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Date   : 08/23/2012    Duedate: 09/05/2012

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 592

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DIRT DEVILS 35/1246 1739 1020  13 63.0      DARKLINGS 74/1160
    MIDDLE ITALY 9/1360                       6 LUROCIANS II 33/775  302  289   8 51.1
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        BLOOD TITANS 82/1347
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                       LUROCIANS XI 74/1038
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      LUROCIAN ROYALTY 43/1349
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                    7 STREET WALKER 29/14  215  236   4 47.7
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                   8 RHYME TYME 55/397    433  479   2 47.5
    ARMY OF DARKNESS 19/1296                    GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/1278
    SPAWN OF DARKNESS 97/1390                 9 HABIT 78/1375        926 1201  14 43.5
  2 TOURNEY TEA 72/1374   11    7   0 61.1      ASSORTED 32/578
  3 DIRTIE 56/1345       253  191   2 57.0      UNDER DURESS 64/743
    DEAD WE SUCK 32/1336                     10 GREENWARDENS 15/770  761 1684  12 31.1
  4 DIVINE HERI 33/1364  195  173   7 53.0   11 ICE AGE 12/1324        0    4   0  0.0
  5 CASTAWAYS 7/1301     847  810   8 51.1

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 703): VENTRIIE of DARK WARDS (Dark Warden, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 705): DIZZY GILLESPIE of BLUE NOTE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 640): NIMBLE DANCER of ARCANE ROYALTY (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 699): INKED PIG of INK & STEEL RETRO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 701): SNAKE of SERPENTS HOLD 114 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 692): ARAGON of IN MIDDLE EARTH (Emerald Orbs, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 693): BULL HALSEY of MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 349): MADELINE of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 690): NERO of TREKKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 346): VENGEANCE of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 687): ROTTING ROLAND of THE WALKING DEAD (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 684): KARNINIRINA of THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 676): SMILE WAFFLE of HAPPY FUN TIME (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 634): A BAD LIE of IS THAT A CLUE? (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 324): ANDROMEDA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 318): FROSTY of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 305): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 566): POW! of THEM (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 551): DIGGITY DOG of RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 533): HORSE D'OEVRE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 527): LINDIS TYL SARRO of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 254): SUN RAY of SUPER STARS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 488): SPIDERPIG of HOMER'S PETS (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 483): KOGAN DJIAN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 474): CALEAM CHOWDER of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 591): KOOKABURRA of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (Emerald Orbs, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 703): DARK WARDS (Dark Warden, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 705): BLUE NOTE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 640): ARCANE ROYALTY (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 699): BLIND MELON (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 701): SERPENTS HOLD 114 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 692): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 693): THE MOTHERSHIP CC (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 349): DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 690): TREKKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 346): THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 686): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 684): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 676): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 634): THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 324): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 318): VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 305): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 566): INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 551): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 533): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 527): THE MOTHERSHIP CE (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 253): SUPER STARS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 488): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 483): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 474): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 591): TOURNEY TEAM (LHI, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 692): ARAGON of IN MIDDLE EARTH (Emerald Orbs, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 348): TAXES of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 690): PUB O'CONNOR of CLAN CROW (Owsly, mgr.)
              (turn 689): CAPTAIN KIRK of TREKKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
                          CAPT. ANTSY PANTS of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 633): KIRVINJ of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 318): SALAD SLAYER of VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
                   (turn 317): ARTICHOKE ON THIS of VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist)
                               SPAWN of FANTASTIC FIVE (?, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 551): DIGGITY DOG of RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 253): BOOB of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 473): RALTUMAN OMELETTE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
                               UNBELIEVABLE of THE WILLBURYS 78 (Rascally Rabbit)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     So, like, here we are.  Right here.  And there's all kinds of fight stuff to
talk about, so, I guess I should, you know, talk about it.
     Wild Thang! got the most points today, 29.
     S. Mary Rose lost the most, 23.  Different fights.
     Most avoided: Darklings.  Avoiding them most, Street Walkers.
     It doesn't look like anyone was most challenged.  That's so Andorian!  Everyone
equal, you know.
     Twenty-two fights, seven challenges, and four standbys, but no standbys in the
challenge fights.

     SEGUE (13-5394) (18-8-0,89) of THE DEVIL'S OWN fought ROSELLA (103-39) (26-25-
0,100) of the College of Mimes.  SEGUE vanquished ROSELLA in an exciting 1 minute
one-sided fight.  Okay.  Rosella will be annoyed, but if Segue just AVOIDS her,
things will calm down.
     HEADLESS NORSEMAN (33-7758) (15-6-0,72) of HALLOWIENERS fought BIG SHRIMP (12-
6561) (16-14-1,41) of ICE AGE.  HEADLESS NORSEMAN vanquished BIG SHRIMP in a 1 minute
one-sided match.  The Shrimp was headless, too!  Weird fight to watch.
     LOATHING (97-4003) (10-1-4,44) of SPAWN OF DARKNESS fought BITTER ALMOND (103-
41) (14-16-4,50) of the College of Mimes.  LOATHING devastated BITTER ALMOND in a
popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.  Yes, well, lots of people feel loathing about
Bitter Almond because he, you know, such a fun guy.
     SLEEPWALKER (74-2843) (65-122-1,173) of DARKLINGS fought XHUGHA KARGARIT (103-
38) (32-28-1,130) of the College of Mimes.  SLEEPWALKER beat XHUGHA KARGARIT in an
action packed 2 minute gruesome fray.  I should hope so!
     S. MARY ROSE (78-2313) (76-83-2,180) of HABIT fought MACHINE (56-3795) (48-48-
0,143) of DIRTIE.  S. MARY ROSE was defeated by MACHINE in an exciting 2 minute duel.
S. Mary went way down for this loss, and it's, like, only fair.  I mean, she
shouldn't've lost.

     WOODEN ARROW (15-4619) (39-51-0,190) of GREENWARDENS fought MARTIN BLANK (82-
28434) (50-15-0,208) of BLOOD TITANS.  WOODEN ARROW was handily defeated by MARTIN
BLANK in a 1 minute competition.  Every time I see Martin's name, I think, "This guy
should be a standby, with a name like that."  But he doesn't fight like a standby, so
probably better not.
     CONTROVERSY (64-3914) (54-61-1,183) of UNDER DURESS fought FLESH RIPPER (74-
3375) (37-23-2,194) of LUROCIANS XI.  CONTROVERSY overpowered FLESH RIPPER in a 1
minute one-sided match.  Well, of course.  If anybody tried to rip MY flesh, I'd give
'em controversy, too!
     LORD FIREFLASH (33-2966) (68-58-1,195) of LUROCIANS II fought WHITEBRAID (15-
2110) (45-78-1,152) of GREENWARDENS.  LORD FIREFLASH overpowered WHITEBRAID in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.  But it was, like, totally unkind of Fireflash to
singe the braid.  It takes a long time to grow that much braid.
     RED BARON (33-1092) (70-70-3,190) of LUROCIANS II fought GIMME SOME SUGAR (19-
4936) (68-47-0,208) of ARMY OF DARKNESS.  RED BARON savagely defeated GIMME SOME
SUGAR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.  No sugar today.  Probably just as well.
Stick to fruit.  In drinks, with umbrellas.
     SERGE (32-3549) (50-62-0,198) of ASSORTED fought BITCHIN' BEAST (33-5228) (17-
10-0,162) of DIVINE HERITAGE.  SERGE devastated BITCHIN' BEAST in a 1 minute uneven
duel.  Somebody has to.

     SAVORY (32-4143) (45-43-1,185) of DEAD WE SUCK fought KING COREY (43-4620) (33-
33-2,172) of LUROCIAN ROYALTY.  SAVORY overpowered KING COREY in a 1 minute one-sided
duel.  That was totally unsavory.  And fast.
     SISSY CHRISSY (29-1347) (52-44-3,263) of STREET WALKERS fought MOSSROCK (15-
4871) (48-57-2,191) of GREENWARDENS.  SISSY CHRISSY devastated MOSSROCK in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.  But she kissed him afterward, so he didn't look
too upset about it.
     REM (74-2853) (107-76-0,213) of DARKLINGS fought ARUNDA ROCKTROLL (103-35) (60-
40-2,190) of the College of Mimes.  REM viciously subdued ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in an
exciting 2 minute brutal contest.  And that's all the standbys lost.  Um, their
fights lost.
     NIGHTCAP (74-2745) (225-133-0,212) of DARKLINGS fought SMUG BUG (55-2900) (128-
198-0,196) of RHYME TYME.  NIGHTCAP overpowered SMUG BUG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
one-sided match.  Good.  Maybe we can get Nightcap back up to being Lord Marshall?
Or Wild Thang!, of course.  Just, someone who will write a column.
     ARGUMENT (64-3915) (51-64-0,217) of UNDER DURESS fought THRASHER MALONE (72-
4847) (27-19-0,203) of TOURNEY TEAM.  ARGUMENT overpowered THRASHER MALONE in a
popular 1 minute uneven match.  Argue loudly and carry a maul.

The challenges:
     ABSOLUTION (32-5301) (21-5-2,100) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged TREEFROG (15-
4177) (32-55-0,136) of GREENWARDENS.  Up 36.  ABSOLUTION vanquished TREEFROG in an
action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.  I didn't know frogs even NEEDED
absolution, you know?
     REPUGNANT (97-3677) (19-12-4,158) of SONS OF SATAN challenged STUMP (15-4882)
(34-80-0,155) of GREENWARDENS.  Down 3.  REPUGNANT overpowered STUMP in an action
packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.  So much for that winning streak, Stump.
     TIA MATTE (32-5321) (25-11-0,171) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged SANDMAN (74-
2896) (69-102-3,177) of DARKLINGS.  Up 6.  TIA MATTE was overpowered by SANDMAN in a
1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.  Anybody can be put to sleep.
     NOREASTER (35-3896) (50-29-1,200) of DIRT DEVILS challenged SEKHAT (7-2251) (53-
102-3,195) of CASTAWAYS.  Down 5.  NOREASTER overpowered SEKHAT in a crowd pleasing 1
minute mismatched Challenge match.  Well, cats.  They hate it when their ears get
blown inside out.
     GARY M. REAPER (32-2502) (82-47-1,203) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged REDTHORN
(15-4943) (38-46-0,201) of GREENWARDENS.  Down 2.  GARY M. REAPER was unbelievably
bested by REDTHORN in a 2 minute Challenge contest.  Well, gosh, maybe Redthorn is
starting a winning streak?
     WILD THANG! (29-2393) (41-31-0,190) of STREET WALKERS challenged BILBO BAGGINNI
(9-5508) (51-26-0,206) of MIDDLE ITALY.  Up 16.  WILD THANG! handily defeated BILBO
BAGGINNI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.  Way to go!

For the title:
     HIMEY THE PIMP (29-730) (68-46-1,275) of STREET WALKERS challenged KOOKABURRA
(33-4151) (146-183-5,258) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.  Down 17.  HIMEY THE PIMP was
devastated by KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.  A good try, Himey,
better luck next time.

                                       Debby T.

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          147 183  5  282  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (1278)  NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SISSY CHRISSY 29-1347        53  44  3  272  STREET WALKERS (14)        LAPUR
 ARGUMENT 64-3915             52  64     232  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 REM 74-2853                 108  76     228  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 REDTHORN 15-4943             39  46     225  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 NIGHTCAP 74-2745            226 133     222  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 WILD THANG! 29-2393          42  31     219  STREET WALKERS (14)        LAPUR
 MARTIN BLANK 82-28434        51  15     216  BLOOD TITANS (1347)        DWES EG
 RED BARON 33-1092            71  70  3  214  LUROCIANS II (775)         NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SMUG BUG 55-2900            128 199     210  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
 NOREASTER 35-3896            51  29  1  210  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914          55  61  1  206  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 SERGE 32-3549                51  62     204  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 LORD FIREFLASH 33-2966       69  58  1  197  LUROCIANS II (775)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 GARY M. REAPER 32-2502       82  48  1  196  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SANDMAN 74-2896              70 102  3  193  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 GIMME SOME SUGAR 19-4936     68  48     193  ARMY OF DARKNESS (1296)    ZUWAYZA
 SAVORY 32-4143               46  43  1  193  DEAD WE SUCK (1336)        ARVAT
 SEKHAT 7-2251                53 103  3  192  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 WOODEN ARROW 15-4619         39  52     192  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 HIMEY THE PIMP 29-730        68  47  1  190  STREET WALKERS (14)        LAPUR
 THRASHER MALONE 72-4847      27  20     190  TOURNEY TEAM (1374)        DRAGONHEAD
 BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508        51  27     188  MIDDLE ITALY (1360)        ZUKAL
 MOSSROCK 15-4871             48  58  2  185  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLESH RIPPER 74-3375         37  24  2  178  LUROCIANS XI (1038)        DAYLA KIV
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          66 122  1  175  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 MACHINE 56-3795              49  48     170  DIRTIE (1345)              ROCANIS
 REPUGNANT 97-3677            20  12  4  168  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 KING COREY 43-4620           33  34  2  166  LUROCIAN ROYALTY (1349)    VEASTIAN
 TIA MATTE 32-5321            25  12     163  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 BITCHIN' BEAST 33-5228       17  11     161  DIVINE HERITAGE (1364)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313         76  84  2  157  HABIT (1375)               LIN TIRIAN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHITEBRAID 15-2110           45  79  1  156  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STUMP 15-4882                34  81     148  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 ABSOLUTION 32-5301           22   5  2  129  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 TREEFROG 15-4177             32  56     112  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SEGUE 13-5394                19   8     100  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    16   6      75  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 BIG SHRIMP 12-6561           16  15  1   42  ICE AGE (1324)             RIZTAB

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Noreaster -- Ow.  That was fast. -- Sekhat

Redthorn -- Sorry.  And here I am back up in the Grand Challenger Champs, but I'll do
my best not to disturb Wild Thang since she's on a roll with the columns. -- Nightcap

     No, she lost already.  It's Kookaburra today.  Well, Kookaburra last time, I
     haven't looked at today's fights yet.  Kookie won't write a column, ever, so we
     can hope someone else gets it this time, right?

King Corey -- Meh, you were having an off day I think.

Flesh Ripper -- What a name.  You should try not to live down to it. -- Sandman

Repugnant -- You're not, really.  Might want to wash the armpits more often. --
Sleepwalker

It's a plot!  I saw Debby T. dragging around the arena office today, and I was sure
she was going to drop another spy report.  And she saw me and was sure my fighters
were going to drop their personals.  So we agreed, we'd both get SOMETHING out here
for the newsletter. -- Jorja

Himey -- You're welcome. -- Wooden Arrow

Bilbo Bagginni -- Oh, well, Losses R Us. -- Wooden Arrow
P.S.  But if I should happen to see you across a field, at a good bow range, that
might be another matter.  You're a good round target.

Gary M. Reaper -- Just LOOK at the mess you made of my moss! -- Mossrock

Nigthcap -- Urgh, what did you put IN that drink? -- Redthorn, trying to wake up

S. Mary Rose -- Just you wait, my winning streak is starting any minute now. --
Treefrog

Machine -- Ha!  MY winning streak is starting NOW. -- Stump

Absolution -- Yours, or mine? -- Whitebraid

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HIMEY THE PIMP was devastated by KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
WILD THANG! handily defeated BILBO BAGGINNI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
GARY M. REAPER was unbelievably bested by REDTHORN in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
NOREASTER overpowered SEKHAT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TIA MATTE was overpowered by SANDMAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
REPUGNANT overpowered STUMP in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
ABSOLUTION vanquished TREEFROG in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ARGUMENT overpowered THRASHER MALONE in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
NIGHTCAP overpowered SMUG BUG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
REM viciously subdued ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a exciting 2 minute brutal contest.
SISSY CHRISSY devastated MOSSROCK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
SAVORY overpowered KING COREY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SERGE devastated BITCHIN' BEAST in a 1 minute uneven duel.
RED BARON savagely defeated GIMME SOME SUGAR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
LORD FIREFLASH overpowered WHITEBRAID in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
CONTROVERSY overpowered FLESH RIPPER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
WOODEN ARROW was handily defeated by MARTIN BLANK in a 1 minute competition.
S. MARY ROSE was defeated by MACHINE in a exciting 2 minute duel.
SLEEPWALKER beat XHUGHA KARGARIT in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fray.
LOATHING devastated BITTER ALMOND in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN vanquished BIG SHRIMP in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SEGUE vanquished ROSELLA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -   4 -  0      80  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW        43 -  37 -  1      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    68 -  63 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  22 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY       12 -  18 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  22 -  0      35  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  10 -  0      23  |

Turn 592 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         3 -  6         7  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  3                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   KOOKABURRA 33-4151        147 183  5  282 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (1278)
STRIKING ATTACK  SISSY CHRISSY 29-1347      53  44  3  272 STREET WALKERS (14)
LUNGING ATTACK   ARGUMENT 64-3915           52  64  0  232 UNDER DURESS (743)
PARRY-LUNGE      NIGHTCAP 74-2745          226 133  0  222 DARKLINGS (1160)
PARRY-STRIKE     MARTIN BLANK 82-28434      51  15  0  216 BLOOD TITANS (1347)
SLASHING ATTACK  CONTROVERSY 64-3914        55  61  1  206 UNDER DURESS (743)
AIMED BLOW       GARY M. REAPER 32-2502     82  48  1  196 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SANDMAN 74-2896            70 102  3  193 DARKLINGS (1160)
TOTAL PARRY      GIMME SOME SUGAR 19-4936   68  48  0  193 ARMY OF DARKNESS (1296)
WALL OF STEEL    HIMEY THE PIMP 29-730      68  47  1  190 STREET WALKERS (14)

The overall popularity leader is NIGHTCAP 74-2745.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was RED BARON 33-1092.  The ten other most popular fighters were REM 74-2853, 
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843, KOOKABURRA 33-4151, GIMME SOME SUGAR 19-4936, MACHINE 56-3795, 
NOREASTER 35-3896, ARGUMENT 64-3915, GARY M. REAPER 32-2502, REDTHORN 15-4943, and 
SANDMAN 74-2896.

The least popular fighter this week was BIG SHRIMP 12-6561.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BITCHIN' BEAST 33-5228, KING COREY 43-4620, WOODEN ARROW 
15-4619, FLESH RIPPER 74-3375, MOSSROCK 15-4871, SMUG BUG 55-2900, THRASHER MALONE 
72-4847, TREEFROG 15-4177, STUMP 15-4882, and SEKHAT 7-2251.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            3  2 0  KURUKAR(64)          2  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   4  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        4  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  5 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  0 0  
LAPUR(29)            2  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SEKHAT 7-2251               53 103  3  192  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508       51  27  0  188  MIDDLE ITALY (1360)        ZUKAL
 BIG SHRIMP 12-6561          16  15  1   42  ICE AGE (1324)             RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394               19   8  0  100  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 REDTHORN 15-4943            39  46  0  225  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 GIMME SOME SUGAR 19-4936    68  48  0  193  ARMY OF DARKNESS (1296)    ZUWAYZA
 SISSY CHRISSY 29-1347       53  44  3  272  STREET WALKERS (14)        LAPUR
 SERGE 32-3549               51  62  0  204  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151         147 183  5  282  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (1278)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 NOREASTER 35-3896           51  29  1  210  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 KING COREY 43-4620          33  34  2  166  LUROCIAN ROYALTY (1349)    VEASTIAN
 SMUG BUG 55-2900           128 199  0  210  RHYME TYME (397)           KHALANI
 MACHINE 56-3795             49  48  0  170  DIRTIE (1345)              ROCANIS
 ARGUMENT 64-3915            52  64  0  232  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 THRASHER MALONE 72-4847     27  20  0  190  TOURNEY TEAM (1374)        DRAGONHEAD
 REM 74-2853                108  76  0  228  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        76  84  2  157  HABIT (1375)               LIN TIRIAN
 MARTIN BLANK 82-28434       51  15  0  216  BLOOD TITANS (1347)        DWES EG
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           20  12  4  168  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE