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Date   : 03/20/2014    Duedate: 04/02/2014

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 633

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DIRT DEVILS 35/1246 2114 1228  17 63.3      ASSORTED 32/578
    MIDDLE ITALY 9/1360                         UNDER DURESS 64/743
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                      6 THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48   90  136   1 39.8
    VIKING LINGO 84/1405                        KILLER TUNES 65/1116
    DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394                       BLACKED OUT ON... 12/1275
    IN THE JUNGLE 35/1367                     7 G.O.L.F. 17/1410      17   26   0 39.5
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                     8-BLUE MOON 9/832      830 1865  12 30.8
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                       REFUGEES 65/1136
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      THE BONDS 49/774
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      BAD APPLES 56/916
    LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403                     MIDDLE WAY 17/1058
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                     SWEET MAGIC 12/717
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     GREENWARDENS 15/770
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 15/1398                     FAVORITE GUYS 61/863
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406                    PUNNY AMINALS 16/708
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408                   SAND DANCERS 65/1130
  2 DEAD WE SUC 32/1336  274  219   2 55.6      SAND DANCERS 74/1158
    SUPERIOR FORCES 40/1344                     SAND DANCERS 75/1170
  3 BLOOD TITAN 82/1347  376  339   9 52.6      SAND DANCERS 76/1185
  4 CASTAWAYS 7/1301     965  889   9 52.0      SAND DANCERS 77/1202
    DARKLINGS 74/1160                           SAND DANCERS 78/1212
  5 HABIT 78/1375        994 1332  14 42.7      CARDOW HUNTERS 13/761

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 744): KING RAT of QUEEN (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 746): ARIGNOTE of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 722): SKYFIRE of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 740): SILVERMERE of BLOODSWORN (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 742): HORI BULL of PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 733): LIMB BIZKIT of BODY OF MUSIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 734): HOUSE BEAUTIFUL of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 369): EYE BAGS of BASH BROS BODY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 731): VAGAN of THE GUILD (Guido, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 367): MALICE of ASSASSINATION (Ghab, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 728): EURYDICE TROYER of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 725): INIGO MONTOYA of BIG LAKE BANDITS (Den, mgr)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 717): LORD'S PRAYER of FOOT OF PRIDE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 675): BLACK ZANJO of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 344): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 339): WITCHCRAZE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 325): KINGU of MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 607): FRANKLIN E. SIGLER of MEDAL OF HONOR A11 (The Anarchist)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 592): DAISY DAWG of RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 574): RACK OF LAB of CANINE CUISINE (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 568): GORBAN TEN SKORA of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 274): WON TON NOT NOW of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 529): HOGSHEAD of COUNTRY PIE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 524): ANGEL of RUNEBLADES (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 515): ROSS F. GRAY of MEDAL OF HONOR Z2 (The Anarchist, mgr)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 632): S. MARY ROSE of HABIT (A-Sop, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 744): QUEEN (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 746): WHO DA MAN? (Var, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 722): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 740): GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 742): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 733): G.O.L.F. (The Chosen One, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 734): THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 369): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 731): THE GUILD (Guido, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 367): THE STORM REAVESRS (?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 728): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 725): OBSIDIAN HALL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 717): FOOT OF PRIDE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 675): THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 344): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 339): LAND OF OZ (Oz the All Managing, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 325): MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 607): MEDAL OF HONOR A11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 592): MEDAL OF HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 574): MEDAL OF HONOR G10 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 568): MEDAL OF HONOR C11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 274): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 529): MEDAL OF HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 524): RUNEBLADES (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 515): MEDAL OF HONOR Z2 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 631): DIRT DEVILS et al (The Dark One, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 744): BICYCLE RACE of QUEEN (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 745): KORYN FROG of KAOS FROGS (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 720): BLIND OWL of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 739): CHANGE of BLIND MELON (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 732): PING of G.O.L.F. (The Chosen One, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 369): KOROSHIYA ICHI of LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 366): NABUCA of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
                               STEEL DRAGON of THE CANNUCKS (?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 728): EURYDICE TROYER of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 717): LORD'S PRAYER of FOOT OF PRIDE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 675): BLACK ZANJO of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 339): PETIT JARDINIA of LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                               NORM of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
                   (turn 338): YORL of LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                               DR. COX of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 324): QUALITY of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 567): KALDAN TEN KARAN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 521): WRATH of MASTERS OF SIN (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 514): SERGEANT 2 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z2 (The Anarchist, mgr)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     "Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out FREE BLADES to
see what's new.  MVP award for TIA MATTE?  DEVIL ADVOCATES' proud of her after
beating DREHVIN and getting 26 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  COREY THE
MOOSE got smashed by HELYSE, and lost 24 points!  Oh, wow, like the Lord Marshall
must be the most popular gal in all FREE BLADES.  She got the most challenges.  (But
what about proposals?)  Like, ABSOLUTION must be pretty gutsy!  He challenged the
Lord, okay, Lady Marshall from HABIT.  Does this guy have a death wish or what!  Was
that a tear I saw in ABSOLUTION's eye, as he took over Lord Marshalship?  Nah,
probably it was the onions.  And wasn't S. MARY ROSE fit to be tied!  I hear the top
team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters
for PR photos.
     "AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPY REPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  DARKLINGS
was the most avoided team.  Is a 419-174-2 record really that scary?  Hhmph!  What
kind of warriors are DEVIL ADVOCATES?  DARKLINGS, an easy team to beat if I ever saw
one, can't get them to accept an invitation!
     "Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give
it a break?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job,
that's what!!!  But we could have a good party.
     "Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte
     "Oh, and a, like, post script:  Jorja's guys didn't fight at all this time!  I
think they're on strike.  Or else she forgot to make sure they were on, you know,
maintenance."

     Twenty-six fights, six challenges, eight standbys.

     PING (17-3787) (17-4-1,56) of G.O.L.F. fought NAHTALEE (9-4871) (15-13-0,70) of
THE MONGOLOIDS.  PING was vanquished by NAHTALEE in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
     NEWT ROCKNE (19-5179) (20-2-1,86) of MAN OR BEAST? fought ROSELLA (103-39) (26-
25-0,100) of the College of Mimes.  NEWT ROCKNE was subdued by ROSELLA in an exciting
1 minute melee.
     BILL P. GORE (32-5114) (20-1-1,62) of DEVIL ADVOCATES fought LUCIFREYJA (103-40)
(19-21-1,90) of the College of Mimes.  BILL P. GORE won victory over LUCIFREYJA in a
2 minute gory fight.
     COUNTER OFFER (84-25636) (23-5-0,90) of VIKING LINGO fought LUCIFREYJA (103-40)
(19-21-1,90) of the College of Mimes.  COUNTER OFFER overpowered LUCIFREYJA in a 3
minute gory one-sided duel.
     GUILLOTINE (12-6588) (20-4-1,148) of BLADES OF TERROR fought DJAIK (9-589) (32-
44-2,141) of THE MONGOLOIDS.  GUILLOTINE viciously subdued DJAIK in an exciting 2
minute gory bout.

     SAVORY (32-4143) (63-66-1,119) of DEAD WE SUCK fought BACARDI LIMON (12-5509)
(16-14-0,94) of BLACKED OUT ON....  SAVORY was handily defeated by BACARDI LIMON in a
1 minute uneven duel.
     THE SICKLY DWARF (84-24303) (19-4-1,137) of MILWAUKEE RULES fought ROSELLA (103-
39) (26-25-0,100) of the College of Mimes.  THE SICKLY DWARF vanquished ROSELLA in a
1 minute one-sided match.
     HEADLESS NORSEMAN (33-7758) (34-24-0,172) of HALLOWIENERS fought L.A. WOMAN (65-
6317) (23-22-1,109) of KILLER TUNES.  HEADLESS NORSEMAN devastated L.A. WOMAN in a 1
minute one-sided bout.
     SHADOW (84-26165) (19-8-0,182) of LORDS OF DARKNESS fought HELYSE (103-36) (45-
35-5,165) of the College of Mimes.  SHADOW defeated HELYSE in a crowd pleasing 2
minute conflict.
     COREY THE MOOSE (84-19615) (34-15-0,198) of DRAFT DODGERS fought HELYSE (103-36)
(45-35-5,165) of the College of Mimes.  COREY THE MOOSE was overpowered by HELYSE in
a 2 minute one-sided bout.

     MARTIN BLANK (82-28434) (79-27-1,194) of BLOOD TITANS fought WHIFF (3-7295) (24-
10-1,156) of LEGIONS' OF HELL.  MARTIN BLANK devastated WHIFF in an exciting 1 minute
one-sided fight.
     CONTROVERSY (64-3914) (66-90-1,193) of UNDER DURESS fought WISHI HADA CLUE (9-
787) (41-34-1,181) of THE MONGOLOIDS.  CONTROVERSY was beaten by WISHI HADA CLUE in a
crowd pleasing 6 minute brawl.
     THE LION KING (35-4124) (32-14-0,209) of IN THE JUNGLE fought THE SALAMINIZER
(65-1413) (25-21-1,159) of KILLER TUNES.  THE LION KING overpowered THE SALAMINIZER
in an action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
     JERK O'LANTERN (33-7742) (32-15-0,187) of HALLOWIENERS fought ROOSTER (65-1414)
(25-21-1,163) of KILLER TUNES.  JERK O'LANTERN overcame ROOSTER in a popular 1 minute
gruesome conflict.
     PAM DEMONIUM (32-5551) (29-19-1,205) of DEVIL ADVOCATES fought ROBIN OF SHEW-
WOOD (103-33) (1-0-1,220) of the College of Mimes.  PAM DEMONIUM savagely defeated
ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.

     DONKEY HOTAY (19-5187) (39-13-1,193) of MAN OR BEAST? fought MANIPULATOR (64-
3490) (56-119-6,178) of UNDER DURESS.  DONKEY HOTAY bested MANIPULATOR in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute conflict.
     TIA MATTE (32-5321) (46-29-0,234) of DEVIL ADVOCATES fought DREHVIN (103-34)
(75-45-7,200) of the College of Mimes.  TIA MATTE overpowered DREHVIN in an exciting
1 minute one-sided fight.
     SANDMAN (74-2896) (89-123-3,235) of DARKLINGS fought LUCK DEVIL (15-5162) (28-
15-1,193) of THE DEVIL'S OWN.  SANDMAN overpowered LUCK DEVIL in an action packed 1
minute one-sided fight.
     NIGHTCAP (74-2745) (262-137-0,645) of DARKLINGS fought SEGUE (13-5394) (44-21-
0,230) of THE DEVIL'S OWN.  NIGHTCAP vanquished SEGUE in an action packed 2 minute
gruesome one-sided duel.
     WILLY LIV (9-2930) (33-21-2,214) of THE MONGOLOIDS fought REPUGNANT (97-3677)
(44-27-4,248) of SONS OF SATAN.  WILLY LIV won victory over REPUGNANT in a 2 minute
duel.

     BILBO BAGGINNI (9-5508) (82-35-1,196) of MIDDLE ITALY challenged SERGE (32-3549)
(63-90-0,196) of ASSORTED.  Straight across.  A true Free Blades challenge.  BILBO
BAGGINNI unbelievably bested SERGE in a popular 2 minute Challenge competition.
     SERIAL MURDERER (9-990) (35-52-0,206) of THE MONGOLOIDS challenged SLEEPWALKER
(74-2843) (84-144-2,207) of DARKLINGS.  Up 1.  SERIAL MURDERER defeated SLEEPWALKER
in an exciting 2 minute Challenge struggle.
     CROWN ROYAL (12-5507) (20-8-3,194) of BLACKED OUT ON... challenged BELA LUGOSI
(40-4114) (25-17-1,194) of SUPERIOR FORCES.  Straight across again!  CROWN ROYAL
demolished BELA LUGOSI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
     TRUST BUSTER 1 (32-5443) (33-5-0,210) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged SEKHAT (7-
2251) (70-126-3,205) of CASTAWAYS.  Down 5.  TRUST BUSTER 1 devastated SEKHAT in a
popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
     NOREASTER (35-3896) (80-37-2,212) of DIRT DEVILS challenged ARGUMENT (64-3915)
(71-85-0,211) of UNDER DURESS.  Down 1.  NOREASTER handily defeated ARGUMENT in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge match.

For the title:
     ABSOLUTION (32-5301) (49-16-3,217) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged S. MARY ROSE
(78-2313) (94-106-2,256) of HABIT.  Up bunches.  Um, 39?  ABSOLUTION devastated S.
MARY ROSE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.

     And there it is, okay?

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ABSOLUTION 32-5301           50  16  3  230  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NIGHTCAP 74-2745            263 137     670  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 TIA MATTE 32-5321            47  29     260  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SANDMAN 74-2896              90 123  3  251  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
-DARLINA 74-2995              69  73  4  244  SAND DANCERS (1158)        DAYLA KIV
 WILLY LIV 9-2930             34  21  2  229  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 NOREASTER 35-3896            81  37  2  223  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443       34   5     221  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
-RAVEN EYES 12-2709           76  91     217  SWEET MAGIC (717)          RIZTAB
-KHORA THE SMALL 78-519      141 145  3  214  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551         30  19  1  214  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SERIAL MURDERER 9-990        36  52     212  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 THE LION KING 35-4124        33  14     212  IN THE JUNGLE (1367)       MURSKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-KINSI TYL MIRO 65-2762       66  61     210  SAND DANCERS (1130)        DAL SHANG
 SEGUE 13-5394                44  22     210  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 CROWN ROYAL 12-5507          21   8  3  209  BLACKED OUT ON... (1275)   RIZTAB
 SERGE 32-3549                63  91     206  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508        83  35  1  202  MIDDLE ITALY (1360)        ZUKAL
 MARTIN BLANK 82-28434        80  27  1  202  BLOOD TITANS (1347)        DWES EG
 ARGUMENT 64-3915             71  86     201  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
-MOONJUMPER 16-3062           67 100  1  200  PUNNY AMINALS (708)        WILLAF
-REDTHORN 15-4943             46  62     200  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313         94 107  2  199  HABIT (1375)               LIN TIRIAN
 REPUGNANT 97-3677            44  28  4  199  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          84 145  2  198  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 SEKHAT 7-2251                70 127  3  197  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
-ALINA 77-1433                63  88  1  197  SAND DANCERS (1202)        MAZGOURRAH
-KELAN TEN SALTH 65-3037      28  32  1  197  REFUGEES (1136)            DAL SHANG
-LORANA TYL LUCAN 75-1124     35  38  2  196  SAND DANCERS (1170)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787        42  34  1  195  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187         40  13  1  195  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
-MURDEROUS MALNO 78-1589      36  63     194  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742       33  15     191  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 SHADOW 84-26165              20   8     189  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914          66  91  1  187  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
-WATERFALL 74-1960            31  27     187  SAND DANCERS (1158)        DAYLA KIV
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114          25  18  1  187  SUPERIOR FORCES (1344)     ZENSU
-WHITEBRAID 15-2110           52  95  1  185  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 LUCK DEVIL 15-5162           28  16  1  185  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1398)     MALCORN
-LIMBWALKER 15-2113           26  42  2  183  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SITHA NISANLI 76-751         64  84  4  180  SAND DANCERS (1185)        SIMTAKKA
-RINA TYL VERN 75-1164        57  83     180  SAND DANCERS (1170)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 MANIPULATOR 64-3490          56 120  6  180  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
-MADBULL 13-4198              55  97  2  180  CARDOW HUNTERS (761)       DULLENS
-TORYN TYL DAGEDA 74-2777     75  85  4  177  SAND DANCERS (1158)        DAYLA KIV
-REDFOX 13-4197               81 129  1  174  CARDOW HUNTERS (761)       DULLENS
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    35  24     174  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615     34  16     174  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE
-SWEET JORJA 78-600           52  69  4  172  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
-ALEKO 76-754                 47  66  4  171  SAND DANCERS (1185)        SIMTAKKA
-SKY 9-4196                   36  56     171  BLUE MOON (832)            ZUKAL
-TIGRESS 13-4471              39  58     169  CARDOW HUNTERS (761)       DULLENS
 ROOSTER 65-1414              25  22  1  169  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 WHIFF 3-7295                 24  11  1  169  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
-WHITEWING 13-4346            34  62     166  CARDOW HUNTERS (761)       DULLENS
-WOODEN ARROW 15-4619         44  70     164  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413      25  22  1  164  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
-DEENA TYL MARK 75-1084       64  71  3  162  SAND DANCERS (1170)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           21   4  1  154  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
-FERANA TYL MARK 75-1426      36  64  1  153  SAND DANCERS (1170)        JADE MOUNTAIN
-DAMORETH STENN 65-6105       65  97  1  152  SAND DANCERS (1130)        DAL SHANG
-HAMAN 77-1026                52  56     151  SAND DANCERS (1202)        MAZGOURRAH

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-HARILDAN 77-1287             37  46  2  150  SAND DANCERS (1202)        MAZGOURRAH
-THE OX 78-1570               26  54     145  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
-THE SHADOW 61-2742           34  52     144  FAVORITE GUYS (863)        JURINE
-TUALATIN 77-1025             47  61  1  143  SAND DANCERS (1202)        MAZGOURRAH
-ALICE BOND 49-3085           35  57     143  THE BONDS (774)            VITHICAR
-PETER BOND 49-3089           27  33     143  THE BONDS (774)            VITHICAR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DIJANNA 76-1992              42  46     142  SAND DANCERS (1185)        SIMTAKKA
 DJAIK 9-589                  32  45  2  142  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    20   4  1  140  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
-MOSSROCK 15-4871             52  77  2  138  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
-VARINA FIREHAIR 78-1404      31  31     138  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
-CARAMELLA 12-2329            35  52     137  SWEET MAGIC (717)          RIZTAB
-OLINDA TYL ZORN 74-1897      34  43     137  SAND DANCERS (1158)        DAYLA KIV
-MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252          54  82     136  MIDDLE WAY (1058)          ALJAFIR
-WHISPERSTEP 15-2111          20  47  1  134  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
-STUMP 15-4882                36 102     133  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
-HINNA THANIT 76-753          58  66  2  129  SAND DANCERS (1185)        SIMTAKKA
-U.S. STEEL 49-3369           36  42  1  129  THE BONDS (774)            VITHICAR
-LEAFSHADOW 15-3906           30  40     129  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
-NIMIA 76-1972                33  40     128  SAND DANCERS (1185)        SIMTAKKA
-LAO-MEI CHIANA 75-1562       45  64     127  SAND DANCERS (1170)        JADE MOUNTAIN
-HALLAM 76-2369               24  33     125  SAND DANCERS (1185)        SIMTAKKA
-SELENA 77-1920               39  44  1  124  SAND DANCERS (1202)        MAZGOURRAH
-LAMETO-KESINO 76-755         51  62     123  SAND DANCERS (1185)        SIMTAKKA
-TREEFROG 15-4177             38  73     121  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 L.A. WOMAN 65-6317           23  23  1  118  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
-HAMBRO 78-1922               21  47  2  117  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 BACARDI LIMON 12-5509        17  14     117  BLACKED OUT ON... (1275)   RIZTAB
-XACTUN T'ZOKAR 65-6087       28  24     110  SAND DANCERS (1130)        DAL SHANG
-BROKEN NOSE 15-4277          19  18     110  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
-GEORGE BOND 49-3086          24  39     107  THE BONDS (774)            VITHICAR
-JOMON 75-1728                17  53     107  SAND DANCERS (1170)        JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COUNTER OFFER 84-25636       24   5     100  VIKING LINGO (1405)        BLACKSTONE
-WOODWALKER 15-4433           19  32  1  100  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
-KAFFWIN 16-2912              34  69  2   99  PUNNY AMINALS (708)        WILLAF
 SAVORY 32-4143               63  67  1   97  DEAD WE SUCK (1336)        ARVAT
-BIRDSONG 15-4434             21  21  1   96  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
-LINARA ZELIN 78-1790         27  48      94  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
-JONATHANNIE 56-3747          20  12      93  BAD APPLES (916)           ROCANIS
-REDBIRD 15-4869              21  17  1   92  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
-STALKING HORSE 15-4569       18  33  1   91  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-GREENGROVE 15-4612           22  30      89  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
-TAROK 77-2437                19  42      89  SAND DANCERS (1202)        MAZGOURRAH
 NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179          20   3  1   87  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
-LEANING TREE 15-4075         20  38      85  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
-HAWKWING 15-2112             24  44      84  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
-EKKAR 74-2724                21  21      84  SAND DANCERS (1158)        DAYLA KIV
 NAHTALEE 9-4871              16  13      84  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
-SORBLON 74-1743              32  62  2   83  SAND DANCERS (1158)        DAYLA KIV
 BILL P. GORE 32-5114         21   1  1   82  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
-UNBELIEVABULL 16-2935        21  34      82  PUNNY AMINALS (708)        WILLAF
-PATTERSON PINE 15-4752       17  30  1   79  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
-TWENTY POUND 49-3184         17  37      78  THE BONDS (774)            VITHICAR
-BRANGUS 16-4162              27  40  1   74  PUNNY AMINALS (708)        WILLAF
-JESSALIN 15-4713             23  26      72  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
-SARGEN DENJO 74-2723         33  16      71  SAND DANCERS (1158)        DAYLA KIV
-DRIMPO 56-1387               22  34  2   65  BAD APPLES (916)           ROCANIS
-ROCKWOOD 15-4984             21  11      64  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
-ESSINA TYL VERN 75-2694      20  61  1   58  SAND DANCERS (1170)        JADE MOUNTAIN
-ZHAL 77-1456                 31  48      56  SAND DANCERS (1202)        MAZGOURRAH
 PING 17-3787                 17   5  1   51  G.O.L.F. (1410)            ALJAFIR
-XARA 78-2254                 20  13      50  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
-WIND RIDER 15-4876           25  30      46  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
-MUSTAFA 77-2175              27  41  1   45  SAND DANCERS (1202)        MAZGOURRAH

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SELA TYL VARAN 74-2897       16  23      32  SAND DANCERS (1158)        DAYLA KIV

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Things are still confused here, though I did have good intentions!  Truly, I did.
But this has been the fortnight from a Bad Place, and NOTHING got done about my
warriors.  I will (I hope!) be getting something done before the NEXT run of this
arena, but darned if I know what at this point.  Those of you who know how to reach
me directly, feel free to offer opinions. -- Jorja

Bilbo -- Good story. -- those of us who are inclined to comment

Sandman -- You're an ass.  It will give me great pleasure to gore you. -- Madbull

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ABSOLUTION devastated S. MARY ROSE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
NOREASTER handily defeated ARGUMENT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
TRUST BUSTER 1 devastated SEKHAT in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
CROWN ROYAL demolished BELA LUGOSI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
SERIAL MURDERER defeated SLEEPWALKER in a exciting 2 minute Challenge struggle.
BILBO BAGGINNI unbelievably bested SERGE in a popular 2 minute Challenge competition.
WILLY LIV won victory over REPUGNANT in a 2 minute duel.
NIGHTCAP vanquished SEGUE in a action packed 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
SANDMAN overpowered LUCK DEVIL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
TIA MATTE overpowered DREHVIN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
DONKEY HOTAY bested MANIPULATOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
PAM DEMONIUM savagely defeated ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
JERK O'LANTERN overcame ROOSTER in a popular 1 minute gruesome conflict.
THE LION KING overpowered THE SALAMINIZER in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
CONTROVERSY was beaten by WISHI HADA CLUE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brawl.
MARTIN BLANK devastated WHIFF in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
COREY THE MOOSE was overpowered by HELYSE in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
SHADOW defeated HELYSE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN devastated L.A. WOMAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE SICKLY DWARF vanquished ROSELLA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SAVORY was handily defeated by BACARDI LIMON in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GUILLOTINE viciously subdued DJAIK in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
COUNTER OFFER overpowered LUCIFREYJA in a 3 minute gory one-sided duel.
BILL P. GORE won victory over LUCIFREYJA in a 2 minute gory fight.
NEWT ROCKNE was subdued by ROSELLA in a exciting 1 minute melee.
PING was vanquished by NAHTALEE in a 2 minute one-sided fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      18         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -   4 -  0      79  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -   5 -  1      69  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     18 -   9 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        89 -  62 -  0      59  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    66 -  59 -  0      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  28 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  14 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  19 -  0      39  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  40 -  0      29  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  21 -  0      25  |

Turn 633 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  4                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
AIMED BLOW        10 -  8                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   ABSOLUTION 32-5301         50  16  3  230 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)
PARRY-LUNGE      NIGHTCAP 74-2745          263 137  0  670 DARKLINGS (1160)
AIMED BLOW       TIA MATTE 32-5321          47  29  0  260 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SANDMAN 74-2896            90 123  3  251 DARKLINGS (1160)
WALL OF STEEL    PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551       30  19  1  214 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
PARRY-STRIKE     MARTIN BLANK 82-28434      80  27  1  202 BLOOD TITANS (1347)
SLASHING ATTACK  S. MARY ROSE 78-2313       94 107  2  199 HABIT (1375)
STRIKING ATTACK  REPUGNANT 97-3677          44  28  4  199 SONS OF SATAN (1371)
TOTAL PARRY      WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787      42  34  1  195 THE MONGOLOIDS (48)
BASHING ATTACK   MANIPULATOR 64-3490        56 120  6  180 UNDER DURESS (743)

The overall popularity leader is NIGHTCAP 74-2745.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CONTROVERSY 64-3914.  The ten other most popular fighters were WISHI HADA 
CLUE 9-787, SERGE 32-3549, NIGHTCAP 74-2745, GUILLOTINE 12-6588, ABSOLUTION 32-5301, 
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843, PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551, JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742, NOREASTER 35-3896, 
and SERIAL MURDERER 9-990.

The least popular fighter this week was L.A. WOMAN 65-6317.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BELA LUGOSI 40-4114, DJAIK 9-589, SAVORY 32-4143, THE 
SALAMINIZER 65-1413, ROOSTER 65-1414, LUCK DEVIL 15-5162, ARGUMENT 64-3915, S. MARY 
ROSE 78-2313, PING 17-3787, and BACARDI LIMON 12-5509.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  ZUWAYZA(19)          1  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  3 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            5  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             5  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           3  0 0  MURSKA(35)           2  0 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       3  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  1 0  KURUKAR(64)          0  3 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHIFF 3-7295                24  11  1  169  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 SEKHAT 7-2251               70 127  3  197  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 WILLY LIV 9-2930            34  21  2  229  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 CROWN ROYAL 12-5507         21   8  3  209  BLACKED OUT ON... (1275)   RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394               44  22  0  210  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 LUCK DEVIL 15-5162          28  16  1  185  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1398)     MALCORN
 PING 17-3787                17   5  1   51  G.O.L.F. (1410)            ALJAFIR
 DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187        40  13  1  195  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 ABSOLUTION 32-5301          50  16  3  230  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742      33  15  0  191  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 NOREASTER 35-3896           81  37  2  223  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114         25  18  1  187  SUPERIOR FORCES (1344)     ZENSU
 ARGUMENT 64-3915            71  86  0  201  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 ROOSTER 65-1414             25  22  1  169  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 NIGHTCAP 74-2745           263 137  0  670  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        94 107  2  199  HABIT (1375)               LIN TIRIAN

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARTIN BLANK 82-28434       80  27  1  202  BLOOD TITANS (1347)        DWES EG
 SHADOW 84-26165             20   8  0  189  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           44  28  4  199  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE