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Date   : 06/27/2013    Duedate: 07/10/2013

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 614

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 THE MOTHERS 65/1401  218  111   1 66.3      PHILANTHROPISTS 40/1234
  2 DIRT DEVILS 35/1246 1911 1113  17 63.2      PHILANTHROPISTS 50/1402
    MIDDLE ITALY 9/1360                         PHILANTHROPISTS 3 35/1011
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        PHILANTHROPISTS17 84/1384
    DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394                     5 LUROCIANS II 33/775  356  327   8 52.1
    IN THE JUNGLE 35/1367                       BLOOD TITANS 82/1347
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       LUROCIANS XI 74/1038
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                     6 CASTAWAYS 7/1301     908  860   8 51.4
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      DARKLINGS 74/1160
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                    7 GIRL SCOUT  33/1278  451  500   2 47.4
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                   8 HABIT 78/1375        965 1266  14 43.3
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 15/1398                     ASSORTED 32/578
    ARMY OF DARKNESS 19/1296                    UNDER DURESS 64/743
    SPAWN OF DARKNESS 97/1390                 9 KNIGHTS OF L 33/404   15   20   0 42.9
  3 DEAD WE SUC 32/1336  264  203   2 56.5   10 THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48   32   59   0 35.2
  4 PHILANTHROPI 35/510  563  498  10 53.1      BLACKED OUT ON... 12/1275
    PHILANTHROPISTS 17/1262                  11-GREENWARDENS 15/770  790 1781  12 30.7
    PHILANTHROPISTS 29/1350

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 724): ODDLY ELEGANT of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 727): AESARA of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 684): BOUTTE of ARCANE ROYALTY (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 721): AXEL of CRUCIAL TAUNT (Daikkan, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 723): GOLDPLATED of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 714): DEBRA ELSITH of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 715): WALTER PIDGEON of MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 360): CAPEX of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 712): CALYPSO of BOHICA (Scruffy Puff, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 358): KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 709): OBLITERATION of ANGELS OF PAIN (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 706): FROGGY FOO FOO of BATTLE FROGS S01 (Grimm, mgr)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 698): JOCK MACBEAGH of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 656): BAIN of ORDER (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 335): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 329): FRASIER of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 316): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 588): GERHART ERVIN of MIDDLE WAY WO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 723): CHOPPED RABBIT of UNNAMEABLES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 555): ZENSU LASAGNA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 549): XYLOID of SCRABBLE (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 265): KITTY of WAY BACK WHEN (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 510): GEORGE PETERSON of MEDAL OF HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 505): ANDA of FALSE OVERTURES (Guido, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 496): URIK DARKHEART of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 613): REM of DARKLINGS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 725): SERPENTS HOLD 3 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 727): KAOS FROGS (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 684): ARCANE ROYALTY (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 721): TERMINUS (Carick, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 723): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 714): YORK'S ARCADE (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 715): MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 360): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 712): THE TAKEN (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 358): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 709): THE WALKING DEAD (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 706): SUMMERTEETH (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 698): FOOT OF PRIDE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 656): TOLBIN'S X-MEN (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 335): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 329): CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 316): LIFE IMAPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 588): MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 573): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 555): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 549): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 265): THE FLYING FISH (?, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 510): I HATE TOURNEYS (Anti-Tourney, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 505): FALSE OVERTURES (Guido, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 496): MEDAL OF HONOR Z2 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 613): THE MOTHERSHIP CE (Floyd, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 724): RECOIL of SERPENTS HOLD 3 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 714): MORRIS ORMRAN of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
                            FENSTER GOLLY of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 360): CAPEX of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 711): SHARK NORMAN of MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 358): KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 705): SHE'S A JAR of SUMMERTEETH (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                                   TAVELSHAN KETHAL of THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 329): FRASIER of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 316): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 587): KULGAN of MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 723): CHOPPED RABBIT of UNNAMEABLES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
              (turn 722): BIG DOG of RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 554): GIRL SCOUT COOKIE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 547): THE BLUE PILL of THE MOTHERSHIP CE (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 265): FRISBEE of FOUND IN THE SAND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                (turn 264): MRALISSA LOON of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 504): XAVIER of RUNEBLADES (Stillgard, mgr.)
                                  KOGAN DJIAN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                           Reflections by the Lord-Marshall

     Oh my gosh!  I made it!  Woo hoo!
     I was matched against Noreaster, who is very good at what he does, but I think
he was having an off day.  We all get them.  Anyway it was a fast fight, probably
hard for spectators to follow.  Heck, it was hard for ME to follow.  Sometimes you're
out there with your sword and someone is trying to hit you, and you just have to...
you know... fake it.  I faked it pretty good, huh?
     Anyway, this is cool.  I get to sit up here, and you're all supposed to respect
me, which I don't get a lot of because I'm short and skinny.  And flat-chested.  Can
I mention my chest in this newsletter?  So...  I... um... don't want to talk about
that anymore.  But I can't think of anything else to say.  It's one of those examples
of the perversity of the human mind.  Whatever you do, don't think about your chest.
     Are elven minds perverse?  Or dwarves, or all of those other kinds of people?
Or is it just humans?  We kinda got the short end when it comes to being cool.  I
hope we didn't get the short end when it comes to minds, too.
     Speaking of which, I can't think of anything to say.
     So... hang in there.

Rem, of Darklings

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, here we are, you know?  Totally hot and sticky, but that's summer for you.
     Biggest point rise, Ertl Wisestaff, 33.  Biggest drop, Serial Murderer, 21.
Point inflation again.
     Most avoided, Darklings.  Avoiding them most Devil Advocates.  Okay.
     Most challenges, Sekhat.
     Twenty fights, eight challenges, no standbys!  Is this amazing, or what?

     THE BLUE PILL (65-7201) (18-4-1,63) of THE MOTHERSHIP CE fought CROWN ROYAL (12-
5507) (9-0-2,67) of BLACKED OUT ON....  THE BLUE PILL was overpowered by CROWN ROYAL
in a 1 minute uneven fight.  Well, you know, I've heard that.
     TRUST BUSTER 1 (32-5443) (19-0-0,119) of DEVIL ADVOCATES fought SERIAL MURDERER
(9-990) (30-38-0,150) of THE MONGOLOIDS.  TRUST BUSTER 1 overpowered SERIAL MURDERER
in a 1 minute mismatched fight.  Yep.  I think this Trust Buster dude needs a loss,
you know?  Being undefeated is, like, totally dangerous.
     SAVORY (32-4143) (55-55-1,164) of DEAD WE SUCK fought PAM DEMONIUM (32-5551)
(21-9-1,139) of DEVIL ADVOCATES.  SAVORY overpowered PAM DEMONIUM in an exciting 1
minute one-sided match.  And now Savory has a winning record!  Way to go.
     MAKADOS (29-4704) (29-20-0,177) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought LOATHING (97-4003)
(17-11-4,142) of SPAWN OF DARKNESS.  MAKADOS devastated LOATHING in a 1 minute one-
sided brawl.  Nothing like having, you know, an edge.  And points are good, too.
     ERTL WISESTAFF (84-7570) (22-11-1,166) of PHILANTHROPISTS17 fought LUCK DEVIL
(15-5162) (20-4-1,108) of THE DEVIL'S OWN.  ERTL WISESTAFF easily killed LUCK DEVIL
in a 1 minute mismatched bout.  Gosh!  I'm, like, almost surprised at Ertl.  This is
totally forcefully.
     FLESH RIPPER (74-3375) (50-32-2,200) of LUROCIANS XI fought SEGUE (13-5394) (32-
15-0,198) of THE DEVIL'S OWN.  FLESH RIPPER was vanquished by SEGUE in an action
packed 1 minute mismatched bout.  No ripping today.

     MANIPULATOR (64-3490) (52-104-6,186) of UNDER DURESS fought DONKEY HOTAY (19-
5187) (30-3-1,210) of MAN OR BEAST?.  MANIPULATOR was overcome by DONKEY HOTAY in a 2
minute fight.  Would you have said Manipulator looked like a windmill?  I didn't
think so, but who knows how a donkey sees things?
     MOZART (35-3756) (23-9-1,202) of PHILANTHROPISTS 3 fought WILLY LIV (9-2930)
(23-12-2,192) of THE MONGOLOIDS.  MOZART bested WILLY LIV in a crowd pleasing 1
minute bout.  But Willy DID live, so there!
     KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (158-193-5,197) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES fought ARGUMENT (64-
3915) (63-74-0,183) of UNDER DURESS.  KOOKABURRA handily defeated ARGUMENT in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.  Yeah, I heard about that.
     MARTIN BLANK (82-28434) (66-21-0,217) of BLOOD TITANS fought SLEEPWALKER (74-
2843) (74-135-1,183) of DARKLINGS.  MARTIN BLANK demolished SLEEPWALKER in a 2 minute
mismatched match.  Next time, maybe Sleepwalker will wake UP.
     S. MARY ROSE (78-2313) (87-94-2,229) of HABIT fought PATIENCE (35-2005) (38-32-
1,185) of PHILANTHROPISTS.  S. MARY ROSE was overcome by PATIENCE in a popular 1
minute bout.  I thought patience meant "longer than one minute."
     DRIZZT (40-4146) (48-52-0,246) of PHILANTHROPISTS fought THE LION KING (35-4124)
(20-8-0,198) of IN THE JUNGLE.  DRIZZT defeated THE LION KING in an exciting 4 minute
fight.  Well, okay.  I guess lions have to be put in their places just like people.

The challenges, all from The Dark One:
     TIA MATTE (32-5321) (36-21-0,160) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged GREEN KNIGHT
(33-2536) (24-16-1,166) of KNIGHTS OF LEGEND.  Up 6.  TIA MATTE vanquished GREEN
KNIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
     HEADLESS NORSEMAN (33-7758) (26-13-0,173) of HALLOWIENERS challenged SANDMAN
(74-2896) (79-114-3,179) of DARKLINGS.  Up 6.  HEADLESS NORSEMAN was handily defeated
by SANDMAN in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
     ABSOLUTION (32-5301) (34-12-3,210) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged SEKHAT (7-2251)
(61-116-3,204) of CASTAWAYS.  Down 6.  ABSOLUTION devastated SEKHAT in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
     NOREASTER (35-3896) (66-32-2,206) of DIRT DEVILS challenged NYZEIL OGLATA (17-
6753) (50-31-1,287) of PHILANTHROPISTS.  Up lots.  Um, 81?  I don't do higher math.
NOREASTER devastated NYZEIL OGLATA in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.

     BILBO BAGGINNI (9-5508) (68-30-1,210) of MIDDLE ITALY challenged NIGHTCAP (74-
2745) (243-137-0,236) of DARKLINGS.  Up 26.  BILBO BAGGINNI was devastated by
NIGHTCAP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
     REPUGNANT (97-3677) (32-20-4,197) of SONS OF SATAN challenged CONTROVERSY (64-
3914) (62-75-1,193) of UNDER DURESS.  Down 4.  REPUGNANT was defeated by CONTROVERSY
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge duel.
     JERK O'LANTERN (33-7742) (23-5-0,196) of HALLOWIENERS challenged SERGE (32-3549)
(56-78-0,191) of ASSORTED.  Down 5.  JERK O'LANTERN subdued SERGE in an exciting 1
minute Challenge melee.

And for the title:
     GIMME SOME SUGAR (19-4936) (82-54-0,248) of ARMY OF DARKNESS challenged REM (74-
2853) (125-80-0,264) of DARKLINGS.  Up 16.  GIMME SOME SUGAR bested REM in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute Challenge Title fight.  Well, I gess Rem doesn't have to think of
something to say this time, right?  It was a good fight, if you like fights.

                                       Debby T.

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GIMME SOME SUGAR 19-4936     83  54     279  ARMY OF DARKNESS (1296)    ZUWAYZA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NIGHTCAP 74-2745            244 137     266  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 DRIZZT 40-4146               49  52     259  PHILANTHROPISTS (1234)     ZENSU
-RED BARON 33-1092            85  76  3  251  LUROCIANS II (775)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 NOREASTER 35-3896            67  32  2  227  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 MARTIN BLANK 82-28434        67  21     224  BLOOD TITANS (1347)        DWES EG
 ABSOLUTION 32-5301           35  12  3  223  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SEGUE 13-5394                33  15     219  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187         31   3  1  212  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 MOZART 35-3756               24   9  1  212  PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1011)   MURSKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508        68  31  1  210  MIDDLE ITALY (1360)        ZUKAL
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914          63  75  1  207  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 REM 74-2853                 125  81     205  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          159 193  5  204  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (1278)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742       24   5     201  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 NYZEIL OGLATA 17-6753        50  32  1  199  PHILANTHROPISTS (1262)     ALJAFIR
 PATIENCE 35-2005             39  32  1  199  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 ERTL WISESTAFF 84-7570       23  11  2  199  PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1384)   BLACKSTONE
 THE LION KING 35-4124        20   9     197  IN THE JUNGLE (1367)       MURSKA
 SEKHAT 7-2251                61 117  3  196  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
-REDTHORN 15-4943             45  61     196  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
-LORD FIREFLASH 33-2966       79  68  1  195  LUROCIANS II (775)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SANDMAN 74-2896              80 114  3  194  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLESH RIPPER 74-3375         50  33  2  194  LUROCIANS XI (1038)        DAYLA KIV
 MANIPULATOR 64-3490          52 105  6  193  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 WILLY LIV 9-2930             23  13  2  193  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 SERGE 32-3549                56  79     192  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
-WHITEBRAID 15-2110           52  93  1  192  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313         87  95  2  190  HABIT (1375)               LIN TIRIAN
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          74 136  1  190  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 REPUGNANT 97-3677            32  21  4  190  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 MAKADOS 29-4704              30  20     181  PHILANTHROPISTS (1350)     LAPUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TIA MATTE 32-5321            37  21     178  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 ARGUMENT 64-3915             63  75     177  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
-TREEFROG 15-4177             38  71     177  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 SAVORY 32-4143               56  55  1  175  DEAD WE SUCK (1336)        ARVAT
-COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615     25   6     173  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    26  14     165  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 GREEN KNIGHT 33-2536         24  17  1  157  KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (404)    NIATOLI ISLAND
-WOODEN ARROW 15-4619         44  68     155  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443       20   0     148  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 LOATHING 97-4003             17  12  4  144  SPAWN OF DARKNESS (1390)   SHADOW GROVE
-MOSSROCK 15-4871             52  75  2  139  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551         21  10  1  135  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SERIAL MURDERER 9-990        30  39     129  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 LUCK DEVIL 15-5162           20   5  1  116  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1398)     MALCORN
-STUMP 15-4882                35 101     103  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CROWN ROYAL 12-5507          10   0  2   83  BLACKED OUT ON... (1275)   RIZTAB
 THE BLUE PILL 65-7201        18   5  1   57  THE MOTHERSHIP CE (1401)   DAL SHANG
-SHARK NORMAN 19-5397         16   5  2   55  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
-MUFFY STOFELES 32-5606       16   7      55  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
LUCK DEVIL 15-5162        20   5  1 THE DEVIL'S OWN 1398   ERTL WISESTAFF 84-7570    614

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Noreaster -- That was an unlucky match for you.  I felt bad about beating you up. --
Rem

Drizzt -- That's a funny name, you know.  It sounds like a bee. -- Sleepwalker

Bilbo Bagginni -- Well, at least defeating you didn't make me Lord Marshall again.
Judging by your record, you're obviously good at what you do, but apparently not
quite good enough.  I hope you're feeling better. -- Nightcap

Argument -- I don't even know how I kept reaching those areas with my puny little
hatchet.  You're actually a better fighter than I am, I think, but you seem to have a
hatchet allergy. -- Sekhat

Jerk O'Lantern -- *sigh*  I don't really like your style. -- Sandman

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GIMME SOME SUGAR bested REM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
JERK O'LANTERN subdued SERGE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
REPUGNANT was defeated by CONTROVERSY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge duel.
BILBO BAGGINNI was devastated by NIGHTCAP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
NOREASTER devastated NYZEIL OGLATA in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
ABSOLUTION devastated SEKHAT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN was handily defeated by SANDMAN in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
TIA MATTE vanquished GREEN KNIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DRIZZT defeated THE LION KING in a exciting 4 minute fight.
S. MARY ROSE was overcome by PATIENCE in a popular 1 minute bout.
MARTIN BLANK demolished SLEEPWALKER in a 2 minute mismatched match.
KOOKABURRA handily defeated ARGUMENT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
MOZART bested WILLY LIV in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
MANIPULATOR was overcome by DONKEY HOTAY in a 2 minute fight.
FLESH RIPPER was vanquished by SEGUE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
ERTL WISESTAFF easily killed LUCK DEVIL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MAKADOS devastated LOATHING in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SAVORY overpowered PAM DEMONIUM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
TRUST BUSTER 1 overpowered SERIAL MURDERER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
THE BLUE PILL was overpowered by CROWN ROYAL in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      13         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -   6 -  1      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -   7 -  0      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW        73 -  50 -  0      59  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         LUNGING ATTACK    67 -  54 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  20 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  13 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  26 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   7 -  1      30  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  22 -  0      29  |

Turn 614 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         6 -  7         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  4         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  5                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      GIMME SOME SUGAR 19-4936   83  54  0  279 ARMY OF DARKNESS (1296)
PARRY-LUNGE      NIGHTCAP 74-2745          244 137  0  266 DARKLINGS (1160)
AIMED BLOW       DRIZZT 40-4146             49  52  0  259 PHILANTHROPISTS (1234)
LUNGING ATTACK   NOREASTER 35-3896          67  32  2  227 DIRT DEVILS (1246)
PARRY-STRIKE     MARTIN BLANK 82-28434      67  21  0  224 BLOOD TITANS (1347)
SLASHING ATTACK  CONTROVERSY 64-3914        63  75  1  207 UNDER DURESS (743)
BASHING ATTACK   KOOKABURRA 33-4151        159 193  5  204 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (1278)
STRIKING ATTACK  SEKHAT 7-2251              61 117  3  196 CASTAWAYS (1301)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SANDMAN 74-2896            80 114  3  194 DARKLINGS (1160)
WALL OF STEEL    PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551       21  10  1  135 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)

The overall popularity leader is NIGHTCAP 74-2745.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was REM 74-2853.  The ten other most popular fighters were DRIZZT 40-4146, GIMME 
SOME SUGAR 19-4936, THE LION KING 35-4124, ABSOLUTION 32-5301, TRUST BUSTER 1 
32-5443, NOREASTER 35-3896, MARTIN BLANK 82-28434, KOOKABURRA 33-4151, DONKEY HOTAY 
19-5187, and JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742.

The least popular fighter this week was THE BLUE PILL 65-7201.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551, LOATHING 97-4003, LUCK DEVIL 15-5162, 
CROWN ROYAL 12-5507, SERIAL MURDERER 9-990, FLESH RIPPER 74-3375, WILLY LIV 9-2930, 
GREEN KNIGHT 33-2536, HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758, and SEKHAT 7-2251.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  3 0  ARVAT(32)            4  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  3 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           3  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  1 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  0 1  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SEKHAT 7-2251               61 117  3  196  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508       68  31  1  210  MIDDLE ITALY (1360)        ZUKAL
 CROWN ROYAL 12-5507         10   0  2   83  BLACKED OUT ON... (1275)   RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394               33  15  0  219  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 LUCK DEVIL 15-5162          20   5  1  116  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1398)     MALCORN
 NYZEIL OGLATA 17-6753       50  32  1  199  PHILANTHROPISTS (1262)     ALJAFIR
 GIMME SOME SUGAR 19-4936    83  54  0  279  ARMY OF DARKNESS (1296)    ZUWAYZA
 MAKADOS 29-4704             30  20  0  181  PHILANTHROPISTS (1350)     LAPUR
 ABSOLUTION 32-5301          35  12  3  223  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151         159 193  5  204  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (1278)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 NOREASTER 35-3896           67  32  2  227  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 DRIZZT 40-4146              49  52  0  259  PHILANTHROPISTS (1234)     ZENSU
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914         63  75  1  207  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 THE BLUE PILL 65-7201       18   5  1   57  THE MOTHERSHIP CE (1401)   DAL SHANG
 NIGHTCAP 74-2745           244 137  0  266  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        87  95  2  190  HABIT (1375)               LIN TIRIAN
 MARTIN BLANK 82-28434       67  21  0  224  BLOOD TITANS (1347)        DWES EG
 ERTL WISESTAFF 84-7570      23  11  2  199  PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1384)   BLACKSTONE
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           32  21  4  190  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE