 140 GREENWARDENS (770) MALCORN
TREEFROG 15-4177 32 54 135 GREENWARDENS (770) MALCORN
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ABSOLUTION 32-5301 21 4 2 98 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SEGUE 13-5394 17 8 87 THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389) DULLENS
-JUNEBUG 81-1543 18 18 4 76 SUMMERBORN (1365) SHADOWSPIRE
HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758 14 6 65 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BIG SHRIMP 12-6561 16 13 1 44 ICE AGE (1324) RIZTAB
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
STUMP 15-4882 33 80 0 GREENWARDENS 770 KING COREY 43-4620 590
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Martin Blank -- Now that was a fight!! But is it just me or was the crowd a little
fickle? I thought I put on a pretty good show but all they did was laugh and call me
names. I guess there's no pleasing some people. -- Himey
That's the truth!
Gimme Some Sugar -- Sorry, hon, I'm trying to cut down on the sweets, but at least I
gave you a nice stat raise. -- Sissy Chrissy
Nightcap -- I hope you don't mind if I just savor the moment, I doubt I could repeat
that performance. -- Wild Thang
Jorja -- Maybe if I annoy someone enough they might just start talking back... well
it's worth a shot! -- Roadkill
Rosella the Mime -- See? Winning streak, right before your eyes. -- Treefrog
Sekhat -- It was luck. No doubt about it. -- Whitebraid
Flesh Ripper -- And yours rips, too. In case you wondered. -- Wooden Arrow
Sandman -- Hah. -- Redthorn
Bilbo Bagginni -- I'm getting really battered looking around the edges. I think you
and everybody else should STOP BEATING ME and chipping me. -- Stump
Gary M. Reaper -- I *do* have a winning streak. This just isn't the moment for it to
show. It's... yeah, it's in eclipse. It will be back. -- Mossrock
Sissy Chrissy -- Being anything except an acutely managed aimer in AD, and you take
any wins you can get. I can understand it. -- Stump
Wild Thang! -- Congratulations! You're an excellent fighter. Enjoy the title, and
please write a column. -- Nightcap
Serge -- Good going. (I hope this isn't going to be one of those turns where we all,
one after another, have to congratulate the people who beat us on the sands.) --
Sleepwalker
Red Baron -- You made one really good attack, but when I dodged, it was all over.
Maybe you need a better desperation strategy? -- Rem
Redthorn -- That was impressive. That's some pokey-point you've got there. --
Sandman
Whitebraid -- Yep. Scummed you, pretty much. Sorry about that. -- Sekhat
All -- Sorry we didn't post ads (and a column) last turn. *blushes* We forgot. --
Nightcap, no longer Lord-Marshall
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NOREASTER was devastated by WILD THANG! in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
GARY M. REAPER was handily defeated by SISSY CHRISSY in a 1 minute Challenge match.
GIMME SOME SUGAR won victory over SERGE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
BILBO BAGGINNI narrowly defeated SANDMAN in a exciting 4 minute Challenge fight.
KOOKABURRA devastated FLESH RIPPER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
HIMEY THE PIMP overpowered WOODEN ARROW in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SAVORY was overcome by MARTIN BLANK in a 2 minute melee.
SEKHAT lost to SMUG BUG in a action packed 1 minute gory duel.
RED BARON was vanquished by NIGHTCAP in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
LORD FIREFLASH beat BITCHIN' BEAST in a 2 minute melee.
MOSSROCK was savagely defeated by ARGUMENT in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
REDTHORN was devastated by CONTROVERSY in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
REM savagely defeated ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory match.
WHITEBRAID was overcome by TIA MATTE in a 2 minute conflict.
S. MARY ROSE overpowered SLEEPWALKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
THRASHER MALONE viciously subdued TREEFROG in a exciting 3 minute bloody fray.
MACHINE was devastated by REPUGNANT in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
STUMP was executed by KING COREY in a popular 3 minute bloody one-sided bout.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN devastated BIG SHRIMP in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ABSOLUTION savagely defeated LUCIFREYJA in a exciting 5 minute gory duel.
SEGUE handily defeated LUCIFREYJA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 1 - 0 89 |
|AIMED BLOW 9 PARRY-LUNGE 16 - 4 - 0 80 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 39 - 35 - 1 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 63 - 63 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 17 - 0 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 20 - 2 44 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 19 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 11 - 0 27 |
Turn 590 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 8 5 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 6 - 3 1 PARRY-STRIKE
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK WILD THANG! 29-2393 41 30 0 296 STREET WALKERS (14)
WALL OF STEEL HIMEY THE PIMP 29-730 67 46 1 265 STREET WALKERS (14)
STRIKING ATTACK SISSY CHRISSY 29-1347 51 44 3 252 STREET WALKERS (14)
BASHING ATTACK KOOKABURRA 33-4151 145 183 5 241 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (1278)
PARRY-STRIKE MARTIN BLANK 82-28434 49 15 0 206 BLOOD TITANS (1347)
PARRY-LUNGE NIGHTCAP 74-2745 224 133 0 205 DARKLINGS (1160)
SLASHING ATTACK CONTROVERSY 64-3914 54 60 1 205 UNDER DURESS (743)
TOTAL PARRY GIMME SOME SUGAR 19-4936 67 47 0 203 ARMY OF DARKNESS (1296)
AIMED BLOW WOODEN ARROW 15-4619 39 50 0 195 GREENWARDENS (770)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SANDMAN 74-2896 69 101 3 187 DARKLINGS (1160)
The overall popularity leader is NIGHTCAP 74-2745. The most popular warrior this
turn was ABSOLUTION 32-5301. The ten other most popular fighters were REM 74-2853,
WILD THANG! 29-2393, BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508, SANDMAN 74-2896, THRASHER MALONE 72-4847,
ARGUMENT 64-3915, KING COREY 43-4620, SMUG BUG 55-2900, REPUGNANT 97-3677, and
NOREASTER 35-3896.
The least popular fighter this week was BIG SHRIMP 12-6561. The other ten least
popular fighters were REDTHORN 15-4943, GARY M. REAPER 32-2502, MOSSROCK 15-4871, RED
BARON 33-1092, SEKHAT 7-2251, WOODEN ARROW 15-4619, HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758, STUMP
15-4882, MACHINE 56-3795, and SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 2 3 0 KURUKAR(64) 2 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 3 2 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
RIZTAB(12) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 2 3 0
DULLENS(13) 1 0 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 0 1 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 0 0
MALCORN(15) 0 6 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
LAPUR(29) 3 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SEKHAT 7-2251 53 101 3 194 CASTAWAYS (1301) BONSUR
BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508 50 26 0 194 MIDDLE ITALY (1360) ZUKAL
BIG SHRIMP 12-6561 16 13 1 44 ICE AGE (1324) RIZTAB
SEGUE 13-5394 17 8 0 87 THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389) DULLENS
WOODEN ARROW 15-4619 39 50 0 195 GREENWARDENS (770) MALCORN
GIMME SOME SUGAR 19-4936 67 47 0 203 ARMY OF DARKNESS (1296) ZUWAYZA
WILD THANG! 29-2393 41 30 0 296 STREET WALKERS (14) LAPUR
SERGE 32-3549 50 61 0 196 ASSORTED (578) ARVAT
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 145 183 5 241 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (1278) NIATOLI ISLAND
NOREASTER 35-3896 49 29 1 194 DIRT DEVILS (1246) MURSKA
KING COREY 43-4620 33 32 2 165 LUROCIAN ROYALTY (1349) VEASTIAN
SMUG BUG 55-2900 128 197 0 214 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI
MACHINE 56-3795 48 47 0 151 DIRTIE (1345) ROCANIS
CONTROVERSY 64-3914 54 60 1 205 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
THRASHER MALONE 72-4847 26 19 0 180 TOURNEY TEAM (1374) DRAGONHEAD
REM 74-2853 106 76 0 210 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 75 83 2 178 HABIT (1375) LIN TIRIAN
MARTIN BLANK 82-28434 49 15 0 206 BLOOD TITANS (1347) DWES EG
REPUGNANT 97-3677 19 11 4 171 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE