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Date : 10/30/2014 Duedate: 11/12/2014
FREE BLADES ARENA
DM 103 TURN 649
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DIRT DEVILS 35/1246 2358 1359 19 63.4 BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1431
MIDDLE ITALY 9/1360 DEADLY RAGE II 72/1418
HALLOWIENERS 33/1391 FEAR FACTORY IV 70/713
VIKING LINGO 84/1405 FEAR FACTORY II 82/1411
DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394 FEAR FACTORY III 82/1421
IN THE JUNGLE 35/1367 KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430
MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386 EXTREME AGGRESSION 18/1415
SONS OF SATAN 97/1371 8 CHEERS 47/1425 180 222 1 44.8
ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241 THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48
DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298 KILLER TUNES 65/1116
LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403 BLACKED OUT ON... 12/1275
MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409 9 HABIT 78/1375 1026 1380 15 42.6
THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389 ASSORTED 32/578
THE DEVIL'S OWN 15/1398 UNDER DURESS 64/743
BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406 10 ONE MAN GANG 35/802 54 80 0 40.3
HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428 MAX'S MIRACLE 45/845
WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370 RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/46
LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408 ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427 11 G.O.L.F. 17/1410 28 43 1 39.4
2 DEAD WE SUC 32/1336 288 237 2 54.9 12 HOUSE JHEREG 35/110 32 55 0 36.8
SUPERIOR FORCES 40/1344 ALMOST EXACTLY 29/45
3 WENSINWASIN 43/1023 18 15 0 54.5 TAKE THE FIFTH 13/83
4 BLOOD TITAN 82/1347 389 342 9 53.2 13 THE BONDS 49/774 942 2058 13 31.4
5 CASTAWAYS 7/1301 1001 917 10 52.2 BAD APPLES 56/916
DARKLINGS 74/1160 THE FAMILY 43/772
6 POSSE 65/1266 34 32 0 51.5 MIDDLE WAY 17/1058
POSSE 77/1419 SWEET MAGIC 12/717
BLOODSWORN 15/1426 GREENWARDENS 15/770
DEATH PENALTY 33/1267 FAVORITE GUYS 61/863
BLACK COLOSSUS 84/1432 PUNNY AMINALS 16/708
7 GWAR 70/691 489 524 8 48.3 SAND DANCERS 76/1185
GWAR 77/1235 SAND DANCERS 78/1212
GWAR 82/1422 CARDOW HUNTERS 29/1277
D.R.I. 21/1416 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1022
FEAR FACTORY 61/632 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1104
MESOPOTAMIA 50/1433 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/1103
WHO DA MAN? 12/1414 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/1131
FEAR FACTORY 82/1420
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, it's sunny, which is good, but windy and COLD. NOT a day to work on your
tan. So we'll look at the fights instead.
Fifty-nine fights, twenty-eight challenges (two of them tv and the rest radio,
much more soothing, I mean, that glaring light that keeps shifting around!). Only
three standbys! That's got to be surprising. I mean, I'm surprised, right? Two of
the fights were action packed, ten were exciting, and two were fatal.
So, let's see. Point movements. Dijanna went up 56! Impressive. And Savory
went down 40. Different fights.
Fear Factory was avoided, like, totally seriously by Devil Advocates. That
always confuses me, I mean, why don't they work together? But they don't, I guess.
Losing Is Fun got the most challenges.
So here are the exciting and action packed fights, the deaths, and the challenges,
because I don't think I have time to talk about ALL the fights, and I'm, like, SURE I
don't have enough things to SAY about them.
Here's one death:
TWIGGY RAMEIZ (82-7105) (24-13-0,116) of FEAR FACTORY II fought NORM (47-6227)
(25-30-2,133) of CHEERS. TWIGGY RAMEIZ easily killed NORM in a 1 minute one-sided
contest. I don't know, if I was Norm, I think I might feel bad about that "easily"
business.
BLACK DOMINO (58-6062) (31-26-1,55) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought EASY FEET (29-
1416) (19-16-1,87) of ALMOST EXACTLY. BLACK DOMINO was vanquished by EASY FEET in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided match. They say this was, you know, exciting, but I
blinked and missed it.
JONATHANNIE (56-3747) (27-20-0,149) of BAD APPLES fought MAREI (103-37) (38-32-
2,150) of the College of Mimes. JONATHANNIE overpowered MAREI in an exciting 1
minute uneven fight. Well, you know what they say about apples.
SAVORY (32-4143) (70-75-1,168) of DEAD WE SUCK fought LASH LARUE (43-3806) (41-
36-0,104) of THE FAMILY. SAVORY was overpowered by LASH LARUE in an exciting 1
minute one-sided struggle. Savory dropped a lot for this loss, and that's perfectly
sensible.
BACARDI LIMON (12-5509) (21-25-0,160) of BLACKED OUT ON... fought TECKLA KING
(35-786) (30-15-1,114) of HOUSE JHEREG. BACARDI LIMON viciously subdued TECKLA KING
in an exciting 2 minute bloody match. It was the hangover that did it.
MOONJUMPER (16-3062) (74-108-1,192) of PUNNY AMINALS fought CANNIBAL CORPSE (61-
2373) (42-57-4,186) of FEAR FACTORY. MOONJUMPER demolished CANNIBAL CORPSE in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided match. So, a cannibal corpse, is that like a ghoul or
something?
MURDEROUS MALNO (78-1589) (40-74-0,199) of SAND DANCERS fought MARTIN BLANK (82-
28434) (92-30-1,198) of BLOOD TITANS. MURDEROUS MALNO was narrowly defeated by
MARTIN BLANK in an exciting 4 minute fight. Malno sure got excited, they tell me he
was shouting curses and things.
THE LION KING (35-4124) (42-20-0,230) of IN THE JUNGLE fought KIMO (70-6089)
(50-59-4,200) of FEAR FACTORY IV. THE LION KING was subdued by KIMO in an action
packed 3 minute competition. There was a lot of running around in this fight. I
like that, it's something to watch, you know? Most of the fine points can't be seen
from the stands, but running around shows.
NIGHTCAP (74-2745) (277-138-0,282) of DARKLINGS fought MANIPULATOR (64-3490)
(58-133-6,190) of UNDER DURESS. NIGHTCAP savagely defeated MANIPULATOR in an
exciting 1 minute gruesome conflict. Well, okay. Why not?
The challenges:
CLAYTON LONETREE (13-797) (19-13-0,79) of TAKE THE FIFTH challenged SUICIDE KING
(35-3104) (20-17-1,94) of ONE MAN GANG. Up 15. CLAYTON LONETREE defeated SUICIDE
KING in an exciting 1 minute Challenge fight. And it was exciting, too.
STEELHORSE (65-6900) (22-5-2,75) of POSSE challenged FEZZIK (45-814) (19-9-0,90)
of MAX'S MIRACLE. Up 15. STEELHORSE was overpowered by FEZZIK in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge match. Magnets, that's the key. Or rust.
ERNIE BIRDSLAYER (29-1497) (24-19-0,41) of ALMOST EXACTLY challenged LANI TYL
KOGAN (65-2804) (35-38-1,79) of CHAN CHI MONASTERY. Up 38. ERNIE BIRDSLAYER was
overpowered by LANI TYL KOGAN in a 1 minute Challenge fight. Well, Lani is no bird,
right?
FLESH HUNTER (47-6053) (20-5-0,68) of BAAL'S MINIONS challenged PETER BOND (49-
3089) (30-45-0,91) of THE BONDS. Up 23. FLESH HUNTER savagely defeated PETER BOND
in a dull 18 minute Challenge competition. I had lunch during this one. A long,
boring fight now and then is useful.
DONNA RICE (13-795) (21-10-2,68) of TAKE THE FIFTH challenged FLAME SPIDER (61-
3401) (19-18-1,56) of FEAR FACTORY. Down 12. DONNA RICE vanquished FLAME SPIDER in
a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray. Some people just, you know, can't stand
spiders. They'll do anything to squish 'em.
FLYING PIG (41-4605) (25-5-0,146) of HELL FROZEN OVER challenged SLEEPWALKER
(74-2843) (87-157-2,142) of DARKLINGS. Down 2. FLYING PIG won victory over
SLEEPWALKER in a 2 minute Challenge bout. I bet Sleepwalker was surprised when he
woke up. Or maybe not.
REVANENT (15-4770) (28-22-2,111) of BLOODSWORN challenged KICK INTHE TEETH (82-
7173) (28-20-2,134) of GWAR. Up 23. REVANENT overpowered KICK INTHE TEETH in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge bout. Good! Kicking people in the teeth is RUDE.
JOE MAMA (21-6771) (27-14-0,112) of D.R.I. challenged SLICE CONSTRUCT (56-3181)
(22-15-1,109) of ANYWAYUSLICEIT. Down 3. JOE MAMA defeated SLICE CONSTRUCT in a 2
minute Challenge duel. But what if you don't want to slice it? What if you just,
you know, crush it a little?
APOCALYPSE (32-5711) (23-6-1,151) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged NINE INCH NAIL
(61-2273) (46-49-4,149) of FEAR FACTORY. Down 2. APOCALYPSE overpowered NINE INCH
NAIL in an exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. Picture Apocalypse as a hammer.
But an exciting hammer.
ZOMBIE RAGE (84-15614) (21-13-0,168) of WIDE WORLD OF... challenged WHITE LION
(35-859) (40-30-0,168) of RIFF-RAFF CREW. Straight across. That's a true Free
Blades challenge. ZOMBIE RAGE vanquished WHITE LION in a popular 1 minute mismatched
Challenge fray. Why do zombies have rage? I thought zombies were, like, dead, and
death is supposed to be calm.
LUCK DEVIL (15-5162) (34-25-1,191) of THE DEVIL'S OWN challenged DIJANNA (76-
1992) (48-55-0,191) of SAND DANCERS. Straight across. LUCK DEVIL was slaughtered by
DIJANNA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. The second death, and fifty-six
points for Dijanna besides.
MORTIFICATION (61-2333) (65-56-4,198) of FEAR FACTORY challenged CONTROVERSY
(64-3914) (71-101-1,197) of UNDER DURESS. Down 1. MORTIFICATION was viciously
subdued by CONTROVERSY in a 3 minute Challenge contest. And Mort was, like,
mortified, too.
WHIFF (3-7295) (32-18-1,199) of LEGIONS' OF HELL challenged LOSING IS FUN (12-
6330) (39-27-1,198) of WHO DA MAN?. Down 1. WHIFF overpowered LOSING IS FUN in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge match. This was the most challenged-- um, the result of
most challenging? Was it fun?
SEGUE (13-5394) (55-26-0,196) of THE DEVIL'S OWN challenged PROPANE TORCH (61-
2524) (50-51-1,197) of FEAR FACTORY. Up 1. SEGUE was savagely defeated by PROPANE
TORCH in an exciting 3 minute Challenge bout. Well, of course! I mean, torches are
nasty.
SHADOW (84-26165) (27-16-0,206) of LORDS OF DARKNESS challenged CEDAR (29-4319)
(40-59-2,202) of CARDOW HUNTERS. Down 4. SHADOW bested CEDAR in a crowd pleasing 1
minute Challenge brawl. This is probably because of it being winter. Even the blue
sky is a different COLOR of blue, you know? And the shadows are colder.
NEWT ROCKNE (19-5179) (29-9-1,184) of MAN OR BEAST? challenged WAILIN' VAN HALEN
(35-845) (38-34-1,186) of RIFF-RAFF CREW. Up 2. NEWT ROCKNE was vanquished by
WAILIN' VAN HALEN in a 1 minute Challenge fray. Good! We don't want a bunch of
newts hanging around, and where you have one newt, others will follow.
TIA MATTE (32-5321) (54-37-0,188) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged FRASIER (47-
6224) (30-26-0,191) of CHEERS. Up 3. TIA MATTE vanquished FRASIER in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge bout. Too much caffeine.
RIDDLER (61-1856) (89-68-1,210) of FEAR FACTORY challenged SERGE (32-3549) (69-
100-0,210) of ASSORTED. Straight across. RIDDLER unbelievably bested SERGE in a
popular 2 minute Challenge conflict. Why was this unbelievable? I'm not getting
that.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77-2125) (61-68-2,197) of GWAR challenged MOUSE NOYLE (17-6252)
(59-92-0,203) of MIDDLE WAY. Up 6. FLATTUS MAXIMUS demolished MOUSE NOYLE in a 2
minute gory mismatched Challenge match. Mice, euwh.
JACK FLASH (29-107) (41-33-0,204) of ALMOST EXACTLY challenged REAGANOMICS (21-
6182) (35-25-1,219) of D.R.I.. Up 15. JACK FLASH was demolished by REAGANOMICS in a
3 minute mismatched Challenge match. Anything that ends in "nomics" is going to be
nasty.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN (33-7758) (45-29-1,192) of HALLOWIENERS challenged WISHI HADA
CLUE (9-787) (49-42-1,192) of THE MONGOLOIDS. Straight across. HEADLESS NORSEMAN
overpowered WISHI HADA CLUE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match. So, is this, like
a clue to what happened to your head?
THE SICKLY DWARF (84-24303) (30-9-1,206) of MILWAUKEE RULES challenged ACID BATH
(33-7373) (32-13-1,207) of DEATH PENALTY. Up 1. THE SICKLY DWARF vanquished ACID
BATH in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight. That bath may not cure the dwarf, but he
won't be complaining as much.
NOREASTER (35-3896) (93-39-2,205) of DIRT DEVILS challenged GEARFRIED (43-4270)
(35-16-0,208) of WENSINWASIN. Up 3. NOREASTER overcame GEARFRIED in an action
packed 2 minute gruesome Challenge melee. Oil. Or, like, grease. But only after
the gears are cooled down.
ABSOLUTION (32-5301) (63-18-3,294) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged KHORA THE SMALL
(78-519) (153-148-3,244) of SAND DANCERS. Down 50. ABSOLUTION was narrowly defeated
by KHORA THE SMALL in a 2 minute Challenge brawl. Why do I feel like I've run across
Absolution once already today? I must have nodded off and gotten confused.
DONKEY HOTAY (19-5187) (48-20-1,223) of MAN OR BEAST? challenged THE SALAMINIZER
(65-1413) (33-28-1,222) of KILLER TUNES. Down 1. DONKEY HOTAY devastated THE
SALAMINIZER in a popular 2 minute uneven Challenge brawl. Well, THAT tune won't be
hanging around for a while.
PUNGENT STENCH (61-2458) (64-41-2,262) of FEAR FACTORY challenged CROWN ROYAL
(12-5507) (34-10-3,273) of BLACKED OUT ON.... Up 11. PUNGENT STENCH was devastated
by CROWN ROYAL in a 5 minute Challenge contest. I'm not even getting INTO comments
on that one.
The tv challenges:
DESPERADO (77-2459) (54-27-2,208) of POSSE TV challenged MAYLA TYL CRENA (82-
7113) (48-41-0,229) of FEAR FACTORY III. Up 21. DESPERADO demolished MAYLA TYL
CRENA in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee. What you'd expect of someone
with a tv to use.
And for the title:
BILBO BAGGINNI (9-5508) (97-36-1,364) of MIDDLE ITALY TV challenged RAVEN EYES
(12-2709) (84-98-0,242) of SWEET MAGIC. Down a bunch. 122? Something like that.
BILBO BAGGINNI bested RAVEN EYES in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
Congratulations to Bilbo again. Good work.
Debby T.
LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508 98 36 1 372 MIDDLE ITALY (1360) ZUKAL
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443 47 8 332 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
CROWN ROYAL 12-5507 35 10 3 298 BLACKED OUT ON... (1275) RIZTAB
NIGHTCAP 74-2745 278 138 285 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
KHORA THE SMALL 78-519 154 148 3 275 SAND DANCERS (1212) LIN TIRIAN
JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742 43 20 1 251 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIJANNA 76-1992 49 55 1 247 SAND DANCERS (1185) SIMTAKKA
COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615 43 23 240 DRAFT DODGERS (1394) BLACKSTONE
DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187 49 20 1 239 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
REAGANOMICS 21-6182 36 25 1 236 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
WILLY LIV 9-2930 43 28 2 230 THE MONGOLOIDS (48) ZUKAL
THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303 31 9 1 229 MILWAUKEE RULES (1409) BLACKSTONE
DESPERADO 77-2459 55 27 2 225 POSSE (1419) MAZGOURRAH
NOREASTER 35-3896 94 39 2 223 DIRT DEVILS (1246) MURSKA
ARGUMENT 64-3915 81 92 223 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
PERSEUS 72-1612 74 50 1 220 DEADLY RAGE II (1418) DRAGONHEAD
PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 51 51 1 220 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 63 66 2 219 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
KIMO 70-6089 51 59 4 219 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RIDDLER 61-1856 90 68 1 216 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
WHIFF 3-7295 33 18 1 216 LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403) OSKSI
SEKHAT 7-2251 80 133 4 215 CASTAWAYS (1301) BONSUR
SHADOW 84-26165 28 16 212 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408) BLACKSTONE
CONTROVERSY 64-3914 72 101 1 211 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAVEN EYES 12-2709 84 99 210 SWEET MAGIC (717) RIZTAB
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 62 68 2 210 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 58 134 6 210 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
MURDEROUS MALNO 78-1589 40 75 210 SAND DANCERS (1212) LIN TIRIAN
GEARFRIED 43-4270 35 17 210 WENSINWASIN (1023) VEASTIAN
MUDVAYNE 61-3039 40 34 208 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
MARTIN BLANK 82-28434 93 30 1 207 BLOOD TITANS (1347) DWES EG
HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758 46 29 1 207 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845 39 34 1 206 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 102 115 3 205 HABIT (1375) LIN TIRIAN
SERGE 32-3549 69 101 204 ASSORTED (578) ARVAT
TIA MATTE 32-5321 55 37 203 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
GUILLOTINE 12-6588 29 12 1 202 BLADES OF TERROR (1406) RIZTAB
MOONJUMPER 16-3062 75 108 1 201 PUNNY AMINALS (708) WILLAF
RETROVIRUS 70-6086 68 43 201 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
ROOSTER 65-1414 34 29 1 201 KILLER TUNES (1116) DAL SHANG
ABSOLUTION 32-5301 63 19 3 200 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 56 66 3 200 GWAR (691) SENTERN
THE LION KING 35-4124 42 21 198 IN THE JUNGLE (1367) MURSKA
CEDAR 29-4319 40 60 2 198 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR
PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 64 42 2 197 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 48 42 197 FEAR FACTORY III (1421) DWES EG
THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413 33 29 1 197 KILLER TUNES (1116) DAL SHANG
ACID BATH 33-7373 32 14 1 197 DEATH PENALTY (1267) NIATOLI ISLAND
SEGUE 13-5394 55 27 194 THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389) DULLENS
JACK FLASH 29-107 41 34 194 ALMOST EXACTLY (45) LAPUR
MORTIFICATION 61-2333 65 57 4 193 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
LOSING IS FUN 12-6330 39 28 1 192 WHO DA MAN? (1414) RIZTAB
THE SHADOW 61-2742 40 62 189 FAVORITE GUYS (863) JURINE
MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252 59 93 188 MIDDLE WAY (1058) ALJAFIR
REPUGNANT 97-3677 54 34 4 187 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE
WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787 49 43 1 186 THE MONGOLOIDS (48) ZUKAL
PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551 37 28 1 185 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
SANDMAN 74-2896 98 131 3 184 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
FRASIER 47-6224 30 27 184 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK
ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614 22 13 184 WIDE WORLD OF... (1370) BLACKSTONE
LUCK DEVIL 15-5162 34 26 1 181 THE DEVIL'S OWN (1398) MALCORN
XARA 78-2254 29 20 181 SAND DANCERS (1212) LIN TIRIAN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COUNTER OFFER 84-25636 31 13 179 VIKING LINGO (1405) BLACKSTONE
CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 42 58 4 178 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179 29 10 1 176 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
TREEFROG 15-4177 45 82 175 GREENWARDENS (770) MALCORN
SUBTERFUGE 84-38420 20 4 173 COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372 37 32 172 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
BILL P. GORE 32-5114 32 6 1 169 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184 37 37 1 166 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
BELA LUGOSI 40-4114 32 27 1 165 SUPERIOR FORCES (1344) ZENSU
JONATHANNIE 56-3747 28 20 164 BAD APPLES (916) ROCANIS
BACARDI LIMON 12-5509 22 25 164 BLACKED OUT ON... (1275) RIZTAB
APOCALYPSE 32-5711 24 6 1 161 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
WHITE LION 35-859 40 31 160 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105 25 13 1 159 FEAR FACTORY II (1411) DWES EG
SERIAL MURDERER 9-990 41 63 153 THE MONGOLOIDS (48) ZUKAL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SURGEON OF DEMISE 82-7083 24 17 1 151 FEAR FACTORY (1420) DWES EG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SCOVELLIE 53-6579 34 39 2 150 CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1103) KHALHUMS
FLYING PIG 41-4605 26 5 150 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428) KATI-TEI
LASH LARUE 43-3806 42 36 147 THE FAMILY (772) VEASTIAN
NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273 46 50 4 145 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 87 158 2 144 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
REVANENT 15-4770 29 22 2 137 BLOODSWORN (1426) MALCORN
AGENT OF BRUTALITY 18-5975 27 22 1 133 EXTREME AGGRESSION (1415) TALCAMA
SAVORY 32-4143 70 76 1 128 DEAD WE SUCK (1336) ARVAT
JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514 26 19 1 127 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
TECKLA KING 35-786 30 16 1 121 HOUSE JHEREG (110) MURSKA
JOE MAMA 21-6771 28 14 121 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
NORM 47-6227 25 31 2 117 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK
KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173 28 21 2 114 GWAR (1422) DWES EG
HALLAM 76-2369 27 46 113 SAND DANCERS (1185) SIMTAKKA
SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181 22 16 1 110 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815) ROCANIS
VARINA FIREHAIR 78-1404 33 45 107 SAND DANCERS (1212) LIN TIRIAN
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PING 17-3787 24 14 1 100 G.O.L.F. (1410) ALJAFIR
FEZZIK 45-814 20 9 100 MAX'S MIRACLE (845) STORMCROWE
CARLA 47-6225 31 25 1 98 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK
CLAYTON LONETREE 13-797 20 13 95 TAKE THE FIFTH (83) DULLENS
EASY FEET 29-1416 20 16 1 93 ALMOST EXACTLY (45) LAPUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SAND MAGGOT 61-3397 21 15 1 87 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
LANI TYL KOGAN 65-2804 36 38 1 83 CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1131) DAL SHANG
SUICIDE KING 35-3104 20 18 1 83 ONE MAN GANG (802) MURSKA
SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155 21 19 82 GWAR (1422) DWES EG
FLESH HUNTER 47-6053 21 5 82 BAAL'S MINIONS (1431) NORTH FORK
PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323 18 7 1 79 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430) ZUWAYZA
DONNA RICE 13-795 22 10 2 77 TAKE THE FIFTH (83) DULLENS
PETER BOND 49-3089 30 46 75 THE BONDS (774) VITHICAR
STEELHORSE 65-6900 22 6 2 72 POSSE (1266) DAL SHANG
KIERA 35-1646 20 13 1 66 HOUSE JHEREG (110) MURSKA
ISSOLAN SMILE 35-1497 19 16 2 57 HOUSE JHEREG (110) MURSKA
BLACK DOMINO 58-6062 31 27 1 54 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1104) DELARQ TOR
SANDY 1-6821 24 63 1 54 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1022) MORDANT
FLAME SPIDER 61-3401 19 19 1 52 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
ERNIE BIRDSLAYER 29-1497 24 20 41 ALMOST EXACTLY (45) LAPUR
-BLASPHEMY 32-5332 9 1 1 29 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
NORM 47-6227 25 31 2 CHEERS 1425 TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105 649
LUCK DEVIL 15-5162 34 26 1 THE DEVIL'S OWN 1398 DIJANNA 76-1992 649
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Headless Norseman -- Here's a snickers, Horseless Headman. -- White Lion
Willy Liv -- So much for my winning streak. I was up to one, and counting. Jerk. --
Wailin' Van Halen
Carla -- Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier! -- Slice Construct, adding this fight
to his personal highlight reel
Flesh Hunter -- I've always wondered how to parry with this thing. Now I know. --
Suicide King
Twiggy Rameiz -- That... was a surprise. -- Fezzik
No personals from Jorja? It's alright, we got you. -- Riff-Raff
Jerk O'Lantern -- You certainly WERE! That "assassinated" business, were you HIRED
by, um, maybe I won't say the name in public, but I PROMISE you, her brother deserved
everything that happened. -- Xara, brooding darkly
Bilbo Bagginni -- Thanks to you, I lived in the tower infirmary for many days. It
was SO interesting! -- Sekhat
Flying Pig -- *pant* *pant* I would *pant* just like *pant* to say... *collapses in
the sand* -- Sleepwalker
S. Mary Rose -- That was unusual. I've never faced anyone wielding a ruler before.
-- Sandman
Riddler -- Off-hand teddy bear? Sorry about all the stuffing. -- Nightcap
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BILBO BAGGINNI bested RAVEN EYES in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
DESPERADO demolished MAYLA TYL CRENA in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
PUNGENT STENCH was devastated by CROWN ROYAL in a 5 minute Challenge contest.
DONKEY HOTAY devastated THE SALAMINIZER in a popular 2 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
ABSOLUTION was narrowly defeated by KHORA THE SMALL in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
NOREASTER overcame GEARFRIED in a action packed 2 minute gruesome Challenge melee.
THE SICKLY DWARF vanquished ACID BATH in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN overpowered WISHI HADA CLUE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
JACK FLASH was demolished by REAGANOMICS in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge match.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS demolished MOUSE NOYLE in a 2 minute gory mismatched Challenge match.
RIDDLER unbelievably bested SERGE in a popular 2 minute Challenge conflict.
TIA MATTE vanquished FRASIER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
NEWT ROCKNE was vanquished by WAILIN' VAN HALEN in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
SHADOW bested CEDAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
SEGUE was savagely defeated by PROPANE TORCH in a exciting 3 minute Challenge bout.
WHIFF overpowered LOSING IS FUN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MORTIFICATION was viciously subdued by CONTROVERSY in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
LUCK DEVIL was slaughtered by DIJANNA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ZOMBIE RAGE vanquished WHITE LION in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
APOCALYPSE overpowered NINE INCH NAIL in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
JOE MAMA defeated SLICE CONSTRUCT in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
REVANENT overpowered KICK INTHE TEETH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FLYING PIG won victory over SLEEPWALKER in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
DONNA RICE vanquished FLAME SPIDER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
FLESH HUNTER savagely defeated PETER BOND in a dull 18 minute Challenge competition.
ERNIE BIRDSLAYER was overpowered by LANI TYL KOGAN in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
STEELHORSE was overpowered by FEZZIK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CLAYTON LONETREE defeated SUICIDE KING in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
ROOSTER was beaten by JERK O'LANTERN in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
ARGUMENT demolished THE SHADOW in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven contest.
RETROVIRUS was subdued by COREY THE MOOSE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
3 FISTED RAT BOY was overpowered by TRUST BUSTER 1 in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
NIGHTCAP savagely defeated MANIPULATOR in a exciting 1 minute gruesome conflict.
WILLY LIV overpowered PAM DEMONIUM in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven bout.
THE LION KING was subdued by KIMO in a action packed 3 minute competition.
MURDEROUS MALNO was narrowly defeated by MARTIN BLANK in a exciting 4 minute fight.
XARA was vanquished by HATHU in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
REPUGNANT was handily defeated by KNUCKLE JAW in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
SEKHAT bested COUNTER OFFER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
GUILLOTINE slimly lost to PERSEUS in a 2 minute conflict.
MOONJUMPER demolished CANNIBAL CORPSE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
S. MARY ROSE overpowered SANDMAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
MUDVAYNE handily defeated BILL P. GORE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BACARDI LIMON viciously subdued TECKLA KING in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
SURGEON OF DEMISE was overpowered by SUBTERFUGE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
KJARRAN'S HAMMER overpowered SCOVELLIE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SAVORY was overpowered by LASH LARUE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SERIAL MURDERER was viciously subdued by CROUCHING HAMSTER in a 3 minute fight.
TREEFROG demolished JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a popular 1 minute mismatched contest.
BELA LUGOSI defeated HALLAM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
VARINA FIREHAIR was overpowered by AGENT OF BRUTALITY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
TWIGGY RAMEIZ easily killed NORM in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
JONATHANNIE overpowered MAREI in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
SAND MAGGOT was handily defeated by PING in a popular 3 minute mismatched battle.
CARLA overpowered SANDY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
VEXTHORNE demolished ISSOLAN SMILE in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.
SADDAM A GO-GO overpowered BITTER ALMOND in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BLACK DOMINO was vanquished by EASY FEET in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
KIERA lost to PUTRID DEFILER in a popular 3 minute fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 27 PARRY-LUNGE 24 - 13 - 0 65 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 20 LUNGING ATTACK 113 - 82 - 1 58 |
|WALL OF STEEL 12 TOTAL PARRY 48 - 36 - 1 57 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 AIMED BLOW 133 - 115 - 1 54 |
|TOTAL PARRY 10 PARRY-STRIKE 27 - 25 - 0 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 10 SLASHING ATTACK 40 - 41 - 1 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 BASHING ATTACK 37 - 42 - 1 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 9 STRIKING ATTACK 53 - 62 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 40 - 55 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 WALL OF STEEL 42 - 72 - 0 37 |
Turn 649 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 6 4 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 6 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 8 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 16 - 11 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 7 1 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 5 - 4 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 9
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508 98 36 1 372 MIDDLE ITALY (1360)
LUNGING ATTACK CROWN ROYAL 12-5507 35 10 3 298 BLACKED OUT ON... (1275)
PARRY-LUNGE NIGHTCAP 74-2745 278 138 0 285 DARKLINGS (1160)
BASHING ATTACK KHORA THE SMALL 78-519 154 148 3 275 SAND DANCERS (1212)
PARRY-RIPOSTE REAGANOMICS 21-6182 36 25 1 236 D.R.I. (1416)
SLASHING ATTACK DESPERADO 77-2459 55 27 2 225 POSSE (1419)
WALL OF STEEL PERSEUS 72-1612 74 50 1 220 DEADLY RAGE II (1418)
STRIKING ATTACK SEKHAT 7-2251 80 133 4 215 CASTAWAYS (1301)
PARRY-STRIKE MARTIN BLANK 82-28434 93 30 1 207 BLOOD TITANS (1347)
TOTAL PARRY RETROVIRUS 70-6086 68 43 0 201 FEAR FACTORY IV (713)
The overall popularity leader is NIGHTCAP 74-2745. The most popular warrior this
turn was CROWN ROYAL 12-5507. The ten other most popular fighters were CONTROVERSY
64-3914, KIMO 70-6089, SERGE 32-3549, CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184, BILBO BAGGINNI
9-5508, PING 17-3787, PROPANE TORCH 61-2524, MURDEROUS MALNO 78-1589, MARTIN BLANK
82-28434, and DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187.
The least popular fighter this week was PETER BOND 49-3089. The other ten least
popular fighters were FLESH HUNTER 47-6053, BLACK DOMINO 58-6062, ISSOLAN SMILE
35-1497, SANDY 1-6821, VARINA FIREHAIR 78-1404, TECKLA KING 35-786, BILL P. GORE
32-5114, THE SHADOW 61-2742, ERNIE BIRDSLAYER 29-1497, and KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 3 5 0 JURINE(61) 4 7 0
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 2 1 0 KURUKAR(64) 2 1 0
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 2 6 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 3 0
ZUKAL(9) 2 2 0 ZENSU(40) 1 0 0 SENTERN(70) 1 2 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 3 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
DULLENS(13) 2 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 2 0
MALCORN(15) 2 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0 SIMTAKKA(76) 1 1 1
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 2 2 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 3 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 1 0 VITHICAR(49) 0 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 2 3 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 KHALHUMS(53) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 3 3 1
ZUWAYZA(19) 2 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 6 1 0
SUNSET(21) 3 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
LAPUR(29) 1 3 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SANDY 1-6821 24 63 1 54 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1022) MORDANT
WHIFF 3-7295 33 18 1 216 LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403) OSKSI
SEKHAT 7-2251 80 133 4 215 CASTAWAYS (1301) BONSUR
BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508 98 36 1 372 MIDDLE ITALY (1360) ZUKAL
CROWN ROYAL 12-5507 35 10 3 298 BLACKED OUT ON... (1275) RIZTAB
SEGUE 13-5394 55 27 0 194 THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389) DULLENS
LUCK DEVIL 15-5162 34 26 1 181 THE DEVIL'S OWN (1398) MALCORN
MOONJUMPER 16-3062 75 108 1 201 PUNNY AMINALS (708) WILLAF
MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252 59 93 0 188 MIDDLE WAY (1058) ALJAFIR
AGENT OF BRUTALITY 18-5975 27 22 1 133 EXTREME AGGRESSION (1415) TALCAMA
DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187 49 20 1 239 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
REAGANOMICS 21-6182 36 25 1 236 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
CEDAR 29-4319 40 60 2 198 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR
TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443 47 8 0 332 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742 43 20 1 251 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
NOREASTER 35-3896 94 39 2 223 DIRT DEVILS (1246) MURSKA
BELA LUGOSI 40-4114 32 27 1 165 SUPERIOR FORCES (1344) ZENSU
FLYING PIG 41-4605 26 5 0 150 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428) KATI-TEI
GEARFRIED 43-4270 35 17 0 210 WENSINWASIN (1023) VEASTIAN
FEZZIK 45-814 20 9 0 100 MAX'S MIRACLE (845) STORMCROWE
FRASIER 47-6224 30 27 0 184 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK
PETER BOND 49-3089 30 46 0 75 THE BONDS (774) VITHICAR
SCOVELLIE 53-6579 34 39 2 150 CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1103) KHALHUMS
JONATHANNIE 56-3747 28 20 0 164 BAD APPLES (916) ROCANIS
BLACK DOMINO 58-6062 31 27 1 54 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1104) DELARQ TOR
PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 51 51 1 220 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
ARGUMENT 64-3915 81 92 0 223 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
ROOSTER 65-1414 34 29 1 201 KILLER TUNES (1116) DAL SHANG
KIMO 70-6089 51 59 4 219 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
PERSEUS 72-1612 74 50 1 220 DEADLY RAGE II (1418) DRAGONHEAD
NIGHTCAP 74-2745 278 138 0 285 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
DIJANNA 76-1992 49 55 1 247 SAND DANCERS (1185) SIMTAKKA
DESPERADO 77-2459 55 27 2 225 POSSE (1419) MAZGOURRAH
KHORA THE SMALL 78-519 154 148 3 275 SAND DANCERS (1212) LIN TIRIAN
MARTIN BLANK 82-28434 93 30 1 207 BLOOD TITANS (1347) DWES EG
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615 43 23 0 240 DRAFT DODGERS (1394) BLACKSTONE
REPUGNANT 97-3677 54 34 4 187 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE