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Date : 11/13/2014 Duedate: 11/26/2014
FREE BLADES ARENA
DM 103 TURN 650
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DIRT DEVILS 35/1246 2378 1364 20 63.5 BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1431
MIDDLE ITALY 9/1360 DEADLY RAGE II 72/1418
HALLOWIENERS 33/1391 FEAR FACTORY IV 70/713
VIKING LINGO 84/1405 FEAR FACTORY II 82/1411
DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394 FEAR FACTORY III 82/1421
IN THE JUNGLE 35/1367 KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430
MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386 EXTREME AGGRESSION 18/1415
SONS OF SATAN 97/1371 8 CHEERS 47/1425 184 230 1 44.4
ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241 BLOOD IRON 98/1274
DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298 THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48
LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403 KILLER TUNES 65/1116
MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409 BLACKED OUT ON... 12/1275
THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389 9 HABIT 78/1375 1026 1385 15 42.6
THE DEVIL'S OWN 15/1398 ASSORTED 32/578
BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406 UNDER DURESS 64/743
HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428 10 ONE MAN GANG 35/802 56 83 0 40.3
WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370 MAX'S MIRACLE 45/845
LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408 RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/46
COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427 ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
2 WENSINWASIN 43/1023 19 15 0 55.9 11 G.O.L.F. 17/1410 29 43 1 40.3
3 DEAD WE SUC 32/1336 288 239 2 54.6 12 HOUSE JHEREG 35/110 34 57 0 37.4
SUPERIOR FORCES 40/1344 ALMOST EXACTLY 29/45
4 POSSE 65/1266 38 33 0 53.5 TAKE THE FIFTH 13/83
POSSE 77/1419 13 THE BONDS 49/774 947 2072 14 31.4
BLOODSWORN 15/1426 BAD APPLES 56/916
DEATH PENALTY 33/1267 THE FAMILY 43/772
BLACK COLOSSUS 11/1434 MIDDLE WAY 17/1058
BLACK COLOSSUS 84/1432 SWEET MAGIC 12/717
5 BLOOD TITAN 82/1347 390 342 9 53.3 GREENWARDENS 15/770
6 CASTAWAYS 7/1301 1004 918 10 52.2 FAVORITE GUYS 61/863
DARKLINGS 74/1160 PUNNY AMINALS 16/708
7 GWAR 70/691 503 539 8 48.3 SAND DANCERS 76/1185
GWAR 77/1235 SAND DANCERS 78/1212
GWAR 82/1422 CARDOW HUNTERS 29/1277
D.R.I. 21/1416 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1022
FEAR FACTORY 61/632 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1104
MESOPOTAMIA 50/1433 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/1103
WHO DA MAN? 12/1414 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/1131
FEAR FACTORY 82/1420
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Well, Jorja said she would make time for personals, which is fine, but you know
what that means, don't you? It means *I* don't have much time for the spy report! I
hate it when that happens.
Well, anyway, we had fights. It was so COLD, but we did have fights.
Guillotine got 52 points, going up. Murderous Malno got 36 points, going down.
Different fights.
Fear Factory was avoided by Devil Advocates. Okay. Losing Is Fun got the most
challenges.
Fifty-nine fights total, twenty-two challenges, one of them tv, five standbys,
two deaths.
KHORA THE SMALL (78-519) (154-148-3,275) of SAND DANCERS fought SERGE (32-3549)
(69-101-0,204) of ASSORTED. KHORA THE SMALL slew SERGE in an action packed 1 minute
fight. The non-challenge death. I was told by one of the spotters that Serge made a
comment about foxes. Well, don't. Khora doesn't like it.
KIERA (35-1646) (20-13-1,66) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged SAND MAGGOT (61-3397)
(21-15-1,87) of FEAR FACTORY. Up 21. KIERA was narrowly defeated by SAND MAGGOT in
a 5 minute Challenge fight. That sounds, like, really icky.
ERNIE BIRDSLAYER (29-1497) (24-20-0,41) of ALMOST EXACTLY challenged LANI TYL
KOGAN (65-2804) (36-38-1,83) of CHAN CHI MONASTERY. Up 42. ERNIE BIRDSLAYER
devastated LANI TYL KOGAN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout. So much for saving
the endangered birds!
EASY FEET (29-1416) (20-16-1,93) of ALMOST EXACTLY challenged FLYING PIG (41-
4605) (26-5-0,150) of HELL FROZEN OVER. Up 57. EASY FEET savagely defeated FLYING
PIG in an action packed 6 minute Challenge fray. Now you know why that pig was
flying!
REVANENT (15-4770) (29-22-2,137) of BLOODSWORN challenged SURGEON OF DEMISE (82-
7083) (24-17-1,151) of FEAR FACTORY. Up 44. REVANENT beat SURGEON OF DEMISE in an
action packed 1 minute brutal Challenge fight. I heard there was some kind of
personal grudge in this.
JOE MAMA (21-6771) (28-14-0,121) of D.R.I. challenged NORM (47-6227) (25-31-
2,117) of CHEERS. Down 4. JOE MAMA bested NORM in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
So, was Mia Mama upset? I mean, did she raise him to do this?
BACARDI LIMON (12-5509) (22-25-0,164) of BLACKED OUT ON... challenged
JONATHANNIE (56-3747) (28-20-0,164) of BAD APPLES. Straight across, a true Free
Blades challenge. BACARDI LIMON overpowered JONATHANNIE in a 1 minute one-sided
Challenge match. Brandied apples... I like them sometimes. With umbrellas in them.
COUNTER OFFER (84-25636) (31-13-0,179) of VIKING LINGO challenged XARA (78-2254)
(29-20-0,181) of SAND DANCERS. Up 2. COUNTER OFFER beat XARA in an exciting 1
minute Challenge match. Counters are good, but so are table-tops.
WHITE LION (35-859) (40-31-0,160) of RIFF-RAFF CREW challenged NINE INCH NAIL
(61-2273) (46-50-4,145) of FEAR FACTORY. Down 15. WHITE LION was viciously subdued
by NINE INCH NAIL in a 6 minute Challenge brawl. Oh, ow! Nailed to the wall with a
LONG nail!
REPUGNANT (97-3677) (54-34-4,187) of SONS OF SATAN challenged THE SHADOW (61-
2742) (40-62-0,189) of FAVORITE GUYS. Up 2. REPUGNANT devastated THE SHADOW in an
exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge duel. Maybe so, but The Shadow KNOWS.
GUILLOTINE (12-6588) (29-12-1,202) of BLADES OF TERROR challenged MUDVAYNE (61-
3039) (40-34-0,208) of FEAR FACTORY. Up 6. GUILLOTINE viciously butchered MUDVAYNE
in an action packed 1 minute Challenge fight. This one seems, well, right, you know?
Like, what else would a guillotine DO?
ABSOLUTION (32-5301) (63-19-3,200) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged RAVEN EYES (12-
2709) (84-99-0,210) of SWEET MAGIC. Up 10. ABSOLUTION was demolished by RAVEN EYES
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. It's the raven thing, i guess.
ZOMBIE RAGE (84-15614) (22-13-0,184) of WIDE WORLD OF... challenged FRASIER (47-
6224) (30-27-0,184) of CHEERS. Straight across. ZOMBIE RAGE savagely defeated
FRASIER in a 1 minute Challenge competition. Well, that's the way it is with
zombies. They just reel around and savagely defeat people.
WAILIN' VAN HALEN (35-845) (39-34-1,206) of RIFF-RAFF CREW challenged MOUSE
NOYLE (17-6252) (59-93-0,188) of MIDDLE WAY. Down 18. WAILIN' VAN HALEN overpowered
MOUSE NOYLE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee. Is that like one of those
pesticaters that you plug into the wall (if you have the right kind of walls), and it
makes a noise people can't hear but the mice hate it?
THE LION KING (35-4124) (42-21-0,198) of IN THE JUNGLE challenged PUNGENT STENCH
(61-2458) (64-42-2,197) of FEAR FACTORY. Down 1. THE LION KING viciously subdued
PUNGENT STENCH in a popular 15 minute Challenge duel. Ha. Have you ever smelled the
lion house at a zoo?
PAM DEMONIUM (32-5551) (37-28-1,185) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged WISHI HADA
CLUE (9-787) (49-43-1,186) of THE MONGOLOIDS. Up 1. PAM DEMONIUM viciously subdued
WISHI HADA CLUE in a 5 minute Challenge duel. No clues here.
ACID BATH (33-7373) (32-14-1,197) of DEATH PENALTY challenged LOSING IS FUN (12-
6330) (39-28-1,192) of WHO DA MAN?. Down 5. ACID BATH was viciously subdued by
LOSING IS FUN in a 3 minute Challenge fight. And Losing is so glad to, like, share
the fun, you know?
COREY THE MOOSE (84-19615) (43-23-0,240) of DRAFT DODGERS challenged REAGANOMICS
(21-6182) (36-25-1,236) of D.R.I.. Down 4. COREY THE MOOSE vanquished REAGANOMICS
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Mooses do that. No respect for the people
who do "-nomics" type things.
NOREASTER (35-3896) (94-39-2,223) of DIRT DEVILS challenged SEKHAT (7-2251) (80-
133-4,215) of CASTAWAYS. Down 8. NOREASTER overpowered SEKHAT in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided Challenge fight. Blew his ears inside out, I guess. Cats hate
that.
THE SICKLY DWARF (84-24303) (31-9-1,229) of MILWAUKEE RULES challenged PERSEUS
(72-1612) (74-50-1,220) of DEADLY RAGE II. Down 9. THE SICKLY DWARF lost to PERSEUS
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl. Apples, that's what the Dwarf needs.
Apples every day.
WHIFF (3-7295) (33-18-1,216) of LEGIONS' OF HELL challenged PROPANE TORCH (61-
2524) (51-51-1,220) of FEAR FACTORY. Up 4. WHIFF vanquished PROPANE TORCH in a 1
minute uneven Challenge battle. I didn't know that could happen. Blowing out the
torch, I mean.
The TV challenge:
DESPERADO (77-2459) (55-27-2,225) of POSSE TV challenged DIJANNA (76-1992) (49-
55-1,247) of SAND DANCERS. Up 22. DESPERADO devastated DIJANNA in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight. Ah. Um. I can't think of anything to say?
For the title:
CROWN ROYAL (12-5507) (35-10-3,298) of BLACKED OUT ON... challenged BILBO
BAGGINNI (9-5508) (98-36-1,372) of MIDDLE ITALY. Up 74. CROWN ROYAL was subdued by
BILBO BAGGINNI in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight. A good try, Crown, and a
congratulations to Bilbo.
Debby T.
LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508 99 36 1 391 MIDDLE ITALY (1360) ZUKAL
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443 48 8 340 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
KHORA THE SMALL 78-519 155 148 4 317 SAND DANCERS (1212) LIN TIRIAN
NIGHTCAP 74-2745 279 138 291 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742 44 20 1 259 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615 44 23 259 DRAFT DODGERS (1394) BLACKSTONE
GUILLOTINE 12-6588 30 12 2 254 BLADES OF TERROR (1406) RIZTAB
KIMO 70-6089 52 59 4 245 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
RAVEN EYES 12-2709 85 99 243 SWEET MAGIC (717) RIZTAB
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 64 66 2 239 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
PERSEUS 72-1612 75 50 1 237 DEADLY RAGE II (1418) DRAGONHEAD
NOREASTER 35-3896 95 39 2 236 DIRT DEVILS (1246) MURSKA
DESPERADO 77-2459 56 27 2 235 POSSE (1419) MAZGOURRAH
WHIFF 3-7295 34 18 1 226 LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403) OSKSI
GEARFRIED 43-4270 36 17 224 WENSINWASIN (1023) VEASTIAN
RIDDLER 61-1856 91 68 1 223 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 49 42 222 FEAR FACTORY III (1421) DWES EG
SHADOW 84-26165 29 16 219 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408) BLACKSTONE
THE LION KING 35-4124 43 21 217 IN THE JUNGLE (1367) MURSKA
MARTIN BLANK 82-28434 94 30 1 216 BLOOD TITANS (1347) DWES EG
MORTIFICATION 61-2333 66 57 4 216 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845 40 34 1 216 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TIA MATTE 32-5321 56 37 214 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
RETROVIRUS 70-6086 69 43 212 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
LOSING IS FUN 12-6330 40 28 1 212 WHO DA MAN? (1414) RIZTAB
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 58 135 6 210 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
CROWN ROYAL 12-5507 35 11 3 210 BLACKED OUT ON... (1275) RIZTAB
MOONJUMPER 16-3062 75 109 1 208 PUNNY AMINALS (708) WILLAF
SEGUE 13-5394 56 27 205 THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389) DULLENS
SEKHAT 7-2251 80 134 4 204 CASTAWAYS (1301) BONSUR
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 102 116 3 202 HABIT (1375) LIN TIRIAN
THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413 33 30 1 202 KILLER TUNES (1116) DAL SHANG
PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 64 43 2 201 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
MUDVAYNE 61-3039 40 35 201 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303 31 10 1 201 MILWAUKEE RULES (1409) BLACKSTONE
CONTROVERSY 64-3914 72 102 1 200 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
CEDAR 29-4319 40 61 2 200 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR
REPUGNANT 97-3677 55 34 4 199 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE
SERGE 32-3549 69 102 198 ASSORTED (578) ARVAT
ARGUMENT 64-3915 81 93 197 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
DIJANNA 76-1992 49 56 1 197 SAND DANCERS (1185) SIMTAKKA
PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551 38 28 1 197 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
SANDMAN 74-2896 99 131 3 195 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 62 69 2 195 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
REAGANOMICS 21-6182 36 26 1 195 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
ROOSTER 65-1414 34 30 1 195 KILLER TUNES (1116) DAL SHANG
PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 51 52 1 194 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
ACID BATH 33-7373 32 15 1 193 DEATH PENALTY (1267) NIATOLI ISLAND
ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614 23 13 192 WIDE WORLD OF... (1370) BLACKSTONE
ABSOLUTION 32-5301 63 20 3 191 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
COUNTER OFFER 84-25636 32 13 191 VIKING LINGO (1405) BLACKSTONE
DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187 49 21 1 190 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758 46 30 1 190 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
WILLY LIV 9-2930 43 29 2 188 THE MONGOLOIDS (48) ZUKAL
JACK FLASH 29-107 41 35 188 ALMOST EXACTLY (45) LAPUR
WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787 49 44 1 186 THE MONGOLOIDS (48) ZUKAL
NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179 30 10 1 186 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
SERIAL MURDERER 9-990 42 63 185 THE MONGOLOIDS (48) ZUKAL
MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252 59 94 183 MIDDLE WAY (1058) ALJAFIR
THE SHADOW 61-2742 40 63 183 FAVORITE GUYS (863) JURINE
LUCK DEVIL 15-5162 35 26 1 183 THE DEVIL'S OWN (1398) MALCORN
FRASIER 47-6224 30 28 182 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 43 58 4 180 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
XARA 78-2254 29 21 180 SAND DANCERS (1212) LIN TIRIAN
BACARDI LIMON 12-5509 23 25 179 BLACKED OUT ON... (1275) RIZTAB
TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105 25 14 1 176 FEAR FACTORY II (1411) DWES EG
3 FISTED RAT BOY 70-6130 56 67 3 175 GWAR (691) SENTERN
SUBTERFUGE 84-38420 21 4 175 COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
MURDEROUS MALNO 78-1589 40 76 174 SAND DANCERS (1212) LIN TIRIAN
PYG 98-1120 17 14 4 174 BLOOD IRON (1274) SYVYN'S HILL
LASH LARUE 43-3806 43 36 171 THE FAMILY (772) VEASTIAN
BILL P. GORE 32-5114 33 6 1 171 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
TREEFROG 15-4177 45 83 167 GREENWARDENS (770) MALCORN
CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184 37 38 1 167 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273 47 50 4 166 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
BELA LUGOSI 40-4114 32 28 1 163 SUPERIOR FORCES (1344) ZENSU
APOCALYPSE 32-5711 25 6 1 163 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
PAUL 47-6861 22 9 2 157 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK
KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372 37 33 156 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 88 158 2 154 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
REVANENT 15-4770 30 22 2 154 BLOODSWORN (1426) MALCORN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JONATHANNIE 56-3747 28 21 154 BAD APPLES (916) ROCANIS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WHITE LION 35-859 40 32 150 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
SCOVELLIE 53-6579 34 40 2 146 CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1103) KHALHUMS
SURGEON OF DEMISE 82-7083 24 18 1 141 FEAR FACTORY (1420) DWES EG
EASY FEET 29-1416 21 16 1 141 ALMOST EXACTLY (45) LAPUR
JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514 26 20 1 130 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
SAVORY 32-4143 70 77 1 127 DEAD WE SUCK (1336) ARVAT
AGENT OF BRUTALITY 18-5975 27 23 1 126 EXTREME AGGRESSION (1415) TALCAMA
JOE MAMA 21-6771 29 14 125 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173 28 22 2 125 GWAR (1422) DWES EG
HALLAM 76-2369 27 47 122 SAND DANCERS (1185) SIMTAKKA
VARINA FIREHAIR 78-1404 33 46 121 SAND DANCERS (1212) LIN TIRIAN
-TECKLA KING 35-786 30 16 1 121 HOUSE JHEREG (110) MURSKA
FLYING PIG 41-4605 26 6 117 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428) KATI-TEI
NORM 47-6227 25 32 2 117 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK
SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181 22 17 1 117 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815) ROCANIS
PING 17-3787 25 14 1 109 G.O.L.F. (1410) ALJAFIR
FEZZIK 45-814 21 9 102 MAX'S MIRACLE (845) STORMCROWE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155 22 19 100 GWAR (1422) DWES EG
PETER BOND 49-3089 31 46 95 THE BONDS (774) VITHICAR
-CLAYTON LONETREE 13-797 20 13 95 TAKE THE FIFTH (83) DULLENS
SAND MAGGOT 61-3397 22 15 1 94 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CARLA 47-6225 31 26 1 89 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK
FLESH HUNTER 47-6053 22 5 84 BAAL'S MINIONS (1431) NORTH FORK
PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323 18 8 1 83 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430) ZUWAYZA
BLACK DOMINO 58-6062 32 27 1 78 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1104) DELARQ TOR
-DONNA RICE 13-795 22 10 2 77 TAKE THE FIFTH (83) DULLENS
SUICIDE KING 35-3104 20 19 1 77 ONE MAN GANG (802) MURSKA
ERNIE BIRDSLAYER 29-1497 25 20 73 ALMOST EXACTLY (45) LAPUR
-STEELHORSE 65-6900 22 6 2 72 POSSE (1266) DAL SHANG
KIERA 35-1646 20 14 1 71 HOUSE JHEREG (110) MURSKA
SANDY 1-6821 24 64 1 63 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1022) MORDANT
FLAME SPIDER 61-3401 19 20 1 58 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
-ISSOLAN SMILE 35-1497 19 16 2 57 HOUSE JHEREG (110) MURSKA
LANI TYL KOGAN 65-2804 36 39 1 53 CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1131) DAL SHANG
-BLASPHEMY 32-5332 9 1 1 29 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
SERGE 32-3549 69 102 0 ASSORTED 578 KHORA THE SMALL 78-519 650
MUDVAYNE 61-3039 40 35 0 FEAR FACTORY 632 GUILLOTINE 12-6588 650
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Zombie Rage -- You learn pretty well, considering you're undead and all. -- White
Lion
Newt Rockne --That victory was for The Gipper. -- Wailin'
Joe Mama -- Your mama's so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a shake on layaway.
-- Slice Construct
And it was only vanilla, too!
Clayton Lonetree -- Normally, if I hit you once, you don't get the chance to swing
back. You fight pretty good, for a wee little thing. -- Suicide King
Steelhorse -- It's not my fault I'm the biggest and the strongest. I don't even
exercise! -- Fezzik
Flying Pig -- Shoo! Hate it when I'm too hotly engaged to draw my backp. --
Sleepwalker
Manipulator -- You're a masseuse by trade? I could use a good back rub. -- Nightcap
But you'd want the back back afterwards, wouldn't you?
Counter Offer -- Got to say, I was pretty scared to find myself facing someone as
short as you. -- Sekhat
S. Mary Rose -- Ouch! And you got even better with a very good train! *marks down
who to avoid next time* -- Sandman
Riff-Raff -- And I thank you. Some days, I just do NOT have the time. Who scheduled
nine arenas to run on the same day? It's insane. -- Jorja
P.S. I still don't have the time, but I'm going to let some of 'em do personals
ANYWAY. So there!
Easy Feet -- I don't know about easy, but they were darned COLD feet. -- Black Domino
P.S. I almost wish I could've gone to the tourney. I miss Delarq Tor, and I don't
think Olaf really did it justice.
Debby Tonte and Marei -- Of course I know what they say about apples, I are one!
They say, "Hit your opponent with green apples, and then DO IT AGAIN." -- Jonathannie
Is that what they say? I must have heard it wrong.
Savory -- You aren't. -- Lash Larue
Cannibal Corpse -- Isn't it amazing what the light of a waxing moon can do? --
Moonjumper
Martin Blank -- Curse you! -- Murderous Malno
P.S. I would go into detail, but my teammates are being picky about it.
Ernie Birdslayer -- Shame on you! Those birds were ENDANGERED, they're nearing
extinction, and all because of YOU. -- Lani tyl Kogan
Flesh Hunter -- Huh, I wish Debby Tonte had shared her lunch with us! -- Peter Bond
Luck Devil -- You've got luck, sure enough, but it isn't GOOD luck. -- Dijanna
Shadow -- Yes, definitely a colder shadow this month. -- Cedar
Flattus Maximus -- Well, you flattened me to the maximus. -- Mouse Noyle
Absolution -- Ha. I don't BELIEVE in absolution. You do wrong, you have to PAY. --
Khora the Small
Bilbo Bagginni -- Thank the Lady you won! I just don't have it in me to be a
duelmaster. Or a lord marshall. -- Raven Eyes
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DESPERADO devastated DIJANNA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
WHIFF vanquished PROPANE TORCH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
CROWN ROYAL was subdued by BILBO BAGGINNI in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
THE SICKLY DWARF lost to PERSEUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
NOREASTER overpowered SEKHAT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
COREY THE MOOSE vanquished REAGANOMICS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ACID BATH was viciously subdued by LOSING IS FUN in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
PAM DEMONIUM viciously subdued WISHI HADA CLUE in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
THE LION KING viciously subdued PUNGENT STENCH in a popular 15 minute Challenge duel.
WAILIN' VAN HALEN overpowered MOUSE NOYLE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
ZOMBIE RAGE savagely defeated FRASIER in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
ABSOLUTION was demolished by RAVEN EYES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
GUILLOTINE viciously butchered MUDVAYNE in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
REPUGNANT devastated THE SHADOW in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
WHITE LION was viciously subdued by NINE INCH NAIL in a 6 minute Challenge brawl.
COUNTER OFFER beat XARA in a exciting 1 minute Challenge match.
BACARDI LIMON overpowered JONATHANNIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
JOE MAMA bested NORM in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
REVANENT beat SURGEON OF DEMISE in a action packed 1 minute brutal Challenge fight.
EASY FEET savagely defeated FLYING PIG in a action packed 6 minute Challenge fray.
ERNIE BIRDSLAYER devastated LANI TYL KOGAN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
KIERA was narrowly defeated by SAND MAGGOT in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
DONKEY HOTAY was overpowered by KIMO in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SHADOW subdued CEDAR in a exciting 2 minute melee.
KNUCKLE JAW vanquished HEADLESS NORSEMAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
RIDDLER beat THE SALAMINIZER in a action packed 3 minute brutal competition.
KHORA THE SMALL slew SERGE in a action packed 1 minute fight.
NIGHTCAP overcame MANIPULATOR in a exciting 1 minute fight.
CONTROVERSY was savagely defeated by SEGUE in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
TRUST BUSTER 1 beat MOONJUMPER in a action packed 3 minute brutal bout.
ARGUMENT was devastated by RETROVIRUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
WILLY LIV was demolished by MORTIFICATION in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
JERK O'LANTERN viciously subdued S. MARY ROSE in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
MARTIN BLANK handily defeated TWIGGY RAMEIZ in a popular 4 minute gory uneven match.
TIA MATTE vanquished FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
MAYLA TYL CRENA viciously subdued DREHVIN in a exciting 5 minute gory duel.
GEARFRIED demolished ROOSTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
MURDEROUS MALNO slimly lost to SERIAL MURDERER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute duel.
JACK FLASH was overpowered by SAINTS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SANDMAN handily defeated TREEFROG in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched melee.
LUCK DEVIL defeated CROUCHING HAMSTER in a popular 1 minute battle.
3 FISTED RAT BOY was vanquished by HELYSE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
KJARRAN'S HAMMER was viciously subdued by LASH LARUE in a 2 minute bout.
CANNIBAL CORPSE demolished SLICE CONSTRUCT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
PYG demolished SCOVELLIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
SUBTERFUGE handily defeated HALLAM in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
NEWT ROCKNE devastated BELA LUGOSI in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PAUL demolished SAVORY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched battle.
BILL P. GORE overpowered KICK INTHE TEETH in a 1 minute uneven bout.
APOCALYPSE bested VARINA FIREHAIR in a popular 1 minute fight.
JUSTIN CREDIBLE was devastated by HELYSE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
AGENT OF BRUTALITY was overpowered by SLEEPWALKER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CARLA was savagely defeated by SADDAM A GO-GO in a exciting 4 minute bloody conflict.
FEZZIK overpowered FLAME SPIDER in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
PING savagely defeated PUTRID DEFILER in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
VEXTHORNE overpowered SUICIDE KING in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLACK DOMINO viciously subdued LUCIFREYJA in a 5 minute brutal match.
PETER BOND luckily beat ROSELLA in a popular 9 minute gory duel.
FLESH HUNTER unbelievably bested SANDY in a action packed 5 minute bloody match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 26 PARRY-LUNGE 26 - 11 - 0 70 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 20 AIMED BLOW 143 - 109 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 12 TOTAL PARRY 48 - 38 - 1 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 11 LUNGING ATTACK 107 - 90 - 2 54 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 PARRY-STRIKE 27 - 24 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 SLASHING ATTACK 41 - 41 - 1 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 9 BASHING ATTACK 38 - 43 - 2 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 STRIKING ATTACK 50 - 64 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 39 - 57 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 WALL OF STEEL 43 - 74 - 0 37 |
Turn 650 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 3 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 20 - 6 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 5 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 5 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 6 - 6 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 7 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 7 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 14 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508 99 36 1 391 MIDDLE ITALY (1360)
BASHING ATTACK KHORA THE SMALL 78-519 155 148 4 317 SAND DANCERS (1212)
PARRY-LUNGE NIGHTCAP 74-2745 279 138 0 291 DARKLINGS (1160)
LUNGING ATTACK JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742 44 20 1 259 HALLOWIENERS (1391)
SLASHING ATTACK KIMO 70-6089 52 59 4 245 FEAR FACTORY IV (713)
STRIKING ATTACK RAVEN EYES 12-2709 85 99 0 243 SWEET MAGIC (717)
WALL OF STEEL PERSEUS 72-1612 75 50 1 237 DEADLY RAGE II (1418)
PARRY-STRIKE MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 49 42 0 222 FEAR FACTORY III (1421)
TOTAL PARRY RETROVIRUS 70-6086 69 43 0 212 FEAR FACTORY IV (713)
PARRY-RIPOSTE CEDAR 29-4319 40 61 2 200 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)
The overall popularity leader is NIGHTCAP 74-2745. The most popular warrior this
turn was MURDEROUS MALNO 78-1589. The ten other most popular fighters were PUNGENT
STENCH 61-2458, THE LION KING 35-4124, NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273, LOSING IS FUN 12-6330,
WHITE LION 35-859, MARTIN BLANK 82-28434, EASY FEET 29-1416, SAND MAGGOT 61-3397,
TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443, and SANDY 1-6821.
The least popular fighter this week was AGENT OF BRUTALITY 18-5975. The other ten
least popular fighters were BELA LUGOSI 40-4114, SCOVELLIE 53-6579, JACK FLASH
29-107, JONATHANNIE 56-3747, PROPANE TORCH 61-2524, DIJANNA 76-1992, SUICIDE KING
35-3104, JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514, KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173, and SAVORY 32-4143.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 LAPUR(29) 2 2 0 JURINE(61) 5 6 0
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 5 3 0 KURUKAR(64) 0 3 0
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 2 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 3 0
ZUKAL(9) 2 2 0 MURSKA(35) 3 3 0 SENTERN(70) 2 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 0 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
RIZTAB(12) 4 1 1 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 3 0 0
DULLENS(13) 1 0 0 VEASTIAN(43) 2 0 0 SIMTAKKA(76) 0 2 0
MALCORN(15) 2 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 2 1 0
WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 2 3 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 4 1
ALJAFIR(17) 1 1 0 VITHICAR(49) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 3 3 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 KHALHUMS(53) 0 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 6 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 2 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 1 3 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SANDY 1-6821 24 64 1 63 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1022) MORDANT
WHIFF 3-7295 34 18 1 226 LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403) OSKSI
SEKHAT 7-2251 80 134 4 204 CASTAWAYS (1301) BONSUR
BILBO BAGGINNI 9-5508 99 36 1 391 MIDDLE ITALY (1360) ZUKAL
GUILLOTINE 12-6588 30 12 2 254 BLADES OF TERROR (1406) RIZTAB
SEGUE 13-5394 56 27 0 205 THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389) DULLENS
LUCK DEVIL 15-5162 35 26 1 183 THE DEVIL'S OWN (1398) MALCORN
MOONJUMPER 16-3062 75 109 1 208 PUNNY AMINALS (708) WILLAF
MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252 59 94 0 183 MIDDLE WAY (1058) ALJAFIR
AGENT OF BRUTALITY 18-5975 27 23 1 126 EXTREME AGGRESSION (1415) TALCAMA
DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187 49 21 1 190 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
REAGANOMICS 21-6182 36 26 1 195 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
CEDAR 29-4319 40 61 2 200 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR
TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443 48 8 0 340 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742 44 20 1 259 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
NOREASTER 35-3896 95 39 2 236 DIRT DEVILS (1246) MURSKA
BELA LUGOSI 40-4114 32 28 1 163 SUPERIOR FORCES (1344) ZENSU
FLYING PIG 41-4605 26 6 0 117 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428) KATI-TEI
GEARFRIED 43-4270 36 17 0 224 WENSINWASIN (1023) VEASTIAN
FEZZIK 45-814 21 9 0 102 MAX'S MIRACLE (845) STORMCROWE
FRASIER 47-6224 30 28 0 182 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK
PETER BOND 49-3089 31 46 0 95 THE BONDS (774) VITHICAR
SCOVELLIE 53-6579 34 40 2 146 CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1103) KHALHUMS
JONATHANNIE 56-3747 28 21 0 154 BAD APPLES (916) ROCANIS
BLACK DOMINO 58-6062 32 27 1 78 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1104) DELARQ TOR
RIDDLER 61-1856 91 68 1 223 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 58 135 6 210 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413 33 30 1 202 KILLER TUNES (1116) DAL SHANG
KIMO 70-6089 52 59 4 245 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
PERSEUS 72-1612 75 50 1 237 DEADLY RAGE II (1418) DRAGONHEAD
NIGHTCAP 74-2745 279 138 0 291 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
DIJANNA 76-1992 49 56 1 197 SAND DANCERS (1185) SIMTAKKA
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 64 66 2 239 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
KHORA THE SMALL 78-519 155 148 4 317 SAND DANCERS (1212) LIN TIRIAN
MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 49 42 0 222 FEAR FACTORY III (1421) DWES EG
COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615 44 23 0 259 DRAFT DODGERS (1394) BLACKSTONE
REPUGNANT 97-3677 55 34 4 199 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE
PYG 98-1120 17 14 4 174 BLOOD IRON (1274) SYVYN'S HILL
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
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To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective
immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the
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