AD Date : 02/21/2013 Duedate: 03/06/2013 FREE BLADES ARENA DM 103 TURN 605 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 DIRT DEVILS 35/1246 1824 1069 17 63.0 PHILANTHROPISTS 40/1234 MIDDLE ITALY 9/1360 PHILANTHROPISTS 56/1271 HALLOWIENERS 33/1391 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 35/1011 DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394 PHILANTHROPISTS17 84/1384 IN THE JUNGLE 35/1367 4 LUROCIANS II 33/775 337 314 8 51.8 MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386 BLOOD TITANS 82/1347 SONS OF SATAN 97/1371 LUROCIANS XI 74/1038 ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241 5 CASTAWAYS 7/1301 884 839 8 51.3 DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298 DARKLINGS 74/1160 THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389 6 RHYME TYME 55/397 446 492 2 47.5 ARMY OF DARKNESS 19/1296 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/1278 SPAWN OF DARKNESS 97/1390 7 HABIT 78/1375 949 1237 14 43.4 2 DEAD WE SUC 32/1336 261 197 2 57.0 ASSORTED 32/578 3 PHILANTHROPI 20/773 529 478 9 52.5 UNDER DURESS 64/743 PHILANTHROPISTS 35/510 8-SUMMERBORN 81/1365 10 21 0 32.3 PHILANTHROPISTS 17/1262 9 GREENWARDENS 15/770 782 1741 12 31.0 PHILANTHROPISTS 29/1350 WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 716): BLUE FUNK of BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 718): HERMIAS of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.) DM 13 DULLENS (turn 666): GRAY BEAR of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 712): LUCK DEVIL of THE DEVIL'S OWN (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 714): GOLDPLATED of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.) DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 705): FENSTER GOLLY of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 706): BULL HALSEY of MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 355): LILY OF SARMATIA of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 703): THE CLEAR of ARCANE PHARMACY (Destitute Noble, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 353): DRONE-ON of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 700): TRUST BUSTER 1 of SEGUE CARTEL (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 697): HULL SCRUBBER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 689): GRINCH of BAD GUYS (Mr. Bad Guy, mgr.) DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 644): ARCHERS OF LOAF of UNC COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 330): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 325): SOUTH SPOON of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 311): MOLDAR NAY of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 579): LINKIN LOGGER of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.) DM 60 ARADI (turn 564): TICK ... TOCK of UNNAMEABLES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 61 JURINE (turn 546): DARTH VADER of STAR WARS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.) DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 540): LINDIS TYL SARRO of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 260): MRALISSA LOON of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 501): KINVER TEN PALAN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 496): XAVIER of RUNEBLADES (Stillgard, mgr) DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 487): STEAMED MUSCLES of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit) ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 604): NOREASTER of DIRT DEVILS (The Dark One, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 716): SERPENTS HOLD 3 (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 718): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.) DM 13 DULLENS (turn 666): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 712): CRUCIAL TAUNT (Daikkan, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 714): SHADOWMONGERS (Shadow, mgr.) DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 705): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 706): LORDS INC. (Lord Z, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 355): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 703): THE TAKEN (Stillgard, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 353): BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 700): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 697): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 689): SOUND (Trim, mgr.) DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 647): EPIC RAP (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 330): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 325): OBG! (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 311): LIFE IMAPACTS (Coach, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 579): INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.) DM 60 ARADI (turn 564): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.) DM 61 JURINE (turn 546): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 540): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 260): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)_ DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 501): MEDAL OF HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 496): EL CAMINO:DOS (Floyd, mgr.) DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 487): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 604): DIRT DEVILS et al (The Dark One, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 715): DEBARROWS of CRIMSON DEATH (Verol, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 718): HERMIAS of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 712): DEANO of MARKS PARTY (JE, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 355): POSTAGE of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 353): DRONE-ON of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 697): HULL SCRUBBER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr) (turn 696): JERK O'LANTERN of HALLOWEINERS (The Dark One, mgr) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 689): GRINCH of BAD GUYS (Mr. Bad Guy, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 325): TALKEETNA of ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord, mgr.) TEMPTRESS of LUROCIAN DEVILS (The Greek Guy, mgr.) SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE of THE OPERA (Manager, mgr.) (turn 324): LATKA of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 310): MATH of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 577): MOE FROSTTOOTH of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.) DM 61 JURINE (turn 546): DARTH VADER of STAR WARS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.) (turn 545): ARKAN BARNES of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 540): LINDIS TYL SARRO of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM Reflections by the Lord-Marshall People keep asking me where I get my Gladiator Name from. Obviously my mother didn't name me Noreaster. Here's were it comes from. Oh yeah. I am infused with the power of the hurricane. All credit for this column goes to Wikipedia. I'm not sure what that is, but my manager told me to say that! (The February 2013 nor'easter (also known as Winter Storm Nemo) was a powerful winter storm that developed from the combination of two areas of low pressure primarily affecting the Norheastern US resulting in heavy snowfall and hurricane-force winds. The first low-pressure system, originating from the Northern Plains of the United States, produced moderate amounts of snow across the Great Lakes. The second low, originating across the state of Texas produced heavy rains and flooding across much of the country. As the two systems merged off the Northeast coast on February 8, 2013, they produced heavy snowfall over a large region from Northern New Jersey and inland from New York City through eastern New England up to coastal Maine and inland to Ontario, Canada. Total snowfall in Boston reached 24.9 inches (63 cm), the fifth-highest total ever recorded in the city. New York officially recorded 11.4 inches (29 cm) of snow at Central Park. The highest snowfall totals were in Connecticut, where the town of Hamden recorded 40 inches (100 cm). Many surrounding cities picked up at least 1 foot (30 cm). In addition to the significant snowfall totals, hurricane-force wind gusts were recorded, peaking at 89 mph (143 km/h) at Mount Desert Rock, Maine and 84 mph (135 km/h) off the coast of Massachusetts. Boston experienced a storm surge of 4.2 ft (1.3 m), its fourth-highest. At least fifteen deaths were attributed to the storm.) That's a LOT of kills. I haven't come close, though I'm only infused with the power of the storm. That's it. So don't ask me where my name comes from again! Noreaster, Lord Marshall REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Okay, more snow. Well, we can ski, I guess. Or sit around a fire--INSIDE--in great clothes and drink hot toddies with umbrellas in them. And, like, talk about the fights, if you want to. Biggest point gain, Pam Demonium, 43, for killing Lucifreya. Stay out of alleys for a while, Pam, because Luci is, like, totally mad at you. Serge had the biggest drop, 20 points. Pooh, that's nothing. Darklings was most avoided, by Devil Advocates. No surprise there, nobody but the Dark One is doing real manager things here today. Wooden Arrow got the most challenges. We had twenty-five fights, which is kind of good, only four challenges, and four standbys. PAM DEMONIUM (32-5551) (18-3-0,57) of DEVIL ADVOCATES fought LUCIFREYJA (103-40) (19-21-1,90) of the College of Mimes. PAM DEMONIUM assassinated LUCIFREYJA in a 2 minute brutal uneven match. This is where Pam got the big points. COREY THE MOOSE (84-19615) (18-4-0,84) of DRAFT DODGERS fought LUCIFREYJA (103- 40) (19-21-1,90) of the College of Mimes. COREY THE MOOSE overpowered LUCIFREYJA in a 1 minute one-sided duel. Well, of course, you know? I mean, Luci had a resurrection hangover already! LOATHING (97-4003) (15-8-4,90) of SPAWN OF DARKNESS fought ROSELLA (103-39) (26- 25-0,100) of the College of Mimes. LOATHING demolished ROSELLA in an action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided fight. I've been mad at Rosella sometimes, but I never loathed her. TIA MATTE (32-5321) (30-18-0,160) of DEVIL ADVOCATES fought MOZART (35-3756) (17-6-1,121) of PHILANTHROPISTS 3. TIA MATTE vanquished MOZART in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray. Not a music person, I guess. ARGUMENT (64-3915) (58-70-0,178) of UNDER DURESS fought ERTL WISESTAFF (84-7570) (16-8-1,115) of PHILANTHROPISTS17. ARGUMENT demolished ERTL WISESTAFF in a 1 minute uneven bout. Wow, the handicapper is being, like, totally unfair today! Over and over again. FLESH RIPPER (74-3375) (45-28-2,171) of LUROCIANS XI fought STUMP (15-4882) (35- 92-0,132) of GREENWARDENS. FLESH RIPPER overpowered STUMP in a 1 minute uneven fight. I didn't know stumps had flesh. SAVORY (32-4143) (52-49-1,175) of DEAD WE SUCK fought ZEBZAMBEZI (35-3581) (17- 12-3,124) of PHILANTHROPISTS. SAVORY overpowered ZEBZAMBEZI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict. Maybe it's because of the bookies wanting sure things to bet on? S. MARY ROSE (78-2313) (83-89-2,192) of HABIT fought MAKADOS (29-4704) (27-13- 0,179) of PHILANTHROPISTS. S. MARY ROSE savagely defeated MAKADOS in an exciting 2 minute brutal bout. It'd be kind of interesting to know who has hidden tourney fights, wouldn't it? WHITEBRAID (15-2110) (49-87-1,183) of GREENWARDENS fought REPUGNANT (97-3677) (26-17-4,166) of SONS OF SATAN. WHITEBRAID devastated REPUGNANT in a 1 minute one- sided fight. With one of those spray deodorants. ALDALDON (56-3913) (40-32-1,194) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD (103-33) (1-0-1,220) of the College of Mimes. ALDALDON was unbelievably bested by ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a 2 minute bout. That's the fourth standby, I think, and their only win. KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (154-188-5,206) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES fought REDTHORN (15- 4943) (42-55-0,192) of GREENWARDENS. KOOKABURRA vanquished REDTHORN in an action packed 1 minute mismatched bout. You really have to wonder about that handicapper, don't you? He says he will match fights "however he has to" until he sells all his cookies. FLY SWATTER (20-2660) (43-22-1,207) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought REM (74-2853) (117-79-0,191) of DARKLINGS. FLY SWATTER was overpowered by REM in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict. Hard to swat someone who's always twitching. SERGE (32-3549) (54-71-0,205) of ASSORTED fought SMUG BUG (55-2900) (132-207- 0,190) of RHYME TYME. SERGE was devastated by SMUG BUG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle. Serge dropped twenty points for this, and he SHOULD. He was all SET to squash that Bug, but he chickened out. ABSOLUTION (32-5301) (29-9-3,190) of ANGELS OF PAIN fought CONTROVERSY (64-3914) (59-69-1,171) of UNDER DURESS. ABSOLUTION subdued CONTROVERSY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition. Does that work? MARTIN BLANK (82-28434) (60-18-0,221) of BLOOD TITANS fought SEKHAT (7-2251) (58-110-3,194) of CASTAWAYS. MARTIN BLANK viciously subdued SEKHAT in a popular 4 minute brutal bout. Some days it's hard being a cat. BILBO BAGGINNI (9-5508) (61-28-1,291) of MIDDLE ITALY fought RED BARON (33-1092) (79-74-3,249) of LUROCIANS II. BILBO BAGGINNI defeated RED BARON in an exciting 2 minute fight. Well, of course! This is totally NOT the day of the underdog. GIMME SOME SUGAR (19-4936) (74-53-0,219) of ARMY OF DARKNESS fought PATIENCE (35-2005) (34-27-1,198) of PHILANTHROPISTS. GIMME SOME SUGAR defeated PATIENCE in an action packed 2 minute duel. Next time, no sugar. NYZEIL OGLATA (17-6753) (42-30-1,218) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought TREEFROG (15- 4177) (37-63-0,198) of GREENWARDENS. NYZEIL OGLATA vanquished TREEFROG in a 1 minute uneven duel. Another case of the tongue strike not working. THE LION KING (35-4124) (15-4-0,214) of IN THE JUNGLE fought SLEEPWALKER (74- 2843) (72-128-1,190) of DARKLINGS. THE LION KING defeated SLEEPWALKER in an action packed 2 minute melee. You know, Sleepwalker should have a better record. That's what *I* think. DRIZZT (40-4146) (43-48-0,266) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought LORD FIREFLASH (33- 2966) (76-63-1,207) of LUROCIANS II. DRIZZT beat LORD FIREFLASH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl. Oh, well. That's the last "random" match, at least. Except for the title fight, which is different anyway. The challenges: HEADLESS NORSEMAN (33-7758) (21-9-0,145) of HALLOWIENERS challenged MOSSROCK (15-4871) (50-68-2,142) of GREENWARDENS. Down 3. HEADLESS NORSEMAN was overpowered by MOSSROCK in a 1 minute Challenge match. Oops! DONKEY HOTAY (19-5187) (22-2-1,143) of MAN OR BEAST? challenged MANIPULATOR (64- 3490) (49-98-6,117) of UNDER DURESS. Down 26, I think. DONKEY HOTAY bested MANIPULATOR in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest. Sure. SEGUE (13-5394) (25-13-0,195) of THE DEVIL'S OWN challenged WOODEN ARROW (15- 4619) (43-60-0,186) of GREENWARDENS. Down 9. SEGUE handily defeated WOODEN ARROW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. For this the Arrow was most challenged? Probably just a double-challenge. GARY M. REAPER (32-2502) (89-52-1,194) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged SANDMAN (74-2896) (74-110-3,202) of DARKLINGS. Up 8. GARY M. REAPER was devastated by SANDMAN in a 4 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Nap time! For the title, a random match: NOREASTER (35-3896) (60-29-2,364) of DIRT DEVILS fought NIGHTCAP (74-2745) (236- 135-0,248) of DARKLINGS. NOREASTER lost to NIGHTCAP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title fight. Thanks to Noreaster for doing a column. I'm a little surprised Nightcap wasn't inducted, you know? Maybe in a couple of months. Anyway, congratulations. Now YOU get to do a column. Debby T. LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY NIGHTCAP 74-2745 237 135 270 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508 62 28 1 302 MIDDLE ITALY (1360) ZUKAL DRIZZT 40-4146 44 48 281 PHILANTHROPISTS (1234) ZENSU SANDMAN 74-2896 75 110 3 232 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV GIMME SOME SUGAR 19-4936 75 53 230 ARMY OF DARKNESS (1296) ZUWAYZA NYZEIL OGLATA 17-6753 43 30 1 228 PHILANTHROPISTS (1262) ALJAFIR MARTIN BLANK 82-28434 61 18 227 BLOOD TITANS (1347) DWES EG THE LION KING 35-4124 16 4 219 IN THE JUNGLE (1367) MURSKA REM 74-2853 118 79 218 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV KOOKABURRA 33-4151 155 188 5 215 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (1278) NIATOLI ISLAND GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY NOREASTER 35-3896 60 30 2 210 DIRT DEVILS (1246) MURSKA RED BARON 33-1092 79 75 3 207 LUROCIANS II (775) NIATOLI ISLAND SMUG BUG 55-2900 133 207 206 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI SEKHAT 7-2251 58 111 3 205 CASTAWAYS (1301) BONSUR S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 84 89 2 204 HABIT (1375) LIN TIRIAN SEGUE 13-5394 26 13 204 THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389) DULLENS PATIENCE 35-2005 34 28 1 201 PHILANTHROPISTS (510) MURSKA LORD FIREFLASH 33-2966 76 64 1 195 LUROCIANS II (775) NIATOLI ISLAND FLY SWATTER 20-2660 43 23 1 195 PHILANTHROPISTS (773) SEAM ALDALDON 56-3913 40 33 1 195 PHILANTHROPISTS (1271) ROCANIS SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 72 129 1 194 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV WHITEBRAID 15-2110 50 87 1 194 GREENWARDENS (770) MALCORN ABSOLUTION 32-5301 30 9 3 193 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT TREEFROG 15-4177 37 64 192 GREENWARDENS (770) MALCORN GARY M. REAPER 32-2502 89 53 1 187 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT SERGE 32-3549 54 72 185 ASSORTED (578) ARVAT REDTHORN 15-4943 42 56 184 GREENWARDENS (770) MALCORN WOODEN ARROW 15-4619 43 61 181 GREENWARDENS (770) MALCORN GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ARGUMENT 64-3915 59 70 180 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR CONTROVERSY 64-3914 59 70 1 177 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR SAVORY 32-4143 53 49 1 177 DEAD WE SUCK (1336) ARVAT MAKADOS 29-4704 27 14 177 PHILANTHROPISTS (1350) LAPUR FLESH RIPPER 74-3375 46 28 2 173 LUROCIANS XI (1038) DAYLA KIV TIA MATTE 32-5321 31 18 167 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT MOSSROCK 15-4871 51 68 2 160 GREENWARDENS (770) MALCORN GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY REPUGNANT 97-3677 26 18 4 160 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187 23 2 1 145 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA STUMP 15-4882 35 93 137 GREENWARDENS (770) MALCORN HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758 21 10 133 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND ZEBZAMBEZI 35-3581 17 13 3 128 PHILANTHROPISTS (510) MURSKA MANIPULATOR 64-3490 49 99 6 124 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR MOZART 35-3756 17 7 1 124 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1011) MURSKA ERTL WISESTAFF 84-7570 16 9 1 121 PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1384) BLACKSTONE GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551 19 3 1 100 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT LOATHING 97-4003 16 8 4 100 SPAWN OF DARKNESS (1390) SHADOW GROVE COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615 19 4 98 DRAFT DODGERS (1394) BLACKSTONE GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -LITTLE DARLING 81-1700 23 18 78 SUMMERBORN (1365) SHADOWSPIRE -JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742 18 3 57 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND -JULIETTE 81-1630 27 19 1 52 SUMMERBORN (1365) SHADOWSPIRE '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN LUCIFREYJA 19 21 1 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551 605 PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Gimme Some Sugar -- No. -- Sekhat Red Baron -- Wow! I'm impressed. -- Rem Serge -- Thanks for taking my advice about giving up. I didn't want to hurt you more. -- Nightcap Argument -- Did they get that lung all patched up? -- Sandman Fly Swatter -- That was no surprise. And yet it spellbinded the spectators. They're easily amused, aren't they? -- Sleepwalker Both of them. Noreaster -- I'm glad I'm from Malcorn instead of Murska. I might never have survived if you'd been around then. -- Treefrog P.S. Your armor tastes odd. You might want to have it checked. Is that from the tongue-strike? Segue -- (sigh) -- Wooden Arrow Gary M. Reaper -- No, I should NOT dye my hair, the very idea! -- Whitebraid The Lion King -- Yeah, yeah, it happens. But what doesn't happen so often is: I'M MAXED! Maybe I can train stats now. Not that it matters to my fighting, but it would be pleasant to see something new instead of that blank space at the bottom of my fights. -- Redthorn Headless Norseman -- Huh, I'd think you'd have some SYMPATHY for me, after all, YOU have a stump for a neck, but noooo. Well, okay, you probably couldn't SEE me, what with having no head. -- Stump Tia Matte -- ME, do tongue-strikes? I should hope not! -- Mossrock LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS GARY M. REAPER was devastated by SANDMAN in a 4 minute mismatched Challenge fight. SEGUE handily defeated WOODEN ARROW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. DONKEY HOTAY bested MANIPULATOR in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest. HEADLESS NORSEMAN was overpowered by MOSSROCK in a 1 minute Challenge match. NOREASTER lost to NIGHTCAP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title fight. DRIZZT beat LORD FIREFLASH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl. THE LION KING defeated SLEEPWALKER in a action packed 2 minute melee. NYZEIL OGLATA vanquished TREEFROG in a 1 minute uneven duel. GIMME SOME SUGAR defeated PATIENCE in a action packed 2 minute duel. BILBO BAGGINNI defeated RED BARON in a exciting 2 minute fight. MARTIN BLANK viciously subdued SEKHAT in a popular 4 minute brutal bout. ABSOLUTION subdued CONTROVERSY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition. SERGE was devastated by SMUG BUG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle. FLY SWATTER was overpowered by REM in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict. KOOKABURRA vanquished REDTHORN in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout. ALDALDON was unbelievably bested by ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a 2 minute bout. WHITEBRAID devastated REPUGNANT in a 1 minute one-sided fight. S. MARY ROSE savagely defeated MAKADOS in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout. SAVORY overpowered ZEBZAMBEZI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict. FLESH RIPPER overpowered STUMP in a 1 minute uneven fight. ARGUMENT demolished ERTL WISESTAFF in a 1 minute uneven bout. TIA MATTE vanquished MOZART in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray. LOATHING demolished ROSELLA in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided fight. COREY THE MOOSE overpowered LUCIFREYJA in a 1 minute one-sided duel. PAM DEMONIUM assassinated LUCIFREYJA in a 2 minute brutal uneven match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 13 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 - 1 100 | |AIMED BLOW 12 PARRY-STRIKE 12 - 3 - 1 80 | |STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 7 - 0 65 | |TOTAL PARRY 4 AIMED BLOW 55 - 42 - 1 57 | |SLASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 67 - 61 - 2 52 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 11 - 0 50 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 21 - 0 46 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 20 - 0 43 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 7 - 0 36 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 22 - 0 35 | Turn 605 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 7 4 AIMED BLOW WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 8 - 4 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME PARRY-LUNGE NIGHTCAP 74-2745 237 135 0 270 DARKLINGS (1160) AIMED BLOW BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508 62 28 1 302 MIDDLE ITALY (1360) PARRY-RIPOSTE SANDMAN 74-2896 75 110 3 232 DARKLINGS (1160) TOTAL PARRY GIMME SOME SUGAR 19-4936 75 53 0 230 ARMY OF DARKNESS (1296) PARRY-STRIKE MARTIN BLANK 82-28434 61 18 0 227 BLOOD TITANS (1347) LUNGING ATTACK REM 74-2853 118 79 0 218 DARKLINGS (1160) BASHING ATTACK KOOKABURRA 33-4151 155 188 5 215 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (1278) FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK SEKHAT 7-2251 58 111 3 205 CASTAWAYS (1301) SLASHING ATTACK S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 84 89 2 204 HABIT (1375) WALL OF STEEL PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551 19 3 1 100 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) The overall popularity leader is NIGHTCAP 74-2745. The most popular warrior this turn was SANDMAN 74-2896. The ten other most popular fighters were ALDALDON 56-3913, MARTIN BLANK 82-28434, SLEEPWALKER 74-2843, SEKHAT 7-2251, S. MARY ROSE 78-2313, BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508, ABSOLUTION 32-5301, DRIZZT 40-4146, THE LION KING 35-4124, and GIMME SOME SUGAR 19-4936. The least popular fighter this week was ERTL WISESTAFF 84-7570. The other ten least popular fighters were STUMP 15-4882, TREEFROG 15-4177, MOZART 35-3756, FLESH RIPPER 74-3375, MAKADOS 29-4704, REPUGNANT 97-3677, REDTHORN 15-4943, SERGE 32-3549, WOODEN ARROW 15-4619, and ZEBZAMBEZI 35-3581. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 LAPUR(29) 0 1 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 2 0 ZUKAL(9) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 4 2 1 DAYLA KIV(74) 4 1 0 DULLENS(13) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 3 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 0 0 MALCORN(15) 2 4 0 MURSKA(35) 1 4 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0 ALJAFIR(17) 1 0 0 ZENSU(40) 1 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 1 1 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 2 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 1 0 SEAM(20) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 1 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SEKHAT 7-2251 58 111 3 205 CASTAWAYS (1301) BONSUR BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508 62 28 1 302 MIDDLE ITALY (1360) ZUKAL SEGUE 13-5394 26 13 0 204 THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389) DULLENS WHITEBRAID 15-2110 50 87 1 194 GREENWARDENS (770) MALCORN NYZEIL OGLATA 17-6753 43 30 1 228 PHILANTHROPISTS (1262) ALJAFIR GIMME SOME SUGAR 19-4936 75 53 0 230 ARMY OF DARKNESS (1296) ZUWAYZA FLY SWATTER 20-2660 43 23 1 195 PHILANTHROPISTS (773) SEAM MAKADOS 29-4704 27 14 0 177 PHILANTHROPISTS (1350) LAPUR ABSOLUTION 32-5301 30 9 3 193 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT KOOKABURRA 33-4151 155 188 5 215 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (1278) NIATOLI ISLAND THE LION KING 35-4124 16 4 0 219 IN THE JUNGLE (1367) MURSKA DRIZZT 40-4146 44 48 0 281 PHILANTHROPISTS (1234) ZENSU SMUG BUG 55-2900 133 207 0 206 RHYME TYME (397) KHALANI ALDALDON 56-3913 40 33 1 195 PHILANTHROPISTS (1271) ROCANIS ARGUMENT 64-3915 59 70 0 180 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR NIGHTCAP 74-2745 237 135 0 270 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 84 89 2 204 HABIT (1375) LIN TIRIAN MARTIN BLANK 82-28434 61 18 0 227 BLOOD TITANS (1347) DWES EG ERTL WISESTAFF 84-7570 16 9 1 121 PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1384) BLACKSTONE REPUGNANT 97-3677 26 18 4 160 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE