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Date   : 10/30/2014    Duedate: 11/12/2014

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 649

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DIRT DEVILS 35/1246 2358 1359  19 63.4      BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1431
    MIDDLE ITALY 9/1360                         DEADLY RAGE II 72/1418
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        FEAR FACTORY IV 70/713
    VIKING LINGO 84/1405                        FEAR FACTORY II 82/1411
    DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394                       FEAR FACTORY III 82/1421
    IN THE JUNGLE 35/1367                       KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       EXTREME AGGRESSION 18/1415
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                     8 CHEERS 47/1425       180  222   1 44.8
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      KILLER TUNES 65/1116
    LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403                     BLACKED OUT ON... 12/1275
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                   9 HABIT 78/1375       1026 1380  15 42.6
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     ASSORTED 32/578
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 15/1398                     UNDER DURESS 64/743
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406                 10 ONE MAN GANG 35/802   54   80   0 40.3
    HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428                    MAX'S MIRACLE 45/845
    WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370                    RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/46
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408                   ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427              11 G.O.L.F. 17/1410      28   43   1 39.4
  2 DEAD WE SUC 32/1336  288  237   2 54.9   12 HOUSE JHEREG 35/110   32   55   0 36.8
    SUPERIOR FORCES 40/1344                     ALMOST EXACTLY 29/45
  3 WENSINWASIN 43/1023   18   15   0 54.5      TAKE THE FIFTH 13/83
  4 BLOOD TITAN 82/1347  389  342   9 53.2   13 THE BONDS 49/774     942 2058  13 31.4
  5 CASTAWAYS 7/1301    1001  917  10 52.2      BAD APPLES 56/916
    DARKLINGS 74/1160                           THE FAMILY 43/772
  6 POSSE 65/1266         34   32   0 51.5      MIDDLE WAY 17/1058
    POSSE 77/1419                               SWEET MAGIC 12/717
    BLOODSWORN 15/1426                          GREENWARDENS 15/770
    DEATH PENALTY 33/1267                       FAVORITE GUYS 61/863
    BLACK COLOSSUS 84/1432                      PUNNY AMINALS 16/708
  7 GWAR 70/691          489  524   8 48.3      SAND DANCERS 76/1185
    GWAR 77/1235                                SAND DANCERS 78/1212
    GWAR 82/1422                                CARDOW HUNTERS 29/1277
    D.R.I. 21/1416                              HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1022
    FEAR FACTORY 61/632                         CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1104
    MESOPOTAMIA 50/1433                         CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/1103
    WHO DA MAN? 12/1414                         CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/1131
    FEAR FACTORY 82/1420

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, it's sunny, which is good, but windy and COLD.  NOT a day to work on your
tan.  So we'll look at the fights instead.
     Fifty-nine fights, twenty-eight challenges (two of them tv and the rest radio,
much more soothing, I mean, that glaring light that keeps shifting around!).  Only
three standbys!  That's got to be surprising.  I mean, I'm surprised, right?  Two of
the fights were action packed, ten were exciting, and two were fatal.
     So, let's see.  Point movements.  Dijanna went up 56!  Impressive.  And Savory
went down 40.  Different fights.
     Fear Factory was avoided, like, totally seriously by Devil Advocates.  That
always confuses me, I mean, why don't they work together?  But they don't, I guess.
     Losing Is Fun got the most challenges.

So here are the exciting and action packed fights, the deaths, and the challenges,
because I don't think I have time to talk about ALL the fights, and I'm, like, SURE I
don't have enough things to SAY about them.

Here's one death:
     TWIGGY RAMEIZ (82-7105) (24-13-0,116) of FEAR FACTORY II fought NORM (47-6227)
(25-30-2,133) of CHEERS.  TWIGGY RAMEIZ easily killed NORM in a 1 minute one-sided
contest.  I don't know, if I was Norm, I think I might feel bad about that "easily"
business.

     BLACK DOMINO (58-6062) (31-26-1,55) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought EASY FEET (29-
1416) (19-16-1,87) of ALMOST EXACTLY.  BLACK DOMINO was vanquished by EASY FEET in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided match.  They say this was, you know, exciting, but I
blinked and missed it.
     JONATHANNIE (56-3747) (27-20-0,149) of BAD APPLES fought MAREI (103-37) (38-32-
2,150) of the College of Mimes.  JONATHANNIE overpowered MAREI in an exciting 1
minute uneven fight.  Well, you know what they say about apples.
     SAVORY (32-4143) (70-75-1,168) of DEAD WE SUCK fought LASH LARUE (43-3806) (41-
36-0,104) of THE FAMILY.  SAVORY was overpowered by LASH LARUE in an exciting 1
minute one-sided struggle.  Savory dropped a lot for this loss, and that's perfectly
sensible.
     BACARDI LIMON (12-5509) (21-25-0,160) of BLACKED OUT ON... fought TECKLA KING
(35-786) (30-15-1,114) of HOUSE JHEREG.  BACARDI LIMON viciously subdued TECKLA KING
in an exciting 2 minute bloody match.  It was the hangover that did it.

     MOONJUMPER (16-3062) (74-108-1,192) of PUNNY AMINALS fought CANNIBAL CORPSE (61-
2373) (42-57-4,186) of FEAR FACTORY.  MOONJUMPER demolished CANNIBAL CORPSE in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided match.  So, a cannibal corpse, is that like a ghoul or
something?
     MURDEROUS MALNO (78-1589) (40-74-0,199) of SAND DANCERS fought MARTIN BLANK (82-
28434) (92-30-1,198) of BLOOD TITANS.  MURDEROUS MALNO was narrowly defeated by
MARTIN BLANK in an exciting 4 minute fight.  Malno sure got excited, they tell me he
was shouting curses and things.
     THE LION KING (35-4124) (42-20-0,230) of IN THE JUNGLE fought KIMO (70-6089)
(50-59-4,200) of FEAR FACTORY IV.  THE LION KING was subdued by KIMO in an action
packed 3 minute competition.  There was a lot of running around in this fight.  I
like that, it's something to watch, you know?  Most of the fine points can't be seen
from the stands, but running around shows.
     NIGHTCAP (74-2745) (277-138-0,282) of DARKLINGS fought MANIPULATOR (64-3490)
(58-133-6,190) of UNDER DURESS.  NIGHTCAP savagely defeated MANIPULATOR in an
exciting 1 minute gruesome conflict.  Well, okay.  Why not?

The challenges:
     CLAYTON LONETREE (13-797) (19-13-0,79) of TAKE THE FIFTH challenged SUICIDE KING
(35-3104) (20-17-1,94) of ONE MAN GANG.  Up 15.  CLAYTON LONETREE defeated SUICIDE
KING in an exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.  And it was exciting, too.
     STEELHORSE (65-6900) (22-5-2,75) of POSSE challenged FEZZIK (45-814) (19-9-0,90)
of MAX'S MIRACLE.  Up 15.  STEELHORSE was overpowered by FEZZIK in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge match.  Magnets, that's the key.  Or rust.
     ERNIE BIRDSLAYER (29-1497) (24-19-0,41) of ALMOST EXACTLY challenged LANI TYL
KOGAN (65-2804) (35-38-1,79) of CHAN CHI MONASTERY.  Up 38.  ERNIE BIRDSLAYER was
overpowered by LANI TYL KOGAN in a 1 minute Challenge fight.  Well, Lani is no bird,
right?
     FLESH HUNTER (47-6053) (20-5-0,68) of BAAL'S MINIONS challenged PETER BOND (49-
3089) (30-45-0,91) of THE BONDS.  Up 23.  FLESH HUNTER savagely defeated PETER BOND
in a dull 18 minute Challenge competition.  I had lunch during this one.  A long,
boring fight now and then is useful.
     DONNA RICE (13-795) (21-10-2,68) of TAKE THE FIFTH challenged FLAME SPIDER (61-
3401) (19-18-1,56) of FEAR FACTORY.  Down 12.  DONNA RICE vanquished FLAME SPIDER in
a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.  Some people just, you know, can't stand
spiders.  They'll do anything to squish 'em.
     FLYING PIG (41-4605) (25-5-0,146) of HELL FROZEN OVER challenged SLEEPWALKER
(74-2843) (87-157-2,142) of DARKLINGS.  Down 2.  FLYING PIG won victory over
SLEEPWALKER in a 2 minute Challenge bout.  I bet Sleepwalker was surprised when he
woke up.  Or maybe not.

     REVANENT (15-4770) (28-22-2,111) of BLOODSWORN challenged KICK INTHE TEETH (82-
7173) (28-20-2,134) of GWAR.  Up 23.  REVANENT overpowered KICK INTHE TEETH in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge bout.  Good!  Kicking people in the teeth is RUDE.
     JOE MAMA (21-6771) (27-14-0,112) of D.R.I. challenged SLICE CONSTRUCT (56-3181)
(22-15-1,109) of ANYWAYUSLICEIT.  Down 3.  JOE MAMA defeated SLICE CONSTRUCT in a 2
minute Challenge duel.  But what if you don't want to slice it?  What if you just,
you know, crush it a little?
     APOCALYPSE (32-5711) (23-6-1,151) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged NINE INCH NAIL
(61-2273) (46-49-4,149) of FEAR FACTORY.  Down 2.  APOCALYPSE overpowered NINE INCH
NAIL in an exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.  Picture Apocalypse as a hammer.
But an exciting hammer.
     ZOMBIE RAGE (84-15614) (21-13-0,168) of WIDE WORLD OF... challenged WHITE LION
(35-859) (40-30-0,168) of RIFF-RAFF CREW.  Straight across.  That's a true Free
Blades challenge.  ZOMBIE RAGE vanquished WHITE LION in a popular 1 minute mismatched
Challenge fray.  Why do zombies have rage?  I thought zombies were, like, dead, and
death is supposed to be calm.
     LUCK DEVIL (15-5162) (34-25-1,191) of THE DEVIL'S OWN challenged DIJANNA (76-
1992) (48-55-0,191) of SAND DANCERS.  Straight across.  LUCK DEVIL was slaughtered by
DIJANNA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.  The second death, and fifty-six
points for Dijanna besides.

     MORTIFICATION (61-2333) (65-56-4,198) of FEAR FACTORY challenged CONTROVERSY
(64-3914) (71-101-1,197) of UNDER DURESS.  Down 1.  MORTIFICATION was viciously
subdued by CONTROVERSY in a 3 minute Challenge contest.  And Mort was, like,
mortified, too.
     WHIFF (3-7295) (32-18-1,199) of LEGIONS' OF HELL challenged LOSING IS FUN (12-
6330) (39-27-1,198) of WHO DA MAN?.  Down 1.  WHIFF overpowered LOSING IS FUN in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge match.  This was the most challenged-- um, the result of
most challenging?  Was it fun?
     SEGUE (13-5394) (55-26-0,196) of THE DEVIL'S OWN challenged PROPANE TORCH (61-
2524) (50-51-1,197) of FEAR FACTORY.  Up 1.  SEGUE was savagely defeated by PROPANE
TORCH in an exciting 3 minute Challenge bout.  Well, of course!  I mean, torches are
nasty.
     SHADOW (84-26165) (27-16-0,206) of LORDS OF DARKNESS challenged CEDAR (29-4319)
(40-59-2,202) of CARDOW HUNTERS.  Down 4.  SHADOW bested CEDAR in a crowd pleasing 1
minute Challenge brawl.  This is probably because of it being winter.  Even the blue
sky is a different COLOR of blue, you know?  And the shadows are colder.
     NEWT ROCKNE (19-5179) (29-9-1,184) of MAN OR BEAST? challenged WAILIN' VAN HALEN
(35-845) (38-34-1,186) of RIFF-RAFF CREW.  Up 2.  NEWT ROCKNE was vanquished by
WAILIN' VAN HALEN in a 1 minute Challenge fray.  Good!  We don't want a bunch of
newts hanging around, and where you have one newt, others will follow.

     TIA MATTE (32-5321) (54-37-0,188) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged FRASIER (47-
6224) (30-26-0,191) of CHEERS.  Up 3.  TIA MATTE vanquished FRASIER in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge bout.  Too much caffeine.
     RIDDLER (61-1856) (89-68-1,210) of FEAR FACTORY challenged SERGE (32-3549) (69-
100-0,210) of ASSORTED.  Straight across.  RIDDLER unbelievably bested SERGE in a
popular 2 minute Challenge conflict.  Why was this unbelievable?  I'm not getting
that.
     FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77-2125) (61-68-2,197) of GWAR challenged MOUSE NOYLE (17-6252)
(59-92-0,203) of MIDDLE WAY.  Up 6.  FLATTUS MAXIMUS demolished MOUSE NOYLE in a 2
minute gory mismatched Challenge match.  Mice, euwh.
     JACK FLASH (29-107) (41-33-0,204) of ALMOST EXACTLY challenged REAGANOMICS (21-
6182) (35-25-1,219) of D.R.I..  Up 15.  JACK FLASH was demolished by REAGANOMICS in a
3 minute mismatched Challenge match.  Anything that ends in "nomics" is going to be
nasty.
     HEADLESS NORSEMAN (33-7758) (45-29-1,192) of HALLOWIENERS challenged WISHI HADA
CLUE (9-787) (49-42-1,192) of THE MONGOLOIDS.  Straight across.  HEADLESS NORSEMAN
overpowered WISHI HADA CLUE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.  So, is this, like
a clue to what happened to your head?

     THE SICKLY DWARF (84-24303) (30-9-1,206) of MILWAUKEE RULES challenged ACID BATH
(33-7373) (32-13-1,207) of DEATH PENALTY.  Up 1.  THE SICKLY DWARF vanquished ACID
BATH in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.  That bath may not cure the dwarf, but he
won't be complaining as much.
     NOREASTER (35-3896) (93-39-2,205) of DIRT DEVILS challenged GEARFRIED (43-4270)
(35-16-0,208) of WENSINWASIN.  Up 3.  NOREASTER overcame GEARFRIED in an action
packed 2 minute gruesome Challenge melee.  Oil.  Or, like, grease.  But only after
the gears are cooled down.
     ABSOLUTION (32-5301) (63-18-3,294) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged KHORA THE SMALL
(78-519) (153-148-3,244) of SAND DANCERS.  Down 50.  ABSOLUTION was narrowly defeated
by KHORA THE SMALL in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.  Why do I feel like I've run across
Absolution once already today?  I must have nodded off and gotten confused.
     DONKEY HOTAY (19-5187) (48-20-1,223) of MAN OR BEAST? challenged THE SALAMINIZER
(65-1413) (33-28-1,222) of KILLER TUNES.  Down 1.  DONKEY HOTAY devastated THE
SALAMINIZER in a popular 2 minute uneven Challenge brawl.  Well, THAT tune won't be
hanging around for a while.
     PUNGENT STENCH (61-2458) (64-41-2,262) of FEAR FACTORY challenged CROWN ROYAL
(12-5507) (34-10-3,273) of BLACKED OUT ON....  Up 11.  PUNGENT STENCH was devastated
by CROWN ROYAL in a 5 minute Challenge contest.  I'm not even getting INTO comments
on that one.

The tv challenges:
     DESPERADO (77-2459) (54-27-2,208) of POSSE TV challenged MAYLA TYL CRENA (82-
7113) (48-41-0,229) of FEAR FACTORY III.  Up 21.  DESPERADO demolished MAYLA TYL
CRENA in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  What you'd expect of someone
with a tv to use.

And for the title:
     BILBO BAGGINNI (9-5508) (97-36-1,364) of MIDDLE ITALY TV challenged RAVEN EYES
(12-2709) (84-98-0,242) of SWEET MAGIC.  Down a bunch.  122?  Something like that.
BILBO BAGGINNI bested RAVEN EYES in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
Congratulations to Bilbo again.  Good work.

                                       Debby T.

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508        98  36  1  372  MIDDLE ITALY (1360)        ZUKAL

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443       47   8     332  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 CROWN ROYAL 12-5507          35  10  3  298  BLACKED OUT ON... (1275)   RIZTAB
 NIGHTCAP 74-2745            278 138     285  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 KHORA THE SMALL 78-519      154 148  3  275  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742       43  20  1  251  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIJANNA 76-1992              49  55  1  247  SAND DANCERS (1185)        SIMTAKKA
 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615     43  23     240  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE
 DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187         49  20  1  239  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          36  25  1  236  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 WILLY LIV 9-2930             43  28  2  230  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    31   9  1  229  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 DESPERADO 77-2459            55  27  2  225  POSSE (1419)               MAZGOURRAH
 NOREASTER 35-3896            94  39  2  223  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 ARGUMENT 64-3915             81  92     223  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 PERSEUS 72-1612              74  50  1  220  DEADLY RAGE II (1418)      DRAGONHEAD
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        51  51  1  220  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129          63  66  2  219  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 KIMO 70-6089                 51  59  4  219  FEAR FACTORY IV (713)      SENTERN

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RIDDLER 61-1856              90  68  1  216  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 WHIFF 3-7295                 33  18  1  216  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 SEKHAT 7-2251                80 133  4  215  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 SHADOW 84-26165              28  16     212  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914          72 101  1  211  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAVEN EYES 12-2709           84  99     210  SWEET MAGIC (717)          RIZTAB
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      62  68  2  210  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 MANIPULATOR 64-3490          58 134  6  210  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 MURDEROUS MALNO 78-1589      40  75     210  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 GEARFRIED 43-4270            35  17     210  WENSINWASIN (1023)         VEASTIAN
 MUDVAYNE 61-3039             40  34     208  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 MARTIN BLANK 82-28434        93  30  1  207  BLOOD TITANS (1347)        DWES EG
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    46  29  1  207  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845     39  34  1  206  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        102 115  3  205  HABIT (1375)               LIN TIRIAN
 SERGE 32-3549                69 101     204  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 TIA MATTE 32-5321            55  37     203  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           29  12  1  202  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 MOONJUMPER 16-3062           75 108  1  201  PUNNY AMINALS (708)        WILLAF
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086           68  43     201  FEAR FACTORY IV (713)      SENTERN
 ROOSTER 65-1414              34  29  1  201  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 ABSOLUTION 32-5301           63  19  3  200  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130     56  66  3  200  GWAR (691)                 SENTERN
 THE LION KING 35-4124        42  21     198  IN THE JUNGLE (1367)       MURSKA
 CEDAR 29-4319                40  60  2  198  CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)      LAPUR
 PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458       64  42  2  197  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113      48  42     197  FEAR FACTORY III (1421)    DWES EG
 THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413      33  29  1  197  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 ACID BATH 33-7373            32  14  1  197  DEATH PENALTY (1267)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 SEGUE 13-5394                55  27     194  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 JACK FLASH 29-107            41  34     194  ALMOST EXACTLY (45)        LAPUR
 MORTIFICATION 61-2333        65  57  4  193  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 LOSING IS FUN 12-6330        39  28  1  192  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 THE SHADOW 61-2742           40  62     189  FAVORITE GUYS (863)        JURINE
 MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252          59  93     188  MIDDLE WAY (1058)          ALJAFIR
 REPUGNANT 97-3677            54  34  4  187  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787        49  43  1  186  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551         37  28  1  185  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SANDMAN 74-2896              98 131  3  184  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 FRASIER 47-6224              30  27     184  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         22  13     184  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 LUCK DEVIL 15-5162           34  26  1  181  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1398)     MALCORN
 XARA 78-2254                 29  20     181  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COUNTER OFFER 84-25636       31  13     179  VIKING LINGO (1405)        BLACKSTONE
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      42  58  4  178  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179          29  10  1  176  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 TREEFROG 15-4177             45  82     175  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          20   4     173  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372     37  32     172  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 BILL P. GORE 32-5114         32   6  1  169  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    37  37  1  166  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114          32  27  1  165  SUPERIOR FORCES (1344)     ZENSU
 JONATHANNIE 56-3747          28  20     164  BAD APPLES (916)           ROCANIS
 BACARDI LIMON 12-5509        22  25     164  BLACKED OUT ON... (1275)   RIZTAB
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           24   6  1  161  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 WHITE LION 35-859            40  31     160  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105        25  13  1  159  FEAR FACTORY II (1411)     DWES EG
 SERIAL MURDERER 9-990        41  63     153  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SURGEON OF DEMISE 82-7083    24  17  1  151  FEAR FACTORY (1420)        DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCOVELLIE 53-6579            34  39  2  150  CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1103)  KHALHUMS
 FLYING PIG 41-4605           26   5     150  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 LASH LARUE 43-3806           42  36     147  THE FAMILY (772)           VEASTIAN
 NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273       46  50  4  145  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          87 158  2  144  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 REVANENT 15-4770             29  22  2  137  BLOODSWORN (1426)          MALCORN
 AGENT OF BRUTALITY 18-5975   27  22  1  133  EXTREME AGGRESSION (1415)  TALCAMA
 SAVORY 32-4143               70  76  1  128  DEAD WE SUCK (1336)        ARVAT
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514      26  19  1  127  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 TECKLA KING 35-786           30  16  1  121  HOUSE JHEREG (110)         MURSKA
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             28  14     121  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 NORM 47-6227                 25  31  2  117  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     28  21  2  114  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 HALLAM 76-2369               27  46     113  SAND DANCERS (1185)        SIMTAKKA
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      22  16  1  110  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 VARINA FIREHAIR 78-1404      33  45     107  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PING 17-3787                 24  14  1  100  G.O.L.F. (1410)            ALJAFIR
 FEZZIK 45-814                20   9     100  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE
 CARLA 47-6225                31  25  1   98  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 CLAYTON LONETREE 13-797      20  13      95  TAKE THE FIFTH (83)        DULLENS
 EASY FEET 29-1416            20  16  1   93  ALMOST EXACTLY (45)        LAPUR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          21  15  1   87  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 LANI TYL KOGAN 65-2804       36  38  1   83  CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1131)  DAL SHANG
 SUICIDE KING 35-3104         20  18  1   83  ONE MAN GANG (802)         MURSKA
 SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155       21  19      82  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053         21   5      82  BAAL'S MINIONS (1431)      NORTH FORK
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323       18   7  1   79  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)    ZUWAYZA
 DONNA RICE 13-795            22  10  2   77  TAKE THE FIFTH (83)        DULLENS
 PETER BOND 49-3089           30  46      75  THE BONDS (774)            VITHICAR
 STEELHORSE 65-6900           22   6  2   72  POSSE (1266)               DAL SHANG
 KIERA 35-1646                20  13  1   66  HOUSE JHEREG (110)         MURSKA
 ISSOLAN SMILE 35-1497        19  16  2   57  HOUSE JHEREG (110)         MURSKA
 BLACK DOMINO 58-6062         31  27  1   54  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1104)   DELARQ TOR
 SANDY 1-6821                 24  63  1   54  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1022)   MORDANT
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         19  19  1   52  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 ERNIE BIRDSLAYER 29-1497     24  20      41  ALMOST EXACTLY (45)        LAPUR
-BLASPHEMY 32-5332             9   1  1   29  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
NORM 47-6227              25  31  2 CHEERS 1425            TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105     649
LUCK DEVIL 15-5162        34  26  1 THE DEVIL'S OWN 1398   DIJANNA 76-1992           649

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Headless Norseman -- Here's a snickers, Horseless Headman. -- White Lion

Willy Liv -- So much for my winning streak.  I was up to one, and counting.  Jerk. --
Wailin' Van Halen

Carla -- Down goes Frazier!  Down goes Frazier! -- Slice Construct, adding this fight
to his personal highlight reel

Flesh Hunter -- I've always wondered how to parry with this thing.  Now I know. --
Suicide King

Twiggy Rameiz -- That... was a surprise. -- Fezzik

No personals from Jorja?  It's alright, we got you. -- Riff-Raff

Jerk O'Lantern -- You certainly WERE!  That "assassinated" business, were you HIRED
by, um, maybe I won't say the name in public, but I PROMISE you, her brother deserved
everything that happened. -- Xara, brooding darkly

Bilbo Bagginni -- Thanks to you, I lived in the tower infirmary for many days.  It
was SO interesting! -- Sekhat

Flying Pig -- *pant* *pant* I would *pant* just like *pant* to say... *collapses in
the sand* -- Sleepwalker

S. Mary Rose -- That was unusual.  I've never faced anyone wielding a ruler before.
-- Sandman

Riddler -- Off-hand teddy bear?  Sorry about all the stuffing. -- Nightcap

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BILBO BAGGINNI bested RAVEN EYES in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
DESPERADO demolished MAYLA TYL CRENA in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
PUNGENT STENCH was devastated by CROWN ROYAL in a 5 minute Challenge contest.
DONKEY HOTAY devastated THE SALAMINIZER in a popular 2 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
ABSOLUTION was narrowly defeated by KHORA THE SMALL in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
NOREASTER overcame GEARFRIED in a action packed 2 minute gruesome Challenge melee.
THE SICKLY DWARF vanquished ACID BATH in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN overpowered WISHI HADA CLUE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
JACK FLASH was demolished by REAGANOMICS in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge match.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS demolished MOUSE NOYLE in a 2 minute gory mismatched Challenge match.
RIDDLER unbelievably bested SERGE in a popular 2 minute Challenge conflict.
TIA MATTE vanquished FRASIER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
NEWT ROCKNE was vanquished by WAILIN' VAN HALEN in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
SHADOW bested CEDAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
SEGUE was savagely defeated by PROPANE TORCH in a exciting 3 minute Challenge bout.
WHIFF overpowered LOSING IS FUN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MORTIFICATION was viciously subdued by CONTROVERSY in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
LUCK DEVIL was slaughtered by DIJANNA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ZOMBIE RAGE vanquished WHITE LION in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
APOCALYPSE overpowered NINE INCH NAIL in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
JOE MAMA defeated SLICE CONSTRUCT in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
REVANENT overpowered KICK INTHE TEETH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FLYING PIG won victory over SLEEPWALKER in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
DONNA RICE vanquished FLAME SPIDER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
FLESH HUNTER savagely defeated PETER BOND in a dull 18 minute Challenge competition.
ERNIE BIRDSLAYER was overpowered by LANI TYL KOGAN in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
STEELHORSE was overpowered by FEZZIK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CLAYTON LONETREE defeated SUICIDE KING in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
ROOSTER was beaten by JERK O'LANTERN in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
ARGUMENT demolished THE SHADOW in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven contest.
RETROVIRUS was subdued by COREY THE MOOSE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
3 FISTED RAT BOY was overpowered by TRUST BUSTER 1 in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
NIGHTCAP savagely defeated MANIPULATOR in a exciting 1 minute gruesome conflict.
WILLY LIV overpowered PAM DEMONIUM in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven bout.
THE LION KING was subdued by KIMO in a action packed 3 minute competition.
MURDEROUS MALNO was narrowly defeated by MARTIN BLANK in a exciting 4 minute fight.
XARA was vanquished by HATHU in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
REPUGNANT was handily defeated by KNUCKLE JAW in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
SEKHAT bested COUNTER OFFER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
GUILLOTINE slimly lost to PERSEUS in a 2 minute conflict.
MOONJUMPER demolished CANNIBAL CORPSE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
S. MARY ROSE overpowered SANDMAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
MUDVAYNE handily defeated BILL P. GORE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BACARDI LIMON viciously subdued TECKLA KING in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
SURGEON OF DEMISE was overpowered by SUBTERFUGE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
KJARRAN'S HAMMER overpowered SCOVELLIE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SAVORY was overpowered by LASH LARUE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SERIAL MURDERER was viciously subdued by CROUCHING HAMSTER in a 3 minute fight.
TREEFROG demolished JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a popular 1 minute mismatched contest.
BELA LUGOSI defeated HALLAM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
VARINA FIREHAIR was overpowered by AGENT OF BRUTALITY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
TWIGGY RAMEIZ easily killed NORM in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
JONATHANNIE overpowered MAREI in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
SAND MAGGOT was handily defeated by PING in a popular 3 minute mismatched battle.
CARLA overpowered SANDY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
VEXTHORNE demolished ISSOLAN SMILE in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.
SADDAM A GO-GO overpowered BITTER ALMOND in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BLACK DOMINO was vanquished by EASY FEET in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
KIERA lost to PUTRID DEFILER in a popular 3 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      27         PARRY-LUNGE       24 -  13 -  0      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  20         LUNGING ATTACK   113 -  82 -  1      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   12         TOTAL PARRY       48 -  36 -  1      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   10         AIMED BLOW       133 - 115 -  1      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         PARRY-STRIKE      27 -  25 -  0      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         SLASHING ATTACK   40 -  41 -  1      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         BASHING ATTACK    37 -  42 -  1      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         STRIKING ATTACK   53 -  62 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     40 -  55 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         WALL OF STEEL     42 -  72 -  0      37  |

Turn 649 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  6         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  6         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      4 -  8         2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        16 - 11     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  7         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  4                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  9     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508      98  36  1  372 MIDDLE ITALY (1360)
LUNGING ATTACK   CROWN ROYAL 12-5507        35  10  3  298 BLACKED OUT ON... (1275)
PARRY-LUNGE      NIGHTCAP 74-2745          278 138  0  285 DARKLINGS (1160)
BASHING ATTACK   KHORA THE SMALL 78-519    154 148  3  275 SAND DANCERS (1212)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    REAGANOMICS 21-6182        36  25  1  236 D.R.I. (1416)
SLASHING ATTACK  DESPERADO 77-2459          55  27  2  225 POSSE (1419)
WALL OF STEEL    PERSEUS 72-1612            74  50  1  220 DEADLY RAGE II (1418)
STRIKING ATTACK  SEKHAT 7-2251              80 133  4  215 CASTAWAYS (1301)
PARRY-STRIKE     MARTIN BLANK 82-28434      93  30  1  207 BLOOD TITANS (1347)
TOTAL PARRY      RETROVIRUS 70-6086         68  43  0  201 FEAR FACTORY IV (713)

The overall popularity leader is NIGHTCAP 74-2745.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CROWN ROYAL 12-5507.  The ten other most popular fighters were CONTROVERSY 
64-3914, KIMO 70-6089, SERGE 32-3549, CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184, BILBO BAGGINNI 
9-5508, PING 17-3787, PROPANE TORCH 61-2524, MURDEROUS MALNO 78-1589, MARTIN BLANK 
82-28434, and DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187.

The least popular fighter this week was PETER BOND 49-3089.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FLESH HUNTER 47-6053, BLACK DOMINO 58-6062, ISSOLAN SMILE 
35-1497, SANDY 1-6821, VARINA FIREHAIR 78-1404, TECKLA KING 35-786, BILL P. GORE 
32-5114, THE SHADOW 61-2742, ERNIE BIRDSLAYER 29-1497, and KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            3  5 0  JURINE(61)           4  7 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  1 0  KURUKAR(64)          2  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           2  6 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  3 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  2 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  SENTERN(70)          1  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  3 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          2  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  2 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         1  1 1  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  2 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       3  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       2  3 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  0 0  KHALHUMS(53)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          3  3 1  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       6  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            1  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SANDY 1-6821                24  63  1   54  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1022)   MORDANT
 WHIFF 3-7295                33  18  1  216  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 SEKHAT 7-2251               80 133  4  215  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508       98  36  1  372  MIDDLE ITALY (1360)        ZUKAL
 CROWN ROYAL 12-5507         35  10  3  298  BLACKED OUT ON... (1275)   RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394               55  27  0  194  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 LUCK DEVIL 15-5162          34  26  1  181  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1398)     MALCORN
 MOONJUMPER 16-3062          75 108  1  201  PUNNY AMINALS (708)        WILLAF
 MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252         59  93  0  188  MIDDLE WAY (1058)          ALJAFIR
 AGENT OF BRUTALITY 18-5975  27  22  1  133  EXTREME AGGRESSION (1415)  TALCAMA
 DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187        49  20  1  239  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182         36  25  1  236  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 CEDAR 29-4319               40  60  2  198  CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)      LAPUR
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443      47   8  0  332  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742      43  20  1  251  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 NOREASTER 35-3896           94  39  2  223  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114         32  27  1  165  SUPERIOR FORCES (1344)     ZENSU
 FLYING PIG 41-4605          26   5  0  150  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 GEARFRIED 43-4270           35  17  0  210  WENSINWASIN (1023)         VEASTIAN
 FEZZIK 45-814               20   9  0  100  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE
 FRASIER 47-6224             30  27  0  184  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 PETER BOND 49-3089          30  46  0   75  THE BONDS (774)            VITHICAR
 SCOVELLIE 53-6579           34  39  2  150  CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1103)  KHALHUMS
 JONATHANNIE 56-3747         28  20  0  164  BAD APPLES (916)           ROCANIS
 BLACK DOMINO 58-6062        31  27  1   54  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1104)   DELARQ TOR
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524       51  51  1  220  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 ARGUMENT 64-3915            81  92  0  223  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 ROOSTER 65-1414             34  29  1  201  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 KIMO 70-6089                51  59  4  219  FEAR FACTORY IV (713)      SENTERN
 PERSEUS 72-1612             74  50  1  220  DEADLY RAGE II (1418)      DRAGONHEAD
 NIGHTCAP 74-2745           278 138  0  285  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 DIJANNA 76-1992             49  55  1  247  SAND DANCERS (1185)        SIMTAKKA
 DESPERADO 77-2459           55  27  2  225  POSSE (1419)               MAZGOURRAH
 KHORA THE SMALL 78-519     154 148  3  275  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 MARTIN BLANK 82-28434       93  30  1  207  BLOOD TITANS (1347)        DWES EG

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615    43  23  0  240  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           54  34  4  187  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE